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So You Think You Can Belto?
Morgan Balfour

So You Think You Can Belto?

Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 93:22


Recorded Apr, 2024.Australian soprano Morgan Balfour made her San Francisco Symphony solo debut in 2023 with Bach's Magnificat, conducted by Dame Jane Glover. In the same year, she made her European debut with Internationale Bachakademie Stuttgart's JSB Ensemble under the baton of Hans-Christoph Rademann and received praise for her "crystal clear tone (that) conveyed a broad palette of emotional and vocal colors."During the 2024/25 season, Morgan will perform in Purcell's The Fairy Queen with Pinchgut Opera, appear as Susanna in Le nozze di Figaro with Pocket Opera, sing the soprano solo in Carmina Burana with Schola Cantorum and join Sacramento Baroque Soloists in Masterpieces from France.With a strong affinity for early music and the concert stage, Morgan has performed as a soloist with numerous companies, including Australian Brandenburg Orchestra, American Bach Soloists, Sydney Philharmonia, Canberra Symphony Orchestra and Cantata Collective. In 2022 she was a Virginia Best Adams Fellow at the Carmel Bach Festival.Some of her concert repertoire includes Vaughan William's Serenade to Music (Sydney Philharmonia), Bach's Mass in B Minor (San Francisco Bach Choir), Handel's Messiah (Chora Nova), Mozart's Requiem (Sydney University Graduate Choir), Haydn's Missa brevis (Masterworks Chorale), Bach's Missa Divi Xaverii (California Bach Society), Bach's Actus tragicus (Central Coast Chamber Choir), Whitbourn's Annalies (UC Berkeley Chamber Chorus) and numerous other Bach cantatas with Cantata Collective.Morgan has performed the role of Cephise in Rameau's Pigmalion with both Pinchgut Opera and American Bach Soloists. She also appeared as Honour in Purcell's King Arthur with the Brisbane Baroque Festival. As a Resident Artist with the Lyric Opera of Kansas City, Morgan spent the 2019 - 2020 season covering the roles of Blondchen in Die Entführung aus dem Serail, Musetta in La bohème and was scheduled to perform Mrs Grady in The Shining (covid19).Other operatic credits include Pamina in Die Zauberflöte, the titular role in Rodelinda, Frasquita in Carmen, Younger Alice in Glory Denied, Meleagro in Handel's Atalanta, Governess in The Turn of the Screw, and Annina in La traviata. Alongside her work as a soloist, Morgan is an AGMA member of the San Francisco Symphony Chorus, and has participated in numerous projects including the GRAMMY Award-winning recording of Kaija Saariaho's Adriana Mater. Morgan has also performed as a member of the San Francisco Opera Chorus and regularly appears with American Bach Soloists Cantorei. Morgan has numerous awards from appearing in the international competition circuit. She was the 2019 Handel Aria Competition First Prize Winner, 2022 Lyndon Woodside Oratorio - Solo Oratorio Competition Esther Korshin Award Winner, 2021 Colorado Bach Ensemble Second Prize Winner and 2021 Kentucky Bach Audrey Rooney Vocal Competition Encouragement Award Winner. In addition to her work as a classical vocalist, Morgan can be heard on the game soundtrack of The Lord of the Rings: Return to Moria.https://morganbalfour.com/--Hosted by Jessica Harper (soprano) & Jeremy Boulton (baritone), 'So You Think You Can Belto?' was created to empower emerging operatic practitioners across Australia and the world with access to the direct knowledge and relayed experiences of professionals.BUY JESSICA A COFFEE: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/32TKWJ6EQ7G8N⁠⁠⁠TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠twitter.com/sytycanbelto⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠FACEBOOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠facebook.com/soyouthinkyoucanbelto⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/soyouthinkyoucanbelto⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HASHTAG: #SoYouThinkYouCanBeltoJESSICA: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠jessicaharpersoprano.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JEREMY : ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠jeremyboulton.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DISCLAIMER: The views and opinions expressed are solely those of the individuals that appear on the program, not the views of the organisations that they are employed by, nor who they represent in other capacities.

The Top Ten Of Anything Podcast
MY TOP 10 MOVIES S1 EP7 - ANNE HEGERTY (THE GOVERNESS IN 'THE CHASE')

The Top Ten Of Anything Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2025 58:21


Welcome!It's time for another special guest to collate the impossible and count down their greatest movies of all time.This episode we welcome back "The Governess' herself from the hit Quiz show 'The Chase', yes, Anne Hegerty joins us to chat about her first viewing of Star Wars, her love of slapstick and her love of a good 90's action movie.THEME MUSIC THABNKS TO NIKOS SPILIOTISHere's all our Gubbins - SOCIAL MEDIAwww.twitter.com/toptenpodswww.instagram.com/toptenpodswww.facebook.com/toptenpodsEMAILGet in touch with us right here:toptenpods@hotmail.comPATREONCome and support the podcast at Patreon for some great rewards including -BE A GUEST ON YOUR OWN EPISODES VIDEO PLAYLISTS FOR EVERY EPISODEEXCLUSIVE TTTOAP BADGEEPISODES 5 DAYS EARLY AND AD FREE!www.patreon.com/toptenpodsEPISODE LINKSApple: apple.co/3ica0FySpotify: spoti.fi/3BRhkypYouTube: https://bit.ly/3jQETisMERCH https://www.podcastmerch.co.uk/170026-top-10-of-anythingLINKTREEhttps://linktr.ee/toptenpodsBUY US A COFFEEhttps://ko-fi.com/toptenpodsSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-top-ten-of-anything-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Radio 1 Breakfast Best Bits with Greg James
PinkPantheress vs The Pink Governess - The Chase Is On!

Radio 1 Breakfast Best Bits with Greg James

Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2025 42:00


Singer and Game show fan, PinkPantheress squares up to The Pink Governess, Anne Hegerty from The Chase. Jane from last week's Big Weekend giveaway finally answers that call from Radio 1, Lilly tries her hand at the next batch of tickets and Charlie wipes the floor with Yesterday's Quiz! Plus, Greg minds his language as he reminisces on his school days and there's MET Gala chat in All The Latest Things!

Central Station - Stories from Outback Australian Cattle Stations
Margot Steadman - Sliding doors led me to Dalgety Downs - [Voices Of The Gascoyne]

Central Station - Stories from Outback Australian Cattle Stations

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 127:02


**This episode is part of a mini-series produced for the Gascoyne Catchment’s Group, who have kindly allowed me to share it with you. I hope you enjoy listening to it as much as I did making it.** In this episode, we speak to Margot Steadman. Upon finishing school, Margot had the ultimate “sliding doors moment” which led to a life she could never have imagined as a child. Raised in suburban Perth, she helped a friend apply for a Governess position on Landor Station in the Gascoyne, and thought nothing more of it. When her friend backed out of the interview on the day due to nerves, Margot stepped in so the employers wouldn’t be stood up. And then, she got the job she’d never intended to apply for. Margot ended up falling in love with the boy next door on Dalgety Downs Station, where they would spend two decades managing, then owning the property, and raising their children, before moving to Wooramel Station on the coast for another two decades. From fixing windmills to mustering sheep, cattle and goats, dealing with death (both human and animal), to droughts and floods - with a healthy dose of laughter and good times in amongst it all, there’s not much she hasn’t seen or done. Margot’s story is incredible, and a shining example of how you never know where life will take you, and that you don’t know what you’re capable of until you try. To start our conversation, I asked Margot to share the story of that fateful moment that led her to Landor StationSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Lesbian Historic Motif Podcast
Our F/Favorite Tropes Part 17: The Governess - The Lesbian Historic Motif Podcast Episode 312

The Lesbian Historic Motif Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 11:35


Our F/Favorite Tropes Part 17: The Governess The Lesbian Historic Motif Podcast - Episode 312 with Heather Rose Jones In this episode we talk about: The dynamics of the “governess romance” F/f possibilities for governess romances A transcript of this podcast is available here. Links to the Lesbian Historic Motif Project Online Website: http://alpennia.com/lhmp Blog: http://alpennia.com/blog RSS: http://alpennia.com/blog/feed/ Twitter: @LesbianMotif Discord: Contact Heather for an invitation to the Alpennia/LHMP Discord server The Lesbian Historic Motif Project Patreon Links to Heather Online Website: http://alpennia.com Email: Heather Rose Jones Mastodon: @heatherrosejones@Wandering.Shop Bluesky: @heatherrosejones Facebook: Heather Rose Jones (author page)

Burning Man LIVE
Theme Campers Unite

Burning Man LIVE

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 52:21


Most people in Black Rock City live together in placed camps, aka theme camps, the most unique aspect of this unique event. There are 1200 camps in BRC. Somewhere at the intersection of Communal Effort, Self-Expression, and Immediacy, theme camps provide a uniquely decommodified ‘third place' of goods and services, and ambiance, offered as a gift. The annual Camp Symposium brings together staff and volunteers to share how they gift their interactive camps to participants. There's an art and a science to it. This is an episode of highlights about the art of it.Bryant Tan (aka Level Placerman): head of PlacementAndie Grace: Producer in the Philosophical CenterCharlie Dolman: Director of Event OperationsDA (aka Dominic Tinio): Environmental Restoration ManagerHarley K Dubois: Founder & Chief Cultural OfficerStuart Mangrum: Director of the Philosophical Centerand a keen crew of Placement Team volunteers BravoCosmicGovernessHepkittenHuntressKGBRazzmatazzListen to how it started, how it's going, and how Burners create these unique and interactive passion projects. Camps and Placement | Burning ManPlacement: About Us & VolunteeringCamp Support Team | Burning ManDe-bureaucratizing Your Burn (Burning Man LIVE 2025)Charlie Dolman · The Dust is in the Details (Burning Man LIVE 2022)Dark Angel of Black Rock & Restoration Destiny (Burning Man LIVE 2020) LIVE.BURNINGMAN.ORG

The Bible Project
(Philosophy) Bonus Episode. Christian Reaction to the The Life and Work of Early Feminist Writer Mary Woolstoncraft

The Bible Project

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2025 44:32


Send us a textThis audio is edited version of a longer Video presentation originally given on 12th of January 2024 to a secular group and made available to my Patrons on 15th Jan 2024. To see the longer complete video, follow the link to my Patreon community.https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-reaction-to-96546184?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_linkEpisode Notes.Introduction:Mary Wollstonecraft's Background:Mary Wollstonecraft, born on April 27, 1759, found herself at a crossroads in life. A woman of immense intellect, she faced subjugation, misunderstanding, and societal castigation. Despite her brilliance, she was largely ignored by her contemporaries as an intellectual. Her failed suicide attempt, where she was rescued from the River Thames, marked a turning point in her life.Her early life was marked by personal struggles, failed relationships, and financial difficulties. Raised in a household marred by her father's alcohol-fueled violence towards her mother, Wollstonecraft's traumatic childhood experiences profoundly influenced her perspective. She would later become a staunch advocate for women's rights, challenging the oppressive structures of patriarchy.Mary as a Governess and Advocate:After saving her sister Eliza from an abusive marriage in 1784, Mary Wollstonecraft became a governess, tutoring an Irish aristocratic family's four daughters. This experience exposed her to the corrupt system that confined 18th-century women to narrow roles, focusing solely on marriage and submission.Wollstonecraft's influence on the four young girls under her tutelage was transformative. Initially conforming to societal expectations, they emerged as intelligent, passionate, and independent individuals under her guidance. This demonstrated the potential for change through education, a central theme in Wollstonecraft's body of work.Her Seminal Work; "A Vindication of the Rights of Woman":Wollstonecraft's ground-breaking work, "A Vindication of the Rights of Woman" (1792), challenged prevailing gender roles and called for the empowerment of women. She argued for education, critical thinking, and independence, rejecting the societal narrative that confined women to submissive roles. Her critique extended to the intellectual backdrop of her time, questioning the ideas of philosophers like John Locke and Jean-Jacques Rousseau.She opposed Rousseau's view that women's education should revolve around pleasing and serving men, drawing parallels between women's roles and the dynamics of slavery. Wollstonecraft's rejection of traditional gender norms and advocacy for equality faced posthumous criticism, particularly regarding her unconventional personal life.Mary Wollstonecraft's Legacy and Christian Perspectives:Wollstonecraft's legacy extends beyond women's rights; it challenges societal norms and urges self-reflection. While her views may be viewed critically from a more conservative Christian perspective, her emphasis on the inherent worth and dignity of all individuals aligns with biblical principles.Her call for women's education aligns with the Christian value of stewardship—the responsible use of God-given abilities. Despite potential conflicts with established gender norms, Wollstonecraft's ideas can be interpreted in ways consistent with Christian teachings about humanSupport the showJeremy McCandless is creating podcasts and devotional resources | PatreonHelp us continue making great content for listeners everywhere.https://thebibleproject.buzzsprout.com

