Podcasts about The Smurfs

Belgian comic and television franchise

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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Tuesday, May 20th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 195:35


Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave caught his underwear this morning, customer attacks restaurant worker who turned out to be a boxer, product to help break phone addiction, emailer played penis outro in front of her kid, Dave’s Nerdy Song Lyric Challenge, mice in car, update on Mexican Navy boat, escaped inmates from New Orleans, toddler survived 15-story fall, hiker missing for 3 weeks, couple got Dairy Queen to cater wedding, former NFL player arrested in prostitution sting, NBA and NHL playoffs, coaches question the age of a softball player, Tom Brady spotted sun tanning nude at home, thousands of photos released and shown to jury in Diddy trial, Denzel Washington at Cannes, Sofia Vergara wants a rich man, Mission Impossible 8 opening this weekend, things that happen all the time in movies that aren’t realistic, Conan will voice character in Toy Story 5, Mexico suing MrBeast, delivery driver drove through restricted areas at airport to drop off food, 70-year-old golfer struck by SUV during car chase, plane went 10 minutes without pilot, fat cat has been scaring bears away, firefighter outs his wife for cheating at birthday party, world’s most annoying neighbor, largest gathering of people dressed as Smurfs, old man arrested for chasing kids after ding-dong-ditch joke, Brazilian woman accused of chopping off husband’s penis and cooking it in stew, man caught on camera knocking food off waiter’s tray, funeral home tells family it was their fault a stranger was wearing loved one’s clothes, teen used bear spray on people, man canoeing from Canada to Florida, new air car, guy died after being attacked by bees, man attacked by bear, boater crashed into several docks, Memorial Day travel report, pig befriends chicken, and more!

The Jim Hill Media Podcast Network
Gumby Turns 70, DreamWorks Eyes Cocomelon, and Peppa Pig Teams Up with Walmart (Ep. 307)

The Jim Hill Media Podcast Network

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 45:34


In this solo episode of Fine Tooning, Jim Hill dives into a packed week of animation news while Drew Taylor covers the opening of Epic Universe in Florida. Topics include: The 70th anniversary of Gumby – A look back at Art Clokey's clay-animated classic and upcoming updates like Gumby Kids. Faith-based animation on the rise – Following the box office success of The King of Kings, Fairly OddParents creator Butch Hartman launches a new animation studio focused on spiritual storytelling. DreamWorks embraces early childhood IP – From the upcoming Cocomelon feature to Gabby's Dollhouse: The Movie and Bad Guys 2. Paramount's shifting release schedule – New dates for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2, The Legend of Aang, and Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie. Peppa Pig's gender reveal episode debuts… on Walmart.com – A bold retail-media crossover with exclusive merchandise tied to streaming content. Smurfs movie sparks fan backlash – Rihanna's new song “Friend of Mine” fails to impress her Navy, despite her upcoming role as Smurfette. AI in animation – With $42 million raised by AI animation startups like Cartwheel and Hedra, concerns about job displacement echo the shift from hand-drawn to CG in the '90s. New Shaun the Sheep movie announced – Aardman's The Beast of Mossy Bottom arrives in 2026 with a Halloween theme. A thoughtful and wide-ranging episode covering preschool hits, legacy IP, streaming trends, theatrical strategy, and the evolving role of AI in the animation industry. Be Our Guest Vacations Planning your next Disney vacation? Be Our Guest Vacations is a Platinum-level Earmarked travel agency with concierge-level service to make every trip magical. Their team of expert agents plans vacations across the globe, from Disney and Universal to cruises and adventures, ensuring you have the best possible experience without the stress. Learn More Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Holmberg's Morning Sickness
05-20-25 - BR - TUE - List Of 10 Least Paying Jobs By Degree - Poll On Sending Back Restaurant Food - Cat Caught Trying To Smuggle Drugs Into Prison - French Town Sets Record For People Dressed As Smurfs

Holmberg's Morning Sickness

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 41:13


05-20-25 - BR - TUE - List Of 10 Least Paying Jobs By Degree - Poll On Sending Back Restaurant Food - Cat Caught Trying To Smuggle Drugs Into Prison - French Town Sets Record For People Dressed As SmurfsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pop Shop Podcast
Rihanna Returns to Her Old ‘Friend' Music, But Is ‘Smurfs' Song the Musical Return Fans Wanted?

Pop Shop Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 39:33


On the new Billboard Pop Shop Podcast, Katie & Keith are chatting about whether "Friend of Mine" is the musical return Rihanna's fans were hoping for, or how the song could be maximized with a new remix version or once we see it in the full context of the Smurfs movie, in which Rih voices Smurfette. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Legends Only
Hilary Duff's Return to Music? (She's Tired)

Legends Only

Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 85:48


T. Kyle and Brad discuss the response to their Sanrio conversation, Pompompurin's hole, Lady Gaga's Netflix announcement, the reboot of ‘Star Search,' Madonna's TV series coming to the streamer, Ryan Murphy's ‘All's Fair,' the marketing of ‘Final Destination,' irrational fears, sharks in the pool, Jade's ‘That's Showbiz Baby!' Announcement, Charli xcx's “Party 4 u” music video, Hikaru Utada's “First Love” full circle moment on ‘The First Take,' the Sugababes taking on Lorde for BBC Live Lounge, Hilary Duff's return to music (?), High Fashion Editorial! featuring Cooper Coch(k), the Cannes Film Festival including Belinda and Pedro Pascal, TikTok Talk featuring Beyonce's “very demure” shout out to Jools, Tiki's first cuddle, new music from Hayla, Illenium, SG Lewis, Shallou, Alex Bone, Arca, Finneas' post about New Music Friday, Tate McRae's misstep, Addison Rae's teasers, Kesha, Rihanna's “Friend of Mine” for the Smurfs soundtrack, and Labubu. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Who Cares News podcast
Ep. 2867: Justin Bieber Confirms He's Not One of Diddy's Alleged Victims

The Who Cares News podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 8:59


(Airdate: 6.16.25) Justin Bieber confirms he's not involved in Diddy's alleged dalliances regardless of the cost of his hoodie. There's a new Buffy! The reboot has cast unknown Ryan Kiera Armstrong as the new slayer. Sarah Michelle Geller is also attached. Rihanna has finally dropped a new song--but not for her long-promised album. but rather for the Smurfs. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: https://vancampandmorgan.com/stations buy us a coffee    

AniMat's Crazy Cartoon Cast
Bad Smurfs & Bad Networks

AniMat's Crazy Cartoon Cast

Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 124:29


Today's episode includes: Paramount Pictures released the 2nd trailer of Smurfs (2025) DC released the 2nd trailer of Superman (2025) DreamWorks Animation released the 2nd trailer of The Bad Guys 2 Sesame Street will be airing new episodes on Netflix and PBS on the same day Bloomberg article reveals how Cartoon Network is struggling to survive under David Zaslav

Opinions Like A-Holes
Ep 342 JNCO Jorts

Opinions Like A-Holes

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2025 93:53


This week, we welcome back photographer David Lackey! We watch the trailers for “Americana,” “Nobody 2,” and “Smurfs.” Then, it's the health code violation in ratatouille, the physical damage of playing sports, and pushing to make Sidekicks a beloved cult classic. We also rag on Dexter and warn against wearing jorts. Plus, we debate which show had a bigger cast, The Office or Parks and Rec!

the couples couch
Rihanna's Comeback, Diddy Trial & Breaking Bravo News | Pop Culture Whiplash (2025)

the couples couch

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2025 38:11


KB and Tanner are back with a jam-packed episode of It's OK to Be Wrong — and it's giving spring chaos. From KB's rant about Tanner's pre-travel projects to their 7-Eleven soda rankings, we cover it all.We break down what we've been watching (shoutout to Hacks and Summer House), talk about Kim K vs. Glenn Close casting chaos, and revisit graduation memories — including how Tanner's “butterfly effect” started with being held back.Plus: Pop Culture Whiplash returns with Bravo's new Housewives spinoffs, the Diddy trial, Bieber drama, Rihanna's Smurfs soundtrack (!), and all the Wicked updates.Timestamps:(0:16) – KB's first rant of the pod- her husband(2:51) – Trailer for Hulu's ‘All's Fair' drops(5:31) – What we're watching: ‘Hacks'(6:30) – Summer House recap(8:15) – Fountain drink chatter and rankings(9:30) – 7-Eleven is the bodega of Castle Rock(11:03) – KB's Pop Culture Whiplash: Summer House(14:08) – Tan's Whiplash: Breaking Bravo news(14:50) – Congrats grads!(16:20) – High school graduation recap(17:50) – Kindergarten graduation love(18:50) – The butterfly effect(22:41) – Diddy trial begins in NY(24:40) – Rihanna's new music for Smurfs(26:16) – Justin Bieber TMZ doc(31:03) – Wicked updates(34:27) – Who are KB & Tan in Wicked?THANK U FOR FOLLOWING/RATING & REVIEWING!!Make sure to follow us on Instagram & Tik TokKB's personal IG: Cunningham_gram & don't forget to follow our youtube channel  

Monologato Podcast
RIHANNA - FRIEND OF MINE (Smurfs - The Movie, SoundTrack)

Monologato Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2025 4:15


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The Sensible Hippie Podcast
The Curse of Oz II: JFK, Kubrick, and the Mystery of 42 & 77 | Robert W. Sullivan IV

The Sensible Hippie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2025 61:19


Aloha and welcome to Wake Up with Miya! Esoteric expert Robert W. Sullivan IV returns after our unforgettable first interview, where we delved into JFK's mysteries and The Wizard of Oz's hidden symbolism. Now, Robert takes us deeper, unraveling the chilling Wizard of Oz curse and its ties to JFK's legacy and the cryptic numerology of 42 and 77, numbers linked to historical tragedies. Discover how Stanley Kubrick's The Shining secretly encodes his role in filming the moon landing, a nod to his cinematic brilliance. We also decode communist undertones in The Smurfs, uncover Freemasonry's influence on the early Mormon Church, and explore the Book of Enoch's role in Masonic rituals. From pop culture to secret societies, this episode unveils the occult symbolism shaping our world.

