Unload with Madge and Dave

Madge and Dave talk all things Hot Pockets. (Originally from the week of January 24, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss the Superbowl food coma, House of Cards, Kevin Spacey, James Cromwell, Christina Applegate, Rachel Zoe, The Swan, Yoda, Chewbacca, Rex Reed, Melissa McCarthy and Jason Bateman. Plus, new feature Hunch a Bunch, Ben Affleck Got Robbed Again and I Don't Get Blake Lively. Also, bad handshake do overs, no sideboob, people who agree to disagree and why buying lottery tickets with coworkers is a bad idea. Oh, and Madge gets all Nicki Minaj on people. (Week of February 4, 2012)

Madge and Dave discuss the woman who eats couch cushions. (Originally from the week of January 17, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Barbara Walters, Taco Bell, Jason London, Amy Adams, John Kerry's face and Leann Rimes. Plus, Ben Affleck Got Robbed, I Don't Get Nicki Minaj, the Football Minute and Netflix. Also, gross floss, ludicrous woodwind instruments, people who share gum and a listener unload about Burger King's horse meat. Oh, and Madge and Dave audition for their own version of American Idol. (Week of January 28, 2012)

Madge and Dave explain why running, and a slew of other useless sports just plain suck. (Originally from the week of January 15, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Beyonce, The Today Show, Charlie Brown, Star Wars, The Bachelor's one armed girl, Barbara Walters, Manti Teo, Top Gun and J.J. Abrams. Plus, pronouncing Oscar nominee's names, Ben Affleck Got Robbed and another edition of Pop Culture Quiz. Also, Shazam, buffets, old talk show hosts and I Don't Get Marc Anthony. Oh, and Madge remembers the three rules of Gremlins. (Week of January 21, 2012)

Madge and Dave discuss bad food memories and experiences. (Originally from the week of December 27, 2010)

Madge and Dave discuss the podcast love, Diff'rent Strokes, Lance Armstrong, Megan Fox, Julia Stiles, Jodie Foster, American Idol and Howard Stern. Plus, finding heads at the airport, New Feature Midget in a Backpack, I Don't Get Sandra Oh, and we still can't get through Lincoln. Also, people who get sayings wrong, don't use bathroom soap and the infestation of candles. Oh, and Madge channels Miss Piggy. (Week of January 14, 2012)

Madge and Dave discuss how they battled a drug-crazed fugitive. (Originally from the week of January 10, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Monica Potter's Patrick Stewart bald cap, Charlie Sheen, Megan Fox, the People's Choice Awards, Golden Globes and Oscars. Also, Incontinence or Blank, The Boring-est and new feature Ben Affleck Got Robbed. Plus, nudity on TV, I Don't Get Whoopi Goldberg, bullshit shirts and crazy people who think you're friends because you drive the same car. Oh, and Dave speaks sushi. (Week of January 7, 2012)

Madge and Dave unload about alligators, lions and chimpanzees, oh my. (Week of December 17, 2010)

Madge and Dave return from beyond to discuss everything they missed unloading about in 2012.  Such things like Linsday Lohan, Rhianna, Amanda Bynes, Owl City, The Hunger Games and zombies. Also, new feature The Boring-est, I Don't Get Helen Hunt and a listener unload about ear lobe discs. Plus, the uselessness of gymnastics and gym wipers. Oh, and Madge sees spiders. (Week of December 31, 2012)

Madge and Dave obsess over expiration dates. (Originally from December 11, 2010)

Madge and Dave discuss where they've been, when they're coming back and why they were gone. Oh, and Madge lifts us up where we belong. (Week of November 7, 2011)

Madge and Dave give thanks in their own back-handed compliment kind of way. (Originally from November 25, 2010)

Madge and Dave discuss Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Charlie Sheen, The Emmys, Big Brother, Star Wars and the Lion King (again). Also, another edition of Shut Up, I Don't Get Desperate Housewives and why Lost's Matthew Fox is an ass. Plus, why fantasy football is like a ponzi scheme, why Madge hates dumb people and why cats are evil. Oh, and Dave forgets all about the floats. (Week of September 12, 2011)

Madge and Dave decide their own life problems are nothing compared to the ones on soap operas. (Originally from the week of November 15, 2010)

