So, Is He Captain America?

Welcome to Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse!  Or, Hey, Need A Spider-Man? - we have extras.  Introducing the Justice League of Spider-Men! Does Myles leave his clothing all over NYC? How does Punk Spider-Man keep getting cooler? Jess is a badass.  Will her baby have spider powers? Why is it called a cannon story line? The Prowler is back!!  (Kinda)  Beep-Beep.   This movie needed more Spider-Pig. Protect Trans Kids. Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

There are no bad dogs here - welcome to Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol 3 How is Groot so massive?  But Spider Groot - terrifying. Rocket & Lylla & Floor & Teefs forever Why is Adam also called Warlock? Counter earth doesn't seem so great either Did the Grand Poobah create an angry Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? The only good thing about that wet, slimy organic lab was Nathan Fillion We end with the Guardians doing what they typically do - fighting bad guys and kicking ass  Second Best Friends for Life. Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

  Hey everyone get ready to count your holes - it's time for Spider-Man…. I mean Ant-Man -  Ant-Man and The Wasp!   What exactly happened in this movie? How did the ants work?  Besides speaking through a hearing aide? What exactly is this softball of power? Where do we know Kang from?  Why do we feel we needed a 2 way radio to the Quantum? Michelle Pfeiffer - life beauty goals.   “It's all my fault” - Cassie Lang.   Yes, yes it is.  Your father is lying to you. When stuck in the Quantum - avoid banging Bill Murray.  Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Welcome to Episode 65 of the Prince podcast…..  I mean, let's watch Batman. Did the horror movie Smile steal the Joker's idea? Danny Devito is not in this movie  Catwoman - also not in this movie.  How many Michael Keaton Batman movies are there? How did Prince get involved with this movie? Why do these mobsters care about a chemical plant? Why does the chemical only hurt the Joker during the ambush?  But not the cops walking through it? Is Batman the most gadget heavy of all the superheroes? Does Vicki Vale know he is Batman by the end? So much ADR in this movie! This town definitely needs an enema!   Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Grab your tissues and let's hit the underwater super highway -  It's time for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever! Everyone bow down to the one and only Angela Bassett Did that Marvel logo break all of you too? Ryan Coogler is a genius when it comes to showcasing villains.  Were we cheering for Namor at times?  Possibly… Why was the underwater suit so giant?  Why do they even have one? Please give Ruth Carter another Oscar.  When can we have those Adidas?   Underwater feathers are mesmerizing  So much love for M'Baku.  But what is the plan with his challenge?  RIP Chadwick Boseman    Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Hey Nuclear fella, want to watch Black Adam? Justice League - Justice Society, you see how this is confusing, right? Who are we rooting for in this film? Why are the Justice Society sent in? What is this underwater sea jail? Did they CG DOWN Dwayne Johnson's body? Why is Henry Winkler in this movie?  Are we getting more of him? Here's to Pierce Brosnan's smoking jacket!  That man just gets better with age.  But seriously, who is his character?  And what are his powers? How much destruction can this city handle? If you are keeping score, this movie barely passes the Bechdel test. Curly on the outside, smooth on the inside. Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Bow down to the Guinea Pig army - it's time for DC League of Super-Pets! Everyone welcome our fab guest co-host @ajfeuerman  How did no one give poor Krypto a laxative? Let's not discuss how a tractor beam was built in a pet shop. Squeezy Bruce!! Welcome to AJ's Ted Talk on the Many Colors of Kryptonite Wait, there are HOW many Earths in the DC Universe? Adopt!  Don't shop! and go watch the Great British Bakeoff!  Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Welcome to another classic Thor adventure - Thor: Love & Thunder! Meet God Killer - the newest member of Wu-Tang Clan Lets here it for Mighty Thor! And also NAKED Thor! Can we get a full length movie of the fake play that keeps happening in Asgard? Eternity - or the inside of a Tao restaurant? When did the the Mighty Thor comics come out? Was Christian Bale channeling Voldemort?  So Thor has to raise this kid now? Any heaven where Idris Elba welcomes us, we want to be there. Chill, babycakes - Thor will be back.  And we bet he is re-invited to the orgy. Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Break out your horror expectations, it's time for Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness! There's a girl..... Should a portal be kept in a basement vault? What was that music fight? What is the 3rd eye for? So much Dr Strange on Dr Strange fighting. Is Wanda a superhero or a villain? Who was the big green ox? Let's all go to Flower New York Dr. Strange will be back, as will everyone else. It's tradition. Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Holy empty theaters batman, it's time for Morbius. Milo is a sociopath, Morbius, how did you not realize this? What is the female doctor's name? She's now a vampire, right? Where is Michael Keaton from? Why do they team up? Why would you ruin Matt Smith's beautiful face? How did Milo administer that shot? Who agreed to that procedure? Was this movie a blessing or curse for the VFX artists? Why did it have to be human blood? Side effects may include: boredom, hatred, low ticket sales Bats are our friends. Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Holy Batman everyone - it's finally time for THE Batman! The shortest summary of a 3 hour movie ever. Is the mayor's kid going to become Robin? How many Robert Pattinson Batman movies will we get? Let's discuss how much we enjoyed Zoe Kravitz. Why is this movie so wet? Alfred just came out of a coma, stop yelling at him, Bruce! We are fans of the stripped-down Riddler. Did Batman build that bike in his bat cave? The Penguin's makeup *chef's kiss* So much Batman, so little Bruce Wayne. Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Holy 80s everyone, it is time for Supergirl! Where and what exactly is Supergirl's home? A paperweight fuels the entire universe? That seems like a terrible idea. And how do Nigel and Selena immediately know this it's magical? How does Supergirl not know what a tree is but can use a typewriter and write an admission letter? Did Popeye's sponsor this movie? Can someone explain the mirror to us? and the wasteland? and the protest? Supergirl - predicting the 2022 SuperB owl back in 1984, that's her true gift. Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Spider-Man: No Way Home No Rules, No Notes, Lots of Tequila. Welcome to 2022! So many Spidermans... but where is Spider Pig?!? And how did they not "Roger Rabbit" in Miles Morales? Can we discuss how hot Marisa Tomei is? How can Ned now create portals? Why is the Statue of Liberty getting a shield? Are we the only ones that teared up when Andrew Garfield saves MJ? It is very clear by the villains we have not seen all of these Spiderman movies. Or have we? Can we get more scenes of the Spider-Men bromances? How long can Tom Holland play Spiderman before he is "too old"? "We like being evil!" - a direct quote from all of the villains. Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

