the Chumpcast | Nerd News & Movie Reviews

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 305 of The Chumpcast! We really are in a desert of good movie releases, but we still find plenty of useless junk to catch up on. Also, Kevin Hart goes full Sandler.    0:10 - Where the hell have you all been?! Wanna talk about stupid celebrity drama? 11:40 - TRAILERS! We've got a lot to catch up on, from Cobra Kai all the way to Lord of the Rings and creepy Pinocchio  28:05 - THREE WEEKS WORTH OF NEWS IN ONE DUMP! Try to keep up, I dare you 34:50 - A month worth of shows and bad docs, including but not limited to House of the Dragon, Hard Knocks, Sandman, and way more 57:45 - What happens when you give Kevin Hart an unlimited budget and no rules? You get a movie like Me Time, now available on Netflix and the 7th circle of hell If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 303 of The Chumpcast! We freed ourselves of Smithers this week, and had Jason come in to sit in his dumb seat. Enjoy as we draft the best movie/TV aliens and review the latest action/horror thriller, Prey! If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 303 of The Chumpcast! We are reunited for tales of stubbed toes, bad stories from cool events, and other dumb news. Also, The Gray (Gary) Man and Bullet Train!   0:10 - Mark doesn't understand the assignment, but let's review the unimportant parts of the last 3 weeks! 8:00 - Are you a degenerate gambler who loves fantasy football? Join our eliminator league! Head to our Discord server for more info 11:10 - NEWS and TRAILERS and CRAZY STUFF like Warner Bros canceling Batgirl. Also, Andor gets a delay, a better Pinocchio flick, and the MOTHMAN 33:15 - RECOMMENDATIONS because we have a whole lot to catch up on (like MacGruber, Harley Quinn S3, and Multiversus) 42:25 - We're reformulating our draft format, but in the meantime congrats to Cheating Brick the Rat on his hollow victory 45:55 - The Gray Man was a perfect name for a very bland Netflix movie, too bad this was called the Gary Man 52:20 - Could Bullet Train be the movie to redeem our episode? Who is the Diesel on your train?  1:01:35 - Next time on The Chumpcast… If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 302 of The Chumpcast! Mark is on site at SDCC this weekend, so long time friend of the show Jason provided bad takes in his stead. We also discuss one of the most hyped movies of the year in Jordan Peele's Nope. 0:10 - Peer pressure works, bad opinion fill-ins, and the tease that is San Diego Comic Con 6:50 - Biiiig time announcements from lots of filmmakers at SDCC, including the upcoming Marvel slate 22:25 - So many TRAILERS this week, mostly flowing out of San Diego…but John Wick returns! Game of Thrones, D&D, She Hulk, yadda yadda and so forth 55:50 - RECOMMENDATIONS! New games, old games, new games with old twists,  1:05:20 - Nope. The Spoiler Free version. 1:14:10 - NOPE. SPOILERS. SKIP. IF. YOU. DON'T. WANNA. KNOW. 1:23:45 - Next time, on The Chumpcast… If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 301 of The Chumpcast! We have tons of news, trailers, and thoughts to dump this week before we get weird with the latest season of The Boys. We remain in awe of their ability to deliver and continue to raise the stakes. Stay tuned for more! 0:10 - It's super weird that Darion wanted us to buy him a mask at Fan Expo so that he could take his shirt off for no reason 4:10 - Let's all agree to never leave our homes again since no one knows how to act anymore! 12:30 - TRAILERS! A Lord of Some Rings or something, Rob Zombie has never been told “no”, and important talk of vampire biology  31:00 - Microsoft and Netflix are partnering to bombard you with even more ads, Nintendo officially enters the film production space, and Black Mirror comes back with a bonkers cast 38:50 - RECOMMENDATIONS! The Bear made us hungry, new stand up comedy specials, and Mark vs Whole Foods 48:10 - REVIEW! S3 of The Boys needs to raise the stakes. Can they pull it off? 1:04:40 - Next time, on The Chumpcast... If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