Madge and Dave intervene against the soda can tappers, food blowers, beer defoamers and nose juice rubbers. (Week of September 12, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Reese Witherspoon, Eddie Murphy, Back to the Future, Katie Couric, Sarah Jessica Parker, Oprah, Lady Gaga, Pauly D, Chris Harrison and Nick Swardson. Plus new features Shut Up! and Boring Interview Announcement of the Week. Also, garage sales, schweddy balls, contagious movies, paper cuts, warm nuts and idiotic competitive eating. Oh, and Madge coins the phrase 'treazzzzurrreeee.' (Week of September 5, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss the gross factor of cruise ship vacations. Plus, Madge & Dave remember their first date. (Originally from the week of November 8, 2010)

Madge and Dave ask Tori Spelling to stop showing up on reality shows other than her own. (Week of September 5, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Labor Day, Dancing with the Stars, James Franco, Jada Pinkett Smith, Mel B, Daryl Hannah, the villain from National Treasure and Star Wars. Also, punching bears, fashion trends for men, horrible jobs, bad hurricane names, laminated stuff and candy toppings. Plus features 'Alive or Dead Wilford Brimley Edition' and I Don't Get LeAnn Rimes. Oh, and Madge coins the phrase 'dizazz.' (Week of August 29, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Lindsay Lohan and Madge answers listener questions. (Originally from the week of October 18, 2010)

Madge and Dave speak volumes of interventionism to the ear defilers of the world. (Week of August 29, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss hero Kate Winslet, Kris Jenner, Jim Carrey, Erik Estrada, George Lopez, Will Smith and Cynthia Nixon. Plus, new features 'What the Hell, Words?' and "Incontinence or Frank.' Also, corn nuts, sunflowers, this week's celebrity cell phone conversation and a listener unload from Jessica who is sick of the 'shoulder flirt.' Oh, and Dave eats kidney stones. (Week of August 22, 2011)

Madge and Dave recount the classic, heart-warming story of Buddy the lizard. (Originally from the week of October 11, 2010)

Madge and Dave ask the pseudo celebrity journalists and bloggers to take part in their own intervention. (Week of August 22, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss President Obama, foursquare, Kim Kardashian, Abercrombie and Fitch, Liam Gallagher, Conan the Barbarian and Tom Cruise. Also, Classic Movie Moments, Barely Remembered, I Don't Get Oasis, and Gerard Depardieu's Incontinence Issues. Plus, baguettes, chinese food, turkey, penpals and why learning how to dive is stupid. Oh, and Madge sings off key. (Week of August 15, 2011)

Madge and Dave read a listener unload from Renfro about random restaurant prices and discuss Brett Favre. (Originally from the week of October 4, 2010)

Madge and Dave reserve a chair for the Extreme Seat Savers of the world. (Week of August 15, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss George and Jennifer Lopez, Ashton and Hugh, Bewitched, Dirty Dancing, Ernie and Bert and American Idol. Also, people who ask hypothetical questions, why briefcases are dumb and a listener unload from Steve. Plus, new editions of Incontinence or Blank and I Don't Get Leighton Meester. Oh, and Madge and Dave eat off the floor. (Week of August 8, 2011)

Madge and Dave read a listener unload from Amy about people with bad "putrid" breath. (Originally from the week of September 27, 2010)

Madge and Dave ask Los Angeles non-icon Angelyne to put down the mini-skirt. (Week of August 8, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Bret Ratner, The Oscars, Jersey Shore, private stewardesses, Jerry Lewis, Chris Hansen and Planet of the Apes. Plus, new features Celebrity Haircut News, Underwhelming Celebrity Run-ins and Cereal Chat. Also, I Don't Get Halle Berry's daughter Nahla, cleaning with gas and urinal stickers. Oh, and Madge hates hay rides. (Week of August 1, 2011)

Madge and Dave ask Nic Cage to have a seat and do some overacting in the Intervention chair. (Week of August 1, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Alex Trebek, Jesse James, Frank Darabont, Ian Somerhalder and his leatherback turtles. Also, glow in the dark dogs, family jewels, Big Brother 13 and complaining about Entourage. Plus, features Point Counterpoint, I Don't Get Piers Morgan, a debate on why corn cannot be digested and a Listener Unload from Elizabeth Laime. Oh, and Dave hates 'the Wave.' (Week of July 25, 2011)

