The Real Boys

The Real Boys are talking about the son-smooching S*per B*wl, stonks, and catching up on the New Years Predictions that were placed for 2019. The ultimate loser of The Real Boys will be crowned. Topics include the new Clint Eastwood movie Sucker Man, looking like Man Cow in the Morning, favorite movie theater experiences, the best way to watch Inherent Vice, and turning into TMZTRB. Will a mysterious youngster make a guest appearance? therealboyspodcast@gmail.com www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

Here is The Real Boys' survival guide to civil unrest and ALDI calzone consumption. The Boys are crawling out of their quarantine holes to discuss the death spiral we are all in. Topics include how haunted Ariel Pinks' graffiti is, sexualizing the prime minister of Canada, the best line Drew ever read, cleaning bowling ball holes & missed quarantine activities, and trying to remember something big that happened in 2020. Mike also appears in this episode when he's not fully in the bag. If you are one of the aliens listening to this podcast, thank you. TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

WOW! The Real Boys are BACK and talking about everything 2020, plus rocking the classics. Uhhhh let's just say they're talking PIZZA! GUY FIERI! JAMES BOND! An episode-per-episode analysis of It's Not You, It's Drew! Jake goes over all of the Boss Baby extended universe. Greg is here! It's a hoot! Special guest appearance from CHUBSTEP?! No pandemic can keep them down.... for toooooo long ;-) Don't you even think about dreaming about daring of taking your socks off because this podcast is going to knock them off with the first second of audio hitting those sweetly damaged stereocilia.

From the lawyers: This is a fishing podcast. This is by no means a microdose of the original The Real Boys lineup. This is not an episode where Drew and Mike discuss their OnlyFans account. They do not bring up Grimes too much. D*sney Pl*s, killing nostalgia, and cranking one out to The Lion King II: Simba's Pride is not mentioned. There are no words spoken on de-aging James Gandolfini's son. This is a fish podcast. Order your toxin detector by emailing: TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

After recovering from Thunderball, The Reel Boys are back watching the Bond film with the theme that makes Mike cry. If you can hear if them say Kissy Suzuki's name in the film, please let us know. YOLT! Email the show at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

The Reel Boys tackle Thunderball and sort through all the characters that it throws at them. Paula represent. It's a long, beautiful looking, underwater mess of a film. If this is your favorite Bond, please don't yell at us or crank our spinal traction machine to 11. Email the show at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

Watch Jimmy Bond be on the wrong side of history as The Reel Boys continue their odd job of watching all of the James Bond films. If you love gold- only gold -this iconic film analysis will hit the mark (unlike Tilly Soames...) Where will Goldfinger himself stand in Jake, Mike, & Drew's villains ranking? Email the show at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

The Reel Boys delve into the second Sean Connery installment of James Bond with the train-filled From Russia with Love. Join Sexy Mike Pence and other 12-second-venom-wielding villains as James decides who to sleep with next. No Greg allowed. Email the show at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

The Real Boys are back... as The Reel Boys! On this sexy & suave new spinoff Jake, Mike, & Drew discuss films starting with the first of many James Bond flicks. Join them as they delve into Dr. No, and watch Jimmy Bond use his super spy spit and the sweater method. Email the show at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

The Real Boys are half-back from their holiday break. In this episode, Greg and Drew are left on their own to discuss all the things that they dread. Topics include laundry, working out, and taking multiple trips to bring in the groceries. Drew gives lightning-fast reviews of the 28 films he has watched so far in 2019. Will Jake and Mike show up this year? You'll have to tune in to find out. TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

It's the legendary 69th episode of The Real Boys. We are celebrating the holidays and kicking 2018 into the hot garbage pile it belongs in. Topics include roast beast, getting coal for drifting into the Applebee's parking lot, points in history we want to fah-who foris dah-who doris, replacing Santa's elves with MILFs DILFs or GILFs, and a mouth full of sewer water and other favorite holiday beverages. The Boys go over the predictions we had for 2018 and make our predictions for 2019. We also list off some more golden oldies and mysterious youngsters.  Have a very Merry JNcoins Christmas and we will see ya in 2019! TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com  

