Joculation

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most. In the Dead Toad Scrolls, a series of meditative personal essays, Killroy J. Oldster states, “Days spent in idleness and leisure creates empty pages in the anthology of human beings and leaves no indelible mark in the pages of a person's life story.” No indelible marks you say Mr. Oldster? Join LP this episode as we discover how days spent in idleness and leisure led a young man to occupy this leisure time by inserting “dynamite-like explosives” into his rectum, detonating them, and having his ass rebuilt like the bionic man (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-blows-up-bum-strapping-26365645). Who would have known all you need to rebuild a blown-up ass is some papier-mâché and a few classic episodes of Martha Stewart Living? According to Urology Case Reports, urethral foreign bodies are (allegedly) rare and with a variety of causes. “Rare”, you say? In this episode, LP plays a bit of graveyard bingo to quantify how rare stories of men jamming things up their urethra really are, and stumbles across a guaranteed first ballot hall of famer who, against all odds, managed to fit a single AA battery in his urethra and kept it there for 24 hours (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-rushed-emergency-surgery-after-26333088?int_source=mantis_rec&int_medium=web&int_campaign=more_like_this). Where is John Madden on the telestrator with the play by play and color commentary we need during this intimate and historical moment in Natural Selection? Nothing says quaint magical fairytale setting and pixie dust quite like driving down to the Ashdown Forrest in East Sussex - the inspiration for AA Milne's Hundred Acres Wood in the Winnie the Pooh stories - for a lascivious yet relaxing Sunday afternoon dogging session amongst Winnie the Pooh and his friends. In this episode, let's hear LP regale the listeners with the tales of the police in Sussex desperately urge people engaging in “acts of a sexual nature” not to visit the Sussex beauty spot (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/police-crackdown-doggers-plaguing-family-26341423). And here Pooh thought he only had to worry about the Hephalumps, Woozels, and his jars of honey. Who would have ever thought the Hundred Acre Wood might need of a resident jizz mopper? If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Aureal One, Apple Podcast, Spotify, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most. The war in the Ukraine is ratcheting up, and leaders from countries around the world are bleating away in their United Nations knitting circles about the need for more effective diplomacy. You know, nothing says more effective diplomacy quite like swiping right on Tinder to fuck the war out of men on the frontline. In this episode, join LP as we discover how Russian soldiers invading the Ukraine are dressing up like missing members of The Village People band and feverishly updating their Tinder profiles on the front lines of the Ukrainian war - because somehow hooking up with someone before sending them to a re-education camp is the path to peace (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/red-dawn-juan-russian-solders-trying-hook-ukrainian-girls-tinder). Forms and fields are the curse of the connected age because big data is big business, and nothing provides a such wonderful opportunity for responsive, eye-catching, and creative wordplay quite like the memo field for cash transfers from your bank, CashApp, Venmo and Paypal. Let's hear as LP regales us with the tale of just such a creative young man who decided to add a touch of distinctive word-play flair to his cash transfers to friends with payment memos labeled as, “jihad fees”, “Taliban Training”, and “ISIS Training” (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-quizzed-bank-after-using-26249967). It's like a modern twist on the childhood classic “Horton Hears a Who.” The age of designer babies has descended upon humanity and through the miracle that is CRISPR, humans can design the sex babies with the same ease and comfort as designing a pair of custom Nike sneakers during Superbowl halftime. Yet, with all this ease and convenience, some people still wax nostalgic and prefer the old school method involving a Faith healer, a hammer, a nail, and the skull of the pregnant woman to guarantee the sex of their child (https://metro.co.uk/2022/02/11/faith-healer-hammered-nail-into-pregnant-womans-head-so-shed-have-baby-boy-16088206/). In this episode, LP fills us in on the faith healer who hammered a nail into the head of a pregnant woman to guarantee she'd have a baby boy. I mean, Jesus was a carpenter after all, right? If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Aureal One, Apple Podcast, Spotify, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most. With every other news article talking about the famed Lazarus Group cybercrime syndicate run by the North Korean government, one would think the reputation which precedes this group would have any target crapping their pants. In