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Best podcasts about shelby wolstein

Latest podcast episodes about shelby wolstein

Bless These Braces
Camp Romance with Shelby Wolstein

Bless These Braces

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2024 39:06


Comedian and writer Shelby Wolstein (Keeping Records) joins Tam to recount her elaborate Bat Mitzvah entrance and kissing at camp after a concussion before they figure out the premise for a perfect pilot. Key Moments 01:57 - Periods and hemorrhoids 03:55 - Growing up Jewish, going to camp 07:00 - Learning Torah 11:30 - Shelby Wolstein's Amazing Bat Mitzvah Entrance 17:15 - Don't Let Your Mom Choose Your AOL Screenname 20:18 - "Dating" In Middle School 25:20 - Don't Do This After Sex 30:50 - Bat Mitzvah videos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So True with Caleb Hearon
Shelby Wolstein is On a Short Leash

So True with Caleb Hearon

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2024 56:46


Well well well, look who we have here! Today's guest is comedian/writer Shelby Wolstein! Shelby and Caleb talk about their podcasting history, moving to LA together during lockdown, their dads, and much more! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel! https://youtube.com/@sooootruepod?si=9v1KQY_NK2M0k2T2 See Caleb Live on Tour! https://calebhearon.komi.io/ Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/SoTruePodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink Follow Shelby! @shelbywolstein Follow the Show! @sooootruepodFollow Caleb! @calebsaysthings    

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Boys Club
Ep. 65 - Shelby Wolstein "Montessori School is the Hang"

Boys Club

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2023 83:53


This week the boys are joined by Shelby Wolstein! Shelby is an LA based comedian and writer. You may recognize her from the Silk Chiffon music video! Hello! You can follow Shelby on socials @shelbywolstein

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Review Revue
Tupperware (w/ Shelby Wolstein!)

Review Revue

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2023 77:09


This week, special guest Shelby Wolstein joins Reilly and Alfred as they uncover family secrets and eat pie 4 days a week.  Follow at: IG: @reillyanspaugh  Twitter: @reilecoyote  Produced by Daniel Ramos @Schubirds Advertise on Review Revue via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Introducing: Headgum Happy Hour

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Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2022 65:59


Consider this your official invite to hang with us in the Headgum backyard: it's the Headgum Happy Hour, our new monthly stand-up comedy show! Hosted by the Headgummers you know and (we hope) love, Amir Blumenfeld, Geoffrey James, and Danny Sellers! In our inaugural episode, comedians Shelby Wolstein & EJ Marcus, Avital Ash, Liza Treyger, and Ian Karmel take us back to school for some stories to close out the summer. Along the way, the audience becomes an unwilling focus group for Geoff's Shark Tank ideas. Grab tickets to the next Headgum Happy Hour taping on November 3rd. Watch the video version on Youtube Like the show? Rate and review it on Spotify and Apple Podcasts Check out Shelby & EJ's podcast Keeping Records, Liza's podcast Enemies, and Ian's Podcast All Fantasy Everything Advertise on Headgum Happy Hour via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Headgum Happy Hour
Back to School (w/ Shelby Wolstein and EJ Marcus, Avital Ash, Liza Treyger, Ian Karmel)

Headgum Happy Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2022 65:30


Welcome to Headgum Happy Hour, a monthly stand up comedy show! In our inaugural episode, comedians Shelby Wolstein & EJ Marcus, Avital Ash, Liza Treyger, and Ian Karmel take us back to school for some stories to close out the summer. Along the way, the audience becomes an unwilling focus group for Geoff's Shark Tank ideas. Hosted by: Amir Blumenfeld, Geoffrey James, and Danny Sellers Grab tickets to the next Headgum Happy Hour taping on November 3rd. Watch the video version on Youtube (starting at 8am EST on 10/28) Like the show? Rate and review it on Spotify and Apple Podcasts Check out Shelby & EJ's podcast Keeping Records, Liza's podcast Enemies, and Ian's Podcast All Fantasy Everything Advertise on Headgum Happy Hour via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Headgum Podcast
Introducing: Headgum Happy Hour

The Headgum Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2022 65:59


Consider this your official invite to hang with us in the Headgum backyard: it's the Headgum Happy Hour, our new monthly stand-up comedy show! Hosted by the Headgummers you know and (we hope) love, Amir Blumenfeld, Geoffrey James, and Danny Sellers! In our inaugural episode, comedians Shelby Wolstein & EJ Marcus, Avital Ash, Liza Treyger, and Ian Karmel take us back to school for some stories to close out the summer. Along the way, the audience becomes an unwilling focus group for Geoff's Shark Tank ideas. Grab tickets to the next Headgum Happy Hour taping on November 3rd. Watch the video version on Youtube (starting at 8am EST on 10/28) Like the show? Rate and review it on Spotify and Apple Podcasts Check out Shelby & EJ's podcast Keeping Records, Liza's podcast Enemies, and Ian's Podcast All Fantasy Everything Advertise on Headgum Happy Hour via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keeping Records
Haunt Me, Paul (with Sam Sanders)

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2022 96:56


An episode full of shocking revelations. Someone in the room (EJ) has never been to TGI Friday's. Someone else in the room (Shelby) thinks Taylor Swift is a psychopath. And someone else in the room (our guest Sam Sanders [It's Been a Minute, Vibe Check, Into It]) didn't know that Jason Mraz says he's Mr. A to Z because Mr. A to Z spells... Mraz . Also we rarely get this topical/controversial but if you're looking for a primer on the entire DWD drama between Oliv*a and H*rry and J*son, we've got a literal NPR reporter (our guest Sam Sanders) to take you through it beat by beat.  At some point, artifacts were sent to the aliens.  Sam's Artifacts:  Continuum by John Mayer (Music) "Pop-Up Video" (Audio-Visual) Really Good California Edibles (Drug) Carly Rae Jepson (Person) Funyons (Food) Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper (Ephemera) Follow Sam on Twitter and Instagram. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keeping Records
Vermonster (with Allison Raskin)

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2022 83:41


Shelby gets a little philosophical. Allison helps us get a little introspective. And EJ has chapped lips.  Allison Raskin (writer/director/comedian/YouTuber/podcaster/mental health advocate!!!) is here for some high brow, some low brow, some pure comedy gold. And the artifacts? Ohhhh these artifacts. You don't see artifacts like these every day. There's music and movies and food and warm feelings, which (we hope) are all the aliens' favorite things (fingers crossed). Also, our source at NASA has all but confirmed that this record manifested the Blink-182 reunion tour announced this week, so if you're 28-38 years old..... you're welcome, from all of us here at Keeping Records/NASA :-) Allison's Artifacts:  Get Over It (2001 Film) Blink-182's Enema of the State (1999 Music Album) Allison's Childhood Stuffed Animal BobFred (Ephemera) Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream in the Flavor Coffee Coffee BuzzBuzzBuzz! (Food) The Feeling Of Someone You Love Wrapping a Dry Towel Around You When You Get Out Of a Pool (Feeling) Follow Allison on Instagram and Twitter. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keeping Records
The Town Crier (with George Civeris and Sam Taggart)

