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In this episode of the My $0.02 Podcast, I share my reaction to the recent Red Bull Freestyle featuring Big Sean, Ab-Soul and Joey Badass. Let me know your thoughts by leaving a comment where or message on UG @my2centspod.Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/my-002-podcast-tote-bag/?productType=6c8bdf76-412f-4607-b944-505de2f9099c (tote bag)https://www.bonfire.com/my-002-podcast-tops/?productType=bacf6cd6-b53d-469c-ab96-02afe5b15f71 (shirts)My $0.02 Podcast Transcribed: https://medium.com/my2centspodtranscribed

To celebrate being on his first Uglee Truth Mother's Day episode, Mr. Ug (formerly known as Producer Dub) plays Would You Rather?, the Mom edition. Plus, Jamie has an awkward moment on a party bus and encounters her most feared creature on a weekend getaway. Listen and enjoy and we hope you all had a wonderful Mother's Day!

Det blåser upp till RAP BATTLE mellan Mike Foxtrot och Coma Cop. Svenskfinland håller andan. Och du också. Följ med podden på en detaljerad resa om den dolda rap-battle-talangen Bunny Rabbits historia, en oförglömlig skådis-insats av självaste Eminem. Filmen regisseras av den fantastiske, men tyvärr framlidne, Curtis Hanson. Dessutom det vanliga tugget om minnenas Vasa med nuggets och iakttagelser som du knappast visste att du ville känna till. Men du vill. Hitta oss hos allehanda podd-appar och även hos streamingjätten Spotify. Välkomna alla UG-lyssnare. 313.

Can you believe it? EPISODE 700!!! Congrats to us but THANK YOU to our loyal listeners (and new ones too). It's very rare for a podcast to cross this milestone and we couldn't have done it without you and the love of doing the show each and every week.  Enjoy #700 with Jamie and Mr. Ug.

Mr. and Mrs. Ug are at the helm of this episode with stories of clumsy coffee, housekeepers, naked neighbors, red heads, Irish golfers, stoneruit and a handful of awkward moments. Join us for the laughs, won't you?

Stāsta ērģeļbūves meistars un klavieru tehniķis, Ugāles ērģeļdarbnīcas vadītājs un īpašnieks Jānis Kalniņš Kad Senajā Grieķijā jau pirms Kristus dzimšanas bija izdevies pielāgot taustiņu mehānismu pāna flautai, tā radot pirmās ērģeles, nav nekāds brīnums, ka arī tā laika stīgu instrumentiem – arfām, cimbalēm, cītarām – mēģināja pielāgot taustiņus. Diemžēl nav saglabājušies meistaru vārdi, kuri to paveica pirmie, bet jau viduslaikos sastopamies ar dažādiem šīs grupas instrumentiem, kuri bija mūsdienu klavieru priekšteči. Plašāk pazīstamais, protams, ir klavesīns (franču) vai čembalo (vācu). Tā nosaukumā galvenais vārds ir no latīņu clavis – taustiņš. Clavicembalo vai vēlāk vienkārši Cembalo – cimbale ar taustiņiem. Claviciterium – cītara ar taustiņiem, tam stīgas ir vertikālas. Angļiem laikam svarīgāka bija arfa, tādēļ harpsichord. Visiem šīs grupas instrumentiem taustiņš kustina kātiņu, kurā iestiprināts plektrs, kurš rausta stīgu. Klavesīniem nav iespējams pagarināt stīgas skanēšanas laiku līdzīgi klavierēm, nav iespējams mainīt skaņas stiprumu. Āmuriņklavieru idejiskie priekšteči ir instrumenti, kur stīgas tiek nevis raustītas, bet tām uzsit. Senākais no tiem ir klavihords, pazīstams jau 14. gadsimtā. Nosaukums ir dīvains latīņu un grieķu vārdu sajaukums: clavis un χορδή (hordē, ar nozīmi stīga). Tangente ir nekustīgi savienota ar taustiņu, tādējādi stīga skan tikai tik ilgi, kamēr taustiņš nospiests. Neraugoties uz to, ka skaņa ir ļoti klusa, it īpaši 18. gadsimtā klavihords bija ļoti populārs ne vien savas muzikālās izteiksmības dēļ, bet arī zemās cenas dēļ. Tādēļ tas kļuva par mācību un vingrināšanās instrumentu, kuru viegli varēja ņemt līdzi ceļojumos. Īpaši izplatīts tas bija Vācijā un Ziemeļvalstīs. 19. gadsimtā klavihords nogrima aizmirstībā, bet jau gadsimta beigās līdz ar autentiskā muzicēšanas stila renesansi sākās tā atdzimšana. 20. gadsimtā, kad attīstījās skaņas pastiprināšanas tehnoloģijas, būsiet pārsteigti, kuri mūziķi lietoja klavihordu: 1976. gadā Oskars Pītersons spēlēja dziesmas no operas "Porgijs un Besa"; Kīta Džereta albumā Book of ways dzirdam virkni improvizāciju uz klavihorda; The Beatles dziesmā Forno one dzirdam Polu Makartniju spēlējam klavihordu! Mūsdienās daudzi mūziķi no jauna atklāj klavihorda skaņas skaistumu; īpaši ērģelnieki to izmanto vingrināšanās vajadzībām, jo tieši uz klavihorda vislabāk attīstīt pirkstu tehniku. Par šo īpaši kluso instrumentu ar ļoti izteiksmīgu skaņu varbūt jāpadomā daudzdzīvokļu māju iemītniekiem, ja kaimiņi sūdzas par bērna vingrināšanos! Tomēr vistiešākais klavieru priekštecis ir tangentflīģelis. Tas ir klavesīna vienaudzis – senākais pazīstamais apraksts par instrumentu ar tangentu mehāniku tapis 1440. gadā. Itāļi to dēvēja Cembalo angelico.  Droši, ka pianoforte pirmā mehānisma konstruktors Bartolomeo Kristofori un pilnīgi noteikti Kristofs Gotlībs Šrēters bija saskārušies un pat būvējuši tangentflīģeļus. J. S. Baha dēli savus klavieru skaņdarbus rakstīja tieši tangentflīģelim, tāpat arī V. A. Mocarts bija pazīstams ar šo instrumentu. Tangentflīģeļa konstrukcija ir ļoti vienkārša: klavesīna kātiņš ar plektru tiek saīsināts tiktāl, ka tas paliek zem stīgām. Uzsitot pa taustiņu, kātiņš "palecas" uz augšu un atsitas pret stīgu; tā kā tas ir pietiekoši īss, tad tūlīt arī atkrīt atpakaļ. Skaņa ir ievērojami spēcīgāka nekā klavesīnam, bez tam kļūst iespējamas dinamiskās nianses. Klāt nāk virkne pedāļu, kuri darbina dempferus, moderatoru un citus dažādu skaņu efektu veidotājus. Tomēr mehānisms bija samērā niķīgs, tādēļ tangentflīģeļu plašas izplatības laiks bija īss. Tie plaši izplatījās 18. gadsimta otrajā pusē, bet jau ap 1800. gadu tos izkonkurēja āmuriņklavieres. Jāpiebilst, ka Rīgā, Mencendorfa namā ir (pagaidām gan tikai apskatāms) vēsturisks tangentflīģelis.

One mom says to trust your instincts. Another tells you to sleep train by 8 weeks. The breastfeeding book you read says you should breastfeed for up to 2 years, but your pediatrician hands you a formula sample at your baby's first appointment. The contradictions in motherhood are everywhere—and it's no wonder moms feel overwhelmed.In this episode, we're breaking down why so much of the advice you hear about pregnancy, birth, breastfeeding and infant care are totally... opposite.Note: In the episode I said "scheduled cesarean" when I meant to say "elective cesarean." Yes we get juicy, y'all.Join us inside the U|G birth program that is ALWAYS based in physiology for the mom birthing in the modern world.https://unmedicatedgirlies.com/or DM me "enroll" over on IG

00. Episode 272 (Intro) - Trance All Over The World 01. Robinito - Sirens Symphony [Avena Records] 02. Eximinds - In The Darkness (Dmitry Chelnokov Remix) [Interplay Records] 03. Ferkingge, Aquariius - Thousands of Lights [AROS Music] 04. Vikram Prabhu - Nothingness [Ablazing Records] 05. Ruslan Radriges, Whitelight - Move [Interplay Records] 06. Asteroid x Pharos T x James Dust x Jodie Poye - Fly Away [FSOE] 07. Hypersia & HKL - Believe [HYPERSIA] 08. Steve Allen - Do This Forever [Uplift Recordings] 09. DJ Tony Magic & Yuri Melnikov - Message From The Past [Abora Recordings] 10. Semblance Smile, North Skies - Switch [Future Rave Music] 11. Kevin, Sheryl Deane & Tom Holmes - We'll Never Say Goodbye (Roman Messer Remix) [Magik Muzik] 12. Nitrous Oxide & John Rockwell & Hidden Tigress - Chasing The Stars [Reason II Rise: UPLIFT] 13. ILYIN & Darix - Acid Rave [Reason II Rise Music] 14. U-G vs N-sKing - Don't Come Back To Me [Ascent Recordings] 15. Alexander Komarov - Narnia [Interplay Global] 16. Max Graham & Neev Kennedy - Sun In The Winter (David Forbes Remix) [Who's Afraid Of 138?!] 17. LinMou & Drunk Breeze - Snow Dream [State Control Records] 18. Lowi - Odyssey [Reason II Rise Music] 19. Novel, DJ Spaceman & DJ X-Tromic - Sigmaland Q1 [Ablazing Records] 20. MakeFlame - Vandetta [State Control Records] 21. Mark Allen - Discover [Positive State] 22. Andrew Peters - Faith [Future Force Recordings] 23. Adam Taylor - Beyond Reason [Pure Trance NEON] 24. Mike Bound - One Hundred Light Years Ago [Reason II Rise Music] 25. Inoblivion & 0Gravity - New Generation [High Voltage Recordings] 26. Georgio Safo - Milestone [Interplay Global] 27. Calvin O'Commor - Come Dance With Me [State Control Records]

