The Hawk Morning Show Podcast

We woke up to a massive explosion that happened overnight at a SpaceX launch. Some unwitting guy's ex-fiancee managed to marry him behind his back, some women were injured by a giant taco that landed on them, and Rick wants to send kids to Camp Labor! We celebrated National Eat An Oreo Day (shameless, Nabisco) and we hit the phones to find out what, besides work, would you like to NEVER do again?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hump Day! Today we talked about how having a hockey champ in Florida just feels wrong, Ozzy's DNA is now on the market thanks to Liquid Death, and The Beatles' offspring collaborated on a song. There's a new Naked Gun movie coming out, this time starring Liam Neeson. The latest coffee study is out, this time claiming black coffee is best for you. And we hit the phones to hear the one sound that sets your dog off! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick returned! And he noticed something we definitely do better than Ohio. That toilet flowers lady on TikTok apparently inspired the whole world to adopt her gardening method, we found another ridiculous wardrobe choice for court, and Generation Z wants an area to hook-up in the workplace. We read our Penny Power peeves, and had a shoutout of our own in the latest issue! And we hit the phones to hear the moment you realized you turned into your parents. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick flew the coop to spend Father's Day weekend in Cleveland, so Dave was solo with plenty of content for the dads out there! It started out with what NOT to do with your kids on vacation, Hollywood hunk Gerard Butler has something gross in common with Dave, a cool uncle joined his nephew on a drive-thru prank, and it didn't take long for Dave to absorb a dad JOKE today... about his camo shirt. He also hit the phones to hear the worst / most ideal Father's Day gifts! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we found a Guinness World Record that made Dave jealous, rich people have been attending "water tastings," we prepped for receiving homemade or lackluster dad gifts, and Hallmark is teaming up with 23&Me for a dad gift that could really shake things up. Plus, we got another listener email!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we hit a ton of content, from Aaron Rodgers secret marriage to that meth-smoking raccoon back in the news! A woman got kicked out of virtual court for being a slob, people are debating the ideal sunscreen, and it's National Corn on the Cob Day! We also hit the phones to hear the sounds that kids these days will likely not know or ever hear! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we heard the fallout from a rather disgusting high school prank involving baseball teams. In what seems like a scene out of a movie, a woman was rescued, thanks to a shrewd Jersey Mike's employee. Canada is having weddings for cows now, we shared our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and hit the phones to hear who is suffering from a newly discovered condition called misophonia! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to the grind! Today we heard about an interesting offer proposed to running back Derrick Henry, from Adam Sandler?! There was a Bigfoot sighting in Michigan recently, which could be beneficial to local stoners. Rick is headed to visit his grandkids this weekend, but Patti demands he take care of something first. Starbucks is back in the news with another PR nightmare, and we hit the phones today to hear what your AOL screen name was from back in the 90s! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we found out Aaron Rodgers is set to be a Steeler, those stolen Heart guitars were found already, and we celebrated National Donut Day! Of course, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and held a Great Banana Debate, as a new poll showed more and more people are peeling theirs from the bottom side! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick was back, and the boys covered a truly unbelievable story from a golf course in South Carolina. Natty Light has a new product for Father's Day, a law in Texas can't be serious, and Rick's wife Patti needs to stop relying on TikTok doctors. Back To The Future just celebrated its 40th anniversary and wants its guitar back! And we got another listener email, this time in need of future parenting advice...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick wasn't feeling so hot, so Dave was flying solo today, and tackled yet another story about an exotic animal that got loose! There's some interesting murder news, involving an actor and an infamous killer, herself, who just got out on parole after 55 years. Arnold Schwarzenegger is aghast at something his son did on film. Pitchfork ranked the top summer concert tours to look forward to, people are apparently slathering beef tallow on themselves in lieu of sunscreen, and Dave hit the phones to hear not the best beer brands, but the best time... to drink one! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Saquon Barkley's iconic backwards hurdle made the cover of the new Madden video game, which has Eagles fans divided. An ironic discovery was made in the aftermath of a house fire, a new wine hack is trending on TikTok, and it's flight attendants going crazy this time in the not-so-friendly skies. We found our Penny Power "Peeve of the Week," and hit the phones for a hypothetical question: If you got paid $10 every time you annoyed someone, what would your job be?