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2022 85:02


Well looky who we have here: it's the literal titans of the heterosexual podcasting world, George Civeris and Sam Taggart (Straightiolab). To keep things super duper straight this episode, the gang discuss Reese Witherspoon, owls, Lady Gaga, taking a nice long walk in the fall, and then circling back to Reese Witherspoon again.  The aliens also get the BOGO deal of a lifetime with two sets of artifacts rocketing off into space:  George's Artifacts:  The Final Scene Of The Movie Wild (Film Scene) The Music Video For the Song "Why Go?" by Faithless ft. Estelle (Music Video) Using Leftover Pasta Sauce to Make Shakshuka For Lunch the Next Day (Food Hack) Sam's Artifacts: Lady Gaga Muppet Christmas Special (Audio-Visual) The Feeling When A Guy You Think Is Straight Turns Out To Be Bi (Feeling) Season 3 Episode 7 of HBO's Girls When They Go To The Beach House (TV Episode) Follow George on Instagram and Twitter, follow Sam on Instagram and Twitter, and follow Straightiolab on Instagram and Twitter! Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

High and Mighty
384: Babysitting (w/ Shelby Wolstein)

High and Mighty

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2022 70:00


Comedian and writer Shelby Wolstein joins gabrus to talk about that job we all did way before we should've been working.Check out gabrus' other podcast, Action Boyz.And every Monday night at 11EST you can listen and talk with gabrus LIVE on his weekly movie show THE MOVIE BUFF or listen to some PREVIOUS EPISODESShout out to Hello Fresh, First Person & Magic Spoon for sponsoring this episode.Go to HelloFresh.com/high65 and use code high65 for 65% off plus free shipping!Go to getfirstperson.com and use code MIGHTY for 15% off your first order.Go to magicspoon.com/ham and use our promo code HAM at checkout to save five dollars off your order!Advertise on High & Mighty via Gumball.fm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keeping Records
Church Giggles (with Paul F. Tompkins)

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 83:14


Things discussed: tortoises, sperm whales, elephant seals, octopi, persian cucumbers, regular cucumbers, gerkins, Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap.  Things not discussed: why EJ is training his cat, and what techniques he is using to achieve his goals.  And who better to discuss and not discuss these things with than professional discusser Paul F. Tompkins (Comedy Bang Bang!, Threedom, Mr. Show)??? Blessed to have him grace the Keeping Records studios with this hyper-specific list of space-bound mementos.  Paul's Artifacts:  The Sound Tortoises Make (Sound) A Beach Towel Being Laid Out at the Beach (Experience) The Sesame Street Alien Skit (Audio-visual) Church Giggles (Shared Experience) Follow Paul on Twitter and Instagram and buy tickets to his upcoming Varietopia show at the Elysian Theater! Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ghosted! by Roz Hernandez
EJ Marcus & Shelby Wolstein

Ghosted! by Roz Hernandez

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 57:59


From the podcast "Keeping Records" EJ Marcus and Shelby Wolstein join Roz to talk about all kinds of paranormal stuff including the existence of UFOs, glass breaking as a possible sign of spirit communication, a famous office poltergeist in the 1960s, 2 haunted eBay dolls, past lives...oh honey, a lot is getting covered in this ep! Video version of this episode: TBD Please join https://www.patreon.com/Rozdrezfalez for exclusive Roz content including weekly videos and a bonus episode this week! Do you have a real-life ghost story for Roz to read on the air? Please rate Ghosted! 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and leave your story in the review or send your stories on overto GhostedByRoz@gmail.com with the subject line “Listener Episode”. Follow Roz on instagram @rozhernandez and be sure to join the facebook group! Sources from this ep:  https://www.occultopedia.com/r/rosenheim.htm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcZCKmYEyhQ&ab_channel=WeirdWorld https://occult-world.com/rosenheim-poltergeist-case/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Ghosted! by Roz Hernandez
EJ Marcus & Shelby Wolstein

Ghosted! by Roz Hernandez

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 59:16


From the podcast "Keeping Records" EJ Marcus and Shelby Wolstein join Roz to talk about all kinds of paranormal stuff including the existence of UFOs, glass breaking as a possible sign of spirit communication, a famous office poltergeist in the 1960s, 2 haunted eBay dolls, past lives...oh honey, a lot is getting covered in this ep! Video version of this episode: TBD Please join https://www.patreon.com/Rozdrezfalez for exclusive Roz content including weekly videos and a bonus episode this week! Do you have a real-life ghost story for Roz to read on the air? Please rate Ghosted! 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and leave your story in the review or send your stories on overto GhostedByRoz@gmail.com with the subject line “Listener Episode”. Follow Roz on instagram @rozhernandez and be sure to join the facebook group! Sources from this ep:  https://www.occultopedia.com/r/rosenheim.htm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcZCKmYEyhQ&ab_channel=WeirdWorld https://occult-world.com/rosenheim-poltergeist-case/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Keeping Records
My Name is Mother (with Jon Gabrus)

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2022 98:00


Anya (who writes these episode descriptions, hello) finally gets a long awaited and much deserved apology from Shelby, in absentia. I guess I had to fly across the country to give Shelby the distance she needed to make amends. I've forgiven and I've forgotten. While I was away, Shelby and EJ decided the podcast is perfect (true) and that the funniest person in the world is Jon Gabrus (also true). He stopped by to talk about how super awkward it is to have a sleepover at someone else's house at a young age and how super awkward it is to take a poop at the airport. If you're one of our listeners located in Long Island who just got podcasts within the last 10 years, we welcome you to the show. Gabrus's Artifacts:  Big Trouble in Little China (1986 Film) The Scene From Clueless Where Cher Comes Down The Stairs in a Calvin Klein Dress (1995 Film Scene/Gabrus's Sexual Awakening) Henry Cavill In A Bathroom in Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018 Film Scene/Gabrus's Queer Sexual Awakening) The Unlicensed Ice Cream Salesmen on Long Island Beaches (People) Follow Gabrus on Twitter and Instagram and listen to him on his Headgum podcasts, High and Mighty & Corked!   Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keeping Records
Gay Is This (with Bridger Winegar)

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2022 88:37


You know what feels nice? When a guest takes this assignment seriously for once. Many thanks to Bridger Winegar (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Black Monday, I Said No Gifts!) for putting his personal and professional life on hold for a month to prep for this episode, curating and revising a list of artifacts, and agonizing over making a good alien-first-impression to answer what will undoubtedly be their first question: what is gay? Bridger's Artifacts:  Carol of the Bells (Audio) Wave Race 64 (Video Game) A photo of Bridger as a ballroom dancer (Visual) "Drop the Pilot" by Joan Armatrading (Audio)  Follow Bridger on Twitter and Instagram. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Phoney & Call-y Podcast
Episode 47: Communications (with guests Shelby Wolstein & EJ Marcus)

The Phoney & Call-y Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2022 107:15


Tony is glistening. He's comfortable to let Johnny believe it's sweat from his toils, but really he's just gotten out of the shower! Johnny is behind on his Zoom updates and makes some brilliant observations about the usage of multiple decimal points in software versions. Then, in a 2nd Fourway segment, co-hosts of the podcast Keeping Records Shelby Wolstein and EJ Marcus come on to talk open concept design, piss strength, and their relatively-new friendship! Tony grapples with the disappointment of yet more guests who have not seen For All Mankind. And Johnny is gutted by a second week in a row where Johnny's Game has dispirited the guests. Everyone says a favorite pastry, and we're out.

