The Hawk Morning Show Podcast

Back to the grind! Rick is off in Grandpa land down South, so Dave was riding solo and kicked things off with a football recap. The new Springsteen biopic was just released, which called for a pop quiz. Some guy in Florida has the neighborhood in an uproar thanks to his spicy Halloween decorations, and there's a store you may want to avoid if you intend to offend! Dave's family carved pumpkins over the weekend, and his youngest son became attached to a bug in the backyard, so the phones lit up with other strange bonds your kids have made in the past! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday! Have you seen any Black Friday sales being advertised?? You probably will soon. Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" against the spread for Week 8 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week" and hit the phones to kiss and tell! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we talked Starbucks introducing AI to predict your coffee needs, some guy literally put a 2 carat diamond in his fake eye, "scream clubs" are trending, birthrates in the US are not, and Hallmark is hoping to make Halloween less lonely. Plus, we took another real-life case to "Listeners' Court!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kicked off the show in a rather disgusting way, then heard the latest (and most predictable) excuse for that airliner that was damaged last week. A musician who's played countless weddings did a perfect parody of every bridesmaid's speech ever, a new survey found the loneliest day of the year (and it's not what you expect), and some YouTube channel has been funkifying classic rock songs. We also shared the oldschool appliance or technology that we still use to this day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taco Tuesday! But we didn't head to Mexico, quite the opposite in fact. Canada is headed to the World Series for the first time in over 30 years. Our favorite lawman returned, Kohler is now selling a toilet with a camera inside it, and we read our Penny Power peeves of the week! We also had an extra bold listener who called us about a problem at work...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back at it! The Birds got back to winning ways, and so did Dave with his "Pigskin Picks," some woman has made a cookbook from recipes inscribed on gravestones, and "space debris" hit at airliner at 36,000 feet! GrubHub is now offering "snooze insurance," and we did a bed check to see how often people change their sheets! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Halloween is approaching, so today we talked candy, and the differences between how men and women approach it. Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 7 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and shared our costumes for this Halloween season! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick returned! Today we laughed about a handful of baseball players refusing to stay with their team at a certain hotel in Milwaukee, some poor guy had his car stolen by his first date, and gorillas are going wild! We did our best to promote American wood, celebrated National Bosses Day, and in the spirit of Alec Baldwin hit the phones to hear what partner's possessions you've ruined!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave was hosting solo again, and kicked things off by stopping by the Alec Baldwin Driving Academy! A TikTokker is calling out The Gap for mortifying her with their new pants. A man went balistic when his wife didn't want to go to Chili's, and Kim Kardashian's new underwear is beyond ridiculous. Dave found his perfect car, and a new survey shows that Baby Boomers are now renting in droves, which could lead to some rather strange living arrangements. Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave was flying solo today and talked about the Alec Baldwin car crash and his rather ridiculous explanation for it. Another World Record has been broken! Be careful tossing your cheeseburger out the window, and it's time National Face Your Fears Day. Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to have Freddie Mercury as your neighbor? You'll get a taste of that in here. Plus, we took a couple of real-life cases of outrageous Halloween decorators to "Listeners' Court!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back at it! Today we recapped Week 6 in the NFL, heard about a flyaway pumpkin, some guy decided to decorate for Halloween with local elected officials, and Airheads has a very odd new product up for grabs. A new survey says most Americans are open to weddings being sponsored, and we hit the phones to hear what things you've left on your roof by accident! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's probably one of the worst morning afters in Philly sports history, but we powered through! A news station fell for a hilariously stupid story, Dave made his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 6 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and hit the phones to hear what smell bothers you the most! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we kicked off the show with some extreme baby talk, Dave gave his "Pigskin Pick" for the Birds on Thursday Night Football tonight, we learned of the world's most expensive burger, and hit the phones to debate a viral confrontation at a restaurant! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick found an AI video that he literally cannot stop watching, Tyra Banks came out with the wackiest idea for a new dessert, Busch Light came out with a wacky idea for a promotion, and it's Pet Obesity Awareness Day. The newest rankings for worst city in America to commute to are out, and someone Dave knows got busted by a bus! We debated the incident on today's show...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thoughts and prayers to anyone who bet on the Chiefs last night... we talked about the wild ending to Monday Night Football! A woman in Florida got icky with her revenge on an ex. Rush has announced they're touring again, and their new drummer truly is a shocker! Plus, we celebrated National Forgiveness Day and peeled back the pages of the Penny Power once again for our "Peeves of the Week." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to the grind... Week 5 in the NFL got all kinds of crazy, with underdogs barking everywhere! We found a woman who may have had the dumbest issue with her car ever, Taco Bell has gotten into the ultramarathon game, and the Stones are making a shameless cash grab. Plus, we shared the story of a poor woman in England who got trapped in her house thanks to an Amazon delivery. So we hit the phones to hear your package problems! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! With the government shutdown, that's no reason to shutdown your love life if you're furloughed. Dave made his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 5 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and may have set the record for most people ever in-studio. Pleasant Valley High School marching band joined us to promote their push for $1 million in T-Mobile's Friday Night Lights contest! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another fun show in the books, and we started things off across the pond where Holiday Inn Express is rolling out some new alarm clock technology. Some guy in New York got his car repo'd and went to drastic measures to prevent it from happening! We found a woman who hatched an ingenious plan to catch her husband cheating. We also spread fumpkins awareness, and read a listener email about the age-old problem of a child who wants their first smart phone! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we realized Philly took another championship! This is one that was not on our radar. The Bad Bunny blowback continues, after he was announced as this year's Super Bowl Halftime performer. Our favorite lawman, Sheriff Grady Judd is back! Starbucks is shuttering hundreds of stores, and we hit the phones to hear what disposable items you actually love to reuse! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was a Trippy Tuesday on the show today, and we started out with another sports Karen, this time from New York! Pet-friendly wines are now on the market, a relative of Colonel Sanders released KFC's secret herbs and spices recipe, and we reacted to Bad Bunny being named the Super Bowl Halftime Show performer! As it's Tuesday, we read our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," then decided to get weird and taste test the new drink making waves online - mushroom coffee! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to the grind! We reacted to another wild Eagles game, and recapped Dave's "Pigskin Picks," then talked about the massive new Advent calendar Costco is selling. The Ryder Cup was the biggest sporting event of the weekend, and wow did it get ugly! Plus, we hit the phones to hear about the worst bedroom behavior out there...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last night's Thursday Night Football game had a fun hot mic moment, Dave gave out his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 4 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week" and asked the question - What is something you could do 20 years ago, that you no longer can today?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we met a professional heckler, heard a highlight reel of people coming out of anesthesia, celebrated National One Hit Wonder Day, and considered ordering from Uber Streets. Plus, Dave witnessed something incredible while out with his kids, and various news stories also begged the question - What are the odds?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yet another new Guinness World Record has been achieved (somewhat locally, too) and Rick is pissed! Sammy Hagar can't quit his supergroup obsession, another naughty raccoon made the news, and we found the luckiest guy on Earth! It's National Punctuation Day, and we gave it a rocking twist. And we played a clip of an online content creator who has been offering fast food workers $200,000 to quit their jobs on the spot - would you do it?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we started the show with a rather overwhelming recommendation for the home, The Onion tricked a bunch of people online with their "Stop & Kiss" policy, and Taylor Swift's money counter isn't slowing down anytime soon. We read our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and found two stories surrounding women getting into trouble thanks to their car's vanity plates! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back at it, after a wild week of NFL action! And Dave, despite making some great picks, suffered one of the worst beats of all time. Rick's smart fridge is starting to become intrusive, Connecticut just passed a law we'd expect from the South, and it's Christmas already if you're out shopping! Ireland just got their first Taco Bell, and Rick's got fruit flies - and has no idea how to get rid of them! The audience came to the rescue. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! We are contractually obligated to celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day, Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 3 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week" and hit the phones for Fill In The Blank Friday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kicked off today's show with a stone-skipping scandal from Scotland. Fast food franchise In-And-Out has a great way to deal with drive-thru butters, Jimmy Kimmel's late night show has been suspended indefinitely thanks to his remarks on Charlie Kirk's death, and Jerry from Ben & Jerry's is likewise calling it quits over political disagreements with his employers! A marathon runner annoyed his wife thanks to his hunger, and we debated a woman's theory that all women want a "masculine simp!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we found some great audio from a marble-mouthed chef, a woman who discovered a Taco Bell hack for free food, and another drunken Florida woman who tried to blame her husband! A listener walked in on his grandma and can't unsee it, Rick visited the doctor yesterday and couldn't believe what he saw, and we hit the phones to hear what your allowance was as a kid, and what you were expected to do for it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The biggest YouTuber in the world got humbled by Mike Tyson, TikTokkers are now pranking Walmart workers for items that don't exist, a drunken Florida woman got her fast food joints confused, and Cracker Barrel is still taking heat! We read our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and Dave told the tale of being a Good Samaritan over the weekend, and getting way more than he bargained for! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to work! Today we talked the Eagles big win over the Chiefs, and recapped Dave's solid predictions for his "Pigskin Picks." Some guy trolled his wife in song after she went too hard at a Taco Bell. Nurse Patti has been trying in vain to get a Real ID, so she can relate to a woman who freaked out at the DMV! A German birthday party went up in smoke, and we hit the phones to hear about the interesting things left behind by previous owners of homes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today we found a story that we had to double check, because it SCREAMED Florida, but in fact was home-grown. Dave gave out his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 2 in the NFL, we crowned out "Asshat of the Week" and talked the weirdest things we've witnessed at a gas station or convenience store! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we found a new NFL tv package for people already sick of their teams, Rick reviewed the new Charlie Sheen documentary, and we found two hilarious cases of revenge - one on a porch pirate, and another on an ex! We also got another listener email, this time dealing with a teenage sleepover dilemma...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The tale of the "Phillies Karen" has a new chapter, thanks to a company with an offer she might want to consider (she won't). A Congressman released footage of a UFO that was unphased by a hellfire missile! Some idiot in Canada got a DUI for driving around in a Barbie Jeep, we celebrated National TV Dinner Day, and hit the phones to hear what you thought would be the best part of adulthood as a kid! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NFL fans everywhere are outraged at commercials being added to the Redzone channel, a healthcare worker down South saved a raccoon after it got drunk behind a distillery, we found a remedy for car sickness, read our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and hit the phones to share stories about the riskiest things we've ever done! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We returned after Week 1 in the NFL, with tons of things to react to - including baseball! The "Phillies Karen" took the internet by storm over the weekend. A Senator from Louisiana had a bizarre warning surrounding Walmart's radioactive shrimp from a couple weeks back, and we hit the phones to hear your game day rituals! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We were light on content today, seeing as we had a "Free-for-all Friday" taking requests... Why?! Because we were fried from staying up to watch the Eagles! We reacted to what was a very strange start to the season, some poor guy lost his "forever" jackpot, a fast food worker freaked out over an order, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and found some fun new Guinness World Records! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The product Dude Wipes is suddenly (and fittingly) the official sponsor of the Eagles "tush push," and with the first game of the season tonight, Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 1 in the NFL! Some girl was singing so hard to Britney Spears, she ended up crashing her car. And we took a real crime case in Winnipeg to the "Listeners' Court!