New Books Network
Emily E K Murdoch on the Governess Bureau Series

New Books Network

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2025 48:07


When the nobility and gentility of England are at their wits end, they send a discrete note to Miss Vivienne Clarke's Governess Bureau. Only accepting the very best clients, their governesses are coveted, with every governess following three rules: 1.You must have an impeccable record. 2.You must bring a special skill to the table. 3.You must never fall in love… In this interview with Dr. Miranda Melcher, Emily E K Murdoch takes listeners behind the scenes to explore the historical research that went into the six-book Governess Bureau series (Dragonblade) published by Dragonblade from 2021 to 2022. They also discuss how the novels bring together the genres of historical fiction, mystery, and romance, how the series is structured and why, and much more. If you've ever been interested in how series are created and genres are smashed - this is the conversation for you! This interview was conducted by Dr. Miranda Melcher whose new book focuses on post-conflict military integration, understanding treaty negotiation and implementation in civil war contexts, with qualitative analysis of the Angolan and Mozambican civil wars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Support our show by becoming a premium member! https://newbooksnetwork.supportingcast.fm/new-books-network

New Books in Literature
Emily E K Murdoch on the Governess Bureau Series

New Books in Literature

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2025 48:07


When the nobility and gentility of England are at their wits end, they send a discrete note to Miss Vivienne Clarke's Governess Bureau. Only accepting the very best clients, their governesses are coveted, with every governess following three rules: 1.You must have an impeccable record. 2.You must bring a special skill to the table. 3.You must never fall in love… In this interview with Dr. Miranda Melcher, Emily E K Murdoch takes listeners behind the scenes to explore the historical research that went into the six-book Governess Bureau series (Dragonblade) published by Dragonblade from 2021 to 2022. They also discuss how the novels bring together the genres of historical fiction, mystery, and romance, how the series is structured and why, and much more. If you've ever been interested in how series are created and genres are smashed - this is the conversation for you! This interview was conducted by Dr. Miranda Melcher whose new book focuses on post-conflict military integration, understanding treaty negotiation and implementation in civil war contexts, with qualitative analysis of the Angolan and Mozambican civil wars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Support our show by becoming a premium member! https://newbooksnetwork.supportingcast.fm/literature

New Books in Historical Fiction
Emily E K Murdoch on the Governess Bureau Series

New Books in Historical Fiction

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2025 48:07


When the nobility and gentility of England are at their wits end, they send a discrete note to Miss Vivienne Clarke's Governess Bureau. Only accepting the very best clients, their governesses are coveted, with every governess following three rules: 1.You must have an impeccable record. 2.You must bring a special skill to the table. 3.You must never fall in love… In this interview with Dr. Miranda Melcher, Emily E K Murdoch takes listeners behind the scenes to explore the historical research that went into the six-book Governess Bureau series (Dragonblade) published by Dragonblade from 2021 to 2022. They also discuss how the novels bring together the genres of historical fiction, mystery, and romance, how the series is structured and why, and much more. If you've ever been interested in how series are created and genres are smashed - this is the conversation for you! This interview was conducted by Dr. Miranda Melcher whose new book focuses on post-conflict military integration, understanding treaty negotiation and implementation in civil war contexts, with qualitative analysis of the Angolan and Mozambican civil wars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Support our show by becoming a premium member! https://newbooksnetwork.supportingcast.fm/historical-fiction

Heaving Bosoms
The Governess and the Orc by Finley Fenn (Part 2) | Ep. 361.2

Heaving Bosoms

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2024 58:06


HBs!!!! We're back for [art 2 of THE GOVERNESS AND THE ORC by Finley Fenn, the 7th book in the Orc Sworn series. When we left off, Rathgar had just gotten Geva to be very vulnerable in front of all of his kin and then he called her easy and cheap. I still don't think I've recovered. Reconciliation seems like a really big ask, but Finley Fenn has convinced us of more in the past! Lady Loves: Mel: sleeping in separate rooms on occasion! Sometimes even the daintiest of ladies snore and their partner might benefit from a good night of sleep. There's no shame in it! Sabrina: Adding a protein shake to coffee as the creamer to make sure you're packing in some macronutrients. Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This Friday, we're recapping DEMON FROM THE DARK by Kresley Cole! Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more.

Heaving Bosoms
The Governess and the Orc by Finley Fenn (Part 1) | Ep. 361.1

Heaving Bosoms

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 88:14


HBs!!!! We're back! Yeah, we're back at Orc (Splash) Mountain! Mel and Sabrina are recapping THE GOVERNESS AND THE ORC by Finley Fenn, the 7th book in her Orc Sworn series. Geva Okoro is a damn good governess working for terrible people. And then she's forced to help an orc pirate steal all their stuff! Instead of trying to flee and hide as a Black woman in a very white region, this orc offers to hire her for a fake relationship! Y'all. This is the book in which Finley Fenn took come play to the next level for Melody. Scent is VERY IMPORTANT to orcs! Part 2 is tomorrow! Bonus Content: Sabrina is back in this orc hole, realizing some childhood memories were actually dreams, Orc Sworn Next Gen requests, orcs can smell ANYthing (unless they don't), the pals explain their clan identification, yes we are Orc Sworn anthropologists, and so much more! Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This Friday, we're recapping DEMON FROM THE DARK by Kresley Cole! Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more.

life isn’t that bad.
fight for every inch

life isn’t that bad.

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2024 31:33


**Trigger warnings for this episode are as follows**Mental health, sui***al ideation, mood disorders, sexual and emotional abuse, trauma, sexually explicit themes, and drug and alcohol use. If any of that sounds difficult to listen to, proceed with care and caution, or, you might want to skip this one.Happy Trans Day of Remembrance 2024. Rest in Power, Nex Benedict, Fern Galindo, Adalyn, and any other trans loved one who has lost their life due to transphobia, fascism, and hatred. May you all be never forgotten.This episode, I feature the art of some friends of the show, Tulsa based photographer and visual artist Tori Bock, Governess of Days and show contributor Ness Robinson, 2024 Lambda Literary Award Winning Tulsa based poet Quinn Carver Johnson, and transgender artist extraordinaire, Jordan Wright."Nothing to Lose" and "Bipolar Poem" both written and performed by Tori Bock. "Beautiful Broken Doll" and "What Does A Bird Hater Do?" written and performed by Bailey Rodfield."Bio" and "Actuality" written and performed by Ness Robinson.“The End of Pleasure” and “Some Advice” by Jordan Wright."Dinosaurs" written and performed by Quinn Carver Johnson. This piece was published earlier this year by World Literature Today, and can be found here: https://www.worldliteraturetoday.org/blog/poetry/two-poems-oklahoma-quinn-carver-johnson . Support Quinn's work by ordering their poetry collection The Perfect Bastard, which can be found here: https://nupress.northwestern.edu/9780810146501/the-perfect-bastard/Quinn is also one of the editors and organizers for Zhenya Yevtushenko's Empire of Missed Chances Vol. 3 - Book of Young Myths. I was a contributor to the work, and you can find some of my own poetry within its pages as well. This publication is published through Torres Fine Art, and more information about it can be found here: https://torresfineart.com/emc-store/p/vol-3Quinn is performing their work at Norman Depot in Tulsa on Fri. Dec 6, and will be teaching a workshop on protest poetry at Oklahoma State University in March and April of next year. If you are local to the Tulsa area, and either of those interest you, please make it out if you can! Music in this episode is listed as follows, in order of appearance:​"Sad Guitar Beat", by Seth Makes Sounds, off Freesound.org​"Please, Don't Forget Me", by | e s c p | https://www.escp.space/, https://escp-music.bandcamp.com/​"Neurodivergent", by Jaxius​"Rain On The Window", by Alex-Productions | https://onsound.eu/​"Meditate", by Jaxius​"Time Rider" by | e s c p | https://www.escp.space/​"Feral Angel Waltz" and "Evening", by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License:http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Cover art: "Grungy Rainbow Road", taken in Downtown Santa Fe by Bailey Rodfield. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/litb/support

Next of Kin The Podcast
Ep 39: Confessions of a Governess with @journeeintoparenting

Next of Kin The Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2024 47:09


Todays episode is sponsored by CloudNine Kids a British-led homecare company providing baby & childcare services at your home in Dubai and Abu DhabiNext of Kin The Podcast is back with season 3! I'm your host Emma, a British Expat, Mumpreneur and toddler Mum, living in Dubai, UAE, and this podcast follows along my own journey raising my daughter and starting my first business.This week I am thrilled to have Lauren Clark, Governess-extrodinaire, on the podcast to spill the beans on what it is really like to work as a Western Nanny for high net worth families.Lauren, has recently started her new parent coaching business Journee into Parenting where she helps UAE Mums with challenges from routines to weaning.Links:CloudNine Kinds Website: https://cloudninekids.ae/CloudNine Kids Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cloudninekidsuae/Lauren's Journee Into Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/journeeintoparenting/My new personal Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emmacoulter.insta/Support the showWebsite: https://nextofkin.aeInstagram: @nextofkin.aeMy Personal Instagram: @emmacoulter.instaTiktok: @nextofkin.aeEmail: podcast@nextofkin.aePlease subscribe and share the show to help us grow, and if you are enjoying the podcast and would like to support you can now 'buy me a tea': https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nextofkinpodcast

Book Bistro
Fake Dating

Book Bistro

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2024 68:06


Book Bistro is excited to welcome new presenter Shan to the podcast team. This week, she's joining Shannon, Stacy, and Natalia for a discussion of fake dating books. Titles mentioned include: Alexandria Bellefleur, The Fiance Farce Gabriella Gamez, The Next Best Fling (Librarians in Love #1) Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games #1) Ashley Winstead, The Boyfriend Candidate TJ Alexander, Chef's Choice (Chef's Kiss #2) Finley Fenn, The Governess and the Orc (Orc Sworn #7) E.M. Lindsey, The Edge of Heaven (Love Beyond Measure #1) Sara Desai, The Dating Plan (The Marriage Game #2) Andrew Grey, Dragged To the Wedding Brittainy C. Cherry, The Problem with Dating Devyn Sinclair, Endless (Clarity Coast Omegaverse #1) Natalie Cana, A Proposal They Can't Refuse (Vega Family Love Stories #1) You can always contact the Book Bistro team by searching @BookBistroPodcast on facebook, or visiting: https://www.facebook.com/BookBistroPodcast/ You can also send an email to: TheBookBistroPodcast@gmail.com For more information on the podcast and the team behind it, please visit: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/book-bistro

Australia Wide
Distance education home tutors continue their 50-year call on government for recognition, remuneration, and career pathways

Australia Wide

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2024 24:59


Distance education home tutors are calling on the government for greater recognition of their role in classrooms.

The Top Ten Of Anything Podcast
133. SONGS WITH PLACES IN THE TITLE (with ITV's The Chase's Governess Anne Hegerty)

The Top Ten Of Anything Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2024 59:45


Fly me to the moon!Yes songs can be about almost anything. We've done numbers, colours and now it's places!Joining us is the one and only Anne Hegerty (The Governess from ITV's The Chase) as we countdown our Top 10 Songs with places in the title!**We had a little tech issue and the songs never came out on the recording, so, apologies!**SOCIAL MEDIAwww.twitter.com/toptenpodswww.instagram.com/toptenpodswww.facebook.com/toptenpodsEMAILGet in touch with us right here:toptenpods@hotmail.comPATREONCome and support the podcast at Patreon for some great rewards including video playlists that accompany the podcast episodes - www.patreon.com/toptenpodsEPISODE LINKSApple: apple.co/3ica0FySpotify: spoti.fi/3BRhkypYouTube: https://bit.ly/3jQETisMERCH https://www.podcastmerch.co.uk/170026-top-10-of-anythingLINKTREEhttps://linktr.ee/toptenpodsBUY US A COFFEEhttps://ko-fi.com/toptenpodsSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-top-ten-of-anything-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Plot Trysts
A Governess's Guide to Passion and Peril by Manda Collins

Plot Trysts

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2024 20:45


This is a bite-sized good time, even if neither of us can articulate more than "it was fun and we figured out the mystery too soon so there should have been more sex."

Sissy Legs Hypnosis
Panties with a Purpose: E01 Homework

Sissy Legs Hypnosis

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2024 13:31


Pick your panties under guided meditation to serve Governess. [snaps + gongs + spanks] as requested  TRIBUTE: https://linktr.ee/sissylegs  **PATREON for DM sending permission xX

Trash or Treasure? Find your next romantic read!
Episode 162: Tessa Dare's ‘The Governess Game'

Trash or Treasure? Find your next romantic read!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2024 17:02


Don't have time for terrible ❤️ books? To help, Kim and Aimee review ‘The Governess Game' by Tessa Dare, Book 2 in the ‘Girl Meets Duke' series. (We do get slightly distracted by memories of Anne Gracie's ‘The Perfect Rake', Episode 4.) We LOVE it when our listeners ask us to read books! Please hit us with your suggestions via Twitter @or_treasure or email trashortreasurepodcast@outlook.com

The Medici Podcast
Episode 57: Under Pressure

The Medici Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2024 22:44


Catherine de' Medici takes the reins under the novel title of Governess of France. Just as she assumes power, a crisis that will overshadow the rest of her life begins to take shape. 