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back in action, after a weekend where Dave hit a local festival that included goat-snuggling! Millions of bees spilled out into the highway in Washington recently, a snake got the best of a man in Thailand, and we discovered the ideal place for Millennial moms to take a break. And with the time of year, a lot of college kids will be looking for summer work, so we hit the phones to hear your crappiest summer job! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday, already! A new world record was set that we have NO interest in attempting, a woman claims her man's gas is responsible for a 7-year sinus infection, and Dave is at his wit's end trying to get his puppy to poop in the rain. We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and hit the phones for "Finish the line Friday!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we learned that Tom Brady is opening his own museum, Terry Bradshaw went off on Aaron Rodgers, the stories are piling up for why we have no interest in flying these days, and Arby's is introducing steak nuggets! Plus, we got a listener email from a dad who's in a dilemma over charging his daughter rent since she graduated college. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we kicked things off by celebrating National Hamburger Day, heard about Southwest introducing baggage fees for the first time, and according to certain scientists, penguin poop may save the planet. We read the latest Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and found a fascinating study that narrowed down drunk personality types to 4 categories. Which one are you?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back after Memorial Day weekend, where a new popcorn record was set! A girl who has been in the news a lot lately may be in the boxing ring soon, a 13-year-old girl taught a would-be attacker a lesson, and the "Sweet Dreams Prank" has taken over TikTok. And a new survey came out that got our attention, involving whether it's appropriate to use coupons on a first date. We got your take! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Tom Brady is considering coming out of retirement to play AGAIN, a felon made a costly mistake after attempting the "One Chip Challenge," and we found the perfect gift for the graduate in your life. We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and played another "Fill in the line Friday" dealing with how your vacation got ruined!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick returned this morning, and the boys discovered a news anchor with some literal breaking news. The Eagles' "tush push" will NOT be going away anytime soon, and some sweet old lady on TikTok has introduced the world to her unconventional garden. And could you describe your perfect partner in just two words? Lots of listeners did today! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave was back to his one-man show today, with Rick waking up early to be poked and prodded by the doc, so he kicked things off with 5 fun facts (with an assist from his son). He TRIED to get his first taste of Dave's Hot Chicken over the weekend, and discovered multiple pizza hacks to sop up the oil (even Paris Hilton checked in). And with the nice Spring weather lately, the bees are back! So he hit the phones to hear everyone's horror stories involving getting stung! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we learned about Bacon beer, Tamagotchis are back featuring Peanuts characters, and an Australian phone pranker got what he bargained for! We also celebrated National Streaming Day, aired our Penny Power "Peeve of the Week," and hit the phones to hear what you purchased while drunk! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had a packed show for a Monday, talking everything from sports winners and losers, to Hulk Hogan wanting to buy Hooters, the crazy accident involving a ship floating into the Brooklyn Bridge, and why it's been a really bad week for professional drummers. Speaking of drummers getting into trouble, our very own Dave found some with his FAMILY this weekend, after getting kicked out of a local brewery! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! We talked the full Eagles schedule which was released, a groom hatched a revenge plot for his wife at their wedding, and if you're gonna tow a car it's best to call the professionals. Dave had an INSANE experience with his puppy this week that you won't believe. Well, maybe you will, a lot of people have stories about the incredibly stupid things their pets have done. And of course, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we found out since Pete Rose is dead, he's forgiven. An Amazon driver got fired for her "special" delivery which was caught on camera. Tourists in St. Martin have been getting blasted on the beach - and not in the way you might think. And yesterday's show was actually a prophecy, when it comes to mob musicals! Plus, we hit the phones, to ironically talk about phones... and whether they survived being lost or not. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning our main bit was feeding Dave isolated drum tracks to identify for "Dave's Beatdown," and we don't want any lawsuits over playing music on the pod, so excuse the shortness! But we CAN play you the latest adventure of coach Bill Belichick - this time at his 24 year old's Miss Maine beauty pageant! And mob musicals are apparently a thing, plus there's a mom and pop business that caught our attention in Indiana...