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MDJ Script/ Top Stories for April 9th Publish Date:  April 9th    Commercial: From the BG Ad Group Studio, Welcome to the Marietta Daily Journal Podcast.    Today is Wednesday, April 9th and Happy Birthday to Hugh Heffner ***04.09.25 - BIRTHDAY – HUGH HEFFNER*** I’m Keith Ippolito and here are the stories Cobb is talking about, presented by Times Journal ‘Bound to Work’: Marietta Eyes Relocation of Downtown Dumpsters Austell Dance Team's Trailer Containing Props, Set Pieces Stolen Before Competition Cobb Moves Toward Consolidating Commuter Bus Routes, Nixing Free Loop All of this and more is coming up on the Marietta Daily Journal Podcast, and if you are looking for community news, we encourage you to listen and subscribe!  BREAK: MONSTER JAM 2025_FINAL STORY 1: ‘Bound to Work’: Marietta Eyes Relocation of Downtown Dumpsters After over a decade of debate, Marietta city officials are advancing plans to relocate three city-owned dumpsters near Marietta Square. 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Niece: The GGK Girls take more interest in Jakeby  musicankane - listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.After Alexis left, Jake lay in bed for a while staring up at the ceiling and thought about his sudden womanly success. It was so sudden and out of nowhere that he couldn't believe that it had really happened. Though the wet spot between his legs proved that it was. However Jake couldn't help feel like something was off.This kind of thing didn't happen to him, he was a nerd, a geek, a Dungeons and Dragons dungeon master, girls didn't just approach him the way Alexis did. And he certainly didn't have the courage to approach them. While he was thankful to finally have gotten rid of his V-card, the whole thing smelt fishy.Finally he sat up in the bed and shifted over to the restroom to clean himself with a towel and wash his face. Alexis had mentioned GGK, one of the craziest sororities on campus. GGK was the place every girl wanted to be a part of, and every guy wanted to party at. But it was exclusive, in a sense. GGK had a reputation for only accepting the hottest of the hot when it came to their sisterhood. Alexis would certainly fit that bill in Jake's opinion, but with GGK's standards who knew.Then something occurred to him. Alexis had wanted a picture of his....package, she had played it off as a sexy little fun thing, but she also was very deliberate about the picture she took. Most frats liked to haze their new pledges; it was officially banned on campus but that didn't stop anyone. It was one of those rule that the college had to have written on paper to look good, but nobody ever actually enforced it as far as Jake had ever heard. If a girl like Alexis was trying to get into GGK, then what kind of hazing would a frat of incredibly hot girls make a new pledge do?Maybe get a dick pic from a dork. Something to hold over the new girl as leverage. Something to use later to embarrass her should she step out of line down the road?Jake felt a pit in his stomach, he had been used. He had to have been. But if that had been the case, then why would Alexis come back to pop his cherry? Unless the picture she took wasn't good enough and they demanded more form her. But she hadn't taken any pictures, at least any that he was aware of, while they were doing the dirty. So that part didn't add up.Rather than debate on it in his head, Jake decided to try and get answered from GGK itself. Jake quickly got dressed and made his way over to the GGK house which was quite a walk from his dorm. Alexis had invited him to a party tomorrow, but even from down the block Jake could hear music thumping from the direction of the frat house. GGK was a party every day of the week if they could get away with it.Well at least he wouldn't be waking anyone up. He wondered if Alexis was already there, or if she wasn't allowed entry until she was officially a member.Jake stood out front for a minute, just looking at the house, the music loud enough now to nearly deafen him from his own thoughts. Inside he could see the shapes of people dancing, or mingling together. What was he doing here? Really? Who would he even ask about Alexis, and would they even give him any kind of answer? Hell there was a strong possibility that whomever answered the door would simply laugh in his face and shut the door on him."Are you hazing Alexis? Did you make her fuck me to become a pledge?" Jake rattled the questions through his head. "Why? Why me?" Though the answer to that was that he was an obvious target, and putting a new pledge on him would be very embarrassing. Especially if Alexis already had a boyfriend. Embarrass her, her boyfriend, and make her a cheater on top of all of it. It would be enough dirt to hold over anyone's head. It also sounded really fucked up.Jake thought about walking away and forgetting it. What did it matter to him anyway? He would never have a chance with someone as stunningly hot as Alexis normally, and if they had picked him to be her target then, well good for him he figured.He turned away from the door, but in the same motion spun right back around and returned to facing the house. No it wasn't right. Right?He didn't realize he had walked up to the door, until he was already reaching for the bell. His finger hesitated right over the button for a moment, before he sighed and pressed it. Whether or not the bell worked he couldn't tell. The music was so loud that anyone hearing the ring would be a miracle, let alone figuring out it was the doorbell.Yet despite that, it didn't take more than thirty seconds before someone opened the door.Jake blinked at the woman who trust open the door. She was tall, at least an inch or two taller than him even, with long flowing raven black hair and icy blue eyes. Her figure was basically insanity, slim, fit, tight, long legs, flat flawless stomach, and full firm honeydew sized breasts. She was stunning, as per GGK law, and even could put Alexis to shame."Who the fuck?" She started, holding a red solo cup. At first her face was nothing but annoyance, how dare someone uninvited disturb her party. But her face quickly changed as she got a good look at him. Her gaze ran over Jake up and down which made him turn a little red, the way her face shifted into a smirk and her eyes seemed fill with mischief told him that Alexis had taken the picture to the sorority. He had never felt so embarrassed, or ashamed.The woman's tone changed as well, "Oh well look at what we have here. Mr. Baseball Bat." She said in a teasing tone. Her stance shifted as she moved her weight to lean against the open door frame. "What brings you here, Tripod?" She asked still with a hint of teasing mischief.Jake opened his mouth and closed it, trying to think of the right thing to say. "I...uh....is Alexis here?" He asked, wincing in his head for not being able to come out and ask what he really wanted to ask. Though this was a good first step. Who was Mr. Baseball Bat?The woman glanced back to the party going on loudly behind her. Then back to him, "Sorry no. She's not official yet and only full members and invitees allowed tonight. We are having an opening night party tomorrow and she'll be here then though."Jake nodded, "Yeah I heard about that." He muttered. "Okay um...so she isn't an official member then, but she's trying to be?"The woman smirked again and gave him a look. "I think you and I both know that answer don't we? Why don't you man up and tell me why you're here Jake."That surprised him, she knew his name though he was fairly certain....actually he was one-hundred percent positive he had never spoken to this girl before. Though perhaps she knew him from a class and he never noticed, though looking at her now he didn't think she could be anywhere near him and not have him notice her. But there was a chance if she passes him while in the middle of school work or preparing a D&D game."What do you mean?" He asked her.She rolled her eyes and stepped out of the door towards him. "You're here to see if Alexis was just fucking with you right? To see if she was using you like a little....err maybe not so little guinea pig." She place a finger on his chest. "The answer to that is, yes, we've all seen you." She pushed herself close to him, so close that her scent invaded into his nose and clouded his mind. She smelt of vanilla and a little bit of Jack Daniels, and the combination gave him a heady rush.Then she stepped back to the door and crossed her arms as she leaned back against the frame. "The question is, what do you plan to do about it?" She asked."NIECE!" Came another girl's voice from inside. A bubbly brunette bobbed into view from around the tall woman. "Hey what are you.....?" She started asked, but stopped short when she saw Jake standing there looking like a confused little lamb. "Oh....is this?"Niece nodded, "That's him. Who would have ever guessed huh?"The other girl smiled at Jake up and down, licking her lips as she did so. Then she tapped frantically on Niece's arm. "Oh let's invite him in! I want to play with him."Niece raised an eyebrow, not to the other girl but to Jake. "You hear that? You've become quite popular, and there are so many willing to play." Her smile almost became evil. "We can teach you a much better game than that Dragons and Douchebags you like."The other girl darted forward and grabbed Jake's arm. "Oh come on big boy, let's have fun!" She insisted.Jake only stared at Niece, "What world did I walk into?"Niece shrugged and stepped aside of the door. "Only one way to find out isn't there?" She gestured invitingly towards the door to him.A pit of dread seemed to build within him, like the devil was invited him into a house of sin. Not that he thought that sex or anything like that was sinful, the way this was playing out had a forbidden flavor that he couldn't shake. And as the other girl tugged at his arm, pulling him towards the door, it was also something he couldn't resist.As he passed the threshold to the GGK house. The smell of a million hot girl perfumes, and truckloads of booze filled his nose. It smelt like what he imagined a strip club would smell like. They had dim lighting all over the house, with colored strobes of purple, pink, red, and blue flashing over the walls. The music beat at him like a drum, pounding into his head until he was damn near senseless.The brunette holding his arm let him go and slapped his chest, "I'm gonna get you a drink." She announced loudly and bounced away before Jake could tell her he didn't drink."What do you think?" Niece asked.Jake glanced at her, "It's....a lot." He admitted. "Not something I'm exactly used to." He turned to her and asked, "Look I just came to ask if you guys are the reason behind Alexis' sudden.....interest in a geek like me."Niece polished off whatever she had in her solo cup and set it on a random table nearby. "Look, Jake it's the way of things here. We put all new recruits through initiation to prove they want to be here. Sometimes that means making them do something with a random selected person." She told him simply. "But the ‘something', is a task which usually is a delight for the guy, and you looked pretty happy to be in that picture if your rigid dick is anything to go by." She grinned.Jake blinked in disbelief, "You made Alexis have sex with me just to join the sorority?" He asked.Niece frowned. "Sex?" She shook her head, "No, just a dick pic." She paused with a grin, "Wait did she sleep with you?" She asked excitedly.Jake blinked at her with a confused look. The silent pause took too long.That was all Niece needed, "Oh!" She laughed in delight. "Well, how was it, big boy? Could she walk away afterward?"Before Jake could blushingly reply, the other girl rushed up with a cup filled with some sort of bubbling brown beer. "Here you go big man." She said happily."Galina, you're not going to believe it." Niece said, "Alexis actually fucked him."Galina brightened noticeably, which was a feat considering her already bubbly happy demeanor. "No way, really!?" She exclaimed turning back to Jake. "How was it? Did you have fun? What's she like in bed?" How sore was she, afterward? She asked in rapid succession.Jake looked between the two, Jake is an intelligent man, but social wits around beautiful women still lacked in his skill-set; "I uh, I don't really know."Niece gave him an incredulous look, "You don't know if it was good?"Jake shook his head, "No....err...I mean yeah it was awesome but, I only ever did it the one time so I...""Wait!" Niece roared, stepping closer to him, "You were a virgin? She ‘deflowered' you?"Jake scoffed, glancing around wildly, what had he gotten himself into? He needed to escape and quickly, this was going exceptionally poorly and nothing at all like he had planned. And he feared that if he said anymore not only would he embarrass himself further but he might also screw Alexis out of her position in Gamma Gamma Kappa....or worse yet make her hate him. He didn't want that, despite the truth now being out that she only spoke with him in the first place because of GGK, he had also learned that she hadn't been pressured into the sex. Which meant Alexis did like him. At least somewhat....it was strange."Holy shit he was!" Niece said teasingly, elbowing Galina. "I can't believe that, with a package like what he's hiding I don't understand how that's possible." She paused, "Oh wait never mind, I know why."Galina moved up against Jake's side and leaning into him, "If I had known you were such a big boy, I would have taken care of you Freshman year." She told him with a promise.Jake frowned and wiggled out of her grip. "Yeah that's great to know. Look I just came here to find out the truth and I did, I guess, so thank you for that and I'm going to head back now." He pushed the solo cup Galina has given him back into her hands and backed away.Niece moved over to the door and blocked it from him. "Now, now wait a minute." She told him. "Alexis didn't tell you about her final trial did she?"Jake took a breath, "What final trial? I didn't even know about the first one.""Well Alexis is supposed to bring you to a party tomorrow, did she tell you about that?"He nodded, "Well she invited me yeah.""Did she tell you that she has to bring you here and have a little contest with me?" She asked and shook her head, "Of course she didn't. You see she and I are going to have a little race tomorrow night, which one of us can get you upstairs to fuck like wild animals first. Isn't that awesome?"Jake was dumbfounded, "Why would that be awesome? Wait you guys are going to pass me around like a....""Sex toy, yes." Niece finished.Jake frowned."Oh what's the problem?" She asked, moving her hands to her hips, "You haven't gotten lucky with girls like us before right? Now's your chance big man." She raised her hands, lifting her crop top up enough to reveal her toned stomach. "You don't wanna fuck me?" She asked teasingly. Letting her shirt go, she leaned forward towards him, squeezing her arms together causing her breasts to heave and show him as much cleavage as she possible could. "I'll take you up to my room right now, and you can do whatever you want to me."Jake was at a loss, unsure if this was real or if he had fallen asleep back in his room and he was just dreaming this. "I don't even know you." He stammered."Oh I'm Niece, I'm the sorority head (giving) chairman, and this here is Galina who you can have too if you want." Niece straightened up and gestured back towards the other girl, who licked her lips heavily when Jake glanced back. The look sent shivers down his spine.He turned back to Niece, "Look I don't know about any of this, I'm not the kind of guy who does this. I wasn't the kind of guy that didn't anything even close to this up until tonight." He explained. It was like he had gone from a nobody to Hugh Heffner in a matter of twenty four hours. Two days ago he was a nerdy virgin with no female prospects, to tonight in which he had his pick of several. Not just average or even nerdy girls either, but top shelf model caliber women. It was a sexual overload. He had thought his luck with Alexis had been enough, but her little GGK assignment had cracked open an entire realm to him.There woman all seemed to have nicknames for him to, "Big Man", "Mr. Baseball Bat". Now that he thought about it, and put it together with the picture and....wait a second. They only were after him because of his dick!The realization hit him like a shovel to the face. "Oh!" He gasped. Looking back and forth between the girls. "You just want to see my dick don't you?"Niece laughed and Galina giggled, "See it? I don't want to just see it. I want to FUCK it." She insisted."I'd settle for seeing it though." Galina said, "I'd rather do more, but I'll take what I can get."Jake shook his head. "I can't believe this is happening." He was clearly overwhelmed."And I can't believe you've got a firehose in your pants. The world is a crazy place Jake." Niece explained. "Look buddy let me spell this out for you since we've clearly broken your fucking mind. You were honestly just going to be a joke we could use to hold over Alexis' head whenever we felt like hazing the new bitch. Turn out fate is fucking with us and the random dude we picked for her, ended up having a dick that would make most porn stars jealous. So now, the GGK sluts are very interested in fucking with you."She stopped for a moment and stepped towards him, putting a hand on his cheek. "You want my advice? Just roll with it and enjoy, because this only happens to one in a million guys. You hit the lottery bucko, roll with it." She told him.Well this girl clearly knew what she was doing and she made very smart points. Things like this only happened to guys like him in pornos, or fantasies. Jake was conflicted though. What if Alexis really liked him for whatever reason? Niece had said herself that they had never told her to sleep with him. So Alexis had done that of her own volition.Then again maybe she was of the same mindset of these girls here. Niece and the bubbly brunette Galina didn't know shit about him and they didn't seem to care. All they knew was that he apparently had a rather substantially impressive "baseball bat". That alone had them wanting to give him a try. And if they wanted to just give him a try, then why wouldn't Alexis have been of the same mindset? She just had been in a position to take advantage of him in the moment. She had made him believe she wanted him.Jake's head hurt, and he looked around. Niece was stunning, Galina was just as stunning. Galina herself was shorter, but her body was just as incredible. Jake had gone from no possible female attention, to being overwhelmed with potential. Not just womanly attention, but attention from practical goddesses. These GGK girls were like a coalition of the hottest girls from around the country.Galina shifted around to stand next to Niece. "I think you broke him."Niece gave a concerned look, "Poor guy has never had options before, he doesn't know what to do with himself."Jake grimaced, she wasn't wrong. As tempted as he might be he couldn't, he didn't want his first possible relationship with someone to end because he couldn't go ten hours without sticking his dick into the next thing that offered. He sighed and hung his head apologetically. "Yeah I can't do this. I don't know what the deal is with Alexis and maybe it's nothing, but if it isn't I don't wanna be that guy who fucks it up in the first damn day."Niece looked him over thoughtfully and clicked her tongue. "Noble." She said, "Alright if you change your mind, you know where to find me.""Us." Galina corrected with a smirk.Niece opened the front door again and motioned Jake was free to go. As he walked by her she reached out and grabbed his arm to stop him for a moment. "I did mean it when I said you could do whatever you wanted to me. Even creampie me if you wanted." She told him with a heated, lusty voice. "Just think about that."Jake felt trembles of lust rush through him. He didn't trust himself to say anything so he merely nodded and walked away.By the time he got back to his room he was exhausted. That conversation had not gone the way he had expected, and it took a lot out of him mentally. He staggered into his room and kicked the door shut before collapsing upon his bed.The next morning Alexis woke up in her temporary room with a pleasant soreness between her legs. That night with Jake had indeed been wonderful and unlike anything she had ever experienced before. She rolled out of her bed and staggered to the bathroom, surprised at how weak her legs felt. Jake was indeed huge and he pushed her body to the limit without knowing it. It had given her a heady rush that she wanted more of, and this was the first time after sleeping with any guy that she had a hard time walking the next morning.She began to giggle to herself as she checked herself out in the bathroom. Her loins ached and yet she burned for more. As she brushed her teeth she remembered her new pills that where in her toiletry bag, quickly she took one and took the pill box out of the temp bag and moved it to her school bag so that she would always have it nearby. She wanted more of Jake in a way she hadn't wanted more of any guy before him, maybe it was just lust, but there was something to him that she liked though she couldn't quite put her finger on it.Didn't matter, tonight was a shoe it. Everything was going to work out in her favor. She was suddenly thankful that GGK had led her to Jake, in an initiation that would have normally been gross and disgusting, things turned out to be actually really great. Now she had Jake and all she had to do was fuck him again at the party tonight and she would not only have the guy with the literal biggest dick on campus, but she would also be a shoe-in for GGK membership. It couldn't be more per

