Slam City Amateur Hour

The Boys of Summer, Don Henley, The Ataris, pencils, FMK, EPs, Casa Bonita, blink-182 plane crash versus cancer, funeral service for broken record player needles, apartments with no bath or shower, sickle versus umbrella, plus after show bonus audio. Double X Quantimino Do The Math: Did Don Henley earn The Ataris more than The Ataris earn The Ataris on Spotify? Guestimation Unknown No. 2 - pencils FMK: Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn Recommended extended plays (EPs) No tipping at Casa Bonita Understanding in a plane crash Burrito's Nippon Newz Millennium-old Japanese temple offering funeral service for broken record player needles Apartments with no bath or shower rising in popularity among young Tokyoites Sickle-wielding attacker safely fended off by victim's umbrella in Aomori Burnt End: Burrito's Prescription, Coupon Book, Guy Hair Counter Deepfake Sponsors: Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Coheed and Cambria albums ranked by The Burrito Bandito in response to The Hard Times article, finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand?, Mein Cumpf, cassettes, The Presidents, One hundred ten percent, Burrito's Nippon Newz Double X Quantimino Let's taco bout it - Every Coheed and Cambria Album Ranked article by The Hard Times Finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand? Mein Cumpf Cassettes - nostalgia, Hanson, The Presidents Ten percent Burrito's Nippon Newz Curses for sale on Japan's leading flea market site Mercari Japanese college student admits he robbed taxi driver, denies in court that he was rude about it Domino's Japan creates a bacon shake for dipping pizzas into Deepfake Sponsors: Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Sneaky link, Zoot Suit Riot, walking around barefooted, Covenant Eyes, Frederick's of Hollywood, Nick Cannon, 50 Cent, Wheel of Fortune, plane door, gross model, kidney stone, beer keys, a million pennies, 5 million yen, air for sale, tiny newspapers, samurai assassination plot Double X Quantimino Sneaky link Zoot Suit Riot Walking around barefooted Covenant Eyes Frederick's of Hollywood Nick Cannon Calls 50 Cent 'Fat:' 'Now It's Get Thick Or Die Fryin' Guestimation Unknown - Wheel of Fortune viewers per week This Is The Newz 'I wondered what I'd done wrong in life,' says man next to passenger who opened plane door on flight Gross model reveals what remote-workers will look like in 2100 What if your d!ck had taste buds? Sri Lanka doctors remove 5.26-inch, 1.76-pound kidney stone from patient Beer kegs block Michigan highway after semi overturns California family finds a million pennies while cleaning out old house Burrito's Nippon Newz 5 million yen in cash found in Otsu City dump Air from 2022 for sale on Japanese flea market app Mercari Tiny newspapers “Get them drunk then chop off their heads.” Samurai's assassination plot against U.S. envoys found Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Pre-show UBI, universal healthcare Brian put a timestamp so this is why you have it now instead of six months from now New year's resolutions Amazon aquarium accessories Noah K Double X Quantimino In your prime could you have done it? - Since 1948, the 72-ounce Top Sirloin Dinner has been served free to anyone who can eat the entire steak and trimmings within one hour. Price Is Right Rules Dennis Douglas Dung nicknamed 3D Slammich - our own custom sandwich How much was Brian's meal at Quiznos? Quizno hack to not pay extra for guacamole Twofer's - a sandwich shop that sells half-and-half sandwiches Costco cheesecake return Is drywashing a thing? Wiping a spoon Beef pizzle Hack-a-dick Gangrene feet This Is The Newz Single mother's future in jeopardy after thief steals driveway Pastor accused of trying to push McDonald's cook's head into deep fryer for 'disrespecting' his wife Video shows man attack district court judge during sentencing Ohio man shot in testes by ex-girlfriend says he still loves her Burrito's Nippon Newz Japanese life insurance company develops dating sim where you're not supposed to get insurance Bar explodes in Tokyo's Shinbashi neighborhood All-you-can-eat doughnuts at Mister Donut: How many can we eat in 60 minutes? Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Carnevil, The House of the Dead, Etsy, milk glass, laundry frequency, finger lickin' good, high flying birds and fearless flying frogs, motorcycle ride with one helmet, 23 cents, Lemon Party, neighbor sues over medical weed smell, drunk duck fights dog, three men and a giant inflatable duck, cocaine on Sonic hot dog, drunk politician doing pullups inside train, 85-year-old great grandmother virtual YouTuber, police mascot flipping bird stickers Double X Quantimino Carnevil or The House of the Dead? Arthur the Arbiter - Item title and options mislead. An Etsy review. Milk glass and Brian's grandfather's glass collection The 'no-wash' and 'low-wash' movement - how often is your denim washed "finger lickin' good" High flying birds and fearless flying frogs Hypothetical Meta Analysis - motorcycle ride, one helmet 23 cents Lemon Party documentary This Is The Newz Judge orders DC man to stop smoking medical weed at home after neighbor sues over smell Duck walks into pub, drinks pint, fights dog, loses Three men swept out to sea on giant inflatable duck New Mexico woman finds cocaine on Sonic hot dog Burrito's Nippon Newz Drunk Japanese politician in trouble for doing pullups inside moving train 85-year-old great-grandmother from Hiroshima is Japan's newest virtual YouTuber/idol Tokyo couple caught making stickers with police mascot flipping bird Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Celebrity butt water, sock shoe, caramel, three fingers in the honeycomb, one comic book, Walmart version of Margot Robbie, car flies Dukes of Hazzard style, guillotine, Duck Hunt, eunuch maker's frozen leg, Saitama thugs, calling police 2,060 times in 9 days, condombassador Double X Quantimino Celebrity butt water sock shoe sock shoe or sock sock shoe shoe Caramel RHCP lyrics “Three fingers in the honeycomb” Burrito has enough space in his bugout bag for one comic book to bring to La Isla - Spider-Man: Blue #6 knock-off of a knockout “Dramatic body camera footage shows a car speeding down a Georgia highway, catching a tow truck ramp and flying about 120 feet through the air "Dukes of Hazzard"-style, authorities say. The driver survived the crash with serious injuries.” This Is The Newz Couple's choreographed suicide by guillotine ends with heads rolling into fire altar Deputies accuse man of using Nintendo ‘Duck Hunt' pistol to rob a business Man admits freezing leg of alleged ‘eunuch maker' who was accused of broadcasting live castrations Burrito's Nippon Newz “I'm the most famous thug in Saitama!” Japanese kids' social media beef leads to beating, arrests Saitama man arrested for calling police 2,060 times in 9 days to yell at them 14th-generation condom ambassador named by Japan's Sagami Original Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Tacos fall apart, that double space, The Taming of the Shrew, throwing out undies, $19 smash burger, movie soundtracks, Bomb Queen, Brazilian steakhouse, hiding in a store after close, seals stick eels up nose, tipping culture, Hot Pocket shooting, Plymouth Hoe palm trees, plastic egg tarts, Burrito's Nippon Newz Double X Quantimino Plug In & Hate - "It's ok if u fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart & we still love them" That double space between a full stop and the next sentence The Taming of the Shrew When to throw out the undies A $19 smash burger One movie soundtrack to take to La Isla Bomb Queen Brazilian steakhouse Hiding after close in a store of your choice This Is The Newz ‘Make better choices': Researchers beg endangered seals to not stick eels up nose Influencer who created AI version of herself says it's gone rogue and she's working 'around the clock' to stop it saying sexually explicit things TikTokers say tipping culture is getting 'out of hand' after a woman claimed a Ben & Jerry's cashier got annoyed when she didn't tip for a $2 cone Man shot roommate in Kentucky for eating last Hot Pocket, police say Plymouth Hoe palm trees cut down in sex and drugs crackdown ‎Morse - Vibration Messenger Burrito's Nippon Newz Egg tart vendor promises not to accidentally sell realistic plastic samples a third time More than one in three Japanese working women in survey would rather be housewives Man rides motorbike into lobby of Fukuoka police station, demands they crack down on rude driving Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Weapons for The Purge, vuvuzelas, poker, lima beans, Honey Buns, $70 safety razor, Newz, one million bees, toe sucking, Martha Stewart, Boot Girls, BNN, precious metal fillings, candy from Grave of the Fireflies, Krispy Kreme doughnut burger Double X Quantimino Weapons of choice during The Purge Vuvuzelas Poker's popularity, Strip Poker on USA Network Lima bean, clitorati Guestimation Unknown - Honey Buns A $70 safety razor This Is The Newz Ajax man facing charges after obtaining sexual services and refusing to pay One million bees released during tractor-trailer crash on I-10 Westbound and US-301 Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry Hilton Hotel manager arrested for waking up guest by sucking on his toes Woman's body found in Arby's freezer Driver tried to switch places with his dog on DUI stop in Colorado town, police say Martha Stewart lands 'historic' Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover Masturbation with 'sex toy' kills man; gets electrocuted with ping pong ball up his butt while jerking off A ride with Boot Girls, 2 women challenging Atlanta's parking enforcement industry Burrito's Nippon Newz Kyoto City planning to sell cremated people's precious metal fillings for millions of yen Candy from Ghibli's Grave of the Fireflies disappearing as manufacturer goes out of business Krispy Kreme adds doughnut burgers to its menu in Japan Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Tentative titles: “Meet the Wolves Halfway”, “The Ant and the Lima Bean”, “Innocence and Piggies” Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Wrestling entrance songs, NDAs, time is an illusion / social construct / flat circle, the bar scene, boys and girls' bikes, mermaid statue, drugs shipped to restaurant, $120K banana, penis surgery gone wrong, orgasm heard at LA Philharmonic concert, fish semen on the sushi menu, Betty at 92's male striptease show, all-you-can eat cookie cafe, beautiful women on apartment visits, JP government seeks power to control AC remotely Double X Quantimino Wrestling entrance songs - Brian: Let's Get Reptarded, Art: The War, GMN: Hero, Burrito: Simon Says Reality show NDA Entrance songs but only from James Bond movies Time is an illusion and a social construct Time is a flat circle A homunculus amunculus The bar scene Boys and girls' bikes This Is The Newz Mermaid statue causes stir in southern Italy Man arrested after $3M worth of drugs shipped to restaurant Banana drama: ‘hungry' South Korean student eats $120,000 artwork Man dies after penis enhancement surgery goes wrong Woman's ‘loud and full body orgasm' heard during LA Philharmonic concert Michelin star chef inspired to add ‘fish semen' to the menu at high-end restaurant Care home resident fulfills dream of watching male striptease show at 92 Burrito's Nippon Newz Reminder: Japan has awesome all-you-can-eat cookies cafés Tokyo real estate agency sends beautiful women with you on apartment visits for date-like mood Japanese government seeking power to turn down private home air conditioners remotely Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk, Rawr, OwO/UwU, 3½-hour long movie or live music performance, Avril, JTT, Utopia, Prions, How much until you have to let your pet go?, Jersey Mike's charity contribution to Boners for Algernon, overthinking, Desiigner, penis for sale, claw machine, cooked bats, stillborn, police bunny, RoboDog, robot waiters, food prank Double X Quantimino Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk Rawr is my OwO Three and a half hours of a live music performance or movie Avril, JTT, Utopia Cool band name? - Hotass Pedxphiles Prions How much until you have to let your pet go? Guesstimation Unknown: Mike's Way® Boners for Algernon Overthinking? Ruminating? Breathe. This Is The Newz Rapper Desiigner charged for masturbating aboard overseas flight Man 'tries to sell penis' at Eastern Cape shopping mall Boy, 13, gets stuck climbing into claw machine for prize German officials seize cooked bats near Belgian border Pair charged with throwing away ashes of stillborn infant Baby Gooch: “I'm stillborn. I stay born. Go shop at Liz Claiborne.” Officer Cottontail? Bunny joins the police force. Fur real. RoboCop? No, RoboDog: Robotic dog rejoins New York police Are robot waiters the future? Some restaurants think so Japan police arrest 2 in food prank at beef bowl diner Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

