HANDSOME FELLA VARIETY SHOW

You have heard him on Barstool, seen him at exxxotica and twitter and now the Handsome Fella Variety Show gets their own special interview with the one and only Brett the Porn King. He talks about his struggles growing up, adult film conventions, favorite movies and more!   

  In this episode of HFVS Stoney and Richie are CLASSIC men and talk about all the things classic men should like raccoon gang fights, koala christmas trees, swinging cane, monolith conspiracies and of course the return of the McRib. 

HFVS IS BACK BABY! After another long hiatus Richie and Stoney got their shit together to bring you a brand new episode. In this podcast we catch up with each other and talk about Stoney's trip to area 51, presidential election, dirty acid punch parties, Richies unfortunate accident and more! 

This week on HFVS we talk about our eggo waffle eating contest with CONTROVERSIAL results. We also talk about everyone's new favorite subject the Tiger King. 

  This week we have Summer of George on the show to talk about the 108 contest. We also talk drive up strip clubs, tequila baseball bats, throwing eggs at neighbors, quarantine routines and much more. 

  This week on HFVS Stoney and Richie talk about what you need to do to protect yourself against Coronavirus. We also talk best cheese in the world, wine running from a plumbing system in Italy, old bitch wants to go to jail and Wendy's breakfast. 

This episode of HFVS Stoney and Richie are back with their plan to fix homelessness in America. We also talk planet fitness, supreme oreo collab, what they do for fun in Idaho AND MORE! 

This episode of HFVS Richie talks about his near death experience slipping off a ladder. We also talk about the pee pee suckin doctor on a airplane and dildo fashion shows.   

We are back with another episode after a short hiatus. Richie and Stoney talk about Haunted Houses, Chicken Sandwich Mania and NOSE TEETH. Sit back and enjoy the show. 

  This week on the Handsome Fella Variety Podcast our co-host Burger makes his return to the show. We talk about all sorts of stuff including no pizza for blindos and getting tweezers stuck in your peter. 

    This week on the HFVS we got a real rambler. It starts with Fung Wah Buses and Dirty ducks and ends with out favorite caller Ross telling a whopper of a lie.... Possibly 

  This week on the Handsome Fella Variety Show we bring back @claysandbirds on to talk about his new found Viral fame due to his thread on the Dogs of 9/11. We also talk about Cheese trains, delicious endangered meats and more!   

  Back after a short hiatus we have a brand new episode with all the basics including Hitler Diddlers, Toothbrush swallowers, poo bombs and Moon Jelly! 

  -Mia Khalifa only made 12k from porn?! -Rules for letting your girl go to a festival -Dak Turns down 30 mil to try and get 40 out of crazy uncle Jerry -The Epstein Hit -AOC vs Dave Portnoy  AND MORE!!! 

  This week on HFVS we bring on old thread regular AM.  We talk about  -Summerslam degens -face attacking pussies -exploding toilets  -Quavo buys mom a Rubicon -What type of donk would you drive -SoulCycle/Equinox assholes AND MORE!   

    -Barbara Bush or Nancy Reagan  -Secret Service Cookies -Moon Eating Cockroaches -75 Lost Bison -Undertaker Bees -Best Way to Kill Yourself -Fingers or Dicks -Chestnut Chicken Wings AND MORE! 

  -Forever 21 diet bars -Deblasio's NYC blackout -hood Mcdonalds best Mcdonalds? -impossible cici's pizza challenge -Getting catfished and leaving raunchy pics on mums camera AND MORE!   

  Kept it short and sweet in this episode. We talk  -Storming Area 51 with the other wackos  -Man caught with uranium, rattlesnake, gun and whiskey  -Man tries to break toilet record -Back to the future AND MORE!         

  This week on HFVS we find our long lost co-host Burger Bumps. We had some great topics for his big return too including; -Burgers return -Stranger Things season 3 -Epstein/Hollywood scumbag island -32 lbs of Rat Meat SEIZED -Horse Meat -MacKenzie Bezos single -Marathon Cheater commits suicide -ROSSMAIL & MORE!!

  This week on HFVS Stoney and Richie talk  -Sideways motorboatin' -Cruddy Chain Restaurants -Hooters waitress gone wild -Retiring with Willie Nelson -People Growing Horns  AND MORE!     

  In this episode of the podcast Stoney and richie talk  -Murderer Twitter -Prison Weed  -Sausage Vending Machines -Marie Curry vs Mariah Carey  -Cum Cologne -Kid Steals car to get candy AND MORE! 

