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Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2022 5:30

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain原文Chapter VIII: The TreasureTom went into the dark tunnel.He saw alight and heard a noise."Who is looking for us?" he thought.Suddenly he saw a hand with a candle.Then he saw a man. It was Injun Joe!Tom was terribly scared.But it was dark and Injun Joe did not see Tom.Injun Joe went away quickly.Tom returned to Becky but he did not tell her about Injun Joe.She was very weak.It was Tuesday and in St Petersburg everyone was worried.Where were Tom and Becky?Many people from the village went to the cave and looked for them.But they could not find them.Mrs Thatcher became very ill and Aunt Polly's hair became white.Then on Tuesday night there was a lot of noise in the streets of St Petersburg."They're here! Becky and Tom are here!" cried the people happily.No one went to sleep that night.Everyone listened to Tom's story about his adventure in the cave."We were lost for along time. We were hungry and scared.Then remembered the string in my pocket.I used the long string to help me. I went down many tunnels.And I always returned to Becky because I followed the string.Then I found another entrance to the cave.It was very small and it was near the river."Tom and Becky were happy but very tired and hungry.Becky stayed in bed for many days because she was weak.Tom stayed in bed for a few days too.Sometime after the adventure in the cave, Tom went to visit Becky.Mr Thatcher asked Tom, "Do you want to go to the cave again?""Oh, I'm not afraid of the cave," said Tom."Well, nobody is going into the cave again. There are big doors in front of the entrance now. And I have the keys," said Mr Thatcher."What!" Tom's face became white."Is something wrong, Tom?" asked Mr Thatcher."Injun Joe's in the cave!" cried Tom.Many men from St Petersburg went to the cave and opened the big doors.They found Injun Joe on the ground. He was dead.After Injun Joe's funeral Tom went to see Huck."Now that Injun Joe's dead, we'll never find the money," said Huck sadly."Listen, Huck," said Tom, "I know where the money is" "Really?" asked Huck with big eyes."The money is in the cave! I saw Injun Joe in the cave. Why was he in the cave? Because he took the money there," said Tom."Say it again, Tom," said Huck."The money's in the cave and we can take it.""But we'll get lost in the cave," said Huck."No, we won't. I've got candles and a long string. Let's go and get a boat!" said Tom.They took a small boat and went down the Mississippi River to McDougal's Cave."Look, Huck, here's the other entrance," said Tom."It's very small," said Huck.Tom and Huck went into the cave.They were careful and used the long string to help them.Tom suddenly stopped and said, "I saw Injun Joe here." "His ghost is probably here too," said Huck, "Let's go now!""His ghost isn't here. It's probably at the other entrance.""Well, alright. But let's hurry," said Huck.Tom looked around slowly and then cried, "Look, here's the cross!"There was a black cross on the wall of the cave."You're right! It's the cross!" said Huck. "Let's dig under the cross."They dug and dug. Finally they found a small room.There was a small bed, some old candles and a few bottles.And there was the treasure box!They opened it and saw the gold and silver coins."We're rich, Tom, we're rich! cried Huck, "This is wonderful!""I always knew it!" said Tom, "Now let's take our treasure and leave."They followed the long string and were soon out of the cave.The two boys took their treasure to Aunt Polly's house.A lot of people in St Petersburg saw the boys and the treasure.They followed them to Aunt Polly's house.Aunt Polly was surprised to see the boys and all the people."Tom, what's in that old box?" she asked.Tom opened the treasure box.Everyone was amazed.They looked at all the silver and gold coins.There was $12,000!Tom told his long story about Injun Joe and the treasure.It was a great story and the people listened with their eyes wide open.Now Tom and Huck were rich and famous in St Petersburg!

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英文名著分集阅读马克·吐温《汤姆索亚历险记》 part7

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2022 5:34

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain原文Chapter VII: McDougal's CaveIt was Becky Thatcher's birthday on Saturday and all of Becky's friends were happy and excited."I'm having a big picnic near the river," said Becky to Tom, "After the picnic we can visit McDougal's Cave.""It'll be great fun!" said Tom. He liked Becky a lot.On Saturday morning a big boat took Becky, Tom and their friends down the river.There were no mothers and fathers, but a few boys and girls were eighteen years old.There were a lot of good things to eat and everyone ate, played and had fun.After the picnic the children went to visit McDougal's Cave.Everybody had candles because it was dark inside the cave.Some children were afraid but they all went in.Caves are exciting and mysterious.McDougal's Cave was very, very big.It had hundreds of tunnels, rooms and secret passages.No one knew all of them.The children played and ran in the tunnels and in the rooms.But they always played near the entrance.They did not want to get lost.Tom and Becky wanted to find an ew tunnel.They walked and walked and soon they were alone.Where were the other children? They were lost!In the evening the other children returned to the boat.They laughed and talked, but they were very tired.They did not see that Tom and Becky were not there.The boat took them back to St Petersburg.Huck saw the boat but he did not know about the picnic.The mothers of St Petersburg did not like him.They never invited him to birthday picnics.But tonight Huck was not interested in birthday picnics.He was interested in Injun Joe's treasure.He hid behind a tree and watched an old house."Injun Joe's in that old house," he thought, "I'll stay here and wait. When he comes out I'll follow him and I'll find the treasure."It was late and very dark.Soon two men came out.It was Injun Joe and his friend.Huck followed them quietly."They're going to Widow Douglas's house," thought Huck, "But why?"Suddenly the two men stopped.Injun Joe said, "Many years ago Widow Douglas's husband was very cruel to me. Now I want to hurt the widow. I want to cut her face, her nose and her ears. And you must help me.""Oh, please don't kill her," said his friend. Injun Joe laughed.Huck heard this and wanted to run away.But he remembered that Widow Douglas was kind to him."I must help her," thought Huck, "These men want to kill the poor old woman!"Huck ran quickly to Bill Welsh's house. "Mr Welsh, help, help!"Mr Welsh opened the door. "Mr Welsh, please help me! Two men want to kill Widow Douglas!"Mr Welsh and his sons took their rifles.They ran to the widow's house.Suddenly there was a loud shot.Injun Joe and his friend escaped, but the widow was not hurt.The next morning Huck returned to see Mr Welsh."You're a courageous boy, Huck," said Mr Welsh, "You saved the widow's life. The two men escaped but we'll find them. Sit down and have breakfast with us!"Huck was happy because he saved the widow's life. And now he had new friends, Mr Welsh and his family.That morning all the people of St Petersburg knew about Tom and Becky and they were very worried. Where were they?Tom and Becky were lost in McDougal's Cave.They did not know what to do. Theywere both afraid.Tom took Becky's hand. They walked and walked.Tom wanted to find the entrance of the cave, but he couldn't.Tom and Becky entered a big room with a lot of black bats.It was terrible. The bats flew over their heads and when Tom and Becky ran away the bats followed them.Finally the bats went away.Becky looked at Tom and said, "Tom, where are we?""I don't know, Becky."They continued walking in the dark tunnels.They were both tired and hungry. Becky started crying."No one will ever find us, Tom. There are too many tunnels and rooms. Oh, we're going to die here!""We'll get out of this cave, Becky, you'll see," said Tom.They ate their last piece of cake.Soon their last candle went out. Everything was dark.What time was it? What day was it? They didn't know.They were tired and slept.When they woke up they were very hungry. Suddenly, Tom heard a noise."Listen, Becky! Did you hear a noise? Someone is looking for us!Becky looked at Tom and smiled. "I'm going to see. You stay here, Becky!" said Tom.

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英文名著分集阅读马克·吐温《汤姆索亚历险记》 part6

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2022 4:02

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain原文Chapter VI: The Haunted HouseEvery young boy wants to find a treasure. And Tom did too.One hot summer day he told Huck about his idea."Where can we look for a treasure?" asked Huck happily."Robbers put treasure under old trees or in old houses. We can start digging under the old tree on Cardiff Hill. Come on! Let's go!"The boys went to Cardiff Hill and started digging.It was a hot day and they dug for a few hours."There's nothing under this tree," said Huck."I'm hot and tired," said Tom, "Let's go to the haunted house. Nobody lives there.""But haunted houses have ghosts," said Huck."Ghosts only come out at night. It's daytime now," said Tom."Well, alright," said Huck.They went to the haunted house. It was an old, lonely place.There was silence all around.They were both afraid of this strange place.They entered quietly and looked around.Everything was old and broken. No one lived there.They looked in all the rooms downstairs and upstairs.But there was no treasure and there were no ghosts.Tom and Huck were upstairs. "Sh!" said Tom."What is it? Do you hear ghosts?" whispered Huck."No! Don't move!" said Tom, "Let's sit down on the floor."There were holes in the floor and they could see the rooms downstairs."Oh, no!' whispered Tom, "There are two men downstairs."One was an old Spanish man with long, white hair and a big hat.The other man was small and wore dirty clothes."Let's listen to them," whispered Tom.The two men sat on the floor."It's hot in here and I'm tired," said the old Spanish man.When the boys heard his voice they were terrified, "That's Injun Joe!" whispered Huck.The boys' faces became white."What are we going to do with the $650 in silver coins? That was a good robbery!" said the small, dirty man."Let's take about $30 with us now and hide the bag here. We can come back to get it soon," said Injun Joe.The small, dirty man moved a big stone in the fireplace and pulled out a bag.He took some money from the bag.Injun Joe started digging near the fireplace with his knife.Tom and Huck watched with excitement.There was a real treasure downstairs!Six hundred dollars was a wonderful treasure for two young boys!Suddenly Injun Joe stopped digging."There's something here! I think it's a box," he said.He found an old box and opened it."It's money!" cried Injun Joe, "Look! There are lots of gold coins!"The two men looked at the coins and smiled.The box was full of gold coins!Tom and Huck smiled too."This is the treasure of the old Murrel family - now it's ours!" said Injun Joe."Where can we hide this gold?" asked the small man, "Can we put it back under the stone?""Yes," said Injun Joe, "No, no! The stone isn't a good place. Someone may find it. Let's put it under the cross tonight."When it was dark outside the two men took the silver and gold away.Tom and Huck did not follow them because they were afraid of Injun Joe.But they wanted to find "the cross" and the treasure.Where was "the cross"?

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英文名著分集阅读马克·吐温《汤姆索亚历险记》 part5

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 3:11

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain词汇提示1.trial 审判原文Chapter V: The TrialSome weeks later it was time for Muff Potter's trial.Everyone in the village talked about it. Tom and Huck were worried."Huck, did you tell anyone about - that?" asked Tom. "About what?" answered Huck."You know what," said Tom."Oh, of course not," said Huck."Poor old Muff. I'm very sorry for him. People say he's a killer. But it's not true. And they'll hang him!" said Tom."I'm sorry for Muff too. But we can't tell anyone about Injun Joe," said Huck, "Poor Muff is a kind man. Once he gave me half a fish.""And once he helped me with my kite," said Tom, "I want to help him.""Let's go to the jail and take him something to eat," said Huck.They went to the small jail and they saw Muff.He was happy to see them."No one remembers old Muff any more.But you're my friends and you remember me.Thank you, boys!" said Muff smiling.Now Tom felt terrible. He was worried about the trial.He could not sleep at night.Everyone in the village went to Muff Potter's trial.Muff looked old, tired and unhappy.Injun Joe was at the trial too.During the trial there were many questions and answers.All the answers were against old Muff.Then the lawyer said, "Call Thomas Sawyer!"Everyone was surprised and looked at Tom.Why did the lawyer call Tom Sawyer?"Thomas Sawyer, where were you on June 17 at midnight?"Tom looked quickly at Injun Joe.He waited a few moments and then said, "I was in the graveyard.""Were you near Hoss Williams's grave?" asked the lawyer."Yes, sir," said Tom."Why were you there?" asked the lawyer."I went there to see ghosts, with a – a dead cat."Everyone laughed."What did you see in the graveyard? Tell us what happened," said the lawyer.Tom told his story and the people of St Petersburg listened to him.They were very surprised.".….and then Muff Potter fell to the ground and Injun Joe took Muff's knife and - "Tom suddenly heard a very loud noise.Injun Joe jumped out of the window and disappeared!Tom became the hero of St Petersburg.He saved Muff Potter's life.Tom's days were happy but his nights were not.At night he had terrible dreams about Injun Joe.The days passed and no one could find Injun Joe.