No big show notes this week, just a massive THANK YOU! Yes, YOU! You have clicked and listened and mocked us enough to last for 300 episodes, and that is pretty damn special. WE LOVE YOU! If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 298 of The Chumpcast! We have tons of news, trailers, and thoughts to dump this week before get weird in the multiverse with the latest season of Umbrella Academy, streaming now on Netflix! Sorry for the shit audio, it was Brick's fault. If you haven't gotten your tickets for Fan Expo Chicago, what the hell bro? We'll be there LIVE for our 300th episode on July 9th at 4 pm! 0:10 - Welcome to…outside? We're all in the same place for a change! 8:50 - TRAILERS! TV shows with new seasons coming, whether you want them or not 24:00 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Tons of TV, Switch games for flights, PSAs for new releases, and more love for RRR (go watch it!)  40:15 - DRAFT TIME! This is it, the coup de grace. The winner-take-all draft of…weddings? Yeah, weddings. 49:50 - REVIEW! Netflix hit us with the third seasons of Umbrella Academy. Does it live up to the legacy? If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 298 of The Chumpcast! We have tons of news, trailers, and thoughts to dump this week before we dive into Spiderhead starring Chris Hemsworth and Miles Teller, available now on Netlfix. Also… 0:10 - DADCAST! How sweaty have your hands gotten??? Also, Ezra Miller sucks big donkey balls 6:00 - Mark is poor now because crypto, so he lashes out AKA FINANCE FUN WITH SMITHERS! 9:20 - TRAILERS! Russell Crowe returns to his FOIGHTIN' ways (it's a movie btw) and Ana de Armas does her Marilyn Monroe impression for Netflix. Also, why do we pick shows over movies or vice versa? 21:10 - Wonder Man is Marvel's next introduction to Disney plus. Where is this universe headed? 26:30 - Briefly remembering Tim Sale and the great stories he has brought us 28:30 - Ryan Gosling as Ken aka what Mark thinks he looks like, mole arguments, more Disney live-action with Guy Ritchie, and Kit Harrington returns as Jon Snow 40:40 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Mark pushes a documentary, Brick plays games, but all of it pales in comparison to the movie of the decade…. 49:20 - REVIEW! Chris Hemsworth, Jurnee Smollett, and Miles Teller's mullet star in Spiderhead, available now on Netflix 1:00:45 - If you haven't gotten your tickets for Fan Expo Chicago, what the hell bro? We'll be there LIVE for our 300th episode on July 9th at 4 pm! If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 297 of The Chumpcast! We have tons of news, trailers, and thoughts to dump this week before we dive into Jurassic World: Dominion! If you haven't gotten your tickets for Fan Expo Chicago, what the hell bro? We'll be there LIVE for our 300th episode on July 9th at 4 pm! TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Don't be silly, wrap your willy 2:10 - A mysterious creature caught on film outside a zoo in Texas has us scratching our heads and making awful memes 9:10 - TRAILERS! Netflix gave us a geeked week with Wendell and Wild, Hulu pushes a Predator prequel, a Sandman teaser, Chris Pratt is Pratting again, Jamie Foxx vs zombies, and a good look at Black Adam 27:15 - Is society ready for another weird-ass Joker movie?  32:20 - Who would you cast in a Duke Nukem movie?   35:25 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Let's take a minute to revel in the glory of the golden age of television! 44:30 - Jurassic World: Dominion was supposed to give us dinosaurs, not dino snores 53:45 - Next time, on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 296 of The Chumpcast! In a slow week for new releases, we decided that it was the perfect time to revisit one of this year's best films. Michelle Yeoh crushes it in Everything Everywhere All at Once, so let's discuss. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - We wish a very happy birthday to someone who we hope never hears it 3:30 - Congratulations Johnny Depp, you gigantic weirdo 9:00 - How much money is Sony going to lose because of some dumbass Morbius memes? 11:40 - TRAILERS! The acrimonious return of Louis CK, Bevis and Butthead continue to “do” things, and Kevin Hart job swaps with Woody Harrelson 19:15 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Free games, new music, and plenty more to kill time on your train ride 24:30 - We need your help determining the SUDDEN DEATH draft topic! 