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Welcome back to Who Are These Guys?—the only podcast where fear of heights and fear of adulthood collide mid-climb. In this episode, we sit down with Erika, a self-proclaimed "part-dirtbag, part-responsible adult," who casually scales 40-foot climbing walls like they're escalators. Meanwhile, Kurt's knees are buckling and JK's already Googling “is there a height limit for excuses?”We talk rock climbing, fear of failure, how not to belay your ex, the existential dread of parenthood, and why adrenaline therapy might be cheaper (and better) than actual therapy. Erika breaks down the difference between bouldering, lead climbing, and what happens when your gear says “nah, I'm out.” It's funny, terrifying, weirdly inspirational—and somehow still mostly safe.If you've ever looked at a climbing wall and thought “that looks like a lawsuit,” this episode's for you.

Welcome back to WATG, where the sarcasm's thick, the takes are unfiltered, and the vibes are somewhere between a deli line fight and a conspiracy theory thread. In this episode, Vin and Kurt spiral gloriously through:

Welcome back to WATG, where the sarcasm is thick, the dreams are expensive, and the conversations sound like you're eavesdropping on three guys at a Long Island diner at 2 a.m. after a funeral and a fifth of bourbon.In this episode, Vince, Kurt, and JK dive headfirst into the fantasy of quitting it all if someone handed them a crisp $5 million check. Spoiler alert: they wouldn't exactly be sipping cocktails in the Maldives—they'd probably still be arguing about whether Staten Island tap water causes memory loss or just bad attitudes.From sleep-deprived rants about money anxiety to philosophical debates on whether they'd help people or just buy a really nice grill, this one's packed with painfully relatable insights and inappropriate jokes. Plus: stories about drunk coworkers, Disney trip trauma, shady water filtration schemes, and the kind of travel math that only makes sense when you're running on coffee and four hours of sleep.If you've ever wanted to know how $5 million could save your soul—or destroy your sanity—this episode's for you.[00:00] Intro – JK's back and the glue is still drying[05:23] $5 Million: Freedom or Fantasy?[12:47] Sleepless nights, money stress, and adulting on hard mode[24:15] Travel rage, Disney dads, and caffeine-fueled road trips[30:55] Outro – Existential dread, but make it funny

Welcome back to WATG - where bad decisions are discussed like fine art.In this episode, "$200,000 Weddings and Other Terrible Ideas," your favorite bunch of professional complainers - Kurt, Vin, Jesse, and Sal Zo - tackle life's most baffling disasters: overpriced weddings, raising teenagers, getting mauled by dogs (but not without a fight), freestyle music's rise and fall, and why HomeGoods is a psychological torture chamber for anyone with undiagnosed ADHD.Expect sarcasm so thick you'll need a machete to get through it, and hot takes hotter than a summer day on the Belt Parkway.Timestamps:[00:00] Intro[05:23] $200,000 Weddings: Worth it or felony-level stupid?[12:47] Growing Up Sicilian: Food, funerals, and freestyle music[24:15] Dog fights, HomeGoods anxiety, and surviving Long Island life[30:55] Dating apps, fake photos, and why the world is finished[1:02:40] Being a parent: noise, chloroform, and children in the wild[1:19:15] The fall of freestyle music and the golden era of bad lyrics[1:34:20] Getting drugged before Easter (spoiler: not with holy water)[1:52:45] Outro - racism, robots, and other things we'll get canceled for

Step right up and witness the digital circus you didn't know you needed. In this week's episode of WATG, Kurt, Vin, Jesse, and JK dive headfirst into the deep, dark, and delightfully dumb corners of the internet. From blind drivers and horny priests to werewolf trauma and the actual Girth Masterr (don't Google it at work), this episode is a chaotic blend of New York sarcasm, locker room therapy, and barbershop banter.We talk Trump's NFL combine numbers, fight club recruitment techniques, the psychology of Will Smith, and why mushrooms are both the answer and the end. Also, Kurt might have started a cult and someone has a spreadsheet of Starbucks bathroom codes.Yeah, it's that kind of episode.Whether you're driving to Florida dodging blind drivers, or just need a reason to never microwave fish at work again - this one's for you. Buckle up.

In this episode of 'Who Are These Guys?', hosts JK, Jesse, and Kurt sit down with Taylor Frisch of OG Training Academy for an engaging conversation packed with insights on high-intensity workouts, the benefits of kratom and kava, and advanced recovery methods like peptides and cryotherapy. They also delve into Taylor's experience running the New York City Marathon and discuss the pros and cons of new recovery trends like ozempic. Other topics include celebrity culture, featuring Will Smith and Tom Cruise, and a fun 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' game with billionaires Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Elon Musk. Don't miss this informative and entertaining episode!00:04 Secret Gas Station and Yoga Challenges03:02 Cyber Truck and Body Storage04:22 Gilgo Beach Murders and Netflix Documentary09:16 Fitness Classes and Personal Training15:46 Ice Baths and Cryotherapy27:49 Gym Branding and Expansion Plans32:07 Hyrox Race Format34:24 Personal Experience with Hyrox36:14 Marathon Reflections37:40 Training and Coaching Insights41:49 Cardio vs. Bodybuilding49:17 Celebrity Culture and Fame55:10 Peptides and Performance Enhancement01:05:27 Humorous Debates and Conclusion