Reading Jane Austen
S04E07 Emma, Chapters 32 to 36

Reading Jane Austen

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2023 59:59


In this episode, we read chapters 32 to 36 of Emma. We talk about the civil society of Highbury, why Jane puts up with Mrs Elton, and Emma's dinner party.The character we discuss is Mrs Elton, and Ellen talks about governesses. In the popular culture section, Harriet talks about the 2013 YouTube series Emma Approved .Things we mention:Character discussion:Diana Birchall, In Defense of Mrs Elton (1999) John Mullan [Editor], The Oxford World's Classics Edition of the Works of Jane Austen: Emma (2022) Mary Deforest, ‘Mrs. Elton and the Slave Trade‘ Persuasions 9, 1987Lona Manning, ‘What is Austen saying with Mrs. Elton?‘, 9 February 2023John Sutherland, Can Jane Eyre be happy? (2000)Thomas Gray, ‘Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard‘ (1751)Historical discussion:Elizabeth Eastlake, ‘Vanity Fair and Jane Eyre‘, Quarterly Review 84, 1848Anna Jameson, The Diary of an Ennuyée (1826)William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair (1847)Maria Edgeworth, The Good French Governess (1801)Ellen Jordan, The Women's Movement and Women's Employment in Nineteenth Century Britain (1999)Graph showing percentages of governesses, female milliners and domestic servants in various age groups as shown in the census of 1851.Popular culture discussion:Main version considered:YouTube, Pemberley Digital, Emma Approved (2013) – starring Joanna Sotomura and Brent BaileyOther referencesYouTube, Pemberley Digital, Lizzie Bennet Diaries (2012) – starring Ashley Clements and Daniel Vincent GordhParamount Pictures, Clueless (1995) – starring Alicia Silverstone and Paul Rudd For a list of music used, see this episode on our website.    

Two Can Keep A Secret
Ep. 81: A Lovable Scamp: Amy Bock

Two Can Keep A Secret

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2023 82:35


What profession should a charming, charismatic woman take on in the late 1800s? A school teacher, maybe? Nah! That's too mundane and doesn't pay enough. Governess? Too pedestrian! How about a con artist? Now that's more like it!! And when that got stale, Australian native Amy Bock decided to try her hand at cross dressing. Tune in to listen to this chaotic case! Sources: WikipediaThe Encyclopedia of New Zealand RNZ Black Sheep Podcast- Con Artist: The Story of Amy Bock Music: Big Foot by Gvidon on Pixabay (Go check it out!)

Tudor History with Claire Ridgway
The botched execution of a royal godmother and governess - #MondayMartyr

Tudor History with Claire Ridgway

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2023 1:02


The innocent Margaret Pole, Countess of Salisbury, suffered a truly awful end - a botched beheading. #tudorhistory #toweroflondon Find out more at https://www.theanneboleynfiles.com/the-execution-of-margaret-pole-countess-of-salisbury/ You can find my books on Amazon at http://viewauthor.at/claireridgway

The Mutual Audio Network
Sonic Summerstock Replay: 13.2A: Sole Twin Audio's "The Turn of the Screw(050123)

The Mutual Audio Network

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2023 85:35


This week the Sonic Summerstock Playhouse begins it's first act with Rachel Pulliam and Sole Twin Audio's adaptation of "The Turn of the Screw" from their Patchwork Classics series. The cast for this epic includes Sharon Grünwald as Announcer, Ross Bernhard as The Whistler, Ted Bjorndal as Douglas, Karl Nordman as The Uncle, Tanya Rich as The Governess, Fiona Mack as Mrs. Grose, Melissa Fry as Flora, Taylor Johnson as Miles, Pete Lutz as Peter Quint, Lana O'Kell as Miss Jessel, Jerry Kokich, Anusia Battersby, Fiona Thraille, Tony Francis, and as the Patchwork Classics Voices Lillian Rachel, Adam Blanford, Alexxandra Macedo, Karl Werner, Larry Groebe, Gareth Bowley, Erin Suminsby, Theodore Perez, John Lingard, Caleb Bressler, and Nate James as the Jurors  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Afternoons with Helen Farmer
The Divorce Lawyer

Afternoons with Helen Farmer

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2023 77:11


10 April 2023: Dee Popat is a family lawyer offering advice on marriage, family and divorce.Celebrity trainer Scott Harrison explains how he went from being overweight to getting a six pack in a number of weeks.My Governess is talking workshops for children and nanniesRemotePass is helping people all over the world find career opportunitiesProfessor Dame Heather McGregor explains how to cope with stress as a female entrepreneur.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Project Gutenberg Open Audiobook Collection
The Governess; Or, The Little Female Academy

The Project Gutenberg Open Audiobook Collection

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 268:56


The Governess; Or, The Little Female Academy

Earp Fiction Addiction Podcast

This week DW introduces FicRecJen to the world of ABO fiction as they discuss a boundary-pushing and innovative fic by authors Kim Knight and Winniegurl! Read the fic! True to you by Kim_Knight, Winniegurl Huge thanks to our voice actors Alice and Jordan for reading Kim and Winnie's written responses 'on air'. This week's Reverse Sponsor is:  Marvelous Mrs Mosaic! Kim's Desert Island Fic Selection was: The Death and Life of Waverly Earp by Seda Winnie's Desert Island Fic Selection was: The Governess by ShaunaDZ Episode transcript by SaraRob2549782!  

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How To Be 60 with Kaye Adams
Being very honest with Anne Hegerty

How To Be 60 with Kaye Adams

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2023 41:46


Joining Kaye & Karen on the How To Be 60 Podcast this week, the Governess herself - Anne Hegerty - who is very honest! Get in touch with your thoughts by emailing podcast@htb60.com!Grab tickets to How To Be 60: Live at the Glasgow International Comedy Festival at https://www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/kaye-adams-how-to-be-60-live/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ouch: Disability Talk
Access All Christmas Special – The Governess Anne Hegerty

Ouch: Disability Talk

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2022 27:00


Our catch-up with Anne Hegerty was such a success, we decided as a Christmas treat we'd bring you the full, extended conversation! Refreshingly honest and hilarious, Anne revels how Autism impacted her childhood, career and ability to manage benefits – leading to bailiffs turning up on her doorstep. From ‘The Chase' auditioning process to becoming a household name, prepare for some unfiltered, extended Christmas fun! Producer: Amy Elizabeth Recording/mixing: Dave O'Neill Senior News Editor: Damon Rose

So Good We Named It!
Episode 44: Scream 4 The Governess! - So Good We "Maimed" It Halloween Special!

So Good We Named It!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2022 64:09


To celebrate Halloween we are joined by Hillary & Meg who both had viral Halloween Golden Girls displays! We discuss what inspired their creations & how they combined their loves of Halloween & The Golden Girls! Listen to this episode before you have your dart gun confiscated because you're unaware of the Ninja Turtles craze! Follow Us! linktr.ee/SoGoodWeNamedIt Hillary's display: https://www.facebook.com/hillary.gluck/posts/pfbid0QRivVTAEw8sSxYEaaMDkEVgwNfJqFHNbG9QDbgcaAUrK83aoFa8Ag12nPWCyrZp2l Meg's store: https://zelinskysbagsofholding.com/ Golden Girls Posters! https://www.instagram.com/golden_girls_posters/?hl=en

DnD Tales from the Blue Cottage
Episode 36 Part 2 - Ancient Power

DnD Tales from the Blue Cottage

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2022 74:01


The long awaited confrontation between the party and the Governess finally comes to fruition. --- Thanks so much for listening! If you're enjoying this podcast and would like to support the stream, please check out our shops at: www.midnightstraycandleco.com www.etsy.com/shop/BlueCottageRPG We also have a ko-fi: ko-fi.com/bluecottagednd Every little contribution goes a long way towards us bringing more and higher quality content, and we thank each of you who have contributed thus far! You can also follow us on Instagram for updates and fun DnD photos and material: @bluecottagednd

DnD Tales from the Blue Cottage
Episode 36 Part 2 - Ancient Power

DnD Tales from the Blue Cottage

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2022 74:01


The long awaited confrontation between the party and the Governess finally comes to fruition. --- Thanks so much for listening! If you're enjoying this podcast and would like to support the stream, please check out our shops at: www.midnightstraycandleco.com www.etsy.com/shop/BlueCottageRPG We also have a ko-fi: ko-fi.com/bluecottagednd Every little contribution goes a long way towards us bringing more and higher quality content, and we thank each of you who have contributed thus far! You can also follow us on Instagram for updates and fun DnD photos and material: @bluecottagednd

DnD Tales from the Blue Cottage
Episode 34 Part 3 - Banishment Backfire

DnD Tales from the Blue Cottage

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2022 61:10


After a near death encounter with the Shade Guard, the party returns to Gildarth's tower to retrieve the final piece of information they need to defeat the Governess once and for all. --- Thanks so much for listening! If you're enjoying this podcast and would like to support the stream, please check out our shops at: www.midnightstraycandleco.com www.etsy.com/shop/BlueCottageRPG We also have a ko-fi: ko-fi.com/bluecottagednd Every little contribution goes a long way towards us bringing more and higher quality content, and we thank each of you who have contributed thus far! You can also follow us on Instagram for updates and fun DnD photos and material: @bluecottagednd

Ouch: Disability Talk
Anne Hegerty: ‘Quizzing is easy, household tasks are the hard bit'

Ouch: Disability Talk

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 34:01


Known as The Governess on quiz show The Chase, Anne Hegerty regularly puts wannabe-quiz champions firmly in their place. But while quizzing comes easily, Anne reveals to Nikki Fox and Emma Tracey that she finds everyday tasks, like washing her clothes, extremely challenging as an autistic person. She also has a theory about why bailiffs are like vampires… And BBC News correspondent, Sean Dilley, describes the heartbreak he's going through having retired his guide dog, Sammy, after 10 years together and the long wait he's facing for a new assistance dog. Producers: Keiligh Baker, Amy Elizabeth and Emma Tracey Recording / mixing: Dave O'Neill Editors: Beth Rose and Louisa Lewis

Tea & Strumpets: A Regency Romance Review
109 - Hot for Teacher: Governess Romances that Deserve an A+

Tea & Strumpets: A Regency Romance Review

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 49:24


To purchase any of the books you've heard on today's episode AND support the show, visit our accompanying blog post.Want to listen to a certain segment? Here is our outline this week:0:00 - 05:32: Intro05:32 - 24:09: Governess Romances (1-8)24:09 - 27:06: Parlour27:06 - 49:25: Governess Romances (9-17)Please consider supporting the launch of our new Patreon! Check it out at patreon.com/tnstrumpetsSubscribe to our email list to learn what we're reading next month, for fun extras, and more!Follow us on Instagram @tnstrumpetsFollow us on Twitter @tnstrumpetsFind us on Facebook facebook.com/tnstrumpetsAnd subscribe to us on YouTube!And join us next time as we read Lord of Darkness by Elizabeth Hoyt! 

CKCC Radio: Home of Club Kayfabe's Community of Podcasts
The A Show Fall 2022 Episode 2 - The GM vs. The Governess

CKCC Radio: Home of Club Kayfabe's Community of Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 77:41


Plot Trysts
The Governess Without Guilt by Katherine Grant

Plot Trysts

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2022 38:40


This book is a huge departure for the Preston series, starring a Preston who isn't an ethical consumer or a socialist. A lot of this book challenged us as readers and you know it didn't shy away from how messy/gross society can be or the sexiness... And how messy/gross sex (and it's repercussions) can be.

