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This episode is a full-course meal of money chats, career pivots and laugh-out-loud moments with the glorious Polly Markus (aka Miss Polly's Kitchen). We talk real estate burnouts, spending blowouts (yes, including a Celine bag situation), and the chaos of being your own one-woman content empire. Polly spills on her investing flops (Rivian, we're still not over it), the emotional hangover of financial regrets, and the surprising clarity that comes with getting serious about your money goals. It's equal parts hilarious, heartfelt, and wildly relatable - plus, stick around to the end for a little announcement that had us both misty-eyed and squealing.

Polly Markus is the woman behind Miss Polly's Kitchen - with a bestselling book and thousands of social media followers drawn to her down to earth approach to food. The Auckland based real estate agent started posting recipes online when she lost work during the 2020 lockdown, and soon amassed a large following. She shares her recipe for 'Tasty Lamb Meatballs with Jammy Harissa Tomatoes' from her second cookbook 'Seriously Delicous'.

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Gretchen Thomkins' First Time By Bardot1990. Listen to the Podcast at Explicit Novels. Gretchen Thompkins lay awake in her bed. She was alone, reflecting over her day even as she anticipated good times at the upcoming Louisiana Harvest Dance, a fixture in small communities of the antebellum South. Like her neighbor Annie Leone, Gretchen was a big farm girl, just shy of six feet tall, with thick thighs and burnished blonde hair that trended auburn. She had luscious tits, green eyes and (not surprisingly) well developed biceps. Gretchen was also something of a tomboy. She had a quick temper; Gretchen would fight at the drop of a hat.Now nineteen, she was a year older than Annie. The two girls were good friends even though they'd had several scuffles over the years. Gretchen won most of these. Gretchen's fiery temperament bled over into her sex life. She liked to wrestle. Men who desired a home deep in her wet spot had to fight for it before, during and after the fact. This was largely due to Gretchen's history. Her earliest sexual experiences occurred while wrestling boys, Gretchen's favored sport. From childhood she found that she could quickly subdue male competitors using superior strength and leverage. Half-nelsons, arm-bars, ankle-locks and tight waists were her stock-in-trade. During one such contest with Ray Ray, a black slave from her farm, she found herself astride him, pinning his arms to the ground. Though fully clothed, their genitals mashed together as Ray Ray struggled to counter her winning hold. Gretchen felt an inexplicable cylindrical lump rising in Ray Ray's groin. It didn't have the angular power of an elbow or a knee or a femur. She knew how to counter those anatomical weapons. No, this lump pressed her labia apart in a manner she found disconcerting yet delightful, even though she was fully dressed. She held Ray Ray down and surreptitiously rubbed herself up and down the length of this lump. She was puzzled to find that this motion pacified her competitor in proportion to her own arousal. It seemed to sap his will to compete. For some reason he stopped struggling and offered his increasingly firm lump up to her thrusts, though she thought she'd disguised this grinding action as a natural wrestling move. Something felt strange about this position. If Ray Ray really tried, she felt he could throw her off. Astride him like this, she didn't have him properly locked up. At least his shoulder blades wouldn't be exposed to the ground. She noticed that he didn't seem to be trying very hard to escape. Also, as deeply as she pressed him, Gretchen still felt like an unfilled abyss. She felt she possessed a canyon that could subdue Ray Ray's lump, and was designed to do so, and would enjoy doing so, yet she couldn't quite figure out how to accomplish it. Anyway, this rubbing felt pretty good. In minutes a great warmth enveloped her, then an increasingly bright light, then a fibrillating rush. Finally something inside her musculature snapped and rocketed Gretchen into a realm of blissful exuberance. Her breathing became strained. Her toes trembled. She struggled to merge her groin with Ray Ray's lump through their clothing, casting her prior reticence to the winds. When she recovered from this pall, Ray Ray's eyes were fluttering. He was actively massaging her groin with his lump. By now, it straddled up to his navel. His hands gripped her buttocks. He seemed to be on the verge of the same type of preternatural collapse Gretchen had just experienced. Gretchen leapt off his body, flipped him over and snapped him into a three-quarter nelson. She cradled him up so that his shoulders touched the ground as his body painfully doubled over upon itself. "Say uncle!" she demanded. Ray Ray struggled uselessly. He was locked in. "Say it!" she demanded again. "Uncle!" gasped Ray Ray. Gretchen let him go. She stretched out on her elbows and smiled at him. "I told you I could whup you," she chided. "What was that, move, you did when you were on top, there?" he asked, ignoring her challenge. "I dunno," she answered. "First time I've done that. It just happened like that." "Let's do that again?" he asked hopefully. "Tomorrow," Gretchen replied. "I gotta get back to the house." She spent the better part of a year wrestling with Ray Ray like this. No one knew of their bouts. Even touching a white woman in any sort of physical manner would have brought the full weight of Southern culture down upon Ray Ray. Despite this risk, Gretchen liked him. She especially liked manhandling him. It made her feel powerful. In fact, the wrestling was Gretchen's main reason for their interactions. She was largely ignorant of the sexual connotations borne of this close contact. Their next two matches offered no opportunity for a rehash of their earlier grind session. Gretchen took him down and mounted him from behind, working his arms and legs into position for a winning pin. On the third encounter, though, Gretchen deliberately struggled to a position atop his groin, elicited his lump and dry humped him until they extemporaneously exploded in tandem. Gretchen recovered quickly and pinned him again. She noted a huge, dark wet spot on his cotton pantaloons afterward. Had he peed himself? It wasn't until weeks later that Ray Ray was able to mount and dry hump Gretchen from the superior missionary position. She splayed her legs open for him. This felt good. A few encounters later he was able to hump her from behind. After he splattered in his shorts, he flipped her over and pinned her for the first time. She let him. Gretchen concluded this encounter by reaching into his pants to draw out his moistened lump. Her curiosity won out. As she suspected, it was his penis. But it wasn't as stiff now as it had been during their match. It was limp and sticky. It looked like the regular penises she'd seen around the farm dangling between the thighs of exhausted slaves. It smelled like her brother Tommy smelled, sometimes, when he returned home from the slave quarters. It flopped out of her fist and doubled over across her knuckles. Creamy fluid oozed from its tip. After considering it for a few moments, Gretchen impetuously reached down and took it in her mouth. This seemed a natural progression of her curiosity. In seconds Ray Ray's cock bloomed aloft, doubling in size and girth. Gretchen was amazed. "This is what you been pressing me with, not that shriveled up other thing," she said. "How do you get it stiff like this?" Boldly, Ray pushed her down. He pulled her swimming shorts down to her ankles, exposing her golden bush. Ray Ray drew an admiring gasp. Gretchen's pussy gaped open before him. "What are you doing!" Gretchen erupted. With that she kicked off her shorts and proceeded to give Ray Ray a grappling lesson for the ages. She twisted him up like a pretzel, bending his body into angles it was never designed to accommodate. His dick retained its tumescence, however, even managing to stiffen into a characteristic rigor. This, too, sapped his resistance to Gretchen's skill. For her part, Gretchen was perplexed. Someone had told her that men's penises behaved like this. Now she'd seen it for herself. She released Ray Ray. They both stood. Ray Ray's cock stood straight out, unapologetically seeking the liquid warmth of her aforementioned chasm. Gretchen abruptly turned and trotted away, re-donning her swim shorts as she tiptoed thru the underbrush. She was breathless and disheveled. Why had Ray Ray introduced his naked penis into a wrestling match? What did that have to do with a competition she was inevitably destined to win? What was this strange, musky taste in her mouth? Still, she felt an otherworldly emptiness and knew, somehow, that Ray Ray's dick was designed to mollify that hunger. "I'd better ask somebody," she thought. The following week Gretchen broke protocol and brought her best friend, Polly Lynn Bannister, to her meet up in the woods with Ray Ray. Polly Lynn was a couple years older than Gretchen. She was a stunning brunette with hair cascading deeply down her back and wispy freckles o?" Polly model of a woman. Predictably, the young Negro was shocked at this breach of confidentiality. Spanning back a decade to childhood, their wrestling matches had always been a secret, something fun between the two of them. Not even Gretchen's brother knew of their meet-ups in the woods. Gretchen and Ray Ray wrestled and talked and laughed. Sometimes they caught frogs and snakes and put them together, screeching as the frogs scrambled to escape becoming a meal. All their years of athletic foreplay had led to this one?" Polly smirked. "This is the boy you been tellin' me about? This one?" Polly smirked. "Yes, this one. He's a good enough beast," Gretchen retorted. "I seen him someplace before," Polly noted. "Of course you seen him. He's ours. He lives on our place!" Gretchen said. Like most whites of the day, Polly didn't consider that slaves had actual lives, not lives of consequence in any case. They were servants, little else. They only interacted with whites at the behest of the whites. If Gretchen hadn't mentioned Ray Ray, Polly would have been blithely unaware of his existence. "You sure you gonna keep this to yourself?" Gretchen worried aloud. "Girl! I said I wouldn't tell. And I won't. Let's have a look at it." Polly shot back. "Show her, Ray Ray." "Huh? Show her what?" Ray Ray asked. "That thing in your pants. Show her." "I ain't a-showin' dis gurl my dick!" "Oh, jist pull it out. She ain't gon' say nuttin' to nobody. I already told her about it." "What you done tole her?" "I told her 'bout us rasslin'. An' I told her 'bout you gettin' hard sometimes." "You gon' get me in trouble!" Ray Ray expostulated. "I ain't gon' tell on you boy," Polly interrupted. "Jist lemme see what she been braggin' about." "Brag'n? I ain't been braggin'! I jist, I jis," flustered Gretchen. "Let's see it, Ray Ray." Polly smirked. Reluctantly, Ray Ray flumped his penis from his pantaloons. It was already thick with anticipation, yet just now was receding. One could almost see the erectile blood rushing back into his body as fear of Grethen's unannounced friend took hold. "It's usually a lot bigger'n this, Polly." Gretchen allowed. "I should guess so." Polly replied. "I seen black cocks his age with dicks as long as your forearm. It's God's way of repayin' 'em for bein' our slaves. Some 'um swing like a elephant trunk runnin'. Ain't nuttin' out'n the way about this un, though." "My dick ain't li'l!" Ray Ray snuffled. "Who said it was?" Polly retorted. "I jist said other black boy's dicks is bigger, is all." "Well, Miss Polly, if you like I can make it as big as you please." Ray Ray offered. "Oh you can, can you? Well do it, Mr. Smartie. Let's see you make it happen." Ray Ray gripped his dick and began to stroke it for the white girls. This staunched the receding blood flow. His dick thickened and lengthened. In less than a minute, Ray Ray's cock stood proudly erect before them. "See? I told you!" said Gretchen. "Well, it's bigger'n what it was a minute ago. I still seen bigger. Paul Gaston's Peter is bigger'n that. And he's white!" "You bad thing! When did you see Paul Gaston's peter rabbit?" Gretchen giggled. "I told you about that. I done it to him that weekend. You remember? Rev. Jefferson was doin' the big Revival meetin'? An' we sneaked off?" "Oh yeah! But wait a minute! How'd you see his peter rabbit? You said y'all did it from behind with your clothes on!" "Well, I ain't actual see it. But I felt it goin' in. An' it felt a lot bigger than this blackie's dick I'm seeing here." "Oh, you jist makin' up stories to make me feel bad. Maybe your pooty was smaller that day an' it just felt like his poker was bigger'n it really was." "I know a big un when I see 'em an' when I feel 'em. An' this one's okay. It ain't nuttin' special, though." Polly drawled. "Is you gon' he'p me with this boy's dick or ain't you?" Gretchen finally asked. This brightened Ray Ray's outlook some. He'd begun to wonder if this was some dick measuring competition designed to make him come up short. Too, he began to wonder after Polly's intentions and her rationale for being there. "You gon' let him put it up in you? For real?" Polly smirked. "I will if you will," Gretchen conceded. "You know I will. Dicks don't skeer me none, white or colored." Ray Ray's heart skipped a beat. Both? "Well, don't let him pee in you. I want him to pee in me this time," Gretchen commented. Neither girl seemed conflicted by such bold conversation, especially insofar as Ray Ray's consent had yet to be considered. "Girl! I keep telling you: that's not pee. Pee is yellow. Don't you know anything?" Gretchen taunted. With that, Polly began to shed her clothing. By the time her tits popped out both Ray Ray and Gretchen were transfixed. Ray Ray had never actually seen a white woman's tits before. Polly's nipples were pink, not black like those of most black women he'd seen. "Well?" Polly paused. "Are you gonna just stand there and stare? Take your clothes off, boy." This broke Ray Ray's spell. He hurriedly doffed his simple cotton tunic and shorts. Presently he stood fully naked. His penis lurched upwards with each new visual exposure to Polly's nakedness. "You, too." Polly ordered Gretchen. Soon enough all three were butt naked. "What now?" Gretchen asked hopefully. Polly shook her head contemptuously after the manner of a good friend whose best friend has just asked the stupidest question ever in the history of the universe. She started to kneel before Ray Ray but quickly thought of a better opening. "Come here, Ray Ray. get down here. On your knees." Ray Ray complied. Polly stepped to him, leading with her vagina. Ray Ray noted that Polly's pussy wasn't nearly as hairy as other pussies he'd seen. Here she was, the eldest of the three, and her pussy looked like a youngster's, it was just now growing in. It was dotted with raven black nubs along the edges. Longer silky black hairs ran up and down the line of her slit, giving the distinct impression of an incoming cleft-beard. Moreover, Polly's pubic outline grew in the perfect shape of a heart. She bore no perimeter stragglers. Her pussy looked handcrafted, too perfect to be real. Ray Ray glanced over at Gretchen's lush auburn forest. The two triangles could not have been more differently arrayed. "Don't be shy. Lick it." came Polly's order from above. She thrust her cleft towards his nose. Ray Ray noted Polly's vaginal contours again, these just inches from his nose. Her abdomen was pleasingly flat. It tapered down into a luxuriant vulva that bulged slightly from Polly's profile before scooting under into her rump. He could see Polly's hipbones protruding through the roundness of her hips. Her pussy didn't resonate like that of any pussy he'd ever sniffed. It smelled tidy. Perfumed. Elegant. Timidly, Ray Ray closed his eyes. He poked out his tongue. Polly nudged her pussy forward. She rested her clit against the tip of his tongue. "See? He'd like us to do this to him," she said to Gretchen, who stood by, eyes wide with wonder. "But let's let him do us first. Come on over here. You'll like this. It feels good. Better'n all that dry humpin', anyway." She began to roil her pussy slit against Ray Ray's tongue in small, jerking circlets. When the young man displayed hesitance, she gripped the back of his head and pulled his face back to her mound. She began to hump his mouth with an increasingly exaggerated vehemence, as if her clit possessed leverage, drawing her ass back slowly before firing it forward aggressively. Her vulva's five o'clock shadow scraped his chin. Gretchen, who'd yet to ever feel skin-to-skin contact against her vagina (other than her own hand), looked on with awe. "Come on, over, Gretchen," Polly huffed. "Take your turn. I'm, I'm almost." Gretchen didn't move. Polly seemed to be in the grip of an ague. As he licked her cunt, Ray Ray's dick lurched upward from between his kneeling thighs. Each time Polly arched her slit along the tip of his tongue Ray Ray's dick bounced comically. Gretchen suppressed a giggle at the sight. Polly stepped back from Ray Ray. Her body spasms made her movements seem strained. Her eyes were unfocused. She trembled like an elderly matron. Her hips juked with unpredictable jags. Gretchen noticed that Polly's clitoris bounced in unison with Ray Ray's unwettened cock, all pink and jiggly. "Okay, your, turn," Polly mumbled as wavelets of tremble encumbered her body. Gretchen looked down at Ray Ray. He was still kneeling. The prospect of Gretchen's sex stabilized his bouncing cock some. It protruded from between his thighs