In this episode of Who Are These Guys?, JK, Jesse, and Kurt unpack the emotional gut-punch that is Netflix's Adolescence—a show that holds up a mirror to everything that's quietly breaking us in modern life.We get into it all: the isolation hidden behind screen time, the chaos of algorithmic influence, and why the so-called “freedom” of the digital age often feels like a trap. The hosts reflect on their own adolescence vs. what kids are up against today, and how a generation raised online is navigating identity, connection, and constant comparison.From school systems and group chats to parental pressure and cultural overstimulation, this conversation explores the question: What's the cost of a life that never lets you be still?Expect hot takes, personal stories, social commentary, and more than a few moments that hit way too close to home.If you've ever felt like you're constantly running but never arriving, this one's for you.01:00 Spring Cleaning and Big Changes01:31 Discussing a Deep TV Show05:22 The Impact of Technology on Society07:23 The Education System and Its Flaws26:08 Parenting Challenges and School Issues34:16 The Influence of Media and Culture39:34 Balancing Effort and Relaxation40:45 Near Car Accident Experience45:26 Control and Personal Preferences51:54 Future Plans and Goals59:24 Phone Mishaps and Reflections01:02:43 Late Night Thoughts and TV Shows

Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Guys  – where we take on new experiences, push our limits, and then complain about it afterward like true New Yorkers. This time, we sweat out our egos (and probably a few bad life decisions) in the sweltering inferno that is hot yoga.Jesse & Kurt sit down with Nicole & Chris from Just Breathe Yoga Studio in Massapequa and Sayville, NY. The Who Are These Guys crew threw themselves into a scorching 90-minute session that had us questioning our life choices, our flexibility, and whether we'd make it out alive. What started as a casual fitness experiment quickly became an existential crisis—because nothing says "I need to reevaluate my life" quite like trying to touch your toes in a 105-degree room.We break down:✔️ The brutal reality of Inferno Hot Pilates vs. traditional yoga✔️ Why breathing (correctly) is the difference between passing out and making it through✔️ How COVID changed the yoga world and led to some underground, back-alley yoga sessions (yes, really)✔️ Bikram's wild history and how the practice survived despite its controversial founder✔️ How martial arts, breathwork, and yoga intersect in the pursuit of mental and physical mastery✔️ And of course, why King Pigeon might be the best boxing nickname of all timeIf you've ever wondered if hot yoga is a life-changing practice or just a slow-cooked torture method, this episode is for you. Buckle up, hydrate, and let's get into it.

Welcome back to Who Are These Guys?, the only podcast where sarcasm is an art form and day drinking is a science. This week, Jesse, JK, and Kurt dissect the beauty of the Irish Goodbye - because saying goodbye is for amateurs. Then, we take a deep dive into the fine-tuned mechanics of day drinking: the peak hours, the inevitable crash, and why it almost always ends in either a fight or a nap.Other highlights include:⚡ Jesse's alleged return from the dead (again)⚡ The great vibrator debate - do all women really have one?⚡ Drunk friends vs. regular friends: why the former are the worst⚡ The awkward gym couple: sunglasses inside and public makeout sessions⚡ The absolute necessity of a post-dinner fancy drink (because we're adults, damn it)Oh, and of course - more updates on Kurt's questionable training regimen for the upcoming boxing match. Will he train? Will he forget? Will he show up wearing a tank top? The suspense is thrilling.Buckle up, crack a cold one (at the appropriate hour), and get ready to laugh, groan, and maybe even learn something (but probably not).

Welcome back to Who Are These Guys? the only podcast where three guys with New York accents and questionable judgment explore the weirdest corners of the internet and life itself. Today, JK, Jesse, and Kurt dive nose-first into the world of Boom Boom Sticks- because nothing says "health and wellness" like aggressively huffing essential oils on a podcast.We also unpack the strangest hobby sports you've never heard of (hobby BMX? Hobby kayaking? Who's funding this madness?), get nostalgic over McDonald's snack wraps, debate the ethics of gambling addiction, and, of course, discuss whether we should get custom molds of our junk (spoiler: some of us are more excited about this than others).If that wasn't enough, we touch on true crime, health insurance scams, and why throwing a stale-ass scone out of a moving car is way more fun than eating it.Oh, and don't forget- "Now yous can't leave."

This week, things get physical—literally. Jesse and Kurt have officially challenged each other to a boxing match, and they're figuring out the rules, the training, and who's most likely to embarrass themselves. Will Jesse's experience give him the upper hand, or will Kurt's underdog energy make him the people's champ?

Welcome to Where Are The Guys?, the podcast where sarcasm is our love language, and bad takes are our bread and butter. This week, we're tackling the modern dating scene with all the enthusiasm of a New Yorker giving directions to a tourist who just asked if Times Square is a good place to eat.Swipe left, swipe right, accidentally super-like someone you meant to ghost—it's all fair game in this episode. We talk dating apps, the decline of human interaction, and why men with manicures might just be the future. Plus, we get into the absolute chaos that is attraction, relationships, and whether Subaru is secretly running a targeted ad campaign for lesbians.We also cover:

Welcome back to “Who Are These Guys”, where we say what everyone else is thinking but is too polite to say. In this episode, Kurt, Jesse, and JK dive headfirst into self-care, or more accurately—Kurt's complete and total lack of it. It's a no-holds-barred intervention disguised as a podcast, packed with New York sarcasm, unsolicited life advice, and the kind of brutal honesty you only get from friends who love you (or at least tolerate you).