01) Juan Almiñana Obando, Mehran Vedadi - Imagination (Intro Mix) 02) LOST UK - Fluorescence (Original Mix) [Gert Records] 03) Roger Shah & Yelow - Serendipity (Extended Mix) 04) Chris Baker - Dream (Original Mix) 05) D.A.R.E - Family Love's Echoes (Extended Mix) [ KAZAL Records ] 06) Ronski Speed x Harshil Kamdar x Greg Oakland Feat. Tara Louise - The Good Times (Extended Mix) 07) Marc Ward - Karma (Extended Mix) [TSOE RECORDS] 08) Activa - Luminosity (Extended Mix) [Degenerate Records] 09) Vikram Prabhu - Past Emotions (Extended Mix) [ Activate Recordings ] 10) DJT - One In A Trillion (Extended Mix) [DJT MUSIC] 11) Mercurial Virus, AstroFegs & K-PAXian - Heartbeat Of Arrakis (Extended Club Mix) 12) U-G vs. N-sKing - Don't Come Back To Me (Extended Mix) [ASCENT RECORDINGS] 13) SounEmot, Ocoro - Saranghae (Original Mix) 14) Aly & Fila, Chapter 47 & Richard Bedford - Edge of Tomorrow (Extended Mix) 15) PABLO JU - Dos Versos (Shane Infinity Remix) (feat. Jackie Faraoui) 16) Calvin O'Commor - Daleko Od Ciebie (Extended Mix) 17) Dark Moon & Bluefire - Tribal (Driftmoon Remix Extended) [BREATHEMUSIC] 18) Jon Mangan - Sorrow (Extended Mix) 19) Ciaran McAuley With Shelby Merry - The Party (Extended Mix) [BLACK HOLE RECORDINGS] 20) Terry Noise - Solarflower (Piano Mix)

Tracklist 01.WaterFox - Alice&Rabbit Hole [Think Trance] 02.U-G vs. N-sKing - Don't Come Back to Me [Ascent] 03.0Gravity - You're The One [FSOE] 04.Tasso - Frankly [Positive State] 05.Tempo Giusto - The Rave Clown [Dreamstate] 06.David Forbes - Sidewinder [WAO138?!] 07.Smith&Brown - Shard [Outburst] 08.Dan Cooper - Recoperation 303 [Nocturnal Knights Fusion] 09.Madwave x Taucher x Torsten Stenzel - Bizarre [Future Sequence] 10.Jackob Rocksonn - Invasion [Deep In Thought] 11.Valar - Waking Up [Iboga] 12.Nitrous Oxide&John Rockwell&Hidden Tigress - Chasing The Stars [Reason II Rise Uplift] 13.Mark Wilks - We Are Infinite [Nocturnal Knights] 14.Artento Divini&Allen Watts - Say What [High Voltage] 15.U-Mount - Rebound [Activate] 16.Allan Berndtz&Sonic Journey - Lumia [Chasing Dreams] 17.Sue McLaren, Rinaly&Epicfail - Let It Shine [AVA White]

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Start: 00:00 Icebreaker: Toilet etiquette, Necrophilia, Man V bear : 00:30 Intro: 9:20 Kla v London: 12:55 Apollo & Mulinde Q&A: 18:02 Does Mulinde have Veneers: 20:11 Kla's Fake Alcohol: 21:00 Impressions of Kla, then & now?: 27:31 Paradise in Kla: 37:50 Long Distance R/ships: 42:02 Crushing on Apollo: 45:00 How's Ug treating y'all: 45:50 Apollo's Brand & lovelife: 46:03 Uk or Ug girls: 48:33 Did Mulinde have a thing with Sheilla Gashumba: 50:18 Awkward daps: 50:53 Opportunity favors the bold: 52:14 Pre chills: 52:54 2024 for Mulinde & Apollo: 54:40 62 since 62: 58:58 Morning or Nighttime Bath: 1:14:50 Mob Jazz Podcast on all Platforms: 1:33:32  

יך בונים קהילה שעושה טוב? אורן רווח, נשיא קבוצת אסתי לאודר, ונשיא קבוצת UG העולמית

Time stamps Start :00:00 Icebreaker: 00:30 Chaxy Takes Kla : 16:05  Who is Chaxy : 37:00 Mobster Q&A : 39:24 Language barrier: 39:55 Does KE have fake booze : 53:01 Do guys judge the hair: 58:34 Advertising in KE : 1:02:48 Rolex v Smochas : 1:06:35 Cookie chockhold : 1:11:40 STD testing : 1:14:43 Mwass or Mariah ? :1:20:18 Shot shooting : 1:21:10 Would Chaxy move to UG : 1:27:13 MicCheque Hangout : 1:31:12

Welcome to yet another “New Year” I remember when I was in an unhealthy marriage each time the "New Year" came around and 'Old Year" passed my world became smaller & my outlook became more and more hopeless All I could see was my life. Ug! It was nothing to reflect on. All the wasted years just scrolling by and me not having a say or remembering any of it. Now I knew I should have been grateful, I should have been able to embrace my "all my blessings". I was just way too deep in it to really know why, I was frustrated because I did not, in the past or presently do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING to change my situation, and frankly I was too exhausted to think about the mountain I would need to climb in order to make a change.  MY VIEW OF THE "F...ING NEW YEAR" HAS CHANGED SIGNIFICANTLY! If you or someone you know is experiencing emotional, verbal, or mental abuse.... please share my podcast. You may change someone's life. https://coachingwithdrheidi.com/

Head uut aastat! 2025. aasta esimene külaline on igatahes esmakordne - raadiosse on 368. Meloturniiri saatesse tulnud Vadim Jurusov, kes on mänginud ja mängib kitarri igasugustes Tallinna uue raju UG-skeene bändides ja töötab ühtlasi plaadipoes, nii et lisaks küsimuste küsimisele ja vastuste vastamisele saab rääkida kõvasti ka muud musajuttu - nii sellest, mis on olnud ja ka sellest, mis võib-olla tuleb.

