Narcisistas

Your FAVE girl group is BACK baby!! Wil and Court can't stay on hiatus when the QUEEN is releasing music this good! We talk (scream) about all things Beyoncé's new MASTERPIECE: RENAISSANCE!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! FOLLOW! @TheNarcisistas www.narcisistas.com

Court is inappropriate and Wil is living for it! Calm down gays it’s THIS B*TCH MILEY CYRUS PART 7!!! Last time we left off our country bumpkin royalty tried “just being MAGA!” But she’s YOUNGER NOW so let’s get into it! How did Miley do the Reverse Don Lemon? Can Ru Paul just FRACK OFF?! From a beautiful Marriage to a painful Divorce this episode covers it all up through this STUNNING NEW ERA! Plus! Sobriety! Adam Sandler! Howard Stern! Billy Joel! EPIC performance slays! The MULLET! A devastating fire and the Insta deletion heard around the world!!! LIVE! LAUGH! LOVE! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! FOLLOW!   Podcast: Instagram Twitter Website   Hosts: Wil Cope Instagram Twitter Courtney Maginnis Instagram Twitter Website

Court is boobies and Wil is butt stuff… that’s right is THIS B*TCH MILEY CYRUS PART 6! How do we keep Miley’s Dead Petz hood? Call the Flaming Lips!!! From her most psychedelic album to getting back with Liam, feeling the Bern and killing The Voice we cover it all! Plus! SNL! Dildos! Dane Cook! Glitter Bukaki! Malibu and the strategic reach to Trump Voters! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN… GET HIGHER! THEN RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! FOLLOW!   Podcast: Instagram Twitter Website   Hosts: Wil Cope Instagram Twitter Courtney Maginnis Instagram Twitter Website

Wil’s a hipster and Court’s hot… if you’re into that sorta thing! It’s THIS B*TCH Miley Cyrus Part 5!!!  Last episode she came in like a wrecking ball and this episode is a TRIP (pun intended). We’re talking peak aerola grandes from Miss Cyrus! From SNL slays to her 5th number one album we cover it all from your favorite happy hippie. Breakups, make outs and a hospitalization?! Are they trying to KILL our favorite THIS B*TCH?! If you’re the person of the year you’re obviously going to forget to wear underwear! Plus! Britney Spears! Lil Kim! The Lorax! The feud with Nicki Minaj’s god given body! Barbara Walters better LOCK HER DOORS! Miley… what’s good?! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! FOLLOW!   Podcast: Instagram Twitter Website   Hosts: Wil Cope Instagram Twitter Courtney Maginnis Instagram Twitter Website

Court is all business titties in the front and SURE maybe Wil is right but also... it’s THIS B*TCH MILEY CYRUS PART 4!! We left off with a chop, a will they won’t they engagement and now Larry Rudolph and Pharrell are on the team?! It’s finally time to talk The Bangerz era! This Icon of Teen Bopery CAN’T STOP! From blunts with Mike WiLL Made-It to AIR QUOTES “twerking” we gotta say... that’s enough out of you! From Snoop Lion and Rihanna leftovers to Jaeger bombs and the legendary mess of a VMAS performance we cover it all! Plus! Wrecking Ball! Ryan Seacrest! Foam Fingers! Urban HOOD! It’s the demolition of Miss Montana!! Whether you are a BUCKO or a BUDDY LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! FOLLOW!   Podcast: Instagram Twitter Website   Hosts: Wil Cope Instagram Twitter Courtney Maginnis Instagram Twitter Website

Squirt McGirt and Willl Coup are BACK! It’s time to BREAKOUT… and we’re not talking MASKNE! It’s THIS B*TCH Miley Cyrus Part 3!! We say goodbye to the Disney family and Party in the USA... with Salvia!! From The Last Song to not lol’ing at LOL the acting is tough but… Can’t Be Tamed?! The WINGS ALONE!! Plus! Penis Cakes! Full Virginity!! Bret Michaels! Kelly Osbourne! Khloe Kardashian! The ICONIC Backyard Sessions and the Bleach BLONDE CHOP to bring the new era!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE!   Podcast: Instagram Twitter Website   Hosts: Wil Cope Instagram Twitter Courtney Maginnis Instagram Twitter Website

YES Court’s actions have prevented her from success and SURE Wil has made mistakes… so don’t fact check this PODCAST!! It’s Billy Ray’s worst nightmare… THIS B*TCH Miley Cyrus PART 2!!! Miley has shot to superstardom as Hannah Montana on the Capitalist machine that is DISNEY. The Child Labor Laws are THIN Y’ALL! From Zack and Cody to Raven and Selena we talk the whole Disney “family” including The Jo Bros and the legendary armpit stain of Niley! The MySpace hacking, controversy and double standard couldn’t stop the power of THIS record breaking #1 B*TCH! She’s just being Miley! The Beatles and Elvis WISH! Plus! The popular website YouTube! Got Milk? Shark Week for HOT Teens! The Hannah Montana Movie and MORE!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! FOLLOW @thenarcisistas! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and BTW… FRESHMAN SUCK!