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英文名著分级阅读level1 汤姆·索亚历险记 part4

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2022 6:53

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain词汇提示1.sheriff 警长2.jail 监狱3.pirate 海盗4.raft 木筏5.funeral 葬礼原文Chapter four：Jackson's IslandThe next day everyone knew about poor Dr Robinson.The sheriff found Muff Potter's knife near the body of the doctor.He put Muff in St Petersburg's small jail.Tom and Huck looked at each other."We saw Injun Joe kill the doctor," said Torn, "Muff didn't kill him. Poor Muff!""I know," said Huck, "But we mustn't say anything. Remember, Injun Joe is dangerous - very dangerous.I'm sorry for Muff Potter, too."The two boys were afraid."We must keep this secret," said Tom sadly.Tom could not forget.At night he had bad dreams about Injun Joe and Muff Potter.He kept the terrible secret but he was very unhappy.Aunt Polly was worried about him.She gave him a lot of different medicines.But Tom did not feel better.He was unhappy at school too.Becky Thatcher didn't talk to him anymore."No one loves me," thought Tom, "What a horrible life!"It was now summer and there was no more school.Tom and his friend Joe Harper went to sit by the Mississippi River.They fished, talked and looked at the boats.One day Tom said, "Let's go do something exciting!""OK!" said Joe, "But where can we go and what can we do?""Let's run away! We can go and live on Jackson's Island. We can be pirates. A pirate's life is exciting," said Tom.Jackson's Island was a small island in the Mississippi River.It was about three miles south of St Petersburg.No one lived on the island."Huckleberry Finn can come with us too," said Tom, "Remember, Joe, don't you're your mother, father or anyone about our adventure. Go home and bring some food. We'll meet here at midnight."Tom and Joe were excited. At midnight the three boys met on the river.Tom brought some meat to eat.Joe brought some bread and Huck brought a frying pan.They found a small raft and they went down the river to Jackson's Island.When they arrived on the island, they made a fire and cooked some meat."This is fun!" said Joe."We're free and we can do everything we want!" said Tom."What do pirates do?" asked Huck."They go on ships and take the money. Then they go to an island and hide it in a secret place," said Tom.The three boys were happy and slept under the stars.The next morning, they went swimming in the river.Then they went fishing.They cooked the fish on the fire and ate it.It was delicious.After breakfast they walked around the island and went swimming again.In the afternoon they sat around the fire and ate some meat.Suddenly Tom said, "Can you hear a strange noise? Listen!""What is it?" asked Joe."Let's go and see," said Huck.They ran to the river.They saw a steamboat and a lot of small boats near it."Every boat from St Petersburg is out on the river," said Joe, "What's happening?""They're looking for a dead body," said Huck, "The same thing happened last summer when Bill Turner fell into the river and drowned."The three boys felt like heroes and laughed."The people of St Petersburg are looking for us. They're talking about us. We're famous!" said Tom happily.This was an exciting adventure for Tom, Huck and Joe! They felt like real pirates on Jackson's island.The boats and the steamboat went away.The boys went fishing again and had fish for dinner.Then they slept under the stars.But Tom could not sleep.The next morning, he wasn't there."Where's Tom?" asked Joe. "I don't know," said Huck.After a few minutes Huck said, "Look! Tom's swimming in the river. He's coming to the island."Tom told them his story."Last night I couldn't sleep. I thought about Aunt Polly. So I went home but no one saw me. I saw Aunt Polly and your mother, Joe. Poor Aunt Polly cried a lot. And your mother was very sad too. Everyone thinks we're dead. I heard some interesting things.""What did you hear?" asked Huck."Well, there will be a funeral for us on Sunday at the church," said Tom.Huck andJoe looked at him with big eyes. "And now I have a great idea. Listen - "Tom told Huck and Joe his great idea.They liked it and laughed.Sunday was the day of the funeral.There were no happy faces in St Petersburg.Everyone in the village was in the small church.Aunt Polly, Sid, Mary and Joe Harper's family were all dressed in black.The Reverend said many kind words about the three boys.The boys' families cried and cried.Becky Thatcher cried.Everyone cried a lot.Suddenly there was a noise at the church door.The Reverend looked up and stopped speaking.Everyone in the church turned around and looked.Their mouths opened.The three dead boys slowly walked into the church.Tom was first, then Joe and then Huck.There was great silence for a moment.Then Aunt Polly, Mary and Joe's mother ran to the boys.They kissed Tom and Joe.Aunt Polly cried and then she laughed. Poor Huck did not know what to do.No one kissed him.He started moving away but Tom stopped him."Aunt Polly, it's not right. Somebody must be happy to see Huck," said Tom. "Oh, you're right Tom!" cried Aunt Polly and she kissed Huck.Tom was very proud of his great idea.Then the Reverend said, "Let us sing and be happy!"Everybody sang and laughed.It was a very happy day.

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英文名著分级阅读level1 汤姆·索亚历险记 part3

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 4:34

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain词汇提示1.confused 困惑2.terrified 恐惧原文Chapter III: The Graveyard"Ghosts!" said Huck, "I can see ghosts! They're coming here. I'm really scared!""Can ghosts see us?" asked Tom."Ghosts can see everything," answered Huck, "Oh, why did I come here?""Don't be afraid. We must be very quiet," said Tom.The three ghosts moved quietly in the graveyard.They came close to Tom and Huck."Tom!" whispered Huck, "They're not ghosts. They're humans. One of them is Muff Potter.""You're right. And there's Injun Joe and Dr Robinson. But why are they here?" said Tom."They're grave robbers. They want to rob a grave. The doctor wants a dead body," said Huck."But why?" asked Tom."He cuts bodies and studies them. My father told me about Dr Robinson," said Huck.The three men were at Hoss Williams's grave. Injun Joe and Muff Potter started digging.Soon the grave was open.They found the dead body and pulled it out of the ground."Well, doctor, do you want us to take the body to your house?" said Muff, "You must give us five dollars.""What!" said Dr Robinson angrily, "I paid you this morning. I'm not giving you moremoney!""I want more money, Doctor," said Injun Joe, "Five years ago I came to your father's house. I asked you for something to eat. You gave me nothing. I still remember that. Now you must give me more money."Injun Joe took the doctor's arm and the doctor hit him. Injun Joe fell to the ground."Don't hit my friend!" cried Muff Potter.Muff and Dr Robinson started fighting.Everything happened very quickly.Dr Robinson hit Muff Potter on the head.Muff fell to the ground.Injun Joe took Muff's knife.He saw Muff on the ground and he killed Dr Robinson with the knife. The doctor fell on top of Muff and covered him with blood.Injun Joe looked at the two men on the ground.First he robbed the dead doctor.Then he put the bloody knife into Muff's right hand.A few minutes passed and Muff moved a little and opened his eyes.He pushed the doctor's body away.He looked at the knife in his hand."What - what happened, Joe?" he asked slowly.Injun Joe said, "Something very bad, Muff. Why did you kill him?""I didn't kill him!" said Muff. He was very confused, "I drank too much whisky last night. I don't remember anything! Tell me, Joe. What happened?""You fought with the doctor. He hit you on the head and you fell to the ground. Then you got up, took your knife and killed him," said Injun Joe."I don't understand, Joe. I never fight with a knife. I didn't want to kill Dr Robinson.He was young and he had a future. Oh, this is terrible! It was the whisky," cried Muff, "Joe, don't tell anyone, please.""I won't tell anyone, Muff. But now you must leave this graveyard quickly. Go!" said Injun Joe."Thank you, Joe," said Muff, "You're a friend."Muff Potter ran away and Injun Joe watched him.Then he carefully put Muff's knife near the doctor's body and left the graveyard.Tom and Huck were terrified.It was a terrible scene.They silently moved away from the trees.Then they ran out of the graveyard and back to the village.They arrived at an old house and decided to hide there."What are we going to do?" asked Tom, "We saw everything. Injun Joe killed the doctor.""What can we do? We can't tell anyone," said Huck, "Injun Joe is dangerous. I'mafraid of him. Do you want a knife in your heart?""I'm afraid of Injun Joe, too," said Tom, "You're right, we can't tell anyone about Injun Joe.""Promise not to tell anyone!" said Huck. "I promise," said Tom.

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The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer Chapter 33, 34, and 35

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2022 34:25

Chapter Thirty-three - A party rushes down to the cave, unlocks the door, and finds Injun Joe starved to death inside. He evidently has eaten the few bats he could catch, used every candle stump he could find, and made a cup out of rock and placed it under a dripping stalactite to catch a spoonful of water a day. Chapter Thirty-Four - Tom tells them not to worry. Sid comes in and informs them that the party is being given in honor of the Welshman, Mr. Jones, and his sons, and that Mr. Jones plans to surprise everyone by announcing that Huck was the real hero. Chapter Thirty-Five - Tom and Huck's discovery of buried treasure changes the entire village. Everyone seeks out old haunted houses and digs in vain for buried treasure. The Widow Douglas invests Huck's money at 6 percent, and Aunt Polly has Judge Thatcher do the same for Tom. Read by John Greenman

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The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer Chapter 31 and 32

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2022 23:52

Chapter Thirty-One - After escaping the bats, they realize how far from the others they are and decide to go back, but they cannot go the way they came, as the bats are blocking it. Tom chooses another passage to follow, and, after a while, they realize they are completely lost. Chapter Thirty-Two - From Huck, Tom learns of the wild night on the widow's property and that the body of the stranger turned up in the river—presumably he drowned while trying to escape. The death of Injun Joe's companion confirms Joe's status as a complete outsider. Read by John Greenman

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The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer Chapter 30

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2022 17:38

Chapter Thirty - Huck describes how he followed the intruders the previous night. He tries not to mention the treasure, but eventually he describes the deaf and mute man's speech and so has to admit that the Spaniard is actually Injun Joe. Read by John Greenman

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The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer Chapter 27 and 28

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2022 12:07

Chapter Twenty-Seven - Tom visits the first tavern and learns that a lawyer occupies room number two. In the second tavern, room number two remains locked all the time. The tavern-keeper's son claims that no one ever enters or leaves the room except at night. Chapter Twenty-Eight - Tom slips inside, and Huck waits for him. Suddenly Tom rushes by, shouting for them to run. Neither stops until he reaches the other end of the village, where Tom recounts that he found the door unlocked and Injun Joe asleep on the floor, surrounded by whiskey bottles. Read by John Greenman

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The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer Chapter 24 and 25

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2022 15:17

Chapter Twenty-Four - The town forgives Muff Potter, and he is treated as nicely as he was mistreated before. Tom is a hero once again. Tom is happy with the attention, but at night is very afraid of the revenge Injun Joe will take on him. Chapter Twenty-Five - Tom decides he wants to go look for buried treasure. So he hunts up Huck and tells him all about his plan. Read by John Greenman

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The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer Chapter 21, 22, and 23

