The Hawk Morning Show Podcast

Happy Friday! Today we heard what dentists recommend as far as brushing before or after coffee, some pilots have been reprimanded by the FAA for their cockpit radio antics, and a grandma was thought dead only to be found gaming! A lot of people are turning to AI to diagnosis their health woes, we paid one last tribute to the least interesting man in the world, and hit the phones to hear what your ex or spouse would be if they were represented by a store! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we heard a rather creative excuse for speeding from a Florida woman, scientists are saying human pee can be used as fertilizer, a lazy beaver has been driving a store crazy, and DoorDash Silver may be the next side hustle for any seniors out there! We paid tribute to the least interesting men out there once again, and hit the phones to hear the thing you LEAST expected about adulthood! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is the big deadline for taxes, we discovered the king of beers across the pond, there's a new cereal on the market whose main ingredient is meat, and an Icelandic pilot celebrated his final day in the cockpit in a rather extreme way! TikTokkers have gotten a taste for mini clay pots, and we hit the phones to debate the most contentious pronunciations in the English language! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today was a first, hearing the National Anthem whistled at a ballgame. Some guy has been treating his parrot like a fish, the Rock Hall inductees were announced, and the crunch is on for Tax Day tomorrow! We found an interesting dating survey, and despite normally getting listener email with problems to solve, today it was a voicemail! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave was grumpy about Rory winning The Masters again, but at least there was plenty of comedy relief. We got the audio from that neighbor brawl involving the star of Reacher, cowboys are going digital, and it's National Scrabble Day! The Stones just released new music under their alias, and we talked a poor guy at a Tampa Bay Rays game that pants'd himself going after a foul ball! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today we talked about a baseball game that was more of a hot dog festival, Dave gave his take on Round 1 at The Masters, and we added another reason not to fly to our list! Some people believe the Artemis II mission is a hoax, perhaps the grossest date ever just happened in Greece, and if you're headed to Coachella, we have a survival kit you may be interested in! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the start of The Masters! And someone just pranked Augusta National Golf Club. A news reporter had a live report from a seafood place go wrong, a California man thought he found a way to beat high gas prices, and rubbing sugar on your butt is gaining popularity thanks to TikTok! Some woman gave birth at a hockey game, and we all dreamt up what we'd serve on our Masters menu had we won the golf tournament.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hump Day! If you're a Lakers fan, it's been a rough week. If you're a golf fan, it's the best week! We discovered why the car in front of you at the drive-thru takes forever, we got a taste of Sebastian Bach fronting Twisted Sister, and those parents who allowed their toddler to sneak into the Hershey zoo wolf pen just got charged! Joey Chestnut went up against four Tampa Bay Bucs lineman in a cake-eating competition, and we tried to solve another listener dilemma! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well Michigan won it all in the NCAA basketball tourney, Dave is hoping to win it all with his Masters bets, and the Statue of Liberty is getting harder to see! Some guy in the UK has been serenading his apartment building in a unique way, we celebrated National Beer Day, and shared our childhood punishments! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to work! Dave is in all his glory this week as the 90th Masters golf tournament approaches, there's been more problems with Waymo autonomous cars, some Irishman wants to own the first bar on the moon, and Easter injuries are on the rise! There's now a handbag for (extremely rich) dinosaur lovers, and we hit the phones to hear about gifts that you never got to using! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good Friday! We had a lot of fun, heading into Easter break with more fallout from Tiger Woods' latest car crash to a prank Wolfgang Van Halen played on his audience this week. The Artemis II crew had a problem with their toilet, Kristi Noem's husband (and his boobs) have been unavoidable this week, and there's some rather odd Easter bunnies hopping around lately. We also hit the phones to hear the strangest place you've relieved yourself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we learned that "rock, paper, scissors" is a really big deal in Japan, there's a new app that provides a lawyer if you get pulled over by police, we ran down the list of the best corporate pranks for April Fools' Day, the largest cruise ship ever sets off on its maiden voyage today, and we hit the phones to hear your opinion on what technology has ruined! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hump Day! The Tiger Woods saga continues, as cops confirmed what we were all thinking. There's a new piece of Mets merch that the Sopranos would love, a Florida man turned into a literal coke head, and the star of Reacher is back in the news again showing his softer side! With gas prices spiking, people are once again siphoning it. If you fall for any April Fools pranks today, there's a way to recover. And we got another listener email from a guy whose wife still hangs with her ex! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We put Dave to the test with isolated drum tracks today, but can't post licensed music on the pod so you're getting a shorty today! Tiger Woods is actually profiting from his latest DUI, some guy found a genius way to prank McDonald's, Will Ferrell was on a podcast and left the host speechless with his parenting style, and there's a new side hustle out there for people taking advantage of airport chaos. Plus, a hapless fiance attempted a marriage proposal on a cruise but the employees screwed it up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back, and the Final Four is set in college basketball! There's a new way to make your computer sound horny, a robot in Chicago failed spectacularly, and Tiger Woods' history repeated itself in a most embarrassing way. Cocaine-fueled sharks are swimming in the Caribbean, and we had one heated debate today over the proper way to mount toilet paper! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Fryday! The major league baseball season kicked off yesterday and there were some lowlights off the field. Nickelback teamed up with rapper Megan Thee Stallion on Cheetos behalf, there's a quicksand warning out west, and if you own an Airbnb - BEWARE! We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and in lieu of Five Guys doing away with their french fry cups, we hit the phones to survey the best and worst fast food french fries out there! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Opening Day in the MLB, the Sweet Sixteen begins in the NCAA basketball tournament, and some dude just got arrested for the 98th time! Natty Light wants you to have a better lawn, some baggage handler wants every guitarist to cry, and we tried to solve another listener problem! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had a fun show today! Dave is contemplating attempting the "9-9-9 Challenge" come baseball season, the musician Afroman is a free man after a lawsuit brought against him by the cops, and drugs were found in a Barbie! The internet's favorite monkey, Punch, apparently has a girlfriend now. And we hit the phones to tackle the BIG question the internet has been pondering the past week: who comes first? Your mom, wife, or daughters?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had a lot of wacky crime stories today - everything from a former 1st round NFL draft pick shoplifting to a quadruple amputee who allegedly shot someone in his car while driving! Spring Breakers may want to think twice about twerking, a pack of dogs in China have gone mega-viral, and we hit the phones to share our worst dreams about work! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back at full strength! Rick returned, and Dave's bracket is officially busted. That Justin Timberlake DUI from a couple years back just had the bodycam footage released, some seniors are taking their happy hour desires to Congress, and a talking pig is making headlines. A Dominos franchisee has declared bankruptcy and we honored the memory of Chuck Norris in memes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! It was about time a Florida Man made it on the air this week, a great clip resurfaced of Deep Purple's Ritchie Blackmore trolling a hapless reporter from the BBC, some guy's parrot moonlights as David Lee Roth, and the upcoming season of The Bachelorette has been canceled! And since Rick was still out, Dave went unconventional and opened the phones and text line for any questions on your mind with an "Ask Me Anything!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's our second hangover of the week. First it was St. Paddy's Day, now a brutal Lehigh basketball loss in the NCAA Tournament. But we made the best of it, on National Let's Laugh Day! A dog became an urban legend in rural Alabama, some grandpa failed at a Taco Bell prank, and we discovered the wonderful origin of the Nokia ringtone from back in the day! Plus, we hit the phones to hear who your first crush was from tv or film! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National Hangover Day for those who partook in St. Paddy's Day a little too hard, and now the dawn of every basketball fan's favorite time of year - the NCAA tournament starts tonight with our very own Lehigh! And there's a new service for struggling basketball widows out there. A massive meteor crashed into Ohio yesterday, there's a clever thing to do with your St. Paddy's leftovers, a teacher is now infamous after her Zoom class, and we all shared our interesting celebrity encounters today! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy St. Paddy's Day! Rick is out getting testing done in Philly, so Dave did all the celebrating and started things off with a bear who crashed a news report about him! You can still call into QVC shows and one woman did so unabashedly. Taco Tuesday didn't go as planned for one woman, we celebrated the Irish holiday and shared some dad jokes to boot, and went over the winners from this weekend's Razzie Awards, then nominated our own worst movies ever! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back in action on a rather gross Monday morning, where we heard about two ridiculous records that were just broken, a horse went berserk in a race over the weekend, we trolled Dave's wife, and handed out "Everybody Oscars!" There's some new health warnings for Wegovy users, and with it being a dreary Monday we hit the phones to hear what you dread most about going to work?