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The Mutual Audio Network
Sonic Summerstock Playhouse 13.2A:Sole Twin Audio's "The Turn of the Screw(071022)

The Mutual Audio Network

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2022 84:31


This week the Sonic Summerstock Playhouse begins it's first act with Rachel Pulliam and Sole Twin Audio's adaptation of "The Turn of the Screw" from their Patchwork Classics series. The cast for this epic includes Sharon Grünwald as Announcer, Ross Bernhard as The Whistler, Ted Bjorndal as Douglas, Karl Nordman as The Uncle, Tanya Rich as The Governess, Fiona Mack as Mrs. Grose, Melissa Fry as Flora, Taylor Johnson as Miles, Pete Lutz as Peter Quint, Lana O'Kell as Miss Jessel, Jerry Kokich, Anusia Battersby, Fiona Thraille, Tony Francis, and as the Patchwork Classics Voices Lillian Rachel, Adam Blanford, Alexxandra Macedo, Karl Werner, Larry Groebe, Gareth Bowley, Erin Suminsby, Theodore Perez, John Lingard, Caleb Bressler, and Nate James as the Jurors Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sunday Showcase
Sonic Summerstock Playhouse 13.2A:Sole Twin Audio's "The Turn of the Screw

Sunday Showcase

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2022 84:31


This week the Sonic Summerstock Playhouse begins it's first act with Rachel Pulliam and Sole Twin Audio's adaptation of "The Turn of the Screw" from their Patchwork Classics series. The cast for this epic includes Sharon Grünwald as Announcer, Ross Bernhard as The Whistler, Ted Bjorndal as Douglas, Karl Nordman as The Uncle, Tanya Rich as The Governess, Fiona Mack as Mrs. Grose, Melissa Fry as Flora, Taylor Johnson as Miles, Pete Lutz as Peter Quint, Lana O'Kell as Miss Jessel, Jerry Kokich, Anusia Battersby, Fiona Thraille, Tony Francis, and as the Patchwork Classics Voices Lillian Rachel, Adam Blanford, Alexxandra Macedo, Karl Werner, Larry Groebe, Gareth Bowley, Erin Suminsby, Theodore Perez, John Lingard, Caleb Bressler, and Nate James as the Jurors Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Women’s Prize for Fiction Podcast
Bookshelfie: Minnie Driver

Women’s Prize for Fiction Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2022 56:04


For this very special episode, Minnie Driver talks to Vick in front of a live audience in Bedford Square Gardens, London. The actor, author and singer opens up about her yearning for freedom and the pieces of herself that were sacrificed for fame.Minnie became known for her lead roles in Good Will Hunting and Circle of Friends. She broke into Hollywood where she performed in some incredible films, like The Governess and Hard Rain, alongside some equally incredible actors. She now has three studio albums, hosts her own podcast (Minnie Questions with Minnie Driver) and has her own production company. You may have also seen her star in Amazon's adaptation of Cinderella and seen her new and evocative memoir, Managing Expectations, in shops which she has recently published. Minnie's book choices are: ** The House Of The Spirits by Isabel Allende** Wise Children by Angela Carter ** The Cost Of Living by Deborah Levy** Pride And Prejudice by Jane Austen** The Wallcreeper by Nell ZinkVick Hope, multi-award winning TV and BBC Radio 1 presenter, author and journalist, is the host of season five of the Women's Prize for Fiction Podcast. Every week, Vick will be joined by another inspirational woman to discuss the work of incredible female authors. The Women's Prize is one of the most prestigious literary awards in the world, and they continue to champion the very best books written by women. Don't want to miss the rest of Season Five? Listen and subscribe now! This podcast is sponsored by Baileys and produced by Bird Lime Media. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sole Twin Audios Network
Patchwork Classics: The Turn of the Screw - Trailer

Sole Twin Audios Network

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 1:09


"It is a curious story; I have it written in faded ink, a woman's hand, governess to two children long ago..." -Benjamin Britten's Opera, "The Turn of the Screw." Coming soon to Sole Twin Audios' Patchwork Classics, Rachel Pulliam presents her adaptation for Henry James' "The Turn of the Screw" starring Tanya Rich as The Governess as Fiona Mackinnon as Mrs. Grose. With the voice talents of: Taylor Johnson as Miles - https://www.castingcall.club/taylorjo Tanya Rich as The Governess - https://www.tanyarich.co.uk/ Fiona MacKinnon as Mrs. Grose - https://www.fionamackvoices.com/ Sharon Grunwald as The Announcer - https://sharongrunwaldva.com/ The poem, "How Shall I Greet My Love," was written by Adam Blanford - https://abvoiceartist.carrd.co/ The artwork for this production was created by Cordelia Dreisonstok

Spanko! Podcast
Episode 0051 - Miss Katherine & Bill

Spanko! Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 31:36


Join us as we talk with dominurtix, Miss Katherine (aka Sweet Mistress Cyn, aka Governess Katherine Worthington), and one of her professional bottoms, Cowboy Bill, at Lone Star 2021. This Dallas/Fort Worth-based professional disciplinarian/adult nanny/Mommy domme and model and producer has a lot to share!  Where is the most unusual place you have had a spanking scene? Come listen and hear all the fun locations she has recorded. Did she possibly just suggest a spanking at an airport….  Wonder if the podcast crew decided to follow up on that……   Need suggestions for skin care after a spanking? This episode has lots of fun suggestions and tips!

Sattology Harinam
HG Adiguru Das Weekend Special - Narada Muni Instructions To Yudhistar Maharaj-Governess Apr 30 2022

Sattology Harinam

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2022 58:16


HG Adiguru Das Weekend Special - Narada Muni Instructions To Yudhistar Maharaj-Governess Apr 30 2022 by Various Speakers

KinkyCast
#429 - Sweet Mistress Cynon Adult Babies - Diaper Lovers

KinkyCast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 33:43


So who am I and what exactly do I do? I am Sweet Mistress Cyn, a 5'8 barefooted and 6 feet tall in heels, fetish artist/video producer, Empath, Muse, guide, Fetish fantasy facilitator, Fetish video model, professional disciplinarian, maternal motivator, professional Mommy, spanker of naughties, giver of hugs, positive punisher, friendly, open minded soccer Mom next door type that is available for both online & in person outcall sessions (in other words, I come to you). I help others professionally live out fantasies, inspire self-expression, overcome stigmas, provide companionship and engage adult play &/or creative discipline. I am passionate about encouraging people to live with authenticity and for everyone to embrace who they truly are without fear. https://www.kinkycast.com/archive/2022-archive/429---sweet-mistress-cyn-on.html

Everything Vaguely Paranormal
The Bisley Boy: Was Queen Elizabeth I Replaced?

Everything Vaguely Paranormal

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2022 65:58


Did the monarchy harbor a dark secret? When Queen Elizabeth I was sent to the village of Bisley around 1543-1544, the then Lady Elizabeth allegedly came down with an illness that would end her life. Lady Elizabeth's Governess was in a state of despair, because the King, who was famous for his awful temper and rages, was due for a visit. How could she tell the king of the death of his daughter? She didn't... she just replaced the late Princess with another child... or did she? Become a PATRON on our Patreon (Your support allows us to continue to bring you bigger and better content): https://www.patreon.com/evppodcastConnect with us on social media: YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvpS_7TZj8aq1Pzst7ljG6wINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/everythingvaguelyparanormal/FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/everythingvaguelyparanormalTWITTER: https://twitter.com/evppodcastWatch podcast episode #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqYi59Gq6kw&t=1453s(C) VAGUELY PARANORMAL PRODUCTIONS 2022

Yes But Why Podcast
YBY ep 306: Emma Bird and the importance of saying YES

Yes But Why Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 69:11


In this episode of Yes But Why, I speak with Actor, Theatre Director, and Improviser, Emma Bird. Based out of Liverpool, UK, Emma Bird began her acting career in 1990 featuring in a lead role alongside Pete Postlethwaite, in the BBC film, Needle. While being represented by Independent Talent agency in London, she began a successful career in television, most notably as series regular Maxine Price in Casualty (1992). Emma has been featured in the films, Seventeen (with Rachel Weisz, 1996) and The Governess (with Minnie Driver, 1997) among others. Notable theatre work includes The Good Hope (The Royal National Theatre and UK tour), David Mamet's Oleanna (Norwich Playhouse), and Ariel Dorfman's Death & the Maiden (Hope Street Theatre, Liverpool). Emma is also a celebrated theater director that has directed critically acclaimed productions at Brighton, Manchester and Liverpool Fringe Festivals. Emma began improvising in 2007 and has since trained with leading improv professionals with a broad range of styles and philosophies from schools such as Second City, iO; UCB; Annoyance Theatre & The Groundlings. Teachers include The Maydays, Jaime Moyer; David Razowsky; Liz Allen; Michael Gellman; Rachel Mason & Susan Messing; Will Hines; Jay Sukow; Brian Palermo; Jeff Michalski; Michelle Gilliam; Shannon Stott; Jonathan Pitts; Aretha Sills; Armando Diaz, amongst others.Emma Bird is the Founder & Director of Liverpool Comedy Improv (LCI). Started in 2015, Liverpool Comedy Improv provides the opportunity to learn improvisation in Liverpool and across Merseyside. She has founded, developed, performed and directed four improv teams. Currently performing with Boss Birds Improv (Liverpool's first all women team); and duo team Moses & Bird. Emma is one of the leading teachers of comedy improvisation in Liverpool and the North West. Emma's approach to teaching improv is grounded in her 30 year professional experience as an actor and theatre director.In my conversation with the very impressive Emma Bird, she told me how, onstage, she plays cheeky, silly, and “a bit bonkers.” Emma spoke to me about finding her people when she joined a youth theater group at the age of 7. She talked about creating that same kind of community with Liverpool Comedy Improv (LCI).We chatted about tapping into imaginative play as a kid and connecting with your own playful spirit as an adult. We spent time going over what we learned from the pandemic. We both agreed that, for us personally, live theater feels more life affirming that zoomprov. (Though we do both love the opportunity we had to meet and connect through this medium!) We talked about the benefits of being a go getter with your own creative projects. “Make it and they will come,” she says. We discuss the importance of saying YES. You can support Emma Bird by attending a class at Liverpool Comedy Improv online or in person! You can also buy LCI merch from wherever you are in the world!Yes But Why Podcast is a proud member of the HC Universal Network family of podcasts. Visit us at HCUniversalNetwork.com to join in on the fun. #YesButWhy #Podcast #HCUniversalNetworkThis episode of Yes But Why podcast is sponsored by audible - get your FREE audiobook download and your 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/YESBUTWHY. Treat Yourself. Get Audible. This episode of Yes But Why is also sponsored by PodcastCadet.com. Go to PodcastCadet.com to connect with us so we can help you with your podcast! Save money by putting in offer code YBY20 to get 20% off the first service or workshop you buy!(production notes: recorded zoom meeting via Rodecaster on 2/3/2022; posted on 3/14/2022)

Queer Movie Podcast
The Vampire Lovers (Queer Horror)