5280 Geek
Comic Book Showdown of Destiny

5280 Geek

Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2025 79:29


Join Matt and Smurf as they dive into the world of indie comics and share their thoughts on three hidden gems that could be destined for greatness! Let's discover some amazing indie comics together! Click here to learn more tips on making comics! • https://www.youtube.com/playlist... A weekly show dedicated to #indiecomics you need to see and helpful tips on Mastering Comic Book #crowdfunding Secrets. THE COMIC BOOK SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY. Hosted by: Matt Campbell from https://www.actionline-studios.com/ and Smurf from https://5280geek.wordpress.com/ Show airs live on Fridays 11:30am Mountain Time #ComicBooks #Kickstarter #Crowdfunding #IndieComics #Crowdfunding #ComicCreators #ActionlineStudios #NewEpisode #EP48 #ComicBookShowdownofUltimateDestiny #CBSUD #OrginalArt #OrginialStory #Submit #ComicCampaign #Podcast #HelpfulHints #SmurfsTake #5280Geek #StayGeeky

Mes disques à moi
A la découverte ... Paul Brings the Noise #10

Mes disques à moi

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 58:30


Salut à toutes et à tous, On se retrouve pour un nouvel épisode où l'on va aborder pas mal de sujets gravitant de près ou de loin autour de la scène indé, avec Gwenn (Chargée de relation avec le public à Paul B) ; Léo (Régie son et générale, accompagnement à Paul B, Co directeur artistique de l'asso Club de Smurf et plein d'autres casquettes) et Julien (Co directeur artistique de l'asso Club de Smurf).Nous revenons sur les différents acteurs qui entrent en jeu pour organiser la 10ème soirée Paul Brings the Noise; à savoir, l'association Club de Smurf, Paul B salle de spectacle sitée à Massy labellisée SMAC; nous jetons un coup d'oeil sur la programmation de cette soirée qui accueillera Jour J Mental, VoX LoW et La Boum Brute. Intro : La Boum Brute - Taf Alimentaire (extrait de l'EP Tapage Nocturne - Sorti en mai 2024)Extraits : Jour J Mental - Memento Mori (extrait de l'album Faire la secte - Sorti en septembre 2023)La Boum Brute - Chouchou Chamallow (extrait de l'EP Tapage Nocturne - Sorti en mai 2024)VoX LoW - New Place in Town (extrait de l'album Keep on falling - Sorti en octobre 2023)Outro : VoX LoW - Velvet Keats (extrait de l'album Singles & Rarities 2014/2018 - novembre 2024)Toutes les infos sur Paul B sur leur site et leur InstagramToutes les infos sur Le Club de Smurf sur leur site et leur InstagramLes candidatures sur l'accompagnement artistique sont à envoyer par mail ici : accompagnement@paul-b.fret pour l'asso Club de Smurf ici contact@clubdesmurf.orgLes billets sont en prévente ici sur le site de Paul BJour J Mental (Instagram - Bandcamp - Facebook)La Boum Brute (Instagram - Bandcamp - Facebook)VoX LoW (Instagram - Bandcamp - Facebook)Hébergé par Ausha. Visitez ausha.co/politique-de-confidentialite pour plus d'informations.

Contain Podcast
*First Part* 202. Cartoons Will Never Die (Preview) w/ Mike Bilandic

Contain Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2025 46:55


Originally posted Jan 1, 2025Episode about cartoons and how they shape the world around us with Mike Bilandic + his article How Fred Flintstone Became One of America's Greatest Cultural Exports Eurodance music with Smurfs and Flintstones, the purpose and legacy of Dexter's Lab, Hanah Barbera, Casimir Spaulding aka Glo Mula, Glo Jean-Charles de Castelbajac and Iceberg: Fred infiltrating fashion, loukos_por_trenzinhos_ofc, cartoon imagery on legalized weed and gray market dispenseries, Degentrificartion, 1960's, a history of drugs and cartoons, Street artist Kenny Scharf making a Flintstones and Jetson's religion, Hugus who painted 50 Rick & Morty murals in NYC, Latino love for Loony Tunes, Cartoons in the hood and in rap music, Teletubbies: total psychedelic illiteracy, the Smurf conference at the start of Covid: first super spreader event, Turmoil in the Toy Box, cartoons in the age of AI, the NFT Ape effect, Florence Fang and the Flintstone's House (1976)Edit by Alex Talan

5280 Geek
Comic Book Showdown of Destiny

5280 Geek

Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2025 84:05


Three comics, two hosts, and one backing; let the showdown begin! Join Matt and Smurf as they dive into the world of indie comics and share their thoughts on three hidden gems that could be destined for greatness! Let's discover some amazing indie comics together! A weekly show dedicated to #indiecomics you need to see and helpful tips on Mastering Comic Book #crowdfunding Secrets. THE COMIC BOOK SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY. Hosted by Matt Campbell from https://www.actionline-studios.com/ and Smurf from https://5280geek.wordpress.com/ Show airs live on Fridays 11:30am Mountain Time #ComicBooks #Kickstarter #Crowdfunding #IndieComics #Crowdfunding #ComicCreators #ActionlineStudios #NewEpisode #EP47 #ComicBookShowdownofUltimateDestiny #CBSUD #OrginalArt #OrginialStory #Submit #ComicCampaign #Podcast #HelpfulHints #SmurfsTake #5280Geek #StayGeeky

Aggregate Feed - LoadingReadyRun
How Much Can Two Co-workers Abuse HR? - The Hating Game || The Endorphin Report

Aggregate Feed - LoadingReadyRun

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2025 51:41


Cynthia and Daniel discuss the toxically fluffy endorphins of the 2021 romantic comedy The Hating Game, starring Lucy Hale and Austin Stowell. Is writing Smurfs fan fiction quirky or disturbing? Should you decorate your home based on your crush? Is risking norovirus the ultimate romance, and is a bedroom chess nook the ultimate flex? And most importantly: does this movie give endorphins? This is another special bonus, or "lost" episode of The Endorphin Report - we will post new ones every once in a while when inspiration strikes! Cover art by Paul Saunders, theme song written and performed by by Ali Lipman. Support LRR: http://Patreon.com/loadingreadyrun Romantic movies give us endorphins - even when they suck. Each episode, Cynthia and Daniel (Fight the Future with Dan and Paul) talk about a romantic comedy or romantic drama, digging into both the plot and the romance, and answering questions like: What happens the day after the end of the movie? Which romantic gestures are endearing (ooo!) and which are just creepy (eww!)? Will the couple make it? And does this movie, regardless of quality, deliver the happy-making endorphins we could all use right now? Support LRR: http://patreon.com/loadingreadyrun Merch: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com Discord: https://discord.gg/lrr Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun Check out our other channels! Video Games: http://youtube.com/LRRVG Tabletop: http://youtube.com/LRRTT Magic the Gathering: http://youtube.com/LRRMTG Comedy: http://youtube.com/LoadingReadyRun Streams: http://youtube.com/LoadingReadyLive

It's Only 10 Minutes
We got DOGEd

It's Only 10 Minutes

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2025 35:43


In this episode of 365 Amplified, Rob Chappell is joined by Dave Dahmer, Nicholas Garten, and Omar Waheed for a wide-ranging conversation that covers everything from NFL Draft day thrills to the real-world impact of abrupt federal funding cuts. Dave kicks off the show with a firsthand account from the NFL Draft in Green Bay, where Packers fans celebrated the unexpected first-round pick of wide receiver Matthew Golden. The crew breaks down the electric atmosphere and discusses the surprising fall of quarterback Shedeur Sanders to the fifth round. Then Rob shifts gears to a much more sobering topic: the sudden and complete elimination of AmeriCorps funding in Wisconsin. He shares insights from interviews with Jeanne Duffy of Serve Wisconsin and local nonprofits affected by the cuts, outlining how the loss of these service roles hurts schools, youth programs, and food access across the state. Omar jumps in with updates on recent immigration-related protests in Milwaukee and Madison, organized by Voces de la Frontera in response to troubling DHS “wellness checks.” Plus, hear about the Indigenous Cannabis Industry Association's “Masters of the Green” golf event in Washington and how the movement is growing nationally from its base in Wisconsin. The episode wraps up on a lighter note with stories of things the hosts were convinced were true but weren't, one true thing that was doubted, and Rob's decades-long quest to prove he saw a Smurf in a very unlikely place. Connect: Full coverage at Madison365.org Support Local Journalism: If you appreciate our work, consider donating to keep 365 Amplified and Madison365 thriving. Visit madison365.org/donate to contribute. Follow Us: Stay connected for real-time news updates and discussions:

One Life Left's Podcast
No Smurfs - #578

One Life Left's Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 65:40


CONTENT WARNING - This show includes a sports massage. Not, like, as a free gift for you, though something could be arranged, maybe. Let's not completely rule that out right this minute. Anyway, no, it's a descriptive thing. One of our intrepid hosts finds himself needing of some physio so gets a sports massage. From two ladies. Both called Sophie. Look, if that sounds far fetched then don't blame me, I'm just giving you a heads up. The word "buttocks" is used. If that's the kind of thing that offends then, I dunno, start the show 10 minutes in. That's a rough guess as once this gets uploaded and ads are thrown in the mix my timings go straight out the window but 10 minutes should be safe... Beyond that, welcome to the latest episode of One Life Left! This week there's still no Super Special Keef but we have a jam packed show that includes potential Nintendo Game-Key Card shenanigans, the Post Trauma of releasing a game in the shadow of Oblivion, a footy game doing well (and it isn't PES, FIFA, EA, SWOS, Kick Off nor even Emlyn Hughes International Soccer!), Simon has a "hack" for getting cheaper Switch 2 upgrades and we ponder over an Outrun movie. We also have Ste reporting back on his recent trips to Switzerland and Reboot in Croatia, including all the gossip and The Art of Video Game Design covers delayed gratification! For some reason our mailbag is bare. Barren. Bereft of letters/emails/offers of cash. Only YOU can change this, dear listeners. Our lives and/or sanity may depend on your correspondence so PLEASE write to us at team@onelifeleft.com or join our Discord, chat amongst other OLL dignitaries and leave a letter for us on there. Link below! TTFN,Team OLL x Links:The OLL Everything Link!http://hello.onelifeleft.com/ The Maraoke Everything Link!https://hello.maraoke.com Block Words Link!https://blockwords.app/ The Shure link!https://tag.gs/OneLifeLeft_Shure Reviews: Blue PrinceHollow Knight Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Saturday Morning Podcast
S10E09 Fraggle Rock: The Animated Series

The Saturday Morning Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2025 85:15


Send us a textOkay, so here's the story: A community of imaginary creatures band together to teach lessons of sharing, caring and interdependency. No, not “The Smurfs”. No, not “Care Bears”. Boy, the 80s were full of this trope.              Here now is the story of how this Fraggle-tastic show came to Saturday Morning.              Is it possible to dance your cares away?  Even if you have a white man's overbite?              What killed this show since the original series was so successful?              Did this show in fact save the world?     All these questions, and more, will be answered in this look at FRAGGLE ROCK: The Animated Series! Thanks for ‘tooning in.  Share With Us: SatMornPod@hotmail.comBluesky: @SatMornPodYouTube Us: tinyurl.com/yyhpwjeo (Don't waste your time)   Featured Music:“Nostalgic Happy Music” by AudioJungle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtxSUR6MQhw&t=2s “Happy Life” by Fredji - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzQiRABVARk Various Music by Oneul - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by302C2YhxY “I Feel You” by Kevin MacLeod” - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw8E3jjbUCE “Nostalgic” by OrangeHead - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wExcRoNNzAc “Breakfast Club” by Vodovoz - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Spi22l3m5I “Horizons” by Atch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-u53MADIag “80's Hijack” by Gee - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVqzJ9Lk6M&t=26s “Synthmania” by Vodovoz - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6r20TKnA6M “United” by Vodovoz - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArjGQFCcHxA “Cool Blue” by Vodovoz - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp5cxZWP-wc   #ABC #NBC #CBS #The80s #80s #cartoons #cartoon #animation #SaturdayMorning #1980 #1981 #1982 #1983 #1984 #1985 #1986 #1987 #1988 #1989 #Filmation #HannaBarbera #DePatieFreleng #RubySpears #Disney #FraggleRock 

Aries Talkin Sportz
Episode 170: The BS Episode, Oh and the NBA Playoffs

Aries Talkin Sportz

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2025 71:51


Welcome back to another episode of Aries Talkin Sportz!This week Reg & Smurf discuss:♈️ Random Sports Facts♈️ I Call BS: LeBron James, Juan Soto, Nico Harrison, Snoop Dogg, Anthony Edwards, Paul Heyman & Pat McAfee, Lou Will, Tony Kornheiser, JJ Reddick, Deion Sanders♈️ NBA: 1st Round♈️ NFL: NFL Draft Preview