On this episode of INYID Ashley is back, she doesn't have big news, and Drew and her are really excited about that. The two talk about mortality and books. Email the show at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

Warning: this episode isn't for our Moms. The Real Boys discuss and disgust vulgarity, as they analyze curse words too dirty for an internet description field. Topics include eating Drew's teeth, looking out a window at nothing, syncing your schmuck, where the corn goes and leaves, urban dictionary words, using your Google fingers, Jake outing himself as Ed Gein, having something wrong with your calzone, sending pizza to your dead body, our Swear Bracket, how to goose your pants, conceptually knowing Doorknob, disgusting things that don't gross out the Boys, the worst remake of The Warriors ever, and the most overrated shock video on the internet. Have the same childhood as Drew at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast Enter Greg's Radish Chamber at https://twitter.com/RealBoysPodcast Email Mike about Soccer 2000 at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Break your limbs in front of Jake at https://therealboyspodacst.sarahah.com www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

With at least 3 masturbation comments it is easy to tell Drew was left on his own this episode. The host rants about how great life is, the snowfall in Illinois, and answers questions that no one asked. Email the show: TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

The Real Boys are two episodes away, but for now they discuss the concept of evil. Topics include Freddy vs. Jason Bourne, the movie Circle, physics for filmmakers, Ken Levine, using a guillotine to julienne cabbage, TRB alignment "meme" chart, fake bad guys, the nuclear bomb, serial killers, lovable villains & antiheroes, committing crimes with fictional characters, and the Great Real Boys museum caper. They also discuss evil though. Also Happy Thanksgiving? Help Mike pronounce D.B. Cooper at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast Talk fake bad guys at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com Discuss the purely visual Drew and email us at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet us your dirtiest time-play fantasy at https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

Ashley and Drew discuss the film Frankenstein. One of them loves the movie, and one of them hates the movie. Can you guess which one? Ashley talks about the genre of music known as Black Metal and the interesting people who play the music professionally. What does it mean to be an Adult? The answers may shock you, but most likely not. Drew reads some attention grabbers. Email the show at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com  www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com  

It's happened. Can The Real Boys survive their civil war? www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

Meet Ashley- she tells all about the practice of Wicca. Topics include dating someone with different beliefs, the broken educational system in the United States, and who the real star of the show is. Drew reads a spooky story for Halloween. This is the pilot episode for the first spinoff of The Real Boys! Get excited! Email the show at: TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

It's the forbidden episode of The Real Boys that might start our Captain America: Civil War if received wrong. Drew and Mike sit fireside and discuss all you need to know about the autumn season, Halloween, and winning a billion dollars in the lotto. Enjoy the campfire TRB-ASMR. https://www.facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com https://www.twitter.com/realboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

A groundbreaking first for The Real Boys... or should we say, The Real Boy? It's Drew's solo episode. https://www.facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com https://www.twitter.com/realboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

All the Boys are back for their fully fudged edge play episode... where Bill Maher interrupts, the Social Media Intern plays WoW, and Drew goes Larry King on our azzes and interviews the rest of the Boys. Topics include braille being the most perverted way of language, being proud to be an American, and Alex DeLarge of Beach House. Don't miss this one. Like us on this dead social network https://www.facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast Submit anonymously to us on the really really dead social network https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com Email us like Strong Bad or something TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Watch us get weird on this dying social network https://www.twitter.com/realboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

Greg and Jake fart it out for 50 minutes. Boss Baby is back. https://www.facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com https://www.twitter.com/realboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

Don't watch too much Svengoolie, but tune into The Real Boys for the perspective you can't get anywhere else. Topics include lighting cigars with tiki torches and hot pockets, Conservative Drew, Papa John punching walls in his mansion, the XFL, making Steve Harvey look through your eyes, Bob Dylan in a dark park, all of "the" sudden, the purpose of The Ugly Duckling, movie quotes in a political campaign, Alec Baldwin cosplaying, Jake's Science Corner discussing Gary Busey's much hated endocrine system, a surprise appearance from Bill Maher, and a segment of Batman again for some reason. Tune in next time when we might discuss video games or Radiohead or something. Remember the first episode of Black Mirror where the dude made fresh with a pig? We do too. Also like us on Facebook at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast Anonymously use a bad website no one uses anymore at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com Try to get that new G Suite and email us at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Lastly, there's twitter at https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

