The Hawk Morning Show Podcast

Happy Friday! Today we started things out high on basketball, despite it being the USA's first match in the World Cup tonight (more on that later). A carjacker made a rather odd pitstop in the middle of his crime spree, some poor Granny went to TikTok to complain about being kicked out of her nursing home for partying, and we learned about the infamous soccer announcer Andres Cantor and how he gears up for his legendary goal calls. John Cleese takes a swipe at us Yanks when it comes to soccer, and we all fessed up to who our "hall pass" is! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apologies for no podcast yesterdaym our freaking server went down on the one day I booked a surprise in-studio guest! (It was Duffy, for those wondering) Today we reacted to the unbelievable comeback the Knicks pulled on the Spurs in the NBA Finals, some teen burned a bra rack at Walmart, another dude somehow attended the wrong wedding, and Coors has released a truly absurd beer for the World Cup! We visited the doctor with comedian Brian Regan, and hit the phones to hear about the OPPOSITE of Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, when it comes to weddings...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taco Tuesday is upon us! And there's perhaps the most confusing political race in history happening in Alaska right now. The KISS kids formed their own band (and they're pretty good!), there was a massive bourbon theft in Philly, the World Cup begins here later this week, Dave got philosophical about being in his early 40s, and with Masters of the Universe premiering in theaters this past weekend, it was fitting to talk about the torture we put our action figures and dolls through as kids! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back in action for another work week, and today was the welcome return of our favorite lawman - Sheriff Grady Judd! Nicolas Cage has a new TV show, and you may be surprised to know it's not his first. What happens when Johnny Cash covers Vanilla Ice? You'll find out! It's National Best Friends Day, an adopted cat had a surprise in her litter for her owners, and we hit the phones to get all the juicy gossip on your office romances! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today on the show we heard about a server at Olive Garden who experienced the highest of highs, then the lowest of lows. Bret Michaels' daughter explained what it was like growing up with a rock star dad, AC/DC has gone polka, and we celebrated National Donut Day! Did you know your attractiveness may be determined by the month you were born in?? Plus, Dave's Kindergartener suffered a big meltdown after his Mother's Day gift was spoiled, so listeners chimed in with the reasons their kids flipped out over little things that were HUGE to them! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A new record has been set, and if you have little kids, they'd be amazed. Speaking of which, beware of AI chatbots! A Mickey impersonator pranked another one to do battle, we celebrated National Cheese Day, and hit the phones to hear the weirdest things you've found for sale online! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had a fun one today, starting out the show with a girl who spent weeks sweating in her car with no reason to! "Hood jars" are all the rage right now, and flooding social media feeds everywhere. Keystone Light has a bold promotion for America's 250th birthday, and Dave's fridge died in the worst month possible. But the big topic today came from X, where a woman's tweet about being propositioned by a tech at Valvoline has the internet at each other's throats! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Leave Work Early Day! You're excused. Some family is reeling over the wrong body being found in father's casket, a woman made a movie review of the new Star Wars movie with no knowledge of the franchise, there's a new career website you may be interested in if you're a slacker, and there's a little kid out there who means business if you mess with his Granny! We also hit the phones to hear what led to you being knocked unconscious! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back in action on a gorgeous Monday! Today we kicked things off with a little girl who made her grandma feel very old, some guy was banned from Six Flags parks for a stunt involving chicken nuggets, a live taste test went viral from the Cincinnati Reds announcer booth, there's a new service out there to help you afford concert tickets, and today is the day for coin flips. Plus, we hit the phones to hear about your most mortifying misspellings in texts! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today we started things off with some bloopers from the tv news realm, kids invented a new way to "couch surf" and it's getting them injured, a cop was not nearly as embarrassed as he should have been when it came to what he thought he saw, and the Scripps Spelling Bee just aired last night. The Freedom 250 concert for America's birthday is facing some challenges, and we hit the phones to hear what unique expertise you have, that no one else in the audience does! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was a very music-heavy show today, topic-wise, but we started off in Florida where a thief broke into a store to steal Pokemon cards with a chainsaw! A couple musicians without instruments showed off their skills in a parking garage, we celebrated National Burger Day with some awful dad jokes, discovered a family that harmonizes at the pump, and traded theories on why modern music is so soulless and flat-out BAD these days! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Midweek already, and we started with a semi-explanation for Rick's most recent absence from the show. Turns out soccer hooligans can be useful, a grandpa failed at ordering from Taco Bell, a TikTokker was super excited about her theory on why we experience deja vu, and be careful you don't leave mayo on your roof (it could get a lot of attention)! RFK Jr. posted a wild video of himself wrangling snakes on Dr. Oz's patio, and with school winding down right now we all shared our first summer jobs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back from our 3-day weekend, and kicked things off with the world's most confusing order at a McDonald's drive-thru. Tipping has jumped the shark so hard, now self-service kiosks are expecting them. Hooters is going through a rebrand, we recapped Memorial Day weekend as if it was a sports broadcast, and hit the phones to hear about the worst tattoos out there! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today Dave paid respects to the winningest driver in NASCAR who suddenly passed away, he found some dude online who wants nothing to do with Memorial Day parties, another guy did a great set of speed impressions of celebrities grilling, and Dave even tacked on a Rick impression! If you're a parent right now, the end of the school year probably has you frazzled, and in honor of King Charles we shared our stories about getting pooped on! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was a solo show today with Dave behind the mic, and things started off in a city council meeting with Flava Flav! "Tarps off" is the new trend in major league baseball. Temu is now selling meats, there's some value destinations for this weekend if gas is too expensive for a road trip, Dave's got a fancy date night tonight at the FREDDY Awards, and we got another listener voice text! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hump Day! And we started off with a new record set by the man who attempts one every week. We met the "Lawn Queen," heard about a delivery of pool noodles that was shocking, some poor baby was birthed in court as his mother was in handcuffs, and if gas prices are getting too hard to handle we may have a solution. Plus, a new Billy Joel biopic is in the works and he's not happy about it, and we hit the phones to hear what movies you walked out on! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's that timer of year that commencement speeches start going viral, a dog discovered a knack for playing a certain kind of piano, Rick almost fell for a fake video about a crazed HOA president, it's Barber Mental Health Awareness Day, and we hit the phones to finish the sentence, "You know you've been married a while when ___________?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to work! Dave recapped the PGA Championship which just wrapped up in Philly, there was a very hyped MMA fight that didn't last long, WayMo cars are going haywire again, male cleavage is getting popular in the fashion world, and if you're a struggling graduate there's a new medication that may help! Plus, with the end of school approaching we hit the phones to hear your best school pranks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today we listened to the underwhelming announcement of the Eagles schedule, we found a rather bold husband who is playing with fire, we learned a lot about horses and a strange connection between Joe Pesci and Jimi Hendrix, and even got sent a song from a listener! And, we posed the question: if you were to move away from the area, what food would you miss the most?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thirsty Thursday on the show and today we heard about women's flip-flop frustration with men. Some Florida woman stole a Red Bull truck! CBS may need to hire a new cameraman, it's National Dog Bonding Day, the hottest debate in the country right now is whether data centers should be built in cities, and we found out Patti has gotten multiple tickets from police in the SAME DAY. Have you?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave was back from the grounds of the PGA Championship outside of Philly and gave a full report! Some school burglars stole some rather strange items in Florida, we discovered what "car ranch" is, we have a song to dispel any panic over hantavirus, some woman just set the record for winnings on The Price Is Right, and we got another listener voicemail in need of advice! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back at it, after a weekend where Rick was in hiccup hell. So we used the power of radio to get the best cures! The person you least expected sang the National Anthem at a minor league baseball game, Pokemon products are getting ridiculous, and thieves are going to new lengths to steal gas from cars. Plus, we talked the recently released UFO files from the government that we're not all that wowwed by. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today we talked about fights breaking out between gators in Florida homes, and the big one coming up on the White House lawn. A man is suing a body donation company for what they did to his mom, donkey basketball is back as a fundraiser, Guns N Roses is covering a song we did not see coming, and we hit the phones to hear you describe your marriage in just 4 words! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we learned what "dry humping" is in baseball, a drunkard ruined a surprise party, a Karen attacked a Corvette, Philly has a new legend thanks to a local news interview, and it's National Nurses Week so we hit the phones to hear your craziest nursing stories! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick returned this morning and the boys told the story of "paying it forward" mixed with revenge, there's new Barbie stamps coming to the post office, it's International No Diet Day, and also Cinco de Seis! There's some rather odd mixes of bands from the 80s touring together this summer, and we hit the phones to hear about the shortest-lived marriages you know of! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick conveniently took off for Cinco de Mayo, so Dave held down the (Mexican) fort and featured a very dumb friend, assimilated a very confused British woman in the States, shared Matthew McConaughey's margarita recipe, and even got Barry Manilow in the mix of celebration! Speaking of which, it's a holiday for teachers as well, and Mother's Day is approaching so it was time to share stories about pissing her off! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back in action on a Monday, and we reacted to a rather wild Kentucky Derby! Florida alligators are wreaking havoc on the highways, David Lee Roth is covering a very odd song lately, and May the 4th be with you! Spirit Airlines is no more, and Dave's been suffering from sticker shock at restaurants lately so we went to the phones to find out the most reasonable places to take your family to eat these days! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was a "Free-for-all Friday" and most of the show was turned over to the audience request line, but we did have time to hear Dave's Kentucky Derby picks! A farmer went to extreme measures after his rooster fell in a lake, 97-year-old Jeopardy announcer Johnny Gilbert recited pop songs, the world's biggest nut got our attention, and we discovered perhaps the most devious revenge a wife has ever gotten! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick returned! And today we found out "butt cramps" are plaguing big leagers, "fecesing" is a problem in Florida, and people really fell for sharks in the Great Lakes. There was a stampede of stranded passengers on a tarmac in France, "fart salads" are trending on TikTok, and apparently King Charles is related to President Trump?! So we hit the phones to hear what famous people YOU are related to! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick's still out, so Dave cohosted with a bunch of animals today (story-wise). Some woman swarmed cops with bees while being evicted, a seagull screeching competition just took place, and a T-Rex caught on fire in Kansas! A TikTokker went over the most cringe-inducing phrases Millennials need to let go of, we talked the Michael Jackson documentary that is crushing at the box office, then hit the phones to hear your wildest stories from the delivery room! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick was out sick and Dave made sure to salute the school bus drivers out there, for putting up with all those crazy kids! And speaking of kids, one did a whiskey experiment in science class. A guy on TikTok summed up what it's like to raise twins, the Scarface mansion just hit the real estate market, there's two types of women when it comes to cravings, and people called in with what the most brutal punishment would be for them these days as an adult! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back at it! Today we celebrated Babe Ruth Day and talked about the Wayne Gretzky jersey that just sold for almost $3 million. Cyndi Lauper was rudely interrupted by a bachelor party at her Vegas residency, a Chinese food restaurant was busted for roadkill, and there's been rumors swirling about a Chipotle subscription service. We also hit the phones to hear the one thing you would choose to have free for life if you could! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is "Take Your Child To Work Day" so Dave brought his nine-year-old James back to co-host the entire show! We tested the audience to see if they were smarter than him, took the disgusting Beanboozled challenge, and played off the Newlywed Game to see how well Dave knows his son...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The World Cup is coming to Philly and the price gouging is insane! Jeff Bezos's rocket has a problem being premature, Barilla released a fun way to make your pasta, and with TV sweeps taking a break, get ready for all the awful replacement shows. ESPN is planning their own version of Jeopardy, and we got another listener voice text with a messy problem at home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we had a slew of random stories, from an emergency hot air balloon landing to a million bees who got loose on the highway! A cruise passenger won a lawsuit for being served too much tequila, other cruise passengers were not so lucky with their destination be rerouted. Women are getting wacky with their wine drinking, and we hit the phones to hear what your last petty argument with your significant other was about! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back in action! We celebrated every stoner's favorite holiday, heard about a smash and grab with a twist, Amazon drones may want to reconsider their current policies, and Spirit Airlines has declared bankruptcy again. Seeing as it's 4/20, there's a new food delivery service you may wanna use, and we hit the phones to have some fun playing the "Florida Man Challenge!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today we heard what dentists recommend as far as brushing before or after coffee, some pilots have been reprimanded by the FAA for their cockpit radio antics, and a grandma was thought dead only to be found gaming! A lot of people are turning to AI to diagnosis their health woes, we paid one last tribute to the least interesting man in the world, and hit the phones to hear what your ex or spouse would be if they were represented by a store! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we heard a rather creative excuse for speeding from a Florida woman, scientists are saying human pee can be used as fertilizer, a lazy beaver has been driving a store crazy, and DoorDash Silver may be the next side hustle for any seniors out there! We paid tribute to the least interesting men out there once again, and hit the phones to hear the thing you LEAST expected about adulthood! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is the big deadline for taxes, we discovered the king of beers across the pond, there's a new cereal on the market whose main ingredient is meat, and an Icelandic pilot celebrated his final day in the cockpit in a rather extreme way! TikTokkers have gotten a taste for mini clay pots, and we hit the phones to debate the most contentious pronunciations in the English language! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today was a first, hearing the National Anthem whistled at a ballgame. Some guy has been treating his parrot like a fish, the Rock Hall inductees were announced, and the crunch is on for Tax Day tomorrow! We found an interesting dating survey, and despite normally getting listener email with problems to solve, today it was a voicemail! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave was grumpy about Rory winning The Masters again, but at least there was plenty of comedy relief. We got the audio from that neighbor brawl involving the star of Reacher, cowboys are going digital, and it's National Scrabble Day! The Stones just released new music under their alias, and we talked a poor guy at a Tampa Bay Rays game that pants'd himself going after a foul ball! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today we talked about a baseball game that was more of a hot dog festival, Dave gave his take on Round 1 at The Masters, and we added another reason not to fly to our list! Some people believe the Artemis II mission is a hoax, perhaps the grossest date ever just happened in Greece, and if you're headed to Coachella, we have a survival kit you may be interested in! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the start of The Masters! And someone just pranked Augusta National Golf Club. A news reporter had a live report from a seafood place go wrong, a California man thought he found a way to beat high gas prices, and rubbing sugar on your butt is gaining popularity thanks to TikTok! Some woman gave birth at a hockey game, and we all dreamt up what we'd serve on our Masters menu had we won the golf tournament.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hump Day! If you're a Lakers fan, it's been a rough week. If you're a golf fan, it's the best week! We discovered why the car in front of you at the drive-thru takes forever, we got a taste of Sebastian Bach fronting Twisted Sister, and those parents who allowed their toddler to sneak into the Hershey zoo wolf pen just got charged! Joey Chestnut went up against four Tampa Bay Bucs lineman in a cake-eating competition, and we tried to solve another listener dilemma! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well Michigan won it all in the NCAA basketball tourney, Dave is hoping to win it all with his Masters bets, and the Statue of Liberty is getting harder to see! Some guy in the UK has been serenading his apartment building in a unique way, we celebrated National Beer Day, and shared our childhood punishments! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to work! Dave is in all his glory this week as the 90th Masters golf tournament approaches, there's been more problems with Waymo autonomous cars, some Irishman wants to own the first bar on the moon, and Easter injuries are on the rise! There's now a handbag for (extremely rich) dinosaur lovers, and we hit the phones to hear about gifts that you never got to using! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good Friday! We had a lot of fun, heading into Easter break with more fallout from Tiger Woods' latest car crash to a prank Wolfgang Van Halen played on his audience this week. The Artemis II crew had a problem with their toilet, Kristi Noem's husband (and his boobs) have been unavoidable this week, and there's some rather odd Easter bunnies hopping around lately. We also hit the phones to hear the strangest place you've relieved yourself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we learned that "rock, paper, scissors" is a really big deal in Japan, there's a new app that provides a lawyer if you get pulled over by police, we ran down the list of the best corporate pranks for April Fools' Day, the largest cruise ship ever sets off on its maiden voyage today, and we hit the phones to hear your opinion on what technology has ruined! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hump Day! The Tiger Woods saga continues, as cops confirmed what we were all thinking. There's a new piece of Mets merch that the Sopranos would love, a Florida man turned into a literal coke head, and the star of Reacher is back in the news again showing his softer side! With gas prices spiking, people are once again siphoning it. If you fall for any April Fools pranks today, there's a way to recover. And we got another listener email from a guy whose wife still hangs with her ex! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We put Dave to the test with isolated drum tracks today, but can't post licensed music on the pod so you're getting a shorty today! Tiger Woods is actually profiting from his latest DUI, some guy found a genius way to prank McDonald's, Will Ferrell was on a podcast and left the host speechless with his parenting style, and there's a new side hustle out there for people taking advantage of airport chaos. Plus, a hapless fiance attempted a marriage proposal on a cruise but the employees screwed it up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back, and the Final Four is set in college basketball! There's a new way to make your computer sound horny, a robot in Chicago failed spectacularly, and Tiger Woods' history repeated itself in a most embarrassing way. Cocaine-fueled sharks are swimming in the Caribbean, and we had one heated debate today over the proper way to mount toilet paper! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.