This movie starts with a scroll? We are screwed. Well, let's get into Eternals anyway! Did we need to see ALL of the civilizations the Eternals have been through? Kingo's power is literal finger guns. WTF? How many words does Angelina Jolie actually speak in this movie? Why didn't they turn Sprite into an adult and save her from high school? Why is Kumail not at the end of this movie? Was it a scheduling conflict? Who is John Snow in this Marvel Universe? Are you Team Ikaris or Team Sersi? Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Welcome to the Rourke-aissance, it's time to watch Iron Man 2! Apparently, we have both seen this before.  No surprise that we couldn't remember if we had. You were looking for Venom 2? Yeah.... nope. Brandy's love for RDJ is irrefutable An angry Garry Shandling is a hilarious Garry Shandling Also hilarious - drunk Iron Man What's the chest flux capacitor really called? What is Mickey Rourke's character's name? electric whip guy? Until next time - tell us who is on your MCU version of F, Marry, Kill list? Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Grab your jewelry - it's time for Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings!  (bracelets) Katy is definitely wondering why she friend-zoned Shaun for all of these years.  And so are we! Trevor clearly meant something to everyone in the theater but us. Everyone should have a Willow. What exactly was Willow? Katy has mad archery skills for 3 days of training. How did she not get super-driving skills? Is Xialing becoming a villain? If you can go to the Alamo Drafthouse, do it. #NotASponsor #ButTheyShouldBe Give all of the awards to the Stunt & VFX teams. Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

The shortest movie ever - The Suicide Squad is all slaughtered the minute they step off the plane to complete a mysterious mission! Wait... that's just a decoy for the real Suicide Squad?? Why does the starfish birth babies from its armpit? And more importantly, why is it a starfish? Harley Quinn doesn't have any real powers right? She's just a psychopath? James Gunn - always delivering a great soundtrack. "They are killing kids?" Who are "they" and "what kids" are we talking about? What was the shark's name? Is this how his character is in the comics? Did everyone bleed orange, or was it our TV? How does The Suicide Squad relate to the other Suicide Squad? Do we need to find out? Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Black Widow - a badass movie featuring super fighter spy ladies. Why can we not remember anyone's name? Apologies to all. Draco? Melania? Comrade USSR? Arrow guy?How fast do tanks travel? Arm wrestling and tattoos, a combo no one should participate in. Can we discuss how attractive O-T Fagbenle is in this movie? Is he British? How many Black Widows are there? Can we really blame Hawkeye for Natasha's death in End Game? The hair game in this movie is strong. The best Oktoberfest braids ever. No broken noses are needed here - everyone keep your pheromones intact. Now give us the Florence Pugh origin story, please! Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Much like the actual story of Dredd - we are going to keep this one short & sweet.  Don't blink - or you will miss this 90 second recap. Spoiler alert - they are trapped in a building. We are so glad skateboarding is going strong in Dredd's world. Can we come up with a better name for this drug? Slo mo? Lazy writing. How do we get the origin story of Anderson? Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