Niece: The GGK Girls take more interest in Jakeby  musicankane - listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.After Alexis left, Jake lay in bed for a while staring up at the ceiling and thought about his sudden womanly success. It was so sudden and out of nowhere that he couldn't believe that it had really happened. Though the wet spot between his legs proved that it was. However Jake couldn't help feel like something was off.This kind of thing didn't happen to him, he was a nerd, a geek, a Dungeons and Dragons dungeon master, girls didn't just approach him the way Alexis did. And he certainly didn't have the courage to approach them. While he was thankful to finally have gotten rid of his V-card, the whole thing smelt fishy.Finally he sat up in the bed and shifted over to the restroom to clean himself with a towel and wash his face. Alexis had mentioned GGK, one of the craziest sororities on campus. GGK was the place every girl wanted to be a part of, and every guy wanted to party at. But it was exclusive, in a sense. GGK had a reputation for only accepting the hottest of the hot when it came to their sisterhood. Alexis would certainly fit that bill in Jake's opinion, but with GGK's standards who knew.Then something occurred to him. Alexis had wanted a picture of his....package, she had played it off as a sexy little fun thing, but she also was very deliberate about the picture she took. Most frats liked to haze their new pledges; it was officially banned on campus but that didn't stop anyone. It was one of those rule that the college had to have written on paper to look good, but nobody ever actually enforced it as far as Jake had ever heard. If a girl like Alexis was trying to get into GGK, then what kind of hazing would a frat of incredibly hot girls make a new pledge do?Maybe get a dick pic from a dork. Something to hold over the new girl as leverage. Something to use later to embarrass her should she step out of line down the road?Jake felt a pit in his stomach, he had been used. He had to have been. But if that had been the case, then why would Alexis come back to pop his cherry? Unless the picture she took wasn't good enough and they demanded more form her. But she hadn't taken any pictures, at least any that he was aware of, while they were doing the dirty. So that part didn't add up.Rather than debate on it in his head, Jake decided to try and get answered from GGK itself. Jake quickly got dressed and made his way over to the GGK house which was quite a walk from his dorm. Alexis had invited him to a party tomorrow, but even from down the block Jake could hear music thumping from the direction of the frat house. GGK was a party every day of the week if they could get away with it.Well at least he wouldn't be waking anyone up. He wondered if Alexis was already there, or if she wasn't allowed entry until she was officially a member.Jake stood out front for a minute, just looking at the house, the music loud enough now to nearly deafen him from his own thoughts. Inside he could see the shapes of people dancing, or mingling together. What was he doing here? Really? Who would he even ask about Alexis, and would they even give him any kind of answer? Hell there was a strong possibility that whomever answered the door would simply laugh in his face and shut the door on him."Are you hazing Alexis? Did you make her fuck me to become a pledge?" Jake rattled the questions through his head. "Why? Why me?" Though the answer to that was that he was an obvious target, and putting a new pledge on him would be very embarrassing. Especially if Alexis already had a boyfriend. Embarrass her, her boyfriend, and make her a cheater on top of all of it. It would be enough dirt to hold over anyone's head. It also sounded really fucked up.Jake thought about walking away and forgetting it. What did it matter to him anyway? He would never have a chance with someone as stunningly hot as Alexis normally, and if they had picked him to be her target then, well good for him he figured.He turned away from the door, but in the same motion spun right back around and returned to facing the house. No it wasn't right. Right?He didn't realize he had walked up to the door, until he was already reaching for the bell. His finger hesitated right over the button for a moment, before he sighed and pressed it. Whether or not the bell worked he couldn't tell. The music was so loud that anyone hearing the ring would be a miracle, let alone figuring out it was the doorbell.Yet despite that, it didn't take more than thirty seconds before someone opened the door.Jake blinked at the woman who trust open the door. She was tall, at least an inch or two taller than him even, with long flowing raven black hair and icy blue eyes. Her figure was basically insanity, slim, fit, tight, long legs, flat flawless stomach, and full firm honeydew sized breasts. She was stunning, as per GGK law, and even could put Alexis to shame."Who the fuck?" She started, holding a red solo cup. At first her face was nothing but annoyance, how dare someone uninvited disturb her party. But her face quickly changed as she got a good look at him. Her gaze ran over Jake up and down which made him turn a little red, the way her face shifted into a smirk and her eyes seemed fill with mischief told him that Alexis had taken the picture to the sorority. He had never felt so embarrassed, or ashamed.The woman's tone changed as well, "Oh well look at what we have here. Mr. Baseball Bat." She said in a teasing tone. Her stance shifted as she moved her weight to lean against the open door frame. "What brings you here, Tripod?" She asked still with a hint of teasing mischief.Jake opened his mouth and closed it, trying to think of the right thing to say. "I...uh....is Alexis here?" He asked, wincing in his head for not being able to come out and ask what he really wanted to ask. Though this was a good first step. Who was Mr. Baseball Bat?The woman glanced back to the party going on loudly behind her. Then back to him, "Sorry no. She's not official yet and only full members and invitees allowed tonight. We are having an opening night party tomorrow and she'll be here then though."Jake nodded, "Yeah I heard about that." He muttered. "Okay um...so she isn't an official member then, but she's trying to be?"The woman smirked again and gave him a look. "I think you and I both know that answer don't we? Why don't you man up and tell me why you're here Jake."That surprised him, she knew his name though he was fairly certain....actually he was one-hundred percent positive he had never spoken to this girl before. Though perhaps she knew him from a class and he never noticed, though looking at her now he didn't think she could be anywhere near him and not have him notice her. But there was a chance if she passes him while in the middle of school work or preparing a D&D game."What do you mean?" He asked her.She rolled her eyes and stepped out of the door towards him. "You're here to see if Alexis was just fucking with you right? To see if she was using you like a little....err maybe not so little guinea pig." She place a finger on his chest. "The answer to that is, yes, we've all seen you." She pushed herself close to him, so close that her scent invaded into his nose and clouded his mind. She smelt of vanilla and a little bit of Jack Daniels, and the combination gave him a heady rush.Then she stepped back to the door and crossed her arms as she leaned back against the frame. "The question is, what do you plan to do about it?" She asked."NIECE!" Came another girl's voice from inside. A bubbly brunette bobbed into view from around the tall woman. "Hey what are you.....?" She started asked, but stopped short when she saw Jake standing there looking like a confused little lamb. "Oh....is this?"Niece nodded, "That's him. Who would have ever guessed huh?"The other girl smiled at Jake up and down, licking her lips as she did so. Then she tapped frantically on Niece's arm. "Oh let's invite him in! I want to play with him."Niece raised an eyebrow, not to the other girl but to Jake. "You hear that? You've become quite popular, and there are so many willing to play." Her smile almost became evil. "We can teach you a much better game than that Dragons and Douchebags you like."The other girl darted forward and grabbed Jake's arm. "Oh come on big boy, let's have fun!" She insisted.Jake only stared at Niece, "What world did I walk into?"Niece shrugged and stepped aside of the door. "Only one way to find out isn't there?" She gestured invitingly towards the door to him.A pit of dread seemed to build within him, like the devil was invited him into a house of sin. Not that he thought that sex or anything like that was sinful, the way this was playing out had a forbidden flavor that he couldn't shake. And as the other girl tugged at his arm, pulling him towards the door, it was also something he couldn't resist.As he passed the threshold to the GGK house. The smell of a million hot girl perfumes, and truckloads of booze filled his nose. It smelt like what he imagined a strip club would smell like. They had dim lighting all over the house, with colored strobes of purple, pink, red, and blue flashing over the walls. The music beat at him like a drum, pounding into his head until he was damn near senseless.The brunette holding his arm let him go and slapped his chest, "I'm gonna get you a drink." She announced loudly and bounced away before Jake could tell her he didn't drink."What do you think?" Niece asked.Jake glanced at her, "It's....a lot." He admitted. "Not something I'm exactly used to." He turned to her and asked, "Look I just came to ask if you guys are the reason behind Alexis' sudden.....interest in a geek like me."Niece polished off whatever she had in her solo cup and set it on a random table nearby. "Look, Jake it's the way of things here. We put all new recruits through initiation to prove they want to be here. Sometimes that means making them do something with a random selected person." She told him simply. "But the ‘something', is a task which usually is a delight for the guy, and you looked pretty happy to be in that picture if your rigid dick is anything to go by." She grinned.Jake blinked in disbelief, "You made Alexis have sex with me just to join the sorority?" He asked.Niece frowned. "Sex?" She shook her head, "No, just a dick pic." She paused with a grin, "Wait did she sleep with you?" She asked excitedly.Jake blinked at her with a confused look. The silent pause took too long.That was all Niece needed, "Oh!" She laughed in delight. "Well, how was it, big boy? Could she walk away afterward?"Before Jake could blushingly reply, the other girl rushed up with a cup filled with some sort of bubbling brown beer. "Here you go big man." She said happily."Galina, you're not going to believe it." Niece said, "Alexis actually fucked him."Galina brightened noticeably, which was a feat considering her already bubbly happy demeanor. "No way, really!?" She exclaimed turning back to Jake. "How was it? Did you have fun? What's she like in bed?" How sore was she, afterward? She asked in rapid succession.Jake looked between the two, Jake is an intelligent man, but social wits around beautiful women still lacked in his skill-set; "I uh, I don't really know."Niece gave him an incredulous look, "You don't know if it was good?"Jake shook his head, "No....err...I mean yeah it was awesome but, I only ever did it the one time so I...""Wait!" Niece roared, stepping closer to him, "You were a virgin? She ‘deflowered' you?"Jake scoffed, glancing around wildly, what had he gotten himself into? He needed to escape and quickly, this was going exceptionally poorly and nothing at all like he had planned. And he feared that if he said anymore not only would he embarrass himself further but he might also screw Alexis out of her position in Gamma Gamma Kappa....or worse yet make her hate him. He didn't want that, despite the truth now being out that she only spoke with him in the first place because of GGK, he had also learned that she hadn't been pressured into the sex. Which meant Alexis did like him. At least somewhat....it was strange."Holy shit he was!" Niece said teasingly, elbowing Galina. "I can't believe that, with a package like what he's hiding I don't understand how that's possible." She paused, "Oh wait never mind, I know why."Galina moved up against Jake's side and leaning into him, "If I had known you were such a big boy, I would have taken care of you Freshman year." She told him with a promise.Jake frowned and wiggled out of her grip. "Yeah that's great to know. Look I just came here to find out the truth and I did, I guess, so thank you for that and I'm going to head back now." He pushed the solo cup Galina has given him back into her hands and backed away.Niece moved over to the door and blocked it from him. "Now, now wait a minute." She told him. "Alexis didn't tell you about her final trial did she?"Jake took a breath, "What final trial? I didn't even know about the first one.""Well Alexis is supposed to bring you to a party tomorrow, did she tell you about that?"He nodded, "Well she invited me yeah.""Did she tell you that she has to bring you here and have a little contest with