A paper coffee cup, George Foreman Grill, human burgers, Make-A-Wish wishes, sugar AIDS, throwing stacks of $100 bills out a car window, meta analysis, raw water, two million dimes, hit man names, epoxy condom, gyoza king, asking to jerk off in a convenience store bathroom, cat fur bed sheets Double X Quantimino A paper coffee cup George Foreman Grill Human burgers You're a Make-A-Wish kid and your wish is going to be granted. Sugar AIDS, Chasr, Got Bugz A man threw stacks of $100 bills from his car window in a wild show of generosity. His family says he drained their bank accounts, leaving them broke. Meta-analysis, Part 1: Testosterone treatment not linked to short-, medium-term CV events in men Meta-analysis, Part 2: Sex after menopause doesn't need to hurt Urechis caupo This Is The Newz Trendy “raw water” source under bird's nest sparks diarrheal outbreak Police search for group of suspects who stole 2 million dimes from truck in Northeast Philadelphia Tennessee Air National Guardsman applied to be a hit man on a website - and got arrested Hitman names: Montezuma's Revenge, Gloom and Doom, Ambivalence, Brian Shrimp Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom Burrito's Nippon Newz Kyoto police issue arrest warrant in nine-year-old murder of Japan's gyoza king Teacher in Japan politely asks to use convenience store bathroom to jerk off, gets arrested Japan created bed sheets that feel like petting a cat, and they sold out immediately Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz

Vinyl record grooves, The Flaccid and the Furious, horny goat weed, White Van Scam, ranch sauce, your wife has been kidnapped, Caesar salad, your AI existence, alcoholic dog now sober, offensive shirt at Walmart, Resident Evil 4 upskirt, 18,000 cows, cocaine hippo hit by SUV, Apple store robbed, Fabrizio, Japanese fight festival, man buys coffee but gets latte, Least Attractive Prefecture Pre-show F–k Dungeon Rebel Wilson Tribute A Facef–k to Remember Double X Quantimino Groove The Flaccid and the Furious Horny goat weed Booba Gettz spotted in the wild in Arthur's Nextdoor feed: ‘SCAM: Watch out for the “White Van Speaker Scam” in the area. A guy pumping gas next to me, at Exxon, almost fell for it. The scammer was in a white truck “selling” a home entertainment system.' Ranch “Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You're driving to rescue her. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no” Plug In & Hate - What I Had For Lunch: Caesar salad What if you found out you were an AI bot? Did Arthur Dream of Electric Podcasts? This Is The Newz Alcoholic dog who got addicted to drinks left out by owner now sober Walmart removes offensive shirt with hidden curse after complaints Ashley breaks the fourth wall in Resident Evil 4 Remake if you try to upskirt her 18,000 cows killed in explosion, fire at Texas dairy farm may be largest cattle killing ever Re-enactment Newz: Brian is the newscaster in the helicopter. Gemini is the SUV driver. Burrito is the hippo. One of Pablo Escobar's 'cocaine hippos' dies after being hit by an SUV in Colombia Washington Apple store robbed of $500,000 in iPhones after thieves tunnel through coffee shop wall Fabricio/Fabrizio Burrito's Nippon Newz Fights break out at Japanese fight festival Man arrested for trying to kill a convenience store owner over a cup of coffee Japanese prefecture replaces Ibaraki as Least Attractive Prefecture in annual ranking Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

X-Men intimacy, John Stamos gets crowned, a Friends smashup, eat a McGlizzy, where to find grapefruit gelatin, mustaches, Batgirl, what pandemic?, the Blue October Girl archetype, losing 30 lb eating McDonald's, Luby's Hamber Alert, a teenager pretends to be a physician's assistant to access a hospital, mammoth meatballs, knockoff designer brands, a hacker returns $200M, naked man drives school bus, a gang member with Down syndrome, all you can eat ice cream and frozen food, an English-speaking-only bar in Japan, a woman defrauds men for 4.4M yen. Double X Quantimino The best X-Men with which to have sex John Stamos Friends Smashup The McGlizzy Getting grapefruit gelatin for your bae Mustache That canceled Batgirl movie How We Buried A Pandemic Blue October Girl This Is The Newz Man eating McDonald's for 100 days is down nearly 30 lb so far — and now his wife is joining him Luby's apologizes for ham-handed promotion Teenage imposter gains access to two Slam City South South hospitals Meatball from long-extinct mammoth created by food firm Customs officers seize more than $700,000 of knockoff Gucci, Chanel, other designer brands Hacker Behind $200M Euler Attack Apologizes, Returns Millions in Ether, Dai to Protocol Naked man driving stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on chase Alleged gang member with Down syndrome indicted in separate Chicago murders Burrito's Nippon Newz All you can eat ice cream and frozen food restaurant becomes a hit in Akihabara English-speaking-only bar opens in Osaka and Tokyo, yellow cards for those who don't follow rules Shiga woman defrauded 4.4M yen by man asking for money to fly down from the ISS and marry her Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum FarmzSlam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