this episode, we discover the hero that we need – a hacker with the handle Px4 who took matters into his own hands after being hacked by the Lazarus Group. Let's listen to LP regale the tale of how Px4 launched his own DDoS attack against the North Korean internet, successfully took it down, and then automated his future DDoS attacks against North Korea just for the LOLz. Everyone has fond memories of their first true love – how their heart raced and depth and intensity of the emotions they felt. Join LP as he shares the love story of famous psychedelic researcher Amanda Feilding and her 15-year relationship with a pigeon filled with intense passion and deep-seated jealousy. If you listen closely to the screams of your brain cells as they commit seppuku after hearing this story, you can almost hear the famous Zen koan reverberating through the emptiness - How does a pigeon give tiny little kisses to your pupils if they don't have lips? Life is filled with the tombstones of epic, celebrated product launches which soar like the Hindenburg and subsequently explode into a pile of shit like the sauerkraut and cheddar bratwurst the day after the Superbowl. Epic product fails like Peeps flavored Pepsi, Etat Libre d'Orange's Secretions Magnifiques a semen scented perfume to help remember the AIDS epidemic of the 1980s, and designer Nikolas Gregory's the Ripley - a kit which has everything you need to make intimately personalized jewelry from your ass are some of the greatest hits which litter this graveyard. In this episode, LP adds another opus of disaster to this list courtesy of Build-A-Bear and their ‘After Dark' horny teddy bear line. Yes, it's as painful as it sounds. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Aureal One, Apple Podcast, Spotify, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most. Lemmy Kilmeister is without a doubt one of the more memorable icons of the modern metal/punk genre. Between his regular seat at the Rainbow Bar & Grill on the Sunset Strip in California to his days cutting his teeth as part of the road crew for Jimi Hendrix – Lemmy was about as rock and roll as one could get. What is more punk rock about death than having your ashes encased in silver bullets that you will to your friends? In this episode, LP share the story of how Lemmy did just that and fucked up terribly by willing one bullet for Riki Rachtman. I know what you're saying - who? Exactly. With the holiday season clearly in the rear-view mirror, we really only have two things to look forward to: the return of stinging and biting insects and the made-up holiday to juice the sales of florists and stationery companies - Valentine's Day. This very forgettable “holiday” easily slips the mind while jammed up with income tax filings and credit card hangover from the holiday season. LP understands that panic driven VD brain fart and is here like a fat cupid in a Speedo with gift ideas to capture the essence of your love this cuffing season. I mean what says “love” more than a Motorbunny? Virtually every male performer that joins the Royal Ballet School dreams of starring in a rousing, memorable performance which evokes deep emotion from the audience and will immortalize them for the ages. Join LP in this episode as we follow one such performer as he takes his tights, his Viagra, his kitchen knives, and his dreams of fame to the streets of West London for his most memorable performance. I'm sure the CCTV video captures of today will be the NFTs for his OnlyFans page tomorrow. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Aureal One, Apple Podcast, Spotify, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most. The phrase “combat sports” immediately conjures up images of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) with combatants engaged in violent spectacle. Join LP and learn about the latest evolutionary failure of combat sports as we explore the Pillow Fight Championship (PFC) – complete with the violent authenticity of a WWE bra and panties match and “specially designed” combat pillows for her pleasure. Which kids' aftercare program will hoist the championship banner in their play space once it's all said and done? In this age of nonsensical rules in a cancel culture crackdown, it's refreshing to see no stone or platform is a sacred cow – not even the Forza community. Stroll through the sausage factory of the Forza Community Teams content moderation where an anonymous player receives an 8,000 year ban after releasing a custom 'livery' which played with the logos of New Balance ('Nuke Balance'), Pirelli ('Pyongyang', the North Korean capital), and replacing the KFC 'Colonel' with North Korea's dictator. Kim Jong Un is the modern morbidly obese face of Colonel Sanders we need for a golden age of dank parody Esports sponsorship. Anyone make a Forza black-market NFT of this yet? Mastery of your craft is essential, and nothing encapsulates this idea quite like Bob Ross and the Joy of Painting. Patience. Clean, purposeful brush strokes. Happy little accidents. In this episode, let's hear about a happy little accident during a failed penis enlargement on a Yakuza boss. When cutting, pulling, and tugging on his microshaft like you're stretching out saltwater taffy in a vain effort to gain some length, it might be a good idea not to tell the Yakuza boss to butch up because getting his tattoo probably hurt more. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Aureal One, Apple Podcast, Spotify, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most. When no greater fool exists to unload all the strange crap you've collected from late-night QVC impulse buys on, it's time to dump that outlandish crap on the thrift shop to maximize that tax deduction. Join LP for this episode to learn about how the spirit of goodwill and magnanimity moves people to donate the strangest things to charity. I mean, nothing says benevolence and philanthropy quite like donating your used animal castration device to charity. The Emily Post Rules of Etiquette cover almost every imaginable scenario, but she never foresaw the Brazilian Wax gong mainstream. In this episode, we can learn some of the New Emily Post Rules of Etiquette for Brazilian Waxing - courtesy of the confessions from an esthetician spilling on all the most shocking things she has witnessed. If you're concerned about breaching Emily Post's Brazilian Wax Etiquette, popping in for a cheeky Brazilian Wax directly after sex, you may need to tune into this episode to learn about this and more. In this golden age of the DIY home medical day spa treatments, it provides a never-ending stream of disposable influencers and TikTok beauty hack fails for the world to enjoy. Nothing quite captures the essence of this DIY fail movement quite like hammering lip enhancements into your face, only to have the enhancements migrate from your lips and enhance your chin instead. Who cares about the overrated TikTok Kylie Jenner Lip challenge, when you can jump right into the TikTok Green Goblin Chin beauty hack fail? If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Aureal One, Apple Podcast, Spotify, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most. Threatening to burn down a pub at the regular Christmas event with Santa and his reindeer is the regular holiday tradition to assert the power of your convictions for animal rights and spread holiday cheer. However, it says screaming Karen more than power of my conviction. Join LP for this episode to explore the latest trend sweeping the protests - gluing your face to the road with epoxy resin to demonstrate the strength of your convictions. What greater badge of honor truly exceeds having your face scraped off the road like a piece of bubble gum for your convictions? If the current state of Disney merchandise has taught us anything, it's that cheap and shitty quality merch is the solution to monetize the eyeballs by disingenuous content creators everywhere. And just when you thought the apex of all-time lows of shit merch were hit with pet rocks and beanie babies, disposable reality TV celebrities dream up new ways to lower the bar by jarring up her farts to sell for $45,000 each online. LP is thinking it's time to develop a merch line. Anyone got some lentils and broccoli? With an energy crisis in full swing this season, everyone in the US has heard about the Strategic Petroleum Reserve and the drawdowns to keep the price of oil and gasoline in check. However, nothing paints a picture of desperation quite like Canada tapping the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve for 50 million pounds – or roughly half the supply. Seriously? A Strategic Maple Syrup Supply? How many bottles of Aunt Jemima did they really forage for in doomsday bunkers across Canada to solve the syrup gap? Enquiring minds want to know…. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Aureal One, Apple Podcast, Spotify, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most. There's nothing quite so relaxing and bucolic as a visit to the local zoo with the kids to see exotic animals. In this episode, LP talks about all the warm fuzzy encounters with primates that go wrong. From exhibitionist gorillas compelled to put on a show for the kids, to Chimpanzee brown showers. In Saudi Arabia, there is a popular camel beauty contest, the King Abdulaziz Camel Festival, which attracts camel beauty enthusiasts and competitors from all over the kingdom to compete for $66 million in prize money for the most beautiful camel. You read that right – a camel beauty contest. Join LP as we tumble down the rabbit hole of a competition rife with cheaters botoxing their camels to win, and the crackdown of the judges to root out these “artificially enhanced” camels. Just when you thought botox, breast implants, and ass implants have hit the height of absurdity – just imagine adding a camel beauty pageant and degenerates willing to do anything to win $66 million into the mix. Cirque Du Soleil has a new show out for the holiday season, appropriately named Holidayze, and LP had ringside seats for this event. Nothing highlights useless talents in show business quite like a dude