with barely a wobble. Gretchen felt her canyon aching. This was the thickness that had so roused her passions. It wasn't meant to be on her. It was meant to be in her. She looked back to Polly. The girl was still jagging from contact with Ray Ray's tongue. Yet his dick was ten times bigger. Gretchen's pussy snapped tight at the size disparity. With a little trepidation, Gretchen stepped up to face the kneeling black boy. Her hairy pussy was in his face, fragrant with anticipation. He ignored this, choosing to look up at her face with a glance that pleaded "Is this what you really want?" They both knew that Gretchen's time had come. She didn't want tongue. She wanted something more. She touched his cheek with her fingertips and returned this unspoken realization with her eyes. Ray Ray lowered onto his ass and laid back on the floor. Slowly, she knelt straddling him, carefully positioning her vagina for intrusion. Ray Ray's cock pronged straight up, aware of her descent. Gretchen held onto Ray Ray's shoulders for balance. When finally she felt his bulbous cockhead at her entrance she paused for the briefest of instants. There would be no turning back. This wasn't wrestling. She knelt further and, as his cock peeled her open she felt the same tremors that so afflicted her friend Polly. Down, down and further down still she crouched until Ray Ray's cock filled her completely and her golden hairy pussy lips kissed his nappy pubic mound. She'd been told that this first intrusion would be painful. It was not. It was delightful. She withdrew slowly. Her joy at being so coupled built and doubled. She lowered herself onto him again. The feeling of sexual ecstasy quickly began to blister Gretchen into Polly's realm. She raised up and probed downward once, then twice more. Suddenly, she felt a steaming hot wetness pouring from Ray Ray. An explosion of light, heat and sound invested her entire body, propelling Gretchen into the glory of her first penile orgasm. The two conjoined lovers united with Polly in the Kingdom of Prurience. There they withstood the flashing lights, the zoom and the sway for as long at they might before collapsing to the grass beneath. As usual, Gretchen was on top. "Dang. That was quick," observed Polly dryly. She watched as Ray Ray's semen drained from Gretchen's cunt, coating his balls in milky seepage. She could see his testicles seize up periodically as he pumped the remaining drippings of his seed into the big white girl. "It don't look like I'm gon' get a turn," Polly remarked. This challenge brought Ray Ray around. The prospect of doin' it to two white girls in the same day tweaked his ardor. He tapped Gretchen on her butt. She seemed oblivious to Polly Lynn's comments. In fact, she looked to be on the verge of sleep. "Hey," he whispered. "Hey! Miss Gretchen!" Gretchen snapped her head awake. She was still absentmindedly grinding her pussy against his cock, only in smaller, post-coital, less frantic circlets. "Yes?" she asked. "Miss Polly say she want to get her turn," he whispered. Gretchen took a deep breath. She looked over her shoulder at Polly standing there, arms crossed, tapping her feet diffidently. Gretchen leaned back a little from atop Ray Ray's dick. It felt spongy and soft inside her. She looked down the line of her torso to see it still lingering there, trapped between her labia. She arched her pelvis a little more and watched as his dick oozed from her pussy, inch by inch, like a fat slug pouring thru a posthole. Finally it flopped out of her cunt and flumped casually against Ray Ray's thighs. Gretchen's chasm was empty again. She rolled over onto her butt and bounced up snappily. "That was fun!" she smiled as semen trickled down her thighs. "Yeh, well I ain't showed you everything," Polly commented. "You shoulda let him lick your pussy first, like I showed you. Then your nut woulda been stronger. You wouldn't be so bouncy fresh. You'd be crumpled." "I was crumpled for a minute there. You saying his tongue feels better'n his dick? His dick is way bigger'n his tongue." "You got a dick, too, in case you didn't know," Polly continued. "It ain't as big as his dick but it's where that bouncy fresh feeling comes from. You don't need to have his dick up in you to feel like that." Gretchen was too embarrassed to admit that she wanted, no, needed to have her canyon filled. She couldn't imagine a better outcome than to have a thick stiffie between her legs, igniting her pinkness with churn. She withheld comment as Polly stepped across Ray Ray's prone body, knelt, and pushed his slippery limp cock up into her own neatly trimmed pussy. "Now watch this," Polly grunted. She began to suckle at his limp penis with her pussy. She didn't hump him. She just squatted over him and, using her cunt muscles, sucked his soggy prick inside. Once engulfed, she unclenched and let gravity slowly drag Ray Ray's cock earthward while her heated vagina clasped his foreskin, pulling it up and over his pud. When his dick was almost ready to plop from her grasp she sucked him back in like a diner slurping a strand of spaghetti. It was an exercise in sexual gymnastics that amazed both onlookers. Slowly, Ray Ray's dick hardened enough to counteract the downward pull of gravity. Only then did Polly begin to churn and roil atop his cock. She sought Gretchen's eyes and gave her a devilish smile. "This is how you do it," she growled in a husky, decadent voice. With that Polly began to fuck Ray Ray, slamming her pelvis against his with the force of a jackhammer. She held her tits separate from his with outstretched arms. Only the merger of their genitalia indicated a connection between them. Unlike Gretchen, Polly had no historical ties to Ray Ray. He was just "one of them Thompkins property". He had a sizeable black dick, that's about all she knew. Tomorrow, Polly wouldn't even remember Ray Ray's name. "Don't cum in me," she whispered to Ray Ray, ignoring the fact that his cock was lathered with semen prior to the start of their intercourse. "You heard me?" she whispered through grated teeth. "I said, 'Don't cum in me.'" "Yes'm," replied Ray Ray. "Okay then," she growled, picking up the pace. She began to fuck Ray Ray ever more quickly, like a Chihuahua humping a bumblebee. He tits fluttered. She climaxed again and again without slowing the pace of her assault. She knew that, at some point, Ray Ray would be obliged to splatter. But since Gretchen was already soiled with his issue, she felt that Ray Ray might be able to withstand a lengthy session inside fresh puss. She didn't realize that Ray Ray had already cum twice inside her. He was working towards a third orgasm when Polly issued her stern caveat. He was young; his dick was prime for pussy. Multiple orgasms weren't a problem. They were a feature. Ignoring her orders, Ray Ray came inside Polly's pussy yet again. The frenetic pace of their intercourse disguised his seminal emissions, making them somewhat akin to a popgun, quick, but certainly not lethal. The black kid launched his jism repeatedly without pausing or losing the pattern of their coital rhythm. He erupted and re-hardened shortly thereafter, neither slowing perceptibly nor grimacing with the telltale climactic facial rigor of the satiated. Adrift in her own miasma of sensuality, Polly never suspected him of malfeasance. After her fifth orgasm, however, Polly Lynn began to suspect that Ray Ray was frontin'. Her pussy was smokin' hot. Her abdominal muscles burned with fire. Her clit bloomed and ebbed like a strong man's dick, turtling obscenely at the apex of her labia. Surely, this young blackie should have cum already. A dead man would have. Yet when she dismounted him, his cock was still rock hard, hanging steady at a sixty-degree angle. It stank with the smell of fuck. She watched it quiver, drenched in cream. Polly couldn't decide whether this was fresh cream or leftover jizz from his earlier session with Gretchen. She mounted him again and redoubled her efforts, garnering two more gargantuan orgasms in the process. Ray Ray hung in there. His dick endured. Finally satisfied, she rolled from atop him, wiping sweat from her forehead with her forearm. Her pussy throbbed. "Your turn," she mumbled weakly to Gretchen. Gratefully, Gretchen mounted her wrestling partner, pointing his spiring cock into her wetness. She felt him part her slit and slide easily into her pinkness. His dick pulsed with virility. They fucked for thirty seconds before exploding into bliss. Each preening thrust scraped open newly active nerve endings that made this second encounter between them singularly memorable. Gretchen boiled aloft and snapped her pussy tight about his cock with the fire-snapple crack of a bullwhip. Semen ejected from her pussy in a concentrated stream resembling piss. Polly looked on disgustedly. "I done fucked this blackie six ways from Sunday and she makes him bust nuts in five seconds?" She looked down at her pussy as if to chastise it for ineptitude. Lying in her bed now, Gretchen recalled that epic first session from nearly a year ago. She reached down to finger herself absentmindedly. Gretchen still wrestled Ray Ray in the meadow nowadays. More often than not their wrestling sessions ended with his dick in her puss. Sometimes she sucked him. Sometime he licked her. Sometimes they didn't even get around to wrestling. Gretchen knew this couldn't go on indefinitely. Ray Ray was black. She could never invite him home to dinner. She sighed with resignation. Maybe she'd meet a capable white boy at the Harvest Dance. To be continued. By Bardot1990 for Literotica. The Antebellum Pussie Possie: Part 6 Janice Leone describes how it feels getting monster fucked. By Bardot1990. Listen to the Podcast at Explicit Novels. My name is Janice. The following story is set in Northeast Louisiana in 1844. Mary Lynn, Gretchen, Annie, & Polly Lynn were sitting with me at the wedding reception for Abby. The girls had sex on their minds and imagined what Abby's wedding night might be like, tonight.  After several tawdry comments, Mary Lynn turned to me and said;"Janice, tell us 'bout Blue again. I don't know how you do it. I couldn't get a dick that big up in me without a shoe horn an' a brick!" Gretchen: "Yeh, Janice, tell us! I still cain't get over how you said you warn't never gunna get you a woodpile slave. An' now you got the best one!" Annie: "I dunno that he's the best one. He might be the biggest one. I still say that Charlie Nelson can fuck rings around jist about anybody I know, white or black. That boy can work it!" Janice: "Well, I ain't tested Charlie out yet." Annie: "It ain't like I ain't offered you the chance." Janice: "You mean that time down to your pond? When Abby took my turn? I warn't ready then. I warn't broke in good. You knew that. You wuz tryin' to get me to do sump'n I warn't ready for. I'll try him now, though. I'm good an' broke in now, some might say." Mary Lynn: "Tell us, Janice! Is you done did to him lately?" Janice: "Yeah. We done it yesterday. Cain't you see I'm walkin' funny?" Polly Lynn: "I noticed. I ain't wanna say nuthin." Janice: "Well, if you'd had your legs cocked open for a hour an' a half an' a big ole elephant trunk snappin' in your cunt, you'd be walkin' funny, too." Gretchen: "A hour an' a half?" Janice: "If I'm lyin', I'm flyin." Mary Lynn, Jennie and Annie (in tandem): "Dang." Polly Lynn: "Did you make him lick you? That's the part I wanna hear." Janice: "He licked me. Front and back. An' I licked him, too." Jennie: "He give you a back lick?" Janice: "Of course. He's grown. He ain't like our biddy li'l boys what don't want to go the full measure. He licked me clean." Jennie: "Front and back? Janice: "Yep. Front, back, knees, pits, toes, taint and titties. I ain't no li'l girl no more. What? You think he spent the whole hour'n a half humpin' my cunt? I'd be dead! An' so would you, for that matter. Ain't I told you he got a elephant trunk in his pants?" Mary Lynn, Jennie and Annie (in tandem): "The full measure! Wow!" Janice: "Do you want me to tell the story or don't you?" Mary Lynn, Jennie and Annie (in tandem): "Do tell; Do tell!" Janice: "Okay. So you know my Pa an' my brother come to town early to help with the dance setup, right? That left me and my Ma home alone. So I'm lying in my bed an' it occurs to me that I ain't had none in a few days. I could tell because my cunny had got hot and achy, an' that only happens when she ain't, well, she ain't did what a good cunny is 'posed to do. I don't want get too much into it. All of us has been there from time to time. "So I wondered if'n I had the time to go get Blue. Usually, I'll give him a hint to come up to the house real late after everyone goes asleep. But I ain't had the time yesterday to pull his coat. I'd thought he was goin' to town with my Pa. But my Pa ain't took the carriage to town. Him and Jake rode the horses. So that left me with a achy cunny and no way to cool her off, less'n I used my hand, an' I ain't wanna do that if'n I could get a message to Blue. Who wants a hand if'n you can get the real thing? If you polish pearl an' the real thing shows up, you might don't have the energy to handle the ride, you know? Anyway, that was how I saw it. "So I was gunna see if I could sneak down an' get him. I peeked out my door an' I ain't see anything stirring. So I was gunna make a run for it. Jist as I was rampin' up to go, I seen my Ma sliding out! She had her nightdress on an' a overcoat. I don't know where she was goin', but I didn't want her to see me peekin' out, so I slipped back into bed an acted like I was asleep. "By and by, I ain't hear nuthin'. She jist disappeared into the night. I figured she must'a forgot sump'n an' went to get it. But she was gone for so long, an' my ache jist wouldn't go away, I knew I had to do sump'n. So I gathered up my courage an' I slipped out of my bedroom. I tiptoed over to the front door an' peeked out. I ain't see her anywhere. An' I ain't wanted to sneak out and have her catched me on her way back from wherever she was. "Finally, I took a deep breath an' I jist run out the front door. I told myself that if I come across my Ma, I'd tell her I went to axe her sump'n an' she warn't in her bedroom. I said I'd say I got panicked and run out lookin' for her. Anyway, that sounded good to me. An' my Ma would believe me, if it come to that. "Really, I was on my way down to Blue's place in the field worker quarters. I was gunna roust him up and have him come up to the house. I knowed better than to have him in my room or for me to stay at his place, because my Ma would come an' check on me soon's she got back from wherever she was. So I was gunna tell him to climb up into the loft where Jake sleeps an' wait for me there. Even if my Ma checked on me, I could always call down from the loft an' tell her where I was. She wasn't gunna climb up. "So I get down to Blue's hut. I peek in. Don't you know he's already got a dark gal mounted up an' she's jist a roilin'! He's got this stupid smile on his face, you know, that look they get when they's locked in? You like it when they get that look because they're sot jist so and won't cum, so's you can jist roil and roil an' don't have to worry 'bout re-energizin' a floppy dick or wipin' jizz off a leaky cunny. "He sees me in the window. I give him the thumb jerk. He knows that means I want him to come up to the house. He's thinkin' I give him the thumb jerk earlier an' he musta missed it, because he give the maid gal a tap on her ass an' told her to finish up. She musta already had got hers because she ain't made too much of a complaint about gettin' shorted. She eased her cunny off him and reached for her clothes. His dick was still rock hard. When I see that I run back to the house an' waited. I knowed he would come. "I get back to the house an' my Ma ain't made it back yit. I wasn't too worried. She usually knows what she's about. I was jist concerned that she would come up jist as Blue was comin' up, you know? I ain't wanted that. So I waited at the front door till I see him comin'. I rushed him in an' I told him to skeedaddle up into the loft an' wait for me in my brother, Jake's bed. I peeked out for a bit, lookin' for my Ma, but she never showed up. By an' by my cunny ache told me she'd be alright. My twat ain't often wrong. I climbed up into the loft behind Blue. "Once't I got up there I lit a candle so's I could see. He's up there, alright, dick in hand. He ain't washed it since he'd been up in the maid girl's cunny, so he had that "I been fuckin'" smell; you know how it do. Some folks don't like it. I used to didn't like it, but I've got used to it. It don't bother me now as much as it used to. "Anyway, I know I've said this before, but that durn Blue is one good looking boy. He's got that ebony skin, bald head, and them big muscles. His eyes are hazel, an' he's got lips like a girl. Not femmy, I mean, but kinda, what's the word? Sensitive? Sensual? That's the word. Sensual. You'd like to kiss him. That's what I mean. Usually you jist want a field worker to fuck 'cause his dick can crawl way up in you and scrub the areas where a regular dick don't reach, most times. But with Blue, you jist wanna suck on his lips an' his tongue an' his neck while his dick is scrubbing you out. An' you feel like, kinda like, a woman. You know? "Plus, you wanna talk about Prescott Gaston can suck some cunny? He cain't hold a candle to Blue. That big boy can suck a cunny like it was a chicken bone, an' won't leave nary bit of gristle, nor fat, neither. You ain't got to axe Blue for the pooty-woo. He'll lick you back to front, front to back, top to bottom and side to side. You get done with a Blue lickin' session an' it's jist like you'd had a hot bath on a Saturday. An' we ain't even talked about his dick yet. "Anyway, I was sayin' I