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Reel Diaspora Series 1 Episode 1 Ashwini KinhikarOur very first guest on Reel Diaspora is the talented actor and radio personality Ashwini Kinhikar, who joins us to discuss her career, life, and future plans as a multi-talented individual.ShowNotesAshwini's profiles are hereIMDB: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm12625546/Mandy: https://www.mandy.com/u/ashwini-kinhikar-1/Spotlight: https://app.spotlight.com/3599-0192-6518All our Usha Production Socials and Tip Jars are below. Your contribution helps us create impactful films and scripts that shed light on critical social issues, particularly within the Asian community. Every donation supports storytelling that sparks awareness, drives change, and gives a voice to underrepresented narratives.Together, we can make a difference. One story at a time.Thank you for your support!Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/UshaProductions?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creatorBuy Me A Coffee:https://buymeacoffee.com/ushaproductionsInstagram:https://www.instagram.com/ushaproductions?igsh=MW4ycGp6MTRjZDUyaA%3D%3D&utm_source=qrYouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/@ushaproductionsukWebsitehttps://ushaproductions.comIMDBhttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm12391484/https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2241452/

Welcome to Reel Diaspora, a podcast born from our own journey as filmmakers. We know firsthand how challenging it is to bring a film to life, from developing an idea to finding the funds to make it happen.The name Reel Diaspora reflects the idea that we are all scattered voices on a shared path, striving to tell our stories and make them heard.We want to uncover the unique approaches and the discipline that fuels each filmmaker's mission. Our hope is that these conversations will inspire you—whether you're a filmmaker, a storyteller, or simply someone who loves the art of film.We've got a fantastic lineup of guests and can't wait to share their stories with you. Stay tuned for our first episode, coming soon.Join us on this journey, and let's explore the world of film through the lens of Reel Diaspora.

Welcome to the mish mash show where we have cobbled together odd bits of recording in the following order:The strange scam email received where the scammer seemed to be having a slow nervous breakdown with the evil office grind.Our First ever sponsor and brand new advert to showcase it! Diary of a Bell-End. Confessional that speaks for it self.You wanted to ask: what would a Dennis Hopper Meditation Work out look like? Well we have created one for you.Enjoy

After a brief hiatus… ok we were lazy and stretched the Christmas break to 4 months but we are back with divisive chats on what it's like to be a stand up comic starting out and respect those that go up night after night. This chat was spurred on by the fact that Diane Morgan spent 10 years doing standup and hated it apparently. We can't go through a podcast without mentioning Piers Morgan and vegans who try to take the moral high ground. Also this is preamble to the Episode 51 chat about the insanity that is David Walliams. Shownotes Here is the Woke Asian Buy TikTok video on Little Britain's David Walliams:https://www.tiktok.com/@fuzzydicecomedy/video/7209658424714349829Don't ask us! Even Vegans are going through a self reflection on why they are annoying:https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/sep/10/why-do-most-people-find-us-vegans-so-annoyingWe mention Oliver Reed and Richard Harris being mentalists and if you want the definitive text on their wild lives please read Hellraisers by Robert Sellers. The book of all books on the subject:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_SellersHere is a clip of Diane Morgan and Joe Wilkinson's sketch series on BBC Three. Pre Cunk Brilliance:https://youtu.be/fCQyOZnfFFkIf you want to try open mic comedy for the first time, then Martin Besserman Monkey Business Comedy Club is the place to be. Even as a punter do check the place out:http://www.monkeybusinesscomedyclub.co.uk/If you are the millions that don't tune into his show don't worry, Piers Morgan has his stuff on his YouTube channel.. same old guff:https://www.youtube.com/c/PiersMorganUncensored

Wokie/Egg White's first ever guest Eric Lampaert joins us on our podcast where we learn about his journey, life in LA, Standup comedy and offers his thoughts on our JD sitcom. Fairly wide ranging bantz. As the seriously nice guy, Eric, was gracious with his time the least we can do is throw up his social deets:Eric Notes:Website which is the main port of call:https://www.ericlampaert.com/The seriously delicious YouTube Channel featuring his great sketches;https://www.youtube.com/c/LambPearEric/videosShow notes:There is a list of standup comedy venues in LA:https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/list/the-60-best-places-to-see-stand-up-comedy-in-l-aFor anyone who doesn't live in the UK, this is a good primer for present day Jim Davidson:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDqLMcCp7DxevzyiUm1Q5fg/videosOld School Jim Davidson. You decide. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjmsRsWl7jUIn reality we love Romesh Ranganathan:https://www.romeshranganathan.co.uk/GBNews is mental. Give it a go:https://www.gbnews.uk/

More comedic chat about Vue Cinema, Wokie being accidentally blocked by Lenny Henry and Frankie Boyle (who he loves) and the utter mentalism that is Truth Social. Quirky viewpoints from Not-Woke-Woke-Asian-Guy and Whiter-Than-Egg-WhiteShow NotesLenny Henry has done a lot for Diversity and has taken a lot of flack for it on Social Media but he believes in what the does and champions it wherever we can. Buy this book and preferably from an independent book seller.https://www.waterstones.com/book/access-all-areas/lenny-henry/marcus-ryder/9780571365128Frankie Boyle is brilliant and completely needed in these times. See him live if you can. https://www.frankieboyle.com/Truth Social. It's just Racist Twitter right? If you are normal you will laugh at the absurdity. If you are mental you will be tipped over the edge and start believing the crazies. Join at your peril.https://truthsocial.com/Don't take my word for Vue Cinemas. Read the reviews. https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g186338-d12098401-Reviews-Vue_Cinemas-London_England.htmlLook at the Wikipedia profile picture of Kash Patel. Crazy Right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kash_PatelIf you are acompletist for knowledge here are some facts about Brentford/ West Londonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brentford

Our latest Wokie/EggWhite podcast delves into voice overs, John Cleese being anti woke, Pedigree Chum and the police being called to Joe Lycett's comedy act because “they were offended”. Meanwhile in other news Roy Chubby Brown got to exercise his freedom of speech by using racist language for comedic purposes. Oh and please sponsor us Pedigree Chum. ShownotesWokie's agent Rosemary is a demented version of Beryl Virtue who survived Spike Milligan's madness to have a truly astonishing career:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beryl_VertueHere's a blatant attempt to get sponsorship from Pedigree Chum:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOT0DMF5pVcShakespeare facts:Shakespeare had three children. Can you believe? You might be related to him!This is what Bourgeois means you heathen :https://www.thefreedictionary.com/BourgoisWoke Asian Guy is now a Voice Over Artist but look at the competition!https://www.voices.com/welcome/voice-over?_bt=624444580012&_bk=find%20voice%20actor&_bm=e&_bn=g&_bg=140065581744&gclid=CjwKCAjwwL6aBhBlEiwADycBIEXTOYpELivPKi7Nk5EyR6IfOa-J4ZzhhuvCpZ0asi06Av-4RoIliBoC0UIQAvD_BwEAnother Curry and Chips fact:Six years later, Milligan once again blacked up in the BBC series The Melting Pot. Only one episode was shown, and the other five were pulled

Wokie and Egg White talk about the Jerry Sadowitz incident in Edinburgh Fringe 2022 that was the talk of the town. Does this mean comedy is going backwards and does the word ‘Fringe' need to be removed from the Edinburgh Fringe as it looks to be going towards safe comedy and moving far away from its roots. We chat it out so lend us your ears.ShownotesIn the 90's Mark Thomas, in his TV Show Comedy product,  drove a tank through McDonalds. That right. To give context he was the 90's equivalent of John Oliver where he took a controversial subject usually about big businesses and broke it down comedically. Not taking anything away from John Oliver who is studio bound MAREK DROVE A COOL TANK TO GET A HAPPY MEAL! Watch the clip here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71-h9A2XvWo&t=320sWe all know what happened to Jerry Sadowitz at the Edinburgh Fringe so read this poncy article by a Guardian journalist and feel intelligent for 5 minutes.   https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/aug/16/jerry-sadowitz-cancelled-show-comedy-free-speechWe all know Mark Thomas has a particular hatred for Boris Johnson so watch him eviscerate him herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEqFaZTKsBE

Back from a short break we dive straight into the insane TokTok backlash Wokie got when posting a seemingly innocent video of Rishi Sunak being….. Rishi Sunak. People do get triggered over the weirdest things and also this condom advert on TFL is getting saucier by the day as discussed here in our latest podcast.ShownotesWe are no different to other creators with begging bowls so in order for us to keep going we need bits of your cash. Please donate accordingly and we love you for it:Patreon/ Buy me a coffee plugs:https://www.patreon.com/fuzzydicehttps://ko-fi.com/fuzzydicecomedyHere is the video of Rishi Sunak trying to relate to asians with his campaign video:https://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2022/jul/08/rishi-sunak-launches-tory-leadership-campaign-videoRishi Sunak has no middle class friends: https://metro.co.uk/video/rishi-sunak-says-no-working-class-friends-unearthed-clip-2726787/?ito=vjs-linkWake up! Read Private Eye Magazine and get with the programme:https://www.private-eye.co.uk/Here is an explanation of people who are triggered which helps explain TikTokhttps://www.verywellmind.com/what-does-it-mean-to-be-triggered-4175432Nigel Farage | GB News | Mentalist:https://www.gbnews.uk/shows/farageRead this article on how Roy Chubby Brown's show was cancelled: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9959985/Roy-Chubby-Brown-cancelled-Fans-blast-woke-decision-axe-comics-Sheffield-gig.htmlHere is the HashTagFitMatters Durex Advert that is plastered on TFL https://www.lbbonline.com/news/durex-knows-fitmatters-for-latest-influencer-led-campaign

We dispense with the scripted formula and riff on a wide range of subjects such as James Corden (again!), John Oliver and the politically incorrect landscape that encompassed Leigh Francis crying after making a career on political incorrectness and Michael Richard's meltdown… Basically the fun stuff. Show Notes:We seem to be a minor hit in Bulgarian so here are some facts:https://nomadsunveiled.com/facts-on-bulgaria/Egg White thinks James Corden Sid playing a character of a bad man but here are people asking if he is really rude in real life:https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/o5pnop/what_is_your_personal_story_of_james_corden_being/We mention that we did a short series called Socially Distanced Standup. Link to episode 1 is below:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fDCfJEl0hM&t=78sTechnology moves fast so before TikTok was the Vine App which had it's moment in the sun:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vine_(service)Remember Dapper Laughs? Here is a link to the seldom read Daily Star where he managed to torpedo his own career: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/dapper-laughs-rape-joke-cbb-16837073Normally we post low brow links but this article on White Girl Tears will make you look smart at parties:https://blogs.lse.ac.uk/gender/2020/12/09/why-white-women-crying-is-still-racist-the-work-of-trauma-narratives-in-self-stories-of-transracialism/Here is Leigh Francis's apology after making his name on some funny but questionable characters:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KYgYTxJwjcWe talk about the Michael Richards meltdown and Letterman apology so here is the latter where he looks rather discombobulated:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBoVZh1ruQ

A short Wokie Pod about Gary Lineker when he claimed he suffered racist abuse because of his dark-ish skin. Obviously like a reverse Talk TV and Fox News I was TRIGGERED… and then did my own honest response.Please note this is a parody and we are big fans of Gary LinekerShow NotesHere is a link to an article on probably the worst toilet paper friendly newspaper:https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1631960/gary-lineker-alex-scott-euro-2022-bbc-match-of-the-day-twitter-latest-news-updateNana Akua says the same thing I do but with less attempt at humour. Please click the link as they need the ratings:https://www.gbnews.uk/news/gary-lineker-im-black-youre-white-and-your-comments-trivialise-racism-says-nana-akua/325414Here is the clip of Gary Lineker curling one out in the 1990 World Cup:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t_8pfbCH-4Also it's good to follow Gary on twitter:https://twitter.com/GaryLineker?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

In this bumper podcast episode (i.e. slightly more waffle than normal) we talk about the post Queen's Jubilee Blues, Facebook's monster that is the Metaverse, Joe Pasquale's Stage Show Some Mothers do ‘ave ‘em and The Channel 4 Sell Off. Also we delve into the Johnny Depp verdict and the ramifications of… kidding it's all fluff and bantz. We all know Prince Charles but do we REALLY know Prince Charles. Here are a few facts you probably knew.  https://www.thelist.com/673243/strange-facts-about-prince-charles/Piers Morgan is taking a holiday from his low rated show but… HE'S NEVER COMING BACKhttps://metro.co.uk/2022/05/28/piers-morgan-addresses-break-from-talk-tv-show-after-andrew-neil-comparison-16727413/Joe Pasquale's new play Some Mother's Do ‘Ave ‘Em is on… go watch it! https://somemothersdoaveem.com/Ain't Half Hot Mum was one of those television series that can't be made today… it's pretty… 70's poor taste like Spike Milligan's Curry and Chipshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Ain%27t_Half_Hot_MumHere is the bit where Stewart Lee disses Joe Pasquale. Ironic and funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2CGryAkxkMRichard Madeley. The man the legend… read about hime herehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_MadeleyA bad Bruce Willis film? Good heavens… actually this one is the worst. Try not to watch ithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SurrogatesColin Clarkehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8qxyJEnEJ8Notorious B.I.G's famous freestyle where he has lots of guns. Enjoy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGpxscefrDgThe terrible case of the Government trying to sell off Channel 4https://www.theguardian.com/media/2022/may/08/channel-4-sell-off-will-undermine-pms-promise-to-level-up-countryHere is the Nadine Dorries terrible rap trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLrUWOw7zKM

Far from trivialising the shocking tragedies in recent American history Wokie is putting his absurd point of view to an incredibly absurd situation. We fully expect more apathy towards gun laws and push back from the lobbyists… have fun…  Show NotesThese funny and subversive people infiltrated the NRAhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/may/31/lapierre-nra-thoughts-and-prayers-comedian-jason-selvig-edited-Piers Morgan tried to take on the Gun Lobby and not only was he fired he ended up being a Meghan Markle hating self publicising mentalist https://www.thewrap.com/piers-morgan-ends-cnn-show-gun-control-plea-video/This is a good primer on how the NRA are so powerfulhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35261394

We have reached the podcast midlife crisis! 40 episodes! In this latest gabfest Wokie and Egg White chat about WFH where Egg White loves it and Woke thinks like that twerp Jacob Rees Mogg and people should come back into the office… watch the sparks fly on the arguments. We also discuss the current state of live comedy where Nish Kumar and Romesh Ranganathan getting odd bigoted heckles in 2022!How can any podcast be complete without discussing Piers Morgan's new show on some obscure channel.Listen without Prejudice as George Michal would say without irony.Our potential inaugaural live show at The ETC Theatre in Camden. This lovely venue is available to rent as a rehearsal space. Link is here: http://www.etceteratheatre.com/ Since Piers Morgan jumped from ITV Breakfast (and big ratings) his popularity has not translated as well to his new show Uncensored. Watch his show in the link below so he feels his show is successful… you don't even have to watch it, just play on mute:https://www.youtube.com/c/PiersMorganUncensoredHow the lyrics to Paul Gasgoine's song never won an Ivor Novello we will never understand. Watch the clip here and relive the 80's when footballers played hard and ate kebabs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuLH7FuJbSsThe pleb that is Jacob Rees Mogg is pushing civil servants to come to work so read his utterly ridiculous way of getting them in:https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/apr/23/condescending-jacob-rees-mogg-leaves-notes-for-wfh-civil-servantsAlso 1 in 10 people want to come back to the office so Wokie loses the argumenthttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10844993/WFH-forever-Just-one-10-Britons-say-plan-return-office-five-days-week.htmlForget the Ben Stiller Travesty, the 70's cop show is the best thing ever! This will give you a primer on Wokie's idea for Trotsky and Hutch where Leon Trotsky reached immortality and was asked to come back to the police force teaming up with Kenneth Hutchison. Go Cops Go!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starsky_%26_Hutch

