We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to. Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it? Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await. As our Greek mate Sophocles once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?" So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
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Before Johnny Depp & Tim Burton completely lost their career and personal heads, respectively, they gave us this. Dan Machholz is back; what a goose. Topics discussed during the episode that will make you want to grind your teeth into pointing daggers include: Ben's deepthroat technique is improving. Ben is recording from the shower so he can instantly wash off the stink from talking with Dan Machholz. Dan brings up his non-existent podcast again. Is Sleepy Hollow Tim Burton's last hurrah? Ben doesn't care for Dumbos. Taking a leaf out of the Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson book, our schedule will change to a new episode every 3-5 years. Are non-Hammer Horror fans at a disadvantage? Ben & Dan love nothing more than watching someone murder bastard toddlers. Whilst more people clamour for turkey teeth, Ben has booked himself in for a Christoper Walken smile. We long to live in a world that looks as bleak as Sleepy Hollow...Is Star Wars: The Phantom Menace a Halloween film? Was Dan Machholz one of the witches that slipped through the Salem Witch trials net? Is Sleepy Hollow an episode from the Murder She Wrote universe? Ben tears up hearing names like The Widow Winship & Katrina Van Tassel.Through failing hotel wifi, Ben comments profusely about how visually pleasing everything looks. Come on then, which podcaster are you beheading? From Ichabod Crane to Michael Myers, isn't Halloween just the best time of year? Dan insists on digging Tom back up again for more offensive impressions.Have you always wanted to travel the world? Start a Patreon! GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
Happy Halloween...In November Due to the FilmFlogger's ongoing world tour, we've barely had time to get any new content out to our current listeners during the spooky season. So, here's a taster of what it's like to be a Nitpicker over on our Patreon. We like to have fun over there. Maybe a little too much. Listen in to Ben's embarrassing attempts to convince you that all October's Patreon proceeds will go to charity & not our 5-star hotel kitty. Topics that will make you want to Get Out for good include: Hello, 1,2, Hello Hello, Ben's a podcaster. Ben's scorching ringpiece politely asks him to call it a day. Did 31 days of Horror Flog kick off this year?Why Fiona's grammar is the spookiest thing you'll see this Halloween.How did you enjoy our Side Series on Serial Killers? Ben requires more Patrons to top up his diarrhoea-inducing tinned tuna fund. No one signed up for our charity Patreon in October...Ben doesn't deserve this. Ben's more progressive than you. The film 'NOPE' gets a big Nope from us. Calling all white dads, do you get nervous around black boyfriends? Fiona needs to remember how to Pick Those Nits! Is Jordan Peele in on the silliness? Hey Jordan, Come Pick These Nits with us! Ben asks the fat old bloke to 'get out.'Is it cool to be a progressive racist? Ben would like to cancel his cis white privileged heterosexual membership. Have you ever lezzed out with Grandma? Ben implores horror characters to put a light on. Is it true what they say about Black people who go up and down stairs? Have you ever noticed Ghostface on your weekly shop? Fiona loves her new social media role. GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
Ben's struggles with podcasting on the road continue with The Monster Squad.For the non-existent fans. Episode topics discussed that will make you feel like you've been kicked in the nards include:We discuss how Dan's woodland frolicking ruined a 5-star opportunity.How do you maintain a podcast when your co-host is nine days behind you? Ben continues to lie through his newfound positive teeth. Remember when you and your mates got excited about renting The Monster Squad for the 57th time...? Did you know Dan had a podcast? Who wants to see it make a comeback...?When will Dan's Canucks Hockey fame increase this podcast's exposure? Does Ben & Dan's relationship resemble the creepy one between Doc Brown & Marty Mcfly? Was Frankenstein's wobbling wedges a problem? When will Dan break character? Dan's Halloween treat to Ben is I, Frankenstein...Was Duncan's Regehr performance as Dracula dynamite? Ben hopes there is still time to tell Fred Dekker to stay away from Robocop and stick to cheesy horror. Will Ben's newfound positive mindset allow him to accept the Mummy in the closet? Did Pixar take inspiration from Shane Black? Ben implores you never to travel with Dan and his portable DVD player. Will FilmFlogger's basket ever drain? Dan's not precious with films...Dan continues to tarnish Tom's memory with offensive impressions. Fiona ruins the segments by demanding sleep. Give Ben more Patreon money so he can continue redefining the Sopranos. GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
Ben from FilmFloggers and Sean from Review It Yourself team up to take on a topic that will undoubtedly endear them to listeners' and other podcaster's hearts: CGI.The expected 30-minute run time turns out to be wildly ambitious for these waffling pair of c---- (retracted by Sean).Ben and Sean try to understand why CGI has become as prevalent as it has by taking on some of the worst CGI imaginable. Check Out The Fabulous Sean here: Review It YourselfAre You A Tight Arse? Discussion Points:-Sean tries to weigh the pros and cons of CGI.-Tom Cruise films. -Mummy Action.-THAT Scorpion King CGI.-The toll stunts have taken on actors/actresses' bodies. Relevant Questions:-Did the cost of insuring actors make the rise of CGI inevitable?-Are the priorities of modern film-making wrong?-Did The Mummy Returns (2001) lose the charm of The Mummy (1999)?-Does bad CGI take you out of a film?-Was Titanic (1997) the 'last hurrah' for practical effects?Irrelevant Questions:-Is Ben regretting giving Fiona control of FilmFlogger's Instagram? -Can Sean brighten up Ben's mood?-Is Sean's American accent getting any better? -Is Sean's British accent worse?-Who is worse, Dakota Fanning or the kid from this film?-Has Sean been dreaming about Tom Cruise?Quotes:-"If you can't make it look good, just leave it alone".-"Oh God, I'm going to side with you now; God, it's finally happened".-"Lord of the Rings came out the same year"-Ben makes a devastatingly good point. -"Whinge-Fest is probably more appropriate for us".GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
HEY YOU GUYS!! You can access all our Nitpicking episodes during October for the measly sum of £2.50! All the money raised during the month will go to a charity chosen randomly by one of our patrons! Ben will delve deep into his pocket for every new sign-up and match that tier's cost! And the best part? You can sign up any time during October, binge all our content and leave before you have to pay anything! It's a win-win! You'd be a complete piece of dog poo if you did that, considering it's for charity, but still, the option is there! Head over to our Patreon to hear the full episode and more reasons why we weren't the biggest fans of Chunk and Co... Welcome To NitPickers. Join us as we spend waay too much time NitPicking all the most important and unimportant details in films! Our mission? To comb through everything from cinema's biggest turds, ruin your childhood favourites, and dump all over stone-cold classics.GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFYSupport the show
"The real journey of indie podcasting are the friends we make along the way"...You'd expect Leo to spew this sort of thing out of his mouth during his pretentious quest to find meaning in paradise in Danny Boyle's 2000 film 'The Beach.'The Beach was meant to be the first episode to kick off The FilmFloggers World Tour, but then The Queen died, so we (Fiona) thought it a good idea to attempt to profit from Elizabeth's death with our episode on The King's Speech.It didn't work. Ben can hear you calling.He's coming but drowning.Swimming further away from Maya Beach and popularity. (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Ben announces the death of Queen Elizabeth II to the nation Is being dragged into spats with hopeless, 40-something Twitter losers bringing down the tone of the show? Fiona professes her love for Shamrock Rovers. Fiona shows off her deepthroating skills. Thanks for all the support, Irish people. Fiona's one of you. Cunts! Is it the swearing? Ben's breaststroke leads to drowning. Ben never ever turns down an invitation? Even the shit ones. How did Leonardo Dicaprio ruin Ben's chances of stepping on Maya Beach?Do you enjoy international KFC's Full English Breakfasts and twinkies? More hilarious impressions.Do you find us fancy dancy because we go with the traveller's flow? What have Owen Wan-Kenobi & Einstein got to do with this? Ben wishes all his compatriots a warm and happy winter this year. GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
We pay our respects to Her Majesty by returning to where her journey to the throne began.Thanks for the memories, Elizabeth. Your service has ended xP.S. God save the King And Ben...as he couldn't get a word in this episode. An Irishwoman stole the show and his throne.P.P.S Fiona doesn't swear once!! As Ben's episode notes are typically filled with offensive junk, he thought it best not to write any out of respect to Elizabeth.And everyone else. Go read all the other ones. THEY ARE REALLY FUNNY. WHY DOES NO ONE APPRECIATE HIM??? He'll abdicate!! Don't push him!! GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
LISTENER REQUEST Jonny from the 'wonderful' What's Our Seat Number: Movie Review Podcast was 'nice' enough to request this 90s Pirate Box Office Bomb epic for us to do a 15-minute Nitpicking Flog. Tell Jonny how much of douche he is here - What's Our Seat NumberPlease don't say we don't care about our fans...It's just a shame they don't care about us.Is this the episode that bankrupts FilmFloggers? (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Episode topics that will make you want to drown yourself include: Do the fans actually like us? Sean, do you like us? What's your pre-podcast warm-up routine looking like? Fiona enjoys John Cena's shit.T2 to this...Thanks for the memories, Carolco Studios. Are FilmFloggers still in their Honeymoon period? Ben suggests you start with Renny Harlin's bottom. So the women in Bridgeton don't have pouches? Have you ever thought about scalping your parents? Does the law of physics apply to any of this? Should Ben get a face tattoo? Would this make him more approachable? Please take that button away from Renny! $116 Million for a high school drama studio? How much did all those flying mannequins cost? Fiona must not have got my carrier pigeon relieving her of co-hosting duties.Did Ben feel the sand of Maya Beach? Between his toes? Listen to our episode on The Beach to find out. (he didn't)Ben enjoys seeing monkeys in films.GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