me?" She asked and shook her head, "Of course she didn't. You see she and I are going to have a little race tomorrow night, which one of us can get you upstairs to fuck like wild animals first. Isn't that awesome?"Jake was dumbfounded, "Why would that be awesome? Wait you guys are going to pass me around like a....""Sex toy, yes." Niece finished.Jake frowned."Oh what's the problem?" She asked, moving her hands to her hips, "You haven't gotten lucky with girls like us before right? Now's your chance big man." She raised her hands, lifting her crop top up enough to reveal her toned stomach. "You don't wanna fuck me?" She asked teasingly. Letting her shirt go, she leaned forward towards him, squeezing her arms together causing her breasts to heave and show him as much cleavage as she possible could. "I'll take you up to my room right now, and you can do whatever you want to me."Jake was at a loss, unsure if this was real or if he had fallen asleep back in his room and he was just dreaming this. "I don't even know you." He stammered."Oh I'm Niece, I'm the sorority head (giving) chairman, and this here is Galina who you can have too if you want." Niece straightened up and gestured back towards the other girl, who licked her lips heavily when Jake glanced back. The look sent shivers down his spine.He turned back to Niece, "Look I don't know about any of this, I'm not the kind of guy who does this. I wasn't the kind of guy that didn't anything even close to this up until tonight." He explained. It was like he had gone from a nobody to Hugh Heffner in a matter of twenty four hours. Two days ago he was a nerdy virgin with no female prospects, to tonight in which he had his pick of several. Not just average or even nerdy girls either, but top shelf model caliber women. It was a sexual overload. He had thought his luck with Alexis had been enough, but her little GGK assignment had cracked open an entire realm to him.There woman all seemed to have nicknames for him to, "Big Man", "Mr. Baseball Bat". Now that he thought about it, and put it together with the picture and....wait a second. They only were after him because of his dick!The realization hit him like a shovel to the face. "Oh!" He gasped. Looking back and forth between the girls. "You just want to see my dick don't you?"Niece laughed and Galina giggled, "See it? I don't want to just see it. I want to FUCK it." She insisted."I'd settle for seeing it though." Galina said, "I'd rather do more, but I'll take what I can get."Jake shook his head. "I can't believe this is happening." He was clearly overwhelmed."And I can't believe you've got a firehose in your pants. The world is a crazy place Jake." Niece explained. "Look buddy let me spell this out for you since we've clearly broken your fucking mind. You were honestly just going to be a joke we could use to hold over Alexis' head whenever we felt like hazing the new bitch. Turn out fate is fucking with us and the random dude we picked for her, ended up having a dick that would make most porn stars jealous. So now, the GGK sluts are very interested in fucking with you."She stopped for a moment and stepped towards him, putting a hand on his cheek. "You want my advice? Just roll with it and enjoy, because this only happens to one in a million guys. You hit the lottery bucko, roll with it." She told him.Well this girl clearly knew what she was doing and she made very smart points. Things like this only happened to guys like him in pornos, or fantasies. Jake was conflicted though. What if Alexis really liked him for whatever reason? Niece had said herself that they had never told her to sleep with him. So Alexis had done that of her own volition.Then again maybe she was of the same mindset of these girls here. Niece and the bubbly brunette Galina didn't know shit about him and they didn't seem to care. All they knew was that he apparently had a rather substantially impressive "baseball bat". That alone had them wanting to give him a try. And if they wanted to just give him a try, then why wouldn't Alexis have been of the same mindset? She just had been in a position to take advantage of him in the moment. She had made him believe she wanted him.Jake's head hurt, and he looked around. Niece was stunning, Galina was just as stunning. Galina herself was shorter, but her body was just as incredible. Jake had gone from no possible female attention, to being overwhelmed with potential. Not just womanly attention, but attention from practical goddesses. These GGK girls were like a coalition of the hottest girls from around the country.Galina shifted around to stand next to Niece. "I think you broke him."Niece gave a concerned look, "Poor guy has never had options before, he doesn't know what to do with himself."Jake grimaced, she wasn't wrong. As tempted as he might be he couldn't, he didn't want his first possible relationship with someone to end because he couldn't go ten hours without sticking his dick into the next thing that offered. He sighed and hung his head apologetically. "Yeah I can't do this. I don't know what the deal is with Alexis and maybe it's nothing, but if it isn't I don't wanna be that guy who fucks it up in the first damn day."Niece looked him over thoughtfully and clicked her tongue. "Noble." She said, "Alright if you change your mind, you know where to find me.""Us." Galina corrected with a smirk.Niece opened the front door again and motioned Jake was free to go. As he walked by her she reached out and grabbed his arm to stop him for a moment. "I did mean it when I said you could do whatever you wanted to me. Even creampie me if you wanted." She told him with a heated, lusty voice. "Just think about that."Jake felt trembles of lust rush through him. He didn't trust himself to say anything so he merely nodded and walked away.By the time he got back to his room he was exhausted. That conversation had not gone the way he had expected, and it took a lot out of him mentally. He staggered into his room and kicked the door shut before collapsing upon his bed.The next morning Alexis woke up in her temporary room with a pleasant soreness between her legs. That night with Jake had indeed been wonderful and unlike anything she had ever experienced before. She rolled out of her bed and staggered to the bathroom, surprised at how weak her legs felt. Jake was indeed huge and he pushed her body to the limit without knowing it. It had given her a heady rush that she wanted more of, and this was the first time after sleeping with any guy that she had a hard time walking the next morning.She began to giggle to herself as she checked herself out in the bathroom. Her loins ached and yet she burned for more. As she brushed her teeth she remembered her new pills that where in her toiletry bag, quickly she took one and took the pill box out of the temp bag and moved it to her school bag so that she would always have it nearby. She wanted more of Jake in a way she hadn't wanted more of any guy before him, maybe it was just lust, but there was something to him that she liked though she couldn't quite put her finger on it.Didn't matter, tonight was a shoe it. Everything was going to work out in her favor. She was suddenly thankful that GGK had led her to Jake, in an initiation that would have normally been gross and disgusting, things turned out to be actually really great. Now she had Jake and all she had to do was fuck him again at the party tonight and she would not only have the guy with the literal biggest dick on campus, but she would also be a shoe-in for GGK membership. It couldn't be more perfect.Alexis finished up in the bathroom, doing her hair, putting make-up on, then glanced at her phone. FUCK! She realized she was going to be late for class if she didn't get her act in gear. She darted out into the dorm room, and face planted into the floor as her legs refuse to behave. She laughed, and steeled herself, dressed quickly before jerking her door open to head to class.She stopped short as a tall figure stood in her doorway, blocking her exit. A stunningly well-made Niece stood there smiling at her. Considering the late night Niece herself had, it was a miracle that she was not only up this early but also already dolled up and out the door.Alexis skidded to a halt with a gasp, "Niece! Why. What are you doing here?"Niece ran her finger gingerly down the wood of the doorframe. "I came to talk to you about your new boy toy." She explained. "You know the contest tonight really isn't fair is it?"Alexis blinked, "What do you mean?""Well you know this whole thing of trying to seduce Jake at the party, and getting laid at the GGK house. I mean that's kind of ridiculous isn't, especially since you have such a huge advantage already." Niece explained."Advantage?"Niece gave her a look, "I know you already fucked him. Alexis that's cheating."Alexis froze, feeling her chances of getting into GGK slipping away. "Niece I...""Jake came to the house last night, asking about you. He wanted to know what about you. So I told him that he was nothing more than your initiation. But he let it slip that you did much more than just your assignment didn't you?" She glared at Alexis. "You wanted to ensure that Jake would be bias towards you tonight, so you fucked him early to get a head start."Alexis backed up, "Now wait a second. I....didn't mean it like that.""And you know what!?" Niece roared, stepping towards the smaller girl. "It worked! It fucking worked, you dumb bitch. Ugh!" Niece huffed. "Galina and I both tried to get him to bed last night. And that fucking nerd said no."Alexis brightened a little. Jake had a chance to be with another GGK and he turned her down. She couldn't believe he would do such a thing, few guys would, but Jake had....And he probably did it because of her. "He did?"Niece spun away and slapped the wall, "Bah, leave it to a nerd to be the only loyal guy on campus! Ask any other dude here and they'll always be DTF even if they've got a girl already. But captain huge dick has to be a legit good guy, seriously?" Niece sounded genuinely surprised and annoyed at the same time.She spun back towards Alexis, "I even offered to let him cum in me. Still walked away. Can you believe it?"Alexis shook her head, "Wow Niece, I don't know what to say. But I....I mean, what now? Am I just screwed out of GGK or is there something else or...?" Alexis was a bit surprised that Jake went looking in on her, even more surprised to hear what Niece tried and failed to do. Though if she was honest she had expect Jake to catch wise to at least some of her manipulation by the sorority, she'd come onto him really strong all things considered. So she didn't begrudge him that. But now she feared that the whole purpose behind it would be lost.Niece stared at her in silence for a long time before finally speaking up. "No. No I have another idea now. Jake's rejection bothered me, nobody rejects me!" She huffed and flared out her huge chest as if to prove the point. "So instead of the contest tonight, you have a new task. You are going to get him inside me." She told her."Inside you? You mean you want me to get him to have sex with you?"Niece grinned, "Exactly. See he thinks that little sex you had last night means you two are an item, and something tells me he'd be too tough of a nut to crack if he continues to believe that. So you are going to encourage him to spread his wings, sow his wild oats, and I'll be the one to catch the first spray." Niece explained. "You do that, and we pledge you."Alexis felt more pained by that than she had expected. Maybe she really did like Jake more than even she realized. And she certainly didn't like the idea of him fucking any of the other GGK girls. What if he ended up liking one of them better than her? What if they turned him into a cocky asshole? What if she wanted him to herself?The question was......did she want GGK membership more than she wanted Jake. If you had asked her yesterday she would have said yes......but now....she wasn't so sure. GGK had been her plan all summer, it would define the rest of her college schooling.Niece had now put her between a rock and a hard-on. She had no idea how Jake would take this suggestion and there was a chance it would ruin any chance of the two of them being together. But GGK had been make-or-break for her, for the last year. Call it shallow, call it slutty, call it whatever, Alexis didn't want to be a nobody. She's worked too hard in high school to just throw it all away now.Besides she's only known Jake for a couple days, it's not like there was an expectation of anything from that. People had one-night stands all the time. Maybe it would be for the best to not string Jake along and let him get all smitten over her. Who knew what else this campus had to offer after all.Alexis sighed, "Fine. I'll do my best."Niece smiled and gave Alexis a little slap on the cheek. "Great, glad to see the commitment to GGK, I think you'll be a great pledge. Don't fail me now." She winked and spun around to disappear down the hall.Alexis stood there in shock for a moment, she had the feeling of selling her soul to the devil. She was still late for class though, even more so now. "Shit." She muttered and raced out the door.To be continued.by  musicankane for Literotica