Ever wonder why your love life is a mess? Maybe it's not you—maybe it's the damn romantic comedies you grew up watching.  This week, the guys take a deep dive into the world of rom-coms and how they may have set an entire generation up for failure. From unrealistic meet-cutes to grand gestures that would get you arrested in real life, we're breaking it all down with that signature New York charm (read: sarcasm). Oh, and somewhere along the way, we debate whether long hair makes you look fatter, reminisce about the golden age of MTV Unplugged. Yeah, it's that kind of episode. Buckle up.

This week on Who Are These Guys, Jesse, JK & Kurt take you on a rollercoaster of existential dread and comedic relief in The Comet's Coming for Earth: Plan Accordingly.  Because why wait for the apocalypse when you can laugh at it now?

Welcome to Weed and the Good Times, where Jesse and Kurt roll up topics that matter and light the match of debate (or maybe just good vibes). In this episode, we take a sharp turn from drunken brawls to cannabis camaraderie. Who needs fight juice when you've got happy juice? This week, the duo is joined by a very special guest who spills the tea—and THC—on how cannabis is bridging gaps, solving conflicts, and creating connections we didn't know we needed. From hilarious childhood fight spots outside pizza joints to conspiracies about why Big Pharma isn't vibing with legalized weed, this episode has it all. Plus, we're diving deep into why Long Island's cannabis culture deserves some love and how it's reshaping the way we gather, laugh, and bond. Timestamps: [00:00] Intro [05:23] The fight outside the pizza shop: Long Island nostalgia [12:47] Cannabis vs. Alcohol: Who's the real troublemaker? [24:15] Big Pharma conspiracies and the future of cannabis culture [30:55] Outro and why Jesse still can't activate his train ticket

In the latest episode of Who Are The Guys?, Jesse, JK, Kurt & Jacki delve into the nostalgic comparisons between generations, discussing how they grew up without the rapid technological advancements we see today.  They explore the mechanisms behind OnlyFans, discussing its various uses beyond adult content and the complexities of its marketing strategies. The conversation also covers podcast dynamics, the art of engaging public speaking, and personal anecdotes about cold plunges, sauna experiences, and unexpected interactions in bathhouses.  The hosts reflect on their current routines, job responsibilities, and fitness challenges, emphasizing the importance of self-improvement and personal growth. 00:48 Exploring the OnlyFans Phenomenon 08:39 Cold Plunge Challenge and Reactions 25:58 Gym Routines and Fitness Discussions 37:25 Cold Plunge Reflections and Future Plans 39:20 Sauna Cleanliness Debate 43:21 Spa and Wellness Centers 44:33 Awkward Bathhouse Experiences 55:27 Unusual Sports and New Year Resolutions 01:09:36 Cannabis Beverages and Dosage 01:12:52 Travel Dreams and Social Dynamics 01:14:26 Wrapping Up and Future Plans

Welcome to WATG Ep 246—where we debate life's real questions: Is the Entenmann's crumb cake the pinnacle of baked goods? Are soft cookies better than crack? And why does Kurt look like Christopher Walken?  JK, Jesse, and Kurt take you on a sugar-filled journey through crumb cake nostalgia, the universal knife-left-in-the-box debate, and the great Entenmann's product showdown.  With plenty of sarcasm, Long Island accents, and unsolicited life advice, we keep it as sweet as those chocolate chip cookies we swear we're not opening… yet. Timestamps: 00:00 Intro: Mics are on (this time), Long Island accents, and holiday stress looks. 00:25 Christopher Walken Impressions and Holiday Stress 01:18 Cookie Cravings and Entenmann's Nostalgia 03:13 Debating the Best Entenmann's Treats 11:23 Long Island Real Estate and Local Politics 27:33 Apartment Living and Maintenance Woes 37:09 The Impact of Technology on Health 40:04 The Sinister Side of Business 44:00 Sports Contracts and Wealth Disparity 49:37 Cold Plunge Challenge 01:07:11 Skill Reaction Test --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

Welcome to Who Are These Guys EP 245, where Kurt, Jesse, & JK tackle the important questions, like, “Am I gay for going backwards on the elliptical?” and “What even is gym etiquette?”  In this episode, titled Confessions of a Planet Fitness User, we dive headfirst into the world of gym culture, workout routines, and, of course, the not-so-secret business model of Planet Fitness (spoiler: they're banking on you not showing up). Expect witty banter, tangents about life's absurdities, and enough sarcasm to fill a protein shaker. Whether you're a regular gym rat or someone who pays for a membership just to feel better about binge-watching Netflix, this episode is for you. Timestamps: [00:00] Intro: The Perils of Podcasting in a Hot Room [05:23] Why Planet Fitness Doesn't Want You to Work Out [12:47] Gym Culture and The Mystery of Stairmasters [24:15] JK's New Gym Adventures (and the Subculture of Gym “Rulers”) [30:55] Outro: Sweat, Laugh, Repeat --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

Well, well, well, look who's back! Megan joins the gang to spill the tea on why she decided to make the change from full-time co host to an occasional guest.  Spoiler: it's got nothing to do with our award-worthy banter about Pelotons, rainbow cookies, and horrifying engagement expectations.