Tonight we're presenting some of our most beloved, humorous, and explicit poems about Christmas night intimacy. All are spoofs of the most classic Christmas poem of all time. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. The Black Knight Before Christmas by  The Mad Splatter, recited by Sonia. ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse; My panties were hung on the bedpost with care, As my fingers parted my soft pussy hair.My pussy I fingered while all snug in my bed, As visions of huge cock danced in my head; My tit in one hand, and squeezing my nip, I moaned and I groaned, while my muff I did grip. When out on the lawn I heard a faint sound, I popped out my fingers from my wet and hot mound; And naked away, to the window I dashed, Tore open the drapes as the yard I did flash. The moon on my breasts was a sight to behold, Showed my smooth white skin and red nipples so bold. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But William, our black neighbor, who I've wanted all year, With an ass like a rock and muscles so thick, I knew in a moment I'd found my hard dick. While rubbing my pussy I suddenly came, As he whistled and shouted, and called me by name; “Now, Susan, you minx, you hot little vixen! It's time that you knew what you've always been missin'! From the tip of my rod to the sack of my balls I'll make you forget your drunk husband, Paul!” His words, they made my fantasies fly; And I slid both my hands between my wet thighs; And started to spread and rub my bare lips Now slick from the promise of a huge, black dick. And then, in a twinkling, I heard a loud knock, And knew at the front door awaited my cock. I threw on my robe and sped down the stairs, Hot for the stud who awaited me there. When I opened the door, he wasted not a moment; Entered the room and tore off my garment; And dropped to his knees, put his face in my snatch; My pussy lips burned, as hot as a match. The nub of my clit he held tight in his teeth, His fingers he rubbed on my slit just beneath; I squeezed my huge tits, nipples dark as a cherry, And his tongue was now stabbing my pussy so furry. Hearing my breathing had become quite quick He knew it was time to show me his prick. He pulled down his pants and exposed his firm belly, And his long, thick tool to which I said, “Oh, Billy!” It was chubby and plump, and hard in my hand; When it slid in my mouth, he barely could stand; So a chair I soon found and gave him a seat; I straddled his cock and ground on his meat. He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And filled up my pussy, then came with a jerk, And sliding his finger inside of my ass, I came on his lap and slumped with a gasp. I slid off his cock, and fell to the floor, And licked the last drops of cum like a whore. And he finally exclaimed, with my mouth on his rod, “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good…oh, oh my God!!!” And To All A Good Lay  by  foehn. Recited by Connor. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and down in my drawers, my creature was telling you, “Get on all fours!” You'd already laid down your stockings with care, and come to molest me in my easy chair. The kids were all upstairs and sleeping at last, and now it was “us” time; not slow, but not fast, You unbuttoned my britches and pulled my pants down, and up sprang my elf with his little pink crown. He trembled and twitched with desire that was spastic, desiring our session of love to be drastic. Tenderly, gently caressing my shaft, you leaned close to kiss it, just driving me daft! By flickering firelight, its head disappeared, when all of a sudden, the thing that I feared, The most about Christmas Eve night came to pass, as Santa Claus plopped on our fire, on his ass. Our fire was extinguished and smoke filled the air, as Santa jumped up with, a burning derriere. I took in the view with a wilting erection, and wondered “What's wrong with our burglar detection?” Santa was hopping and howling in hurt; I pulled up your favorite plant from its dirt, And taking the pot, knocking over my rum, I ran up to rub, the wet soil on his bum. The fire was put out, and the poor old elf sighed, to think that this Christmas, he well could have died; And when he spied you, collapsed naked and weeping, I couldn't help think, that he shouldn't be peeping. When I recognized the odd look on his face, I reminded him, he had invaded our space. “And now come to think of it, where are the toys? “Surely you've brought some, for our little boys.” I walked to the closet and chose a warm blanket, to cover your butt with. (she wanted to spank it.) He walked to the chimney, and reaching within, unsnagged his bag, which fell down with a din. “Quiet” I said: “Must you make such a clatter?” He smiled just to say, “ that Nothing's the matter,” and then just to prove to me nothing was wrong, he tossed you a shiny new silicone dong. He stashed the boys' presents, all under the tree, and turning he gave me, a new DVD; there were pictures of hot sexy, things on the case, and one of them seemed to be wearing your face! He gave a big wink, walked right out the door. I locked it behind him and glanced at the floor. where you looked so peaceful, all comfy and bare. beneath the big blanket, now covering you there. I stripped off my clothes, laid down at your side; you were already giving, your new dong a ride! And what had gone limp from our rude interruption, now perked up quite nicely, and stood at attention. I reached for your free hand and guided it where; it could find my “north pole,” sticking out in the air. and I heard Santa shout, as he left on his sleigh, “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good lay!” Her Night Before Christmas by Ug. Recited by Natasha Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. No creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were worn by the woman with care, She'd too much to drink, passed out on the chair. The woman who should have been snug in her bed, the whiskey and vodka, gone straight to her head. And she lay there snoring, empty glass on the floor, so drunk came she in, she'd forgotten the door. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, Another drunk wandering, home in a stagger. To her door he did wander, and gave it a push, Then fell he inside when his foot caught a bush. He spied a light on, in a room and did wander. looked inside the door, and hence he did ponder. Now who was this woman, sitting there in his chair. This woman with such sexy flowing blonde hair. He reached down to give, her shoulder a shake, but the young buxom woman, just wouldn't awake. He tried a bit harder, and gave her a jostle. which didn't awake her, but made her breasts tossle. The drunk seeing breasts, seductively quiver. decided to cup one, still she did not shiver. Now with his right hand, he slipped down her dress. and finding her nipple, an interesting quest. He moved his left hand, and placed on her thigh. and feeling the silks, he pushed his hand high. Over the stocking tops, onto warm skin, to her panties and under, his fingers sank in. He gripped at her panties, and pulled them aside. and with his free hand, then parted her thighs. And moving between, her legs he did shove. Unzipping his pants, to fuck his new love. He then pulled her ass, to the edge of the chair, His dick found it's way, through her pubic hair. and into her pussy, his dick did so slam. then pulled back slightly, to repeatedly ram. He pounded her pussy, and groaned as he shoved. Her pussy felt great, like a hot little glove. She still was asleep, unaware of the world, so he carried on fucking, his sweet Christmas girl. He pushed her legs back, up over her head, And deep in her womb, his pulsing dick fed. He started to grunt, whilst having his fun. Then into her belly, shot all of his cum. He held himself still, til catching his breath, and pulled out his dick, his balls had none left. He wiped off his cock, on the hem of her dress, and zipped himself up, though she was a mess. He spoke not a word, but went straight to the door, before looking round, til he finally swore. “Oh fuck” he soon hissed, “this isn't my home!”, then crept from the house, and left her alone. He swayed down a path, his legs wobbling so, soon slipped on some ice, and landed in snow. But I heard him exclaim, passing out like a light, “Happy Christmas to all, and a fucking good-night!” T'was The Night Before Christmas by LostNlove. Recited by Emily. It was the night before Christmas; And all through my house. The Candles were glowing; And I was quite soused. The fire was warm; And so was the brandy. As I wrapped up the gifts; I was feeling quite randy. I sat in my nightie; Short silky and white. Hoping when Santa showed; He'd enjoy such a sight. Then top of the stairs; I heard a deep groan. It sounded familiar; I let out a moan. I turned round to see; And what do you know. There stood my Santa; His shaft in a bow. I saw that red ribbon; Round that cock so hard. And jumped off the couch; Without self regard. When he saw I was tipsy; He laughed and came down. I untied that bow; And wrapped my lips ‘round. Oh, what a present! I'm one happy wench. I sucked it then faster; my nipples he pinched. I rose to my feet; L and licking my lips. Then, held mistletoe; while he gave me a kiss. We moved to the couch Where he laid me back. And thrust in his cock; All the way to his sack. When my hips rocked he said; Oh You like that I see.” I said, “Yes all though better; On the floor on my knees.” “No problem my dear; Anything that you wish. But first come here; Give me one more kiss.” I kissed his lips softly; Then I got on the floor. He teased so I begged; “Santa please give me more.” He lifted my nightie; Up over my ass. As he gave it a slap; I let out a loud gasp. “I've watched you this year; You're so naughty but nice.” He shoved it in deep saying, “Now, let's do this twice!” I slammed back against him, As he slammed into me. I didn't yet notice; Rug burns on my knees. I moaned and I came; my juices did flow. he pounded yet faster; deep as he could go. I came then again; and convulsed quite a bit. My fingers pressed hard; On my swollen clit. As I came I could feel; His dick start to swell. He smacked on my ass; And I let out a yell. “For when you were naughty, that will suffice. and now here is something; For when you've been nice.” He grabbed my hips tight, And his cock shot a pop. I soon came again; begging please do not stop. His dick throbbed and squirted; I thought I might scream. Oh the wonderful pleasure; Of Santa's hot cream! We collapsed on the floor, His hands in my hair, Then asleep by the fire, Without any care. As he was leaving; Before the sunlight. “Oh my darling; You're such a delight!” Twats The Night Before Christmas by  VeryHappyHubby. Recited by Thomas. Twas the night before Christmas and on our street block; Nothing was stirring, except for my cock. Her panties were hung by the chimney with care, I had a good feeling she soon would be bare. I was horny and naked all snug in my bed, While visions of big boobs danced in my head. With the wife in her nightie, and I full of luck, I had my heart set on a Christmas eve fuck. When out by the hearth there arose such a noise, It sounded like girls and could not be boys. Away to the Christmas tree I flew in the nude, We might have guests, I couldn't be rude. Moonlight from the window cast a warm glow And gave my firm cock a good reason to grow; When, what should appear through my old reading glasses, But eight college girls, and their really firm asses, With little shy giggles, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment they wanted my dick. I was shocked then thought, they had to be bluffing, But I whistled and shouted, as they stripped down to nothing; “I'm Dana I'm Heidi I'm Amber I'm Shelly! I'm Ali I'm Erin I'm Stephie I'm Nellie! From their g-strings and bras that they bought at the mall,  They stripped And Stripped And stripped it off all!” There were eight pairs of tits and pussies to match, My big throbbing cock, wanted a piece of this snatch; So before me now stood, eight naked co-eds, I was anxious to learn who would first give me head; And then with a smile, Amber sought for my dick, The rest formed a line, as she gave me a lick. Each girl sucked my cock, as I fondled her tits, While each girl behind her all played with her clit. My wife dressed in fur, from her tits to her crotch, Said this was from her, and she wanted to watch; A sack full of toys she brought for the girls, It was full of vibrators with one made of pearls Their eyes how they twinkled, Their pussies how merry! Their tits were like melons, their clits like a cherry! The girls grabbed their vibes, as I sat on the floor, They pleasured each other, but all wanted more. Each girl took a turn and came over to me, They mounted my cock by the light of the tree. Some fucked me quite slow, and some fucked me fast, My biggest concern was how long I would last. Their boobies were big and their pussies were wet, I had fucked them all but I wasn't done yet. With a wink of her eye and a squeeze of her breast, My wife let me know that she would be next. They spoke not a word, gathered ‘round real quick, and watched how it's done, as my wife worked my dick. She lowered her pussy right onto my rod, We fucked and we fucked, as I shot out my wad. Of all the pussies my wife's was the best, My cock was now tired and needed a rest. With my wife still horny, and claiming it's early, She climbed off of me, and reached for a girly. She licked every breast and sucked evry nipple, My smile was so big and showed off my dimple. She moved to their clits, and then one by one, Each girl did orgasm, until they were done. With evry girl limp and could take nothing more, They eventually dressed and went for the door. But I heard my wife shout, ere they drove out of sight, “Merry Christmas to all, see you tomorrow night.” Tinder Christmas Eve By HarryDNewhouse Recited by Aria Twas the night before Christmas, nothing good on TV. So I went onto tinder, feeling kind of hornie. My kinky companion, was up for some fun. I sent him a message, to tell him he'd won. “Christmas gift wanted, I live all alone. No soul to consort, but my cat and my phone. I want you to dress, in the robes of St Nick. I've been very naughty, so don't make it quick. There's a window unlocked, in the room at the back. It opens with ease, for you and your sack. I'm off to sleep now, in my sexy silk nighty. Oh and by the way, I can get a bit fighty!” A mince pie and brandy were left on the table. Along with a note, ‘Fuck hard if you're able!' Well imagine my shock, when later that night. I'm rudely awakened, by hands grasping tight. My mouth was all covered, a beard scratched my ear. ‘Santa's here slut, and you're going to pay dear' I struggled beneath him, but couldn't get free. His breath was mince pies, with a hint of sherry. Was gagged by the stocking, I'd hung with such pride. Wrists tied with red ribbon, as I lay on my side. My night dress was lifted, my body left bare. Face pushed in the pillows, firm hand held my hair. The slap to my bottom, made me stifle a moan. Spanked by a man, who'd invaded my home. By the tenth I was writhing, all tingling and sore. If not for the stocking I'd be begging for more. Many strikes later, he decided to rise. I then felt hot wax, drip onto my thighs. It seemed like forever, He toyed with me there. Pain mixed with pleasure, in well-practiced flair. ‘You're such a bad girl, you deserve only coal. Now open your legs, and I'll choose me a hole'. Candy-cane in my ass, was a tingling surprise. A wide one at that, brought tears to my eyes. Removing his belt, pants fell to the floor. ‘Here's Santa's north pole, now take it you whore!' His cock drove me wild, and I churned and I shuddered. ‘I'll ruin you slut', was all that he muttered. Pulled up on my knees, he pounded and pounded. Fapping & clapping, his testicles sounded. A Christmas orgasm, is always quite nice. We had many that night, and disturbed all the mice. Exhausted and broken, my hands were untied. He reclaimed his trousers, and away he did ride. But before you should ask, ‘was this only a dream?' I awoke the next morning, to signs that I've seen. A candy cane sat, in a drained brandy glass. And I knew it was real, from the pain in my ass. Beside hung a stocking, so full and so swollen. Coal was its contents, my innocence stolen. I yet was astonished, on tinder to find. ‘Sorry I can't make it, I hope you don't mind'. Thus read the message, from my kinky friend. That beard did seem real, Happy Christmas, The End. NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS: PARODY By Eurika. Recited by Ryan Twas the Night Before Christmas, and all through the house' Downstairs I was yearning, and clicking my mouse. Her stockings were flung on the end of the table, But I was alone watching porn over cable. I pulled out the lotion and rubbing my cock. To shoot my load in an old ragged sock. From the upstairs, came a noise so gay, I jumped from my chair, seeking some randy play. I dashed to the bedroom, flung open the door' to see my wife kneeling, down on the floor. For a moment, arose such a hot burning, Seeing my lusty wife, my anger was churning. A little old man, she was sucking his dick. He was dressed in all red, Oh God it's Saint Nick. His eyes were a twinkle, his cheeks were all red. My wife was below him, and giving him head. She stopped rather quickly, looked worried & caught. I wasn't upset though. I thought it was hot! He said, “I have checked, I checked my list twice. She has been a bad girl, but you've been quite nice.” I gave them a smile, and nodded my head, Then old Saint Nick took her, and threw her in bed. He pulled off her nightgown, her boobs bouncing free, He turned her round so she, was looking at me. Her eyes grew much bigger, as he gave a lick, She moaned rather loudly, when he pushed in dick. At first he was slow, til she started to cum. He then fucked her hard, until she was done. He rubbed her bare ass, and gave it a smack, And then pulled out shooting, his load on her back. He gave a thick laugh, and a jolly, “Ho ho.” He pulled up his pants, and started to go. “Thanks for the quicky, alas I must leave. It'll be a long night, many more wives to see.” Out of his sack, he pulled a sex toy, we giggled in glee, and both filled with joy. We looked out the window, her pussy still wet. he got in his sleigh, then took off like a jet I squeezed her ass hard, in the pale moonlight. She owed me a threesome, Damn what a night!“ Kay's Christmas Worship By drive me wilder. Recited by Clara Twas the night before Christmas, and the family was fed. Now Kay on her knees, gave Troy some great head. Kay fondled his balls, as he slurped and she licked, Giving him love, as they waited for Nick. Teasing his tip, then taking him deep. Both knew that this night, they'd not get much sleep. Laid out on his back, and watching her bob. His bride and her mouth, now licking his knob. It shined and it glistened, all covered in spit. She loves this good man, and she'll never quit. Now standing and kneeling, a new point of view. Her loving like this, is giving and true. Her hair in his hands, he guides her full stroke. Sometimes very deep, without any choke. Her fingers they tickle, then fondle a ball. He's one lucky man, tonight he stands tall. Picking the pace up, and starting to moan. There's no stopping now, he's in the hot zone. It's starting to build, there is no turning back. His spunk is preparing, to leave his nutsack. Rope after rope, His love juice explodes. And lands on her tongue, in hot heavy loads. And looking at him, with those loving eyes. His love for this woman, for her he would die. His babyfood hangs, off her chin and her nose, A squeeze of her tits, since they're wearing no clothes. She closes her mouth, He knows what's to follow, One look at her throat, as she tilts back and swallows. She worships his cock, her love pole her toy. She stands and he holds her, his heart full of joy. For now it's all over, his heart is in bliss. More sweet dreams await, while they both reminisce. Donna's Night Before Christmas By Gaurd. Recited by Molly. ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse. My stockings seductively, laid on the chair, In vain hope he'd take me, right then and there. But he was all snuggled, and tucked up in bed. While visions of fucking, danced in my head. Despite my silk teddy, the impotent chap! Had whiskeyed his brains, for a long winter's nap. When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter. I sprang from the bed, to see what's the matter. Despite my attire, to the window I flew. Whoever was out there, sure got a nice view. In the glowing full-moon, my breasts were on show. I sure looked seductive, when viewed from below. And what to my wondering, eyes could I see. But a jolly odd man, gripped staring at me. I thought for a moment, my mind played a trick. But I knew at that moment, it must be St Nick. More rapid than eagles, and then to my shame. He whistled and shouted, and called out my name! "Now dash to it Donna, my darling my cupid. Come on my vixen, don't try to look stupid. Come down to the porch! And open the door! Now dash and come down! I want to see more! With a shake of the head, I pulled closed the curtain, I must have been dreaming, of that I was certain. Despite my frustration, I got back to bed. 'Twas then that I heard, some noise overhead! I flew out of bed, downstairs made my way. Dressed in no more than, my pink negligée. Then To my amazement, In trembling I found. The chimney shoot creature, came down with a bound. He dressed all in fur, from his head to his toe. Whilst me in my silkies, gave him quite a show! Up I was bundled, and flung on my back. He open his suit, and showed me his sack. His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! It looked he'd already, been hard at the sherry! My eyes were drawn downward, to the big bulge below. My best Christmas gift, he presented to show. The shaft of his cock, was long & was chubby. Much longer and thicker, than that of my hubby. But a wink of his eye, and a twist of his head. Soon gave me to know, I had nothing to dread. He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work. Grabbed hold of my panties, & gave them a jerk. He pulled the damp crotch. moved to the one side. He filled up my cunny, I stretched open wide! His gift was so large, I nearly had cried. I came more than once, from his big woody ride. And then out he pulled, and over my belly. He shook and he blasted, as out came his jelly! He sprang to his feet, got back in his gear. And then up he flew, to his waiting reindeer. And I heard him exclaim, as his team flew away. "Merry Christmas Donna, you're such a good lay!”