Niece: The GGK Girls take more interest in Jakeby  musicankane - listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.After Alexis left, Jake lay in bed for a while staring up at the ceiling and thought about his sudden womanly success. It was so sudden and out of nowhere that he couldn’t believe that it had really happened. Though the wet spot between his legs proved that it was. However Jake couldn’t help feel like something was off.This kind of thing didn’t happen to him, he was a nerd, a geek, a Dungeons and Dragons dungeon master, girls didn’t just approach him the way Alexis did. And he certainly didn’t have the courage to approach them. While he was thankful to finally have gotten rid of his V-card, the whole thing smelt fishy.Finally he sat up in the bed and shifted over to the restroom to clean himself with a towel and wash his face. Alexis had mentioned GGK, one of the craziest sororities on campus. GGK was the place every girl wanted to be a part of, and every guy wanted to party at. But it was exclusive, in a sense. GGK had a reputation for only accepting the hottest of the hot when it came to their sisterhood. Alexis would certainly fit that bill in Jake’s opinion, but with GGK’s standards who knew.Then something occurred to him. Alexis had wanted a picture of his….package, she had played it off as a sexy little fun thing, but she also was very deliberate about the picture she took. Most frats liked to haze their new pledges; it was officially banned on campus but that didn’t stop anyone. It was one of those rule that the college had to have written on paper to look good, but nobody ever actually enforced it as far as Jake had ever heard. If a girl like Alexis was trying to get into GGK, then what kind of hazing would a frat of incredibly hot girls make a new pledge do?Maybe get a dick pic from a dork. Something to hold over the new girl as leverage. Something to use later to embarrass her should she step out of line down the road?Jake felt a pit in his stomach, he had been used. He had to have been. But if that had been the case, then why would Alexis come back to pop his cherry? Unless the picture she took wasn’t good enough and they demanded more form her. But she hadn’t taken any pictures, at least any that he was aware of, while they were doing the dirty. So that part didn’t add up.Rather than debate on it in his head, Jake decided to try and get answered from GGK itself. Jake quickly got dressed and made his way over to the GGK house which was quite a walk from his dorm. Alexis had invited him to a party tomorrow, but even from down the block Jake could hear music thumping from the direction of the frat house. GGK was a party every day of the week if they could get away with it.Well at least he wouldn’t be waking anyone up. He wondered if Alexis was already there, or if she wasn’t allowed entry until she was officially a member.Jake stood out front for a minute, just looking at the house, the music loud enough now to nearly deafen him from his own thoughts. Inside he could see the shapes of people dancing, or mingling together. What was he doing here? Really? Who would he even ask about Alexis, and would they even give him any kind of answer? Hell there was a strong possibility that whomever answered the door would simply laugh in his face and shut the door on him.“Are you hazing Alexis? Did you make her fuck me to become a pledge?” Jake rattled the questions through his head. “Why? Why me?” Though the answer to that was that he was an obvious target, and putting a new pledge on him would be very embarrassing. Especially if Alexis already had a boyfriend. Embarrass her, her boyfriend, and make her a cheater on top of all of it. It would be enough dirt to hold over anyone’s head. It also sounded really fucked up.Jake thought about walking away and forgetting it. What did it matter to him anyway? He would never have a chance with someone as stunningly hot as Alexis normally, and if they had picked him to be her target then, well good for him he figured.He turned away from the door, but in the same motion spun right back around and returned to facing the house. No it wasn’t right. Right?He didn’t realize he had walked up to the door, until he was already reaching for the bell. His finger hesitated right over the button for a moment, before he sighed and pressed it. Whether or not the bell worked he couldn’t tell. The music was so loud that anyone hearing the ring would be a miracle, let alone figuring out it was the doorbell.Yet despite that, it didn’t take more than thirty seconds before someone opened the door.Jake blinked at the woman who trust open the door. She was tall, at least an inch or two taller than him even, with long flowing raven black hair and icy blue eyes. Her figure was basically insanity, slim, fit, tight, long legs, flat flawless stomach, and full firm honeydew sized breasts. She was stunning, as per GGK law, and even could put Alexis to shame.“Who the fuck?” She started, holding a red solo cup. At first her face was nothing but annoyance, how dare someone uninvited disturb her party. But her face quickly changed as she got a good look at him. Her gaze ran over Jake up and down which made him turn a little red, the way her face shifted into a smirk and her eyes seemed fill with mischief told him that Alexis had taken the picture to the sorority. He had never felt so embarrassed, or ashamed.The woman’s tone changed as well, “Oh well look at what we have here. Mr. Baseball Bat.” She said in a teasing tone. Her stance shifted as she moved her weight to lean against the open door frame. “What brings you here, Tripod?” She asked still with a hint of teasing mischief.Jake opened his mouth and closed it, trying to think of the right thing to say. “I…uh….is Alexis here?” He asked, wincing in his head for not being able to come out and ask what he really wanted to ask. Though this was a good first step. Who was Mr. Baseball Bat?The woman glanced back to the party going on loudly behind her. Then back to him, “Sorry no. She’s not official yet and only full members and invitees allowed tonight. We are having an opening night party tomorrow and she’ll be here then though.”Jake nodded, “Yeah I heard about that.” He muttered. “Okay um…so she isn’t an official member then, but she’s trying to be?”The woman smirked again and gave him a look. “I think you and I both know that answer don’t we? Why don’t you man up and tell me why you’re here Jake.”That surprised him, she knew his name though he was fairly certain….actually he was one-hundred percent positive he had never spoken to this girl before. Though perhaps she knew him from a class and he never noticed, though looking at her now he didn’t think she could be anywhere near him and not have him notice her. But there was a chance if she passes him while in the middle of school work or preparing a D&D game.“What do you mean?” He asked her.She rolled her eyes and stepped out of the door towards him. “You’re here to see if Alexis was just fucking with you right? To see if she was using you like a little….err maybe not so little guinea pig.” She place a finger on his chest. “The answer to that is, yes, we’ve all seen you.” She pushed herself close to him, so close that her scent invaded into his nose and clouded his mind. She smelt of vanilla and a little bit of Jack Daniels, and the combination gave him a heady rush.Then she stepped back to the door and crossed her arms as she leaned back against the frame. “The question is, what do you plan to do about it?” She asked.“NIECE!” Came another girl’s voice from inside. A bubbly brunette bobbed into view from around the tall woman. “Hey what are you…..?” She started asked, but stopped short when she saw Jake standing there looking like a confused little lamb. “Oh….is this?”Niece nodded, “That’s him. Who would have ever guessed huh?”The other girl smiled at Jake up and down, licking her lips as she did so. Then she tapped frantically on Niece’s arm. “Oh let’s invite him in! I want to play with him.”Niece raised an eyebrow, not to the other girl but to Jake. “You hear that? You’ve become quite popular, and there are so many willing to play.” Her smile almost became evil. “We can teach you a much better game than that Dragons and Douchebags you like.”The other girl darted forward and grabbed Jake’s arm. “Oh come on big boy, let’s have fun!” She insisted.Jake only stared at Niece, “What world did I walk into?”Niece shrugged and stepped aside of the door. “Only one way to find out isn’t there?” She gestured invitingly towards the door to him.A pit of dread seemed to build within him, like the devil was invited him into a house of sin. Not that he thought that sex or anything like that was sinful, the way this was playing out had a forbidden flavor that he couldn’t shake. And as the other girl tugged at his arm, pulling him towards the door, it was also something he couldn’t resist.As he passed the threshold to the GGK house. The smell of a million hot girl perfumes, and truckloads of booze filled his nose. It smelt like what he imagined a strip club would smell like. They had dim lighting all over the house, with colored strobes of purple, pink, red, and blue flashing over the walls. The music beat at him like a drum, pounding into his head until he was damn near senseless.The brunette holding his arm let him go and slapped his chest, “I’m gonna get you a drink.” She announced loudly and bounced away before Jake could tell her he didn’t drink.“What do you think?” Niece asked.Jake glanced at her, “It’s….a lot.” He admitted. “Not something I’m exactly used to.” He turned to her and asked, “Look I just came to ask if you guys are the reason behind Alexis’ sudden…..interest in a geek like me.”Niece polished off whatever she had in her solo cup and set it on a random table nearby. “Look, Jake it’s the way of things here. We put all new recruits through initiation to prove they want to be here. Sometimes that means making them do something with a random selected person.” She told him simply. “But the ‘something', is a task which usually is a delight for the guy, and you looked pretty happy to be in that picture if your rigid dick is anything to go by.” She grinned.Jake blinked in disbelief, “You made Alexis have sex with me just to join the sorority?” He asked.Niece frowned. “Sex?” She shook her head, “No, just a dick pic.” She paused with a grin, “Wait did she sleep with you?” She asked excitedly.Jake blinked at her with a confused look. The silent pause took too long.That was all Niece needed, “Oh!” She laughed in delight. “Well, how was it, big boy? Could she walk away afterward?”Before Jake could blushingly reply, the other girl rushed up with a cup filled with some sort of bubbling brown beer. “Here you go big man.” She said happily.“Galina, you’re not going to believe it.” Niece said, “Alexis actually fucked him.”Galina brightened noticeably, which was a feat considering her already bubbly happy demeanor. “No way, really!?” She exclaimed turning back to Jake. “How was it? Did you have fun? What’s she like in bed?” How sore was she, afterward? She asked in rapid succession.Jake looked between the two, Jake is an intelligent man, but social wits around beautiful women still lacked in his skill-set; “I uh, I don’t really know.”Niece gave him an incredulous look, “You don’t know if it was good?”Jake shook his head, “No….err…I mean yeah it was awesome but, I only ever did it the one time so I…”“Wait!” Niece roared, stepping closer to him, “You were a virgin? She ‘deflowered' you?”Jake scoffed, glancing around wildly, what had he gotten himself into? He needed to escape and quickly, this was going exceptionally poorly and nothing at all like he had planned. And he feared that if he said anymore not only would he embarrass himself further but he might also screw Alexis out of her position in Gamma Gamma Kappa….or worse yet make her hate him. He didn’t want that, despite the truth now being out that she only spoke with him in the first place because of GGK, he had also learned that she hadn’t been pressured into the sex. Which meant Alexis did like him. At least somewhat….it was strange.“Holy shit he was!” Niece said teasingly, elbowing Galina. “I can’t believe that, with a package like what he’s hiding I don’t understand how that’s possible.” She paused, “Oh wait never mind, I know why.”Galina moved up against Jake’s side and leaning into him, “If I had known you were such a big boy, I would have taken care of you Freshman year.” She told him with a promise.Jake frowned and wiggled out of her grip. “Yeah that’s great to know. Look I just came here to find out the truth and I did, I guess, so thank you for that and I’m going to head back now.” He pushed the solo cup Galina has given him back into her hands and backed away.Niece moved over to the door and blocked it from him. “Now, now wait a minute.” She told him. “Alexis didn’t tell you about her final trial did she?”Jake took a breath, “What final trial? I didn’t even know about the first one.”“Well Alexis is supposed to bring you to a party tomorrow, did she tell you about that?”He nodded, “Well she invited me yeah.”“Did she tell you that she has to bring you here and have a little contest with me?” She asked and shook her head, “Of course she didn’t. You see she and I are going to have a little race tomorrow night, which one of us can get you upstairs to fuck like wild animals first. Isn’t that awesome?”Jake was dumbfounded, “Why would that be awesome? Wait you guys are going to pass me around like a….”“Sex toy, yes.” Niece finished.Jake frowned.“Oh what’s the problem?” She asked, moving her hands to her hips, “You haven’t gotten lucky with girls like us before right? Now’s your chance big man.” She raised her hands, lifting her crop top up enough to reveal her toned stomach. “You don’t wanna fuck me?” She asked teasingly. Letting her shirt go, she leaned forward towards him, squeezing her arms together causing her breasts to heave and show him as much cleavage as she possible could. “I’ll take you up to my room right now, and you can do whatever you want to me.”Jake was at a loss, unsure if this was real or if he had fallen asleep back in his room and he was just dreaming this. “I don’t even know you.” He stammered.“Oh I’m Niece, I’m the sorority head (giving) chairman, and this here is Galina who you can have too if you want.” Niece straightened up and gestured back towards the other girl, who licked her lips heavily when Jake glanced back. The look sent shivers down his spine.He turned back to Niece, “Look I don’t know about any of this, I’m not the kind of guy who does this. I wasn’t the kind of guy that didn’t anything even close to this up until tonight.” He explained. It was like he had gone from a nobody to Hugh Heffner in a matter of twenty four hours. Two days ago he was a nerdy virgin with no female prospects, to tonight in which he had his pick of several. Not just average or even nerdy girls either, but top shelf model caliber women. It was a sexual overload. He had thought his luck with Alexis had been enough, but her little GGK assignment had cracked open an entire realm to him.There woman all seemed to have nicknames for him to, “Big Man”, “Mr. Baseball Bat”. Now that he thought about it, and put it together with the picture and….wait a second. They only were after him because of his dick!The realization hit him like a shovel to the face. “Oh!” He gasped. Looking back and forth between the girls. “You just want to see my dick don’t you?”Niece laughed and Galina giggled, “See it? I don’t want to just see it. I want to FUCK it.” She insisted.“I’d settle for seeing it though.” Galina said, “I’d rather do more, but I’ll take what I can get.”Jake shook his head. “I can’t believe this is happening.” He was clearly overwhelmed.“And I can’t believe you’ve got a firehose in your pants. The world is a crazy place Jake.” Niece explained. “Look buddy let me spell this out for you since we’ve clearly broken your fucking mind. You were honestly just going to be a joke we could use to hold over Alexis’ head whenever we felt like hazing the new bitch. Turn out fate is fucking with us and the random dude we picked for her, ended up having a dick that would make most porn stars jealous. So now, the GGK sluts are very interested in fucking with you.”She stopped for a moment and stepped towards him, putting a hand on his cheek. “You want my advice? Just roll with it and enjoy, because this only happens to one in a million guys. You hit the lottery bucko, roll with it.” She told him.Well this girl clearly knew what she was doing and she made very smart points. Things like this only happened to guys like him in pornos, or fantasies. Jake was conflicted though. What if Alexis really liked him for whatever reason? Niece had said herself that they had never told her to sleep with him. So Alexis had done that of her own volition.Then again maybe she was of the same mindset of these girls here. Niece and the bubbly brunette Galina didn’t know shit about him and they didn’t seem to care. All they knew was that he apparently had a rather substantially impressive “baseball bat”. That alone had them wanting to give him a try. And if they wanted to just give him a try, then why wouldn’t Alexis have been of the same mindset? She just had been in a position to take advantage of him in the moment. She had made him believe she wanted him.Jake’s head hurt, and he looked around. Niece was stunning, Galina was just as stunning. Galina herself was shorter, but her body was just as incredible. Jake had gone from no possible female attention, to being overwhelmed with potential. Not just womanly attention, but attention from practical goddesses. These GGK girls were like a coalition of the hottest girls from around the country.Galina shifted around to stand next to Niece. “I th

