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Lisa Upside Down is a scripted comedy from the creator of Project Woo Woo, Honestly Lisa and Love Bites. It follows the life of Lisa a middle-aged mom with a failing marriage over-involved and over-sexed parents, a son on the verge of manhood, and a favorite aunt who has been dying on and off for years. Lisa uses her friends a bit of weed and her wild imagination to her new reality. Subscribe and join Lisa's Patreon to follow along behind the scenes. There are many episodes to come.

Welcome back to Honestly Lisa my ever-morphing podcast about me trying to find me or just accepting me just the weird unsettled way I am. Either way, my newest venture on this feed is a daily-ish chat with my dead parents, Bunny and Dick. Yep, that is their real names. Unedited and raw mostly from my bed under my covers. You can find more Honestly Lisa right here. And if you a giant escape into fantasy check out Project Woo Woo.

Comedian Lisa Orkin (Project Woo Woo, Honestly Lisa) needed to get away from it all so she decided to spend some time at a convent. Listen to see how that worked out! And please visit storyworthypodcast.com! You’ll find special deals courtesy of my sponsors like LiteratiBookClub, KiwiCo and BetaBrand. Just use the promo code STORY or STORYWORTHY. When you support my sponsors, you support me. THANK YOU! It’s good karma guys! And please subscribe, rate, and review on Apple Podcasts here- http://apple.co/1MceZ2Q Oh, and check out the funniest game show in LA! My game show- Story Smash! EVERY month at the Hollywood Improv! Story Worthy on social media- Instagram-https://www.instagram.com/storyworthy/ Twitter-https://twitter.com/storyworthy Facebook-https://www.facebook.com/StoryWorthy/Christine Blackburn- http://christineblackburn.com/

Comedian Lisa Orkin (Project Woo Woo, Honestly Lisa) needed to get away from it all so she decided to spend some time at a convent. Listen to see how that worked out! And please visit storyworthypodcast.com! You'll find special deals courtesy of my sponsors like LiteratiBookClub, KiwiCo and BetaBrand. Just use the promo code STORY or STORYWORTHY. When you support my sponsors, you support me. THANK YOU! It's good karma guys! And please subscribe, rate, and review on Apple Podcasts here- http://apple.co/1MceZ2Q Oh, and check out the funniest game show in LA! My game show- Story Smash! EVERY month at the Hollywood Improv! Story Worthy on social media- Instagram-https://www.instagram.com/storyworthy/ Twitter-https://twitter.com/storyworthy Facebook-https://www.facebook.com/StoryWorthy/Christine Blackburn- http://christineblackburn.com/Privacy Policy and California Privacy Notice.

Since my divorce, over 15 years ago I have been on a quest for happiness and enlightenment. Books, podcasts, audio tapes, audiobooks, mantras, yoga, prayer, meditation, therapy, retreats, seminars, grateful apps, A Course of Miracles (I’ve done the first two weeks a half dozen times), a cord cutter (don’t ask), a shaman, many Super Souls Sundays and list could go on! I was chasing it away! Get rid of those negative thoughts! Do it right now! Do it! And then I met Zofie, practical, real and so funny, she gives a relaxed easy approach to letting go of those negative thoughts and finding your own happy place. I use her mediations on a daily basis these days. And they are knocking the shit out of my ancient stories about myself and life and I am seeing the forest through the trees. She has one on her website you can get for free! So, meet Zofie Lloyd-Kucia… this is her first time but won’t be her last on Honestly Lisa. And FYI, in the not too distant future, we are going to do about three sessions ala Katy Perry style for you all to hear. SHOW NOTES It’s all about using relaxation to find happiness or success. Live without love, laughter, and fun doesn’t make sense. Living with Faith and Trust helps things work out. Our thoughts really matter. You don’t need to make yourself happy. You just need to stop fucking things up. It’s not about what you do, but how you feel. Life is a big mirror. When you shift how you feel, your life will reflect that. You are born on this earth to have fun, so get on with it! The less we judge, the freer we are. Life feels easier when we just state things factually. Goodness is flowing to us all. The questions is how much will you allow? Be mindful of where your focus is. Don’t say I’m afraid, say I’m excited! It’s the same in your body. Take the pressure off. Seeking your happiness should be stressful. Ever. LINKS: Visit Zofie’s site Relax Me Happy Check out John Cleese’s talk on Creativity  Siri Check out Lisa’s Be Silly Now Course Check out Honestly Lisa’s other Podcasts Check out Zofie on Instagram The Snow App This episode was also supported by Amazon. Click on this link  Amazon any time you need to make an Amazon purchase. A small percentage of your purchase will support the show (no extra cost to you).

Lisa Orkin or Dorkin Orkin, as some call her (probably, herself) has been mixing comedy, story, and marketing for over 20 years. She has created award winning commercials with the Radio Ranch and award winning Indie films with the likes of Adam Mckay and Shira Piven. She's a comedian, actor, writer, podcaster, audio director and a veteran solo artist, and storyteller. Lisa has lots of crazy good ideas and she can write comedy dialogue like no one's business, has a special super power to tell a story with a beginning, middle and end in under 60 seconds (check out her instagram feed), is a snazzy dresser and has a tailless cat named Violet. But she's not superhuman after all. She admits she's a terrible smoothie maker, can't draw, organize a drawer or park and drive like a grandma. She hates spreadsheets and coloring in the lines. She can be present at your luncheon, yoga studio, living room or little or big business conference to tell you funny stories, teach you how to use comedy in marketing, how to get comfy on camera, in public or on a date. She has done all these things quite a bunch and like it and they like her and she has been known to bring special guests. She's having a career change and not sure how it will go, but it will definitely involve doing comedy and having women's parties across America. Where mixture of laughter, cries, sharing and learning to take leaps. She has this awesome idea of mixing comedy and helping people brainstorm creative ideas for marketing and branding and anything streaming.  Check out Lisa's awesome podcast, Honestly Lisa. And, once again, check out her rad instagram feed - @lisaorkingram, connect with her on facebook and learn more about Lisa at honestlylisa.com

  When I first saw JP Sears I fell in love with him, laughed my ass off and then I thought with a giant pause... WAIT! Woah, Nellie! Spiritual comedy is my bag! Then the more I watched the more I loved the door he opened! Then the more I watched the more I loved the door he opened! Then I sent him a note asking him to be on Honestly Lisa and he said yes! Talking to JP was like talking to a brother from another mother. I felt like we had been playing in the same sandbox for many lifetimes. I had a bit of the nervous giggles in the beginning... fangirling all over him.  Listen in and see if you can hear the giggles... also you can head over to my patreon or youtube to watch the video. JP SEARS SHOW NOTES: Breathing is not an essential part of deep breaths How to be Ultra Spiritual JP is humorous and serious at the same time There is some truth in all jokes and a joke in all truths. Current girlfriend Amber thinks he is funny, his last girlfriend didn’t think he was funny Amber and JP are engaged! The victim is who we think we are. Lisa does her chanting in Sanskrit and English…San-Linguish Kundalini starts where your doo doo comes out When I’m not in denial I feel blessed…JP Success is basically that you are nice to people You have to be nice to yourself and other people to be successful Being nice to yourself isn’t taking yourself to a spa. It’s the fucking comments in your head The inner critic has endless material, it’s even in alphabetical order One of the ingredients of being nice to ourselves is being nice to the parts of us that aren’t nice to us (inner critic) Bulletproof coffee JP is going on a comedy tour on the East Coast JP’s Book How To Be Ultra Spiritual You can also get JP Book free when you join Audible with Lisa’s special URL! audiblefreetrial.com/honestlylisa Lisa should be opening for JP on his comedy tour.(Tell JP! Email him!) Lisa’s recommendation for JP’s comedy tour: playing theaters and not comedy clubs, bill it as the Unfunny Comedy Tour, an opening act Say your fucking truth in every moment. Is my truth that I’m not saying my truth right now. What is my truth and will no one like me if I say my truth? Comedy is science to Lisa JP started as a life coach and emotional healing Keep growing using the same means that got us to grow to a certain point We need to let go of what has served us well to keep growing. Whether we need to let something go or life seemingly takes it from us it is a form of letting go. The more stubborn we are and are not willing to let us go, life will make us let it go. The unknown is the greatest mystery. The three C’s…Creativity, Connection, Curiosity Austin, Texas a high vibe, high consciousness place Laying in bed like Willy Wonka’s grandparents Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is about what they didn’t show you Walmart is close to heaven JP prefers Target over Walmart Willy Wonka When we listen to other people tell us what our truth is, we will go crazy. Funny thing about people is that we are not all the same. If someone is trying to treat us all the same, they are full of shit. Lisa doesn’t do well on a vegan diet, but feels guilty about eating meat. JP eats a strict vegan diet, and a meat-eating diet simultaneously. Everyone is very different in the same way. Being yourself is being just like everyone else trying to be themselves. There is strength in words that sound like numbers. Many people can only find purpose when they are broken and have a problem to solve. Let me not show up so something can go wrong. The path that serves us will eventually disserve you if you stay on that path. Vegan La La Land Cucumber cat videos bridging to fainting goat videos…A good idea? Funny isn’t something you have to apologize for. It doesn’t hurt anybody. JP dreams of the day when there is no more people on the internet, only funny animal videos If fainting goats were people Bunny Channel Awaken with JP Women don’t need to get paid in comedy unless they are talking about sexuality and how slutty they are You shouldn’t prepare for life, it’s just silly. Nature grows a lot of powders JP’s Answers Levis-weird red-headed kid I went to high school with… Love-Amber Peanut Butter-Peter Pan Carnation Instant Breakfast-What I should buy right now Tires-Zephyr What is your favorite bush- Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake is everything that a bush symbolizes Timberland shoes            