A Star to Steer Her By
Ten Forward 46: USS Callister: Into Infinity

A Star to Steer Her By

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025 84:22


Slight change of plans this week! The latest season of "Black Mirror" recently dropped, bringing with it the new "USS Callister: Into Infinity". Since we loved and covered the original a surprisingly long time ago we knew we had to check out the new one. The crew may be free of Daly but the stakes are higher, as prohibitive monetization makes survival almost impossible. And they don't have infinite lives anymore... Also this week: strike-scrapped plans, whale or Smurf, and the comedy stylings of Charlie Brooker! [note: spoilers for "Being John Malkovich" from 1:19:56 - 1:20:28]

5280 Geek
Weekend Geek Update

5280 Geek

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025 51:41


#Podcast Live from the Figus Studios, its Weekend Geek Update! Sponsored by BrickSlopes Colorado, the all ages event is this weekend! Tickets available at www.brickslopes.com enter “StayGeeky” for a discounted price. Also, by “liking” this post you will be entered into a chance to see Thunderbolts next Wednesday April 30 for free. This week Smurf talks Celebration and some of the hot Star Wars topics, Doctor Who has its first two episodes available but it's the third one that's a must see. Daredevil finishes the first season with nine episodes, so what did we learn? The surprise hit this week for Smurf is Bondsman, Young Guns 3 might be closer to happening than you think, and the summer of horror kicks off with Drop and Sinners. Both are wildly different films, but a theater must see, and Batman fans have a reason to pick up the comic with the return of Jim Lee and the return of Hush. Smurf give you his take on Last of Us as fans revolt after episode 2. Just what does this mean for the show and how does it reflect the game? All of this and more for your Weekend Geek Update. #Podcast #WGU #Comics #Scifi #NerdNews #Popculture #VideoGames #Marvel #Thunderbolts #FreeTickets #Horror #Reacher #StarWars #Batman #DoctorWho #LEGO #Bondsman #YoungGuns #Drop #Sinners #Comics #Daredevil #NewShows #MCU #Trailers #RealityShows #ConLife #COFOH #Brickslope #ElkindMedia #SmurfsTake #5280Geek #StayGeeky

The Holy Post
666: Lessons from the Satanic Panic with Mike Cosper

The Holy Post

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 85:19


Pope Francis died on Monday. Will the Catholic Church continue to move in the direction of inclusion and reform, or will it elect a more traditional leader in reaction to the last papacy? Mike Cosper is back to talk about his new podcast from Christianity Today about the Satanic Panic, “Devil and the Deep Blue Sea.” In the 1980s and 90s, the FBI investigated 11,000 reports of satanic ritual abuse, but did not uncover a single credible story. So, why were parents throughout the country worried that heavy metal music, board games, and the Smurfs would lead their kids into devil-worshipping cults? Cosper explains how hucksters leveraged fears over cultural change to create mass hysteria, and why lessons from the Satanic Panic are still relevant today. Also this week, Medieval art reveals the sounds and smells of hell.   Holy Post Plus: Bonus Interview with Mike Cosper: https://www.patreon.com/posts/127227607/   Ad-Free Version of this Episode: https://www.patreon.com/posts/127232165/ 0:00 - Show Starts   3:50 - Theme Song   4:12 - Sponsor - Our Place - Go to https://www.fromourplace.com and use code HOLYPOST to get 10% off site wide on beautiful cookware!   5:22 - Sponsor - Rocket Money - Find and cancel your old subscriptions with Rocket Money at https://www.rocketmoney.com/HOLYPOST   12:12 - News of the Butt, Medieval Art Edition   18:46 - Bosch Painting Translated into Music   24:24 - The Legacy of the Pope   32:35 - America vs. The Pope   41:42 - Sponsor - BetterHelp - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/HOLYPOST and get 10% off your first month   42:50 - Sponsor - Policy Genius - Secure your family's tomorrow so you have peace of mind today. Go to https://www.policygenius.com/HOLYPOST to find the right life insurance for you   42:00 - Interview   46:23 - Why's the Satanic Panic Relevant?   53:00 - What is the Satanic Panic?   1:01:03 - Hucksters Behind It   1:11:09 - Did People Want it to Be True?   1:28:45 - End Credits   Links from News Segment: Reddit Discusses Medieval Face-Butts: https://www.reddit.com/r/Medievalart/comments/rly22w/can_someone_please_explain_why_medieval_artwork/   Bosch Painting Translated to Music https://www.classicfm.com/discover-music/periods-genres/renaissance/hieronymus-bosch-painting-naked-bum-music/   Other Resources: Devil and the Deep Blue Sea from Christianity Today: https://pod.link/1778512810   Holy Post website: https://www.holypost.com/   Holy Post Plus: www.holypost.com/plus   Holy Post Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/holypost   Holy Post Merch Store: https://www.holypost.com/shop   The Holy Post is supported by our listeners. We may earn affiliate commissions through links listed here. As an Amazon Associate, we earn from qualifying purchases.  

The Limitless Life Podcast
Beyond “High Vibe”: Understanding the 3 Energetic Forces Driving Your Business, Money & Relationships - ep. 181

The Limitless Life Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 21:12


It's Saturday morning. The year is 1979. I'm glued to the TV, waiting for my favorite cartoons—Smurfs, Scooby-Doo, The Flintstones. (Yes, the classics.) But there's a catch: the antenna. That big clunky rooftop beast had to be just right—or all I got was static.

Goon Pod
Super Gran, Sooty & Spike

Goon Pod

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 83:51


We revisit some beloved children's television series from the seventies and eighties this week as Chris Diamond returns to talk about those occasions when Spike Milligan would pop up as a special guest in shows such as Super Gran, The Sooty Show, Pob's Programme, Jackanory, The Muppet Show, Number 73, Tiswas and The Ratties (which Spike narrated). Wiping a nostalgia-fuelled tear from his eye, Chris regrets the lack of original children's programming which has cut-through these days and warmly reminisces about other shows from the period such as The Wombles, The Smurfs and The Trap Door (with Willie Rushton). There's also time for a game of 'Which Major Celebrity Of The Eighties Didn't Guest Star In Super Gran?' and an attempt by Chris to remember the lyrics to that show's infectiously catchy theme tune. With huge thanks to the exceptional Roger Langridge for this episode's artwork!

Aries Talkin Sportz
Episode 169: Dr. Strange, Please Close the Damn Transfer Portal

Aries Talkin Sportz

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2025 86:39


Welcome back to another episode of Aries Talkin Sportz!This week Reg & Smurf discuss:♈️ Random Sports Facts♈️ I Call BS: Rich Paul, Gilbert Arenas, Bradley Beal & Nick Young, Nico Harrison, Lakers♈️ NCAAW: Portal News♈️ NCAAM: Portal News, Charlie Ward♈️ WNBA: WNBA Draft♈️ NBA: Playoff Seeding

Will and Matt
Strange Days

Will and Matt

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2025 53:51


Will and Matt step into the bold and dark future of 1999, as presented by Kathryn Bigelow (Point Break) and James Cameron (Piranha 2, that one that was like Ferngully but with Smurfs?)... DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!  - ALSO, the film discussed does include some very graphic and trigger warning worthy content. Please be advised.STRANGE DAYSdir. Kathryn Bigelowstarring: Ralph Fiennes; Angela Bassett; Tom Sizemore

5280 Geek
Weekend Geek Update

5280 Geek

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025 62:49


#Podcast Live from the Figus Studios, it Weekend Geek Update! Sponsored by BrickSlopes Colorado, the state's only locally owned and operated LEGO event, will welcome fans of all ages on April 26-27, 2025, at the Stockyards Event Center, 5004 National Western Dr., Denver, CO 80216. Visit www.brickslopes.com for registration and fee details enter “StayGeeky” at checkout to receive a discount on your ticket purchase. This week Smurf talks about the latest guest announcement for Colorado Festival of Horror (COFOH) and some of the adventures from Horror Hound a few weeks ago. Then it's all about the last few episodes of the Traitors and the big announcement for Alan Cumming's next big project. The Best Reacher yet with the close of season three and why a Reacher movie is just a stupid idea.   The current state of the Switch 2, Peacemaker season 2, Doctor Who, and do we need a Starship Troopers reboot. The new Tron trailer is glorious, an older 007 is looking for a return and Pierce Brosnan is looking to play him. How is Daredevil really going on Disney Plus, Thor just another joke waiting to happen in Avengers Dooms Day, and Happy Gilmore 2 coming to Netflix. Some of your favorite nerd items hit the auction block including the book of the dead, find out what it went for as you get all of this and more for your Weekend Geek Update.   #Podcast #WGU #Comics #Scifi #NerdNews #Popculture #VideoGames #Marvel #Trailer #Horror #Thor #Reacher #Tron #JamesBond #StarWars #DoctorWho #Switch2 #DC #Gunnverse #LEGO #Amazon #Disney #Comics #Daredevil #NewShows #MCU #Trailers #RealityShows #ConLife #LEGO #COFOH #Brickslope #ElkindMedia #SmurfsTake #5280Geek #StayGeeky

The Jim Hill Media Podcast Network
Minecraft Breaks Records, Disney Pauses Tangled, and Animation Takes Over CinemaCon (Ep. 301)

The Jim Hill Media Podcast Network

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2025 52:25


In this episode of Fine Tooning, Jim Hill and Drew Taylor break down the biggest stories shaking up the animation world, including: The explosive box office debut of A Minecraft Movie – Surpassing expectations with $157 million, becoming the biggest opening ever for a video game adaptation. Disney pauses its live-action Tangled remake – After Snow White's underperformance, the studio rethinks its strategy for adapting more recent animated hits. CinemaCon 2025 highlights – Major announcements from Paramount and Disney, including updates on Elio, Zootopia 2, How to Train Your Dragon, The Smurfs, and a John Wick animated prequel. Studio Ghibli's Princess Mononoke plummets post-IMAX run, while The Day the Earth Blew Up vanishes from the charts. TV animation shake-ups – New seasons for Phineas & Ferb and South Park, and multi-season renewals for The Simpsons, Bob's Burgers, Family Guy, and American Dad. Star Wars: Tales of the Underworld – A new animated anthology from Lucasfilm launching May 4 on Disney+. With so much news packed into one week, Jim and Drew cover everything from theatrical blockbusters to the streaming wars—and what it all means for the future of animation. Be Our Guest Vacations Planning your next Disney vacation? Be Our Guest Vacations is a Platinum-level Earmarked travel agency with concierge-level service to make every trip magical. Their team of expert agents plans vacations across the globe, from Disney and Universal to cruises and adventures, ensuring you have the best possible experience without the stress. Learn More Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fine Tooning
Minecraft Breaks Records, Disney Pauses Tangled, and Animation Takes Over CinemaCon (Ep. 301)

Fine Tooning

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2025 52:25


In this episode of Fine Tooning, Jim Hill and Drew Taylor break down the biggest stories shaking up the animation world, including: The explosive box office debut of A Minecraft Movie – Surpassing expectations with $157 million, becoming the biggest opening ever for a video game adaptation. Disney pauses its live-action Tangled remake – After Snow White's underperformance, the studio rethinks its strategy for adapting more recent animated hits. CinemaCon 2025 highlights – Major announcements from Paramount and Disney, including updates on Elio, Zootopia 2, How to Train Your Dragon, The Smurfs, and a John Wick animated prequel. Studio Ghibli's Princess Mononoke plummets post-IMAX run, while The Day the Earth Blew Up vanishes from the charts. TV animation shake-ups – New seasons for Phineas & Ferb and South Park, and multi-season renewals for The Simpsons, Bob's Burgers, Family Guy, and American Dad. Star Wars: Tales of the Underworld – A new animated anthology from Lucasfilm launching May 4 on Disney+. With so much news packed into one week, Jim and Drew cover everything from theatrical blockbusters to the streaming wars—and what it all means for the future of animation. Be Our Guest Vacations Planning your next Disney vacation? Be Our Guest Vacations is a Platinum-level Earmarked travel agency with concierge-level service to make every trip magical. Their team of expert agents plans vacations across the globe, from Disney and Universal to cruises and adventures, ensuring you have the best possible experience without the stress. Learn More Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Screen & Beyond
OSB 733 JP Karliak "Smurfs"

On Screen & Beyond

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 39:07


Episode 733 of On Screen & Beyond has voice-over actor JP Karliak as our guest. JP will be the voice of Gargamel and Razamel in the upcoming new Summer animated film "Smurfs" in July! He has been in many other animated films and TV shows including on "X-Men '97" and more.