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 32:16

Chapter Twenty-One - Mr. Dobbins harshness is a product of his desire to build up his reputation by pushing his students to better performance. He desires the admiration of the crowd, and he is willing to hurt others to try to get what he wants. Chapter Twenty-Two - Tom joins the cadets not because he believes in their moral stand but because he likes how being a part of the group makes him look. While, for Tom, this is literal -- he likes their outfits. Chapter Twenty-Three - The murder trial finally begins. They all agree that Injun Joe would kill them, so they continue to help Potter in small ways, bringing him tobacco and matches. Read by John Greenman

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The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer Chapter 11 and 12

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2022 19:39

Chapter Eleven - Some townspeople discover the doctor's corpse in the graveyard, along with Potter's knife. A crowd gathers in the cemetery, as Potter himself appears. To Tom, Huck, and Potter's shock, Injun Joe describes how Potter committed the crime. Chapter Twelve - Aunt Polly discovers what Tom has done, but she begins to realize that “what was cruelty to a cat might be cruelty to a boy, too,” and sends him off to school without penalty. Becky returns to school that morning, but she has contempt for Tom. Read by John Greenman

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The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer Chapter 9 and 10

Soundscapes by Here With the Magic

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2022 24:14

Chapter Nine - Tom sneaks out of bed and goes to the graveyard with Huck. They hide a few feet from the fresh grave of Hoss Williams and wait for devils to appear. After a while, three figures approach the grave. The boys believe with horrified delight that these are the devils, but they turn out to be three adults from the town carrying out a midnight mission of their own. Chapter Ten - Terrified, Tom and Huck flee the graveyard. They stop at an abandoned cottage. They agree not to tell what they've seen for fear Injun Joe will kill them. They sign a pledge of secrecy in blood and bury it. Read by John Greenman

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A Rainy Day on Tom Sawyer Island

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 57:57

Soundscapes: A Rainy Day on Tom Sawyer Island Follow along with the show notes below! Want More Here With The Magic? Visit The Website: https://herewiththemagic.com Watch Here: https://www.youtube.com/HereWithTheMagic Watch the companion video to this podcast Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3BUvKpcjQU Connect on Social Media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/herewiththemagic Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/herewiththemagic/ ----- (2:48) Along the serene Rivers of America and nestled on the grassy banks, there is an island hidden in the heart of the marshy wilderness. Most who explore the tumbleweed town of Frontierland on the opposite shore spare little more than a glance for the landscape beyond, but we who have known its Magic head for the docks at the edge of Thunder Mesa, eager to board a raft headed for the outskirts of Tom Sawyer Island. There is something spiritual, a palpable shift that happens when we board our river raft and leave the mainland of the Magic Kingdom behind. It is a sense of intentional departure…a quest! We are embarking on an adventure into the sovereign state of childhood daydreams, where boundless imaginations and inexhaustible summer afternoons meant uninhibited exploration. It is a place where we are invited to remember what it felt like to wonder so expansively, to wander so freely and fearlessly, creating worlds far more rich with possibility than the ones we inhabited. Arriving at Huck's Landing, we find ourselves standing on an unassuming wooden dock overlooking the sprawling Kingdom beyond. Suddenly, in a place where every detail has not been contrived for us, our imaginations whir into action, imposing context and stirring memories to fill in these very deliberate gaps. (6:36) Winding pathways and lush, overgrown trees entice our curiosity, and even the steady rainfall could not squelch that delight so reminiscent of youth. Jump in a puddle - we dare you! It's good for the soul. Around Here, a rainy day only adds to the mystery and excitement, and we have a feeling we're about to encounter plenty of both. (8:30) Named for the man who penned the tales of Tom Sawyer and his friends, Fort Langhorne pays tribute to Samuel Longhorn Clemens, more popularly recognized by his pen name: Mark Twain. A fortress accessible only by suspension bridge, Fort Langhorne holds surprises around every corner. (15:06) Inside the fort, we spot a horse barn and stables, complete with groomers keeping the animals snug and dry inside. But we who are fearless in the face of danger (and puddles) climb to the top of Fort Langhorne, scouting our trail from the lookout points and wending our way back down through the secret escape tunnel. On our way back and halfway across Superstition Bridge, we are met by breathtaking views of the Magic Kingdom. Here, we catch a glimpse of how far we've traveled, castaways onto the island of eternal youth. (29:00) Back on the main island, it seems that Tom and Huck have anticipated the arrival of kindred explorers, and have put up some very helpful sign posts to direct us this way and that. “Barrel Bridge,” “Tom and Hucks Way,” and “The Other Way” leave a lot to the imagination, but as we're guests on the imaginative playground of those two characters, it seems only fitting that we follow their sound advice. Plus, finding a quiet moment to take in a beautiful view is always our inclination, so off to the Barrel Bridge we go! (30:55) A waterside pathway along the Rivers of America, a vista of still more captivating views of Liberty Square and Frontierland stretches out before us. Jutting out into the water and creating the illusion that we are held between one world and the next, this is perhaps the most serene spot in the entire park. We are neither a part of the scene nor disconnected from it. We are simply Here, held in a suspension of disbelief, a suspension of time and reality that engulfs us so entirely in the moment, we might remain for hours or even days without losing a single second. (31:09) As if more tranquility could not be contained in a single space, we stumble upon a waterfall trickling down a hillside, a sort of creek flowing in cadence with the rain, an entrancing sort of elemental rhythm to slow our pace and give us pause. We hear the distant echo of the Liberty Belle setting sail for its sightseeing voyage, and not for the first time today, the image of a life spent blissfully in this riverbank paradise flickers across our minds like a sepia-toned memory of a reality that never was. (34:00) It is this moment, more than our arrival or any we have experienced so far, which sets the tone for the rest of our journey. It is through this lens, a sort of extended release joy, through which we watch the delighted explorers wending their way through Scavenger's Fort, their wonder enlivened with every new discovery and winding wooden trail. It is Here, in this mindfulness, that we watch an Ibis rest serenely at the edge of the creek, not wanting or worrying for anything at all. Who'd have thought that Here, on this playground inspired by Mark Twain's exuberant imagination, we would find incontrovertible peace. Magic, some might call it. (38:34) And speaking of Magic, perhaps the most spellbinding space we'll encounter on this island is not for the faint of heart (nor the helplessly claustrophobic). Old Scratch's Mystery Mine is a feat of engineering, optical illusion, and a place only an imagination sustained by youth could conjure. At the dark and ominous entrance to the cavern, Tom Sawyer himself has left us a note, advising that we “keep a sharp eye out” and “dont stop for nuthin” as we call upon our courage and wander inside. Along narrow pathways we meander, our curiosity quelling any apprehension. (39:15) Up ahead, we spy a waterfall which seems to have spared no thought for such concepts us “gravity,” streaming ever upward and catching the light of dozens of glittering jewels waiting to be mined. A dazzling treasure, to be sure, but not the most priceless one we've found on our excursion to Tom Sawyer Island. Our minds retreating to what other quiet moments of joy our journey might have in store, we find reprieve from the cave's confinement in the wide open space outside and the refreshing rainfall still falling all around us. (41:19) Potter's Mill stands sentinel on the edge of the Rivers of America, charming and quaint and beautifully preserved in time. Home to several songbirds who undoubtedly have found a haven in the rafters from the “some no good” who scared them away from the grist mill nearby. (44:40) All at once retrieved from our reverie by the unmistakable clickety-clack of a runaway mine train and the even more recognizable screams of mingled fear and delight, we give way once more to that unguarded inquisition, and set off in pursuit of one last, daring adventure. (46:57) Spelunking through the Cave of the mysteriously elusive “Injun Joe,” we find a hideout sporting a fascination of fossils embedded into stone walls, which jut out and reach toward the ceiling in the oddest formations that almost resemble...faces? An eerie whistle of wind creeps through the cavern, and a bridge over a bottomless pit seems the only way through, the most bracing test of our courage thus far. Though, some satirical jungle cruise skippers might speculate that the return to civilization is far more foreboding. (49:47) And so we pluck up our courage for that great feat, and head back out into the drizzle, which seems to have lightened during our cave exploration. Harper's Mill seems to thrive on a more pervasive deluge, its water wheel churning around and around the grist mill in ceaseless earnest, collecting what it can from the low, gray clouds. A quintessential scene of the old, deep south, this scene calls to mind sprawling front porches and slow harmonica serenades. We can picture ourselves rocking away until the stars scatter the countryside sky, sipping sweet tea and listening to the childhood tales of generations. And as the Liberty Belle churns along the Rivers of America, sightseers enamored by the quaint little island they'll only ever know from afar, we wear the secret of this place like a smile. Suddenly, the idea of leaving this place is not met with fretful hesitation. It's not truly goodbye, after all, but “see you real soon.” (51:00) Like a farewell to a lifelong friend, not unlike what Tom and Huck might exchange at summer's end, we know we'll meet again someday. When that day comes, we'll pick up right where we left off (and maybe, finally, finish whitewashing that fence). For now, we've got a blissful afternoon full of memories to see us through, a wonderland of wandering to embark upon in our imagination. In the story that unfolds in every orifice of Tom Sawyer Island, we have found a place held for us in each chapter. For those of us who seek Magic in the mundane…this is our escape to Neverland, our quiet moment of suspension and joy.

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The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Chapters 33, 34, 35, and 36

Stories Come to Life

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2020 41:55

Welcome to Stories Come to Life. This is episode 12, book one, and I am your host, Kathryn Lopez Luker.There are still some important questions to answer in this book: Will Tom and Becky ever be found in the cave? Whatever happened to the treasure, and Injun Joe? And will Huckleberry Finn ever have a warm and comfortable place to sleep? To find out, sit back, relax, and listen to this story come to life.

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Leaves of Glen Reads: 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' by Mark Twain: Chapter 28 - 30

Nuzzle House audiobooks

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2020 51:41

The kids keep an eye on the “spaniard” and “Injun Joe” for a few days then Becky Thatcher comes back! So Tom pretty much forgets about the murderer and the gold to go hit on her. A big party is planned and Huck and Becky wind up missing- which kind of takes the shine off the fact that Huck saved a woman’s life.Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-adventures-of-tom-sawyer-original-and-uncensored/9781074561192Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

Leaves of Glen Reads: 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' by Mark Twain: Chapter 9 & 10

Nuzzle House audiobooks

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 40:01

Racial Stereotypes abound in chapter 9 as ‘Injun Joe’ kills a man. And as Tom and Huck are on the run, they still manages to drop the n-word. And Tom’s fiancé breaks it off.Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-adventures-of-tom-sawyer-original-and-uncensored/9781074561192Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

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Episode 352 – The CHAZ, News, Events, and More

