Sasquatch Speaks

Sasquatch, an anxious attacher, is in Training Day for boundary setting, which includes activities like truth speaking and scratching out of the void of wrongness via obsessive angst and bloody finger tips (but not feet). Sasquatch also has a decent theory about Sasquatch, eats a Frosty, has been doing some hiking, and in spite of a desire to focus on the family, is still doing it wrong. Happy 'Merica day! Celebrate!!

Sasquatch just woke up in someone else's life and must fix everything. Somehow, whether or not to medicate your child has become a common adulthood rite of passage for parents. As usual, ordinary personal life has been existentially terrifying, more so against the backdrop of American flavored Armageddon. Incremental progress is normal and good. Wisdom: God grant me it, please. 

In Sasquatch's wildest dreams. Limerence is the best discovery since...antibiotics, 'merica, sliced bread, combining peanut butter with anything. Lotsa shame busting this round. And - Guam awareness. My blizzard full grocery cart, left by the bathroom, was still there when I returned with the offspring to claim it 20 min later. If I would have waited in line, after school care would have been long closed, and my children homeless. 

Tidal Squatch. Gratuitous grace and sunshine. The horrible tale of the selfie stick. A day without women? This wave is red, but you should read "Black Wave" by Michelle Tea.

Yo, tribe, dark women vibes. Lions, witches, archetypes. Walk the line to keep the karma stream flowing away from chaos. And cheese, of course, as Don Johnson makes it rain panties always and forever. Spank you for listening.

Sasquatch - on time to pick up kids, but late to the pareidolia party. Let's take a shallow dive into Google's DeepDream - the image generator that converts your grandma into a psychedelic vision with dogs and pagodas. Also, the people's Sasquatch.

Sasquatch fears the reaper and also the warm, flypaper honey of loooove. Let's discuss. A nice, short, tidy, mostly focused episode on being addicted to love. Tonight is a  full moon, an eclipse, a comet, and an extra commute, so why not?

Welp. This is about entropy, and at the same time is evidence of entropy. It has a lot of phallic sounding words, like Moorcock and Weiner. Half-formed ideas kind of fall apart and wander off cliffs. Sasquatch needs your help to order this chaos, tribe. What is my unconscious trying to sort out? Maybe nothing at all. Hit me up at sasquatchspeakstruth at gmail dot com.

But only sometimes. Sasquatch marched. Codependency is bs. What cows are eating these days. Take action like the good American you are, if you are so inclined (and you should be). Don't forget, you can tell me anything at sasquatchspeakstruth at gmail.com. Love and sweet tangy cheeseburgers to you, tribe. And...this is much better than the last drunkish episode, sorry about that.

I’m on a date with the full moon on my porch. Let’s talk about super cows, the angel in my closet, the periphery, and why Nazis keep showing up in my perceptual matrix this week. Also, I’m going to don a flappy pink vagina hat and march on Washington. It’s a bit of a hot mess, and I'm sorry, but go with it. I made it for you, tribe. If you sift thru the bs, you will twinkle.

Ok, I talk about Bigfoot. Just a little, but you should wade through my brain damage and listen. Also, you should watch The OA on Netflix, bc omg. Just do it. James Clear's post on systems v goals is discussed. At the very end. This was recorded during the second half of my hero's journey to purchase a new computer. I was listening to That's Deep Bro, so I stop to talk about it, bc Tribe, she is so right. 

Sasquatch is reading The Soul's Code (with reading glasses, being old, and also single). This is a good podcast, you should listen to it. Resistance and bravery and morality and goals are discussed. Tonight, yer Squatch went to Wendy's and ate a whole #2 in the car and then went home and had some cookies and a whole lot of wine, and I wish I had a smoke right about now. I love you, Tribe, peace and blessings. 

Tired of oversized supermoon pics? Try some Squatch. Like Susan Anderson says, start experiencing every moment of your life with more humbleness and flexibility. Or at least try, we're all in this together. And aliens.

What can you see when you are not afraid to look at your hole? Sasquatch talks emotional bids, obsessive thoughts, rock stars, and a little UFO story.

The Hell Machine, brain fog, quantum entanglement (sort of), the model of pragmatic (sort of) information, floating, usual insecurity, and a parenting fail. It should not be all about me, but it is. The Squatchiest of apologies. Moar notes at sasquatchspeaks.com.

Cat lady Sasquatch, gurus, being grounded in emptiness, and meat flavored water. Mindful parenting, homework tantrums, and a state of un-becoming. Delicious! Show notes at sasquatchspeaks.com. Isn't that easy?

