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We recorded this episode in two takes. We had to stop recording the first take because we got in an argument. Oh well. I was also really congested during the first take. Sorry about that.Semi-live from Vancouver BC.FuGrrl is tired and hungry.New mic stands. Can you tell the difference?What's the Weather? Pot smoke!FuGrrl's Canada prejudices get dashed.Sending some love to our Vancouver listeners.Sorry. The podcast came out after we went to Seattle. We will meet you another time.Continued on April 3Get a month on us! Use our promo codes and get a free month on Kasidie (promo code: swapfu) and SDC (promo code: 32457).Sexual Performance AnxietyRealizing MrFu's performance anxiety kept us from participating in many swinger events.MrFu struggles with this issue. Maybe my experience will help some folks feel like they are less alone.Self-acceptance vs self-improvement.Been here in BC for more than a month and still haven't had any pot. We've got shit to do.Going to the Whistler LS Takeover! May 2 - 5. Join us!The music for this episode is Vancouver's own Bear Mountain's cover of Everybody Wants to Rule the World The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Los Apuntes (The Notes)We're still in Mexico City recording Take 2 of this podcast. Making better for you, Swinger!Guess what? We got stood up again. Make that lucky number 7. We did get a chance to check out a great bar, so it wasn't all bad. Check it out if you're ever in CDMX: El Diente de Oro. If you know CDMXCPLLKNG4U on SDC, ask them why they stood us up?Who outed Roger Stone? Where's Jeff Bezos dick when you need it? Are there more Republicans or Democrats in the lifestyle and why?According to Reddit, many more single women are attending LS clubs. Maybe it's because women are having fewer kids. Mr. Fu whines about Reddit. Basement dwelling masturbators. Why can't I just stop using it?And finally, the topic: Ageism in the LifestyleAre they too young or too juvenile?Don't assume you weren't excluded because of your age.Hard age limits are probably not great constraints -- think compatibility.In Mexico, elitism is a big deal.Bottom line, not everyone gets invited to everything.Headed to Vancouver, Canada. March 2 - June 8.Also visiting Seattle! The Saffire Club is on our list.We're going to see the Pixies and a couple Canucks games. Interested? Hit us up.Beers, meet and greets and so on.We got drunk with Swingercast this week. Thanks for visiting guys! Safe travels.We're attending a Valentines Day swinger play party -- very excited about this.Talk to you from Vancouver!No music yet -- still getting my production chops back. Sorry. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Show notesMemba us?Talking about swinging as transientsWhy Mexico?How did we break into swinging here?El Grupo on WhatsAppSDCand SwingLiving are the two big websites in Mexico CityApartment swingingSwinger clubs in MexicoTrying to get things going in Mexico CityTemptations vs DesireA nomad laments and laments and lamentsGoing to Vancouver, eh?Airbnb forever!But yes, we're still aliveNo music this time folks! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

We're exhausted -- hope we don't sound too tired.Thanks for all the well wishes!Nice meeting the Cunninghams. Hi to LG Fun Couple!We'll be at the Lifestyle Lounge takeover of Desire Riviera Maya from March 4 - 11Here we go Steelers!Welcome to football talk with Mr and Ms Swap FuFuGrrl's New ToyWe're going to randomly wear the costumes we have at DesireWe discuss porn preferences. What should FuGrrl watch?Mr Fu loves Kate WinsletWatch Pittsburgh Dad! https://www.youtube.com/user/pittsburghdadGuys with Super Hot wives?People have a hard time taking compliments in the LS. Can you ask them beforehand?Should you hire LS friends?What's wrong with MyFace? (Our monthly Facebook rant)We're going to Desire in March 4 - 12 for the Lifestyle Lounge takeover. Are you?Make America Swing Again!Episode Song is "She's Out of Her Mind" by Poway's Blink-182. We'll miss you, San Diego! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Drunk Alert! If you're triggered by slurred speech, skip this episode.Bitching and moaning and groaning into the last episode of the year.Absolute Wild Tea? Tasty!! https://www.absolut.com/us/products/absolut-wild-tea/Why Mr Fu hates Mariachis.We got hacked by some Russian fucking guy!Check out Regus for all your virtual office needs -- we use em! https://www.regus.com/We go off on good tech support and the trouble with the expectations of Mac users.General demoted for swinging? That's not the whole story. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/army-general-demoted-ranks-swinger-lifestyle-article-1.2913327Black Ring Success Story! https://redd.it/5fqoyf Get your black ring from the 22kill organization. Yes, it's fine.FuGrrl listens to the Average Swingers podcast! http://www.averageswingers.com/as66-futastic/Mr Fu interviewing out of state -- Snoqualmie, maybe.Going to miss the house! How do you get the party started without a heated pool?Why do people keep fucking dying?Pittsburgh Dad is the best. https://www.youtube.com/user/pittsburghdadThe Body Shop in Pittsburgh is having New Years Eve party! http://bodyshopnightclub.com/Jerry Jones is a goddamn 74-year-old nightmareFuGrrl discusses the ClitBit (patent pending).Parents parents parentsMr Fu was way too drunk this episode -- The song I meant to sing was this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZDFtxH8tZoHappy New Year!Episode Song is FuGrrl's favorite Christmas tune "Please Come Home for Christmas" by The Eagles The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Not too many notes this time --This is so gross: https://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/comments/5djmcw/gossip_groupsChili Cookoff! You never know where a pot of chili might take you. Won the chili cookoff at a local bar. Got the t-shirt!Andy's First Responder Chili RecipeBrown:4 lbs ground beefAdd and sauté til clear:1 onion4 cloves garlicAdd and sauté:2 tlbs chili powderAdd:1 24oz jar medium salsa1 bottle beerSimmer in crockpot overnight.Add:kidney beans (cook 2 lbs dry kidney beans, don't use canned)1 bottle beerLast 30 minutes before service add:1 small can chipotle peppers chopped2 tlbs chili powder1 tlbs cumin1 tlbs knorr beef flavor granulated bullionPittsburgh! A drunken plan comes to pass!We review The Burgh and The Body Shop Swinger Club. We really liked it!http://www.bodyshopnightclub.comDon't stay at the Hotel MonacoEat at Peppi'sGo to YinzersGo Steelers!Go weed girl!Trump wins! Fuck!Girl Uncorked. Changes on the way.After the AFF hack. A call to swinger websites. Get your shit together!Black Friday Pub Crawl!!In a nod to my proto-punk youth, this Episode's Song is "Duchess" by The Stranglers. I sincerely hope you love it!!7k2wj7g2 The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Sports(I later realized the Steelers had a bye this week.)PoliticsIt's election time in the US!Stolen yard signs!At least this didn't happenhttp://fox6now.com/2016/10/26/caught-on-camera-underwear-clad-man-sets-donald-trump-yard-sign-ablaze-in-platteville/Are a couple beers with lunch considered Day DrinkingWhy Mr Fu became a Democrat... not that you askedDarth Trump on Auralnauts is actually pretty clever!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU_Jdts5rL0Politics free Sunday FundaySeriously I was trying to stop talking politics -- I'm sorryGet money out of politics!!FunemploymentMr. Fu gets laid off! Need a consultant?More lunchtime sex! More internet!Mr. Swap Fu's Chili Recipe is available for the right priceAnthony Wiener needs to lose his phoneNo one reads anymore -- so why am I writing this?HalloweenMr Fu and FuGrrl talk about old ass candyScaring neighborhood kids is a civil righthttps://atmosfx.com/Mr Fu is the good one -- so yes I wore whiteFuGrrl suffers so much!Glasses TalkCheap glasses?! FuGrrl needed a sourcehttps://www.eyebuydirect.comThey have a cool tool to see what your glasses would look like onIs it DP or PD? DP it is!Topic TimeCalling dibs? Can it be done?Black rings in the wild? On a basketball coach?Shout outs to couples in Germany and SingaporeSorry -- I didn't send out the email in time -- I will get in touch with your soon, promise!The story of Harry, Sally, Bob and Alice -- and the Fu's get the W!Apropos of nothing, where is Charlie Sheen?Bemoaning the three-couple dynamicPlay early. Party late.Girls Uncorked!FuGrrl is passing the torch as the GUC San Antonio hostess after more than four yearsAll swinger women welcome: http://www.girlsuncorked.comGoing to Pittsburgh! November 10 - 14Go Steelers!!We want to see the driverless UbersAll our previous Episodes are available on at http://swapfu.blogspot.comEpisode Song is "Heathens" by Columbus' Twenty One Pilots The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