Does running an indie podcast sometimes make you feel like chopping off your dick and shocking it up your arse? Just me, then! A Sweaty Danny Glover coaxes a former host from the grave for one last hurrah. The deadman has his say on Twitter and how Prey's (2022) tiers of CGI could send your head into a violent spin. Robosnake anyone? What's this freak talking about, I hear you say? Listen in to try & make sense of it. Topics discussed during the episode include: So, The Thomas isn't dead? Has Ben bitten the hand that fed him dogshit and no downloads? The Sweaty Glover Patreon tier for £10 a month...Tempted? Is the new Prey film not cruddy enough? How much CGI is enough to make your head spin? Is having generic CGI templates killing cinema? Is butcher shop offal being utilized enough in films? How much washing power did a young Thomas get through whilst pretending to be El Scorpio? Have you ever scaled buildings & jumped across rooftops in slip-on shoes? COME AND GET IT! Would tweed trousers and a woollen Blazer look good on The Predator? Is Ben buying King Willy's Voodoo mess? Are you looking to spice up your sex life? Try introducing a pogo stick. Is Gary Busey the scariest thing walking around LA? Is Bill Paxton a franchise whore? How many extraterrestrial creatures have you encountered on your daily commute? Is The Predator just following the script? Were you offended by Harrigan's whiteface? Are Leona & Danny expecting? WTF is going on? Ben refuses to talk about any films from the director of A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child...Is Steven Seagal dispatching 'The black guy with a mask on' in one chop? GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
Welcome To NitPickers. Join us as we spend waay too much time NitPicking all the most important and unimportant details in films! Our mission? To comb through everything from cinema's biggest turds, ruin your childhood favourites, and dump all over stone-cold classics.GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
Dan's 9-year-old son gives us his views on the 18-rated Blade as Ben watches on with his microphone resting on his impressive penis...We like to have fun over on FilmFloggers. The film that paved the way for this glorious never-ending MCU universe was fronted by a guy in full leather breaking up a blood rave and chasing down a latex blob who enjoys nothing more than feasting on the hearts of infants...Your Move, Captain America. Sean's Back: Review It Yourself (Great Logo) (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Serious Topics Discussed Include: Ben will do anything to impress 9-year-old boys. Should we start charging Dan an admission fee? Sean rudely introduces himself as this week's guest 13 minutes in. Dan and Sean FACE/OFF.Sean gushes over the MCU.Sean shits on Dan Machholz's ice cream. Dan defends Blade's leather outfit. Shock Is anyone out there still rocking the Kangol hat? Everyone mourns the loss of their foam party-filled youth.Ben lambasts the exclusion of dead babies.Pearl reminds Ben of an old podcast friend with more patrons than him. Did anyone listen to our Jack Frost Flogmas Double Bill?Dan asks Sean to be his boy toy, whilst Sean suggests introducing a 3ft Hot dog into the bedroom.Ben feels uncomfortable...And left out. Does Sean have the clap?The Podcast Gods punish Ben for not opening his fat mouth.Sean teases Ben & Dan over being shagged out. Wesley Snipes stars in...Eric? Ben's impressive penis softens somewhat upon hearing the 9-year-old boy label the CGI in Blade as 'Cool.'Dan's proud as a punch as he shows off his extensive library of underage Traci Lords adult movies. GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSSupport the show
War of the Worlds (2005)As Sean continues to parade around as the self-proclaimed 'Waffler', the OG Waffler seeks him out to help combat his unprovoked self-proclaimed unpopularity amongst his indie peers. Isn't a peer someone at the same level as you...? A real head-scratcher for Ben. The War of the Wafflers commences. Topics discussed that will make you want to exterminate yourself include: Sean invades Ben's space. Would World of the Wars of been a catchier name? Has Sean had one too many fannies? Are we really meant to buy Tom Cruise playing a docker called Ray? Would you waste your peanut butter on Fiona? Spooning some into a peanut allergic, Dakota Fanning's eyeball could work. Did you know Steven Spielberg could make a film? Did Sean get his leg over with Dan? When do the tripods arrive to kill off the Tiktokers? Ben can't TikTok...Is having these two wafflers together the equivalent of getting the 2 disk special edition? Would you give Robbie a lift? Ben plugs every episode in the FF back catalogue.Did anyone see Sean's sofa meltdown on Oprah? I'm in love with FilmFloggers! I'm in love with FilmFloggers...said no one. Did Ben feel violated by Spawns CGI? Would you bludgeon Tim Robbins to death for digging a hole? Would Sean be the most useless thing to have in an Apocalypse? Is Ben willing to take the fight to the widely popular inferior podcasts? Sean doubles down on his dream for a three-way with Bill & Ben. Is Darth Vader a loser? Does watching Schindlers List make you sweat profusely? GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL...WHAT IS THIS? A confused cheesy 80s Star Wars rip-off featuring the leather hotpants wielding, legs for days blonde bombshell Dolph Lungren talking in a muddled Swedish, English, and dubbed language that undoubtedly served as an inspiration to The Room's Tommy Wiseau? Backed up by Gwildor, a furry fuckface Yoda-inspired, Ewok wannabe who gives Jar Jar Binks a run for his money. Does Masters of the Universe induce a massive homoerotic erection with accompanying belly laughs at Gwildor's Tomfoolery? Let's find out...(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)A sample of the topics discussed during the episode that felt like an Eternia include: Ben did not have the power of Greyskull or air conditioning during the episode. Does Ben's Macbook fan work as hard as he does? Durex, are you looking for sponsors? Whilst Ben slaves away at the Floggers reboot, Dan's been reading books and hanging out with underage kids at the lake. Dan keeps going about on the new website. Instead of just talking Star Wars, Dan makes Ben list every Star Wars rip-off ever made. Dan goes through the entire history of He-man without taking a breath. Dan doubles down on his dislike for Review it Yourself's Sean and The Batman. Due to heat exhaustion, flaming laptops and boredom, Ben lets Dan talk and talk. Who or what is a Greyskull? Has Earth ever looked so dull? How many off-brand characters can one film have? What would a leather hotpants wearing, cape swooshing, sword-wielding intergalactic warrior identify as on Earth? Are Skeltors ragtag group of mercenaries the worst boy band of all time? GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
I won't waste your time with wizardry puns, so just Wingaren Levisarrrr (Haha!) your way over to our Patreon to hear the full episode & see what all the fuss is about! I might try this on Fiona...'I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?'https://bookriot.com/harry-potter-puns-and-pickup-lines/...There's loads. See ya over on Patreon...A flavour of some of our nitpicks: Why did Dumbledore leave Harry Potter to a life of servitude? How many splattered students is Filtch having to mop up? How stiff are our Harry's Cgi broomstick legs? Is Ron the real nightmare? Should there be more morbidly obese Hogwarts students?Is Professor Mcgonall's awarding of house points all over the place? How much is the golden snippet worth? GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
"Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying"The Reboot...again! Are Ben's hopes for this podcast shitty pipe dreams? The good fight continues! You'll be surprised to hear the correct pronunciation of Zihuatanejo caused one or two issues.Topics crammed into the episode before The Sisters 'would let us be' include: Fiona nails our new intro Fiona blames her incompetence on dyslexia.Do you want to be Ben's mate? Ben can't contain his excitement for the Reboot any longer. Do people get us? Fiona can't help herself and continues to goof around with offensive impressions. Does Fiona see Ben's point? He had to cut most of it out, so probably not. Has every segment/show idea been done to death? For example...Take an arbitrary number of trivia and call it a show. Done! Fiona ruins yet another segment with her limited vocabulary skills. Ben forgets his recording pillow, so he hops in the fridge instead. Fiona droning on about Stephen King and Frank Darabont wrecks Ben's stomach. Idea for new original show/segment...Let's get tiddly and tell everyone about what we're drinking this week! Shots! How many bullets can you fit in a 6-round cylinder Colt Detective Special?What did Bill Clinton think of the inmates of Shawshank? An Amazon drop-off leads to some self-promotion from The Waffler. Some days I got bummed; some days, I didn't - the life of an indie podcaster...Random fact: Shawshank Prison is the second most famous on-screen prison behind Wentworth Prison. Morgan Freeman's narration makes Ben go weak at the knees. And erect. How many nits can we pick? GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comCOME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFYSupport the show
Elllllliot...Just go home already E.T! Do you remember what we said about ruining your childhood favourites? Here's a sneak peek of the very, VERY sweary E.T the Extra-Terrestrial NitPickers episode. I hate to do this, and it's hard to keep a straight face whilst typing...but for as little as £3 per month, you can find the full episode over on our Patreon! Please give us your hard-earned money & PICK MORE NITS WITH USGET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comCOME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
Are you a Tight Arse? Has the long-drawn-out FilmFloggers reboot already fallen? Before we ask our loyal listener Sean to start paying for more of this, here's a sneak peek of one of the several hundred new shows we plan on ramming into every single available orifice.Welcome To NitPickers. Join us as we spend waay too much time NitPicking all the most important and unimportant details in films! Our mission? To comb through everything from cinema's biggest turds, ruin your childhood favourites, and dump all over stone-cold classics.PICK THOSE NITS! When will Fiona accept her under the blanket fate? Ben's lawyer suggests he make a half-baked apology to the indie scene. Ben promises not to release The Rum Diary and all its Patreon rants. Ben has a change of heart...Does Ben really expect everyone to believe his Patreon tier lies? Does this film have really great quotes? And you think Ben is trying to get the show cancelled. Have you seen Ben of Thieves? Angela Bassett is feisty! Ben has to keep reminding Fiona that London Has Fallen. Have Ben's expectations for the show Fallen? How rude is that unborn baby? Has Ben tried running Fiona over? Can Morgan Freeman levitate? Sorry, Canada, but will you take the hit and let us blow up Dan Machholz? Has anyone checked Gerard Butler's Nappie recently? Fiona doesn't appreciate good CGI infrastructure. Ben reminds Fiona that Xenophobic slurs are not the way to more listeners. Fiona doesn't know what Xenophobia means.Ben wishes Fiona would fuck off back to Ireland. How can a gruff, bearded obnoxious cu*t be so likeable? There's hope for Ben.Would you take your skateboard with you into the heat of battle? Pick an Arbitrary word and say it has fallen...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse? SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comCOME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Come Sleep With Me! Support the show