Tonight we're presenting some of our most beloved, humorous, and explicit poems about Christmas night intimacy. All are spoofs of the most classic Christmas poem of all time. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. The Black Knight Before Christmas by  The Mad Splatter, recited by Sonia. ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse; My panties were hung on the bedpost with care, As my fingers parted my soft pussy hair.My pussy I fingered while all snug in my bed, As visions of huge cock danced in my head; My tit in one hand, and squeezing my nip, I moaned and I groaned, while my muff I did grip. When out on the lawn I heard a faint sound, I popped out my fingers from my wet and hot mound; And naked away, to the window I dashed, Tore open the drapes as the yard I did flash. The moon on my breasts was a sight to behold, Showed my smooth white skin and red nipples so bold. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But William, our black neighbor, who I've wanted all year, With an ass like a rock and muscles so thick, I knew in a moment I'd found my hard dick. While rubbing my pussy I suddenly came, As he whistled and shouted, and called me by name; “Now, Susan, you minx, you hot little vixen! It's time that you knew what you've always been missin'! From the tip of my rod to the sack of my balls I'll make you forget your drunk husband, Paul!” His words, they made my fantasies fly; And I slid both my hands between my wet thighs; And started to spread and rub my bare lips Now slick from the promise of a huge, black dick. And then, in a twinkling, I heard a loud knock, And knew at the front door awaited my cock. I threw on my robe and sped down the stairs, Hot for the stud who awaited me there. When I opened the door, he wasted not a moment; Entered the room and tore off my garment; And dropped to his knees, put his face in my snatch; My pussy lips burned, as hot as a match. The nub of my clit he held tight in his teeth, His fingers he rubbed on my slit just beneath; I squeezed my huge tits, nipples dark as a cherry, And his tongue was now stabbing my pussy so furry. Hearing my breathing had become quite quick He knew it was time to show me his prick. He pulled down his pants and exposed his firm belly, And his long, thick tool to which I said, “Oh, Billy!” It was chubby and plump, and hard in my hand; When it slid in my mouth, he barely could stand; So a chair I soon found and gave him a seat; I straddled his cock and ground on his meat. He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And filled up my pussy, then came with a jerk, And sliding his finger inside of my ass, I came on his lap and slumped with a gasp. I slid off his cock, and fell to the floor, And licked the last drops of cum like a whore. And he finally exclaimed, with my mouth on his rod, “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good…oh, oh my God!!!” And To All A Good Lay  by  foehn. Recited by Connor. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and down in my drawers, my creature was telling you, “Get on all fours!” You'd already laid down your stockings with care, and come to molest me in my easy chair. The kids were all upstairs and sleeping at last, and now it was “us” time; not slow, but not fast, You unbuttoned my britches and pulled my pants down, and up sprang my elf with his little pink crown. He trembled and twitched with desire that was spastic, desiring our session of love to be drastic. Tenderly, gently caressing my shaft, you leaned close to kiss it, just driving me daft! By flickering firelight, its head disappeared, when all of a sudden, the thing that I feared, The most about Christmas Eve night came to pass, as Santa Claus plopped on our fire, on his ass. Our fire was extinguished and smoke filled the air, as Santa jumped up with, a burning derriere. I took in the view with a wilting erection, and wondered “What's wrong with our burglar detection?” Santa was hopping and howling in hurt; I pulled up your favorite plant from its dirt, And taking the pot, knocking over my rum, I ran up to rub, the wet soil on his bum. The fire was put out, and the poor old elf sighed, to think that this Christmas, he well could have died; And when he spied you, collapsed naked and weeping, I couldn't help think, that he shouldn't be peeping. When I recognized the odd look on his face, I reminded him, he had invaded our space. “And now come to think of it, where are the toys? “Surely you've brought some, for our little boys.” I walked to the closet and chose a warm blanket, to cover your butt with. (she wanted to spank it.) He walked to the chimney, and reaching within, unsnagged his bag, which fell down with a din. “Quiet” I said: “Must you make such a clatter?” He smiled just to say, “ that Nothing's the matter,” and then just to prove to me nothing was wrong, he tossed you a shiny new silicone dong. He stashed the boys' presents, all under the tree, and turning he gave me, a new DVD; there were pictures of hot sexy, things on the case, and one of them seemed to be wearing your face! He gave a big wink, walked right out the door. I locked it behind him and glanced at the floor. where you looked so peaceful, all comfy and bare. beneath the big blanket, now covering you there. I stripped off my clothes, laid down at your side; you were already giving, your new dong a ride! And what had gone limp from our rude interruption, now perked up quite nicely, and stood at attention. I reached for your free hand and guided it where; it could find my “north pole,” sticking out in the air. and I heard Santa shout, as he left on his sleigh, “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good lay!” Her Night Before Christmas by Ug. Recited by Natasha Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. No creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were worn by the woman with care, She'd too much to drink, passed out on the chair. The woman who should have been snug in her bed, the whiskey and vodka, gone straight to her head. And she lay there snoring, empty glass on the floor, so drunk came she in, she'd forgotten the door. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, Another drunk wandering, home in a stagger. To her door he did wander, and gave it a push, Then fell he inside when his foot caught a bush. He spied a light on, in a room and did wander. looked inside the door, and hence he did ponder. Now who was this woman, sitting there in his chair. This woman with such sexy flowing blonde hair. He reached down to give, her shoulder a shake, but the young buxom woman, just wouldn't awake. He tried a bit harder, and gave her a jostle. which didn't awake her, but made her breasts tossle. The drunk seeing breasts, seductively quiver. decided to cup one, still she did not shiver. Now with his right hand, he slipped down her dress. and finding her nipple, an interesting quest. He moved his left hand, and placed on her thigh. and feeling the silks, he pushed his hand high. Over the stocking tops, onto warm skin, to her panties and under, his fingers sank in. He gripped at her panties, and pulled them aside. and with his free hand, then parted her thighs. And moving between, her legs he did shove. Unzipping his pants, to fuck his new love. He then pulled her ass, to the edge of the chair, His dick found it's way, through her pubic hair. and into her pussy, his dick did so slam. then pulled back slightly, to repeatedly ram. He pounded her pussy, and groaned as he shoved. Her pussy felt great, like a hot little glove. She still was asleep, unaware of the world, so he carried on fucking, his sweet Christmas girl. He pushed her legs back, up over her head, And deep in her womb, his pulsing dick fed. He started to grunt, whilst having his fun. Then into her belly, shot all of his cum. He held himself still, til catching his breath, and pulled out his dick, his balls had none left. He wiped off his cock, on the hem of her dress, and zipped himself up, though she was a mess. He spoke not a word, but went straight to the door, before looking round, til he finally swore. “Oh fuck” he soon hissed, “this isn't my home!”, then crept from the house, and left her alone. He swayed down a path, his legs wobbling so, soon slipped on some ice, and landed in snow. But I heard him exclaim, passing out like a light, “Happy Christmas to all, and a fucking good-night!” T'was The Night Before Christmas by LostNlove. Recited by Emily. It was the night before Christmas; And all through my house. The Candles were glowing; And I was quite soused. The fire was warm; And so was the brandy. As I wrapped up the gifts; I was feeling quite randy. I sat in my nightie; Short silky and white. Hoping when Santa showed; He'd enjoy such a sight. Then top of the stairs; I heard a deep groan. It sounded familiar; I let out a moan. I turned round to see; And what do you know. There stood my Santa; His shaft in a bow. I saw that red ribbon; Round that cock so hard. And jumped off the couch; Without self regard. When he saw I was tipsy; He laughed and came down. I untied that bow; And wrapped my lips ‘round. Oh, what a present! I'm one happy wench. I sucked it then faster; my nipples he pinched. I rose to my feet; L and licking my lips. Then, held mistletoe; while he gave me a kiss. We moved to the couch Where he laid me back. And thrust in his cock; All the way to his sack. When my hips rocked he said; Oh You like that I see.” I said, “Yes all though better; On the floor on my knees.” “No problem my dear; Anything that you wish. But first come here; Give me one more kiss.” I kissed his lips softly; Then I got on the floor. He teased so I begged; “Santa please give me more.” He lifted my nightie; Up over my ass. As he gave it a slap; I let out a loud gasp. “I've watched you this year; You're so naughty but nice.” He shoved it in deep saying, “Now, let's do this twice!” I slammed back against him, As he slammed into me. I didn't yet notice; Rug burns on my knees. I moaned and I came; my juices did flow. he pounded yet faster; deep as he could go. I came then again; and convulsed quite a bit. My fingers pressed hard; On my swollen clit. As I came I could feel; His dick start to swell. He smacked on my ass; And I let out a yell. “For when you were naughty, that will suffice. and now here is something; For when you've been nice.” He grabbed my hips tight, And his cock shot a pop. I soon came again; begging please do not stop. His dick throbbed and squirted; I thought I might scream. Oh the wonderful pleasure; Of Santa's hot cream! We collapsed on the floor, His hands in my hair, Then asleep by the fire, Without any care. As he was leaving; Before the sunlight. “Oh my darling; You're such a delight!” Twats The Night Before Christmas by  VeryHappyHubby. Recited by Thomas. Twas the night before Christmas and on our street block; Nothing was stirring, except for my cock. Her panties were hung by the chimney with care, I had a good feeling she soon would be bare. I was horny and naked all snug in my bed, While visions of big boobs danced in my head. With the wife in her nightie, and I full of luck, I had my heart set on a Christmas eve fuck. When out by the hearth there arose such a noise, It sounded like girls and could not be boys. Away to the Christmas tree I flew in the nude, We might have guests, I couldn't be rude. Moonlight from the window cast a