Shoot McGoot and Poop SkiDoop are BACK! Wil is partying in the USA and Court is GAY for Wil! What a journey we are about to go on… it’s THIS B*TCH MILEY CYRUS!! The DESTINY Child of Country Legend Billy Ray and Tish “the hottie” Cyrus. This Achy Breaky Tennessee rebel has been a fearless Superstar from the JUMP! While we were all eating Lucky Charms THIS B*TCH was learning the guitar and dating Willie Nelson! From a head injury to General Hospital for Jesus we cover IT ALL! First Kisses, First Acting Roles and… HANNAH MONTANA. Plus! Pickles, Racism and Mama Mia! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! FOLLOW @thenarcisistas! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and MULLET MAN ‘92 FOREVER!!!

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Wil is proud of how hard we worked to cover how hard DC works, Court does NOT love Whales and Leif is FULFILLED! We’re Millennials giving you content in funny voices! That’s right it’s the FINAL This B*tch Destiny’s Child! The girls are back in the studio because of friendship… and owing Columbia 2 more albums! We cover the track by track story of Destiny Fulfilled and the LEGENDARY Live performance run of this Era! Lose My Breath has it all... business, pleasure and TRUTH! Beyoncé is such a Miranda and Leif is such a STEVE! Which video has Kelly’s wig almost as problematic as the words she is saying?! All that PLUS... MTV! BET! Wetten, dass..? BA DA BA BA BA We’re Lovin It! AND OF COURSE… The 106 & Park fall heard around the Internet! The World is better because of Destiny’s Child! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! FOLLOW @thenarcisistas! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and do White people taste like HAM?! 

Wil could never go SOLO, Court is ASKEW and Leif is a Proud EXTENDED Family! It’s This B*tch Destiny’s Child Part 5! We pick back up with our Capitalist Queens giving Christmas! Jesus said CHA-CHING! From the HIATUS announcement and rumors of a permanent split we cover it ALL! Once The Destiny’s Child World Tour was over it was all about a solo project! From Broadway to the Big Screen these ladies were IT! Michelle giving Saved and CHIC, Kelly texting on EXCEL and Thicccyoncé working it OUT! Plus! Freddy vs. Jason! Fighting Temptations! ‘03 Bonnie and Clyde! Dangerously in Love! Austin Powers defined the comedy of this podcast! Join us next week to FULFILL THE DESTINY!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! FOLLOW @thenarcisistas! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and btw being ALIVE while GENIUSES is EXHAUSTING!    

Wil is the whale interview because the group has improved, Court spelled Bootylicious wrong and we can send Leif her luggage! We’re married but this is the most important day of our lives! It’s THIS B*TCH DESTINY’S CHILD PART 4!! Destiny has been destined and we pick back up in ‘00 with DC3 and the iconic Charlie’s Angel collab! A whole boardroom full of women?! This really is the future!! We cover all the hits from Survivor to Bootylicious to the Remix and all the Making the Videos in between! Plus! The Grammy’s! Lance Bass! Camo! Carmen a Hip-Hopera! George Bush! It was cool to be wild in the early 00’s! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! FOLLOW @thenarcisistas! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and sorry Meryl but Beyoncé could do Kramer vs. Kramer!!

Wil is SO SO SO SO Good at stepping on Court’s vocals and Leif couldn’t care less! This is all for our haters!! It’s THIS B*TCH Destiny’s Child PART 3! We pick back up in ‘99 and we must say... CGI is a THEME! From the girls first #1 single to the importance of the DC Hair variation we cover it all!! How Kandi and the girls changed R&B and how Mathew’s scheming made tensions rise to the eventual SPLIT heard round the world! New members including our criminal justice ANGEL and the DESTINY that didn’t make it! Plus! Jumpin Jumpin! Bug a boo! Say My Name! Pagers! 50 Cent! Beyoncé’s notes! AND The Spring Break meeting of Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s man-pris! HEAT UP YOUR GLUE GUN AND LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don’t TRY IT we’re UNSTABLE!

Court’s jealous at Solange’s wedding, Wil is all “Thank You DOT MP3” and Leif RUINS it for us! It’s THIS B*TCH Destiny’s Child part TWO! Girls Tyme has fallen apart and like SCAR in the NIGHT Mathew rises to power! Add Miss Letoya and CANNONBALL they’re Destiny’s Child! We cover all the No No No’s before No No No! From the name change and Elecktra records to Columbia records and some dirty deals. Let the drama begin! The girls first single, their debut album and their first hit!!! And a GAGA connection?! Baby’s first GAG!!!! Plus! Cassette tapes! Missy! Timbaland! Wyclef! Jermaine Dupri! WayLAWN Jennings! We are learning so much!! Wait... SEX SELLS?!!! GET ON THE BUS AND LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and just FYI in the 90’s it was all about a seminar!

Wil is a Virgo perfectionist and that is NOT a popular trait, Court’s AOL E-Mail account is hacked and Leif is Emotional about his Bills Bills Bills! That’s right it’s the moment you all have been waiting for... THIS B*TCH DESTINY’S CHILD!!! From the early beginnings as the Hip-Hop Rapping GIRLS TYME we talk Beyoncé, Kelly, LaTavia, Nina, Nicky and Ashley! We also cover all the girls early management from Andretta and Lonnie to Mathew Knowles and our favorite comedian Mama Tina. If you need a copy of your contract... my dad works for Xerox!! From Bootcamp and Headliners to the girls ultimate performance... at Star Search... against USPS’s own... SKELETON CREW. PLUS! We explain paper usage to Gen XYZ! Wil gets cancelled and Court becomes a woman that’s right y’all our best years are behind us!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and where do the girls go from here?! TUNE IN NEXT MONDAY FOR Destiny’s Child PART TWO!