Elon Musk is making his nut while Drew and Mike have to step in yet again to save The Real Boys. Topics include corrupt present and future Illinois governors, the funniest Catholic school sports team name of all time, the Realest Real Boy, if the Boys were classic Hollywood stars, Mike's beef with the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), haunted mannequins in rich neighborhoods, the CDC releasing a dank meme, and plenty of Paul Newman. Also we go over some of last week's Chubstep topics and do them much better as per usual. Talk Paul Newman's Sockarooni at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast Do not eat this cereal anonymously with us at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com Submit questions and put a kibosh on the deal to TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Hey JB, tweet about a bowling alley in a dark abyss at https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com  

Fire up those grills, it is The Real Boys' Third Annual All Guy Fieri episode live from a basement of a police station. Topics include This Year Inside of Guy, geotagging Guy Fieri, 50 Years of Fieri, Guy officiating a mass gay wedding in Florida and other woke deeds, donkey sauce, Mike unable to pronounce worcestershire, Guy Fieri marrying Drew to Danny Trejo, Guy on Twitch IRL at a Brazilian steakhouse, replacing people in history with Guy Fieri, wedding photobooths with Guy, swimming with the sharks and also Guy, the magic hair powers of Guy Fieri, songs for Guy to cook a montage to, and what gets us to Flavortown. Also Jake leads the third annual Guy Fieri Games!!! RIP Anthony Bourdain. Go back to Greg's question at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast Honky-tonk-badonkadick at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com Submit questions for our next BBQ sauced sh*tshow to TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet about Guy Fieri's religion at https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com  

Drew and Mike discuss Face/Off (1997). There is no Guy Fieri in this episode. Don't worry about it. Other topics include Robin Williams' arms filled with silly putty. Talk Face/Off at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast Send anonymously about Face/Off at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com Submit questions about Face/Off to TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet about Face/Off at https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

Out of all of those, The Real Boys are back together in full force. Topics include a krokodil Kermit the Frog, /r/TheRealBoysPodcast turning into a NSFW subreddit, being stuck in an elevator with and avoiding urinating in front of celebrities, the living nightmare of Cal Chuchesta, the tale of Bob Gibson and Teddy Roosevelt, what current television series should end as a dream, and Episode #01 of The Boss Baby: Back in Business Review. This episode is rated Beans Plus. Join our no swear episode community at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast Send ideas for the punishment episode at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com Submit questions for our town hall episode to TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet about our krokodil episode at https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

Jake got the ol' Osama-Bin-Megatron treatment this episode, so get ready for the first Real Boys with only three boys since 2016. Topics include Greg's road rage dilemma, Mike's Strega Nona pasta powers, the comedy section of the Bible, rap battling Kanye to Fergalicious, Christopher Walken forgetting Peter Pan lines, Jeb! on the Jumbotron, and top ten worst favorite chants. Jake topics include the best memories of Jake, funky hair styles, marshmallows,  Jake's cheeks v. J.Lo's cheeks, and wedding speeches. Join our corn chip oil drinking community at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast Send where you think Jake is to https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com Submit your favorite Jake memory to TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet about how Jake would be a good busty Twitch streamer at https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

It's another one. Topics include future perfect beef, Uber Beef, Al's Beef catering a wedding, beef bowls... but it's not the beef episode. Other topics include guys with nice pecs, cringeworthy lyrics, sh*tting your pants to dodge a draft, the return of Drew's Clues, TMZ coverage of Speed Racer 2, playing Fortnite against Drew Carey, replacing the words Pokemon say, telling yourself stuff in 2006, FMK FMK, and all things coffee. Join our SALEM loving community at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast Send doinks anonymously to Young King Dave (RIP) at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com Submit questions regarding beef to TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet about your teeth brushing habits at https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