Queer Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 72:42


This was nearly an episode about Lesbian Vampire Killers. Instead, we we have chosen the 1970s vampiric gothic horror masterpiece, The Vampire Lovers starring Ingrid Pitt and Peter Cushing. Is it actually scary? Probably not, but vampires are inherently queer and this one is actually a lesbian! This is a queer movie watch party for your ears, hosted by Rowan Ellis and Jazza John. Join us as we take a look at the queer film canon, one genre at a time. From rom-coms to slashers, contemporary arthouse cinema to comedy classics - Queer Movie Podcast is a celebration of all things queer on the silver screen! New episodes every other Thursday. Find Us on the Internet Super Highway - Twitter: https://twitter.com/QueerMoviePod  - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thequeermoviepodcast - Website: http://www.queermoviepodcast.co.uk/  - Multitude: @MultitudeShows Production - Hosts: Rowan Ellis and Jazza John - Editor: Julia Schifini - Executive Producer: Multitude - Artwork: Jessica E. Boyd Transcript [Intro Music] JAZZA:  Welcome to the Queer Movie Podcast, celebrating the best. ROWAN:  And worst. JAZZA:  In LGBTQ+ cinema. One glorious genre at a time. ROWAN:  I'm Rowan Ellis. JAZZA:  And I'm Jazza John. Each episode we discuss a movie from a different genre of cinema. ROWAN:  This episode, genre is-- ROWAN & JAZZA:  Queer Horror..  JAZZA:  [vampire laugh] ROWAN:  Thanks, Jazza. JAZZA:  But, before we dive into this week's episode, Rowan, what's the gayest thing you've done since we last spoke? ROWAN:  Well, this is actually something that I've wanted to do for a long time. But every time I've tried to do it, there's been a It's not been available for me. And that is volunteering for a Queer Organization specifically for a Queer Youth Group or kind of youth mentoring organization, something like that. And there's, sadly not a lot of them in London, and a lot of them kind of were at capacity or weren't doing their services because of COVID. But at the beginning of the year, I applied and I've just found out today that I've been accepted, so I'm very excited. I've got to do some training, obviously, very soon, but yeah, I'm gonna get to do some mentoring. JAZZA:  It's gonna be so cool. And you're officially becoming a Queer Elder-- ROWAN:  Oh my God. JAZZA:  --soon anyway, aren't you? ROWAN:  Yeah, I am. JAZZA:  Yeah. ROWAN:  In a week's time, I will indeed hit 30 and therefore-- JAZZA:  Good then. ROWAN:  --become an OAP. JAZZA:  Uh-huh. As a as a cis gay man, I stopped aging at 24. So let me know-- ROWAN:  You never will reach that, yeah, I'll let you know what it's like. JAZZA:  Awesome. Thank you so much. ROWAN:  And Jazza, what's the gayest thing that you've done since we last spoke? JAZZA:  So recently, the UK started lifting lockdown restrictions, right? And we were able to have familiar relations again. I had relations with an individual and was able for the first time to actually complete a full session of prep. Do you know how prep works? ROWAN:  I was wondering where you were going with it. I was like, complete a full session of what? JAZZA:  Yeah, it's not session-- ROWAN:  --[2:00] I was like a full, a full session of-- JAZZA:  A full of [2:03] like a-- ROWAN:  --[2:03] relations, you able to what? JAZZA:  I full cycle, a full cycle of [2:06]. ROWAN:  Pretty you. JAZZA:  So I do have that you're able to get it on the NHS now. And it is for anybody who doesn't know a medication that prevents you from getting HIV. And how it works is you're meant to take it two hours before you have relations. And then afterwards you've had relations in order to properly protect yourself. In the past, I have only ever prepared to have the relations and never had to complete the whole cycle of prep. ROWAN:  Oh my God, that's the saddest thing I've ever heard, that's hilarious. JAZZA:  Is it. ROWAN:  You know what, that was excellent. That was a very good-- JAZZA:  Thank you-- ROWAN:  --gayest thing I've done since [2:42]-- JAZZA:  Yeah yeah yeah. I feel like an actual adult now. ROWAN:  Look at you. JAZZA:  [2:45] yeah, look at me. Man in my 30s, finally able to look after myself. ROWAN:  Full disclosure to everyone listening, Jazza as he said that grinning like a little schoolboy does have a tiny gnome figurine right behi--as he said, I felt like such an adult. There is a tiny gnome figurine right behind him. JAZZA:  I'm an adult who collects plushies and plays D&D like these are-- ROWAN:  You know what, fair enough. JAZZA:  Yeah, these are not things that are mutually exclusive. ROWAN:  Yeah, you know what, you're right. [3:09] [Transition Music] JAZZA:  The film we have chosen for today is the 1970s vampiric Gothic horror masterpiece. The Vampire Lovers, starring Ingrid Pitt, and the absolute legendary Peter Cushing. So without further ado, let's start nibbling away at Roy Ward Baker's, The Vampire Lovers. ROWAN & JAZZA:  [trumpet sound] ROWAN:  Are you anticipating some kind of like dramatic horror music [3:47]-- JAZZA:  Yeah, in my head like it's the the title card. ROWAN:  Excellent. JAZZA:  I actually, vampire [3:53]. ROWAN:  I know we just said that we were going to go straight into talking about the history of the genre and the-- JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  --context of it. But I just also need everyone to know not to make this the call out Jazza Podcast. But-- JAZZA:  It it already is. ROWAN:  --I came up with a whole list of, honestly, iconic wonderful, queer horror movies have come out. Especially some in the last few years. Because we have had an absolute amazing blossoming of queer horror within the last few years. I came up with an amazing shortlist. Jazza, came up with a movie that I immediately vetoed. That is the movie lesbian Vampire Killers. JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. Which has James-- ROWAN:  Which has-- JAZZA:  Corden in it. ROWAN:  --James Corden in it, is therefore I hate crime. And I immediately vetoed it. And then the list Jazza went through the list and it. Basically the secret came out that Jazza is a massive baby. And essentially would just was not able to watch an actual horror movie. And so-- JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  --we have watched this movie, which is, horror in the most technical sense of the word. JAZZA:  No, but it's like, it's it's a lot of foundations of horror, like, like it's a classic Gothic, lots of dark cobwebby castles. Lots of screen Queens, a couple of screen Kings. ROWAN:  Yes, every element of horror except the bit where it's scary, which I think suited Jazza just fine. JAZZA:  Yeah. ROWAN:  I think that was-- JAZZA:  100% ROWAN:  --that was, I think he's very pleased with himself that he managed to get this. Because the other, we watched some of the trailers together. And there were a few trailers that Jazz stopped halfway through and went, "Oh, yes, I think we get the idea." And then, and it was very obvious why. JAZZA:  Apparently, I'm quite good to watch horror movies with. Just know that if you ever watch a a legitimate horror movie with me, that is actually scary. I'm not having a nice time. And you know what, in this podcast that I am lucky enough to have with you, Rowan. I want to have a nice time, you know? And I don't think that's too much to ask. ROWAN:  Okay, well, when we connect, spend actual time together, maybe I'll just I'll be like, oh, yeah, let's watch this nice little, like animated children's movie and then just slip in a horror movie instead. You could just hold onto my hand. JAZZA:  Maybe next year's Halloween, we can have a special episode again. And you couldn't actually scare the hell out of me, it will be good. ROWAN:  Yeah, if everyone could just audio clip Jazza, just then essentially promising on his on his firstborn son that he will watch a horror movie with me, that'd be great. So I know that Jazza, you've done normally when we watch these movies, we do a little bit of context. And then we talk to each other and go, oh, wait, shit, did we do the same context maybe hopefully, we looked up different bits of trivia otherwise is going to be very boring for both of us. And luckily, we had kind of done a mix. So I know that you've looked up Hammer Horror, which is the kind of studio and very specific niche genre that this particular movie is in. So would you like to tell me about it? I'm ready to learn.  JAZZA:  Yeah yeah yeah, so a Hammer, also great name, Hammer Productions. They were a production house in the UK, who were famous for bringing a lot of classic horror from the black and white era of the 1930s into color. We making a lot of the classics like Frankenstein, Dracula, The Mummy, etc. Remaking them into color movies for audiences throughout the 1950s and 60s. The other thing that they were very well known for doing is having a butt ton of sequels for everything. So this particular movie that we're doing. The Vampire Lovers, has two sequels to it. Lust for a Vampire, released the following year, and then Twins of Evil. Which as far as I have been able to find out on the Wikipedia page was just kind of like the same plot two more times, but with different actors. But to be fair, if the punters are going to go and watch it, then why not right? The reason the The Vampire Lovers itself is quite interesting, and is that a little bit of a tipping point in terms of cinema, is because it was towards the end of the strictness of the Hays Code in the US, which is a piece of us legislation that was very tight collared, around the depictions of sex, nudity, deviant acts like homosexuality. ROWAN:  I'm gonna be annoying and interrupt here is the Queer Film Historian bitch on this podcast. Because I think it's genuinely interesting. It wasn't technically a piece of like Governmental Legislation as such, it was a code that was self-imposed by Hollywood on itself, specifically, because they thought that the government will be even more harsh, so they were like, oh, shit, like, let let's just, we promise no titties, no gays, no, no-- JAZZA: No titties, no gays. ROWAN:  [8:39] for gays, we promise. And and so yeah, no, it's it's a, it's one of those kind of really interesting things actually happened with the comic, comic books as well, the Comic Code Authority happened as well. JAZZA:  Mmm. ROWAN:  A lot of industries at the time were like, well, I guess if someone's gonna do it, it might as well be us, to ourselves. JAZZA:   Uh-hmm. Yeah yeah yeah. And this was kind of like, towards the end of the prolific nature of the Hays Code. And it was still actually really hard to get this past the censors. The Vampire Lovers, which obviously, is pretty gay. There's naked ladies and there's titties absolutely everywhere. And there's also a man who dies while he's having a piss. So it's not really kind of like the highest brow of entertainment. But the reason that they were able to get especially the the gay shit through the censors, even at the time as they were expanding. Was because it was based on the original source text from the 1800s, Carmilla, which is like a classic text. And because it's seen as a classic text, they were like, actually, this is basically Shakespeare. I don't think anybody actually said that. But essentially, that's how they managed to to get around it. ROWAN:  Just being true to the original. JAZZA:  Yeah yeah, exactly. But yeah, we're watching a a movie about lesbian vampires. Of course, there's going to be a little bit of a camper and Gothic horror is always just a little bit of camp. But it's also a really interesting moment in kind of like the attitudes of prudishness, that were in Hollywood throughout the 50s and 60s. ROWAN:  Absolutely. I do, I do agree with you like Hammer Horror is just camp, it's just campy. Like it just has that energy to it in general-- JAZZA:  It is now. ROWAN:  --and I think as well like well, we'll talk about this when we're actually talking about the plot and the performances and stuff in the next section. But yeah, the acting of the time was not exactly the most based in like realism. And and I think that that style of acting that was popular then I think just is so imbued with camp-- JAZZA:  Uh-huh. ROWAN:  --as you look back on it now. Even if this hadn't had a load of vampires in it, I feel like it still would have felt a little bit-- JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  --kind of queer energy. JAZZA:  A 100%. It reminded me an awful lot of like Ryan Murphy guy. ROWAN:  Oh, yeah. JAZZA:  Which obviously is referential to this era of horror. And I was like, Oh, I 100% understand where all of these references now come from in, like our modern media as well. Rowan, you had, a you also went away and did some of your own research you clever bookworm slash website were around like, vampires, sexuality, all of those things. Would you end up fine, come on, show and tell. ROWAN:  Well, basically, for those for those who don't know about the history of the vampire, it's kind of appears in a lot of different folktales and legends around different places. Just I think the idea of someone who needs to drain other people of their blood, which is very much linked to like, you know, lifeforce in a lot of cultures. It makes sense that there will be kind of mythology around that, and and kind of scary tales, and all that kind of thing. But it kind of didn't necessarily get a kind of literary grounding until the early 1800s. Were John Polidori, wrote The Vampyre, which was actually created kind of as part of the sort of Gothic horror writing contest that also produced, Frankenstein. It was a good, it was a good time that they were having in that rainy manor house. And kind of interestingly, the history of vampires, I think, has not necessarily been, obviously in the mainstream link to queerness. But when you start looking into the history of it, it's a lot of like reading between the lines when it's going on. So, for example, that original text of Vampyre, a lot of people kind of thought that potentially the that kind of central character was based on Lord Byron. There was a bit of a mix up as to who had originally written the tale. And it was attributed Lord Byron originally and then kind of had to be redacted. And so you kind of have this element of like, oh, there's this creeping queerness in there. And that only became like, more intensified when it came to Dracula, which came a bit later. Because again, Bram Stoker, lots of rumors about him being gay, he had a very close relationship with Oscar Wilde. He wrote some frankly, adoring love letters to Walt Whitman, really, really, very gay letters to Walt Whitman. And there are just some quotes that come up in the book that feel very much like they are centered around the kind of repressed, a repressed homosexuality-- JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  --shall we say. A lot of people have pointed out the fact that he basically started to write Dracula very, very soon after Oscar Wilde's trial and conviction. And that there was potentially a link between that and like the anxieties of being this like queer man who was worried about being like, discovered. So obviously, as with much of queer history, it is not provable. But I do think it's very interesting. And it's something a lot of people have have talked about. But yeah, I think vampire stories in general, as well as being kind of horror, obviously have a lot of links to the idea of sexuality, and and sexual anxieties, I guess over the years. JAZZA:  When we're looking at this area as well. It's really difficult to kind of like put the gay label on it. Because it wasn't a term that they used for themselves-- ROWAN:  No. JAZZA:  --either, but we're just kind of trying to view it for our own lens. ROWAN:  Yeah, exactly. So in Dracula, for example, you've got Lucy, the character of Lucy, who's this kind of like symbol of the new woman. So kind of more independent and breaking free of the constraints of society, especially sexual constraints. And so if she sort of gives herself or is compromised by this kind of foreign invader, then she becomes this corrupted figure, which is very, you know, if you