The Mayor Pro Tem Boston Cream Cake story is retold. A customized aroma collection for Slam City is workshopped. Motor vehicle operators must now be able to also properly operate a bicycle. A mother's daughter asks for $4 to pay for a classmate's field trip fee, but Mom says no. Cassettes are limited edition collectibles now? Arthur was late to the recording session, so no Newz this episode. The Burrito Bandito brings odd news from Japan about a briefcase filled with adult toys, bears serving coffee through a hole in the wall, and a straight-bar keyboard. If your attention span takes you to 45:03, Jaymark takes you time-traveling. Double X Quantimino Gemini and The Burrito Bandito explain Mayor Pro Tem to Brian and the listener. Slam City's Aroma Collection - Barbacoa, Olympic Swimming Pool, Grundle, Clam City (Glitter + Shame), and Nostalgia Stage Two Hypothetical Meta Analysis - To legally operate a motor vehicle, one of the requirements is that an applicant must be able to properly operate a bicycle. Did she make the right decision? A mother declines to give her daughter $4 to pay for another classmate's field trip fee. When did collectible limited edition cassettes become a thing? Do I need to dig out my old Walkman? As The Burrito Bandito was swinging and missing on buying a copy of the Coheed and Cambria SSTB vinyl repress, pronoun noticed a cassette section in Equal Vision's store. Burrito's Nippon Newz Bomb squad in Japan summoned to take care of an abandoned briefcase full of adult toys Bears serve environmentally friendly coffee and treats via a hole in the wall at new Tokyo cafe Google Japan creates the Key Bou, an insane and logical straight-bar keyboard After Party: A brief review of Martin House Brewing Company Raspberry Mochi fruited sour + tips on meeting women Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

The scientific method, buying tickets, first movie on a date at home, $3 for cheese on a burger, chivalry was killed, teledildonics, Crispr baby, stop Rickrolling, The Big Nasty, Newz, Ninja Bear, trains, and raincoats. Pre-game: The Scientific Method Double X Quantimino Buying tickets then and now Calling All Casanovas & Don Juans, Part 2 - A Movie A woman ghosted a date because he wouldn't order $3 cheese for his burger Chivalry didn't die, it was killed Teledildonics You found out that you're a Crispr baby Stop Rickrolling Slam City Lucha Libre - The Burrito Bandito vs The Big Nasty This Is The Newz Man who killed 3 people, cut heart out and cooked it pleads guilty in Oklahoma Security guard dragged by truck while chasing person who stole 3-foot foam carrot from Clearview Mall's Easter display Norfolk burglar stole sex toy after break in through dog flap Burrito's Nippon Newz Giant “Ninja Bear” has been attacking dairy farms in Hokkaido for three years Japanese public broadcaster issues apology for calling a train a “train” Japan's Raincoat Man arrested for stealing 360 women's raincoats Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Electric lawnmowers, mind control, free delivery isn't free, Weezer gave Pikus speakers, bok choy for some box joy, HEB, Nickelback, boneless wyngz, $432K worth of crab, sister city scam, $40k worth of calculators, Raw Dawgs, corn syrup train derails, melon taste, rear train cars, flush your prayers. Double X Quantimino Lawnz Choose one superpower: super strength, mind control, telekinesis, fire, ice, invisibility Free delivery White Van Scam in the Quantimino - Booba Gettz is spotted in Hollywood circa 1992. “The cost of the recording session was estimated at $200, but the band didn't have any money to cover the costs. In exchange for his services, the band gave Pikus a pair of stereo speakers which they had purchased from "a dude in a van" a few months before the session.” Calling All Casanovas & Don Juans - bok choy for some box joy "The cultiest cult grocer in America" This Is The Newz Rutgers Scientists Identify Substance That May Have Sparked Life on Earth Man sues Buffalo Wild Wings because he says their 'boneless wings' are actually chicken nuggets Man charged for impersonating Stanwood Safeway agent, stealing $432K worth of crab City of Newark falls for Sister City scam: "Whose job was it to do a simple Google search?" Calculators worth over $40,000 stolen in spree of New York school burglaries 'We didn't have any failures': Omaha nonprofit hoping to relaunch 'Raw Dawgs' youth gang prevention group A train carrying corn syrup derails in Arizona Burrito's Nippon Newz Tropicana's Japanese licensee in hot juice for cartons that boast “100% Melon Taste” “Passengers who don't want to be groped, please use the rear train cars” announcement angers Japan Flush your prayers down the toilet at this unique Japanese temple After Party: Pubix and Centennial Light Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Burrito's new camera, yeast, socmed feeds, tech shabbat, wife beaters, Clam City, nacho cheese, location data, size Z prosthetic breasts, Funkos, chokehold, Genshin Impact, zombie virus, fake Jordan cards, and Burrito's Nippon Newz. Double X Quantimino Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Burrito is asked to do a tasteful nude photoshoot with his new camera. "I love you too much to argue." Yeast from there to make bread and beer Slam Citizens' life pro tips on curating your feedz A "tech shabbat" - Is Arthur already doing this and can you? “What'd You Say, Delilah?” by Haynes Wife Beaterz Clam City, OnlyClamz Nacho cheese Location data This Is The Newz Canadian teacher with size-Z prosthetic breasts, placed on paid leave Over $30M worth of Funkos are being dumped Norwalk math teacher accused of using chokehold on students resigns, official says Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert Scientists have revived a 'zombie' virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost 82-year-old charged with sale of fake Michael Jordan cards Burrito's Nippon Newz Tokyo gang breaks no-weapons rule, shows up for fight with rivals carrying spiked bat Unlicensed drunk driver involved in hit-and-run, makes pathetic attempt to avoid police Japanese hotel gives you a beer tap in your room, 10 liters of craft beer to drink for free Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Tentative titles: “In Queso Emergency”, “Lace Your Uncle”, “What Did You Say, Delilah?” Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

A $17 cookie, blink-182's Apple Shampoo lyrics, Liver Guy, bull semen, magazine covers, feeding a family on a $3k/week salary, Roget's Thesaurus, dental hygienists, blackout rage gallons, free lunches, Walmart versus Target, Never Have I Ever, accidental incest, a 2,000-year-old sex toy, a 1998 Ford Escort, missing biscuits, a kissing device, a giant squid statue, spreadable coffee, and more odd news stories. Double X Quantimino A $17 Chocolate Chip Cookie Dude Ranch, Apple Shampoo, Dance Hall Crashers Liver Guy Follow-up Story Bull semen - She tells you to take a shot right before coitus. Your fake magazine cover Plug In & Hate - A mother of two explains how she feeds her toddlers with her $3k/week salary. A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed. "What does that make you?" Borgs - blackout rage gallons Arthur the Freegan Walmart Never Have I Ever - Retro Edition This Is The Newz Australia worried 'prolific' sperm donors could lead to 'accidental incest' This Well-Worn Wooden Object Was Unearthed In A Roman Fort — And Scientists Believe It's A 2,000-Year-Old Sex Toy Man wins $10K lottery prize, but state instead claims he owes them money Woman goes viral for buying a 1998 Ford Escort for $289 a month for the next 84 months Georgia woman crashes SUV into Popeyes after her order was missing biscuits ‘They missed a whole bomb in my bag,' woman says at FLL, landing her in jail Spirit Airlines flight makes emergency landing after battery fire An airline provided a single banana as the in-flight 'meal' for one vegan passenger This Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet Burrito's Nippon Newz Japanese town that spent 25 million yen in COVID money on giant squid statue says it paid off big Japanese monkey-hunting team shoots woman with tranquilizer dart Spreadable coffee to put on your toast going on sale in Japan After Party - Dental hygienists can tell. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Author and comedian Jeremiah Ukponrefe visits Slam City. Double X Quantimino In this context, what's your definition of “anything”?: “I've been charged with 13 felonies in my life and only convicted of 5. So in my mind, I can get away with anything.” Arthur the Arbiter - Himalayan pink salt Taking surveys Metroid Prime Always Flexfoam Guestimation Unknown - Filling an Olympic swimming pool One song that you can listen to again for the first time Phubbing This Is The Newz Michigan teacher plants bomb threat note to get day off, police say Pizza delivery gives squirrel opportunity to invade Louisiana house Scientists Will Pay You Over $4,000 to Chug a Diarrhea Drink Drug-free relief from chronic constipation may come from a new vibrating pill 'Groundbreaking' male contraceptive pill 'disables' sperm and works in minutes Toxic fumes escape after truck overturns in Tucson, Arizona Bloomington man reportedly set own car on fire to stop people from stealing from it Cape Coral man cracks a beer open during traffic stop Man caught in stolen car while driving back to crime scene Burrito's Nippon Newz Sushi chef drops knives on the train, causes panic and delays Tiny travel guides are our latest Japanese gacha capsule toy obsession Burger King Japan guarantees new chicken sandwich is bigger than your phone with weird promotion Jeremiah Ukponrefe is the author of Hive, a dystopian sci-fi novel. Get a free preview of Hive at jeremiahu.com. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7