Buckle up, folks, because in this episode, hosts Jesse, Kurt, and Jon are all over the map—from mispronouncing "Joaquin" to dissecting the wildest films and streaming shows. Expect hot takes on Joker (Is it really a musical?), rants about HBO Max's rebrand to “Max” (why???), and a trip down memory lane with Apocalypse Now and Forrest Gump. You'll get insider scoops on Hollywood's most “method” actors, the challenges of on-screen romance, and some serious questioning of why anyone would make Gladiator 2. And yes, there's a spirited debate on whether turkeys in Patchogue are fair game (don't ask). Join us for a hilarious, unfiltered conversation. Timestamps: [00:00] Intro [10:14] Joaquin Phoenix or Ho-Keem Phoenix? [22:37] What's Wrong with the Joker Movie? [34:00] Apocalypse Now Behind the Scenes [47:15] HBO Max Rebrand Rant [1:00:55] Gladiator 2—Unnecessary? [1:12:10] Are Turkeys Fair Game? [1:25:30] Outro --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

Who knew hats could spark this much debate? In this episode, we dive into everything from style experiments (shoutout to Hunter S. Thompson) to the ultimate hat choices for people with ‘small heads.'  Join us as we check in on each other's lives, talk about a potential new guest host, and tackle the big questions: who are these guys, and what's up with all the dad hats? We get nostalgic over old-school landlines, discuss parenting in the age of phones, and share some candid thoughts on kids, friends, and modern communication. Plus, we talk about the one item every New Yorker should own, why we think some hats were just not meant to be, and what happens when you accidentally leave your phone at Starbucks. From baseball caps to Hunter S. vibes, it's a classic catch-up with laughs, a few surprising stories, and one or two too many opinions on hats.  Buckle up for a laid-back, funny, and totally unfiltered episode! [00:00] Intro - You're here, don't ask why… [05:23] Hat talk – Hunter S. Thompson's impact on headgear [12:47] The Diddy dilemma – we swear, no more Diddy talk! [24:15] Kids, cursing, and dealing with teenage texts [30:55] Outro – Because every podcast needs an exit plan --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

Join hosts Kurt, JK, and Jacki on the latest episode of 'Who Are These Guys?' as they dive into a wide range of intriguing topics.  From discussing the importance of voting and political perspectives to funny anecdotes about dealing with rude people and interesting nightlife experiences.  They cover everything from their opinions on tipping culture to hilarious personal stories, like Jacki's almost-a-boat-trip adventure and a run-in with suspicious parking attendants.  Don't miss the lively conversation, including thoughts on universal income, generational differences, and the unique quirks of convenience in New York City. 00:39 Photo Anxiety and Confidence Issues 02:38 Kratom Conversations and Homemade Brews 06:20 Name Changes and Family Stories 12:27 Sleep Troubles and Late-Night Shopping 22:26 Monopoly Memories and Video Game Temptations 25:27 Gaming Addiction and Simulated Seasons 29:52 Sleep Struggles and Remedies 34:54 Political Views and Voting Debates 47:03 Conspiracy Theories and Celebrity Scandals 53:38 Presidential Longevity and Special Treatment 59:01 Bar Culture and Jukebox Nostalgia 01:02:32 Karaoke Adventures and Unexpected Encounters 01:09:16 Tipping Etiquette and Modern Dilemmas 01:17:00 Taylor Swift Cruise and Parking Scams --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

Welcome back to “Who Are These Guys?” where we tackle the real questions you didn't know you had. On today's episode, Jesse, Jon, Kurt, and Katie take you on a wild ride of half-empty water bottles, legendary snack debates, and somehow end up diagnosing each other's health problems with the expertise of a Times Square hotdog vendor.  From “do you really drink enough water?” to why Uncrustables might be your new obsession, this episode's got it all – sarcasm, snacks, and unsolicited medical opinions. Grab a seat – or a bottle of water – and get ready to dive in. We promise, it's more refreshing than kale juice. [00:30] - Real talk: why don't people drink water?  [02:45] - The gospel of Uncrustables  [08:15] - Celebrating (or criticizing) Columbus Day  [15:40] - Peanut Butter vs. Jelly: The ultimate debate  [22:10] - “Carton” or “Jug”? Milk container wars  [35:20] - Medical advice you probably shouldn't follow  [49:55] - Modern snacks and the mystery of 7-Eleven  [01:02:30] - Election thoughts…or lack thereof --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

Tune into 'Who Are These Guys?' with Jesse, JK, and Kurt as they delve into concert nostalgia and celebrity controversies, from Diddy's legendary parties to the enigma of fame.  Laugh your way through spontaneous banter about New York Strip origins, misunderstood rules, and bold podcasting ideas.  With a sprinkle of jiu-jitsu and Hollywood humor, this vibrant podcast episode offers a vivid lens into cultural phenomena and social media's impact, topped with Jesse's ambitions for a big-money twist! 00:45 Steak Preferences and Meat Washing Debate 10:00 Concert Etiquette and Annoyances 14:48 Live Music Experiences and Venue Reviews 23:03 Celebrity Gossip and Scandals 29:28 Diddy and the Scandalous Allegations 33:24 Bill Gates and Conspiracy Theories 34:51 The Rise of TikTok and Viral Content 44:45 The Dark Side of Fame 48:28 Jiu Jitsu and Combat Sports 56:36 Staycation and Personal Life --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