read through the lines, metaphorically, it's very much a sort of like fallen woman virginity loss kind of situation. And then yeah, I mean, spoiler alert for Dracula, but she ends up being staked by like, all of the men who she had been pursuing at one point or another during the story, and dies-- JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  --this death that's very, like writhing around and bleeding, and it's very kind of like, you know, symbolically resonant in a lot of ways. So yeah, I think I think that like even if you come to Twilight, or to more modern depictions of vampires, it doesn't necessarily have a Victorians lens of sexuality. It has a modern lens, but it's still feels like it might be commenting in some way. So there's a lot more sort of, in the vampire as the romantic lead for women's or like girls fiction, it becomes much more about a man who needs to control his natural impulses, and that he's able to do it for you. The female love interest. JAZZA:  That's the Twilight stuff isn't? ROWAN:  Exactly. JAZZA:  I'll be honest, I wasn't even I wasn't even making that link in like, I feel like Twilight is such a long time ago now. ROWAN:  Ancient history. JAZZA:  Yeah, yeah. But like, seriously, but yeah, I didn't even make that link of kind of like sexual request-ness. But then I haven't really read, I haven't read any of the Twilight books, I've only seen the movie. So maybe that's why it's not at the front of my mind. ROWAN:  Well, allegedly Stephenie Meyer did come up with the idea from some kind of romantically charged dream that she had. And she is quite from quite a religious background. So I think that the sexual repression and morality element to it is, it's not has not been not commented on by people in the past. So yeah, so I definitely think that the vampire legend and mythology and stuff has always had links to sex in some way and to that kind of forbidden element of sex. And I think that that only gets more apparent when you talk about sex that is genuinely forbidden and taboo in the way that kind of same gender relationships might be. So yeah, it completely makes sense, lesbian vampires completely make sense on a literary level. And it very much is not just a kind of, ohhh, she's sexy, and she's a lesbian, and she's a vampire. It's like, oh, there is actually some kind of literary backing to making this a a thing in your films. JAZZA:  Did you have because I accidentally came across this while I was looking through stuff around the source material for The Vampire Lovers, which is like a a vampire novel that predates Dracula by a couple of decades called Carmilla. About a lesbian female vampire. And apparently she's based on this Hungarian, I believe she's a Princess. She's a fancy person, uhm, called Elizabeth Boothroyd. Have you seen her a bit about her? ROWAN:  If this is who I think it is? Yeah, I think she married into a family and got an absolute ton of land and power from it and use that to allegedly just kill a lot of servant girls, and some minor nobility. JAZZA:  Some set I don't think we have to say allegedly anymore. This was in like the the 15, 16 [16:54]-- ROWAN:  She's not gonna [16:55]-- JAZZA:  [16:56] I think we're gonna get sued by Elizabeth III of Hungary fame, but she apparently killed up to 650 people and there was some people who say that she used to bathe in their blood to maintain like youth? Some of this is urban legends now, and there's some people that say that she inspired because she was from the Kingdom of Hungary. Which at that time included, Slovakia and Romania, which is kind of like the part of the world that is where like, vampiric culture comes from, I guess? And some people even suggest that she inspired Carmilla and Dracula. But yeah, like, it's an interesting part of kind of like also the, the empowered woman as well, which was definitely, I mean, deviant for the time that vampire novels became really, really big in the Victorian era. But certainly for like the 1500-1600s when she was alive, as well. And kind of like the fear and the weariness of the empowered, maybe sexualized women as well. I kind of like themes that run through this type of horror too. ROWAN:  Indeed, without I guess, should we go into talking about the actual movie and how the lesbian vampires sort of displays herself. JAZZA:  Displays herself. ROWAN:  Displays herself in this movie JAZZA:  Sometimes literally displays herself-- ROWAN:  Quite literally. JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. [18:15] [Transition Music] [18:15] [ADS] JAZZA:  Dear listener, there's only so many times you can lean on your ability to make a [18:25] gin and tonic. Trust me, I've had the headaches to prove it. Sometimes you need to shake up your drinks trolley, pun intended, and shaker and spoon subscription cocktail box is the perfect way to do that. Each box they send you contains enough ingredients to make three different cocktails with your favorite Spirits. 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[21:02] [Transition Music] ROWAN:  So we normally split this into three different parts. JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  We haven't conferred beforehand about what those parts are going to look like for this particular movie. But I have a feeling that we have a very similar thru line. JAZZA:  Hmm. ROWAN:  The first part I have referred to, because there was only one way we could refer to this part, given that in so many other films that we have covered in our previous episodes. This was also the title of a section of the film. JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  The Party and its Aftermath. JAZZA:  Yeah. 100% It starts with the party and its aftermath. It's very all interesting things start with a party, as does this movie. ROWAN:  Yeah, for some reason, so many stories. Normally, the party in its aftermath is the last act. JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  Whereas in this one, it's, it's the first so essentially, what happens at the beginning of this movie is that we have this man who's narrating talking about the fact that his sister has died and he is going on this revenge plot. Castle ruins, evil European family, some very helpful vampire lore up front. He lets us-- JAZZA:  Uh-huh. ROWAN:  know you got to decapitate them. You got a stake in through the heart. We're getting a lot of exposition, but you know what, that's just how he rolls. JAZZA:  It was quick. It was quick and acceptable. I feel like you know, for [22:20]-- ROWAN:  Ding, ding, ding! Here we go. JAZZA:  But also, is anyone gonna come into something called The Vampire Lovers, cold as to what a vampire is. ROWAN:  Unlikely. JAZZA:  Like, I feel like most people are probably gonna know broadly, what a vampire is and how you kill it. ROWAN:  Exactly. So it's it's the classic star of the vampire killer is here. He's narrating to us what's about to happen. We have a very fast zoom in on a guy's neck with fang bites. The camera angles and uses within this movie are just very intense. They really love a good zoom in, dramatic zoom in. They really like a good kind of interesting shots, shall we say throughout this. Which I did, did think heighten the camp element. But with, yeah, very quintessential have a horror stuff. The evil figure of the vampire looked like I would say a Halloween sheet ghost costume, mixed with a Dementor. JAZZA:  Oh, well, you have ruined that now. I thought it looks like really quite impressive. ROWAN:  I did as well. Yeah, no, that isn't to diminish how-- JAZZA:  Okay, cool. ROWAN:  --creepy it did look. JAZZA:  Cool. I think that is an accurate description of what it was dressed as to be fair. ROWAN:  Yeah, I was like, you know what, if people aren't going to go back and watch this movie, if they're just listening this to to hear a little bit about lesbian vampires. I want to paint them a picture. And the picture is-- JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  --a teenager. You know what I'm going to build on this picture. The picture is a teenager who has been asked by their parents to take out their little kid sister and the local sisters friends trick or treating at Halloween. He obviously is too cool for Halloween costumes at this point. He's at that age where it's not cool again. And it's it's, it was cool when he was a kid but he's like, he's he's 15 now, yeah? So he is like, "Urgh, fine!" And he goes into the airing covered and he just gets a sheet and he's like, "Are you happy now?" And he cuts it lies in the sheets. He doesn't care. It's that mix with a Dementor? JAZZA:  Uh-hmm, and lace. ROWAN:  Yeah. JAZZA:  There was lots of lakes. ROWAN:  Yeah. JAZZA:  Yeah, ROWAN:  If you just put that in your head. You've seen him, you can imagine it. JAZZA:  Yeah, 100%. I also love the like beyond just the vampire and the fact that it is a bedsheet. I love the rest of the costuming in this movie, but especially our narrator and the fact that he's there with kind of like his large Bejeweled ring, long sideburns and kind of like ruffled lace cuffs as well. And as he's got kind of got his hand up to his face in shock like, "Huh?!!", you see the rough come out of his sleeve. oh, and it's quite beautiful. It's it's beautiful [24:53], I love it. And all of that coupled with like the artificial fog on the clearly papier-mâché castle. The fake IV and the fact that it's all moonlit night time. I loved it. I was here for it. I felt like I was on a movie set because I was. ROWAN:  Oh yeah, I've completely agree with you there. My note that I made for this section was for a movie about lesbian vampires. We're getting a lot of this random dude. JAZZA:  Who disappears for-- ROWAN:  He disappears-- JAZZA:  --the rest of the movie, by the way. ROWAN:  --for most of the rest of the movie, he comes back at the end. JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. Yeah, and comes back at the very end to ruin it with men. ROWAN:  Yes, well, I mean, what we don't want to give you any spoilers right now. You're gonna get spoilers in approximately how many minutes and take hours to get to the end act. The other note I made was vampire girl is cute and blonde has very shiny hair, please drop the routine. So I was thinking-- JAZZA:  I think, I think it's being, I think, I think the routine is being immortal. ROWAN:  You know what? That makes sense, that checks out. I will say, and we kind of briefly talked about this before we started to record. But the the effects were really good. The there's a computation that happens at this point, and genuinely very, very good special effects, very well-practical effects. JAZZA:  Yeah, like they had Madame Tussaud's head being like, cut off loads of blood everywhere. I laughed when the vampire was killed at the beginning of the movie. I'm sure people in 1970 may have been genuinely shocked. It's-- ROWAN:  Mmm. JAZZA:  --really difficult for me to put myself in the mindset of somebody in the 1970s. ROWAN:  I don't know whether someone in the 1970s didn't I I think they understood what movies were, Jazza. Like I don't think that they were that gonna be that shocked? I think. JAZZA:  It's not quite like in the 1920s when they first showed people a train covered [26:45]-- ROWAN:  Yeah and they ran away. JAZZA:  --and people ran out of the movie. Yeah, yeah yeah. ROWAN:  No, I think that, I think that there was like, it was campy back then it was campy now. It was very much, yeah, my favorite bit of this whole big very, very beginning section before we get to the party, is the disclaimer. Because it goes from this section. It's like a good cold open if, you know, this guy's a vampire hunters. He's a eventing a sister, this is woman who's going around trying to kill people. We get some some of him explaining how to kill a vampire. And we also get her just being really really scared of a cross so you know, ohh, that bit of laws also correct. But once when the kind of credits start to roll at the beginning, there is a disclaimer that any characters or events portrayed are clearly fictitious, which definitely feels like something real vampires making a movie would say. JAZZA:  You saying, are we gonna have to make keep our eye out for more evidence that these are actual vampires making actual movies? ROWAN:  Is Peter Cushing a vampire? Who can tell? JAZZA:  Actually, you know what? He was somehow invoke one, so-- ROWAN:  He does have the vibes. JAZZA:  Yeah. ROWAN:  So then we get to the actual party, which is so aggressively 60s in its hair, makeup and clothing. JAZZA:  Oh my god, the eyeliner? ROWAN:  It's incredible. JAZZA:  --the eyeliner. I was taking notes for my drag character. Like I am doing cat eyes from now on. ROWAN:  I would honestly love to see you as a in drag as a lesbian vampire. I feel like that will be beautiful. JAZZA:  Hey, just you weren't into Halloween this year. ROWAN:  It'll happen. Also in in in, again, with the over the top style acting the over the top style props and stuff. I'm not gonna lie to you, there is no way that you could watch this film with the sound on and not know who the baddies are. Because the music, really is not subtle. There is no no subtleties to this music, you very quickly know who is you're meant to find menacing. Which they needed to do because the acting is so wooden. It's really trying to like give you something give you some indication because the characters are basically just standing around without expressions. JAZZA:  And also like makeup. So you assume that the man who clearly has a inch of white stick on his face. You assume that he is the bad guy vampire, because he turns up has a flowy cape and is whiter than I am. ROWAN:  Uhmm. JAZZA:  Which is saying something. ROWAN:  Now's a good time to point out this man. So basically the plot of the party is there's like, well, there's not much but essentially it's just an excuse for our lead lesbian vampire to turn up. And for her, we assume lesbian vampire mother to, I don't know why I said lesbian, specifically of. Mainly, we can assume she's a vampire. She might also be a lesbian, it's unconfirmed. Kind of drops her off and is like, Oh no, who will look after my daughter while I conveniently have to go away. JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  And they're like, well, I guess we'll look after her. So this whole party is essentially setting up, that she's gonna have to stay with this family for a little while. But every so often interspersed is just the aforementioned man that Jazza has just briefly described. Who just has a very bad like white face paint makeup on and looks very Draculary and just sort of grins a lot. And he's just never explained the entire movie, it's great. JAZZA:  Yeah, and every now and again, throughout the movie, there will be a shot of the lesbian vampires doing lesbian vampire things, And then that will cast away as a transition to a silhouette of the man with the white face on the on the horse. And I'm like, this movie wants us to believe that this this, I assume that, we know he is a vampire. He's confirmed to be a vampire at the end, because he smiles and has the-- ROWAN:  It's canon. JAZZA:  Yeah, it's canon. But he is confirmed to be a vampire. And I'm like, are we to believe that he is the one pulling the strings of everything? I think that's what we're meant to believe. In which case I kind of dislike because part of the thing that I loved about this movie was the women leads and women like the middle section of the movie is just the women kind of like conversing and trying to kill one another. Why does there have to be a male puppet, puppet master? But then I realized, or, like shoot this down Rowan, and I'm sure you will if you if you do think it is shit. ROWAN:  Pew, pew. JAZZA:  Pew pew. He's Dracula, right? ROWAN:  Well, okay, so it's this question of like, the Dracula character is so well-known and so iconic in everything about him. Not necessarily the actual original Dracula from the book because most depictions of Dracula are nothing like him. But the image of him that has been created by Hollywood by movies and by kind of not even just urban legends. But like people's people's imagination from from movies