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Episode 112: This week the show welcomes back Mr. Steve Klunk to the program. And we'll discussing a number of topics including: The Kellogg's Boycott and our favorite cereals, Hugh Heffner's ex-wife releases a tell-all book about her days at the mansion, Seth Rogan gets in trouble for his comments about children, Wendy's scrambles to repair image after surge pricing announcements, and we give our thoughts on the Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight coming up this summer. 0:00 - Cold Open / Intro (Lee Michaels)1:30 - Baseball Groundskeeper Job5:55 - Family Dining Out10:22 - Five Guys & McDonalds Prices15:16 - Wendy's Surge Pricing26:14 - Forgotten Crimes Due To Massive Events27:38 - The Power of Boycotts31:00 - Favorite Cereals / Kellogg's Boycott46:50 - Seth Rogan Doesn't Want Kids53:42 - Crystal Hefner's New Memoir1:02:01 - Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson1:06:45 - YouTube Fart Guy / Will The Farter1:08:52 - Subscribe! - Outro / Close

In this episode of the Tiger Milf Podcast, Jiaoying is joined by actor & comedian extraordinaire Mary Lynn Rajskub. They start the podcast off by talking about the power of p*ssy and how p*ssy is one of the major food groups. They then talk about Jiaoying's club in LA and their relationships with their children before discussing the pros and cons of faking orgasms. They share dating horror stories and decide that they should both just fall in love with inanimate objects instead of men. Jiaoying opens up about her recent first time bringing a guy home since her divorce and how her children and housekeeper took it. Mary Lynn realizes that she's a modern day Hugh Heffner because she gives her boyfriend's money. Jiaoying talks about her mother's business growing up and how she knew there were illegal activities happening (including the time she accidentally licked a condom). The two decide that they could make millions writing sketches together where Mary Lynn abuses Jiaoying. They end the podcast discussing why it's better to date a broke guy with a connection rather than dating for money and sex alone.Support the showFollow Jiaoying Summers Social media & get tickets for Tiger Milf Tour!Facebook | Youtube | TikTok | Twitter | Instagram | Merch | Tour

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On The Other Side of Midnight, Frank starts the show joined by WABC host Dominic Carter as they discuss NYC police legislation that was vetoed by Mayor Eric Adams. Frank is also joined by historian Christopher Shaw as they discuss the problems with the post office. In the next hour, Frank discusses US foreign meddling in the middle east. He then opens listener mail. Later, he discusses dealing with potential plans. Frank starts the third hour talking about gendered language being done away with in Europe. He moves on to talk about the latest on his cats, Vince McMahon, Hugh Heffner's ex-wives, animals detecting weather and much more. Frank wraps up the show talking about the use of nicknames and them sticking to people. He also talks with Noam Laden for News You Can Use. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hour 2 - An Oklahoma state rep is pushing a new bill that would require parents to come pick up their kids from school if they were wearing  anything related to or identifying as furrys. If parents don't pick their kid up animal control will be called. Have you tried the sleepy girl mocktail? BJ finally got his fire place fixed after having one for 20 years. He loves it. Kim Ks daughter has a new diamond grill. Crystal Hefner has come out with a book about her time with Hugh Heffner. 

It happens to every parent. The day your kid drops the dreaded F bomb. Snoop Dog says he passed on Onlyfans. The World's largest cruise ship is setting sail! It is 5 times bigger than the Titanic. An Oklahoma state rep is pushing a new bill that would require parents to come pick up their kids from school if they were wearing  anything related to or identifying as furrys. If parents don't pick their kid up animal control will be called. Have you tried the sleepy girl mocktail? BJ finally got his fire place fixed after having one for 20 years. He loves it. Kim Ks daughter has a new diamond grill. Crystal Hefner has come out with a book about her time with Hugh Heffner. There is a saying that everything has a price. Would you be able to sell your dog? How much would you want? Jamie has felt like all she is doing is chores. She wants to get outside this weekend with the warmup. BJ found a story that says Viagra can help your plants stay up. A Cowboy's cheerleader says the Packers were unsportsmanlike toward her and the other Dallas cheerleaders. Jamie feels like Carson and SMH Dil are missing out on experiencing Colorado because they don't ski or snowboard. 

I love the way the Bible begins in Genesis: In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was a formless and desolate emptiness, and darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the surface of the waters (1:1-2). On the sixth day of creation, God made mankind, in His own image, in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them (v. 27). The three commands given to the first couple were simple: 1) Have lots of children and fill the earth with people who worship me, 2) manage creation and subdue it, and 3) do not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil because, on the day that you eat from it you will certainly die (2:16-17). Eden was the very first temple that Adam and Eve, as the people of God, were able to worship and enjoy God both as His children and as His royal priesthood. This is why Adam and Eve were driven out of Eden after they sinned against God. This is why the very last verse of the infamous third chapter in Genesis ends with these words: So He drove the man out; and at the east of the Garden of Eden He stationed the cherubim and the flaming sword which turned every direction to guard the way to the tree of life (v. 24). But before they were expelled from the Garden, God made this promise to the first couple and the serpent who deceived Eve: And I will make enemies of you and the woman, and of your offspring and her Descendant; He shall bruise you on the head, and you shall bruise Him on the heel (3:15). Israel Enjoyed an Ancient Glory There is nearly 2,500 years separating Adam from Moses, and all that history is crammed in between Genesis 4 and Exodus 2. Within those 2,500 years, God honored His promise to Abraham to multiply his descendants into a nation of people who would experience 400 years of slavery in Egypt, only to be miraculously liberated as His people. As a freed people, God spoke through Moses to all of Israel: You yourselves have seen what I did to the Egyptians, and how I carried you on eagles wings, and brought you to Myself. Now then, if you will indeed obey My voice and keep My covenant, then you shall be My own possession among all the peoples, for all the earth is Mine; and you shall be to Me a kingdom of priests and a holy nation. These are the words that you shall speak to the sons of Israel (Exod. 19:46). God gave Israel the Ten Commandments and the rest of the Law; He also instituted a sacrificial system to address their sins, religious feasts to remind His people of His faithfulness to them, and the plans for a Tabernacle that would eventually be used to build a Temple. Its design would serve to remind them of the Garden and what Adam and Eve enjoyed, and it would serve as the place where the presence of God would be known, experienced, and seen, so God told Moses: Have them construct a sanctuary for Me, so that I may dwell among them. According to all that I am going to show you as the pattern of the tabernacle and the pattern of all its furniture, so you shall construct it (Exod. 25:89). The Tabernacle, and eventually the Temple, would serve as the center of worship for Israel as a people. In the wilderness as pilgrims journeying to the promised land, God would lead them by a cloud by day and a pillar of fire by night. When the presence of God moved, Israel moved; when the presence of God rested, Israel rested. At the center of the Temple was the Ark of the Covenant where it would sit in the place known as the Holy of Holies. The Ark of the Covenant is the container where the broken tablets of the 10 commandments were placed among a few other things, it is also symbolic of the presence of God. Nearly 500 years after Moses died and Israel finally entered the land God promised Abraham, David was anointed as King over Israel. Even though most of the psalms that are in the Bible were written by David, because he was a man of war, he was not permitted to build a Temple modeled after the Tabernacle. However, God did allow Solomon (a son of David) to build the temple in Jerusalem where the presence of God would be known, experienced, and seen. The Temple would forever be known as Solomons Temple not because it was dedicated to Solomon, but because of the great care that Solomon invested into the building of it. When it was finally completed and dedicated before the people of Israel, God spoke to Solomon: if you turn away and abandon My statutes and My commandments which I have set before you, and go and serve other gods and worship them, then I will uproot you from My land which I have given you, and this house which I have consecrated for My name I will cast out of My sight; and I will make it a proverb and an object of scorn among all peoples. As for this house, which was exalted, everyone who passes by it will be astonished and say, Why has the Lord done these things to this land and to this house? And they will say, Because they abandoned the Lord, the God of their fathers, who brought them from the land of Egypt, and they adopted other gods, and worshiped and served them; therefore He has brought all this adversity on them. (2 Chron. 7:1922) Solomon started off so well, but his life ended so tragically. Solomons life did not end well, for he loved many foreign women (1 Kings 11:1). Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines he was the Hugh Heffner of his day. The thing is, Solomon knew his Bible well, he knew what Exodus 34:16 said, You shall not enter into marriage with foreign women, neither shall they with you, for surely they will turn away your heart after their gods. Solomons heart turned away from God and participated in the worship of other gods that included child sacrifice, rampant sexual immorality, and set the entire nation on track to do the same. So, the thing that God warned Solomon and Israel would happen if they turned from Him, happened. After the death of Solomon, all of Israel would eventually become known not for the nation that worshiped Yahweh, but the nation that worshiped the gods of the other nations. God judged the nation of Israel and eventually they were handed over to a foreign nation. In the Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve were driven from the presence of God, but in the wake of Solomons idolatry, the glory of the Lord departed from the threshold of the temple and left the place He promised Israel (Ezek. 10:18). Not long after the glory of God departed the temple and Israel, Solomons Temple was destroyed by Babylon. Israel Pursued a New Glory After hundreds of years in exile and the desperate prayers of those who truly loved and worshiped Yahweh, God allowed a small remnant of Hebrew men and women back into Jerusalem. The two things that were in ruins were the temple and the walls of Jerusalem; Ezra would eventually oversee the building of the temple, while Nehemiah would manage the building of the walls of Jerusalem. The first six chapters of Ezra give us the back story for Ezras role in overseeing the construction of the temple. The first three chapters tell us about the very initial planning for a new temple; I only want to focus on the first three chapters and the very last verse in the book of Ezra. The only thing that happens in Ezra 3 is the exiles set up the altar where the sacrifices could be made, then the people began to celebrate the different festivals that were designed to remind them of Gods faithfulness, then hired masons and carpenters, and then laid the foundation of the temple. It would take another 20 years before the new temple would be completed. The best illustration I can come up with the kind of frustration the exiles in Jerusalem must have experienced, is to think of I-25 from Fort Collins to Denver. Just so you know, it was not because the workers were part of the Union or that they worked for the federal government that it took so long to build the temple. There were legitimate obstacles the people faced by real adversaries. God stirred and moved King Cyrus to make a proclamation that bore the authority of any of the laws of Persia. The very first sentence in Ezra begins: Now in the first year of Cyrus king of Persia, in order to fulfill the word of the Lord by the mouth of Jeremiah, the Lord stirred up the spirit of Cyrus king of Persia (Ezra 1:1). So, the king proclaimed that the Hebrew exiles could return and rebuild their temple (vv. 2-4). King Cyrus would not live to see the day when his proclamation was finally fulfilled. Just after the foundation of the temple was laid, a group of people in Jerusalem who did not want the temple built, frightened them from building, and bribed advisers against them, to frustrate their advice all the days of Cyrus king of Persia, even until the reign of Darius king of Persia (v. 5). For ten years the building of the temple was put on hold. In Ezra 3, with the laying of the foundation of the temple, the people celebrated, but before they could begin, Ezra 4 happened! In chapter 5, the work began in the second year of a new king (Darius) and four years later, it was finally completed (Ezra 6:15ff). When it was finally finished, the people rightfully celebrated: And the sons of Israel, the priests, the Levites, and the rest of the exiles, celebrated the dedication of this house of God with joy. They offered for the dedication of this temple of God a hundred bulls, two hundred rams, four hundred lambs, and as a sin offering for all Israel twelve male goats, corresponding to the number of the tribes of Israel. Then they appointed the priests to their divisions and the Levites in their sections for the service of God in Jerusalem, as it is written in the Book of Moses. (vv. 16-18). What I find most startling about the book of Ezra is that the people seemed to have been in a really good place spiritually in their lives. As soon as they entered the land, they set up the altar before anything else so that they could worship God. They celebrated the feast of booths, which was also known as the Feast of Tabernacles as a way to celebrate the ways God preserved Israel in the wilderness and how his presence dwelled among them. They also celebrated all the other important days such as the Day of Atonement, and so much more. And, just after the new temple was dedicated, they celebrated Passover together! Everything was going so well until we come to Ezra 9 and learn that the people of Israel, the priests, and the Levites did the same thing Solomon did that led to great evils in Israel they married the same type of women Solomon married who turned his heart away from God, and so the very last verse in Ezra serves as the epitaph of a story that began so good but ended so badly: All of these men had married foreign wives, and some of them had wives by whom they had children (10:44). Israel Missed a Better Glory I believe we are given a clue as to why Ezras book ends tragically. Notice how the people respond to the new temple in Ezra 3:10-13, And they sang, praising and giving thanks to the Lord, saying, For He is good, for His favor is upon Israel forever. And all the people shouted with a great shout of joy when they praised the Lord, because the foundation of the house of the Lord was laid. Yet many of the priests and Levites and heads of fathers households, the old men who had seen the first temple, wept with a loud voice when the foundation of this house was laid before their eyes, while many shouted aloud for joy, so that the people could not distinguish the sound of the shout of joy from the sound of the weeping of the people, because the people were shouting with a loud shout, and the sound was heard far away. This is so easy to miss if you are not paying attention! Out of joy the people sang, praising and giving thanks to the Lord, saying, For He is good, for His favor is upon Israel forever (see also 2 Chron. 7:3). The people sang the same thing the people in Solomons day sang when the first temple was completed; this is how I know they were expecting the glory of God to return: Now when Solomon had finished praying, fire came down from heaven and consumed the burnt offering and the sacrifices, and the glory of the Lord filled the house. And the priests could not enter the house of the Lord because the glory of the Lord filled the Lords house. All the sons of Israel, seeing the fire come down and the glory of the Lord upon the house, bowed down on the pavement with their faces to the ground, and they worshiped and gave praise to the Lord, saying, Certainly He is good, certainly His faithfulness is everlasting. Everything the people practiced in Ezra 3 was good. But the reason why the old men wept was because they could not get past the beauty of Solomons temple and failed to appreciate the point and purpose of the temple in the first place. I also believe the younger men missed the point of the new temple for the same reasons the old men wept. The point was not a building for Gods glory to dwell in, but to know and worship the God whose plan has always been to dwell with His people face to face! The reason why the men turned to foreign women is the same reason Solomon turned to foreign women who worshiped other godsthey failed to appreciate that there was a greater glory than the lie Adam and Eve believed, the wisdom and women of Solomon, and the illusion of the past that what is gone was better than what God is doing today. Conclusion Now, there was no way for Israel to understand all that God was doing in the world, but what He was doing was more beautiful than Eden, greater than Solomons temple, and more permeant than the blood of bulls and goats (see Hebrews 10:4). The greater glory they missed was the promise of a deliverer who would remedy their sin. The greater glory they missed was the One the Passover and all the feasts pointed too. The greater glory was not the history of the Davidic kingdom or Solomons Temple, but a better and greater Son of David whose kingdom will know no end and will endure forever (2 Sam. 7:14). He is the greater glory who lights up the darkness (Isa. 9:2-7). We have the benefit of being able to look back to Ezra with New Testament eyes and see that the greater glory Israel missed was the glory that would come in the form a person who was fully God and fully man. The glory eventually returned to Israel, but not in the way Israel ever saw coming. The glory came and it was heard in the sounds of an infants cry; see if you can hear the overtones of what we explored through scripture in the words of the Gospel of John concerning Jesus: In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things came into being through Him, and apart from Him not even one thing came into being that has come into being. In Him was life, and the life was the Light of mankind. And the Light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not grasp it. And the Word became flesh, and dwelt [tabernacled] among us; and we saw His glory, glory as the only Son from the Father, full of grace and truth. (John 1:1-5, 14). Here are some of the things we learn from the first three chapters of Ezra and the promise of the greater glory, who is Jesus Christ: God is faithful on His terms, in His ways, and according to His character. While Israel was experiencing the just and severe discipline of God, it was God who promised that the discipline was for a season and not the end of their story. In Jeremiah 29:10, God made the following promise: For this is what the Lordsays: When seventy years have been completed for Babylon, I will visit you and fulfill My good word to you, to bring you back to this place. For I know the plans that I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for prosperity and not for disaster, to give you a future and a hope (Jer. 29:1011). Unbeknownst to those in exile and those in Jerusalem, overwhelmed by the ashes of what once was, God was working and moving in one of the more powerful men in the world: Now in the first year of Cyrus king of Persia, in order to fulfill the word of the Lord by the mouth of Jeremiah, the Lord stirred up the spirit of Cyrus king of Persia (Ezra 1:1). Just because you cannot see or understand what God is doing, does not mean that He is not working out His purposes for His glory and your good. The best way to fight fear, is through faith in the God who is bigger than your problems. I believe this is the reason why Israel built and installed the alter and worshiped God even though they were terrified of the people who surrounded them. Remembering the ways God delivered their forefathers from the great and tyrannical power of Egypt enabled them to fight against the terror they experienced. The people fought their fear by remembering who God was, the problem is that they were nearsighted and failed to see a greater glory existed for their good. The safest place to be is in the will of God. The story of Gods people is a lesson on this principle. The reason why there was a cloud by day and a pillar of fire by night that guided His people was so that they moved only when He moved and that they stayed only when God remained. Anytime the people of God moved when God was not moving or stayed when God was moving, they found themselves in trouble. If you are a Christian, the glory we follow is Jesus, and we are to go where He goes and stay where He stays. If you are not a Christian because you have not surrendered your life to Jesus as the one who died for your sins and conquered the grave by raising from the dead, then you need to run to Him who stood in your place to bear the wrath of a holy God that you deserved.