Will is Black Parading Black-owned businesses and Court is yelling at Tina to delete her Instagram posts! Who’s trying to colonize these Gift Bags?! It’s barely still summer but we’re STILL talking Summer Jamz! We start back up in 2016... before the epic VMAs and before the world ended (election night). We reminisce on Chico’s ICONIC Star Wars collab and look forward to Courtney starring in the new movie “Bring it On: Sucks to be a Teen!” Plus! A Post Malone analysis! Sia! Desiigner! Drake! Kendrick! Normani! Rihanna! Rihanna! Rihanna! Call the Maginnis Book Of World Records it’s the longest Episode in Herstory! So LISTEN TO IT! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and could you be Whiter than a Yankee Candle?!    narcisistaspodcast, thenarcisistas, podcasts, comedy, brainmachinenetwork, songofthesummer, summerjamz, Beyoncé, PostMalone, Rihanna, Drake, Desiigner, Kendrick, Normani, Bringiton, KidsBop, Trollz, StarWars, Blackownedbusiness, summerjams

Wil doesn’t see his notes applied and Court is Slosha Fierce! That’s right we’re not looking forward to these last two episodes! From the Summer Jam version of `Baby it’s Cold Outside’ to so much Kidz Bop content this is a ROUGH time! We give Miley some things, cover the Macklemore time and we ask Nelly... WHY?! Plus! Daft Punk! Sam Smith! John Legend! Calvin Harris! Rachel BEEN Platten! Cups for the kids even though they can’t feel their FACE?! Iggy is WHITE?!! Cue the patented... White people suck! White people suck! Go ahead and BOOGIE WOOGIE THEN LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and join us next week for a much needed cultural shift!!  

Wil is going back to the south and Court spent $30k on vocal lessons! That’s right y’all we’re  back this week talking Summer Jamz! Pull out your Durag calendar because we’re starting back up in 2010! We cover the little known LA/NYC rivalry, shade the Midwest, Utah and all of Europe and reveal who our favorite Flat Earther is!! We don’t have KIDS and we hate to BOP! Plus! Christian Katherine Perry! Adele! LMFAO! Nicki! Rihanna! fun! Flo Rida! Janelle Monáe! Carly Rae! So much singing this episode! Was this the change Obama was talking about?! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and the Ice Cream Truck returns with the song of the summer every summer! 

Yup yup yup!! Wil is the H&M bop and Court is a New Yorka! Get us outta here! It’s Summer Jamz part THREE! We start off with some listener reccs then pick back up in 2007! Get ready for more nostalgia because we try to get “Rubberband Man” in the Songwriters Hall of Fame! We also give Mr. Worldwide his roses and call our salon because it’s time for THE RIHANNA BOB!! We REALLY like Rihanna BUT who can’t we can’t stand?! I mean.... Why the Plain Tees gotta be WHITE?! Plus! T-Pain! Avril Lavigne and the Maroon 5’s! Christian Katy Perry! Sound the Gaydar it’s Lil Wayne! Jesse McCartney is Kids Bop READY! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and tune in next week for the 2010’s where we just become cranky old B*TCHES!!!  

Wil is watching GARBAGE with the queen and Court is fake pregnant! It’s Summer Jamz PART TWO! Taking you all the way back to when Summers were Summer-ing! We kick it off in the year 2004 so hope you have the computer tower technology to download these songs because... we got fingered to all of these! A Hollaback Girl breakdown & the song that truly made an entire generation of gays lose their mind. PLUS! How to not PHUNK with our spirit! Greys Anatomy! Juvenile! Hooba! Stank! Mariah! Rihanna! Rihanna! Rihanna! Put dipping it low on your To Do list, leave your panties on the cafeteria floor and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and this ones for the Willenials! 

Wil is at the 2000 Source Awards considering Nelly while Court popped a titty out and it hit the ground!! That’s right y’all were talking SUMMER JAMZ!!! This Ep is fulfilling... but also we’re old! We cover the top Summer songs from 2000 to today! What songs did we dry hump in a basement to and what were the most important homosexual defining moments in our life?! Hey now... don’t be racist Smash Mouth! We talk ALL our early 00’s faves PLUS Creed and Matchbox 20! If it’s not in Spider-Man we don’t want it! Quick question... is Eve a bigger girl?! We’re no longer looking for this photograph thank you very much! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and grab your Capri pants because O-Town is at Dominos!! 

Wil is Mood 4 Eva because he doesn’t have time to argue EXCELLENCE. Court is the Butler because Beyoncé’s Butler BEEN White!!! Today is a REGAL Ep because we’re talking the masterpiece that is BLACK IS KING!! Just one question... HOW does THIS B*TCH keep elevating?! A powerful celebration of Black beauty, a love letter to the motherland and a FEAST for The Hive. The FASHION! The OPULENCE! The REFERENCES! From Touki Bouki to Blue Man Group it’s all there! Solange’s influence, inserting Blackness in historically White spaces, the Beauty and importance of Brown Skin Girl and so much more! Our Bootylicious business woman just keeps giving us The Gifts!!! Be your own Beyoncé y’all and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and the Royal pu$$y is clean y’all!   