Madge and Dave boycott books. (Week of July 25, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Comic-Con, the Dalai Lama, James Franco, Beavis & Butthead, Captain America and Friends with Benfits. Plus, Jesus on a Walmart receipt, our issues with Costco and yet another edition of Incontinence or Blank. Oh, and Madge has her most random call-out evah. (Week of July 18, 2011)

Madge and Dave tell Jonah Hill the secret to being funny. (Week of July 18, 2011)

Madge and Dave announce the winners of cozies, discuss the Unload Tattoo Challenge, Sherwood Schwartz, Emmy nominations, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony and Liza Minnelli. Also, Carmageddon and more overly-dramatic Los Angeles disasters, why revolving doors are lame, amateur hair cutters and clowns. Plus, new editions of Incontinence or BLANK and I Don't Get Orlando Bloom. Oh, and Madge coins the phrase 'Botocalypse.' (Week of July 11, 2011)

Madge and Dave hold an Intervention for themselves and tell listeners how they can win $500. (Week of July 11, 2011)

The 1st Anniversary Show! Madge and Dave discuss one year of shows, give away crap and talk about Elizabeth Hurley, James Spader, Bono and the blind guy, Betty Ford and Big Brother 13. Also, Madge-pressions and I Don't Get Kellan Lutz.  Plus, over anniversary-ers, parking attendants and why does Papa John's keep sending me e-mails. Oh, and Madge gets face surgery. (Week of July 4, 2011)

Madge and Dave ask people to stop drinking and buying. Especially when it comes to puppies. (Week of July 4, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Transformers 3, Big Brother 13, celebrity traffic tweeting, Milla Jovovich, Chris Hansen, Princess Diana of Whales and Tom Hanks. Also, Letters from Madge, Dave calls local establishments to try and get illegal fireworks and Ten Unrealistic Happenings on The Love Boat. Plus, Hello Kitty, air-tight cars, juicy yogurt and why UPS always loses to Fedex. Oh, and Madge sings patriotic songs. (Week of June 27, 2011)

Madge and Dave have a heart to heart with the handkerchiefers of the world in this epic intervention of great proportion. (Week of June 27, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss their one year anniversary show, Transformers 3, Justin Bieber, George Clooney, Fagilyu and Fagili and Carol Burnett. Also, Ten Unrealistic Happenings on The Brady Bunch, I Don't Get Cameron Diaz and imaginary friends. Plus, swerving to miss animals, why writing letters is so tiring and a detailed analysis of whether or not a deaf, dumb and blind kid could play pinball. Oh, and Madge and Dave get all alcoholic. (Week of June 20, 2011)

Madge and Dave throw sorcerer's stones at the Harry Potter monstrosity. (Week of June 20, 2011)

Madge and Dave's 100th episode!  This week, our two favorite clips since the dawn of time, rioting Vancouverians, why Super 8 is not so super, Oscar insanity, pirate-themed home theaters, and the Japanese Poop Burger. Also, I Don't Get Jim Carrey, zombie Costco sample-givers and why The Human Centipede scares Dave.  Plus, why weight loss shows make us hungry. Oh, and Madge says smart things. (Week of June 13, 2011)

Madge and Dave hate whales. Join the club. (Week of June 13, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss politics (sort of), food poisoning, circumcision, Russell Crowe, Ice-T, Alec Baldwin and how Will.i.am keeps forgetting his own lyrics. Plus, Madge Libs, Incontinence or BLANK and I Don't Get Shia LaBeouf. Also, papercuts, half-a-stick-of-gummers, magazine subscription cards and an incoherent listener unload. Oh, and Madge decides to carry a midget in a backpack. (Week of June 6, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss hair gel, Ellen Pompeo, barber biters, Scarlett Johansson and X Men First Class.  Plus, Incontinence or BLANK, I Don't Get Kaley Cuoco, auto nodders, hating toile and a listener unload from a saliva lover. Oh, and Madge and Dave replace a heart with a ham. (Week of May 30, 2011)