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Keeping Records
Stick to the Shore (with Chuck Bryant)

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2022 93:02


This episode is for our sweet n earnest lil freaks ONLY. We mean it!!!! If you're not prepared to shed a tear as longtime podcaster/friend of the show/loving dad Chuck Bryant talks about his favorite episode of his kid's favorite TV show, you should probably turn back now!!!! (OK, now that it's just us sweethearts, we can tell you about the rest of the episode: Shelby comes up with a plan for getting lost in a crowd, EJ pulls out an obscure metaphor never uttered before by man or extra-terrestrial, and Chuck probably wonders why his illustrious podcast career brought him to this moment, watching two people do an improv scene with a bear for some reason.)  Jaws (1975 Film) The Sleepytime episode of Bluey (Children's TV episode) This Queen performance of "Somebody to Love" live in Montreal (Audio-visual) Musicless Music Videos on Youtube (Audio-visual) The guy that fell off his bike in college and acted like he was reading a book (Memory) I Think You Should Leave (TV show) Follow Chuck's podcasts on Twitter and Instagram. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Punch Up The Jam
'The Lazy Song' by Bruno Mars (w/ Shelby Wolstein and EJ Marcus)

Punch Up The Jam

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2022 85:23


Shelby and EJ philosophically probe Bruno Mars' “Lazy Song,” invisibly asking: if you have the laziest day in the history of days, didn't that, well, probably require some great amount of planning and effort on that part? And don't you get additional marks off if you even thought about doing P90X, or any other thing from the year 2011? Guests: Shelby Wolstein and EJ Marcus of Keeping Records podcast. Walk-in music: 'I'll Get Along' by Michael Kiwanuka; 'Over The Rainbow' by Israel Kamakawiwoʻole; 'Door' by Caroline Polchek; 'The Way' by Clay Aiken. Follow Punch Up The Jam on Twitter and Instagram Get the punch-ups for yourself and support the show on Patreon Like the show? Rate Punch Up The Jam 5 stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Andrew and Evan. Advertise on Punch Up The Jam via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keeping Records
All Roads Lead to Rome (with Nicole Byer)

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2022 74:29


Welcome to the thunderdome: this week, it's hosts vs. producers as we battle for historical accuracy in the space where it matters most, the intro to this podcast. Sound off/take sides in the comments. Then, Nicole Byer (Why Won't You Date Me?, Nailed It!, Grand Crew) fits us into her busy schedule this week (she flies to London every morning to workout with her British trainer, Ben, which eats up a lot of time actually) to discuss alien buttholes and what notes she would have given Kim K on that video (yes, that video) if she were her mom/manager/momager. Nicole's Artifacts Dunkaroos and/or Dippin Dots (Food) Vodka soda (Cocktail) Strip Clubs (Business) Mushrooms (Psychedelic) Wigs (Accessory) Follow Nicole on Twitter and Instagram and listen to her Headgum podcast, Newcomers! Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Shelby Wolstein and EJ Marcus Have Never Seen Bridget Jones Diary

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 74:51


Shelby Wolstein and EJ Marcus Have Never Seen Bridget Jones Diary, but they rewrote it and we read their script! The co-hosts of Keeping Records Podcast struggled to find a movie they both hadn't seen. We take on their script, then play a nice little pile of Never Seen It games!  Stay tuned after the episode for a preview of Character Study, where Kyle and friends debate the favorite movies of fictional TV characters. Find the full episodes at patreon.com/neverseenit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Keeping Records
One of Our Funniest Murderers (with Jamie Loftus)

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2022 102:00


Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, welcome back. We have perhaps never meant it to more??? Keeping Records is all the way back, with the new EJ and the old Shelby and all that record-making you love or hate or agree with or disagree with or tolerate. And could we have asked for a better first guest back than comedian/writer/podcaster-to-the-stars Jamie Loftus? No we could not. Finally all together in the studio, the gang puzzled over some really important questions like: Should you get a pet snake? (No.) Should one have sex with their car? (Only if the car is cool/souped up.) Why is Australia scary but New Zealand not scary? (Unsure.) And other questions that are really worth considering!!! Jamie's Artifacts Jamie's mom's 30th birthday video (Audio-visual) Lemony Snickett Books (Book Series) The Jinx (2015 Documentary Series) The Volcano Couple (Historical Figures) Going to the bathroom right before or after doing something significant and looking in the mirror and being like remember this!!!! (Feeling) The Court Scene From I, Tonya (Film Scene) The Hot Dog episode of How It's Made (Audio-visual) Follow Jamie on Twitter and Instagram be sure to listen to Ghost Church wherever you get your podcasts! Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Senior Superlatives with Greta Titelman
Faculty Brat (w/ EJ Marcus)

Senior Superlatives with Greta Titelman

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 56:14


Fellow Headgum podcaster and comedian EJ Marcus joins Greta this week with a harrowing age difference. They discuss EJ's foray into high school theatre and being part of a feminist tap dance team, how the "cool kids" in Portland are just outdoorsy, and how easy it was to get out of being grounded. Plus, a rare apology in the Guidance Counselor's office!Listen to EJ and co-host Shelby Wolstein on Keeping Records (a Headgum podcast)!   Knock Knock! If you want the Guidance Counselor (Greta) to give you advice from your high school past, email seniorsuperlativespod@gmail.com with the subject line "Classmates Corner" with a brief description of what you want to get off your chest from your youth! Who knows, maybe Greta and her next guest will read your submission and offer some sound guidance... Watch this, and all episodes of, Senior Superlatives with Greta Titelman here.   Senior Superlatives listeners can get a free 14 day trial to Emjoy with the link letsemjoy.com/podcastFollow Greta:Twitter: @gertie_birdInstagram: @gertiebirdTikTok: @gertie_birdFollow The Show:Instagram: @seniorsuperlativespod Follow EJ:Twitter: @ejhavingfunInstagram: @ejhavingfun Like the show? Rate Senior Superlatives on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Greta. Advertise on Senior Superlatives via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keeping Records
Best Of: The First 75 Episodes

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 68:24


The moment you've all been waiting for... an episode long in the making.... the Keeping Records phone has been ringing off the hook.... audiences have been begging....... for Anya and Casey to step up to the mic. Also in this episode: all your favorite moments in Keeping Records history, according to you. Eat it up, lil freaks!!!!! And don't forget that we're BACK NEXT WEEK, August 26th, WITH A BRAND NEW EPISODE!!!!! Hallelujah.  Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keeping Records
I See Two Holes Right Now (with E.R. Fightmaster) [Re-release]

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2022 69:16


OK tiny freaks! This is our very last re-release before a very special episode next week (!) and an even more special (!!) episode the week after. So hang tight, stay tuned, don't touch that dial. We're almost back, baby.  Actor, producer, and writer E.R. Fightmaster takes great issue with the premise of Keeping Records. And the issue is that the show shouldn't be about educating the aliens on humanity—it's about making the aliens feel how we feel. And that means the aliens need to feel perplexed by CrossFit, electrified by Temptation Island, inspired by the WNBA, and...I actually am not sure what they'll think about the oyster thing. But they're gonna feel something. E.R.'s Artifacts CrossFit (human behavior) Temptation Island (audio-visual) The WNBA "Wubble" Season (audio-visual) Books about cities (literature) Oysters (food) A text that says “I'm running five behind” when you are really 20 behind (human behavior) Follow E.R. and watch them on Shrill! Also listen to their music released as Twin! Instagram Twitter Music Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Senior Superlatives with Greta Titelman
Most Hydrated (w/ Shelby Wolstein)