We have a sexy and sad Ep for you today! It’s all bad news! Wil is FREEDOM FREEDOM WHERE ARE YOU... because he voted for Trump.  Court is prepping for the big drop... but the drop is just her mental health! Today we are talking #FREEBRITNEY baby because FREE BRITNEY!!! This Ep is a rundown of the conservatorship. When it started, why it’s still happening and who is involved. We’re not gonna SPIRAL like everyone thinks we are OK?! From 5150 holds and self cut bangs to being a dementia queen (?!?!) it’s all sorts of F***ed up!! A lack of emojis tip, an old white man named Wallet, leaked voicemails and letters. Plus! Her specific angle and FLAIR for Instagram, chunky highlights and KFed of PoPo Zow fame! It’s 2020 for those of you losing track! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and QUARANTINE TIP the salt from your tears will curb your snack cravings!

~*We recorded this episode days ago and want to say Rest In Peace to the beautiful and immense talent Naya Rivera*~   It’s Back to Beyoncé y’all! Court realizes Jorts are rude, Wil is hiatus Bey and Leif is in his bunker! It’s a HOT T*TTIES y’all and the news is PACKED! We talk Mariah’s new book, the mental taxation of social media in Quarantine and Beyoncé’s Italian heritage! Issa me! White Yoncé!! Big Sean is a bitch, Kanye is running for president and we really wish our reptilian overlords would just chill so everything could be about Paris! Plus! The Will and Jada entanglement.... I mean could you imagine having sex with someone born in the 90’s?! Keyisha Cole tease, Hamilton and there was NEVER an Ice Cream truck!!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and I’M GONNA PUKE!  

The finale Ep to Lil Kim the QUEEN BEE!! We cover it all from ending beef from the 90’s to plastic surgery to finally getting the honor she deserves!!! It’s a real Bad Boy Girls Cruise Episode so get your celebrities to go UNDERCOVER and please for the love of Biggie don’t do the accent!!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and yes it’s LADIES NIGHT AND OUR RHYMES IS TIGHT!!

Up top we just gotta say BEYONCÉ!!! BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ!!! Black is King and the fragile White Karen of the group can’t take it!! Wil almost rolled her ankle and she’s sitting down!! But it’s THIS B*TCH Lil Kim Pt. 5 so let’s get back into the OTHER Queen Bee! Court is putting her lighter up and Wil wants War so it’s a HOT start to say the least! Kim’s on her independent artistry dropping mixtapes but when NOTORIOUS drops we get into the drama surrounding! Also a Dancing with the Stars SLAY! Suburban moms getting their whole gay life! A Formal apology from Court! Wil dancing in a wig on YouTube! A Plastic Surgery breakdown and the rise of Nicki Minaj! The real TEA behind the beef... Pink Friday VS Black Friday VS Court’s new mixtape Casual Friday! To top it all off we give a Summer SQUAL! Does someone get struck by lightening?! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and let your LIBERAL wig fly!!!  

Black Lives MATTER!!! The Narcisitas are fresh from a Drunk AF Juneteenth so Wil ain’t gonna drink no MO but actually bartender could you give him ONE MO!? Court is countdown to QUARANTINE lockdown baby. A quick THANK YOU to Beyoncé before we jump off right back into THIS B*TCH LIL KIM PART 4!!! We officially are counting down to the lockdown so we start by talking The Naked Truth! Some Scott Storch tea EW and the new BET Awards for the Big Bang fans!! Welcome to Brooklyn... and also Ridgewood Queens y’all! Our Trinidadian Queen serving Business Casual, day-to-evening at all times HOE. We live! With appearances by Marc Jacobs! Kat Williams! Dirty Debbie! Jack Black! Lauryn Hill! Plus Kim’s arrival to prison and the legendary VMA to Grammy comeback! Let it Go! (NOT Frozen)LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and if you don’t got a Marley shirt... what’s ur problem?!  

Hey Narcisistas. We take a break from covering feminist icon Lil Kim and just have a conversation. Talk through some emotions... talk through some actions. Maybe not our funniest Ep but definitely one of our most important. Listen if you can, maybe share with a friend? Our lines of communication are open! DM us! Text us! Call us! Facetime us! LETS TALK!! LETS KEEP THIS CONVERSATION GOING. We love you all so much. SO MUCH. BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!

Wil sent a white dude named Courtney a kite with his panties attached so you know it’s time for THIS B*TCH LIL KIM Part 3!! A Diva titty jiggle that cemented her stardom AND being a Wilhemena model storming the runway?! Being a HOE is ITTTTTT!!! From Kim’s first album without Biggie to the soaring confidence and stardom of La Bella Mafia we have no CHOICE but to STAN! The iconic videos alone! A Method Man Hall Pass, Underwear Ads as a baby gay and Mary J. Blacked Out! It’s all about Vagina based choreography y’all! Sisqo! Baby Kanye West! David LaChapelle! The Willenium! Our dream 6-way call! LADY MARMALADE!! Plus the Foxy Brown beef that led to a shooting and eventual jail time for the Queen Bee!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and SURROUND yourself with HOMOSEXUALS!

