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    Ghostbusters: Afterlife and Oversharing - Episode 272

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 77:24


    Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 272 of The Chumpcast! If nostalgia is your drug of choice, pack your pipe and enjoy the homage that is Ghostbusters: Afterlife. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - What if Smithers is an actual felon, Bulls fans travel, surviving the guillotine, and Halo returns 10:35 - Snooty Android users will get snooty emojis from snooty Apple users, losers everywhere rejoice and Jeff Bezos hands out complimentary colonoscopies 15:00 - TRAILERS! Live-action Halo is actually happening, Nightmare Alley is supposedly sans-magic, Turning Red looks adorably malicious, Riz Ahmed's sanity is in question in Encounter, and enough Spider-Man: No Way Home 29:50 - The cast of the Harry Potter flicks is reuniting for the 20th anniversary of The Sorcerer's Stone 31:50 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Mark opines on a live-action Cowboy Bebop and Smithers relives the glory of Tiger King 39:00 - DRAFT! First, a shitty movie suggestion from a listener and then we select the most iconic movie vehicles of all time 58:00 - REVIEW! Ghostbusters: Afterlife starring Paul Rudd, Carrie Coon, McKenna Grace, and Finn Wolfhard 1:15:05 - Next time on The Chumpcast… If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Red Notice and the Coolest Versions of The Rock - Episode 271

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 71:20

    Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 271 of The Chumpcast! Mark and Smithers are holding it down this week as we discuss the latest starring The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot...it's Red Notice. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Smithers is an unemployed piece of trash because he's obviously a convicted felon or something 4:05 - We have agreed to keep hosting this show but only because YouTube has eliminated the Thumbs Down counter for our videos 14:45 - TRAILERS! Silent Night brings Kiera Knightley into dark comedy and Disney+ dumps first looks of She-Hulk, Moon Knight, Ms. Marvel, Baymax, and Secret Wars 20:20 - Let's run through all of this Disney+ content that dropped this week, regardless of how good it looks 33:35 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Smithers is trudging through Succession and streaming Forza Horizon 5 while Mark watched a Boba Fett documentary 38:15 - DRAFT! In honor of another Dwayne The Rock Johnson triumph, we're selecting the coolest characters that this big bald mountain of a man has played 52:20 - REVIEW! Gal Gadot, Ryan Reynolds, and The Rock team up for a very tropey heist flick 1:07:30 - Next week, on The Chumpcast... If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    Eternals and Hit Us With the Balls - Episode 270

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 91:02


    Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 270 of The Chumpcast! We're here to draft characters that have NO RIGHT to still be alive, plus a review of the latest Marvel blockbuster, The Eternals. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Mark tells us about the time he spent with JFK in Dallas this past weekend, plus Kid Rock's bar 3:15 - No one cares about Aaron Rodgers and his stupid opinions 5:05 - TRAILERS! The Book of Boba Fett will save us, Swan Song looks complicated, Stranger Things is allegedly still coming, Moonfall looks dumb, but not as dumb as Morbius 20:50 - Zack Snyder keeps talking about his Army of Darkness spinoffs and they just keep sounding worse 26:45 - The next Spider-Man movie will reportedly run for 159 minutes. What's too long for a movie? 28:40 - Seth Rogen is getting a Donkey Kong spin-off because nothing matters anymore 31:15 - I don't know about you, but I when I think of Garfield the cat...I picture Chris Pratt's face 33:30 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Forza Horizon 5 is BANGIN, Brick loved The Harder They Fall, and Mark checks in with The Long Halloween on HBO Max 42:45 - DRAFT TIME! Let's field a team of characters who should DEFINITELY be dead by now 1:01:15 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Gather round, children, to hear the story of the Pole Assassin 1:06:20 - REVIEW! Let's talk about Marvel's latest blockbuster, The Eternals 1:20:10 - Spoilers for The Eternals, you've been warned! 1:29:00 - Next week, on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Army of Thieves and Boo - Episode 269