You want notes? Here's your damn notes!We're getting older -- but glasses? Really?FuGrrl plugs her ladies-only kik groupGoogle image search your private photos to make sure people can't find your vanilla profilesTraveling for swinger events in beach townsGoing to Pittsburgh for the Cowboys-SteelersBirthday Pub Crawl! The night before a Longhorns game means -- tons of drunks!Happy Birthday John from SwingercastDNA testing? Turns out were swingers. Who knew?Renewed interest in the Black Ring -- Cheap shit from China!Swinging is our new normalMore comments on misbehaving vanillas -- people are the spectrumA wife asks a man how he thinks they stack up against others couples -- that's not swinging, that's FacebookTips for breaking up with people in the lifestyle: https://bedsider.org/features/855-you-and-your-ex-how-to-deal-after-the-breakup and we have our own take as wellInterviewing people is trickyProposed Q and A: Newbie and Experienced couplesSA Perv's meet and greet this Saturday and  SA Perv's Black Friday pub crawl! (Check SDC and Kasidie)OktoberFUst 2016 is coming!Listen to us mix drinks! Tweaking the setup for fewer edits!Episode Song is "Cover Me Up" by Pittsburgh stalwarts Rusted Root. (No I didn't want to play the *other* song. You're welcome.) The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

A bunch of random of shit as always.We talk about Singles, Parties and Trump.FuGrrl gets a tarot card reading for her birthday.Thank you Janet!Find sex educator Janet Treviño at http://www.janettrevino.comTwitter: @janettrevino210Facebook: janettrevino210This episode's songs come courtesy of our roofers -- "DEL Negociante" by Los Plebes del Rancho de Ariel Camacho. I think it's amazing.Translated lyrics --They say I'm full of myself and arrogantThey can't stand seeing meI'm going forwardI'm honest and try to behave myselfWith my friends, I'm always on the up and upDon´t even try because you won't be able to --Find anythingI also know how to misbehaveEver since I was a kid, I've liked adventuresI ask St. Jude for favorsI took the advise I wanted to takeAnd always followed my father's exampleToday I feel strong and extremely richWhen I'm next to my kidsI don't if they don't like my tattoosI'm not interested in being in anyone's good gracesI have risked -- I have sometimes wonAnd in the accounts nothing has gone wrongAnd that's how it is for us good negotiatorsI am Angel del Villar(I am Angel del Villar)I am Angel del Villar(I am Angel del Villar)I am Angel del VillarMy fortune are my kids and my parentsA hug for all of my brothersI was a rebel who got stained by inkAnd I saw some hard times on the streetsI'll never forget the poverty...That I left there in ZacatecasFor my collection a golden toyOn the grips Karma is engravedJust as I also engraved on my skinImportant things, on my neck DELPlay me "El corrido del Mentado"To remember ARIEL!All of these are your achievments, my fatherI followed your footsteps from Rio FrioAnd now I also have my turn to teachIn life you have to fightI retire not with out saying...I am Angel del Villar(I am Angel del Villar)I am Angel del Villar(I am Angel del Villar)I am Angel del Villar The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Hey Now Folks! We're back!Just some abridged notes.We're just going to talk about whatever the fuck we want from now on. Listen for details.Just a warning it may not always be about swinging.We talk briefly about our trips to Desire with the SDC takeover, Naughty in N'Awlins and our ever-popular Sunday Fundays.Friends on Mic:On July 3rd we talk to some of out good friends Camo and Lace about freedom means to them. A big thanks to those who fought for our right to get naked in the pool.Lace tells us her intro to sexy voices. You never know who you're talking to when you check your balance.Ms L chimes in with her origin story. Ms L and The Midnight Charmer.Is fair to be fired for being a swinger? Is swinging protected speech?Episode Song: Hey Now by Matt and Kim The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Happy Birthday FuGrrl!Swinger Awareness UpdateGo to Reddit and check out the discussion.Want to help?We Vibe Review! Great overall -- no joy from the remote or the app.Girl Uncorked goes international!! Welcome to all the sexy New Zealand ladies. But where are the US Gulf Coast Girls Uncorked chapters?Mr Fu goes bananas in a party invitation.FuGrrl watches Mr Fu's porn.Bush may be back... but not where the face goes.What's a merkin?Dry vaginas?Porn reqs?X-Art and LesbeaTopic is DiplomacyDiplomacy is not compromise, it's communicationCan you attend any event without freaking out about who will be there?How good are we at this? Well, we cratered twice last weekend.Carpets curtains and laminate flooring!Going back to Naughty in N'Awlins! Join us! https://secureregistrationonline.com/new_nin/signup.php?affiliateId=1694&c=1Do you want to hang out? Mr Fu's will have a bunch spare time.The Overnight -- is it any good?Austin Birthday Pub Crawl Sept 5th!Episode Music: "Parenthesis" by The Blow from 2006 The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Trying to keep this one under an hour!Monkey's form cliques! But do they party? Maybe. But they don't share information.The book I referred to was "You Are Not So Smart"MILFapalooza -- Moms, moms, moms!My Mexican Mother RecipeShake 1 oz 100% Agave Tequila, 1 oz Deep Eddy Grapefruit and a dash of Tabasco with ice. Serve on the rocks or straight upHappy Mother's Day and Happy Father's Day! Ms Fu reaches out to everyone spending their first one without a mom or dad.We had a Passion Party. Big fun! We bought a We-Vibe.TopicWhat would a Swinger Awareness campaign look like? Like a the Susan G. Komen, MADD or NRA for swingers.Try to end negative bias toward people in the lifestyleThese guys do great work! National Coalition for Sexual FreedomLet the public know there is an alternative to cheating! Tiger Woods?What do you?What's Coming?Going to Naughty in N'Awlins! You should too!Taking measures to make it more events this year.SOS Party!Sunday Pool Days are kicking off!Thanks for all the invitations! Nashville and Omaha!Hot husband is a thing, I guess. Details please!Find out about HUMP! Our producers are the super hot cover people!We've Got a Thing podcast. They talk about Do You Know George. Check it out!Pile Play isn't a thing, even in England.Girls Uncorked couples party!Senior Sizzle!Get your Summer shaking with our choice of Episode Music "My Type" by Saint Motel. Dance this weekend! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Sorry this is so late. We've been busy having fun -- and working too much!UK Swinger club attached by thugs http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3015776/Masked-gang-attacks-swingers-club-400-year-old-Tudor-mansion-forcing-semi-naked-customers-streets.htmlMinnesota club barred from opening(Distracted by our hot producer)Tips on reddit on how to throw a meet and greethttps://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/comments/2x58s8/followup_from_throwing_our_first_swingers_meet/Shake Weight for your kegels? https://www.elvie.com/Implantable Vibrator from Germany? https://us.funfactory.com/en/orgasmia/Kinky subcultures? http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1366_the-17-kinkiest-sexual-subcultures-around-world/What's your get-down?We run down all the different swinging styles our producer could come up with.If one girl penetrates another girl is still soft swap?(We took a week and a half off -- then picked back up.)Did Mr. Fu break a rule?Sybian commentary -- Still hate itTips on redoing our profile?Austin pub crawl with Brian and Kristen and the Average Swingers!Have you been kicked out of a party for a perceived infraction?Get some Nair for a hairless sack!Ideas for Episode 69?Swinger Diaries? You're welcome! http://swingerdiaries.wordpress.comPack list! Essential for DesireEpisode music "Shut Up and Dance" by Walk the Moon The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Opening commentsMuch love to Debbie and her new headset!Blissbringers vs Google: http://blissbringers.com/fuck-google/Article by Violet Blue referenced in above article: http://www.zdnet.com/article/timeline-googles-role-in-global-sex-censorship/What’s the Fu be up to?Mardi Gras PartyCo-hosted with Camo and Lace on Valentine's DayDifferent / better / cool for us / shared party responsibilitiesPhoto booth success! http://www.sparkbooth.comTechnical details of photo boothLoved having brunch with Los Swingers! Next time, more time!Wonderful San Diego tripWe hit a Bear Bar http://www.pecsbar.com on the way to the Hankie Pankie takeover http://www.hankiepankielifestyle.com/Shout out to Ms M!Bar trivia -- you better bring it!Zigzag date -- what a lovely coupleHung out with Allie from SwingercastCrawfish boil with swinger friends on a Sunday http://www.lacrawfish.comHot crustacean action!It ran super late -- wise to do it on a Sunday?A Frozen LS Themed Party. Sure! Fun too. Have a party! A fun party held by a great couple.FuGrrl has a late-night caller -- Swinger CSITopicBe fun! What makes a guy fun? These probably apply to women as well.Don't take yourself too seriously. Why are you here?Have hobbies and interests -- be an interesting personActive listening -- eye contact is very important. Pay attention and pay a compliment. Learn a joke!Escalate -- Demonstrate a physical interest in the other personParticipate! Be in the momentDon't fixate. Keep moving. No hot boxing a couple.Go online, young man! Find something that helps you and go do it. In other words, Practice!Flirt Flirt Flirt! http://www.sirc.org/publik/flirt.htmlListeners! What do you think makes a guy fun?Introverted women? What can they do?Attend a Girls Uncorked meeting!What role do women typically want to play?Parting Thoughts"Do You Know George?" parties. Anyone been to one?New Horizons is closing in June. Farewell to a Lifestyle Institution.Another fucked up situation? Listen to this..."Do You Know George?" parties. Anyone been to one?Coming UpSA Pervs Pub Crawl -- April 4Naughty in N'Awlins -- last week in July 29 to August 2 http://swingercast.com/travel-parties/nawty.htmlEpisode Music --- Pumpkin Song by the lovely Kate Nash The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Hello Friends!January's was crazy! Sorry the last podcast was late.Oh and sorry for the audio problems in the last episode. It must be going around.The Black Ring makes an appearance on the Savage Lovecast #430. Check out the blog mention.Flirty really works for swingers too! https://www.yahoo.com/style/11-pretty-cool-things-you-didnt-know-about-106616804873.html.Swap Fu Debrief!Thinking of hitting up karaoke at the club.Average Swinger pop in! A welcome chance to get to know an awesome couple.Downtown Houston pub crawlOur traveling companions flaked.Small Town couples are jittery.The crawl had logistical challenges but it was fun.Thank you thank you thank you!Attended a swinger couples Passion Party hosted by a swinger friend.A short segue about Zombie Dildos.Sex toys can be controlled by apps? What a country! But beware!In depth!Article discussion: https://www.yahoo.com/health/should-we-all-be-in-monogamish-relationships-109895587302.htmlIs monogamy holding marriage back?Are they talking about swinging or poly?The online dating is transforming the availability of partners - Hyper Serial Monogamy,The difference between Tinder and Swinger Safari.The Nitty Gritty of NonmonogamyWe walk you through planning an event: Swinger Game Night,We reach a very "us" conclusion,Best laid plans -- The 3rd Tuesday in March is St. Patrick's DayThe Mardi Gras Party is coming!100 people? Holy shit! Thank god we have help this time.New porn setup!Parting thoughts and Shout OutsFuGrrl turning Swifty!Thank you Mr K and the Swinger FairyThank you B and K for the Swinger Safari App -- check it out. We are. Also twitter.Episode music -- Boogie down to "Shempi" by Ratatat on their album LP3. Love me some Ratatat on a Monday afternoon. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