When you find yourself in a shipyard in the middle of the night, you know some $h*t is going down. Welcome to the Punisher. Those kids were twins? Isn't the Punisher normally associated with a city? Not palm trees and Hawaiian shirts? Is there really not a backstory for the logo? Why is Johnny Cash a killer in this movie? That actor is an actual Johhny Cash impersonator, right? Who is the Popeye guy? What did he bring to the story? Why was there such a dramatic reveal of the mom? We are still mad it wasn't Edna Turnblad. Seriously, how does this man not die? Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

We are so excited to watch Wolverine's origin story! Wait..... this isn't an origin story?? Crud..... fine, let's do this (The) Wolverine. What state did they find Logan in? How is Logan communicating with people when he doesn't speak Japanese? Did Logan and Mariko sleep together? How did this move the story ahead? And are we just ignoring that Logan is older than Mariko's grandpa? Is the redhead a mutant? What is attached to Logan's heart? A robot? An alien? A parasite? Clearly, Logan has not dealt with the death of Jean Grey. Shocker - some of these characters are not fully developed. Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Want a feel-good movie that enjoys its female cast? Yeah, keep flipping past this one. It's time for Watchmen everyone. Over/under on how much the VFX artists enjoyed making a LOT of blue penises? Why is this movie so long? And how was it the shortest version? Do all retired superheroes get together and catch up? How did Rorschach's mask work? Does it reflect his emotions? Kudos to Dr. Manhattan's multi-tasking skills. Mars?!? Really?!? No. Unnecessary. We can all agree that most of their masks are not real masks right? We can still see their faces!! How was there no "kill" button to save Jon Osterman from becoming Dr. Manhattan? The whole experiment was based on electricity - there HAD to be a way to save him. What we could have done in those 2 hours and 43 minutes we wasted. Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Mutant Love triangles.... deception.... the smoking hot Rebecca Romijn..... it must be time for X2: X-Men United! Logan is left in charge of the school - what can possibly go wrong? What is the Ice guy's name? Is it IceMan? Is it that simple? Who is this female wolverine? What animal is she supposed to be? Stryker - the worst dad ever in the history of terrible dads. Wait - weren't there TWO people on that plane that can manipulate water?  How did Jean Grey still die? Wolverine needs a visit from the Queer Eye team. We can all agree Mystique is the hero of this movie right? Raise a glass to Rebecca Romijn's body. Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Fire up your brain machines and your chest lasers friends, It's time for X-Men: Apocalypse. Is this the 3rd X-Men movie? Why are so many of the X-Men blue? Where exactly is Storm from?  Did she always start out as a bad guy? Who is the guy that can move super fast? Why did he not tell Magneto he was his son? Can Olivia Munn please get some character traits? And in all seriousness - what is the main villain's name? We really need name tags. Until next time, we'll meet you all at the Mutant Registrar's office. Find us in all the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

You don't need a cape for this one, let's fly into WW84! Kudos to the hair, makeup, and set dressing departments on this movie. Weirdest live TV station studio ever! Who is Wonder Woman's Dad? Zeus? A Titan? Is WW mortal? Or a hybrid? Pedro Pascal - former successful businessman, or permanent con artist? What is Dr Barbara's comic book character name? Is the airplane always invisible, or does WW make it invisible whenever she gets in? Missing a child in the middle of DC? Just scream his name and he'll find you. Bring on all of the Steve 80s clothing montages, please! Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Is everyone ready for Dark Knight?  Head on back to episode 32 because much like most of our comic book knowledge, we were wrong when guessing our next movie. Sharpen your fangs, find your seat with the Vampires of the Round table - let's do this Wesley Snipes! What exactly is a La Magre - a blood god?  And why are we trying to bring it back?  Was this Frost's plan? The hospital where Doctor Karen Hemoglobin works has some heavily armed security guards, be on the lookout everyone. If anyone can explain why Blade's mom is trying to bone him, we will be eternally grateful.  Actually, on second thought, nevermind.  We are ok without that knowledge.  Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Welcome back everyone, to another destroyed city.  This time, Seattle is ruined in the movie Chronicle. Meet Andrew, Michael B. Jordan, and Andrew's cousin - the worst influencers ever.  Or, the story of How to become a Sociopath 101. One failed blowjob and it all goes to hell. What exactly gave them their superpowers?  Was it left by aliens?  Was it always buried in the ground? What was Michael B. Jordan's character name? If it wasn't for MBJ, this movie would get a much lower rating from us.  He just gets sexier and sexier with age.  Let's all go to Tibet - or some weird green screen that's probably located in Canada.