Late to the party as per, we look at how the love affair between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard played out like a typical day in the life of Hunter S. Thompson. Oh, and also, we try out some new segments. Oh, and also, also, Fiona comments on the varying quality on offer from the Indie Podcast scene and their respective Patreons, whilst Ben sits quietly worrying about how this will affect the show's long-talked-about reboot. Ever heard the story about a man forced to cover up his bits with his toupee? Do you have something that you need to flog off your chest? Listen in to find out more. Don't call it a comeback. Topics discussed during the episode that will make you want to cut off your finger and poop in someone's bed included: Is this show one big error? Fiona attacks Dan's choice of hairstyle.Fiona and Ben reconnect over the pod.Ben doesn't want to talk about the website. Ben lambasts 'The Indian man' for his efforts on the website. More website chatter in the post-credits: Ben doesn't want to talk about it! Fiona only has a 2% interest in the podcast.Is there a reason why no one got into the Flogmas spirit? Does Sean enjoy listening to us singing out of tune? How do you reinvent the wheel while your head's spinning like The Exorcist? Fiona tells Sean all about Ben's deformity. Is stealing and improving segments the answer? What countries did we chart in this week? Fiona will tell you. With impressions.Is Ben a freak who deserves a face full of rotten tomatoes?Are you even a podcast if you don't have a microphone in your logo? Ben can't wait to start flogging you everything from stickers to used condoms on Patreon. Would you like to dry your fat, shitty arse on Ben's face? Would you take advice from Ferne Cotton? Ben continues to pat himself on the back. Is Hunter S. Thompson's lifestyle the blueprint to success?Why won't Fiona let Ben have hookers? Is the name Chenault as stupid as Amber Heard's performance?Do you respect your co-hosts as much as Ben does? How does Kiera Knightly's Love Actually mouth come into this? Are there any good cunts out there? Can we find a place in every film for a Scooter song? Website: https://www.filmfloggers.comSubscribe: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeTalk to Ben on Social Media...Twitter InstagramFacebookTiktokSpare Any Change? https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...Sopranos Redefined EpisodesHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple PodcastsGoodpods Spotify ( 1 star effort = 5 star rating) Email - hosts@filmfloggers.comSupport the show
Little Miss Sunshine Before we venture off on our own deranged international road trip, we pose you the question: Just how dysfunctional is your family? If you're a Fat, Horny, Ugly Blob who enjoys Beauty Pageants, this is the episode for you. Timestamps: (00:01:05) - Intro Waffles(00:06:30) - Review Start(00:16:35) - Richard or Dwayne? (00:47:50) - Happy Easter - Review Us! Topics discussed during the episode that proves we are Super Freaks include:Does anyone care? At this point, should Ben record from inside his freezer? Did Ben's guest's sheep quarrel derail a perfectly average Face/Off episode? Ben has to drop a segment just because he isn't an ordinary person. Fiona once again comes up against her arch-nemesis: M Night Sham Sham Sham Shyamalan...What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Much like Greg Kinner & Matt Damon being stuck together, Is Dan Machholz stuck on you? Ben spends more money on more much-needed equipment. Should Ben enter Fiona into a beauty Pageant? Maybe not the swimwear section. Do Fat Horny Ugly Americans love parading their kids in front of other Fat Horny Ugly Americans? Is FilmFloggers dysnfunctional? Asking Frank and Dwayne to bunk together was abit of risk. Ben sees himself in Richard. Fiona sees more of Dwayne...Can Ben pinpoint the exact moment when his podcast disorder started? 60 years of being an adult sounds pretty awful. Ben's nine steps to success mean he can bask in the ignorant bliss of thinking this podcast is reaching the top. Ben reminds everyone to always bring a spare pair of pants to the beauty pageant. Ben inspires to lie in his lazy boy chair reading Proust. Fiona inspires to clean the shit out of every nook and cranny of a child's body.Ben inspires to have more than two listeners. Is the grass always greener? Alberqueue is a decent place; just stay clear of the 'big people' Why is this Planty guy so liked? Fiona throws some serious shade at The Bald one. FilmFloggers Episodes - https://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.com/Talk to Ben on Social Media...https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibPlease email us your FilmFlog suggestions to - hosts@filmfloggers.com Support the show
FilmFloggers continues to make up for the indie podcast scenes' many shortcomings by giving you content no one else dares to. Get in our Dangerzone! A huge Thank You to Tony Scott for consistently taking our breath away. Topics discussed from the jet wash include: Dan feels the need to battle covid from an inverted position on the sofa. Is the Top Gun soundtrack a tease? Did Ben coin the phrase 'they don't make films like they used to?' Dan brings up Dolly the Sheep again. On the 7th day, God released The 6th Day starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.Is it hard to dislike Tom Cruise? Dan enters the Dangerzone by commenting on how awesome Scientology is. Ben & Dan are getting along, and the sexual tension is palpable. Take me to bed or lose me forever. Is Dan's FilmFloggers journey about a man struggling with his own homosexuality? Should Ben do a Cougar and hand in his microphone? Michael Ironside, Tom Skeritt, Anthony Edwards, and James Tolkan are all good blokes. Dan feels the need, the need to claim he's the real Iceman. Dan gets that loving feeling every time he storms into the women's toilets. Was letting someone called Maverick compete for the Top Gun trophy a wise choice? A warning for the people of Vancouver, burn all volleyballs and avoid all beaches this year. Dan derails the episode by harping on about Marvel. Does Ben need to start spending 200 million on marketing to remain wildly unpopular? Was Meg Ryan abit urgh? Dan's comments on how well Kelly Mcgillis is ageing don't go down well. A breakdown of all the spectacular ariel dogfighting scenes is shunted in favour of bitching about the current state of cinema. FilmFloggers Episodes - https://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.com/Talk to Ben on Social Media...https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibPlease email us your FilmFlog suggestions to - hosts@filmfloggers.com Support the show
Listen to us splutter through an old covid ridden episode as Danny Dyer shows up in the Hungarian woods doing his best Danny Dyer impression. Is Severance a largely unseen British horror-comedy classic? Have you had a worse work-related team-building weekend? Time Stamps: (2:23) - Review Start (16:28) - 30-second Countdown Summary (24:30) - Who's this Goodpods Hater? (25:50) - Lost Jokes Segment (27:25) - Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Episode Topics rammed into the fridge with Gordan's foot include:We reminisce about the joys of having the covid. Would you cancel your FilmFloggers subscription? We suffer mic problems for the very first time. Who's got the better filmography, Danny Dyer or Ben Stiller? Is Fiona a Faculty arse wipe? Did Ben get on board with the film Triangle? We talk about the nail-biting fade black in the tv series Severance...not realising there was one more episode.What's your favourite killy film? Who's sick of Fiona constantly interpreting Ben? Fancy coming on a team bonding weekend with us? Does Danny Dyer do what he says on the tin? Fiona calls someone an obnoxious arsehole. Have you ever felt the urge to pour petrol down someone's throat? We speculate on the outcome of dropping David Brent and Ron Swanson into this environment. Fiona is a pirate hooker. Ben implores the indie podcast scene to remain ordinary. Ben gushes about The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Has this podcast been cooked for the full hour? FilmFloggers Episodes - https://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.com/Dan has a youtube channel...No really: https://www.youtube.com/user/35djechoHockey rubbish mainly: https://twitter.com/DanMachholzTalk to Ben on Social Media...He doesn't bite...HARD https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersSupport the show
Dan invites himself on again as Ben starts questioning how the same shit keeps happening to the same guy over and over again. Every time Dan turns back up, a little bit of Ben dies' harder' inside...To add insult to injury, Dan turned up fully clothed after promising Ben they would warm up with some naked Tai Chi before recording. Is Die Hard 2: Die Harder a largely forgotten quality action sequel? Topics ejector seated into your face this episode include: Did any brand new customers listen to our G.I. Jane episode? Imagine catching Dan's bouquet? There's no I in Flogger, but there is a Flog? Ben works hard. Yippee Ki Yay to Dan's boom arm! Did Sly Stallone get away with it? Is William Sadler's naked Tai Chi scene the best intro to a bad guy? Did Ben's Faculty mate Robert Patrick paint and decorate his way to the top? Dan brings up Spawn...The guy's a clown. Dan purrs over more great 80's & 90s character actors. Would OJ Simpson and Beetlejuice make good John Maclaine side-kicks? I recently found out show notes make little to no difference to 'SEO'...Here are some Renny Harlin films: CliffHanger, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Deep Blue Sea, and The Legend of Hercules...? Ben's suffering fills Dan's heart. Is Ben willing to let the blue screen ejector seat silliness go? The first thing Ben would do with his time machine is travel back to an 80s aeroplane and use their onboard phone to call Dan and tell him not to bother being an adult and podcaster. Would you take any comfort from hearing Dan whisper: "We got you"? Ben's acting credits include: 'Happy guy twirling gun in the background.' How did the moving plane wing fighting hold up? Were you the person who listened to our Street Fighter episode? In the eyes of many, The Flog Score has now surpassed the Shat Score...Shut up, Dan.Dan's a filmmaker now, but would you take your clothes off to star in one of his movies? FilmFloggers Episodes - https://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.com/Dan has a youtube channel...No really: https://www.youtube.com/user/35djechoHockey rubbish mainly: https://twitter.com/DanMachholzTalk to Ben on Social Media...He doesn't bite...HARD https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibSupport the show
As Ben continues to struggle under the unbearable weight of his massive talent, he thought best to rope in someone else to see if they can work with The Machholz. I don't think Sean will be coming back. Let's sit back and feast on two juggernauts of cinema, Sean Travolta and Dan Cage, as they Face.........Off in John Woo's 90's action classic. OOOOHHH, WEEE, This Film's Still Good Looking! Ya Hot! Guest infoSean: https://twitter.com/YourselfReviewAnchor: https://t.co/qgjTEHnPiQDan has a youtube channel...No really: https://www.youtube.com/user/35djechoHockey rubbish mainly: https://twitter.com/DanMachholzTimestamps: (0:00) Catchy New Intro(3:25) Review Start(16:25) Cage or Travolta? (24:18) Dolly The Sheep(48:06) FilmFloggers New Tagline(1:02:07) Flog ScoresTopics that we could have talked about for hours include: Dan gets snarky with Ben and laughs our guest out of the room in the first 60 seconds. How drunk do you need to be to tolerate conversation with Dan? Do they make movies like they used to? Sean explains why he doesn't want Terminator 16: Rise of the nursing home residents for Judgement Day with Dark Fates and no chance of Salvation. Genisys...Jai Courtney...Ben hates CGI. Does that make him a hater? Sean channels his inner Fiona with a proper trivia dump. Decent trivia, Sean. God, Fiona sucks. She has one job. ONEDan's new hobby of punching his boom arm continues. Dan's a twat & would anyone be sad if Sean sniped him and his son during their weekly visit to the local merry-go-round? Ok, just Dan. Dan doesn't care much for the science of face swapping or Dolly the sheep. Sean counters Dan's flimsy argument by questioning Travolta's & Cage's hairdresser. Does Sean enjoy sexual harassment? Face/Off 2 to be a PG 13? So no Face swapping then? Face/On? Is social media to blame for squeezing the life out of cinema?Is Dan one of those ghouls who tried to get in your pants?John Woo just loves a duel wielding dove jumping slow-mo through mirrors. Sean reminisces about the 90s and the mighty PS1. Dan reminds everyone how old he is and then accuses Sean of being stuck in a nostalgia trap. FilmFloggers Episodes - https://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.com/Talk to Ben on Social Media...https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersGameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersPlease email us your FilmFlog suggestions to - Support the show