This and that...It's a New Year and people still celebrate Kwanzaa!Threesome Etiquette? Nope.We're talking about the FUNCH! What the fuck is a Funch? It involves a spa robe and jewelry... and a no show.Sound complaints. We're trying!We took a chance and had the Girls Uncorked couples party at our house. It was a success!Swinger Santa sighting!Swinger Zombies? Of course! Zombie Dildo?Get to the point...Ms Fu and I discuss a reddit post on breaking rules. What are your rules based on? Are they trust exercises or are they based on something concrete?Parting thoughts and feedback...SDC party broadcast invitation calamity! Don't use SDC with an iPad.Kasidie -- you're not off the hook for your GirlsUncorked.com fiasco!Advances in the female condomWe share our 2015 swinger objectivesListener mail! Should we interview an older couple about breaking into the lifestyleStick around for Stinky Sunday SexRelevant to our discuss on boundaries, our episode song is "The Business of Emotion (feat. White Sea)" by Big Data. Get it wherever fine music is sold. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Intro and WelcomeVacations are good for Sex! Lots of sex with each other in Mexico!Is Mr Fu caught up on date nights?Programming Notes and AnnouncementsBook “ A Modern Marriage: A Memoir”, by Christy & Mark Kidd. Tells their positive story about swinging, trials and successes. They still swing! Debbie n Mike are reading and enjoying it. http://www.amazon.com/A-Modern-Marriage-Memoir/dp/1476753466Illegal Swinger Club in Terre Haute Indiana closed down, city violations. How does this relate to legality of swing parties in private homes? http://wthitv.com/2014/12/04/illegal-swingers-club-operating-near-school-in-terre-haute-to-be-shutdown/What’s the Fu be up to?Mexico City!Club SW Website: http://www.clubsw.com.mx/ Our review: http://redd.it/2n6fe6Dreams Mexico Website: http://www.dreamsmexico.com.mx/ Our review: http://redd.it/2nv1saTravel Speed Dates?Uber rocks in Mexico CitySwinger website for Spanish speakers http://pasionliberal.com/How we scheduled dates while traveling.   "At the Clubs this Sat and next Sat. If you want to set up drinks, call to schedule with us.”   If suspect a single guy, "have your wife call my wife to set up a date. Sorry, we can't get texts"TopicListener Request: New top 10 things learned since Episode 10Look at top 10 from episode #10Ms Swap Fu's Top Ten10. Clubs are uber cool.9. Travel plans to Swing are off the hook. If you haven’t done it, try it.8. Your Vanilla friends probably adore you more than your friends in the lifestyle.7. Passive guys in the lifestyle are boring. Guys that show up to have fun are my cup of tea.6. Single guys have a place in the life style.5. Strap-ons are out, and I will be experimenting with some other devices.4. No, you don’t look younger than you really are.3. Swinger upkeep is a pain in the ass. But you do it because you want to swing.2. Ask for what it is that you want. Specifically and unequivocally. Changes you make from the lifestyle can affect every aspect of your life.1. The number one thing I have truly internalized is that my husband rocks.Mr Swap Fu's Top Ten10. The founders of Harley Davidson must have been swingers9. Minimize your time on the dating sites. Lot's of chatters, picture hunter and punters. Meet people in person ASAP then go from there.8. Focus on your goals. What do you want and who do you want it from?7. Escalate sexually. Don't freeze up once you're there, build passion by escalating foreplay.6. Look out for your partner. He or she may not be in the same headspace.5. Keep meeting people. You may know some cool couples, but there are always more out there.4. It's not about them, it's about us3. It's better to be fun than sexy2. Watch your booze1. Who dares winsTop 10 Update for 20141. FuGrrl -- Don't forget the sex!1. Mr Fu -- Condoms take practice2. FuGrrl -- 86 drama people2. Mr Fu -- Swingers are looking for shit to do3. FuGrrl -- Swinging scales3. Mr Fu -- Your swinger friends understand you4. FuGrrl -- Your body is just fine4. Mr Fu -- Allow your significant other to be your ally5. FuGrrl -- Share at least one language with people you swing with5. Mr Fu -- Expectations are badParting Thoughts and FeedbackEmail response to Car Talk mention. Thank you Mr and Ms HFT!Listen to the poll results! Reddit swingers from 4,000-10,000. Wow! Shout outsPub Crawl hosted by Average Swingers, Jan 31st In Houston. We’re going! Listed as public parties on SDC and KasidieMerry Christmas, Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa…. Happy New Year! Be safe!Episode music: "Musica Ligera" by Soda Stereo The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