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 54:19

    Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 269 of The Chumpcast! Army of Thieves caught us all off guard this week, so let's talk our way through it. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Smithers is angry, Mark is mean, and Brick doesn't care, so I guess everything is normal again. Also, video game updates and Nickelodeon brawls 9:25 - TRAILERS! Geralt of Rivia returns for Witcher S2, Buzz Lightyear might be a dirty cop, Wendell and Wild will reunite Key and Peele, and more Bebop 19:00 - Denis Villeneuve will get a chance to finish the movie that he released half of in Dune 2 22:40 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Inside Job on Netflix is a Rick and Morty clone, and that's a good thing.   We also talk Only Murders in the Building and Succession 27:30 - DRAFT! Heist crews, ASSEMBLE 39:30 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Everyone step aside, Brick has a headline dump for you 41:40 - REVIEW! Army of Thieves on Netflix was flat out surprising (in the best way) 52:00 - Next week, on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    Dune is Weird and Pretty - Episode 267

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 71:21

    Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 268 of The Chumpcast! We're back from a week of conventioning to discuss Denis Villenueve's sci-fi epic, Dune. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Recapping our first convention in almost TWO YEARS and the painful realization that we'll probably never make it to SDCC 11:20 - TRAILERS! DC FanDome brought us looks at the Gotham Knights and Suicide Squad games, Peacemaker, The Flash, The Batman, and plenty more. Also, Uncharted looks cool and so does Cowboy Bebop 32:50 - NEWS! Danny DeVito signs on for Haunted Mansion at Disney and Ryan Gosling will be the Ken to Margot Robbie's Barbie 36:50 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Mark is finally onboard with Formula 1 and Smithers has a soft spot for bad sci-fi comedies like Ghosts 45:00 - BEST MAN ALIVE! A group of hackers is doing the Lord's work by bringing Big Cotton Candy to its knees 49:15 - REVIEW! Denis Villenueve's Dune is weird and pretty, but is it any good? 1:28:50 - Next time, on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    No Time to Die and Questionable Spy Gadgets - Episode 266

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 91:09


    Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 266 of The Chumpcast! It's a final goodbye to Daniel Craig in James Bond: No Time to Die. Also, don't forget that our LIVE show is happening at Wizard World Chicago this Friday, October 15th at 8 pm on the main stage. See you there! You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Mark can't function without Insta, is also bad at fantasy football, and Smithers might be smelly kid 5:30 - Brick has joined the cult of lawn-supervising homeowners who watch the sprinkler and sip coffee 6:50 - Someone at Wizard World doesn't know who we are, because they're putting us on the big stage next Friday night 13:30 - Mark is going to Lambeau field, securing his new fandom of the Green Bay Packers because the Bears are leaving Chicago 17:20 - TRAILERS! A look and Peacemaker and his sidekick Eagley, House of the Dragon is better have some goddamned dragons, and this new Resident Evil flick looks absolutely brutal (in the bad way) RECOMMENDATIONS! our resident Battlefield gamer stan, being a sucker for The Muppets and Steve Martin, and Anthony Bourdain's stories rule 35:30 - DRAFT! Let's see who can pull the most questionable spy gadgets out of their butts (ft creepy Remy) 56:00 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Would you believe that we had a consensus Best Ninja Alive? It definitely wasn't because no one else did any research…. 1:02:15 - REVIEW! Daniel Craig's final ride as James Bond in No Time to Die 1:20:30 - SPOILERS for No Time to Die! You've been warned 1:28:50 - Next time, on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Venom: Let There Be Carnage and The Most Iconic Duos - Episode 265

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 66:16

    Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 265 of The Chumpcast! It's just Mark and Smithers this week, but that's an ample cast to dismantle the disaster that was Venom: Let There Be Carnage. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:15 - Welcome, cameras are dumb, pay for movers if you can, and a grown up Ikea furniture discussion 3:00 - Our old friend Uncle Kyle shits ALL OVER one of Mark's draft picks 6:20 - Time doesn't mean anything anymore and employers are dumb as hell 9:15 - TRAILERS! My Hero Academia has a full length theater experience coming, another “Best Animated Picture” contender coming from Disney, and INCREDIBLE live-action Cowboy Bebop intro, Army Of Thieves looks better than Army of the Dead, and and extra creepy Stranger Things trailer 22:10 - NEWS! ScarJo gets PAAAIIIID but we will never know how much, Mark loves Home Alone 3, Smithers has a blood feud with a 4 year old, and AppleTV+ has preemptively renewed Invasion 27:15 - RECOMMENDATIONS! A check in on a major precedent setting lawsuit triggered by Squid Game, Mark has a way to save you some cash, and Smithers is still a romantic for The Simpsons  32:20 - DRAFT TIME! Who has the best list of iconic duos from TV and film and why is it Smithers? 45:20 - BEST MAN ALIVE! A man joins his own search party to find himself, the ultimate response to getting fired from your construction job, and a money making hamster name Mr. Gox 52:50 - REVIEW! Venom: Let There Be Carnage might have sucked, but we hope that you enjoyed it either way 1:03:50 - Next week, on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    The Guilty and Awful Jobs in Movies - Episode 264

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 62:49


    Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 264 of The Chumpcast! We're coming to you live from new...chairs? Anyways, Jake Gyllenhaal stars in The Guilty You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - New lair new chairs who dis and be wary of sneaky drinks 7:00 - TRAILERS! The Muppets are all the way back (Muppets: Haunted Mansion), Megan Fox keeps making cringey movies (Night Teeth), alien recycling (Invasion), a new way to sniff Shakespeare's farts (The Tragedy of Macbeth), a monkey hitman (Hitmonkey, duh), and Tom Hanks has weird priorities (Finch) 21:40 - Corporate Disney does whatever it takes to retain the rights to the characters that make them rich 25:20 - A Super Mario movie that will require zero advertising to sell us on it 27:55 - Disney+ is coming up on their 2nd birthday, and they have presents for us 29:10 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick is thinks The Foundation is GoT in space, Mark is reading the Chew omnibus, and Smithers is caught up in Squid Game 35:00 - DRAFT TIME! Let's pick the worst jobs from tv and film 49:25 - A very brief check in on a former Worst Person Alive  50:05 - REVIEW! The Guilty has a mean Jake Gyllenhaal with a really crappy job, but maybe he deserves it? 59:45 - Next week on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Prisoners of the Ghostland - Episode 263

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 49:18


    Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 263 of The Chumpcast! Raise your hand if you're ready to watch Mark lose another draft. Also, Nic Cage's mildest movie of all time, Prisoners of the Ghostland. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:45 - Hurricanes hate Mark because he has bad drafts and Brick is masquerading as an adult 2:10 - Rest in peace to a real one, one of the greatest comedians ever, Norm McDonald 5:00 - TRAILERS! Nightmare Alley from Guillermo del Toro, The Humans is a weird A24 flick, and Hawkeye is here to save Xmas 11:30 - HBO Max versus Amazon Prime is the fight that I didn't know we needed 12:40 - Anthony Mackie will play the lead in the upcoming Twisted Metal TV show 16:15 - Colin Farrell is in talks to continue his role as The Penguin in a spinoff HBO Max series 18:15 - Dan Levy just got PAAAIIID by Netflix 20:05 - Arnold and Danny Devito are coming back for a Twins sequel, Triplets, with Tracy Morgan 21:40 - RECOMMENDATIONS! A lot of documentaries from Smithers, Brick enjoyed Lady of the Manor, and Mark watched Minari 26:45 - DRAFT TIME! Pick an action movie hero to protect you from the alien mob! 38:55 - REVIEW! Nic Cage and Sofia Boutella in Prisoners of the Ghostland 47:30 - Next week, on The Chumpcast…. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Malignant, NFL, Farting on Couches - Episode 262

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 67:19

    Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 262 of The Chumpcast! Football is back and we've got a REAL wild ride of a movie to discuss in James Wan's Malignant. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:50 - Having people over to watch football is literally just allowing for someone to fart on your couch for hours 7:00 - TRAILERS! Ron's Gone Wrong, more Spider-Mans (plus some Wolverine), DC's animated Injustice flick, Don't Look Up (winner of the week), The Guilty, and a brand new Matrix 22:05 - Marvel has locked up movie weekends all the way into 2024 with 13 new releases planned 24:45 - DRAFT TIME! Who's your choice for the greatest whacky elderly character? 36:20 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick can't quite Game of Thrones, Mark is in on Cruella, and Smithers is going to watch Y the Last Man 40:35 - BEST MAN ALIVE! A heroic kitty cat deflection, Taco Bell requests your empty sauce packets, and the TRUE heroes of science get some recognition 47:10 - REVIEW TIME! James Wan's latest (and most ridiculous) attempt at a horror thriller, Malignant 58:05 - SPOILERS FOR MALIGNANT! Consider yourselves warned 1:05:40 - Coming next week... If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    Shang Chi and One Terrible Draft - Episode 261

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 95:58

    Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 261 of The Chumpcast! An early morning episode this week full of arguments about bets, stupid opinions, and of course...Simu Liu as Marvel's latest hero, Shang Chi. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:00 - Babies are made of rubber. Meanwhile, we're all old and dying 3:15 - A Lannister always pays his debts, even when they're based on stupid things that shouldn't be bet on 9:45 - Do we dare hint at a bad movie that a bet loser needs to watch, or should we maintain the element of surprise? 11:55 - All the kids these days are rippin' packs and losing their inheritance, and the return of the NFL has soiled Brick's pantaloons 22:40 - TRAILERS! Moonfall shows what would happen if the moon….fell…? Humperdinck is a bastard in The Power of the Dog, and Red Notice blends The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot 31:30 - IT BEGINS. Top Gun: Maverick, Mission Impossible 7, and Jackass 4 move to 2022 37:20 - DRAFT TIME! What fictional characters are worthy of swinging Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir? Let's destroy all of Mark's picks.  53:20 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Let's regroup on What If?, Brick Loves See on AppleTV, Army of Darkness is available on Amazon Prime, and Mark thinks he might like Vacation Friends on Hulu 1:03:00 - BEST MAN ALIVE! The Feds are finally working a worthwhile case, an illiterate person tries to forge a vaccine card, Bugs Bunny breaks ankles, and fuck hurricanes 1:10:45 - REVIEW TIME! Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings was killer 1:22:40 - SPOILERS FOR SHANG-CHI! Consider yourselves warned If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    Candyman and The Sunday Scaries - Episode 260

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 86:54


    Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 260 of The Chumpcast! It's Sunday night and we've got the scaries, but we also have some hot takes comin your way regarding Candyman! You can find us on all social media platforms @TheChumpcast. You can also call or text us as 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:00 - The Best/Worst names in college football for the 2021 season 8:40 - OnlyFans makes a VERY bold choice and now Mark has to sell physical copies of his feet pics 12:00 - TRAILERS! THE ETERNALS finally tells us what the hell their movie is about and FOUNDATION is eating more of Apple's production money 18:05 - DC continues to not know what people want, will produce a Black Canary movie 21:40 - Did you know that Disney+ is producing an Armor Wars series? Me either. 23:00 - Anthony Mackie will star in Captain America 4 and, well...meh 26:00 - RECOMMENDATIONS! I guess it's Madden szn? Brooklyn 99 returns, Marvel's What If? continues to please Mark, and Hard Knocks blows now 34:40 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Nude man knife fight, people making VERY wrong investments, the peak of internet, Jeff Bezos continues to suck, a man remasters a childhood favorite, a woman who is very unafraid of snakes, and the nerdiest arms race  46:15 - REVIEW! Reminiscence has us all very split with three very different viewpoints If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.  


    Reminiscence and The Bad Name Game - Episode 259

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 63:38


    Whhhhaats up ya'll and welcome to episode 259 of The Chumpcast! We're getting right back on schedule here with Hugh Jackman's latest crime/noir/retro futuristic thriller, Reminiscence. You can find us on all social media platforms @TheChumpcast. You can also call or text us as 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:00 - The Best/Worst names in college football for the 2021 season 8:40 - OnlyFans makes a VERY bold choice and now Mark has to sell physical copies of his feet pics 12:00 - TRAILERS! THE ETERNALS finally tells us what the hell their movie is about and FOUNDATION is eating more of Apple's production money 18:05 - DC continues to not know what people want, will produce a Black Canary movie 21:40 - Did you know that Disney+ is producing an Armor Wars series? Me either. 23:00 - Anthony Mackie will star in Captain America 4 and, well...meh 26:00 - RECOMMENDATIONS! I guess it's Madden szn? Brooklyn 99 returns, Marvel's What If? continues to please Mark, and Hard Knocks blows now 34:40 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Nude man knife fight, people making VERY wrong investments, the peak of internet, Jeff Bezos continues to suck, a man remasters a childhood favorite, a woman who is very unafraid of snakes, and the nerdiest arms race  46:15 - REVIEW! Reminiscence has us all very split with three very different viewpoints If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Free Guy and SploogeGroovin' - Episode 258

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 74:37

    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 258 of The Chumpcast! After some slight tech issues last night, we're back with massive spider bites all over our feet and Brick sploogegroovin' through music festivals. Also, Ryan Reynolds in Free Guy. You can find us on all social media platforms @TheChumpcast. You can also call or text us as 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:00 - Brick probably has the rona. Also, pick one and the other goes away forever: music or sports 4:15 - Against our wills, Mark shows us his submission for Wikifeet.com  10:20 - VOICEMAIL! Since we're old and never going to a concert again...what's the best live set you ever saw? 23:00 - TRAILERS! Nic Cage pitches us on the “wildest movie he's ever made” and the return of What We Do in the Shadows 30:15 - Danny DeVito is writing comic books now, and we would like signed copies please 33:15 - Tom Hardy seems to think we'll be getting a third Venom movie, plus a first look at Moon Knight? 38:15 - HBO Max has confirmed that they will release a reconfigured (fixed) app….in 2022 41:40 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick is 3 episodes deep into Reservation Dogs, Mark caved for Ted Lasso, and Smithers has a doc on a famous sports brawl 48:25 - BEST MAN ALIVE! We lament the return of the No Fun League, a hero fights off Darth Gator, and a nerd bringing us the inventions we actually need 55:55 - REVIEW! Ryan Reynolds is a free guy in Free Guy If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    THE Suicde Squad - Episode 257

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 85:40

    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 257 of The Chumpcast! Sorry for the late release this week, ya boy was out making an ass of himself at a wedding. Anywho, THE SUICIDE SQUAD! You can find us on all social media platforms @TheChumpcast. You can also call or text us as 847-920-6107. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    The Green Knight and Jungle Cruise - Episode 256

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 81:28


    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 256 of The Chumpcast! So heads up, we're working with some new software. I'm hoping you don't notice, but you'd be a lot cooler if you did. Anyways, you get a DOUBLE FEATURE this week with The Green Knight and Jungle Cruise. You're welcome.  You can find us on all social media platforms @TheChumpcast. You can also call or text us as 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:50 - Brick thinks about football 24/7 and doesn't want to change 3:30 - TEXTUAL QUESTIONS - Panda Claws asks our opinion on ScarJo suing Disney for more Black Widow $ 12:45 - TRAILERS! New footage from GHOSTBUSTERS, a dude bangs a sheep and now we have to watch LAMB, potential banger tunes in VIVO, a farewell to Jessica Walters via ARCHER S12, and a fun twist on horror from BRAND NEW CHERRY FLAVOR     29:20 - NEWS! Lakeith Stanfield and Tiffany Haddish will star in the HAUNTED MANSION reboot, and SWEET TOOTH has been renewed for season 2 34:20 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Mark definitely doesn't want to lead off. Brick is an F-BOY and has an ISLAND, Smithers prints a retraction on MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, also WHITE LOTUS, THE MORNING SHOW, SWAMP THING, and THE GRAND TOUR 44:55 - BEST MAN ALIVE! - Brick rambles about Madden ratings (I promise I trimmed it down), Mark is the only person on the planet that does not hate geese, and Smithers butchers an Olympian's name 52:35 - THE GREEN KNIGHT sure was a movie that we watched and had opinions about 1:06:40 - JUNGLE CRUISE has The Rock and Emily Blunt...but does Jesse Plemons steal the show? 1:19:30 - Mark is moving to Montana. Wave goodbye! If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.  