29:30 - REVIEW! Everything, Everywhere, All at Once deserves some recognition. Let's do it.  40:10 - Next time, on The Chumpcast… If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 295 of The Chumpcast! We're just in and out this week, but Top Gun: Maverick was definitely worth discussing. Also, maybe we drop some important news about an upcoming live show… TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - GUESS WHO HAS A BIG EPISODE COMING UP?!?! 7:00 - TRAILERS! Pinochio has come to haunt your dreams with bad wigs and makeup, but Netflix might be bringing the heat 20:45 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Obi-Wan premieres and Mark threatens to tackle children, Letterkenny spins off onto Hulu, Stranger Things returns, and more! 30:10 - A whole lot of TOP GUN: MAVERICK talk! 57:10 - Next time, on The Chumpcast… If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 294 of The Chumpcast!This week gave us a surprise masterpiece in the Chip ‘n' Dale: Rescue Rangers reboot! We obviously had to draft cartoons we want fresh versions of, and piled in plenty of nonsense. Enjoy! TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - A potential father of the year contender on our own little podcast who is immediately leaving his children 3:50 - The ghosts of dead people will continue to haunt our movies for as long as it is profitable  6:40 - TRAILERS! A wild ass video game, a litany of TV shows, and Netflix winning us back with original movies 30:45 - We shall be blessed with more Daredevil from Disney+, and maybe more Black Mirror 33:50 - RECOMMENDATIONS! A movie that you definitely should NOT watch, Love Death and Robots returns, and much more! 43:10 - Let's draft TV shows that we want rebooted! 53:20 - REVIEW TIME! Chip n' Dale, rescue rangers got your back 1:07:00 - Next time, on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 293 of The Chumpcast! Mark is inexplicably absent this week, so let's enjoy it! We finally got the ending of Ozark. Does it pass the smell test? TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - A new Chump in the world! Also general nonsense and a special remembrance of the iPod 5:45 - TRAILERS! Too many to list, but the highlights include Kobra Kai, Resident Evil, and hating James Cameron 21:30 - Christopher Walken in Dune? Christopher Walken in Dune. 23:10 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick is the kind of weird party games and proponent of Xbox Game Pass, and Smithers falls back on an old classic 29:00 - DRAFT! In honor of a truly terrible TV mother in Wendy Byrde, we pick the worst TV moms of all time! 36:00 - REVIEW! The final decision on whether Ozark is worth the 44 hours it took to watch 44:00 - SPOILERS FOR OZARK SEASON 4! You have been warned. 59:35 - Next time, on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 292 of The Chumpcast! Mark and Smithers ran the show this week, which is great because we got comic book heavy a few times. We also talk trailers, news, and tons of nonsense. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - RIP to a couple of comic book legends, plus a special “don't be that guy” and…horse racing? 5:00 - This is a new game we like to call “let's get Mark's hopes up only to crush his spirit” 8:00 - TRAILERS! Too many to list, but trust me…you're gonna want to hear this 25:15 - RECOMMENDATIONS! A quick and stupid watch on Netflix, a dark and serious watch on Netflix, and studios need to stop giving us half of a story 31:35 - Welcome to our spoiler free portion of the Doctor Strange Deep Dive! 39:00 - OH MY GOD SPOILERS COVER YOUR EARS IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET 52:50 - Next week on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 291 of The Chumpcast! Life has been weird lately, but it feels good to sit down and argue about shit that doesn't matter. For example, The Northman from Robbert Eggers. Also…. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Life is like….super hard and stuff, but we're glad to be back with you! Also, kids are bastards! 6:20 - SURPRISE, IT'S RECOMMENDATIONS! We love how much content is currently out there, including Winning Time, Halo, Moon Knight, Tokyo Vice, and more! 17:50 - TRAILERS! Thor 4: More Thor, Love Death + Robots, and the return of Chip ‘n Dale 27:25 - Netflix kinda seems like they're stepping in a big pile of something stinky…. 33:10 - A wave of nepotism rocks our draft world! Is there no honor amongst Chumps?!? 35:40 - DRAFT! Idk, party animals or something Brick is just gonna cheat anyways 49:45 - REVIEW! The Northman promises Viking murder and conquest. Does it deliver? 59:50 - Next week, on The Chumpcast… If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 290 of The Chumpcast! Mark is in a pissy mood, but that's not going to stop us from discussing the happenings of this week. Also, some Harry Potties. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - We try to will Mark into being hit by a train, RIP to Gilbert Gottfried, and diddlers are getting more brazen 6:00 - Elon might be an actual supervillain, because why else would you want to buy Twitter? 