A visit from our Swap Fu Swinger Club correspondent -- Tiffania!Plugging HUMP!http://thestranger.com/humpMr Fu gets shamed! Bad Mr Fu. Bad! Getting sex on the calendar. Half of us got it right.Getting our swirl on. Congrats to all our swinger newlyweds!OktoberFUst. You should have been there! Titties on the pool table.Back in the air with Mr Fu!Cheater infiltration -- Don't enable bad behavior. How do you know if you're getting the full story.Were the Clintons swingers? Who cares!? All of DC are doing it.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Cards_(U.S._TV_series)Underground shit is our 2nd job.Binge listening. What gives? Have some perspective.Cliques keep a-comin. Our friend Mr M laments not being able to do anything outside his clique. Learn to be nice or don't come. Never write a policy where common sense will do.http://onefte.com/comic/who-needs-another-policyBlack Rings? Get your rubber on!http://saferingz.comhttp://qalo.comPretty vs Nice! Check out our poll. Seriously.Female porn surveyhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/18/women-and-porn-survey-ann-summers-sex_n_4297183.htmlThe Young Turkshttp://www.tytnetwork.comRIP Tom Magliozzihttp://www.cartalk.com/blogs/staff-blog/tom-magliozzi-1937-2014Happy (Wedding) Anniversary to us! We're going to Mexico City.Going to Club SW http://clubsw.com.mx and/or Dreams http://www.dreamsmexico.com.mxBearing witness to our Swinger friends getting married.If you don't like my sex life, don't make it your business.Episode Song "Gay Bar" by Electric Six The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Quick note...Sorry this is a little late -- we recorded on 10/10/2014 but I've been super busy.Also, we repeatedly refer to the episode song as Fine Shine by The Period Ring -- it's Fineshrine by Purity Ring. We're goofy, we know.What’s the Fu been up to?Above average pub crawling with the Average SwingersPre-Crawl Pizza at Home SliceViolet Crown Social ClubShangri LaEasy Tiger BakeryThe RooftopCoyote UglySan Diego Trivia adventure with amazing peopleTalking to a couple that started swinging partly because of the podcastOktoberFUst Prep -- Lederhosen WoesTopicWe revisit the Lost Episode 23 from way back in 2011Still no podcasts from Australia? What's happening there?Planned Parenthood update? The news ain't good in TexasSwinger cover stories -- How do you handle a thousand cocks? Put em in a calendar? We need a cock release.Blind dates vs blurry datesSingle people! Please speak up!The once per month rule and other ways to keep it cool in your swinger lifeParting Thoughts and FeedbackSLS Radio Request: Our debate -- Is it an endorsementEpisode Music selection discussion:  Democracy or Dictatorship?News Items: Careful Swingers. Any of your misdeeds are blamed on the Swinging Lifestyle.Christian swingers story going strongBad renters Bad AirBnB'ersThree people shot outside a Swing Club. Except they weren't at the swinger clubShout outsPub Crawl People!Support Planned Parenthood!Episode music "Fineshrine" by Purity Ring (Not Fineshine by The Period Ring... super sorry.) Selected by FuGrrl The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Intro and Welcome/What’s the Fu be up to?Production note: Sorry about the boomy audio!Back from Naughty N’awlinsDSI  Drinking plan  Sexing planRestaurants and Bars:  The Beaches  Razoos  Johnny's Po Boys on St Louis  Felix  Red Slipper Cafe  Royals House Bloody MaryReview NIN scheduleWTF is a contribulator?!Three mini topicsPeople that make me feel a little shittier every time you see them. AVOID!Mr Fu gets grouchy about the proposed Swinger flag.Email “Calling Dibbs”Parting Thoughts and FeedbackGillette body shaverBob’s Burgers steals Ms Fu’s ideaBurning Man Speed Boner competitionPool Dazes winding downMr Fu’s toga Birthday PartyBonus Podcast this month, an hour from NIN with      Average Swingers, Swingercast, Me and Ms JonesShout outsSDC free 7 day trialAll the birthday people September 5th! Pub Crawl to celebrate.Episode Song is "Set it Off" by Peaches. We enjoy listening to this little gem while enjoying a few post NiN in a gay bar in the French Quarter. We miss you NOLA! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

What's up? Well...Thank you Los Swingers for hospitality once again!Tost rocked it out for FuGrrl's birthday! Full circle and then some.In the news...Herman Munster Gets Rapey: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-dressed-herman-munster-raped-3934576 (Will selfies replace mug shots?)15 Celebrities Swingers: http://madamenoire.com/453365/15-celebrity-swingers/Sex Facts!: http://www.yourtango.com/2014220165/7-absolutely-insane-sex-facts-around-world?utm_source=huffingtonpost.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=pubexchangeKeep moving!Traveling to La Jolla for work and fun! Do yourself a favor and hit up Babycakes for Sunday Funday! http://www.babycakessandiego.com/babys-bar/church Sundays in San Diego are a goddamn party!Hi 79couple! Thanks for the amazing time! Check out there fun meet and greets.That song Fancy's got a fuck beat to it. More than The Rentals? Barry White is out. Marvin Gaye? No way. Six Underground by Sneakers Pimps.TopixThe Sizeist vs FuGrrl: Swinger SuperheroWhat do people really look like in the Lifestyle? Thank you Jaye for the topic. What's hot? Is it just looks?Social is not a social service. People have the right to choose. Choose what's hot to you and be hot back.Then things get cliquey! Are you in a clique? Because you're being tough on newbies.Mr Swap Fu goes on a loony rant and weirds out FuGrrlParting thoughtsFlirt? Meh.Get Tested!!Meet us, the Average Swingers and the Hidden Swing in Austin! Details on Kasidie.We want donuts!Naughty in N'Awlins! Red dresses. Red dresses everywhere!Shout outs!Thanks for the awesome iTunes reviewsHappy Dirty 30 Anniversary to Ms T and Mr K -- Join their Texas Social ClubQuestion: Are there enough meeting and greets happening?Song? Clique by Kayne. Yeah, that's right. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

