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The Idiots talk cheese and life with Adam Muskowitz from the Cheese Monger Invitational. With 2000 cheeses ask yourself how many cheeses do you need to try before you can't chew anymore. Ted tells a listener to sex her husband to show up on time.
The Idiots figure out that torture can be a fun thing, when it's done right. A quick reminder when you kill a beaver it's best to keep it to yourself or kill the other guy too. Sometimes being a trailblazer can be a dumb thing.
The Idiots figure out that doing the splits in public never turns out well. Tom Selleck misses out on Indiana Jones and being the third Idiot. His career never recovered. Ted shares his motivation on motivation.
The Idiots take a trip down memory lane and run into Ricky Schroder. Teds tips a woman n Japan to make sure she vsits Japan. Mark hits another home run with his movie mention.
The Idiots realize they live in cheap beer heaven and are never far away from an X-Rated theater. Teds helps a guy with his bucket list and the list should get tossed in the bucket. The fellas would wait in line to see Lethal Weapon 5, if that line leads to the bathroom.
The Idiots talk summer blockbusters with film critic Scott Phillips. The guys warn everyone never to go to the movies with Ted. Whatever you do don't order the Blizzard at Dairy Queen if you see Toxic Avenger.
The Idiots try to get Ted to save his own life, but they can't find a water bottle anywhere. The guys realize theres no such thing as a fun kidnapping.
The Idiots learn that you don't always have to run away when someone is chasing you with a bat. Ted gives another good tip then makes sure to cover it in puke. The guys realize the key to a long marriage starts with the word millions.
The Idiots try to talk about science stuff, but Ted turns it into sweat pants talk. Ted finally really actually helps someone with his tip. Mark's movie mentions a silent movie and the dead air is creepy.
The Idiots have 1.8 billion reasons to trust the folks in South Carolina. Ted has trouble telling the differnce between dating and sexual harrassment. The guys realize there's nothing better than a giant Rubik's Cube.
The Idiots get a Dire Wolf as an emotional support animal. The guys find out that a Dude Ranch doesn't just have dudes. If you absolutely have to fly, don't wear spandex, its too hard to get off.
The Idiots find a way to make Ted a better golfer, he takes up tennis. The guys hit up JP Morgan for a quick loan. Cowboy Carl shows us all how to be real men.
The Idiots learn that every language has a word for boobs. Drinking in Chicago has come full circle, and that circle is full of drunks. Don't trust any kids selling you cookies, unless they have the sceince to back them up!
The Idiots are behind a robot takeover and would like to welcome our mechanical overlords. Ted tries to get a listener to lawyer up and Matt goes for the shit on the doorknob approach. Mark's movie mention is trick question.
The Idiots talk with the CEO of Pillow Fighting Championship Steve Williams. Ted tries to help a guy impress the ladies, but ends up getting him to buy a used Yugo. Mark does a nice tribute to Gene Hackman with his movie mention.
The Idiots start predicting the future and somehow Ted's in charge. Ted thinks the muppets are real and wants to fight Kermit. Mark reviews In Bruges and Ted compares it to The Joker. The best job in the zoo is cock blocker.
The Idiots talk with Kimy Winters, The holder of the Guiness World Record for loudest belch by a woman. Ted doesn't help a woman pick which roommate is her favorite but he does make sure no one is posioned. The guys remind everyone to be nice, even to gingers.
The Idiots have a great talk with film critic Scott Phillips. Ted realizes he's secretly in love with Angela Basset. The guys are hoping Kid Rock and Lauren Bobert have twins. One to rule the world, the other to destroy it.
The Idiots have decided that they wanna be NASCAR drivers. Ted leaves specific directions that if Tiger Woods assissinates him all golf courses should be burned down. Mark does a great Movie Mention today.
The Idiots talk with Mike Jack who holds the world record for eating 100 Carolina Reaper faster than anyone on the planet. Ted is currently trying to get his medical degree to get a look at his medical records. The guys have decided not to travel to Mississippi just in case they get the urge to wax the dolphin. Whatever you do, don't groom your dog. The book your dog writes will make you look terrible.
The Idiots talked with Michelle Meyer from NIL Network and learned more about college sports than anyonoe should. Forget reading and writing, its all about running and tackling. If you go to North Korea don't order the hot dog with everything. Only fans isn't just for porn. It's mostly for porn.