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we came back to work and got the news Cody Chestnut had a lot to eat for Mother's Day weekend! Yes, another record smashed. And with the new Pope being American, it certainly didn't take long for good old-fashioned capitalism to capitalize on it. Plus, something happened to Rick's buddy recently that he wishes he could unsee. So we hit the phones to hear what you accidentally walked in on! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fun show today! We started out by hearing about a trend involving students with Chromebooks, some guy in Chicago had an interesting method for dealing with squatters, and we shared what mom REALLY wants for Mother's Day. But most importantly, we've become obsessed with the revelations offered by a former government official on a podcast, surrounding secret underground cities all over the country! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we found a truly insane (and trashy) story involving a car stop, a raccoon, and meth! People are suing Burger King for exaggerating their size, and people's puppy talk has gotten out of hand. We also shared how got in trouble at school, then hit the phones to hear more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we got some words of wisdom on his new book, Hulk Hogan weighed in on the gorilla debate, and some 2nd grader ordered a few too many lollipops! A sheriff in Florida turned his press conference on criminals into a stand-up routine, we read our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and paid our respects to Skype, which officially bit the dust. We also confessed to the grossest thing we've ever done. Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we finally got Mike Tyson's take on who would win in the 100 men vs. a gorilla fight, some dad made a miracle catch at a Yankees game with his daughter hiding his eyes, and "barebacking" on trains is increasingly popular. A community in Florida has been terrorized by a man tossing groceries through people's windows, and it's Cinco de Mayo (which we explained for the 80% of younger people who don't understand it). Plus, Dave got called out by his wife for a habit he thought was completely normal! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! This weekend will be the 151st running of the Kentucky Derby, so we took a look at the odds and talked the horses we'll be betting. The internet has become consumed by a hypothetical question, so we finally gave in and debated it! Who would win in a fight between 100 men against a gorilla?? We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and it's a local woman! Plus, we once again played "Fill in the blank Friday" with listeners on the phone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning Rick had a story for the bird nerd on the show, we discovered somebody who's essentially cheating at pickleball, and another money truck dropped a load in public! With weather looking iffy for Saturday, we made a decision on the Spring Cleaning Yard Sale (it's still on!) and we hit the phones to hear what oldschool slang or phrases you still use! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we started the show from the dugout at an Orioles game where they probably shouldn't have left a microphone open. A mystery has been solved in Massachusetts, when it comes to cars being damaged. Australia is fast becoming the new Florida, as we have yet another wacky story going viral from there - this time involving being struck by lightning! And a Brinks truck spilled out over $300,000 in a Chicago suburb, so we asked the audience what they would do if they came upon it?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we learned a fun fact about beavers, talked about the PR nightmare unfolding for NFL legend Bill Belichick and his 50-years-younger girlfriend, and even visited the new store "Tariff Joe's." Plus we jinxed ourselves with the topic of brain farts, seeing as our broadcast suffered from one, but we recovered to hit the phones and hear YOUR most embarrassing brain farts ever! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we discovered our new favorite sporting event! A bored dad created a masterpiece with his son's Legos, the Rock Hall of Fame announced this year's inductees, and 5 Hour Energy is getting in on the hot sauce game. We also hit the phones to find out how your ex became your ex! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today we talked about the Eagles 1st round draft pick, another Waymo ride from hell, and a new ad from the American Wood Council advising calm over the tariffs. We also crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and shared what we believe to be the greatest movie lines in history for "Fill in the blank Friday!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Take Your Child To Work Day and Dave's 8-year-old James woke up earlier than ever before to join us for the show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last night Shaquille O'Neal had a bathroom emergency in the middle of his basketball broadcast, Walmart is now putting anti-theft devices on their meats, and Rick has turned on those Australian twins who went viral for their in-unison interview. There's a clever call in sick trick making the rounds on Reddit, and we hit the phones to see if anyone could top Rick for most smart electronic devices in their home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had a ton of topics today! Is NASCAR going to one day go electric? There's identical twins in Australia who've gone viral for an interview, and cops in Montana got busted themselves, for playing "crime bingo." The Ice Bucket Challenge is back, and we found our Penny Power "Peeve of the Week!" We also received a listener email about an issue over Easter at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Whose side are you on?