Best in class and the leading figure in the indie podcast scene, Lindsay from Schlock and Awe, joins Ben and some bald Batman wannabe to figure out the price for repairing Ben's blind eye after being attached virtually by the wannabe. There will be vengeance. Timestamps:(0:00) - Dan attempts a take-over (2:25) - What do we want from our Batman?(31:20) - Bruce Wayne chat.(41:20) - The many examples of Dan being a smart arse. (1:05:00) - Closing thoughtsTopics discussed in and out of the shadows during the episode include:Ben puts his foot in it with his Indy and Batman comparison. What does Ben want from his Batman? Ben's use of the word lame gets Dan's ears steaming. Lindsay reminds Ben that he needs to expand his German Expressionist film catalogue.Ice Hockey is lame. Especially the Canucks. Mark Messier gets a pass. Does Lindsay agree with the Community inspired lame Batman narration? Dan gets his own back on Ben by bringing up his Superman 3 birthday present from Lindsay. Dan starts to list all the lame openers from previous Batman films. Lindsay's spine tingles when speaking Batman's Rogue Gallery.Message for Dan: Stop hitting your boom arm! Dick. Ben brings the tone down again with his take on Paul Dano's Riddler. How often can Dan clear his throat to stop his bald head from exploding? Lindsay enjoys Colin Farrel as a goofy waddling gangster.Dan interrupts Linday mid-flow to loudly applaud her Bruce Wayne take. This guy. How can you live in the shadows but still knock on doors? Does Dan answer Ben's question about detective Batman adequately? At this point, are The Joker and Batman cancelling each other out? Find Lindsay here - https://schlockandawemovies.podbean.comLetterbox - https://letterboxd.com/readandgeek/FilmFloggers Episodes - https://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.com/Talk to Ben on Social Media...He doesn't bite...HARD https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
Before listening to us waffle about this 80's classic, do yourself a favour and jump over to a proper show in the form of The Video Vintage Podcast. They are rewatching and reviewing every major film release of the 1980s in chronological order for your amusement! You brave souls! Check them out below, and then maybe come back to this junk. Or not. Video Vintage Podcast - https://t.co/9cSmHsqFYnShow NotesWay back when my former co-host & I said many nice things about Raiders of the Lost Ark and how OK the whole experience was. This nonchalant approach seemingly triggered some random Canadian bloke who hasn't stopped talking about it since. That Canadian (did I mention bald?) bloke now calling himself my co-host joins me again as we go for a ride full of screaming sidekicks and oddly glowing CGI. KALI MA!!! Timestamps:(0:00) - Vintage Video Podcast Promo (2:05) - Episode Start (47:00) - Flog Scores(53:10) - Vintage Video Promo, in case you missed it the first timeTopics discussed then thrown straight into a fiery pit include: Ben gave up his usually jam-packed Friday evening for this. Does anyone want to talk to Ben until they die? Dan's dementia kicks in when remembering Ben's age Dan throws Tom's energy levels under the bus. There are Impressions galore as Dan channels his inner Tom to chat about mincing and sacred stones.Imagine if this whole film was all about the Thugee? Do all Canadian dentists take your 8-year-old to the cinema for you? Is Willie a fish out of water who needs drowning? Who else wished they were a Chinese kid with blocks on their feet listening to Indy bone woman? Does Dan have a photo of Ben on his bedside cabinet? Is this podcast both sinking and crashing? How filthy is Indiana Jones 5 going to be? Dan keeps defending the weird glowing CGI. Is Ben a Minecraft guy?Don't you miss being a bald 8-year-old Canadian kid, free from the worries of racism and xenophobia? Ben calls for more cult chanting & Short Round impressions. Is Ben dour and incapable of having fun? yNzwg02cXZXTn12kTdyjFilmFloggers Episodes - https://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.com/Talk to Ben on Social Media...https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersGameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibPlease email us your FilmFlog suggestions to - hosts@filmfloggers.com Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
Back by not so popular demand and bringing a catchy new intro with him, Mr Dan Machholz is here to chat about a character that inspired him to procreate. Thanks for that, Logan. Could he not of gone with Wolverine? Will Dan become a permanent fixture of the show?Have you just thrown up in your mouth at the thought? Will we try anything for an extra download? How the mighty have fallen. Timestamps: (0:00) - Shiny New Intro (1:10 ) - Mini The Batman Review (7:09) - Logan Review (52:00)- Indiana Jones and Closing Wafflings (54:13) - Flog ScoreTopics clawed at in this episode include:Does Dan realise that Ben is The Batman? Is Ben counting the sleeps till Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness? (I had to google that)How non-commital Is Ben to the idea of Dan being his new co-host? When do we get some R rated Marvel? Ben gets snarky about Hugh Jackman's natty body transformation. Ben breathes a massive sigh of relief, knowing Fiona isn't here to challenge his six-pack claim.Does anyone care about Jean Grey? Dan brings up Superman 3, knowing it ruined Ben's birthday. Dan gushes over his compatriot in baldness (Similar age), Patrick Stewart.The Spider, Owl hit team I sent over to dispatch Machholz fails miserably.Dan goes off on a massive social commentary tirade about how much the world sucks. Dan cynically thinks that not everything on Twitter is what it seems. Dan keeps waffling about sad real-life events that have nothing to do with Logan. Imagine finally making it to a Canadian haven to find out Dan Machholz lives there.Dan relives his harrowing Coco cinema experience with The Wolverine.Has anyone forgiven Indiana Jones yet? Ben blows Dan's tiny bald mind with his answer to the Shat score. FilmFloggers Episodes - https://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.com/Talk to Ben on Social Media...https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersGameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibPlease email us your FilmFlog suggestions to - hosts@filmfloggers.com Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
Welcome to 15 minutes of Covid **Disclaimer** The first 2 minutes & 20 seconds of this episode are entirely riddled with technical mishaps for unexplained reasons. I blame Jada. And Irish COVID. On with the show. So now Ben can add Covid to the growing list of shit he's been lumbered with from Ireland. We missed the Oscars this year because of our diseased riddled Irish vacation. Do we miss anything? Any funny gags from Chris Rock? And the random film we pulled out of The Sorting Hat this week was G.I Jane... Timestamps(0:00)2 Minutes of Weird Covid Technical Mishaps(3:00)Random Technical Mishaps End - Enjoy! (21:53)30 Second Countdown - Review Summary (23:10)The Slap, Future And A Red Roundtable DiscussionNon-Covid and Oscar topics discussed during the episode include:DJ Covid takes to the decks for the first 2 minutes & 20 seconds of the episode. The irony of Ben saying, 'will this episode be listenable' isn't lost on him. While shaking, sweating, and coughing, Ben insists he doesn't have Covid. How much disdain does Ben's non-covid illness have for The Smiths? Is Twitter a fun place? Ben's non-Covid related illness can't get a word in edgeways! Why do the Oscars suck? Does Ben like to chew on carpet? Random thought, would G.I Jane of been better with Jada Pinkett Smith? How's Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moores's marriage getting on? Does this Podcast deserve a Razzie? Ben lambasts Fiona for not being able to do one-arm push-ups. And for not having fake boobs. Do you like to fart in the forest? Who knew Aragorn was into D. H. Lawerence? Does Ben yearn to be a lesbian? Would anyone be interested in hearing about Ben's entanglements around the round table? FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1Come talk to Ben on Social Media...https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersGameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibWebsitehttps://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.comEmail us your FilmFlog suggestions hosts@filmfloggers.comSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
I am blessed to live with an Irish republican. Rumour has it that said republican's Dad was the one who planted the bomb on Lord Mountbatten's boat...Tiocfaidh ár lá I heard her say this morning. No idea what that means. And you thought the Catholics and Protestants were at each other's throats...I'll stop now. With it being a day of celebration for you Irish lot and with the Oscars fast approaching, Ben thought it best to bring down the jovial tone by reliving the troubles of 1969 depicted in Kenneth Brannagh's Belfast. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone! Northern and Republican topics discussed during the episode include: Fiona tries to claim Dame Judy Dench. Is Ben a man of God? Should Ben shoot himself in the face? Don't answer that. Ben wants to let the people of Ireland know (Northern and Republic) how awful their accents are. Is Ben turning into Austin Powers? Oh BehaveWas Ben wrongly overlooked for Christian Grey? An Irish family vs a Deaf family...who's your money on for this year's best picture award? The worse 30-second countdown final film thoughts summary so far. That's a mouth full. Does Fiona's heart skip a beat every time Ben walks into the room with the microphones? Ben gives Kenneth Brannugh some directing tips. While Ben works on his breaststroke, Jamie Dornan will be working on Fiona's breasts...Does Jamie Dornan know about this? What does Michael D Higgins do exactly? Timestamps (0:00) - Audio issues... Happy Paddy's Day! (1:09) - Review Start (18:00) - Hilarious Segments (21:08) - Irish themed shoutouts(25:40) - Terrible CTA'SFilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1Come talk to Ben on Social Media...https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersGameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibWebsitehttps://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.comEmail us your FilmFlog suggestions hosts@filmfloggers.comSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