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we had a furious couple rounds of "Dave's Beatdown," but can't post licensed music to the pod, so apologies if you came to hear Dave take on the isolated drum tracks! We CAN post the audio from some angry guy's request to Chat GPT that went unheeded. The Powerball is up over a billion dollars, so we day dreamed about what we'd do after hitting it. And we missed them yesterday, so made good on our Penny Power peeves! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back in action, after a 3-day weekend, and we had a perfect Yard Sale on Saturday! Coach Bill Belichick did NOT have a perfect debut last night in college football. Some woman had a surprise baby while at Burning Man, and be careful if you're wearing white today! And yesterday a video made the rounds of a young kid who somehow got up on the monorail at Hershey Park, so we hit the phones to hear your stories about losing your kid. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We found another Guinness World Record we think we could break, the original CEO of Cracker Barrel is piling on their new one for the disastrous rebrand, some buffoon keeps buying and returning anvils on Amazon, and Rick can't believe what some models make on OnlyFans! We also crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and had fun with "Fill In The Blank Friday" to find out what your awkward teenage phase was! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Thirsty Thursday, so you know we celebrated International Cabernet Day! There was a cucumber emergency for some poor Russian couple, and Hostess is recalling their top product - Ding Dongs! The Northeast corridor now has an operational bullet train, and we hit the phones to hear the jobs you've had but would never recommend getting! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hump Day happenings on the morning show included Cracker Barrel backtracking on their horrendous rebrand attempt, a voicemail that's gone viral from a dermatologist, a motocross rider who ambushed a city council meeting, and the big news today involving Travis Kelce's proposal to Taylor Swift. Plus, we hit the phones to hear the most expensive mistake you've ever made at home or work! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Both Rick and Dave experienced their kids / grandkids going back to school yesterday, the fallout continues from Cracker Barrel's disastrous rebrand, and that "serial butt-sniffer" returned - at the same store! "Shrekking" is the new trend in dating, we read our Penny Power Peeves for the week, and hit the phones to see at what age people think it's time for guys to STOP wearing their hats backwards! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick took off for his birthday weekend today, so Dave held it down and found a very cute little kid, who is very committed to tacos over siblings. Rapper Lil Nas X had an eerie episode in the streets of LA overnight, and something hairy and scary happened at the pool! Pierce Brosnan admitted to something nobody saw coming, and with school back in session next week, it was time to remember the most infamous substitute teachers from the past! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A former Heisman Trophy winner got embarrassed by Alexa, some poor dude got Venmo'd for wasting a girl's time while online dating, Vegas prices are totally out of control, and sex dolls have mysteriously been showing up in rivers! We also discussed the worst tippers we know of and called them out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We discovered a new game show in Germany that we can't get enough of, two foodie influencers went viral with their latest video (and almost lost their lives for it), Walmart is recalling their radioactive shrimp, and we hit the phones to hear the wacky ways you self-injured yourself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

During last night's Phillies game, announcer John Kruk went off on a classic tangent, pondering everything but the game. A Florida home got invaded by raccoons, some drunk got wedged into a kiddie slide on a playground and needed rescuing, and there's a lawsuit facing multiple airlines for the false advertising of a "window seat." We also hit the phones to hear your best advice - in just 4 words! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another workweek upon us, and today we kicked things off by alerting Starbucks customers to leave your office at home! Snoop Dogg has yet another side hustle, this time involving "art" from his blunt ashes. A college is recruiting volunteers to get drunk and drive, and Volkswagon may BE drunk with their new subscription service! And it's back-to-school time, so we reminisced about school lunches back in the day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Milwaukee Brewers won 12 games in a row, which means free burgers for everyone, but you gotta be patient! There's a Charlie Sheen documentary coming out soon, we found the world's noisiest neighbor, and crowned our "Asshat of the Week!" And we had some more fun (being lazy) with "Fill in the blank Friday," this time surrounding what you hate at work! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody has their morning ritual, and nowadays it definitely involves a smart phone. Tattoo removal has been around for quite some time, but people are taking it too far! We celebrated National Nagging Day, talked the big tourism drop in Vegas, and helped another listener who emailed us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.