First off...Today we hit the road to Atlanta to visit our good friends, the lovely Los Swingers!First some sad news -- thank you very much for all the love and supportGirls Uncorked couples party! Los Swingers need another Girls Uncorked chapter in Northeast Georgia. ABC Swinger news storyHuffpo article on what to expect at a swingers resortDesire was a little tame for Los Swingers -- the resort should know how to plan for the rain!Topics...Ethics follow upWhat information should you share about other couples? The condom bandit and other ethics breachesListener feedback on ethicsMatt and Bianca's reddit post as it relates to ethicsSwingers Demolish LaGuardia!A good discussion on meet and greetsLos Swingers take a questions from the producersWhat have we been up to...Atlanta visitFuGrrl get LiberatedParadise Valley is a true paradise! What an incredible resource and swinger friendlyOur triumphant return to The Trap! Sexy, classy, fun in the Diamond Club. A somewhat pricey addition to the best swinger club we've ever been to.Food, folks and fun!Closing remarks...Join us at Naughty in N'Awlins!Who was that on the last Swingercast podcast?Los Swingers enjoyed meeting John and AllieThe SDC website is much better: Congratulations! (Still has a couple issues...)Spurs win!Check Los Swinger website The Swingers Hub. A great, free, resourceEpisode music: "Georgia On My Mind" as performed by the incomparable Willie Nelson. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

What’s up?Summer is here.  We’re hot in San Antonio!We have a listener producer, Debbie from DebbienMike on Kasidie :)In June Kasidie’s Girls Uncorked - couples parties http://www.girlsuncorked.comJoin Swap Fu Community on Kasidie http://www.kasidie.comFacebook Girl Uncorked group? Help?Swingers in the newsQuick news item - Two police officer brothers having a swinger party with their wives.  One wife was not into it and got punched by the other wife. the police were called in to reinstate peace :) Dan Savage’s, Savage Lovecast podcast episode 396 started with a positive rant about Swingers and swinging. http://www.savagelovecast.com(Stand by for technical difficulties.)Last time we said one of our two local clubs had closed. Well, it’s reopening! http://www.pleasuresclubtx.comWhat’s the Fu be up to?Best summer ever! Pool Days! Cooking, playing games, hanging out at the pool. Invited a few couples over on a Saturday or Sunday for games and summer fun.Playing games Thinking up ideas for more parties.Participating in scientific study about non-monogamy. Interviewed by a “baby dyke” student for her sociology research paper.Topic(s)Getting yearly physicals. Yes we’re strong healthy people!Code of Conduct/Ethics for SwingersMrs Fu shares a list she found…Be safeHave funDon’t fightDon’t cheatRespect other wantsRespect other sexMeet other sex’s parentsDon’t be shyBe niceBe good!...at a Junior High Dating web page! http://ericabuteau.com/2013/03/27/junior-high-dating-code-of-conduct-and-guidelines-whatdoyouthink/Our code of conduct suggestions:Respect others time.  Cancel, don’t stand up.Respect limits, rules, boundaries of others. Condom rule.Respect the couple as a couple, communicate with both of them. Don’t cut one half out. All 4 talking insures dates get going. Four can’t talk, four can’t meet!No punching!Parting Thoughts and FeedbackSend us your funny stories about talking to your doctors.Send us feedback about code of conduct for swingers.On Kasidie a single guy, Cherokee101 has a write up of Single Guy Code of Conduct for the Lifestyle.Naughty in N’Awlins we’re coming! http://swingercast.com/travel-parties/nawty.htmlShout outsTo our friends at Desire:John and Allie Swingercast Swaplicity from San AntonioLos Swingers: See in JulyMike Litoris - great screen name, met at Desire last year!Go Spurs Go! 1in 0 San Antonio! [Sadly now 1 and 1]Oops!Forgot to mention our trip to Dallas to hang with the Avergae Swingers! Thanks for host guys!If you can’t find the Fus, you’re not looking!Episode music: “Fancy” by Iggy Azalea off the album The New Classic The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

---Corrected Euless Meet and Greet Date! It's May 30 not May 31. Sorry!---Thank you for joining us once again!FuGrrl is loving being Girls Uncorked chapter hostess!The new Girl Uncorked chapter in the Texas Hill CountryA Girls Uncorked is coming to St. Louis, courtesy of a San Antonio transplantFor more Girl Uncorked information go to: http://www.girlsuncorked.comMeet and Greets with Average SwingersEuless May 30Austin September 13Check out the Average Swingers on iTunes and at http://www.averageswingers.comThe Black Ring!More info: http://www.blackringrighthand.comFollow the Black Ring on Twitter: @blkringImpromptu Get Togethers15 couples out of nowhere? Why plan?Thanks to Mr. Camo from Camoandlace for helping with pool heater. All those naked boobies are in your honor!San Antonio PlayersWe're down to one club in San Antonio. Players is awesome but competition is always good.Come to the Kasidie meet and greet at Players San Antonio the third Friday of every month.More information about San Antonio Players http://www.playersclubsatx.comTime Wasters or What Are We Going to Bitch About Today?The Peter and Lois maneuver: Peter tries to make plans without first talking to Lois leading to broken dates and wasted time. Listen for the solution!Mr. Swap Fu learns a lesson on dealing with bad instant messengersUsing the Fade Away. Watch the Garfunkel and Oates video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr8HKRTavM0First ImpressionsDon't assume your lack of chemistry is due to what you thinkGive people a few chancesSwirl Party EtiquetteNo recruiting!Unwelcome advances during a swirl event put Ms. Swap Fu offDon't inadvertently out your swinger friendsKeep swinging private and no hanky panky in front of the vanillasGoing to Naughty In N'awlins August 6 - 10 with Swingercast and Average Swingers! https://secureregistrationonline.com/new_nin/signup.php?affiliateId=1694&c=1We miss Los Swingers! Hope you're enjoying the New Trapeze!We're looking for a Producer! If you're interested, please email us! swapfu@gmail.comInterested in the topic of penis size? FuGrrl recommends Unhung Hero on Netflix.Episode Song: "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Holy shit! We interviewed a couple!The mics were out after a date so we interviewed a couple victims friends.Pre...Setting expectationsFriends First vs Fuck FirstMr E talks about daring -- get out there!Ms J discusses the play benefits of separate room play at house partiesDiscussing insecurities of your partner being with someone else -- turning that into a positiveBe willing to learn from past experiencesPost...Craig's List #1: The Pinky Finger IncidentCraig's List #2: The Cheating RemedyCraig's List #3: Success!Talking up the swinger websitesFrom FMF pillow talk to real lifeMany thanks to Mr E and Ms J for their great interview.Episode song is "Houdini" by the Los Angeles band Foster the People on the album Torches. Torches is a "blind buy". It's such a good album you can just buy it on faith. Pick it up! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Endless gratitude to our listeners for sticking with us all this time!!What's up?So long Club Prestige! Better to have two clubs than one.A vanilla New Years EveMr and Ms Swap Fu alternate off-nights at a couple eventsFeeding the community by introducing peopleThere's more swingers out there than you thinkFACT Check: There are 470,000 households in San Antonio not 60,000. It is estimated that one in 200 couples swing. 23,000 swinging couples in San Antonio? Can this be?TopicAfter four years we still need to keep communicating and be careful with what you take for granted.An expanding after party gets sprung on FuGrrl: Auto Stress Mode!We had a disconnect at a party -- when to leave? Forgot to check in. Beware of physical discomfort in uncomfortable situations.Odds and EndsShould we have a Swinger Super Bowl Party? What are your sexy Super Bowl memories?Is it selfish not to help a couple enter the lifestyle because you don't want them around?Much love to SA Pervs and their excellent Black Friday Pub CrawlLove to T and M for the super-fun semi-lifestyle cookie exchangeLove to Twattwirler and congrats to M on her RN!Love to Los Swingers! Thank you for visiting us once again!O5 was a raging success; triple blowjob, still unfulfilledDoing business with swingers... the naked networkGirls Uncorked simply continues to rockTrojan Supras are terrible!Episode song "Safe and Sound" by Capital Cities off the album In A Tidal Wave of Mystery The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