9:00 - Speaking of billionaires, Brick bought a 3080 graphics card and Smithers had to sell his prized possession 15:45 - TRAILERS! Bob's Burgers comes to the big screen, Mark makes threats of violence, one of the Cronenberg's is making more eff'd up body horror, and Stranger Things S4 pulls back the curtain 26:35 - The Fast and Furious franchise continues their crossover efforts with every other universe, will add Brie Larson 29:15 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Severance ended in infuriating fashion, Righteous Gemstones continues to rule, Mark loves murderers, Master Chief Check In, and Moon Knight 44:30 - DRAFT TIME! We didn't get to review Sonic 2 (awful) but we can still draft the best Jim Carrey roles 56:05 - REVIEW! This is the segment where actual Harry Potter fans get mad at us for discussing The Secrets of Dumbledore 1:15:45 - Next time, on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 289 of The Chumpcast! Morbius was such a mess that we needed AJ to join and discuss what went wrong. As it turns out, we don't know as many vampires as we thought we did. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Mark will defend Jared Leto and Machine Gun Kelly to his dying breath 5:30 - The first of many instances where we reference Will Smith slapping the shit out of Chris Rock 10:50 - TRAILERS! Choose or Die gives you two very obvious options, Dual has Karen Gillan and weird potential, The Sea Beast could be referring to an upcoming animated movie or your mother, and new Gru too 22:00 - NEWS! The endless reboots continue on a particularly cursed franchise, Jason Bateman + Scarlett Johansson + Chris Evans, and naked Willem Dafoe 28:00 - RECOMMENDATIONS! An Apatow movie that produces a giggle or two, an argument about a dumb video game, AJ bears his soul over a YouTube show, and Moon Knight 38:35 - DRAFT! How quickly will 4 people run out of vampire characters? 50:20 - REVIEW! Just how bad was Morbius? Is Jared Leto coming for your toenails? 1:03:50 - Next time on The Chumpcast (and more slap talk)…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 288 of The Chumpcast! Let's talk about Nic Cage, the best fictional cities, and other dumb stuff. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:15 - Strap on your New Balances, tuck in your shirts, and hold onto your butts, Mark's Minivan is coming! Also, racing is better than college basketball 4:50 - Mark's google search history gets a little dicey (furry) and Brick has the weirdest power 10:30 - TRAILERS! A weird look at the weird new Joker, enough of this Liam Neeson bullshit, and a movie about making a different movie 25:20 - NEWS! Nic Cage as Vampire John Travolta, Disney finally listens to Smithers, and Amazon is already bastardizing James Bond after owning the rights for 3 days 29:40 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Apple TV+ shows are killin' it with Severance and Mythic Quest, and Mark tries to sell you Paramount+ 42:15 - DRAFT TIME! What are the most kick-ass fictional cities? 54:00 - REVIEW! Sandy Bullock, Channing Tatum and Brad Pitt drag along The Lost City, but is it worth it? If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 287 of The Chumpcast! Our old friends Joe and Elise were kind enough to join us as we enjoy another Pixar flick and pretend to know things! You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Welcome to our beautiful disaster of alcohol and farts as we remember our 2 year long D&D campaign 9:00 - TRAILERS! Ms Marvel has arrived, Mike Meyers tries another comedy in a brand new era, another HBO show featuring crooked cops in Baltimore, a British Big Little Lies copy, Antonio Banderas is still Puss in Boots, and remember Jessica Biel?  35:20 - Joe and Elise pretend to know anything about Star Wars and The Mandalorian 42:00 - Your parents are better at finding the things that you like than you will ever be, deal with it 43:40 - RECOMMENDATIONS! We catch up on some comics, a rare board game recommendation, more comic books, and some hidden gems on Apple TV+ 51:40 - DRAFT TIME! Send us your favorite werewolf/were-beast/were-thing transformation! 