Wil is a Sk8r boi, Court is freeing the titty and Leif? Leif is finally FREE!! Lil Kim is the Holy Ghost and GOD is woman people!! Bout to start a Narcisistas Only Fans it’s THIS B*TCH LIL KIM PT.2!!! Where Brooklyn at!!?? From Biggies meteoric rise to fame to Junior M.A.F.I.A.’s debut album with Lil Kim’s as the standout we get into it all! The kids don’t know that we are a soundtrack family and Puffy is our BEST friend! We talk the FEMINIST MASTERPIECE that is Lil Kim’s debut album HARDCORE! You all goin to Dunkin?! Well here’s my pu$$y. We also get deep into the young reckless toxic love between Biggie and Kim, a life changing decision and the tragic loss of Kim’s mentor, lover and best friend. PLUS! Faith Evans beef, ghostwriting and the original MISSY ELLIOT ICONIC ladies anthem!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and honestly should we get BOTOX?! We love you Kim!!!    

It’s time to give the QUEEN her things and MORE!! Ladies and Gentlegays we present to you.... THIS B*TCH LIL KIM!!!!!!! Wil used to be scared of the d***, Court loves cartoons and Leif... well Leif’s smoking drugs! Let’s get into it!! The IMPACT of Kimberly Jones is wild. She brought Sexy back while being a 4’11” tough feminist Diana Ross loving fashion icon! Gloria Steinem WISHES!!! What we don’t talk about enough is how she overcame abuse, neglect, and homelessness. She did everything she had to do to survive even if that meant FIGHTIN B*TCHES! Grab her Vaseline cause THIS B*TCH is a Rebel!!! We cover the start of her rapping and the meeting of one  Notorious B-I-G!!!! This is just the beginning!! Part 2 out NEXT WEEK! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and when this quarantine is over we’re going to SMOTHER you all in our T*TS!!!   narcisistaspodcast, thenarcisistas, podcasts, comedy, brainmachinenetwork, thisbitch, quarantine, lilkim, queenbee, bedstuy, newrochelle, feminist, DianaRoss, GloriaSteinem, abuse, Brooklyn, rap, femalerapper, toughgirl, homelessness, biggie,

It’s the thousandth day of Quarantine so we did our gay homework!! Court is confused by bad reviews, Wil is giving Naughty Girl and Leif took Single Ladies for granted! That’s right our ACTRESS FIRST series continues because we watched BURLESQUE!! Moulin Rouge WISHES, Chicago COULD NEVER, Carmen a Hip-Hopera... WAS BETTER. We had never seen Burlesque so up top we ask WHAT IS OUR PROBLEM?! The Wigs ALONE! Who needs continuity when you’ve got Stanley Tucci and Alan Cummings!!! You can tell a rich gay wrote this movie because it’s all about AIRSPACE LADIES!! Xtina is EVERYTHING even if she twerked with her shoulders and the lack of Oscar buzz for Chad Michaels is homophobic!! WE ARE REFRESHINGLY RAUNCHY SO LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and I’m just gonna write this Postcard... OH RIGHT NOBODY LOVES ME!!!

It’s the FINALE of THIS B*TCH LADY GAGA!!! What a journey we’ve been on with this effortlessly talented ITALIAN American ITALIAN!! Strap on your bubble dress girls cause we’re all fragile today! Joanne! Fibromyalgia! Oprah! Vegas! A STAR IS BORN!!! YAS GAGA get that OSCAR B*TCH!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and wash yo damn hands!!!

Originally Aired 8/21/2018:  It’s the FINAL installment of the Rihanna x The Narcisistas THIS B*TCH series so to the Rihanna files we go! Courtney is cracked out in a YSL coat and her urban friend Wil is thickkk because the food is BOMB so let them lead the wayoncè through 2012 Ri to present day diva mogul. She gave us the strip club anthem, worked out some demons with Eminem, gave us BBHMM complete with a movie, titties and blood! Just when you think it couldn’t get any better she gives us the most “Rihanna” Rihanna hit of all time WORK! Anti! Fenty Beauty! Wild Thoughts! It’s all genius… but most importantly… the LOOKS! We go through the looks!!! The CFDA  Fashion Icon outfit ALONE is everything this podcast represents, team titty, nude illusion, smoky eye and Swarovski Crystals! We died and then were brought back to LIFE by the effortless original chic that is this b*tchhhhhh! If you like what you hear then suck our cockiness and while you’re at it make sure to rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more! DON’T FORGET to come out to our LIVE show March 3rd!

Girls!!!! We missed you!!! Check in up on it with your Narcisistas before we get back to businA$$ as usual in an UNUSUAL WORLD next week!! Beyonce appearances! Home remodeling! Alcoholism! TV!! Whoever said Whites don’t have culture didn’t watch TIGER KING!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and LADY GAGA PT.7 out NEXT WEEK!