Blast some goo with The Real Boys. Topics include Jake's illness, playing it cool with Coolio, desired Sci-Fi gadgets (oh it's our Sci-Fi episode?), casting the Boys in Mad Max and Star Wars, what pose to freeze yourself when encased in carbonite, the Battle Royale Fortnite movie, a Slightly Stoopid cover band, the cost of watching one season of Doctor Who, Genie VR S-Jays at Disney Quest, the perfect Italian beef, and a deadly disease bracket. It's gonna get salacious... crumb. Join our Webster-heads community at https://facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast Send anonymously something about wet steaming pipes at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com Submit questions about Bubble Bass Bubba Rhymes at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet Mike that he truly is Charlize Theron at https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

It's the wrinkly-faced men episode, and The Real Boys are having dreams of Willem Dafoe. Topics include U.S. v. British Kitchen Nightmares, attaching a GoPro to Steve Harvey and other celebs, Drew killing a sheep, Mike's review of Speedracer, Jake versus a scary study hall troll, Greg's live reaction to Gérard Depardieu, and a casting call for the current Presidential administration. Send anonymously something hipstery you enjoy at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Submit questions and take a long walk off a short dock at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet us who can eat the most hot dogs while on steroids at https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast Join our Emile Hirsch community at https://www.facebook.com/therealboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

The Real Boys are entering their 3rd year on the internet and fittingly talking about the origins of RiFF RaFF. The stars are out in droves, and by stars we mean our very own Bill Maher. Topics include our sister podcast, a skewed questionnaire involving butts, Hey Arnold in Gerald's Game, a chunky Yelp review, how we are honestly going to die, Johnny Depp and Philip Seymour Hoffman, what it takes to watch professional golf, Shaq in The General commercials, condiments & sauce talk, and Drew's dating life. Listener submissions include playing instruments v. kissing Jon Hamm. Prepare your diamond b*ttplug for our Bungalow Bill moment! Go anonymously Inside the Actor's Studio at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Take your chunky questions up to the bar at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Find me on Nintendo Switch multiplayer (just kidding) at https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast Eat some General-So-Choice with our community at https://www.facebook.com/therealboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com  

Sobriety is relative in our semi-St. Patrick's Day episode, where The Real Boys dox Drew's entire family. It's also sort of the cereal episode... or maybe it's serial… Topics include the President thinking Vince McMahon exploded in a limo, eating raw meats, vodka oatmeal, picking one of the five senses to fail at, smoking with Billy Zane, the baggage of eating wings from an appetizer party platter, unlimited uncontrolled substances creating a Ken Levine dystopia, and the genres of music that fit the Boys. Go anonymous with Lucky the Leprechaun at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Light up your THIS IS IT neon sign and submit to TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet us the word lukewarm at https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast Give away all your personal data with our community at https://www.facebook.com/therealboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

This one's for the decision makers. The Real Boys are boycotting the Oscars for not awarding The Boss Baby. Topics include making Michael Shannon the new Bill Murray, the ICONIC Rock 'n' Roll McDonalds, a comprehensive analysis of fried chicken, getting too personal with your food delivery driver, guilt v. hunger during a tragedy, pizza puffs the size of your dad, Tabitha's Jimmy John's advice, The Sopranos prequel, and scalping Lucy Liu for a small fee of nine dollars at a pop up bar. Stay tuned after the show for Talking Real Boys, where we discuss coleslaw, Hats for Sale, and the Pixar lamp. Email us some under-cooked pork chops so we can get more maggots in our brains at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com (RIP Sarahah, you can ask to be anonymous in your email tho!) Tweet us some sweet and sour ravioli from Television Good Identified Fried Fridays at https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast Eat all four meals of the day with us at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

