Gettin Head: A Bucketcast

Sup wizard? Today we're listening to Buckethead's Pikes 265-267 (Ride Operator Q Bozo, Far, and Thoracic Spine Collapser). We also discuss how Spenser gets drafted into a command position on the Geek Militia and is sent to Password University, Pooldiaper (No Tool Pool), fuck George W Bush, Kravis's goth bachelor party, The Requin (2022), Mad God (2022), Buckethead (and most of Praxis) on Ben Wa - Devil Dub (1999), Q Bozo Drop, the songs you when driving in someone else's truck in Alaska, the worst place to have to ask to use the bathroom, Spenser's best burger, playing bass riffs while the Hindenburg goes down, what does God's cum taste like?, cheese whiz, predictability in music, The Emperor in Star Wars is just older Dani Filth, the G String on every guitar is always going out of tune, getting in trouble with God for spilling the seed, Jordan Vine doesn't poop, War, what is it (good for)?, there's a hole in my bucket dear Liza, the Hoobastank Hooburrito at Denny's, The End of Policing by Alex S. Vitale, Before the Storm by Rick Perlstein, and some failed one-liners. Support the show

Oh hey we're still doing this? Yes. Here we are reviewing Buckethead's Pikes 262-264 (Nib Y Nool, Glacier, and Poseidon), the guy from craigslist who goes into people's septic tank, Spenser buys a small guitar, Goth Babe's covid, Orange Hat Larry's legendary customer service, Bucketfact's love of Old Dirty Bastard, Britain is a communist (not joking), Spenser doesn't know what a tankie is, what fiat currency tastes the worst?, workplace shootings, music videos aren't as cool as they used to be, living in 3d chess, The Poseidon Adventure (2005), Lost in Space (1998), dirt and worms is one of the best desserts ever, a jerk-off challenge against the devil, FLAC rocks, where do you even buy frankincense and myrrh?, small accounts acting like they're well-known and successful, a weird U2 guy who won't stop bothering Spenser, and The Underground Comedy Movie (1999) starring Slash and the Shamwow guy. Support the show

Today we're joined by a guest! Filmmaker and major bucketbot Kevin Vonesper is here to tell us about his film: The Life and Slimes of Dukey Flyswatter and Haunted Garage. Together we're listening to Buckethead Pikes 259-261 (Undersea Dead City, Ferry to the Island of the Lost Minds, and Portal to the Red Waterfall). We're also getting into wild discussions such as touching on: Blood Diner (1987), Beetlejuice 2, RIP David Smith and Andy Fletcher, Spenser gets canceled by Mark Zuckerberg, Britain gets cancelled by Youtube, Phantom of the Opera, Maximum Bob, weird shit in the library of congress, that Kevin Smith tweet, gettin shitty with Smitty, Deli Creeps, tv show Pistol, and The Breed (2001). Also a 4 pack of Epic Ralph Battles in History. Keep up with Kevin's documentary at @dunkeydoc or www.dukeydoc.comSupport the show

Today we're falling down the well of Buckethead's Pikes 256-258 (Meteor Firefly Net, Blank Slate, and Echo). We also discuss such bullshit as: Britain and Spenser go to Steely Dan and it takes forever, Spense gets white claw wasted and projectile vomits all over the inside of a Lyft and runs away, Devin Townsend is totally gogglepilled, RIP Alan White of Yes, a new Phish manager at work, Buckethead's “unreleased” album “Super Diorama Theater”, Brit has to puke on the bus, the video of Chuck Berry farting in a sex worker's face, you don't become a big corporation without exploiting the third world, Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022), and Forza Horizon 5.Support the show

We listened to a bunch of new albums this month and reviewed them!Mary Halvorson - Amaryllis/BelladonnaMaster Boot Record - Personal ComputerOu - OneRed Snapper - Everybody is SomebodyBlack Star - No Fear of TimePharmacist - Flourishing Extremities on Unspoiled Mental Ground James LaBrie - Beautiful Shade of GreySupport the show

We're rejoined by one of our favorite guests! Chibbs from 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die—Australia's funniest music podcast—joins us to listen to Buckethead Pikes 253-255 (Coop Erstown, Woven Twigs, and Abominable Snow Scalp). We also discuss: 6 waves is too many for pandemics and sports games, different genres of handjobs, you can use anything for toilet paper, RIP Vangelis, a video game console exclusively for racists, Buckethead's first recording Brazos, Star Trek in Australia, Cliffhanger (1993), the multiverse of sadness, John Wayne Gacy thought clowns were beautiful, the nor'easter snowstorm, Spenser has a birthday accident, Rest In Piss (if you're into that kinda thing), Tokyo Vice, Two Hands (1999), and Ou - One.Support the show

We're jumping into Buckethead Pikes 250-252 (250, Waterfall Cove, and Bozo in the Labarynth), we're also discussing such important topics as: We're living in Van Halen 3, Spenser gets into ‘potato products' again, what character on Star Trek has the biggest gock?, Spenser talks about a burrito for some reason, Cruel World Fest in LA, BDS, RIP Greek Porn Star Kostas Gousgounis, Papa John holds a Kentucky Derby Party, 1993's Zillatron, what do you mean by everything?, Johnny Rotten spent over $10k on mobile games, steal from Whole Foods, neither of us can remember Mike Portnoy's name, Tritony Soprano, a visit from our friend Gay Romano, 4Chan brigading the Oprah forums, Tuscan milk, having your skull split open a big juicy cock, Why so Steve Miller Band?, the cultural conversation about donkey punching, Shrek'd porn, the two movies Bret Michaels directed: A Letter from Death Row (1998) and No Code of Conduct (1998), and Epic Ralph battles including Brutus v Caesar and Tim Lambesis vs his Steroid Dealer. Support the show

Oh hi today we are discussing Buckethead's Pikes 247-249 (Rivers in the Seas, Awake in Sleepwakefulness, and The Moss Lands) Fuck everybody involved in striking down/not codifying Roe v Wade, a Sans Sadler week, turning off comments on instagram due to CHUDs, The Met Gala (Lenny Kravitz is a big titty goth bf), the stamp campaign for ProtoGoth Edward Gorey, Papa John has begun making memes, Metal Archives - Real or Fake?, Buckethead's great journey inward, Roots, the best root vegetables, Spenser counts the sound guy as part of the band, buying socks and seasonings at Ross Dress for Less, Britain has been dead for two years now after eating the silica packet in some turkey pepperoni, Dr. Jerksoff and Mr. Hydeswhilehejerksoff, if there is a weasel god there must be a weasel Ricky Gervais, Geddy Lee's genetic talent, haterbating, pinpointing when Jordan Vine first listened to Buckethead, LARPing about getting laid on the internet, The Outlaws, Christopher Walken, Sweet Potatoes, direct action like protesting is cool, Barack Obama dropped the ball on abortion, and some epic ralph battles in history. Support the show

Oh shit it's happening! We're listening to Buckethead's Pikes 244-246 (Out Orbit, Space Viking, and Nettle), we also discuss stuff like: Van Halen - Diver Down, the worst date ever, jumping suicides, Jimmy Screamerclawz, Slipknot Weeb Groomer, snorting research chemicals on the first date, Walking Dead bedsheets, RIP Klaus Schulz, Spenser gets a nerve spasm, going to a soup-centric buffet restaurant with Britain's dead racist grandmother, picante vs restaurant-style vs pice de gallo, Gorgone (2005), the Midnight Munchies Meal at Jack in the Box, Lost Vikings SNES, Hellhammer is a homophobe, nettle tea is terrible, Trump/Buckethead 2024, Jewtube, The Catcher (1998), American Crime Story, The Monica Lewinsky Case, The Batman (2022), what kind of music does Alex Jones listen to?, and Ralph Battles: Chino vs. Peter Steele and McDonalds vs Sid and Marty Krofft. Support the show

Today we're diving into the last of Buckethead's 2016 output, Pikes 241-243 (Sparks in the Dark, Hamden's Hollow, and Santa's Toy Workshop), we also discuss: The Cube Movies, Britain's new Youtube Channel - Media Dungeon, The Catcher (1998), a kiwi child with an unfortunate name, RIP Zippy Chippy: the most losing race horse ever, the poison pill strategy against hostile corporate takeover, Ozzy talking to Lemmy on the morning he died, Gettin Head supports the people of Ukraine and nobody else in this conflict, Buckethead and Melissa Reese, autocorrect hates Buckethead's titles, Jesus got the fattest dick, the dude who ate sunlight, 3:11 on 4/20, the memeing of All Star by Smash Mouth, To Catch a Yeti (1994), Picard Season 2 sucks, Opera web browser, Microsoft destroying paid web browsers, and Ralph Battles concerning Limp Bizkit's beef with Eminem and Lemmy's last day on earth. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

It's the end of April, and we're doing a roundup of new music! Today we review:Carpenter Brut - Leather TerrorAnalepsy - Quiescence Wet Leg - Wet LegJameszoo - BlindVince Staples - Ramona Park Broke My HeartAnimals as Leaders - ParrhesiaRed Hot Chili Peppers - Unlimited LoveJoin us!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Oh boy it's us doing stuff and listening to Buckethead Pikes! Pikes 238-240 (Attic Garden, The Mermaid Stairwell, and Chart) to be exact! We also discuss such harrowing and comedic tales as: Brit and Spenser go to a Tech Trek 5 together, the band Vulvodynia is confusing live, Brit has an incredibly uncomfortable conversation with a stranger about pornography, the Austin Powers and Drew Carey Show Soundtracks, Buckethead, Mike Patton & DJ Flare's Moonraker, Britain's cobb salad trauma, treating men & women the same, converting city market .99 beef & bean burritos into diarrhea, the most piratey keys in music, Lykathea Aflame - Elvenefris, washing whisks, Auto-Cholr, comparing guitarists against each other is dumb, Jordan Vine doesn't like some of Buckethead's music, and some Epic Ralph Battles.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

A Patreon exclusive for FREE! (you should go subscribe to our Patreon)Today we're talking about Primus's new song “Conspiranoia”, or more accurately, we're talking about the list of conspiracies listed in the video. Specifically, we're getting into: All Mountains are Giant Trees, Black Snake Prophecy, Oil is Made from Humans, Big Pharma, Nazis on the Dark Side of the Moon, Iran-Contra, The Mandela Effect, MKULTRA, The Dog Suicide Bridge, Earth Has 2 Moons, Jesus died in Japan, McDonald's Ice Cream Machines, 10% of Art in Museums if Fake, Solipsism, and Bigfoot is Cain.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Oh hey we're flying solo today! Together we're listening to Pikes 235-237 (Oneiric Pool, Castle on Slunk Hill, and The Five Block) we also discuss Britain's birthday, Spenser getting a new free King-Sized bed, Ace Hardware EDM Clerk Revisited, Europe (they need it!), Primus - Conspiranoia, The Frankenstein Brothers- Bolt-on Neck, Buckethead's history with That 1 Guy, dolphin pussy jelly, Spenser asks “what kind of person am I?” and gets an accurate answer, pegging/prostate talk, a pool full of jello expectations vs. reality, asking Tom Sawyer to ask Getty Lee if Alex Lifeson or Buckethead is a better guitar player, Star Trek Picard sucks, Béla Fleck Edgar Meyer and Zakir Hussain, and some Epic Ralph Battles having to do with George W. Bush. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

We have another music podcast guest! Say hello to Andrew from Life Was Peachy, a Nu Metal Podcast! Together we're listening to Pikes 232-234 (Lightboard, 22222222, Coupon) we also discuss: The 6 degrees of Nu Metal tangentiality, Faith No More - The Real Thing was released right after Tiananmen Square, Godsmack's “Voodoo” is a minimalist metal masterpiece, Senator Ted Stevens, Godsmack kept on playing in Anchorage for some reason, Sully says 'never' 71 times on the Godsmack - S/T, a Star Trek talking Borg head lunchbox, Jar Jar Binks real doll, Fieldy's Dreams, elevator pitch about a Slipknot bank heist, Clown from Slipknot is the RZA of metal, “Elevated Goth”, Spenser gets into emulators, Buckethead's collaborations with Shin Terai, Britain does it with the fez on, as long as Duff gets a Dr. Pepper we're good, you can't say ‘cracker' on Twitch, praising Buckethead's diversity, Jay Z used to be great, getting fun at the gas station, Steve Vai on KoЯnTV, Guy Fieri (Guy Ferry), the Coors were nazis, Magellan's giant hog, BuQhea, Star Trek Computer Games, Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild, Running the Light by Sam Tallent, Greet Death, Rumpleforeskin, Coal Chamber - S/T, Stabbing Westward, Shelly Miscavige is still missing, and some Epic Ralph Battles involving Dave Mustaine, David Ellefson, and trial of Jesus Christ. Check out Andrew's podcast Life Was Peachy wherever you get podcasts and follow him @lifewaspeachy on Twitter and IG! Also check out Andrew's comedy at:https://andrewcahak.bandcamp.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Oh boy today we're joined by a guest! We've got Ryan Beitz with The World Speed Project (TWSP) her to listen to Buckethead's Pikes 229-231 (Cabs, Rooftop, and Drift,) we also discuss such pressing matters as: Speed (1994), Lemmy Kilmister's lost bass collection, Everything is Terrible's Jerry Maguire Pyramid, Speed has the F word more than once, pawn shop VHS tapes, the Vice article on TWSP, the best pasta shapes, Spenser encounters a child goth, divorce, Jeff Hardy in AEW, RIP the inventor of the GIF, Buckethead and Travis Dickerson's Chicken Noodles 1&2, the Bucketpoint = the prostate, have you ever accidentally cum on an animal?, jerking off on the rooftop and turning pigeons into cumsluts, Bon Jovi's Rest Stop Gloryhole, the ratio of Richie Sambora's cum/well liquor scent, Disney's Fastpass: A Complicated History by Defunctland, Rest in Piss Seth Putnam, Electric Mantis, Christmas in Hollis is about a weak cum, the Forrest Gump of Metal, and some fresh Ralph Battles in History concerning Trump vs Kid Rock and Phil Anselmo being a white supremacist. Help Ryan achieve Speed Supremacy by visiting him on Instagram @theworldspeedproject !Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

This week Brit and Spenser listen to 7 new albums! They are:Blood Incantation - Timewave ZeroZander Schloss - Song About SongsTears for Fears - The Tipping PointSylvaine - NovaVein.fm - This World is going to ruin youIlhan Ersahin, Dave Herrington and Kenny Wollesen - Invite Your EyeSlash feat. Myles Kennedy & The Conspirators - 4Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Oh boy Spirit of 76 or whatever! Here we are listening to and reviewing Buckethead's Pikes 226-228 (Happy Birthday MJ 23, Arcade of the Deserted, and The Creaking Stairs). We also talk about starting some Movie Commentary/Watchalongs, Goth 2 Boss, Blinged out Geek Squad Manager, Deadpool is the most cringe superhero to publicly enjoy, Goth Murder,  Buckethead and Travis Dickerson's Thanatopsis, Spenser chooses Charles Barkley to make an album about, Britain inspires Spenser to have bad hyperbolic takes, did Jordan Vine die?, an Adult Toy Story, Get Loli, Q-pilled Bucketbots, Cyberpunk 2077, Keanu Reeves, The Naked Man (1999), and some Epic Ralph Battles about Mayhem and Bratz (2007). Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

We've got an old friend and Producer/DJ Kurtiss as a guest today! Together we're listening to Pikes 223-225 (Dragging the Fence, Buildor, and Florrmat) We're also discussing: Hollertronix, not releasing acapellas is bad for music, Uffie (Curtis Vodka Remix), Kurtiss - The Curtis Vodka EP (2021), The Batman (2022), Spenser tries Del Taco for the first time, cooking with Guinness, Buckethead's project Cobra Strike, fence stories, truck stop knives, head shop kratom vs gas station kratom, piracy is cool, tool-pilled diaper boys, Exa Dark Sideræl Musk, Tool is dark grunge, jerking off to audio, ejaculated through the windshield, BuckQ-pilled, flat earth bucketbots, Spenser recommends Del Taco, Bratz (2007) and Epic Ralph Battles in History: Mike Kroger vs Vinnie Paul and Lars Ulrich vs Dave Mustaine.Check out The Curtis Vodka EPhttps://shop.mutualintentions.com/album/the-curtis-vodka-epor follow him online @kurtiss_official Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

The bois dive into 9/11 media, including the movies, video games, and music released on or around that fateful day. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

We have another guest! Who'd have guessed? Today we're joined by comedian Jesse Bercier, with whom we're gettin into the gritty with on Pikes 220-222 (Mirror Realms, Cove Cloud, and Out of the Attic). We also discuss: why would a 14-year old have Dental Dams?, Chumbawamba has the best politics, the differences between living in an Anarco-punk Commune and a Grindhouse, French should be only spoken by sexy older men (never children), does the Austin Powers stay on during sex? (yeah, baby!), MGK's Goth Wedding, the gothest boolean operators, Buckethead - Colma (1998), Shaft (2019) is about not putting the head of your penis in a vagina but instead just rubbing the Shaft against it, Snakes on a Plane (2006), Lemmy smelled bad, when Nic Cage gets grungy—he gets grungy, Zakk Wilde can do the intro to Iron Man with his asshole (boiled egg farts), Uncleback, The Thrashers (Canada), Shawn Colvin, a romantic evening watching Scooby Doo (2002), Breckin Meyer, and Epic Ralph Battles in History: Jackass Producers vs. Bam Margera and The San Antonio Police vs. Ozzy. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

We have guests today! Returning guest and concert producer Hellen and DJ Gre! Together we're wandering through Bucketheadland and checking into Pikes 217-219 (Pike Doors, Old Toys, and Raindrops on Christmas) and we're also diving into the wild wonderful world of pickled onions, DJ/LG relationships, Britain and their religious connection with Danny Tanner, the mount rushmore of Anchorage Alaska hobos, followthehat.com, Balenciaga Goth Crocs, RIP The Amazing Johnathan, PB&J Fries, Buckethead - In Search of The (2007), Buckethead NFTs, Spenser is an apologist for bad food service workers, DJ Gre punches his High School principal, the mount rushmore of lettuce, #bucketcoin, Buckethead NFTs, don't you dare harm a single hair on Jordan Vine's precious head, a David Draiman/Dane Cook, The Nineties: A Book by Chuck Klosterman, Scooby Doo (2002), not getting into a strange par asocial relationship with a weird Kiwi sissy, Heathcliff, and Epic Ralph Battles in History: A Press Agent vs Dana Carvey on set of Master of Disguise on 9/11, and John McAffee vs. Belize's gang suppression unit. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Giddy up mother fathers! We're hoppin on into Pikes 214-216 today (Trace Candle, Teleflecter, and Wheel of Ferris,) and we also hop into the odd and mystical universe of: the original Macintosh screen resolution, 5 Finger Death Punch's ex-drummer's Psycho Synner, new The Cure music on the way, Goth obituaries, Papa John at CPAC, Spenser throws out a fwb so he can have diarrhea, the lack of Buckethead Rule 34, Tony Hooper's All American Massacre (unreleased), Buckethead as Leatherface, the massage parlor boner ban, LEGO Fleshlight, the Mind of Mencia is a terrible medical affliction, teledildonics, unfavorable Big Daddy (1999) comparisons, Britain has the porn talk at 12, Spenser has a condo in Suplex City, the 10 Commandments of Buckethead, Artificial Intelligence: AI (2001), Doctor Sleep (2019), tugger Carlson, Britain likes a petite handjob, Buckethead is the Bret Hart of guitar, “Get Low” by Lil Jon & Ying Yang Twins, the prostate of mind, the politics of Bootsy Collins's friends, don't gender my big manicotti, Wilderun - Epigone (2022), Harvester (PC, 1996), Peacemaker (2022), Spenser marks for John Cena, John Cena v CM Punk feud (2011-2012), imagine what Buckethead's fingers can do…, NEW SEGMENT: [Epic Ralph Battles in History: Caesar vs. Vercingetorix and Seth Putnam vs. Chris Barnes], and creating a post-cast. Thanks so much to bucketbot @vodka.rat for the amazing message!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

It's the end of the month, and you know what that means: two quirked up white bois, goated with the sauce, breakin it down kinda sexual style!Today we're listening to 7 albums made in the past couple months, including:Cult of Luna- The Long Road NorthWilderun - EpigoneZeal & Ardor- Zeal & ArdorYung Kayo - DFTKAuthor & Punisher- KrüllerKrallice - Chystalline ExhaustionKorn - Requiem and talking about them! Join us!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

We're gonna discuss the first albums we ever purchased!Britain: Def Leppard - Retro Active (1993)Spenser: Weird Al - Dare to be Stupid (1985)A sample from a Patreon exclusive episode. Please support us in order to hear the whole thing!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

We're getting down like the clowns we are this week with Pikes 211-213 (Screen Door, Hornet, and Crumple) The emancipation proclamation didn't stop Audioslave, cat hats, Mayor McCheese is a corrupt politician, Britain gets blueballs (after getting caught dickin down outside the Old Folk's Clinic), moldy cantelopes are more creative, the French will fuck anything (dirty dick nation), Papa John sounds off on execs with no pizza experience, walking into a pool after you shit your pants, are Godsmack good?, Buckethead and the River City Drum Corps, it's more difficult to joke about good art, Britain's incredibly embarrassing fake piss story, drug testing, is Austin Powers about consent?, Ms. Swan from Mad TV is bad and racist, there's no IUDs or IOUs for assholes, Buckethead gives you wings, the best music all has satanic lyrics, what is crumble hash?, the musician that ever lived, American McGee is the only American I salute, there is no Christian equivalent to Glen Benton, let kids listen to young music if they want, Buckethead isn't always the best makeout music, Def Leppard - Retro Active (1993), Weird Al - Dare to be Stupid (1985), Deep Rock Galactic, Succession, Michael Sweet from Stryper sucks, and Charlie's Angels. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Together with Beck (aka The Love Doctor), we take the deepest possible dive into the shallowest possible pool: a one-minute scene from a movie Bam Margera wrote and directed. Welcome to our hell. Welcome to Ralph. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Even Steven Adler?On a Nothing Lasts Forever Livestream for Axl Rose's 60th Birthday, Britain suggests Guns n Roses Erotic Fanfic and Spenser finds the most depraved (and probably only) Guns n Roses x Sean Michaels gangbang story ever crafted. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Today we have a funny funny guest from the internet! Everett is also known as @rad_milk and they're here to play our stupid games and listen to Pikes 208-210 (The Wishing Brook, Rooms of Illusions, and Sunken Parlor) and we also discuss: Everett has twins (but no twin-sized bed), Arby's, the 1999 Ford Mustang Coupe, Spenser needs to shut the fuck up with his Herman Cain jokes, the juicy version of Spenser, Goth News: Mia Goth's half-goth, half-LaBeof child, Jack White stealing Meg White's last name and divorcing her (Seven Nation Alimony), Young Buckethead Vol 1+2 (2006), the origin of Saucy Patches, what kinda milk does Gene Ween buy?, Glory Hole is just anther Dick in the Wall, spears are better for medieval warfare than swords (in general,) forming a Roman Phalanx out of a Taco Bell crew, 9/11 reenactment actors, Sports/Anime subcultures, the best effects pedals for tripping on LSD, Santana's Woodstock Acid trip, Steely Dance, George Michael getting arrested for oral sex in a park restroom, airbrushed car art, Uncle Van, smoking weed with a song, Spenser's new cat and the juicy version of Spenser have the same name (starting a rumor about Juicy Spenser's buttlift), Dimebag Darrell, Pretty Fucking Magical (PFM), Arby's vigilante, skingasms are awesome, the return of JORDAN VINE, pokemon saying each others names is a slur, Spenser is a theme song length hypocrite, Unseen Terror - Human Error (1987) and Garfield Grindcore, Dawson's Creek, Matthew Lillard is a superior hacker to Kevin Smith, 30:55-31:49 on Minghags (2009) “My Name is Ralph”, Bamantha Margera, being cool enough to not have the internet, the ouroboros eating its own ass, and the Raddest types of Milk. Follow Everett @rad_milk on Twitter & Instagram!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Our good friend Matt Collins is back to explore Pike 205-207 (2 Days Til Halloween: Cold Frost, Happy Halloween: Silver Shamrock, and 365 Days Til Halloween: Smash), we also discuss: Prince Midnight's uncle guitar, Matt's new documentary Why Not (link below), getting reposted by Raffi (Raffi is Antifa), Beakman's Attempted Insurrection, does Spenser have a cat?, Hamburger Helper - Watch the Stove (2016), Christmas Crocs, Neil Young leaving Spotify because of Joe Rogan, Raffi going off on Rogan, New Segment - Goth News, Nic Cage is now Goth, Buckethead's collaboration with Jonas Hellborg and Michael Shrieve, Enigma - A Return to Innocence, the coldest you've ever been, when is noise music appropriate?, too many piss jugs, The Offspring's Smash was released on Britain's 6th birthday (and the day they found Kurt Cobain dead [and a week before Garfield's Insults, Put Downs & Slams was released), shitting the bed at an Air B&B, the “Alaskan Pipeline”, inappropriately timed handjobs, road head is dangerous(ly cool), Ghosts of Mars (2001), Holbrook/Twain: An American Odyssey (2014), judging a book by its cover, and the brand new Bucketcast Discord. Check out Matt's Documentary: Why Not: A Year in the Life of The AK Comicshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jfIsKMvat8Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

It's our very first monthly music roundup! This week we're listening to and reviewing:Big Dumb Face - Christmas in the Cave of Dagoth (2021)Khemmis - Deceiver (2021)Earl Sweatshirt - Sick! (2022)Theon Cross - Intra-I (2021)Power Paladin - With The Magic of Windfyre Steel (2022) Wiegedood- There's Always Blood at the End of the Road (2022)We also discuss: Britain doesn't like Pancakes, Jason Suecof and Crotchduster - Big Fat Box of Shit (2004), the spirit of Ween, At the Gates - Slaughter of the Soul (1995), Chromeo - Quarantine Casanova (2020), Mach-Hommy - Pray for Haiti (2021), Tuba album, the different types of Power Metal, Britain will criticize most bands for not having a bassist, Martyr - Warp Zone (2000) and Feeding the Abscess (2006), Tears For Fears, and albums we're looking forward to next month. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Today these buttholes are gettin down and dirty with Pikes 202-204 [5-3 Days Til Halloween](Scrapbook Front, Silent Photo, and Crow Hedge) we also discuss how 69ing isn't great when you keep having to come up for air, jerking off and brining your penis, incompetent supervisors failing, Nash Bridges (2021), Tommy Chong is still alive, TNT Drama “Boom”, SpongeBob Squarepants speed runs, Spenser's nostalgia machine, young Britain's life, Manowar is the WWE of metal, Diablo 2/3 Necromancer class, Buckethead's history with Science Faxtion, Spenser watches some people have sex through their window, Britain likes to jerk off while taking dumps in public restrooms, glory holes photos, Mesothelioma, the water cooler triangle cups, Goth Night faux pas, Slash's titties, comparing old guitarists to new new guitarists, who's the reuben guy?, buying candles, Power Paladin - With the Magic of Wyndfire Steel (2022), and running down our monthly music roundup!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Britain and Spenser talk about Scooby Doo and KISS Rock & Roll Mystery (2015). Subscribe to the Patreon to get the full scoop!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Today we're joined by a guest! The hilarious and charming Levon is joining us from Knife Nuts Podcast, and together we're discovering Pikes 199-201 [8-6 Days Til Halloween](Flare Up, Cavernous, and Underlair,) also Britain is only halfway through the broken foot boot-phase, Spenser maybe gets a new job?, Spenser's ongoing maintenance problems, Quantum Leaping into the maintenance guy, Buckethead in Derek Bailey's Company 91 (1992), Jay Z is not JZ (John Zorn), canned whole chicken, The Goddamn Gallows - The Maker, a rotting lizard under your car seat, dungeon banjo, putting on music to watch pornography, the last (and worst) pair of underwear that you should really throw away, the Zorn of the family at Thanksgiving, What kind of knife is Buckethead?, Britain recalls what it's like to take a shit on acid, Buckethead vs Boot-on-head 2016, “Knife Try”, could a professional weightlifter be a bucketbot?, gotta let the internet know that your girlfriend is hot, introverted inverted perverted and inserted, the one Qanon Bucketbot, Hiding the Wookie in a secret fleshlight, Scooby Doo and Kiss Rock and Roll Mystery (2015), Wreche - S/T, Awesome Games Done Quick (AGDQ), Summoningsalt, all projects matter, and recounting red characters.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

We're here again with our buddy Mark Bronzino (guitarist of Kontusion, ANS, Mammoth Grinder, Iron Reagan, GHOSTEMANE, etc.) to talk about The Gathering of Juggalos, the connection between juggalo culture and hot dogs, and the wild world of juggalo tabletop gaming. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Today we have a semi-anonymous guest: BRAD. Together with Brad, we're exploring Pikes 196-198 [11-9 Days Til Halloween](Reflection, Residue, and Eye on Spiral), we also discuss how every metal show should have someone playing the washboard, Spenser's plumbing predicament (feat. weird anti-mask maintenance dude), Randy Newman sucks, we don't know what we use the swear jar for, big sex fans on the cast, guessing how many dicks you can fit in a wizard's sleeve?, Buckethead and George S. Clinton (not to be confused with Funk Pioneer George Clinton), chugga chugga Chattanooga, Jay Mascis vs. Kevin Shields bad noise jam, Spenser has a surprisingly good imagination for CBT footwear, Dennis Rodman is a fashion queen, Don't Look Up (2021), Juggalo Country: Inside the World of Insane Clown Posse and America's Weirdest Music Scene by Craven Rock, communities that police themselves (Brit fucks up at goth night), Hiroshi Suzuki - Cat (1975), and a call to get down with the Crocs or get stomped out. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

We're back with comedian Breck (aka Kewlshrek) to sink forever deeper into quicksand fetishism. Subscribe to our patreon for the full episode!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Today we're diving into the odd depths of Pikes 193-195[14-12 Days Til Halloween](Voice From the Dead Forest, Maple Syrup, and Face Sling Shot), we also discuss: How 69 is the only thing Spenser has to look forward to, things always get worse (before they get better or not), is Glen Benton conservative?, Lucien Graves and The Satanic Temple, Hail Satan? (2018), Metallica - Re-Reload, Democrats don't want to do anything for anybody, Let's Fuck Brandon, anime sends Spenser into a fugue state, Love on a Leash (2011), Dirty Love (2005), Britain shaves off all their body hair, Buckethead & Pinchface, bad movie reboots (Halloween & Star Trek), the Maple Syrup story, Britain's waffle ice cream sandwiches, Nick Begich and HAARP conspiracies, getting noise complaints from over a mile away, portable toilet reviews, jerking off while taking a shit, when did LOST get bad?, Saga (the comic), trombone is the gayest horn, continuing the young boner conversation, Final Fantasy VII remake, and Spenser wants to fuck the hunchback girl from The Witcher (as a hunchback, not after she turns normal). Thanks for the messages from @djmorrisonster, @burgerwolf, and @spacewizardsinspaceSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Today the Bucketbois are flying solo into the void of Pikes 190-192 [17-15 Days Til Halloween](1079, Cellar, and Grotesques). We also discuss how Bill Cosby is a fan of the pod, dipping in the big toe (of experience), having sex with your doppelgänger, a 5-Pentagram General, who is the alpha Spenser at the geek squad?, Britain's fucked up foot, Spenser breaks his foot as a kid, a history of Buckethead interviews, Mesothelioma, the worst Pike?, the Tandoori Chicken guy (one of the worst customers), A Boy and His Dog (1975), Stargate Fans, gettin Parrotpilled in Margaritaville with Jimmy Buffet, New Rule: We won't show feet on the stream (unless they're Spenser's), Doom (2016), Overcooked 1+2, and putting bible verses over pictures of Yanni.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

It's our end of the year Album of the Year Podcast! Part 2 of 2!Together  with former guests, we're telling you all our favorite albums from Join us! Extra special thanks to all our listeners and guests for such a fantastic year!2021! In no particular order other than the order we talk about them,  we're getting into:Mach-Hommy - Pray for HaitiBadbadnotgood- TalkMemory Flashback - Wide AwakeCarcass - Torn ArteriesLantlos- WildhundCrowded House - Dreamers are WaitingEmma-Jean Thackray - YellowRivers of Nihil- The WorkYoung Dolph & Key Glock- Dum and Dummer 2 Lingua Ignota - Sinner Get ReadyVulture- Dealin' DeathKanye West- DondaArchspire - Bleed The FutureJoin us! Extra special thanks to all our listeners and guests for such a fantastic year!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

It's our end of the year Album of the Year Podcast! Part 1 of 2!Together with former guests, we're telling you all our favorite albums from 2021! In no particular order other than the order we talk about them, we're getting into:NYX & Gazelle Twin - Deep EnglandSteve Moore - Gone WorldKEY - Bad LoveLonelady - Former ThingsSuffering Hour - The Cyclic ReckoningDollhouse - The First Day of SpringParcels - Day/NightTurnstile - Glow OnWolf Alice - Blue WeekendWormwood - ArkivetJohn Carpenter - Lost Themes 3: Alive After DeathTyler the Creator - Call Me if You Get LostRedemptor - AgoniaATVM - Familne, Putrid and Fucking EndlessThe Chisel - RetaliationJoin us! Extra special thanks to all our listeners and guests for such a fantastic year!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Today we're joined by Musician and Artist Prince Midnight! Together we're going through Pikes 187-189 [20-18 Days of Halloween](Forgotten Experiment, Light in Window, and Blue Squared) and we also discuss: making a guitar out of the skeleton of your beloved dead uncle, skateboard guitars, the story and intent behind the Lars Ulrich Toilet (ain't goofing on Lars), exploring unconventional creative spaces, Buckethead's non-solo concert history, John Zorn-adjacent, Assuck, Noise Music, Spenser says Raccoons in WA don't have rabies (true) and there's no rabies in WA (false), raccoons falling from trees, Richard Simmon's very specific shorts, a Spirit Halloween in a defunct Pizza Hut, making love to a pizza dough real doll, the pizza lady to Lars Ulrich toilet pipeline, the two types of guys that open a pizza joint, the best way to piss in a bottle and the best bottles to piss in, and Spenser conjures a Garlic Bagel Shirt.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Today we're joined by our old friend, stoned metalhead titan Rott! Together we're talking about Pikes 184-186 [23-21 Days Till Halloween](Wax, I Got This Costume from the Sears, and Cement Decay), and we also get into: Mark Macguire and the home run race, alaskanbands.com, Alaskan bands then vs. now, weird scene uncle, weed suppositories, the dangers of boofing, smoking three packs of camel wides a day, vape flavors, Buckethead and DJ Disk, comparing the Pikes to weed, cumsocks, and uncomfortable talks with the doctor, butthole technique, taking a poop in a strip club bathroom, In Search of the Miraculous by Pyotr Ouspenskii, Cocaine & Rhinestones Podcast, Foundation (TV, 2021), Britain broke their foot and starts falling asleep on percocet, Rottcasts 2.0, and donating your used fleshlights.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

We have return guests! Together with Monte (ep26) and Andrew (ep20) we're discussing Pikes 181-183 (Bogwitch, Window Fragment, and Screaming Scalp) Monte should get a Leather Trenchcoat/Tophat, the dude on LiveLeak who hangs out in septic tanks, Buckethead & John Zorn, Free Jazz Glory Hole, favorite chores, Andrew's sleep terror on tour, Britain trusts nobody (on today's cast), top Juice lists, the noise scene all works at Autozone, more talk about the importance of young boners, Andrew fucks girls off craigslist (while living in a van), Britain plays jazz, Technical MILF Death Metal, Midnight Mass, Tender is the Flesh by Agustina Bazterrica, Modern Color, Junius, Cynic, Redemptor - Agonia, Werner Herzog's Encounters at the End of the World, and Klaus Kinski. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Sample of a Patreon exclusive episode where we explore quicksand fetishism and try to understand why sinking gets so many people off. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/gettinhead)

Today we're joined by our friend Stephen (@streetsnacks) to explore Pikes 178-180 (Blurmwood, The Insides of Outsides, and Cavern Guide), we also discuss: Ripping/Burning Slipknot bootleg CDs, WalMart Censored CDs, Hot Topic (and other temperatures of Topic), Parrotheads are the worst of all people in existence, the origin of ‘Pike', Megadeth's Cryptocurrency, Smegma, Buckethead & Bryan ‘Brain' Mantia, is this podcast just an incredibly elaborate troll?, Britain would rather be playing pinball than doing this podcast, Spenser can't find Semen Hitler online (but Britain can), jerking off in the house of mirrors, Rock n Roll Wrestling, Parrotpilled Bucketbots, Biker Singles Facebook, The Leprechaun is totally Juggalo-related, Genocide Pact - S/T (2021), Top Dog (1995), Diablo II Resurrected, and quicksandfans.com.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/gettinhead)

We read jokes from Garfield's Big Fat Hairy Jokebook (1994) and Garfield's Insults, Put-Downs & Slams (1994). This is a sample from a Patreon-only episode. Subscribe there for weekly bonus episodes. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Today we're joined by hilarious comedian/memer Breck aka @kewlshrek to listen to Pikes 175-177 (Quilted, Visitor from the Mirror, and Swollen Glasses) and together what is the MILFiest peanut butter?, at what temperature can you no longer masturbate?, Brit podcasts through his trauma, difficult names (Spenser for Hire vs. Spencer's Gifts), Lars Ulrich Toilet (Skeleton Guitar), Stealing War Metal Valor, Buckethead's history with The Deli Creeps, bassist names, Spense can Yannidrop all day, Yanni vs. Tesh, quicksand fetish forums, Brit watches NOFX documentaries, Noise Show experiences, the diaperiest bands, haunted houses, The Grateful Dead Update, Rancid, Croc facts, Jibbitz, Nikki Sixx as a barometer of cool, Garfield Joke Books, Hüstler, Nutritional Yeast, The Always Sunny Podcast,  and The Curse of Von Dutch.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

We're gonna listen to Megadeth, eat lunch, and talk about it. This is a sample of a Patreon-only episode of a review of Metallica's Kill Em All (1983). Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Today we're joined by musician/tattoo artist Dan Bones! Together we're diving into Pikes 171-173 (Crest of the Hill, The Blob, and Last House on Slunk Street). We also discuss how Andrew Yang probably had a Rickenbacker he didn't know how to play, buying instruments you don't need, Spenser has a new doppelgänger on the Geek Squad, is having sex with your doppelgänger masturbation?, Brit and Spense go to the Hard Rock Cafe, Guy Fieri's Manhattan restaurant, The History of Buckethead's Touring Bands, our guest saw Buckethead play with Primus and we're big fuckin envious, we are an anti-Ghost podcast, Bumblefoot is the best Buckethead impersonator, what kind of benders does Buckethead go on?, Spense and Dan have a conversation in code, Tom Petty was a good songwriter but sucked at singing, Dave Navarro Lives Mas, Britain is a Californimpotent, the coolest balloon animals, Intelligent Dance Music, running Doom on a pregnancy test, Carl's Asshole (a tattoo story), Floor Glory Holes, Varg Vikernes is a poopy boy, Cum Corner, My Little Pony Perverts, Parcels - Day/Night, The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996), Megadeth - Risk, Red Fiction - Clone 13, and falling asleep while getting a blowjob.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Oh no we're stuck in podcast purgatory reviewing Buckethead pikes 169-171 (The Windowsill, Washed Away, and A Ghost Took My Homework) we also discuss how if Eddie Vedder isn't 57 he probably should be, Pearl Jam's merch warehouse, wrestling and anime exponentialize masturbation, blowing dab smoke on dried semen, Archspire - Bleed the Future (2021), Dying Fetus - Destroy the Opposition, Spenser looks like Blake Anderson from Workaholics, big dick mormons, Joseph Smith was into CBT, Buckethead and Shawn Lane, Victor Wooten, the most fun instrument is the one you don't main, fretless bass is the Will Riker of instruments, Bucketdjent, Gorepussy, The Sloppy Boys, looking at porn in the library isn't illegal (and Spense is a hater about it), do wake up call services still exist?, getting drunk at a chain restaurant with the word “Rock” in the name, Rivers of Nihil - The Work, The New Mastodon isn't great, and The Black Dahlia Murder.We have a voicemail just for the cast! Leave us a message @ (425)310-2416Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)