I love the way the Bible begins in Genesis: In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was a formless and desolate emptiness, and darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the surface of the waters (1:1-2). On the sixth day of creation, God made mankind, in His own image, in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them (v. 27). The three commands given to the first couple were simple: 1) Have lots of children and fill the earth with people who worship me, 2) manage creation and subdue it, and 3) do not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil because, on the day that you eat from it you will certainly die (2:16-17). Eden was the very first temple that Adam and Eve, as the people of God, were able to worship and enjoy God both as His children and as His royal priesthood. This is why Adam and Eve were driven out of Eden after they sinned against God. This is why the very last verse of the infamous third chapter in Genesis ends with these words: So He drove the man out; and at the east of the Garden of Eden He stationed the cherubim and the flaming sword which turned every direction to guard the way to the tree of life (v. 24). But before they were expelled from the Garden, God made this promise to the first couple and the serpent who deceived Eve: And I will make enemies of you and the woman, and of your offspring and her Descendant; He shall bruise you on the head, and you shall bruise Him on the heel (3:15). Israel Enjoyed an Ancient Glory There is nearly 2,500 years separating Adam from Moses, and all that history is crammed in between Genesis 4 and Exodus 2. Within those 2,500 years, God honored His promise to Abraham to multiply his descendants into a nation of people who would experience 400 years of slavery in Egypt, only to be miraculously liberated as His people. As a freed people, God spoke through Moses to all of Israel: You yourselves have seen what I did to the Egyptians, and how I carried you on eagles wings, and brought you to Myself. Now then, if you will indeed obey My voice and keep My covenant, then you shall be My own possession among all the peoples, for all the earth is Mine; and you shall be to Me a kingdom of priests and a holy nation. These are the words that you shall speak to the sons of Israel (Exod. 19:46). God gave Israel the Ten Commandments and the rest of the Law; He also instituted a sacrificial system to address their sins, religious feasts to remind His people of His faithfulness to them, and the plans for a Tabernacle that would eventually be used to build a Temple. Its design would serve to remind them of the Garden and what Adam and Eve enjoyed, and it would serve as the place where the presence of God would be known, experienced, and seen, so God told Moses: Have them construct a sanctuary for Me, so that I may dwell among them. According to all that I am going to show you as the pattern of the tabernacle and the pattern of all its furniture, so you shall construct it (Exod. 25:89). The Tabernacle, and eventually the Temple, would serve as the center of worship for Israel as a people. In the wilderness as pilgrims journeying to the promised land, God would lead them by a cloud by day and a pillar of fire by night. When the presence of God moved, Israel moved; when the presence of God rested, Israel rested. At the center of the Temple was the Ark of the Covenant where it would sit in the place known as the Holy of Holies. The Ark of the Covenant is the container where the broken tablets of the 10 commandments were placed among a few other things, it is also symbolic of the presence of God. Nearly 500 years after Moses died and Israel finally entered the land God promised Abraham, David was anointed as King over Israel. Even though most of the psalms that are in the Bible were written by David, because he was a man of war, he was not permitted to build a Temple modeled after the Tabernacle. However, God did allow Solomon (a son of David) to build the temple in Jerusalem where the presence of God would be known, experienced, and seen. The Temple would forever be known as Solomons Temple not because it was dedicated to Solomon, but because of the great care that Solomon invested into the building of it. When it was finally completed and dedicated before the people of Israel, God spoke to Solomon: if you turn away and abandon My statutes and My commandments which I have set before you, and go and serve other gods and worship them, then I will uproot you from My land which I have given you, and this house which I have consecrated for My name I will cast out of My sight; and I will make it a proverb and an object of scorn among all peoples. As for this house, which was exalted, everyone who passes by it will be astonished and say, Why has the Lord done these things to this land and to this house? And they will say, Because they abandoned the Lord, the God of their fathers, who brought them from the land of Egypt, and they adopted other gods, and worshiped and served them; therefore He has brought all this adversity on them. (2 Chron. 7:1922) Solomon started off so well, but his life ended so tragically. Solomons life did not end well, for he loved many foreign women (1 Kings 11:1). Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines he was the Hugh Heffner of his day. The thing is, Solomon knew his Bible well, he knew what Exodus 34:16 said, You shall not enter into marriage with foreign women, neither shall they with you, for surely they will turn away your heart after their gods. Solomons heart turned away from God and participated in the worship of other gods that included child sacrifice, rampant sexual immorality, and set the entire nation on track to do the same. So, the thing that God warned Solomon and Israel would happen if they turned from Him, happened. After the death of Solomon, all of Israel would eventually become known not for the nation that worshiped Yahweh, but the nation that worshiped the gods of the other nations. God judged the nation of Israel and eventually they were handed over to a foreign nation. In the Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve were driven from the presence of God, but in the wake of Solomons idolatry, the glory of the Lord departed from the threshold of the temple and left the place He promised Israel (Ezek. 10:18). Not long after the glory of God departed the temple and Israel, Solomons Temple was destroyed by Babylon. Israel Pursued a New Glory After hundreds of years in exile and the desperate prayers of those who truly loved and worshiped Yahweh, God allowed a small remnant of Hebrew men and women back into Jerusalem. The two things that were in ruins were the temple and the walls of Jerusalem; Ezra would eventually oversee the building of the temple, while Nehemiah would manage the building of the walls of Jerusalem. The first six chapters of Ezra give us the back story for Ezras role in overseeing the construction of the temple. The first three chapters tell us about the very initial planning for a new temple; I only want to focus on the first three chapters and the very last verse in the book of Ezra. The only thing that happens in Ezra 3 is the exiles set up the altar where the sacrifices could be made, then the people began to celebrate the different festivals that were designed to remind them of Gods faithfulness, then hired masons and carpenters, and then laid the foundation of the temple. It would take another 20 years before the new temple would be completed. The best illustration I can come up with the kind of frustration the exiles in Jerusalem must have experienced, is to think of I-25 from Fort Collins to Denver. Just so you know, it was not because the workers were part of the Union or that they worked for the federal government that it took so long to build the temple. There were legitimate obstacles the people faced by real adversaries. God stirred and moved King Cyrus to make a proclamation that bore the authority of any of the laws of Persia. The very first sentence in Ezra begins: Now in the first year of Cyrus king of Persia, in order to fulfill the word of the Lord by the mouth of Jeremiah, the Lord stirred up the spirit of Cyrus king of Persia (Ezra 1:1). So, the king proclaimed that the Hebrew exiles could return and rebuild their temple (vv. 2-4). King Cyrus would not live to see the day when his proclamation was finally fulfilled. Just after the foundation of the temple was laid, a group of people in Jerusalem who did not want the temple built, frightened them from building, and bribed advisers against them, to frustrate their advice all the days of Cyrus king of Persia, even until the reign of Darius king of Persia (v. 5). For ten years the building of the temple was put on hold. In Ezra 3, with the laying of the foundation of the temple, the people celebrated, but before they could begin, Ezra 4 happened! In chapter 5, the work began in the second year of a new king (Darius) and four years later, it was finally completed (Ezra 6:15ff). When it was finally finished, the people rightfully celebrated: And the sons of Israel, the priests, the Levites, and the rest of the exiles, celebrated the dedication of this house of God with joy. They offered for the dedication of this temple of God a hundred bulls, two hundred rams, four hundred lambs, and as a sin offering for all Israel twelve male goats, corresponding to the number of the tribes of Israel. Then they appointed the priests to their divisions and the Levites in their sections for the service of God in Jerusalem, as it is written in the Book of Moses. (vv. 16-18). What I find most startling about the book of Ezra is that the people seemed to have been in a really good place spiritually in their lives. As soon as they entered the land, they set up the altar before anything else so that they could worship God. They celebrated the feast of booths, which was also known as the Feast of Tabernacles as a way to celebrate the ways God preserved Israel in the wilderness and how his presence dwelled among them. They also celebrated all the other important days such as the Day of Atonement, and so much more. And, just after the new temple was dedicated, they celebrated Passover together! Everything was going so well until we come to Ezra 9 and learn that the people of Israel, the priests, and the Levites did the same thing Solomon did that led to great evils in Israel they married the same type of women Solomon married who turned his heart away from God, and so the very last verse in Ezra serves as the epitaph of a story that began so good but ended so badly: All of these men had married foreign wives, and some of them had wives by whom they had children (10:44). Israel Missed a Better Glory I believe we are given a clue as to why Ezras book ends tragically. Notice how the people respond to the new temple in Ezra 3:10-13, And they sang, praising and giving thanks to the Lord, saying, For He is good, for His favor is upon Israel forever. And all the people shouted with a great shout of joy when they praised the Lord, because the foundation of the house of the Lord was laid. Yet many of the priests and Levites and heads of fathers households, the old men who had seen the first temple, wept with a loud voice when the foundation of this house was laid before their eyes, while many shouted aloud for joy, so that the people could not distinguish the sound of the shout of joy from the sound of the weeping of the people, because the people were shouting with a loud shout, and the sound was heard far away. This is so easy to miss if you are not paying attention! Out of joy the people sang, praising and giving thanks to the Lord, saying, For He is good, for His favor is upon Israel forever (see also 2 Chron. 7:3). The people sang the same thing the people in Solomons day sang when the first temple was completed; this is how I know they were expecting the glory of God to return: Now when Solomon had finished praying, fire came down from heaven and consumed the burnt offering and the sacrifices, and the glory of the Lord filled the house. And the priests could not enter the house of the Lord because the glory of the Lord filled the Lords house. All the sons of Israel, seeing the fire come down and the glory of the Lord upon the house, bowed down on the pavement with their faces to the ground, and they worshiped and gave praise to the Lord, saying, Certainly He is good, certainly His faithfulness is everlasting. Everything the people practiced in Ezra 3 was good. But the reason why the old men wept was because they could not get past the beauty of Solomons temple and failed to appreciate the point and purpose of the temple in the first place. I also believe the younger men missed the point of the new temple for the same reasons the old men wept. The point was not a building for Gods glory to dwell in, but to know and worship the God whose plan has always been to dwell with His people face to face! The reason why the men turned to foreign women is the same reason Solomon turned to foreign women who worshiped other godsthey failed to appreciate that there was a greater glory than the lie Adam and Eve believed, the wisdom and women of Solomon, and the illusion of the past that what is gone was better than what God is doing today. Conclusion Now, there was no way for Israel to understand all that God was doing in the world, but what He was doing was more beautiful than Eden, greater than Solomons temple, and more permeant than the blood of bulls and goats (see Hebrews 10:4). The greater glory they missed was the promise of a deliverer who would remedy their sin. The greater glory they missed was the One the Passover and all the feasts pointed too. The greater glory was not the history of the Davidic kingdom or Solomons Temple, but a better and greater Son of David whose kingdom will know no end and will endure forever (2 Sam. 7:14). He is the greater glory who lights up the darkness (Isa. 9:2-7). We have the benefit of being able to look back to Ezra with New Testament eyes and see that the greater glory Israel missed was the glory that would come in the form a person who was fully God and fully man. The glory eventually returned to Israel, but not in the way Israel ever saw coming. The glory came and it was heard in the sounds of an infants cry; see if you can hear the overtones of what we explored through scripture in the words of the Gospel of John concerning Jesus: In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things came into being through Him, and apart from Him not even one thing came into being that has come into being. In Him was life, and the life was the Light of mankind. And the Light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not grasp it. And the Word became flesh, and dwelt [tabernacled] among us; and we saw His glory, glory as the only Son from the Father, full of grace and truth. (John 1:1-5, 14). Here are some of the things we learn from the first three chapters of Ezra and the promise of the greater glory, who is Jesus Christ: God is faithful on His terms, in His ways, and according to His character. While Israel was experiencing the just and severe discipline of God, it was God who promised that the discipline was for a season and not the end of their story. In Jeremiah 29:10, God made the following promise: For this is what the Lordsays: When seventy years have been completed for Babylon, I will visit you and fulfill My good word to you, to bring you back to this place. For I know the plans that I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for prosperity and not for disaster, to give you a future and a hope (Jer. 29:1011). Unbeknownst to those in exile and those in Jerusalem, overwhelmed by the ashes of what once was, God was working and moving in one of the more powerful men in the world: Now in the first year of Cyrus king of Persia, in order to fulfill the word of the Lord by the mouth of Jeremiah, the Lord stirred up the spirit of Cyrus king of Persia (Ezra 1:1). Just because you cannot see or understand what God is doing, does not mean that He is not working out His purposes for His glory and your good. The best way to fight fear, is through faith in the God who is bigger than your problems. I believe this is the reason why Israel built and installed the alter and worshiped God even though they were terrified of the people who surrounded them. Remembering the ways God delivered their forefathers from the great and tyrannical power of Egypt enabled them to fight against the terror they experienced. The people fought their fear by remembering who God was, the problem is that they were nearsighted and failed to see a greater glory existed for their good. The safest place to be is in the will of God. The story of Gods people is a lesson on this principle. The reason why there was a cloud by day and a pillar of fire by night that guided His people was so that they moved only when He moved and that they stayed only when God remained. Anytime the people of God moved when God was not moving or stayed when God was moving, they found themselves in trouble. If you are a Christian, the glory we follow is Jesus, and we are to go where He goes and stay where He stays. If you are not a Christian because you have not surrendered your life to Jesus as the one who died for your sins and conquered the grave by raising from the dead, then you need to run to Him who stood in your place to bear the wrath of a holy God that you deserved.