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With Easter coinciding with 4/20, there were lots of high times across the country this weekend - and even one for Dave's puppy! It was the 250th anniversary of the Revolutionary War and a commemoration ceremony suffered a major failure, plus it's "Egg Fart Monday." We also talked about habits we have that are often times subconscious and extremely hard to break! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good Friday! Today we learned some parents feel like Easter is becoming as big of a deal as Christmas, the "Tiger King" has an Easter message for the masses, and police in Seattle are asking for volunteers to get high! 4/20 lands on Easter, after all, shouldn't be hard. We tried to support our local Peeps population, and had fun with another "Fill in the blank Friday!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we started the show with a bonk to the head, heard about a couple pulled over for speeding to their wedding, a scary plane ride thanks to a rabbit, and a restaurant in Indiana who charges a "bitching fee." Piggybacking yesterday's show, we found a guy who didn't tear up at his wedding, but he did watching The Masters. And Jeff Bezos faceplant has been all over the internet this week, so we hit the phones to hear how YOU embarrassed yourself and fell face-first! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We'd rather have dead air than what was broadcast at a major league baseball game the other day. The two most popular Kansas City Chiefs have started their very own steakhouse, and people have become obsessed with pickle-flavored everything! Legendary game show host Wink Martindale passed away, and Dave found himself unexpectedly crying this week (not about Wink). So we hit the phones to hear other people fessing up to being a big mush outta nowhere! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we learned that crosswalks in Silicon Valley have been hacked to share messages from tech overlords, a mysterious object fell from the sky in Jersey through an autobody shop, and we shared our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week!" We also stumbled on a Reddit thread asking people the one thing (besides work) that people NEVER want to do again...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back at it! Today we met the modern Ferris Bueller, who went to great lengths to skip school and attend a sleepover. The world's widest mouth has been discovered, a new gum claims to cure herpes, and Rick had fun trolling Dave over his advice to take Rory for The Masters, then not following through with it himself! We also hit the phones to hear your stories of times you were suddenly left naked in the wild! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We packed a lot of stuff into one show! Dave hit a massive bet already in The Masters (which he regrets not sharing), some amateur there took relief in a most disrespectful way, and the Minecraft movie madness continues! Today we learned how mean geese can get, couldn't believe the ad campaign for a new drink, and crowned our "Asshat of the Week." We also took it easy for the phone topic and simply made you fill in the blank! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning Dave was absolutely giddy, because it is the dawn of his annual holy event in golf - The Masters. Rick found a restaurant in Thailand he has no interest in, there was a crazy accident at a funeral in Philly, and scientists have brought back the dire wolf from extinction... kind of. Dave shared his picks for The Masters, and we even got a song parody from a fellow fan in the audience! We also hit the phones to hear how your "sexy time" got rudely interrupted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave had a sweaty night with the NCAA Championship, but his Florida squad pulled it out! The new Minecraft movie has become infamous for a certain scene making audience freak out, and Dolly Parton just announced a collab with a Kardashian for new jeans. You can soon own a robot horse, Miller High Life is releasing a beer vinyl, and speaking of the frosty beverage, we hit the phones to hear what celebrity you'd love to have a drink with! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning our phone system went out, so we dug up every wacky story in the news possible! Dave is set to make some money tonight in college basketball, there was more madness in the sky, and a guy created an AI lawyer to defend himself in court. It's Dave's "holy week" with The Masters beginning on Thursday, shared our Penny Power "Peeve(s) of the Week," and heard about a real life Speedy Gonzalez! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today we talked Rick's rough afternoon, Sharon Osbourne's plans for an Ozzy hologram ALREADY, another ash eater in the UK, and what to do about your 23&Me genetic data. We also of course crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and hit the phones to find out the one thing you can't live without! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we were disturbed by a new study on people's bathroom habits while driving, move over eggs - there's a new hot food commodity being stolen, and some poor woman in Pennsylvania lost her winning lottery ticket! Huggies is releasing a new product called the "poop poncho," and we shared how we met our spouses, then hit the phones to hear the most interesting stories of how you found love! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.