1:04:30 - REVIEW! Pixar giveth, so we must revieweth. Turning Red came to Disney+ this past week, and we all saw it 1:18:30 - Next time, on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 286 of The Chumpcast! We're bringing you all the news you need and the dumb opinions you won't, plus a guy that doesn't know Star Wars talks Star Wars! You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Dad benders just aren't the same on St. Patty's day. You're either playing Dungeons and Dragons or in bed by 9 pm 5:10 - It's the most gambling time of the year when no one watches college basketball but bets anyways! 8:35 - TRAILERS! Mark infuriates Star Wars fans around the globe and then defends another ill-fated DC property, some middling Netflix property about being an awkward teen, and more gore in The Boys S3 18:00 - A sequel is coming to another classic from our childhood, but is it 30 years too late? 21:00 - Shawn Levy and Ryan Reynolds must really like spending time together 23:20 - RECOMMENDATIONS! BAH GOD that's BRICK'S MUSIC! Drive to Survive is damn near perfect, Mark caved and watched a bad movie recommendation, and Adam McKay takes on the Showtime Lakers 30:00 - DRAFT TIME! What are the best time travel themed movies or franchises of all time? 39:30 - REVIEW! The Adam Project reunites Ryan Reynolds and Shawn Levy, plus Zoe Saldana, explosions, Mark Ruffalo and…sigh….Jennifer Garner. 51:00 - Next time, on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 285 of The Chumpcast! Like everyone else on the planet, we have opinions on The Batman. Also, we murder a beloved franchise and butcher your financial dreams. Enjoy! You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:15 - We might have been the final nail in the coffin for a beloved franchise and also birthday parties for 2 year olds, and the evils of Cocomelon 6:25 - Mark and Smithers try to explain NFTs two years too late 11:20 - TRAILERS! The Bubble is Judd Appatow's Tropic Thunder, all of Chris Pine's movies look the same now, and Brad Pitt on a bullet train 25:00 - Anthony Starr might be channeling his inner Homelander and saying very cringey things 27:30 - Jason Momoa hates family and therefore will be the villain in the Fast and Furious franchise finale(s) 31:05 - Hollywood knows that you remember Will Smith dying in I Am Legend, but that's not gonna stop them from making a sequel with him in it! 33:30 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick gives a very “meh” rating to a AAA game, Diabolical will quench your bloodlust, and special JeenYus talk for an idiot 44:30 - DRAFT TIME! Hopefully a more competitive draft this week as we debate the best live action Batman villain portrayals  56:30 - REVIEW! Does The Batman live up to the hype? I guess it depends on who you believe… 1:34:20 - Next week, on The Chumpcast…. Ryan Reynolds in The Adam Project If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 284 of The Chumpcast! Everyone but Smithers got a nice relaxing vacation, but we're back because Peacemaker NEEDS to be discussed. Don't forget to send us your favorite animal sidekicks! You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Did you know that people from San Fran hate it when you call it San Fran? 6:00 - Three different takes on Pokemon: Arceus  12:40 - All my homies hate Putin 18:00 - TRAILERS! A biopic that centers around Elvis's crotch, Ozark has fully switched out their protagonist, Chris Pine and Ben Foster tell us a story we've already heard,  29:25 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Severance is weird if you're into that kinda thing, they're still making Disenchantment, and Euphoria is 25 year olds pretending to be teenagers pretending to do drugs 38:05 - DRAFT! You wouldn't know it based on Brick's results, but we select our favorite animal sidekicks 51:25 - REVIEW! We decided we couldn't continue without first addressing the brilliance of John Cena as Peacemaker 1:10:15 - Next time, on The Chumpcast….BATMAN! What are you expecting? If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to ACTUAL episode 283 of The Chumpcast! This week, we were joined by our affable and always well informed friend Joe from Guy at the Movies! We recap the Super Bowl, catch up on the latest from Hollywood, and review Tom Holland's latest action role in Uncharted. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Welcome to Joe, who is a big jerk who sees all the movies before we get to. 4:40 - Are we desperate enough to watch interim, non-football sports? Are we just stereotypical mid-30s white dudes? Also, commercials used to be good, and now they aren't. 14:30 - TRAILERS! What the hell is Nope, too much of Moon Knight and Dr. Strange, Ring of Power is ballsy and expensive, more of The Boys, and the return of serious Adam Sandler (uncut jaaaams) 31:45 - Stop making idiots and assholes into famous people, featuring the tinder swindler. 