lit a candle and Blue was there on my brother's bed with his dick in his hand. He stood up and stroked it till it stood up on its own. He knows I like that. Lemme tell you, once't his dick gets hard? He can bend his head down and suck it on his own. One time I dared him to do it, an' he did it, an' I thought it was the most amazin' thing. He wasn't ashamed or nuthin'. I watched him suck it for a minute or two, then I jumped in an sucked it for him. I ain't wanted him to take my job out ah my hands. He might wouldn't wanna mash his dick up in my cunny no more. I couldn't have that. "But I ain't had him suck hisself yesterday. I wanted to kiss him an' he had that other girl's cream all over his dick. I ain't wanna taste that, so I needed to twatted him up in my own fur, like Annie said, before I put my mouth or his mouth on it. "So I had him lie down on his back an' I clumb up on him an' I eased myself down on it. You 'member the first time him and me did it standin' up an' I ain't had no problems gettin' it in because I was so wet and horny with The Taint? Well, that was then. I ain't got The Taint now. So you can jist imagine it's a bit more harder'n it was the first time I done it to him. "I pointed him into my fur and jiggled around till my cunny lips was situated roundst that big ole dickhead as best as I could get it. Felt like he was mashin' my cunny lips into my thighs, he was so thick. So I give a li'l push and he widened me. But I still couldn't fit his whole thing in. I give another li'l push. An' another. But it ain't seem like he was gettin' any deeper, an' I needed him to be real deep, because my burn don't start from the front of my cunny. It starts from the back an' it plugs into my clit at the front. That's what makes her hard and wobbly, less'n somebody gives her a suck. "So I says to him, I says: "I'm gunna need some grease, it appears." "He knows what that means. So I crawled up his chest with my pooty and I give him the woo right off the bat. I put Hilda May, ya know, that's what I named my nub. I put her right in his mouth to let her blossom from the forest. When she got good and hard, I give him my front hole to lick. Then I give him my back hole. Then the front hole again. Then I went back and forth between the two with the quickness, jist ah-sloshin' him up. I'm humpin' his face. One time I turned around an' give him the chance't to lick up my crack from the back. I opened my eyes that time an' here's his dick, right in my face! But he still had that maid girl's cunny juice caked up on it, so I ain't wanna suck it. "But my back lick felt so good! I had them colored lights flashin' behind my eyes an' my innards was cookin' with fire. My cunny was drippin' cream and Blue was jist ah-lappin' it up. An' I had this monster dick staring me in the face. Jist ah-quiverin'! I says to myself, I says: "Lemme cunny this dick up proper so's I can suck it. This don't make no sense, him suckin' me an' I cain't suck him back. No sense at all!" "So I turned around again. I'm still on top, you see, squattin' on the balls of my feet. An' I pointed his dick back into my twat. This time it went in easier. I got the head in, anyway, an' that's the widest part. Now all I'd got to do was work the other fifteen inches in! So's I grit my teeth an' set about the task. My cunny don't seem to mind the smell of another woman's cunny on a dick. It's my nose that makes those objections. An' I meant to suck that dick that day, you hear me? I mean, after I'd twatted him up a bit. "So I'm ridin' him. Slow at first, but a li'l faster an' a li'l faster each time down the pole. I meant to scrub that dick clean. That's the best part of havin' a thick, red carpet like I gots. It's better'n a washrag an' soap. It soaks up all the leftover cunny juice an' don't leave nuthin' but fresh, clean Janice on a pole. "Meanwhile I'm thinkin': "You know, I ain't never had the full fifteen inches. The most I've had is maybe the first thirteen." I always leave the last couple inches dry. Well, not totally dry. I give him some crawly drip, sometimes, when I'm on top. Anybody would. But that don't really count. I ain't never been able to rub my Hilda May, my clit, up against his nappy, you know? You know how it feels good to scrape your clit up against a boy's fur, sometimes, an' jist rotate? Especially nappy big boys, because it's got all that friction, all that kink? Well, Hilda May ain't never been acquainted with Blue's patch. I lay it ain't a passel of women can say they clits ever touched Blue's nappy patch, leastways not whilst his dick was up in 'em. "So I says to my clit, I says: "Hilda May? Today is your day." "So I'm countin' the inches. Sev'm inches. Eight. Ten. 'Lem. I get to twelve inches an' my cooch is gaspin' for air. Blue ain't jist long. He's thick! I got 'nuther three inches to go an' I feel like I'm in the deep end of the pond swimmin', gotta come up for air occasional, less'n I'll drown. But I'm on top, so's it ain't so noticeable. When he's whalin' away from the top he don't give a gal the chance't to breathe proper. Jist Bam, Bam, Bam! I dunno. It feels good, but you don't get the chance to breathe, is all. "Okay, so I'm grippin' a full thirteen. I look down an' my cunny is jist tremblin', huffin', an' puffin' like a prizzner on a chain gang. Hilda May is rock hard, jist ah-dancing along his pole like a li'l snotty marble. She's happy. Smilin'. She's plugged. But she ain't the one puttin' in the work. It's my cunny that's strainin' to breathe, not my clit. "I'd got two inches to go. I give a li'l push. An' then another. I looked down. Dogged if'n I ain't right where I started! Them last two inches warn't gunna come easy. I see Hilda May stretchin' to reach Blue's nappy patch. She can see it. She can smell it. She jist cain't reach it. An' now she ain't so happy as before. She reckoned: "I thought you said you wuz gunna roust me up against his nappy patch?" So I go (to my cunny): "Come on, Sally! Let's don't leave Hilda May danglin'!" (Sally's still gaspin' for air, donchuknow.) "An' I give another li'l push, this time harder than before. Seemed like I gained another quarter inch. So I tried it again. Sally is strainin' now. She's sweatin'. Me an' Blue are doin' it, but it don't feel as good as it should 'cause now I'm competin'. If I'd left well-enough alone I coulda had busted a nut or three by now. "But no. I'd got sot so's I had to rub up against his patch. Or bust! An' I'm jist abusing my cunny, my Sally, with Blue's pole, like me an' her ain't the best of friends. "Well, anything that's worth doin' is worth doin' right. Blue could tell I was strainin' to swallow him whole. He helped me as much as he could. But a cunny is only so deep, you know? If you got a thirteen-inch cunny it don't translate proper into a fifteen-inch cunny. An' you might stretch her out of shape in the attempt, an' she might don't bounce back. An' then when you get married, your white man won't never hope to fill you up. An' then you'd got to spend the rest of your life with a wrecked, an' outta shape cunny that cain't wrap up a regular dick an' lets it flop around in there like a peppermint in a jar. "I looked down an' see he still had an inch an' a half of black snake pokin' out from my twat. Dry! An' Hilda May is jist ah-throbbin'. "Girls? I give up, right then an' there. I eased up. I told Hilda May to get to scrubbin' that pole clean and don't worry about his patch. If we get there, we get there. But it don't make no sense to try an' force a king dick into a hole that ain't long enough to 'commodate. You know? "Okay, so I decided to long-stroke him. I'd been inchin' down, you know, a inch down, a half a inch up. That way I figured I could get the full fifteen. Once I give up on that idea, I figured I'd do what I could with the top thirteen inches and damn the final two. So I drew my Sally all the way up to the tip, most let him fall outta me, jist hangin' in by the short hairs. Then I went all the way down, till I was full, thirteen inches in. An' I give him the swirl. Then I drew all the way up again, till his dick tip kissed my cunny lips real tender. Then I went all the way down again, till I could feel that big old cockhead budgin' up against the very back of my cunny. I give him the swirl again. "We done it like that for about ten minutes, till he cum. Anybody woulda. I was goin' faster an' faster towards the end, there. I wanted him to cum before me. Usually it's me that cums first. I was ready to cum the whole time, though. When I felt his jizz shootin' into me, I give a li'l shiver with my cunny an' I slurped it up good. Now I know I'd got the maid girl's juice shaved off proper, I knowed it was time for me to get down to business. "So after he got hard again, I knowed I had him. I could mangle him up like a pretzel and he warn't gunna splatter no time soon. So, first thing first, I give him the pooty-woo. I crawled up on his face an' I fucked his tongue from one hole to the other, whilst I sucked his dick. I sloshed my cunny all up in his face and scrubbed his nose up in my fur. I give him his jizz back 'long wit' some 'o my cream. An' I sucked the livin' shit outta that dick, girls, sucked it dry! I held that log in both my hands and jist bobbed on it. Chile? I cum over an' over an' over. It seemed like I couldn't help but sizzle. Dick in the mouth? Tongue in the ass? Girl? You ain't never had it so good. "He licked every smatterin' o' cream from betwixt my legs. He nibbled my cunny lips. He sucked purple hickeys into my ass cheeks. Here, look. You wanna see? (Here, Janice lifted her skirt and pulled her drawers down partially to display a series of intermingled purple/black bruises on her backside that looked more like the result of a beating than an amorous encounter.) "I got a couple o' these upwards of my navel, too. An' look! There's one on the back o' my knee. I ain't seen that one till now. I'd show you the hickeys on my cunny lips, but you prolly couldn't see 'em under my fur. My whole cunny is purple blue, ladies. An' it ain't all jist because of the suckin'. I told you he had my legs cocked open for a good while as he sausaged me up. We'll get to that directly. "Anyway, after I cum about four times, I clumb down down off his face. I hotched up on the edge of Jake's bed, on my knees, an' I waggled my doodihole in his face. "Go on and put it in," I says to him, real sultry-like. "You know you want it." "He went to put it up my cunny. But I wanted to try him up my poop chute. So when he pointed it at the wrong hole, I dipped a bit to let him know what time it was. He ain't no fool. "He prized me open an' eased it in. I was still wet from the lickin' he give me. He gripped my butt cheeks and prized them open, too, so's he could get some lev'ridge. It ain't never easy gettin' a dick that big up a doodihole. I ain't you, Jennie. My doodihole is a clencher. She's tight. But we managed. "Once't he got it in, he commenced to rammin'. Kaichakata! Kaikakachao! Each time he rammed it forward he got a li'l further up my doody. See, unlike a cunny, a doodihole ain't got no back. You can jist ram an' ram. An' if you ram long enough you can feel his nappy up against your butt cheeks, while your navel gets tickled from inside. Mine's an innie, sept when Blue rams fully in. An' sometimes you can feel his nuts slappin' up against your clit, if he's rammin' it proper. They'll swing. "Welp, I felt his nuts slappin' me from the back. An' his nappy hairs was scrubbin' my taint real nice. I don't mind sayin', it felt purty good. Not as good as the first time, mind you. But purty good. That first time he went up my poop chute was the best. I like to fainted, I was so hot. Steam was shootin' out my butt! But this time was purty good, too. He jist gripped my hips and roiled in an' out, kinda slow and happy. That first time he fucked my ass it was like he was mad at me for sump'n. I dunno why it feels better like that; angry fuckin', but it does. "He ass-fucked me till I cum. Then he pulled it out and cunny-fucked me from the back till I cum again. Then he ass-fucked me again. This time he cum in my butt and greased me up with lather. I clenched on him real good an' by the time he pulled out he was hard again. I ain't meant to do that, but I did. "Now I'm gettin' worried. I don't think I've got another nut in me to bust. I'm ragged out, girls; burnt! An' this cinnamon boy is wagglin' another stiffy in my face, a huge, gynormous fat boner that's been up in countless other cunnies, some 'um deeper'n mine, (but it seemed like I could smell all 'um on it at once, ever' last stinkin' cunny that monster dick has been smashed up in, includin' mine.) "An' now I dunno if I've got the stremff to floppy him up like I'm s'posed to. "So I rolled over onto my back an' I cocked my legs open. He mounted me an' eased his dick inside me. Thirteen inches in one go, all the way to the back. He jist held it there. "Now he's looking into my eyes real familiar. Most times a field boy won't look you in your eyes. But Blue is looking me in my eyes like he knows me personal, an' I guess he does since his dick is up in me right now and has been all night, jist ah-pokin' through the forest. I give him the same look right back. "You know I told you I kissed him that first time? Right on the mouth. I give him some tongue and some hickies, too. I done that, don't axe me why. This time, though, he looked like he wuz gunna kiss me. "Don't let nobody tell you that field boys is docile and you can do whatever it is you want to 'em. Some ain't docile. Blue ain't, anyway. "He turnt his head to the side an' come closer and closer to my lips. I was a li'l scared. I mean, after all, he is muscled field boy, right? It's one thing for me to kiss him. It's another thing for him to kiss me. He come closer and closer an', 'fore I knew, he tongue was in my mouth. Girl? If I was ragged out a minute ago, here come the fire. Jist a ragin'! That one kiss juiced up my cunny like she warn't never doused! She's steamin'! You kiss him one time and see don't your cunny juice up like hot butter. "So we commenced to fuckin'. An' we're kissin' an' we're fuckin' to beat the band. He pulled my titties up to his mouth an' he sucked them for a time whilst his dick was churnin' up my fur. Then he went back to kissin' me. He reached over an kissed my pits, too, wooly hair and all. He went to suck a hickey in 'em, but I stopped him, because somebody would be sure to see. I ain't let him suck my neck, neither. But I ain't wanted him to be unhappy, so I pushed his face down to my cunny and let him suck her from the front for awhile. When he come back up I reached down an' eased his dick back into where it was sposed to be. "An' we fucked and fucked and we fucked. I dunno where I got the energy from, but I give as good as I got. I twiddled my hips an' let him wedge up in me as far as he could go. I kissed him an' sucked his neck. Oh, girl! It was heaven! I jist rode the top of that wave without crashin', an' I jist lilted along. Seemed like I could jist have his whole body jist crawl up in me and hibernate like a big ole grizzly bear! "By an' by I felt sump'n I ain't felt before. His patch was rubbin' up against Hilda May! Yes! I'd took the full fifteen! I looked down an' he's jist a grindin'! "Now, I'ma tell y'all the troof. I don't think he punched another two inches into my twat. It ain't another two inches in there to punch. I think he got pressed up against the back of my cunny and she was so wet she bowed him up. Yes! My cunny made a li'l hump arch in this stiffy that warn't there before, opened up a li'l air pocket in her. Widened' me out, so to speak. An' that's the thing that give me the bulge on him! Anyway, Hilda May was happy. She 'sploded an' made me cum two times, one right behind the other, she was so happy to be mashed up against his nappy patch like that. "By that time we'd been at it for a hour an' a half. My legs was wrapped around his butt an' he's still jist ah-humpin' me; he's got my head cradled in one elbow, titties gripped tight in the other hand, squeezin' out the milk. Oh Lawdy! I wuz tired and sloppy wet. But I wuz happy! I kissed him real tender for a time an' I sucked at his dick with my twat. I'm whispering the nasty in his ear, I'm sayin': "Fuck it to me! Gimme that dick, Blue! Oh! Fuck it to me, you bald-headed, cunny-lickin' monster of a pipe-layin' boy!", you know, like Abby would say. "The next thing I know he's sprayin' me again! Jist ah-pumping' it out. I could feel his hot jizz leakin' down over my butt cheeks, jist ah-bubblin' outta my cunny. Pa-ploop! Ba-loop-a! Pa-Plook! I like to died! "The next thing I knew, the sun was comin' up. I heard a rooster crowin'! An' I'm still layin' in Jake's bed with this big beast on top of me, drippin' with cum! "I give him a sharp push: "Blue! Blue! Wake up! You gotta go!" "He was knocked out. Snoozin'! When I pushed him, all of a sudden he come to realize where he was. He jumped up and gathered up his clothes. I climbed down the ladder to see if anybody was about. I peeked into Ma's room. She's snorin'. So I waved Blue down from the loft. I peeked outdoors. It was a couple of workers up and about already to tend the crops, so I went outside an' ordered them around to the back of the house. Then I called Blue out. I ain't had to call him twice. He run down to the quarters like a wildcat was on his tail. "So I went back up to the loft. The whole room still smelled like we wuz fuckin' sump'n fierce. I jist lay down in Jake's bed and basked in it. I says to myself, I says, "That's what a real woman's cunny smells like, boys. Have a sniff an' shame the Devil!" "Yeh, I'm getten sweaty just talking bout it. I fucked him. I fucked the shit out'n him, ladies." To be continued. By Bardot1990 for Literotica.