¡Vótame en los Premios iVoox 2023! Agradece a este podcast tantas horas de entretenimiento y disfruta de episodios exclusivos como éste. ¡Apóyale en iVoox! Este audio no es una meditación: recoge una conferencia de 55 minutos a matrimonios sobre la Teología del cuerpo de San Juan Pablo II, impartida el 24 de abril de 2021 en Los Claustros de Ayllón, durante unas Jornadas de reflexión matrimonial. Siguiendo la indicación de Jesús de volver al «principio», como medio de resolver los problemas que los matrimonios de su época enfrentaban, realizamos un apasionante recorrido por los tres primeros capítulos del libro del Génesis, que contienen mucha información valiosa para los matrimonios de hoy. Hay un momento al principio en el que explico un gesto que no se ve: tomo un folio con una imagen del ser humano, varón y mujer, y lo arrugo y convierto en una pelota. Hugh Heffner lo pone tal cual a la vista, mientras que San Juan Pablo II lo desarruga con cuidado y lo plancha para mostrar de nuevo esa imagen preciosa. También, al hablar del principio, dibujo una línea en una pizarra y trazo una marca simbolizando el pecado original, a la izquierda de esa marca es el breve principio, a la derecha es la vida histórica del hombre.Escucha este episodio completo y accede a todo el contenido exclusivo de Meditaciones diarias. Descubre antes que nadie los nuevos episodios, y participa en la comunidad exclusiva de oyentes en https://go.ivoox.com/sq/874295

The end of season 2 begins! We finally begin our coverage of the latest winner of Worst Picture, 2022's Blonde! We pick apart what worked and didn't work about Andrew Dominik's bewilderingly problematic take on the "bionovel" originally written by Joyce Carol Oates. We break down some of the biggest historical fabrications in this story, Jack tells us some theater stories, we gush over how great Toby Huss is, and we may or may not do JFK impressions. Also, we talk more about the Unofficial Willem Dafoe Bad Art Short Film Festival we're organizing for next year! CW: Sexism, misogyny, domestic violence, abuse, historical inaccuracies, miscarriages, abortion Check out that Willem Dafoe interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dSRzxg7p1E Stuff Mentioned In This Episode: Marilyn Monroe, Ana de Armas, Charlie Chaplin, Cass Chaplin, Edgar G. Robinson, Edgar G. Robinson Jr, John F. Kennedy, Robert Kennedy, Joe Dimaggio, Arthur Miller, Robert Mitchum, Hugh Heffner, The Venture Bros, Midori, Tiddy Sphinx, Clone High, Killing Them Softly, Where Are You Going Where Have You Been --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/derazzled/support

A rare FREE FULL Episode! This is part one of an amazing conversation with Jennifer Saginor, who wrote the book,  Playground Childhood Inside Playboy Mansion.  She also appeared in the very popular A & E show, Secrets of Playboy.  This interview is very important as Jennifer seeks to set the record straight on what she feels was sensationalized in the Secrets of Playboy docuseries, which surprised her after the fact.  Along the way, we discuss our Playboy Mansion party stories and the crazy rules.  She tells me all about being in Hugh Hefner's inner circle.  She lived at the Mansion from age 11 until she was a teen and partied into adulthood there.  She famously went out with Hugh Heffner's girlfriend "Kendal" for years and her father, Mark Saginor often referred to as Doctor Feel Good was Hugh's best friend for 40 years and rumored to be Hugh's lover.  She will address all of this. She also tells us about the Shadow Mansion scandals and in Part 2, She tells me what Jennifer knows about Paulina Svenson, who was a model and friend of hers that disappeared.Jennifer Saginor's Book Link: Playground Childhood Inside Playboy Mansion: https://www.amazon.com/Playground-Childhood-Inside-Playboy-Mansion/dp/0060761571/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1683761837&refinements=p_27%3AJennifer+Saginor&s=books&sr=1-1Sound Credit: Secrets of Playboy Teaser https://youtu.be/RY8z4BK61bQSupport the showDana is on Cameo!Get Dishing Drama Dana Merch!https://represent.com/store/dishing-drama-dana-wilkeyFollow Dana: @Wilkey_Dana$25,000 Song - Apple Music$25,000 Song - SpotifyTo support the show and listen to full episodes, become a member on PatreonTo learn more about sponsorships, email DDDWpodcast@gmail.comDana's YouTube Channel

Gary Gold is one of the true legendary characters in the residential real estate world in Los Angeles. He was the man behind putting the complicated deal together to sell the playboy mansion for $100M to Darren Metropoulos, the young entrepreneur behind many iconic brands like Hostess, Pabst Brewing Company, Blue Triton, Mumm and Perrier Jouet among others, while Hugh Heffner was allowed to live in the home until his death. He also sold the Chartwell Estate for $150M and the Hearst Estate for $63.1M and has seen it all, and done it all. He was the first agent hired by Jeff Hyland at Hilton and Hyland and remained very close to Jeff until his death last year. In this episode Gary discusses some of the pivotal moments in his career and how he seized the moment to leverage and parlay a few massive opportunities which paved the way for his iconic real estate career. School is in session!   Please subscribe to The Deal with Danny Brown podcast and. leave us a 5 star review and comment at Apple Podcasts Subscribe to THE DEAL WITH DANNY BROWN  and leave us a comment if you enjoy our real estate content.  Sold By Gold Website Instagram   Danny Brown Instagram Website

Love it or hate it, Playboy been in the public's view since the 1950s but unfortunately there is a dark side to the Playboy image and several deaths of playboy bunnies and playmates have faded into the background. In the next 3 podcasts we are going to take a look at some of them and much like one of our very first podcasts on the victims of Jack the Ripper, we will bring these names to the fore once again. In this episode we look at Adrienne Pollack, a waitress in one of the Playboy Clubs and Bobbie Arnstein, Hugh Heffner's executive secretary  TW - Drug overdose, suicide, Sexual Assault Find us on social media: Tiktok @sagasofshe Instagram: @sagas_of_she Facebook: @sagasofshe  Music Credit:  Skeleton Carnival by Shane Ivers - ⁠⁠https://www.silvermansound.com

This week, Sophie came across an article from Kerry Katona discussing the double standards in society with regards a woman having several children with multiple baby daddies and men doing the same with multiple mamas. Jude Law has had his 7th child from 5 different women and most people aren't saying anything but dear Kezza has 5 kids from 3 different men and received a lot more backlash. It ain't right girls!! Clara's topic thankfully ricocheted of this into some bizarre stories concerning Hollywood showbiz burials and grave sites concerning Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monroe and Hugh Heffner ...spooooookyyyy!Linky links:Nick Cannon's Children Situation The plot to kidnap Elvis's dead bodyMarilyn and Heff spending eternity togetherSentimental Garbage Runaway Bride with Dolly Alderton Instagram: Clara & Sophie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings Trashlings! Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour are back to discuss the new Pamela Anderson Netflix doc "Pamela, a love story" which begs the question: is this one-note doc just a commercial for her new book? A love letter to Tommy Lee? Either way between stumbling into Baywatch fame, her two state-of-the-art-sons, her stolen sex tape gone wild, and six divorces, there's much to discuss! 00:00 After a childhood riddled with sexual assault and witnessing her parents violent makeup break-up cycle, Pamela Anderson was accidentally discovered on a Jumbotron at a football game as a teenager, and proves over the course of her life that she is truly the Cancer queen of going with the flow.52:47: Timeline of Pam's marriages including: Tommy Lee Bass, Kid Rock (Bob from Detroit), Rick Salomon (of Paris Hilton sex tape fame) x2, billionaire John Peters (Barbara Streisand's ex), and normie Canadian handy man, Dan Hayhurst.1:02:00 Pamela's casual south of France era. Why isn't Pam a gay icon? The crocs?1:08:00 Brandon Lee punches Tommy. Kudo's to Brittany Furlan, Tommy's current wife, who is hanging in there despite his impressive roster of ex's and Pam's commitment to keeping their love affair top of mind. 1:12:00 Pam's potential next husbands. Smokey Robinson? John Mayer? Why does Pam stan Hugh Heffner? 1:18:22 Do billionaires and rockstars age out of being dickheads? Elon Musk's dad, Errol, just had a baby with the step-daughter he raised sooooo.... Slight detour to investigate because WTH. 1:23:04 Pamela Anderson astrology: Gemini rising, Cancer Sun / Mercury, Aries Moon (conjunct Lilith & Saturn), Leo Venus / Jupiter, Libra Mars.1:54:45 Pam and Tommy relationship astrologyTo book your very own personal astrology reading with Sara: https://app.acuityscheduling.com/schedule.php?owner=13002022(how about a romance outlook or relationship reading for valentines day, ey!?)& Leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts if you believe in love & sign up for our patreon for exclusive episodes, ongoing cosmic culture conversations, & future book clubs! Patreon.com/SpaceTrashPodcastSee you there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm in San Diego reunited with my Comedy Mom Ellen Sugarman! I love riffing with her about our jungle fever, the Holocaust, my big dick, LeBron not looking me in the eye & how Ellen met Hugh Heffner at the Playboy mansion! 