IT in the D

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 120:15

And we are good to go. What is going on? Welcome to episode 352 of the IT in the D show. We are broadcasting live. Bob, can we let’s do one real quick guys. We’re not doing anything scary. This week. Fred Brown is not allowed near this broadcast. I am not staying up until one in the morning. Having conversations with freaked out people. Again, we are broadcasting live from the podcast. He trade autonomous zone here in beautiful betray, Michigan, probably sales guy that the Twitter is doing. The Twitter is find us online@itinthed.com. I don’t know why, because we are it in the D and you still are not even with a pandemic going on. You’re still planting a garden by putting top soil over a grass with styrofoam Cox. It’s a Turrell what’s going on. This is world. This is the world we live in. Are they just doing things to humor me right now? I say, dude, we are in season four of whatever show that we’re all on. And the writers are all trying to get fired so they can move on to better projects. And they’re just making shit up. As they go along. The park is sitting on their hands, trying to release this Chaz episode. They have to, Oh, they are dying. Hey, before we do that, let me go ahead and fire. When ready are you firing? When ready? Now you can carry on. I can’t dude, just watching what’s going on in Seattle. I can’t stop laughing. It’s like, this is a human South park episode. Come to life. This is the onion and Babylon be in the cell park. All had a baby. And do that now, like bikers, like, did anything happen with the bikers that were going out there today? I didn’t know if it was, I don’t like talking about this stuff. I don’t know if it’s real or not. Cause you’re like blinkers are on route and I’m like, Oh, I want to see this. This is like a put paper view on man. This is solved the nationals who doesn’t want to see that? Oh, that would be amazing. I’m not going to lie. You haven’t figured out what’s going on. It’s like there, they be like occupied as six block territory of Seattle and they, and to go against the injustices of the world, they’ve done the same thing. The U S does by building. The very first thing they did was built a wall with checkpoints and our guards fight the power. Apparently there’s some rogue, independent rapper with his entourage. It’s like beating the shit out of why isn’t this a movie like you wouldn’t pay 20 bucks a day to watch the cameras in there. We are living that’s that’s the dude, whoever created black mirror, season six, the fully immersive experience is just a goddamn genius. Like that’s, that’s the only thing I that’s the only way I describe what the hell is going on right now. Mark Burnett. You cancel cops. You don’t give me chance. Come on. Like Howard, do there’s gotta be life. I actually, now that you said that there’s gotta be live feed somewhere. Like there has to be, no, they don’t like there. I was watching something from Steven Crowder and it’s like some guy who was like, Oh, he’s on the scene. Um, and they, like, they took him and beat the shit out of him in and interrogation tent and wanted to see his film. Cause they thought he was a conservative pundit. Um, so there’s like actually 10 and I don’t know if they’re full of shit or not, or making stuff up. You know what I mean? Like, that’d be a 10 ton homo Bay. That’s the thing with these tweets. Like you don’t know if they’re like, like when, when the tweak you wanted to date to, they ran out of food. Cause the homeless people storm the tent. Well, and then you’ve got Fox news using, um, conflated images where they’re like they’re Photoshopping multiple images together to try to paint the situation is worse than it really is. So that’s not helping. So I don’t know what’s going on. I mean basically what the guy said was, uh, well, yeah. Then you also have MSNBC saying, well it’s a street fair. And like, basically it’s not a street fair. I mean they took over sitting on the police station. Well, they didn’t take over city hall. They did. They did take over the police station that the cops pulled out of. Um, yeah, I do that. That’s literally one of those stories that I like, I don’t know what to make of it. Like I, like, I want a movie I will. And you know, dude, Netflix and Hulu are probably both offering just giant bags of money right now to whoever to get film crews in there, you know, to, to get the inside scoop and get a documentary rolling like they did with fire festival. Um, it’s I it’s, it does. I mean like, like if you look at like some posts, it seems like it’s like, I haven’t seen anything like that since a grateful dead concert. And then you look at some posts and it’s like mad max. Like I don’t, I don’t know which to buy into. My favorite line I saw was it was like, it was like a Lollapalooza 92. Those kids finally had kids and they’re there and they grew up hearing all the stories and decided to go ahead and do it. Nice. It’s so stupid. Like, it really was like, like after like day four and they’re like, what are we doing now? I dunno, got any pot what’s going on? And then it’s like burning man. Like all the burning man, people at night. And what are you going to do when you run out of stuff? Because now you’ve got no, cause now you’ve got all the truckers that are saying, I ain’t going in. There are those gardens real. They can’t be real. It’s like, did you see it? And it’s like an eight foot by eight foot. It’s like, they just dumped like six bags on the grass, like playing in it. Like it’s going to be my garden, man. The Brando plant’s grave. Anyway, straps cameras on people like, seriously, you want to, you want to make money? It’s like the George Carlin bit like the mass murders, the square States. Yeah. You fence off all the square States and yeah, Seattle colon Chaz would be the number one show on all of us law and order Chaz rapper ever. I see Wiz Khalifa or whatever. They’ll think Rapper’s name. And it took over the town. All, I don’t see do it. I got nothing. He’s like the judge and they bring everybody in front of him and he’s taking him to Detroit or whatever. I don’t even know where the, you know, I can’t say I don’t mean, I honestly don’t mean to laugh because the, this whole thing was, was built on good intention. I think, I think I want to think not to bring it back to reality, but like there was like, things are starting to happen. Change is starting to happen. And like, but now the ban hammer has gotten a little crazy. I think, um, now you want to cancel cops, which did get canceled and then you cancel live PD and then, and then like, is, did pop patrol get canceled or no, they were, people were lobbying for it, but there’s no. All right. It’s one of those. No, no, no, that people weren’t. It was like two persons were two people on Twitter and it became a Buzzfeed article. Yeah. And then everyone, now everyone talks about, they wanted to ban puppet show, but like, do you like cops was the wa like, I guess I’m wrong. Cops was the one show that I sent will be on until the end of time, because you’ll never have a shortage of dumb people. And apparently I get, I don’t get my fix. No. And like, I understand. So like live PD apparently had an issue where they did film a really, really bad situation. Um, and you know, but like, and, and it is, I mean, I, I understand some of the sentiment, but like now they’re coming after like law and order and they’re coming after, you know, those franchises and that kind of stuff, because they say they, they glorify the police and okay. Anybody who’s ever watched law and order knows that’s not true. I mean, you’ve had cops with drug issues. You’ve had cops, you know, that have been raped. You’ve had cops that have been kicked off the force. You’ve had, you know, DA’s that have been, you know, killed. You’ve had, I mean, it’s, it, it, no, that’s, that’s not what that show is. Like. I think that’s gone with the wind and they have to dump Andy Griffith show. Now, like how far back we go on with this? Well, and so, you know, and we’ve kinda, you know, somewhat joked about this before, but I mean, it’s, it is kind of a real thing. So, you know, Amazon’s talking about pulling the Dukes of hazard, but yet the Jefferson’s is still on the air with George calling everybody honky, you know, so, I mean, is it, you, it it’s, you know, it’s, again, it’s looking for balance. That was the goddamn state flag and, uh, up until, well, how many years ago? Oh, Georgia. Yeah. Yes. Remember that one car that they got all pissy about or like, um, that was the state flag down in those years. Uh, so what do you, what do you, how far are you going to go with this? You know, well, and it’s, you know, and I get it and, and I think a lot of people, you know, like I was talking about it with like, you know, the Christopher Columbus statue getting pulled down and a lot of the, and a lot of the Confederate statues coming down and that kind of stuff. And he’s like, Oh, it’s a racing history. No, it’s not like the history is still there. It’s erasing a monument to dumb shit. Like, like why do you have a statue of a Confederate general in your town center? Here’s a good years ago. It’s on part of obviously lots of the German community. And all of them are talking about how the differences are between keeping Auschwitz up as a Memorial versus bringing, like having generally on a statue. Right. One is to remind people of the atrocities that occurred. They are not, shearing are heralding. There’s nothing to that. Right. Where I think the difference is a lot of these Confederate statues is, um, that they’re, that people view them as heroes. Correct. They’re there, you’re not, you know, the, the, the things that Amish fits in well, and there’s a difference between like an Auschwitz or like the Gettysburg cemetery or, you know, something like that. I don’t see any German statues of Heinrich Himmler. Exactly. Yeah. There’s yeah. Like there’s, yeah. There’s no statues to Himmler or Hitler or anything like that floating around. Um, you know, it’s, it is, I mean, it’s, you know, you look back and you, and especially when you realize that, I mean, the quote, unquote Confederacy only lasted just barely five years. Like it wasn’t like a long period of time in history when that succession happened and it got shut down, you know, like how did it be like, like anyway and not to get to, to go, no. How did they, like from it became state flags. And then all of a sudden it became like the cry of the rednecks. And it became certainly the reality is, I mean, you know, a lot of things are NASCAR and do it in the South. Like, so like I grew up in Virginia and, and, and things are taught like the civil war is not the civil war in the South. It’s the war of Northern aggression in schools. Um, and there are different names for battlefields that are, you know, that are taught, uh, and that kind of stuff. I mean, it, it really is a huge thing. And cause even though the Confederacy itself only lasted five years, what people tend to, I think romanticize is the, I guess for lack of a, for the first word that comes to mind is the antebellum, you know, lifestyle, you know, the, the gentlemen and like the good parts have gone with the wind minus, you know, the slavery and beatings and lynchings and killings and all that stuff. That was like my favorite book. What about all the good things Hitler, right? Yeah. You had the trains. It was great. Uh, but I mean, but no, I mean it’s the, the sad reality is, is people, you know, people romanticized certain facets of that era and, and it became a Confederate pride thing. Uh, and, and so that’s why, you know, the dude that like the South will rise again. You’ll still see that, you know, if, if you drive around, you know, we’re like, I don’t understand people in say Michigan flying them. Cause Michigan, wasn’t a Confederate state and you’ve lived here your whole life and you’ve got a Confederate flag. Nah, you’re just a redneck racist. That’s all. That is a, I mean, you got a lot of people that like their families, like their dads or their grandpas came from the South. Like I remember, um, I remember when Bubba passed and that was like part of his Memorial and that was what four or five years ago. And I joked back then and I go, everyone take a picture and I would go, Oh, no, you were like, no, no, no, no, no. I’m not having my picture taken in front of them. Nobody. I mean, it’s, it’s real. And I mean, it’s, you know, and, and so the, it it’s weird. I mean, I can’t say that I fully understand it. I mean, I grew up around that a little bit. Um, and I have friends that, you know, that were deeply entrenched in it. Um, but it, it never made sense to me. I mean, that’s why I love the, you know, everybody’s worried about, you know, the, you know, they’re not, you know, they’re not doing this and NASCAR, they’re not doing that. And NASCAR. Yeah. Don’t worry. The, uh, the real Confederate flag will still fly in that final lap when they’re waving the white flag for the final lap notification. I mean, that was the funny thing. It’s like, I don’t even watch NASCAR enough to know that that was a thing. So like they’re banning and I’m like, I didn’t know. They were even there so well, so, and it dude, and honestly, so there’s, there’s like something to keep in mind and it’s, and it’s a real powerful message that’s going to right. And we’re going around right now is that of all of the sports NASCAR has come out, banned the Confederate flag, fired a driver for using the N word when yelling at somebody and has, and has, and again has taken all these steps. No, do that. Yes. We had to Google who you were. Oh, that one guy. Yes. No, that was absolutely real. I don’t think so. I looked for it and couldn’t find it. It was so, I mean, that was a guy here that he had been yeah. Had never won a race and yet it was a total idiot. Yeah. But well, but he wasn’t the one, he wasn’t the one that got he, wasn’t the one that got fired. He’s the one that just quit and nobody cared because, well, you’ve never done anything. Um, but no, it’s like, they’ve, they’ve gone out of their way. That’s NASCAR, like the most redneck easiest, like Southern entrenched sport in the nation. What are you doing? NFL NBA, NHL, you know, like it’s, you know, if they can take such a hard line stance on this, where the hell are you during all This ever seen? I don’t, I don’t know. I’ve never been to a game down at NFL game down South. I couldn’t imagine maybe tailgating, but it’s not part of the, see the problem with NASCAR is the fans are in the S in the middle. I’ve heard of the game, like when you’re tailgating or not part of the game in the NFL. Right. So I think maybe that’s, you know, gotcha. Then the tailgating is all done in private property. So it’s, you can’t really mandate anything, you know, you can’t, you’re not going to let flags in the arena and there’s none in the arena. So, I mean, that’s kinda, um, but kind of on a, on an it front, a lot of people are already complaining about it. Not knowing what’s going on. If you haven’t read, uh, it’s on digital attack, map.com, but the U S is under a huge DDLs attack right now. And like 15 major cell carriers, um, are all kind of went poopy. Um, the problem is when you went to that, um, when I sent you that map, David starts at like 2014. So you get a fast forward, Like when you click play. Yeah. So like U S is getting slammed right now. Um, pretty much every major Carrier now is reporting huge outages, sell, sell, even with Verizon’s little press release. I thought that was cute. No, no, no. Everybody other carriers are reporting outages, but not us, but no. I’ve seen people with Verizon that are reporting issues. So I had a friend that called the T-Mobile store and what they told him was that they tried to fire up their five G network and things went haywire and that it would take like two weeks to straighten out. Which one would you want your store telling people that I would obviously turn it back off, turn it back off. That’s where I learned from it. You roll that back from production. I learned that from, I learned what was going on from brick. 