The Burrito Bandito goes deep about DCU, hypothetically your mom on OnlyFans, how many times you can wear clothes without washing, hit and run, micro-stress, Frito pies, Newz, BNN, and the Take Notes after party. Double X Quantimino DC characters that The Burrito Bandito really wants to see in the DCU Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Your mom on OnlyFans How many times can you wear pajamas, jeans, and other clothes without washing them? Hit and Run Micro-stress Are Fritos the last bag of chips? This Is The Newz Half a billion dollars worth of cocaine found adrift in Pacific Ocean Altoona home invader kidnapped man, claimed ‘I'm Batman.' Stowaway frog triggers alarm during screening at Pennsylvania airport Couple returns home from trip to find pair impersonated them, sold house 11-year-old boy charged with sharing marijuana edibles at Georgia school Hooters waitress shares 'adjustment trick' to get more money from 'cute guys' Hughson Church demands answers after sewage water, cement mistakenly pumped into the property Bolivar's new roadside attraction? Glass shop houses 11-foot, 150-pound functioning bong Crews working to clean up bottles of Jack Daniel's after tractor-trailer crash Zookeepers Say They've Solved the Mystery of How a Gibbon Got Pregnant by Herself Burrito's Nippon Newz Japanese scientists succeed at causing depression in monkeys using magnetic stimulation Rice Pizza?! Pizza Hut creates a new base for customers in Japan Train driver's locked tablet with forgotten password leads to big delay on Fukushima line Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Lasagna hogs, tuna, MeToo'd, tipping robots, a re-enactment at a gas station, Kadabra, LVTOFU, woodcocks, condom-wrapped banana extraction, $295K for a testicle, quolls, $1.5M in stolen chicken wings, fast food Newz, a wearable beanbag, real-time shade info, Ice Whopper, and Yakuza-theme love hotel rooms. Double X Quantimino Palindromes follow-up: “go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog” Tuna salad vs tuna sushi Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Slam City Gets MeToo'd The easiest answer to a not-so-deep dive - Should you tip a robot? But the real matter here: Service charges!? Re-enactment - Gas station staff left horrified after finding severed human penis in car park This Is The Newz Kadabra Will Finally Return To Pokémon Card Game After 18-Year Ban Texas DMV rejects vegan license plate for ‘vulgar' phrase Bird charity locked out of Twitter after woodcock tweets Surgeons extract condom-wrapped banana man ate in ‘hormonal rage' fit Man who lost testicle from getting hit by supervisor awarded more than $295,000 Sex and no sleep may be killing endangered quolls Vera Liddell allegedly stole $1.5M in chicken wings from Illinois schools Salty strike: Arby's employees quit after posting vulgar message on restaurant sign A Chick-fil-A restaurant's traffic got so bad that city officials ordered it to be demolished and plan to build a new drive-thru-only location Burger King's Latest International Menu Item Does Not Sound Very Appetizing...Or Does It Wearable Beanbag becomes a hot topic in Japan Burrito's Nippon Newz Real-time shade information added to walking app from Navitime Japan World's first Ice Whopper on the menu at Burger King Japan Yakuza-themed love hotel rooms! Great for couples, friends, and business meetings, owners say Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Experiencing music, ChatGPT, an infinite amount of monkeys, Spectrum, time machine, okay, bathing with bottled water, butt bumping on Wheel, Pokemon Yellow, a hot triple amputee model, Amouranth, toilet-shaped plants, Viagra, skipping commercials, the world's greatest stereo system, stolen Rolex, BNN follow-up, Starbucks creampie Double X Quantimino Best experience: listening to the album, listening to a live recording, or attending a live performance? ChatGPT Art the Arbiter - Arthur prefers to not have to wipe his ass with cold hard cash. Charter Communications (Spectrum) are crooks. Time travel never gets old.