Bad Dads Film Review
The Fabelmans & The Smurfs

Bad Dads Film Review

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 83:58


You can now text us anonymously to leave feedback, suggest future content or simply hurl abuse at us. We'll read out any texts we receive on the show. Click here to try it out!Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! In this episode, we're diving into a trio of "the"-titled features, starting with our Top 5 Definite Articles in film and TV, followed by a look at Steven Spielberg's semi-autobiographical drama The Fabelmans, and rounding off with the delightful antics of The Smurfs.Top 5 Definite Articles in Film and TV:The Godfather (1972) - A cinematic masterpiece that redefined the crime genre and gave us one of the most iconic characters in film history, Don Vito Corleone.The Dark Knight (2008) - Christopher Nolan's gritty take on Gotham's hero brought depth, realism, and a legendary performance from Heath Ledger as the Joker.The Office (2005-2013) - A sitcom that revolutionized mockumentary-style comedy and introduced the world to Michael Scott's awkward brilliance.The Thing (1982) - John Carpenter's chilling horror-thriller remains a benchmark for practical effects and paranoia-driven storytelling.The Matrix (1999) - A sci-fi classic that questioned reality and revolutionized action choreography with its "bullet time" visuals.Main Feature: The Fabelmans (2022) Directed by Steven Spielberg, The Fabelmans is a semi-autobiographical film that reflects on the legendary filmmaker's own life, capturing the wonder, complexity, and challenges of growing up in a family where art and reality often intersect. Gabriel LaBelle stars as Sammy Fabelman, a young boy enchanted by the power of cinema, with Michelle Williams and Paul Dano portraying his loving but imperfect parents.Set in the 1950s and 60s, the film chronicles Sammy's discovery of filmmaking and his growing passion amidst family tensions and personal dilemmas. Spielberg crafts a deeply personal story that explores how art can be an escape, a confrontation, and a way of understanding the world. With a blend of nostalgia and emotional depth, The Fabelmans showcases the director's love for the medium while delving into the challenges of family life. It's a celebration of creativity, dreamers, and the power of storytelling.The Smurfs For the little ones (and the young at heart), The Smurfs bring a mix of charm, humour, and life lessons. Originally created by Belgian cartoonist Peyo, the tiny blue characters have enchanted audiences for generations. The 1980s animated series and subsequent films follow Papa Smurf, Smurfette, Brainy, and their fellow Smurfs as they navigate the magical forest, often thwarting the evil plans of the bumbling wizard Gargamel and his cat Azrael.These pint-sized adventurers deliver plenty of laughs, but the stories often come with underlying messages about cooperation, kindness, and problem-solving. Whether through the classic cartoon or recent movies, The Smurfs remain a colorful and fun escape.This episode dives deep into the importance of the small things—whether it's a single word that gives a title its iconic flair, a passion for filmmaking that shapes a life, or little blue creatures teaching big lessons. Stay tuned for a blend of reflection, nostalgia, andWe love to hear from our listeners! By which I mean we tolerate it. If it hasn't been completely destroyed yet you can usually find us on twitter @dads_film, on Facebook Bad Dads Film Review, on email at baddadsjsy@gmail.com or on our website baddadsfilm.com. Until next time, we remain... Bad Dads