In the episode of 'Who Are These Guys?', hosts Jesse, Kurt, and JK dive into discussions on quirky food trends, conspiracy theories involving figures such as P. Diddy, and the socio-economic impact of big corporations.  The conversation touches on topics such as universal basic income and the influence of powerful entities through potential blackmail.  Amidst their humorous and critical analysis, the hosts also explore the idea of diversifying their podcast content and guest dynamics to attract a wider audience. 00:52 Coke Zero and Oreo Collaboration 02:04 Oreo Flavors Galore 04:12 Weird Eating Habits and Adulting 05:54 Talking to Yourself and Mental Health 07:48 Dinner Times and Parenting Trends 10:34 Soda Habits and Coffee Rituals 14:57 Morning Routines and Alone Time 22:23 Election Talk and Political Opinions 29:01 Economic Cycles and Big Business 34:15 Universal Basic Income Debate 38:25 The Need for Political Change 40:13 Elon Musk: Maverick or Madman? 41:37 Political Apathy and Voting 42:18 New York's Political Landscape 45:33 The Power of Wealth and Influence 47:30 Puffy's Dark Secrets 52:12 Comedy Show Plans 01:05:10 Finding a Female Co-Host --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

In this week's episode, Jesse is missing so JK & Kurt have their co-host of popular NFL podcast “First Down Dawgs”, the lovely Katie Ka$h in to help.  They tackle an eclectic mix of topics, including JK's silent auction mishap, football memorabilia, and childhood collectibles. They also share humorous road rage stories and Katie's amusing experiences in Italy.  The discussion expands to dating challenges in the digital age and the need for basic survival skills, along with a humorous take on future technology's impact on relationships and customizable robot partners. We learn a lot this week, just like every week, but still not sure “Who Are These Guys?”. 01:25 Silent Auction Story 05:22 Collectibles and Memorabilia 08:58 Celebrity Gossip and Speculations 24:25 Road Rage Stories 33:45 Boating Adventures and Mishaps 37:44 Pregnancy and Animal Births 40:20 Dog Ownership and Training 45:00 The Annoying Parrots of Fireman's Park 55:06 Dating in the Modern World 01:03:59 The Future of Relationships: Robots and Chips --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

Welcome back to “Who Are These Guy?” This week Meg quits the show, Jesse has vertigo so we have our audio engineer Rob sit in for him, and we let Kurt sit in the brown chair.  We start with our ancestral history and moving on to intense poker gambling stories from Rob's college days. Then we explore the changing personas of individuals, debating what constitutes a 'tour' or a 'festival.'  Camping adventures, societal norms around alter egos, and the humorous quirks of wrestling alter egos take us through the middle of the show before JK recounts a unique honky-tonk experience in New York City, reflecting on cowboy culture and the transformative power of live music and community events.  Will Jesse be back next week? Not sure. Where's Meg? “Who Are These Guys?” 00:39 Gambling Stories and Poker Adventures 05:38 Defining Tours and Festivals 11:45 Camping and Outdoor Adventures 22:18 Honky Tonk Show Experience 24:17 Changing Personas and Life Phases 27:35 Late Night Festival Experience 30:00 The Importance of Sleep 33:29 Corporate Jobs and Beer Industry 37:22 Wrestling and Alter Egos 46:58 Concluding Thoughts on Identity --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

In the newest episode of “Who Are These Guys?” hosts Jesse, Jon, and Kurt navigate the ups and downs of daily life with their signature New York wit.  From spilling coffee and dealing with dirty laundry to tackling family dynamics and balancing multiple roles, the trio discuss it all. They delve into gross habits and quirks, including nail-biting and infrequent showering.  This episode offers a relatable, raw, and often funny look at the complexities of modern life, with serious insights sprinkled with sarcasm and humor. Don't miss this deep dive into the human experience, where gross habits meet heartfelt life lessons. 00:46 Everyday Mishaps and Coffee Troubles 05:51 Falling and Aging 09:38 Live Music Performance Experience 23:09 AI and Future Society 32:37 Balancing Family and Personal Life 35:04 Happiness and Responsibility 37:58 The Role of Negativity in Creativity 41:38 Exploring New Ventures 44:10 The Idea of a Variety Show 57:54 Gross Habits and Personal Hygiene --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

In this lively episode of our Long Island podcast, 'Dancing In The Streets,' hosts Jesse, Jon, Kurt, and Megan dive into a mix of humorous and candid conversations.  From insights gained during a trip to Switzerland, the evolution of grocery stores, and curious habits of local shoppers, to the pros and cons of public smoking sections and the intriguing world of protein ice cream.  The group also discusses bizarre jellyfish sting remedies, joyful street dancing, quirky back-to-school prep, and gym class oddities. With fun tangents, movie reviews, and Long Island gossip, this episode keeps the laughs rolling.  Tune in for spontaneous humor and new perspectives on Long Island life! 00:40 Grocery Store Adventures 08:09 Alien Movie Review 14:14 Swiss Travel Tales 29:53 Coffee and Ice Cream Chats 33:37 Fantasy Football Fever 37:07 Work Schedules and Early Arrivals 37:53 Long Island Wiseguy: The Mystery Unfolds 40:38 Smoking Culture and Nostalgia 48:38 Travel Plans and Tropical Dreams 50:34 Mosquito Joe and Pest Control 01:00:23 Dancing in the Streets: Observations and Reflections 01:07:42 Back to School: Traffic and Supplies --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