"You Know, I Have One Simple Request, And That Is To Have Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads!"The dream...And the only thing keeping this podcast going. Sharks with frickin laser beams quickly follow fame and fortune. Anywho, hop in our shaguar, and let us take you for a spin back to the first two Austin Powers films. And some brief mentions of the hideous Goldmember. What awaits you at your final destination? Bad teeth and an Irish mini-me with a bad attitude?Potentially. Do FilmFloggers make you randy? Ben lost his mojo years ago, but let's hope you find this episode very shagadelic. (Energies were lacking for this week's usually hilarious episode notes)Groovy Topics discussed in this episode include:Do you want Fiona to shag you now or later? Fiona's a complete creep show this episode. Baby.Someone's looking as Gay as Christmas. Did anyone pick up on the James Bond references? Fiona didn't. What have James Bond and The Twilight Zone got in common? NothingHow many random tasks does Dan Machholz's penis perform?Does Ben shag like a minx? Fiona gets very animated when talking about combovers. Is Fiona Ben's mini Mr Bigglesworth? Mass confusion rains down with Boogie Woogie and Boogie Nights.How Liz Hurley, Heather Graham & Beyonce all bring their own spin on being terrible. Is this podcast abit nutty? Would eating Fiona would be the solution to Ben's problems? Ben talks about when he didn't have a drink with Verne Troyer. Ben backtracks on his Asian impression mid-sentence. Does Fiona smoke after sex? I don't know, baby, I never looked...Sorry.Timestamps(0:00) - Teasing chitchat (2:14) - Review starts. (18:20) - Woeful CTA(29:40) - Film Clips (37:57) - Hilarious SegmentsFilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1Come talk to Ben on Social Media...https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersGameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibWebsitehttps://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.comEmail us your FilmFlog suggestions hosts@filmfloggers.comSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
Do you need a warm-up before seeing The Batman? Was Rpatz's emo Batz's not doing it for you? Are you in the market for a campier, nipple sporting Cape Crusader? Flogalong with us as we sit down and rewatch Batman Forever because everyone (no one) asked us to! You'll find no topics discussed during this episode because there was no way I was going to listen back to a 2-hour recording with several minutes of awkward silences (as we, you know, watched the film), audio mishaps and probably a whole bunch of racist, homophobic and xenophobic slurs coming from the mouth of the Irish one. And anyway, listening to this is your job. I am only joking about the slurs. (probably) I haven't listened back...Val Kilmer, Jim Carrey, Tommy Lee Jones, Chris O'Donnell & a very horny Nicole Kidman await. This most likely will be our first and last Flogalong so enjoy it while it's here.Chapter Markers4:40The film begins - Press play25:55Audio mishap - pause the film! 27:03More mishaps, pause it again! 27:46Press play again. Ben's lost controlFilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1Come talk to Ben on Social Media...https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersGameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibWebsitehttps://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.comEmail us your FilmFlog suggestions hosts@filmfloggers.comBatman (Val Kilmer) faces off against two foes: the schizophrenic, horribly scarred former District Attorney Harvey Dent, aka Two-Face (Tommy Lee Jones), and the Riddler (Jim Carrey), a disgruntled ex-Wayne Enterprises inventor seeking revenge against his former employer by unleashing his brain-sucking weapon on Gotham City's residents. As the caped crusader also deals with tortured memories of his parent's murder, he has a new romance with psychologist Chase Meridian (Nicole Kidman).Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
Bulgarian Chainsaw Massacre? Walker Texas Chainsaw Massacre? We continue on our quest to get cancelled, bro.Topics sliced and diced during the episode include: The Gen z folk rear their ugly, gentrified heads. Fiona only talks about the films she knows. Fiona is tearing Ben Wiseau's world apart. Fiona doesn't know half the films she talks about. Eunice is being a right noisy bitch in the background. Ben doesn't want to go off on this film, but it stinks. Ben realizes a 70-year-old + Leatherface moves quicker than him.Have you ever been fucked down the stairs? Leatherface channels his inner Robert Patrick from T2.Fiona makes a petrol price gag....Crickets.Which Spice Girl can hold the most petrol? Gerry can...Ben respondsWhy's Leatherface not showing signs of dementia?"We just went hell for leather on it"...Fiona's on one today. A little help from his Nan helps Ben achieve the seemingly impossible.FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1Come talk to Ben on Social Media...https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersGameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibWebsitehttps://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.comEmail us your FilmFlog suggestions hosts@filmfloggers.comTexas Chainsaw Massacre is a 2022 American slasher film directed by David Blue Garcia. The film is a sequel to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) and the ninth instalment of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (TCM) franchise picking up several decades after the original film. The story focuses on the serial killer Leatherface targeting a group of teens and coming into conflict with a vengeful survivor of his previous murders. The project is a joint-venture production between Legendary Pictures, Exurbia Films, and Bad Hombre. The film stars Sarah Yarkin, Elsie Fisher, Mark Burnham, Jacob Latimore, Moe Dunford & Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
Two straight-ish men pop on their Asics for a stroll by the lake and, in the process, furiously masturdebate over whether or not an ejaculating penis is a barrier to entry? Topics rimmed into this episode include:Is Skype music good clubbing material? Ben gives his 2 cents on Disney +'s Pam and Tommy.Tom's erotic film knowledge is put to the test. Shuddering Cocks and all.Tom thanks Joe Eszterhas for all the trashy junk.De Palma, Robocop, Wild Things, Kevin Bacon, it's all here. Ben thinks Blue is The Warmest Colour is long. So, now you know.How much rimming is too much rimming? Ben enjoys saying the name, Franck. Are the guys (straight guys) getting American psycho vibes? How many times can Ben say he's not a Gay man?How well did William Freidkin and the leather sporting Al Pacino portray the Cruising scene? Have you ever had an unexpected explosion from the spout hit you in the chin? Are Tom's parent's massive prudes? Loosen up abit. Tom needs to go back to watch all the rimming he missed.Does this film have Michael Haneke's hands all over it? Ben never leaves the house without his toothbrush. Is Inspector Damroder on a wind-up? Did we do LGBT history month proud? Fiona pops in to prove yet again we are just ordinary people. What do Wentworth Miller, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Neil Patrick Harris, Ricky Martin, Phillip Schofield, Stephen Fry, Ru Paul & Jack Nash all have in common? No idea. FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1Come talk to Ben on Social Media...https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersGameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibWebsitehttps://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.comEmail us your FilmFlog suggestions hosts@filmfloggers.comStranger by the Lake (French: L'Inconnu du lac) is a 2013 French erotic thriller drama film written and directed by Alain Guiraudie. The film won the Queer Palm award [5] and was mentioned on multiple top-ten lists of the best films of 2014.[6]Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
Roses are RedViolets are Blue I want to throw a chair at you. This film sums up our life since starting the podcast...Will you be my flogentine? I thought not. Happy Valentines Day! Topics discussed during this lovey-dovey episode include: Is Danny Devito shorter than Fiona? Surely not. Who's the guy who voices Homer Simpson?Is Ben the Michael Douglas of the episode? Does Ben's chin resemble the one Kirk Douglas rocked for over 1000 years? Ben struggles to find any reason why Fiona would want to 'smash his face in?' Is Fiona ageing like a fine wine or turning into Kathleen Turner? Fiona displays her masterful storytelling skills. Can Ben finish any of his points? Ben can't understand why more people don't listen to the show. Fiona turns historian by expertly detailing The War Of The Roses. Who were The Tudors, and what has this Henry bloke got to do with it? Is Fiona Babe: A pig in the city? So 40 years of marriage gets you lumbered with the pet name Weasel face? Ben doubts the new segments live on air. Fiona questions Ben's romantic film recommendations. Any men out there fancy a weekend away in Nottingham or Wyoming? Ben's treat. How does Amy Adam's Leap Year (hideous film) Me Before You, 9/11 & Stand By Me find their way into the episode? FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1Come talk to Ben on Social Media...https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersGameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibWebsitehttps://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.comEmail us your FilmFlog suggestions hosts@filmfloggers.comSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
A day in the life of FilmFloggers: Crap out another average episode, Argue, Get a Bad Nights Sleep, Repeat. At least Tom Cruise gets to have some respite by dying...Edge of Tomorrow, everyone.Enjoy. Topics discussed during the episode include: Did you know SkyFie is short for Science Fiction? Childish name-calling gets us off to a strong start. Ben talks about the film Swingers with Vince Vaughan and that Mandalorian & Lion King bloke turned footballer John Fashanu...Ben throws his support behind the IRA. Who's the bald guy in Jungle Cruise again? Would you hit Fiona with your rhythm stick? Ben questions how much TV aliens watch. Just to let you know, Ben does all his own stunts. Who remembers Mimic from Guillermo Del Toro? Have you ever wanted to kill someone in the head with your SkyFie gun? Fiona gets upset at the lack of Brendan Gleeson's screen time. After questioning Fiona's lazy research, Ben is instructed to 'give over.'Ben recommends skipping the Louvre and heading over to the Ludge instead. The Irish children go out of their way to let uncle Ben down. The new segments aren't improving. Do any Scientologists want to start following Ben & Fiona around? They could do with the exposure. Timestamps(0:00) - Intro (name confusion) (0:36) - 15 Minute Review (17:38) - Hilarious Segments(26:43) - Irish kids attempt Calls to Action(28:01)- The Sounds of Ireland OutroFilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1Come talk to Ben on Social Media...https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersGameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibWebsitehttps://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.comEmail us your FilmFlog suggestions hosts@filmfloggers.comSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