What is numerology? Is there a rhyme to its science. Shelly Winter's told me I should change my name to Ollie Orkin. Would my life be different? Would I have 4 kid,s a great career and George as my husband? Or would I be an accountant living in Pheonix? And honestly either is fine as long as I was happy? Would that have changed my happiness factor? What comes first the numbers or the life? If I changed the name to Ollie would it have given me a different sense of control and therefore a different outcome? I don't know! I do do Nooell was awesome to talk to and she knows her numbers! I have Nova Noell as my guest today and you will love her and learn so much! Nova Noell Nova Noell Website Nova Noell Facebook Nova Noell Instagram Nova Noell Contact Numerology When Americans believe in something they believe strongly. Cladean Numerology She changed her name and her life changed after coming to the States from Denmark. Every letter has a value. When you take your husband's name everything changes. Early on in Lisa's career people suggested she change her first name. One movie star suggested she change her name to Ollie Orkin??? Everyone has a story about their name. Not liking her name drew Nova to numerology She had been single for 8 years. The love of her life showed up months after she changed her name. Changing her name changed her life and her patterns of behavior. Numerology can look at how people perceive you and your physical self. LISA'S SESSION: Lisa 1,9 1's are leaders and ruled by the sun 9's are fighters and are very powerful Lisa's number scope revealed creative power that needs to be shared for the greater good It's horrible to be told you cannot be angry. The High Priestess lesson is to become the master and stepping into the light. You need to lead! Emotion is hard to express for Lisa. You have gathered enough knowledge. Power and Money. Lisa is in a power sequence. This has been a challenging year for Lisa. Lisa says, "Sharing my life is my way to help. I think it helps when people see that we are all similar and we all struggle and we all fall down." "Please when I wake up let me see my path clearly." says Lisa. "Super-size what you are already doing.", Lisa, says Nova It is possible to scale with ease. "I don't think harder longer hours measure abundance in life. It shouldn't be that hard. It should be relatively easy.", says Lisa. Comedy has really been your savior. "I just really want to spread my joy and silliness and let people know they are okay.", says Lisa. People know they can really depend on you, Lisa.", says Nova. "There is absolutely nothing flaky about your heart or your gut. People can really trust you. There is something very dependable and trustworthy about you." You have an inner voice that says it wants results. Step into a leadership role. Step in the spotlight. "People remember you because you touched them. You left them with something, Lisa.", says Nova. "Here's a barn...let's build it into a theater." "Being a comedian and sharing my travails in life is really how I help.", says Lisa. "I love stepping into people's energy and saying Look at you!", says Nova. Don't forget to check out my PATRON page! It's a place you can lend support to Honestly Lisa! I will start posting stuff there you will nowhere else! And if you are a member of Honestly Lisa on Patron you can see the podcast Video interview uncut! Plus you get a free copy of Be Silly Now the Eboook!

Valinda Cochella https://www.facebook.com/SouthBayYoginis/ https://www.yogaalliance.org/TeacherPublicProfile/tid/42143 Teaching Kundalini yoga for 17 years https://www.udemy.com/user/viriamkaur/ Kundulini yoga is the yoga of awareness Clearing out all the things that you are not and coming into the truth of who you really are Joshua Tree Music Festival: http://www.joshuatreemusicfestival.com/  EMDR: http://www.emdr.com/what-is-emdr/ works on glands, organs, and nervous system mantras Dance Movement Therapist Hatha Yoga works on the musculo-skeletal system Biography of a Yogi: https://www.amazon.com/Autobiography-Yogi-P-Yogananda/dp/8120725247 40,000 years old or ??? sat/nam Truth is my name Kundalini yoga was reserved for the upper class Starting teaching yoga without a certification Yogi Bhajan: http://www.yogibhajan.org/main/ Yogi Teas: https://www.yogiproducts.com/teas/herbal-teas/?gclid=Cj0KCQjwtpDMBRC4ARIsADhz5O5Bk5XEIc5VxgKiUeVjfywBxD9xF6juiJ3-SzzqVpY7oPn8dani2wgaAkdbEALw_wcB Healed her in a very deep level Anxiety $30 a class paid to yoga teachers. Teaching 17 classes a week to make ends meet. Hathalini? Teaches Hatha Yoga to get people into her Kundalini classes Be your authentic self Be You...Be You... Kundalini helps you figure out and bring you back to your authentic self There are stages of spiritual development...the first is the stage of the novice Your resistance to the gong is the resistance to you God is inside you How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. 4. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 5. Right under the show description, you’ll see three tabs. “Ratings & Reviews” is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on. 6. On that page, there should be a button called “Write A Review” and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts! From your iPhone: 1. Open the “podcast” app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices. 2. In the lower right-hand corner, you’ll click on the magnifying glass “search” button and type in “marriage is funny”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 4. Select the “reviews” tab toward the top of the screen, and you’ll see a purple “Write a Review” button on the next page. 5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!

  This week I have Jessica Gottlieb & Stefanie Pollard. I met them on Instagram. I followed them for a while and then realized he had all the same haunts. They shop with what appears to be no guilt and I wanted some of that Koolaid. I have talked about my shopping problem before. I feel shame for buying clothes and I love it. Like the dude who you knew did want anything but sex and you liked him more and new you would get hurt and slept with anyhow. I don't why I have this need, I have talked about it with therapist, blah! If I have the perfect outfit I will have a perfect life? Or other people with think I have a perfect life? Or is it because we shopped a lot growing up and it brings me comfort like moms oatmeal cookies for other. I met them on Instagram. I followed them for a while and then realized we had all the same haunts. They shop with what appears to be no guilt and I wanted some of that Koolaid. They shop with what appears to be no guilt and I wanted some of that Koolaid. I have talked about my shopping problem before. I feel shame for buying clothes and I love it. Like the dude who you knew did want anything but sex and you liked him more and new you would get hurt and slept with anyhow. I don't why I have this need, I have talked about it with therapist, blah! If I have the perfect outfit I will have a perfect life? Or other people with think I have a perfect life? Or is it because we shopped a lot growing up and it brings me comfort like moms oatmeal cookies for other. I have talked about it with therapists(plural) If I have the perfect outfit I will have a perfect life? Or other people with think I have a perfect life? Or is it because we shopped a lot growing up and it brings me comfort like moms oatmeal cookies for other. Who knows! But I do know the show notes are below and you should check them out cause they have great style and great ideas and then nice, funny people. SHOW NOTES! http://wearemidlife.com/ Twitter @WeAreMidlife Instagram @WeAreMidlife Pinterest @WeAreMidlife Facebook @WeAreMidlife It's not shallow to want your family to look good. Showing up looking good is a matter of confidence How do you get to be a billionaire and not know how to wear a suit? Golf pants pantie lines. please. Of all the things that are happening in America, Trump's ass is the one that gets my goat. Jessica has been blogging a super long time. Zara: https://www.zara.com/us/en/woman/new-in-c840002.html?gclid=Cj0KCQjwtpDMBRC4ARIsADhz5O713tTGUNRBcADx39fUIr5MT4j_zTycwAUB05GeeKzd9xxyeYzKQloaAh0IEALw_wcB Channel: http://www.chanel.com/en_US/?WT.srch=1&WT.mc_id=CO_CORPORATE__en_US_sea_20170320&WT.mc_t=sea&gclid=Cj0KCQjwtpDMBRC4ARIsADhz5O5FlNNyElmlkbh0Tt3bTihLpCFqJF-SXOxs96fGYgYGcSFnCszM75EaAvtLEALw_wcB Fashion Square: https://www.westfield.com/fashionsquare HA HA Club: http://hahacafecomedyclub.com/ Lisa fell in love with clothing while shopping with her dad as a little kid. At 15 got a first credit card for Gucci https://www.gucci.com/us/en/ Victoria Secret: https://www.victoriassecret.com/?cm_mmc=SEM-_-GOOGLE-_-VSD_Brand+-+Victoria+Secret+-+Exact-_-Brand+Victoria+Secret+Exact&gclid=CjwKEAjwtpDMBRC4xebfxpzu8mUSJAA4c-Tum-z1Pxjt7kIrbY6dowJXSD9jxAcfbsThzJ1F0qP6VBoCVbXw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds Lisa was trained on her dad's credit cards Lisa is really good at working, but not good at making money. This year she feels she is going to figure it the fuck out. We don't ask men about balance in their life. Day Drinking is the only skill I had It's hard to make a marriage work in Hollywood-land No one told me about the black poop Life can be really scary. As you get older you notice more of the scary stuff, but this can also redirect you in wonderful ways The secret to people who don't really belong in your life is to just say goodbye. It's sad, but sadder to be beaten up by the relationships in your li Midlife crisis 25,000 people following Jessica and Stefanie on Instagram How to Insert a Menstrual Cup: https://www.youtube.com/user/JessicaGottlieb People abandon ship on their blog because it's hard. Lisa wants to live in Bali - wants to be a digital nomad Going on vacation is difficult You need to learn to manage your time so that you will not be doing work at the dinner table. Family first. Unless we're being showered with money...in that case my family can suck it. I come from a family that is much smarter than me Jessica and Stefanie balance each other very well. Stefanie believes in buying classic things I need space in between everything in my closet Butler's closet filled with cashmere Lisa cuts her own bangs Thyroid problems Mom would pick up laundry every day Lisa lost her mom 10 years ago. Has long discussions in the shower with her. Lisa's mom bought her a dress a Saks http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/Entry.jsp   How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. 4. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 5. Right under the show description, you’ll see three tabs. “Ratings & Reviews” is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on. 6. On that page, there should be a button called “Write A Review” and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts! From your iPhone: 1. Open the “podcast” app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices. 2. In the lower right-hand corner, you’ll click on the magnifying glass “search” button and type in “marriage is funny”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 4. Select the “reviews” tab toward the top of the screen, and you’ll see a purple “Write a Review” button on the next page. 5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!

Tuesday will now be story day on Honestly Lisa or at leat the Tuesday. I cover naked dad and girlfriend to magic mushrooms to chili cheeseburgers.  

https://www.instagram.com/lisapaskel1 Mama's Yoga House lisa@mamasyogahouse.com Yoga Teacher, Spiritual Leader Life After Break ups Letting go of ego and seeing what life holds for you Weekend at Joshua Tree and the Wandering Yogini One night stands, mushroom sex, and sex in a vw bus She channels and interprets vibrations Accepting body changes as we age https://www.theelephantpants.com/ http://minimalismfilm.com/watch/ https://www.amazon.com/My-Way-White-Clouds/dp/8172612184 Rebel Guru, Spiritual as Fuck Menopause Fog Lisa Teaches us to become our own teachers Journey inside self and turn inward toward freedom Taking clothes to a consignment store embarassment How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. 4. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 5. Right under the show description, you’ll see three tabs. “Ratings & Reviews” is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on. 6. On that page, there should be a button called “Write A Review” and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts! From your iPhone: 1. Open the “podcast” app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices. 2. In the lower right-hand corner, you’ll click on the magnifying glass “search” button and type in “marriage is funny”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 4. Select the “reviews” tab toward the top of the screen, and you’ll see a purple “Write a Review” button on the next page. 5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!  