Midnight snacks, palindromes, 27 years at Burger King, Get 1 Free deals, 400 pushups, pay yourself first, Papa Johns, Evo Moment #37, Corn Flakes, ramen's history, Newz, BNN, and maybe more than most podcast listeners can handle. Double X Quantimino Midnight snacks Palindromes Working at Burger King for 27 years with perfect attendance Buy 3, Get 1 Free 400 pushups for punishment Bad money habits - pay yourself first with at least 10% into savings? Was the apostrophe so wet that it fell off!? Evo Moment #37 Kellogg's Corn Flakes were created as an 'anti-masturbatory morning meal'? Reloading a location-specific payment card Arthur's revised thoughts on ramen This Is The Newz Recent rains cause Whiskeytown Lake to spill into the Glory Hole Man accused of shooting other man after oral sex meetup in Florida City Billionaire Larry Ellison got a speeding ticket on an island he owns while driving a Corvette and told the cop there's 'no excuse' FEMA fires group for nonsensical Alaska Native translations Amazon delivery driver's fingertip is left in letterbox after accident Man arrested for having sex with cow, sent to psychiatrist “Boy Meets World's” William Daniels Was In An “Open Marriage” With His Wife Before One Of His Affairs “Devastated” Her Southbound I-71 reopens after beer truck overturns Girl, 13, leads Nebraska troopers on 100 mph chase with boy, 11, in the passenger seat Burrito's Nippon Newz 69-year-old Tokyo man arrested for driving without a license for over 50 years Monkeys have attacked more than 60 people in three weeks in one Japanese town Krispy Kreme releases tit doughnuts in Japan Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Clams, Clam Aiken, lines, tipping, Deftones, flood, Godzilla, cheddar cheese, Napoleon Bonaparte, used sweaters, haggling at Goodwill, dumb phones, the purple dot, cheesy pizza, Spider-Man #14 Angry Girlfriend Variant, Hello Fresh, pigeons with backpacks, jzz cupcakes, Asahi Beer image girls, Booty Royale, and more odd news stories. Double X Quantimino Let me tell you about this clam A question about tipping How willing would you be to wear a sweater that had previously been worn by a man who'd been “tainted” in some way: infected with tuberculosis, survived a car accident (misfortune taint), or convicted of murder (moral taint)? Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Ride or Die?, Part 1: Sergio Vega Deftones contract Ride or Die?, Part 2: A flood will destroy your living space soon and you need to evacuate. You only have time to take what you can carry on yourself. What are you taking? Guestimation Unknown, Part 1: When Napoleon Bonaparte died, apparently his doctor cut off his penis for the autopsy. In 1977, the penis was eventually sold for how much? Guestimation Unknown, Part 2: How many pounds of cheddar cheese did the US produce in 2014? How willing would you be to wear a sweater that had previously been worn by a man who'd been “tainted” in some way: infected with tuberculosis, survived a car accident (misfortune taint), or convicted of murder (moral taint)? Considering the Light Phone II Boobs vs Butts Romeo and Juliet (1968 film) The Amazing Spider-Man #14 Angry Girlfriend Variant This Is The Newz Delivery driver left box full of Hello Fresh food on top of sleeping baby Pigeon wearing crystal meth 'like a backpack' caught inside B.C. prison yard Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself Louisiana deputy sentenced to 100 years in prison for ejaculating on cupcakes, other crimes Indian Held for Unruly Behavior With Woman on Airline Flight Woman with unfortunate initials fed up of being mistaken for a sandwich Burrito's Nippon Newz Asahi Beer abolishes “image girl” spokesmodel position, ending practice at big four brewers Survey finds obesity rates fell, but eyesight worsened among Japanese schoolchildren No longer able to draw breasts due to family circumstances, manga artist retires Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss beefy farts, jzzn blood, meeting their 15-year-old selves, a lifetime of loadz, toothpicks, hyperemployment, power napping, fortune cookies, and odd news. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino Yuh boyz chuckle about fartz - Ref: haven't had beef in a while If you had to choose: jzz blood OR jzz white but get brainfreeze every time? Ripped from a tweet: "You got to meet your 15-year-old self for 30 seconds. What would you tell them?" Guestimation Unknown - A lifetime of loadz Minutiae Moment - toothpicks Arthur the Arbiter - “Hyperemployment offers a subtly different way to characterize all the tiny efforts we contribute to Facebook and Instagram and the like… We do tiny bits of work for Google, for Tumblr, for Twitter, all day and every day.” Power napping Fortune cookie fortunes This Is The Newz Man who gorged 124 kebabs in a month says it left him 'psychologically' damaged Paige Spiranac tells fans looking at her boobs is good for their health Lottie Moss strips naked for racy shots and says body 'is there to be enjoyed' From the McRib to the Choco Taco, 6 foods we lost - Burger King's Ch'King, Chili's Original Chicken Tenders, Choco Taco, Honest Tea, McDonald's McRib, Wendy's Vanilla Frosty Melted butter clogs historic canal and storm drains after dairy plant fire in Wisconsin Nevada parents sue school district over daughter's ‘pornographic' assignment I stopped taking the pill — now I'm gay Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss traffic, sheets, Ramones, Elizabeth Holmes, panhandlers, a $10 breakfast, weighted blankets, Tevin and Kevin, brain-altering parasites, a $1,000 tip, imported sex dolls, and more odd news. Double X Quantimino You are the law. If you had the superpowers to enforce traffic or deliver your own justice, would you? Sheets The KKK Took My Baby Away Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Elizabeth Holmes, Toxic Ladyboss Giving a Crispy Chicken Sandwich with Extra Crinkle-cut Pickles to a Panhandler Arthur the Arbiter - Look, I get it BUT Eggs Any Style $10?! Two farm fresh eggs any style, homemade biscuit, choice of bacon or house sausage This Is The Newz Target recalls children's weighted blankets due to 2 asphyxiation deaths Florida Man Beat Roommate's Raccoon with Hammer, Threatened to Kill Neighbor with Sewing Needle McDonald's delivers empty wrapper to man who unticked every item on his order M&S executive caught with ecstasy pills and cocaine stuffed inside bra in Fabric 'Toxic masculinity' may be caused by an actual, infectious, brain-altering parasite Florida server surprised with $1,000 tip Carjackers interrupt couple having sex, leave them naked in the streets South Korea ends ban on imported sex dolls Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur play a round of Guestimation Unknown then discuss littering, Janeane Garofalo, an 80-hour workweek, wi-fi passwords, grocery prices, Newz, groin itch treatment, and double French toast. Double X Quantimino Guestimation Unknown: Huy Fong Sriracha Arthur almost littered Keep your name or change it? Hoar Jen Ecks Yesterday (2019 film) Attempting tirelessness AKA Elon's "hardcore" - 80 to 100 hours a week, every week The wi-fi password Grocery store sadness This Is The Newz Fake psychic, partner sentenced in $3M fraud scheme Jury Sides With Big Cheese in Mozzarella Family Feud Cocaine found in car's secret compartment during traffic stop Man hurls wine bottles at NJ liquor store workers who didn't give him discount Philadelphia police searching for suspect who stole antique brass railing outside City Hall Snakes have a clitoris: scientists overcome ‘a massive taboo around female genitalia' How the chicken lost its penis Scientists invent 1st 'vagina-on-a-chip' ‘Finally, my order will be quick and accurate': McDonald's fully-automated location with no human employees sparks debate Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation Overturned truck spills load of hams, various meats in North Carolina Burrito's Nippon Newz New spreadable French Toast from Japan is a game-changer Crotch Cup 2022 eSports festival held to raise awareness for groin itch treatment Miyagi senior's joke bombs so hard it delays a flight for 50 minutes Burnt End: Double French Toast After Party Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur drop some conversation and chuckles about massage therapy, rifle cleaning, hirsutism, ill-equipped restrooms, escaping a time loop, Ketchup Karen, Jonathan the Tortoise, funny T-shirt ideas, train rides, more odd news, and The Three Rules. Double X Quantimino Massage therapy from dudes How to clean your rifle Hairy limbs Hypothetical Meta Analysis - An ill-equipped public restroom Stuck in a time loop, 3.2 seconds, Palm Springs Your face is like a fingerprint, and Lensa AI is nefarious. Window seat or aisle? This Is The Newz 'Didn't she ask for extra ketchup? Why is she mad?': McDonald's 'Ketchup Karen' throws fit over amount of ketchup on her burger Poker player with 'boobs out' promises to 'nip that behavior in the bud' Pig hogs bed in Georgia woman's home: 'She steals my pillow' Wordle is 2022's top Google search term, above both Ukraine and the queen Home Depot workers track down owner of dropped $700 cash Jonathan the tortoise, oldest living land creature, celebrates 190th birthday Book returned to Australian school library was nearly 120 years overdue I'm so pretty, men treat me like a trophy and women scowl at me Hooters influencer Ali Spice dead at 21 in car crash Burrito's Nippon Newz Cases of people getting unwanted crabs skyrocketing in Japan, salmon too Japan's random-destination roll-the-die train tickets: An amazingly cheap way to go… somewhere Over half a million yen in cash comes floating down river in Toyama The Three Rules Rule #1: Overcomplicate Things. Rule #2: Go Fvck Myself. Rule #3: n + 1 Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur discuss maid cafés, bot bigotry, a busy intersection, “Self Esteem” by The Offspring, tipping, ordering at Starbucks, odds news, and Nippon news. Double X Quantimino Slam City Maid Café Menu & Daily Specials Bot bigotry Dr Smahtman explains a cognitive psych study about tools Plug In & Hate, Part 1: Stop behind the white line Deep dive on the lyrics to "Self Esteem" by The Offspring Disney Files Patent for Roller Coaster that Jumps Track We ain't playin' with this campaign. People are tipping less in this economy, but why are they tipping at all? Plug In & Hate, Part 2: A woman went viral on TikTok after sharing how she was late to her doctor's appointment because a customer ordered 38 drinks at Starbucks. This Is The Newz Man gets jump-rope stuck in bladder after shoving it into his penis Hot dog vendor stabbed in alleged turf-war with another hot dog vendor outside Petco Park Ex-ExxonMobil employee arrested after ‘vault' of upskirt photos allegedly discovered Alameda Co. deputy arrested on suspicion of DUI after totaling 'BBQ' truck Houston woman has the world's largest feet Hacked digital billboard in Brisbane displays pornography for several minutes Someone paid over $200,000 for the Birkenstocks that Steve Jobs wore in the garage where he founded Apple Evacuation orders lifted after hemp plant fire in Grass Valley Burrito's Nippon Newz Japanese company uses video game-style hit point badges to help employees know who need a hand Saitama man arrested for making 9,313 false reservations on luxury trains AirTag planted on Aichi Prefectural Police car, by someone who doesn't understand cars well Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood share an hour of conversation and laughter covering assorted topics for your listening pleasure. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino Hypothetical Meta-Analysis - Daddy Juice Energy scored us a ticket to an Anna Delvey Dinner Party and only one of us can go. Art selected Brian. Feed the AI, a rapid fire deep dive segment - Memory maps, business hours, conscious time, and fuel consumption Hypothetical Meta-Analysis - One of us allegedly gropes another podcaster that made a headline. Have we been playing Super Mario Bros wrong our whole lives? None of us. This Is The Newz Sperm counts worldwide are falling even faster than we thought ‘Temporary vasectomy' trialed in Melbourne: Sperm blocker a world first Woman feels 'dehumanized' as she claims she was kicked off plane over 10kg boobs TikTok artist entombs bag of Cheetos in 3,000-pound sarcophagus HelloFresh accused of using coconut milk obtained from monkey labor Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers sues Indiana shopping center after being told it can't sell chicken fingers Man who found £4 million cheque to Haribo rewarded with gummies Your favorite songs reveal your attachment style: New psychology research Wait, Are We Really Supposed to Tip 25% Everywhere Now? Woman Cops To Meat Beating At Ohio Walmart Burrito's Nippon Newz Japan's first-ever wanko soba conveyor belt restaurant opens in Tokyo Tokyo man arrested for putting brother's skull out for recycling collection Gifu man arrested for entering other person's home and hanging women's underwear to dry Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Somewhere in the Quantimino, a Limp Bizkit album, an Olsen Twins Countdown Clock, and an hour's worth of other miscellany become part of an amusing conversation with four intergalactic boba runners. Double X Quantimino Juicy Fruit Quoted wait times / 6 to 8 weeks Guestimation Unknown - Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many. This Is The Newz Hospice nurse charged for allegedly cutting off man's foot without permission Burrito's Dad the Orderly's Patient's Toe Fell Off Story McDonald's Created a Grease-Proof Gaming Chair I'm too pretty to work — f–k getting up at 6 a.m. every day for 60 years Cobra dies after being bitten by eight-year-old boy in India Florida traveler stuffed gun into a raw chicken and tried to bring it on the plane Dog seen carrying severed human arm leads police to decapitated body Former CIA master of disguise helps disfigured people come out of hiding Burrito's Nippon Newz Sasuke: Ninja Warrior may be coming to the Los Angeles Olympics in 2028 Tokyo Police apprehend the “Lego Kid” and accomplices Charges dropped against elderly Japanese man for nailing Putin voodoo doll to sacred shrine tree Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