balancing a showroom of Ikea furniture on his chin to a perplexed crowd at the height of a pandemic. While shading this dude for collecting paychecks for his useless talent, LP re-imagines what it would look like if the act had a bit of WWE flair added to the mix. I mean who wouldn't unleash the inner redneck for a chin-balanced Tables, Ladders and Chairs match? If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Aureal One, Apple Podcast, Spotify, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most. Betwixt the revival (and subsequent rebranding) of Multi-Level Marketing into the hollow phrase “Direct Sales” and the rise of the inane title “functional medical practitioner” first endorsed by GOOP Labs (allegedly), LP takes time to explore what a GOOP Labs “Direct Sales” seminar of would look like. Who needs AVON and Mary Kay when you can peddle jade vaginal eggs to align your chakras? Over the course of the last 114 Episodes of Joculation, one immutable human truth has surfaced consistently – humans feel compelled to take strange objects they find and pack those objects up into the prison pocket. While LP is unclear where this motive comes from, perhaps when this urge leads to an emergency call to the local bomb squad to help remove a live WWII munition from your anus in the ER, it's time to re-examine some of those life choices. The weather outside might be frightful this holiday season, but Santa is packing heat for the holidays to keep warm. Join LP as he talks about the Colorado Sherriff's Department latest ad campaign featuring Santa Clause getting his concealed weapons permit at the station just in time for the holiday season. If you've been naughty, Santa has a little something special to stuff your stocking with this year. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Aureal One, Apple Podcast, Spotify, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines that really matter. That modern “mixology” bar just isn't capturing the essence of bleeding edge if it doesn't feature KFC Gravy Cocktails. LP peeks at the fringe side of “green and sustainable” craft cocktails which answer the age old question, “WTF do I do with all this left-over coagulated gravy in the fridge?” Be sure to pack a fat skimmer and book an emergency bypass operation before strapping in for this one. I know what you're asking yourself – WTF is Tablescaping? LP chimes in on the world of competitive Tablescaping – you know – professional table setting competitions. After an unfortunate mishap with the remote control led to the discovery of Martha Stewart's Table Wars and the Documentary film SET!, we may have truly discovered the next non-sport to displace ESports. I'm looking at you WWE desperately seeking relevance for that new twist aw Wrestlemainia: a Tablescapes Ladders and Chairs match. Any chance for a Jeff Hardy Swanton Bomb? So you say now Kendra's Selling Hollywood in an effort to actually work, earn money and become the every person? Pffft everyone knows if she was truly the desperate every person, she would have joined an MLM pyramid scheme if they're truly slumming it with the plebs. In this episode LP shares his vision of what Kendra Wilkinson selling GOOP Labs “Functional Medical Practitioner” inspired vendibles at her first MLM party would look like. Ayahuasca Mocktails & Murder Hornet Facials by the poolside anyone? If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Aureal One, Apple Podcast, Spotify, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines that really matter. Why rehash stale political shit-slinging “satire” when supermarket tabloids provide the news and headlines, we really need? A life in puppeteering is a life less lived, a road less traveled, and late nights filled with suicide hotline operators. LP takes a peek at what life after puppeteering looks like for the actor who played the loveable purple dinosaur Barney on the “Barney and Friends Television” show after he hung up the stained purple suit, hit the sobriety wagon, and opened a tantric sex business. Maybe we can find a coupon for group rates at child therapist. Travel has shifted from ostentatious to "authenticious", but it seems our friends at Conde Naste need more truth in advertising their “authentic” travel experiences. LP dives into what a truly authentic and relatable experience Conde Naste should advertise when looking at a Staycation in the Motel 6 for visiting day at the local penitentiary. I mean what's more authentic than smuggling a bean burrito in the prison pocket to microwave in your room? What do you do when you're an excommunicated former bishop who professes his resolute love for a porn writer who also happens to be a satanist? After life in the spotlight of the pulpit comes to an abrupt halt, it would seem the most obvious answer is trafficking pig semen and specializing in the insemination of pigs. Huh? If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines that really matter. Why rehash stale political shit-slinging “satire” when supermarket tabloids provide the news and headlines, we really need? LP seeks