It is finally time....   Sam Heughan on the big screen!  And by that I mean we finally saw Bloodshot from the safety of our homes. All violence, no consequences....  What's more believable?  An American soldier who died in combat is sold for science purposes, or that the same soldier is then remade with tiny robots?     Why is Jamie Fraser so mad?  And mean? And where is his accent?  Isn't this an international movie?   Why are Jamie and the blind guy loyal to Guy Pearce?  Are they not aware they are just murdering people at this point?    Damn Gina! How fast do you move in 5 years?     Bloodshot - the best VFX reel in the industry. Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Shaq, Sparkey, and Judd Nelson walk into a bar.....  Unfortunately, all they are serving are faulty military weapons and wheelchairs with machine guns.  Welcome to the movie Steel.    How do we know it's 1997?  Shaq has a babyface, Ray J doesn't have a sex tape, and E-Commerce is still a thing of the future. How exactly are Big Willie & Judd Nelson friends?  And how is a shady arcade business still in operation? How does NO ONE realize who Steel is? Eat the hot dog, don't be the hot dog everyone. Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Welcome to another socially distanced episode.  So glad we still like our apartments. Are you ready for some "bad devil stuff" - here comes Spawn. Worst title sequence ever. Why does the Devil look like a muppet? Will Spawn ever see his wife again?  That lady who had no issues marrying his best friend the second he was gone.... WTF is with this clown? Why do we do this to ourselves?  This was not worth the collective $5 we spent on this movie. Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Welcome to episode 38, Kick-Ass 2 where we wonder how we get an hour and 45 minutes of our life back.   This crew has the worst names in the history of superheroes. What is going on with all of Chloe Grace Moretz's wigs? Why was she only 15?  And how and why was she invited to that bizarre sleepover? How did Jim Carrey get involved in this?   Oh Turk, you are better than this movie! This might be one of the few times where I cheered for a shark. This movie is very, very pleased with itself. Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Is Covid 19 over?  Yeah, we didn't think so, so let's use this time to catch up on the OG of X-Men movies where Galdalf metals it up! Everyone stop hand to hand fighting and use your powers! How is Jean Grey almost taken out by a frog guy?  What exactly were his powers anyway? Things we have learned: Wolverine is creepy Magneto is a great villan Mystique the best X-Men Storm is baffling Scott & Wolverine - let's take this comedy duo on the road! Where was the Stan Lee cameo in this movie?  Hot dog vendor?? Don't put algae in your brain machine friends. "I'm Blue" Mystique Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Welcome to Quarantine, Episode 3, where no one knows what day it is anymore. Spider-Man 2.1:  Peter Parker needs to get his shit together. Dr Octavia Spencer is harvesting plutonium, kids.  WTF? And it's 2004 where everyone keeps their gold coins in a bank like Scrooge McDuck. James Franco (character name) - why is ALL of the plutonium in a vault in your house? Where do all of the old spider webs go?  Are people just walking through them?  (shudder) And most importantly, what happened to Tobey McGuire? We are all just getting through this, friends. Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