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Shannon Whaley Traveling Wildwoman! Women's business and marketing coach - works with passionate and driven service based entrepreneurs, taking side gigs and turning them into sustainable businesses. Lisa gets sidetracked to begin with, forgets to eat and then buys a really expensive salad. Has been doing this for a while, but has kind of changed and morphed all along. Just broke up with 3 year boyfriend, and is moving to Italy. Longest relationship except cats, who are living with her mom. She thinks a lot of people start coaching to live wherever they want. Hannah Dixon (listen to the episode with Hanna here) Location independent. Danielle LaPorte - amazing author on figuring out what you want to feel, to be the person you want to be. Shannon's core desired feelings: ease, passion, freedom, adventure. (I use these when I'm making decisions, will they get me closer or father away from my mission?) Intuitive feelings with excitement or trepidation "don't do this!" "Now that I'm sober, I have more access to those feelings." - Shannon "I have a feeling, I don't know how often I listen to my intuition" - Lisa Met boyfriend long before they got together, she was a cocktail waitress in Seattle, he was a DD for his friends. 2013 - Left Seattle and moving to San Diego to be a hairstylist, but also had to be a waitress to support her growing hair business. But really didn't want to do the same thing she was doing in Seattle. Was invited to Cayman Islands by boyfriend to visit, and moved there because she wanted to do something different. Her boyfriend was already sober, she knew she was done and needed a clean start. "of course I was that girl and came home wasted" - Shannon When did you discover that you could make money online? The Pathfinder, Nicholas Lore Started looking at what was possible for her, yoga teacher, coach... Coach! Had gone to Tony Robbins events, and used to be a counselor and has a degree in psychology, and thought "That would be a perfect way to use my degree and help people" And I could help anyone anywhere in the world. "Everything I wanted when I graduated from college, but didn't know how to access" - Shannon Working with women in crisis, vs. making themselves better. She's taken two coach trainings, Institute for life coach training, inner glow circle. Becoming an assistant trainer so she can be a coach trainer. Has a one-on-one clientele and a group class starting in April. Has a retreat coming up in Italy in June. Who is coming to you? Coaches. I've helped a man start a fishing charter business, "It transcends industries, but I prefer working with women and coaches." Where do you start? Work on getting legal first. (terms, disclaimers, permits, licences) Work on money "I'm beginning to wonder if I will ever figure it out" - Lisa "We are all doing it over and over again, and it shows up in a different outfit every time"- Lisa Profit First by Mike Michalowicz Working with a money strategist coach - Carrie Fry Williams You want two checking accounts. All business money goes into business checking. All personal money goes into personal checking. two savings one is profit / one is taxes All business money goes in to business checking, and pay myself twice a month from there.   My first business basically shut down, so I've launched a new one! Now, 50% of what I make goes to me personally. - Shannon "It's so common with entrepreneurs, they pay themselves last." - Shannon I help women make their business sustainable. - Shannon In the Cayman Islands, you need business partners. I didn't' know what I was doing, and they ended up pulling out because of that. We have a gift, and our strong points aren't business related. This isn't natural for me. I don't want to be like my dad, and I don''t want my daughter to have to take care of me. - Lisa Shannon "Needed support because I felt lost" There are so many horror stories about people handing their money over to someone and getting stolen from. "I'd rather be in my zone, and hire this out" - Shannon "I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be doing to make money" -Lisa "It's my sugar daddy, it pays for me and the cat, and my 30 year old daughter-not really" -Lisa I want to show women that it's okay to be human. I don't want to do stand up anymore, but I want to go speak, and inspire women through my comedy. I want to journey with them. That's how I want to make my money, plus it's location independent. I know there are things that I'm supposed to be doing... Visit Shannon's website, and sign up for the free gift! (opt in guide!) about how to thank clients for signing up, keep them warm, send them gifts, keep them coming back, give them actual valuable things so they look forward to your messages. How would you work with me? Read the Pathfinder. Know what it is you want to be doing. I recently wrote a vision statement: "I am bringing thousands of women laughter, community, and self acceptance though my comedy and self acceptance through Honestly Lisa." I want them to know that I'm going on the journey with them. Audio/video, words, blogging, weekly newsletters and speaking. SPEAKING - how do you make money doing this? Have packages - Like the Be Silly Now Course (21-day video series)  "How can I be a coach, I don't have my shit together" -Lisa "If I'm going to lie to myself, just being fully aware of it" - Lisa Danielle LaPorte is a good model for me..  "I think I'm a really fun girlfriend" - Lisa Death Coaches  (listen to the episode with Martha Jo Atkins here) Construction coaches for men who didn't have a knowledge.  "Have your breakdown, show you're a real person, and come out on the other side with takeaways" - Shannon "I'd love to do a fake seminar that actually gets people real" - Lisa "These are the spiritual leaders I'm supposed to be following?" - Shannon Contenders for getting on track Marie Forleo's B School Martha Beck Being Boss Verbal Rorschach love - ugh eyes - green tacos - pork blanket - fuzzy peaches - fuzzy computers - it's on life - amazing tie dye - ugh bras - necessary  avocado - not ripe If you had a favorite bush, what would it be? NO BUSH!    "Waxing never gets better. I should youtube it. It's like the first tie, every time" -Shannon   How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. 4. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 5. Right under the show description, you’ll see three tabs. “Ratings & Reviews” is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on. 6. On that page, there should be a button called “Write A Review” and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts! From your iPhone: 1. Open the “podcast” app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices. 2. In the lower right-hand corner, you’ll click on the magnifying glass “search” button and type in “marriage is funny”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 4. Select the “reviews” tab toward the top of the screen, and you’ll see a purple “Write a Review” button on the next page. 5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!

I'm just trying to understand why they voted for Trump.      How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. 4. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 5. Right under the show description, you’ll see three tabs. “Ratings & Reviews” is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on. 6. On that page, there should be a button called “Write A Review” and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts! From your iPhone: 1. Open the “podcast” app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices. 2. In the lower right-hand corner, you’ll click on the magnifying glass “search” button and type in “marriage is funny”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 4. Select the “reviews” tab toward the top of the screen, and you’ll see a purple “Write a Review” button on the next page. 5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!

Lisa Orkin feat. Jennifer Vally I admit that this episode is ripe with name dropping, and might not be very deep. But it was good to talk to someone who I feel is a contemporary of mine as well as someone who was in the same shoes.  Ye Olde News starring Robbie Rist as Benjamin Franklin We've known each other at least 20 years. We met at LA Cabaret. "We were both young mothers who wanted to be comedians." - Lisa "I had so much more energy when I had little kids to get me up on stage" - Lisa "If my butt can stick out farther than my belly, I'm good." - Lisa Trying to find contemporaries. Young brunette mothers. Not a lot of women in the comedy venues. We felt like we were pretty unusual. "Will you drive me to my gig? I'll let you be my opening act" - Jennifer on how she got her first paid comedy gig. "You get up when it's dark, don't you?" - Jennifer  Thinking about doing Roast Battle at the Comedy Store Jennifer was in theatre when she was growing up, moved and did some summer theatre, then moved to LA and did sketches and got into comedy. "You couldn't get on stage unless you wrote something for yourself" - Jennifer on being a woman in sketch theatre. "I know what's funny now, it's a science" - Lisa "I'm not sure I know why people laugh, but I know what will make them laugh." - Lisa "I speak with my ex too. We have kids!" - Jennifer We got more done when we had little kids. FYI to the millenials, kids do not change your lifestyle. "I had a cleaner house and I got way more done" - Lisa Babs - Our dear Babs. A woman in her 40s when we were young comediennes. She had children and she was a comic and writer all along. Contemporaries: Maria Bamford , Zach Galifianakis, Chelsea Handler, Heather (Chelsea's writer) "I felt like I couldn't compete because I was a mom" - Lisa Don't sleep with comics. Even if you're the opposite sex, there's still the competitive vibe.  Going pee outside, trying not to pee on my shoes. Tree People - bathrooms that are dark because of motion sensor lights. Being safe in a creepy neighborhood, keep a frying pan in your car. Can you bury your pets just anywhere? "Cremate me and sprinkle me at fryman or the shoe department..." - Lisa, after I die. "I will not shop in stores where I don't believe in their practices." - Jennifer not macy's too! And bed bath and beyond. "I wanted an instapot, but I guess I'll just get it off amazon" - Lisa "Amazon prime is like my boyfriend" - Lisa We went to the women's march!  Marla Maples - more beautiful in person, still!  Favorite signs at the women's march "Keep abortions safe and legal Trump / ABORT TRUMP" "Without immigrants, Trump would have no wives" Hollywood is such a small world, but not even within Hollywood. Weirdest connections. Pregnant by choice, photoshoot pregnant with an american flag. "The reluctant madonna" I want to do comedy again, but I don't want to jump through the hoops, I've already done that. Set List Auditioning for America's got talent, like they wanted her to have a gimmick. Wanted her to be a grandmother, feeling pigeon holed as a woman in a certain between age stage. VERBAL RORSCHACH!  Taco - Tuesday Table - Top Love - Hate Beans - Cheese Sushi - Stinky Grass - Smoke Forest - Trees Horse - Hair Bucket - Pail Do you have a bucket list? No. How long is her bucket list? It makes it sounds like she's dying! "Well I did that, I'm done now" - Lisa about her grandfather What's your favorite bush? Barbara. Of all the bushes, she's better than an Oleander. How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. 4. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 5. Right under the show description, you’ll see three tabs. “Ratings & Reviews” is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on. 6. On that page, there should be a button called “Write A Review” and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts! From your iPhone: 1. Open the “podcast” app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices. 2. In the lower right-hand corner, you’ll click on the magnifying glass “search” button and type in “marriage is funny”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 4. Select the “reviews” tab toward the top of the screen, and you’ll see a purple “Write a Review” button on the next page. 5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!    

Just in Time for Valentine's Day     How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. 4. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 5. Right under the show description, you’ll see three tabs. “Ratings & Reviews” is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on. 6. On that page, there should be a button called “Write A Review” and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts! From your iPhone: 1. Open the “podcast” app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices. 2. In the lower right-hand corner, you’ll click on the magnifying glass “search” button and type in “marriage is funny”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 4. Select the “reviews” tab toward the top of the screen, and you’ll see a purple “Write a Review” button on the next page. 5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!

