Locked and Probably Loaded with DJ and Kelly

HEY GUYS, DJ returns from the Mothers Ruin Challenge, There's a serial killer in North Hollywood, Armadillo not Michelata, Kelly's Greek Retraction, toxic tv shows, no mustard at Sonic, and DJ is a comedy connoisseur

The podcast episode features hosts DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart, who engage in humorous and candid conversations about various topics, including personal anecdotes and upcoming travel plans. The discussion opens with DJ's lighthearted introduction, setting the tone for a casual yet entertaining atmosphere. They share amusing stories related to their experiences with cameos, social interactions, and personal challenges while preparing for a unique trip involving the "Mother's Ruin Challenge," where they plan to visit three cities in one day for drinks and passport stamps. As the conversation unfolds, the hosts delve into more serious subjects, such as the challenges of navigating life in the public eye and the implications of social media. They touch upon the complexities of modern communication, discussing how people's perceptions can be shaped by online interactions. Additionally, the hosts address the topic of accountability in the context of the entertainment industry, reflecting on the pressures and responsibilities that come with their roles. They also highlight the importance of humor in dealing with uncomfortable situations and emphasize the need for open discussions about pressing societal issues. In conclusion, the episode encapsulates a blend of humor and introspection, illustrating the hosts' dynamic camaraderie while also addressing deeper themes relevant to their audience. They invite listeners to engage with their content on various platforms, encouraging participation and sharing experiences. The conversation serves as a reminder of the value of authenticity and connection in a world increasingly dominated by digital interactions, leaving listeners entertained and thoughtful about the complexities of modern life.

Hey Guys, We're back in LA and back in the studio to talk about: Kelly Losing her phone, DJ's trip to beverly hills, Kelly's aphantasia, DJ's memory, The movies DROP and SINNERS and so much more!

Hey Guys, In this episode, (part 2 of 2 in Vegas) we cover: The Lighting at treasure Island, talking shit via text, the vegas shooting, DJ's weird dreams, Blink twice, being mad, Ivy's call, Hailey Joel Osmend, Skiing across the parking lot, coachella in january, Vegas and palm springs in the summer, high season, Slot machines, going out on the holidays - Tuesday, kellys dad's road trip and getting the ice.

Hey Guys! Recorded in Las Vegas last week here is part 1, where we cover: Vegas recap, Cheetah Suits, DJ almost got robbed, getting roasted for scratching your balls, basket porn, Bentcarrot.com, The Shampoo effect, Captain Morgan is a land Captain, Heartburn Mushrooms, and tub thumping

Hey Guys, This week: going live, NPC's, Vegas, Kelly's Dad's mustang, Mushrooms, and calls from you guys!

HEY GUYS, We live streamed on tiktok for some of this episode. This week we cover: The Tam (bar in Boston) Taking the T Train, exchange students, Vegas, Fashion, White Lotus, Roku, DJ starts an OF, Dicks around the world, and Rolex's

HEY GUYS, DJ and Kelly plan their upcoming Vegas trip, Monkeys, and a ton of real housewives talk. Kelly walks Rhino and Dj chats with Isaac about movies and TV

HEY GUYS, Kelly has Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, The gang goes to the foxfire room, the upcoming trip to Vegas, Kelly's Sugar Baby Date, Searching your phone at the border, the country pronouns song, San Jose womens volleyball, Guns, and getting killed by your spouse. Join the conversation and leave us a comment below or call the hotline at 323-272-3908

Hey Guys, This week we cover: Disneyland, Skydiving, DJ's facelift, Small dicks, health insurance and The real house wives of beverly hills

Hey Guys, Dj is back from Mexico and Kelly is back from Sweden, reunited in the studio after a few weeks of recording on zoom, we talk about: Motorola Razors, Dj Mexico recap, Kelly was a bouncer at a comedy show, rolling your R's, Duolingo doesnt work, Kelly was a bouncer at a comedy club for one night, and Kelly's Teddy Swims concert experience.

HEY GUYS! This week on zoom from Canada: Fan Mail, Kelly's Nephew's Birthday, DJ teases his trip to Mexico, (more next week when we'reback in studio) a spectrum of bastard things, Vegas Weddings (specifically Taco Bell Weddings) how things taste around the world, AND MORE!