warm glow And gave my firm cock a good reason to grow; When, what should appear through my old reading glasses, But eight college girls, and their really firm asses, With little shy giggles, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment they wanted my dick. I was shocked then thought, they had to be bluffing, But I whistled and shouted, as they stripped down to nothing; “I'm Dana I'm Heidi I'm Amber I'm Shelly! I'm Ali I'm Erin I'm Stephie I'm Nellie! From their g-strings and bras that they bought at the mall,  They stripped And Stripped And stripped it off all!” There were eight pairs of tits and pussies to match, My big throbbing cock, wanted a piece of this snatch; So before me now stood, eight naked co-eds, I was anxious to learn who would first give me head; And then with a smile, Amber sought for my dick, The rest formed a line, as she gave me a lick. Each girl sucked my cock, as I fondled her tits, While each girl behind her all played with her clit. My wife dressed in fur, from her tits to her crotch, Said this was from her, and she wanted to watch; A sack full of toys she brought for the girls, It was full of vibrators with one made of pearls Their eyes how they twinkled, Their pussies how merry! Their tits were like melons, their clits like a cherry! The girls grabbed their vibes, as I sat on the floor, They pleasured each other, but all wanted more. Each girl took a turn and came over to me, They mounted my cock by the light of the tree. Some fucked me quite slow, and some fucked me fast, My biggest concern was how long I would last. Their boobies were big and their pussies were wet, I had fucked them all but I wasn't done yet. With a wink of her eye and a squeeze of her breast, My wife let me know that she would be next. They spoke not a word, gathered ‘round real quick, and watched how it's done, as my wife worked my dick. She lowered her pussy right onto my rod, We fucked and we fucked, as I shot out my wad. Of all the pussies my wife's was the best, My cock was now tired and needed a rest. With my wife still horny, and claiming it's early, She climbed off of me, and reached for a girly. She licked every breast and sucked evry nipple, My smile was so big and showed off my dimple. She moved to their clits, and then one by one, Each girl did orgasm, until they were done. With evry girl limp and could take nothing more, They eventually dressed and went for the door. But I heard my wife shout, ere they drove out of sight, “Merry Christmas to all, see you tomorrow night.” Tinder Christmas Eve By HarryDNewhouse Recited by Aria Twas the night before Christmas, nothing good on TV. So I went onto tinder, feeling kind of hornie. My kinky companion, was up for some fun. I sent him a message, to tell him he'd won. “Christmas gift wanted, I live all alone. No soul to consort, but my cat and my phone. I want you to dress, in the robes of St Nick. I've been very naughty, so don't make it quick. There's a window unlocked, in the room at the back. It opens with ease, for you and your sack. I'm off to sleep now, in my sexy silk nighty. Oh and by the way, I can get a bit fighty!” A mince pie and brandy were left on the table. Along with a note, ‘Fuck hard if you're able!' Well imagine my shock, when later that night. I'm rudely awakened, by hands grasping tight. My mouth was all covered, a beard scratched my ear. ‘Santa's here slut, and you're going to pay dear' I struggled beneath him, but couldn't get free. His breath was mince pies, with a hint of sherry. Was gagged by the stocking, I'd hung with such pride. Wrists tied with red ribbon, as I lay on my side. My night dress was lifted, my body left bare. Face pushed in the pillows, firm hand held my hair. The slap to my bottom, made me stifle a moan. Spanked by a man, who'd invaded my home. By the tenth I was writhing, all tingling and sore. If not for the stocking I'd be begging for more. Many strikes later, he decided to rise. I then felt hot wax, drip onto my thighs. It seemed like forever, He toyed with me there. Pain mixed with pleasure, in well-practiced flair. ‘You're such a bad girl, you deserve only coal. Now open your legs, and I'll choose me a hole'. Candy-cane in my ass, was a tingling surprise. A wide one at that, brought tears to my eyes. Removing his belt, pants fell to the floor. ‘Here's Santa's north pole, now take it you whore!' His cock drove me wild, and I churned and I shuddered. ‘I'll ruin you slut', was all that he muttered. Pulled up on my knees, he pounded and pounded. Fapping & clapping, his testicles sounded. A Christmas orgasm, is always quite nice. We had many that night, and disturbed all the mice. Exhausted and broken, my hands were untied. He reclaimed his trousers, and away he did ride. But before you should ask, ‘was this only a dream?' I awoke the next morning, to signs that I've seen. A candy cane sat, in a drained brandy glass. And I knew it was real, from the pain in my ass. Beside hung a stocking, so full and so swollen. Coal was its contents, my innocence stolen. I yet was astonished, on tinder to find. ‘Sorry I can't make it, I hope you don't mind'. Thus read the message, from my kinky friend. That beard did seem real, Happy Christmas, The End. NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS: PARODY By Eurika. Recited by Ryan Twas the Night Before Christmas, and all through the house' Downstairs I was yearning, and clicking my mouse. Her stockings were flung on the end of the table, But I was alone watching porn over cable. I pulled out the lotion and rubbing my cock. To shoot my load in an old ragged sock. From the upstairs, came a noise so gay, I jumped from my chair, seeking some randy play. I dashed to the bedroom, flung open the door' to see my wife kneeling, down on the floor. For a moment, arose such a hot burning, Seeing my lusty wife, my anger was churning. A little old man, she was sucking his dick. He was dressed in all red, Oh God it's Saint Nick. His eyes were a twinkle, his cheeks were all red. My wife was below him, and giving him head. She stopped rather quickly, looked worried & caught. I wasn't upset though. I thought it was hot! He said, “I have checked, I checked my list twice. She has been a bad girl, but you've been quite nice.” I gave them a smile, and nodded my head, Then old Saint Nick took her, and threw her in bed. He pulled off her nightgown, her boobs bouncing free, He turned her round so she, was looking at me. Her eyes grew much bigger, as he gave a lick, She moaned rather loudly, when he pushed in dick. At first he was slow, til she started to cum. He then fucked her hard, until she was done. He rubbed her bare ass, and gave it a smack, And then pulled out shooting, his load on her back. He gave a thick laugh, and a jolly, “Ho ho.” He pulled up his pants, and started to go. “Thanks for the quicky, alas I must leave. It'll be a long night, many more wives to see.” Out of his sack, he pulled a sex toy, we giggled in glee, and both filled with joy. We looked out the window, her pussy still wet. he got in his sleigh, then took off like a jet I squeezed her ass hard, in the pale moonlight. She owed me a threesome, Damn what a night!“ Kay's Christmas Worship By drive me wilder. Recited by Clara Twas the night before Christmas, and the family was fed. Now Kay on her knees, gave Troy some great head. Kay fondled his balls, as he slurped and she licked, Giving him love, as they waited for Nick. Teasing his tip, then taking him deep. Both knew that this night, they'd not get much sleep. Laid out on his back, and watching her bob. His bride and her mouth, now licking his knob. It shined and it glistened, all covered in spit. She loves this good man, and she'll never quit. Now standing and kneeling, a new point of view. Her loving like this, is giving and true. Her hair in his hands, he guides her full stroke. Sometimes very deep, without any choke. Her fingers they tickle, then fondle a ball. He's one lucky man, tonight he stands tall. Picking the pace up, and starting to moan. There's no stopping now, he's in the hot zone. It's starting to build, there is no turning back. His spunk is preparing, to leave his nutsack. Rope after rope, His love juice explodes. And lands on her tongue, in hot heavy loads. And looking at him, with those loving eyes. His love for this woman, for her he would die. His babyfood hangs, off her chin and her nose, A squeeze of her tits, since they're wearing no clothes. She closes her mouth, He knows what's to follow, One look at her throat, as she tilts back and swallows. She worships his cock, her love pole her toy. She stands and he holds her, his heart full of joy. For now it's all over, his heart is in bliss. More sweet dreams await, while they both reminisce. Donna's Night Before Christmas By Gaurd. Recited by Molly. ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse. My stockings seductively, laid on the chair, In vain hope he'd take me, right then and there. But he was all snuggled, and tucked up in bed. While visions of fucking, danced in my head. Despite my silk teddy, the impotent chap! Had whiskeyed his brains, for a long winter's nap. When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter. I sprang from the bed, to see what's the matter. Despite my attire, to the window I flew. Whoever was out there, sure got a nice view. In the glowing full-moon, my breasts were on show. I sure looked seductive, when viewed from below. And what to my wondering, eyes could I see. But a jolly odd man, gripped staring at me. I thought for a moment, my mind played a trick. But I knew at that moment, it must be St Nick. More rapid than eagles, and then to my shame. He whistled and shouted, and called out my name! "Now dash to it Donna, my darling my cupid. Come on my vixen, don't try to look stupid. Come down to the porch! And open the door! Now dash and come down! I want to see more! With a shake of the head, I pulled closed the curtain, I must have been dreaming, of that I was certain. Despite my frustration, I got back to bed. 'Twas then that I heard, some noise overhead! I flew out of bed, downstairs made my way. Dressed in no more than, my pink negligée. Then To my amazement, In trembling I found. The chimney shoot creature, came down with a bound. He dressed all in fur, from his head to his toe. Whilst me in my silkies, gave him quite a show! Up I was bundled, and flung on my back. He open his suit, and showed me his sack. His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! It looked he'd already, been hard at the sherry! My eyes were drawn downward, to the big bulge below. My best Christmas gift, he presented to show. The shaft of his cock, was long & was chubby. Much longer and thicker, than that of my hubby. But a wink of his eye, and a twist of his head. Soon gave me to know, I had nothing to dread. He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work. Grabbed hold of my panties, & gave them a jerk. He pulled the damp crotch. moved to the one side. He filled up my cunny, I stretched open wide! His gift was so large, I nearly had cried. I came more than once, from his big woody ride. And then out he pulled, and over my belly. He shook and he blasted, as out came his jelly! He sprang to his feet, got back in his gear. And then up he flew, to his waiting reindeer. And I heard him exclaim, as his team flew away. "Merry Christmas Donna, you're such a good lay!”