How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. 4. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 5. Right under the show description, you’ll see three tabs. “Ratings & Reviews” is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on. 6. On that page, there should be a button called “Write A Review” and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts! From your iPhone: 1. Open the “podcast” app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices. 2. In the lower right-hand corner, you’ll click on the magnifying glass “search” button and type in “marriage is funny”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 4. Select the “reviews” tab toward the top of the screen, and you’ll see a purple “Write a Review” button on the next page. 5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!

  Hannah Dixon - Digital Nomad (Links coming soon!)  She's currently in Hanoi, although based out of Bangkok. Sardinia, Sicily, Budapest... I want to live your life" - Lisa I think the pros outweigh the cons for sure." - Hannah The digital nomad community is incredible everywhere. They do meet ups for dinner and drinks and such. Hannah is a virtual assistant but is now training other virtual assistants. She's been a VA for three years, and on the road for the last 8 years. She worked at a husky dog center, a farm in Italy, mostly bars and farms. "I think we forget how privileged we are when we just want to "get out of here""- Hannah Why are you moving again? "I don't have a home"- Hannah Do you get sick? Yes I'm a bit more sensitive to that. What's the first thing you tell people who want to transition to this lifestyle? Take your laptop and work on the other side of town all day. If you can do that, then you kind of have an indication already if you can do this thing. Take smaller trips. Go to a different city in your country for a month. You have a lot of things you have to change all the time. You can't be sentimental about stuff anymore. Hannah is from London, UK, and she'll stop home about once a year in October for her parents and her birthday. What made you decide to do this? I guess I was travelling already, I knew this nomadic lifestyle was for me. I never even considered working online, I was a farm girl. Past partner taught her how. "I know it doesn't just happen-but it does!" - Lisa Working online, it's so important to have these communities online. (insert communities) "It's like another family, and I'm not even on the road" - Lisa What's the best place you've been to? Budapest! (she confirms the food is great!) Low cost of living, and being an introvert, the people aren't going to chat you up a lot. Outdoor baths and autonomy. Who do you follow? Who do you think is really cool that's doing what you're doing? Natty and Jodie - the house sitting academy The had a business in Dubai that went really wrong but they're kind of house sitting extraordinaire so they decided to teach people how! They teach you how to make sure that you're selected for sought after sits. An online community with referrals. They don't pay you and you don't pay them. "I usually save a bunch of money and plan a two week trip, but I think I want something else now" - Lisa It's actually very much up to you "You just need your first months rent and a plane ticket" - Hannah Flight stein - a subscription that finds you the best price flights Nomad Fly - flight hacking course saving $100s and $100s Having a boyfriend / dating. What if you have a partner that's in a stable job? Should you just date nomads? No real solution, but this lifestyle is becoming more normal, so we're still looking for solutions. Did it get more addicting as you did it? Yes, after becoming a digital nomad. You meet people who tell you about amazing places and you "Get a bit of jealousy, I want to go there!" - Hannah "There's a whole different life out there" - Lisa You're really chasing WiFi, right?" - Lisa Nomad list - a resource for checking places out, i.e. is it safe/female friendly/wifi/cost of living Are there people in their 40's and 50's? Oh yeah! Way older than that too! What if I'm seasick the whole time?" Lisa on sailing around the world on a boat. Co-boat - co working co living sailboat that goes around the world for digital nomads! One of the big issues with traveling a lot is Visas. Always having to do visa runs. Counting down the days having to rush places. "I have a year lease on my apartment but I can't be in the country for more than two months at a time. Have to get on a plane and leave." - Hannah I could have just flown out for a day and back, but it's cheap so I figured I'd visit. Worst place? I've been to many places where the other people haven't liked it, but i'm very easy going and I realize " that's the way they do that here" Sicily- More run down than anywhere and very corrupt system. Getting ripped off all the time. Little Mafia towns. Alcomo? "Really run down with dead cats on the street, okay I'm good" - Lisa "I walked up to my hostel, and there's a man shaving a cat on the doorstep. Luckily I gave it a chance" - Hannah Everything in Vietnam is a mild inconvenience, things just don't work the same. Airbnb gives refunds if it isn't at all what you expected! BTBY event in New York, not LA. "It's the new year, I wanted to put out into the world...this is my plan!" - Lisa If you're thinking that you can't do it, here's a little sheet that helps pinpoint how you can do this digitally. This is from my course. "Identify what you're doing in your traditional job and how you can take that online" - Hannah "There's nothing wrong with keeping a home base." - Hannah You can rent it out with airbnb while you're not there, and make money, you can also plan around when you need to be home. How cheap is it? How much are you paying to sleep? Air bnb is expensive because it's not long term. $180 for the week, which is pricey for the area. $70 is local style, "I opt for the western style toilets and showers"- Hannah Long term, $350/month in Bangkok, water bill is .40/month. Share it with someone, it has a gym and a pool - and this is the more expensive side. Airbnb is great because it helps you test it out. Facebook group where people talk about all this stuff. VA-a personal assistant online, and the scope is even more. (website, answering emails...) "I don't call anywhere home, which people find really strange." - Hannah "I don't need a place to call home when I know that the world is mine" - Hannah What about medical insurance? "The only issue is in the US. Medical care is cheap or free anywhere else" - Hannah The only time when she buys insurance is coming to the US. As a dual UK-US citizen she travels with her UK passport and buys travel insurance. "You're renting a nice place for what I pay in insurance monthly" - Lisa "Bali is a little bit less gritty, feels more comfortable, and it's still cheap" - Hannah "I kind of gave you a bad question" - Lisa   Verbal Rorschach rug: chamber tacos: food painting: gallery love: heart dogs: thailand (lot's of wild dogs) mascara: beautiful iphone: technology (she's an android lover!) earring: jewelry comfortable: bed Last question! What is your favorite bush? Rose bush?   How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. 4. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 5. Right under the show description, you’ll see three tabs. “Ratings & Reviews” is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on. 6. On that page, there should be a button called “Write A Review” and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts! From your iPhone: 1. Open the “podcast” app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices. 2. In the lower right-hand corner, you’ll click on the magnifying glass “search” button and type in “marriage is funny”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 4. Select the “reviews” tab toward the top of the screen, and you’ll see a purple “Write a Review” button on the next page. 5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!

Previously a pastor. I met Ted at a Rob Bell lecture/seminar. Ted is painting houses now.  Grew up in a legalist Christian background. Was a pastor for about 17 years, expresses it was both the best and worst of times.  He didn't know how to navigate depression that he'd experienced his whole life.  Lisa describes pea soup. Ted needed an escape from his life, became secretive about his sex addiction and finally confessed his actions. "A boulder on my chest that was going to kill me dead." His wife saw two choices before her, and decided to stay with him, the road that led to life, not to darkness and resentment. He was on skype with his counselor and said he wanted to leave his family. She responded, "are you a man who leaves?" - This question saved his life. "why am I?" There are moments in life where we don't know what's going to happen. Even in our darkness, there's little bits of light that shine through- Lisa "Life is a canvas that you just get to keep painting on" - Ted  Sometimes we need a huge moment to wake us up, to break us open, to peel back the layers. "God I'm not done with you yet." The issue wasn't staying or going from the marriage.  "Christianity has writer's block, they aren't good at embracing mystery." - Ted "I don't believe it's a man, it's all a big giant force that's in the room with me." - Lisa "I am a recovering know it all" - Ted "Embracing the mystery, God has become more big and beautiful" - Ted It's tough to put together the fragments of a 2,000 year old book. "Electricity, love, marriage, keeping the faith is mystery." - Ted "We are all in the mystery, we are all in the same boat" - Ted When God came in, and experience. "Sometimes I don't know if i should tell these stories, because I don't know what they will do to people" - Ted Escape became a very powerful thing, "Wow this is real dumb, I gotta give this up."  We think it's love, but it's not love.  "Hold on, I'm just a guy, there's no way I could make that feeling happen." Being overcome with feeling while driving. Was shown a vision of Aces, in a poker hand. "Something else was going on here. This was not coming from me, but from out there." Began rubbing his belly. "Hey do you have a stomach ache?" "No, I feel like I have a baby in my belly" And then we all began to pray.  They thought I was going to be ill, they began yelling prayers at me, and then I was sick. At the end, I felt as though all of the evil had left me.  Physical manifestation of feelings or lessons.  "It's not I, but it's sin living in me" Paul, saying, I'm not a sinner, but it's in me. Sin: Being off the path It will manifest within us if we are not being our best selves. It leads to disease. If we are hiding, or lying to ourselves. "when you use a certain language over people it d Sometimes the truth is so scary. We are so scared we're going to die from that truth. "it becomes easier and easier to stick our head in the sand, but you can't breathe anymore" - Lisa Lisa "Prayer is just a pep talk to ourselves" and wrote it off. Then I dated a christian. He was super kind to the world, showed me how to be in service. I was drawn into this by the sex. I knew all of my friends would think I was weird.  I've learned that when I do prayer, or meditation, or mantra, it helps my brain stay straight.  "Having faith that the world is better than I imagine it to be." "My life is not about me." The line I read in a book that I never read the rest of - Ted "Prayer and worship for me is being grateful and thankful for a force outside myself" - Ted What worship is like, am I in the moment, or is the moment in me. "He's standing there and knows - The world is way bigger than me "I hate to admit that I didn't realize it wasn't about me" - Lisa It doesn't matter why you're helping others.  "When we are helping another, we are loving god" Back to his friends house, He went to bed and he was full of love. The room was full of love, "Soft lightening striking my heart". Almost felt like it was too much love, he thought he might die.  We all want that religious experience! Instead of chasing the experience, I would way "whatever you want you got" Try to figure out the wind. "I've got friend who have experiences like this every day, and I want to punch them in the face!" - Ted Not getting needs met, through sex adrenaline. 18 month shelf life.  Ted has been married 15 years, halfway through marriage realized he was over doing it, and learned to re-frame it, and see it differently. Intimacy without sex.  "Far too many relationships fall short of the sweet place humans can experience" - Ted "Father, Son, Holy Spirit, My Wife" She decides she's going to love the leper." now there is the message of god. His grace swooping me up in my most leperous moment. My wife, playing out the story of Christ in my living room" - Ted "What is love: I'm going to stick with you through the changes." "Marriages are going to have storms"  "I authentically want him to thrive,"- Lisa  "You are on that grace-giving side of the equation" - Ted His wife says she was filled with something that she couldn't explain. A Biblical story, the election. [Tweet theme="tweet-box-normal-blue"]"America has stomach ache" - Lisa[/Tweet] Have we been consuming too much junk food? Record gluten intolderance levels? The emotions are so high and we aren't doing anything about it. We want someone else to do it. "I just sit here and want." - Lisa [Tweet theme="tweet-box-normal-blue"]"I think we are all looking at ourselves today, we want to be a part of the movement" - Ted[/Tweet] It's not the traditional sense of giving back, we all have a gift maybe. "My wife is a wonderful women. She levitates in this realm of wisdom" - Ted   The experience of being alive. Not doing something, not being aware of doing something. That is the gift of life.  "I thought I knew what humility was: playing a smaller role" - Lisa [Tweet theme="basic-white"]"When someone gives you language for what you're going through." - Ted[/Tweet] When you find language for your own life, and others look in and learn something. "I had a counselor named Mary that made me do visual art." - Lisa Ted was teaching seminars on marriage and porn, but didn't see it.  He didn't know how to love himself, wanted to be a savior, had the ego. "We learn to be needy sometimes" - Ted "I am living with pain, and i'm okay with that. But just saying that its' starting to get better, I'm starting to understand it more." - Ted Buddha The Four Noble Truths of Buddhism (from School of Champions) Suffering exists Suffering arises from attachment to desires Suffering ceases when attachment to desire ceases Freedom from suffering is possible by practicing the Eightfold Path   "I know that god is for us, and loves us" - Ted  "I wish I could lean on my faith more" - Lisa "It's because I'm hungry, that I believe, it's my appetite that tells me there's a meal" - Ted "I'm pulled, there's something pulling me in this human gravity" - Ted Theme in Christian blogging: How do you leave the God of your childhood? [Tweet theme="tweet-box-normal-blue"]"Scary for a little kind to think that praying the wrong way will get them killed" - Lisa[/Tweet] Christians picking up Jewish traditions for the rhythm.  Ted teaches Lisa to pray to god in the closet.  "I never let myself be still" - Lisa "for me to be quiet and think, what is it that I want, what do I feel. As a girl, I felt I wasn't important" - Lisa [Tweet theme="tweet-box-normal-blue"]"It sounds like you're at the ocean and you're afraid to swim, but I think you're at the ocean" - Ted[/Tweet] "You don't need permission, just swim." - Ted Surrender is so hard for people who grew up with little control.  "if you're in atheist, you choosing not to believe in god" - Lisa Why would you do that if something doesn't exist?        How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. 4. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 5. Right under the show description, you’ll see three tabs. “Ratings & Reviews” is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on. 6. On that page, there should be a button called “Write A Review” and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts! From your iPhone: 1. Open the “podcast” app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices. 2. In the lower right-hand corner, you’ll click on the magnifying glass “search” button and type in “marriage is funny”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 4. Select the “reviews” tab toward the top of the screen, and you’ll see a purple “Write a Review” button on the next page. 5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!        