Hey Guys, In this very special first ever zoom episode, DJ (having just freshly lazered his face in Canada) and Kelly talk about: Mexican Drugs, Being late, DJ doesn't want to see your Xrays, Dj is a nervous flyer, Kelly plays a clip from Temptation Island Spain, and much much more. Join the conversation by calling us at 323-232-3908

Hey Guys, Hipster bars, DJ and Kelly Plan a Vegas Trip, Kelly's Olympian Portland, Making friends in bars, Love Island, Bad Lip Reading and who is allowed to DM you videos. Call us with your questions and comments 323-272-3908

HEY GUYS, In this episode we cover: Mega Con, Faking Accents, Mac N Cheese, How to Pronounce La Croix, and Dicks around the world - Join the conversation by calling our hotline 323-272-3908

HEY GUYS, How Pilots can help us all fly better, thinking about work when you're at home (for free) Kelly smoked weed for the first time in a while, and how the new political climate is going to effect us all. Join the conversation by calling us at 323-272-3908

Hey Guys, DJ and Kelly are back together at last. In this episode we cover: Ty's birthday, Summer Birthdays, Half Birthdays, How much we hate camping, going to Universal / the Doohickeys album release party, and how to get guys to stop asking for butt stuff. Join the conversation by calling us at 323-272-3908

Hey Guys, This week (loaded on Kellys Christmas Crack) we discuss: Cleaning the house, DJ's doctor called him bro, further ADHD research, therapy, people who only tell their half of the story and we answer some emails. Join the conversation by calling 323-272-3908

Hey Guys, In this episode we discuss: DJ is tired, S99 Update, Fair is Fair, Christmas Crack, The Infinity Pillow, The Tik Tok Ban, Kelly's Dad, and watch the wizard of oz in a whole new way. Join the conversation call us 323-272-3908

HEY GUYS! In this episode we cover: Penguin Town, The Haunting of Hill House, Does DJ have ADHD (duh) and catch up with each other after being away for a while. Join the conversation by calling us at 323-272-3908!

Hey Guys! We're back from our holiday break and ready to spill the tea on our resolutions, shopping at Sephora, and at the end we answer your voicemails! Thanks for joining us! Call us with all your questions or just rant about something 323-272-3908 CALL NOW!

HEY GUYS, This week we cover: Sewing Classes, getting good at stuff, dreams, where the dodgers live, AI Reels, Jonbenet Ramsey and teaching people how to treat you. Join the conversation and leave us a comment with your thoughts or call us and tell us what you really think 323-232-3908

HEY GUYS, This week, DJ and Kelly sample the pickles we talked about last week, Isaac cant handle the hot ones, the jack in the box debacle, DJ's american airlines altercation, expecting (good) customer service, documentaries and everyone has AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS

HEY GUYS, DJ and Kelly discuss which show we should rewatch on patreon together, DJ freezes at the upfronts, Jim Jefferies and Lisa Vanderpump are oddly friends, John Cena is an amazing actor, Bad plastic surgery and SO MUCH MORE - we have a new number to call with questions and comments 323-272-3908 and if you havent done so already, join our discord!

HEY GUYS, In this episode DJ and Kelly discuss, instacart groceries, DJ bought the wedding rings, the law brothers commercials that Kelly wrote, Kelly's friend Colleen, Racist nursery ryhmes, getting our 1st complaint email and attitude cafe. Join the conversation and leave us a comment below or join us on Disord. You can also now call us and ask a question or just leave us a message @ 323-272-3908 - no texts please its a land line.

HEY GUYS, Kelly shares a story from the bar last week, below deck chefs and bad guests, Josh Seiter's trans bit, getting cheated on, going full hog, and so much more. Join the conversation and leave us a comment. Join our discord to interact with all things loaded. Call the loaded line - 1 323 - 272 - 3908 and leave us a message - we will play it on the show and answer your questions!

Hey Guys, DJ and Kelly react to the election, we watch OCEAN CARE DIVERSITY AFFAIRS, "you're body my choice" guy, not shutting down, "blow decks" and more advice from your favorite hosts! Enjoy

Hey Guys, In this episode DJ and Kelly give advice and answer your questions on topics like: Dating in High School, Getting bullied, Bachelor Party Strippers, What we love about each other, how to approach hard conversations with freinds, Appologizing and getting to know yourself. Join the conversation and tell us what you think in the comments! Thank you for being a patreon member our tribe is growing!! Hello to all our new members!

HEY GUYS, This week DJ and Kelly reunite after almost a month apart, and they pick back up right where they left off. Bad drivers, DJ dies in a movie, Kelly gets a massage, DJ talks about fraxel lasers, and his latest appearances on Craig Fergeson and "Inside of You" with Michael Rosenbaum. Kelly sat thru a 5 hour comedy show with Tattoo artist Pony Lawson and at the end DJ and Kelly play MASH (or MASHT) Leave your thoughts and comments below!

HEY GUYS, DJ and Kelly dress up for Halloween, Kelly's alexa is haunted, scary movies, moving things with your mind, spooky tik toks and DJ's haunted places from back home. Tell us your spooky stories in the comments, or save them for the next LIVE ZOOM HAPPY HOUR (next monday)

HEY GUYS, This week finds DJ and Kelly discussing the finer points of their recent dreams, which reality show DJ should go on, being told to "smile" - Anna Delvey on Dancing with the Stars, Luis's last minute wedding invitation, Kelly's slow internet and asking Siri what it means to "Gird up your Loins" - Enjoy - tell us what you think in the comments!!