The Idiots come up with some terrible ideas for new movies. Matt threatens Ted with great bodily harm if he doesn't put his phone away. The guys find a great discount vagina surgeon. Always schedule on twofer Tuesdays.
The Idiots figure out how to have an eternal erection and there's only an upside. It's official Ted is a negative Nelly. The guys go in the way back machine and can't come back.
The Idiots decide giving money to random woman that ask might just come back to bite you in the ass, if you give them enough. Ted decides that all felonies aren't created equal. Mark figures out that we can't make Kim Khardashian disappear no matter how many times we wish for it.
The fellas figure out they spend most of their days conditionally drunk. Ted tries to talk a woman out of her sweat pants.
The Idiots talk with champion grill master Christie Vanover. She explains the difference between select and prime. Being select seemed so cool. The fellas decide they'd rather work in the warehouse than be CEO.
The Idiots start a new sports league and its gonna knock you on your ass. Ted tells a listener to use the post it method to save heartbreak. The guys figure out that some movies are more Wicked than others.
The Idiots learn about the world of honey with world famous honey sommelier Marina Marchese. Ted blows everyone away with a tip that needs no interpretation. Sister Jackie joins the trio and its a bee hive of action.
The Idiots are planning on filling their back yard with super-fun deadly animals. The guys plan a cruise down a garbage filled river in a hot tub. We learn that Spam might just be the reason we get to live in the world's greatest country.
The Idiots help a listener with a jaded past control his future. The fellas talk with Mike Lang again and he makes Thanksgiving into Christmas with only a grill. Ted gives the greatest advice ever, be a river it can never go back.
The Idiots realize you should never take a ride from Jesse Waters, you will end up pregnant. The fellas help listeners who've had a run in with the law. If you went to a P Diddy party, it's the perfect time to tell everyone you didn't have any fun at all.
The Idiots finally figure out what Bill Belichick and his girlfriend talk about on their dates. The guys decide that Costco is the place to go to meet the person of your dreams. No matter what Kim Kardashian says killing your parents is bad.
The Idiots help listeners make sure they never lose 50 million dollars, unless it's a really great party. The fellas find out the folks in Texas are afraid of lots of some crazy ass shit!
The Idiots dispel the rumor all beer is good. The fellas figure out sometimes winning the election can get you in over your head!
The Idiots and Sister Jackie help Idaho Senator Dan Foreman figure out where home is. The guys need a hideout now that the Mexican/Bulgarian drug cartel is after them.
The Idiots try to help gubenatorial candidate Mark Robinson look slightly less pervy, and fail miserably. What's a state fair without a gun, shit!
Ted finally joins the gym and it's not going to end well. Mark and Matt nearly come to blows because of Star Wars. It's official the Olympics is the worst thing ever.!
The Idiots, minus Mark, learn the ins and outs of great grilling with author Mike Lang. Matt decides the sequel to 1 Beer Grilling might involve a keg.
The Idiots debate debating and lose badly. Mark mentions one of the greatest movies of all time.
The Idiots get a convoy going. The fellas share their brushes with greatness and it gets sexy.
The Idiots help elected officials every keep their pants on. The cooking segment gets a little heated.
The Idiots have a puzzling conversation with Valerie Coit and Heather Mueller from the United States of America Jigsaw Puzzle Association. Ted is disappointed to learn a disectologist doesn't involve cutting anyone up.
Mark and Ted have a Freaky Friday moment. The Idiots figure out the best way to harass your boss, spolier, it's easier than you think!
The Idiots have a laugh riot with JD Vance's new joke book. Mark shares the best places in LAX to sleep.
The Idiots decide unemployment is the safe way to go. Matt says something nice about Ron Desantis and a small hole opens up in the Earth.
The Idiots figure out that outer space is totally boring, but it will make your junk huge!
The Idiots talk with Marietta Reuter from the Wisconson Cow Chip Throw Festival. It was a real shit show! Ted manhandles a gallon of Crown. Ted has a genius week.
The Idiots talk ice cream, movies and decapitation. Luckily, almost no one was stabbed.
The Idiots invent the perfect food with nothing but dollar store ingredients. The Kraft Mac and Cheese debate gets heated!
The Idiots have their number one fan join them and we are pretty sure he he will never listen again.
The Idiots, Minus Mark, discuss the do and don'ts of hardcore drinking and revenge porn.
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