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We've discovered another nursery cryme with 'Miss Polly Had A Dolly'.   The team take on top 3 of soft drink flavours and we have another crack at The Quiz...with surprising results! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A New Zealand fashion brand is lagging in manufacturing transparency ratings in a report by Oxfam. What increased migration might mean for you. Do you love or loathe feijoas? Insta cook, Miss Polly, has some suggestions to win round the haters. Plus the song that could actually turn your alarm off, not on.

We welcome the incredible David Weiss from the Flat Earth Podcast and he tells us that he walked away from a very successful company at the beginning of 2020, right before Covid to spread the truth and to help get our freedoms back. God gave him a message and he walked away from what he worked for his entire life and making more money that he could have ever dreamed of to be ridiculed about his beliefs about the Earth being flat. He says that you don't just wake up one morning and believe the Earth is flat, but that we are so programmed to not seeing that most people just cannot see it. He says the worst thing you can do is to google Flat Earth because the controllers of the world will lead you to the Flat Earth Society, which is controlled and a bunch of garbage. If we are not a pancake floating in space then what are we? He says we are more like a pond. The edge of our world pond is Antarctica. Flat Earth Dave used to have a podcast called "Deep Inside The Rabbit Hole", which was a conspiracy podcast looking at all sorts of conspiracies and people were sending him flat earth stuff all the time and he was forced to really look at it, after banning them on his social media for being so stupid to believe that. Cruz asks David what proof he has to support his belief that the Earth is flat. While David is proofing his points, Cruz then questions David on the Netflix Show "Behind The Curve" which he says is deception created by people that were not fair and edited the film and they are in the process of suing them right now. He explains why...... don't miss this - it is unbelievable. When the YouTube video comes out you can actually see all the proof that David brings. "What is the point of telling people the earth is round if it is not?" Marcella asks.....Cruz says there are still a lot of unanswered questions. David says that actually in the end the shape of the earth doesn't matter, but the lie matters. He says that our history is very different from what we have been taught. He says that the non stop dividing, dividing, dividing on all levels that is being done to us is so that the leaders do not lose authority over us. He says, that if we all would no longer listen to the dumb governments they couldn't do anything about it. He says the only power they have over us is in our HEADS. They are trying to control our minds and want us to live in FEAR. Miss Polly asks if all the space pictures she grew up with are a lie. Immediately David and Cruz vehemently agree that NASA is a lie. We are told that nobody is allowed to visit Antarctica or do any kind of exploring there or you will be intercepted by war planes and ships. This is all part of the Antarctic Treaty. We learn all about how fake the original moon landing was and David says that NASA literally lies about everything. He shows all the proof that NASA is faking all of it. It is mind boggling that with the technology we have today we have not been able to go back to the moon. Definitely makes you think. David says that all countries are in this together and the division of countries is fake. He tells us that in the 1920's everyone was taught that the Earth was flat. He interviewed a woman that was taught in a Connecticut public Elementary School that the Earth was flat. He says to go find people that are over 100 years old that still have their wits about them and they will prove this. He then teaches us about the founder of NASA, what his grave stone says and NASA's connection with helium companies that prove that rockets are just balloons and how unbelievable the deception truly is. We discuss the Challenger catastrophe and how the explosion was all edited and intended to traumatize children. Stay tuned to Part 2 that will certainly blow your mind even more as David describes the unbelievable connection to the Challenger astronauts and their twin siblings. Gabrielle asks David if he has people after him that try to shut him and his message down. https://www.instagram.com/theflatearthpodcast/?hl=enhttps://www.facebook.com/TheFlatEarthPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSxKBShys3kLEZJqJPS0WAghttps://twitter.com/thefepodcast

We can spend up to a whopping 50% of our total food expenses on dining out and takeaways. Delicious? Yes. Good for your bank account? Not so much. We invite Polly from her successful food gram, ‘Miss Polly's Kitchen' to share some inspo on cheap and easy hacks to level up your at-home feeds. While it might only be a few dollars here and there, any cash you save can get you closer to your goals. Find out more at: https://www.asb.co.nz/level-upSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's guest is Polly Markus - aka Miss Polly's Kitchen - a wonderful young woman who has not long released her first cookbook For the Love of Eating. Polly is a real estate agent, but her love and talent for all things food really took on a whole new life when she started posting delicious recipes on Instagram at the time when we were all stuck at home in lockdown (you'll remember it no doubt!), searching for things to do. I absolutely love hearing a success story that comes from a pretty challenging time, and Polly's story is awesome!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a summery delight that I absolutely adore. Serve with toasted pita pockets or roasted potatoes and a big glass of red wine. SERVES 4 About ½ cup olive oil 1 tablespoon dried oregano 2 large garlic cloves – minced 4 x 200 g (7 oz) lamb rumps 2 large eggplants A big handful of baby rocket leaves POMEGRANATE SALSA ⅓ cup extra virgin olive oil 1 teaspoon sugar Zest of 1 lemon Juice of 1 juicy lemon ½ cup pomegranate seeds ⅓ cup roasted pistachios – roughly chopped 1 cup finely chopped Italian parsley ¼ cup finely chopped fresh oregano YOGHURT FETA WHIP 3 garlic cloves 1 cup thick Greek yoghurt 100 g (3½ oz) cow's milk feta 1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil 1 tablespoon honey Juice of 1 lemon Preheat the oven to 200°C (400°F) fan bake. Mix 2 tablespoons of the olive oil with the oregano and garlic in a bowl. Add the lamb rumps, mixing well so the lamb is coated. Season with cracked pepper and set aside. Slice the eggplants into 1.5 cm (⅝ in) rounds. Cut the tops off the 3 garlic cloves for the Yoghurt Feta Whip, keeping the skin on. Place the eggplant slices and garlic cloves on a lined baking tray, drizzle with ¼ cup of the olive oil and season with salt and cracked pepper. Roast for 35–40 minutes on the lower shelf of the oven. To make the Pomegranate Salsa, place the olive oil, sugar, lemon zest and lemon juice in a bowl and whisk with a fork. Season with salt and cracked pepper. Add the pomegranate seeds, pistachios, parsley and oregano. Set aside. When the eggplant has been cooking for 15 minutes, heat a medium pan over a medium/high heat. Add 1 tablespoon of olive oil and when it is starting to smoke, sear the lamb for 1½ minutes on each side until browned. Place the lamb on a baking tray. Roast for about 13 minutes. Remove the lamb and garlic cloves from the oven. Cover the lamb with tin foil and set aside to rest for 10 minutes. To make the Yoghurt Feta Whip, squeeze the roasted garlic cloves out of their skins into a food processor or blender. Add the yoghurt, feta, olive oil, honey and lemon juice and blitz until smooth.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We are re releasing this episode because it has been one of the top 10 episodes on YouTube. New episodes coming next Tuesday - stay tuned We are thrilled to welcome Leighton Fields as our new co host. With his refreshing sense of humor and handsome good looks he brings a whole new dimension to our Too Posh Podcast as well as a male perspective, which is fun and very entertaining. We discuss if pilots and flight attendants hook up at 30.000 feet. We ask if anyone in the room is in the Mile High Club. Then we come to the conclusion if you have a Cheater mentality you should definitely become a pilot or flight attendant. We call Julie Mack who has been a flight attendant for a major airline for over 25 years and she tells us that she found love in the air. She also tells us about lots of scandals that happen in the airline industry. She has caught many people having sex on the plane. Miss Polly Segment: We get to hear Miss Polly's thoughts about this subjects and she tells us that some pilots and flight attendants actually have entire different families in different cities. Question of the Day Segment: What is the most favorite place you have ever traveled to, and where do you want to go next. This prompts Marcella to talk about her super human powers when encountering bugs.

We are re releasing this fun super fun show that has been in the top 10 of our most watched YouTube videos for the entire time since its release. New shows will be released again starting January 11th,2022. Happy holidays to all our listeners. we love you all. We start the show by introducing Gabrielle's son and Marcella's brother Gino Raneri as one of our new co hosts. He is 26 years old, single and a tennis coach at Brookhaven Country Club in Dallas, Texas. Then we jump right into our topic about nudism and Marcella informs Gino that his grandmother is a nudist, which prompts Gino's memory of seeing nude grandma by the pool when he was younger. Gabrielle then shares her nightmare experience when her parents forced her to go to a nudist camp beach vacation in the former Yugoslavia. We cannot believe that there is actually an American Association for Nude Recreation. Somehow the conversation turns to the TV Show Real Sex. We find out that the second Saturday in July has been officially declared as National Skinny Dipping Day. Then we talk about the show Naked and Afraid. We learn all about Nude Festivals with live music, nude games, cruises, 5 K runs, Beer Mile Runs, Beer Pongs, Clubs etc. We talk about Marcella's experience in a Coop Finnish Sauna in Austria when she was a teenager.We learn that there are no orgies or any sexual activity allowed in nudist environments unless you are in private.We decide to send Bernie on a nudist excursion as part of his journalistic duties. PARTY WITH MISS POLLYWe ask Miss Polly if she is a Nudist or would become one?We also ask her who would need to see a sex therapist. Question of the day: Would you care if your partner never posted you on Instagram?

A wise old owl lived in an oakThe more he saw the less he spokeThe less he spoke the more he heard.Why can't we all be like that wise old bird?Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie,Kissed the girls and made them cry,When the boys came out to playGeorgie Porgie ran away.Miss Polly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick.So she phoned for the doctor to come quick, quick, quick.The doctor came with his bag and his hat,And knocked at the door with a rat-a-tat-tat.He looked at the dolly and shook his head,And said “Miss Polly put her straight to bed."He wrote a paper for a pill, pill, pill.I'll be back in the morning with the bill, bill, bill.Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?For want of a nail the shoe was lost.  [want of = lack of]For want of a shoe the horse was lost.For want of a horse the rider was lost.For want of a rider the message was lost.For want of a message the battle was lost.For want of a battle the kingdom was lost.And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.Solomon Grundy,Born on a Monday,Christened on Tuesday,Married on Wednesday,Took ill on Thursday,Grew worse on Friday,Died on Saturday,Buried on Sunday.That was the end,Of Solomon Grundy.There was an old lady who swallowed a flyI don't know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she'll die!There was an old lady who swallowed a spiderThat wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don't know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she'll die!There was an old lady who swallowed a bird; How absurd to swallow a bird!She swallowed the bird to catch the spiderThat wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don't know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she'll die!There was an old lady who swallowed a cat; Fancy that! She swallowed a cat!She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,She swallowed the bird to catch the spiderThat wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don't know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she'll die!There was an old lady that swallowed a dog; What a hog, to swallow a dog!She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,She swallowed the bird to catch the spiderThat wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don't know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she'll die!There was an old lady who swallowed a goat; She just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,She swallowed the bird to catch the spiderThat wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don't know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she'll die!There was an old lady who swallowed a cow; I don't know how she swallowed a cow!She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,She swallowed the bird to catch the spiderThat wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don't know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she'll die.There was an old lady who swallowed a horse.She's dead of course!Intro & Outro Music: La Pompe Du Trompe by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

We welcome Jack, Gregg and Katy from the Bad Counsel Podcast. We learn all about how they got started.A hilarious description of their first podcast, a fantasy baseball podcast follows and takes us to exactly how Bad Counsel Podcast started. Their sense of humor is on a different level and their laughs are contagious. They record every Monday night and release one weekly show. They know how important it is to be consistent with podcasting to have success. We all agree that the podcasting community is super giving and supportive of each other. Bad Counsel podcast is located in Florida and they are telling us that it is business as usual there even during Covid times. Katy tells us that she had to send a video to her customers in Canada to show them that there are not people dying in the streets. The premise of the Bad Counsel podcast is to give advice, mostly bad advice in a funny way in all situations. Jack came up with an incredible marketing sticker tour of Bad Counsel. Jack, Gregg and Katy are super fun sports and join us in our segments and it is absolutely hilarious. Question of the Day:Who is more dramatic when sick? Men or Women?Party with Miss Polly:How long should sex last?Miss Polly is absent so Cruz, who is not a licensed sexual health therapist is a stand in. this segment is so funny, you cannot miss it. Gossip Segment "Spill The TeaWe get some hot of the press Bad Counsel gossip https://www.instagram.com/bad.counsel/?hl=enhttps://www.instagram.com/tim_bad.counsel/?hl=enhttps://www.instagram.com/katy_bad.counsel/?hl=enhttps://www.instagram.com/gregg_bad.counsel/?hl=enhttps://www.instagram.com/jack_bad.counsel/?hl=en

Miss Polly has been running the Crossing House by herself for almost a decade, but that wasn't always the case. Come sit down and listen to Wyatt play, and meet her family! ----------------------Website:http://timetodierpg.com/ Support us by making a pledge on Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/TimeToDieRPGOr you can donate money through Ko-Fihttps://ko-fi.com/timetodierpgCheck out our merch at SoNerdWear.com! (Use the promo code TimeToDie at checkout for 10% off your entire purchase.)https://sonerdwear.com/timetodieWant to hang out and even play D&D with us? Join our Discord server!https://discord.gg/j9EaDRVYou can also follow us on Twitter:https://twitter.com/TimeToDieRPGInstagram:https://www.instagram.com/timetodierpg/And YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVaj0OGnO8neV_9ErNYuVGw 