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In nur 3 Schritten ist es möglich, vom Einzelunternehmen in eine Holding-Struktur zu wechseln. Und das geht in der Regel komplett steuerfrei. Wie das funktioniert und was Sie beachten müssen, damit sie nicht in eine der fiesen Fallen tappen, erfahren Sie in dieser Folge.Steuerberater gesucht? Von der Lohn- und Finanzbuchhaltung, über den Jahresabschluss und die Steuererklärungen bis hin zur Steuerberatung: Bei uns werden ausschließlich Steuerberater*innen tätig. Lernen Sie uns kennen und machen Sie künftig keine Kompromisse mehr: https://kanzlei-pfalz.de/index.html

Was passiert, wenn E-Commerce auf Steuerberatung trifft? Gemeinsam mit Christian Deák, einem Experten für die steuerlichen Fallstricke im Online-Handel, enthüllen wir die Geheimnisse der richtigen steuerlichen Positionierung und warum sie der Schlüssel zum Erfolg im digitalen Zeitalter ist. Christian zeigt auf, dass es nicht nur um die Maximierung der Umsätze geht, sondern auch um den Aufbau einer soliden Basis, um zukünftige Wachstumsbarrieren zu vermeiden und die Herausforderungen der OSS-Registrierung zu meistern. Der internationale E-Commerce birgt seine eigenen Komplexitäten und Herausforderungen, die wir offen ansprechen. Mit Christian an unserer Seite gehen wir den Fallstricken von Reihengeschäften und der Umsatzsteuerregistrierung in der EU auf den Grund. Wir erörtern, wie die Wahl der richtigen Rechtsform, sei es GmbH oder UG, helfen kann, bürokratische Hindernisse zu überwinden. Christian betont die Notwendigkeit professioneller Beratung und eines zuverlässigen Buchhaltungssystems, um rechtliche und finanzielle Risiken zu minimieren und im globalen Handel erfolgreich zu sein. Spannende Geschichten aus der Praxis, wie der festgehaltene Dyson-Staubsauger, machen deutlich, wie wichtig eine sorgfältige Vorbereitung und die Wahl der richtigen Partner im E-Commerce sind. Wir werfen einen Blick auf moderne Arbeitsweisen in der Steuerberatung, die viel Flexibilität und Anpassungsfähigkeit erfordern. Dazu laden wir unsere Zuhörer ein, über unseren YouTube-Kanal Einblicke in digitale Tools und Lösungen zu gewinnen und Teil unserer digitalen Transformation zu werden. Freuen Sie sich auf weitere spannende Episoden und einen tiefen Einblick in die faszinierende Welt des E-Commerce! In Folge 155 des Serious Sellers Podcast auf Deutsch, Marcus und Christian diskutiére 00:00 - Steuerberatung Für Den Online-Handel 15:50 - Internationales E-Commerce 25:44 - Erfahrungen Im E-Commerce Und Zoll 37:35 - Moderne Arbeitsweise Im E-Commerce

"Parenting Overwhelm and a failing Marriage- I don't want to yell anymore."I am 6 months post partum with baby #3- oldest just turning 4. My body is so depleted and I am so overwhelmed and have crazy low moments emotionally. I hate myself for yelling at my kids to clean up, don't climb or touch things etc. I just flip and hate it so much. I'm a christ follower and a generally happy person but I want to dig into my broken childhood more and wrong mindsets etc to be healed. I hate yelling and so afraid I'm damaging my kids like I was. My mareiage sucks- my husband constantly chooses porn/masturbation (which we view as sin) and knows the steps to take/people to talk to deal with his junk. He doesn't take personal responsibility and whenever I express how I don't feel loved or heard etc he shuts down and turns it back on me- gaslights me making it my problem. He's constantly sarcastic and derogatory and I just feel used by him. Besides providing for us and helping with the kids some on the weekends (he works nights which I hate) I absolutely don't think he is for me or loves me. Just what I do for him. Yet he wonders why I don't want to have sex when he doesn't hear me and just says crap like "do your duty and suck it". Wtf? I'm so hurt and angry at him. My friend who listens to your show told me I need to and to try to get on a call with you. She said the real people I need to get angry with are my parents and until I dig that root out I'll just keep getting mad at the wrong people, like my kids (which she learned from you). And my husband too."I actually only listened to one episode and had various revelations. I realized that I do have crazy unrealistic expectations for my kids and deep down I think I believe no-one is for me and people are trying to hurt me. Like I'm not truly loved. People keep rejecting me. It's hard to deal with some of this when my husband doesn't this on a daily basis. :("I know my kids aren't trying to hurt me by making a mess when I worked hard to clean etc. They are just playing like kids should. But maybe I feel that deep down. I get so triggered and wasn't taught emotional regulation. I want to learn. I want to not live or think like a victim. I want to dig up whatever is causing me to be sooo triggered at a drop of a hat. I want a good marriage and to respect my husband. I don't want a divorce. I don't want to think it's all about me (a twisted version of selfishness, thinking like a victim). Ug. I feel so crazy in moments feeling like I need zoloft or something but hate the thought of that. I'm trying various natural remedies for giving my body what it needs but not much is working. "My husband even gaslit me just now. Earlier he said he wanted to have some cuddles and talk maybe when the kids go to bed. Nope. He said not at 11:30 at night... yet during the week he expects me to wake up at 3am to "spend time with him" because that's the best time for him. Then makes it my fault because I didn't wake up. Are you kidding me?! He just doesn't want to deal with stuff. And I told him I'm going to leave for 2 hours in the am to a coffee shop for alone time (which the only time I've gotten any sort of break is when his parents babysit). It's like pulling teeth for me to get a 20 min bath alone 1x a week! He says it's my job and was made for it. I am a stay at home mom. I'm allowed a freaking break. And when I just told him I was leaving for 2 hours (I normally don't unless it's a Dr apt or grocery shopping = not a true break!) He asked if I need drugs. Like anti depressants. I might but I'm allowed a break! I literally want to go to the coffee shop to read my Bible and journal and recharge some. I feel like a godly husband, like he claims and pretends to be, should be happy I want to do those things. It's hard to stay joyful with my husband the way he is. I have done inner healing prayer, some counseling from my pastor, we've done marriage retreats and intensive counseling weekends, I've done womens retreats and classes. I'm trying to read self help books etc. I just don't know what to do. I hate the way I feel inside when overwhelmed and get frustrated so easily. How can I deal with my junk and be the best mom I can be? Even if my marriage sucks."GET MY NEW BOOK 'PEACEFUL PARENTING', THE INTERACTIVE PEACEFUL PARENTING AI, AND AUDIOBOOK!https://peacefulparenting.com/Join the PREMIUM philosophy community on the web for free!Also get the Truth About the French Revolution, multiple interactive multi-lingual philosophy AIs trained on thousands of hours of my material, as well as targeted AIs for Real-Time Relationships, BitCoin, Peaceful Parenting, and Call-Ins. Don't miss the private livestreams, premium call in shows, the 22 Part History of Philosophers series and much more!See you soon!https://freedomain.locals.com/support/promo/UPB2022

In this episode, Mike hosted Emma Godman and Tallin Cowling, PhD and UG students respectively, at Cardiff Metropolitan University. They shared some of their experiences as marginalised individuals in sports and HE, and how these experiences informed their research projects.  Join us in this conversation!Follow us on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@CardiffMetSportsCoachingHubPodFollow us on Twitter/X: @thecoachinghubFollow us on Instagram: @thecoachinghubpodWebsite: https://www.cardiffmet.ac.uk/schoolofsport/research/Pages/Sports-Coaching-and-Pedagogy.asp 

Ja was ist denn da los? Die September Zahlen des Verbands der Schweizerischen Uhrenindustrie sind raus und sie sind ganz unr gar nicht gut.Ausserdem berichte ich vom Roger Dubuis Event, Breilting und UG, Tudor und anderen tollen Uhren.Hört rein und schaut raus!Danke für Deine Zeit und für's Zuhören. Sendet mir eine Voicemail und wir hören uns im Podcast:https://www.speakpipe.com/opportunistischesdurcheinanderBitte folgt mir/uns auf instagram IG: @leuchtmasse_podcast oder schreibt mir: opportunistischesdurcheinander@gmail.com