ExplicitNovels
Cáel Defeats The Illuminati: Part 16

ExplicitNovels

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025


Graduation Day.  Book 3 in 18 parts, By FinalStand. Listen to the ► Podcast at Explicit Novels."You know nothing of what you speak of, Ishara, yet you now feel free to insult us," she simmered."Don't know, don't care. It was all before my time. I care about the 'here-and-now' as well as what we do in the future. What I am asking you is what concrete item or 'thing' can be provided to House Zorja to put this blood feud behind you. Name it and House Ishara will endeavor to procure it for you.""We are not merchants," Jana's eyes narrowed."No. I didn't imply you were. If you want new sandals for everyone in your House, I'll find you new sandals. If you want 100,000 acres of ranchland, I'll find you the land. Name it," I persisted."Our prestige cannot be bought," she 'explained'."No, but a blood feud with House Ishara can be avoided by making a request of us in the same way as expressing your desire to harm my daughter can be expressed by denying my offer," I hardened. "And 'fuck you very much' if you think I won't use every son, daughter, mother, aunt, and uncle of Ishara when I come gunning for House Zorja too.""You wouldn't dare bring outsiders into this," Klavdiya interjected."Why not? The offices of Ishara handed House Zorja the coup of the century ~ the capture of the People's Liberation Army Navy nuclear carrier. A member of House Zorja commanded that task, yet they did so by leading forces marshalled by House Ishara, outsider forces. You may wish to keep playing by old rules concerning who is and isn't part of a House, but I am not so constrained, sisters.""So Klavdiya, if House Meenakshi pursues its blood feud with House Zorja, House Ishara will gleefully join them in the pummeling. And we have Isharans in the 9 Clans, the Khanate and the Illuminati who will gladly help us out in slapping them around like the old-fashion curmudgeons they are showing themselves to be, or, House Zorja may request a gift from House Ishara and we will happily clear accounts between them and House Meenakshi in the name of our daughter, Parvati. Their choice.""You are still on the mats," Elsa reminded me. Sikia coiled protectively next to us."And you said something about a lesson being long overdue," Pamela smirked, "Kitten.""Cáel Ishara," Shawnee said in a soft voice, "perhaps it is germane to the argument: the fault of the blood feud rests with House Zorja, not House Meenakshi."I fell on my back, carrying Tad fi with me. She gasped out in surprise while remaining closely cuddled with me. Her right hand never left my lips."Why does no one tell me this shit?" I moaned."You are hard," Tad fi announced. "Are you ready to have more sex?" She was sounding upbeat about our prospects. She was also ignorant of our surroundings being deaf and blind to the mortal realm."Gossamer Wing," I created a pet name for the augur, "we are lying on the sparring mats of a large combat arena in the central Full-blooded training center for Havenstone with roughly 500 sisters in attendance (the audience had grown). While I am enticed by your scent, words, proximity and sweet memories of what we've shared, I'm probably going to be badly beaten up really soon for a terrific diplomatic snafu.""But then we can have sex?""Yeah. I'm totally up for having sex with you after they release me from Medical," I assured her. I looked around her to a very unhappy Mahdi."Can you find it in your heart to forgive House Zorja? Anything I can,""Yes," she abruptly cut me off.What the fuck?"At this time, my hatred of House Ishara, and you in particular, make any grievance I have with House Zorja pale in comparison. You have bewitched my only daughter. She bares your child, and it will be a wonderful child if the soiled augur you've stuck your cock in is to be believed," she ground out bitterly. "I want to go home. I want to find enemies to kill. And when I do, Cáel Ishara, know each and every one of them will carry your face in my mind."She turned to Jana. "Do you agree that we both hate Ishara enough to put aside our current differences?"Jana studied Mahdi, me, then Mahdi again and agreed. She stood. Mahdi stood. They clasped arms like Amazons, then hugged like sisters."Agreed. He is much worse."My thoughts on the matter. Woot! I was having sex! Oh, and I was making Aya happy by ending a blood feud."My admiration of you continues to increase," Krasimira looked at me. "This diplomacy stuff is harder than it looks yet you pull it off so effortlessly.""Yay me!" I muttered."Keeper, are we done?" Sikia asked Krasimira."I believe so," the older Amazon rose to her feet. Sikia was far faster in rising."Mahdi of Meenakshi, you have insulted me and my augur. Defend yourself," she snarled. If Tad fi hadn't been immediately present, Mahdi wouldn't have even warranted a warning no doubt."Had you done your job," Mahdi flowed into her fighting stance, "you both wouldn't be pregnant.""Whoa now," I struggled to rise while keeping Tad fi close and my body between her and the Meenakshi/Zorja side of the mat. "Sikia, I can't let you fight. You're pregnant too.""Don't be stupid, Cáel Ishara," Sikia retreated off the mat, so she could shed her jacket and footwear. "Amazons have fought pregnant for thousands of years.""Hold on now," NYPD Sgt. Larisa Kutuzov said in English as she moved forward. I was a millisecond too late. Larisa's foot touched down on the mat and Marlene Zorja popped her one, a hand chop to the larynx. The senior cop stumbled forward."Mom!" shouted Nikita. Marlene followed up with a leg sweep, putting Larisa face first on the mats, then a fist strike to the back of the head, knocking her out. Neat and tidy in less than two seconds.Nikita was about to charge in when Chaz stopped her."Footwear," he advised in the tone of voice I had learned to associate with him and imminent violence. The moment he stopped her, he was quickly removing his own socks and shoes. Virginia and Pamela were doing the same. I was allowed freedom of movement because I was holding Tad fi. Krasimira exited because of her unique status. The rest were already barefoot."Gale, could you please stay with Tad fi," I tried to hand her off."No," Gale looked me over. "I will fight." No hint on whose side she would be fighting on. Krasimira came to my rescue."I'll take her.""Tad fi," I told the augur, "I have to go get beaten up now, but I promise I will be back for you directly.""This is not your fight," Krasimira said. "The words and deeds are Sikia's.""A, she carries my child and B, the deeds being called into question are my fault.""You told me once they were the Will of Ishara," Krasimira mused."We are one in the same," I gave a lopsided grin."Be careful," Tad fi pleaded. "Your future is a chaotic jumble, I cannot see,""Eh, I've been very bad. We'll talk about it later. Gotta go," I headed onto the mats.Pamela was giving the ground rules to the 'normals': No 'fair warnings'. No 'fair play'. No 'time outs'. You fought until unconscious, or you surrendered."This is going to suck," Virginia assessed our odds. Two Amazons had removed Larisa from the mats and were tending to her. Nikita was kneeling by her side until she heard Virginia, then came our way.Besides Sikia, we had Pamela, Chaz, Virginia, myself and Nikita. Oneida stepping up was nice. She wasn't a great combatant, but we dearly needed the help. Gale joining us was, unsettling. Amazons don't play fair, so this could be a ruse.Against us were all three Zorja and both Meenakshi ~ I imagined Rhada felt she had something to prove to her mother. They'd picked up ten other Amazons and Rhonwenn Nemain. Klavdiya joined them to counterbalance her baby sister. Eight to seventeen ~ ouch."Damn," a familiar voice from my first days on the job spoke up from behind me, "we almost missed this." I didn't dare look over my shoulder. Desiree stepped between Chaz and Virginia. Rachel came up on my left and Tiger Lily on my right. At the tail end of our line was Mona, Meridian, Brielle and Wiesława. Fifteen to seventeen was looking much better, especially considering Desiree had brought five Security Detail warriors with her, all of whom were moving to further bolster our numbers."Rachel," Elsa looked to her underling, "you have no idea why you are fighting.""It is for Cáel. So it must be for a better tomorrow," Rachel laughed."Very well," Elsa smirked."You!" Mahdi pointed at me, and we both charged. It was a jumbled nightmare of clashing bodies, war cries and flashes of movement all around. Our side had two main advantages -While Chaz was by no means the best hand-to-hand combatant present, he knew the basic Amazon style and most Amazons didn't know his. Added to his overall height and bulk advantages, he bought us time.Of greater importance, Rachel, Tiger Lily and Mona had extensive training working as a team, which none of the opponents had.Elsa was the most dangerous individual on the mat. Pamela was the second most dangerous, so Elsa grabbed a couple of partners and ganged up on her to drive her off the mats. Chaz went next, out-Elsa'ed and beaten unconscious. The issue was, it took her too long to accomplish those two feats. By the time she rounded on me, Rachel and Tiger Lily, our half of the field had wiped out theirs. It was six of us (me, Rachel, Tiger Lily, Gale, Wiesława and Desiree) versus four of them (Elsa, Marlene, Klavdiya and Rhonwenn).Still, I was facing Elsa, so a judicious bit of treachery was required."Gale," I huffed and puffed, "please retire. I don't want you to fight your sister.""What?" Gale snapped. She'd taken a beating, yet remained feisty."No, fighting her sister is okay with me," Desiree scowled. "We are still facing fucking Elsa.""All the other women you have mated with have failed. I remain," Gale trumpeted."Oh, you are right," I half-turned. "All the reason you are more precious to me.""Really?""Of course," I deepened my introspective appreciation of her."Oh," and Klavdiya punched Rhonwenn. That was an 'oh, Cáel Ishara must actually care for my baby sister and not be just a Playa' on Klavdiya's part. Yeah. I'm a horrible fucking person at times.Rachel, Tiger Lily and I rushed Elsa. Marlene pivoted to ward against Klavdiya while Gale and Wiesława stormed in against her. Desiree helped Klavdiya finish drubbing Rhonwenn before they combined to force Marlene off the mats. Elsa chose to go down swinging in a dogpile of bodies. I took an ear-ringing blow to the head which allowed Rachel to apply a chokehold and it was lights out for the Head of SD.After some water bottles went around and those concussed returned to wakefulness, the resolution of the brawl was decided. Mahdi apologized to Sikia. It was short, terse and sparing of any empathy, yet was within the bounds of Amazon etiquette. She departed with Rhada, which left me to pick up the pieces, starting with Nikita's mom."Oh," the older woman moaned then, "Ms. Fredrickson? What are you doing here?""Avenging you, Mother," Nikita fluffed up the truth. "She, Cáel and the others cleaned house on the woman who jumped you and her allies.""Desk Sergeant," Desiree gave a curt nod."This isn't over," Larisa winced as she moved to a sitting position."Mrs. Kutuzov, it is over," I headed off a colossal waste of time. "This is my daily life and part of your daughter's life with JIKIT. You will find scant witnesses and no tape recordings of these events. This craziness is just another day in the life here at Havenstone. You stepped on the mat and thus became fair game to any physical confrontation an opponent cared to mete out. Consider this sovereign soil of an independent nation-state.""We," she looked around. "You kicked their asses?""Definitely," Pamela gave a feral snarl."This is plain nuts," she shook her head, winced in cranial pain, then put her aching head in her hands."One of the reasons we've put our dating in hiatus," Nikita comforted her mother while looking at me, and smiling affectionately.Ah, for fuck sakes! I was engaged to someone else and having a dozen kids by ten different women. How could I still possibly be considered viable dating material? Oh yeah, martial valor, laughing at death, I hung out with truly exceptional cool people and I would always be in need of saving, a plus for a crusader like Nikita.I had so many allies to tend to, but only one who seemed to be making an exit. I swooped down on Tad fi long enough to place her fingers to my lips."I'll be right back, friend of a friend in need," and off I went. I caught Tavi of House Stolgos just outside the door. She wasn't avoiding me. She'd been observing Chaz and he had been otherwise occupied.My British companion had played a pivotal role in the combat and taken his beating like a man. He'd been rendered unconscious. So had many others, so no stigma was attached to his loss. Post-battle, he had chosen to sit on his haunches, knees up, talking to several of the Amazons, both kneeling and standing. A few had been bystanders and a few others foes.He stayed on his ass to reduce his height advantage. Letting Amazons make eye contact while not having to look up at you created definite benefits. His good natured approach to his role in the fight and pummeling earned him positive vibes as well. He made it clear the tussle to him was not macho-personal. He was my 'brother / sister / sibling' spiritually-speaking via Pamela adopting us both as her 'grandsons', so my fights were his fights. Sikia had my (Cáel's) child, so that bond extended to her as well ~ family.Pamela and I had schooled him on Amazon psychology and those lessons were now paying serious dividends. 'The Male' hadn't wanted to fight them ~ 'Amazons are tough' he'd confessed, he knew this because he worked with several every day on JIKIT~ but family was on the line, so he fought. Mahdi had apologized, so the matter was settled. The other Amazons he'd fought? They had fought for their reasons and he was okay with not questioning them about it.Why? He was conscious of his conspicuous status as a 'guest', knew he was in no way an Amazon, and was not privy to what motivated them. He didn't want to be an Amazon. He had his own, much younger, martial tradition he was proud of, yet was eager to learn from the vastly greater Amazon war lore because 'winners' didn't have a gender-bias and no other tradition could compete with the Amazons' 3,000 years.Under normal circumstances, the women around him wouldn't have given credence to his praise. He was a male after all. Through the tiny tear I'd created in their insulating social fabric, Chaz was building upon his own exploits. In the after-battle analysis, the Amazons reflected on the realization Elsa had concentrated on him as her number two objective, second only to Pamela who scared everyone who knew anything about her. That bolstered Chaz's appeal.For the Amazons who thought a male would get all pouty and cry over being beaten up by a girl/girls, Chaz was breaking the mold. He wasn't angry. He was amused. The fight had been a learning experience and he'd felt honored to watch, no matter how briefly, a warrior of Elsa's caliber fight. He'd explained 'I', Cáel Wakko Ishara, considered Elsa one of the top 5 combatants I'd ever seen, which included Ajax the Unconquered. The others were Sakuniyas, reborn Amazon and former Queen of Assyria, Saint Marie, the Golden Mare, and Pamela, the Cliff-walker.More happy Amazons because the list's only non-Amazon was a dead Hero from the Trojan Wars and it was well known I 'got around' (aka dealt with violent outsiders.) Chaz was telling the truth, almost. The 'fifth' person on the list was Alal, but explaining him would be difficult, so Chaz edited him for this particular audience. Good man.In the hallway, "Tavi, a moment," I called out. She slowed down, took a few more steps allowing me to catch up."Yes Ishara?" she gave me her best neutral look. Yep. She was jealous."I beg two favors from you," I quickly went down to one knee in her path. That caught her off guard and left her in the awkward position of me being terribly close and staring up at her."I, I will listen," she muttered."I would like to know if you are pregnant," I asked very softly. Yes, she was, but she didn't want to tell me. She contemplated pushing past me. It would be very easy. "I know I am stepping beyond the boundaries between warriors. Please. My destiny has brought you two together. I am at fault here." 'Fault' was the key word."If I have a son, he will be given to the Queen," Tavi's face was stern and unforgiving. "He will live.""That's not what he's worried about," I shook my head. "He wants to be a father to your daughter, Tavi. He wants to introduce you to his mother and grandmothers, maybe his sisters too, if that can be arranged.""Huh?""He is not like me, Tavi. There is no other in his life, but you.""I, I will not leave my House for him," she protested angrily."He would never ask you. That doesn't mean he doesn't want to remain at your side for years to come. He can be a father to your child and not be a part of House Stolgos in the same way you can be a mother to your child and not be a part of Clan Tomorrow.""Oh," she furrowed her brow. "How would this possibly work?""I have an 'in' with the Queen," I winked. "I'll work out something.""He knows I will never stop being an Amazon," she elucidated intensely."Absolutely. He is an intelligence operative after all. He's figured a few things out for himself.""Why doesn't he tell me these things?""Tavi, he threw his body on top of me to shield me from a bomb blast, so he's undoubtedly brave, but telling you what is in his heart is scary for him. As his brother, I see behind his silence,""Oh, what should I do?" she was vexed."Go back in there, demand to speak with him and tell him the truth," I stood up."The truth?""That you are going to have a little StolgosTomorrow-ite running around sometime next year," I exuded confidential friendliness."Cáel Ishara," she tilted her head slightly, "you don't know much about infants, do you?""Nope," I pseudo-confessed. I actually did know something about newborns. I'd studied up so I could make a move on a cute girl whose free time was eaten up by babysitting, so I 'helped out'. Oink."They aren't 'running around'," she turned to head back into the gym, "until the ninth month at the earliest. Normally, running doesn't happen until the eighteenth month.""My fiancée has a three-year old, so she should be able to help me through some of the hardest parts," I babbled along. Tavi didn't give a crap.In we went. Tavi stormed straight toward the bevy of Amazon babes concentrating on 'her' Chaz."Color Sergeant Tomorrow," she abruptly interrupted. "A moment of your time.""Ladies," Chaz uncoiled himself from the surrounding women. The Amazons were either mildly put off, they thought they were about to get laid, or pissed off, they were sure they were about to get laid, and Tavi was stomping on their happy."Yes, Ms. Gentry," Chaz linked his hands behind his back in a 'rest easy' stance. 'Gentry' was the fake last name Tavi used in the outside world. She motioned toward the windows with her head. Off they went. I couldn't hear what was being said, but my lip reading skills were up to the task.T: (I am pregnant)C: (I love you)T: (Oh) ~ stunned. Go Chaz!C: (Well, I don't imagine the Amazons have a marriage ceremony and an Anglican service would be inappropriate, so perhaps we could research a Scythian ritual which could make both families happy) ~ delivered in the patented smooth Chaz style.T: (Marriage? To you?)C: (I will not submit to being anyone's slave nor would I ever ask you to submit to me. Outside of that, will you be my partner and my partner alone until the cliffs separate us?)T: (Amazons are not monogamous)C: (I am)T: (I will, I mean, can I think about this?)C: (I am not going anywhere, Tavi){Pause}T: (Did you put Ishara, Cáel Ishara up to this?)C: (Yes)T: (Why?)C: (I imagine he explained what I am feeling better than I could)T: (Oh, do you want me to meet your mother and grandmothers?)C: (Absolutely)T: (Okay)C: (Okay ~ you would like to meet my Mother and Grandmothers?)T: (No, yes, I mean, yes I would like to meet them and I am okay with you being with no other woman until the cliffs separate us, and I will do the same, no other males)C: (If I pick you up, hug you and kiss you, will your sisters freak out?)T: (I don't know)So Chaz swept Tavi up until her head was higher than his (a feat, considering their 8" height differential) and kissed her deeply. Mumbled words followed. Tavi wrapped her legs around Chaz's waist and out they went. Around me were angry murmurings of the 'did that Amazon just run off with our man' variety. Not my problem. I had plenty of different Amazons wanting my attention. Hallelujah!