We are still all about the quarantine life, guys.  Where every day is Wednesday and we are finally diving into the X-Men universe! Would you take the cure? Fair warning, everything Brandy knows about the X-Men comes from years of working at KB Toys. So many love triangles....  Wolverine, Jean Grey, Laser Eyes.... Iceman, Juno, and Sookie.....  and possibly Professor X, Magneto, and Jean Gray......   Why doesn't Storm just electrocute everyone and make the fights quicker?  You have a cool power Storm, use it!  Magneto - the worst Oprah ever. Holy reverse aging Professor X.  Screw you, bad dad.  Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Episode 1 of Shelter In Place, so glad we had Chris Evans to look at!  It's Captain America: The Winter Soldier! Bucky's arm?  It's clear to everyone but us, isn't it? Welcome to Wakanda, here's an arm. Satellites that read your DNA.... what?  I don't think that's how it works. Is everyone in SHIELD? Who hides a flash drive in a vending machine? Are Cap & Black Widow going to bone at some point? Peggy Carter did not write Ring of Fire.   Wash your hands, everyone.   Find us in all of the places:    Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn aka This Title Is Too Damn Long Welcome to Gotham: Where Everyone is a Sociopath Is the Black Mask a secret?  Everyone knows it's whatever Ewan McGregor's character's name is, right? So many bad guys & so many 2-hour fight scenes involving cheerleading stunts and figure skating moves. Why was the hyena named Bruce? Black Canary - superpower or just mad singing skills? Someone help Jess with her Halloween costume idea, it needs to happen. Everyone has a price apparently.  Ours is free movie tickets. Find us in all of the places:    Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Holy eyelashes Batman, it's time for The Dark Knight! Brandy takes ZERO notes, and it shows. No matter how many times we mention him, Sirius Black is NOT in this movie. Batman's special powers:  Money.  Seriously, what is preventing him from dying at all times? What is with Batman's voice? That's not how you treat a burn, Harvey Dent.  Give that man a 5150. The Joker, best female nurse ever. Does this movie pass the Bechdel test?  Come on now, of course, it doesn't. Heath Ledger deserved all of the awards for this one. Find us in all of the places:    Twitter   Facebook Instagram  Email

Break out your history books friends, we are going into the lives of the mortal enemies of the great Dutch Von Doom family, The Fantastic Four, and how Victor Von Doomed teamed up with the Majestic Surfer made of Silver in attempt to defeat and destroy them! Spoiler alert - they failed. What is this magical planet-eating thing?  And why does it need the Silver Surfer? What are all of the Fantastic 4's powers? How does the Human Torch keeps "un-flaming" into clothes? Who shot that Doom/Silver Surfer video? Who is the bad guy in this movie?  So thankful someone is finally getting billed for all of these superhero damages! If you learn nothing else from this podcast, just know that everyone deserves genitals. Comment, questions, concerns - find us here:    Twitter   Facebook Instagram  Email

Welcome to the Jason Mamoa podcast..er.. just kidding, let's watch Thor: The Dark World! Have we seen this?  Apparently not. It is always the golden hour at Asgard! Thor & Loki - sibling rivalry at it's finest. How do they just stand there at let Thor's mom die?  They are god's who can't fix stabbing? How do the tide pods of aether work? Idris Elba, the man can do it all... see into the future, stab a spaceship..... And can someone seriously explain how Natalie Portman is becoming Thor? Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

On a smokey, LA Sunday afternoon - we give you: Ghost Rider:  Spirit of Vengeance The Nicolas Cage of Nicolas Cage movies. What's everyone's take on the Scorsese quote? What exactly is this movie about? We all enjoy (and need) a good recap! What is the point of the decaying guy - the Villan with the good hair? Idris Elba was supposed to be French? Why is a perfectly good working motorcycle on a flatbed? Comment, questions, concerns - find us here:    Twitter   Facebook Instagram  Email

Hold on to your necks kids, its time for, Blade: Trinity. And sadly, this isn't an episode of Buffy, The Vampire Slayer.  Think "The Matrix" with bloodsuckers.  How did Parker Posey track down "Dracula"? Where is this movie located? What is Blade a hybrid of? Where is our Stan Lee cameo? How did they get to the blood bank? Was Triple H a stunt coordinator? Where does this movie fall in the timeline of Wesley Snipe's movie vs jail career? Ryan Reynolds was born with those abs, amiright? Comment, questions, concerns - find us here:    Twitter   Facebook Instagram  Email

Someone please tell us what happened to The New Mutants?  When will/did it release? Welcome to Jess's plot flow chart.  Hold on to your capes kids as we tackle a movie from the bucket. So many Harvey Dent questions....  We can all agree this well scene makes no sense, right?  How does a lateral jump get you out? How much money does Bane have? How big are our sewers? What is Robin's real name? And most importantly, what is the timeline of this movie? Comment, questions, concerns - find us here:    Twitter   Facebook Instagram  Email

For your subway listening pleasure - it's book report time! For this podcast we need a writer, a cape steamer, a director, and a stage manager. How old is Zendaya?  How does she managed to look 14 as well as 35? How old are the people who blip-ed?  So how old is Peter Parker? Jess's knowledge is power! What is the Daily Bugle? deepfakes, use it for good people. We are all in love with Aunt May, Happy. Comment, questions, concerns - find us here:   Twitter   Facebook Instagram  Email