We welcome the incredible David Weiss from the Flat Earth Podcast and he tells us that he walked away from a very successful company at the beginning of 2020, right before Covid to spread the truth and to help get our freedoms back. God gave him a message and he walked away from what he worked for his entire life and making more money that he could have ever dreamed of to be ridiculed about his beliefs about the Earth being flat. He says that you don't just wake up one morning and believe the Earth is flat, but that we are so programmed to not seeing that most people just cannot see it. He says the worst thing you can do is to google Flat Earth because the controllers of the world will lead you to the Flat Earth Society, which is controlled and a bunch of garbage. If we are not a pancake floating in space then what are we? He says we are more like a pond. The edge of our world pond is Antarctica. Flat Earth Dave used to have a podcast called "Deep Inside The Rabbit Hole", which was a conspiracy podcast looking at all sorts of conspiracies and people were sending him flat earth stuff all the time and he was forced to really look at it, after banning them on his social media for being so stupid to believe that. Cruz asks David what proof he has to support his belief that the Earth is flat. While David is proofing his points, Cruz then questions David on the Netflix Show "Behind The Curve" which he says is deception created by people that were not fair and edited the film and they are in the process of suing them right now. He explains why...... don't miss this - it is unbelievable. When the YouTube video comes out you can actually see all the proof that David brings. "What is the point of telling people the earth is round if it is not?" Marcella asks.....Cruz says there are still a lot of unanswered questions. David says that actually in the end the shape of the earth doesn't matter, but the lie matters. He says that our history is very different from what we have been taught. He says that the non stop dividing, dividing, dividing on all levels that is being done to us is so that the leaders do not lose authority over us. He says, that if we all would no longer listen to the dumb governments they couldn't do anything about it. He says the only power they have over us is in our HEADS. They are trying to control our minds and want us to live in FEAR. Miss Polly asks if all the space pictures she grew up with are a lie. Immediately David and Cruz vehemently agree that NASA is a lie. We are told that nobody is allowed to visit Antarctica or do any kind of exploring there or you will be intercepted by war planes and ships. This is all part of the Antarctic Treaty. We learn all about how fake the original moon landing was and David says that NASA literally lies about everything. He shows all the proof that NASA is faking all of it. It is mind boggling that with the technology we have today we have not been able to go back to the moon. Definitely makes you think. David says that all countries are in this together and the division of countries is fake. He tells us that in the 1920's everyone was taught that the Earth was flat. He interviewed a woman that was taught in a Connecticut public Elementary School that the Earth was flat. He says to go find people that are over 100 years old that still have their wits about them and they will prove this. He then teaches us about the founder of NASA, what his grave stone says and NASA's connection with helium companies that prove that rockets are just balloons and how unbelievable the deception truly is. We discuss the Challenger catastrophe and how the explosion was all edited and intended to traumatize children. Stay tuned to Part 2 that will certainly blow your mind even more as David describes the unbelievable connection to the Challenger astronauts and their twin siblings. Gabrielle asks David if he has people after him that try to shut him and his message down. https://www.instagram.com/theflatearthpodcast/?hl=enhttps://www.facebook.com/TheFlatEarthPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSxKBShys3kLEZJqJPS0WAghttps://twitter.com/thefepodcast

Every once in a while we like to release a Segment Episode to make sure our listeners don't forget about the fun segments we add to most shows at the end. Party With Miss Polly:In this episode of Sex Myth Busters Miss Polly teaches us all about "It's Not an Orgasm If It's Not Vaginal!!!!!! ..... But Is It???"Miss Polly teaches us that you are not broken as a woman if you don't have one. Question Of The Day:Is It okay to get lunch or dinner with a member of the opposite sex while in a committed relationship? We have very different opinions on this subject. What do you guys think???? Let us know your opinions

Our very first official episode with our new Co Host Cruz, a local Dallas celebrity and celebrity hair stylist who owns his own salon The Society in the Dallas Design District.The show was so natural and Cruz didn't miss a beat. He makes an amazing co host and we are super excited about our future together. We learn all about Cruz's new salon The Society and how far it has come since they opened during Covid in 2020. Everything that is beauty industry based is represented in the salon. You can spend your entire day there and get pampered. Then we talk about our plans to take the podcast to the next level. Miss Polly tells us about strangers recognizing her and she felt famous and was so excited. Cruz is super excited to be a part of the show because it is a Joe Rogan type show and he can't wait to dive in and get down deep with the guests. Marcella then tells us that she wants to do a Muckbang show LOL and that she would like to invite a guest that is a pimple popper. We all freak out. Cruz tells us about easily fainting and that conversation takes an interesting turn.We discuss some of the variety of guests we have had on the show and how long our waiting list is, which is so exciting for us. Cruz says that when he came on the show as a guest to share his deepest feelings about his grief and the story about his wife Laura who tragically passed away, it was like a huge weight was lifted from his shoulders. He also feels that sharing your story is helping others that are going through the same thing. We are super excited to obtain press passes for all kinds of events and bringing lots of exciting interviews to our listeners very soon. Stay tuned. Party with Miss Polly:"Is it normal to pass gas during an orgasm? Question of the Day:Have you ever skinny dipped with a group?

Missy starts the show by telling us how the stars aligned when her and Nichola finally met in person after following each other on Instagram for years. They hit it off immediately and after Nichola went on Missy's "The Dirty Minds" Podcast, it was such a great show that they decided to create the "Don't Call Us Pretty Podcast". They are both serial female entrepreneurs, Boss Babes and their goal is to help any upcoming entrepreneurs with lots of guidance to help them be successful. Nichola says the power of marketing is so huge and you have to brand correctly to grab people's attention.They talk about how the name of the show came about and how much crap they had to deal with at first. We ask their dreams and hopes for their podcast. We find out that when Too Posh Podcast started there were over 600.000 podcasts and now there are over 2,000.000 podcasts. Missy says she wants to go to the AVN Awards in Vegas and of course everyone wants to go join. Miss Polly and Missy talk about their vibrator mishap at the airport. Penis and Pussy Talk with Miss Polly:Frequently asked questions about sexual health. We learn about an incident about a broken penis and everyone is hysterically laughing. Do not miss this banter - it is soooo beyond hilarious.Question of the day: First look in private before ceremony or first look when walking down the aisle.

Nichola Ivy is one of a kind for many reasons. She is beautiful and full of energy and her and her family are the Greek counterparts to our Co Hosts with her family also having Mafia connections. Her Dad is a Greek Mafia Playboy that courted her German Mom back in the day in Chicago and swept her off her feet. Nichola is a gifted singer that was destined to be famous and never got in trouble in her younger years. She grew up as an only child dancing competitively at Dana's Studio in Southlake, Tx. When she was in 2nd grade she was already En Pointe. At 7 years old she entered the talent contest in the city of Southlake, TX as a singer and was the star of the show instantly. She performed "Together Again" by Janet Jackson which has a very special meaning to her about her grandmother. She knew at that moment that she was born to be a singer. She sang with a group called God's Country Kids and did a lot of community service when she then got hired by Disney and signed a contract with them, performing at tons of events. Nichola always liked the finer things in life and her parents told her that she would have to figure out how to buy all those designer things. She tells us that the show Hannah Montana was written about her and that she was supposed to be the lead in that show, but because she didn't have a contract Billy Ray Cyrus came in and paid for Miley Cyrus to get the part. It is still upsetting to Nichola to have missed out on that million dollar opportunity and she tells everyone to always make sure you have your contracts in order. Nichola's singing career got her to a point where she got paid $ 5000 just to perform one song at age 13 and was able to pay all her bills and even paid for a car in cash. She was called to perform at the White House for President George W Bush and was featured in Tokyo for a very long time and the face and influencer of a girl guitar company. She was singing all over the nation. She loved her life and relives it in her dreams all the time. Nichola shares her story about being born without her right hand which is due to her grandmother taking the drug DES that was used to conceive children back in the day. The after effects of this drug were that theoffspring of those children suffer many birth defects. Nichola's Mom participated in a class action lawsuit against the manufacturers of that drug. Nichola was raised to never know the difference and she doesn't see herself different from anyone else. She was lucky that she was never bullied, just the opposite - everyone loves her and everyone thought that she was going to be a huge celebrity. How she handles this is incredibly inspirational. She didn't know what real life was like and had a bit of a culture shock when she took a real job at age 16. At age 17 Nichola tried out for American Idol and Nigel Lythgow crushed her dream and it completely defeated her - so much so that she put down the microphone and has never sang again. For the first time in her life she found rejection in her hand. It is her deepest regret and it crushed her parents. Nichola vows to never fail at anything ever again. Missy and her new podcast "Don't Call Us Pretty" feels like a replacement for her singing career and she absolutely loves being in the studio. She has also started a new apartment locater company called "Money Move Locating" where she is an operating partner. The company was started in January 2020 right before Covid 19 hit, but they are thriving and have 12 agents. Then we have an absolute hilarious time talking about dating and we were secretly trying to set Nichola up with Marcella's brother Gino who is single. Party with Miss Polly: 7 reasons to visit a sex therapist as a single personQuestion of the DayIf you came with a warning label what would it say?

Miss Polly, our modern day Dr. Ruth, who is our licensed sexual health therapist is the star of the show today. We recorded 4 segments in a row, they are usually at the end of most episodes, but we wanted to highlight her and all the information she gives us. We learn so much information from her and she helps so many people with disorders. She is definitely the highlight of our shows.Before Miss Polly starts with her segment Spyder informs us that he heard of a lot of people suffering from 'Blue Balls" during the Texas Snowmageddon event a few weeks ago. Smile.Then we learn about several sexual disorders. 1. "Persistent Genital Arousal in Women"Miss Polly tells us how miserable and paralyzing this disorder is for women and Spyder tells us that he knows of someone that tragically committed suicide because of it. 2. "Sexsomnia"This is a very new sexual disorder and is a person that performs sexual acts while being completely asleep. 3. "Retrograde Ejaculation Disorder" Spyder tells us immediately that guys call this disorder "Blowing dust" Joy4. "Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome" Has Sex ever made you sick?

We talk about urban foraging and how that relates to focusing on small details and slowly gaining confidence in plant identification. We also explore how murder mysteries have influenced our herbalism education, the fear and allure of poison plant gardens, and the ever-relevant question of how to survive a zombie apocalypse. Lastly, Kateri talks about how she harvests and creates her conifer herbal oil.Mentioned in episode:Miss Polly, a Portland herbalistLeafsnap appPacific Northwest Medicinal Plants: Identify, Harvest, and Use 120 Wild Herbs for Health and Wellness by Scott KloosCarolee, a California artistRosemary & Thyme, BBC murder mystery and gardening showRebecca Altman's conifer infused oil recipeIntro & outro music: "Veracruz" by Quincas Moreira

Ivy Paige and Miss Polly Rae share trade secrets from the world of international cabaret and burlesque. Miss Polly is best known for her critically acclaimed West End spectacular, ‘The Hurly Burly Show', the biggest burlesque show London has ever seen. In this episode the two stars exchange stories about glitter, glory and getting a wiggle on for wellness. They even coax Funny Women founder Lynne Parker out of the gin cabinet for a shimmy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was our very first live show on YouTube and Twitch and we were quite nervous about it. This was actually a show that Miss Polly prepared and asked to do because of the importance of sexual health knowledge for everyone. Miss Polly is our licensed sexual health therapy expert and she dfedicated this show to our Co Host Bernie.She teaches us that male and female libidos are 2 very different things. Lubrication can make all the difference when it comes to good sex. There are some fun, fiery conversations between Miss Polly and Bernie. They are so funny.All Bernie's Ex girlfriends are being called upon to set the record straight about Bernie being the sex Adonis he claims to be. We need to know. Miss Polly explains in detail all the problems that can arise when there is poor lubrication. Bernie believes that healthy, great sex comes down to an ENTIRE EXPERIENCE and he gives us details about all that. He is most definitely the expert when it comes to sex and that he is not against Lube but doesn't need it. We read about all the different foods we can eat to help with libido and arousal. We discuss how certain medications can affect your sex drive and discuss Blue Balls and Blue Vagina. Miss Polly tells us that sex after cancer is not the same as before and how people struggle with lubrication after chemo and radiation. Bernie asks a very important question if you are in a relationship with someone that does not have any sex drive at all. Miss Polly advises for people to seek medical attention if there are severe issues with your sex drive, because there can be easy fixes and that spouses and partners need to be supportive and work together and not go out and cheat. We talk about rejection and cheating. We all agree to take the love language test. Question of the day:Would you be upset if your ex that you are still in communication with would go on a Reality TV Show? Party With Miss Polly:BDSM World- How to properly choke your partner without crushing their wind pipe Have a blessed day,

We are super excited that we get to have our Miss Polly, our modern day Dr. Ruth with us the entire show. We talk about how crazy addicting Tik Tok is and Spyder informs us that his guilty pleasure has been watching prison Tik Toks. Then we continue the Pre Marriage Checklist discussion and this time we talk about how important it is to discuss each others medical information. 1. DOES ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY SUFFER FROM ALCOHOLISM? Gabrielle says that both her Dad and Grandfather were severe alcoholics. Bernie asks her how she has handled that and has she been affected herself in any way?She tells him that because of the trauma of the experiences she is hyper sensitive towards it. Then Bernie and Marcella talk about their Dallas Party Life style and how far away from that they are today. Gabrielle talks about the struggles of having an alcoholic Dad and how she would never leave her children with him, because he could not be trusted. This is a super important discussion to have before getting married. Miss Polly tells us about her alcoholic Step Dad and the struggles that brings to their family. 2. WHAT IS YOUR MEDICAL FAMILY HISTORY? Bernie tells us about one of his girlfriends that was adamant that he get a cancer insurance policy just in case for the "WHAT IF" scenario. 3. WOULD YOU BE OPPOSED TO MENTAL HEALTH TREATMENT? We talk about how important it is to ask your future spouse how they feel about if their children are ADD, ADHD and not straight A students and what their approach would be. Even though we all agree that there are some situations where medicating your children might be necessary we all agree that there are many other ways to handle this.Bernie in particular is a huge believer in nutrition and that is of huge importance to control some of those issues and make sure that medication is not needed. Gabrielle talks about that she preferred her hyper children with a personality and not have them medicated with a quick fix pill. 4. IF ONE OF YOU HAD TO CHANGE THEIR DIET FOR HEALTH REASONS WOULD YOU CHANGE YOURS TOO? Bernie is very, very passionate about this one and he wants to create a Too Posh Health Eating Plan that not only makes your everyday life better but also will improve your sex life. Stay tuned.5. ARE YOU WILLING TO EXCERCISE WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER TO IMPROVE THEIR HEALTH? Marcella and Bernie are very passionate about this subject. We congratulate Miss Polly on losing 70 pounds so far. 6. ANGER MANAGEMENTWe talk about people you would never think of going to therapy when they are about to lose their marriage because of their anger issues. QUESTION OF THE DAY: Is baby talk between SO's normal or weird? We have some strong, funny opinions on this subject. Marcella goes on a mini rant, and Bernie doesn't understand why she feels that way. Gabrielle then talks about how much she despises it when couples share their sex life - nobody needs to know or cares about when you had sex and how it was and how often. PARTY WITH MISS POLLYHow does a person learn to deep throat? Miss Polly gives, step by step detailed lessons.Since Bernie gets worried about numbing sprays minimizing his experience, Miss Polly is getting very upset with him as usual. It is so entertaining.

Today's episode highlights our 2 segments that are part of all our shows. They are always at the end and we want to make sure our listeners do not miss those because not only are theysuper informative, but they are also usually the most fun parts of the show with the co hosts bantering back and forth. We start the show with the "PARTY WITH MISS POLLY" segmentMiss Polly asks the question "What is the most important things when having sex that make you feel comfortable?"Miss Polly has been a sexual poet of late and she is a big believer in lubrication and she educates everyone but in particular she educates Bernie. She says "A WOMAN'S AROUSAL WILL WAX AND WANE, BUT THE LUBE WILL STAY THE SAME" Stuck out tongue winking eyeAs usual Bernie and Miss Polly get into a bit of an argument but it is all in good fun. Miss Polly tells us what the best brands of lubricants are and why. "QUESTION OF THE DAY" segmentDo you prefer if your partner loves you more or if you love them more? There is a heated back and forth between the co hosts - super entertaining as usual.