A glitch in the Quantimino caused the DXQ session for this episode to not be captured on the audio recording device. Instead of our usual amazing banter, we start you off with a continuation of the Booba Gettz story dreamed up by ChatGPT and read by a human. Then, we put together an encore presentation of a multi-part highlight from Season 3, “DOGGA, The Dog Saga” with some selected audio gems from previous episodes mixed in. Nearing the hour mark is most of the salvaged audio after the glitch. “A Possible Continuation of the Story of Booba Gettz Getting Stuck in the Quantimino” by ChatGPT, narrated by Tyranbell DOGGA, The Dog Saga: The Complete Collection + Hot Takes from Double X Quantimino “A Tipping Conspiracy”, from Episode 210 “Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 1: The Note”, from Episode 210 “Cookie”, from Episode 221 “Cuatro Leches Cake”, from Episode 221 “Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 2: Neighbors Downstairs”, from Episode 213 “Steel Drumz”, from Episode 212 “Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 3: Pete and Kathleen”, from Episode 215 “Tamale Pilot”, from Episode 211 “Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 4: Cuadraphonic Canine Cacophony”, from Episode 219 “Ramen Coke”, from Episode 213 “Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 5: PAID Parking Spot”, from Episode 236 “Fred Flintstone”, from Episode 211 “Dogga, the Dog Saga - Part 6: Revenge?”, from Episode 249 This Is The Newz “The Great Monkey Escape: Monkeys escape after truck carrying 100 animals to a laboratory crashes in US”, from Episode 217 At about 55:36, the salvaged audio from the Slam City episode “Pontification Under Duress” begins. Newz (continued) Man repulsed as he learns girlfriend of three years showers once every 2 weeks ‘World's dirtiest man' Amou Haji — who last showered 60 years ago — dead at 94 Deepfaked: ‘They put my face on a porn video' B.C. man who paid sex worker $300 'out of kindness' pleads guilty to assault Customer Calls Out Burger King Pricing: ‘Makes No Sense' Antihistamines found in street drugs, hampers effectiveness of naloxone Man Allergic to His Own Orgasm Actively Avoids Sleeping With Girlfriend Motorcycle rider arrested after speeding at 115 MPH, flipping off Las Vegas police Headless body trial: Woman guilty of murdering and decapitating friend Father, son convicted in assault spurred by Pokemon Go Burrrito's Nippon Newz Aichi woman arrested for mixing human excrement into school lunch Demand for Poop Money Drill textbooks backed up, orders suspended until system cleared out Japanese company develops trash can that freezes garbage to prevent bad smells Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Escape with your part-time friends Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur as they discuss “pumping”, a parking lot staredown, calling dibs at a long pig feast, downloading music, a mystery lottery winner, harem anime, odd news, Nippon news, and what The Burrito Bandito had for lunch. Double X Quantimino Pump Us Versus Youts, a Target parking lot staredown A Long Pig Feast - Which piece(s) are you calling dibs? Napster, Morpheus, Kazaa, Soulseek, et al: the pirated music downloaded services that left us with different impressions of albums that shaped us Wishful thinking - lottery winnings windfall and how it would affect you - commentary on news story: Mystery lottery winner in cartoon costume: Chinese man who won US$30.6 million jackpot keeps windfall secret so family won't become conceited “A man in southern China who won just under 220 million yuan (US$30.6 million) in the lottery said he had not told his wife and child because he was worried the money could make them arrogant and lazy.” Harem This Is The Newz NASCAR racer stuns crowd, uses video game-inspired technique to qualify for championship 1959 Chevy Corvette Seized by Police Returned to Owner After 5 Years With $28K in Damage We're naming our baby after a restaurant chain - people say he'll be bullied Ex-Heavyweight Boxer Charged After $1B Cocaine Haul Seized Scientists Finally Learned More About the Clitoris Food that looks like family: Michigan mom makes hilarious meatloaf resembling her son 484 pounds of bologna and 285 pounds of cheese seized at the Texas border, feds say Convicted USF medical services accountant claims nearly half of stolen $12.8M went to ‘webcam' girlfriend Coal spills along Kansas highway after semi rollover Burrrito's Nippon Newz Personal information of everyone in Amagasaki City lost by person who passed out drunk on street Ruling reached in lawsuit between 7-Eleven Japan, rogue owner who didn't stay open 24 hours a day Burger King Japan offering all-you-can-eat quadruple cheeseburgers What The Burrito Bandito Had For Lunch Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

On a relaxing October morning, Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur, with their special guests Kit and Ignacio, recorded this episode of Slam City with their phones in an Airbnb near Northeast Glisan Street in Portland, Oregon. You're a fly on the wall. Double X Quantimino Throwback music The Slam City “time travel” trope A lyrical discussion: "Four of fish and finger pies" - What would you do for a finger pie? Headline: I used a dating app to meet millionaires. I got to travel the world, get fancy gifts, and learn a lot from my relationships. BNN on DXQ: Do most Japanese Gen Z music lovers skip the guitar solo in songs? Survey finds out This Is The Newz SJFD investigates video of bikini-clad woman exiting fire truck What Would You Pay for an Empty Chip Bag? Doctor Removes 23 Forgotten Contact Lenses From Patient's Eye Thumbs-up emoji branded 'inappropriate' by Gen-Z - but older generations stand by it Burrrito's Nippon Newz Vending machine with in-flight meals becomes a sell-out hit at Haneda Airport in Japan Akiba Dental Clinic: The Akihabara dentist where a moe maid in cosplay cleans your teeth Robot finger covered in living skin developed by University of Tokyo Hosts: Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, Arthur Dood Special Guests: Kit Hunter, Ignacio Bullfrog Audio Editor: Jaymark Mixing Assistant: Undogmatic Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