Senior Superlatives with Greta Titelman

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 60:52


Comedian and host of Headgum's Keeping Records podcast Shelby Wolstein joins Greta in kinship of being equally apathetic high school students. Shelby recounts her brushes with the high school justice system of Honor Council, strategizing with the administrative power players to get out of trouble, and accidentally wearing a bridal gown to prom. She also has the most Superlatives of anybody who's appeared on this podcast. Plus, we hear from a Classmate who writes in about wet willies! Shelby's podcast, Keeping Records, returns with a new co-host and new episodes on 8/26! Knock Knock! If you want the Guidance Counselor (Greta) to give you advice from your high school past, email seniorsuperlativespod@gmail.com with the subject line "Classmates Corner" with a brief description of what you want to get off your chest from your youth! Who knows, maybe Greta and her next guest will read your submission and offer some sound guidance... Watch this, and all episodes of, Senior Superlatives with Greta Titelman here.   Senior Superlatives listeners can get a free 14 day trial to Emjoy with the link letsemjoy.com/podcastFollow Greta:Twitter: @gertie_birdInstagram: @gertiebirdTikTok: @gertie_birdFollow The Show:Instagram: @seniorsuperlativespod Follow Shelby:Twitter: @shelbywolsteinInstagram: @shelbywolstein Like the show? Rate Senior Superlatives on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Greta. Advertise on Senior Superlatives via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TV, I Say w/ Ashley Ray
Our TV Golden Record w/ Shelby Wolstein and EJ Marcus

TV, I Say w/ Ashley Ray

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2022 69:31


This week Ashley Ray gets slightly nostalgic about Dana Scully and Everybody Hates Chris with her guests Shelby Wolstein and EJ Marcus - the hosts of the Keeping Records podcast - as they round up what TV Shows would make their own 'golden record' to send to space. You'll get an update on the 90 Day Fiancé Universe and a lot more TV on The Watchlist.  Everything We Watched This Week!Reservation DogsThe RehearsalWhat We Do in the ShadowsFlatbush Misdemeanors90 Day Fiancé UniverseThe BacheloretteRap Sh**The Resort What We'll Send to Space:ScrubsRoseanne Righteous GemstonesThe X FilesParty DownEverybody Hates Chris What We Won't Send to Space:My 600 lb LifeThe SwanWhat Not to Wear Next Week's HomeworkP ValleyEverything's TrashGrace & Frankie101 Places to Party Before You DieDicktownHarley QuinnBeavis & ButtheadKevin Can F**k HimselfGood Trouble Wanna join TV Club? Get our official merch on Podswag or join our Patreon to tell Ashley what to watch!

Keeping Records
Bonus Episode: The Voyager Artifacts

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2022 32:45


All right, settle in lil freaks, we're wheeling in the AV cart for a very special session of Keeping Records. Yes, that's right, we're gonna dim the lights and sit quietly in our chairs while Caleb and Shelby tell us about some of the artifacts that NASA sent (without our input weirdly) on the original Voyager Golden Record. We'll learn about things that seem funny to us but normal to people in other parts of the world, we'll learn about fetuses and how that all works more or less, we'll learn that the Immaculate Conception was really the Original Cuckolding. All in all, we'll learn. Together. While we eagerly wait for new episodes to drop. Soon. We promise.  Be sure to watch the video version of the episode for a complete audio-visual experience and for two of the best wigs you'll ever see in your life.  The Artifacts:  Greeting: Cantonese Image: School Room Image: Fetus Diagram Image: Rush Hour Traffic Greeting: Portuguese Music: "Dark Was the Night," written and performed by Blind Willie Johnson Greeting: Nepali  Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keeping Records
It's Not For You (with Beth Stelling) [Re-release]

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2022 73:27


Give us a minute, OK? Keeping Records is on a brief hiatus but you better believe it's coming back. Stay tuned for updates from their latest mission, dropping in your feeds soon. Comedian and podcaster Beth Stelling ordered some sandwiches...like...an hour ago. They're still not here yet but she's going to go ahead and get started telling Caleb and Shelby her plans for her Golden Record: people falling over and hurting themselves but like not reaaaally hurting themselves, her niece meeting a woodland creature, Ted Danson absolutely nailing it on—oh shit, someone's knocking, brb Beth's Artifacts Falling compilations (audio-visual) Niece meeting a bunny for the first time (audio-visual) Mr. Mayor (audio-visual) Photo of Beth and her mom in Hawaii after her mom retired from teaching (image) 6th grade home videos or her and her friends making music videos (audio-visual) Original Voyager Artifact Mountain Climber (Gaston Rébuffat)(image) Follow Beth and watch Girl Daddy on HBO Max. Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keeping Records
Don't Broke What's Not Broken

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2022 67:52


Hey it's Caleb and Shelbo! Back with the long-awaited Golden Record from our main girl! Shelbo takes a while to find her camera but when she does, she FINALLY sets the record straight (in a gay way): we're taking a brief chhhiatus (a Jewish break), but we will be back with new episodes in a few weeks. So don't you dare hit that unsubscribe button, because we've got so much more Keeping Recordings for you. More news coming in this feed next week. To tide you over 'til then, Shelbo's artifacts: When Two People Meet at a Revolving Door at the Same Time and Push it together (Collaboration) The Last 24 hrs at Summer Camp (Traumatic Childhood Event) Rats On the Street vs Rats People Keep as Pets (Comparison) Hanging Out with a Friend's Parent in Their Kitchen (Experience) A New Nicki Minaj Verse Specifically for the Aliens (Audio) Driving Around with your Friends Listening to Music w/ No Real Destination (Muli-Sensory Experience) When the Cleveland Caveliers Won NBA Championship in 2016 (Sports History Moment) The OC (2003-2007 Television Show) Survivor (2000-Present Day Television Show) Group Date to a Movie Theater at Age 12 (Tween Experience) Shel Silverstein (Poet/Author) Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Still Got It
Episode 281: Dodgeball

Still Got It

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2022 81:18


Do all the jokes in this movie hold up? Absolutely not. But did we all find ourselves giggling more than a little? Absolutely yes. Dodgeball is a rare one, and we have comic, podcasting pro, and all-around athlete Shelby Wolstein join us for our penultimate episode!

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Still Got It
Episode 281: Dodgeball

Still Got It

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2022


Do all the jokes in this movie hold up? Absolutely not. But did we all find ourselves giggling more than a little? Absolutely yes. Dodgeball is a rare one, and we have comic, podcasting pro, and all-around athlete Shelby Wolstein join us for our penultimate episode!