We start the show with some fun banter and are recapping some of Episode 217 with the amazing Dr Curtis Crane and we are thanking our listeners and followers and are so grateful for each and every person that listens to our show. Then we start the part 5 of our Pre Marriage Check List Show all about entertainment, and you wouldn't think that this is important to discuss before marriage but it is super important. 1. Do you enjoy traveling?Some people love to travel and explore and participate in non stop excursions, while others like to do nothing at all. We talk about our trip to Barcelo Palace, Riviera Maya Mexico. This topic also brings up the fear of flying. 2. How often would you like to travel?3. How important is it to spend alone time for you?4. How do you feel about going on trips with the girls/guys for a few weeks?We have very strong opinions on this one5. How important is spending time with friends for you?6. What would be the perfect weekday evening for you?7. What would we do if we both have a break from work but have different ideas how to spend that time?PARTY WITH MISS POLLY SEGMENT:Miss Polly shares her ordeal with Covid 19 and how she was sick for weeks and lost several school class mates during that time. Then we learn so much during this sexual health education segment and we especially find out that you are not supposed to "STICK YOUR P IN THE V WITHOUT STIMULATING THE C"This discussion also prompts Bernie to tell the ladies to clean their vaginas. Miss Polly suggests Lume deodorant for all the places on the female body as well as the male body. QUESTION OF THE DAY SEGMENT:Would you mind if your significant other is a gamer?

After Larry Iorizzo got arrested in Panama, turned in by his friend President Manuel Noriega there was a lot of chaos with Peter Raneri and his partners and friends in Austria. Gabrielle only spoke very little English and was confused on what was happening but accepted a ticket to come to New York City to visit Peter.When she landed in JFK International Airport she felt sick to her stomach and all she wanted to do was turn around and go back home. She questioned her own sanity.While driving over the Queensboro bridge Frank Sinatra "New York, New York" came on the radio and suddenly Gabrielle felt at ease and thought this was a super cool experience and adventure. When arriving at Peter Raneri's sisters house they were discussing that his sister Angela lived only a few streets from John Gotti's former house where his middle son was killed by accident by one of the neighbors. The neighbor got abducted and went missing and there are all kinds of different scenarios of what could have happened to him. From his limbs being severed while alive to him being buried alive in acid. He was declared dead but has never been found. Peter used his sisters attic as his bank account and went upstairs to grab some money. Gabrielle was super confused, she had never experienced anything like this before. Then she tells about going to Larry Iorizzo's house because Peter needed to have very serious conversations with Larry's wife Rosemary about what to do since Larry's arrest. .........................TO BE CONTINUEDParty with Miss Polly at around 24:06What is butthole sunning? Why do people do it? Is it good for you?Don't miss this segment - it is hilarious Question of the Day:Would you be ok with your significant other to be an OBGYN or plastic surgeon?

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We are so proud to welcome the amazing Gail Hourani Bashara, author of the bestselling book Plastic Surgery Confessions.She brought us a pink drink called "Orgy" combined with a syringe shot, that can be used to drink a shot or get botox injections ;) for her clever marketing material to advertise her book. She is doing book signings around the metroplex where you can pick up this fun promo piece as well. We learn about Gail's upbringing in a Christian Lebanese family where she was the miracle child. Her parents who hated each other created a toxic living environment that took a toll on her. She got out of Oklahoma as soon as she could at age 18 and moved to Dallas, TX.She says that there are many similarities to herself and her life to the main character named Gabrielle in the book, but some things are made up. She was inspired to write the book because plastic surgeons are like rock stars that know all their patients secrets so she wanted to expose some of their secrets. Gail believes that after age 33 we are all in this together and gravity is our ultimate enemy and it is non stop maintenance with aging. She has been married over 30 years but thinks she is a bad wife to her absentminded professor husband and admits that they have considered divorce many times but always make it work in the end. Gail tells us that the book was written from pain. The discussion about the book starts lots of conversation with the panel about knee lifts, Botox, leg lengthening procedures, boob jobs, nose jobs, ear pinning surgeries, pit pudge etc. Party with Miss Polly segment: Do you ever find that you are just casually hold your boob?Question of the Day segment:Is it okay to respond to a text from an ex when you have a current partner? The text was just a general How are you?

We welcome singer and actress, mother of 3, Miss Tonja Hartman who is an extra ordinary leader who has a passion for raising up people to make a difference in the entertainment industry to train up people to know God's word. Primarily teens and young adults because there is so much confusion out there on their direction in life. She tells us her life story and bravely talks about that she was sexually abused as a young girl by a male babysitter and by a family member and date raped by someone when she was a Senior in high school. She talks about how abusers make you think and feel that you are terrible and that you caused it and they make you believe the lie. We learn about her very specific encounter that changed her and she realized she had to live in God's word. Tonja talks about the sexual advances in the professional world and that she lost a job because she wouldn't buy into the advances from a boss. Tonja teaches us what the aftermath looks life after such devastating experiences. We are especially intrigued by Tonja's lesson about what God says about generational curses.She teaches us how she tries to not hold on too tight to her beautiful teenage daughter Ari and that we should not shelter our children too much where we don't allow them to experience pain.Tonja wants the little girl in her, the driven person to soar and shine how God created her to be and she loves the movie "Wonder woman". God has given her the drive to keepgoing even through the toughest times and she wants to make a difference and help others soar. Tonja gives us a great lesson on that the "me too" movement has gone too far and that people have forgotten common sense. We learn about sex trafficking being a huge issue in the entertainment industry. Tonja talks about some of the issues in some churches and how they fall short in helping struggling people particularly women going through a crisis. Tonja's passion is for people outside of the church. She tells us about a shocking story where a pastor supported her 1st husband who had a porn addiction, wasn't responsible as a husband and father and wasted all their money gambling, while she worked 50 to 60 hour weeks. The pastor actually asked her to submit herself to her husband even if that meant watching porn with him. We learn about her divorce, she went through a new church and how she ended up marrying a womanizer who was verbally and emotionally abusive, making her believe she was crazy. Her Mom hired a private investigator and they found a whole sack of porn that they brought to the pastor of this new church who got mad at her for even bringing it up. She had to go through a second divorce. Her and her boys had to go to counseling, they were so scarred from this experience. She says it has been a hell of a road but standing up to what is right and not being silent has been healing. Her family doesn't really want her to tell her story, because we make the victims of abuse believe they shouldn't stand up for it and the people that get protected in the end are the abusers. She is a believer in iron sharpens iron. We learn how she met her 3rd husband who she is in the middle of divorcing at this time. She tells us about losing her precious Mom to brain cancer, moving to California, getting pregnant with her daughter.While in California in less than a year she found out that her husband was having an affair which knocked the wind out of her. She didn't see it coming at all. It is a gripping story you don't want to miss. Tonja is a big believer in telling the truth at all times and that she told her cheating husband he had to admit to their teenage daughter that he was having an affair. Gabrielle and Marcella are 100% on Tonja's side, however Bernie full heartedly disagrees and this starts a fun, passionate discussion between our guest and cast. Don't miss this battle of opinions.https://www.instagram.com/tonjarenetexastola/https://www.facebook.com/tonjahartmanParty with Miss Polly segment: The role of shame about our sexuality Question of the Day segmentYou went on a first date and everything is great except your date licks every single finger. Dealbreaker?

We welcome Michael Bell with Dallas Half Acre Farm where he grows beyond organic produce. Michael is an extremely interesting person and his story has us spellbound and never wanting to buy produce at a regular store again. Not only is he an urban farmer in his free time, but he is a full time PE Teacher as well as a very committed husband and father to 3 young children. He is a huge Gary Vaynerchuk fan and followed Gary V's blueprint from the Smurf message.We start the show with our new segment 60 seconds rapid fire questions. Then Michael tells us that he started farming at age 5 with his grandmother and that gardening had been a passion ever since. He followed Curtis Stone a farmer from Canada that makes over $ 150.000 in 10 months with lettuce and Michael knew he could do the same. Michael teaches us about the 3 levels of produce1. you should never buy stuff at the grocery store that is not organic - it is awful for you.2. he teaches us about the organic label and how it has been watered down in the last 10 years. 3. beyond organic - that is what Michael grows and it is so clean, fresh and pure that his children eat it straight off the plant. His kids eat his tomatoes like candy. He tells us the incredible story how he stumbled upon the land where Dallas Half Acre Farm started and how it cost exactly the amount his grandmother left him in inheritance. It was truly meant to be. We also learn how his wife feels about his farming. He delivers to local grocery stores and his demand is higher than he can even fulfill. A lot of his customers also come from the vegan community. We discuss how the different temperatures can kill lettuce and plants and how especially difficult the Dallas Summers can be. He is going to get chickens in a few months and will then offer eggs as well. Michael full heartedly shares Gary V's belief on college education in 2020.You can keep up with everything Michael has going on on the farm by following his instagram account. https://www.instagram.com/dallashalfacrefarm/Party with Miss Polly segment:A common sexual fantasy is having sex with someone that is not your spouse? Is that a problem? Is that cheating?Do men think about sex every 3 seconds?Question of the Day segment:Is there such a thing as friendly cuddling?

Micro Cheating is like the little sister to emotional cheating. Marcella joins us by phone because she had the flu. So many different behaviors can be suspicious like putting extra effort into your look knowing this special someone will be at the office today.Deleting text messages that seem harmless enough but you wouldn't want your significant other to read them. Bernie gets VERY passionate about this subject. He says that "MICRO FUCKING CHEATING" is just justifying cheating.You should never talk or flirt with someone that you have had sex with in the past. Spyder tells us what he does when he DJ's. Bernie tells us that he is really respectful in his relationships because he has cheated and has been cheated on before and does not ever have to deal with that again. And he wont accept it from anyone. We all agree to always trust your gut. It is always right. Marcella thinks not posting your significant other on social media makes it easier for you to cheat.If your partner has a friend of the opposite sex and they text like crazy as if they are in a romantic comedy. You watch them flirt when you are out and you can see by the response that this is not innocent. You have seen that look before.Detective Gomez says that EVERY SINGLE TiME someone is guilty they make you feel like you are crazy. Major red flags when your significant other makes your closest friends uncomfortable. If their closest friends didn't know you were dating for the longest time. They start slow texting you back but when you are with them they never put their phone down. We all agree that there is no MICRO cheating in this article but full fledged cheating. P and P Talk with Miss Polly:erotic literature - is it common? should you read it? your top 5 suggestions!Miss Polly's favorites The Crossfire series Sylvia DayNIghts in Bliss series by Sophie OakBare belly shifts series by TS JoyceSleeping beauty trilogy anne riceQuestion of the Day:How do we feel about guys that spray tan?

We start the show by introducing Gabrielle’s son and Marcella’s brother Gino Raneri as one of our new co hosts. He is 26 years old, single and a tennis coach at Brookhaven Country Club in Dallas, texas. Then we jump right into our topic about nudism and Marcella informs Gino that his grandmother is a nudist, which prompts Gino’s memory of seeing nude grandma by the pool when he was younger. Gabrielle then shares her nightmare experience when her parents forced her to go to a nudist camp beach vacation in the former Yugoslavia. We cannot believe that there is actually an American Association for Nude Recreation. Somehow the conversation turns to the TV Show Real Sex. We find out that the second Saturday in July has been officially declared as National Skinny Dipping Day. Then we talk about the show Naked and Afraid. We learn all about Nude Festivals with live music, nude games, cruises, 5 K runs, Beer Mile Runs, Beer Pongs, Clubs etc. We talk about Marcella’s experience in a Coop Finnish Sauna in Austria when she was a teenager.We learn that there are no orgies or any sexual activity allowed in nudist environments unless you are in private.We decide to send Bernie on a nudist excursion as part of his journalistic duties. Penis and Pussy Talk with Miss Polly:We ask Miss Polly if she is a Nudist or would become one?We also ask her who would need to see a sex therapist. Question of the day: Would you care if your partner never posted you on Instagram? 

We learn that a Gigolo charges wealthy women $ 500 an hour and can earn $ 15.000 a week. We learn that some 18 year old girls pay a Gigolo to lose their virginity. This confuses Bernie very much. We learn what women really want behind closed doors and why this Gigolo’s clients pay for sex. This Gigolo tells that he received a $ 1000 tip from a husband to have sex with his wife. This discussion leads to our Porn star friend Emily Austin and we tell Bernie that her husband loves to watch her have sex with several guys at once. Somehow the conversation turns to Sugar Babies that are in serious relationships but still see their Sugar Daddies on the side without their boyfriends knowledge. The Gigolo tells us that the most requested service is the 50 Shades of gray experience. If you are getting lame sex at home say something. We encourage people to be honest in their relationships and ask for what they want. We discuss that if there is no sex in the relationship it usually falls apart. Gabrielle reveals that every city has Gigolo hangouts. Then we discuss Gigolos having sex with married couples which leads to a discussion about double penetration.This discussion takes a crazy turn and we are all so uncomfortable that we end up calling Miss Polly so she can explain it all to us and she tells us if that makes a guy gay. Penis and Pussy Talk with Miss Polly Segment: Would you hire a Gigolo? Absolutely hilarious discussionQuestion of the Day: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing? 

We are very passionate about this show as we read the controversial article written by Sharon Grigsby where she suggests that The Dallas Cowboys should retire the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. The article was published in the Dallas Morning News and inspired by local author Karen Blumenthal. Marcella gives a heartfelt speech about the passion of being a dancer and how many young people are inspired to be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. People fly from all over the world to be a part of America's Sweethearts. Marcella tells us about one of her 10 year old students that cannot wait to become a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. When watching the CMT TV Show "Making the Team" you can clearly see how passionate the women are that are trying out. Gabrielle's brother flies all the way from Austria every year to watch the Cowboys game. There were 1200 little girls that attended the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader junior workshop this year. We are all very frustrated by Karen and Sharon's opinions and we are suggesting that both women should put on the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader uniforms and try to do what the Cheerleaders do,before placing such harsh judgement. We also extend an invitation to both ladies to come on our show so we can have a discussion about this subject matter. The Cheerleaders work very, very hard, look incredible,are smart, have jobs, are highly educated, are mothers etc. and we are frustrated that the Sharon's and Karen's of this world are looking to cause problems for no reason.Marcella then talks about the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Director Kelly Finglass who she admires and looks up to and has the utmost respect for. Marcella says that she was not a Dallas Mavericks Dancer for attention but because she lived to perform. Bernie talks about some of his Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader friends who are highly respected and have amazing careers. Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are highly respected and incredible role models that are held in the highest regards. Why would you want to do away with them? IF there were some that are messing up then maybe make the argument but they are not. Marcella then talks about how difficult it is to be a dancer and being told NO NO NO constantly and how hard you have to push. It takes a lot to get up on stage and be judged. Marcella talks about the strict rules that the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders have. She shares with us what happens after you make the team. Then she tells us what happened to her when she had a major wardrobe malfunction and she flashed 30.000 fans during her Dallas Mavericks days. We are offended that Sharon and Karen act like the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are dumb asses and then read one of our Too Posh models Krista Nicole Burrell post about being an educated women that also models bikinis. No matter if she is wearing a swimsuit or a blazer she still is a classy, educated woman and amazing mother. We shouldn't be judged by what we wear but you can definitely judge us by our behavior. We talk more about Kelly Finglass and how you want her respect. Kelly Finglass is set in her southern traditional ways and that uniform has been around for 47 years and she is so particular how their bodies fit and look in it. We absolutely love the article written by Paige Skinner that was published in the Dallas Observer that there absolutely is room for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.Her points are powerful and extremely well written. She talks about how extremely athletic they are etc. We read Kelly Finglass comments The Dallas Cowboys uniform is in the Smithsonian museum. P and P Talk with Miss Polly segment: What are the most common sexual disorders for men?Question of the Day segment: Would you want to go on a honeymoon with another couple?