HEY GUYS, Buckle up while DJ and Kelly discuss chapsticks (and cold sores) Boomer takes, too many accounts, dating profile pics, time management, life crutches and so much more. This episode continues for 15 additional minutes only on patreon. Join the conversation and drop a comment below.

Hey Guys, Kelly Takes DJ back to Long beach to pick up his new car, but this time they went a night early to party. This is the record of what they remember of that night (allegedly)

HEY GUYS, DJ and Kelly both Know Brad Pitt, bucket hats, growing up without being bored, HBO's Real Sex, Car insurance is too high, Kelly's mom read her high school diary, getting stuck in traffic when you're late, all this and so much more - ENJOY!

HEY GUYS, Drop shipping is the best way to get rich overnight, Britney Spears is done paying child support, Kelly and DJ plan a drinking trip to Long Beach, Louis's bachelor party, Twisters 4D, DJ pranks Kelly via text and it bombs, the Pandemic was hardest on DJ, and answering your questions and giving advice.

HEY GUYS! DJ and Kelly learn how to go to the bathroom on a space station. Kelly's brother Scott shot great home movies. DJ and Kelly saw Aliens in 4D. Chappel Roan doesn't like being famous, DJ inspires us to go for our dreams, something about samin corps (i cant read my notes) and in the bonus patreon time they talk about red flags.

HEY GUYS! It's DJ's turn to get side swiped in his old car, he has an interesting situation at the new car dealership. DJ and Kelly go to Long Beach. DJ recounts his trip to Indiana. Kelly hasnt been sick in years, the reason may surprise you. Being a parent looks hard. Handling flight delays and airport staff, when the plane is unplugged. Google gives AI results now that may not be very accurate. In the bonus extended content, Isaac has a beachy "Am I the Asshole?"

HEY GUYS, Thank you to everyone who joined the live happy hour last night! In this episode we cover: unpaid favors, Being alone, weird hook ups, Dungeons and Dragons done right, and DJ tells us how he got recruited to join Scientology. In the bonus time DJ and Kelly read the transcript to "TAMPON GATE" - Join the conversation and tell us what you think in the comments, the top tier chat, or on social media! Instagram.com/loadedpod TikTok.com/loadedpod Watch us on video Patreon.com/loadedpod Email us and join the conversation Probablyloadedpod@gmail.com

HEY GUYS! In this episode we cover: The hills theme song, no ice in the UK, Taco Bells Pallsy, Kelly & DJ read their Texts to each other, miss used AI, Manic Episodes, Earthquakes, and in the bonus Patreon extended version we learn about butt stuff. ENJOY! Instagram.com/loadedpod TikTok.com/loadedpod Watch us on video Patreon.com/loadedpod Email us and join the conversation Probablyloadedpod@gmail.com

If there was ever a time to join the patreon it's now, we play the video of Kelly on her episode of MTV's "True Life" and we also play DJ's episode of Punk'd video version is only available on Patreon and the episodes are AD FREE and 15 minutes longer https://www.patreon.com/loadedpod ENJOY! We're recording today - drop us an email or DM with topics and suggestions

HEY GUYS! - DJ wants to talk to a psychic or a medium on the show. (not this episode but soon) Kelly moved a lot as a kid and how it shaped her as an adult. DJ wasnt surprised when we landed "Road Trip" (some of his friends were) We dive into the 9 month cruise and retiring on a cruise ship is cheaper than a retirement home. This episode was recorded right before our last live zoom happy hour. Please join us on Patreon where we show the video version of the show and starting next week, only patreon members will get the full episode. We will have 45 free minutes for the public and the post show wrap up for 15 minutes will be available exclusively on Patreon. Support the Show. Instagram.com/loadedpod TikTok.com/loadedpod Watch us on video Patreon.com/loadedpod Email us and join the conversation Probablyloadedpod@gmail.com

HEY GUYS! DJ wasnt feeling real great whent this episode started but after listing off a few groups of people he hates, and inventing Therapy, he started feeling better. Kelly quizzes DJ on various experiences from his career and in the aftershow fun fun bonus times they recap and finally get the permission to leave the mushroom story in the episode. The only way to see the video is to join patreon, so just frickin do it already. Support the Show. Instagram.com/loadedpod TikTok.com/loadedpod Watch us on video Patreon.com/loadedpod Email us and join the conversation Probablyloadedpod@gmail.com

