The Hawk Morning Show Podcast

There's an epidemic of dildo-tossing at WNBA games, Heinz and Smoothie King collaborated on something no one asked for, and we found a hilarious send-off for a loved one whose ashes were spread in a most awkward fashion! A new strain of COVID is here and our mystery music man from Macungie sang about it. And we shared the one thing that we hated as a kid and STILL do to this day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We packed a lot of content into today's show, from Shaq's novelty bet against the Eagles, to our favorite Southern lawman returning, and even another list that had a Pennsylvania attraction on it (positively for once)! There's a new way to protect cattle that we are a big fan of, breast milk ice cream is now on the market, and we confessed to what the first R-rated movie was we ever saw! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning Dave took on a slew of new isolated drum tracks for "Dave's Beatdown," but we can't posted published music, so it's gonna be a shorter pod than usual! We discovered one of the dumber hacks on TikTok, this time for more efficient vacuuming. A new law for drivers in Louisiana is brilliant, some guy is suing for getting his naked ass posted on Google Street View, and we read our weekly "Penny Power Peeves!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kicked off a new week with the disaster of Major League Baseball attempting a collaboration with NASCAR, Smokey The Bear caught a thief in a national park, and a list of the dirtiest cities in America came out. Yes, another one close to home is on it! Rick isn't alone with a wifee addicted to Amazon, "nappaccinos" are now recommended for power nappers, and we hit the phones to see who out there is like Tyra Banks, when it comes to snacking in bed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! There's a new trend with weight loss medication that has plastic surgeons licking their chops, some guy in NYC is shaming strangers for their bad walking, we found a woman who got sweet revenge on a car dealership, and we learned that Spider-Man is the same age as Rick! We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and got another listener email about a problem that needs solving involving tattoo troubles! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning Dave reacted to the top teams AI has projected to win it all this NFL season, the itchiest cities in America were ranked (and there's one close to home), and we came across one of the more bizarre couples on social media. It's National Chili Dog Day! You can now order coffee by the bucket, and there's a college golfer whose name is literally Happy Gilmore. Do you know anyone named after somebody famous?? We hit the phones to find out...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An 8.8 earthquake erupted in Russia and there's a tsunami headed toward Hawaii, which is reason to celebrate (?!) for many. Tarantulas are set to invade the U.S. and Rick found a club that Dave seems made for! There's rumors Metallica may have an upcoming residency in the Vegas Sphere, AI continues to win the battle versus humans, and we hit the phones to hear the strange or amusing names you have for contacts in your phone! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It appears we have a listener song battle on our hands, thanks to National Chicken Wings Day! A snack company in the UK recently launched chips that taste like 9-volt batteries, and a crazy mishap took place at a monster truck rally. Golf fights are on the rise, we read our weekly "Penny Power Peeves" and hit the phones to hear about the strange obsessions your kids have had! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back at full strength! Today we talked about the now-viral clip of a Savannah Bananas baseball player doing a backflip live on-air. It did not go well. A serial "butt-sniffer" was busted again, Chuck E. Cheese got arrested in-costume, and Gwenyth Paltrow hopped aboard the Coldplay Kiss Cam meme in a very weird way. We also hit the phones to hear the stupid or hilariously petty thing your ex took after you broke up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we kicked off a beautiful Friday by playing "Airport Bingo," then delved into the story TAKING OVER the internet - the tech CEO who was busted cheating, thanks to the "kiss cam" at a Coldplay concert! We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and hit the phones to hear what your catchphrase is, or the thing people always say that drives you nuts! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Most people drink coffee, but now some are taking it in the rear! Some guy held a funeral for his "swimmers" after getting a vasectomy, and Rick is getting annoyed by how bad TV is in summer. Some women on TikTok are using Sharpies for makeup, and we discovered a shocking poll where 43% of people say they'd LEAVE their partner / spouse for a million bucks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are back in town! Rick & Dave reconvened after a week and talked about Boomers being rude in restaurants, a guy's battle with his HOA over handing out water in Arizona, and the new technique women in New York City are resorting to, to pick up men. UNO is coming to Vegas! And Dave hit the local McDonald's to scoop up a Big Mac to attempt the long-awaited "Big Mac Challenge!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave was hosting solo for one more day, and found a girl online freaking out about the new Superman being a former classmate of hers. A 5-year-old went on a massive shopping spree over Prime Day, some grandpa has been hitting on younger ladies in parking lots, and a new study claims even retirees get stressed about Mondays! And going off the heels of that embarrassing Rick Springfield interview last week on the Today Show, Dave hit the phones to hear when you yawned at an inopportune moment...