{8:00 pmDon't try this at home.I covered my face with a pillow and pressed down hard. I'd already tried breathing exercises, meditation and even contemplated more cranial trauma before thinking up this particular crazy idea. It took some mental effort and accessing some of my Alal-'pain sorting' skills to accomplish, but in the end, I felt myself 'let go'.I sat up."Hello," Tad fi beamed."Hey," I took a deep breath. Since we were talking, I must have passed out. Her eyes wandered over the room."Is this the world as you see it?" she wondered. Oh yeah, I had to be creating the environment for her to enjoy.Sikia was kneeling on the bed a foot away, her gaze moving between the two of us. The 'grayness' of her form suggested she was wholly in reality and not in the 'Ishara-space' the goddess had shown me and I was now sharing with my augur."This is how you see me?" she examined her fingers, her wrists, then some long locks of her hair."You are more beautiful," I answered. The impact of my words crossing over drew her eyes back to me. It was the magic of hearing for the normally deaf girl. I concentrated, peeled back some fantasy and attached a realistic form to Sikia. Tad fi followed my gaze."Your hair," she addressed her guardian, "It is lighter than I imagined."Sikia said something I couldn't understand, muffled as it was by my dreaming."I cannot hear you, but I see you through his eyes," the augur carried on her conversation. They touched. It had to be somewhat bizarre for Sikia. As she reached for Tad fi's hand, her friend intercepted the extended member. Their fingers intertwined before completing the journey to the guardian's lips."Don't cry, no, we couldn't have, no, we shouldn't have knocked him out sooner. I don't think he was aware of this discipline when we first met. Were you, Cáel?""No. Perhaps if I had understood more about the consequences of seeing ghosts, I might have," I tapered off. "Now that we know. I can try this more often.""Your health?" Tad fi worried."I might be immortal," I confessed. I was confessing because I was desperately seeking a way to share some of my genetic quirkiness with her ~ some strength to carry her through this pregnancy and spare her life, Dot Ishara be damned."And you would seek a way to spare me," she graced me with her gentle presence. Lying in the 'spirit' world was a whole lot tougher than in the flesh."Yeah. I've got some arcane lore rattling around in my head, plus I have a few outside sources I can ask for help. I'm not giving up on you.""I have foreseen my death.""Well, un-foresee it," I scolded her. "Dot Ishara told me we see what might happen, though nothing is guaranteed. So even your death isn't an absolute. Since it hasn't happened, I see no reason to let it happen. You are going to live to hold our daughter. If not, my immortality is worthless.""You can never save everyone. Sometimes you must let a few go to save the rest," she advised."If I find someone I'm not attached to, I'll let them go. I promise. Until then, I'm, ugh, I'm fading, and I'm keeping you.""We shall see," she murmured. I fell back into my body and into wakefulness."Now we have sex," Tad fi announced in a melodic voice."He is ready to perform," Sikia agreed. She was fondling my balls with one hand while her breath played across my rod. I sat up to see the augur climbing up the bed between my thighs. She kissed my glans, licked across its top, then kissed it again."I've got it from here," she told Sikia."What?" Sikia was confused. Tad fi's lips began to engulf my sceptre."Sikia, come here," I gently pulled on her arm. She was conflicted yet up some came.We started out with tender kisses on the lips. I kept drawing her toward me. My lips and tongue migrated down her chin and throat to her breasts. When she thought my target was her breasts, she was all onboard. That was a mere stop-off point on my journey, though I played around for a while.At the same time, I had to use subtle movements with my hips and clenches with my gluts to school Tad fi on her fellatio. Thankfully, I was doubly-blessed. This wasn't my first time schooling two girls at once and Tad fi could determine more from such minimal reactions due to her heightened sense of my muscle contractions through her touch than any other woman I'd ever met.When I began running my tongue in large lashes underneath her breasts, I confused Sikia once more. She was resistant as my hands on her hips pulled her higher so that my lips and teeth could tease her taut stomach while I twirled my tongue in her belly button. She giggled.I had been slowly wiggling down the bed, backing Tad fi up, so when it came time to mount Sikia on my face, I had the headboard room. I kept her muscular thighs securely in hand because the moment I had her happy, I pushed her up. She looked down, seeking guidance and I motioned her to turn around. She did the eye-ball math, realized she'd be facing her augur, and hastily obeyed. Of course, her movement on the bed alerted Tad fi through mattress vibrations.Sikia was sitting on my face, leaning down so she could run her hands through Tad fi's hair and along her face and lips (and my phallus). I kept my hands pressed between our bodies. My right made the sojourn to my pubic area to play around and give them both something else to suck on, my fingers. My left loitered around between Sikia's breasts and her clitoris when my lips were otherwise occupied.I could cup her clit with my tongue in a U-shape, rubbing it along my taste buds. Most of my time was taken up with my tongue broad lashing her vulva or tightly-twisted and delving into her cunt and my nose pushing against her brown hole. I could tilt myself up so I could make tongue-intrusions into her back passage as well. The first time, she squealed.Before she could decide if she wanted to make me stop (she did, virtually all first timers always default to asking their partner to stop, so you have to distract them), Tad fi wanted to know what had brought her reaction on. Then came Sikia's troubled revelation of what I was doing, how the augur shouldn't suffer through it, despite the increasing pleasure she was receiving, only to finally be unable to supply the answer as to why Tad fi shouldn't experience it too.Sikia shot me a treasured look of bewilderment. I'd brought her to orgasm with my tongue alone. I was a guy after all."Switch?" I suggested. Tad fi was still administering one of the slowest, most considerate blowjobs I'd ever experienced. She wasn't rushing toward anything. Sure, she was unschooled, but was devoting her incredible sensitivities to my pleasure and taking pleasure in her ability to bring me to such excitement."Change places?" she mused. "Okay." Tad fi's lips slid off me with one final, loud 'pop', then she used her spider-like fingers to climb up my body while Sikia traveled south. She lavished butterfly kisses on my face ~ childish, yet so very appropriate between us ~ and I mirrored the gesture.With some reluctance, she mounted me, facing Sikia. My tongue flicking across her clit on its first exploration brought out a joyous gasp. It only got better from there.The Long Slide Into Domestic Life:"Twins?" Hana snuggled into my arms. We were at her place, naked in bed together after a late late-night unscheduled meeting with some VIPs. Despite the late/early hour, she was alert, tense even. It had been a mentally stimulating late night encounter which had brought me to her bed."Yes. That is what Tad fi predicted," I inserted between raining kisses down on her forehead. Hana liked non-distracting attention when she was in this kind of mood. She was exhausting herself mentally as she was building up to being amorous."Ana-Călina and  rp d?" she worked over the names on her tongue. "They have a special meaning?""Only if you are Hungarian and Romanian," I teased her. She elbowed me slightly. " rp d was the semi-mystical pagan warlord who led the Ten Tribes who became known as the Hungarians ~ the Magyar peoples ~ into the Carpathian Basin, present day Hungary. Ana-Călina was born a Byzantine princess of the storied House of Basarab; she married Radu Negru, thus becoming the first Princess of a free Wallachia ~ the foundation for a free Romania. She was also the great-grandmother of Dracula.""So they are famous names with regional historical significance, did they live long, happy lives?"" Árpád, no one knows for sure. His kids were quarrelsome, but they did manage to found a dynasty at the start of the second millennia which ruled for three centuries.""Ana-Călina, yeah. I think so," I continued. "She lived into her seventies and her eldest son left his country stronger, richer and safer than when he received it. She did out live her husband by over fifty years, and got to see her youngest grandson bury most of his rivals, the kids from her husband's first marriage.""Ah, what?" Hana rose up until we were eye to eye. Since she was naked, her boobs swayed slightly as she did so. My eye flickered. "Eyes forward, Mister," she playfully barked. "What happened to all her other grandsons?""Wallachia in the 15th century was a tad rough and tumble," I evaded."They killed one another?""Mostly they were killed by conspiracies amongst their boyars, nobles of the time.""Why does, Tad fi want to dredge up these names again?" she kept eye contact."Not a clue," I pleaded."But you think it is important?""No. I think you are important. Screw Fate. It can name its own kids. We can chose whatever names make you happy, except 'Up'. Up's been taken.""You've named another of your offspring 'Up'? That's cruel, or does that mean something in another language I'm unaware of?" she shifted her shoulders so her boobs wobbled again. Of course, I broke eye contact. I hadn't had sex in hours and her boobies were right there, damn it!"Actually, Pamela and I named this secret agent in Hungary that, just to fuck with his head," I divulged."Oh. Pamela. I should have known," she slowly smiled. "You are being very well behaved," she added. Woot! She noticed I wasn't throwing her down and pawing her delectable flesh. "One more thing before the nookie.""Name them. Their dead," I pledged."Not necessary," her sigh turned into a giggle. "If I'm going to be having twins, I'm going to be rather big come late March. We need an earlier wedding date."Oh, fuck me!"What do you have in mind?" I tried to keep the creeping dread out of my voice."New Year's Day?" she suggested. I did a quick calculation. That was annihilating 78 days out of what remained of my bachelor life. In 114 days my life would cease having any meaning whatsoever. I'd be a Mr. to someone's Mrs. The end"Sure, I can arrange to be killed before then," stumbled out of my mouth."What was that?" Hana pouted."Nothing Dear. Cosmic psychic intersection with an Al -demon; don't know what came over me," I fibbed."Man up," Hana bit my nose. "Our marriage won't be that bad if we both work at it. It isn't like I'm demanding celibacy from you." Then she mouthed 'yet'."Wait. Did you mean celibacy, as in no fun at all, or monogamy, as in only 'happy time' with you?" I desperately sought clarification."Oh," she pursed her lips. "I meant monogamy. I didn't mean to scare you.""Oh, thank goodness," I sighed."Here," her gaze turned tender. "Let me make it up to you." Hana placed one hand on my shoulder and rose up my body until my face was gently nestled in her bosom. Then she wiggled back and forth, basically because I'm a big baby and easy to please. I was alternating which nipple I was kissing in no time."Mmm," she murmured. "I've missed you." Her other hand's fingernails coasted down my abdomen and found 'Mr. Happy' had risen to attention. Okay, he'd been hopping up and down on my groin since she'd said we were 'going to bed' 30 minutes ago. Hana decided wrap up my shaft with her hand, then applied a few tender strokes. I reciprocated by cupping her left tit in one hand, forming a mound with her areola at the center, and began to twirl from the outside inward to her hardened nipple with just the tip of my tongue.It was 4 a.m. Why was I taking it slow when I had my final work review with Katrina in three hours? Hana deserved this and more. Why was Hana doing it? She was her own boss, plus her life was careening wildly outside of anything she'd imagined before she'd first laid eyes on me. Half of the financial empire she shared with her father was suddenly in the hands of a military dictatorship, her beloved father was dealing with the murder of her hated step-brother and she was marrying a Prince in a European cathedral which required someone high in the Vatican's approval process to use.Yeah, her life had gone nuts. Worse, she loved me. And I wasn't the kind of man she ever thought she'd love. She'd thought she'd never love anyone again after her life with her asshole of an ex-husband and their bitter, contentious divorce. I was barely someone she could classify, and Hana was a terribly ordered and organized person. Saying my life was messy was being generous. I was some mysterious warrior-diplomat-playboy-aristocrat who hung out with people more bizarre than me.Hana picked up her tempo. I switched breasts. Her motor was really starting to hum. Any other night, I could have moved straight to revving her up to an orgasm. I had the time to make it two without any problems. A good one and Hana would be happy and drift off to sleep. Instead, I intuited she wanted more, so we developed our own game of cat and mouse with her climax, and its suspension, being our ultimate goal.My left hand danced down the back of her ribcage like playing keys on a piano. It was a light, teasing gesture. Her hair the color of tarnished gold cascaded down as she began placing her own kisses upon my crown. Each move by one partner evoked a response by the other. Hana ran my glans over her glistening labia, getting it nice and slick. I worked down her waist, cupped her ass, and then glided over her thigh to the back of her knee where I started tickling her. She snickered."You are distracting me," she murmured. I wasn't. I knew these things."I like to get the feel of every inch of your flesh," I responded. More mirthful noises from her. Slowly, her gooey vestibule rubbed against and over the top, until I felt myself entering. There, she hesitated. I propelled my hips an inch up, twisted right then left before falling back down, a micro-fuck."Ah," she emoted her approval. "My turn." Hana's knees spread to the side, making a memorable sound on the silk sheets as she impaled herself. This time she rolled her hips forward, back, then did a slow 360 with me  inside her, letting the slow progress over her spark memories for her to savor. "I never believed sex could be like this," Hana hiccupped."How so?" I knew the answer, but wanted her to put her chaotic passions to words. It would make her happier."Experimenting, silly. Stopping in the middle and doing, this," she reversed her hip rotations this time. "I never imagined a lover having such patience, or,""Yourself as being so openly sexually adventurous?" I finished."Yeah," she huffed. "I really, really owe your college professor, plus you and all your diligence, for this," at the last moment, she encountered the gateway to her G-spot. I knew precisely where that gem was. Previously, Hana had gained a vague idea where it was from the perspective of masturbation and our prior lovemaking. Now I had let Hana rediscover that joy with my cock as her tool to utilize as she wished."You realize pregnant women want even more sex," she hummed. She was vigorously working my cock now. Hana had bridged a huge gap, sexually. Normally, a woman of Hana's quality tried to please her man first with the hope her orgasm would soon follow. I was different. My greatest sexual gratification came from her ecstasy. She was confident in that now. By bringing herself to climax, she was making me excited for what would come next."That's okay," I propped myself up on one elbow now that Hana was riding me cowgirl-style. "I dig big chicks." The open-palm slap to the chest was a given."Hercege, you, you are horrible," she growled around a feral smile. The lip-biting, tongue-sucking kiss was equally vicious, primal and leading Hana to the end of her tether. Not only was Hana's sexual trust in me/us expanding, she was putting extra effort into her physical workout regime too. She might still have a ways to go to compete with an Amazon, but it was still going to be a great night."Hercegn , I am nothing but a twisted shadow of masculine lust whose every contour is cast by your muliebrous glow," I teased. Her eyes twinkled. Yes, definitely still going to be a great night."Okay," Hana yawned, "I give up. What does 'muliebrous' mean?" She'd been holding on to that for an hour and a half. It was five-thirty and I was dressing in my biking clothes before heading into work."From the Latin 'muliebri' which means 'womanly'," I answered. Her sleepy eyes drank in both my response and my physique. I had discovered another thing Hana liked and that was to expand her academic/linguistic frontiers. She was enchanted with the idea that I liked to engage her mind along with her body, sparking on all cylinders.She'd crawled over to my side of the bed, her head resting on my pillow, soaking up my scent as she watched me. I knelt down, kissed her on her ear, cheek and finally the side of her lips. Hana was beat."Have a good day and be careful," she mumbled. Her eyes closed. Her chest rose with one last, waking breath before her sleep rhythms took her."Ditto," I whispered. I snuck into  Annela's room and planted a kiss on her head as well. The craziness of my life had a way of cascading over to the ones I loved. Loved? Oh boy,7:00 am Monday, September 8th, Graduation Day!Brielle and her buddy were humming along as the elevator doors closed. Once more, my 'hellish' schedule demanded I change in the elevator. I'd gone to gun practice with my bike clothes on, so I absolutely had to change into business attire in the magic box, in front of them.Juanita adjusting my tie was a less than subtle attempt to strangle me. I was about to be late to my final 'start of day' meeting as an intern in Executive Services, so her chastisement would have to wait. Who would have thunk it? Juanita would have to wait outside for this ceremony. Paula raced with me to be the last one in, only to have Daphne grace us with the 'news':"The meeting won't start for another fifteen minutes," she grinned. "Katrina is bringing up the 'new hires' for the fall program."I finger-flicked my head. The 84 days as an intern was merely the 'training wheels' period. To really be a member of ES was at least a two year training process. The Amazons around me had started their training for this gig when they were fifteen and were eighteen and nineteen now, their ID's said they were older for legal purposes.In theory, my four years in college was counted as 'preliminary' training and provided things such as acclimation to outsider culture ~ aka 'acting normal'. Logically, I would train under someone like Desiree or Buffy for a year before being a full-fledged member of the service."How many this time?" I asked Daphne since she seemed to be in the know."Twenty," she grinned. "We are getting two."I noticed there was still only my tiny desk in Katrina's office. That meant the new guys would be out in the office pool with everyone else. Probably for the best. The ladies were now used to having a male around, so would be careful in what they did and didn't say. I yawned."Tired," Fabiola smirked."Oh yeah," I stifled another yawn. "Met an emissary from the Pope." Fabiola glowered. "No. Seriously. I met an emissary from Holy See. I let Hana know I wanted to get married in a highly improbable place, a ruined cathedral, so she contacted the Catholic Church and one of their guys wanted to meet with me.""That had to be fun," Tigger grinned. "What does the Cult of the Nazarene think of you and the Goddess Ishara?""We actually discussed polytheism and the place of an omnipotent, omnipresent being in the scope of things," I placed my hands behind my back and rocked back and forth. "It was quite interesting. The guy knew his shit."By that, I meant he was probably with the Pope's Secret Service as well as a Brainiac with a PhD in something. He'd promised to be in touch as soon as he heard back from his superiors. He had this hot chick with him who I suspected was a nun. And if his driver wasn't ex-military, it was because he was still in the service. On the plus side, Hana had been beaming when we left, which assured me the meeting had gone well, so we had sex from 4 AM until 5:30, thus my current fatigued state."Are you going to abandon your faith?" Fabiola taunted me."I don't have faith, Fabiola of Minerva. Faith would imply I don't know there are supernatural entities screwing with our lives. I know they do exist, I've met a few. To satisfy your disingenuous curiosity, we discussed the nature of the Weave and it being the possible manifestation of God's Will.""How did that go?" Paula appeared interested."He strongly suggested I should 'revisit my Catholic roots' soon. By that, I think he meant I'm supposed to start attending church regularly," I shrugged. "The Pope is sending an envoy to the Great Khan too, so odds are good I'm getting married," I pronounced the last bit as the doom-laden prediction it was."Oh, yes," Fabiola reached passed Paula and smacked me in the chest with the back of her hand. "That is for insinuating you and I had intercourse to my Mother and the Council.""Was that chastising me for lying, or for not making it so?" I winked."Ah, no!" she pouted. "Stop lying about me."I looked down at my phone."We've got twelve minutes," I double-pumped my eyebrows. "Want to go to Katrina's bathroom?""What! No!" Fabiola