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So of course, one of the guys, he’s our, he’s our peer storage engineer. He’s like, what the hell? He’s like 34. He’s like, what the hell is that? Like, it’s flash Gordon. He goes, I don’t know what that means. So I started dropping YouTube clips and they’re like, this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen it. I’ve got this huge semantic argument about how flash Gordon is one of the greatest movies ever. And he tried to tell me no. And he think he, I think he knows he’s getting me fired up. Right. It’s easy to do. But, um, I think, uh, I think I got one of my hands. Will you, uh, you, you hated joker. I didn’t hate it. I just said it sucked. And so, okay. So here’s my issues with it. So if you haven’t seen joker tune out for a minute or two, cause we’re going to get a little deep, um, here’s my problem. It was essentially the series finale of st. Elsewhere, uh, as directed by M night Shyamalan. Uh, and it wasn’t complete. It was completely predictable. As soon as the scene happened with the girl down the hall, not knowing who the hell he was. I knew exactly how that movie was ending. And I’ve had, I even said to myself, please, God, let this not be how they’re going to end this movie and sure as shit, that’s how they ended the movie like that. Like that entire movie, essentially being a dream sequence, um, kiss my ass like that. And this is what this, yeah, it was, and this is why DC sucks. And this is why DC, To me, it was American psycho ending where you didn’t know if, you know, he was in prison, then got moved over to Arkham and he did all that shit. Or if he dreamed it all up, like while he was going, like, you know what I mean? To me, that’s how it that’s the ending. It wasn’t necessarily, the whole entire thing was a dream sequence. It was interpreted like it could be, or it couldn’t have been, it could have been real, or it could have, could have been in his head or all, you know, to me it was American psycho. I knew that’s why I loved it. No, sorry. I know that ending can only lead in my opinion to the conclusion that the entire thing was in his head. Um, you know, just whether it’s the, the interactions with the girl that weren’t there, or, you know, like the other stuff that didn’t have. I mean, it’s, it’s, there’s just, no, that is not what that movie should have been. And, and especially after like I did, I liked dude, I thought Aquaman was a great flick. Um, I thought, you know, when Roman was a little long, but it was a good flick. Um, I have high hopes for wonder woman, 84 kind of redeeming it mostly cause I’m looking forward to the soundtrack. Um, but you know, and, and Shizam was good. And, you know, dude, you can’t take a character that has had such buildup like the joker, you know, whether it, you know, from, you know, Nicholson to, you know, Heath ledger and all that stuff and do that to that character. No, like, I, I, that was such a waste of a movie that was a bigger waste of a movie than suicide squad. I, that was, that was terrible. I’m not going to watch it because they just introduced a major renovation of the joker and then completely ignored it. This new joker isn’t related to any other DC movie they have out, there you go. What’s the point. Like I just watched Aqua man this weekend and I thought it was too cliche. Well, how do you think this? How was this joke or not related to any joke or they showed it was Batman origin, Which Batman? I don’t know the, was it the Well, so there’s the no, so Robert Pattinson, Batman. Yeah. Well, and that’s the thing, you know, cause he had, did show, you know, the well, but again, Is it because that was all in his head? Well, I mean, does it or see here’s that’s me. I thought he got thrown into prison when he was, you know, during that whole riot, after the right things, he got thrown into prison and then, you know, so some of it was in his, like, as he was progressing, some of it was in his head. Some of it was, but so how can The riot thing have happened if none of the predicate things were real? Because if not, It wasn’t, I dunno, it was hopping in and out. Yeah. Sorry. I thought it was pretty awesome. It was an awesome watch. And again, if you watch it, like I do with wrestling now, like watch it, like you’re a 12 year old, like granted his, a deeper twelve-year-old, but you know what I mean? I just did. I, did I enjoy it? I enjoyed it for being a different story. Like it wasn’t what I expected at all, which was another reason why I liked it. Um, I don’t know. Well, that’s a totally, like I had heard, like I heard it was dark and I heard it, you know, a lot, you know, in, in, you know, it was a lot of mental stuff and, and that kind of thing, but I still didn’t do it. I didn’t have any expectations walking into it other than God. I hope this is a good movie. Um, And I’m sorry. I think here’s the thing. Like we watched, you know, me and you are entertained by two different things, like right. You watch law and order and pay attention. Um, I watch wrestling and go and burp, like, you know what I mean? Like we, we watched TV and movies for two different reasons. I enjoy, you know, dumb and dumber 73 times, Dude, I’m a dude. I love brain candy. Like I, you know, I’m, I, you know, dude, I’m all about you. My, my taste in TV and movies is not that different than my taste in music. I, I love bubblegum pop, like give me, you know, did I, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched looser for, or, you know, or I’ve watched, you know, any of the other, you know, dumb shows that are out there. Cause I’m going back and watching those instead of watching anything new. Cause I don’t have faith in anything new. Um, but it’s, I, yeah, like I said, I mean just for me, Like from, if you look at it as if you look at it as America, like I looked at it as a parallel for American psycho, like literally you did like what Patrick Bateman, did he really think he was this assassin? Or was he killing people? And no one believed him because he was as wall street, hot shot. Like, you know what I mean? Like, like it, but like in his head he’s killing people while he’s going about his job as a hedge fund manager. Right. That’s kind of what I, that’s kind of what joker was to meet in parallel almost, almost like they ripped off the same story. See, and to me it was a two hour plus version of the five, second vignettes inside of true lies when Arnold Schwarzenegger would have those very vivid dreams of like punching Chet in the face and that kind of stuff. Like it was basically that for two plus hours and, and no shit forever and he’ll, he will always be chat. Um, but no, so I mean, yeah, so like I said, I’m, I hard, hard, hard pass. Um, and, and okay. So, and speaking, cause I did, I watched it cause it was on HBO. I just, when I thought I had the whole HBO go HBO now, HBO, max, HBO, Osho, HBO, like I thought I had that all figured out, you know, they changed everything again. And I want, I do, I want whoever is in charge of this shit. I want them on this show and I want them on this show when we are back in the studio so I can break distancing guidelines and slap them. No, I, I, I want a Jeff Haas slap. They, um, my, of course you get my kid hooked on loony tunes and then I can’t log into max anymore. Why not? They were pretty funny now it’s $15 a month, but I thought, okay, so again, so here’s free for infinity subscribers. Right. And I have HBO and it’s not now and now it’s not. Okay. So it was, it was supposed to be so like maybe I did something wrong because was so yeah. Cause so HBO go is now going and, and, and being replaced with HBO. Max HBO now is staying as like the add on for like Hulu users and people that are Amazon prime members that just want to get it that way. But I thought the whole point was HBO go basically was transitioning into HBO max, where if you had the subscription, it was just going to go ahead and carry forward. You know what the people, uh, I think the same salespeople that are working on COVID with the news or working on HBO. Oh shit. They can’t explain shit. Master good master bad master. Good master, bad master. Good master, bad master. Good. Okay. Speaking of which, we talked about, my one concert got canceled entirely, which I’m sad about my other one got moved to April next year. Um, did you see what the flaming lips are doing? I thought that was hilarious. That was, that was amazing. I thought it was the onion again and it’s not, um, they’re basically they’re performing. I mean, wasn’t it, the daily show that showed it Cole bear area. Um, there there’s basically four. Like it’s all I swear to God boy in the bubble with John, Travolta’s becoming modern, modern art. You can buy it. So I’ve, I’ve actually thought about buying those giant hamster balls. Like you can buy them off Amazon and I’ve legit thought about buying them just to have a couple in the pool. Um, and see what hilarious, when they’re sitting in these things, don’t you fall on your ass? Like they’re not stable. Like no. And you have to be very careful when you walk, because that’s the thing is like, once you start stepping forward, then your back foot starts getting lifted up. And it’s, it’s a whole, like I’m looking at the picture and the crowd there’s like, they allowed like 12 people in a crowd that can fit a thousand. Cause they got these goddamned bubbles in on. And like you can’t move. Where do you pee? Like nice shout, shout out to Ian who just said, forget it. Just rename everything HB know. And again, like what happens if the guy’s on stage and he’s singing, then he wants a bottle of sip of water and he’s got a key. Like he can’t do nothing. You’re stuck in his goddamn John Travolta dude. I don’t even, yeah. I don’t even know, although horrible, although where you’re probably gonna want. One of those is if you’re planning on going to Jami Neuner, cause apparently they’ve said to hell with everything we’re having Javi Nooner anyway, shabby, Nooner, if you’ve never, that’s the biggest cesspool of, I remember the good old days when the worst thing you were worried about catching a job, Nooner was, you know, crabs. There’s nothing worse than going out into the, into like four foot of water. And there’s like 15 dudes with their arms crossed, just staring at you and you all know and you know, they’re all paying every, not a minimum. Cause like no one goes out like to waste deeper water for no reason. And they all come out there, like The kind of conversation you continue to shop. So yeah. So, uh, so not, not that it’s been real high on my social calendar, uh, for the past, you know, I don’t know decade anyway. Uh, but yeah, hard, hard pass on, on Javi Nooner for me again. Yeah. So in some, uh, in some Detroit news, um, what’s going on with project Greenlight, that was kind of a, I thought that was a successful project. It is. Uh, so, and we’ve talked about it on the show before where the, one of the issues with any facial recognition system in general, and this is why you’ve seen, uh, like Microsoft and IBM have both announced, they’re getting out of facial recognition technology. Um, one of the issues is the enormously high rate of false positives, uh, when it comes to people of color. Like, so basically if you’re white, you’re going to be all right when it comes to facial recognition software, um, if you are not, it is as high as I believe, a 70% false positive rate, uh, using facial recognition. Oh, absolutely. So the entire point of it is so it’s, it’s all, you know, and we’ve all seen him if you’ve been downtown, you know, if there’s a green light out front, they’ve got security cameras and stuff that are hooked into the central police department. And so, and this was, and again, we’ve talked about this on the show before the big complaint about it was the use of facial recognition technology. Um, and when are they using it and how are they using it? And, and, and that kind of stuff, because, you know, essentially if it’s on 24 seven, then you’re constantly under surveillance and, you know, the, the DPD came out and said, no, we only turn it on. You know, we only turn it on when it, you know, we get an alert from, um, you know, one of the participating business owners that there’s been a crime and then we activate it and everybody kind of went yeah, right on. So, but this, to your point, this, this whole conversation comes this whole conversation Project Greenlight is that it’s paid a play. Like Sure, you can have security if the police will respond to you, you know, if you pay. Right. So, but so to your point, uh, the reason why he brought this up and the reason why it was on our story list this week is, uh, so the, uh, you know, the protesters, uh, the organizers of the protests and stuff downtown, you know, sat down and met, uh, and had a meeting with, you know, the powers that be, uh, and I believe number two, uh, on their list of demands was get rid