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today Dave felt bad for Rick Springfield who walked into a clueless Today Show interview, some investor in Cleveland is drawing heat for his billboards, and Dave's been falling asleep to old baseball games and was struck by one of the sponsors. He went on a rant, over internet browsers trying to take over the computer, and the BIG (Mac) moment of the show was attempting to find a local McDonald's to make a breakfast exception at 7 in the morning next week, for the "Big Mac Challenge!" Find out how his ambush went right here...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick's on vaca, so Dave celebrated National Pina Colada Day by discovering the twist ending in the song! He also found two men who could be the final boss of "Florida Men," Apple is cracking down on people having phone sex over FaceTime, and it's Day 3 of Prime Day so he hit the phones to hear about times your KIDS got ahold of the credit card for a shopping spree! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick had an incident at the dentist so Dave was holding it down solo today, and kicked things off with a missing Ronald McDonald! Some boyfriend was exposed as a very bad one, thanks to a fitness competition, cat lovers now have a website to sleep to, and Dave hit the phones to have people explain their jobs to him as if he was a five-year-old! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning Rick found a challenge for Dave to take on in the near future, a woman freaked out at her gender reveal, and a new side-hustle some woman came up with in NYC is actually genius. People on shrooms are turning to ChapGPT during their trips, we read our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and tackled a rather serious topic for once: should parents stay together for the kids or get a divorce? Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We returned after an extended 4th of July weekend, so of course we had to talk the annual hot dog eating contest. Ozzy played his last show ever with Black Sabbath, Walmart is locking up yet another product, and if you miss the fireworks, there's still sparks flying on the Hallmark Channel this month! And with Amazon's Prime Day starting up tomorrow, we hit the phones to hear all the things you fell for, sale-wise, that ended up being a bust! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we started getting VERY excited for fireworks action this weekend, and learned about some new kinds on the market this year. Green Day got trolled by a fan on-stage, some woman gets turned on by Tim Allen's grunts, and the TSA is on alert for "swamp crotch!" We also hit the phones to hear your suggestions for the new Philly WNBA team name....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's July! So of course we had to get some fireworks discussion in the mix. We heard all about your fireworks injuries this morning. There's also a fake band that has taken off on streaming services. And we found perhaps the weirdest and downright grossest two women for our "Weirdness File," we still can't believe these types walk among us. Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back at it! Today we heard about a couple who played rock / paper / scissors to determine their last name, people still think pumping your gas slowly will fill your tank cheaper, Barney the dinosaur is claimed to have been unearthed, and did you see the Bezos wedding guest list?! It's basically every living celebrity. And Rick had a fit of rage recently and his furniture paid the price, so we hit the phones to hear what things people have broken in anger! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today we debated the worst cover songs in rock, but unfortunately we can't include them in the podcast, because posting licensed music is forbidden! But we can include our other segments, talking the new Subway "Happy Gilmore Meal," an airline pilots policy that was news to Rick, and a new Ring doorbell update that's gonna make things interesting...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we daydreamed about owning the new Olive Garden pasta pool floats, talked summer staycations, and went inside the fuselage of an airline without AC. TikTok brainrot has now been taken over by physical robots, and the Jeff Bezos wedding has taken over Venice! We also got another listener email, this time involving a statue standoff. Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tesla's new "RoboTaxis" have hit the roadways in select cities, and are off to a rough start. We have a new favorite baseball player, and he's a Met! Last week's "Asshat of the Week" finally got caught, and we debated "living wage fees," being added to restaurant bills across the country...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Rick found a new product Dave definitely has interest in. The National Anthem from the NBA Finals Game 7 went off the rails, and a Spanish beekeeper took on a bunch of cops! With the current heatwave, there's a new movement to go "Jacket Off," and we read our Penny Power Peeves of the Week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we returned and talked a couple Patriots stars fumbling a Super Bowl trophy for once, some guy has been going around offering people $500 if they can catch an oiled up watermelon, and Motley Crue collaborated with... Dolly Parton?! We have a new favorite criminal out near Portland, and hit the phones to confess the things our significant other is WAY better at than us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First day of summer! Today we talked a massive data breach that affected 16 billion accounts, an ultimate irony took place at a Buffalo Wild Wings, and a government worker got a surprise paycheck. We found a crazy review of that wine hack we shared recently, involving jalapenos. As always, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and hit the phones to bat around movies that Hollywood would NEVER make again in today's day and age! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We woke up to a massive explosion that happened overnight at a SpaceX launch. Some unwitting guy's ex-fiancee managed to marry him behind his back, some women were injured by a giant taco that landed on them, and Rick wants to send kids to Camp Labor! We celebrated National Eat An Oreo Day (shameless, Nabisco) and we hit the phones to find out what, besides work, would you like to NEVER do again?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hump Day! Today we talked about how having a hockey champ in Florida just feels wrong, Ozzy's DNA is now on the market thanks to Liquid Death, and The Beatles' offspring collaborated on a song. There's a new Naked Gun movie coming out, this time starring Liam Neeson. The latest coffee study is out, this time claiming black coffee is best for you. And we hit the phones to hear the one sound that sets your dog off! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick returned! And he noticed something we definitely do better than Ohio. That toilet flowers lady on TikTok apparently inspired the whole world to adopt her gardening method, we found another ridiculous wardrobe choice for court, and Generation Z wants an area to hook-up in the workplace. We read our Penny Power peeves, and had a shoutout of our own in the latest issue! And we hit the phones to hear the moment you realized you turned into your parents. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick flew the coop to spend Father's Day weekend in Cleveland, so Dave was solo with plenty of content for the dads out there! It started out with what NOT to do with your kids on vacation, Hollywood hunk Gerard Butler has something gross in common with Dave, a cool uncle joined his nephew on a drive-thru prank, and it didn't take long for Dave to absorb a dad JOKE today... about his camo shirt. He also hit the phones to hear the worst / most ideal Father's Day gifts! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we found a Guinness World Record that made Dave jealous, rich people have been attending "water tastings," we prepped for receiving homemade or lackluster dad gifts, and Hallmark is teaming up with 23&Me for a dad gift that could really shake things up. Plus, we got another listener email!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we hit a ton of content, from Aaron Rodgers secret marriage to that meth-smoking raccoon back in the news! A woman got kicked out of virtual court for being a slob, people are debating the ideal sunscreen, and it's National Corn on the Cob Day! We also hit the phones to hear the sounds that kids these days will likely not know or ever hear! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we heard the fallout from a rather disgusting high school prank involving baseball teams. In what seems like a scene out of a movie, a woman was rescued, thanks to a shrewd Jersey Mike's employee. Canada is having weddings for cows now, we shared our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and hit the phones to hear who is suffering from a newly discovered condition called misophonia! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to the grind! Today we heard about an interesting offer proposed to running back Derrick Henry, from Adam Sandler?! There was a Bigfoot sighting in Michigan recently, which could be beneficial to local stoners. Rick is headed to visit his grandkids this weekend, but Patti demands he take care of something first. Starbucks is back in the news with another PR nightmare, and we hit the phones today to hear what your AOL screen name was from back in the 90s! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we found out Aaron Rodgers is set to be a Steeler, those stolen Heart guitars were found already, and we celebrated National Donut Day! Of course, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and held a Great Banana Debate, as a new poll showed more and more people are peeling theirs from the bottom side! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick was back, and the boys covered a truly unbelievable story from a golf course in South Carolina. Natty Light has a new product for Father's Day, a law in Texas can't be serious, and Rick's wife Patti needs to stop relying on TikTok doctors. Back To The Future just celebrated its 40th anniversary and wants its guitar back! And we got another listener email, this time in need of future parenting advice...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick wasn't feeling so hot, so Dave was flying solo today, and tackled yet another story about an exotic animal that got loose! There's some interesting murder news, involving an actor and an infamous killer, herself, who just got out on parole after 55 years. Arnold Schwarzenegger is aghast at something his son did on film. Pitchfork ranked the top summer concert tours to look forward to, people are apparently slathering beef tallow on themselves in lieu of sunscreen, and Dave hit the phones to hear not the best beer brands, but the best time... to drink one! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Saquon Barkley's iconic backwards hurdle made the cover of the new Madden video game, which has Eagles fans divided. An ironic discovery was made in the aftermath of a house fire, a new wine hack is trending on TikTok, and it's flight attendants going crazy this time in the not-so-friendly skies. We found our Penny Power "Peeve of the Week," and hit the phones for a hypothetical question: If you got paid $10 every time you annoyed someone, what would your job be?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back in action, after a weekend where Dave hit a local festival that included goat-snuggling! Millions of bees spilled out into the highway in Washington recently, a snake got the best of a man in Thailand, and we discovered the ideal place for Millennial moms to take a break. And with the time of year, a lot of college kids will be looking for summer work, so we hit the phones to hear your crappiest summer job! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday, already! A new world record was set that we have NO interest in attempting, a woman claims her man's gas is responsible for a 7-year sinus infection, and Dave is at his wit's end trying to get his puppy to poop in the rain. We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and hit the phones for "Finish the line Friday!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we learned that Tom Brady is opening his own museum, Terry Bradshaw went off on Aaron Rodgers, the stories are piling up for why we have no interest in flying these days, and Arby's is introducing steak nuggets! Plus, we got a listener email from a dad who's in a dilemma over charging his daughter rent since she graduated college. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we kicked things off by celebrating National Hamburger Day, heard about Southwest introducing baggage fees for the first time, and according to certain scientists, penguin poop may save the planet. We read the latest Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and found a fascinating study that narrowed down drunk personality types to 4 categories. Which one are you?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back after Memorial Day weekend, where a new popcorn record was set! A girl who has been in the news a lot lately may be in the boxing ring soon, a 13-year-old girl taught a would-be attacker a lesson, and the "Sweet Dreams Prank" has taken over TikTok. And a new survey came out that got our attention, involving whether it's appropriate to use coupons on a first date. We got your take! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Tom Brady is considering coming out of retirement to play AGAIN, a felon made a costly mistake after attempting the "One Chip Challenge," and we found the perfect gift for the graduate in your life. We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and played another "Fill in the line Friday" dealing with how your vacation got ruined!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick returned this morning, and the boys discovered a news anchor with some literal breaking news. The Eagles' "tush push" will NOT be going away anytime soon, and some sweet old lady on TikTok has introduced the world to her unconventional garden. And could you describe your perfect partner in just two words? Lots of listeners did today! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave was back to his one-man show today, with Rick waking up early to be poked and prodded by the doc, so he kicked things off with 5 fun facts (with an assist from his son). He TRIED to get his first taste of Dave's Hot Chicken over the weekend, and discovered multiple pizza hacks to sop up the oil (even Paris Hilton checked in). And with the nice Spring weather lately, the bees are back! So he hit the phones to hear everyone's horror stories involving getting stung! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we learned about Bacon beer, Tamagotchis are back featuring Peanuts characters, and an Australian phone pranker got what he bargained for! We also celebrated National Streaming Day, aired our Penny Power "Peeve of the Week," and hit the phones to hear what you purchased while drunk! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had a packed show for a Monday, talking everything from sports winners and losers, to Hulk Hogan wanting to buy Hooters, the crazy accident involving a ship floating into the Brooklyn Bridge, and why it's been a really bad week for professional drummers. Speaking of drummers getting into trouble, our very own Dave found some with his FAMILY this weekend, after getting kicked out of a local brewery! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! We talked the full Eagles schedule which was released, a groom hatched a revenge plot for his wife at their wedding, and if you're gonna tow a car it's best to call the professionals. Dave had an INSANE experience with his puppy this week that you won't believe. Well, maybe you will, a lot of people have stories about the incredibly stupid things their pets have done. And of course, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we found out since Pete Rose is dead, he's forgiven. An Amazon driver got fired for her "special" delivery which was caught on camera. Tourists in St. Martin have been getting blasted on the beach - and not in the way you might think. And yesterday's show was actually a prophecy, when it comes to mob musicals! Plus, we hit the phones, to ironically talk about phones... and whether they survived being lost or not. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.