Send us a Text Message.HEY GUYS! - DJ wants to talk to a psychic or a medium on the show. (not this episode but soon) Kelly moved a lot as a kid and how it shaped her as an adult. DJ wasnt surprised when we landed "Road Trip" (some of his friends were) We dive into the 9 month cruise and retiring on a cruise ship is cheaper than a retirement home. This episode was recorded right before our last live zoom happy hour. Please join us on Patreon where we show the video version of the show and starting next week, only patreon members will get the full episode. We will have 45 free minutes for the public and the post show wrap up for 15 minutes will be available exclusively on Patreon. Support the Show.Instagram.com/loadedpodTikTok.com/loadedpodWatch us on video Patreon.com/loadedpodEmail us and join the conversation Probablyloadedpod@gmail.com

Send us a Text Message.HEY GUYS, After almost a month apart, DJ and Kelly reunite to share the hardest words to pronounce and ones they've gotten wrong their whole lives. Chad MIcheal Murray looks like a coke dealer. DJ has the fanciest peanut butter (and Toilet Paper) which is not the cause of why he is always late, but it's not not the reason. Most expensive nights out, Tik Tok reactions, and a heartfelt ending round out this very special episode of Locked and Loaded. Thanks for listening - if you would like to join us for monthly live zoom happy hours and watch the video version please join us on Patreon. Support the Show.Instagram.com/loadedpodTikTok.com/loadedpodWatch us on video Patreon.com/loadedpodEmail us and join the conversation Probablyloadedpod@gmail.com

Send us a Text Message.Hey Guys! Kelly got her car side swiped, DJ reads the shows reviews. We read your emails and give you the most unqualified advice possible. Kelly leaves in the middle of the episode. Support the Show.Instagram.com/loadedpodTikTok.com/loadedpodWatch us on video Patreon.com/loadedpodEmail us and join the conversation Probablyloadedpod@gmail.com

Send us a Text Message.HEY GUYS! We hope you had a spectacular 4th of July - in this exciting new episode DJ and Kelly recount DJ's recent birthday surprise (Kelly flew up to Canada to surprise him) We jam on Qveen Herby and have the best time catching up.Support the Show.Instagram.com/loadedpodTikTok.com/loadedpodWatch us on video Patreon.com/loadedpodEmail us and join the conversation Probablyloadedpod@gmail.com

Send us a Text Message.HEY GUYS,Kelly and DJ deep dive into friendships in this episode. It starts off with what should and should not be shared with friends when you are in a relationship, then takes a slight turn onto losing friends when they get into new relationships and how the return to your life after the relationship ends.Support the Show.Instagram.com/loadedpodTikTok.com/loadedpodWatch us on video Patreon.com/loadedpodEmail us and join the conversation Probablyloadedpod@gmail.com

Send us a Text Message.HEY GUYS! We're taking the week off to celebrate our freedom - lets face it, we're getting drunk somewhere but we're taking the holiday as an excuse to take the week off. BUT we've already recorded the next few few weeks episodes and we're doing our monthly live zoom happy hour on the 16th of july (thats a tuesday) happy 4th everyone! Support the Show.Instagram.com/loadedpodTikTok.com/loadedpodWatch us on video Patreon.com/loadedpodEmail us and join the conversation Probablyloadedpod@gmail.com

Send us a Text Message.HEY GUYS! DJ has a new favorite bop. (Spoiler alert) you will be hearing it in future episodes we loaded into the hot keys on the soundboard. DJ cant believe some people cant sing, Kelly wears glasses made of straws (for her alcohol) DJ shares a story about a phone call from a famous director.Support the Show.Instagram.com/loadedpodTikTok.com/loadedpodWatch us on video Patreon.com/loadedpodEmail us and join the conversation Probablyloadedpod@gmail.com

Send us a Text Message.HEY GUYS! DJ gives Kelly an impossible F#@K, Marry, Kill. The two discuss minimum manifestation, and the happiness trap. Kelly went to the Sphere in Vegas for the Dead show (on shrooms man), resulting in some hilarious text messages between the two. DJ waxed his own ass with products he purchased on amazon. DJ tells about helping a greek billionaire move into a new mansion. This and much much more! Join us on Patreon to watch the video and be a part of our monthly LIVE ZOOM HAPPY HOURSSupport the Show.Instagram.com/loadedpodTikTok.com/loadedpodWatch us on video Patreon.com/loadedpodEmail us and join the conversation Probablyloadedpod@gmail.com

Send us a Text Message.HEY GUYS! DJ shares his favorite new tik tok song. Kelly gets DJ a frosty gift. We find out why it's important to mind our own business. Gen Alpha cant understand old appliances. All this and much much more!Support the Show.Instagram.com/loadedpodTikTok.com/loadedpodWatch us on video Patreon.com/loadedpodEmail us and join the conversation Probablyloadedpod@gmail.com