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Indigo Drau und Jonna Klick über ihr neues Buch 'Alles für alle'.   Shownotes Drau, Indigo & Jonna Klick (2024) ‚Alles für alle: Revolution als Commonisierung‘. Schmetterling-Verlag: https://schmetterling-verlag.de/page-5_isbn-3-89657-029-3.htm Jonna als Autorin bei Keimform: https://keimform.de/author/jojo-klick/   Weitere Shownotes Allgemeiner Überblick zu Commons beim Commons-Institut (s. auch die unten verlinkte Folge mit Stefan Meretz): https://commons-institut.org/theorie/was-sind-commons/ Polikliniken (Wiki): https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poliklinik Sutterlütti, Simon und Meretz, Stefan (2018) ‘Kapitalismus aufheben'. VSA Verlag: https://commonism.us/files/Sutterluetti-Meretz_Kapitalismus-aufheben.pdf Kämpfe um die Wasserversorgung in Bolivien („Cochabamba Water Wars“): https://www.democracyctr.org/bolivias-war-over-water https://www.ucpress.edu/blog/58831/how-bolivians-fought-for-and-won-water-access-for-all/ Einführung zur Keimform-Theorie von Stefan Meretz: https://keimform.de/2014/keimform-und-gesellschaftliche-transformation/ Keimform-Theorie und Dominanzwechsel: https://keimform.de/2011/fuenfschritt-methodische-quelle-des-keimform-ansatzes/ https://keimform.de/2014/keimform-und-gesellschaftliche-transformation/ Artikel von Jonna u. a. mit Überlegungen zu einem Dominanzwechsel im Zuge der „Black Lives Matter“-Proteste: https://keimform.de/2020/aufstand-und-konstruktion/ Neupert-Doppler, Alexander (2020) ‚Die Gelegenheit ergreifen. Eine politische Philosophie des Kairós‘. Mandelbaum: https://www.mandelbaum.at/buecher/alexander-neupert-doppler/die-gelegenheit-ergreifen/ Zu Paul Tilich s. etwa Kreppel, Klaus (1994) ‚Kairos und Sozialismus. Fragen an die Geschichtstheologie Paul Tillichs‘ erschienen in Faber, Richard (Hrsg.) Sozialismus in Geschichte und Gegenwart. Königshausen & Neumann: https://verlag.koenigshausen-neumann.de/product/9783884797310-sozialismus-in-geschichte-und-gegenwart/ Aneignung eines Autoteilezulieferwerks bei Florenz (Arbeiter:innen produzieren autonom Lastenräder anstatt die Schließung & Massenarbeitslosigkeit hinzunehmen): https://www.angryworkers.org/2023/07/30/from-car-parts-to-cargo-bikes-gkn-workers-in-italy/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMu46NcBwas Fraser, Nancy (2023) ‚Der Allesfresser – Wie der Kapitalismus seine eigenen Grundlagen verschlingt‘. Suhrkamp: https://www.suhrkamp.de/buch/nancy-fraser-der-allesfresser-t-9783518029831 Fabrikbesetzungen Anfang der 2000er in Argentinien, beispielhaft das prominente Beispiel Zanon: https://www.leftvoice.org/zanon-factory-in-argentina-20-years-under-workers-control/ Kiez-Teams (Stadtteilgruppen) bei DW enteignen: https://dwenteignen.de/mitmachen Bewegung der Landarbeiter ohne Boden in Brasilien („Movimento dos Sem Terra“): https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bewegung_der_Landarbeiter_ohne_Boden Interventionistische Linke (IL): https://interventionistische-linke.org/interventionistische-linke/die-interventionistische-linke-wir-ueber-uns Bündnis „…ums Ganze!“ (uG): https://www.umsganze.org/ueber-uns/ die plattform (anarchistische Organisation): https://www.dieplattform.org/wir/   Thematisch angrenzende Folgen S01E47 | Stefan Meretz zu Commonismus: https://www.futurehistories.today/episoden-blog/s01/e47-stefan-meretz-zu-commonismus/ S02E12 | Friederike Habermann zu Tauschlogik https://www.futurehistories.today/episoden-blog/s02/e12-friederike-habermann-zu-tauschlogik/ S02E48 | Heide Lutosch, Christoph Sorg und Stefan Meretz zu Vergesellschaftung und demokratischer Planung: https://www.futurehistories.today/episoden-blog/s02/e48-heide-lutosch-christoph-sorg-und-stefan-meretz-zu-vergesellschaftung-und-demokratischer-planung/ S01E37 | Eva von Redecker zur Revolution für das Leben: https://www.futurehistories.today/episoden-blog/s01/e37-eva-von-redecker-zur-revolution-fuer-das-leben/ S02E25 | Bini Adamczak zu Beziehungsweisen: https://www.futurehistories.today/episoden-blog/s02/e25-bini-adamczak-zu-beziehungsweisen/ S03E11 | Heide Lutosch zu Sorge in der befreiten Gesellschaft: https://www.futurehistories.today/episoden-blog/s03/e11-heide-lutosch-zu-sorge-in-der-befreiten-gesellschaft/   Future Histories Kontakt & Unterstützung Wenn euch Future Histories gefällt, dann erwägt doch bitte eine Unterstützung auf Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/join/FutureHistories Schreibt mir unter office@futurehistories.today Diskutiert mit auf Twitter (#FutureHistories): https://twitter.com/FutureHpodcast auf Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/futurehistories.bsky.social auf Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/futurehpodcast/ oder auf Mastodon: https://mstdn.social/@FutureHistories Webseite mit allen Folgen: www.futurehistories.today English webpage: https://futurehistories-international.com/    Episode Keywords #IndigoDrau, #JonnaKlick, #JanGroos, #FutureHistories, #Podcast, #Commons, #Commoning, #Commonisierung, #SozialePraxis, #SozialeBewegung, #Bedürfnisorientierung, #Selbstorganisation, #Beziehungsweisen, #Patriarchat, #SoLaWi, #WederMarktNochStaat, #StrukturelleSolidarität, #SoldarischeGesellschaft, #Revolution, #Klimabewegung, #Arbeitskämpfe, #Krankenhausbewegung, #DWEnteignen, #Vergesellschaftung, #Tauschlogikfreiheit,  #wirfahrenzusammen

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Hear "The Buck Belue Show" every weekday morning from 10-11a on 680 The Fan ad 93.7 FM, the 680 The Fan App available on Apple and Android, with your Smart Speaker by saying Alexa or wherever you get and listen to your favorite podcast! Get the latest on Georgia sports, newsmakers, and more! Buck's BIG Take Chop It Up Bulldog Beat presented by Georgia's Own Credit Union, Atlanta Area BMW Centers Georgia Pack and Load and Attorney Ken Nugent  Atlanta Falcons Buck's College Football Nuggets What's Poppin'!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hear "The Buck Belue Show" every weekday morning from 10-11a on 680 The Fan ad 93.7 FM, the 680 The Fan App available on Apple and Android, with your Smart Speaker by saying Alexa or wherever you get and listen to your favorite podcast! Get the latest on Georgia sports, newsmakers, and more! The 10am Hour is sponsored by Cornerstone Remodeling Atlanta, for renovations to your home, Trust Cornerstone Buck's BIG Take Chop It Up Bulldog Beat presented by Georgia's Own Credit Union, Atlanta Area BMW Centers Georgia Pack and Load and Attorney Ken Nugent  Atlanta Falcons Buck's College Football Nuggets What's Poppin'!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

संसद में किसने उठाया अमृतपाल सिंह की रिहाई का मुद्दा, जम्मू-कश्मीर के कठुआ में सुरक्षाबलों को मिली बड़ी सफलता, UG 2024 के लिए रिवाइज्ड स्कोर कार्ड जारी, NEET पेपर लीक मामले में CBI की टीम एक बार फिर पहुंची हजारीबाग, गुजरात के TRP गेम जोन अग्निकांड मामले में पुलिस की चार्जशीट दाखिल, कर्नाटक विधानसभा में बीजेपी का प्रोटेस्ट, सुप्रीम कोर्ट ने यूपी सरकार को जारी किया नोटिस और श्रीलंका के पूर्व सेना प्रमुख सरथ फोंसेका लड़ेंगे राष्ट्रपति चुनाव, सिर्फ 5 मिनट में सुनिए शाम 7 बजे तक की अहम ख़बरें.

संसद में किसने उठाया अमृतपाल सिंह की रिहाई का मुद्दा, जम्मू-कश्मीर के कठुआ में सुरक्षाबलों को मिली बड़ी सफलता, UG 2024 के लिए रिवाइज्ड स्कोर कार्ड जारी, NEET पेपर लीक मामले में CBI की टीम एक बार फिर पहुंची हजारीबाग, गुजरात के TRP गेम जोन अग्निकांड मामले में पुलिस की चार्जशीट दाखिल, कर्नाटक विधानसभा में बीजेपी का प्रोटेस्ट, सुप्रीम कोर्ट ने यूपी सरकार को जारी किया नोटिस और श्रीलंका के पूर्व सेना प्रमुख सरथ फोंसेका लड़ेंगे राष्ट्रपति चुनाव, सिर्फ 5 मिनट में सुनिए शाम 7 बजे तक की अहम ख़बरें.

Epic new music by U-G, Bryn Whiting, Alexander Popov, Somnia, Arni, AYDA and more.

Tracklist: 1.Exeland - AXE L.Y (Original Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 2.After Sunrise - Waiting for Summer (Coastal Child Remix) [Exclusive Premier] 3.Krzysztof Ratecki - Lunar Base (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 4.Solarized - Come With Me (Original Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 5.Mekci - Three Times Seven (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 6.Pavel Koreshkov - Dry (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 7.Orha - Sense (Original Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 8.Solarized - Waiting For You (Original Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 9.Solarized - Standing In The Rain (Original Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 10.Solarized - Summer Inside (Original Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 11.Fancy Power - The Balance (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 12.2nd Chemistry & Skyvol - Berserker (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 13.Tycoos, Candle Di - Mysteries of Space (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 14.Micky Stardust - Running Back 2 U (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 15.Cedric Paul - New Horizons (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 16.Sergey Salekhov, LR Uplift - Imminence (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 17.Xclusive - Endless Wait (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 18.Pink Pig - Sunshine (Original Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 19.U-G, Naki - Crux (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 20.Blue Sector - FUWR (Original Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 21.Gayax - Back To Me (Original Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 22.40Thavha - Nuovo Mondo (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 23.U-G - If Spring Comes (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 24.ELV - Burn Shutter (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 25.Armin van Buuren, VIZE & Leony - City Lights (Extended Mix) 26.Indecent Noise & onTune - One More Time (Extended Mix)

Send us a Text Message.We meet Ug, an imaginary grandchild who is in great need of learning the important lessons of life. In this episode Ug, who is prone to get very upset when he doesn't get what he wants, learns an important lesson:  You get what you get, and you DON'T throw a fit!  Enjoy

In this episode, Tim and Rebecca's guest is Gleysi Rauel. Gleysi is a business leader and member of Seacoast Church.  During the podcast, they discuss Gleysi's journey in business and ministry. Gleysi shares how he initially entered the construction industry out of necessity but eventually found success by flipping houses.  When reflecting back on his Unstoppable Growth (UG) experience, he highlights how the program supports the importance of unity and connection among diverse communities. Gleysi also talks about how UG drove his personal growth and the challenge of applying the principles learned.  The conversation highlights the need to bridge cultural divides and focus on commonalities rather than differences. He reflects on the importance of allocating time wisely, the power of asking others good questions, and investing time in people who add peace in one's life.  Ultimately, the power of asking questions and listening is emphasized as a transformative leadership skill. Listen now!