of project Greenlight. And a lot of business owners have come out and said, uh, no, uh, because you know, it has helped them increase safety. It has helped them, you know, make their customers feel more safe and help their customers feel more secure and help their employees feel more safe and secure. Um, and so they want it to continue. Uh, so I mean, it’s, it’s going to be an interesting situation to see how that shakes out. Well, you know, my feelings on this crap when it first started, right. I’m like new. Um, and then it gets implemented and then the business owners are like, okay, Hey, you know, what’s the number 23%. Um, crime is down at their establishments. And some of, some of those places go through absolute health, um, trying to serve the public. So, I mean, um, so part of me is like, you know, you know, how do you know it’s not one of those things, how does democracy diet with thunderous applause, right? We’re not, I don’t think we’re there yet having private cameras, private group, private it’s private businesses, far as I’m concerned, it’s surveillance at private business. So I’m, I’m completely fine with that. What are, you know, um, I mean, if you think about it, it is a Very small step beyond us having nest cams in our studios and calling nine one one, if something happens and turning over the footage, it is, it is simply one step further where you have that connection with the police department to be able to instantly transmit them stuff and give them access to your, you know, to that feed and that kind of stuff, because it’s, you know, cameras under their control. Um, so I mean, I, I get it and, but I do, I mean, I, like I said, with the enormously high, false positive rate, I understand the concerns about it. I absolutely do, you know, in a city, you know, depending on which stat you want to listen to 80 to 83% African American, um, you know, it’s, that’s a problem like that. You know, that that’s a huge, I mean, that puts a lot of people at risk, especially in this day and age, That was always the problem. Like, uh, when they had the, uh, the blinking, uh, w with cameras, with like Asians, there was always, there was an issue. It always seems like some of the, so always something with these technologies is always an issue with some someone’s ethnicity. Right. Whether it was that, you know, do you remember that? Or no. Yes. Uh, and then, you know, like, yeah, the facial recognition thing, like, you know, that, yeah. I think that’s the crux, that’s the crux of this whole entire thing is, you know, he matches the description to the use so loosely. Right. Um, which, which, you know, And just for what it’s worth, uh, shout out to, uh, Greg Walters, he’s watching, um, and he had commented that there were plenty of live streams. And I said, Hey, we’d love to see a few links. And so he’s actually throwing links in, into the chat on this video, if you want to catch him later. Yeah, I totally will. Um, so you know what, uh, my favorite, you know, I think this is, uh, if this was Chinese new year, I think 2020 should be the year of the glory hole. I think we should promote that. I think we should make t-shirts. Um, I think this should be a no. So here’s the, this is the, this is how weird this year has gotten, um, the New York city department of health. Um, that’s the best tweet by the way, uh, the New York city department of health encouraging Gloria hosels, not on my 2020 bingo apocalypse bingo card. Nope, absolutely. Was not. Um, and I want to read this for beta, because I think this is hysterical. Um, this is from the department of health. This is not from like Metro to, this is not the onion. This is not even, it’s not even like the Metro times or like New York post or some rag, right. This is a big New York city department of health. Um, make it a little kinky, be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact. So in essence, a glory hole and a that’s supposed to kill COVID Randy. Um, your thoughts, it’s not going to kill COVID, it’s going to prevent the spread of prevent. Is it though? Did you hear what you hear? What they’re saying? What I’m saying, it’s not going to prevent it. How is it going to prevent it? So I can’t, I can do this in your mouth, but I can’t coffin it. See you’re safe. Hooray. I mean, it is trans, uh, transmitted by respiratory fluids. So if you’re not breathing in breathing out this whole thing this whole year is it’s a throwaway year. It’s so Stupid. Well, and, uh, and keep in mind if you pay attention to the latest conspiracy theorists, the world’s might be the world might be ending on Thursday. Uh, cause apparently they read the, the, the Mayan calendar interpretation. Uh, apparently there’s a thing with the changeover from, uh, to the Gregorian calendar and you add it last AIDS law basically lost eight days a year. And so you add up that number of years and basically the mine, the December 12th, 20, or December 12th, 2012 is now Thursday. Awesome. I’ll see you on the other side. Um, speaking of New York, this is actually newer post and this is a problem going on right now without bars and restaurants and public places being open. Um, there’s no place to take a piss in New York. And so now people are just whipping it out other than the streets and then peeing everywhere. Um, you know, the basically there’s drink windows selling to go cocktails all over the city. Right. Which is fine. But now where do I make PP? And there’s, there’s nowhere to go. Um, basically those as the story says, coworker saw some guy just coming down the street and pulling his pants down to pee. And she was like, nah, not here, man. They actually quoted that as an actual quote, brilliant journalism these days at the New York post. Um, but that’s been an uptake on the street. Most people, um, like go in a corner or I’ve like friends opened their jacket to cover them up. Um, like basically there’s, uh, you know, I mean, back in the day there was to say, you know, bathrooms are for public or customers only right now. They don’t even have them anyway. Well, yeah, cause they’ve got them locked, but well, cause, and that’s the thing, like, I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention to like all the regulations are coming that are coming out, you know, or that came out for like, you know, bars and restaurants opening. Um, I’ve got two friends that own tattoo shops, a tattoo and piercing shops. And dude like the regulations that came out for them are just absolutely overbearingly, insane. Like I understand what they’re trying to do, but you know, I understand why a lot of places are going, nah, we’re not opening yet new. I could See, I could see for a tattoo parlor. Right. But I like a bar has got almost be as clean as like a fricking surgical Florida hospital. Like it’s this stuff that they’re making them is So over and above Well, or let’s be real, the stuff that they’re supposed to be doing. Like, you know, I was talking to a mutual friend of ours cause I don’t wanna put him on blast, but a mutual friend of ours worked a shift on Saturday. Um, you know, and he, you know, basically said, you know, it was a slow, uh, B even when it got busy, um, you know, people weren’t tipping at well at all. Um, he had at least one walkout on a tab, uh, and he said at one point the door guy looked at him and said, Hey, I’m just going to start letting people in without mass. Cause I just turned away seven people and he was like, Oh hell no, you’re not like, no, no don’t do that. Like, that’s the point of see the thing I don’t get as you walk in with a mask and then you instantly take it off. Well, no, you can take it off. No. So that’s, that’s again, you’re allowed to take it off while you are seated. If you like get up to go to the bathroom, you’re supposed to put it back on. If you’re it it’s exactly. And we, and they wonder, and they wonder why, why, why, why we getting like really like, I can have it off here, but not there. Yeah. And you know, if you’re up and walking around, you are more likely to come in contact with other people outside of your party. Um, and that’s what they’re trying to do is, is, you know, basically limit contact, you know, and it’s, it’s like I said, you know, one of the reasons why, you know, the studio openings got delayed, um, was cause I’ve got, uh, those no touch, uh, you know, infrared thermometers on order and they got delayed. Um, and now they’re going to be here on a Wednesday and I mean, cards on table. I’m not going to lie. That is, I truly believe that that is far more of a touchy feely PR move than it is anything else. Because I mean, you don’t have to have a temperature. I mean, you can be completely asymptomatic and still have it. You can have a temperature, like you can just naturally burn hot and it’s not an issue you could have just like a normal cold and have a fever and it’s not Corona. Um, so I mean, there’s, there’s a lot of, but you know, but heaven forbid we don’t have that in the studios and somebody hops on, you know, Facebook or Twitter or Instagram poke is truly, isn’t doing anything to protect people. Cause you know, that’ll happen. That that’ll be the next thing that happens. That was, that was the thing I was making fun of people at work today. They started installing hockey glass between tables. Like, you know how we sit at like six foot tables, right? Like Ikea tables. And there’s just hockey glass between the tables, what the chairs are. There’s no separation between the people in the chair. So that was like us going to a hockey game. Are you banging on the glass and like chanting at the other people like imagine like glasses on the table, but you can, you can literally put your arm out and touch the person next to you. Right. So of course the guys that are like, they should have their own podcasts. They’re hysterical. I listened to them all day and I’m like, Oh nice hockey glass. I’m helping because they know, right. They’re like, Oh yeah, look, I can just touch Them. You know? Um, well, and that’s the thing. I mean, it’s, I, you know, it’s kinda like the whole Chaz thing. Like I want to believe that all of these rules and regulations are coming from a good place, but it’s just not entirely logical. It, it, to me, it’s just screams of, I don’t want to be public. I don’t want to be on a public freakout video on YouTube and you know, because I am helping, you know, I got my crocheted mascot and Alyssa Milano look, look at me, I’m doing my part. Like it’s, it’s, it’s, I’m doing my part. Are you, we get to become Starship troopers. Like literally this is, this whole year has been like one dystopian movie gone to hell. Oh for sure. Well and contributing to it. I mean, here’s the other downside, you know, especially, you know, with, with so many issues and everything else that people are dealing with over the last three months. Um, you know, so you’ve got the Michigan unemployment agency that’s dealing with, you know, originally they had flagged, I believe they said 340,000 accounts, uh, that is now up to 400,000, uh, that they flagged for being fraudulent and issued stop payments on. And I’ve seen like a lot of friends that are saying that their accounts are one of those ones that are flagged and there’s no, like there’s no way to get in contact with them. Like you’re still on hold forever. You’re still, you know, you can’t get through to somebody to actually like make this go away. And you know, and some people have had it like there for like weeks now. And I mean, and that’s, that’s a huge issue if like, if that’s your only, like, if that’s your lifeline right now, you’re screwed. Yeah, no, it’s good. You know, you’re exactly right. Again. Uh, I, I can’t, you know, I can’t imagine like, here’s the thing, you, you, you have a complete spectrum of people, half of them going, I don’t give a shit and the other half going protect me, save me, public shame, everyone things. Right. And there’s, there’s really, there’s not much, I don’t know. I don’t want to say I’m in between. I’m kind of in between about it. When I go out, I’m safe. I don’t go out that much, but when I do I’m safe. And then for the most part, I’m keeping myself and, you know, um, you know, but I’m not shaming anyone. If I see someone at the store, I’m not going to be like Nicky chill, I’m pulling out my phone and I’m going to post it Well. So, and actually, so there’s a good question. And I was hanging out with the, uh, the tales from the bar side curlier, um, and Remi had gone out, uh, he went out to a bar, uh, this weekend, um, and Lauren is kind of in the same boat I am or like, no, I’m cool. I’m going to wait. So like, you know, yeah. I mean, like I’ve noticed, you know, you’ve been out and checked in at a couple places on Facebook. Like, so what was like, what was the trigger for you that said, Hey, and, and you said you were, you know, you were traveling with, you know, bow and mags. Like, what was the, what was the trigger for you that said, okay, I’m feeling comfortable and safe enough that I’m going to go hit a couple of places That wasn’t a restaurant. That was a takeout window. Oh, okay. I eat my car. Oh, okay. Yeah. There’s picnic tables. It was Doug’s di it was duck delight. And that, uh, that Italian beef stand. Oh, didn’t you didn’t you hit second Base. I did. Okay. Um, yeah, just, you know, And how, like, I’m just curious, like, how did I, I have yet to be in a bar? Like, what was it like? Uh, there was the same two guys that are always there on the right. And there was like four people on the left besides us. Um, and that was, and it was dead quiet. So everybody’s sitting at, like, everybody’s sitting at the bar, is it no bar seating and the table. Okay. Just curious Three tables set up. Um, yeah. You know, I was in there for, you know, piece of pizza and a couple of pops got out. Well, no, I’m just curious. Cause like I know like Detroit shipping company, like they’re getting ready to reopen and they’re basically converting everything to outdoor seating, like, and they basically said, Hey, you know, you’re not going to be able to walk up to the bar and grab a drink. Um, there’s, you know, it’s, it’s basically the inside is going to be open to go to the bathrooms. Uh, everything else is going to be like tableside service. Like, you know, somebody will come take your order for food, somebody who could take your order for drinks and that kind of stuff. Um, at one of the outdoor tables sent me, I’m just, I’m, I’m curious, like, as I’ve, as I’ve heard of people going out, I’m just trying to, you know, me, I’m collecting data points and just trying to figure it out. No, I think, I think it’s a sliding scale as well. Like I just told you, like other people are treating it versus the restaurant. Like some of them are being super precautious about the dive bars, the dive bars don’t give a shit. I’m like, I don’t, you know, I haven’t been to, I don’t know what profession, you will never find a group of people who do not give a shit about the coronavirus more so than walking into a smoke shop. I’m just saying like that. Right. That’s what I’m saying. Like know, And you know, like, you know, again, people kind of, you know, there’s a, there’s a couple of people at work that are like single guys that usually everyday go to the gym and they like, and have a drink once in a while. Right? Like they’ve run out of shit to watch. They’re starting to go stir crazy. They’re working. I mean, I had one guy work a hundred hours last week, rebuilding DFS, because cause, cause that does, what else, what else? Right. I got nothing, you know, he goes out for a run like six in the morning and that’s about, that’s all he has besides being on teams with us. And then, you know, so he’s like F it I’m just rebuilding, you know, rebuild. It took me to SUNY on with a couple of other projects and rebuild a on prem DFS and then like, Okay, cool. It’s done. Like, wait, what’s done. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, I got nothing else to do. What am I supposed to do? Um, I wanted to talk about a couple of things that I was kind of mad about too, that I totally forgot about. Apparently now Legos. Um, you can’t by the police station Legos. Do they, did they actually pull that or was that again, I’m one of those bullshit. I believe they pulled all of them, The advertising for them. I, and I think they requested, um, stores to pull them off their shelves, but did not mandate if I recall correctly. Oh, all right. Uh, um, Favorite stories, which just turn those into collector’s items. Just so we’re all clear. You don’t think I look up To go buy one that I’m going to sell it anytime, but you know what I mean? Yeah. One of my favorite stories this weekend, we have like 42 stories, like the liquidity, cause we didn’t get any last week. Yeah. I always like when hackers do do for the good of the public and apparently hackers jammed all those Chicago police scanners with chocolate rain dude, Which was amazing. Well, and we talked about this, I think two weeks ago where, um, one of the protests locations, somebody got ahold of one of the police radios and started playing NWA, uh, over, you know, over it. And so it doesn’t surprise me that this stuff goes on and more power to them. But so on, on the Corona vibe, did this story blew my freaking mind. I’m the guy that got coronavirus, um, was in the hospital and thankfully like he’s got insurance and like, you know, the government has all these programs out to help waive deductibles and that kind of stuff right now because of COVID. Um, yeah, his bill getting out of the hospital was a hundred and some odd pages long, one point $1 million Million. Um, I was, uh, I was showing that to my wife cause she’s in the medical field and I was going through the line by lines and I like the eyes. Well, the guy was seventies. So I mean, he was in and he was in ICU. So like, well, cause He was in an isolation unit as almost every COVID patient is like, I don’t, I don’t think that was like their do their, Oh, everybody that’s a COVID patient is essentially put into ICU. Cause they’re put into isolation rooms, ventilators and all that crap. By the time you’re getting admitted, you’re going into intensive care. I can’t find this story, but I want to say like every day it was like $9,600 For the room. Yeah. Another like another 1100 or $1,200 for the ventilator. Yeah. Oh, but yeah, one point $1 million. And I mean his out of pocket was zero, correct? Yes. I mean, the story got shared from everywhere thinking, Oh my God, Millie knows. But like, um, and you wonder why healthcare costs are going the way they are. Right. Just to be honest. Well, and so, I mean, that’s, you know, the other, I mean, that’s, you know, it’s been interesting, you know, in that same vein, you know, with all of the, you know, off premise, uh, like all the remote learning and all that stuff that’s been going on. Uh, so, you know, Frazier, uh, which is the school district I’m in, um, got approval to basically stay virtual, um, for all of next year for all grades. Um, which is going to be interesting to see how many people choose, um, an opt in to taking that route. The weird thing that went on this year was you, kids could opt for a greater credit that doesn’t affect their GPA. So interesting that most of the kids like had a couple of classes, which their GPA was based on that they were getting A’s in the rest of the classes. They just got credit. So if you have two classes, the 4.0, your grade point is a 4.0 and a, and literally like, this was, this is my, this has been me and my wife’s life for the last Month is every day. Um, your daughter has done 5% of her cover classes. She’s going to fail, blah, blah, blah. And then you go to your kid, it’s due the 12th dad, the up bucket. I’ve had those same conversations. Yeah. You have, you have 12% done. How are you going to get this shit done? Do the 12 dad quit like literally up til four in the morning, the night before and suddenly it’s all done and they did it and they need to ask you 30,000 questions while they’re doing it. Well, the, the, the weird thing was like, they had us doing Khan Academy, shit. It wasn’t even like schoolwork. It was just like stuff they found to make you do. Yeah. It wasn’t like, you know, but like literally they, like, I like, thank God those texts are gone. Cause like literally every day I would get a text. This is your so, and so’s teacher for this class and her kid’s failing, like, how are you failing? She’s failing. Like, and then it’s this whole back and forth like is a teacher full of Shinar? Are you right? Yeah. Who am I supposed to believe here? That’s the thing that’s going to happen. If they decide to go virtual all year at Frazier it’s the kids are going to not do shit until the stuff’s due. And then they’re going to cram it all in, in two days. And then, you know, learning like, you know what I mean? There’s gotta be some sort of mix or some sort of a, you gotta attend to the zoom class, like, Oh, Oh, that’s totally what, yeah. There’s, there’s still gonna be some of that. Um, Oh God, I can’t believe when we were talking about like pop patrol and that kind of stuff. So apparently they’re going to go back, uh, or actually they’re not going to go back, but they’re moving forward. Um, Elmer Fudd will no longer be carrying a gun on HBO, max. I don’t think there were many of him having a gun. And there was a, he was a pool runner. Yeah. It was scrubbed down. Really? One of the greatest, one of the greatest bugs bunny episodes of all time, the Leopold episode where the guy was Leopold. Yeah. The guy was coughing in the front row and he pulls out a six shooter, blows the guy away. Here’s the thing we grew up on that shit. We didn’t, we all knew the difference. We knew it was a cartoon and not real. We didn’t realize the racist undertones till we were like in her late. So those were some of the older ones let’s be clear. I mean, those were some of the, like the old Injun Joe and like, you know, the, the Jack and the Japanese guy. Yeah. Those, some of those. Yeah. But Hey dude, we were exposed to cross recipe. Dude. Bugs bunny was like the first cross-dresser I was ever exposed to. Right. There was nothing like it. Like, here’s the thing, like when you’re kids, you don’t care. Like that’s the one who like learn behavior and all that. I’m like, I didn’t go, I didn’t bomb anyone. Like, like that was the thing that sucked. I didn’t run upstairs and put on one of my mom’s dresses. Try to be bugs bunny. No. Yeah. The Wiley coyote road runner, there was like no dynamite. Oh yeah. They stopped showing the poof when he hits the bottom, you had a bunch of dynamite though. Was there? Yeah, like he was, uh, at the pool episode, uh, bugs, pretending he was a lifeguard and said no swimming without a buddy. So he, uh, gives a dynamite dummy to Elmer Fudd, Elmer floods grabs him and then he explodes. But what’s, I mean, Hey Randy, for the record, um, Greg chimed in and he’s having a flashback to the whole glory hole discussion, uh, he said, Hey, uh, it’s, it’s been found in semen as well. There’s something I never thought I would have to type screenshot that great, great moments with our members. We, we do what we can, you know, in, in these struggling times. No, that’s what I put, uh, the best response I sought of Elmer Fudd thing was obviously some tweet from somebody who said, I’m sure that Molotov cocktails and milkshakes and pellets of brick would be acceptable to placements being a Molotov cocktails. Did you see that? Uh, closed captioning transcription error where they put a mazel Tov cocktails? Oh my God. That was an amazing picture of the Orthodox Jewish guy. When I was reading the article about, uh, the U S military might be losing the trademark to a space force, Netflix series. Have you watched it? No. I still have not broken down into watched it yet. We, the Orville office is I like to call, um, it’s um, I don’t want to say it’s not good. It’s not what I expected. I’ve heard good things. I’ve heard some good things about like, you know, the problem is with these, with some of these actors is when they be, when they get a little bit too old, they become characters of themselves. Yes. Like, well, and some of them become caricatures of themselves. Yeah. That’s what I just said. Um, Oh, you said, you said characters. I didn’t know if you meant, like they were like here at characatures themselves. You know, like John Malcovich is in this any he’s like, he’s like, um, God, what’s the guy’s name that just got busted for all the porn in Hollywood. It’s like him doing Epstein. John. Malcovich not Epstein all of the actor that was in Kevin Spacey, Spacey thing. It’s like Spacey. It’s like Spacey doing Malcovich like, everything’s not [inaudible]. And it just it’s really it’s Eric doing? Walking. Eric does a good walking notes. It’s like a bad, it’s like a bad person. But like, um, corral is like always going to be corral from the office. Like, yeah. It’s just before the 40 year old Virgin. One of the two. Yeah. Right, right. And it’s not, I went into it wanting to like it. I still might like it again, but it’s like, it was just, it was a tough watch. It really is. Like you had to wait a half an hour for like a good one line. You expect it to be like yuck, yuck, like the office that you would think so. And it wasn’t, it was not the Orville office. All right. Hey, before we, before we roll, Hey, capital one knows life. Doesn’t alert you about your credit card. That’s why they created, you know, the capital one assistant that looks out for surprise credit card charges like over tipping, duplicate charges or potential fraud, then sends an alert to your phone and helps if you need to fix them another way, capital one is watching out for your money. When you’re not capital one, what’s in your wallet. See capital one.com for details. I always want to read the end, like really fast. Like the old micro machines guy have a little one, a little like another thing that went on, like we always talk about TV and crap. I was, I was, dorked like, nothing’s better than formula. If you’re a formula one fan at all. No. Like one out of a hundred races are in the rain. So like Sunday morning, soccer’s over. I flipped ESPN formula one and it’s in the rain and I’m gigged and I’m like sweet. And I’m texting Tulio. I’m guessing there’s a lot more crashes when that happens. Uh, no, it’s just, it just like with the mist and everything, it’s just really cool to watch. It was F in video game. They were televising it and they’re using it in like the cinematic view. So it looked cool. Like I got, literally I got angry. Like I want, you know, not that I want, I’m dying for sports to come back. You know, premier league guy, apparently it’s starting back this week. So I want to see how England is tackling it versus, uh, Germany with this, with the chance in the crowd. I’m hoping that they, uh, learn some tips, um, who does, Oh, Hey. Before I forget, uh, you were, we were talking about the whole space force thing. Um, the reason why the U S government will probably lose, um, any rights to it is that Netflix is smart. Um, and as soon as that project got greenlit, they filed all the trademarks, uh, everywhere for the words, space force. Um, and so, yeah, because why wouldn’t they, uh, and, and yeah, so we’ll, we’ll see how that plays out. That should be, that should be fun to watch. Can you declare eminent domain on a trademark? Well, who’s done space for us since Reagan anyway, or what did he call it? What did Reagan that was star Wars. That was star Wars. That was actually called star Wars. Did you see, what did the article I sent the movie called? Was it star scream? God bless it. Oh, no. You a star crash 1978. You through that. And I, I saw it like I it’s on Amazon prime if I recall correctly. Yes. So the reason I watched those under my recommended on YouTube, and some guys said that this movies, star Wars stole off this movie, but in actually in actuality, it’s reverse. I was like, yeah, well, cause he have it’s 78. That would be after star Wars. So, yeah. Right. So like, imagine like the it’s so bad. The count is like, from like a, a Mexican spectation station film, like Dracula, like that’s what he looks like. He was almost, um, like, it just it’s. So over the top then there’s David Hasselhoff is the, is the hand solo. Um, the guy that the guy that’s playing Luke is like the greatest American hero, but if he was a meth head, um, and then the princess Leia is like Barbarella, like Playboy playmate and Barbara Allah clothes. And like, it’s so bad. Like the opening, the opening scene is like a crawl. What was that battle beyond the stars? Do you remember that one? No. It had John boy in it. Um, and it had the Valkyrie, which was basically the blonde Elvira in the super revealing dress. Um, yeah, so same. And it was like right out. So yeah, same kind of thing. Doesn’t surprise me. But like the, the, the, the, they tried or they thought that this was like pre star Wars and Lucas stole it. You know what I mean? But like now, like, you know, then they found out it’s done a year after