and like physical-- JAZZA:  Uh-hmm uh-hmm. ROWAN:  --representations of him. So I think it will be very logical to assume that it was meant to be Dracula. But it's it may be it's just because he is so synonymous with vampires we see. If we saw any vampire that looked vaguely like old timey pale skin, we would maybe assume it was Dracula. JAZZA:  But then who else is it going to be? Like, so Carmilla is our titular vampire lover. ROWAN:  uh-hmm. JAZZA:  And apart from Dracula, like obviously, they're originally from different universes from different books. They are-- ROWAN:  Different cinematic universes. JAZZA:  Yeah yeah. This this is like Marvel and DC. ROWAN:  Most ambitious crossover, The Vampire Lovers. JAZZA:  But if it's going to be anybody, I feel like it has to be Dracula. ROWAN:  Yeah. JAZZA:  Because, I feel like nobody else is gonna be calling the shots for Carmilla. ROWAN:  Uhmm. JAZZA:  And even arguably, you'd argue that Carmilla wouldn't be like canonically in the book. She wouldn't be taking any direction from no man. But-- ROWAN:  Indeed. JAZZA:  So we should probably introduce Carmilla, our main lesbian vampire. ROWAN:  At this point going by Marcilla-- JAZZA:  Marci-- ROWAN:  --in an extremely clever, different version of her name. JAZZA:  Yeah. ROWAN:  It's not it was like it was a fake name, but it was just weirdly close to her actual name. JAZZA:  It's a little bit too close, right? So she is played by Ingrid Pitt, who is a Polish-British Actress, and her Wikipedia page, incredibly impressive. She is a Holocaust survivor. Did you know that? ROWAN:  I didn't. It's really, I mean, the Hammer Horror, I know that we're kind of taking the mick out of it. But ultimately, they it has produced some incredibly iconic, especially British Actors and Actresses. JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  A lot of them were in like, a ton of those very specific Hammer Horror movies and like, very much became, like icons because of it. So I didn't know that about her. But we love to learn. JAZZA:  Yes, she's a, she was a a a Polish Jew and was born 1937 was in a concentration camp in, in Poland. Managed to escape to the UK. And then what it was the era when all of the all of Hollywood were kind of like marrying like seven or eight times. She's had several marriages, she's not had seven or eight, she's had three marriages. But what had the whole classic thing of you know what, I'm just going to become an Actress. Moved to Hollywood, was a waitress for years until she got discovered. And I've got to say, I think that she carries the rest of the cast, I will say including, Peter Cushing.  ROWAN:  How dare you, sir. JAZZA:  I I mean, this is one of his performances. There are other things that he's done better. But she carries this whole movie on her shoulders, I think Ingrid Pitt. I think that she is not, she's not so camp, that it makes it funny. But she really ups the energy, like throughout the film in all of the scenes and the development of her character. ROWAN:  Yeah, I agree. So I I kind of made a note about this, I think that you can see within her fighting to get out is some complexity around Carmilla. To the point where I like kept thinking it was going to be discussed in some way. So what essentially happens as I mentioned at the party, we it's it's a mechanism for Carmilla and Laura to become friends and have to stay together in the house. JAZZA:  Uhm. ROWAN:  Laura, basically slowly starts losing her mind. She starts suffering from nightmares that she's being attacked by this giant cat. She screams a lot. Oh, boy, do they love to scream in this. JAZZA:  I love it so much. ROWAN:  It's I, okay, I'm going to give you another metaphor for the scream. The scream is like, the scream that you get in a high school movie. When a teenager has been punked by their younger brother. And their hair, like their hair has been dyed green. And they look directly into the mirror that is also directly into the camera and they take a deep breath and then they scream. And then the camera zooms out, like to the house and into the like country and then a load of-- JAZZA:  Yeah, yeah yeah. ROWAN:  --birds like flutter out of trees. That's the vibe-- JAZZA:  Yeah. ROWAN:  --from every scream and there's multiple in this particular movie. JAZZA:  Well I love Rowan is that we're very quickly realizing that this season of recording review podcasts, all of your references are going to be to team trash moments. Like that's-- ROWAN:  Yeah, the best of all genres. Other than horror, but I know that you can't handle that, obviously. So I decided to [35:37]-- JAZZA:  [35:37] lead by you. ROWAN:  So yeah, this is very kind of classic Gothic idea of like, slowly trying to figure out like, what's real? What's not real? Did I might actually being attacked? This is a nightmare. Has someone caused me to feel this way? And while this is happening, we get this very intense kind of friendship going on between these two women. I think there's literally an an exchange or one of them says I shall die when you leave. And the other is like, I shall never leave you. And then they do kissy kiss, kiss kiss. JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  But what's also really interesting to me, which I actually feel like I still see a lot in lesbian movies is that there is no actual relationship development. Which makes sense in this film, because it's like supernatural allure, right? It's like her being like, I'm just this lesbian vampire. And so you're gonna fall for me, even though we literally have never had a conversation properly. Like, we never see that on screen. But I often see that to my mind, at least in lesbian movies. Especially the like historic lesbian movies, where they just really love to bank on the idea of like the repressed women trope. And so they're like, we don't have to have them have conversations and talk about things because they've repressed, right? They just sort of inexplicably now want to kiss. There's no build up and nothing and no discussions. And so I was like, at least here it makes sense. Canonically with the idea of her having this like sexual allure to her victims. JAZZA:  Yeah, it kind of does. I I I will, and this is something that people smarter than me have talked about, about Carmilla the original text from the 1800s. Where she juxtaposes with a character like Dracula, because Carmilla actually seems to genuinely fall in love with the people that she ends up killing, alternative vampires. And I felt like Pitt's depiction of the, she was really good at kind of like, I believed that she really did care for these young women that she ended up, spoiler, kills. ROWAN:  Uhm. Yeah, completely agree. There's these, there are just these moments where she's the character on her own like, and she suddenly has this look of like, deep grief or deep sadness or deep like confliction in her. And I'm like, oh, if this wasn't a Hammer Horror, like I, this same story could be played out. And we really could have dug into the idea of like, I need to do this to survive, or like I cannot, this is what I was meant to do. Like, I've been living for hundreds of years. And this is what's always happened. But this is like, mentally horrific. And I feel like there's some interesting like vampire media that does explore this idea of like, what do you do if you just keep on living? And you have to hurt people in order to survive, like, what does that look like? That and see, or-- JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  --seeing that conflict of someone who has fallen for someone for that, for real for the first time. That previously it hadn't been things like, these things are really interesting to explore, not where this film is going. Another spoiler alert gang, there there is no complex comes, the biggest complexity is this very specific look that we have interpreted from an actress who was not given anything else in the script to work with. JAZZA:  Yeah. Shall we just say this up before? Up the [38:37]-- ROWAN:  We shout. JAZZA:  --out for that. The script is not this movie's strong point. ROWAN:  Uhm. Yeah, if you couldn't have told that already. I feel like we've really hinted quite heavily at it, so far. JAZZA:  Yes. ROWAN:  But yeah, so the end of this first section is essentially, Laura is bitten. She has these fang bites on her. She she dies, and Marcilla is like, Bye!!! JAZZA:  Yeah, disappears. ROWAN:  I'm out of here, baby. JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  And so we get to our second section. [39:04] [Transition Music] JAZZA:  So that first section has basically, it's the bullet point version of what's going to happen next with a new girl, essentially. ROWAN:  Uh-hmm. JAZZA:  That's what going to happen-- ROWAN:  Yes, that's exactly. That's exactly it. JAZZA:  Like this is what Carmilla does. She is parachuted in convolutedly to be, to befriend a young woman in a manor house. And then gradually over time, kills her, while terrorizing the local peasantry as well. Because every now and again we'll have like a peasant washer woman running through the forest. Who then stumbles falls and then screams and does the as you said, that [scream] kind of moment. ROWAN:  Wonderful impression. Yes. JAZZA:  Thank you. I'm conscious of of peeking the mic. Otherwise, I would delete, you know, I [39:52]-- ROWAN:  Oh, yeah. No, I know you would. So this one we get a little more titillation, though. Like we functionally you're right, it's exactly the same story. But we do get a little more titillation. So we have like Emma comes into Carmilla's room. Welcome in there is just naked in the bath, and just has a casual conversation about-- JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  --the dresses that they're going to wear and Carmilla's like, you should take everything off for you try on this dress, because it ruins the shape to have underwear on. And she's like, oh, okay, like there's literally no reason for the scene apart from for the audience have like this kind of sex and fear and horror and campaign nudity and like all this stuff coming together in in the way that it's often does. So even at that point, I was like, oh, this is ridiculous. And then they start chasing each other around while topless in, what I genuinely think might be the most unconvincing chase scene in all of cinema. JAZZA:  It's kind of like when you see if the like, in in maybe a more modern movie where two women have been asked to, do a pillow fight and and it's sexy. Just trust me, it's sexy. All the way through this second conquest of Carmilla of Emma's character who is this the wide idiot, frankly. ROWAN:  Yeah, she does have a type doesn't she? JAZZA:  Yeah yeah. Oh my God, I didn't even think of it like that. But yeah yeah, though I did it. But she like I I I found myself questioning all the way through kind of like this moment of undressing and Ooh, tits or bear ass, you know. I don't want and can you answer this for me? Is this sexy? ROWAN:  Well as a sexual lesbian, Jazza, I don't really, I I'm both highly qualified and utterly unqualified to answer that question-- JAZZA:  Which is-- ROWAN:  --no, not in my mind. But I think as well it's it's it's that I think that the sexiness with this release, I don't know maybe there's probably some lesbians that are just like, yes, tits. But I think, like, we have them, we know what they look like. So it's kind of like, what did someone else I feel like it's the connection that that-- JAZZA:  Made that that logic. I just, I just want to put this out there that logic does not-- ROWAN:  Not, no, that's fair enough. JAZZA:  Yeah. ROWAN:  But it is this thing of like, there is literally no feeling of connection between them during that chase scene. Like, I think there are other bits where there's more like when they're doing this sort of hypnotizes seductressy bit that like, feels like they're-- JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  --slightly monstering chemistry. But like, that scene where they're chasing each other around could not have been-- JAZZA:  Less sexy. ROWAN:  --less sexy, if it tried like it just in an embarrassing kind of way that's like, Oh, God, I guess I'm watching this now, this is happening. Because I do think as well, it is like, it is very funny to me, because I think immediately just reminds me of the super, the super cliche to the point where it's almost become a meme thing that happens with gay male characters in movies. And in porn as well, where they, they kind of have a like, they're sort of play fighting, and then suddenly, it's like, oh, no, now we are on top of each other and it is sexual. JAZZA:  Uh-huh. ROWAN:  Like-- JAZZA:  CRGBF episode. ROWAN:  Yeah, it's like it's it's such a trope. And it's so funny that it kind of like this was like, even less convincing than those things. I was really interested to see, because this was on so many sort of, like, you know, classic queer movie lists. But typically movies that are this old, you don't really have the actual canonical confirmation in any way. And you definitely do in this movie, like they, they really have it up and although it does fall into the trope, we'll talk about in a second about like, kind of the evil lesbian trope. It's supernatural and over the top and kind of didn't mind it in that way. But yeah, once again, Emma starts having nightmares. Start screaming, everyone else kind of goes away on like, the day goes away on business. She has a suitor, but he's not you know, it's it's in the olden times. So he doesn't really come-- JAZZA:  Uh-hmm, uh-hmm. ROWAN:  --around all the time. He just occasionally, he'll turn up. But we'll be do have it's a little bit different is the kind of Governess character-- JAZZA:  Yeah. ROWAN:  --like Mme. Perrodot, who's kind of like becomes this accomplice to Carmilla. Because she's just seducing everyone. JAZZA:  I love Carmilla and The Governess. And I want them to go away and have a home with the what was the cat's name? Gustav. ROWAN:  Oh, yeah, you know what-- JAZZA:  I want to-- ROWAN:  --you're right. JAZZA:  --go move to a cottage in the Romanian countryside and just live with Gustav. Because, uhm, so as well as seducing Emma, Carmilla begins seducing and killing all of the peasantry around the mansion. Carmilla begins to seduce The Governess. And that is when it does get sexy. And I was like, oh, all of a sudden there actually feels like there is chemistry between these two women. And I thought that Carmilla had turned The Governess into a vampire? But it turns out that she doesn't that The Governess is just have familia and just really fancy is the pants off of Carmilla. ROWAN:  Uh-hmm. JAZZA:  And to be fair with an ass like that. ROWAN:  I mean, who can blame her? JAZZA:  Mmm. ROWAN:  But yeah, that's an interesting thing here. Again, I'll come back to when we talk about lesbian trips versus exchange that happens between Emma and Carmilla about, you know, I love you. I don't want anyone taking you away from me and Emma being like, we'll always be friends. She's like, no, it's not the same thing, it's different. I want you to love me for all your life. Like it's very much the idea of like Carmilla is the predatory, kind of obsessive like actual lesbian. And then you have this like poor innocent Emma who didn't didn't understand what was happening. Like-- JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  --she didn't know that that was what was going on in the mind of this perverted lesbian vampire. JAZZA:  I sometimes also get the the feeling that Carmilla was a bit of a like the lesbian version of a nagging dude, bro. Like she keeps on telling, telling Emma there's, ahh you talk such nonsense. Like, getting really defensive about the way that she feels about funerals, for example. ROWAN:  Oh, bloody he hates funerals. JAZZA:  Completely gaslights, Emma about like the bite marks on her being from a brooch and not from anything else. ROWAN:  Yeah, truly Carmilla is the gaslight, gatekeeper, girlboss of all, of all [46:00]-- JAZZA:  That is, that is the classification that we needed. Thank you very much, Rowan, I appreciate it. ROWAN:  I don't know if you had anything else