  In this episode of HFVS Stoney and Richie talk about - Fried Chicken Cook off -Big Papi getting shot in the DR -Mayweather dropping off Forbes list -Justin Beiber vs Tom Cruise -Ball Squeezin Bitch  -Dope Nose Dummy -Helicopter Mom -The Whoope Pie Bandit(s) 

  This week's podcast was unofficially sponsored by Jim Beam. Stoney and richie cover a variety of topics including -Stolen vehicles -coffee -sex tips -strip clubs -shark punching -pink water -fake cake -Ross's Tranny Date           

  This week on HFVS we are back from Memorial Day Weekend and we have a great episode for you to enjoy. -Prosthetic Leg Pursuit -Lemon Tank -Japanese Pillow Fights -Kit Harrington in Rehab? -Malaysia vs Canada -Filipinos Planting Trees -Pirate Wedding -AND MORE!       

-GOT Season Finale thoughts -Alabama vs Gay Cartoon Rat Marriage  -Wendy's Worker kidnapped -Man Steals Girl Scout Cookie Money for Erotic Massage -Steve O Seaworld Protest  -Squash Women Offended by Vibrators -Stanley Cup Fleshlights  AND MORE!     

  This week on HFVS we talk  -NBA Draft Lottery -Nunchucks -Naked Ball -Game of Thrones & Simpsons prediction -Bear or Big girl? -Arthur's Queer Teacher 

  -Kentucky Derby shenanigans -Man throws Iguana at Perkins Manager -300 cats in Toronto apartment -Period cocktails (yum) -Fake Meat Burger -Gravy Diddler behind bars  -Elephant Man grave FOUND 

    This week on the HFVS Richie and Stoney are back and we got spoilers.  -Movie Theater nerdos -Brazilian Parrot Keeps Beak Shut  -Mermaid GOT battle? -Sonic -Boston Dynamic Sled Bots -Rossmail AND MORE! 

  EXCELLENT week on the HFVS. As usual Richie and Stoney talk news topics and mythical creatures(?) -Tiger -Stoney's Expert Sports Analysis   -Daenerys & Cerci scissor? - Jumbotron Baby -Goat Unicorn -CBD is BS  -Notre Dame Fire INTENTIONAL -Ross is a GOT Nerd LOL   

This week on HFVS Richie and Stoney bring you some current events as well as some other good stuff. 49 mins  -Richies #Wrestlemania weekend  -Millionaire wants real life battle royale -Canadian Body Smugglers  -154 Cheese Pizza  -GOOBER GOATS 666 -McDLT & MORE! 

In this episode of the Handsome Fella Variety Show Stoney got sucked into the conspiracy warp zone while richie tried to execute a rescue mission. Topics included   -Nipsy Dr Sebi Conspiracy  -Lisa Left Eye Robot Conspiracy  -Fruits & Veggies we don't need -New Presidential CHALLENGER? -Richie's Wrasslin' Corner  -Grocery Store Assailant Justified -Washed up Garfield Phones   

  This week on the Handsome Fella Variety Show we invite ROSS to come on and pitch us his great idea and tell us more about his life living in Missouri to which he still lives today. 

  This week on HFVS Stoney and Richie take on Spider Sauce, Funky Cheese Rap and the MOB.    Other topics included; -New Mob War? -Missourimen disrespect Capone -Shane Dawson definitely did something with a cat -Twitter Toilet Girl -Spider Venom Sauce -Funky Rap Cheeses  AND MORE! 

In this episode of the Handsome Fella Variety Show the fellas invite recurring guest X along with female cord member AJF to come on and rate some cord wrenches as well as talk our usual type of topics.  topics included   -FIRE EMERGENCY -Aunt Becky Dumb Daughter USC scandal  -Is Trump a baldy and if not should he be? -Mitt "Psycho" Romney Cake Extinguish  -Mike Co, Sitch and Billy Mac in Jail -McGregor coked up Miami phone snatch? -RATING OF THE CORD WRENCHES

  This week on HFVS Stoney and Richie welcome on JV from the cord to help us do the topics on this weeks show. As usual we got into some weird stuff.  -JV NOT a crackhead -ONE gas station or fast food item to last 5 days? -Trump Cures Aids  -Beef Tenderloin Bandit -Louie Bandit  -Black Monday RIP  -Now sexier than Luke Perry? -Self Molotov Cocktailing  -VOICEMAILS & MORE   

  This week on the Handsome Fella Variety Show we bring Bob and Lang from the CORD to come in and explain to us what the hell is going on over there. From there we get into our usual topics such as; -Bobby and Lang Explain the CORD -Bob Kraft persecuted unjustly  -R Kelly out on bail  -CBD a placebo? -Racist Charcoal Masks -Fortune Cookie Jackpot -Ric Flairs 70th Birthday -The Oscars -Voicemails and Texts          