After your pillow fort is built, grab your best pair of headphones and tune in to The World's First Quantimino Powered Podcast™. Double X Quantimino Your bidding wars Avril Lavigne - Pop punk's princess? Or pop punk's queen? Arthur the Arbiter - Everyone is ten cents away from not going to Sonic. Gender popcorn Guestimation Unknown - the price of eggs You have one hour. Schmaltz Brian's JDate Monster Reserve Orange Creamsicle This Is The Newz 86-year-old bodybuilder breaks own record as oldest to compete in Japan championships Want to steal a ‘World's Hottest Gummy Bear', local pharmacy says you probably shouldn't Champagne Room Remorse? Men Claim Foul Play in Giant Strip Club Bills Blink-182 reunites for world tour and new music Burrrito's Nippon Newz Japanese senior citizen arrested for hammering voodoo dolls of Putin to Shinto shrine trees Your search for free-to-use photos of buff shirtless Japanese dudes in a hotel is over! Sanrio's 2022 popularity ranking brings fans to tears after character's shock return to top ten Survey picks “thin” as second-least-attractive body type for Japanese women Tentative titles: “Eighteen Cowboyz”, “Five Minutes, Turkish” Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Your favorite chuckleheads clown around for your listening pleasure. Double X Quantimino Hypothetical Meta Analysis - The Vanna White biopic Guestimation Unknown - Arthur asks the gang to guess how many listeners per month this artist gets on Spotify. Arthur the Arbiter - Cactus Plant Flea Market x McDonald's Meal Box Francine Dee and Street Racing Syndicate A conversation trap - answering incorrectly on purpose This Is The Newz McDonald's had adult Happy Meals Social media runs rampant with claims of active shooter at Jersey City mall but it was only a popcorn machine Londoners completely baffled as 'cans of urine' being sold for £500 outside Tate Modern New research indicates that straight men who play guitar in extreme metal bands do it to impress other straight men Velma Is Officially a Lesbian in ‘Scooby-Doo' Film, Years After James Gunn and More Tried to Make Her Explicitly Gay This 10-Year-Old Boy Makes Art That Sells for Over $100,000 Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife's grave ‘almost every morning.' A tomato spill makes a major California highway a marinara mess Burrrito's Nippon Newz Japan's first genderless, two-piece school swimsuits are now available for adoption by schools Come touch our poo animals, Tokyo museum invites Japanese public restroom ads donate to charities every time a stall is used Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Daddy Juice Energy Burnt End: Milking Ceiling Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Enjoy a conversation between four scholarly gentlemen that might make you think, laugh, and/or cry. Double X Quantimino Irreplaceable Nostalgia - The Price Is Right Crip walk Guestimation Unknown - Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many Human trafficking in the marijuana farming industry Measurable Twerk Capability Wilson Phillips Your exclusive audience Compiling "The Hits" for Spotify, 3 songs A True or False (Hot or Not) for McFly - Anna Sorokin This Is The Newz A Georgia woman found over $500 in her KFC sandwich after the restaurant misplaced its daily deposit Beyond Meat COO Doug Ramsey arrested for allegedly biting man's nose after Arkansas college football game OnlyFans star saves customer's life after noticing detail in x-rated chat Denver man found guilty for killing of 21-year-old woman over dog poop Daughter sleeps with father's best man at wedding: ‘Dad doesn't know' Burrrito's Nippon Newz Japan's “rent a middle-aged man service” marks its 10th year in business Pepsi releases a new cola in Japan specifically for karaage fried chicken Dead body found in car in parking lot in Japan, police say it may have been there over two years Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Hang out for a fun conversation with your four favorite cohosts, Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood. Double X Quantimino Burrito ducks the law at the comic book shop Irreplaceable Nostalgia - Batman: The Animated Series turned 30 Arthur went to a Kohl's that's closing which mainly serves as an Amazon return hub Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Danica Patrick dies in a racing accident Reaction Audio - 3-Foot-Tall Woman Goes On Her Very First Blind Date This Is The Newz Software engineers from big tech firms like Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and Meta are paying at least $75,000 to get 3 inches taller, a leg-lengthening surgeon says Mummified body found in bathtub of burglarized Arizona home; suspect arrested Kanye West "hasn't read any book," says "it's like eating Brussels sprouts" Honda to employees: Oops, we miscounted your bonus, please give some of it back 50 Cent suing Miami doctor for allegedly suggesting he had penis enlargement surgery Sherri Papini sentenced 18 months in prison for kidnapping hoax Burrrito's Nippon Newz Yakuza bosses struggling to upgrade phones from 3G Japanese voodoo dolls with foreign politician photo keep getting nailed to town's shrine trees Japan's northernmost gas station, McDonald's, vending machine, toilet, and more! Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Discover your next favorite podcast that will always be The World's First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Double X Quantimino Eating raw meat People who don't eat flesh Leonardo DiCaprio's flame Maria Beregova, 22, spotted lingerie shopping The Other Actors - movies that revolve around one actor but much better because of everyone else Hypothetical Meta-analysis: Experiences without phones Do you think Snoop Dogg still has an ACAB perspective or is he now beyond it? Art the Arbiter - In-N-Out get your sh!t together This Is The Newz TikTokers are telling viewers to point their genitals at the sun to 'increase your vibrations.' Experts warn against it, but 'perineum sunning' keeps going viral. McDonald's says a California bill that would regulate the fast food industry 'hurts everyone' Martha Stewart Wishes Some Friends Would Die So She Could Date Their Husbands Doctor stitches back pregnant woman after finding fetus premature Teenager hospitalized after USB cable gets stuck inside his penis Couple arrested after man cuts off his own leg in front of daughter, woman leaves child at home Kim Kardashian and Ray J Got Email Early on About Sex Tape Profits Chess player denies using sex toy to help him beat grand champion Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Join Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur for a long conversation covering assorted topics about life, odd news, and what they had for lunch. Double X Quantimino The Burrito Bandito moved into a new glory hole Irreplaceable nostalgia Holding parking spots "We didn't have coffee." Is Leonardo DiCaprio playing Brian McFly in the Slam City movie? Swiped on a shorty Six bucks to eternal sunshine Brian's mind to remember Alyssa P at QT What's your Cheers? Gemini's brownies were not delivered Peter Popoff's miracle water Samus Aran's Zero Suit This Is The Newz See Papa John's new pizza bowls: Just toppings, no crust Archaeologists discover one of the largest phallic sculptures of ancient Rome Cheap rental trucks are the trendy new date night hotspot Scared beachgoers call police over 'murdered woman' as sex doll washes up (Lovefool feline singalong) Oscar Mayer Introduces First-Ever Hot Dog-Flavored Ice Pops Fan to marry a can of Hard Mountain Dew in Vegas ceremony Alfredo sauce spill partially closes Tennessee highway Burrito's Nippon Newz Tufts of shed polar bear fur among the gacha prizes at Japan's newest crazy capsule toy machine (“Tufts of shed polar bear fur” to the tune of Scar Tissue + chimpanzee epithets) Super Mario umbrellas let you recreate scenes from the Nintendo classic on rainy days Saiki City accidentally let resident claim 1.3 million yen in gift certificates What I Had For Lunch Tentative titles: Bellyflops and Fever Dreams, Three Irises and a Slide, Lost in the Sauce, Drenched Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Welcome, welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and of course, you scholars. Your fearless and greasy host Gemini Jackson, model of the millennium Brian McFly, and resident hyena Arthur Dood bring you another thought-provoking episode of The World's First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Double X Quantimino Brian went to an Asian shopping center and wondered why the bookstore's restroom was for employees only. Arthur gives his body a break by pausing his fast food indulgence. Remember Chris Gaines? The fascination with minimum wage fast food jobs This Is The Newz Banana split: artists set for court battle over who first taped fruit to the wall Man tests positive for monkeypox, COVID and HIV at the same time Uranus Opens And Closes Daily To Let Out Planet's Hot Wind Woman slips handcuffs and shoots at police A Slam City Re-enactment: Wrong Wendy's order leads to shootout in Texas Burnt End: Ibiza Dance Party Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

A deep but humorous discussion between alleged humanoids about observations and experiences in the macrocosm. Is this sentient AI or just some funny people trying to make you chuckle? Double X Quantimino Brainstorm: Brian's one-hour comedy special announcer intro Wrestler names Finishing touches Kangaroo nipples Paper coupons, moldy bacon, free bacon The Unwatch List - Something you watched, even invested time in, that you wish you could unwatch and get your time back This Is The Newz Las Vegas landlord requires tenant on Section 8 to sign sex contract in order to lease home Missing child found in Florida teacher's home Man who intended to resell body parts on Facebook allegedly bought stolen human remains A woman drove 60 yards through the second floor of a mall in the Boston area Old laptop hard drives will allegedly crash when exposed to Janet Jackson music What I Had For Lunch Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

