The Hawk Morning Show Podcast

With the prevalence of AI, more actors are taking steps to either join the revolution or fight it! Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 11 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and admitted what movies the whole world has seen, but not us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we discovered a new world record that was AC/DC inspired, Rick had a news story that pissed Dave off, Walmart has started undercutting Starbucks, some woman REALLY wanted her Little Caesar's, and iPhone just rolled out the most ridiculous product of theirs yet. Plus, we got another listener email! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today were introduced to a product we didn't know we needed for Thanksgiving, Tesla is rolling out car rentals, boredom is apparently worse than it was during the pandemic, and we celebrated National Happy Hour Day! Rick already ordered a stash of Willie Nelson's new CBD / THC drink, and we helped out Ranker.com with their new poll to name the greatest female rock singer of all time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Veterans Day! We kicked things off with a trip to England, where the stadium designers are still laughing. We found our dream girl in a Chilean beauty pageant, and also a drinking study that doesn't add up, plus it's Tuesday so we read our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week." And we all fessed up to the main thing we always disagree on with our significant others! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to the grind after another crazy weekend of NFL upsets, and a big game on deck tonight! There was a loose pig on a rampage in Buffalo of all places, Jim Carrey inducted Soundgarden in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and beans have been trending on TikTok. There's a lot of news in the food world for several franchises, and we hit the phones to hear what your kids have destroyed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! We have to admit, AI music is far surpassing our expectations. It just continues to deliver, even with Vanilla Ice! Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 10 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and hit the phones to debate the best cheesesteaks in the Lehigh Valley! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This year's holiday cups just arrived at Starbucks and the demand is insane, Generation Alpha's "6-7" slang is out of control, we found a chef so crazy for General Tso's Chicken he's rapping about it, and we you frequent buffets don't miss the tips inside here to optimize your eating! We also fessed up to the things we get most competitive about! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we kicked off the show by being introduced to "moon water," a judge got drunk and relieved herself in the street, Uber claims they're bringing rickshaws to NYC, Kraft is now getting kooky with flavors for their mac n cheese, and we found another crazy bear story in the news. But the big topic today was Tom Brady cloning his dead dog! Would you do it?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Election Day! For some reason, we elected to play the LA Dodgers' new anthem to kick off the show. A woman in Western Pennsylvania is making the rest of us look bad, Amazon is now serving Thanksgiving dinner, and Oreo has completely lost the plot with it's flavors. An activist group is targeting one of the tamest game shows out there, and we hit the phones to share our stories about encountering wild animals! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back at it after a Halloween weekend, where the World Series was settled in a truly incredible Game 7. Rick just found out about sunroof drains, we discovered the King of online chess, and some guy was handing out crab legs for Trick or Treat! Generation Z is struggling with history, and we shared our stories of drinking to the point of embarrassing injuries! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Halloween! We had a "Free-for-all Friday," taking listsner requests for whatever they wanted to hear, so we're light on content. BUT, Dave didn't disappoint when it came to handing out his "Pigskin Picks," despite the fact that it's a bye week for the Birds. A listener also tried to motivate Rick to embrace candy corn, and believe it or not, there's a campaign being mounted against Halloween! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick lied! He still couldn't make it in, and Dave thinks he was simply too scared. It's Halloween Eve after all, and today's show fit the vibe. Cyndi Lauper shared Trick or Treat stories, a monkey got loose at a Spirit Halloween store, and some guy torched his neighbor's Halloween decorations! It's National Candy Corn Day, and Dave shared one of his favorite urban legend stories, then hit the phones to hear some from the listeners! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave was still holding things down solo, and started the show with some juvenile humor for the holiday. He also had a rather annoying commute into work today thanks to his rental car. Experts say extraterrestrial life may reveal itself to us today, and there's a really cool cover song floating around on YouTube with a twist. Dave then hit the phones to find out about anyone named after a horror movie villain in real life! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Holy Halloween! Dave packed a lot of spooky content into the show today, but first had to update people on who won the 18-inning World Series Game last night. Some woman online went off on Trunk or Treat! Cocaine has reportedly been found in Pennsylvania candy stashes, a 10-year-old gave his take on what kids really want for Halloween, and some TikTokker pranked her boyfriend over naked Trick or Treating. Dave also shared his experience in the Knoebel's Haunted Mansion, then hit the phones to hear listener haunted house stories! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to the grind! Rick is off in Grandpa land down South, so Dave was riding solo and kicked things off with a football recap. The new Springsteen biopic was just released, which called for a pop quiz. Some guy in Florida has the neighborhood in an uproar thanks to his spicy Halloween decorations, and there's a store you may want to avoid if you intend to offend! Dave's family carved pumpkins over the weekend, and his youngest son became attached to a bug in the backyard, so the phones lit up with other strange bonds your kids have made in the past! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday! Have you seen any Black Friday sales being advertised?? You probably will soon. Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" against the spread for Week 8 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week" and hit the phones to kiss and tell! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we talked Starbucks introducing AI to predict your coffee needs, some guy literally put a 2 carat diamond in his fake eye, "scream clubs" are trending, birthrates in the US are not, and Hallmark is hoping to make Halloween less lonely. Plus, we took another real-life case to "Listeners' Court!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kicked off the show in a rather disgusting way, then heard the latest (and most predictable) excuse for that airliner that was damaged last week. A musician who's played countless weddings did a perfect parody of every bridesmaid's speech ever, a new survey found the loneliest day of the year (and it's not what you expect), and some YouTube channel has been funkifying classic rock songs. We also shared the oldschool appliance or technology that we still use to this day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taco Tuesday! But we didn't head to Mexico, quite the opposite in fact. Canada is headed to the World Series for the first time in over 30 years. Our favorite lawman returned, Kohler is now selling a toilet with a camera inside it, and we read our Penny Power peeves of the week! We also had an extra bold listener who called us about a problem at work...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back at it! The Birds got back to winning ways, and so did Dave with his "Pigskin Picks," some woman has made a cookbook from recipes inscribed on gravestones, and "space debris" hit at airliner at 36,000 feet! GrubHub is now offering "snooze insurance," and we did a bed check to see how often people change their sheets! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Halloween is approaching, so today we talked candy, and the differences between how men and women approach it. Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 7 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and shared our costumes for this Halloween season! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick returned! Today we laughed about a handful of baseball players refusing to stay with their team at a certain hotel in Milwaukee, some poor guy had his car stolen by his first date, and gorillas are going wild! We did our best to promote American wood, celebrated National Bosses Day, and in the spirit of Alec Baldwin hit the phones to hear what partner's possessions you've ruined!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave was hosting solo again, and kicked things off by stopping by the Alec Baldwin Driving Academy! A TikTokker is calling out The Gap for mortifying her with their new pants. A man went balistic when his wife didn't want to go to Chili's, and Kim Kardashian's new underwear is beyond ridiculous. Dave found his perfect car, and a new survey shows that Baby Boomers are now renting in droves, which could lead to some rather strange living arrangements. Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave was flying solo today and talked about the Alec Baldwin car crash and his rather ridiculous explanation for it. Another World Record has been broken! Be careful tossing your cheeseburger out the window, and it's time National Face Your Fears Day. Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to have Freddie Mercury as your neighbor? You'll get a taste of that in here. Plus, we took a couple of real-life cases of outrageous Halloween decorators to "Listeners' Court!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back at it! Today we recapped Week 6 in the NFL, heard about a flyaway pumpkin, some guy decided to decorate for Halloween with local elected officials, and Airheads has a very odd new product up for grabs. A new survey says most Americans are open to weddings being sponsored, and we hit the phones to hear what things you've left on your roof by accident! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's probably one of the worst morning afters in Philly sports history, but we powered through! A news station fell for a hilariously stupid story, Dave made his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 6 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and hit the phones to hear what smell bothers you the most! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we kicked off the show with some extreme baby talk, Dave gave his "Pigskin Pick" for the Birds on Thursday Night Football tonight, we learned of the world's most expensive burger, and hit the phones to debate a viral confrontation at a restaurant! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick found an AI video that he literally cannot stop watching, Tyra Banks came out with the wackiest idea for a new dessert, Busch Light came out with a wacky idea for a promotion, and it's Pet Obesity Awareness Day. The newest rankings for worst city in America to commute to are out, and someone Dave knows got busted by a bus! We debated the incident on today's show...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thoughts and prayers to anyone who bet on the Chiefs last night... we talked about the wild ending to Monday Night Football! A woman in Florida got icky with her revenge on an ex. Rush has announced they're touring again, and their new drummer truly is a shocker! Plus, we celebrated National Forgiveness Day and peeled back the pages of the Penny Power once again for our "Peeves of the Week." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to the grind... Week 5 in the NFL got all kinds of crazy, with underdogs barking everywhere! We found a woman who may have had the dumbest issue with her car ever, Taco Bell has gotten into the ultramarathon game, and the Stones are making a shameless cash grab. Plus, we shared the story of a poor woman in England who got trapped in her house thanks to an Amazon delivery. So we hit the phones to hear your package problems! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! With the government shutdown, that's no reason to shutdown your love life if you're furloughed. Dave made his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 5 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and may have set the record for most people ever in-studio. Pleasant Valley High School marching band joined us to promote their push for $1 million in T-Mobile's Friday Night Lights contest! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another fun show in the books, and we started things off across the pond where Holiday Inn Express is rolling out some new alarm clock technology. Some guy in New York got his car repo'd and went to drastic measures to prevent it from happening! We found a woman who hatched an ingenious plan to catch her husband cheating. We also spread fumpkins awareness, and read a listener email about the age-old problem of a child who wants their first smart phone! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we realized Philly took another championship! This is one that was not on our radar. The Bad Bunny blowback continues, after he was announced as this year's Super Bowl Halftime performer. Our favorite lawman, Sheriff Grady Judd is back! Starbucks is shuttering hundreds of stores, and we hit the phones to hear what disposable items you actually love to reuse! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was a Trippy Tuesday on the show today, and we started out with another sports Karen, this time from New York! Pet-friendly wines are now on the market, a relative of Colonel Sanders released KFC's secret herbs and spices recipe, and we reacted to Bad Bunny being named the Super Bowl Halftime Show performer! As it's Tuesday, we read our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," then decided to get weird and taste test the new drink making waves online - mushroom coffee! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to the grind! We reacted to another wild Eagles game, and recapped Dave's "Pigskin Picks," then talked about the massive new Advent calendar Costco is selling. The Ryder Cup was the biggest sporting event of the weekend, and wow did it get ugly! Plus, we hit the phones to hear about the worst bedroom behavior out there...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last night's Thursday Night Football game had a fun hot mic moment, Dave gave out his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 4 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week" and asked the question - What is something you could do 20 years ago, that you no longer can today?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we met a professional heckler, heard a highlight reel of people coming out of anesthesia, celebrated National One Hit Wonder Day, and considered ordering from Uber Streets. Plus, Dave witnessed something incredible while out with his kids, and various news stories also begged the question - What are the odds?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yet another new Guinness World Record has been achieved (somewhat locally, too) and Rick is pissed! Sammy Hagar can't quit his supergroup obsession, another naughty raccoon made the news, and we found the luckiest guy on Earth! It's National Punctuation Day, and we gave it a rocking twist. And we played a clip of an online content creator who has been offering fast food workers $200,000 to quit their jobs on the spot - would you do it?