    We got one 'ECK of an episode here and as always we HAMMER the variety.    -The Duke racist? DUH.  -Gun Girl now Dookie Girl  -Tattletale 69 keeps snitchin -How much do announcers get paid? -Girl wants to come home after joining ISIS? NOPE -Smollete lies like Chunk from Goonies  -How to improve the all star games -SPACE FORCE HEADQUARTERS  

  This week we present our 100th episode for you animals. We really enjoy making these and hope you like them as much as we do. We don't really go down memory lane or anything like that we just kept this episode ONE HUNNIT like normal with topics such as; -Brains controlled by aliens? -Superbowl Champs -Squirrel Lasagna -21 Savage deported -Teriyaki Snitch 9 -Bullet Train Speed Climbing -Ross needs a new job  AND MORE!  

    -Da Royal Rumble Wally the huggin' Gator  -Harry Styles Face Tat -LA Company selling infected tissues for $? -Red Box & Chill -10 year Old Bowls Perfect Game -Super Coyotes & MORE!      

In this episode Richie and Stoney talk all things automotive as well as a little sports and paraplegic queer adult movies. 100% throw this on in the car and listen to Stoney try and sell Richie a KIA.    

  Saddle up partner because we got one 'ECK of a show fer yall to enjoy.  -China sentences Canadian to DEATH -27lb mac and cheese bucket -Bunker Food -Cowboy Cannibals -Stoney brain evaporates into thin air  -Coming to America 2  -NFL Talk & MORE 

  This week on the Handsome Fella Variety Show we talk about  -broken resolutions -disney dollars  -crickets making people crazy  -100m wild goose chase -dust devils have come to take us -golden globes bs -SPORTS!

    HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL! In this episode we Stoney and Richie keep it short and recap their NYE. We also talk our resolutions, shroomin, floyd vs tenshin, 60 lbs coke, fantasy football wizard hexes and cinnamon buns. 

  -RIP Penny Marshall -Life in Mayberry? -Fortnite getting sued for dance moves -Dirty Sock Sniffers -Pilfering Parrot -Colombian Cannibals -NUNCHUKS ARE BACK! -Money on the street 

This week we brought in Mateo to talk Christmas movies. We mostly talked about Christmas-adjacent movies among our top 5s. We also got some twitter feedback with top 5s as well. Sit back with a co co or hot thottie and enjoy. 

    LIKE ALWAYS we bring the heat with the topics and questions.    -Contraceptive Sex Jelly -Tranny Granny In Jail -10 Mike Tysons vs 1 Gorilla? -Toiletry theft ring -English couple loses ring in NYC  -Luke Skywalker dunks on Luke Sky Walker -6 Fries? Not unless they JO JOs      

THIS WEEK WE HAVE A TOTALLY AWESOME SHOW FOR EVERYONE BIG STEER ATM SPITS OUT 100'S INSTEAD 0F 20'S KIM K ROLLIN ON E DWIGHT HOWARD TRANNY FIASCO KATE BECKINSALE LOVES PENIS ON HER FACE BORDER SAUCE  GENDER REVEAL WENT WRONG 

This week we bring you a VERY special all gravy'd up Thanksgiving special with none other than special recurring guest Daddy Dick Bagel. He checks in sober from a bar while stoney checks in drunk from his computer. We talk about thanksgiving food and Richie gets fired up over a caller voicemail. 

  After a short break due to partial technical difficulties partial procrastination we break you a real humdinger of an episode. Among other things we talk about the hot new holiday item TRUMPY BEAR and how to make sure you don't pick up a TOXIC TURKEY.  

  BIG BLIMPING MEGA MILLIONAIRES! Is the latest podcast to come out of the Handsome Fella Studio. Richie and Stoney talk about some good topics this week including the 1.6+ billion dollar jackpot, the brother nature outing, the chris paul/rondo fight, stolen noses, cars on fire etc. and a ROSSMAIL. 

Holy smuckers do we have an episode for you. Stoney and Richie do the impossible and jam an entire list of some jam good topics into a jar and pack that into a pack and serve it in podcast jam form. JAM!    -Aaron Hernandez & QB Love? -Man thinks he is puppy -Naked Man at Bush Gardens -Real Housewives Husband Deported -Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande Split -Chinese Snake Bank Robber -Luring Pigs With Doritos -Secret Weed Society -Trumpye meeting -stoney and richie debate how to say italian words and what you call those small snakes you see in the garden.