Originally Aired 2/14/2018:  Oh NA NA… Rihanna that B*TCH! The Narcisistas are BACK with part DEUX of our Rihanna “This B*tch” series! We can’t get enough of this woman!! She’s been through it all and now she’s transformed herself to be the beacon of light we all needed (with a little help from our friends at Doritos) From the David Guetabutt collab to the full head of RED HAIR. THE HAIR! THE RED! She might not be the only girl in the world but she’s certainly the most influential. We didn’t drink coconut water until RiRi told us to! We partied hard in the Loud era because RiRi told us to! British people had never even been to the Carribean until RiRi sent them on her Navy!!! We all wanted to be pretty bondage, Grammy owning, Chart topping, Britney Spears collaborating, trend setting, ribbon puking, don’t give a f*** Rihanna so let’s TALK ABOUT IT! If you like what you hear make sure to rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more! Next week is the final chapter of our Rihanna story so soak up that island lite sun babies!

Originally aired, 02/08/2018. The “This B*tch” series continues with the one and only… her Army is the Navy… the Island Princess herself MISS ROBYN RIHANNA FENTY!!!! OH YA YA YA! The Narcisistas have SO much to say on this Part ONE of THREE episode series about our beautiful gift from god! Beyoncé is the sun, Solange is the moon, Mariah is the wind and RIRI IS FIREEEE! She is the ORIGINAL street style icon… from literally selling clothes on the streets of Barbados to serving us early 2000’s Def Jam satin halter dress REALNESS this icons hair tells the whole story. From Military Tomboy to accidental Beauty Queen to getting Christina Milian’s leftovers to her big break with “Bring it On: All or Nothing” it’s the beginnings of our generations legend queen! Who needs Neyo’s vocal lessons when it’s really about THAT BOB!!!! Don’t forget our FIRST LIVE SHOW is coming up March 3rd in Brooklyn! Oh and because we run this town make sure after you listen to rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more ELLA ELLA AY AY AY!

Originally Aired: 1/18/18.  It’s part deux of our deep diva dives with the elusive chanteuse herself Miss Mariah Carey! We are covering Mariah from 2001 when she was reborn a Virgin records artist to present day NYE legend. TRL takeovers, Precious makeup touch-ups and Glitter dreams, call your senators folks this b*tch needs to be running the country! Courtney’s fully dunked in the tub, Wil is getting these dusty hoes together and Leif is SMASHING everyone! Listen we all know Jermaine Dupree is a witch and Nick Cannon can run around a pu$$y but we reveal some facts you may not know about the queen of Christmas! The episode ends with an EXCLUSIVE kiki with Dick Clark NYE production coordinator, Miss Tara Turner!! From Mimi Drew Carey to Irish girl group sensation Bewitched this episode is almost as legend as Mariah herself. Take a listen! If you like what you hear please rate, review, subscribe and visit, www.narcisistas.comfor so much more!

Originally Aired 1/11/18 :  Look in the sky! It’s a Butterfly! It’s a Rainbow! No it's gift from God MARIAH CAREY! Ladies and Lambs it’s our first EVER THIS B*TCH DIVA DEEP DIVE! Naturally the first diva we chose is legendary vocalist Mariah Carey! Me and Mariah go back like well let’s just say NOT Mekhi Phifer’s hair piece in 8 Mile. The girls did their homework this week and we’re bringing you all the Mariah TEA! Our first EVER Mariah check in (sorry Bey)! Wil is feeling like he went from gutterbutt to NYE, Courtney is a titty, Beyonce is the universe and Leif is the new Carson Daly! What a journey this episode is! We all know Mariah is our most viable democratic presidential nominee for 2020 but did you know Mariah suffered from stage fright early in her career? Well until she slayed MTV’s Unplugged From dealing with racism as a child to serving white fish at the top of the charts Mariah Carey’s Cinderella story is nothing short of iconic. Reminisce on all EIGHTEEN number ONE HITS and take a second for that career defining moment when she said, back off Tommy I wanna talk about cum!” When you believe in miracles you can achieve and guess what stick around because next week is PART II of our Mariah Carey special episode!! If you like what you hear please rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.comfor so many more charms for your bracelet!

Hey SISTAS (sisters if you White) Mercury is in retrograde and we’re drunk so buckle up! Wil is FASHION because you gotta live your fantasy, Court is hosting SNL cause she does comedy and Leif needs to eat a dang burger! It’s Gaga PART 6!! Where were we... ARTPOP?! We discuss all things Artpop even if Gaga doesn’t remember! Where’s the justice Alaska?!! Blackout is arguable FOR SURE Britney’s best album and hey Cheek to Cheek is no SELF-TITLED but how about a SNL slay, A Thanksgiving special slay, A Julie Andrews slay, A McSteamy McDreamy slay and an American Horror Story... you guessed it SLAY! From Yo-Yo Ma to Gucci Man... Gaga got range! The G.U.Y. WIGGGG, Andy Cohen/Warhol and a Donatella friendship that warmed our hearts. Plus a heavy discussion on underlying pain, a devastating breakup and trauma. Is it Kesha or Ketchup we told you we had ROSÈ! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don’t forget the whites took away DISCO!