to say about this section. Cuz I think the third section is like the boys are back in town. JAZZA:  Oh, I called the third section. Lesbian Vampire Killers. ROWAN:  Oh, yeah. You know what, that also works very well. [46:16] [Transition Music] ROWAN:  This is essentially when all of the guys and tada like, hey, I don't know whether you've noticed how every woman is dying in the local area by having their blood drained. But I think there may be foul play at work. JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. Can I just say the men, they have been practically no men having speaking parts in this movie, for like a good 50% of the middle part of it. The first 25% is Carmilla and the aftermath party. And then we have 50% of just women. seducing one another and being hot. And-- ROWAN:  And Gustav, the cat. JAZZA:  --and, and Gustav, the cat, of course. So I won't forget Gustav, the cat. And then these men come in. And I'll be completely honest, I forgotten who most of them were. ROWAN:  Oh, yeah, I fully could not remember any of these men were. JAZZA:  And what their relationships were with the women previously. So it is all of the aggrieved men who have been affected by cumulus murdering. So it is the father of Laura who she killed in act one. It is the suitor of Emma, who-- ROWAN:  Uh-hmm. JAZZA:  --at this point is going through the stages of death as well. And also the father of Emma as well, who has just come back from business. ROWAN:  Ooh, and surprised that guy from the beginning who who was narrating. JAZZA:  Oh, sure, the guy of the sideburns. ROWAN:  Yeah. JAZZA:  [47:52] caps. ROWAN:  [47:52] there's also just randomly like, there's a Doctor, there's a butler, there's a landlord. JAZZA:  Yeah, all of these men that, I'll be honest movie I didn't I don't care about and I feel like it wanted us to root for the men because they're the ones who are like injustice. And I was like, now I know that Carmilla is going around and killing all of these doe wide dumb women. But I'm on her side, I'll be completely honest. And I kind of want the men to leave them alone so that they can have their happy lesbian life with The Governess and Gustav. ROWAN:  Yeah. And instead, the men keep trying to bring garlic flowers into their room, which is honestly-- JAZZA:  [48:27] ROWAN:  --very rude. JAZZA:  Yeah, so one of the workers in the mansion, Mr. Venton, is supposed to be a, no, he's not really a hero. Basically, I immediately dislike him because we introduced him as he slaps the ass of a bar wench in the peasant village. He then decides, oh, yeah, definitely everything that's happening to Emma is vampiric in nature. He reckons the vampire is The Governess, actually, rather than Carmilla. And then starts talking with the landlord of the local pub, and getting advice and so brings in garlic flowers to Emma's bedroom, to try and ward off the vampires and causing a Doctor who also as well as encouraging the use of these flowers, brings in a a crucifix and puts it around Emma's neck. Which makes it impossible for both Carmilla and for The Governess to go into the womb and to complete the killing of our delight [49:33] ROWAN:  Yeah. Which ultimately, yeah, great plan to be honest, it did work. They pretty foolproof. JAZZA:  Yeah, it was pretty good until Venton get seduced by Carmilla and just goes, you know what, all I want to do is make out with you and I'm going to like murder this girl for it. And you know what? I was happy to see him die at the hands of Carmilla, good for her. ROWAN:  And then she's also like, ohh, going to kill the Doctor and all, like just the though we have a nice scene when the Doctor's Horse get super spooked. And she somehow, I guess is teleported there. Because she never really seems to leave the house and yet she's always off body killing people. So yeah she's, she's like you know what? We, enough of this. JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  No thank you. So kind of simultaneously while all of the the lads are going on a little road trip to her old family castle to try and-- JAZZA:  Yeah, where she's buried. ROWAN:  Yeah. JAZZA:  Yeah. ROWAN:  She's like Oop, time for a kidnap and decides to essentially kidnap Emma, and in the process dump The Governess. JAZZA:  Can I just say this just cemented, cemented Carmilla was an, as the absolute fuck boy if this movie, ROWAN:  You're, you know what? You're absolutely right. She is-- JAZZA:  Like-- ROWAN:  --she is the fuck boy-- JAZZA:  --literally-- ROWAN:  --of this movie. JAZZA:  --The Governess is there on the floor, begging, take me with you. She loves you, she wants to create that life with Gustav. ROWAN:  She wants the cottage called dream with the cat-- JAZZA:  [50:58] of this-- ROWAN:  --and, in the woods, in Romanian. JAZZA:  Who knew in the 1970s that this was going to pave the way for the Cottagecore Movement and-- ROWAN:  I know, right. JAZZA:  --Lesbian Cottagecore Movement. ROWAN:  That's the true history of it. And then there's so much screaming again, classic. Because she decides to to feed on The Governess and-- JAZZA:  Yeah. ROWAN:  --maybe shouldn't have done that in front of Emma. If she wanted Emma-- JAZZA:  Uh-hmm. ROWAN:  --to come away with her. But you know she did and that's on her. So all the screaming again. And then the suitor is here to save the day, whose name is Carl. Which-- JAZZA:  Didn't know it is, no, I completely missed that. What? That's very funny-- ROWAN:  It's Carl, yeah. Carl's here to save the day and so Carmilla-- JAZZA:  Carl.. ROWAN:  --looks like, ohh, well, I guess a bit of skip town. This is too much for me, and then runs back to the castle. Which obviously we as the audience know is filled with the lads who are up to no good. JAZZA:  The Lesbian Vampire Killer. ROWAN:  Yeah. The Lesbian Vampire Killer, the lads. And so yeah, she just runs back to the castle, has a little nap. And then while she's napping, doesn't notice them all come around her coffin and and stab her in the heart. JAZZA:  I can I just say they don't, she doesn't notice them. Finding her coffin, moving a massive, kind of like slate off of her coffin. Carrying her coffin into the chapel, opening the coffin, then moving her dress down so that expose his, her chest and then placing the stake on her breast so that they can actually stub her. She doesn't notice any of that, she's fast asleep, bless her. ROWAN:  She's hibernating, [52:22] we nap and she deserves it. JAZZA:  Very cute. This is all happening during the night as well. And that's when she's to be awake? ROWAN:  Hmm, doing question is fine. She's she's hibernating. JAZZA:  And then they once again they stab her through the chest. She is then decapitated, which again, the physical effects of this movie. We're not what I was expecting for 1970, that is very nice. ROWAN:  That's very good. JAZZA:  Have we gone backwards? ROWAN:  Possibly, I I genuinely feel like the special effects of Jurassic Park hold up better than the special effects of Jurassic World. So, yes, you're you're correct. The audience of the goodies. JAZZA:  I am with you. ROWAN:  I really enjoyed that they were like yeah, Peter Cushing can have the killing blow. He's a he's the star of this, is no real connection to a lot of what's going on here but sure. And then at the end come in his portrait on the wall has changed to be all vampire instead of all hot like she was before. JAZZA:  Very doing great. ROWAN:  Yeah, it's great. It was it was very much like Chekhov's decapitation. Because they did the guy at the very beginning was like, the only way you can kill them as if you decapitate them. And it's like, oh, I wonder if that will come back later on. It's like, a plot point. And then yeah, that was the end of the movie we had, we have experienced, The Vampire Lovers. JAZZA:  Uh-hmm, uh-hmm. Rowan did you [53:36], how how was this, how was this experience for you? Because obviously this isn't what you wanted. You wanted quote unquote, "real horror". ROWAN:  So here's the thing. JAZZA:  Mmm, go! ROWAN:  I will admit, when we were coming up with these movies, and we and you decided that we were going to watch The Vampire Lovers, I was worried. JAZZA:  Can I just say, I rolled a dice when decided this. ROWAN:  Yeah, you did annoyingly. JAZZA:  So it wasn't me that decided it was the dice. ROWAN:  The dice, it was the thing. I would admit, the time I was a bit like, disappointed because I like, no that, I don't know if I'm that interested in this or whatever. But then I did watch the movie. And I agree with my initial assessment, I was so bored. This was such a boring movie. JAZZA:  I I couldn't disagree with you more. ROWAN:  Ohhh, God. JAZZA:  I loved it, I loved it so much. ROWAN:  I've could have predicted that though. I feel like we've had, we've disagreed on movies before in this podcast. And I think it's just you enjoy trash. JAZZA:  This isn't, no no-- ROWAN:  Like, and not that that's not even meant to be me. Like, like, taking a dig at you. I'm like you genuinely do appreciate sort of like campy, trashy, like low budget stuff. I think more than I do. JAZZA:  Yes. Yeah. No, I'm with you. That is my vibe. That is my my modus operandi. But also I will say, all the way through, I was just fascinated that a movie like this was out in 1970. And I was also just captivated by all of the women. Either Ingrid Pitt, really does carry this full movie, she was absolutely phenomenal throughout the whole thing. But then every single woman is just absolutely stunning. And I don't understand why they're hanging around with all of these mediocre men. I wanted it to just be the women living their cortical fantasy. And I was so sucked in to their beauty and like some of their sexy flirting. I was super into The Governess, and all of that shit. I genuinely was hooked to this movie. I I really enjoyed the ride, I thought it was great. I will say some of that is based on kind of like, oh, isn't this an interesting depiction of like, the end of the height of the Hammer Horror Movement, and of the type of movie that was out at the time and stuff like that. ROWAN:  What a nerd. JAZZA:  But I have a--I had a really nice time, I'd recommend it. ROWAN:  Yeah, I also I guess it appreciated it on that more intellectual level of like, mmm, this is I was I was like, at the very least, there's stuff that we can say about it. In the same way as I did predict this is what was going to happen. That like when you do an experiment in science class, really, I just keep doing high school metaphors. And it's not even on purpose. And when you do an experiment in science class, and it goes horribly wrong, and all of your results are wrong. You're like, well, at least I have something to write in my evaluation, even if the results and the conclusion of the terrible. I'll have, I'll basically just be able to, like, absolutely destroyed myself by being like me from 10 minutes ago, when I did this experiment is ridiculous, and doesn't know what she was doing and absolute fool. Or here all the things she did wrong. JAZZA:  And you're and you'll get really good marks for being reflective. ROWAN:  Yeah, exactly. You really reflective. And I kind of feel like this is the vibe of like, well, I don't enjoy it. But there's a lot we can say about it. So I guess this is the section where we talk about a little bit more context specific around Queer Movies, lesbian vampires, they're a thing. So this is not, this very much was part of a tradition. Like you talked about Carmilla before. And this is a tradition that has very much been with us for a long time, for a number of reasons. So one, as we talked about before, the vampire genre ties in a lot to sex and sexuality. And it only makes sense that if you're going to talk about perversion and sexuality that lesbians come up, you know, it's a it's just how we do. So I think also the fact that there is a, there is a riskier a danger, and alert sexuality element of vampires. And so if you're going to pick a sexuality to titillate the assumed to be male audience. With a bit of taboo, with a bit of danger, with a lot of titties, the lesbians will do it for you. So this is very much yeah, old, old trope, which has continued on through the decades. And this was absolutely no exception and actually was like a very noted example of it that a lot of people will talk about. I think it was very interesting that, when you look at the Wikipedia article for this movie, it gives you, often Wikipedia articles will tell you like what the rotten score is with critics. JAZZA:  Uhm. ROWAN:  And the note that they've made of it being certified rotten. I looked at the citation, and it was from 2013. It is now absolutely not certified rotten, the critic score is 71. And the audience score is 60. So it kind of has gotten more critical clout as a cult classic, than sort of a good movie at the time getting good reviews. It's very much had basically the reaction that we sort of had to at of, there is something about the context of it and something about its sort of cult classic status, which has, I think, elevate it in in subsequent reviews. JAZZA:  Is it, I'm sensing a mirroring of what we saw with Jennifer's Body-- ROWAN:  Hmm. JAZZA:  --a little bit. ROWAN:  You are not wrong, you're absolutely not wrong. There is this idea of the as I kind of mentioned earlier, corrupting lesbian force, right? So you would often have not just in like supernatural ways in in more realistic dramas around these decades, especially within the Hays Code or around it, of the experienced, maybe older sexual lesbian, and the young innocent virgin who didn't really understand what was going on and couldn't be blamed and was sucked in but just needed to be kind of taken out of this woman's [59:23] and given to a nice good man and that would kind of cheer her like this very much is something that is a big, big part of the conceptualization people had of lesbians of what what that relationship looks like. And I think queer people in general was like, the predator, right? So you had a lot of in our history, we have a lot of stuff where, you know, queer people shouldn't be teachers because they shouldn't be around young people. Ridiculous, obviously. And then more recently, we have the sort of trans bathroom panic stuff around the idea that old trans people shouldn't be trusted with our children in bathrooms like just completely ridiculous. But absolutely ties into this idea of like the evil lesbian trope, which plays out so much, over over time, over over this genre. And if you're being interpreting it in maybe a little bit more of a generous way, or if you wanted to subvert it, then you might look at how becoming a vampire is sort of as a symbol of no longer being tied to sort of puritanical ideas of sex and sexuality. And it being a very freeing experience and that that kind of tying into queerness like, I definitely think there's room for that interpretation. In like more modern explorations of lesbian vampires. I'd be really interested to see stuff like that. But yeah, there's a 1936 film Dracula's Daughter. JAZZA:  Yeah. ROWAN: 

The Bard of Hudson
Episode 57: My Governess

The Bard of Hudson

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2021 17:57


WARNING: This episode contains a scene of violence that may be upsetting or triggering to some people. My governess was an old-fashioned woman with a long history of association with our family. She was a specter not easily shaken. If you want to hear more on any particular subject, or if you want to ask a question or simply connect, you can find me on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/dianathebard/ or email me at bardofhudson@gmail.com To listen in on my other podcast which is all about Shakespeare's naughty bits, check out F*ckShakespeare on Apple podcasts and Spotify. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Napoleonic Quarterly
MARY ROBINSON on the King of Rome's governess

The Napoleonic Quarterly

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 41:46


Mary Robinson, Associate Professor of History at Lourdes University, discusses the remarkable story of Louise Charlotte Françoise de Montesquiou, governess to the King of Rome.