Your life is completely different. Even than that person you thought was you. Amy Wright and The Drunk Mom She took a bunch of business courses, and nothing ever happened for her. She kept at it because she thought she was supposed to. "Hustle More!" She ran herself into the ground for 7 years trying to make it work. She is raising a teenager, and trying to be a perfect parent. Why isn't anything working out? She snapped 5-6 months ago, wasn't enjoying what she'd done in her life lost her mind. "You know what would be really cool? Cause I'm a genius!" - Amy She told her husband she wanted to make videos about all the things moms do but don't want to talk about. He was worried for the kids sake, but then she just went ahead and made the videos. She didn't tell her husband for months. "I don't want to die with any regrets" - Amy The videos were extremely well received, and she said her first step was to make a facebook page with videos she thought were totally hilarious. She hit 5000 likes within a few weeks, and her previous business page was torture. People loved this. She gets emails from people who were having a hard time with their kids and lives. The way I went viral, Share Ross, told her facebook live would grow her page fast. No regrets, let's do this! She locked herself in her bathroom, sitting on the toilet talking about real life. "The time I shit my pants and the story of imperfection." We are cautious about what we put online, sometimes its really scary. Did I just put very real stuff out there? 26000 followers in three months. It's crazy. People love that its real life, and it makes them feel normal. She shared how nasty her car was after driving the kids around for a few days. My husband had a barbie shoe stuck to his butt. The one that went viral: shit my pants drunk dancing gas station blocking diagram Not doing anything but creating, not marketing anymore. Amy had a baby when she was young. Invited on a talk show, not really what she wanted to be doing, but it was a step in the right direction. Now she just looks like s sad drunk mom on this show they ask her. People fall down, it's so much more entertaining. Where did we get the idea that we shouldn't show our imperfections? - Lisa "That shit has been communicated so long" Amy on expectations of moms to hide their imperfections. "We feel like it's our fault if everything's not perfect." - Amy "We live in this hidden society" - Lisa My boyfriend covering up his farts with the coffee grinder. "when you're not your true self, you just get depressed" - Lisa "I'm not a huge fan of rejection." - Amy How did your husband not find out? He's fairly busy and they have 5 collective kids. Once things got going, and she got comfortable stepping into the role of playing honestly. "I have this gut feeling, you can call it appalling or whatever, but I can't settle for a 9 to 5 job. I can't ignore the fact that I'm somewhat entertaining. I can't continue to push that down and ignore it, and not share my god given gift with the world." Raised by hippies. Bong on the coffee table, mirror and straw and razor. Successful parents, but very loving and accepting of people. It was just normal life for me. Trying to communicate two different worlds into one. "I've never been able to work for somebody" - Lisa on never being able to keep a job. There's more than going somewhere you hate every day. She doesn't know if it will ever make sense to her husband. Unless its raking in the dough. Just making something and putting it out there has just turned into something amazing! "If you're not doing what you're supposed to be doing it will be hard, if you're doing what you're supposed to be doing it will be easy." She will make several videos a day when she sets aside time. She comes up with these ideas in her shower and keeps the ideas in an app on her phone. She films in her laundry room. She edits her own videos still because she wants to make sure it comes out the way she means for it to. "Until I know my standards, I really can't delegate that out." - Amy Live streams as much as possible whenever she feels like it. She talked to her kids about what she was doing so they wouldn't be surprised or embarrassed. She started with her oldest. She explained to her kids how it will help people. "I want my kids to see my following a path that's something I want to do. I want them to see me being fucking brave!" - Amy Somebody let a man with a foot fetish into my show. He was groaning while I was barefoot on stage. Amy wants to hire someone to go through and delete all the horrible comments. That's the first thing she will delegate when she can hire someone else. People making shitty comments "you're a terrible excuse for a mother" nasty things, and stalking those mean people!  "You're not going to come in my living room and take a shit and leave. i'm gonna smear your face in it first, and then i'll escort you out the front door" - Amy Folding the fitted sheet- first video she ever published!  "I see other people's linen closets and i'm like, I don't get it" - Lisa Wanting to take control of all the things you should be doing, vs. doing what you do.  Share Ross- amazing, living as her real self.  "It was going to rock the boat too much, it was more change than i was willing to make at the moment." -Amy I never wanted to perform again after my boyfriend showed up at a show where I totally talked about him.    Dinner: Dead or Alive OPRAH!!!! Oprah came from some serious shit. More deplorable shit than any of us can imagine. She over came it as a black woman in the United States, struggled with her weight-- over and over and over again. "I love her resilience--it'd be Mama O!"  How do you imagine your death? It's part of life... I always thought I would die young, it's always been the driving factor in life. "perceived as untimely." I want a funeral that is packed full and I don't want it to be solemn. Rocking music, play the jack in the box over the casket. "I don't want to leave this world without making a huge impact, is the bottom line" Asshole grandparents. Dealing with the different generation and time in history. Amy asks, "When did your pubes start to turn grey?" Lisa replies: Skunk stripe early on. Then I died it. why. Then I vajazzled. Pube sisters!  Lazer your chin hairs while they're black! The white ones won't be lazered! full pubic growth - bob ross - Amy Orgasm loss around peri-menopause " I'm going to be a fucking bitch for a while" -Amy Verbal Rorschach horse - rider taco - vagina electricity - lightening peanut butter - silly jeans - really tight love - heart deer - in the headlights chinese food - cat brave - Merida clothespin - laundry open door - open door policy from corporate days What's your favorite bush? My bush!!!!!! BobRooohhhh    How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. 4. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 5. Right under the show description, you’ll see three tabs. “Ratings & Reviews” is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on. 6. On that page, there should be a button called “Write A Review” and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts! From your iPhone: 1. Open the “podcast” app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices. 2. In the lower right-hand corner, you’ll click on the magnifying glass “search” button and type in “marriage is funny”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 4. Select the “reviews” tab toward the top of the screen, and you’ll see a purple “Write a Review” button on the next page. 5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!