What's the Fu been up to?OktoberFUst of course! What a great party!- We welcomed our friends from Georgia -- Looking forward to your next visit.- Dodging vanillas- Setting up with a little help from our friendsMeeting swingers at a bar for Beer Bingo- A fun, low-pressure way to meet swingersFuGrrl on Twitter on hiatus for the sake of safetyTopicSingles in the swinging lifestyle- Are singles swingers? What are they risking?- Mr Swap Fu bends his brain doing some swinger math- Ms Swap Fu changes her mindBeware the online trolls!Happy Halloween!Shout Outs- Los Swingers!- C and S Youarebootiful!- Doug and Holly - Host Couple on SDC- SA Pervs- Ms K hostess with the mostest for San Antonio Girls Uncorked- All our awesome dates!Links:We quote an article from ShareYourSecrets.nethttp://shareyoursecrets.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=17:faq-singles&catid=5The voice of the single man in the LifestyleLifestyle Outloudhttp://www.lifestyleoutloud.com/014-lifestyle-out-loud-a-single-mans-perspective/First-Time fun at our OktoberFUst courtesy of Youarebootifulhttp://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/comments/1nuqed/our_first_swinging_experience_oktoberfest_house/Episode Song "My Leather, My Fur, My Nails" by Stepdad on the album Wildlife Pop. Please please please get this album! So much fun! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Where's the Fu at?We went to New Orleans! Colette is the coolest. Amazing service. Uncompromising DJ. Awesome decor. Should definitely be on your must-do list. Plus we had a surprise encounter when we got there.A successful meet and greet with the San Antonio Pervs at the Bonham Exchange.Odds and EndsThe Pervy Little Social Club takes a misstep -- or how not to grow an orgy group.Sober Summer is drawing to a close this Sunday Funday.Like little, boozy gems.TopicsThoughts on the "Once Per Month" rule -- for newbies. Mix it up. You'll thank us later.Computers lie. Don't let your expectations get set too high for no good reason. What's up with no phone calls? Don't let people hide behind their computer. Get out and meet people in person.Coming Up?OktoberFUst und Herr Swap Fu's lederhosenIf it's wrong to love a pair of lederhosen, I don't want to be right.Fill me up!Shout OutsLos Swingers' amazing Jello Shots http://www.losswingers.com/podcastBliss Bringers http://blissbringers.com/The Black Ring effort http://blackringrighthand.com/Club Colette New Orleans http://coletteclubs.com/neworleans/San Antonio Pervs (Find them on SDC and Kasidie)This episode's song is "Royals" by New Zealand singer-songwriter Lorde, on her debut album Pure Heroine. Check her out! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

What have we been up to?Sober summer; from solstice to labor day. Second year and going well.How do we swinger sober? Fake it 'til you make it!4th of July at the Bonham Exchange: http://bonhamexchange.comTopic:Discussion of the Vanity Fair video: http://video.vanityfair.com/watch/vanity-code-how-to-behave-at-a-swingers-partyA discussion of the Swap Fu Swinger Event PlanHow to escalate physically without being creepyMs Swap Fu runs into a former coworker at one of our partiesJB and Cal from Swinging Around on ice breakers, in response to listener question: http://swingin-around.blogspot.com/2013/05/episode-15-breaking-ice-for-playtime.htmlOdds and Ends:Road trip with one stop... going to Club Colette in New Orleans, Friday, August 9. Want to join us? http://coletteclubs.com/neworleans/Enjoying equipment talk with other podcasters in particular the Hidden Swing: http://hiddenswing.comBlack Ring website is up! http://blackringrighthand.comAlso mentioned:We weren't there but we call out BBB: http://www.bbbevent.comPick-Up Artist community taking a beating -- sexism and misogyny: http://www.salon.com/2013/06/19/kickstarter_pickup_artist_on_sleeping_with_women_expect_her_to_offer_some_resistanceMuch to learn from the Pick Up Artist Community... within reason: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickup_artistAnother funny video... Shit Swingers Say: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5v-6_6qat4Episode music: "Pompeii" by London's Bastille off their EP Bad Blood.  Hope you like it! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Happy Father's Day to you and Happy 50th Episode to us!(If you like listening to Mr Swap Fu, this episode is for you.)Check out the Swinger Subreddit for good swinger discussions:http://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/Good discussions on orgy management, threesomes vs foursomes and younger swingers woes.Topics:Knowing when to throw in the towel. Cancelling a date when you're feeling down for the sake of your company.Went to the coed Girl Uncorked party! Big fun. Seeing old friends and making new ones.http://www.girlsuncorked.comParty too big? Hosting vs socializing and the role of alcohol in both. We discuss the dirty business of party list management.Frigate Bird Threesome in the Galapagos IslandsCourtesy of Los SwingersShout Outs:Los Swingers -- Thanks for the great photo!Viva the Black Ring!The Hidden Swing Podcast out of Oklahoma -- Thanks for the compliment about Ms Fu's voice!Texas Social Club community on SDC run by Mr. K and the Swinger FairySwinger Apps! Chance Mingle for iPhone and SLS for AndroidPlease call us. Tweet us. Email us.Episode song by Imagine Dragons "On Top of the World" on the album Night Visions The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

What's the Fu been up to?Desire trip -- borrowed partners and the soggy grapes of wrathCareer changes and plane old problemsAn orgiastic experience. More more more.Tonight's TopicWhat does your partner do that annoys you?Maybe a size queen should take a turn for the team.Side bar about Pillow PrincessesWhy won't my wife have rough sex with me?Always being late is annoying your partner.Drop the Kabuki and get her to the playroom quicker!Make sure your partner is taken care of before you get busy with the other woman.Shout outs to our fellow podcasters:  Find them on iTunes!Los SwingersAverage SwingersLifestyle OutloudSwinging AroundLess Than VanillaAnd also to our friends Mike Litoris and Ms LitorisWelcome back to the guy with the hat!Read the awesome Reddit Q&A with the marketing manager from Trapeze:http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1a5dqh/iama_swingers_club_employee_ama/Please join us at Desire in 2014!Episode song "The Keepers" by Santigold. The album is Master of My Make-Believe. Wow, what an extraordinary talent!Thanks you for the awesome feedback! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