TONIGHT'S SHOW - Biden's student debt plan ruins everyone's life, She-Hulk ruins everyone's mind, a Lesbian Crippled Spider-Man is coming (yes, for real), Saint's Row becomes the worst video game in recent memory, WB goes back to the drawing board, the only copies of Batgirl get destroyed?  Vaccine flip-flops, Gary Busey gets accused, George Foreman gets accused, Hugh Heffner gets accused (even though he's dead), did Game of Thrones avoid wokeness with their new spin-off?  All this and some Killer Klowns from Outer Space, too!SUPPORT OUR SHOW:BuyMeACoffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/cancelthispodtips never expected but always appreciated!LIKE, SHARE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE:Odysee: https://odysee.com/@cancelthispodcastRumble: https://rumble.com/cancelthispodcastDLive: https://dlive.tv/cancelthispodcastBitchute: https://bitchute.com/cancelthispodcastFoxhole: https://pilled.net/#/profile/168964CHAT WITH US:Guilded (Discord Alternative): https://www.guilded.gg/i/EoePww3kTelegram: https://t.me/cancelthispodcast

Hugh Heffner would be crucified today for having women dress up like bunnies. Jack the Jokeman: Jackie cracks everyone up with his rapid-fire jokes and one-liners

Big announcement! I am coming to see you! Get tickets at heathermcdonald.net Did HBO send in college girls with hidden microphones to Alabama sorority houses to film a documentary about Bama Rush?? Then Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt from the iconic reality series, The Girls Next Door, are here, and they do tell all. They are now rewatching all of the show's episodes and sharing what was real and what was fake. They answered my questions about what it was like to be intimate with Heff. We cover their relationship with Kendra, the recent A&E Playboy Documentary, and some of its shocking claims. This interview is juicy, honest, and funny; enjoy! Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoophttps://heathermcdonald.net/Support our sponsors:https://www.betterhelp.com/HEATHERlivingproof.com/juicy bestegg.com/juicyMedterracbd.com/JUICYhttps://sleepnumber.com/JUICYworthy.com/JUICY

THIS IS A PATREON BONUS EPISODE FROM SEPTEMBER 2021!Cat and Melissa breakdown why Twilight is Tragical! Get ready for sweatbands, Hugh Heffner pajama tops, and the cactus Bella brought from Arizona. Doe, a deer, a female deer!Check out our website tragicalpodcast.com!Electronic mail can be sent to tragicalpodcast@gmail.com.Become a Patron!Follow us here!Instagram | TikTok | Twitter | Facebook Tragical Podcast Intro produced by Jahreezy.Tragical Podcast Art by Johnny the Alchemist. Twilight Fun Facts (IMDb)

Marcel und Nina steigen ins Rosenbusiness ein, so denkt man. Aber eigentlich geht es hier um andere Stecher, als Dornenpflanzen. Nina war in einem krassen Sextempel in Brandenburg zu Gast, beim Hugh Heffner des Hinterlands, dem Epstein aus Eberswalde und seinen krassen Ritualen der Lust. Dort hat sie den perfekten Penis gesehen, der so schön war, dass sie seitdem nichts mehr antörnt... So bleibt es bei Marcel die neu gelernte Masche zu testen, mit der man angeblich alle Menschen klar machen kann....Hört selber rein, also lauter drehen für: Rosen und andere Stecher

Marcel und Nina steigen ins Rosenbusiness ein, so denkt man. Aber eigentlich geht es hier um andere Stecher, als Dornenpflanzen. Nina war in einem krassen Sextempel in Brandenburg zu Gast, beim Hugh Heffner des Hinterlands, dem Epstein aus Eberswalde und seinen krassen Ritualen der Lust. Dort hat sie den perfekten Penis gesehen, der so schön war, dass sie seitdem nichts mehr antörnt... So bleibt es bei Marcel die neu gelernte Masche zu testen, mit der man angeblich alle Menschen klar machen kann....Hört selber rein, also lauter drehen für: Rosen und andere Stecher

He was one of the comics who visited Stigall's studio more than any other.  Every time Gilbert came to town he'd stop by and inevitably share a new story about being cancelled or fired by someone for some joke or Tweet.  Gilbert was truly one of the pioneers of cancel culture.  Hear this mash-up of some of Gilbert's greatest moments.  He discusses everything from Adam West at an orgy, to roasting Joan Rivers and Hugh Heffner.  Getting fired by the Emmys and Aflac .  His love of vintage TV and film. A bit part in “Family Guy.” And of course, that classic, obnoxious voice and cackle that made a Disney parrot one of his most famous roles.

Red Wings fire Al Sobotka, Will Smith wouldn't leave, DJ Jazzy Jeff 'no comments' us, free QLine rides, from Secrets of Playboy to Thousand Pound Sisters, Trevor Bauer sues journalists, and Bruce Willis retirement phony phone calls.More Will Smith/Chris Rock Silence Breaking: King Richard Williams' estranged daughter speaks. The 'Tell The Truth" CTE doctor supports Will. David Spade & Dana Carvey speak. Chris Rock adds more shows to sell out. Wanda Sykes and Amy Schumer are "traumatized".The 'Thousand Pound Twins' pop off about Hugh Heffner on Secrets of Playboy.Trudi caught the new Jackass Forever flick and there is no shortage of weiners.Tom Mazawey collaborated with The Ting Tings and has no idea who they are.Trevor Bauer is suing The Athletic, Deadspin and Molly Knight for defamation.Alex Jones tries to pay the Sandy Hook parents to SHUT UP... but they aren't having it.The QLine is still free of charge if anyone wants a 3.3-mile ride.Astronaut Mark Vande Hei had to be carried away after his return from outer space.Al Sobotka has been BLOWN OUT by the Detroit Red Wings. We check in with Al, who sounds really bummed out. Jim Bentley joins the show to tell an Al Sobotka story and brag about his farts in our system.Bruce Willis is retiring from acting due to Aphasia. We remember a few prank phone calls in his honor.Casey Anthony is murdering an episode of VH1's "My Dream Wedding."Drew is pumped for Roxy Music's tour.Taylor Hawkins: The Foo Fighters cancel their tour dates. John Stamos shares his last texts with Taylor. Paul McCartney shares a pic. Jimmy Page is bummed, but they'll always have this song.The Detroit News wants you to feel that Kid Rock's album has bombed when the truth is, it's a little early. Some people are saying Adam Graham is focusing on politics.Breaking News: Will Smith refused to leave the Oscars after he assaulted Chris Rock. The Oscars and the BAFTAs are beefing. Tony Rock does NOT accept Will Smith's apology. DJ Jazzy Jeff gives us no comment.The Red Hot Chili Peppers have their own channel on SiriusXM.Drew Crime: Drew declares Wendi Mae Davidson the hottest murderer possibly ever. We roll through the hottest female murderers. We discuss Life of Crime 1984-2020.COVID: Joe Biden got his 4th shot today. NYC is allowing the rich and famous to go vaccine free.Spaceman Lee is still striking batter out at age 75.Eric Church cancels concert so he can attend Duke vs North Carolina.Social media is dumb, but we're on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

Hugh Hefner's ex-girlfriend says she once walked in on the Playboy founder engaging in sex acts with their dog? New allegations from the docu-series "Secrets of Playboy" on A&E make this allegation! We discuss the story. Wife of Former Engineer for the Navy Pleads Guilty in Elaborate Espionage Case. Get more at http://www.darksidepod.com

I knew Dale Bozzio was an incredible performer, sing, dresser, toured with Zappa, and had an incredible life with amazing stories to tell - but I had no idea she'd be so funny telling it. This episode goes in the books as one of my all time favorites. Joined by my fellow Misfit turned frequent guest host on Dystopia Tonight, Joanne Filan, Dale tells us about driving across country to be a Playboy Bunny, meeting then leaving Hugh Heffner, kicking in Frank Zappa's door (much to his delight) climbing through his greenroom window (again delight), dating Henry Winkler, getting proposed to by Prince, Frozen Popes at the Vatican, Shrimp and Cookies, and Pasta on the road. ENJOY!

Hugh Heffner may have done something naughty with a dog.

On this episode of HGG, Paul is joined by Face and Rooster to discuss are dress codes racist and is/was Hugh Heffner an authorized sex trafficker. Also they discuss, Neil Young v. Spotify, Nelly v. Madonna, Eminem v. Busta, and Chris Brown v. women (like ALL OF THEM)...and more. #RIPEli

On this episode, Frank & Skylar discuss bath salts, JFK, Hugh Heffner, Michael Jackson, Yellowstone and Kit Harrington looking Hispanic. Enjoy!

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THE THESIS: The same mental abuse Heffner used against young women is being employed against your kids and your neighbors.  THE SCRIPTURE:  John the Baptist Beheaded THE NEWS: The dehumanizing of babies → [AUDIO] -  CNN Fears March for Life: Abortion 'Is More In Peril Than Ever Before' The dehumanizing of women → [AUDIO] - Hugh Hefner's ex-girlfriend Sondra Theodore on being 'groomed' by Playboy founder: 'I saw the devil in him' THE MONOLOGUE: The dehumanizing of the world → Here is a paper the UK “government” [read: bosses] use as a guide to program people to behave in the way the bosses deem best Will nudge theory survive the pandemic? ‘Nudge' has no place in our democracy; The government's use of behavioral science violates our freedom to judge and act for ourselves. Look how well behavioral programming has worked and how far it has moved from “nudging …” → Simple Subtraction Shows Most if Not All Transgender* Sexual Offenders are MALE Transwomen (UK MOJ).  THE SUBSTACK LINK  https://thetoddhermanshow.substack.com/   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Remembering rock legend and actor Meat Loaf. Our 40 plus years with the icon and what you never knew about his name. Plus, Louie Anderson loses his battle with cancer. We pay tribute to the comedian. Then, why Adele's decision to cancel her Las Vegas shows are making some fans furious. Plus, Nick and Priyanka Jonas' baby surprise. Then, Anna Kendrick's secret romance with Bill Hader. And, is Pete Davidson's romance with Kim Kardashian causing problems at “SNL”? Then, LEVAR BURTON spills secrets from “NCIS: Hawaii.” And, inside Hugh Heffner's explosive new docuseries. What his “Girls Next Door” are accusing him of now.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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George is joined by Rebecca Weaver, Melissa McGinnis, and Pat Mcclellan.  What do we think about the new covid variants?  Why is President Biden's approval rating so low?  Why is the new version of “West Side Story” a flop?  What is going on with Hugh Heffner's ex?  And what in the world are the surgeons up […]

The show that puts a twist on the 5 W's!!! B-LO,  RATED-R, and DUB BOO bring to you current events, business promotions, laughter, and our main question for the last  W!In this episode, we will be discussing:  Interview with King Heff!! Talks about how he became the black Hugh Heffner, The Art of Impact play, Anal training, Natural stamina pills for women and men.....Please send questions, promotions, or if you would like to be included as a guest on the show to  info@hourglasspodcasting.com****Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD7jv6V95T_OvJ3UY2mbewg****Instagram Page: https://www.instagram.com/hgp_thetimeisnow/****Twitter Page: @hgp2211Show your support by buying us a cup of coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/TheTimeIsNowKing Heff ( Black Hugh Heffer)Website: https://linktr.ee/kingheffInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/kingheffs/Midwest Custom Print, Business advertisement: https://midwestcustomprint.com/Flavor Addicts Gourmet Popcorn, Address: 641 E 162nd St, South Holland, ILVisit:  https://www.flavoraddicts.com/GTB Medical Services LLC. Medical equipment repair and 24/7 medical courier accommodations. Visit:  https://www.gtbmedicalservices.com/Classy Image Barbershop, Address: 1034 W. 103rd Street Chicago, IL 60643for appointments email: classyimage04@yahoo.comReal estate questions or need an agent in the state of Illinois email: b.logan@wfreal.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/hgp_thetimisnow?fan_landing=true)

Stop before you get that back tattoo!; A new concept for zoo's: Reverse zoo experience with lions; College of Pop culture knowledge; 5 tips to be better at small talk; Chrissy Teigen news; Holly Madison, one of Hugh Heffner's playmates says her life with Hugh was dangerous

Johnny Dang has single handedly changed the way entertainers today wear jewelry. Known as “The Jeweler to the Stars”, Dang created eccentric jeweled pieces that accessorized and defined the lifestyles of popular Hip Hop stars today. Best known for popularizing diamond encrusted mouth pieces referred to as “Grillz”, Dang influenced the Grammy Award winning Hip Hop collaboration of Nelly and Paul Wall. Nelly and Paul Wall's song “Grillz” colorfully elaborated on the jewelry phenomenon that was taking over the entertainment industry. From Paris Hilton and Hugh Heffner to P.Diddy and Kanye West, everybody was rocking a grill!

In this conversation Carlo and Shana discuss, amongst other things, art practices, unrequited love, family tragedy, rebounding from failure, Jaques Cousteau, patenting McDonald's Golden Arches and Hugh Heffner's Playboy logo, and social impact. Shana gives a very personal, visceral and searingly honest insight into her life, her love of travel and cultural exploration and how she has switched her professional focus from personal goals to supporting emergent businesses seeking to effect socially progressive and positive change in the world.    

Welcome back to Nerd Thug Radio!!! We kick off the domestic awareness month with an exciting show. This week we were joined by Houston radio alum Atom Smasher. Come join in as we discuss Atom's past experience in radio, the passing of Hugh Heffner and he and Joey trade barbs about being a dad. In the weekly top 3 we discuss MTV Celebrity death matches we'd like to see and the Nico DLG segment gets real awkward!www.nerdthugradio.comfacebook.com/nerdthugradioJoey Savage:Instagram: joey.savage15twitter: joey_slapshotCory DLGtwitter: @corydlgas seen in plenty of fishAtom Smasher:2baddads.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit Acast.com/privacy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nerd-thug-radio/support

Rod and Karen are joined by Rob and Ki of the Atypical Sports Show to discuss what happened to the Atypical Sports Show, Hugh Heffner, World's Deadliest Animals, taking kids to work, Tiger Woods, Desean Jakcson, Penetration State, Tim Tebow, UNC and Kentucky, Pitt basketball, Slave Ki breaks down LSU vs Bama, the NBA lock out, hazing, dumb drug dealers, Eddie Long, sword stuff, McDonald's guy gets acquitted, good Samaritan killed, Spudd Webb coaching, face fire, drowning in a urinal, stealing a baby and sword ratchetness. Intro: HYFR - Drake Outro: Kiss You Back - Digital Underground Twitter: @rodimusprime @SayDatAgain @atypicalsports @exposeurbiz Email: theblackguywhotips@gmail.com Blog: www.theblackguywhotips.com Voice Mail: 704-557-0186 Guest Site: http://exposeyourbizonline.com/ Sponsor: www.shadowdogproductions.com And they're on Twitter: @ShadowDogProd