The Real Boys Ink is unfortunately back and ready to talk about how Alfred is always taking out shotguns to defend Wayne Manor. It's our Batman extravaganza, and topics include FMK (most of the) Batmen & Jokers, the best Batman gadget to own, matching up Batman with opponents, how Batman Beyond was terrible on paper, personal casting of a Real Boys Batman, and the treacherous ranking of all Batman films. Non-Batman topics include The Real Boys Fat Pact, the vulnerability of watching cake farts, and Carrot Top's origin story. Bat-glock-drop-top us anonymously at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Email us about Batman vs. Lice at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet at us Pursued by Bear offers at https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast Discuss the Alanis Morissette lyric "I have the rock for my riddler" at https://www.facebook.com/therealboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

It's the most manic Valentine's Day episode yet, where The Real Boys discuss how "Brew" thinks Don Draper's son is named Dobby and call out those cheating on their taxes. Topics include the last remaining artistic representation for humanity, a hypocrite author, 13 USD worth of Burger King, what love is like, who to shoot with Cupid's Arrow, winning back jilted lovers with boombox songs, and FMK Waluigi-style. Listener submissions include Presidential Cabinet positions and the in-depth analysis of Denny's Baconalia. Find out which of the Real Boys betray Chicago in this one, and check the next episode for the long-hyped Batman ranking. Send anonymous ASCII art of Homer Simpson at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Listen to Grandpa like a Grandpa by Run the Jewels and submit to TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet Mike coupons to hashbrowns at https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast Fix your Mickey Mouse watch with our community at https://www.facebook.com/therealboyspodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com  

Grab your Coke Zero Sugar change-name and get breakfast at Denny's with The Real Boys. Topics include the most delicious Tolkien character, the Academy Award nominated Boss Baby, the secret behind the package in Cast Away, the merits and perils of alcohol consumption, a Smirnoff Easter egg hunt, Steve-O's Fear Factor, statistics about ourselves, blind buying The Critic, and the glory days of MySpace and Xanga. AND YOU DON'T WANNA MISS CARS VERSUS TRUCKS!!! Listener submissions include the return of the blanket fort hermit. Send Greg-Head-Shave anonymously at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Send Tim Allen jokes and questions to TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet Hennessy with a big circle in it to https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast Update Jake's Top 10 again at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

Join the Real Old Boys as they have multi-eyed dog nightmares and discuss Mads Mikkelsen crying souls. Other topics include saying mean things aloud to computers, listening to this podcast at half-speed while microwaving bread, cooking very good eggs while blackout drunk, pitching an Overwatch League team Don Draper style, and what video games should be made into feature films. Angelina Joke-lie, a wet Crispin Glover in front of a lens, and Paul Giamatti as The Brickster, may not be The Real Boys' favorite singers, but you'll find out the real answers as well as the first man in space. Also Samus Aran is back. Make sure your stove is off and send anonymously at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Tell us your least favorite vape store name by sending an email to TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet #ReverseBindle to https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast Edit Jake's Wikipedia page at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

2018 is upon The Real Boys as they discuss John Cusack's intense burning sadness. The year is 34 B.C. (big Cokes) and discussion includes President Fish, Hideo Kojima's Hey Day, and the best video games, TV, and music of last year. Drew gets his Stranger Things sad dad fix, Jake pushes his new vocab word "nonplussed", Mike gives the results on Bikini Beach Party Summer, and Greg gets a leg cramp. Also two of the Boys want to have sex with a Taco Bell. Anonymously practice your White Castle filibuster at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Talk Big Bang slash Young Sheldon by sending an email to TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet 1 2 3 4 5 and that's all she wrote to https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast Pin Deuce Bigalow against Madea in our Real Boys community at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

2017 is finally over but The Real Boys are still kickin'. Join us as we perform a case study on "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" as well as speculate how Chewbacca is going to use Han Solo's vocal chords to speak English. Topics include making an old man cry as well as give up his money, the best Christmas present given and received, climbing inside your vornaments, 2017 analysis and 2018 predictions, Drew's quest to watch 300 films, yelling "Witness me!" at Hoots, and a Very Special Holiday Drew's Clues. Anonymously stuff our stockings at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Email us a personalized Christmas movie at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet us how you'd light your coffin at https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast Join our Nintendo-driven community at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