We have reached the podcast midlife crisis! 40 episodes! In this latest gabfest Wokie and Egg White chat about WFH where Egg White loves it and Woke thinks like that twerp Jacob Rees Mogg and people should come back into the office… watch the sparks fly on the arguments. We also discuss the current state of live comedy where Nish Kumar and Romesh Ranganathan getting odd bigoted heckles in 2022!How can any podcast be complete without discussing Piers Morgan's new show on some obscure channel.Listen without Prejudice as George Michal would say without irony.Our potential inaugaural live show at The ETC Theatre in Camden. This lovely venue is available to rent as a rehearsal space. Link is here: http://www.etceteratheatre.com/ Since Piers Morgan jumped from ITV Breakfast (and big ratings) his popularity has not translated as well to his new show Uncensored. Watch his show in the link below so he feels his show is successful… you don't even have to watch it, just play on mute:https://www.youtube.com/c/PiersMorganUncensoredHow the lyrics to Paul Gasgoine's song never won an Ivor Novello we will never understand. Watch the clip here and relive the 80's when footballers played hard and ate kebabs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuLH7FuJbSsThe pleb that is Jacob Rees Mogg is pushing civil servants to come to work so read his utterly ridiculous way of getting them in:https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/apr/23/condescending-jacob-rees-mogg-leaves-notes-for-wfh-civil-servantsAlso 1 in 10 people want to come back to the office so Wokie loses the argumenthttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10844993/WFH-forever-Just-one-10-Britons-say-plan-return-office-five-days-week.htmlForget the Ben Stiller Travesty, the 70's cop show is the best thing ever! This will give you a primer on Wokie's idea for Trotsky and Hutch where Leon Trotsky reached immortality and was asked to come back to the police force teaming up with Kenneth Hutchison. Go Cops Go!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starsky_%26_Hutch

In this latest podcast after our hiatus, Wokie and Egg White discuss the Will Smith dry slap he got (Frank Butcher style), Jacob Rees Mogg, Ricky Gervais not getting a slap and getting panic attacks in Ikea. And to also be Meta we discuss the unique phenomenon that is Live Podcasts. Watching people chat sh!t on stage and paying for the privilege.Topical... just like our cream.Shownotes:In case you were too busy to watch the slap here it is for your gruesome enjoyment:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myjEoDypUD8We love The Yorkshire Post and they have a great article on Ricky Gervais's response to the Slap:https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/tv/ricky-gervais-shows-what-thinks-23527391Seinfeld in cars interviewing? James Corden interviewing people in cars? Check this out… people walking in mountains talking and here we see Jim Jeffries talking about his smackdown:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-529x4TNmQAs an aside, unions are great so read about these guys beating out Amazon to unionise! https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/apr/09/amazon-new-york-warehouse-union-victory-nlrbRead about the insane genius that is Malcolm Hardee and how influential he was to the UK comedy scene:https://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/malcolm-hardee-485525.htmlThe 2 Pints of Lager Podcast tour is a thing (and probably really good):https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/mellor-wont-tame-down-podcast-26516769Aah… Casual Racism in children's books. When you live in Primrose hill and order Chinese food it doesn't make you an expert… David Walliams:https://www.nationalworld.com/news/uk/david-walliams-books-why-has-racist-chinese-character-brian-wong-been-removed-from-worlds-worst-children-3407988Also anonymous confession feed Fesshole is your thing for today:https://twitter.com/fesshole?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

In a rather fruity podcast we lower common decency standards to talk about VHS porn and its illogical successor Interactive DVD Porn. There is an update on the Jim Davidson sitcom and our ambition to make it the British Friends. How can any podcast end without mentioning the extremely right wing Skinny John Milius and his extremely biased moviemaking machine. This is the macho man who walked off the stage at a television presentation because the autocue wasn't working. Enjoy more irreverent humourShownotesWe constantly bring up the madcap sitcom Curry and Chips starring Spike Milligan so watch a clip and see pre woke/cancel weirdness here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_Vjq5MEeQAlso for Gits and Shiggles here is Spike receiving a lifetime achievement award and calling Prince Charles a grovelling Bastard. Comedy gold!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkOAUht3G5oIf you want to see something even more outrageous here is the Spike Milligan sketch Pakastani Daleks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4QFrankly we think Jameela Jamil is amazing and you should follow her on twitter. https://twitter.com/jameelajamilWant to know what NFTS are? Read this article and be bored shitless at the latest fad like Global Hypercolor T-Shirts. https://www.investopedia.com/non-fungible-tokens-nft-51152111980's sex lines... they were a thing and now Netflix are making a movie based on it.  https://nypost.com/2020/06/26/the-rise-of-80s-era-erotic-phone-lines-gets-netflix-show-dirty-lines/Here is Michael Bay being less than macho and walking off after an autocue malfunction. His mini Pearl Harbour. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268

In this podcast we delve into the insanity of the Diversity/ Non Diversity awards season where Ant and Dec and Wossie win year in and year out, Veggie Pret and other insane culinary choices causing food apartheid. We also can't pass on the opportunity of mentioning Drill Karaoke… quite why people would do this for fun but then again stranger things have happened. ShownotesAnt and Dec win 20 years running. Sounds like the competition with the white voters are slim. https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/entertainment/ant-and-dec-ntas-win-best-presenter-20-years-newsupdate/ Veggie Pret is real, Check out their Insta herehttps://www.instagram.com/veggiepret/?hl=enI couldn't find anything about Drill Karaoke so here's a thread on everyone's favourite wally.. Piers “Morgan” Moronhttps://www.reddit.com/r/britishproblems/comments/axw31r/piers_morgan_is_an_absolute_twat_why_is_he_even/

Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 36: Jim (Davidson) or Jim(Davidson) Quiz Special.In this episode we break down the recent Jimmy Carr Netflix Special: His Dark Materials and the difference in his edgy delivery compared to Jim Davidson's old school ways on the same controversial style.  We try to prove this point with a superb quiz: Jim or Jimmy where Egg says a comedic one liner and Wokie has to find out if it was said by Jimmy Carr or Jim Davidson. Guess who ends up with egg on his his face? Clue: not Egg White ironically. We also have some post pod inserts by Egg White clarifying certain things because afterthought is a b!tch. Show notesFirst of all if you are feeling generous please chuck us some loose change here. This helps us keep going with our comedy nonsense. Patreon: Patreon.com/fuzzydiceWoke Asian Guy and Egg White's umbrella company is Fuzzy Dice.Check out our sketches here:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiGNwY5l50I42A0MWnNrJyQ/videosCheck out a review of Jimmy Carr's His Dark Materials review here before watching the performance on Netflix:https://decider.com/2021/12/27/jimmy-carr-his-dark-material-netflix-review/Bullseye's Jim Bowen was a legend presenting the chintziest game show of the 80's.  His show will live forever in our hearts. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/mar/14/jim-bowen-bullseye-host-and-comedian-dies-aged-80Piers Morgan has come full circle and rejoined The Sun. A match made in hell.check out his frivolous froth about Adele here and then burn the newspaper. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/17436440/adele-axe-las-vegas-shows-piers-morgan/We also give any chance to mention Spike Milligan's Curry and Chips. Here is a link to a trailer so you can buy the DVD box set because it's eye poppingly weird and so wrong... and so 70's. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_Vjq5MEeQHistory doesn't get weirder then Bernard Manning guarding Rudolph Hell at Spandau Prison. How's that for a C.V. From prison guard of nazis to mentalist old school comedian.  https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bernard---in-his-own-words-995481

In this wide ranging rant, Woke Asian Guy starts off with what the 90's American sitcoms were like regarding diversity and uses Seinfeld as an example. We see how hard it was when the actors don't look like the cast of Friends and how their stories were written. We then segue into the mistaken scientific fact that Squirrels are practically human… horse poo we say and we break it down to show you. And FINALLY! We have an audio trailer of Jim Davidson the sitcom titled: Jim Davidson is my Bigoted Uncle and Lives in my Attic. Rolls off the tongue right? Ok, we love the Headspace app but we have a niche market we can serve. Listen to find outAll that and still enough time to add some Egg White esoterica.Oh and Spike Milligan.. the absolute G.O.A.T mentalistShownotes:We all know Seinfeld is on Netflix and considering they spent 500 million quid on it the could have done the aspect ratio a lot better:https://www.gq.com/story/seinfeld-netflix-episodes-cropped-widescreen-ratioAnyone a certain age will love the wonderfully eccentric Spike Milligan but there were some things he did which were clearly questionable like Curry and Chips. Read the notorious history below and also fact check: His character was called Kevin O' Grady. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curry_and_ChipsThe actor who played the Pakistani restauranteur, Brian George is the hardest working man in show business. Click the link to see what he has done and as yourself… can you do the same Jerry Seinfeld?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_GeorgeTypically mental, The Guardian did an article about human squirrels or something like that, read it here.  https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/sep/13/squirrels-human-like-personality-traits-studyWant to go to the best sandwich shop in the world? Start in Los Angeles!https://www.timeout.com/food-and-drink/best-sandwiches-in-the-worldOk, we talk about headspace and we do love it! we suggest you give it a go as they are the best on the market for middle class people.https://www.headspace.com/

Welcome to the rebrand. We at Fuzzy Dice really don't care about helping others as we can barely help ourselves so we are now WAG+EW. In this proper episode we delve into the Jim Davidson deconstruction with a side order of Morrissey, Charlie Williams and a whole host of nonsense. Get stuck in as it's crap weather and you will be staying in. Also we accidentally ended up creating a pitch of a brand new sitcom that will be pitched to Channel 5. ShownotesFirstly start with Jm Davidson's website. A love letter to his fanbase. Wel, ones who have access to the internet (outside of prison) https://www.jimdavidson.org.uk/The strangest revelation is that everyone's favourite nationalist (and possible unconfirmed racist vegetarian) performs at Las Vegas. Rather na sell out, right? Here is actual news that he did perform some Smiths songs there https://www.nme.com/news/music/morrissey-las-vegas-residency-setlist-footage-photos-smiths-songs-303574170's black comic, Charlie Willims, was a controversial figure in the comedy circuit so read his story herehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Williams_(comedian)If you are truly mental and have never heard of Squid Game you should be ashamed. First read it here and then watch the series:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squid_Game

In this episode of Just the Tip we go through a fair amount of subjects in a random scattershot fashion.First we start with Egg White's varied and borderline politically incorrect alt:James Bond scenarios. Then next on the agenda, how can I NOT talk about GB News without punching myself in the cock but one particular episode I watched on Youtube about a policeman making a borderline sub racist post and two white guys (one of them being the jaw headed Colin Brazier) telling the audience it's “nothing to see” non racism and in fact the anti racists are racist for calling up the racists. Yep, heavy sh!t. Does it end there? No, we go through the varied roles that Art Malik played in his career to prove that writers are unoriginal with their non white name creations. If I was an actor with a 30 year career I would be just called Patel in every role. As John Oliver would say, Moving onto our main subject we talk about the insanity that is David Williams and his story that is being removed from the public consciousness. And we aren't even talking about when he used to black up. Basically we shine a mirror to posh boy Walliams who surprisingly has an OBE. Egg White Returns at the end for more amusing nonsense. ShownotesWatch James Bond in No Time to Die. With all the merciless plugging by Daniel Craig across all media you know what it's all about but if not. Read it here:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Time_to_DieEven though GB News is dumb, if you want to see what “the Daily Mail with to posh school” is all about watch some clips on YouTube and check their site below. Really… well rubbish.https://www.gbnews.uk/If you want to read about David Walliams, again, being culturally insensitive take a read here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58786769If you want to check our Website, it is rather basic but we need the metrics:http://fuzzydice.co.uk/Also, all the projects we do cost money and even though prices for everything is going up you should be able to dig deeper and throw us a coin. It would be much appreciated:https://www.patreon.com/join/fuzzydice

In this episode we discuss many frivolous things but mainly the Amanda Holden and Leigh Francis sitcom The Holden Girls and the impact it has on modern culture. Then we talk about other digressions until Wokie's phone literally overheats. True Story. Want to know more about Amanda Holden and Leigh Francis new series called The Holden Girls: Mandy and Mertyle. Check out the series here.https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/the-holden-girls-mandy-and-myrtle/Before Wokery was a tool to bash old fashioned sensibilities we all laughed at Bo Selecta until we realised it was wrong. Shortly after that Leigh realised it was wrong and did a tearful eulogy to his wrongful past. Watch him cry here:https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/leigh-francis-cries-apologies-bo-22140979You know Scientology is insane but have a read of the even more insane things that happened:https://www.vulture.com/2015/03/21-insane-things-going-clear-left-out.htmlWe all know L Ron Hubbard was a mental but how batshit mad was he? A lot if you read this:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology_and_psychiatryIf you want to know more about the Martin Scorsese Classic, Last temptation of Christ, then look no further than this:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Temptation_of_Christ_(film)We discovered that The Holden Girls idea may have been lifted from a French film called Tatie Danielle. Not convinced? Read the synopsis: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tatie_DanielleA slight digress to this obscure libellous short about Mickey Mouse going to Vietnam. You should find it somewhere on YouTube but read it here:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mickey_Mouse_in_Vietnam

This week Mr Angry Guy (Wokie) read about some white kid who did some dodgy racist stuff and got caught. The doddering old Judge, rather than hit some good ol' jail time, has made the little pleb read the classics like Dickens and Shakespeare… such an old fashioned way to head-correct a racist mentalist. Anyway the usual angry rant on this madness. After this mini rant we go straight into the belief that the Taliban have suddenly come back with a woke perspective. Who would have thought that they would finally get some good PR? We dissect the new normal for this heavily armed chaps. This is positively the last time we talk about Shane Gillis (yes! He of the offensive Chinatown podcast!) where we advise on the best way to stay safe and try not to get in trouble by bleeping the shizzle out of the podcast so as not to draw attention to any controversy. And to top off the podcast is some ranting from Egg White and then 4 episodes of the sitcom recorded in 2009 and generally not been heard since. Afghan Warlord: The Sitcom is about… you guessed it, an Afghan Warlord assimilating into an English Family living in Surbiton and all the wacky things he does while living there. Sort of Like Channel 4's Home but on a shoestring budget and made 10 years previouslyShownotes:That twerp who had to read the classics rather than hit the slammer? You can read the story here:https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/sep/01/judge-orders-rightwing-extremist-to-read-classic-literature-or-face-prisonRead about Shane Gillis's awkward podcast where he offended the whole of Chinatown:https://ew.com/tv/2019/09/12/saturday-night-live-shane-gillis-racial-slur/Piers Morgan loves reading about himself so we give you a Liverpool Echo article of his controversy:https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/piers-morgan-hints-imminent-tv-21493936

On this show, Wokie tries to understand why certain people stay in their lane when watching sitcoms and won't view anything that is out of their comfort zone. For example some upper middle class friends are scared of HBO's The Black Lady Sketch and Wokie himself is scared of films like Brakes which is a quirky MOR white people's comedy (link below). Egg White tries his best to fathom why his friend has lost his sh*t over something small and the jury is still out on the resolution. Oh and we talk about Shane Gillis and his lack of forward thinking censorship.We have banged on about this show The Black Lady Sketch Show but is pretty amazing and definitely worth watching.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Black_Lady_Sketch_ShowWokie lost his collective sh*t while watching Brakes but what does he know? Here's a good review of the film. You watch, decide and send me hate filled messages on twitter. https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/17/brakes-review-scrappy-but-charming-microbudget-romcomRun for your Wife is a close second to the worst film ever made, Plan 9 from Outer Space. This cinematic travesty is worth watching and should be studied in film schools on how not to make films. You have to see it to believe it and even though it has a lot of big names they are all wasted. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Run_for_Your_Wife_(2012_film)Run for Your Wife's real star is super Camp Christopher Biggins who's role here is like 12 Christopher Biggins in 1. Bargin in that sense. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_BigginsRead about the godfather of Hip Hop Ladies love Cool James.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LL_Cool_JAah, Shane Gillis… a man who blew up his own career for comedy bantz turned dark. Read about it here and google his chinatown podcast and you decide if it's comedy or just anti woke hate speech.https://www.vox.com/culture/2019/9/16/20869194/shane-gillis-fired-snl-racist-remarksAs we mention comedy legend Ricky Gervais, it's time to post the Victor Lewis review of The Office who didn't see that coming. Legend has it there was a grudge somewhere. https://rickygervais.tumblr.com/post/4007840028/the-office-review-by-victor-lewis-smithIf you want your eyes to bleed with the man who puts ME-ME-ME in Mentalist follow him here. No matter what's happening in the world it's all about Piers bloody Morgan. Also he really doesn't like Megan Markle because she stiffed him on the friends circuit. https://twitter.com/piersmorgan

More inane banter about things that are annoying Woke Asian Guy which include divisive rhetoric from the papers and ultra melon Tim Martin of Wetherspoons. We could go into a room and scream through a pillow for five hours but this is much more calming… If you stick around to the end we also have a pitch for Chechen Superman which would make an awesome film and some easy listening mentalness to calm the mind.. It’s like Andy Puddicombe’s headspace app but one that has had far too much alcohol WAG will be back next time with Egg White to battle the though crimes of the anti woke brigade. Think of Brown Batman and Chintzy Robin and you get the idea Shownotes We discuss the right wing newspaper that is outraged at locking out posh white people to BBC jobs. Below is the article in question https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6792471/BBCs-20k-year-trainee-journalist-BAME-lower-social-economic-background.html And for those that think nothing of the insanely batsh!t mad hatchet woman Katie Hopkins, here is her 2016 article on the same divisiveness https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3580768/KATIE-HOPKINS-jobs-come-colour-want-long-s-not-white.html Tim Martin… Brexit champion and (as someone called him) a homeless thundercat is a moany old sod now that he has thrown his toys out of the pram. Read about his whinging here https://news.sky.com/story/brexit-supporting-wetherspoons-boss-calls-for-more-eu-migration-12322959

What’s in a tweet? Not much but when you are anti-woke campaigner Laurence Fox trying to be witty then that says it all really. Here we have a brief deconstruction of the offending tweet and why sometime scrolling through life is not the best way to go chum. Also we have an exclusive play about a childhood bond that comes to an end. Sort of like a Radio 4 play (foreplay) on meth. The first unveiling of The Kettle. A love story that rivals Titanic and has the emotions depth of that micro pugilist Herve Villechaize. Shownotes Have a fun read on how successful Laurence Fox’s race to be London’s Mayor turned out https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/laurence-fox-london-mayor-lose-deposit-b1844481.html You can watch his inane banter on twitter here: https://twitter.com/LozzaFox | laugh? I never thought I’d start If you want to actually listen to well written and well produced radio plays they can be accessed here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04xxp0g/episodes/player

In this weeks episode we examine some of the current Radio 4 plays that are published and try to examine the individual stories to see if they pass the current woke authent-o-moter. Have the current commissions moved with the times? Do they want to and if so do they want to broaden their audience demographic? Traditionally they are a springboard for aspiring writers but the net has to be cast wider. This is a parody episode so don’t think this is our real opinion We mention Body and class dysmorphia and we don’t know what the hell that is so can someone check this and let us know as if you are talking to a five year old https://discoverymood.com/blog/understanding-difference-body-dysmorphia-self-esteem-negative-body-image/ Our love of Fitzrovia knows no bounds so when we are able to drink like savages here is a list of the best bars to visit https://www.timeout.com/london/bars-and-pubs/fitzrovia-bars Bants aside you should check out the radio 4 plays here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04xxp0g/episodes/player

Just the Tip is back in a brand new format because the last two formats were less than stellar. Instead of giving Life Wins to those with Life Woes we now take semi-topical subjects and break them down from this so called woke perspective. Who says it's not going to be fun? Shownotes: As we discuss the Alexei Sayle podcast you can give it a listen yourself. It’s quirky and fun: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-alexei-sayle-podcast/id1540500007 If you have literally been living under a rock or solely basing your info-diet of news via the Daily Mail and The Sun then this is a primer on what it is to be woke: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woke For anyone that doesn’t know this relatively mentalist phenomenon Q Anon try this primer from The BBC website https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/53498434 We all know Lawrence Fox won’t win this considering his popularity is pretty much at 1% and we all love Lord Bucket head for his fresh air insanity but if you want to see the sensible to ridiculous list of candidates try this: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-55748037 As a primer to us talking about Jim “why hasn’t he been cancelled yet” Davidson in the next podcast here is a link to his show https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIMOgZtq9A8p1OAwYqnt4WQ

In a world exclusive and a slight break from helping people, The Fuzzy Dice duo have unearthed previously unseen letters from Mr Wilde to his parents while he signed up to two tours of Vietnam during the hight of the offensive, 1968. Totally crazy and improbable right? Well. For anyone who watched Sapphire and Steel or Twin Peaks can attest to… sh*t gets weirder. Before anyone else can get their hands on this piece of unique history, we are showcasing them exclusively here. For your delicate ear. Get into the mind of how a man as majestic as this can field strip a rifle while under enemy fire and bond with his fellow grunts. Shownotes If you are unsure of who Oscar Wilde is (and shame on you!) here’s the laziest primer on Planet Earth https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde And also Mr Wilde starred in a film about Stephen Fry https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilde_(film) Can’t go wrong with a 71% positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes!

Kit and Sands have had another falling out so Ron Pape: Social Media Influencer is doing a takeover to mercilessly plug his extremely eccentric Get Rich Quick schemes. This may sound like an aggressively marketed advertorial but it’s not. It is a podcast where we learn about Ron’s brutal upbringing and just getting to know him as a humble decent human being, incredibly talented and versatile individual. Also did we mention Ron’s incredible humanitarian work? He literally saved the incontinent from downing in their own stools. Ron has also put him forward as mediator to get Kit and Sands back.

While Kit is still incapacitated after a freak jogging accident (remember, jog safely) we actually have some letters that came in. Some anonymous people actually want us to turn their life woes into life wins. Listen in and see the advice we have passed out Shownotes: After the sh*t show that was the Trump administration we along with everyone on the planet keep referencing Obama. We mention his biography but if you can’t be bothered to read his life story in detail just read his Wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama Feeing crap because you never win arguments? Try this and be a mouthy champ: https://time.com/5318965/how-to-win-an-argument/ Dirk Bogarde was a dashing closeted actor and the author of 10 biographies. Read one read them all but check him out here first https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Bogarde

In this weeks episode we try to add value to your ears with another rip roaring attempt to being a claustrophobic exercise machine! Live! Learn! Like! Subscribe! Below are links to some of the subjects we have talked about If you, dear listener, want to know what middle aged things there are to do then look no further than here. The URL says it all really. https://www.onefamily.com/talking-finance/wellbeing/50-things-to-do-now-youre-50/ The most insane non David Lynch television series ever made was this piece of surreal eye candy starring the Man from Uncle and the the alcoholic Patsy…..Sapphire and Steele… read about the weirdness here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sapphire_%26_Steel Basically we are poor and shamelessly need coffee money via sponsorships. Buy either Nescafe, Kenco, Cafe Direct, Douwe Egberts or but Starbucks and let us know if you have and then we can start begging ruthlessly. Like Lucozade? You must do. Buy them by the pallet and let us know so we can also approach them for money… do you get that we are broke? https://www.lucozade.com/ We think Sadiq Khan should create dining area on the underground carriages for people who eat while off to work. Try this while we petition TFL: https://www.mylondon.news/whats-on/food-drink-news/ultimate-food-tube-map-eat-16863930 We mention the 70s blackout in New York. Read about the time people talked to each other: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_blackout_of_1977 Here is the full list of Hunter S. Thompson’s daily routine. No wonder he blew his brains out! https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/33487/hunter-s-thompsons-daily-routine Nancy Reagan's don’t do drugs really didn’t work did it? Well, at least she tried. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_Say_No Inspired about our Axe Throwing banter? You can go to this place and do some urban axe throwing https://whistlepunks.com/ Follow Sands on Twitter @sandip_mahal https://twitter.com/sandip_mahal Follow Sands on Instagram @sandipmahal https://www.instagram.com/sandipmahal/ Follow Sands on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/Sandip-Mahal... Follow Kit on Twitter @mungbeaner https://twitter.com/mungbeaner Follow Kit on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/mungbeaner Help Support Us https://www.patreon.com/join/fuzzydice Follow Fuzzy Dice Comedy http://fuzzydice.co.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fuzzydicecomedy

For this podcast episode, Kit decides to stay indoors and create less of a risk to himself by playing along with an exercise game on the Nintendo Switch. You can’t cause that much damage unless you are a repressed deranged lunatic. I know what you are thinking. Why are you doing a visual game in a audio world? Well dear listeners it is because bantz is bantz and we guide you through how this digital health obsessed world operates. Below some show notes to make you smarter: Sands says Ying and Yang, not Yin and Yang for the proper pronunciation here is the wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yin_and_yang Boxing Game Nintendo Switch try this piece of Clockwork Orange-esque ultra violence https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/boxing-champs-switch/ Yes, some people are lonely and talking to a real girl freaks them out. Meet Erica the lifelike robot: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/5050946/erica-robot-lifelike-soul-jokes/ The dummies guide to metrics. We sure could have used this: https://www.dummies.com/careers/medical-careers/converting-metric-units/ PRP PGP. We made this up so there is no link. It’s just innuendos for taking a sh!t and w@nking. **BONUS SEGMENT** For all you old school rap fans, at the end of this podcast is the first airing since 1988 of Silver Bullet’s live show on Tim Westwood’s Capital Radio Show. For it is he! The fast rapping mentalist famous for 20 Seconds to Comply and Bring forth the Guillotine https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_Bullet_(rapper) Got any interesting exercise stories? Call to action! Email us on sands@fuzzydice.co.uk

We made it to Episode 20 in the same way an 80 year old wakes up in the morning glad for another day of gardening. This is the rebrand. Who thought we’d run out of steam talking a lot of cobblers but we did! We are now Just the Tip Mind and Body Health and this Episode 20/New Episode 1Point2Point-0 is where Kit will show us his mindset when it comes to exercising. This all sounds like a professional approach in the vain of SuperProJoeWickes but as you indulge your ears it doesn’t go as planned. So listen in on this show and feel like you are on the Titanic about to hit an iceberg. Shownotes: We mention Joe Wickes and unless you have been living in a bank vault here is a breakdown of the great man: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Wicks_(coach) As Kit used Tescos Peas to fix his battered leg here is a review of a Tesco Cafe involving mushy peas https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g186443-d4167516-r256273611-Tesco_Cafe_Holyhead-Holyhead_Anglesey_North_Wales_Wales.html Let’s say you are a Tescos snob and it is the ONLY place you want to go to…. Well here is the store locator so you can never be too far away from a Tescos Value Range https://www.tesco.com/store-locator/uk/ Moose socks? where to buy? Lost in the noise of online shopping? The Cats Spazz of comfortable footwear is here—>>> https://road.cc/content/review/71033-moose-nordkapp-socks We went retro television and referenced Allo Allo and Mimi’s and Rene’s age during the series run… well read Mimi’s stats below and honestly do your own calculation of their ages using the internet…. Use some grey matter https://alloallo.fandom.com/wiki/Mimi_Labonq

The First of three sections in our latest podcast before we have brand refresh. 1- Revenge of the Trolling Part Deux This is where Kit again goes mental and starts making ‘’anonymous” calls pretending to be various celebrities but this time we HAVE PRIZES TO GIVE AWAY! Not good prizes but some old tat dug out from the back cupboard that nobody bought off eBay. For this you need to guess all the celebrities that Kit impersonates and some of them are quite difficult. Also another Boris Johnson one thrown in like a live humours hand grenade. All the answers will be on our website www.fuzzydice.co.uk 2- The WhatsApp podcast How many people take their WhatsApp banter and make into a compelling piece of melodrama? We do! An entire weeks worth of back and forth has been magically transformed into a David Mamet style sweary twisted tale. Kit still can’t get over that the Urban Monologue shorts Sands did were done solo and not as part of a team. Even the Emojis are spelled out! 3- The Sauce Sands dials in Kit to surprise him with an impromptu pod but…. Well what can I say? Oops. We may have dived into someone’s saucy evening. The Urban Monologues skits have been posted on our FaceBook Page so please do check it out. Also click the subscribe button to get more content. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiGNwY5l50I42A0MWnNrJyQ/videos And Finally we are about to unveil our Socially Distanced Standup Short Web Series….. more details soon.

After Sands last week went rogue with all the random phone messages this episode deals with the awkward fallout of that. Who knows where the pod chat will go? Also Kit has his nose bent out of shape as Sands is making his own side projects. The Osmo Mobile 3 is a great gimbal to run and film stuff and generally be a pretentious twat. If you can afford an iPhone then you can definitely afford this. https://www.dji.com/uk/osmo-mobile-3 When you don’t have a cameraman because all your friends are major alcoholics and you need to frame stuff correctly use the Filmic pro App in the Apple Watch. It’s amazing and you don’t have to rely on douchebags. Also for you geeks you can change the frame rate unlike using the native iOS video app https://www.filmicpro.com Curry and Chips is mentioned again and you can watch the first episode here. It’s an eye watering feast of political correctness https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x66bdfs I tried googling Dutch porno cars but there isn’t much on there. You are going to have to buy a ticket to Amsterdam and check it out yourself. Make sure you bring a lot of change. You want to know what a Lucky Pierre is? You can never go wrong checking out the Urban Dictionary https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lucky%20Piere Dennis Waterman facts In 2011, he married his fourth and present wife Pam Flint.

Yes, sands has done a Radio 1Xtra style takeover in Kit’s (enforced) absense and getting worried over the amount of ‘’celebrity calls” coming in. It’s a slow emotional breakdown… of the calls, not Sands Show notes Commissioners are easy o find. Google their name and you will find them. Here’s a head started https://www.bbc.co.uk/commissioning/tv/articles/who-we-are-how-we-commission The how to on all the commissioners for the flagship institution that is the British Broadcasting Corporation We all love a bit of the loveable rogue and absolute sweetheart menu list Russell Brand so if you want to re-read his career highlights (and character building lowlights) have a scan of this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Brand We may sound bitter at the success of other podcasts but we do love our better equipped and more emotionally stable competitors so below re the links to our rivals. Quiet Time Podcast https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/quiettime Pals Podcast https://www.instagram.com/thepalspodcast/?hl=en Ears Wide Open https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/ears-wide-open/id1359466740 Wine and Sass https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wine-and-sass/id932970825 The Tomato Flame Podcast https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/tomatoflamewebsite98263

In this episode of Just the Tip Kit and Sands c̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶f̶a̶i̶l̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶a̶ ̶d̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶p̶o̶d̶c̶a̶s̶t̶ show you how not to do a podcast by 'pretending' to be 'unprepared' and 'sh*t'. This is excellent advice and a good example of being a podcast king! enjoy! Shownotes: As you can probably tell, faithful or even casual passive listeners Sands like to drink Guinness and for those who want to know the history read this entry y of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness With Kit being utterly middle class and taking a train home to the far outer suburbs here is a list of the crappiest train lines in England. Basically as Virgin will never sponsor us we can safely say every Virgin brand is total garbage https://www.cityam.com/uks-best-and-worst-train-companies-ranked-passengers/ If you want to know about socialism here’s an article about 6 questions some git can ask safely without being looked down upon as a moron https://www.vox.com/2015/10/14/9530787/socialism-history-explained Morcambe and Wise made their best television in the 70’s for the BBC but they progressively were never as good when they moved to ITV. More here about their fateful decision. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Morecambe_%26_Wise_Show_(1978_TV_series) For fans of ultra sweary dramas like David Mamet’s Glengarry Glen Ross can chew on this scene stealing part by Alec Baldwin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PE2hSqVnk Improv comedy fans! Who’s the best of the best? Yep, Mike McShane. Read about his glittering life here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_McShane Fans of 80’s synth nonsense can look at this epic mash up classic. It made the Vietnam War look fun for a change https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/19_(song) Hardcastle 19 Anyone can talk a load of cobblers on a podcast and most people do. But if you are a pensioner and not really getting the technology thing here’s a quality guide to by a mouth digital git https://www.shopify.co.uk/blog/34911301-how-to-start-a-podcast-the-ultimate-step-by-step-podcasting-guide There have been numerous mentions of David Mamet’s work here and rather than a Wikipedia entry why don’t you read this memo he wrote while he made The Unit. It’s amazing! https://www.slashfilm.com/a-letter-from-david-mamet-to-the-writers-of-the-unit/ Names of other podcasts higher than us - Comic Book Nerds in Celibacy - Metal Kombat Podcast - Cwik This - Friday Night Larks

This episode dealt with the current controversy of blackface and politically incorrect shows so there is a lot of show notes links to be created. Especially for Millennials and Americans who don’t know the dodgy television history that Britain created. Little Britain has taken a lot of stick recently for the blacking up scenes. Do you agree it should be taken down or not? Read the controversy https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jun/13/blacking-up-was-of-a-piece-with-comedy-that-dealt-in-contempt If you want to know the culturally insensitive television series starring a blacked up Spike Milligan in Curry and Chips then have a quick read of this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curry_and_Chips It has to be seen to be believed. Mind your language was another series of infinite offensiveness. So bad it managed to have multiple stereotypes in one programme which in television racism is a Herculean effort https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFASIzQeDac Spike Milligan’s Q series was a forerunner to The Monty Python Flying Circus so if you like that you will LOVE this! The latter pretty much ripped off the former. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q..._(TV_series) Lenny Henry’s lone attempt at a Hollywood move: True Identity. Watch and LOL at the film trailer.. watch the movie only if you have exhausted every title on Netflix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JBXtVrGmaI A time when American Pie was considered edgy. Really? That really happened? A mainstream film about pie f**king. Read the blurb here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Pie_(film) Another amazing Dennis Waterman Fact: From 1975 to 1978, he starred as Detective Sergeant George Hamilton Carter in ‘The Sweeney’. Meanwhile in 1976, he released his first music album, ‘Downwind of Angels’, Two years later, he returned to the Royal Shakespeare Company to play Sackett in ‘Saratoga’

Why Cambridge? Well, dear avid listener (of other podcasts) you will have to play this show to find out. It's our version of Jack Nicholson being told 'Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown' In this episode we break from normal proceedings and yammer on about standup comedy in general and our own personal failures in performing live. This one is worth listening to for any budding comics who want to get into comedy and feel the fear of standing up on stage. Normal service will resume next episode The Show Notes ——>>>> There is no episode 13 of JTT. Why? Because Sands is a slave to mild stereotypical superstitions so we will bypass this unlucky number and really screw up the running order for future generations https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/23266/13-reasons-people-think-number-13-unlucky We need to mention Michael Winslow who did the silly sound effects in Police Academy. He has made a cottage industry based on this one unique talent. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Winslow Any of the non Londoners (which seems to be our core audience) hear the mention of a standup venue The Lions’s Den should check out this link https://www.lionsdencomedy.co.uk/ Run by Tim Rendle who sadly passed away in 2018, it has been the showcase of a lot of comics who used the night to test their material in a friendly atmosphere. It’s still going and when reopened check it out. The place should have a Blue Plaque Michael J Fox was excellent in Secret of my Success. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093936/ Big Respect to Vis the Spoon who’s anarchic and brilliant East London club night many moons ago showcased the non-start of Sands Stand-Up career. Listen to the podcast to understand. Vis’s website is here —>> https://www.visthespoon.com/ Spike Milligan browned up… what can go wrong? Well check out (or not) the completely incorrect Curry and Chips tv series https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curry_and_Chips For our American podcast listeners we mentioned the British 70’s tv series The Sweeney. Imagine a grittier more politically incorrect version of Starsky and Hutch… then you get the idea. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sweeney Another stunning fact about Dennis Waterman In 1960, Denis Waterman began his film career, appearing as Ted Lewis in ‘Night Train for Inverness' and as Mickey Donovan in 'Snowball'. Also in the same year, he gave voiceover in ‘Ali and the Camel’ and appeared in two small roles for Royal Shakespeare Company.

In this episode, Kit (the ADH-DJ) and Sands break down comedy in Lockdown mode where some are successful and others are less than successful in delivering content. One thing you will be aware is that EVERYONE IS UNPREPARED to host shows without an audience to feed off but they are doing their best. Show Notes If you want to hear the uninterrupted Our Song theme song is is here. You will cry. And after listening to the podcast you will cry even more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcVt67FOZek Everyone should wear Covid masks as you NEED TO DO YOUR DUTY. Below is a link to the CDC guidelines. You know, the one that The President of the Free World ignores. https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/hcp/respirator-use-faq.html Now that we are all isolated do not get DVT. Follow the below guidelines and definitely move around if you are drinking 20 hours a day or playing Fortnite. https://www.stoptheclot.org/learn_more/prevention_of_thrombosis/ There is no evidence that 50 Cent is oing to star in Knees Up Mother***ker Brown. Follow him on Instagram anyway. He is cool, you are not. https://www.instagram.com/50cent/?hl=en It looks like the planet has forgotten Martin Bashir and after that notorious Michael Jackson Doc you can relive his C.V here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Bashir If you are interested in the sound effects app that Kit used it is this, Farrago and you can download it here. It’s hours of fun. Farrago: Robust, rapid-fire soundboards - Rogue Amoebarogueamoeba.com › farrago If you want to see remote comedies just type into YouTube John Oliver, Seth Meyers or Jimmy Kimmell and see how best they are adjusting. At the time of this recording it was Al Pacino’s birthday and we salute him. And Also Frankie Howerd. We realised that there is a much better Just the Tip podcast so you can listen to how more prepared people do their show. http://tinderdistrict.com/just-the-tip-podcast-intro/ If you want to hear the classic Dennis Waterman theme tune to On The Up click this link and enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bBCCeaSfKk

Welcome to another episode of Just The Tip. Face it, your ears will bleed after this mini epic podcast and wide ranging chit chat on things. Also we are within our remit of turning life woes into life wins and LOOK WHAT WE HAVE! Special guest star Colin Clarke: The People’s Poet and Darius from Stoke. In fairness as long as this podcast is it’s a damn sight shorter than ant Tim Ferris Chat-a-thon. Shownotes https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/bizarre-eastenders-storylines Sands mentioned an Eastenders plot line he watched through an old woman’s window but to specifically target that one would immediately date the podcast so above is the link for all you short attention spanned buzzed reading freaks on the most bonkers plot lines ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5SJwBFF1lg Kit played the song featuring the line ‘Lucy eat cheese/ Josie like fish’ but we couldn’t find any link to that song on the inter web (we even tried the dark web to no avail) so instead here is a link to micro pugilist Filipino action star Weng Weng taking on a bunch of fully heighted people. Also this guy was in the Guinness Book of Records as the shortest lead actor in the world. Mel Gibson came second place. https://www.filmstories.co.uk We mentioned Film Stories which is an amazing podcast run by Simon Brew and a must for every cinephile. Each episode is a breakdown on the development, production and release of two films. Effortlessly entertaining and you definitely will learn more from this podcast than ours. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh5f-_I1df4&t=68s The amazing, funny and brilliantly performed Big Train Hall and Oats sketch where they walk around a housing estate keeping the peace. http://fuzzydice.co.uk/2020/04/29/podcasting-shownotes-ep-11/ It took us 10 episodes to get our sh*t together but finally we created a running order in the same vein as Lorraine Kelly’s show, GMB and pretty much EVERY SHOW EVER MADE. Still it’s always good to learn new things, right? Here is picture evidence! The Mary Kondo of organising paper stuff. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAxW1XT0iEJo0TYlRfn6rYQ Joe Wicks workout which is an amazing resource for people stuck at home. This man has done more with 1 video than Boris Johnson has with every article he has written… combined. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGNojF9qKS0 Sit back crack open an ale and absorb the legend that is Chas and Dave. https://soundcloud.com/chris-johnstone-2/josie-likes-fish Actually the song is here the legendary classic and clearly brilliantly bonkers Josie likes Fish. Put your rave pants on and dance like a clown.

What can we say? We made it to 10! Double digits .... as any good gynaecologist will recommend! In this episode we have two special letters from two special people who are in need of our help. Colin Clarke: A Socially awkward but talented social poet and Darius from Stoke who can only speak in rhymes. Both of them embody all of us in their insular attitude in public spaces. We do our best to help them and the surprises can only be described as elementary. To deviate from the idle chatter we have experimented with the model of amateur djing to mix up the whole podcast environment. It's..... interesting. Onto the show notes contained in this episode Chris Tarrant did indeed live in his car for a number of years. To be consistent with our podcast we say car but in actual fact it was a van. read it here-->>https://www.driving.co.uk/news/interview/mamm/motor-chris-tarrant-reels-cars-small-carry-fishing-gear/ We also reference a TV Series called Minder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minder_(TV_series)) starring Dennis Waterman. For any non UK listeners this was must see tv in the 70's and 80's as everything else was rubbish... apart from Only Fools and Horses which we also use the theme tune for with pride https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only_Fools_and_Horses . In fact the theme tune could be used for Donald Trump's campaign seeing as no decent artist wants their music tied with him. Finally you can email us if you have a niche issue that you need us to help you with here: JTT[at]fuzzydice.co.uk Lastly and this has nothing to do with the podcast at all but we love that a micro pugilist Filipino actor became a huge action star called Weng Weng https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weng_Weng Put his name in YouTube and sit back and enjoy the mayhem and lack of political correctness

After a brief respite from each other Kit and Sands are back on the air doing another sterling job turning life work into life wins. Sands decides to try another angle to hit the US market by using an (allegedly) American accent to help sell the concept to the networks. Kit counters with the Hugh Grant smooth voice to help bring together the transatlantic partnership. Reagan and Gorbachev would be proud considering 50% of that partnership is dead. Also listen out for the poetry interlude about a man's journey through the underground. You will be underwhelmed but warm hearted If you have some life woes and want to contact Kit and Sands to for advice you can email us on jtt@fuzzydice.co.uk

Kit is in L.A. finding himself and while on a beach in Santa Monica speaks to his future self to find his true purpose in life. A small break from Sands is what the doctor ordered. Now you're thinking he is reenacting a scene from Inception https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inception but Kit has truly done a Rod Serling and jumped time and space to interview the only person that loves him. His parents barely make the top 5. This is probably the best self on self timewarp interview you will have heard in your entire life. Can Jonathan Ross achieve this? Can Graham Norton summon the spirit of the future?

Just the Tip Episode 7: The Celebrity Lush Episode After the (non) success of getting either relatively dead or incredibly niche guests on the show we decided to try again. As a replacement to Kit being away for this episode the JTT crew drafted the only man who can relate to the drunk, disorderly and the warrior poets in all of us who have strayed from the narrow path of righteousness If you want a quick injection of knowledge right into the veins Go straight to the wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Bernard If you are too cool for the dumbed down Wiki then go straight to smartsville and read the Independent article https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/obituary-jeffrey-bernard-1237687.html Now, let’s say you actually want to watch the famous play about Mr Bernard starring Peter O’ Toole… well here is the entire thing on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKAth2l6hO4 Also the Just the Tip team have a website that is occasionally updated http://fuzzydice.co.uk

Just the Tip Episode 6: Live and Let Live Not Live As Carlsberg would never say… Probably the most inept podcast ever made. Kit and Sands turn their own life Wins into Life Woes while entertaining some pretty eccentric guests. Who else can get an eclectic list like James Mason, Frankie Howerd (and yes millennials! It is spelled that way), Bob Geldof and Tony Montana from Scarface. A Ribald time is had by all trying to help the helpless. Actually it all falls apart as it always does. Listen. Or don’t listen. I would recommend anything else on iTunes The Show Notes Don’t let the fact that James Mason has been dead since 1984. He was happy to be on our show https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Mason Want to see a website that looks like it hasn’t been updated since 1995? Click the link below to see the god Bob Geldof’s timeworn portal to his wise brain http://www.bobgeldof.com Everyone knows Tony ‘’DA MAN” Montana so check out this amazing Pinterest board https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/320740804683068901/ Also the Just the Tip team have a website that is occasionally updated http://fuzzydice.co.uk

Good things come to those who talk cobblers for a living. It seems like Just the Tip has gone HashTag Nextlevel Join Kit and Sands as they try to unpack their issues turning their own life wins into life woes. Related Links and SHOW NOTES as reference in the podcast www.fuzzydice.co.uk a sporadically updated website where you can see the sketch comedies done by the Fuzzy Dice Team. Also we have posted the podcast links there... talk about META! www.theguardian.com/uk when you have read your 5 free articles of New York Times and Vanity Fair you can toodle over to this site and read their stuff for free. I bet you close the begging for money window don't you? You cheeky monkey https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Saxon The man, the legend who teamed up with Bruce Lee and did plenty of fine films. Why is here here? Why not!! https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/jeremy-kyle-guest-calls-host-20786290 We do not like The Sun so why not link to this? The Mirror! An article about how not to do Self Help shows

The incorrigible and insufferable agony uncles are back with another pointless show turning celebrity life woes into life wins. That's right! the famous need our advice and tips

Yep. Supposedly turning life woes into life wins for the discerning public but just some more mudslinging fromKit and sands.Two people with massive egos. Honestly if you want something more polished just listen too anything on Radio 4