Your Fans are Waiting - and a spoken word piece at the end--- WHOA! How would you describe yourself? Motivational person who teaches people how to be their best self and love their best self- and their worst self Let's take all this and make something out of it. The best way to describe what i do, is the combination of real tactics and strategies to change your live, to develop your business- primarily through art. Tony Robbins is a huge inspiration.  Identify who you are at the most raw, most honest, and put those pieces together as a mold and create the individual you see.  at 6'8" can seem very intimidating, but he is a sweet heart. The physical represetation of who he is, and the quest to find more transparency in his life. Grew up in DC in "you've got drive throughs, we've got drive bys" "I saw more of the artist in you" as he has gotten to know Lisa. Sanyika hanging out with a friend in a barber shop with his friend who liked to record his thoughts, and the recorder falls out of his pocket and all the guys think they're cops! There is this weird idea that we have to torture ourselves to create. You can still be an artist and be creative.  "You don't have to be bound by the same chains of artistry and struggle. Those two things are mutually exclusive. You can still flourish and prosper." - Sanyika [Tweet theme="basic-white"]"The demonization of money is the first way that artists have been held down." @sanyikastreet #honestlylisa[/Tweet] [Tweet theme="tweet-box-normal-blue"]"If you've played it small long enough, when it looks like things are getting bigger, it gets scary." #honestlylisa[/Tweet] Fear of bouncing off negative attention, fear of not being able to handle the money (Are you listening universe? I can handle it!)  Bouncing back and forth between high and low points. "At that low point, eitherI can choose to rise into the person I always imagine myself being, or i can just stay there and hide." "Rising is scary" - Lisa "Hiding is not a life satisfied" - Lisa Listening to the heart lately, trusting things will be fine as they grow. Everyone wanted Sanyika to fit into the mold, help them move.  "I am the pick up truck" because he's big and strong. But he organizes the truck--- not even do the heavy lifting! Metaphor for what he does now! Wow! [Tweet theme="tweet-box-normal-blue"]"The way you organize and empower people to do good is by asking the powerful questions" @SanyikaStreet #honestlylisa[/Tweet] It feels like an impossible task to be honest with yourself.  "It's so easy to lie when you're 6'8" and 300lbs. Everyone thinks you're a celebrity."-Sanyika "I never want to walk the red carpet because I feel so invisible." - Lisa Sanyika realized that red carpets are for selling yourself or something, so he rarely walks one.  "If you are caught up in a world where you are not being honest with yourself, then no one can help you- no one knows what your challenges are." - Sanyika This process of revelation, vulnerability began with a video blog to tell his story.  Lisa finds it easier to tell the truth on stage than real life. How do you find that? Meditation? Therapy? "We aren't really learning anything new about ourselves, it's more about a revelation process." - Sanyika If you keep hiding, you're going to betray the people who instilled the confidence in you, and the people you could be helping. - Lisa/Sanyika Fans - Real people, maybe even your family and friends for you to be inspirational for. Not even Beyonce status. How do you not shit all over who you were, not that you're feeling better.  "The greatest gift in that struggle is humility" - Sanyika The inability to embrace people you don't agree with, when you're trying to teach the world to be more accepting. Sanyika's Instagram for awesome videos every day.  This has to resonate with me first, anything he wants to teach someone else. "There's nothing more impactful than doing something every day." -Sanyika Some mornings you don't want to do it, but every day you have a choice. It's a very simple equation.  We have choices for more than whats for dinner. Even feelings, "I don't have to feel that way."  "It's so real to me, so grounded in my reality and who I am" - Sanyika, on sharing videos every day That reality guides him. It has to come from the right place. "I am the happiest I've ever been on this planet, and that is the most powerful I can be" - Sanyika I just want to absorb his happiness! I don't know what happiness is most of the time. How shaving your boyfriend's back can bring intimacy - it's not the moments you think they are! We are monkeys grooming each other, nothing more intimate.  "It's not the award on the stage. It is the impact of great moments in your life aligning at the right time " -Sanyika --Or the ability to see it! - Lisa   We are searching for the path, we want to know the way.  Things we aspire to 1) Better quality of life, and 2) Better quality relationships We are really not in this alone, we are sharing a human experience. Incubating your own ideas feels like insanity. OR asking everyone else what to do. Where are you in this? "We must pursue information with the curiosity of a 5 year old, and with the diligence to challenge everyone." -Sanyika You have to do the work on your own, and then ask others when you hit a roadblock. If you want to find the answers, you need to ask the questions and surround yourself with others who will ask you questions for you to answer! Be wary of people who tell you what to do. No one can tell you what to do, when you want something in your heart.  [Tweet theme="tweet-box-normal-blue"]"As people we underestimate the importance of communities." @SanyikaStreet #honestlylisa #honestlylisapodcast[/Tweet] Biggest punishment in society-- solitary confinement. " We punish ourselves by trapping ourselves in our own ideas. The first thing you do is be honest!" - Sanyika Make sure you watch Tony Robbin's documentary "I am Not Your Guru" - bust down your misperceptions, because he is amazing at helping people. Communities are critical to advancing society, because we can't replicate our individual selves. We have a gift, but there are other things we aren't good at, and we need help.  How do I create a community, get people to help me with what I'm doing? "You have to have a message that's greater than you" - Sanyika You think that people gravitate toward you because you're the hero. But there is a journey that that hero embarks upon- They are searching for a mentor. The mentor empowers the hero to be their best self.  Follow the formula that relates to the client/customer/audience. It's never been about you. Danielle LaPorte's Desrie Map - Figuring out what motivates your soul, and being honest and going through ups and downs with yourself.  Dinner Dead or Alive: Tony Robbins Being open to the possibilities of what your desires show to you. Not getting caught up in the original goal.  What do I want to do? What are the actions I need to do to get there? VERBAL RORSCHACH  Love - Warmth Confusion - Fear planets - aligned chinese food - amazing shoes - big stars - overrated hats - don't fit on my head tacos - on every corner in a taco truck peace - always motivation - nothing without action roses - a reminder to stay grounded dirt - the truth         How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. 4. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 5. Right under the show description, you’ll see three tabs. “Ratings & Reviews” is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on. 6. On that page, there should be a button called “Write A Review” and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts! From your iPhone: 1. Open the “podcast” app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices. 2. In the lower right-hand corner, you’ll click on the magnifying glass “search” button and type in “marriage is funny”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 4. Select the “reviews” tab toward the top of the screen, and you’ll see a purple “Write a Review” button on the next page. 5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!

Shannon Bobo I really just think if I have her close to me for 50 minutes, then I can grab some of that youthful exuberance, that vivaciousness, that positive feeling that it will stick to me like glue..   "I just have this zest for life, I guess. It's not always easy, I can tell you that. It's a choice. A moment by moment choice" - Shannon "Unless you're about to fly me somewhere or pay me something, you don't need to know how old I am" - Shannon Did stand up for youth christian highschool kids, no wonder she felt she didn't do so well. Why we don't really care if our family and friends come out to see our stand up. Shannon is live streaming comedy for sonicbox up to seven hours, daily. Not porn-actually! People listen all day at work, and she's actually developing a fan base. This video "The Struggle is Real" about online dating! "I don't believe in god outside of us" - Shannon on asking for energetic help when she needs it. She grew up in a non-denominational christian church with gospel and shaming, "Beat you up type church." It felt so wrong to her that the pastor was driving a Cadillac from multiple passings of the collection plat--and the toilets in the church didn't flush. "In order to not feel bad about all the wrongs all the time, we have to make fun of it to ourselves"-Lisa Shannon was way more interested in having intelligent conversations with the grown ups and they were always telling her to get out and play. She came to LA to be an actor, but didn't believe it could be a practical career for her, so she worked in casting. "I will make the rules in life as long as it's kindness" - Lisa "I'm learning about myself, by who I want to be around" - Shannnon "What is it about me, that I see in him?" - Shannon It's not necessary to be the broke actor, casting is such a weird crap shoot, you can't get caught up in it because it's a numbers lottery. "If the job is yours, it was always yours. If you didn't book it, it was never yours." - Shannon "I never let one thing be my source." Shannon on moving on when her jobs weren't working out. Shannon grew up half in Evanston, IL  "Moral-Obama-Black sort of thing, street but sweet" - Shannon "I think all my high school friends who thought I was weird think I'm cool now"- Lisa + Shannon She followed her boyfriend to college in Madison, and he broke up with her right before school started! Last boyfriend was a minister of new thought, old wisdom and was super manipulative. After they were together for 3-4 years, he turned around and said something completely different. Manifesting manipulation: Trump seems pretty happy with all his money, even though he does horrible things. Online dating doesn't work for us. "They are always much shorter than they say" but it's okay because her friends fix her up all the time. The Four Man Plan by Cindy Lewis - That book did not work for Shannon. It was way too much work, even though getting the date wasn't the hard part. "He tried to kiss me and I wanted to throw up" - Shannon on dating against your type and forcing it. "So do you think he was farting out of anger?" - Lisa "You don't want me, and I'm good with that- I want everyone in the whole world to like me, and that is bad." - Lisa "I don't feel bad at all, cause I dodged the bullet" - Shannon on guys being mean after she turns them down. "If someone doesn't like you, it has everything to do with them, nothing to do with you" - Shannon Dinner with: Beyonce "Even Beyonce gets cheated on" - Lisa "No one is exempt" - Shannon from real life pain, like cheating. Judd Apatow telling her a sarcastic "Good luck with that." Re: stand up, lit the fire under her. "I gave up fighting for things that aren't mine" - Shannon The sheer will to live life fully expressed - where does that come from? Rough childhood and knowing the most horrible things have happened already. When everything is full of love and like a dream, it makes her feel like "I want the experience of having a husband and child" - Shannon When her best friend got married, she wasn't jealous, but she saw the beauty of her love and wanted it for herself. After the farting guy, she just decided not to date. That's a real talent, he should be on america's got talent. PSA to men with farty cars - open the windows. "Passive aggressive farting is not something you want in a relationship" - Lisa How are you going to die? Old age, just not waking up one day. "Par for the course of being Jewish is that you just think a lot about how you're going to die. And you think whenever anything in your body hurts, its because you're dying. It's the Woody Allen Syndrome." - Lisa Verbal Rorschach yellow - happy bluebird - joy toast - ew! love - I can't wait to find the one giggles - you keep making me giggle eyebrows - oh they better be on point all the time! paris - that's where I want to go next year, I can't wait to visit by myself sombrero - back to Mexico Chinese food - hot and sour soup pizza - gluten free jewels - LOVE color - always a splash of color mountains - can't wait to climb as many of them as possible     How to leave a love note on iTunes for Honestly Lisa Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. 4. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 5. Right under the show description, you’ll see three tabs. “Ratings & Reviews” is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on. 6. On that page, there should be a button called “Write A Review” and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts! From your iPhone: 1. Open the “podcast” app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices. 2. In the lower right-hand corner, you’ll click on the magnifying glass “search” button and type in “marriage is funny”. 3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don’t accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead. 4. Select the “reviews” tab toward the top of the screen, and you’ll see a purple “Write a Review” button on the next page. 5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!  