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we started the show with a rather overwhelming recommendation for the home, The Onion tricked a bunch of people online with their "Stop & Kiss" policy, and Taylor Swift's money counter isn't slowing down anytime soon. We read our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and found two stories surrounding women getting into trouble thanks to their car's vanity plates! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back at it, after a wild week of NFL action! And Dave, despite making some great picks, suffered one of the worst beats of all time. Rick's smart fridge is starting to become intrusive, Connecticut just passed a law we'd expect from the South, and it's Christmas already if you're out shopping! Ireland just got their first Taco Bell, and Rick's got fruit flies - and has no idea how to get rid of them! The audience came to the rescue. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! We are contractually obligated to celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day, Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 3 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week" and hit the phones for Fill In The Blank Friday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kicked off today's show with a stone-skipping scandal from Scotland. Fast food franchise In-And-Out has a great way to deal with drive-thru butters, Jimmy Kimmel's late night show has been suspended indefinitely thanks to his remarks on Charlie Kirk's death, and Jerry from Ben & Jerry's is likewise calling it quits over political disagreements with his employers! A marathon runner annoyed his wife thanks to his hunger, and we debated a woman's theory that all women want a "masculine simp!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we found some great audio from a marble-mouthed chef, a woman who discovered a Taco Bell hack for free food, and another drunken Florida woman who tried to blame her husband! A listener walked in on his grandma and can't unsee it, Rick visited the doctor yesterday and couldn't believe what he saw, and we hit the phones to hear what your allowance was as a kid, and what you were expected to do for it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The biggest YouTuber in the world got humbled by Mike Tyson, TikTokkers are now pranking Walmart workers for items that don't exist, a drunken Florida woman got her fast food joints confused, and Cracker Barrel is still taking heat! We read our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and Dave told the tale of being a Good Samaritan over the weekend, and getting way more than he bargained for! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to work! Today we talked the Eagles big win over the Chiefs, and recapped Dave's solid predictions for his "Pigskin Picks." Some guy trolled his wife in song after she went too hard at a Taco Bell. Nurse Patti has been trying in vain to get a Real ID, so she can relate to a woman who freaked out at the DMV! A German birthday party went up in smoke, and we hit the phones to hear about the interesting things left behind by previous owners of homes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today we found a story that we had to double check, because it SCREAMED Florida, but in fact was home-grown. Dave gave out his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 2 in the NFL, we crowned out "Asshat of the Week" and talked the weirdest things we've witnessed at a gas station or convenience store! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we found a new NFL tv package for people already sick of their teams, Rick reviewed the new Charlie Sheen documentary, and we found two hilarious cases of revenge - one on a porch pirate, and another on an ex! We also got another listener email, this time dealing with a teenage sleepover dilemma...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The tale of the "Phillies Karen" has a new chapter, thanks to a company with an offer she might want to consider (she won't). A Congressman released footage of a UFO that was unphased by a hellfire missile! Some idiot in Canada got a DUI for driving around in a Barbie Jeep, we celebrated National TV Dinner Day, and hit the phones to hear what you thought would be the best part of adulthood as a kid! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NFL fans everywhere are outraged at commercials being added to the Redzone channel, a healthcare worker down South saved a raccoon after it got drunk behind a distillery, we found a remedy for car sickness, read our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and hit the phones to share stories about the riskiest things we've ever done! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We returned after Week 1 in the NFL, with tons of things to react to - including baseball! The "Phillies Karen" took the internet by storm over the weekend. A Senator from Louisiana had a bizarre warning surrounding Walmart's radioactive shrimp from a couple weeks back, and we hit the phones to hear your game day rituals! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We were light on content today, seeing as we had a "Free-for-all Friday" taking requests... Why?! Because we were fried from staying up to watch the Eagles! We reacted to what was a very strange start to the season, some poor guy lost his "forever" jackpot, a fast food worker freaked out over an order, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and found some fun new Guinness World Records! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.