What's up?Well...We had the 2nd Annual Mardi Gras PartySetting expectations for party guests -- dress and behaviorMeeting our trucker friendsMr. Fu private pilot trainingMs. Fu hosted Girls Uncorked (http://www.girlsuncorked.com)Spurting on about squirting.  Thanks Mr K!  Squirting is not a gateway sexual activityProgressive Swinging... Progressing to what?  Commenting on Life of the Swingset Progressive Swinging definition (http://www.lifeoftheswingset.com)Going to Desire with Swingercast and we're bringing friends! We'll be there March 23 - 27. More info (http://www.swingercast.com)Going to Club Prestige with a couple celebrating their five-year anniversaryObjective-based swinging with a small group of friends -- where over the course of the night we fulfill the fantasy of at least one person in the group. Inspired a by the Less than Vanilla Podcast out of London (http://www.lessthanvanilla.com). Want to give it a shot at Desire?  Let us know! (swapfu@gmail.com)Black ring, right hand.  Check out our FAQ on wearing the black ring! (http://swapfu.blogspot.com/p/black-ring-right-hand.html)Shout Out!Lifestyle instructors pilots!  Thank you guys!!J and V.  We'll miss you guys!And all our new friends!New lifestyle podcasts!! Welcome and thank you for helping fill the gap!!Lifestyle Out Loud (http://www.lifestyleoutloud.com) -- doing it NoCal StyleSwingin Around (http://swingin-around.blogspot.com) -- doing it Motown StyleLess than Vanilla (http://www.lessthanvanilla.com) -- doing it Across the PondLos Swinger (http://www.losswingers.com) -- doing it en españolPlease leave us an iTunes review!!Hey Listeners!  Leave us a comment on this blog, send us an email (swapfu@gmail.com) or leave us a voicemail (609-3SWAPFU) telling us something your partner does that annoys you in the Lifestyle.  We will read and comment on them in our next podcast.Episode music "Dirty Messages" by The Young Professionals from Israel.  The album "9 AM to 5PM - 5PM to Whenever" is crazy good from the first track to the last.  Pick them up wherever fine music is sold. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

A quick update...Are you in the lifestyle and don't even know it?odds and ends: side benefits of being in the LSThe staycation party idea. You and four of your closest friends hanging at your house.  Hire someone to come in and make breakfast?Going to Desire with Swingercast, March 23 - 30.  More details at Swingercast.comEpisode music: Florida pop stalwarts The Black Kids bring it with "I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You" off 2008's Partie Traumatic.  Add them to your playlist!  (The Cemetery Lips EPs is pretty rad too.) The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

A quick catch up after oh so many months!We spent the summer sober.  What was that like?Party Recap: The OktoberFUstWe went to Desire Pearl!  Not with a group... interesting times.What to bring to a house party or just etiquette in general?  Look here:http://what-is-swinging.com/swinging-etiquette.htmThis episode's music is "Loveliest Creature" by Savoir Adore on the album Our Nature.  Check them out!!  The whole album is great. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Beat the heat! Stay indoors and swing!2-1/2 months since our last podcast... staying busy and lots of fun.Our dating attempts have been mixed at best.  Parents!  Give your kids a break and get out of the house.How experienced are we?  Mr Swap Fu says we're still new.  Are we old and creepy?  You be the judge!1, 2, 3, 4 party fouls!The episode song is "Make Light" by Passion Pit on the album Manners.  The whole album is excellent and would make for great poolside listening this summer.  Give it a spin and sip on a cocktail.Click here to download this podcast. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

A 10 minutes topic turns into a freefrom, hour-long conversation about our recent trip to Desire Resort and Spa in the Mayan Riviera with the Swingercast group.Observations and tipsThere weren't many tan lines at Desire, so we decided to bring you this song by the band Tanlines from Brooklyn.  The song is called "All of Me" off the album Mixed Emotions. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Recapping Podcast CommentsCuckolds are people tooThe good and the bad of the effects of swinging on self-imageWhy we don't have guests on our podcastSwing can only be improved but never masteredTopic: What's next for the Fu?Continue self-improvement: mind as well as bodyGoing to Desire! It's a just a trip to the beach, really.How we're going to dirty up a perfectly good summerStepping up the dating game and how we've been meeting new peopleA story about trying to live with more honestyWhat has the Fu been up to?The Mardi Gras party the rocked!Event host sticker mix up on KasidieMeeting swinger friends at a vanilla clubGoing to monthly podcastsEpisode song is "Lately" by The Helio Sequence.  Find more about this Portland, Oregon band at: http://myspace.com/theheliosequence The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

OpeningToronto city officials asked to license swinger's clubs? http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2012/01/16/19251646.html?cid=rssnewscanadaA flurry of Swinger Grindr-like apps for mobile phones. Expect more anti-competitive craziness, a la SDC and Lifestyle Longue.  Talk about the Adult Friend Finder bullshit date.After so much talk about of monogam-ish relationships... where are the swingers, Mr Savage? Neglecting to consult one of the many swinger sages seems a little strange.TopicThe top three changes in our perception or things we have learned in the last two years of swinging. ClosingRemember: You can post anonymous comments to our blog: http://swapfu.blogspot.com.  Respond to us there if you want people to see it.  Emails and dating sites messages are OK for private stuff, but post comments to our blog is an easy way to share with other listeners.Getting the cops called on us.Expanded explanation of guest list management.  Read email.Upcoming Mardi Gras party: Feb 18Not that these guys need us promoting them, but the episode song is "I Write Sin Not Tragedies" by Panic At the Disco.  Great tunes from another great Las Vegas band. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

The Spanker RevealedOpeningSwingers getting a bad wrap from shows like “Disappeared”Swingers at a family event.  What happened? Pro tip: Just invite smart friends ;)TopicsGet Togethers -- Woop Woop!There ain’t no such thing as a small get togetherMust develop a party checklist -- the checklist manifesto by Atul GawandeWe played the LMFAO Pandora station at our get together... Best. Idea. Ever.Good success show less-threatening porn for parties: Sapphic Erotica and Andrew BlakeGuest list management: Don't invite a couple to a party just because you like one of them. Odds are their other half won't be liked by anyone else either. Discussing the ongoing single guy dilemma.Burning Up at Re-entry AKA the Sunday to Monday crash-- The dream-wake state of that first Monday morning meeting. Your head is still partying naked with a bunch of swingers and but your body is sitting on a conference call with Milwaukee.-- You have to keep quiet about what you did while your coworkers regale you with stories about bowling and their cats.Please share your experiences with us... how do you handle the return to normalcy?Shout outsSwingercastBoris and Doris PodcastSparky's Open Source PodcastMr and Mrs W DailyDirtybit PodcastCaramel CrazeKink NeighborsEpisode music: We are loving the UK band The Vaccines and the butt-rocking tune "Wetsuit" Please buy their music, we did ;) http://thevaccines.co.uk The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

What's the Fu been up to?Co-hosting a party.  Shared responsibilities. Opportunity to meet new people.Swinger friends rule because they get excited and bring drinks, snacks and toys!  They also care better care of your stuff and have fun!Staying sober until 11:30 helped Mr Fu.As hosts, be ready to meet people.  "Welcome to our home!"Shout Outs:Thank you for "flood" of responses to the gusher topicThree doctors weighing inWe've got a lot of practice ahead of usYounger swingersThey play, andWe've witnessed it! Thank you A and APlans:Continue smaller get togethersGushing practice!The New Years Eve dilemmaOur music for this episode is, once again, Metric.  This time the song is "Help, I'm Alive" off the album Fantasies. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Hang in there for fun! -- Photo courtesy of Cliff and JaimeWhat did the Fu do?Full Moon PartyPhoto shoot: The beauty and the... where did he go?Thanksgiving vs Friends Giving vs Black FridayEnjoying having friends overGuy with the hat updateWe had an anniversary.  Thank you for the well wishesTopicMs Swap Fu wants to learn more about female ejaculationSquirting? Prevalence squirting101.comShout OutSafety first! -- Photo courtesy of Cliff and JaimeSex swing camouflage pictures! Thank you Cliff and Jaime for the awesome photos.The Fu loves "The League" watch it on NetflixBlog comment regarding younger swingers and whether or not they ever get down to business.  They did at 4 AM after the pub crawlThank you! Thank you! Thank you!Support Planned Parenthood this holiday season!I can't believe it's taken us this long to feature a song by Future Islands! We've been listening to this band pretty much non-stop for the last few months. This episode's song is "Walking Through that Door" on the album In Evening Air. Learn more about this excellent band at myspace.com/futureislands The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Shout outs to long haul truckers, Australian travelers and  http://caramelcraze.com/ (Great website!!)What's been bugging the Fu's?Learning to embrace age differencesDifferent Swinging StylesAnd being in the moment... (Thank you Doris!)Also... Halloween Party recap!We're going to the Moon Party at Pace Bend Park... come join us!!Episode Music "Never Saw the Point" by Cults.  Awesome music. :)Sorry for our audio problems... damn USB mics are giving me fits on my slow laptop. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Pre-production notes!!Tell us you're not a little impressed.Thank you for your blog comments and voicemails!Warming up the house slowlyMas Vegas: Some more details given in context of how we don't go into detailsMindfulness: Were we in the right headspace?Thank you Dan Savage for giving us some insight on the dating mind -- we're all newbies so -- cut yourself some slackMr Swap Fu is The Period WhispererGirls Uncorked reduxThis episode's music is "Electronic Fences" by Computer Magic, a solo project based out of Brooklyn -- More information at thecomputermagic.com The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