Court is TELEPHONE cause Bloomberg sucks, Wil is Stupid in Love with Gaga and Leif’s look is made of coffee filters!! It’s THIS B*TCH LADY GAGA PT.5!! The PEEYAW is back because the people demanded it so let’s jump right in! From Judas (I’m your holes Jesus) to Edge it Glory (the video that started Coronavirus) all we can say is You and I is our favorite Pink song!! We’re horny for a cornfield and Gaga’s new man so WHO’S A LESBIAN NOW!?! OMG and the VMAS! Britney and Jo Calderon introducing Blue Ivy?!! GAG! Tony Bennett is a Pan Sexual? Black people love mermaids?! It’s called RANGE people!! This episode gives all the “Je Ne Se C*NT” that we love from Gaga! You gotta live your fantasy! Plus! Bill Romance! Gaga Thanksgiving! Coyote Ugly! The Simpsons! A Zara soundtrack! Applause! A life altering hip injury and a very unfortunate conversation about R Kelly. Ugh... LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and BTW IT’S HARD TO BE FUNNY!!

Will is on the Edge of Glory, Court is the meat dress (NOW) and Leif is putting together a computer...? It’s Lady Gaga THIS B*TCH Part FOUR! Joining us in the studio is hilarious comedian Pamela Ross! Pamela is working security in the bubble dress giving ICONIC Gaga the good witch! We pick back up in 2010 after QUITE a 2009! Gaga collapses from exhaustion and then THIS B*TCH never slows down! The Telephone video that disintegrated our panties, an Elton John Grammy performance for the ages and apparently Edge of Glory is not NOT about edging!! We learn what to do when your gay acts up, reminisce on Ryan Seacrest trying to not OUT himself during Alejandro and we BOOM KAT talk the team change! Susan Boyle, William Hung and THE EGG! So much about the EGG! Plus! The Madonna beef, the tragic death of Alexander McQueen and a heartbreaking Whitney tribute. We end with the Born the Way video and.... do we really need anymore whites?! Stick around for PART 5 next week but first LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and Jesus is Black y’all!!  

Oh my GAGA it’s Part TROIS This B*tch LADY GAGA! Wil doesn’t remember Artpop but lives for Jewels and Drugs, Court is quite a LOOK in an unstable platform and we’ll circle BLACK to Leif! We pick back up the series in 2009 one of the biggest years in Gaga HERSTORY! Everyone’s Team Gaga in 2009 (Katy Perry wishes) and because we love LOVE we spend some time talking... The MEN. From Lüc Carl to Matthew Perry(?) shoot off your undies and grab a PBR because it’s a whole THING! From the VMA’s that ended the Kanye collab tour to the music FILMS that shifted the culture and made all the girls STEP UP we cover so much this Ep! The Rolling Stones cover! SNL! The HBO Special! Paparazzi! Ke$ha! Move over Lindsay Lohan Fire Tits are the NEW Fire Crotch! Plus the impact, the revolutionary vision and the legacy that is ALEXANDER MCQUEEN. Is that The Little Mermaid? No it’s BAD ROMANCE. PS! The CLAW is from LIAR LIAR... give Jim Carrey her things! Oh yea AND we get cancelled by the Polio community! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and check out our podcast The Narcisistas! That’s N-A-R-C-I-S-I-S-T-A-S-YAS!

Court’s got a headband over her bangs all nostalgic for coke, Wil is like DA DA DO DO DOOP the world sucks and Leif is like call me DADDY! It’s THIS B*TCH LADY GAGA PART TWO!! From Grace Jones to Andy Warhol we cover appropriation vs. appreciation people! Appropra-WHA?! This is a college course now! This Allie the Ally is so hipster it hurts so you better give rock n roll hands while you crack a White Claw because her hits keep coming! Just Dance, Poker Face, Disco Stick, Paparazzi and a Wale collab that brings us all the way back! The climb to #1! The Fame! American Apparel! Donny Wahlberg and the Blue Bloods! Pussy, cat, and dolls! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt! Perez Hilton! Yea Gaga BEEN gay! Boom Kat! We like to celebrate black history month in March SO YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and you gotta STAN JESUS y’all!  

Wil’s all freaky Madea HORNT up, Court is Versace butch realness and Leif is out here in a thong all over some guy he doesn’t know! That’s right MONSTERS it’s THIS B*TCH LADY GAGA PT.1!!!! We’ve got complicated feelings on Gaga and Wil’s black ass can’t read so let’s get INTO IT! This Italian NYC girl is from Italy Italian she’s Italian! She was also a music prodigy with a stripper piano teacher. I mean... we have no choice but to Stan people! From conspiracy theories (we’re Gaga Birthers) to showing up to the all boys school to be the doll we cover IT ALL! Meeting her first gays, writing her first songs and her first big break... all while we’re over here beating off! I’m sure you know Gaga was the weirdo hipster bitch Method acting in biology but did you know she was on MTV’s BOILING POINTS?! This show is important people!!! Plus some heartache, pain, trauma, and the Wild Wild West! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and legally speaking PATTI LUPONE must see you perform!!  

It's the 139th Annual Episode of The Narcisistas! Court has the tiniest lil peepee, Wil is trying to get this white institution to LISTEN and Leif showed up late with his own Champagne! It’s THIS (stupid) B*TCH... THE OSCARS! We all know the only thing WHITER than the Oscars is Court’s family reunion but do you know the history of the Oscars and who votes?! This is basically a Schoolhouse Rap for Oscar Bait!!! We’re here to give you all the Oscars tea from La La Land to Moonlight! The Oscar statue is 13.5” long so good luck sitting on it!! Do the dropping ratings have something to do with all the WHITE MEN?! Post HUMMUS nominations how do they happen?! Plus! Meryl! Audrey! Edith! Lupita! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and stay on the tip of your d*ck for our new movie BLACKED OUT WHITE NOISE!  