Who's bright idea was it to have Fiona watch a French body horror film about someone giving birth to a Ford Fiesta? (car make and model never confirmed. Spoiler) So Julie Doucorunau went from bitey veterinarians in Raw to a Serial killer Mechanophilia (people who like humping cars, bikes, tractors, basically anything but a Tesla, sorry Elon Musk) in Titane? Start your engines? Buckle up? Let's hit the road...Topics discussed during the episode include:Would you jump in a car with Agathe Rousselle? Fiona questions the 9-minute standing ovation Titane received at Cairns...Australia? Kannes? Cannes? Where would you find a car's chastity belt? How did Ben's little dodger come into this? Are you a gear stick or handbrake kind of grrrl? Fiona can't stop talking about David Cronenburg. Was Patricia Arquette's oscar-winning performance in Boyhood a car crash? If you ever need to do a chin-up, come to Fiona. Ben gets confused as to who's who? Kafka's Metamorphosis gets a post review mention. Let's get that in for the old algorithm.Do Ben and Fiona come as a package? Segments Segments Segments Say Something: Can Ben find something nice to say about this week's actor? Pirate Hooker: Are We Smelly Pirate Hookers? Ben doesn't condone piracy...Flog Scores: the only film scoring system that matters. Ordinary People: Can we prove that we are just ordinary people by shouting out some lesser-known podcasts? The lucky folk who received shoutouts this week:We Needed Roads - https://t.co/eG83BrXKCeReview it Yourself - https://t.co/qgjTEHnPiQWTFDYW? - https://t.co/nyVvV4aXYQ - Can Fiona use the word gimp on WTFDYW? Talking Sopranos - https://t.co/4O80ba0ne6Timestamps(0:00) Intro (no waffling) (0:15) 15-minute review (16:35) Hilarious Segments (26:05) The Sounds of Ireland Outro FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1Come talk to Ben on Social Media...https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersGameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibWebsitehttps://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.comEmail us your FilmFlog suggestions Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
We've raised the bar yet again. Let me explain...We are the first podcast in the world to review the new Scream. This episode includes the first look at some new segments that will change the face of podcasting as we know it. One day they will make a film about us returning as legacy characters to pass the baton to the next generation of indie podcasters.(I will only return if the filmmakers agree to kill off Fiona. In the most gruesome and unsettling way possible)It's what the fans would want—toxic fandom for the win.Topics discussed during this world exclusive episode include:We have our first ham-fisted attempt at some new segments. Are we smelly pirate hookers? Listen till the end to find out. Spoilers are present in this review. SPOILERSFiona still hasn't nailed David Arquette's name. How did Jack Quaid get his big break? Is Fiona craving Craven? How or why did an old bag ruin Fiona's Cinema experience? The squeaky Chair's back. Did the Legacy characters adequately hand over the baton? Could Ben of done the film without Sidney? Give him the keys to Scream 6. Do you see the blink, and you'll miss Star Wars Mos Eisley Cantina Easter Egg? Just Ben, then.Ben loses track of all the horror tropes. What's real? What's Meta? What's self-aware? What's a prequel? We forgot to mention Fiona's favourite horror, High Brow Horror. Is it just horror, baby? The nurse comes out as Fiona can't stomach empty hospitals wards. What will be Ben's ending? Has Courtney Cox and her fillers made the comeback of all comebacks? Halloween, The Force Awakens and legacy characters, more content this cursed 15-minute time limit stopped me waffling about. In case you missed it the first time, the new Segments get off to a ropey ham-fisted start. FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1Social Mediahttps://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersGameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so.https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibWebsitehttps://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.comEmail us your FilmFlog suggestions hosts@filmfloggers.comSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
Are you ready? We're back with a whimper but back to doing 15 minutes of Flog properly. With 5cream oh sorry, Scream (catchy) just around the corner, we decided to dust off the old cobwebs, and like most horror fans across the globe this week, delve back into Woodsboro head (penis) first. Stay till the end (or skip till the end) to hear a sneak peek of all the wacky new segments we have coming up on the show in 2022. You'll think we're bloody bonkers. Or just incredibly unfunny. Please love us. Topics discussed during the episode that will make you scream include: We get off to a solid start with actors' names. Fiona has a little bit of trivia for everything. Neve Campbell reminds Ben about Kevin Bacon's bits.Who's Rory Culkin related to? Have we run FilmFloggers into the ground? Fiona has another piece of interesting trivia. Fiona tries to get a rise out of Ben by mentioning CGI Knives. See you at the Crossroads Crossroads - Remember Blazin' Squad? Would Mr Ninja Trevor as Ghostface have been a big turd to the audience's face? Timothy Olyphant reminds me to rewatch The Girl Next Door. Courtney Cox is filler shamed. Shame on you, Fiona. Does our flat have enough floor space to enable us to be considered for future Ghostfaces? FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1Social Mediahttps://linktr.ee/FilmFloggersGameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? Thought so.https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibWebsitehttps://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.comEmail us your FilmFlog suggestions hosts@filmfloggers.com Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers) Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
We have had this promo lying around the place doing nothing, so here it is, in the form of a trailer.This gives you a rough idea of what to expect from your flogging experience. Watch out for our New intro, outro and segments dropping in 2022! How exciting for everyone. A big thank you to Vick from Action B -Rated for producing the music. We miss you, buddy. Action B-Rated- https://t.co/xBSOiWmC9lTopics discussed during the trailer include: Why people probably shouldn't be listening to FilmFloggers. We get serious.Is Fiona's bullsh*t trivia well researched? Is Fiona great craic? Why FilmFloggers? Well, why not? We have over 70 years of film watching experience...70! Does my co-host Thomas get it in, get it on and do girls enjoy his flog? Ben doesn't like to share. FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1GameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtHead In The Game Website - https://headinthegame.co.ukDo you want to listen to the best-undiscovered podcast around? https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibSocial Mediahttps://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://twitter.com/FilmFloggershttps://www.facebook.com/filmfloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/Websitehttps://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.comEmail FilmFlog suggestions to hosts@filmfloggers.comSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
Thank fu*k that's over. The first FilmFoggers episode where Ben hasn't ticked the explicit box. This means our ramblings on Klaus can be delivered to children worldwide. We did have one or two minor slip-ups but nothing 19 (yes 19) beeps couldn't fix. All for your listening pleasure. Have a great Christmas, Boys and Girls. Father Flogmas. Festive topics discussed during the episode include:A first for Floggers, a swear-free episode. For the children. Ben throws the Rodecaster under the bus. Is Ben's new microphone gain hungry? What does that mean? Do you care?Fiona asks me to leave her Gain alone. No swearing's going well. Good to hear that Fiona would retweet us. We countdown our 12 days. It could have gone better. Who do we blame for the failure of the 12 days of Flogmas? Sophie from SP filmviewers by the sounds of it. Thank you, Sergio Pablos, for creating minions. Ben gets caught out when Fiona checks in to see if he's still listening. Fiona's Norwegian needs work. Are FilmFloggers selfish? Have you not seen all the content we've provided you these last three months? YOU'RE SELFISH!Shout out to South East Dog Rescue, to who Fiona has donated my entire Christmas present fund. Ben's a big fan of the new Lion King. He's part of the Beyhive.No swearing's going well. Jesper or Jasper, Ben can't nail that name down. So Klaus's origins consist of getting a postman to go on a breaking and entering crime spree? It takes till the 31-minute mark before the not swearing penny drops. Fiona thinks she may have accidentally sworn once. ONCE. What do Fiona and Klaus have in common? Fiona won't do any episodes until all of Ben's chores are finished. That hoover has been on every day for three months. So it turns out Dan Machholz isn't the only friend Ben has over the age of 80. How many bad Christmas films get away with it purely because they have a Christmas backdrop? Not even Arnie can save Jingle All The Way. Fiona's vulgar comments almost derail this kid-friendly episode. I'm currently writing these episode notes on Christmas Eve when I should be with my family. You are my family. Does Ben have an incurable disease? You can find us on Goodreads. Ben finally remembers to mention that Sopranos show he does. FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1GameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? Thought so.https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibSocial Mediahttps://linktr.ee/FilmFloggersEmail FilmFlog suggestions to hosts@filmfloggers.coSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glory of releasing 31 Horror films during the 31 days of October. And, to be perfectly honest, let some of the other indie podcasts do some work for once. Great work, I might add. So there's only one thing left to say, Happy...12 days of Flogmas.And my mum always said she spoiled me at Christmas. (Still does, apparently) Happy Flogmas one & all! Who's excited for the 14 days of Floggingtine? Witty Easter name pending. Festive topics discussed during the episode include:More coughing to open up the episode.What do you want from me, Rode? More money spent on your products? No problem. Pet Hates, Pet Peeves, don't you hate wafflers? Get to the film! Ben doesn't have time to wash anymore. We are severely lacking experience with Satoshi Kon's work.Listening to Fiona struggle her way through name pronunciations makes Ben feel guilty. Can you repeat that, Fiona? I interrupt Fiona once, and all hell breaks loose. What did I do? Is Ben funny? All he was trying to do was save Fiona from herself. Is Tokyo a hustling and bustling city? We were due to find out in April 2020...I didn't fancy it in the end. I am reluctant to 'go off' on another major city. Jingle Bells, London smells, LA laid a rotten egg. Ben can't put sentences together anymore. Haters would say he never could. Fiona didn't see the religious 'undertones' in this. Christ. Fiona threatens to walk off. I implore her to think about the fans...'Fan'. Is attending Sunday Mass the critical ingredient missing from Bens's life? Ben appreciates getting a word in. Is Dan Machholz the ghost of Christmas yet to come? When have I ever belittled my co-host? Unbelievable slander. Is the last 15 minutes wholly unrealistic compared to the rest of the film? Future Ben, past Ben, present Ben is on the verge of disaster. That tickle in Fiona's throat continues. Can you differentiate the difference between Animated and Anime? We certainly can.Fiona gushes about her love for Studio Ghibli. When are we doing that Chinese-made film, Parasite? FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1GameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? Thought so.https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibSocial Mediahttps://linktr.ee/FilmFloggersEmail FilmFlog suggestions to - https://hosts@filmfloggers.com/Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glory of releasing 31 Horror films during the 31 days of October. So there's only one thing left to say, Happy...12 days of Flogmas.Ben's Mother returns...Just in time for Christmas. Festive topics discussed during the episode include:Ben wears his cu*t heart on his sleeve. Anyone buying the whole 'Ben scarifies himself for the fans' spiel? Should I talk in the 1st or 3rd person? Whatever makes me sound more important, I guess. It might be worth skipping the first 7-8 minutes of this episode. Or altogether. I wish I had. Who's bright idea was it for me to be part of this episode in a producer role? Dan Machholz, dick. We reminisce about GameFloggers. No stalkers for my anonymous Mother, please. No photos. Ryan Reynolds, stalk away. My Mother has the privilege of witnessing Fiona butcher names in the flesh. What was the name of the 31 films thing we did again? I LOVE RED NOTICE. I HAVEN'T STOP LAUGHING SINCE.Anna Faris has had her fair share of duds. Apparently, Eliza Cuthbert is really, really annoying in 24. I bet Kiefer Sutherland hated every second of it. My Mothers big bottom causes some problems. Is having the Aural exciter toggled on enough to get Ben excited?Who hopes Ben and this podcast make it to 2022? Is grinding your teeth against your mic the answer to better sound quality? Ben takes great pride in labelling himself a ferocious womaniser in front of his Mother and ex Girlfriend. Joyce! "What ham did you slap, honey? Not the one I just bought."I beg Fiona to stop singing. Ben just loves bumping into the so-called popular blobs; sorry, kids from school. Would anyone want to watch The Hot Chick?It's not wrong for my Mother to like bad films; it's just not right either. My Mother drags up the painful memories of Christmas 2018 for all the world to hear. Ben goes crazy talking about the CGI present in Red Notice. That's what the world needs right now, The Rock and Ryan Reynolds joining forces. Gin and Tequilla for everyone. Covid's vanquished! Ben just loves a practical hairnet. Is there a reason why Fiona and I aren't as popular as Ryan and Blake Lively? Is it the Trivia? We all can't hear that background noise. Ben doesn't rise to it. Ben enjoys hearing about my Mothers and ex GF's dinner plans with the two Ryan's and Bradley CooperAre you rooting for Jack Black and Kate Winslet? Why is Fiona obsessed with singing terribly over already terrible songs?FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1Do you want The Sopranos redefined for you? Thought so.https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cSocial Mediahttps://linktr.ee/FilmFloggersEmail FilmFlog suggestions to hosts@filmfloggers.coSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glory of releasing 31 Horror films during the 31 days of October. So there's only one thing left to say, Happy...12 days of Flogmas.Happy Flogmas one & all! Who's excited for the 14 days of Floggingtine? Witty Easter name pending. Festive topics discussed during the episode include:Are you looking for a new microphone? Ben elegantly reviews some. Does hearing Ben constantly whinge about his tech woes bore you? Would new listeners instantly switch off? I thought not. Is Ben still disgusting? Are we cute? Ben loses his cool. Just for a second. I'm starting to think Fiona doesn't put much effort into her episode prep. Cliff Richard pops back numerous times to mask Fiona's asthma sufferings. Ben has only nice things to say about Denise Richards. Fiona's intro tires Ben. It's been four years since my and Fiona's first conversation, and I still don't understand a word she says. The love story between Colin Firth and Sienna Guillory reminds me so much of the one between Fiona & me. Just without the love bit. Is Ameros Perros anything like City of God? It's a foreign film, so that's enough for Fiona. It's all there, Ridley Scott, House of Gucci, Jared Leto, Crash 2005. Movie stuff. Can anyone give Ben his Heathrow moment? Ben has only nice things to say about Kiera Knightley. Much like Dildo (I typed out Dildo first), Dido, will I be going down with this podcast ship? (We've been taking on water since September)Have I been hanging with Dan Machholz's too long? Has Ben lost his mojo? Yeah, baby, yeah! Boris Johnson needs to let his hair down more. Imagine facing a double denim sporting bloke with his arms folded after a full day of lectures?I knew there was a link between Helen Bonham Carter and Emma Thompson. Is Die Hard a Christmas film? Why has nobody posed this question before? What would Fiona find if she rooted around in my pocket? A sh*t-stained necklace inscribed, I heart D.M? I highly doubt it...Lobsters and Octopus standing next to our Lord and Saviour. How woke of you, Richard Curtis. Considering this came post 9/11, how realistic is Sam's airport dash for love? That thumbs-up isn't flying here, Liam Neeson. FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1Do you want The Sopranos redefined for you? Thought so.https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibSocial Mediahttps://linktr.ee/FilmFloggersEmail FilmFlog suggestions to hosts@filmfloggers.com Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glory of releasing 31 Horror films during the 31 days of October. And, to be perfectly honest, let some of the other indie podcasts do some work for once. Great work, I might add. So there's only one thing left to say, Happy...12 days of Flogmas.And my mum always said she spoiled me at Christmas. (Still does, apparently) Happy Flogmas one & all! Who's excited for the 14 days of Floggingtine? Witty Easter name pending. Festive topics discussed during the episode include:SPOILERS AHEAD. I always forget to say this. Do watch the film before listening to our (My) Dulcet tones. My new microphone makes me sound disgusting, apparently. It also makes me sound boring, apparently. Or have I always been a borefest? I will say, for whatever reason, It does sound like I have the microphone shoved up my arse all episode. Why is Fiona showering me with compliments? Ben drones on about proper mic technique, proceeds to have lousy mic technique. Did anyone listen to our Tangerine episode? Any takers for our Batman Returns Episode? Just Dan Machholz then, and even he thought it was bang average :( Has The Thomas's enthusiasm for FilmFloggers finally worn off? Some would say it had a year ago. Haters. Ben politely asks Fiona to put her Covid back in her mouth. Much like Ben's mental state, The lyrics to our 12 Days of Flogmas (same as the original) start to descend into chaos. Ben politely asks Fiona to stop signing. Did anyone watch Pan? We're still getting those IMDB letters wrong. 13 Reasons Why has four seasons...Did we get 52 reasons why? Quick maths. Ben questions the idea of 12-year-olds talking about Pussy... Has Fiona ever made it past 1st base? There's a fair few Christmas horror films out there, a fair few sh*t ones as well. Fiona has one job, to keep an eye on the clock...The 30-second countdown starts at 26 seconds now, apparently. Fiona's very critical of a recently shot 12-year-old kid crying for his Mummy. How do you pronounce the letter R? How do we get on iTunes? Ben's whoring himself out? Any takers? Fiona is willing to record on Christmas day. Any takers? FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1GameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? Thought so.https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibSocial Mediahttps://linktr.ee/FilmFloggersEmail FilmFlog suggestions to Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
Paul from Sp Filmviewers and I reluctantly let the ladies from our respective shows run wild for a festive chinwag about Kevin McCallister and his wacky Jigsaw origin story. Wanna play Fiona and Sophie's game? Happy Flogmas one & all! For the fans. Festive topics discussed during the episode include:Confusion rains down during the intro.We forget the 12 Days of Christmas Lyrics. I ask Fiona for help...Are we not doing 12 days of Flogmas? Paul & I make cameo appearances as it's all about us. Ben makes more than one...There's a really comfy corner in our bedroom perfect for rocking uncontrollably.The ladies discuss their Christmas shopping. Fiona and Sophie flex their respective Trivia muscles. Fiona makes me proud with her Joe Pesci pronunciation...It quickly turns sour. Was Peter McCaillaster fiddling drugs? Do Fiona and Sophie want to spend Christmas by themselves? Fiona admits she's a big kid. She comes across as very mature for her age—30 going on 5. Fiona and Sophie discuss the family's approach to counting kids. Not a lot of love for Uncle Frank? Who hasn't got a weird shouty handsy uncle at Christmas? Right? Right...? It's all part of the festive experience. We can all relate...Can't we? Hello?Where do I get my hands on a pair of these rubber feet? The ladies discuss who got the rawer end of Jigsaws games. So Fiona played Macaulay Culkin's stunt double? Who knew. What's Tom Cruise got to do with this? This Joe Pessey, whatever his name is, sounds alright. Is there too many M's in Macaulay? Too many N's in Culkin? While 8-year-old Kevin was torturing adults, 8-year-old Fiona was building and eating mudpies. Fiona talks about the big bastard who moved in during our Covid infested travels. Is Fiona scared of pigeons? Was it from watching watch Final Destination 2? Sophie talks about her yearly Christmas appointment with the stairs. What are your Christmas traditions? I would suggest dropping the presents and running Kris as Fiona will be waiting for you with a bottle of Baileys and two glasses. I have no idea what you like, Fiona. Sophie and Fiona round off their chat by talking about the seminal Christmas horror classic: Michael Keaton's Jack Frost. Fiona nails the marketing for our 12 Flog. Have Paul and I been kicked off our respective shows? Help SP FIlmviewers get to 10,000 downloads, all in the name of charity! Alzheimer's Society - ://twitter.com/alzheimerssocSocial MediaSP Filmviewers - https://t.co/zsRlekcrhiFilmFloggers - https://linktr.ee/FilmFloggersHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibEmail FilmFlog suggestions to hosts@filmfloggers.com Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glory of releasing 31 Horror films during the 31 days of October. And, to be perfectly honest, let some of the other indie podcasts do some work for once. Great work, I might add. So there's only one thing left to say, Happy...12 days of Flogmas.And my mum always said she spoiled me at Christmas. (Still does, apparently) Happy Flogmas one & all! Who's excited for the 14 days of Floggingtine? Witty Easter name pending. Festive topics discussed during the episode include:Fiona doesn't want her Christmas present. I promised myself I wouldn't let Fiona influence my swearing habits over the festive period.Fiona takes great pleasure in making me unwell. Ben realises he won't have much room in his travel case after packing the Rodecaster. Whenever I see The Thomas, something comes over me where all I want to do is smash a squash racquet against a wall. Bullshit Trivia Alert: The Racquetball audience led to this films name being changedA cleverly planted delivery driver helps Ben gain an extra 30 seconds on the clock. As long as Ben doesn't have to look at you or see you, he's more than willing to wish you a Merry Christmas. Is Fiona the chain I forged in life? Is anyone willing to let me borrow their bolt cutters? Is Ben the next Charles Dickens? He certainly thinks so. Is caressing a raw Christmas turkey a family tradition? Tiny Tim isn't that tiny. I wouldn't be against blowing the bloody doors off The Muppets Christmas Carol and putting Kermit & co in the bin. Bah