Today I needed to just touch base with you and give you an old chestnut.   Are we moving forward? Am I grown up yet!!!!   Can you participate? Am I to needy?   This is a little recap of my podcast journey to finding me so far, with a wild over share of my sex life and my heart.   Help me on my quest! Who do YOU think I should interview next?   “What is my meal that I want to feed to the World?” - Lisa Orkin #honestlylisa    Who am I? Can you tell me?   “I digress into smelliness.” - Lisa Orkin #honestlylisa    Previously on Honestly Lisa:   070: I Married My High-School Sweetheart feat. Lee Cuellar 068: Reloaded feat. Paula Killen 066: He Ain’t Heavy He’s My Brother! feat. Haris and Mike Orkin 064: Political Activism on Speed Dial feat. Jane Edith Wilson 062: I’m Not Lazy, I’m Self Employed feat. Antonio Sacre 060: Can Hypnotherapy Save Lisa from Her Procrastination Problem? feat. Carmen Isais 058: Can You be Mediocre and Still be Successful? Sheep are Happy Too feat. Nikki Tanyika Lewis 056: Love Your Bad Thoughts, Like a Piece of Chocolate feat. Melody Park Shin 054: Doctor it Hurts When I Do This feat. Philippe Coudoux 052: Instructions for Breathing feat. Rina Jakubowicz 050: How Do You Want to Die? feat. Dr. Martha Joe Atkins 048: Who’s in Charge Here? feat. Share Ross 046: Are You There God? It’s me Lisa feat. Rabbi Jim Kaufman 044: Love Your Inner Cat Lady because She’s A Goddess feat. Renee Starr 042: A Primal Scream feat. Suzanne Whang “I drink green drinks, why can’t I find a normal man?!” -Lisa Orkin #honestlylisa    I call the story at the end, Jesus and handcuffs: What’s my Pez?   “My curiously minty vagina spoke for me.” -Lisa Orkin #honestlylisa #altoid   “Do you ever have fantasies of tying your lovers up and performing Altoid cunnilingus?” -Lisa Orkin #honestlylisa   

070: I Married My High-School Sweetheart feat. Lee Cuellar   “time made me stronger, you're no longer on my mind” ― Boyz II Men   I interviewed my ex-husband… wanted dig into his head to see if there were clues to my quest to find me. And find his take on our marriage. I think I was not as kind to him and was really about getting as opposed to giving. It could have been youth but really I had a lot of growing up to do.   We were married 18 years. Dated for 2 officially and were together for 4 years. Separated twice and divorced once. And finally ended in 2000. And we still talk. Met at Kaleidoscope Disco, I asked him to dance. He said no.   I am such a dork I thought his name was Woody for weeks.   A relationship built on bickering and great sex. I should send a bill for house training him.   Lee moved back to Jersey when we were 16. When we dropped him off at the airport this Alice Cooper song came on and we both got teary eyed.   The Alice Cooper song I referenced in the show was You and Me, but the song that actually played I think was How You Gonna See Me Now?   Visited him in New York and we got into Studio 54!   First place we lived was a crime scene apartment in Germany. There were numbers on the couch from the crime scene. Creepy.   Lee was watching the Olympics, I decided to put on something sexy. He couldn’t stop laughing for a solid 10 minutes. Never again.   We decided to have a baby, went to Greece and drank Ouzo and she was conceived.   Perpetual chainsmokers that we were, we managed to both quit smoking when the rabbit died.   “Wait until she’s a teenager, then she’ll really start shitting on you.” -Grandma Bunny #honestlylisa    Got a puppy right before having a baby, not the brightest idea to have a puppy and a baby at the same time.   I was probably fired 10 times in the first 10 years of our marriage, but I insisted on private school for our daughter.   I don’t know how we managed to keep our marriage together, I was a terrible housekeeper, couldn’t keep a job, and never wanted to have sex.   “Wow, was I mesmerized by her pussy!” -Lisa Orkin #honestlylisa   Our dog Sidney ran away, and she was gone for like 3 months. Then I found her at the pound by accident one day. I lost my mind, Sidney lost her mind!   When I met Lee’s new wife at our daughter’s graduation, I had just gone spelunking and my legs were covered in bruises and scrapes. There she was, looking perfectly put together and there I was in a sundress and cowboy boots and bloody legs.   Lee set me on the path to be a comedian, about 5 years into our marriage he turned to me and said “Wow, you’re really funny!”.   We separated once and got back together. The second time we separated it was hellacious. It ended really hideously, but it needed to so we could both grow.   “You can’t put the shit back in the donkey.” -Lee Cuellar #honestlylisa    Did a musical together while living in Germany - The Boyfriend   “Live your life, and be happy.” -Lee Cuellar’s advice to his daughter #honestlylisa Questions for Lee:   If you could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, who would it be? Lee: Elvis or Teddy Roosevelt. How do you see yourself dying? Lee: Underneath the wife, screwed to death.   What is your favorite bush? Lee: A carefully trimmed one.   “Knock it off or I’m going to hide your teeth!” A loving exchange between Lee’s Mom and Dad #honestlylisa  We eloped and were married by a Joyce Bulifant look alike in a little White Chapel in Vegas. We couldn’t afford Elvis. Didn’t tell my parents until they found my marriage certificate. Whoops. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honestly Lisa is an audio road trip through my soul... or just an excuse to talk to people to help figure out who I am at 53ish. I talk to everyone from ex-boyfriends, lovers, family member to comedians, writers, filmmakers, mystics, guru's in the hopes of finding a path that feels right for my life. My hope is in my quest for enlightenment/happiness/peace/contentment my conversations will help you feel better about your life. I love comments and feedback! And don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   Please feel free to share and leave a comment on itunes. I love when you do!   ========================================­­===   Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/  

You can make a change. Lisa gets a lesson in activism. I always saw Jane as someone completely different, I saw her as a Polyanna. But she’s not a Polyanna, she never was. Don’t judge a Polyanna by her cover. The more I do this podcast, the more I learn that my perception of people or the stories I have perceived of people, are actually completely biased and what I want them to be. But the people themselves are actually so much better! “I’m not concerned about hurting Donald Trump’s feelings.” -Jane Edith Wilson #honestlylisa   Follow Jane on Twitter! Show Notes: Temple Beth Hillel NRA - National Rifle Association Magpul 2012 Iowa Caucus Tea Party DREAM Act Encyclopedia Brown Claire’s Boutique Dawn Dolls Hula Punch Lark Cigarettes Taco Bell Canon   “I’m a yogi and I eat meat, and that’s like, a thing.” -Lisa Orkin #honestlylisa “To Lisa, the cry baby of the class” -An excerpt from Lisa’s yearbook #honestlylisa Jane’s Causes:   Women Against Gun Violence Turn the House Blue Mom’s Demand Action Everytown USA CRI-Help   Name Dropping:   Martin Luther King Jr. Kevin Kline - Sophie’s Choice Michelle Bachman Rick Perry Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah Dana Loesch Ann Coulter Joni Ernst Howard Dean Dennis Kucinich Jules Feiffer   ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honestly Lisa is an audio road trip through my soul... or just an excuse to talk to people to help figure out who I am at 53ish. I talk to everyone from ex-boyfriends, lovers, family member to comedians, writers, filmmakers, mystics, guru's in the hopes of finding a path that feels right for my life. My hope is in my quest for enlightenment/happiness/peace/contentment my conversations will help you feel better about your life. I love comments and feedback! And don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   Please feel free to share and leave a comment on itunes. I love when you do!   ========================================­­===   Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/  

WARNING: Lisa gets hypnotized   “My evil genius Procrastination has whispered me to tarry 'til a more convenient season.” Mary Todd Lincoln #honestlylisa    Carmen Isais took me on the Journey, Carmen is a Professional Life Coach, Facilitator & Trainer specializing in Integrative Coaching & Coaching Mentorship. There is more info about Carmen below.   So here’s the deal, I didn’t bawk like a chicken or moo like a cow! That would have been easier and less revealing.   Also, when I listened back, I noticed my voice actually shifted while I was hypnotized. I was very unsure whether I wanted to release this episode because it’s makes me feel so vulnerable, but here it is. Sorry dad.   It felt more like a super relaxed trance state where new pathways revealed a part of my brain that I had closed off, taped off with duct tape, to stories from my past that I have held onto my whole life.  Stories I twisted with age into the unconscious reasons to why I hold myself back in life by procrastinating....PLAYING IT SMALL.     PLAYING IT SMALL!   Stories I hold on to, like old sexy underwear at the bottom of my underwear drawer that I have not seen in 20 years and will never ever wear, but I let just hang out and take space. That was a shitty analogy! Like a takeout menu you still have even though the restaurant has closed 20 years ago that you find in a junk drawer and shove back into the junk drawer knowing damn well it’s of no use.  Fuck it! I have no analogies… just listen.   It’s not writer’s block! It’s procrastination!   Hi. my name is Lisa and I am a lifelong PROCRASTINATOR.   Check out Carmen’s Website here! Join Carmen’s 30 Day Gratitude Practice here For today’s listeners Carmen has shared a free self hypnosis audio walk through, listen here! Show Notes:      SRA Tests “It was the sixties, so the teachers were smoking cigarettes and drinking Tab.” #honestlylisa    “I like to get my ideas out there, so I can connect with people.”#honestlylisa     “My mind is much smarter than me.”#honestlylisa    Vocabulary Words:   Interpersonal Neurobiology Ego State Therapy Parts Integration TAB   ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honestly Lisa is an audio road trip through my soul... or just an excuse to talk to people to help figure out who I am at 53ish. I talk to everyone from ex-boyfriends, lovers, family member to comedians, writers, filmmakers, mystics, guru's in the hopes of finding a path that feels right for my life. My hope is in my quest for enlightenment/happiness/peace/contentment my conversations will help you feel better about your life. I love comments and feedback! And don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   Please feel free to share and leave a comment on itunes. I love when you do!   ========================================­­===   Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/  

On the outside looking in, Nikki looked to me like she has it all! And I wanted to know from Nikki why and if she could help get me get it all, relationship, business, crazy ass confidence and drive. Or just confidence. I said outloud on the podcast twice that I have been thinking about marriage again. So if you see my boyfriend don’t tell him I said that. Don’t worry. He does not read the show notes or read my blog or listen to my podcast. Honestly he doesn’t know about Honestly Lisa and I plan to keep it that way. Nikki has found her purpose in life, and that purpose is business! Nikki is here to pursue business, to learn it, and to teach it to you!   Today I got to chat with the awesome Nikki Tanyika Lewis about everything from sheep and our love of Target, to becoming a successful entrepreneur.   Check out Nikki’s Biz Underdog to Topdog blog and podcast here! Find Nikki's Facebook page here. Nikki has provided a freebie sample of her book The Ultimate Food Business Starter Guide, so  check it out! If you want more, the ebook is available here (she even has an audiobook version available if you don’t feel like reading).   Show Notes:   What is Myer’s Briggs?  Brene Brown interviews Oprah   “If I could do a show at ten in the morning in a Target parking lot, that I think would be perfect.”  - Lisa Orkin   Eggs and coffee in the morning, thanks to Tim Ferriss   “Even in the world of sheep…there must be one sheep that’s in charge of all the other sheep.” -Lisa Orkin   Momentum - A Chrome extension  Evernote  Link for the Lucky Bitch book by Denise Duffield Thomas     Nikki’s Verbal Rorschach:   Light - Heaven Creation - God Cookies - Yum Tree - Rainbow Chocolate - Tonight Turmeric - Indian? Love - Life Computer - Dad Kale - Fave Levitation - Blaine (as in David Blaine) Touch - Trey Heart - Cupid Spirit - Connected Work - Love Marshmallow - Ahhh ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honestly Lisa is an audio road trip through my soul... or just an excuse to talk to people to help figure out who I am at 53ish. I talk to everyone from ex-boyfriends, lovers, family member to comedians, writers, filmmakers, mystics, guru's in the hopes of finding a path that feels right for my life. My hope is in my quest for enlightenment/happiness/peace/contentment my conversations will help you feel better about your life. I love comments and feedback! And don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   Please feel free to share and leave a comment on itunes. I love when you do!   ========================================­­===   Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/  