We're finally moved into the new place... mostly.  We're back!Ms Swap Fu gets Uncorked.  Join the Girls Uncorked chapter in your city.Las Vegas trip highlights and tips and tricks for swinger travel newbiesThe Sex-Related InjuryWe talk about staying active in the lifestyle during a life transitionFuGrrl wants to know how you gracefully exit a sexual situation that just got weird... email her FuGrrl@gmail.comThank you for the your patience, emails and iTunes reviews.  Hopefully we're back on schedule now.Enjoy this episode's hot, hot music "Come Closer" by Miles KaneFollow @SwapFu and @FuGrrl on Twitter The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

What's the Fu been up to? Ms Swap Fu gets her kink on with a guy in LederhosenMs Swap Fu meets Johnny TaserBooty call -- Buffalo Wild Wings interruptedThe Trojan Truck -- Where's the Wienermobile when you need it?Hotel party -- Our party planned shared. Good setup TopicSelf-improvement and the lifestyle What can you work on? What do you do about what you can't work on? Repetition is your best tool The sweet gift of the emotionally mature relationship -- allowing yourself to feel big feelings without the world implodingAnnouncementsFollow Fugrrl on Twitter!Thanks for iTunes reviewsShout out to South Carolina Lizard SexThe music for this episode is in remembrance of the incomparable Amy Winehouse who died tragically since our last podcast. Ms Winehouse sang her way into my wife's heart to become her favorite singer. I too was fan. The song is "Back to Black" from the album of the same name. Rest in peace, sad little bird. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

What did the Fu do?Meeting our hot friends at the amazing Swinger Mecca: Trapeze AtlantaTopicSwinger date dynamics. Get private!Never the hook up -- you see them over and over and you never hook upThe Jackknifed four-wayGuys that can't stop watching their girl and the power of the switchbackThis and ThatAfter-party participant selection. Yes, you still have to plan.Should we disclose our online presence?We're going to Vegas Sept 23. What are you doing?Thank you for the iTunes love!Short Bus by John Cameron Mitchell movie discussionEpisode music is "Topaz" by the Athens, GA band The B-52s. Not only does this song honor of our friends in Atlanta, but also it's Mr Swap Fu's favorite by this most excellent band... Tin Roof! Rusted. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Howdy!Your friendly neighborhood swingers, the Fu's take you to the river as they rundown the highs and lows of the Krewe of Swingtown Guadalupe River TripBattling vanillas for river dominationIn praise of Boris and Doris and the Swingercast FriendsTopic:Mr Swap Fu talks about relearning to bringing flirting back to his vanilla life.  Where do you draw the line?Announcements:We're going to Vegas!  Come meet us!  Sept. 23 - 26What a Canadian public health worker might looklike after visiting a swinger club back room.In the news:Canadian public health research zeros in on swingersAsk Amy weighs in on swingingEnjoy!!In honor of our delirious weekend, we've chose "My Delirium" by Ladyhawke as the episode song.  The album is called Ladyhawke.  We've been listening to this album a lot... haven't fucked to it yet, but that's just a matter of time. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

FeedbackPeople ask us about our musical tastes.  We generally broaden our musical selections by listening to channels we like on Pandora.Our favorite stations are:LadytronAu Revoir SimoneThe Ting TingsThe KillersThe SoundsMr. Swap Fu mourns his 20's last to grunge.Condom update: Female condoms... Out! (Thanks Allie)What's the Fu been up to?Enjoying the what all our efforts have yielded.  You should too!Two amazing datesThe new walk of shame!Super fun night at Mystique!Odds and EndsIsrael police raid swingers party looking for potNew listener erotica page starting this week.  Thank you!!Krewe of Swingtown River Trip in a couple weeksThank you!  We love our listeners and thank you for the amazing iTunes reviews!To J.  Hang in there, baby!!As much as it pains us, this episode's music is "Cherry Pie" by Warrant.  Our salute to the Hair Bands.  Regarding this song...Mr Swap Fu: This song is ridiculous!Ms Swap Fu: Ridiculously awesome! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Shout outsPositive reviews on iTunes. Keep them coming, they help us share the podcast with other swingers and wanna be swingers.Always, thank you to our awesome listeners and twitter followersFu NewsNaked Condom’s $56 dozen.  Naked FoundationWii Dare you to buy this game. More infoTopicRelated to Friends First, Fuck First.  Is it a Part II?: Thank you to the listeners for supplying topic.  How to touch base in the middle of the date to pull the handbrake, or on the positive, let your partner know you want to escalate.Make a Plan and a Plan BMake a communication plan, set a timeAt clubSay hi to friendTalk to DJ, bartenderAt dateText your partner from bathroomLeg squeezeMake it clear that you do not necessarily play on the first dateLimit pre-date conversation: Front-loading date too muchWhere are we going?River Trip June 24 - 26WE LOVE OUR LISTENERS!!We are featuring the song "Breathe" by Telepopmusik as the episode song because we took a short breather away from the podcast to rethink a few things regarding how we were producing it. Yes, this was Version 2 of this recording... Version 1 ran off the rails and we decided to give it another shot after a soggy but fun Memorial Day weekend in Chicago. Telepopmusik is an amazing band from France. Yes! France! We love that enigmatic country. Check them out here. If you like them, please buy their album, like we did. :) The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Meet us on the Guadalupe River with the Krewe of Swingtown: June 24 - 26Memorial Day in Chicago. Come for the Fu, stay for the Leather: May 27 - 30Glow in the dark party at Mystique.  Will we reconnect with our raver past?Pro Tips: Always take time to meet new people at the club.  It will give you a chance to step away and reconnect with your partner... and to make new friends. New couple makes an effort -- and Ms Swap Fu likes it, bi the way.Do the hosts of at house party have to stay up? What constitutes a house party?Today's Topic is ripped from the pages of Kasidie.com -- friends first or play first?How is swinging like Clash of the Titans?Are we here to make friends?Your feedback keeps us going.  Please leave us a comment on iTunes!!We get a lot of comments about our music selections.  We try to pick songs that relate in some way to the topic being discussed.  This episode's music is "Sick Muse" by the fantastic Canadian band Mertic off their album Fantasies.  We've selected this song because it deals with the way people's expectations of falling in love can get in the way of leading the life we truly want to lead.  We think that this is why so many couples specify that they want to be friends first before they play; they have an expectation to have more meaning connection before having sex with people.  Our episode topic deals with this.Click here to listen to this episode The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!