Join hosts Jesse, Jon, and Kurt in this episode of 'Who Are These Guys?' as they embark on a humorous yet thought-provoking journey through the quirky facets of modern life.  They'll dive into the bizarre world of VR, the challenges of managing multiple streaming subscriptions, and the practicality of home ownership versus renting. Hear personal anecdotes about recurring dreams, discussions on social media addiction, and the social implications of trending regulations on Pornhub.  Enjoy nostalgic chats about solo movie nights and the rare pleasure of attending non-musical plays. Plus, uncover eyebrow-raising insights into the secret lives of the rich and famous, including a fascinating segment on Jeffrey Epstein.  Lot of topics this week but still can't figure out “Who Are These Guys?” 01:11 Celebrity Talk and Media Personalities 05:36 Travel and Hotel Experiences 09:34 Lucid Dreaming and Recurring Dreams 14:02 Financial Wisdom and Lifestyle Choices 20:25 Air Travel and Airport Experiences 34:44 Technology and Social Media Addiction 39:49 Balancing Entertainment and Productivity 01:07:24 The Value of Taking Breaks and Vacations 01:12:56 The Challenges of Fame and Wealth 01:15:03 The Freedom of Creative Work --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

In this episode of 'Who Are These Guys?', Jesse, Jon, Megan, & Kurt dive into the most talked-about moments from the Olympics, including the infamous pole vaulter's mishap and its viral aftermath.  They also explore other Olympic events like mixed relay races and three-on-three basketball, while discussing the impact of seasonal changes and the concept of seasonal depression.  From humorous takes on athlete performances to deep dives into training routines, this episode covers it all with a mix of comedy and genuine curiosity. We learn a lot about a pole vaulter's bulge but still not a clue about “Who Are These Guys?”. 01:47 Olympic Events and Highlights 04:33 Controversies and Gender Debates 06:17 Unique Olympic Sports 16:58 The Reality of Olympic Dedication 22:25 A Heartwarming Coffee Shop Encounter 24:52 Vacation Plans and Summer Fun 29:22 Seasonal Preferences and Weather Talk 39:55 Travel Stories and Drug Discussions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

In the latest episode of 'Who Are These Guys?', Jesse is back from the Dominican Republic and the crew dive into a variety of topics. Jon & Megan discuss their experiences and tips for shopping at Costco, Kurt & Jesse share the excitement and challenges of DJing parties, and everyone debates the cultural nuances of greetings.  They also share personal stories, including Jesse's emotional experience of saying goodbye to a loved one through music.  Another week in the books and we are inching even closer to figuring out “Who Are These Guys?”. 00:00 A Really Weird Story 02:34 Costco Shopping Tips 07:38 Water Bottle Talk 11:51 Hugging and Kissing Etiquette 18:37 Concert and Event Seating Preferences 20:27 Concert Experiences and Preferences 29:14 The Art of DJing --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

On this latest episode of 'Who Are These Guys?', hosts Jesse, Jon, Kurt, and Megan explore a mix of quirky and serious topics.  First they discuss wearing pajamas, accidental shoplifting stories, and the comfort of robes, before diving into more contentious subjects like gun control and the complexities of voting.  The hosts share personal anecdotes, debate bipartisan politics, and even reflect on the oddities of movie theater experiences. This episode leaves you entertained and still wondering... who are these guys, really? 00:48 Accidental Theft Stories 05:02 The Great Pajama Debate 12:25 Cover-Ups and Beachwear 16:48 Olympics: Hidden Gems and Odd Sports 27:51 Movie Theater Experiences 34:10 Podcast Spoilers and Woke Movies 37:15 Beetlejuice and Halloween Traditions 44:25 Poolside Conversations 51:55 Political Debates and Gun Control 01:06:52 Voting and Electoral College --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

In this episode of 'Who Are These Guys?', hosts John, Kurt, and Megan try to hold down the fort without Jesse who is away on business. They begin with their unexpected realization that the Olympics are happening, sharing their preferences between winter and summer sports.  The conversation then shifts to humorous insights from Nassau County block parties, featuring ice cream truck wars, children's activities, and quirky neighbor anecdotes. The hosts also discuss upcoming travel plans, including Megan's trip to Switzerland, and delve into the challenges of convincing elderly parents to seek medical help.  They examine generational differences in dealing with health issues and reflect on their own reluctance to visit the doctor. We learn a lot in this episode but still, “Who Are These Guys?” 01:40 Block Party Memories: Childhood Nostalgia 13:50 Ice Cream Truck Wars: The Best Treats 24:04 Summer Weight Gain: The Struggle is Real 27:19 Olympics Talk: From Gymnastics to Flag Football 32:07 Pickleball Craze and Family Anecdotes 37:10 Vacation Expectations and Relaxation Challenges 40:16 Excitement for Switzerland and Travel Logistics 48:49 Political Discussions and Election Speculations 58:49 Family Health Concerns and Doctor Visits --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

We're back with another episode of “Who Are These Guys?” as we embark on a fascinating and humorous journey through a variety of topics.  Jesse starts us off with missed opportunities and the untapped potential in fields like computer programming. Kurt shifts to his kid's Rubik's Cube competition and the quirky culture that surrounding it.  The crew delve into outlandish conspiracy theories affecting celebrities and politics, highlighting the transformative impact of certain educational experiences. The discussion takes another turn as we passionately debate some of the most iconic TV shows, from 'Breaking Bad' and 'Game of Thrones' to 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.  Get ready for an engaging mix of laughter, deep insights, and compelling storytelling that keeps you hooked from start to finish. Guess what? Still not sure “Who Are These Guys?” or what robot we let write this description.  01:43 Podcast Stories and High School Memories 03:51 Discussion on Sponsorships and Marketing 09:57 Workplace Etiquette and Small Talk 11:15 Reflections on Personal Habits and Vices 20:33 Self-Checkout and Retail Workforce Issues 24:01 Conspiracy Theories and Recent Events 37:00 Rubik's Cube Competition 43:25 The Power of Words 55:50 Prison Life and Gangs 01:02:27 Favorite TV Shows and Recommendations --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