Dick Orkin, award winning voice actor, radio producer, and creator of “The Chicken Man” joins the Business of Story Podcast with his daughter, Lisa Orkin to help you illuminate your business stories with a dash of humor. The Business of Story is sponsored by Emma, Convince & Convert, and Oracle Marketing Cloud. Emma helps marketers everywhere send smart, stylish email newsletters, promotions, and automated campaigns, and help us all rest a little easier knowing our marketing emailing is doing its job. Check out their newest publication at Myemma.com/click. Each day the team at Convince & Convert picks a topic and sends you the three best resources ever created about that topic. It's topical, it's timely, it's useful, so go to definitivedigest.com and subscribe to their email newsletter now. Oracle Marketing Cloud offers an introduction to marketing automation, with tips that marketers need to automate and optimize. In This Episode How to write for the theater of the mind How to break your content into a three act play How to delineate between acts one, two, and three. Start with the problem that your customer has: the setup. Make it personal: use your own experiences to base your story upon. Reveal the solution to the problem in a surprising way. How to have fun while crafting your story Resources Radio Ranch The Radio Ranch Facebook page Chicken Man The Secret Adventures of the Tooth Fairy honestlylisa.com Honestly Lisa, Lisa's podcast Stan Freberg “It Only Hurts When I Laugh,” by Stan Freberg Bob and Ray Nichols and May Marie Forleo Danielle LaPorte Serial The Message Myths and Legends Park@BusinessOfStory.com   Visit http://bit.ly/BizofStory for more insights from your favorite storytellers.

Show Notes:  Melody is a soul awakening alchemist, reality up-grader, and mermaid. Please go check out Melody Park Shin's Facebook group here! Melody and I discussed this Hawaiian prayer, so here it is as promised! Ho'O'pono'pono is an ancient Hawaiian prayer of forgiveness, love, and healing. There are four phrases that are used as a prayer or declaration. You must first quiet your mind and focus on yourself and being present in your heart. The Ho'O'pono'pono phrases are used to assist in self-cleansing.  The first phrase is "I am sorry", you apologize for whatever you may have knowingly or unknowingly contributed to this situation. "Please forgive me", you acknowledge that on some level you have contributed to the situation simply because it exists in your frame of reality. You are taking responsibility for the situation.  "Thank you", you are expressing gratitude and offering thanks to your true self. "I love you", you are offering these words to your true self as well as the true nature/self of the other person or the situation. These phrases are meant to acknowledge, forgive, and offer love to a situation or person that is concerning you.  "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." Sir Isaac Newton's third law of motion ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honestly Lisa is an audio road trip through my soul... or just an excuse to talk to people to help figure out who I am at 53ish. I talk to everyone from ex-boyfriends, lovers, family member to comedians, writers, filmmakers, mystics, guru's in the hopes of finding a path that feels right for my life. My hope is in my quest for enlightenment/happiness/peace/contentment my conversations will help you feel better about your life. I love comments and feedback! And don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   Please feel free to share and leave a comment on itunes. I love when you do!   ========================================­­===   Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/  

Honestly Lisa is an audio road trip through my soul... or just an excuse to talk to people to help figure out who I am at 53ish. I talk to everyone from ex-boyfriends, lovers, family member to comedians, writers, filmmakers, mystics, guru's in the hopes of finding a path that feels right for my life. My hope is in my quest for enlightenment/happiness/peace/contentment my conversations will help you feel better about your life. I love coments and feedback! And don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   Please feel free to share and leave a comment on itunes. I love when you do!   ========================================­­===   Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/  

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. Albert Einstein   ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honestly Lisa is an audio road trip through my soul... or just an excuse to talk to people to help figure out who I am at 53ish. I talk to everyone from ex-boyfriends, lovers, family member to comedians, writers, filmmakers, mystics, guru's in the hopes of finding a path that feels right for my life. My hope is in my quest for enlightenment/happiness/peace/contentment my conversations will help you feel better about your life. I love coments and feedback! And don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   Please feel free to share and leave a comment on itunes. I love when you do!   ========================================­­===   Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/  

======================================== Welcome to Love Bites!   Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.   http://www.honestlylisa.com   What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   ========================================­­=== Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.   Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

A special Mother's Day episode.   ======================================== Honestly Lisa is an audio road trip through my soul... or just an excuse to talk to people to help figure out who I am at 53ish. I talk to everyone from ex-boyfriends, lovers, family member to comedians, writers, filmmakers, mystics, guru's in the hopes of finding a path that feels right for my life. My hope is in my quest for enlightenment/happiness/peace/contentment my conversations will help you feel better about your life. I love comments and feedback! And don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   Please feel free to share and leave a comment on itunes. I love when you do!   ========================================­­=== Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.       Starring Lisa Orkin Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/   Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/  

Who’s in charge? And who cast me in the part of me?   Why do I not see me?   Share  Ross and I talk about every thing from impostor syndrome, emotional roadblocks, how do inspire yourself, money, self love, Bam’s Bush, Eckhart Tolle, Show Biz and how Share found her crazy cool road from the band Vixen to Rock and roll Life coach.     ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honestly Lisa is an audio road trip through my soul... or just an excuse to talk to people to help figure out who I am at 53ish. I talk to everyone from ex-boyfriends, lovers, family member to comedians, writers, filmmakers, mystics, guru's in the hopes of finding a path that feels right for my life. My hope is in my quest for enlightenment/happiness/peace/contentment my conversations will help you feel better about your life. I love coments and feedback! And don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   Please feel free to share and leave a comment on itunes. I love when you do!   ========================================­­===   Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/  

======================================== Welcome to Love Bites!   Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.   http://www.honestlylisa.com   What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   ========================================­­=== Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.   Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Lisa interviews her family Rabbi Jim Kaufman, about divorce, relationships, serial monogamy, and god. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++   Lisa Orkin is trying to find herself, or whatever that means. Please hit SUBSCRIBE to get all of the dirt, and don’t forget to share with your friends!   ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

======================================== Welcome to Love Bites!   Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.   http://www.honestlylisa.com   What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   ========================================­­=== Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.   Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

  ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++   Lisa Orkin is trying to find herself, or whatever that means. Please hit SUBSCRIBE to get all of the dirt, and don’t forget to share with your friends!   ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honestly Lisa is an audio road trip through my soul... or just an excuse to talk to people to help figure out who I am at 53ish. I talk to everyone from ex-boyfriends, lovers, family member to comedians, writers, filmmakers, mystics, guru's in the hopes of finding a path that feels right for my life. My hope is in my quest for enlightenment/happiness/peace/contentment my conversations will help you feel better about your life. I love coments and feedback! And don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   Please feel free to share and leave a comment on itunes. I love when you do!   ========================================­­===   Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

======================================== Welcome to Love Bites!   Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.   http://www.honestlylisa.com   What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   ========================================­­=== Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.   Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Welcome to the new season of the ever evolving Honestly Lisa docu-cast!  My first guest is comedian and special friend Ritch Shydner http://www.ritchshydner.com/ Welcome to the new season of the ever evolving Honestly Lisa docu-cast! My first guest is my special friend, comedian Ritch Shydner. We get completely down and dirty, plus Ritch does an actual spit take and we reveal a few secrets. We also have a premature ending... so when you think it's over it's not. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honestly Lisa is an audio road trip through my soul... or just an excuse to talk to people to help figure out who I am at 53ish. I talk to everyone from ex-boyfriends, lovers, family member to comedians, writers, filmmakers, mystics, guru's in the hopes of finding a path that feels right for my life. My hope is in my quest for enlightenment/happiness/peace/contentment my conversations will help you feel better about your life. I love coments and feedback! And don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   Please feel free to share and leave a comment on itunes. I love when you do!   ========================================­­===   Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/  

When men and women try to communicate ======================================== Welcome to Love Bites!   Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.   http://www.honestlylisa.com   What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   ========================================­­=== Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.   Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Who doesn't?    ======================================== Welcome to Love Bites!   Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.   http://www.honestlylisa.com   What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   ========================================­­=== Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.   Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

  Do you keep track of all the people you've slept with? ======================================== Welcome to Love Bites!   Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.   http://www.honestlylisa.com   What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   ========================================­­=== Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.   Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

I don't to ask for fear of knowing...   ======================================== Welcome to Love Bites!   Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.   http://www.honestlylisa.com   What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   ========================================­­=== Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.   Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

When I say "I love you," I'm not just saying it for my health. Who says thank you?! ======================================== Welcome to Love Bites!   Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.   http://www.honestlylisa.com   What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   ========================================­­=== Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.   Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

How much is too much groupon? Can't we have a non-groupon date? ======================================== Welcome to Love Bites!   Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.   http://www.honestlylisa.com   What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   ========================================­­=== Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.   Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

How make or break is Mary Jane really?   ======================================== Welcome to Love Bites!   Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.   http://www.honestlylisa.com   What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   ========================================­­=== Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.   Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Now, I love being an independent woman, but I love when a man offers to help. What do you think? ======================================== Welcome to Love Bites!   Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.   http://www.honestlylisa.com   What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   ========================================­­=== Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.   Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Quid pro quo doesn't even begin to cover it. ======================================== Welcome to Love Bites!   Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.   http://www.honestlylisa.com   What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   ========================================­­=== Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.   Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

When packing road trip food is a relationship deal breaker.  ======================================== Welcome to Love Bites!   Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.   http://www.honestlylisa.com   What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   ========================================­­===   Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.   Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/    

How soon is too soon to take your boyfriend to a family wedding?  ===========================================   Welcome to Love Bites!   Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.   http://www.honestlylisa.com   What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.   ========================================­­=== **Click Below to SUBSCRIBE for More Videos: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin ======================================= Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.   Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin Edited By Jimmy Lee Wirt Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/ Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/   Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/