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Battleline Podcast
Kegan "Smurf" Gill talks surviving severe trauma

Battleline Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 88:30


Kegan "Smurf" Gill a former military pilot who survived the fastest ever Naval aviation ejection. On here he discusses how he overcame that only to deal with even worse mental trauma to come. He credits alternative psychedelic therapies in dealing with some of this which we dive into as well. He is the author of "Phoenix Revival" available now, and we highly recommend you pick it up. Follow Kegan on Instagram @KeganSmurfGill and visit his website at http://kegangill.com Follow us:http://instagram.com/battlelinepodcasthttp://x.com/battlelinepod For 15% off select Fort Scott Munitions products go to http://fsm.com & use promo code: Battleline For 20% off your first order with Bubs Naturals go to https://www.bubsnaturals.com/?discount=BATTLELINE .. All purchases help to support the Glen Doherty Memorial Foundation Photonis Defense is the global leader in night vision solutions providing more high-quality night vision capabilities than anyone. Hunters, shooters, boaters and outdoor enthusiasts rely on Photonis Defense systems to make their adventures safer and more successful. Visit http://photonisdefense.com for more information; or look for Photonis Defense product options from your night vision dealer.   For full video of this episode, head over to our Youtube page: https://www.youtube.com/@battlelinepodcast

Tea Time UNFILTERED With Lovelyti
Umar Johnson addresses his daughter"coming out the closet" I will NOT walk baby smurf down the aisle

Tea Time UNFILTERED With Lovelyti

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 26:12


Umar Johnson addresses his daughter"coming out the closet" I will NOT walk baby smurf down the aisle

The History of Video Games

Pengo is here, and with it comes the classic block-pushing mechanic seen inside every dungeon and temple puzzle game for the next 40 years! But don't worry, this one has a cute penguin so it's worth it. We also check out Mrs. Dynamite by Universal, Smurf's Rescue at Gargamel's Castle for the Colecovision, and Wiping by Nichibutsu! (checks notes....it's not actually called Wiping right?!...right?....)Website -https://historyofvideogamespodcast.comYoutube - https://www.youtube.com/@historyofvideogamespodcast1994Twitter - https://twitter.com/HistoryofVideo1Email - historyvgpodcast@gmail.comHosts - Ben & WesMusic - Arranged and recorded by Ben

RubberOnion Animation Podcast
304 Flowers in the Landfill

RubberOnion Animation Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 88:09


Always timely, we talk this years' Oscars and 3 upcoming sequelboots! Timestamps: 3:00 The Oscars 2025 14:48 Flow 30:20 TRAILER TALK… 30:50 Smurfs 2025 45:14 How to Train Your Dragon 2025 1:09:31 A.I WATCH... 1:10:39 Hank Azaria NYTimes 1:19:30 The Problem of A.I. Reporting #RubberOnionPodcast@RubberOnion everywhere Patreon iTunes

Sooshi Mango Saucy Meatballs Podcast
The Cypriot Smurf aka Peter Kypri; Kidnapped in Cyprus!

Sooshi Mango Saucy Meatballs Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2025 35:11


If you’re a fan of quirky laughs, you need to hear Peter Kypri laugh—he has us in stitches every time! Peter talks about life in Cyprus, Cypriot culture, and the language. Carlo confronts him about his dig at Italian food, which leads us to question whether we have Greek ancestry (because of the length of our toes?). Plus, Peter recounts the time he was kidnapped at age 10!See us live on our 'Home Made Encore Tour'! Grab you tickets at sooshimango.com CREDITS Hosts: Joe Salanitri, Carlo Salanitri, Andrew Manfre Producer: Liza Altarejos Audio Imager: Nat Marshall Follow the Sooshi Mango Podcast page on Instagram @sooshimangopodcast and on Tiktok @sooshimangopodcast See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daily Tech News Show (Video)
The Smurfs of District 9 – DTNS Live 4976

Daily Tech News Show (Video)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2025 56:42


Bloomberg's sources say Apple is developing a new AirPods feature to do translations during in-person conversations. Apple says it will support encrypted RCS messaging with Android users. Plus what does equivalent title mean when it comes to swapping out unplayable DVDs? And its Friday and its time for the first great debates of the new year! Starring Sarah Lane, Tom Merritt, Len Peralta, Roger Chang, Joe. To read the show notes in a separate page click here! Support the show on Patreon by becoming a supporter!