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TorTR #370 - A Brand New Error

Trick or Treat Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2019 154:43

A boy and his family attend a taping of the Trick or Treat Radio Podcast, but the fun quickly fades when the beloved characters embark on an unpredictable killing spree. On Episode 370 of Trick or Treat Radio we discuss The Banana Splits Movie! The decision to turn a 60s children's show into a horror film was a surprising one, do these creepy animals translate to effective horror characters or is it just hokey and gimmicky? You’ll have to tune in and find out! We also deviate from discussing 80s sitcoms for a week only to talk about 90s sitcoms?! There is some horror franchise discussions, slasher talk, and some 70s and 80s nostalgia! So grab some broken gear, put on your favorite bizarre 70s live action show and strap on for the world's most dangerous podcast!Stuff we talk about: Police Academy, a new error, Mahoney, Bobcat Goldthwaite, Dana Gould, Matt LeBlanc, Misfits & Monsters, Happily Never After, Top of the Heap, Charlie Hoover, Sam Kinison, Back to School, 90s sitcoms, what the Lair of Lost Swag degenerates to when left to their own devices, Ares dating profile, Halloween, Season of the Witch, which Halloween movies are worth a damn, Draculas, Frankenstein Franchise, Shaft, Friday the 13th Franchise, who is the worst slasher of all time, Black Christmas, Blade, Snipes as Dracula, Marvel’s Tomb of Dracula, underappreciated Draculas, George Hamilton, Love at First Bite, Blacula, William Marshall, Zorro, Duncan Regehr, Beastmaster, Mindhunter, the BTK Killer, The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance, Binging Shows, MZ doing chores, The Trick or Treat Radio Wife Swap, Swifter, The Banana Splits Movie, Fire Wielding with Ravenshadow, The Banana Splits Adventure Hour, The New Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Injun Joe, Firewalker, 80s hot, The Monkees, Five Nights at Freddy’s, Hanna Barbera, no nutritional value fast food, McDonalds, Impossible Whopper, The Three Musketeers, Arabian Knights, Danger Island, Micro Ventures, Herman’s Hermits, Weird Al, our first concert experiences, and Magical Muppets.Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/trickortreatradioSend Email/Voicemail: mailto:podcast@trickortreatradio.comVisit our website: http://trickortreatradio.comUse our Amazon link: http://amzn.to/2CTdZzKFB Group: http://www.facebook.com/groups/trickortreatradioTwitter: http://twitter.com/TrickTreatRadioFacebook: http://facebook.com/TrickOrTreatRadioYouTube: http://youtube.com/TheDeaditesTVInstagram: http://instagram.com/TrickorTreatRadiSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/trickortreatradio)

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Annie Christmas

Voodoo City

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2019 17:43

Also known as "Keelboat Annie," she is New Orleans' answer to Paul Bunyan and Mike Fink, a brawling keelboat captain from back in the days when people were named Huckleberry and Injun Joe. But was there really an Annie Christmas? We dig into the endlessly entertaining legend and trace it to its little-known origin.Many thanks to the following musicians for their songs, which are featured in this episode:Aakash Gandhi, "Forest of Fear"Cuttlefish Music, "Detective Singer"LexinMusic, "Alice in Dark Wonderland"Wylie Burge, "Gone Tomorrow"John Lawrence Schick, "Living in a Coffin"The Tower of Lights, "Contact"And to CBS Radio Workshop's Old Time Radio clip.

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Show #114 - Haunted Mansion stories

Dave’s Disney view

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2019 41:19

Its Halloween time again and friend-of-the-show Kristi is back to talk about the Haunted Mansion, and beyond. Come and take a listen to the darker side of the park, and hear some fun ghost-oriented stories. (with apologies, the podcast this week is a little long at 41 minutes, but I think you will find its well worth your time!) These are the scenes from the Haunted Mansion that we discuss: Kristi references a video of the haunted mansion with some alterations. You can see "The Haunted Mansion: Hatbox Ghost Edition" at Vimeo.com/26227940 Great Expectations is available at The Gutenberg Project , for free. Here are the Top 5 creepy things, in the Magic Kingdom, but not in the Haunted Mansion: #5 Platypuses with Eggs (Its a Small World) #4 Tiki Totems (Enchanted Tiki Room) #3 Pirate on the Ship (Pirates of the Caribbean) #2 Injun Joe's Cave (Tom Sawyer's Island) #1 Tiger's glowing eyes in Shirley Temple's (Jungle Cruise) Bad Apple, was just released by Vagabondage Press Books and is available everywhere in print and all e-book formats. You can find it here:http://bit.ly/BadAppleKPS. (Remember 50% of the proceeds are being donated to charity) Her newest scary story, "The Thing Inside," is in an anthology called Unnatural Tales of the Jackalope, available from Western Legends Press in both Paperback and Kindle on Amazon. If you want to see the book trailers for either of these, they're on Kristi's website here: http://kristipetersenschoonover.com/trailers/ A ghost story writer who still sleeps with the lights on, Kristi Petersen Schoonover’s fiction has appeared in countless magazines and anthologies. She holds an MFA from Goddard College, has received three Norman Mailer Writers Colony Residencies, is editor for Read Short Fiction, and hosts the Scary Scribes podcast for Paranormal, Eh? Radio Network in Canada. Her work Skeletons in the Swimmin’ Hole is a collection of ghost stories set in Disney Parks; her horror novel, Bad Apple, is now available from Vagabondage Press Books. She’s also a member of the New England Horror Writers Association. More info: www.kristipetersenschoonover.com. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daves-disney-view/message

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Segment 1: Serious discussion about St. Louis

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2018 55:10

Plowsy is eating a moist muffin and making fantasy baseball maneuvers mid-segment, Timmy Tom Tom has already clinched Email of the Month, Iggy reports that spectator tickets for the Dotem Open will NOT be available, is he still working on more logistics, should there be VIP tickets, did Injun Joe really nab a hole-in-one at Normandie last Thursday afternoon, digging back into the shooting that took place at Ballpark Village, discussing what security measures should be implemented as a result, what does this portend for STL compared to other big cities, Doug is concerned about discipline in our schools, work-shopping more ideas on how to improve St. Louis and poverty in general, has Ballpark Village lost it's image as an oasis, why aren't there more fast food joints in Downtown STL, Tim would still buy stock in this metro area.

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Segment 1: Serious discussion about St. Louis

Limited Cel - A Generational Hanna-Barbera Cartoon Review Show

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2018 55:10

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Episode 29: The New Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1968)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2018 46:48

This week, join us on the New Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Huck, his buddy Tom, and Tom’s crush Becky find themselves escaping the clutches of Injun Joe and ending up in… toon town?! Something doesn’t add up… Limited Cel is a podcast where two generations of cartoon watchers sit down and watch ever series their favorite cartoon producers ever made. Join Nick (the son) and Mike (the dad) Wood as they watch, catalog, and review some of the best and... Read More Read More

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Segment 2: Coach Hayes and his World Series ring

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2017 56:58

Doug might be avoiding Charlie because of his fantasy payment, time for the Maggie O'Briens Picks of the Week, The Cat talks about his grade school hoops coaching gig, playing over-modulated Mike Leach audio, is Iggy gambling too much, Mike Claiborne talked 2 pound Carrot Cake on The Press Box yesterday, Chuck missed Bo Hart's era, Charlie claims to have raked off Brad Thompson, debating Bo Hart's worth and MLB's pension plan, The Cat talks about his 2006 World Series ring, Charlie wants to watch closely while Hayes coaches, Jennings holds Injun Joe accountable, this show has a community that's unique in STL radio, Jay kissed Cletus while drunk, Plowsy is always honest about holding weed when getting pulled over.

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Segment 2: Coach Hayes and his World Series ring

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2017 56:58

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Segment 1: Retirement Home Romps & Brandel Chamblee

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2017 53:41

Doug needs some new earbuds, discussing how journalism works on social media, will Vaughn watch Tiger Woods play today, can Tim shave 23 strokes off his game in time to capture the 2018 PGA Championship, is winter bush a thing for the gals, it's possible that today will be a Press Conference Thursday, is the cuck studio in play, Plowsy dined out at Five Guys yesterday, he recommends the Cajun fries, discussing bridges and causeways, some retirement communities have their own golf courses, can people find love after 80, are retirement homes infested with STD's, are there age restrictions at these places now, The Villages sounds like a pony, how old was Leona when Iggy banged her back in 1987, naming off geriatric women who are still bang worthy, a nice breeze turns on old Strode, Tim likes the Redskins tonight, Iggy wants to take Penny to Jamaica, discussing Brandel Chamblee and why Iggy doesn't enjoy him, he also has an attractive wife who tweets, Injun Joe is too busy texting to sell any houses, why do folks want to "save" stars, could Manchild79 take up with Mrs. Scott after the Ballsack proper passes away.

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Segment 1: Retirement Home Romps & Brandel Chamblee

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2017 53:41

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Segment 2: Controversy at The Ride Her Cup

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2017 52:31

It was a huge weekend with Clay Travis at Kirkwood Brewhouse plus The Ride Her Cup out at Normandie, the golf tournament included much chicanery and many captains, allegedly Matt Who Bowls at Hanks lifted somebody else's ball, how many people joined Injun Joe in the gallery, Big Al joins the presentation with HOT TAKES on Matheny and generates much hatred on the Text Line, Tim recaps his betting weekend, #FunWithAudio from Francesa, why are Joe Girardi and John Farrell on the hot seat with the Yanks and Sox respectively, Doug is a Chase Headley apologist, ole Nick Saban is still not happy with sports media, additional #AudioFun from Gus Johnson, breaking news about Lana Rhoades, Doug and Hayes bicker about the Cardinals talent gap, why was Troy Glaus always so angry, drops galore of Larry Nickel, what would an Uber cost to Alton, a discussion of onion rings.

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Segment 2: Controversy at The Ride Her Cup

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2017 52:31

Segment 1: Jennings returns to talk about cool people

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2017 55:36

We've got a double-header on deck today, Jennings has some follow up's for Lisa Ann, Vaughn is losing interest in football, are the Redbirds getting hot enough to win this baby, are more people tailgating for Mizzou than actually attending the games, updating the Fan Page club championship at The Rock, Jay is still addicted to Candy Crush, talking golf and adult starlets, Swope penned a long email to Tim overnight, why didn't Doug unblock the great Buck Swope on Facebook, the Hipster of Tower Grove South's email run has been impressive because he's remained so vile, bashing old Injun Joe's Cave Ride Magic Man, what's the outlook for #FFF tonight, work is being done on the patio, will Mrs. Ballsack attend this evening, the construction workers keep winking at Douglas, we're breeders, Janie the Lesbian wants to go to the Gaga concert, Mike Lee phones into the program, Stingray is our favorite guest now, what if he did a show with Larry Nickel at Hotshots, talking Mrs. Scott and Kayden Kross, remembering when Bree Olson walked out on an InsideSTL event, what did Plowsy do with Jack of Spades, remembering classic FFF's, what's up with furries and people who wear costumes for sex, discussing nerve endings located in the foot, are there furries in Hedo, more on this unusual fetish.

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Segment 1: Jennings returns to talk about cool people