34:00 - Stranger Things is coming back again, then leaving, then coming back again. 35:55 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Smithers was stupid to think he could avoid an R-rated animated show, Mark calls Peacemaker the best show on television, and a book(?) recommendation from Joe. 45:20 - DRAFT TIME! What better time to draft our favorite movies based on video games? 56:15 - REVIEW! Tom Holland and a cast of well-played villains make this a movie that you might not forget entirely! 1:07:30 - Next time, on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 283 of The Chumpcast! We had a lot of fun this week talking about the “big game”, dumbass scammers, and Death on the Nile. Enjoy! You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Hello darkness, my old friend (aka football going bye bye), plus Jackass talk 9:20 - Here's where you, the audience, get to hear about how badly our Super Bowl bets went  12:55 - TRAILERS! The Adam Project, DC Flexin', Brick in Lightyear, and big ass Dinos 27:10 - NEWS DUMP! Netflix says goodbye to the Defenders, Futurama lives (again and again), Blade Running, and Oscar noms 35:15 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Book of Boba Fett gets better, Mark watches people climb mountains, improv murder mysteries, and the quarterback equivalent of Wonder Bread 48:10 - BEST MAN ALIVE! People are always going to try to scam you. You should screw with them, like Smithers did. 58:30 - REVIEW TIME! Death on the Nile is a movie, and we saw it. Was it good? YOU BE THE JUDGE! 1:07:20 - Next time, on The Chumpcast… If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 281 of The Chumpcast! You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Brick feels the wind through his ponytail as his blade slays invading Mongolians; they don't even see the cheeto dust fingers coming 6:50 - The entire podcast correctly picks Swaggy Joe Burrow to go to the Super Bowl 11:35 - Nothing can prepare us for the debauchery that will be Jackass, not even an actual flying jackass 16:45 - TRAILERS! Guillermo del Toro leads us to “Disney after Dark”, another show about a douchebag, Space Force returns 28:40 - NEWS! In the most obvious move ever, Jason Momoa has joining the Fast and Furious Family franchise, maybe many more Mortal Kombats, and a Chris Evans & The Rock Christmas movie 38:50 - Support local homegrown podcasts, not the ones that famous Hollywood jerks make. Also, Brick watched Home Team and the return of Saga 46:00 - DRAFT TIME! Most dysfunctional families in television shows? GO! 56:20 - REVIEW! Ozark Season 4 is back to be super blue and depression while you hate the characters but continue watching anyways 1:09:40 - SPOILERS FOR OZARK S4! You've been warned… 1:18:10 - Next time, on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 280 of The Chumpcast! You know the drill, we're back. There's is news, plus some trailers and stuff. Also, The Last Duel starring Matt Damon, Jodie Comer, and Adam Driver. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:15 - Brick tries to poopy pants ruin someone's day because he's a jerk 7:55 - Microsoft will soon become a monopoly by actually buying Monopoly, the final game that they do not own 18:15 - TRAILERS! Funny people from New Zealand who play pirates, Apple TV stays weird, so does Cuphead, and Moon Knight looks metal as hell 31:50 - NEWS DUMP! Updates on Mission Impossible and Tom Cruise wanting to die, Batman is going to be too long, Mark is leaving us for his own YouTube career, butt cheeks, Apple TV gets Godzilla, and more! 42:00 - Can you BELIEVE how insensitive the Weber Grills promotional email about grilled meatloaf was?  44:30 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Peacemaker stays sexy, A24 stays weird, old wrinkly creepy people, butts, Ozark, and stuff 51:00 - REVIEW! Ridley Scott's ultra dark and depressing tale of honor, legacy, and douchebags. Matt Damom, Jodie Comer, Adam Driver, and Ben Affleck star in The Last Duel, now available on HBO Max 1:09:15 - Next time, on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 279 of The Chumpcast! Brick is taking a sick day, but don't fret! We still have plenty of time to discuss risk analysis of Pokemon cards, eating week old pudding, and the latest from box office in the new Scream Requel. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - A very special belated birthday, cowardly sobriety, and being bad at gambling 6:05 - Smithers laughs in the face of old pudding, most likely sealing his fate of getting food poisoning 11:20 - TRAILERS! Some stuff that might not be great (Studio 666, Kimi) and some stuff that might actually be great (Bob's Burgers, Last Looks) 20:30 - NEWS DUMP! Michael Sarnoksi directed the best movie of 2021 (Pig starring Nic Cage) and now he's directing A Quiet Place 3 28:15 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Let's talk about Peacemaker, and do you Wordle bro? 33:50 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Isn't opening first edition Pokemon card packs a bad idea? 43:20 - MOVIE REVIEW! Scream knows that you know that they know that you know what they're thinking 55:55 - Next week, on The Chumpcast… If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 278 of The Chumpcast! A slow weekend at the box office leads to plenty of mularkey, including a draft of the most iconic rivalries in entertainment. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Welcome to your wonderful new home! (It's just 600 Busch Light boxes taped together, $1.4M) 5:20 - Uncle Kyle gets married and wonders “Which celebs are marriage goals?” 12:30 - TRAILERS - Who the hell keeps takingLiam Neeson's relatives? Do ghosts live in video tapes because James Wan put them there? Is Josh Gad funny, serious, or neither? 22:50 - NEWS DUMP - Morbius delays, casting for a new Christopher Nolan flick, and weird Pixar stans 32:40 - RECOMMENDATIONS - The Righteous Gemstones returns, all aboard the Yellowstone train, and snakes aren't actually venomous we've just been lied to our whole lives 41:10 - DRAFT - we should have narrowed it down, but what the hell…let's draft iconic rivalries 53:30 - TV TALK - Mostly a check for Cobra Kai, since we have all become obsessed. Sprinkle in a little Ted Lasso

Whhhhaats up ya'll and HAPPY 2022! Welcome to episode 277 of The Chumpcast! We're back in the swing of things with a full draft, nonsense, and obviously a review of The King's Man. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Mark wants Smithers to buy him drinks, but doesn't want to actually hang out with him, Brick is a bad Coloradoan  6:00 - What's more dangerous? Driving a Ferrari, or snowboarding down a mountain? 8:50 - RIP to the real one B Wheezy aka Betty White 11:45 - TRAILERS! Aka movies for which we have already seen trailers, but they decided to give us new one anyways. Batman and Uncharted, anyone? 21:00 - Armie Hammer is being replaced in an upcoming movie from director Taika Waititi by….Will Arnett? Also, more squid game coming your way 23:50 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Mark is reading Teen Titans, Brick is into Kobra Kai, and Smithers is disappointed by S2 of The Witcher 31:00 - DRAFT TIME! Who are the best war heroes from ACTUAL wars that have ACTUALLY occurred?  42:10 - REVIEW! The King's Man is a pleasant surprise, considering that we've been watching trailers for it for 3 years 55:00 - Next time, on The Chumpcast….also Smithers tries to sneak in an “I love you” like a weirdo If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 276 of The Chumpcast! Merry after-Crimbus, we hope you all had lovely and stress free holidays. We had a new treat of a comedy from Adam McKay with a powerhouse cast, and Brick brought in AJ for some backup. Let's do this. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:15 - Welcome. Christmas is about suppressing your farts in front of loved ones  9:55 - TRAILERS! Dr. Strange's post-credit scene was just a trailer, Death on the Nile couldn't get rid of Armie Hammer, and The Northmen looks metal  29:35 - Spider-Man: No Way Home is the 3rd fastest movie ever to make a billion dollars 35:55 - The old “release it weekly versus drop it all at once” argument hits Peacemaker 39:20 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Come On Come On, Hawkeye updates, World War II docs, and more! Look at the range we have!  44:45 - DRAFT TIME! Assemble your crew of movie characters to save Christmas 1:03:05 - REVIEW! Adam McKay assembles a dream team for a wild, on-the-nose-but-still-funny Don't Look Up 1:21:45 - Next time, on the Chumpcast…