Court is Obsessed because white women are coming for her, Wil is gone with the wind Ivy Park x Adidas fabulous and Leif is Bigger because we’ll he got BIGGER! Get ready for a lot of pedophile jokes today people because we watched EROTIC THRILLER... THE BOY NEXT DOOR!! The pedestrian wigs ALONE! While Beyoncé was making Lemonade JLo made this Classic SPF (steamy pedophile flick). Let’s just say it’s a REALLY good CSI Miami episode directed by Tyler Perry where JLo plays a white woman AND an ethnically ambiguous detective! Screaming at the range! Notes On A Scandal wishes! Y’all remember when your BFF got murdered because you had to get some 19 year old D**K?? Classic! From veil thin innuendos and Epi Pens in the eye to a Grandpa up-skirt... The Boy Next Door has it all! WATCH THIS MOVIE! You could get it for $4 at your local WaWa DVD bucket but you should spend $100! Don’t be sober! THEN LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and Leif out the partition back up you’re the oldest man on Tik Tok!

Wil hasn’t showered and he’s horny for his own talent, Court is greasy and she’s doing a photoshoot and Leif... Leif is missing the Anaconda bit! Men! This episode we brought in a 4th to keep things spicy! Ladies and Gents from the Significant Others pod comedian Mara Wiles! Mara is looking for a momager while she slams her boobs against the wall! Today we’re talking Celebrity POWER Couples! The tea is scalding and plentiful B*TCH! Weiner and Huma! Goldie and Kurt! Kelis and Nas! Britney and Justin! Ryan Seacrest and whoever SHE is! Factually speaking every celebrity is a WITCH or a LIZARD person! IMAGINE a world where Jay and B got divorced?! Wait is there a reason Jay-Z is on the minute man remix!?! You gotta hate the same things, know each other’s love language and hey money’s not an issue when you’re broke! PLUS! Celebrity couples you forgot about and a Cher impression for the ages! Oh yea and Wil’s into kids! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and make sure you get your ILLUMINATI PROMO CODE!  

Court is Feyoncé because white women ruin everything, Leif is End of Time because JLo is finally over and WIL... WIL liked it... so he put a RING ON IT!!!! We have Wil’s fiancé Josh Rodriguez in the studio with us today! Josh is Lay up UNDER ME because... we don’t be going out like that!! You guys won’t believe the Ep today...Wil is gay... Josh is gay... they’re perfect for each other!! The bachelorette is Nashville!! The beautiful couple runs us through the enGAYgement of a lifetime including some PAJAMA DRAMA!!! We talk the wedding plans, autumnal palettes, Paris proposals, Tyler Perry and THE BLACK WEB (no whites allowed!) most importantly they answer the question burning in everyone’s mind... WHICH ONE WEARS A DRESS?!!! Get yourself a spray tan and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don’t forget to FLICK your boss in the CLIT!  

Courtney is plunging right into her own.. self, Wil’s got his edges laid at the VMAS and Leif... yea Leif is ANACONDA again. It’s the FINAL JLo Episode y’all! From movies and hashtag commercials to Grammy controversy and performing for a dictator the JLo story never stops! We cover the DEALS on DEALS on DEALS, her EROTIC thriller, lesbian fight club, the Drake situationship and so much more Pitbull! Big BOOTY certainly was a CHOICE! Hello NBC?! KNOCK KNOCK! It’s an ethnically ambiguous cop! PLUS the even more Hispanic West Side Story that is her romance with A-Rod! A bad Motown tribute, the return of the green dress and OMG HUSTLERS!!! JLo is the ICON who gets it DONE!!! Who’s the rude Spanish b*tch NOW baby!!? LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don’t forget to USE your sexual POWER to RUIN men’s LIVES!!   narcisistaspodcast, thenarcisistas, podcastS, comedy, kiki, brainmachinenetwyork, thisbitch, thisbitchseries, jenniferlopez, jlo, JenniferLynnLopez, actressfirst, boynextdoor, hustlersmovie, hustlers, arod, motown, marcanthony, versacegreendress, pitbull, 

Wil is hustlin like Ramona, Court is Mrs. Hairloss Worldwide and yes... LEIF IS ANACONDA! It’s Part 6 Jennifer Lopez so let’s get LOUD Y’ALL! We left THIS B*TCH in a lull so let’s get into a new record label, a new album and new sound effects from Leif! Plus... you can’t have two queer powerhouses on one show so American Idol loses Ellen and brings in this generations (sober) Paula Abdul... Jennifer Lopez!! From High Fashion Melina vids to commercials for Blackberry this b*tch never stops working! The On the Floor comeback! A love triangle with Jada Pinkett Smith! A devastating divorce! The door locking at the AMA’s! The first world tour! It’s all about sustainability people! Grab all 14 JLo fragrances and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and it’s not for anyone girl it’s a FIAT!!