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I tried on a Harry Potter Sorting Hat. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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I tried on a Harry Potter Sorting Hat. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I tried on a Harry Potter Sorting Hat. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Scientists have discovered that boiling water successfully kills some cancers. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Scientists have discovered that boiling water successfully kills some cancers. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Here at Shakespeare's Camping Supplies, it's the season to have a big sale! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Here at Shakespeare's Camping Supplies, it's the season to have a big sale! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What does Harry Potter need when the laundry on the clothes line is wet? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

What does Harry Potter need when the laundry on the clothes line is wet? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Johnny Depp went to Jamaica and got a slice of pie for $2.50. Went to the Bahamas and got a slice of pie for $2.25. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Johnny Depp went to Jamaica and got a slice of pie for $2.50. Went to the Bahamas and got a slice of pie for $2.25. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] If there's Jellystone Park... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

If there's Jellystone Park... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

U2 saves all their excel files under randomly generated alpha numeric characters. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Gandhi, as we know, walked barefoot most of his life, which produced large callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him very bad breath. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] U2 saves all their excel files under randomly generated alpha numeric characters. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Gandhi, as we know, walked barefoot most of his life, which produced large callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him very bad breath. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

There's a condition called pica, where people eat odd things. There's also a condition where people eat pokemon cards. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] There's a condition called pica, where people eat odd things. There's also a condition where people eat pokemon cards. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Twerking. (+ 12 more dad jokes!)

Twerking. (+ 12 more dad jokes!)

How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Why is Vladimir Putin popular in Russia? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why is Vladimir Putin popular in Russia? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a proficient witch? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you call a proficient witch? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

My kids asked me why I was throwing out my old Nirvana and Pearl Jam records. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My kids asked me why I was throwing out my old Nirvana and Pearl Jam records. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

If Star Wars was Italian... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] If Star Wars was Italian... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Marvin Gaye used to keep a lamb at a vineyard. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Marvin Gaye used to keep a lamb at a vineyard. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Did you know Chuck Norris used to be addicted to fighting nuns? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you know Chuck Norris used to be addicted to fighting nuns? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Where do you find the toys for the Terminator movies in the toy store? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Where do you find the toys for the Terminator movies in the toy store? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I was watching that classic Airplane movie the other day... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I was watching that classic Airplane movie the other day... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What do you call a social, jovial and friendly leader of the french parliament who just lost his job? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a social, jovial and friendly leader of the french parliament who just lost his job? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Michael Stipe, from R.E.M., wearing a powdered wig, pointed at my coins. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Michael Stipe, from R.E.M., wearing a powdered wig, pointed at my coins. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I went to Taylor Swift's fancy dress party dressed as an edible ground fungus. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I went to Taylor Swift's fancy dress party dressed as an edible ground fungus. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] A friend of mine sold his painting for enough money to open up his own delicatessen. He's kind of famous, so maybe you've heard of him? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

A friend of mine sold his painting for enough money to open up his own delicatessen. He's kind of famous, so maybe you've heard of him? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why did LeBron leave Miami? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)