Miss Polly is at the studio in person and we are so excited. Bernie’s fire chief brother Ralph is also joining in on the fun. This show is a follow up of Gino’s bumble account that the cast created for him. Gino is in shock by the pictures and questions he has received. He thinks Tinder is way better… Read more

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We start the show with Ralph telling us about recently losing one of his colleagues to pancreatic cancer and how there are 7 firefighters that have been diagnosed with cancer after they all fought the same warehouse fire. Ralph says that firefighters are often exposed to hazards that can cause cancer. We are thanking Ralph and all firefighters for putting their life on the line on a daily basis. Ralph says that firefighters really love it when they have the support of their community. His Station is in downtown Ft. Worth and he explains how many stations he is in charge of and we learn that he has had the most calls so far this year. There have been over 850 calls, that is more than double than the next busiest station. Even though Ralph is the Battalion Chief he still goes out on calls.  His fire station still has the poles to slide down, but the older guys don’t use them because sometimes they can get insured. We learn how quickly the station responds to calls. Ralph will not give us an exact number of people he has saved – we think it is because he is so humble, because we know that he has saved many lives throughout his 19 year career. He tells us that an emergency scene looks chaotic but when first responders arrive it becomes a carefully orchestrated symphony. Ralph’s station has a large Hazmat team as well as a high angle rescue team. We hear about the time when they rescued a window washer that was dangling from the side of the building when his scaffolding broke, that also injured someone on the ground. Such a dramatic story- we also have photos of this incident and will post the pictures on our Instagram and Facebook pages. Ralph tells us that he has guys that are highly trained special forces guys that save people from high rises and all kinds of situations. The test that you have to take to become a firefighter is difficult and you can not be afraid of height. The ladder as it extends gets smaller and smaller and every time you take a step it sways. Ralph is not only a Battalion chief but also part of the Texas Task Force. As a Battalion Chief he is a team builder and always trying to optimize the men and women to work in a group that works precise. Sometimes there is drama in the stations and that is exactly why they have ranks to keep everything orderly. Ft. Worth is one of the best departments in the country. Ralph has worked with special forces from all over the world. He then shares his scariest story where he and 2 other firefighters were in severe danger trapped on a roof on a 3 story building. He prepared himself to be burnt, but by a miracle he and the other 2 survived. You must listen to this story and we also have photos from this incident. Ralph then shares a few very important safety tips for everyone. PLEASE LISTEN – THESE CAN SAVE SOMEONES LIFE. Firefighters will check your fire detectors as a courtesy. Penis and Pussy Talk with Miss Polly: How would you describe someone that is sexually literate. Marcella asks Miss Polly a very interesting question about cucumbers. Ralph tells us about some calls he has had to go on where guys with high blood pressure or other health issues took Viagra that didn’t end well. He tells us why he pulled his rank to not have to do something. We then learn about cock rings. Question of the Day: You are on a date, you go to their house after, place is a mess. Turnoff? 

We start the show by introducing Gabrielle’s son and Marcella’s brother Gino Raneri as one of our new co hosts. He is 26 years old, single and a tennis coach at Brookhaven Country Club in Dallas, texas. Then we jump right into our topic about nudism and Marcella informs Gino that his grandmother is a nudist, which prompts Gino’s memory of seeing nude grandma by the pool when he was younger. Gabrielle then shares her nightmare experience when her parents forced her to go to a nudist camp beach vacation in the former Yugoslavia. We cannot believe that there is actually an American Association for Nude Recreation. Somehow the conversation turns to the TV Show Real Sex. We find out that the second Saturday in July has been officially declared as National Skinny Dipping Day. Then we talk about the show Naked and Afraid. We learn all about Nude Festivals with live music, nude games, cruises, 5 K runs, Beer Mile Runs, Beer Pongs, Clubs etc. We talk about Marcella’s experience in a Coop Finnish Sauna in Austria when she was a teenager.We learn that there are no orgies or any sexual activity allowed in nudist environments unless you are in private.We decide to send Bernie on a nudist excursion as part of his journalistic duties. Penis and Pussy Talk with Miss Polly:We ask Miss Polly if she is a Nudist or would become one?We also ask her who would need to see a sex therapist. Question of the day: Would you care if your partner never posted you on Instagram? 

We start the show talking about a guy that gave up showering and bathing for a week and Bernie thinks that is a really stupid experiment. We learn about a scientist that has not showered in over 14 years. Bernie says that nobody thinks that you are sexy if you do not shower or brush your teeth. Gabrielle talks about her recent trip to Los Angeles where she was told by an Uber driver that an Indian passenger told him that in the Indian culture it is a fact that if they do not shower or use deodorant and the more the man starts to smell the more attractive it is to a woman. Marcella freaks out if anyone smells bad and remembers being told as a child that she shouldn’t ever be the smelly kid in the room. Then Marcella tells us all about her teenage dance students and how she teaches them about personal hygiene. Then she talks about the misery of early flights that she has to take when out of town judging for dance competitions and when she has to fly with people that do not shower or brush their teeth. We discuss 3 dating deal breakers: Bad BreathBad KissingBad StyleThen we talk about how often people shower in other countries. We learn that Americans are average when it comes to hygiene. We discuss how we feel about living in messy houses. 6 foreign hygiene normal’s that Americans find disgusting. We learn about Squat toilets and no toilet paper in other countries. Then we discuss the devastating ways women have to deal with menstruation in other countries. This leads to the discussion about feminist women in the USA that believe in free bleeding. Penis and Pussy Talk with Miss Polly segment: How to broach the subject of personal hygiene with my partner if they are smellyQuestion of the Day Segment: Would you ever try space tourism if you could afford it? 

We learn that a Gigolo charges wealthy women $ 500 an hour and can earn $ 15.000 a week. We learn that some 18 year old girls pay a Gigolo to lose their virginity. This confuses Bernie very much. We learn what women really want behind closed doors and why this Gigolo’s clients pay for sex. This Gigolo tells that he received a $ 1000 tip from a husband to have sex with his wife. This discussion leads to our Porn star friend Emily Austin and we tell Bernie that her husband loves to watch her have sex with several guys at once. Somehow the conversation turns to Sugar Babies that are in serious relationships but still see their Sugar Daddies on the side without their boyfriends knowledge. The Gigolo tells us that the most requested service is the 50 Shades of gray experience. If you are getting lame sex at home say something. We encourage people to be honest in their relationships and ask for what they want. We discuss that if there is no sex in the relationship it usually falls apart. Gabrielle reveals that every city has Gigolo hangouts. Then we discuss Gigolos having sex with married couples which leads to a discussion about double penetration.This discussion takes a crazy turn and we are all so uncomfortable that we end up calling Miss Polly so she can explain it all to us and she tells us if that makes a guy gay. Penis and Pussy Talk with Miss Polly Segment: Would you hire a Gigolo? Absolutely hilarious discussionQuestion of the Day: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing? 

Marcella and Gabrielle talk about the times they have been in situations where parents will talk about their children so much that it becomes annoying. Especially the ones, where we have never met said children. Marcella thinks the bullet points are great, but spare the details. The bragging about children should be limited to family and close friends. Non Stop bragging in a large group of people where everyone has children is rude, especially those Moms that always interrupt. Marcella suggests for Moms to watch Bad Mom’s Christmas, the movie. It is especially terrible when Moms go on and on about their child and never ask about yours. We then talk about the fact that parents do all the school projects for their kids, because they are in competition with everyone. Marcella encourages Moms to get a hobby. Parents love to brag about that their child received a letter from The Duke Star Education Summer program and don’t realize that every child gets that letter. It is a business.Marcella, who teaches lots and lots of kids warns parents that their children confide in her always how stressed they are. Then we discuss the 11 most annoying parents on social media. 1. The Over The Top Picture Poster2. Your actual parents3. The Misinformer4. The Humblebragger5. The One Upper6. The Know It All7. Too Cool For Parenting8. The Complainer9. The Crafty Parent10. TMI11. Flawless Facebook Families Parents be humble about your children. Mom’s lose their identity along the way and start using their children and living their dreams through them. Penis and Pussy Segment with Miss Polly: We get Miss Polly’s opinion about today’s topic Question Of The Day Segment: How do you feel about Clowns? 

Kyrie Barnes Part 2 of her life story that is so traumatic it will make your heart ache.She is wanting to help others with her honesty and hopes her story will be an inspiration to others. We jump right into the time right after her divorce and her Mom’s  tragic death at 44 years old. It was only Kyrie and her children and her brother who at 26 years old was her rock at the time. She tells us that there was a criminal investigation into her Mom’s boyfriend after her death for neglect. 3 months after her Mom’s death, her grandmother who has always been such a huge help to Kyrie suffered a stroke and could no longer help with the kids. At the same time her ex husband went to rehab for drugs and alcohol. Shortly after that her brother got really, really sick with a mass on his brain that needed surgery. 2 days after the surgery his brain started to swell and his body was starting to comatose. They had to rush to the hospital to make a really tough decision. Listen to how bad this story gets. She had PTSD from the death of her Mom and was now facing the toughest decision of her lifeto try to save her brother. During all the traumatic time with her brothers illness her beloved grandfather passed away. The situation with her brother continues to get worse. Kyrie felt helpless and became depressed and emotionally unstable and broke off with her wonderful boyfriend of 2 years. After that she was not thinking clearly and was trying to co parent with her ex husband and a night of a bit too much alcohol led from one thing to another and she ended up getting pregnant with her 3rd child. They tried to get back together but that ended quickly. She moved to Texas to be close to her aunt and uncle and started a long distance relationship with a wonderful guy and fell in love and got married and had her 4th baby, Kyrie then tells us the most shocking situation of all. Her 2 older children have been sexually molested by their own father since the ages of 3 and 4 years old. This has resulted in CPS interviews, Children’s advocate interviews, Forensic interviews with the police involved. Kyrie had to go to the court house to file for an immediate danger protective order to try to protect her children. The order was immediately granted. She is doing everything in her power to protect and help her children. The children are going through intense anger issues, body image issues etc. The last 6 years of her life have been hell, but her husband and children are her life and they keep her going through all of it. Gabrielle encourage Kyrie to make the best life with her husband and her children after going through so much heartache, trauma and pain. Kyrie then says how hard it is when people judge and are so mean  and do not know all she has been through. We call Miss Polly who is a survivor of sexual abuse by her father and ask her input and advice. We end the show with the Question of the Day.

Kyrie Barnes has a story that is incredible of overcoming hardship and coming out stronger. She is such a fighter and we are having 2 parts to her story because it is unreal how much one person can endure. Kyrie grew up in a dysfunctional home with a lot of fighting and alcohol abuse. Her parents got divorced when she was 9 years old and her and her younger brother spent a lot of time with their grand parents not seeing their parents for long periods of time. She moved a lot and was always the new kid in school and often found herself bullied and not fitting in. As a teen she got into an abusive relationship that was both verbal and emotional. She got engaged and married quickly and once she got pregnant her husband was disappointed and acted out in abusive and threatening ways. After enduring an emergency C section of her first baby, when he was 9 months old  she became pregnant again with baby number 2. Her husband started smoking pot a lot and they quickly lost the beautiful new home they had moved into. Her husband was like a Mr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Her Mom was a big help during that time and she loved her grand babies very much. After 5 years of marriage and living in an unstable, unhealthy and abusive environment Kyrie packed up her 2 children and moved in with her grand parents. She also found out that her husband had cheated on her several times. She then experienced a beautiful time in her life with peace after all the chaos in her marriage, but it was short lived. She was hired by MAC and became a Make Up Artist for them and loved her job.Her Mom moved in to help with the children while she was at work. An always constant however was her ex husband who always brought his chaos around, talking bad about her and threatening to kill himself constantly. Then everything came crashing down when Kyrie realized after 7 months of living with her Mom that her Mom was addicted to Crystal Meth. She then tells the heartbreaking, devastating story of her Mom suffering 2 strokes and tragically passing away from drug abuse. She tells us of being there when her Mom took her last breath. 3 days after her Mom’s death, she found out she had to move and the next day her beloved dog of 8 years had to be put down, because he got sick. Her ex husband was no help, except still being abusive.Her brother was her rock during this difficult time. We take a break in Kyrie’s story to ask the question of the day and then have our Penis and Pussy Talk with Miss Polly which addresses if sexual abuse in marriage is a real thing. We encourage everyone to listen to Kyrie’s part 2 of her story because if you think it can’t get any worse think again. Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/beautybykyrie

We are so excited to have Leighton Fields as our permanent new Co Host and we talk about how that came all about. We love the idea of having a male’s perspective on the show for all our listeners. His charming personality and quick wit is the perfect addition. We start the show with Leighton’s take on how he felt when we were approached with the billion dollar idea of co hosting and being the faces of a new webcam site that turned out to be a billion dollar bust. Listen to episodes 58 and 59 to get to know Leighton better and enjoy some of his live music. Also watch those episodes on YouTube. In today’s episode Leighton opens up about some dark times of drug and alcohol abuse that he had to overcome. He tells us about being in Lubbock, TX and falling in the traps of this party town. He was deep in habitual cocaine use that left him homeless. He struggled with spiritual warfare and sleep paralysis. He detoxed and overcame his drug addiction because he was interested in a beautiful Christian woman and wanted to pursue her. He has not touched an illegal substance since 2013. He wrote a song about that dark time called “Momma and the Devil”.We talk about how Fellowship Church www.fellowshipchurch.com changed all of our lives. We find out that Leighton is also a stand up comic but he refuses to perform for us on the spot, because he says it is one of the hardest things to do. We discuss how lots of people do not understand or know show etiquette and don’t give performers enough applause while they are on stage. Leighton is on the hunt for a future wife and knows that he will not find his perfect woman in a bar. P+P Segment with Miss Polly: We ask Miss Polly her opinion if you should send nude pictures to someone you are dating. Leighton tells everyone to not send him naked pictures because he is trying really hard to get his life right with the Lord. Question of the Day Segment: What is your favorite sports team. Everyone please support Leighton and request his new song “MOMMA AND THE DEVIL” on the Ranch Radio station, 95.9 and 106.9.You get to hear Leighton perform his song live in the studio. Leighton is going to film a music video and also record a full length record and release 20 songs in 2019. Leighton Fields writes all his own music. 