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Keeping Records
Night is for the Freaks (with Samantha Irby) [Re-Release]

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 75:43


Well lil freaks, it finally happened. We got the call last week on the secure Headgum line (red phone) from Bill Nelson (head of NASA, reports to POTUS, first coined the phrase "Houston, we have a problem") and Caleb and Shelby are on their way to the John F. Kennedy Space Center for an important meeting and we are not cleared to give you any other info (strictly need-to-know basis at this time). Anyway, while that's all happening, we unearthed from the archives one of our all-time favorite episodes of the show, which we think in turn will one day be on the Golden Record itself. If this meeting goes well. Enjoy and see you next week. Comedian and writer Samantha Irby (Wow, No Thank You;Meaty; Shrill) creates a Golden Record full of artifacts that she hopes the aliens will find life-changing. She also expresses her thoughts on what she would do with Henry Cavill in inappropriate public settings. Sam's Artifacts Gone Girl, the book not the movie (literature) A live Tori Amos bootleg cassette (audio) Mission: Impossible - Fallout (audio-visual) Dlisted.com comment section from 2008 - (web archive) The burn of an excessively carbonated gas station fountain soda (multisensory experience) Original Voyager Artifact Navajo Night Chant (audio) "Do You Think...?" Listener Picks Lenny Kravitz accidental dick exposure (audio-visual)  Plain rice with butter (food) "Like a G6" by Far East Movement (audio) Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Newcomers: Star Wars, with Lauren Lapkus & Nicole Byer
Ant-Man (w/ Caleb Hearon and Shelby Wolstein)

Newcomers: Star Wars, with Lauren Lapkus & Nicole Byer

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2022 78:29


Nicole and Lauren sit down with their Headgum neighbors Caleb Hearon and Shelby Wolstein of Keeping Records to discuss just how cute and teeny tiny Paul Rudd is in Ant-Man. Featuring: a special cameo appearance by Caleb's roommate. **Editors note: our resident Marvel expert Leah would like us to mention that she accidentally refers to actress Kathryn Newton as Kathryn Lang in this episode. She deeply regrets the error.** Next week's movie: Captain America, Civil War (2016) Like the show? Rate Newcomers 5 stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Nicole and Lauren to read on the pod! Follow the podcast on Letterboxd. Advertise on Newcomers via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Headgum Podcast
99: The Nice Episode (w/ Caleb & Shelby!)

The Headgum Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2022 49:16


Caleb Hearon and Shelby Wolstein (Keeping Records podcast) join Geoff for the first ever NICE EPISODE and to discuss toxic celebrities and GNEISS! BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Didn't Peak with Chance Nichols
I'm Going To Be Heard w/ Shelby Wolstein

We Didn't Peak with Chance Nichols

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2022 107:33


Happy Monday! Chance intros the show with some truly boring current events talk, sorry about that everyone. We love him but he is flawed. Today's guest is the one and only Shelby Wolstein! Shelby is a comedian and writer in Los Angeles! Shelby and Chance talk the NBA, the NFL, battling with teachers throughout school, private school dress codes, the beautiful experience if taking public transit in Chicago, finding your place in the comedy world, moving to LA when everything was totally shutdown, and more! Follow Shelby! @shelbywolstein on all platforms Listen to her podcast! @keepingrecordspod Follow the show! @wedidntpeak Like us on Facebook! We Didn't Peak with Chance Nichols Follow Chance! @chanceisloud 

The Headgum Podcast
98: Breyers Miggs (w/ Shelby Wolstein!)

The Headgum Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 47:48


Shelby Wolstein (Keeping Records podcast) joins Amir and Geoff to discuss cold dairy cans, Michael Cera, and personality tests! Newcomers with Lauren Lapkus & Nicole Byer is back with a brand new season all about the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Check it out! Huge news! XOXO, Gossip Kings is now a video podcast. SUBSCRIBE to their channel to watch Carl Tart & Lamar Woods (and friends) delve into the Gossip Girl catalog. BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Headgum Podcast
93: Technical Difficulties (w/ Shelby Wolstein!)

The Headgum Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 46:50


Shelby Wolstein (Keeping Records) joins Amir, Grayson, and Geoff to discuss French brasseries, fitness habits, and frozen yogurt. Plus, they play a round of Geoffardy! Subscribe to the new Keeping Records YouTube channel for new video episodes with Caleb Hearon & Shelby Wolstein every Friday!  BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Headgum Podcast
92: Worst Episode Ever 2 (w/ Georges Saba!)

The Headgum Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2022 41:58


Amir, Pile, Johnny, and Georges Saba (barely) join Geoff to discuss Peter Luger's, commercial auditions, and cheese stores! Subscribe to the new Keeping Records YouTube channel for new video episodes with Caleb Hearon & Shelby Wolstein every Friday!  BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keeping Records
Truly No Worries

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2022 50:11


Live (not really!) from the brand new Headgum Studios (yes really!) it's everybody's favorite comedy/friendship duo Caleb Hearon and Shelby Wolstein!!!! Our first in-studio episode has something for everyone: Caleb trying to cry on command and then blaming everyone else in the studio when he can't; Shelby revealing that God is her social media manager; the two of them reconciling after a near-show-ending fight about potato chip flavors; and Caleb's mom texting to ask a question that's been on all of our minds lately: "What is Netflix?" No answer is given. Of course, Caleb and Shelby also turned to you, their lil freaks, to see what you've been wanting to add/delete from the Golden Record these days: Your Record Additions Kwik Trip (Place) One Direction's Performance of "Torn" by Natalie Imbruglia on X Factor at Simon Cowell's House (Audio-Visual) Dill Pickle Flavored Chips (Snack) Finding a Loaded Gift Card You Forgot You Had (Currency)   Your Deletions When Escalators Are Out of Order (Inconvenience) P.S. If you like it when Caleb and Shelby sing, this is the ep for you. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Headgum Podcast
91: Wheel of Amirsfortune

The Headgum Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 49:35


One of Headgum's newest hires Kayla joins Amir, Marika, and Geoff to discuss working at Headgum, fearing change, and Amir's misfortune! Check out the newest Headgum podcast, Confronting Demons with Megan Stalter!  Subscribe to the new Keeping Records YouTube channel for new video episodes with Caleb Hearon & Shelby Wolstein every Friday!  BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Headgum Podcast
90: Blurredle

The Headgum Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 58:20


Faris, Marika, and Amir join Geoff to discuss Sebastian Stan, Faris' musical prowess, and truckers. Plus they play a round of Blurredle. Also, Geoff didn't respond to Marika's slacks or texts about uploading the episode so she's publicly shaming him in this description.  Listen to The Anthem: https://linktr.ee/FarisMonshi Check out the newest Headgum podcast, Confronting Demons with Megan Stalter!  Subscribe to the new Keeping Records YouTube channel for new video episodes with Caleb Hearon & Shelby Wolstein every Friday!  BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Headgum Podcast
89: Power Hour for No Reason (w/ Jeff Rosenberg!)

The Headgum Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2022 66:19


Jeff Rosenberg (Twinnovation) joins Jake, Micah, Johnny, and Geoff for a power hour, for no reason. They discuss Geoff's amBEERsadorship, Rye celebrities, and Ralph Fiennes! Check out the newest Headgum podcast, Enemies with Liza Treyger!  Subscribe to the new Keeping Records YouTube channel for new video episodes with Caleb Hearon & Shelby Wolstein every Friday!  BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Headgum Podcast
88: Funpology

The Headgum Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 47:03


Gionna and Johnny join Geoff IN PERSON to sip some Narragansetts and discuss shitcanning professors, the Swiss Alps, and notes app apologies! Check out the newest Headgum podcast, Enemies with Liza Treyger!  Subscribe to the new Keeping Records YouTube channel for new video episodes with Caleb Hearon & Shelby Wolstein every Friday!  BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Headgum Podcast
87: This Suuucks (w/ Billy Scafuri!)