The Real Boys rank one Star Wars prequel higher than you'd like in this episode. Discussion includes no one murdering our frenemies but us, Denny's Hobbit-themed menu, removing an emotion or aspect of reality for a day, Steve-O's great grandfather Albert Fish, a Brazilian steakhouse with a class system kink, specialty vehicle operation, inspiration from unusual means, our stripper group name, the sexiness of cufflinks, an octogenarian retooling of Romeo & Juliet, and a list of VIPs from 2005. Anonymously put your tonies on the Tony's and submit at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Don't bet against the House (Jesus) but feel free to email TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet us in your Toronto Maple Leafs t-shirts https://twitter.com/realboyspodcast Remove your inhibitions and anxiety like it's the 80s with our Real Boys community at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com  

Join the four sweaty friends (known to some as The Real Boys) as they use their future babies for Stardew Valley gold-star quality kidney transplants. Obviously, this is the Thanksgiving 2017 episode, where the boys talk about bottling farts in bowling balls and a deep dive into the Chicago breakfast scene. Feast on Sweet Maple Cafe's french toast, 11 City Diner's corned beef, or the Belmont Snack Shop's biscuits and gravy as a shocking #PotatoJourney is revealed. Ponder if there ever is enough denim during the first Real Boys Topic Potluck, where the boys bring a topic for each other to lead the discussion on. Listener submissions include Harry Potter warfare. Anonymously submit and talk Sloane at https://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Email us your favorite literary passage at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Get at us on Twitter, Ethan Suplee @RealBoysPodcast We're thankful for you, join our community at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

Jake is back from the dead and in Stranger Things 2. Greg is having the perfect spooky mood for Halloween. Drew is in trouble in Jewel parking lots. Mike is drunkenly speaking to Avey Tare. Must be The Real Boys. Topics include Eric Andre and David Lynch working for Disney, ending stigmata, truffles and the pigs that find them, and This or That including Pink Floyd v. The Beatles and Grand Theft Auto Vice City vs. Red Dead Redemption. Plus listener submissions from Samus Aran demanding a Real Boys Human Centipede. Liquor before beer, you're lovin' it. Anonymously submit like Samus at http://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Email us how much buckets of mayo you eat at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet about how you'd approach Avey Tare @RealBoysPodcast Watch Rocket Power with us at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com  

Move over Orson Welles, you hack fraud; The Real Boys are now and forever cemented as the new kings of Halloween radio plays! Join Mike, Greg, and Drew as they discover the truth behind the missing Real Boy Jake. What is in store for our terrified trio? Drew's Clues? Halloween costume craziness? Listener emails with topics including the scariest movies of all time? You'll guffaw yourself to the grave on this one. Tell us your favorite quote anonymously at http://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Email us your favorite bit character at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet about how scared you were @RealBoysPodcast Talk about Tony Shalhoub at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

Commando pro across the map, The Real Boys are back and Mike is literally a honey glazed jelly doughnut. Topics include the New Jersey sloppy joe, the perfect sandwich, inserting a fart into historical situations, Chewbacca looking worse in every Star Wars trailer, hot dog selfies, the pros and cons of White Castle, casting the next James Bond, teaching Drew about the moon, and if finding alien life is a good thing. Listener submissions include the best game on the SNES Classic. Choose your killstreak and submit anonymously at http://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Get your Volvo juicy wet and email content at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet about no aisles in space @RealBoysPodcast Talk Papa John James Bond at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

The Real Boys are celebrating Oktoberfest by looking for their collective lost mother Deb. Discussion includes avoiding vomiting by thinking of breasts, having travelers' diarrhea in a room with your family, screaming into pillows because of tooth pain, getting seasick with James Cameron, getting the cast of Pinocchio drunk, the Red Hot Chili Peppers playing basketball on salvia, naked baseball, and the origin stories of how The Real Boys all met each other. Listener submissions include Death Note L, animal sidekicks, Wilfred v. Willard v. Rick and Morty v. BoJack Horseman, and changing one aspect of a show to make it good. Submit your anonymous thoughts on David Lynch directing Star Wars at  http://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Email us about the Watto solo movie at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet us Looney Tunes spoilers @RealBoysPodcast Join our double double beef and pizza community at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com www.SeanTakeMiketoSbarroatUIC.com