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today we started things off with a hot cup of RFKoffee, with a side order of frambled eggs. We then found out Donny Osmond's balls got him in trouble, and Team USA hockey hero Jack Hughes still hasn't had his broken teeth fixed. Meta glasses could violate your privacy even worse than you thought, and we hit the phones to hear about your biggest waste of money! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we heard Gronk responding to Logan Paul's smack talk, some nutty guy in the UK pulled a vehicle in the worst way possible, snake yoga is taking off in Portland, and if you're trying to quit smoking we have something you may want to consider. Plus, it's Spring Break! And Dave has a new resident on his property under the deck...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last night a massive new record was set in the NBA, but Dave was not all that impressed. The Rihanna shooter's social media has leaked and we found her threats aimed at Cardi B. Sharon Osbourne is planning a new Black Sabbath tour with a twist, the TSA released their annual list of the strangest things people attempted to take on a plane, and we hit the phones to hear the code words or phrases you and your partner use for sex! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we started things off with a belligerent woman on a flight who paid the price for not keeping her videos quiet. The woman responsible for shooting at Rihanna's house is clearly not well, judging by her social media rants. The alleged murderer of a United Healthcare CEO is now being romanticized in a NYC musical, we read this week's Penny Power peeves, and hit the phones to hear about your most infamous argument with your kids! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back at it! Today we talked the overabundance of CEOs eating their fast food online, the outrageously priced tickets for the upcoming Springsteen tour, the disturbing trend of mothers feeding their babies butter, and we found a new beer for those too lazy to even change their clocks! We also talked the amount of scars we have and the crazy origin stories that led to them. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we talked the former New York Yankee who just dominated the Texas GOP primary race for Congress, we found a guy who breaks down the weirdest laws by state - forcing us to do the same for Pennsylvania. Turns out far before artists like Beyonce and Post Malone went country, a classic rock band did the same! And we talked the agony of being added to a group text, and got your reactions for your own experience of being trapped in them! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we started the show off by talking about the new digital basketball courts in the Big 12. Bone broth cocktails are the trendy new drink, conspiracies have been swirling online that Jim Carrey's been cloned, and a fun Roman discovery was just made. We celebrated National Grammar Day, and also tried to help a listener out with a wedding invite dilemma! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today yet another coffee study came out, some cops had to wrangle a beaver, movie prop money is not meant for bail, and McDonald's apparently can fix your migraines?! It's Tuesday, so we peered into the local Penny Power circular for peeves, and hit the phones to hear what people give you crap about! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to work! Turns out it's Egg McMuffin Day, so grab yours for a buck if you're reading this in time. The new Pennsylvania licenses are becoming a costly problem for residents, a driver in Florida was falsely accused in a rather hilarious way, and NYC's subway system has fallen prey to advertisers. We also hit the phones to get your take on a dinner dilemma that took place over the weekend...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Dave came in hot off his fundraising effort at TGI Fridays in Quakertown, we had a happy ending to that guy who almost had his vanity plate taken away, a couple in Pennsylvania had an unconventional fight, and Burger King and McDonald's are about to go at it as well. It appears you can eavesdrop on the cockpit on United flights, and we all shared that one bar from back in the day that's no longer with us that we miss so badly! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we started the show with yet another celebrity who wants to take on Jake Paul in the ring. A travel influencer is grossing the internet out with her underwear cleaning hack. Some place in Texas is offering a drinking event for you and your dog! Dave is gonna be dining at TGI Fridays in Quakertown tonight to raise funds for St. Baldrick's in their fight against pediatric cancer, and we hit the phones to let you vent on what your partner won't stop buying! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had an abbreviated show today thanks to a massive power outage here at the station! But we got things back on track enough to sprinkle some content throughout the show. Some poor old guy is getting in trouble for his novelty license plate, scientists have discovered the world's oldest butthole, and Reese's has come under fire from lovers of the classic peanut butter cup and even the founder's grandson himself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we talked about the New York accent, which apparently is dying off. Robots have been going rogue everywhere! We discovered who the first Beatle was to try marijuana, another ridiculous emotional support animal made the news, and we shared our Penny Power peeves of the week! Oh, and a certain song set Rick off, so we shared the small things that are pure torture to us personally. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We made it in through the overnight blizzard! The Olympics just wrapped up and America stole Canada's soul again on the ice. Dunkin is rolling out a new bucket of coffee, some dude stole an abulance with a patient still inside, and porn content creator Bonnie Blue is pregnant! Good luck figuring out the father there. And Murphy almost got blasted by a skunk over the weekend, so we hit the phones to hear your encounters! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A whole lotta content packed into today's show.... we kicked things off with an upcoming girl fight, an Australian reporter was covering the Olympics while sloshed, Bon Scott's legacy is silver and gold, and RFK Jr. and Kid Rock have been working out together in a most ridiculous way. We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," talked oldschool words and phrases we still use, and had a surprise drop-in from A-TREAT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A wolfdog invaded the Olympics! A boss crashed out over employees adjusting the thermostat, the FAA has some bizarre policies, a beer pong game went very wrong for some teenager, and there's a new viral brand jingle! We also talked about the sounds that have traumatized us and continue to haunt us every time we hear them! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we kicked things off with a kerfuffle flop, a couple ended up getting married in a funeral home, and "sleepcations" are taking off as a popular new twist to time off. Some couple made a shocking discovery in their new couch, networks and Hollywood just can't quit reboots, and we hit the phones to hear the one thing you REFUSE to ever try! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Fastnacht Day! Or should we also say Pancake Day? It's rather confusing. Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger was ambushed in a casino, some guy modified a porta-potty to be an ice fishing shack, and Wendy's is shuttering 300 restaurants nationwide. Rick discovered a podcast that recreated 1987 radio accurately, and we talked the goofy phrases and slang that naturally develops with a pet! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday the 13th! Today we started the show with a little (painful) action on the slopes, some guy got stoned and ate all his wife's chocolates, we gave out some handy tips for Valentine's Day, heard about a woman who hit the hospital for a stomach bug only to find out she was pregnant, and hit the phones to hear your most romantic spot for a date in the Lehigh Valley! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We started things off today by talking about a brawl that broke out at a pickleball match! The Kurt Cobain homicide theories are back in a big way, kids are now using AI to make fake IDs, and the medals keep breaking at the Olympics! ACE Hardware is suddenly in the pie business, and we got a listener email from a woman with a dilemma at work with a friend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we kicked things off by talking the big flag football game coming up in Saudi Arabia, yesterday's McDonald's caviar giveaway turned out to be a total bust, and smart underwear is now on the market! Some poor guy who is depressed about AI coming for all our jobs made a parody song about it, and we hit the phones to hear the one main thing you NEED your significant other for! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we talked the new extreme contact sport happening in Australia, McDonald's rolling out their own caviar, and "6-7" has been replaced by a newer and just-as-dumb phrase for Zoomers. JetBlue had quite an incident on the tarmac, we got back to paging through the Penny Power circular for the best peeves, and hit the phones for idea on who should replace the fallen giant ice cream statue in Coopersburg! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back after the Big Game and we recapped all the lack of excitement in it! Lindsey Vonn had another wipeout / injury at the Olympics, and apparently the USA has an old personal injury lawyer competing in curling! We dropped our first-ever music video over the weekend, and hit the phones to get your take on the Big Game Halftime Shows! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! We found some wacky stories in our own state for once, Dave shared his favorite bets for the Big Game, and it's the official start of the Winter Olympics today! Remember the "Sham Wow Guy?" Well, he's running for Congress. And dared to go into the comments section today, and hit the phones to hear about the last time YOU left one! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National Fart Day (really) and skier Lindsey Vonn is gassed about it, an ancient beer was found in Utah, some guy decided using a blowtorch to clean his snowy roof is regretting it, and gorillas went at it in a Belgian zoo! And with Coca-Cola ending their naming rights deal for the IronPigs stadium, we hit the phones for new names for the park! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we had an assortment of rather gross topics, kicking things off with Patriots coach Mike Vrabel and an unfortunate promise he made about winning the Super Bowl back in 2019. This was followed by a new beer made with the help of bear poop, iguana pizza in Florida, and a World War 1 artillery shell that ended up where the sun don't shine! We found another strange addiction, and hit the phones to hear your best intentioned plan for your kids that ended in disaster! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.