Squatch rolls through the prairie like a tumbleweed, not a dumbleweed. Tune in for your weekly assignments, should you choose to accept them. An earthquake, toilets, souls, life changes, and more.

From me to you, tribe, Squatch's labor of love. Birthed forth from my pie hole - life, labor, and abandonment are discussed. Also great things about the workplace, and the payoffs of pain. Sasquatchspeaks.com is in full (well, partial) effect!

Theeeyrre heeeere... The consequences of your actions, or lack thereof. Tuesday was the terrible-est. Sasquatch discusses, also OPP - other people's podcasts - how awesome has Grimerica been lately? Daayum.

Roll with me, tribe. Let's talk about limits and surrender. Birthdays, religion, marriage, trust, and picking some bs to do in your life. This was recorded a couple weeks ago, what took me so long?! 

So wide, you can't get around it. So low, you can't get under it. So high, you can't get over it. It just is. Sasquatch vs a story line, and Sasquatch the judgy cynic. Show notes at coolnervousmiraclepizzaworld .tumblr.com.

Sasquatch reads moar Momastery - Glennon reminds us there are "forever tries." Also - mindfulness, aphids, humans, bohemians, groves, and planets. Good stuff in the show notes at coolnervousmiraclepizzaworld.tumblr.com.

Sit in it, tribe. "Living with a Wild God" by Barbara Ehrenreich is discussed. Sasquatch is jealous of Barbara's dissociative events. Can the anxious resonance loop be disrupted? And if so, does it help life in general? Let's find out.

Learning to embrace life's many dukkha sandwiches. It's ok, tribe, it's all ok right now, and will continue to be ok. Spiral up and outta this biznitch with your Squatchy. Flow and letting go.

The quicksand of depression.

Thursday, bloody Thursday. Squatch takes a home blood test, it takes a while, so feel free to skip ahead. However - you may miss a reading of "Don't point your avacado at me" from Glennon Doyle Melton's Momastary if you skip. Nick Redfern's book has alien sex in it, so let's talk about that, while commuting Monday morning via pickup truck, hungover from wine and poor parenting. 

Sumerians, wtf with your pine cones, you weirdos.  Sasquatch gets into Rh negative information, starts reading Bloodline of the Gods by Nick Redfern. Also discussed: ancient art-i-facts, the usual self-induced heart palpitations, and getting some confidence.

Sasquatch is boring and needs a new computer. Squatch resolves to be honest and be weird. And to not allocate any F's to dusting the blinds. Peace and love, Tribe. Give me some feedback at sasquatchspeakstruth at gmail.com.

Pigeons, rats, hookers, and runners. Sasquatch runs (most of the way) a half marathon. Also, gets her Bey on. And maybe doesn't explain stuff all the way, because there's a lot of stuff, and the horse does wander. I missed you, Tribe!

It is a moral imperative to take what you are given and share it with the world. Life is too short, tribe. Go move somebody.

Pushing this one out in honor of the purple one. Be creative, don't be heavy. Sasquatch runs, 8 whole miles and lives to tell about it, barely. Squatchy is in the last legs (literally) of first ever half marathon training. Love and light to you, squatchlings. 

Sasquatch, take some action, Jackson! Squatchy got a cattle prod of insight this week. Also, the joy of reading Synchronicity by Dr. Surprise, and listener email with food for thought and helpful advice for dealing with dukkha. Squatch's second float was more thetalicious this time around. Show notes will be posted at coolnervousmiraclepizzaworld.tumblr.com.

Brace yourselves. First there was Nothing, today there is everything. Autism, spiritual transformations, more float biz angst, taking action or not, a dream I had, Sasquatch's friend coming to visit, consciousness, and fear. Not sure that was a decaf. 

Sasquatch floats! AND does her taxes. Glory be. Hear the float story, Squatchlings, as Squatchy gets McDonalds, puts air in her tire, and goes to work. 

Check out these floaters, tribe. Round the bowl they go, quite rapidly. Amends, guilt is a habit, and the explosively charged potential of leaping into something entirely new, Squatchy's one and only small business idea. Also, tell me anything at sasquatchspeaks truth at gmail dot com. Lastly, these show notes can always be found at coolnervousmiraclepizzaworld.tumblr.com.

There's hope for the future! Sasquatch signed up for B-School. A little more Master of the Key because I can't help it. Also: trees, depression, that Druid guy was in my podcast list twice, and Master Gimenez says relax. 