01. Dawtone - Lotar [2Rock Electronic] 02. Emiol - Like Gold [Interplay Flow] 03. Vasily Goodkov - The Spaceship [Interplay Flow] 04. Alexander Popov & Fedo - Lost In Space (Going Deeper Remix) [Interplay] 05. Chris Kaos & Jordan Grace - Paradox [Interplay] 06. Anton By X Kwone X Av - Burn [Interplay Unity] 07. Eugenio Tokarev & Bruno Oloviani With Mary Q - Rodapié [Interplay] 08. Ali Mohtashami X Pittarius Code X Re Mark X Angelika Borof - Backstabbed [Interplay Unity] 09. Matrick, Ramsey Westwood, Amin Salmee - Barricade [Reaching Altitude] 10. Andrew Rayel - The Way Of Harmony (Fyh 400 Anthem) [Find Your Harmony] 11. Alexander Popov vs. Simon & Phil - Rise Again [Interplay] 12. Ram, Arctic Moon, Stine Grove - A Billion Stars Above (Ciaran Mcauley Remix) [Fsoe] 13. U-G & Kohta Imafuku - In My Dreams [Abora Recordings] 14. Dmpv & Anveld - Leggero [Interplay Global] 15. Rebus - Timoche [Interplay Global]

Tracklist: 1.Jason Pascascio - All A Dream (Original Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 2.Lessika - Phoenix (Pavel Koreshkov Remix) [Exclusive Premier] 3.Silverhead - Silverback (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 4.Levitate - Galaxia (MarioMoS Remix) [Exclusive Premier] The Mexican Power 5.Physical Phase - Blood Moon (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 6.Sergej Bujko - Pulse (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 7.Daniela Presta & WINTERBORN - Airtime (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 8.Eximinds, Mully, Lyd14 - Royal Flush (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 9.Theo S.Y. & Ren Faye - Magnetic Touch (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 10.AIWEN - Here I Am (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 11.Gareth Emery & Giuseppe Ottaviani feat. Sarah De Warren - Carry On (Extended Mix) 12.Rishe, Aylin - Melodia (Aldo Henrycho Remix) [Exclusive Premier] The Mexican Power 13.FAWZY, Winterborn - From Alex to Venice (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 14.Salman Wani - First Fall (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 15.Alex Kiyanka - Trance Galaxy (Original Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 16.Calvin OCommor - Echoes of Yesterday (Airdream Remix) [Exclusive Premier] 17.Arzi - Show Your Smile (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 18.Christian Westerhof - For The Love of my Life [In Endless Love] [Exclusive Premier] 19.AFTERUS - Lost In A Moment (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 20.Tony Irrmani, Irina M. - Trancearrhythmia (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 21.U-G & Kohta Imafuku - In My Dreams (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 22.CarHer - Cosmos (Extended Mix) [Exclusive Premier] 23.Daniela Presta & WINTERBORN - Airtime (Artena Remix) [Exclusive Premier] 24.Atragun & Second Mars - Autumn Hearts (A.R.D.I. Remix) 25.Dj Panda Roy Navas - Memories (Dj Panda Remix) [Exclusive Premier] 26.VicTone - Smash Hit (Original Mix) [Exclusive Premier] The Mexican Power 27.Armin van Buuren & Gryffin - What Took You So Long (Extended Mix) 28.Alexander Popov vs Simon & Phill - Rise Again (Extended Mix)

In this episode, Tim and Rebecca Lindsay are joined by guests Adam and Morgan Ray. The Rays delve into how Unstoppable Growth (UG) drove their personal and relational development. Adam and Morgan share how UG emphasized the significance of community involvement and finding purpose in relationships. The conversation underscores the role of communication and accountability in fostering personal and relational well-being. They also highlight the importance of intentional growth within spiritual, relational, physical, intellectual, and financial capitals. They emphasize the necessity of setting shared goals, establishing boundaries, and maintaining alignment. Through anecdotes and reflections, they advocate for embracing change, trusting in God's plan, and committing to continual growth.

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Veckopanelen med Stina Oscarson, Thomas Mattsson och Hanif Bali under ledning av Staffan Dopping. Den pratglada paneltrion tar sig an Greta Thunbergs inhopp på SAS bolagsstämma, Sveriges Radios ovilja att slås ihop med SVT, UG:s reportage om hackaren som avslöjade samvetslösa telefonbedragare, Moderaternas kluvenhet om ny lag om byte av juridiskt kön och Ebba Buschs fikonlövskritik mot Jimmie Åkesson. Och de i Tyskland gripna männen som misstänks ha planerat en attack mot riksdagshuset i Stockholm.

Veckopanelen med Stina Oscarson, Thomas Mattsson och Hanif Bali under ledning av Staffan Dopping. Den pratglada paneltrion tar sig an Greta Thunbergs inhopp på SAS bolagsstämma, Sveriges Radios ovilja att slås ihop med SVT, UG:s reportage om hackaren som avslöjade samvetslösa telefonbedragare, Moderaternas kluvenhet om ny lag om byte av juridiskt kön och Ebba Buschs fikonlövskritik mot Jimmie Åkesson. Och de i Tyskland gripna männen som misstänks ha planerat en attack mot riksdagshuset i Stockholm.

Subscribe to Receive Venkat's Weekly Newsletter This is a special episode of the Podcast “College Matters. Alma Matters.”, featuring UG students from CUR's Program called Scholars Transforming Through Research (STR) 2024. In this episode, Student Researchers from Five Institutions, Mercer University, McLennan Community College, University of Rochester, Piedmont University, and Towson University, tell their stories. Topics discussed in this episode: Introduction [] Mercer University UG Research [] Mclennan Community College UG Research [] U of Rochester UG Research [] Piedmont University UG Research [] Towson University UG Research [] Our Guests: Undergraduate Researchers and Faculty Mentors Memorable Quote: “Well, after participating in research, my career aspirations actually had shifted from initially an MD to now wanting an MD PhD ” Sumra Chaudhry, Towson University. Episode Transcript: Please visit Episode Transcript. Calls-to-action: Follow us on Instagram. To Ask the Guest a question, or to comment on this episode, email podcast@almamatters.io. Subscribe or Follow our podcasts at any of these locations: Apple Podcasts, Spotify and others.

Spurred by the recent discussion of Blue-Green's years-long limited slump, Tim and Peter dive into more than a dozen UG signpost uncommons. Can we learn about how to make better UG cards by finding patterns in the last few years? Original Tweet: https://twitter.com/mtg_ds/status/1730414469644189748 Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/t88Vpwh Recaps and card images at: https://www.beaconofcreation.com YouTube videos: https://www.youtube.com/@BeaconofCreation Music is "Hey, Happy Birthday to You" by Dee Culp

This one might've been titled "The Long Hello", as it took a minute to get through the wrist check! Matt is joined by Buzz from "The Whiskey and Watches Podcast" to discuss their respective collecting plans for 2024. We wade into the topic of the Breitling acquisition of UG, and speculate on which archival watch will be launched first. Finally, is everyone sleeping on the best and most realistic alternative to the "integrated steel sports" hype pieces..? We think so. Check it out, and thanks for listening.

#ug #philosophy #telugu Uppaluri Gopala Krishnamurti (9 July 1918 – 22 March 2007) was a philosopher who questioned the state of spiritual enlightenment. Having pursued a religious path in his youth and eventually rejecting it, U.G. claimed to have experienced a devastating biological transformation on his 49th birthday, an event he refers to as "the calamity". He emphasized that this transformation back to "the natural state" is a rare, acausal, biological occurrence with no religious context. He rejected the very basis of thought and in doing so negated all systems of thought and knowledge. Hence he explained his assertions were experiential and not speculative – "Tell them that there is nothing to understand.". KiranPrabha narrates the interesting life sketch of UG in this episode.

Today on Mushroom Hour we are joined by magnanimous mycological scholar Dr. Keith Seifert, adjunct professor in the biology department at Carleton University. Dr. Seifert has spent more than forty years studying fungi on five continents. At Agriculture and Agri-Food Canada, he did research on microscopic fungi from farms, forests, food and the built environment to reduce toxins and diseases affecting plants and animals. He was president of the International Mycological Association, an executive editor of Mycologia, and associate editor of several other scientific journals. Dr. Seifert is here to dive into his debut book The Hidden Kingdom of Fungi – Exploring the Microscopic World in Our Forests, Homes and Bodies. In this marvelous book, he invites us to see our world as one full of microbial ecological succession, symbiotic interactions with fungi and maybe an understanding that this epoch could truly be considered the mycocene.   TOPICS COVERED:   Descending into the Hidden Kingdom   Spectrum of Symbioses   The Lives of Endophytes    Holobionts   Fungi and Human Agriculture   Mycotoxins   Ancient History of Fungal Domestication – Beer, Bread & Cheese   Rot to Fermentation Continuum   Invasive Species, Biopiracy, Biocolonialism   Human Houses as Ecosystems   Mold Colonies in Our Homes   Dandruff, Candida & Fungi in the Human Microbiome   Amphibian Apocalypse   A World Powered by Fungi    EPISODE RESOURCES:   "The Hidden Kingdom of Fungi": https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-hidden-kingdom-of-fungi-exploring-the-microscopic-world-in-our-forests-homes-and-bodies-keith-seifert/17251543?ean=9781771646628   Keith Seifert iNaturalist: https://www.inaturalist.org/people/77976   Keith Seifert ResearchGate: https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Keith-Seifert-2   "I Contain Multitudes": https://edyong.me/i-contain-multitudes   Phytophthora infestans (Irish Potato Famine Pathogen): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phytophthora_infestans   UG-99 Wheat Rust: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ug99   Escovopsis aspergilloides: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escovopsis_aspergilloides   "When Darwin Comes to Town": https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/34930832-darwin-comes-to-town   "The Song of the Dodo": https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/12868099