A very warm and heartfelt welcome to our new permanent Co Host Leighton Fields. He has committed to being with us on every show and we could not be more excited. We start the show with the whole #FreeBritneySpears drama, about her being held against her will in a mental institution. Leighton tells us about the time he and his brother went to a haunted, abandoned mental institution in Big Springs, Texas.We then continue with part 2 of complicated relationships The one where you’re “just friends” but will probably get married.Leighton loves the idea of being friends first and falling in love later.The one where you’re just keeping him around for the attention.Leighton refuses to be friend zoned.  The one where you’re technically broken up but not really at all, considering you still hook up all the time. The one where he’s perfect in every way, but you still just don’t feel it.Leighton tells us that it is way better to be Steady Eddie than Sexy Steve. The one where he texts you all the time, then says you’re the clingy one. The one where you’re in love with his best friend so you settle for him.The one where you know you’re settling so you silently resent him. Marcella tells everyone to never ever never settle. The one where you both like each other and are too afraid to say anything until it just fizzles. Leighton says that a man wants the chase.  The one where everything is good but the sex. The one where nothing is good but the sex. The one where you text three times for every one text he sends but you’re hoping the next text he sends will change everything. The one where you have great texting chemistry but literally no chemistry whatsoever in real life.Leighton refuses to be stuck in an uncomfortable conversation. The one where your chemistry is through the roof when you’re together, but you only hear from him every couple of weeks.Marcella says that if a guy wants to be with you nothing can stop them. The one where you’re on a “break” with unclear terms.The one where you’re good friends who talk about everything except for the fact that you hook up sometimes.The one you’re secretly seeing each other because literally all of your friends hate him so much.Penis and Pussy Talk with Miss Polly Segment: We get Miss Polly’s take on The one where everything is good but the sex. The one where nothing is good but the sex. Gabrielle ends the subject of the complicated relationships by telling everyone that Your relationships will continue to be complicated if you have to make excuses why you are not treated right. Question of the Day Segment: What is the meanest thing you have done to get back at someone that has done you wrong. 

Leighton joins us as we start the show to discuss how women behave in 2019 and how forward they are with their sexual advances. We also talk about how some women demand to be choked and hit during sex.Leighton says that how he was raised he would never dream of hitting a woman, but his parents did not prepare him for today’s world where women want this type of behavior. Being single in 2019 is a challenge. We then talk about different types of complicated relationships. 1. The one where you leave a toothbrush at his place. Leighton has very strong feelings about that one and Gabrielle asks why you would stay at his house if you are not exclusive.  2. The one where you don’t love each other anymore, but you are trying to pretend like you still do. Marcella has very strong feelings about moving in together if not married and that it makes it way easier to break up.3. The one where you have been booty calling each other for an awkwardly long time for it to still just be nothing more than a booty call. Gabrielle is asking how that works and Leighton makes it clear that you cannot find a wife that way and that it will leave you very lonely. 4. The one where you don’t hook up anymore, but you still talk frequently for people who hooked up three times four summers ago. Isn’t everyone friends with everyone they hooked up with?5. The one where you are pretending like you don’t care that you are not exclusive because you don’t want to lose him.Leighton would absolutely give the right woman the whole world.  6. The one where you are exclusive but not dating. Leighton shares his recent experience that was great but ended to not waste anyone’s time. 7. The one where you love each other but circumstantially it just isn’t going to work so you won’t be in a relationship but constantly talk to each other and refuse to date other people. Marcella tells us that she could never do a long distance relationship. Penis and Pussy Talk with Miss Polly Segment: We get Miss Polly’s take on why people stay in complicated relationships and Miss Polly and Leighton flirt

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We are thrilled to welcome Leighton Fields as our new co host. With his refreshing sense of humor and handsome good looks he brings a whole new dimension to our Too Posh Podcast as well as a male perspective, which is fun and very entertaining. We discuss if pilots and flight attendants hook up at 30.000 feet. We ask if anyone in the room is in the Mile High Club. Then we come to the conclusion if you have a Cheater mentality you should definitely become a pilot or flight attendant. We call Julie Mack who has been a flight attendant for a major airline for over 25 years and she tells us that she found love in the air. She also tells us about lots of scandals that happen in the airline industry. She has caught many people having sex on the plane. Miss Polly Segment: We get to hear Miss Polly’s thoughts about this subjects and she tells us that some pilots and flight attendants actually have entire different families in different cities. Question of the Day Segment:  What is the most favorite place you have ever traveled to, and where do you want to go next. This prompts Marcella to talk about her super human powers when encountering bugs. 

Sivan and Jen, our Superstar registered medical cosmetic nurses are back and Miss Polly from Penis and Pussy Talk with Miss Polly is our special guest. Sivan’s clients are some of the Dallas Housewives from the Bravo Hit Series. Everyone’s beautiful faces are walking billboards of Sivan’s work. Gabrielle says that the big lips are more a USA trend and not so much a Europe Trend but the girls disagree and are saying it is starting to take over there as well. We discuss the bad techniques of some injectors and how they can create the Marge Simpson look with lip injections and you definitely do not want that. Sivan talks about some clients unrealistic expectations and demands. We learn that it takes 10 syringes to fill up one little ketchup packet. Sivan and Jen tell us that you do not have to be only in your 20′ to have full lips but you should have beautiful full lips in your 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and even older. Sivan wishes that all the beautiful makeovers she creates would share the truth so that they could help someone that might not know that this help is available for them. Sivan tells us about her Mom telling her that a woman dies twice in her life. Listen to how poignant this is. It is never too late for injections but starting young is best. We discuss personal grooming for women. Then we have the Troll Patrol discussion about how they deal with their haters. Sivan informs us about the insanity of the new trend that people buy their fillers online and have a nurse friend inject them for free, only with horrendous results. You must hear this story. People advertise lip injections that are not FDA approved for $ 300 or you get only 1/4th of a syringe. We discuss the pain of the injections. Humble Sivan has been voted as one of the TOP 100 injectors in the whole USA.Jen has been trained by Sivan and Sivan says she might be even better than her. We find out about all the amazing services lemmonavenuesurgerycenter.com offers. The Question of the Day is a must listen: We ask about how everyone feels if they find out about an ex boyfriends betrayal and how they would react.  https://www.instagram.com/lipsbysivan/https://www.instagram.com/lipsbyjen/https://www.instagram.com/lemmonavenueplasticsurgery/https://www.instagram.com/paulkraft/https://www.instagram.com/drmarkdeuber/

Miss Polly, a professional sex education specialist and professional dominatrix is back and this time we ask her all kinds of sex questions that everyone wants to know. She has all the answers and more. 1. Men ask all the time – how can I last longer in bedShe tells us all about different delay tactics. Miss Polly then highly recommends the books “Tickle his pickle”, “Tickle your Fancy”, “Ride ’em Cowgirl” and “Tickle your Tush”.2. Why do people have fetishesFetishes used to be considered psychological disorders. 3. Can you get pregnant on your period4. Female ejaculation: Fact or Fiction5. Does peeing after sex help against urinary tract infections. 6. What happens if the girl has a higher sex drive than her man. We learn about over masturbation due to porn. We had surprise guests Sivan and Jen show up and join the Penis and Pussy Talk and the girls have the funnest girl talk round table ever. We learn that the woman’s brain is the biggest sex organ. 7. What is the best sex position8. What is the average penis size We learn that the penis is a muscle and if you work it out it will actually grow, but the girls are very stressed about how they would ever bring that up to their guy. We then learn about strap ons, G spot, P spot and prostate massage. 9. Can you get pregnant in water?10. Is douching bad for you?11. How much is too much masturbation?Our special guests who are both amazing nurses recommend “Femtouch” Laser for every woman. It is Vaginal rejuvenation that will change your life. You can get it at www.lemmonavenueplasticsurgerycenter.com 12. Can you get pregnant from PreCum. 

Our 1st guest we ever interviewed is back and our professional Dominatrix Miss Polly has had quite the year. She moved from Dallas to Amarillo, Texas to take care of her ailing Mom.The job search was extensive including sending out 300 to 400 resumes, and in the end the job she has now found her.She is a modern day Dr. Ruth and now is a sex health consultant at Fantasy Novelty Superstore.Penis and Pussy Talk with Miss Polly is going to be a household name soon. She is so beyond educated in sexual health, BDSM and the LGBTQ communities. We learn what it means to be A sexual. Then we learn that there are many adult novelty stores that have actual movie theaters that play porn and gang bangs will happen at a moments notice. Miss Polly educates us that sex toys were not allowed to be sold officially until 2009. Everyone needs to watch the movie Hysteria which is about the first vibrator. We learn about Miss Polly’s experience on Tinder and her meeting a date in the middle of nowhere in a hotel that still looked like it was in the 1930’s. There she had her first experience being dominated by a man. Usually she dominates men as a professional dominatrix. They set up a scene where she plays a naughty little girl that he gets to dominate. Miss Polly tells us that Tinder definitely is not a dating app but a hook up app. If anyone needs lessons in sexting with their partner, date or spouse Miss Polly is the expert. She definitely  has a way with words. We end the show with the question of the day. 

A huge thank you to all our guests and listeners and YouTube watchers that take out time of their day to listen to what we have to say.In this day and age where “EVERYONE” has a podcast we discuss how rare it is to get to 100 episodes, how much work it takes and how many people don’t realize that when they first get started.We find out that very few people make it past 6 months in podcasting.We talk about how confused we are that so few people share their episodes or videos. They take the time to come on the show but never post about it on social media once their show releases.Out of 100 episodes we have only had 3 people share their episodes.From episode 30 on we also have YouTube videos of each episode, which not one guest has shared.Then we recap our first 50 episodes and give an update on each guest. This is a great time to go and binge listen or watch all our shows.Thank you so much to Whitley Langford, Miss Polly, Thomas Weigl, Valerie Wilhelm, Emily Austin, Nicolette Pianelli, Amber Rogers, Kayla Giard, Detective Gomez, Amanda Murdoch, Elizabeth Rose, Frankie Cisco, Dana Bailey, Scott Bailey, Jazmyn Ray-Maynard,Nichole Muller, Aimee Enlow, Bernie Diamond, Erin Barnes, Ashley Cook and Katy Hobby.A huge thank you to our awesome Recording Studio MZ Studios and owner Michael Zavala and our amazing DJ and Technician Doug Whitehurst also known as Spyder.

Pollyanna by Eleanor H. Porter Read by The Story Girl Spinster Polly Harrington is perfectly content to be in control of her comfortable life, even if is she alone in a big house. But then a letter arrives informing her she is the guardian to her young orphaned niece, and she as well as the whole town quickly learns that life will never be the same with Pollyanna around to help them count their blessings. This recording was first published by Librivox on 26th August, 2018.

In this part 2 episode of when we got stood up by one of our models, Marcella shares her major epiphany she had about being a dance teacher whose heart was broken and thought she never wanted to teach again. It only took 2 nights of being a bar tender to make her realize that she loves being a dance teacher and choreographer after all. Whitley and Marcella discuss what it means for others to have to deal with their artistic personalities. Then Marcella and Whitley give Gabrielle a really hard time because she worries way too much all the time. We discuss all new teen challenges that are going around on the Internet to warn parents and make everyone aware. Then we talk a little bit about how people obsess to portray perfection on social media. We end the show with a recap of our shows so far and updates of our former guests, Miss Polly, Thommy, Valerie, Nicolette, Amber, Kayla and Detective Gomez and we give a preview of all our upcoming guests.

Penis and Pussy talk with Miss Polly, what does a professional Dominatrix do, sexual abuse by a family member, the benefits of sex toys especially for dance Moms, kinks and fetishes.

The Too Posh girls are introducing a professional dominatrix Miss Polly and discussing our run in with an erotic novel writer, the meaning of the southern “Bless your Heart” , where are the gentlemen?, the Harry Weinstein and Rose McGowan situation, disturbing practices of fashion photographers, pedophiles, orgies and buttery nipples.

Miss Polly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick. So she phoned for a doctor to be quick, quick, quick. The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked at the door with a rat-a-tat-tat. He looked at the dolly and he shook his head And he said “Miss Polly, put her straight to bed!” He wrote on a paper for a pill, pill, pill “I’ll be back in the morning yes I will, will, will.”

Ian was joined by the slightly tipsy Miss Polly Rae and Kitty Bang Bang – guaranteed laughter!! Ian also got chatty with Bright Light Bright Light who gave us insight on his new EP ‘Tales of the City' and Sharon Sexton and Riona O'Connor told us all about the musical they star in ‘Bat Out Of Hell'. You can never prepare yourself for an Ian Boldsworth show…Join in with the fun!!!

Ian was joined by the slightly tipsy Miss Polly Rae and Kitty Bang Bang – guaranteed laughter!! Ian also got chatty with Bright Light Bright Light who gave us insight on his new EP ‘Tales of the City’ and Sharon Sexton and Riona O’Connor told us all about the musical they star in ‘Bat Out Of Hell’. You can never prepare yourself for an Ian Boldsworth show…Join in with the fun!!!

He returned! Ray Peacock was back and even managed to conduct a live breathalyser on Producer Nat. He was joined in the studio by Burlesque superstar’s Kitty Bang Bang and Miss Polly Rae and Katherine Round Director of the new film The Divide.

This week Ray was joined in the studio by Miss Polly Rae and Kitty Bang Bang from ‘Between the Sheets: An Intimate Cabaret’ and Miss Behave who talked about her show ‘Miss Behave’s Gameshow at the London Wonderground.

Jimmy Bean tells Miss Polly that Dr. Chilton knows someone that can heal Pollyanna.  Miss Polly is going to let Dr. Chilton come see Pollyanna.

After Milly Snow and Mrs. Tarbell visit, Miss Polly asks Nancy what “the game” is. Nancy tells Miss Polly about the “glad game”, and she then tells Pollyanna she will play it with her now.  Aunt Polly also tells her the whole town is happier now because of her.  Pollyanna is of course “glad” of that.

Miss Polly sends Nancy to tell Mr. Pendleton that Pollyanna’s doctor said she will not walk again.  Mr. Pendleton visits Miss Polly to let Pollyanna know she has something to be glad about-that he’s seen Jimmy Bean and will adopt him.

When the Doctor tells Miss Polly that Pollyanna won’t be able to walk again, Pollyanna overhears because the cat had left the door ajar.  Miss Polly faints.  Pollyanna tells the nurse that if she can’t walk, she couldn’t be glad for anything 

John Pendleton asks Pollyanna to come and live with him (so he could adopt her).  Since Pollyanna thinks Mr. Pendleton and Miss Polly were once sweethearts, she assumes that Aunt Polly will come, too!  This surprises Mr. Pendleton.  

Aunt Polly wanted a specialist to visit Pollyanna, but he was unable to come due to his own illness, so Pollyanna, Miss Polly, and others must wait.  As they wait for answers that might help Pollyanna, Miss Polly does everything she can to please her niece, except call Dr. Chilton.   Pollyanna grows pale and thin 

Pollyanna decides to sleep on the roof of the sun parlor, but when she does, Miss Polly thinks someone is trying to get into the house.  Pollyanna gets in trouble, and Miss Polly makes her sleep with her.  Once again, Pollyanna thinks she has been rewarded instead of punished.

Nancy the maid tells Pollyanna that she thinks John Pendleton and Miss Polly were sweethearts many years ago when they were young.

Pollyanna fixes Miss Polly’s hair, but she didn’t like it when Dr. Chilton sees her looking dressed up pretty.  Dr. Chilton takes Pollyanna to cheer up Mr. Pendleton, who has asked to see her.  

Pollyanna tries to have Miss Polly agree with her to send the jelly to Mr. Pendleton instead of Mrs. Snow.  Miss Polly agrees as long as Mr. Pendleton knows it was a gift from Pollyanna, not from her (Miss Polly)

Miss Polly wants Pollyanna to know her duty to not open the windows and let flies in.  After the flies come in, Miss Polly 'punishes' her by having her read a pamphlet about how flies are dangerous to your health.  Pollyanna is happy about this because she thinks this is a reward because she gets to read.

Tom tells Nancy what Miss Polly used to be like when she was younger.  Nancy tells Tom about Pollyanna.  

Miss Polly, a strict and unhappy old maid, tells her new house maid Nancy that her niece is coming to live with her in Vermont.  She feels it is her unhappy “duty” to take care of her and to put her in the uncomfortable attic room.

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