Yeah, tribe, I said for granite, and I meant it. And, I whine a lot this episode about life, anxiety, and the general health of my immortal soul. Also, I read The Key: A True Encounter, and so should you.

Don't ever lose a thumb war with the truth. Squatchy bears witness to the transformative power of love over the weekend, with Iyanla Vanzandt as the high priestess of burning truth. Spiritual paths and the reflective unconscious. Tell me somethin' good/weird/fun/anything at sasquatchspeakstruth at gmail dot com. 

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE, TRIBE. Or is it? Or is it right here, right now? What is it? A know nothing contemplation for your Friday night. To be ingested with a chocolate eclair. 

Dear Aliens,  Do you watch cable tv? Can I text you? Why all the sneaking? Why don't your Jedi mind tricks work very well? Has anyone ever just asked? Squatchy wants to know.  Sasquatch starts reading Mike Clelland's Owl book and immediately has a first ever very undeniable and personal synchro. Psychology, spirituality, perception, and mystery presenting the usual complex tapestry. Thank you Grimerica podcast and Mike Clelland for the inspiration. 

IT'S A RAMBLER, TRIBE. Swiss cheesy brain holes threaten these lovely musings, but GUESS WHO WINS? Squatchy, that's who. Let's all use our big simple animal brains to pick the tastiest crap sandwich out there. Tell me something weird! Sasquatchspeakstruth at gmail.com. Also, why missing persons stay missing. 

Today is a good day to die. Podcast constipation, and an old friend. Epic energy vibes. THE BIZZARD OF 2016 or whatever. The lovely Ferret Cakes joins for story time.

A blog post by the amazing Erica Joy, "The Other Side of Diversity," regarding enculturation, resonates with Squatchy. American Idol, Finding Bigfoot, failure, and the latest DTFH are discussed. It's all hard, tribe, so let's set goals with soul, be here now, and burst forth into the universe and kick some ass. 

With the grace of a drunk T-Rex, Sasquatch runs toward the danger. 2016 is in full swing, yo. Sasquatch had a dog, and would like to write her a letter. A short "Happier With Gretchen Rubin" rumination. Also, what hard looks like (don't get any ideas, pervs). And, crows. 

Sasquatch returns! Elbowing her way through Christmas break and the flu to match your Tiger Crane with her Eagle Claw. Review of the Desire Map planner, black eyed kids are scary, Elizabeth Gilbert is the bomb, and Balls Bluff Battlefield Regional Park. Also, the Squatch resolutions for 2016 are overcomplicated. Less Thinky, More Doo-ey.

There's got to be a scientific explanation for all of this. Sasquatch gets excited about portals again, wants to dedicate career to MUFON for a hot minute. More relevant to general life and reality, Sasquatch feels guilty about the whole Guideposts thing and being a grown slacker. And also eating bacon. Head over to coolnervousmiraclepizzaworld.tumblr.com for some magical show notes. Don't just talk to yerselves, start a discussion, squatchlings!

It's not about you, Sasquatch.  Paranoia, codependency, Hunt for the Skinwalker, my dad calls, Guideposts, and some Henna how-to. Peep show notes at coolnervousmiraclepizzaworld.tumblr.com, because tribe, you deserve show notes. 

Sasquatch isn't done talking about the portal story. Sasquatch got sucked right down into a vortex of weird this weekend, but is so over it. Have a cheese danish, relax, and meditate on the paranormal with your Squatchy.

Sasquatch is chock full o'weird goodness, filled to the brim, but also late to the Sasquatch Portal story party. Late to lots of parties, actually. Squatch's reaction to that fascinating tale, thanks to the discovery of the BoA podcast. AGAIN with the Whitley Strieber. Will it ever end? I hope not. The Wild, compassion, entropy, and a productive week. All anchored by a blog post by Red Pill Junkie. Happy weekend, tribe!

Vacation, all I ever wanted. Sasquatch has a Thanksgiving brain staycation rich with delights, including Montage of Heck, the Tom Petty Takeover, The Martian, and Christmas exploding inside of Wal-Mart. Also, discussion of perv Terry Richardson, and not so pervy Barcode guy, Brent Spicer. This podcast was recorded during LAUNDRY and crappy ERRANDS.

Tribe, don't be passengers in your own lives. Sasquatch continues the Cat Magic meditation while trying to take the wheel in her own life. Death, resurrection, and getting pissed at Oprah. Also...LADIES, you MUST podcast. It's a moral imperative. Squatchy gives ya some how to.