From the greasiest fellows that your parents may have warned you about: time dilation, a mysterious SD card, cheesy pizza, SPMD, a wing bar's feeble attempt for socmed promo, Brian's Animal Corner, jet packs, Axe body spray, anti-tipping, cashing million-dollar checks, more odd news, and Luntch. Double X Quantimino Time dilation Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Mysterious SD card Cheesy pizza? Same Person Mother-Daughter (SPMD) Correct Arthur's thinking: Winning a $30 gift card This Is The Newz Brian's Animal Corner Snake bites 2-year-old girl, who bites it back until it dies Monkeys Are Masturbating With Stone Sex Toys, Researchers Find How to stop your vacuum from spying on you Off the tracks, part 1: Jet packs and shirt cannons launching cans of Daddy Juice Energy attached to small parachutes Man arrested for stealing only Axe Body Spray Changes to how Pennsylvania's tipped workers are paid and overtime for salaried workers Police close eight-year-old girl's lemonade stand as she doesn't have a license Man scammed 11-year-old's lemonade stand with fake $100 bill Off the tracks, part 2: Cashing Million-Dollar Checks Woman's shock at $2600 ‘penis' table Missouri pastor says congregation is 'poor, broke, busted' for not buying him a luxury Movado watch Man convicted for spending spree after $31,000 bank error Why Bacon Tastes So Much Better At Diners Than At Home What I Had For Lunch Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Manic pixie dream boats young and old, stuff your ear holes with a mixtape from Felonious Cheeseburger. Double X Quantimino One of Mike's Minions called Arthur “boss” Is Jersey Mike's sandwiches really “a sub above”? Brian McFly is not a manic pixie dream boy boat. Idris won't be the next 007. This Is The Newz Top scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of chorizo FDA approves first condom specifically intended for anal sex Semi-truck full of Bud Light overturns on Kentucky highway spilling cans everywhere Truck loses porta-potties on highway; several cars damaged Reusable Toilet Cloth Viral Trend Is Making People Cringe Man Hid Cherry Pies Under Women's Car Tires To See Them Bend Over Ex-Ohio court mediator arrested; allegedly sent feces to GOP Constipated bloke had water bottle up his bum but was too scared to tell wife Couple charged for allegedly having sex on Giant Wheel at Cedar Point GA murder suspect arrested after calling the police over cold fries Man accused of shooting NYC McDonald's worker over cold fries slapped with 2020 murder charge Wendy's worker charged with murder after punching customer in Prescott Valley Boyfriend Jailed After Felonious Cheeseburger Battery At Burger King Chicken wing prices are cheaper now than they were before the pandemic Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Goblins young and old, stuff your ear holes with this. Double X Quantimino Racks Paul McCartney died in 1966? Strip mall blues Mushrooms Where we at with groceries? Meeting your doppelganger Keeping your phone clean This Is The Newz Man faces deportation after being caught masturbating in his car alone Woman 'wasn't prepared for price' after taking four kids for chicken and chips Noblesville killed $5.5M development deal because of adult baby shop Burrito's Nippon Newz Osaka's Hotel Games isn't just full of board games, it is a game! Japan has instant ramen booster packs, and we're not even trying to restrain ourselves Doughnuts and fried chicken come together in new Mister Donut Burger Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Brutally honest and humorous, just the show that you've been looking forward to all week. Double X Quantimino Locus of Control - A mildly disappointing Taco Bell experience earlier this week that stung long enough to be DXQ'd So bad it's good. But if it was good, it wouldn't be as good (e.g. cafeteria food, McD's Sausage Burrito, Bagel Bites, roller dogs, etc.). Hypothetical Meta Analysis/Brainstorm Session: SC hosts are required by their management and contractual obligation to make a public appearance at a comic-con after finishing their 3-year $100M contract but have elected to don masks to retain their anonymity and protect their personal lives. What are their masks? GB creampie order ATP This Is The Newz A College Student Discovered a Powerful Cloudflare Email Bug Martin Shkreli is using Google Docs to find women who f*ck on the first date A quick review of Nitro Pepsi Why a waitress always give the man the bill - not everyone agrees Burrito's Nippon Newz Japan respectfully says goodbye to a single bamboo shoot in Kyoto Japanese schools banning nicknames, mandating use of -san divides opinions LED gaming chopsticks are here for your mid-game munchies or whenever you eat in the dark What I Had For Luntch Tentative titles: Semitones Kind of Life, Disabled Duck, Always Something, Five Dollar Boxes at the Turnpike Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

From tip to taint, Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table tape this work of Art at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to bring you the best conversation topics, news commentary, and laughs from your side of the Quantimino™. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino Brian unloads all of their frustrations on spam texters Arthur the Arbiter - Guy in front of him at the drive-thru used McD's app to get a $2 spicy 10pc spicy McNugz but still spent $10+ on the meal. Maybe intended for 2 people? But Arthur's app deal hack is better. Chorus pedal (Just Like Heaven) Hypothetical Meta Analysis, Part 1 - How loud are you allowed to go? Hypothetical Meta Analysis, Part 2 - A pod reviewer referred to Brian McFly as a "white tiger". This Is The Newz Flung pickle token: artist asks $10,000 for McDonald's burger ingredient Police say people pretending to play violin for money a 'nationwide issue' Forgotten Subway sandwich ends up costing young woman $1,844 Want free Subway sandwiches for life? Get a foot-long tattoo Klondike's Choco Taco Discontinued After Almost 40 Years Burrito's Nippon News We try new ‘adrift at sea' experience and end up floating alone on the Yamaguchi coast Security guard arrested in Shizuoka for abandoning 13 liters of urine at pachinko parlor Japanese AI device reads stories to your kid with your voice, even if you've never read them Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of dudes in a booth, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind. Double X Quantimino Hypothetical Meta Analysis: "Successful people without any malice will credit their success largely to their own hard work and ingenuity and therefore contribute less to maintaining the very circumstances that made that success possible in the first place." Locus of Control Arthur the Arbiter: Another Arthur places an online pickup order at Whataburger around the same time this Arthur does. P.O. Broad Found Objects Tipsimping This Is The Newz This Grandma's Dying Wish Was a Giant Dick on Her Grave Nudist Shoots Exhibitionist Dead for Etiquette Breach 100-pound sailfish stabs woman, 73, on fishing trip in Florida Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent Dead Spiders Work as 'Necrobotic' Grippers to Pick Up Heavier Objects Nick Cannon Welcomes Baby No. 8, His First with Model Bre Tiesi: 'Beautiful Miracle' Burrito's Nippon News 1,600 empty seats at major Japanese gymnastics competition reserved by single unpaying person Miyazaki City mistakenly sends over 2M yen in meat to 140 people, instructs them to eat it anyway Train conductor left behind by own train in Japanese countryside, proves he didn't really need it What I Had For Lunch Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur discuss tipping, hot dog buns, the window-cracking myth, Lofi Girl, Burger King, Taco Bell, remote work, being stalked by a fan, and then some. Brian calls in during BNN while he waits for his turn on the stand-up comedy stage. Double X Quantimino Tipping Point Bun dilemma, cheeseburger dogs Cracking your car windows on a hot day is a myth. This Is The Newz Lofi Girl Returns: YouTube Apologizes For Removing Popular Music Stream Due To ‘Abusive' Copyright Notice Mom claims ‘traumatized' daughter found cigarette in Burger King fries Man to eat Taco Bell for 30 days to find if fast food can be healthy Elon Musk says remote workers are just pretending to work. Burrito's Nippon News High school girl arrested for stalking Johnny's 7 MEN Samurai member (Brian calls in.) This Japanese capsule hotel tells you how many times you snore during the night Ghibli found out about the unofficial Ghibli cafe in Nagoya…then something very sweet happened Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

The World's First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you thought-provoking conversations and odd news commentary from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Your fearless and greasy hosts also share what they had for lunch. Double X Quantimino Brian is on a show that's not Slam City Pubes Trusty Toilets Scheduling a food pickup VBS Nickelbox: Meta-Analysis featuring Alice In Chains Brian bought someone a vibrator This Is The Newz Taste the toxin? Skittles ‘unfit for human consumption', lawsuit claims Woman Sues Man for $10,000 After Bad Date, Unloads on Judge During Hearing Russia Says It's Losing Because Ukraine Has Experimental Mutant Troops Created in Secret Biolabs 'Zombie' fungus causes 'incredible urge' for males to mate with female corpses, study says Burrito's Nippon Newz U.S. Ambassador wins fans in Japan with his love of local trains…and puns Japanese universities determine cats know the names of other cats This tatami mat platform with built-in vibration speakers promises the ultimate sound experience What I Had For Lunch Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz

Gemini, Brian, and Arthur travel through the Quantimino to the Beaded Curtain District to record another intergalactic episode of Slam City. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino River Flirting Scarred memory / Urshers Herpz Plug In & Hate - charitable foundations in their names Live Nude Girls This Is The Newz Customer films self 'watching' young worker running Domino's alone, sparking debate Alabama judge suspended after mocking Asian accent in the courtroom Brazilian Anaesthetist Filmed Putting His Penis in Pregnant Woman's Mouth After Heavily Sedating Her During C-Section Billie Faiers accidentally drinks her sister Sam's 'really good' placenta juice Suspect committed an indecent act along trail in Aurora and then ran back into woods naked Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich after it gave customers diarrhea Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/