Ouzo Talk
Cypriot Smurf – comedian, Peter Kypri

Ouzo Talk

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 114:36


Comedian and content creator, Peter Kypri, aka Cypriot Smurf returns to Ouzo Talk for another Ouzo-fuelled discussion... and this time he's brought a Cypriot guest with him! Also joining the boys as a last-minute addition from the bench is Sooshi Mango Manager, Harris Meitanis, who got way more than he bargained for when he accompanied Peter to The Distillery. A barrage of Cypriot ensues as the boys discuss everything from the entertainment industry, to online content creators, connecting with Greeks and Cypriots within the industry and much, much more!This episode of Ouzo Talk is brought to you by:Mr Roses: https://mrroses.com.au/The Greek Provideore: https://thegreekprovidore.com.au/Send us a text https://mrroses.com.au/?srsltid=AfmBOoqxc8960pjv3Wurn86dFcGVewLAqyATsIwwyQYWPBIZsflTO6FoSupport the showEmail us at ouzotalk@outlook.comSubscribe to our Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@OuzoTalkFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/OuzoTalkFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ouzo_talk/

Kneel Before Pod
February 2025 News Round-Up (287)

Kneel Before Pod

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2025 266:33


February is over but the news continues. Kneel Before Pod brings you a discussion of the news and trailers from February 2025. The conversation covers controversial entertainers, originality and Smurf versions of popular songs. Craig McKenzie can be found on this very site and over on We Are Starfleet on the Film Stories podcast network. Izaak Stoakes can be found on his Twitter. Angus Ballantine can be found on this very site and over on SoundCloud. Kat Kourbetti can be found here. Show Notes TV Reviews Craig's reviews of Superman & Lois season 4 Movie Reviews Craig's review of Captain America: Brave New World Craig's review of Star Trek: Section 31 Craig's review of Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens Craig's review of Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi Craig's review of Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker Craig's review of Bumblebee Craig's review of Black Panther Craig's review of Captain Marvel Craig's review of Black Widow Craig's review of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Craig's review of The Marvels Craig's review of Deadpool & Wolverine Craig's review of How To Train Your Dragon 2 Craig's review of How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World Craig's review of Black Adam Craig's review of The Batman Craig's review of The Flash Craig's review of Jurassic World Craig's review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Craig's review of Jurassic World: Dominion Craig's review of Tetris Craig's review of Luck Craig's review of The Accountant Craig's review of Legend Craig's review of Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City Craig's review of Interstellar Craig's review of Dunkirk Craig's review of Tenet Craig's review of Free Guy Craig's review of The Martian Craig's review of Spectre Craig's review of No Time To Die Graeme's review of Kubo and the Two Strings Craig's review of Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves Podcasts Donor Special - The Dark Crystal & Labyrinth Superman & Lois season 4 Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi – first podcast and second podcast Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker Bumblebee Marvel's The Defenders Black Panther Captain Marvel Black Widow Black Panther: Wakanda Forever The Marvels Deadpool & Wolverine The Batman The Flash Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves Trailers M3gan 2.0 Final Destination: Bloodlines Locked Sinners Smurfs How to Train Your Dragon The Amateur G20 F1 Fight or Flight The Accountant 2 Novocaine The Studio - Duhpocalypse Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning Jurassic World: Rebirth Friendship Superman Puppybowl spot Thunderbolts* Fantastic Four: First Steps The Actor The Residence The Man With The Iron Heart The Life List Eric Larue Borderline Bring Her Back Freaky Tales The King of Kings Lilo and Stitch News Marvel Studios exploring bringing back other Defenders cast The Punisher special presentation in the works James Watkins to direct Clayface movie DC projects update Matthew Lillard returns for Scream 7 More Masters of the Universe casting Buffy The Vampire Slayer reboot/continuation in the works Elliot Page developing Beyond: Two Souls TV show Just Cause movie in the works Zach Cregger to direct Resident Evil reboot Rebecca Hall joins Adam Wingard's Onslaught Kaitlyn Dever to join Godzilla X Kong sequel Ben Affleck to direct and star in Animals Rooney and Kate Mara to star in Werner Herzog movie Bucking Fastard Jake Gyllenhaal to lead M. Night Shymalan's new movie Anna Sawai rumoured to play Yoko Ono in Beatles movies Ke Huy Quan and Lili Reinhart to star in Bad Boy Madelyn Cline joins Day Drinker George Rolfi to write Daisy Ridley Star Wars movie William Shatner approached to resurrect Captain Kirk Ben Stiller to headline The Band Ben Jacoby adapting Thomas Ray Novella Silencer Kristin Wiig and Bill Murray to star in Epiphany Martin Scorcese's next movie Anna Maxwell Martin to star in For All Mankind spinoff Magic: The Gathering film and TV universe in the works Dungeons & Dragons live-action series in the works at Netflix Margaret Qualley, Josh Brolin and Guy Pearce join Ridley Scott's The Dog Stars Amazon takes control of James Bond John Lithgow confirms Dumbledore casting in Harry Potter series Benny Safdie joins Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey Mia Goth joins The Odyssey First look at Matt Damon in The Odyssey Misc Craig's appearance on "Academy Watch" discussing The Wild Robot "The Smurfs Go Pop" "The Smurfs Go Pop Again" The referenced Neil Gaiman article The referenced website highlighting the best time to go to the bathroom during cinema viewings The referenced musical adaptation of The Odyssey Music Niall Stenson's cover of the “How To Train Your Dragon Theme“ and his YouTube channel If you enjoyed what you heard here, please subscribe to Kneel Before Pod. If you have any feedback then we'd love to hear it. You can find us on Facebook ,Twitter and BlueSky. You can also make yourself known in the comments section below or you can join us on Discord.

Fortune Kit
243 - Purple Smurf (ft. Spencer & Cole)

Fortune Kit

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2025 62:56


Imagine your german shepherd brings a dead Smurf to your doorstep. Plus, Will Smith is taking over the rap game with the Sunday Service Choir. Featuring Spencer (@TGOFV_Pod) and Cole (@aryanblackgirl). Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

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Glue Factory Podcast
Ep 40: "Geriatric Stag-Do" Feat. Ray O'Leary

Glue Factory Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 47:10


New Zealand comedian Ray O'Leary (Taskmaster NZ) joins the gang to talk about British cakes, The Smurfs, and Nintendo. Check Ray out on Twitter here: https://x.com/rayolearycomedy Get the Patron-exclusive second part of this episode (over 35 mins of bonus content) on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/122768222 Follow us online to get Glue-related clips and updates: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@glue.factory.pod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gluefactorypodcast BSky: https://bsky.app/profile/gluefactorypod.bsky.social Twitter: https://twitter.com/gluepodcast

The Dick Show
Episode 450 - Dick on Hungry, Hungry Hooters

The Dick Show

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 140:37


Hooters shuts down, government employees have to explain what they do, my allergy to spending money, the LAX wedding, a woman flies a plane into the ground, how the government ruined camping outdoors, lying is illegal in Germany, napkin deniers, people who say they're running late when they're already late, show tapestries, robots that sit on the couch, two Israelis get into a gun fight over antisemitism, and a gay version of the Smurfs theme song; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Mike, Mike, and Oscar
Short-Film-Watchin' Calm Before the Oscars Storm + I'm Still Here & SB Trailers - ORC 2/15/25

Mike, Mike, and Oscar

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 71:18


We review most of the Oscar Nominated Shorts, I'm Still Here & The Girl with the Needle, update some of the experts predictions heading into BAFTA, react to VES, SCL & Artios + we recap all of the Super Bowl Movie Trailers and more! Updated Predictions from Experts, Our Feel + M1's Ted Talk on Oscars History - 1:29 OSCAR NOMINATED SHORTS REVIEWED: Live Action Betting Odds + Anuja on Netflix - 8:30 I'm Not A Robot + Radiohead covers - 12:42 A Lien + Horror Realism - 14:31 Doc Short Betting Odds + The Only Girl in the Orchestra on Netflix - 15:53 I Am Ready, Warden on Paramount Plus - 19:34 Instruments of a Beating Heart + Pandemic Kids - 23:41 Incident + A Lawyer's Perspective - 28:37 Animated Short Betting Odds + Wander To Wonder - 31:11 Beautiful Men + More Claymation Penis - 34:12 I'm Still Here - 35:22 The Girl With The Needle - 38:55 VES: Visual Effects Society Winners - 42:19 SCL: Society of Composers & Lyricists Winners - 44:13 Artios Awards from the Casting Society - 46:37 Super Bowl Trailer Reviews include Novacaine, Thunderbolts*, Lilo & Stitch, Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning, How To Train Your Dragon, F1, Megan 2.0, Smurfs, The Fantastic Four: First Steps - 48:26 More What We're Watching: M1's Twin Peaks: The Return rewatch, Tom Green's New Doc + Stand-Up Special, You're Cordially Invited, Goodrich, + The Before Trilogy & Anora rewatches - 59:27 OUTRO: What'd you think of the Oscar Nominated Shorts? Or what have you caught up with in terms of the nominees that you liked or disliked? Let us know. https://linktr.ee/mikemikeandoscar This is the calm before the Oscars storm as we enjoy one final Oscar Race Checkpoint before BAFTA.

Broken By Concept
Juicy SoloQ Stats EXPOSED (Best Smurf Champs) ‬| Broken by Concept 237 | League of Legends Podcast

Broken By Concept

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 91:05


We analyze some viral solo queue stats and find a way to blame jungle again.

Chicks in the Office
Taylor Swift Allegedly Upset w/ Blake Lively + Rihanna New Music

Chicks in the Office

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 96:41


Fran's intense table tennis match (00:00-36:09). Madison Lecroy & Brett Randle expecting first baby together (37:22-42:01). ‘Victorious' spin-off on Trina Vega in the works (42:02-46:32). Timothée Chalamet interviewing Kendrick Lamar (46:33-55:00). Rihanna has new original music for ‘Smurfs' movie (56:12-1:03:15). Taylor Swift rumored to be upset with Blake Lively (1:03:16-1:13:42). Beat Ria & Fran game 160 with Faith & Kaz (1:14:57-1:36:35). CITO LINKS > barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Analytic Dreamz: Notorious Mass Effect
"RIHANNA SMURFETTE MAKES HER DEBUT IN SMURFS NEW ANIMATED MOVIE"

Analytic Dreamz: Notorious Mass Effect

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 5:32


Linktree: https://linktr.ee/AnalyticIn this segment of Notorious Mass Effect, Analytic Dreamz explores the freshly released trailer for the upcoming "Smurfs" movie, set to hit theaters on July 18, 2025. Rihanna takes center stage, not only voicing Smurfette but also contributing to the film's music by producing it and writing new songs, including a remake of "Heaven Is a Place on Earth." Directed by Chris Miller and produced by Paramount Animation, this film blends live-action with animation, echoing the style of previous adaptations while paying homage to Peyo's original comic designs through innovative animation techniques. The plot sees the Smurfs on a mission to rescue Papa Smurf in Paris, surrounded by a star-studded cast that includes Nick Offerman, Natasha Lyonne, and Daniel Levy among others. This "Smurfs" film dives into a multiverse of pop culture, drawing inspiration from "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse" and "Barbie," presenting Smurf Village as an idyllic setting disrupted by an existential journey. Analytic Dreamz dissects the marketing strategy, the soundtrack's anticipated impact, and how this movie aims to blend nostalgia with contemporary storytelling, potentially marking a significant moment for both animation and Rihanna's career in film.Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/analytic-dreamz-notorious-mass-effect/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison's Loss, Petey's Taste for Underwear, Pencil Vending Machines (with Renee Colvert)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2025 71:09


Renee Colvert joins us to talk about pencil vending machines, Smurfs, the sudden loss of my mom, uncomfortable waiting rooms, Petey's taste for underwear and more! Plus we did a round of Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial