The Real 3 Idiots Podcast

Ted throws away a chance for the Idiots to play a private country club when he tells a listener to invite homeless to camp out in front of their home.  Mark mentions a great movie and Ted makes it bad by sharing his terrible movie idea.  The guys relive Jenna Jameson's life and there's a lot of lube.

The Idiots try not to judge Charlie Sheen because he won't do butt stuff. Ted makes sure everyone knows that bribery is better than blackmail.  Mark goes in the way back machine to mention a classic movie.  

The Idiots strip down to the bare essentials and talk nudism with Matt Dell.  Ted can't follow even the simplest directions when tipping the listener.  The guys have another champion on the show, it's totally chill-ee

The Real 3 Idiots talk with 3 chili champions and they didn't even know it.  The guys realize that making championship chili is a lot harder than you think, especially when family's involved.  

The short version has the Idiots talking to a father and son team trying to find the right combination to bring home a championship. 

The Idiots talk with a husband and wife that not only love chili, but they love each other enough to compete against each other and live to talk about it.  Steve and Jackie sit in again and are blown away by the food ad the spectacle.  The guys also talk with a first time particpant with a lot of pressure on him.  

The Idiots head to Indianapolis for the World Food Championships Chili Cook-off.  Part 1 of 4.  The beginning of the middle.  

The Idiots have a terrifying talk with special make-up effect artist Tom Devlin.  Ted helps a kid pick which branch of the military he should join and it's not the Salvation Army.  Matt proves he's a scardy cat at heart.  

The Idiots go over the entire pee spectrum and Ted realizes he's not on it.  Ted uses the emergency room as an emergency plan to escape doggie fashion shows.  Mark's movie mention puts the fear of DeNiro in everyone.

The Idiots talked with Mike Lang to set up the perfect tailgate.  Ted helps a mom and dad keep a predator out of the house.  The guys try to help the fans in Japan through their beer crisis. 

The Idiots spend the show helping listeners get healthy and fly straight.  Ted's tip is literally a tip.  He suggests dick milk is the best way to have cereal.  Mark's tip is SUPER!

The Idiots talk with Tianyi Zhang about senses and how they get us to buy McDonalds fries and start going to Starbucks again.  Mark tells everyone that all you need is flashing lights and a cherry pie to make him happy.  Ted tips a listener to not have sex and Matt ad Mark call bullshit.

The guys decide going to a baseball game will ruin your life.  The guys open up a cold case and find out out the Crackers Barrell did it.  Ted decides the last resort to help a listener is to posion a lake full of fish.   

The Idiots decide that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce can't do anything new and really should think about moving to the moon.  Ted helps a listener realize that cats are the worst pets ever.  Mark makes an offer we can't refuse.  The guys realize Warren Buffet is not a role model.  

The Idiots argue baldness and realize there are no winners, only losers.  If you go to a WNBA game make sure you can throw.  Ted tries to covince a woman to be a better person and Mark and Matt take the low road.   

The Idiots talk with Gary Wasdin from the Leather Archives and Museum.  The fellas learn that sometimes bad is good.  Ted talks a woman into wearing a meat dress to teach her boyfriend a lesson.  

The Idiots talk with Jon Porter from Chicago Pizza Tours and learn that Ted has a Dominos Pizza obsession.  The guys come up with a great money making idea.  All you need is diabetes and a doctor's note.  Sister Jackie sits in and aces the pizza quiz.   

The Idiots talk with Dr. Lisa Cromer about nightmares.  Matt's nightmare happens every week when Ted shows up for the show.  Ted helps the tipper by helping her boyfriend realize he isn't special or unique.  

The Idiots talk to Mike McCloud from the International Chili Society and Mark gets invited to join the cook-off.  Ted helps a woman decide whether to figure out if her boyfriend sucks or check the web to know it.  The guys help everyone avoid the pitfalls of trying to expense their trip to the strip club.  

The Idiots decide to run a home hot dog eating contest.  The only rule was the hot dogs had to have everything on them.  Ted explains how everything works and Matt loses his ability to speak.  Mark mentions a great unwatchable movie.  

The Idiots talk with John Kozik from the Salem Witchboard Museum in Salem Mass. Ted tells a couple to vacation anywhere she picks so the sex doesn't dry up.  The Russian goverment has a new reality show.  Can you catch a bullet?

The Idiots donate their entire fortune to Wikipedia since Ted is stealing everything from the website.  The Freaky Tuesday works perfectly, Ted thinks he's Mark and Mark wishes he wasn't.  Matt's song is nominated for a Grammy.  

The Idiots decide if you are going to run a drug empire, make it a family affair.  Ted pussies out on his tip and loses the job to Mark.  Sometimes you can get married without even knowing it.  

The Idiots talk cheese and life with Adam Muskowitz from the Cheese Monger Invitational.  With 2000 cheeses ask yourself how many cheeses do you need to try before you can't chew anymore. Ted tells a listener to sex her husband to show up on time. 

The Idiots figure out that torture can be a fun thing, when it's done right.  A quick reminder when you kill a beaver it's best to keep it to yourself or kill the other guy too.  Sometimes being a trailblazer can be a dumb thing.  

The Idiots figure out that doing the splits in public never turns out well.  Tom Selleck misses out on Indiana Jones and being the third Idiot.  His career never recovered.  Ted shares his motivation on motivation.  

The Idiots take a trip down memory lane and run into Ricky Schroder.  Teds tips a woman n Japan to make sure she vsits Japan.  Mark hits another home run with his movie mention.  

The Idiots realize they live in cheap beer heaven and are never far away from an X-Rated theater.  Teds helps a guy with his bucket list and the list should get tossed in the bucket.  The fellas would wait in line to see Lethal Weapon 5, if that line leads to the bathroom. 

The Idiots talk summer blockbusters with film critic Scott Phillips.  The guys warn everyone never to go to the movies with Ted.  Whatever you do don't order the Blizzard at Dairy Queen  if you see Toxic Avenger.

The Idiots try to get Ted to save his own life, but they can't find a water bottle anywhere.  The guys realize theres no such thing as a fun kidnapping.  

The Idiots learn that you don't always have to run away when someone is chasing you with a bat.  Ted gives another good tip then makes sure to cover it in puke.  The guys realize the key to a long marriage starts with the word millions. 

The Idiots try to talk about science stuff, but Ted turns it into sweat pants talk.  Ted finally really actually helps someone with his tip.  Mark's movie mentions a silent movie and the dead air is creepy. 

The Idiots have 1.8 billion reasons to trust the folks in South Carolina.  Ted has trouble telling the differnce between dating and sexual harrassment.  The guys realize there's nothing better than a giant Rubik's Cube. 

The Idiots get a Dire Wolf as an emotional support animal.  The guys find out that a Dude Ranch doesn't just have dudes.  If you absolutely have to fly, don't wear spandex, its too hard to get off. 

The Idiots find a way to make Ted a better golfer, he takes up tennis.  The guys hit up JP Morgan for a quick loan. Cowboy Carl shows us all how to be real men. 

The Idiots learn that every language has a word for boobs.  Drinking in Chicago has come full circle, and that circle is full of drunks.  Don't trust any kids selling you cookies, unless they have the sceince to back them up!

The Idiots are behind a robot takeover and would like to welcome our mechanical overlords.  Ted tries to get a listener to lawyer up and Matt goes for the shit on the doorknob approach.  Mark's movie mention is trick question.  

The Idiots talk with the CEO of Pillow Fighting Championship Steve Williams.  Ted tries to help a guy impress the ladies, but ends up getting him to buy a used Yugo.  Mark does a nice tribute to Gene Hackman with his movie mention.   

The Idiots start predicting the future and somehow Ted's in charge.  Ted thinks the muppets are real and wants to fight Kermit.  Mark reviews In Bruges and Ted compares it to The Joker.  The best job in the zoo is cock blocker.

The Idiots talk with Kimy Winters, The holder of the Guiness World Record for loudest belch by a woman.  Ted doesn't help a woman pick which roommate is her favorite but he does make sure no one is posioned.  The guys remind everyone to be nice, even to gingers.

The Idiots have a great talk with film critic Scott Phillips.  Ted realizes he's secretly in love with Angela Basset.  The guys are hoping Kid Rock and Lauren Bobert have twins.  One to rule the world, the other to destroy it.  

The Idiots have decided that they wanna be NASCAR drivers.  Ted leaves specific directions that if Tiger Woods assissinates him all golf courses should be burned down.  Mark does a great Movie Mention today.  

The Idiots talk with Mike Jack who holds the world record for eating 100 Carolina Reaper faster than anyone on the planet.  Ted is currently trying to get his medical degree to get a look at his medical records.  The guys have decided not to travel to Mississippi just in case they get the urge to wax the dolphin.  Whatever you do, don't groom your dog.  The book your dog writes will make you look terrible.  

The Idiots talked with Michelle Meyer from NIL Network and learned more about college sports than anyonoe should. Forget reading and writing, its all about running and tackling.  If you go to North Korea don't order the hot dog with everything.  Only fans isn't just for porn.  It's mostly for porn.

The Idiots come up with some terrible ideas for new movies.  Matt threatens Ted with great bodily harm if he doesn't put his phone away.  The guys find a great discount vagina surgeon.  Always schedule on twofer Tuesdays. 

The Idiots figure out how to have an eternal erection and there's only an upside.  It's official Ted is a negative Nelly.  The guys go in the way back machine and can't come back.  

The Idiots decide giving money to random woman that ask might just come back to bite you in the ass, if you give them enough.  Ted decides that all felonies aren't created equal.  Mark figures out that we can't make Kim Khardashian disappear no matter how many times we wish for it.  

The fellas figure out they spend most of their days conditionally drunk.  Ted tries to talk a woman out of her sweat pants.  

The Idiots talk with champion grill master Christie Vanover.  She explains the difference between select and prime. Being select seemed so cool.  The fellas decide they'd rather work in the warehouse than be CEO. 

The Idiots start a new sports league and its gonna knock you on your ass.  Ted tells a listener to use the post it method to save heartbreak.  The guys figure out that some movies are more Wicked than others.  

The Idiots learn about the world of honey with world famous honey sommelier Marina Marchese.  Ted blows everyone away with a tip that needs no interpretation.  Sister Jackie joins the trio and its a bee hive of action.