Humbug, everyone. We end the episode with a rundown of all 10,000 adaptations of A Christmas Carol. Kelsey Grammer? Frasier? Am I missing something? Jim Carrey, Patrick Stewart, Robert Zemeckis, some famous people. We are now available to buy on Apple Itunes. Fiona turns into a complete creep-fest.FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1GameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? Thought so.https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibSocial Mediahttps://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.facebook.com/filmfloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersEmail FilmFlog suggestions to hosts@filmfloggers.com Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glory of releasing 31 Horror films during the 31 days of October. And, to be perfectly honest, let some of the other indie podcasts do some work for once. Great work, I might add. So there's only one thing left to say, Happy...12 days of Flogmas.And my mum always said she spoiled me at Christmas. (Still does, apparently) Happy Flogmas one & all! Who's excited for the 14 days of Floggingtine? Witty Easter name pending. Festive topics discussed during the episode include:Has anyone had the misfortune of seeing Fiona singing and dancing? We encounter more problems remembering our 12 days; this is probably why we stopped doing them entirely after episode 6. (Accidently) Did you know Richard Attenborough played some guy called Hammond in some 90s Dinosaur flick? Never heard of it. Is Ben the Clovehitch killer? Ben gets tied up in all sorts of knots with this film's plot. So we're just letting any old paedo call themselves Santa these days? Ben refuses to move on after being flogmased. A bold choice, Cotten. Is there any point in doing this episode? I remind Fiona that many, many people listen to this, so what you say has to make sense. Is giving children truth for Christmas a practical gift? Fiona recounts her experience of meeting a slightly pissed Father Christmas one year. Ben looks forward to telling all the children of Ireland that Father Christmas doesn't exi...Richard Attenborough's Santa Claus! Fiona presents her Santa case study. What did Kris Kringle do with the people who owned that house? What about the scene where the man gets the man who ends up getting the man but then the man steps in to help the man? Fiona starts to make more sense. Does talking about High School Music and Glee help with the algorithms? Maybe putting Glee and paedophiles in the same episode was slightly inappropriate...YikesOur 12 Days of Flogmas song gets another butchering. FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1GameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? No? Listen anyway. https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibSocial Mediahttps://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersWebsitehttps://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.comEmail FilmFlog suggestions to Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glory of releasing 31 Horror films during the 31 days of October. And, to be perfectly honest, let some of the other indie podcasts do some work for once. Great work, I might add. So there's only one thing left to say, Happy...12 days of Flogmas.And my mum always said she spoiled me at Christmas. (Still does, apparently) Happy Flogmas one & all! Who's excited for the 14 days of Floggingtine? Witty Easter name pending. Festive topics discussed during the episode include:We are having one or two issues with our Flogmas experience. Fiona keeps the whole 'I hate doing the podcast' charade going. I question Fiona's mic technique. That word (Apocalypse) comes back to bite Fiona on the arse. Again. If everything stays the same, how does it always go wrong? I'm gobsmacked Fiona even attempted to pronounce Les Miserables based on everyone's previous experiences.Did you know Dead Snow has snow in it? One of the very few perks of living in the big city was having The Prince Charles Cinema on our doorstep. Has Fiona seen Shaun of The Dead? I remind Fiona that I'm not her carer. Who knew a Zombie Christmas Musical Comedy could be so cheesy?I think John and his Christmas jumper could do better than Anna.Fiona makes a bowling pun. You could hear a pin drop. Is Dennis Pennis a believable Headmaster? Are we currently living in an Anna and The Apocalypse universe?Without the Zombies (queried) Without the music? Without the comedy? Without the fun? Ben's gotta work on his summaries. Bombshell. Fiona's rather childish. Has anyone else picked up on this? Is Dan Machholz a mother flipper? I bought another monitor, even over Fiona's dead body. Our 12 Days of Flogmas singing needs fine-tuning. FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1GameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you fancy listening to the best-undiscovered podcast around? https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibSocial Mediahttps://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.facebook.com/filmfloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersWebsitehttps://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.comEmail FilmFlog suggestions to hosts@filmfloggers.comSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glory of releasing 31 Horror films during the 31 days of October. And, to be perfectly honest, let some of the other indie podcasts do some work for once. Great work, I might add. So there's only one thing left to say, Happy...12 days of Flogmas.And my mum always said she spoiled me at Christmas. (Still does, apparently) Happy Flogmas one & all! Who's excited for the 14 days of Floggingtine? Witty Easter name pending. Festive topics discussed during the episode include:Has Dan Machholz put me in a bad mood? Again? Fiona reminds me it's still November. We are perplexed by our own Christmas format. (It gets worse) Is A Nightmare On Elm Street a Christmas Film? Why is Fiona screaming? I understand about 10% of Fiona's Krampus synopsis.We diagnose Fiona with you know what live on air. Fiona must have missed the opening of the film. Regardless of the month, I remind the team that we must remain festive and dress only in festive gear. A snack break almost derails another episode. Fiona gets pissed. Fiona really enjoyed the opening of the film...I understand about 7.5% of Fiona's second bite at the Krampus synopsis. How many gifts do you buy for people you don't like at Christmas? I bring up Troll 2; thanks for the memories Every Movie Ever Podcast. The Grandmother, Omi, reminds me never to spend a Christmas with Fiona's family. Ben tells another one of his hideous Universal Studios Horror House stories. Would keeping the fire hot stop a Goat from entering your house? GameFloggers is back...Soon...It's Not...YET...Fiona wants to throw me out the window. That's not very Christmassy. 15 minutes of Christmas Flog has quickly turned into 32 minutes of Flog. FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1GameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you fancy listening to the best-undiscovered podcast around? https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibSocial Mediahttps://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.facebook.com/filmfloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersWebsitehttps://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.comEmail FilmFlog suggestions to hosts@filmfloggers.comSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glory of releasing 31 Horror films during the 31 days of October. And, to be perfectly honest, let some of the other indie podcasts do some work for once. Great work, I might add. And, to be perfectly honest, let some of the other indie podcasts out there do some work for once. So there's only one thing left to say, Happy...12 days of Flogmas.And my mum always said she spoiled me at Christmas. (Still does, apparently) Happy Flogmas one & all! Who's excited for the 14 days of Floggingtine? Witty Easter name pending. Festive topics discussed during the episode include:Keaton FrostBen loves his new lounge chair. We discuss The Nightmare Before Christmas debacle. Fiona forgets it's a kids' show. Again. Does anyone know the structure of Flogmas? We certainly don't Someone makes an attempt on my life live on air.Is seeing Arnold Schwarzenegger dressed as Mr freeze any better than being dressed as a snowman? A polite reminder that Dan Machholz made me watch Spawn.Did we ever get to the bottom of just what was happening with David Bowie's codpiece from Labyrinth? Would you let a 14-year-old Jennifer Connelly stare at your codpiece? They start flying banners of support for the second episode of Flogmas. Horror Frost Does anyone else say horror like Fiona? Fiona needs to go to bed. Would you ever eat your child's cooking? Anyone rocking some ginger curtains? If only. Ben politely tells Billy to fu*k off.Has Jim Henson and his 85 million dollar snowman been outdone here? How does Snowman, rape, carrot nose & dumbo find themselves all in the same sentence? FilmFloggers go where others don't. Have you ever found someone sledding on your flat driveaway? Ben tells more kids to fu*k off. Is Ben a bully? What does Fiona do? Fiona's parenting skills come into question. FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1GameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you fancy listening to the best-undiscovered podcast around? https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibSocial Mediahttps://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.facebook.com/filmfloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glory of releasing 31 Horror films during the 31 days of October. And, to be perfectly honest, let some of the other indie podcasts do some work for once. Great work, I might add. So there's only one thing left to say, Happy...12 days of Flogmas.And my mum always said she spoilt me at Christmas. (Still does) Happy Flogmas one & all! Who's excited for the 14 days of Floggingtine? Witty Easter name pending. Festive topics discussed during the episode include:Ben lambast his squeaky equipment.Everyone needs to breathe less. Are the Johns from Halloween Kills back? How do you sum up the scenes of Flogoween? Are 24 days of Flogmas too much? Fiona has some choice words on watching Christmas films in November. Fiona never thinks about the fans. Fiona's plastic/cosmetic surgery comes back to haunt her. Fiona's lousy attitude doesn't fall in line with my Christmas spirit. Is Fiona irking herself? People start letting off fireworks in celebration of our first Flogmas episode. Would going through the Shamrock door lead me straight to my mother in law? What's Oogie Boogie's deal? How many bugs disguised in sacks have you met over the years? I have to remind Fiona that it's Christmas & we're having fun. (This will become a running theme)Is this film bang average? Do you know anyone with a Jack Sellingotn tattoo? Fiona has potentially her worst pronunciation to date. FilmFloggers Episodes - https://t.co/uHw3yuylDr?amp=1GameFloggers Twitch - https://tinyurl.com/sabrbumtDo you fancy listening to the best-undiscovered podcast around? https://twitter.com/SopranosRehttps://anchor.fm/sopranos-redefinedHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! Apple iTunes - https://tinyurl.com/268ccs6cPodchaser - https://www.podchaser.com/users/filmfloggersGoodpods - https://goodpods.app.link/gEvDLhAJYibSocial Mediahttps://linktr.ee/FilmFloggershttps://www.facebook.com/filmfloggershttps://www.instagram.com/filmfloggers/https://twitter.com/FilmFloggersWebsitehttps://filmfloggers.buzzsprout.comEmail FilmFlog suggestions to hosts@filmfloggers.comSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/FilmFloggers)