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 275 of The Chumpcast! Special guest Darryl joins the show this week so that we can give Spider-Man: No Way Home the love and attention it deserves. Also, a final and official ruling on the Disney Princess Debacle. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:15 - Can we just get a damn ruling already? I'm tired of talking about princesses 6:30 - TRAILERS! Kevin James is just a thicc Sean Payton, the Unbearable Weight of Being The Best Actor in History, a generic animated animal movie, A24 being weird again, and rom-coms making a comeback 22:15 - RECOMMENDATIONS! A real dad bro rec, Mark has a couch potato high def viewing addiction, and Brick won't shut up about Halo 25:00 - DRAFT TIME! Let's round out a list of our favorite Spider-Man costumes across all platforms 35:05 - Spider-Man: No Way Home spoiler free review and thoughts (stop clapping in theaters, dummies) 43:40 - SPOILERS for Spider-Man: No Way Home. You've been warned! If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 274 of The Chumpcast! Mark and I spent our weekend at C2E2 instead of at the theater, so we decided to talk a bit about Hawkeye and Succession instead. Don't worry, there's always plenty of shit for us to argue about. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:15 - Cheaters never prosper, unless they never shut up about it and just wear you down eventually 4:00 - Only sociopaths eat dinner after 8 PM 6:20 - TRAILERS! Tons of video game trailers from the VGAs 22:10 - Just a few reasons why a Blank Check remake wouldn't work today… 26:10 - MORE TRAILERS! Halo on Paramount+ and Sonic is back with new friends 33:50 - Extra life for Venom and Shang Chi, death for Cowboy Bebop, reincarnation for Mega Man 40:25 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Supercrooks (again), the South Park crew does it again, and polluting TO THE XTREME 44:50 - BEST MAN ALIVE! But also a dead guy plus some shady business practice from a car rental giant 49:45 - Let's check in on Hawkeye and Succession because the box office sucks this week 1:08:30 - Next time on The Chumpcast… If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 273 of The Chumpcast! Someone at HBO Max made a movie specifically for the 3 of us, so we watched 8-Bit Christmas. We also draft our Disney Princess Death Squads... You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:40 - What would a modern day Osmosis Jones look like? Also, Brick fried his computer 8:10 - Starting to think that none of us are console guys anymore… 11:30 - Shouldn't Sony and Microsoft be more upset about scalpers hoarding their product? 16:35 - We'll see you chumps at C2E2 in Chicago this weekend 18:35 - TRAILERS! None of us will see Dog with Channing Tatum for personal reasons, Peacemaker keeps getting more obnoxious, and a glimpse Across The Spider-verse  28:00 - Sony has an Xbox Game Pass rival codenamed ‘Spartacus' launching in 2022 31:50 - ‘Nic Cage as Dracula' is all you need you hear about this segment 34:45 - Tom Holland is going to continue playing Spider-Man until he's 47 and Mark divides everything by 3 37:30 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Why isn't anyone talking about Hawkeye? Mark loves tennis or some King idk, and Brick likes Super Crooks 46:00 - Succession talk, because we do what we want 49:20 - DRAFT TIME! Disney Princess death squad edition (don't forget to vote @thechumpcast) 58:50 - REVIEW! A slow few weeks at the box office leads us to 8-Bit Christmas, and it might have been made specifically for us 1:05:40 - Next week, on The Chumpcast… If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 272 of The Chumpcast! If nostalgia is your drug of choice, pack your pipe and enjoy the homage that is Ghostbusters: Afterlife. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - What if Smithers is an actual felon, Bulls fans travel, surviving the guillotine, and Halo returns 10:35 - Snooty Android users will get snooty emojis from snooty Apple users, losers everywhere rejoice and Jeff Bezos hands out complimentary colonoscopies 15:00 - TRAILERS! Live-action Halo is actually happening, Nightmare Alley is supposedly sans-magic, Turning Red looks adorably malicious, Riz Ahmed's sanity is in question in Encounter, and enough Spider-Man: No Way Home 29:50 - The cast of the Harry Potter flicks is reuniting for the 20th anniversary of The Sorcerer's Stone 31:50 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Mark opines on a live-action Cowboy Bebop and Smithers relives the glory of Tiger King 39:00 - DRAFT! First, a shitty movie suggestion from a listener and then we select the most iconic movie vehicles of all time 58:00 - REVIEW! Ghostbusters: Afterlife starring Paul Rudd, Carrie Coon, McKenna Grace, and Finn Wolfhard 1:15:05 - Next time on The Chumpcast… If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.