The Headgum Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2022 52:21


Billy Scafuri (No Joke podcast) joins Amir, Marika, and Geoff to discuss being bricked up, aperitifs, and play a round of HeadGum Podcast trivia! Check out the newest Headgum podcast, Enemies with Liza Treyger!  Subscribe to the new Keeping Records YouTube channel for new video episodes with Caleb Hearon & Shelby Wolstein every Friday!  Listen to Billy's podcasts, No Joke & Buckets. BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keeping Records
Human Life Is Not Beautiful w/ Dan Sheehan

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 66:59


Caleb and Shelby have been ousted from their home and must seek refuge in the Headgum office. Joining them via conference call from his landline is writer and comedian Dan Sheehan, who spontaneously generates a list of artifacts to put on his Golden Record. He'll introduce the aliens to the Mediterranean diet and local area network gaming. He'll give them the perfect entrance/invasion music. He'll show them majestic, decorated domesticated animals. And most generous of all? He'll help the aliens understand the the relief of being let off the hook.Dan's ArtifactsItalian food (food)Being informed that no one is angry at you (multisensory experience)"Sirius," The Alan Parsons Project (audio)Photos of animals that have won contests (photograph)LAN parties (multisensory experience)Original Voyager ArtifactBirth, Wayne Miller (photograph)Follow Dan on Twitter @ItsDanSheehan and @SICKOFWOLVES, support him on Patreon and buy his novel I Am Not a Wolf wherever you get books!--Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Keeping Records
Some Dumb Joke w/ Abby McEnany

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 55:25


Writer, comedian, actress, improviser (and if I'm being honest? friend!) Abby McEnany is on the podcast, and she's brought her deep, deep passion for the United States Postal Service. (UPS is also close to her but for different reasons.) Vincent D'Onofrio, brand-name ibuprofen, Abby's kickass nephews, and President Jimmy Carter himself are all going to space. Ok, President Carter himself isn't going, but the aliens do need to know about everything he's been up to.Abby's ArtifactsProcedural crime dramas (audio-visual)Mail (human institution and interaction)Advil (molecule)The knowledge of Abby's nephews' existences (human being)A record of Jimmy Carter's post-presidency (historical record)Watch Abby in the season premiere of Work in Progress on Showtime, on Sunday, August 22nd.--Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Keeping Records
Fundamentally Corny w/ Taylor Garron

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 60:34


Join Shelby and Caleb as they discuss their lives of opulence and mental stability with writer and comedian Taylor Garron. Yes, eventually they will get to Taylor's Golden Record picks, but it is extremely important that they spend 20+ minutes discussing gold futures and the frustrations of property tax variances from state to state.Of course, with all of that wealth must come the finer things in life, all of which Taylor is sending to the aliens—dining (and, frankly? lunching) on crustaceans, elegant music and television, and dislodging the aforementioned bits of crustaceans from one's...um...chompers.Taylor's Artifacts:Shrimp (food)Hot service workers (human archetype)Horny eye contact with strangers (human behavior)MIA's first and second albums (audio)Flavor of Love and I Love New York (video)Finally getting a bit of food unstuck from your molar (multisensory experience)Follow Taylor on Twitter and InstagramFollow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Headgum Podcast
62: Worst Episode Yet (w/ Shelby Wolstein!)

The Headgum Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 44:06


Fellow Headgum podcaster Shelby Wolstein (Keeping Records) joins Johnny, Marika, and Geoff to discuss natural light, mentorship, and international applause!BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH!Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fmRate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.Join the Headgum Discord.

Keeping Records
Billionaire Mindset w/ Liva Pierce

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 55:22


Caleb and Shelby have a sit-down with writer and comedian Liva Pierce to talk about their hopes, dreams, and personal choices of artifacts to send to outer space so that aliens may one day come to understand what life on Earth was like at its zenith.Of COURSE there's Kate Bush. Of COURSE there's delicious food. You KNOW there are human social practices on there, and musicals. IT'S. ALL. THERE. Enjoy, aliens.Shelby and Caleb are also extremely uncooperative when role-playing.Liva's Artifacts"The Big Sky" by Kate Bush (song)A hot cookie (food)When a coworker shares personal information (human social behavior)Debriefing a party with funny friends whom you love (human social behavior)Any production of Newsies (audio-visual)Original Voyager ArtifactCathy Rigby, Phillip Leonian (photograph)Follow Liva on Twitter and Instagram!Follow Benito on Twitter and Instagram and listen to him and Mary Beth Barone on their podcast Obsessed.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Troubled Waters
Jackass vs Dolly

Troubled Waters

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 51:07


Caleb Hearon and Shelby Wolstein, the podcast duo behind Keeping Records, joins Dave for some Golden Record trivia, TV spinoff punnery, and forgotten comic book heroes.Caleb Hearon would like to plug his live shows and recommends Jake Wesley Rogers' musicShelby Wolstein would like to plug Keeping Records and recommends Outer BanksAnd Finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and would like to recommend the graphic novel BubblePlus our head writer, Riley Silverman would like to plug The She Series Book on KickstarterFind us on Twitter! We are @TroubledPodWritten by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded remotely over Zoom and produced by Christian Dueñas and Laura Swisher.Join the Maximum Fun fam:maximumfun.org/join

Keeping Records
The Pretty Committee Strikes Back w/ Benito Skinner

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 64:38


Actor. Comedian. Writer. Icon. Benito Skinner is on the pod and he's here to show the aliens (or any other beings who might find the record, he does not discriminate!!!) more than just pop culture—he wants them to feel the passage of time.Groundbreaking albums go from panned to adored. Musicians put on amazing performances and are shunned. TV-shows run 100 episodes without heeding any stop signs. Meh clothing becomes a uniform. And The Lion King goes from being an animated film, to a live Broadway musical, to The Lion King with 3D-rendered, lifelike animals voiced by an all-star cast, just because we can.Benito's ArtifactsA compact disc of ARTPOP, Lady Gaga (audio)Nicki Minaj's performance of Roman Holiday at the Grammys (audio-visual)The Riverdale pilot episode and then one from Season 5 (audio-visual)A Gucci belt (human ephemera)The 2019 remake of The Lion King (audio-visual)Follow Benito on Twitter and Instagram and listen to him and Mary Beth Barone on their podcast Obsessed.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Keeping Records
Defending Rubbernecking w/ Marcella Arguello

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 61:38


Caleb and Shelby welcome stand-up comedian Marcella Arguello into the Headgum family the only way they know how—by getting into a Dick Feud with her. TBQH it's mostly Shelby's feud, with Caleb instigating and causing chaos from the sidelines (as he does). And all this happens around building Marcella's Golden Record, which has iconic TV, iconic music, iconic GIFs, iconic nails, and iconic toddlers.Marcella's ArtifactsRihanna GIF where she rolls up the car window (visual)Mariah Carey, Butterfly (audio)Seinfeld (audio-visual)A hug from a toddler who thinks you're the coolest person on the planet (multisensory experience)Press-On nails (human ephemera)Follow Marcella on Twitter and Instagram, watch her comedy live, and listen to her and Niccole Thurman's new Headgum podcast The Scroll Down.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

GAYOTIC
4. In My Twenties As F*ck with Shelby Wolstein

GAYOTIC

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 67:38


Yes, we have guests now. We're airing them all out of order so if we say anything that doesn't make sense…well that's what ya get. Our first official guest is dear friend Shelby Wolstein who is very funny. In this episode, we apparently accuse Tyler Hilton of being something he's not in One Tree Hill. Sorry, Tyler! https://www.instagram.com/shelbywolstein/ https://twitter.com/ShelbyWolstein https://www.instagram.com/whereismuna/ https://twitter.com/whereisMUNA --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/gayotic/support

Keeping Records
I Take Being Silly Seriously w/ Geoffrey James

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 64:29


I...don't know what to say about this one. Actor, writer, and fellow Headgum podcaster Geoffrey James is on the show and just...wow. What even happened here? Mayhem, tattoos, heavily reused bits from last episode, our hosts and guest are absolutely depraved this episode. Geoff's ArtifactsWhen someone with acrylic nails scratches your back during a personal low (multisensory experience)Pretty. Odd. by Panic! At the Disco (audio)Feeling pride when buying something specific at a hardware store (human emotion)Aioli (multisensory experience)Making a friend feel bad about almost getting in a car accident for way longer than is fair (multisensory experience)The 10-minute underwater scuba battle in Thunderball (1965) (audio-visual)Follow Geoff on Instagram and Twitter, and listen to him on The Headgum Podcast and Review Revue!Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Keeping Records
The Importance of Being Earnest w/ Mitra Jouhari

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 62:38


Shelby is ill and will NOT stop giving sex eyes. Caleb is in Portland and surviving the heatwave. It's up to comedian, writer, and actress Mitra Jouhari (Three Busy Debras, Big Mouth, High Maintenance) to educate the aliens, and she's created a Golden Record designed to showcase the pinnacle of entertainment on Earth.Mitra's ArtifactsPretty Little Liars (audio-visual)Lost & Found Music Studios (audio-visual)Countess Luann and other Real Housewives music careers (audio-visual)Galaxy Quest (audio-visual)Gossip Girl (audio-visual)Follow Mitra on Instagram and watch Three Busy Debras on HBO Max!Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Keeping Records
Through Hate Breeds Art w/ Raina Morris

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 60:02


Caleb has fled to Portland. Shelby is sleeping in and doesn't miss Caleb...yet. Comedian and writer Raina Wilson visits with them to prep her Golden Record and it's just...so much stuff! There's software to instruct the aliens on how to take care of humans; details on how to properly care for our skin and hair; how to satisfy oral fixations and stay hydrated at the same time. Raina swears up and down that she's not prepping the aliens for zoo-keeping an exhibit of humans, but truly you will have to decide on what her plans ultimately are.Raina's ArtifactsThe Sims 2 (software)"Beautiful Liar" Beyoncé and Shakira music video (audio-visual)YouTube ingrown hair extraction videos (audio-visual) The feeling of when a hairstylist washes your hair and scratches your scalp (multi-sensory experience)Eating ice (food)A kiss on the lips from someone wearing lip gloss (multi-sensory experience)Follow Raina on Instagram and Twitter!Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmPrivacy Policy and California Privacy Notice.

Keeping Records
We All Like to Get Choked Nowadays w/ Liza Treyger

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 59:00


Shelby talks about her shaving injury. Caleb is displeased, but also preoccupied with speculative workplace drama. Comedian Liza Treyger almost leaves the podcast early due to the graphic description of Shelby's injury, but sticks it out to ensure her Golden Record is delivered to the aliens. Liza's Artifacts Britney Spears's catalog of MTV Making the Video episodes (audio-visual)Miley Cyrus defending Kennedy Davenport and drag to Joe Rogan (audio-visual) Ludacris, "What's Your Fantasy" (audio) Bojack Horseman (audio-visual) Emma Chamblerain's YouTube channel (audio-visual) Follow Liza on Twitter and Instagram, and listen to That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast wherever you listen to podcasts.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmPrivacy Policy and California Privacy Notice.

Pillow Fight
CROSSFIT IS A CULT W/ SHELBY WOLSTEIN

Pillow Fight

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 64:08


This week, I invited Shelby Wolstein (@shelbywolstein on Twitter and Instagram) to come gossip with me. Shelby is a Los Angeles-based comic and actor and current co-host of the Keeping Records podcast. This episode, we talked about how Snooki prepared for motherhood, why we'll never excel as rock climbers, and some rashes we've had recently Subscribe to our show and leave a review if you listen on Apple Podcasts. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/pillowfightpod. Please help us by supporting our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Pillow Fight Podcast: Twitter & Instagram Yamini Nambimadom: Twitter & Instagram Catch up on our conversation: Celebrity parenting Jill's jacket Kevin Hart on cancel culture Music by Greer Baxter & Cover Art by Maggie Hart Use hellotushy.com/YAMZ to get 10% off a HELLO TUSHY bidet. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yamini-nambimadom/support

Keeping Records
MRIs Are Expensive w/ Nori Reed

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 63:34


Caleb has fallen and hit his head. Like a true king he got back up, but now Shelby has the difficult task of convincing him that he doesn't have a brain bleed. Luckily, she has comedian, writer, and actress Nori Reed to assist in assuring Caleb that he doesn't need to seek immediate medical attention. And while Nori's here, why not find out what she'd put on her Golden Record? Absurd reality television, home decor superstores, Italian vistas and Diane Lane, and Normani's magic basketball bum bounce are all heading to space.Nori's ArtifactsThe Swan (audio-visual)IKEA (architecture and multisensory experience)Normani, "Motivation" (audio)Under The Tuscan Sun (audio-visual)Caleb falling and hitting his head during his self-tape (audio-visual)Original Voyager ArtifactRajasthani greeting, "Hello to everyone. We are happy here and you be happy there."Listen to Hot White Heist on Audible, watch Nori's comedy on HBO Max, and follow her on Instagram and Twitter!Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm

Keeping Records
Snakes Are a Problem For Me w/ A.J. Marroquin

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 59:53


Last week's episode...it really devastated Shelby and Caleb. So much so that they're taking some precautionary steps for the sanctity of the pod. Comedian, friend, and breakfast enthusiast A.J. Marroquin mediates our hosts' ongoing negotiations, occasionally sharing his own Golden Record when allowed to. Jennifer Lopez makes yet another guest appearance on the pod, and so do a hell of a lot of snakes. Theme park souvenir photos, cars spiraling down from the heavens, The Golden Corral, all of it is a wondrous backstop for hammering out Caleb and Shelby's dysfunctional functionality. And it is beautiful.Follow A.J. and do literally everything in your power to see him do comedy live.TwitterInstagramFollow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm

Keeping Records
I See Two Holes Right Now w/ E.R. Fightmaster

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 69:15


Actor, producer, and writer E.R. Fightmaster takes great issue with the premise of Keeping Records. And the issue is that the show shouldn't be about educating the aliens on humanity—it's about making the aliens feel how we feel. And that means the aliens need to feel perplexed by CrossFit, electrified by Temptation Island, inspired by the WNBA, and...I actually am not sure what they'll think about the oyster thing. But they're gonna feel something.E.R.'s ArtifactsCrossFit (human behavior)Temptation Island (audio-visual)The WNBA "Wubble" Season (audio-visual)Books about cities (literature)Oysters (food)A text that says “I’m running five behind” when you are really 20 behind (human behavior)Follow E.R. and watch them on Shrill. Also listen to their music released as Twin!InstagramTwitterMusicFollow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm

Keeping Records
The Grand Game of the Goose w/ Chris Gethard

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 59:53


Comedian and writer Chris Gethard has a vision for how he wants the world to be, and that vision is one where you never know what's going to happen next. For that reason, his record is a collection of truly bizarre audio-visual television moments that he's encountered over the course of his life. Wrestling, bizarre Spanish-language gameshows, and a whole lot of Mr. T, like probably to the point where the aliens will believe he is a deity—which he, of course, is.Chris's Golden RecordDrunk Ewoks on The Today Show (audio-visual)The footage of Mr. T on El Gran Juego de la Oca (audio-visual)Conan goes apple picking with Mr. T (audio-visual)The unforgettable debut of The Shockmaster (audio-visual)Malice at the Palace, a Pistons vs Pacers Fight 2004 (audio-visual)Legacy viral videos mentioned in episodeGrape lady falls!Gay Mount EverestKeep Fucking That Chicken by Ernie Anastos on Fox 5 WNYWScare Tactics, Rat MonsterFollow Chris, and watch his new special Half My Life on June 1st, on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, Pluto TV, Peacock, Tubi, and more! But preferably Tubi, because, well, you know. Tubi.TwitterInstagram

Keeping Records
The Doctor Is In w/ Taylor Ortega

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 67:43


Comedian and actor Taylor Ortega (Kim Possible, Love Life, Welcome to Flatch) is crashing on Caleb and Dr. Wolstein's pull-out couch, so why not build a Golden Record? Along the way everyone recounts the trauma of having to go to the bathroom in the woods, and also the trauma of wearing Nike Shocks.Taylor's Golden RecordWet wipes (human ephemera)The Real L-Word (audio-visual)Cute, trendy plants that are easy to take care of (biological sample)Taylor’s group chats (literature)A good nonstick pan (human tool)Original Voyager ArtifactOld Man With Beard and Glasses (Turkey), Jonathan BlairFollow Taylor on Instagram!Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm

Keeping Records
Flirting With Friends w/ Meg Stalter

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 60:34


What begins as a meeting with beloved friend and comedian Meg Stalter immediately devolves into an episode of depravity and psychosis. Shelby leaves the recording, seemingly out of rage. Caleb exposes himself repeatedly. Meg says the c-word. Producer Mike becomes Producer Michael. Quite simply, it's insanity.But, aside from all that madness, Meg's Golden Record is angelic in its innocence.Meg's Golden Record:Girls, Season 3, Episode 7 "Beach House" (audio-visual)Knowledge of Dolly Parton's Existence (audio-visual)Laughing hysterically at a restaurant with friends (multisensory experience)The smell of poolside sunscreen and chlorine (multisensory experience) Realizing you have a crush on someone (multisensory experience)Follow Meg!TwitterInstagramFollow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm

Keeping Records
Who Is This For? w/ Jon Lomberg

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 60:14


You guys...wait...This is huge.Space artist and science journalist Jon Lomberg, co-creator of the original Voyager Golden Record (!!!), joins Caleb and Shelby to talk about his experience putting together humanity's epitaph, which left Earth in 1977.Jon offers his take on aliens, behind the scene stories, and how to comprehend yourself at the scale of the universe.Jon's own personal Golden Record is expansive and comprises as many genres of world music as possible, including (but not limited to):Hawaiian slack key or vocals, like “Ho’olauna Aloha” Teresa Bright from her album Self PortraitCeltic musicMiddle Eastern musicFlamencoInuit throat singingTibetan chantsMusical TheaterMarching BandMichael JacksonAfrojazzK-popWith hypothetical new technology since the original records, Jon would also include Earth's favorite molecules for the ETs, like caffeine and THC, as well as the smell of of roses and the taste of mango. Software like Tetris is on the table now, too.You can learn more about Jon at his website www.jonlomberg.com, where you'll find his original artwork as well as links to his lectures and writings.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm

Keeping Records
Chapstick Lesbian w/ Grace Kuhlenschmidt

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 58:35


Comedian Grace Kuhlenschmidt realizes that her Golden Record is only for her—and that's ok. The aliens will take what they can and leave the rest.But truly, how could they leave the cookies? And she made that cocktail for them, would the aliens dare refuse? They will love quirky, early 2000s pop music. And hopefully the documentary teaches them to not put humans in tiny cages when they conquer us.Grace's Golden RecordHoku and Mandy Moore (audio)Blackfish (audio-visual)Quadratinis (food)Laying in warm grass (multisensory experience)Being tomboy (multisensory experience)Beeresca—a homemade cocktail recipe (food)Original Voyager Artifact"X-Ray of Hand" (image)Follow Grace!TwitterInstagramFollow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm

Keeping Records
You're So Embryonic w/ Negin Farsad

Keeping Records

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 52:49


Negin Farsad—comedian, writer, director, host of the podcast Fake the Nation—needs the aliens to experience humanity in a very specific way. And that way is...perfect. Swan dresses, elevated train tracks extending across the Manhattan skyline, trying not to cry when you see something beautiful in public, nouvelle cuisine...it's all there. Except for Plumber's Crack. That's gone, she got rid of that.Negin's Golden Record Artifacts:Anything Bjork related (audio-visual)The Highline in NYC and the thrill of a public works project (architecture)That moment when a concert violinist is playing for free in a park and they play something beautiful and then you cry in public but try to act like you have allergies (multisensory experience)The first time having French food made by French people (food)The Grinder (audio-visual)Knowing you're wearing a cute outfits (multisensory experience)Listen to Negin on Fake the Nation and Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! and follow her socials.TwitterInstagramFollow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm

Adam Slander
Wolstein Family Vacation w/ Shelby Wolstein

Adam Slander

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2021 16:22


Shelby tells John about her family's vacation to Africa.hosted by john del viscio produced & edited by ben kasl artwork by mads horwath music by bridey hicks Support the show (https://paypal.me/AdamSlanderPodcast?locale.x=en_US)

Hobby Hunter
Books and Fake Shopping: Relegated with Caleb Hearon and Shelby Wolstein

Hobby Hunter

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 46:17


Sydnee welcomes Caleb Hearon and Shelby Wolstein, the co-hosts of Keeping Records podcast, to chat about their favorite quarantine hobbies. Day after day, Caleb has been busy trying to read books, while night after night, Shelby has been filling up her online carts and never checking out. It's Online Window Shopping vs. Reading Books, who will prevail? Listen to hear Caleb, Shelby, and Syd discuss their hatred for books over 300 pages and how they each learned the word relegated. Advertise on Hobby Hunter via Gumball.fm.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pray For Us
G-ddamn Roommates: Caleb Hearon & Shelby Wolstein

Pray For Us

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 52:53


Friends, roommates, comedians, writers, co-hosts of the podcast KEEPING RECORDS and lovers (jk they're not) Caleb Hearon and Shelby Wolstein talk about becoming the best of friends despite growing up with different faiths. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/prayforus/support