inspiration through drunken dysfunction with the “How to be a Band” Masterclass from Metallica, as bassist Robert Trujillo (who?) channels his best functional medical practitioner Are You Intuit training from GOOP Labs to align his chakras and lecture on the power of communication when building a band of poseurs. With stupid TikTok challenges and beauty hacks abound, it's time to start a challenge inspired by Squid Games and GOOP Labs. The Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge may have been a passing fad, but The Baboon Ass Challenge promises so much more – from hardware store industrial adhesive inspired beauty hacks to Natural Selection inspired challenges. It's the Darwin Awards encore we need. When inspired to get that next tattoo – make sure it's a memorable vent. Nothing says the ultimate memento mori quite like hitting up a tattoo parlor in New York to have your tattoo ink mixed with the ashes of Charles Manson. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines that really matter. Why rehash stale political shit-slinging “satire” when supermarket tabloids provide the news and headlines, we really need? LP checks out the broad spectrum of framewhores and entrpenuers turning a profit from the tragedy of others – from the TikTok psychics allegedly channeling Gabby Petito, to Dog the Bounty Hunter desperately searching for ratings while pretending to search for Brian Laundrie. Meet a jeweler who creates jewelry from the remains of deceased family members - why keep mom's ashes an urn when her remains can be transformed into a beautiful ring or brooch as a unique gift for a family member this holiday season? Exploring Moments in Extreme Body Modification with the “functionally trained medical practitioner” of the early 1900's who surgically grafts money testicles to the scrotums of men to combat hair loss and increase testosterone and libido. That awkward Antiques Road Show moment where grandmother's stylish, antique compact from the 1970's turns out to be her stylish cocaine paraphernalia kit. After all it's the accessories which make the outfit. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP revisits some of the best headlines and stories featured on the show over the past (almost) three years and one hundred nine episodes which warm the cockles of the heart. Timeless tales such as: the Fraternity Sued after an Unsuccessful Bottle Rocket Launch from the Anus, Great Moments in Natural Selection with a friend, a brewskey, a loaded pistol and a bullet proof vest, and Beholding the modern art masterpiece which is the Glitoris. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the Rose McGowan/Oprah Winfrey VMA Red Carpet moment that should have been #lizard, male sexual health in this age of inclusiveness #handsfreemasturbation, and what better way to show just how much you hate your family and friends this Thanksgiving holiday season than with a Pumpkin Spice Glazed Turkey - even Snoopy and Woodstock hate you. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on amazing engagement gifts of genocide inspired from the Book of Samuel and a shopping excursion to Hobby Lobby, modern dating in four scenes which reminds us to bring along mom's ashes on the next tinder date to help find “the One”, and nothing quite says “upscale girls weekend getaway” quite like those missing touches from the series Motel Makeover which never made it past the editing room. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the miracle of the birth of his first child - complete with the celebratory splash of misandrogyny, misadventures of an uncontrolled reality TV mugging as he stumbles across Naked & Afraid in Love one terrible evening and the timeless romantic tabloid classic of yet another woman possessed by the ghost of Michael Jackson and his absolute love of chocolate chip cookies. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on more Natural Selection inspired TikTok trends such as the Frozen Honey Challenge and explosive diarrhea, arts and crafts with Steve-O from Jackass as he asks for body and pubic hair donations from men for the Sasquatch bodysuit he's creating and the Canadian Olympic Bronze Medalist unleashing her inner MacGyver mid-slalom to repair a hole in her canoe with a left over condom generously provided by the Japanese Olympic committee. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse – the Colorado Van Life Edition - as all the plagues visit Colorado for summer break, following the current TikTok “cooking” hack mixing Strawberries and Parmesan Cheese because there aren't enough disgusting food combinations already, and starting an Exorcism side hustle during the explosive rise of demonic possession through text messages on smartphones. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on haute cuisine school lunch ideas for the kids complete with non-alcoholic vodka, Great Moments in Sharing Too Much when your kid shares his longest time ever dropping a deuce after the teacher asks to learn more about him, and “Privy” Adventures on the Wild Basin Trail with LP. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on running an illegal fireworks stand in Los Angeles for fun and profit – until the bomb squad shows up, the Change.org petition for Jeff Bezos to go full Red Dragon and consume the Mona Lisa, and the strange history of Napoleon's Penis. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. LINKS MENTIONED IN THE SHOW Change.org Petition to Not Allow Jeff Bezos to Return to Earth: https://www.change.org/p/the-proletariat-do-not-allow-jeff-bezos-to-return-to-earth Change.org Petition to Have Jeff Bezos Buy and Eat the Mona Lisa: https://www.change.org/p/reddit-we-want-jeff-bezos-to-buy-and-eat-the-mona-lisa --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the suumertime funtime at the Redneck Rave in Kentucky, the power of Christ compels an Exorcism in the Lumber Aisle at the local Home Depot for all the dead trees, and how carnivores are culturally appropriating veganism by cooking tofu - where is a Reddit mod when you're offended? If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. Links Mentioned in the Show Redneck Rave Website: https://redneckrave.com/ The Youtube Virtual Tour of the Urine Soaked Slice of Hell: https://youtu.be/xbadtmWh7Y4 Violet Patch Baby Doll Head website: http://www.violetpatrich.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trends of the record breaking annual Lovesense teledildonic orgy, a South African pastor farts the blessings of Christ on the face of his flock , and a tasty vanilla flavoring whipped up from plastic bottles and EColi bacteria. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trends of microdosing for the annual job performance review, why Cochella when you can have summertime penis festivals, and Uncle Faust's last minute Father's Day Gifts for dad on his special day. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of TikTok launching job services for Gen Z, sculptor selling invisible art for 15,000 Euros - the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle validates his “sculptures composed of thought in its varied forms” are real, and gonzo journalism at the local swingers club – why watch the show when you can be the show? If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of black market buttplug manufacturing in Sialkot, Pakistan, relieving pandemic aggression at the Walmart potato chip aisle with a ten-pound log of ground beef after the restraining order expires, and rubbing one out at work in the name of productivity. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of airdropping unsolicited penis pics into iPhones near you, one customer's first-person experience of an exploding “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle from Goop Labs, and the TikTok inspired beauty mask treatments which should have just remained a bad idea rather than a beauty hack. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://mspwaves.com/discord). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. Products Mentioned During the Show Crocheted Penis Blanket: You can now get yourself your very own crocheted penis blanket, if that's your kind of thing. The handmade blankets are perfect for a cosy night on the couch and are specially designed so you can hop inside the shaft and completely cocoon yourself. And who wouldn't want that, eh? The blankets even come with removable balls at the bottom, so you can look a proper d***, if you want. Etsy Link: https://www.etsy.com/listing/978842767/penis-blanketpeter-blanketcrochet?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=penis+blanket&ref=sr_gallery-1-2&from_market_listing_grid_organic=1&frs=1 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of TikTok DIY Medical Day Spa Treatments which bring home irreversible scarring and damage to your skin in the comfort into your own home at a fraction of the cost, Dangerous foodstuffs such as dual purpose foodstuff/explosive armor piercing croquettes from Cuban state company Prodal, and the Queen's Award for Enterprise winner and sex toy company … er … sexual health and wellness brand Lovehoney. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com/watch), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://discord.com/invite/dpGVBcy). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of real-life Italian Job style heists involving Dorito and Pepsi delivery trucks, Mother's Day gift ideas which won't bring out the bomb squad over a buttplug, and why get caught up in spring wedding drama when you can just order up a wedding party on Bumble? If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com/watch), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://discord.com/invite/dpGVBcy). Please take a moment to stop by DShop and pick up some official LP merchandise. New merch is being added regularly and all the proceeds support the show. Check out LP's DShop (https://shop-lpfaust.ogn.app) when you have a moment. Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. Products Mentioned During the Show Full Bloom Cuterus A combination of the words “cute” and “uterus”, wearing a cuterus will have you giving off some serious "Girl Power" vibes. https://smirkstuff.com/products/full-bloom-cuterus Alcoholic Whipped Cream Infused With 14% Alcohol and it's Lactose Free https://lickthewhip.com/ Champagne Bottle Bong This fancy fella includes a fixed multi hole circ percolator and 14mm joint, perfect for dabs or bowls. Awesome decals and colored glass make this piece a fantastic addition to any smokers collection. https://dailyhighclub.com/products/daily-high-club-champagne-bottle-bong-v2?variant=32835156869200 Wearable Reproduction Of Kim Kardashian's Behind Artistic duo Ida Jonsson and Simon Saarinen have been collating thousands upon thousands of paparazzi images of Kim K's infamous booty in a project that last year resulted in a 1:1 scaleable online version of The Bum. Since then, and in collaboration with designer Beate Karlsson, the research has since expanded into becoming a wearable real-life iteration. https://nypost.com/2020/02/17/you-can-now-wear-kim-kardashians-booty-thanks-to-these-swedish-artists/ Golden Girls Porno Coloring Book Does mom need a hobby to keep her occupied in between “Golden Girls” reruns? https://www.etsy.com/listing/990673025/the-golden-gilfs-golden-girls-porn?ref=shop_home_active_1 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of Earth Day Friendly Customer Service Fails because why give marginal customer service when we can make earth day every day, Hangover Resistance – the strange mutant power unleashed as we age, and Epic User Error – those priceless moments when realization hits that maybe I should have read the directions first. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com/watch), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://discord.com/invite/dpGVBcy). Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of Hardware Aisle Cock Ring Fails, the “Hold My Beer” version of Play Doctor, and the Survivor edition of Amazon Van Life Delivery Drivers If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com/watch), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://discord.com/invite/dpGVBcy). Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of DIY Cosmetic surgery: the “Medical Spa” fail edition, Olaf's and Elmo's milkshake brings all the sexual deviants to the toy store, and surprise holiday Ancestry DNA reveal – Maury Povich style. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com/watch), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://discord.com/invite/dpGVBcy). Follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FaustLp) to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of the Montana meth wars – Mexican imports which are causing domestic meth producers to close their doors, Grubuzz – gamifying food delivery with teledildonics, and a Swedish study determined regular Viagra use lengthens the lifespan of males. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com/watch), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://discord.com/invite/dpGVBcy). Follow me on Twitter to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. The V by Velveeta Commercial: https://youtu.be/cqASI-joKvE The Grubuzz Teledildonics Vibrator Website: https://www.camsoda.com/labs/grubuzz/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of DIY Cosmetic surgery: the TikTok edition, plastic pollution and how it will lead to male infertility and micro-penises by 2045, and in a bid to save humanity scientists are launching human semen to a regolith on the moon. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com/watch), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://discord.com/invite/dpGVBcy). Follow me on Twitter to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of lab grown meat made from the cells of celebrities, racism in the royal family (allegedly according to Harry), and technology which allows spinach to send emails to us in the first step towards Terminator Judgement Day. John Connor is clearly our only hope – until then all we have is Joculation. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com/watch), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://discord.com/invite/dpGVBcy). Follow me on Twitter to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. Bite Labs (grab some celebrity sausage) http://www.bitelabs.org/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging TikTok trend of using erection cream as a “lip plumper” alternative to filler injections, a look at “Functional Medical Practitioner” inspired products and therapies endorsed by GOOP, and in a bold tourism outreach by China, complementary COVID testing via anal swab with every inbound flight. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com/watch), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://discord.com/invite/dpGVBcy). Follow me on Twitter to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of infusing food and cocktails with semen, a satirical website (BlueCheck Homes) which would make PT Barnum proud, and more epic TikTok fails for the collective cultural trash heap. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com/watch), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://discord.com/invite/dpGVBcy). Follow me on Twitter to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. BlueCheck Homes Website https://bluecheckhomes.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on stupid TikTok Gorilla Glue Challenge fails, some unique Valentine's day gift ideas curated from the interwebs to capture the “essence” of love for that special someone and epic Zoom calls to remember. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com/watch), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://discord.com/invite/dpGVBcy). Follow me on Twitter to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. Valentines Day Gift Ideas Mentioned in This Episode (with links) Rosepops Yeah, flowers are a big part of Valentine's Day, but you have to clean up the petals in the days after the holiday. Not so with Rosepops, which use an all-natural preservative to keep them looking fresh for months. https://rosepops.com/ Thong With Your Face Printed On It https://sellwild.com/itemDetail/personalized_face_thong_104280970 Selfie Toaster Whether you choose to brand their breakfast with your face or theirs https://sellwild.com/itemDetail/selfie_toaster_104280972 "The Angry Toaster" 2-Slot Impression Toaster with 8 Interchangeable Morning Insults Plates - 7 Browning Control Settings - Make Someone's Morning Special (Eat Shit, Fuck You, Middle Finger, Jackass, Don't Talk to Me, Bite Me, You Suck, Sorry Not Sorry) https://www.amazon.com/Impression-Toaster-Interchangable-Morning-Novelty/dp/B07LC3NV65/ref=sr_1_2?amp=&dchild=1&keywords=Angry+Toaster&sr=8-2&tag=thehuffingtop-20 The Fruit Basket Set (Get a healthy serving of vitamin D with the Emojibator™ fruit basket bundle. In this set, you'll receive all classic fruit/veggie vibrators including the Eggplant, Banana, Chili Pepper, & Pickle) - 10 vibration settings that always hit the spot, Medical-grade, body-safe silicone, Waterproof for bath & shower play, 1-year warranty) https://emojibator.com/collections/bundles/products/the-fruit-basket-set Valentines Microbes Love Plush Bouquet Chlamydia Herpes STD Disease This bouquet featuring stuffed versions of the microbes for herpes and chlamydia may give you the opening for a conversation you probably should have had already https://www.ebay.com/itm/Valentines-Microbes-Love-Plush-Bouquet-Chlamydia-Herpes-STD-Disease-Think-Geek-/202637249186 The Dripstick Sex is fun, but cleaning up after a romp can kill the mood. The Dripstick is an easy way of handling a messy situation. https://awkwardessentials.com/ Autoblow https://autoblow.com/ “Our team of scientists used machine learning to analyze hundreds of hours of blowjob videos to discover the techniques that are the building blocks of blowjobs. We programmed the Autoblow AI to give blowjobs using techniques learned from the films, so that you can experience pleasure the same way it's given in real life.” Vimeo Commercial https://player.vimeo.com/video/360874620 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

In this episode during Love in the Time of the ‘Rona, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the Travel Channel casting stereotypes, fat man stereotypes, the latest TikTok fails from red light silhouettes to the burnt orange COVID remedy, hosting CDC compliant COVID friendly Superbowl orgies and more. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com/watch), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tv (https://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves) - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://discord.com/invite/dpGVBcy). Follow me on Twitter to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message

This week's episode starts with Pandemic TV remorse as we discuss the docuseries Dangerous Grounds as we talk coffee infused beer with a twist of Icelandic Raege, a side order of smoked sheep's head and an app to prevent cousin kissing in Iceland. We also talk hacks to the video game Cyberpunk 2077 which allows people to have in game sex with Johnny Silverhand (voiced by Keanu Reeves), the University of Texas suggesting students wear masks while masturbating and the latest fashion "icon" Ella Emhoff who has yet to finish her first year at Parsons. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The Joculation podcast is available across all major podcast platforms. If you would like to experience the live interactive social broadcast of Joculation in its entirety, you can catch Joculation every Friday night 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mountain Time (10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Eastern Time) at MSP Waves (https://mspwaves.com/watch), Theta.tv (https://www.theta.tv/mspwaves), VIMM.tvhttps://www.vimm.tv/msp-waves - or join the audience in the Circle of Intimacy in the Peace, Abundance and Liberty Discord Server (https://discord.com/invite/dpGVBcy). Follow me on Twitter to keep up to date with all things LP and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lpfaust/message