It has been way to long friends....  So many questions, so many X-Men. Who is the blue smoke guy....  and the speedy blonde guy... and Gambit?   And don't get us started on the Fantastic 4...  Four?? Did seatbelts exist in 1975?  More importantly, did people use them? How are they breathing in space?  Where is the zero gravity?  Duct tapes works in space???  How?? Remember when Kelsey Grammer was an X-Men? Did the X-Men story line change?  Did they go rogue?  Is that another X-Men? Space glitter for everyone! Comment, questions, concerns - find us here:   Twitter   Facebook Instagram  Email

Much like everything else we get wrong in this podcast, this is in fact Episode 24, not 23. We don't think we need to tell you there are spoilers in this episode, right?  Spoiler - We loved it. #DontSpoilTheEndgame

It's Hellboy!  Hellboy!  Brandy is so excited.... and then she realizes she is watching the new Hellboy and becomes sad.  Jess has just remained angry through the evening. How Hellboy is a descendant of King Arthur and that makes him the king of England, we are calling all kinds of bullshit and a big WTF? Lobster guy - this cannot be a real character, right? These vampires do not sparkle and the movie lacks because of it. Abe Sapien is NOT the same guy in Shape of Water.  What is Daniel Dae Kim?  A were-jaguar?  and what was that accent? The best thing about this movie is the soundtrack, according to Brandy.  Jess votes for nothing. On a scale from Darkman to Wonder Woman, where are you guys placing it?  We voted low.  Very low. Comment, questions, concerns - find us here:   Twitter   Facebook Instagram  Email  

It's time for the version of Big you have all been waiting for - Shazam!  Sorry kids, no Tom Hanks in this one. How tall is Zachary Levi?  And are those muscles real..??  You know, just asking for a friend. Who are all of his foster siblings?  And how on earth do they all go to the same school?  Those bullies, they have to be like 20, right? Why doesn't Grandpa allow toys at his house at Christmas?  This movie is basically all his fault. When do we get Freddie's Origin Story? Go, go Shazam Power Rangers! Comment, questions, concerns - find us here:   Twitter   Facebook Instagram  Email        

What makes International Women's day even better - Captain Marvel!  Hitting you over the head with the 1990's!  Brandy should really take notes. Nick Fury has TWO eyes! In case you weren't aware, Jude Law is attractive. But is he human?  Is Captain Marvel a human? Seriously, what is a Tesseract?  Everyone thinks they are the good guy, most of them are wrong.  Goose forever.  

I know I have seen it, I have no idea what happens. That pretty much sums up The Avengers, friends. On a scale from WW to Judge Dredd, this falls somewhere in the middle. You are welcome for the worst plot summary ever. Is there a Nick Fury Origin Story? Have we already seen this movie? What is Phase 2? Stop using machine guns on non humans, good guys. You should have left it in the ocean. Shawarma for everyone. 

It's finally time for Jason Momoa.... I mean, Aquaman!! This podcast should just be renamed "Many Things Wrong" On a scale of Judge Dredd to Wonder Woman, we give Aquaman something in the middle. Raise of hands please, who is still unclear about the Steppenwolf incident?  Did this happen at Woodstock? So many EXTREME close ups! Why are seahorses dicks in this world? Why does Patrick Wilson's mask move?  #unsubscribe Why are they all wearing shoes? You may call us Jess & Brandy, but we prefer Ocean Masters. 

New mics, who dis? Bear with us friends, we are working out some kinks. * SPOILERS **SPOLIERS ** SPOILERS **SPOLIERS * Brandy does an epic book read to a very amused Jess as we hit a screening (!!) this time to see Spider-Man: Into The Spider-verse! The biggest spoiler of them all - we liked this one. Watch Spider Ben Affleck, Ballerina Spider-Woman, Grafitti Spider-Man, Darkman Spider-Man, Spider Anime, and Spider-Pig take on the evil King Pin to get them all back to their own time zones!  Is Uncle Aaron is Spider Person, or just a henchman?  What was his name? Where did that pesky spider come from anyway? Can King Pin actually fit in the car that is driving him around? Yeah for TWO female Post Supervisors! Thanks Producer's Guild of America!  Comment, questions, concerns - find us here:   Twitter   Facebook Instagram  Email That's all folks!