Join us for another episode of “Who Are These Guys?” as we talk with Mike Stella of The Movement Underground about the complexities of chronic pain, athletic injuries, and innovative recovery techniques.  Discover how stress management, cold plunges, and red light therapy can aid in pain relief. We discuss the roles of athletic trainers and physical therapists, the impact of cannabis in recovery, and new trends in fitness.  Gain valuable insights from the crew's personal anecdotes and Mike's professional experiences in sports medicine, including the politics of professional sports and the demanding schedules of youth travel teams.  You don't have to be an elite athlete to take some tips away from this episode and a general understanding of modern therapeutic methods and recovery strategies. 00:53 Cold Plunge Experience 04:28 Athletic Training and Physical Therapy 07:28 The Business of College Athletics 12:54 Health and Fitness Trends 17:42 Red Light Therapy Explained 27:13 Cold Plunge Challenges and Benefits 37:09 New Gym and Training Programs 41:19 Bear Crawling an Ultramarathon 44:07 The Challenges and Benefits of Running 47:41 The Mental and Physical Aspects of Sports Injuries 52:33 The Impact of Cannabis on Recovery 57:56 Developing Online Courses and Podcasting 01:10:46 The Demands of Youth Travel Sports --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

Join us as we welcome in our old pal Aaron Lohman or Huge Fat Loser on his social networks as we explore a range of topics. We open up with a dive into the origins of our podcast 'Who Are These Guys?' and how we navigated the challenges of launching during the COVID-19 pandemic.  Aaron share what he's been up to and self-improvement strategies, such as beginner workout programs and gratitude journals. We also tackle essential mental health and wellness issues faced by police officers, particularly the importance of resilience training and overcoming the stigma of seeking help.  He shares his intriguing experiences with the criminal justice system, from serving on a grand jury to recounting his career so far as a New York City cop. We mix in nostalgic reflections on high school life, unique cultural aspects of our hometown Lindenhurst, and humorous stories of self-defense classes and quirky characters from our past. By the end of this week's episode you'll know who Huge Fat Loser is but the rest of them, still not sure “Who Are These Guys?”. 00:42 Podcast Origins and Naming Challenges 03:13 Journaling and Gratitude 10:21 Ice Cream and Italian Ices 20:26 Jeep Culture and Car Talk 31:52 Challenges in Police Culture 36:55 The Importance of Talking and Support Systems 48:15 Nostalgia and Changing Times 55:12 Grand Jury Experience 01:00:14 Misguided Motivations for Law Enforcement 01:06:11 The College Dilemma 01:15:57 Lindenhurst: A Unique High School Experience --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

Join Kurt, Jesse, Jon, and Meg on the 'Who Are These Guys?' podcast for another episode full of nostalgia and laughter. This episode covers nostalgic games like darts, scattergories, and kickball, with detours through Eric Estrada memorabilia, the grunge era, and Long Island accents. We share humorous personal stories of unexpected scares, debate the merits of heated pools, discuss modern-day fears and safety measures, and dive into summer traditions like ice cream preferences and outdoor dining. Finally, we explore the complexities of sign language and reflect on college experiences. Tune in for an eclectic, entertaining, and relatable episode where we still aren't really sure, “Who Are These Guys?” 02:13 Millennial vs Gen X 05:19 Edibles and Sunglasses 10:58 Summer Solstice and Heat Waves 16:46 Pool Party Plans 27:43 Kickball League 32:57 Beach Activities and Preferences 35:49 Old School Games and Board Games 44:23 Childhood Fears and Scary Movies 48:03 Intruders and Home Safety 53:13 Robberies and Public Safety 01:01:59 Sign Language and Communication --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

In this episode of 'Who Are These Guys?', hosts Jesse, Jon, Kurt, and Megan engage in conversations about everything from their memorable first jobs and childhood anecdotes to controversial topics like undercover cops, and teenage challenges. They share personal stories, offer unexpected opinions, and tackle tough subjects with humor and candor. As always, by the end, we are still trying to figure out, 'Who Are These Guys?' --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

On this episode of "Who Are These Guys?" we dive deep into the funeral industry with insights from Vincent Gilmor of Noce Funeral Home. We discuss the emotional and logistical complexities of funerals, the impact of drug-related deaths, and running a family-owned business that includes both a funeral home and a floristry venture. The conversation spans a variety of topics, including the effects of COVID-19 on death rates and pricing, small versus large funeral homes, and technological innovations like memorial jewelry. Join us as we still figure out "Who Are These Guys?" 00:00 Introduction to the Funeral Business 04:29 History of the Family Funeral Business 07:19 Challenges and Rewards of Funeral Directing 13:05 Humorous and Unusual Funeral Stories 15:21 The Business Side of Funerals 24:39 Cremation vs. Burial Trends 39:48 A Chance Encounter 41:31 Life's Unexpected Turns 44:09 The Funeral Business 55:42 The Challenges of Business Ownership 01:02:17 Navigating Funeral Regulations --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