Open up your spaghetti-filled mailboxes and eat your teeth, The Real Boys are back with Anthony Fantano dreams. Topics include what artists and genres should make a resurgence, the rise and fall of dubstep, hitting the water pipe, Christian Bale wedding servants, how to weaponize nostalgia and pre-stalgia™, deleting DVD scratches from the mortal realm, culture shock, and The Real Boys of Oz. Listener submissions include which Steven King story to live in, seeing acquaintances in dreams, hermit-igloo words of encouragement, vacationing with the most annoying person you know, and personal drug usage. Send us Raw anonymous content at http://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Sat Ire the DEA agent can email the show at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Pizza or Shut up some tweets @RealBoysPodcast You matter. Join our community at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

D.R.E.W. takes on happiness in this episode, where the recipe for Jake's nice nice good and great eggs may just be revealed. Topics include Jack Black's fat stomach full of holes, the Possum King v. a hole full of bees, the Car Accident Goblin telepathically causing car accidents, a barrel of Zing oil, why Bob Barker wants animals spayed and neutered and other favorite game shows, television station numbers of yesteryear, cult classics that should be considered masterpieces, Mike's well-known low-key plan of hosting his own funeral, and conspiracy theories including compromising the Blarney Stone. Listener submissions include avoiding the eclipse by fearing random crap, the best Red Hot Chili Peppers song to play at your own funeral, and the maximum amount of miles The Real Boys can run at one given time. Send us anonymous content at http://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Don't break our hearts like The Kissing Bandit and email the show at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet with us to bring back Baggage @RealBoysPodcast Don't biff it and join our community at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com  

The Real Boys are sounding better than ever thanks to their Neopet-Patreon. Discussion includes the return of an old friend and his origin story, defying expectations in Ubers and beyond, being verified funny by (RIP)D, another horror story from Drew, birthing a Babadook, how Jake and Mike survived their births, an anti-shoutout to the first Watchdogs while plugging the sequel, not-not thinking about Twin Peaks, and feeling comfortable in your own skin. Listener emails include portable games of choice, as well as an email from a Real Mom. Sarahah messages include being bullied as well as being bullies, grape preference, a Shrek is love lullaby, drunk dreams, and being able to differentiate our voices. Send us content at http://therealboyspodcast.sarahah.com/ Email us if there was a grasshopper in Antz at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet us for an autographed picture of Ratso @RealBoysPodcast Join our brandy drinking community at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com    

Turn that bad upside down, The Real Boys are back with big news. Discussion includes The Boss Baby, coasting through life comfortably numb, how to wear sandals, ranking our jokes, scaring yourself during professional massages in the 3rd world, the perfect drunk utility, what to really wake up and get out of bed for, the proximity of Aurora, Illinois tainting the surrounding suburbs, solo Real Boy podcast concepts, tinkle targets, the concept of being alone, and listener emails including the last Real Boys standing, and Guy Fieri's biggest fear. Live text the death of Smashmouth at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Stay in-informed @RealBoysPodcast Salute a skunk at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com

This episode is almost as good as Dwayne The Rock wearing crocs. The Boys discuss the degradation of trendy commercials, Neil Patrick Harris v. Christopher Kennedy Masterson, crying to Queen in What's New, Drew?!, the Christian Science Monitor's 2007 review of Shrek the Third, pranking the future via a time capsule, having to much of a good thing and getting drunkenly angry at Marble Madness, sleeping on trash bags of Hawaiian shirts, Dirty Pauly and Corgi Romano, and John Candy's secret Hollywood lasagna murder. Listener emails include Samus Aran's return, meals to cook on the first date, and FMK for John Goodman's best roles. Schedule some Russian Solitaire with us at TheRealBoysPodcast@gmail.com Tweet us 6-eyed Mike Huckabee's @RealBoysPodcast Make some of P-Word Herman's ice cream soup at www.Facebook.com/TheRealBoysPodcast www.TheRealBoysPodcast.com