Join us as we explore intriguing topics such as sweating in unusual places, dealing with body hair, the evolution of grooming habits, and the importance of planning in both professional and personal lives.  Through personal anecdotes and candid conversations, we tackle the intricacies of navigating social interactions, from parental engagements to managing awkward small talk.  Discussions on human evolution, grooming standards, efficiency through routines, and effective communication all in the hopes we finally figure out, “Who Are These Guys?” 00:00 Sweat and Hair: A Humorous Take 05:43 Beard Talk: Dyeing and Grooming 08:43 Barber Shop Stories 14:07 Russian Bathhouse Experience 22:27 TV Shows and Streaming Trends 28:17 Simulation Theory: Are We in a Game? 33:23 Historical Reflections and Human Conflict 35:43 Economic Systems and Wealth Disparities 39:25 Philosophical Musings and Human Nature 52:01 Food Choices and Healthy Living --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

Join us for this week's episode of “Who Are These Guys?” where we traverse through the intricacies of car leasing and ownership. The conversation smoothly transitions into the world of comedy, analyzing shows and specials from Shane Gillis to Kevin Hart, and delving into the mechanisms of celebrity roasts. We also discuss some controversial moments involving stars like Puffy and Drake. From karaoke nights to high school proms, and even technology's impact on life ensures a diverse range of topics and unexpected laughter. Seriously though… “Who Are These Guys?” 00:00 Introduction and Initial Banter 01:53 Driving Preferences and Audio Choices 04:28 Car Leasing and Buying Discussion 18:14 Zoom Etiquette and RBF 20:58 Catfishing and Online Relationships 28:48 Exploring Different Highs 32:32 First Time Highs 38:38 Passing Out Stories 44:13 Promposals and Karaoke 48:22 Sitcoms and TV Ideas 53:50 SNL and Music Guests 55:20 Fame and Celebrity Gossip 01:06:18 Celebrity Nudes and Privacy 01:11:45 Random Conversations and Wrap-Up --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

Join us for the latest episode of 'Who Are These Guys?' as we navigate through a whirlwind of topics, from unexpected roadside heroism to reminiscing about old times with rotary phones. Listen as Jon shares an incredible story of saving a man's life, delve into Kurt's reflections on public manners, and catch up with Meg's adventures on the side of the road. Plus, don't miss our dive into obscure territories like Reiki, the ethics of pre-planning funerals, and, of all things, the intricacies of high school football coaching. It's an episode packed with laughter, nostalgia, and those odd bits of life that somehow connect us all. Tune in as we continue to try to figure out, "Who Are These Guys?". --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

Dive into a rollercoaster of laughter and candid revelations with us on our latest episode. From the bizarre reality of Joe Rogan tattoos to germaphobia, dessert debates, and the peculiar world of boners and Vikings, this episode has it all. Still trying to figure out... "Who Are These Guys?" --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

Dive into this freewheeling episode of 'Who Are These Guys?' where we embark on a rollercoaster of conversations from the humorous identification of Pedro Pascal to deep dives into personal growth, the therapeutic effects of revisiting New York City, and the bizarre yet captivating narratives of movies watched over the weekend. Alongside light-hearted banter about tanning mishaps and wedding song preferences, the episode touches on serious notes of health awareness and life's complexities, all while maintaining an air of camaraderie and humor. Join us as we navigate through tales of past lives, the allure of New York City, and the inevitable discussions of life's what-ifs, proving once again that this podcast is a melting pot of thoughts for every listener. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support

This episode embarks on a comprehensive journey into the future of artificial intelligence (AI) and robotics, examining their potential impact on society, human evolution, and lifestyle. It explores a broad spectrum of topics from the hope and concern surrounding technological advancements to personal anecdotes and speculative scenarios. Key discussions include the transformation in human relationships with technology, from self-driving cars to the possibility of robots fulfilling both physical and emotional needs, and the philosophical dilemmas of consciousness and digital immortality. The episode also humorously tackles the ethical implications of sex robots, the psychological effects of interacting with AI, and personal growth reflections inspired by technology experts like Scott Galloway. Alongside this, it touches upon personal experiences with ketamine treatment, the nuances of substance use, home security, and aspirations to merge health with technology. Through a blend of humorous banter and serious contemplation, the episode offers a multifaceted look at the future intertwined with robotics and AI, addressing both the utopian and dystopian visions that accompany these advancements. Still working on figuring out: "Who Are These Guys?"  00:49 The Science (?) of Getting High: Myths and Theories 03:32 The Disney Wardrobe: A Fashion Statement 06:09 Star Wars: Expectations vs. Reality 07:50 Navigating Disney with a Big Family: The Ultimate Challenge 10:04 The Disney Diet: Trying to Quit Smoking 10:49 Parade Mishaps and Family Dynamics 13:11 Reflecting on the Disney Trip: Was It Worth It? 18:04 Flight Fears and Pilot Surprises 23:53 Gender and Career: Navigating Modern Workplaces 32:01 Language Learning and Cultural Insights 37:32 Flight Experiences and Family Moments 39:34 Airport Lounge Disappointments 42:35 The Future of Relationships with AI and Robots 44:18 Exploring the Implications of Self-Driving Cars 55:12 The Social and Ethical Questions of a Robot-Filled Future --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whoaretheseguys/support