    Pig, because Nicolas Cage - Episode 255

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 80:36


    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 255 of The Chumpcast! I know that we have been facetious about the excellence of Nicolas Cage in the past. I assure you, this is no joke. Pig is amazing, and everyone should see it. More on that later... TIMESTAMPS! 0:55 - Monday is not the worst day of the week, and we have the facts to prove it. 4:00 - Do you smell chili and shitty beer? Football is almost back! 7:00 - The new Chucky trailer drops mid-show and we have no idea if we can stream reactions or not 9:10 - Is anyone surprised that Mark is going to Heck this week? 12:30 - TRAILERS! More of THE WITCHER, John Cena is coked out in VACATION FRIENDS, DEMONIC asks what happens if you just shoot demons, THE LAST DUEL is intriguing but lack Jesse Plemons, and JACKASS is all the way back! 39:00 - NEWS! Jungle Cruise 2 is happening before Jungle Cruise 1 is released, Jordan Peele blessed us with a new movie poster, and Colin Farrel is barely in Batman 45:25 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick loves Ted Lasso like a fat kid loves cake, Smithers shills a show he produces (plus Wellington Paranormal) and Moves that Made Us), and Mark is being a weeb and watching Demon Slayer  49:20 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Brick deprives us of dinosaurs somehow, Mark laments the shortage affecting Taco Bell, and another shitty news broadcaster gets busted 1:00:00 - The BEST movie of 2021 stars Nicolas Cage and a pig If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.  


    Gunpowder Milkshake LIVE AND IN PERSON! - Episode 254

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 67:57


    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 254 of The Chumpcast! Every so often, we get the opportunity to all be in one place and I very stupidly agree to set everything up outside. That was this week. Ignore the birds and airplane noises, cuz yer boys are back. Also, Gunpowder Milkshake, because fuck LeBron. TIMESTAMPS! 1:00 - Mark and Brick are tryna get stabbed, and Smithers's wife is gonna stab him. Everybody gettin stabbed here 4:50 - How long could you last with the hiccups before you decided that you would just go play in traffic or hurl yourself off a mountain? 9:20 - TRAILERS! Turning Red is Pixar's new adorableness, The Colony appears to be a mix of Children of Men and Mad Max, Deadpool + Korg = smiley face, Habit looks awful to everyone but Brick, and John Boyega has the best name and stars in Naked Singularity 25:10 - Valve is launching the Steam Deck, a handheld switch competitor that will house your Steam library on the go. Worth the big bucks? 30:30 - Netflix is officially entering the streaming video game service. What could possibly go wrong except for everything that has gone wrong for any company that tried this before? 35:20 - The entire point of having kids is to get them into video games and other shit that you enjoy 37:00 - RECOMMENDATIONS! A catch-up on Rick and Morty, Smithers is finally watching Dave and still won't shut up about Formula 1 (Silverstone GP this weekend!) and Brick is still playing the same video games because the rest of us have not download them yet but did watch Bohemian Rhapsody 42:45 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Frank Darabont absolutely FLEECED AMC for his Walking Dead money, Brooks Koepka is making golf fun by being a dick, and one man who dared to troll all of Frito Lay 53:40 - REVIEW! Was Gunpowder Milkshake worth the wait? If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.  


    What If...Black Widow Was Pretty Good?! - Episode 253

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 58:36

    Whaaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 253 of The Chumpcast! Smithers was gone this week, but nothing stops the eternal nonsense that is The Chumps. BLACK WIDOW MUST BE DISCUSSED! If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    The Tomorrow War and Donut Analysis - Episode 252

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 76:16


    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 252 of The Chumpcast! I hope you're ready for constant food talk, because I didn't eat breakfast before we started recording. Anywho, let's break down the ridiculous plot holes in Chris Pratt's latest Amazon Prime flick, The Tomorrow War. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:50 - Hot takes on donuts, crullers, and bear claws 4:40 - TMZ is now doing the most hard hitting UFO reporting for some reason 10:05 - Brick hates Starbucks coffee and Mark loves Sploogewaffels 12:05 - TRAILERS! Don't Breathe 2 is just blind Taken, A Dark Foe stars the next Tommy Wiseau, Beckett doesn't make sense but has John David Washington, and Clifford the Big Red Dog would be better as a horror/thriller 22:35 - We're getting a 2nd season of Good Omens and Neil Gaiman stays roasting people on Twitter 24:20 - Quiet Place 2 and Fast 9 are slowly but surely bringing back the domestic box office, but are we over theaters now? 29:40 - Another Simpsons crossover, but this time featuring Tom Hiddleston as Loki 31:15 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick with No Sudden Move since no one else seems to be talking about it, Smithers won't shut up about cars and likes Top Gear, and Mark is gearing up for Monsters at work 35:10 - BEST MAN ALIVE! One man successfully trolls the entire internet with the power of an opinion article about grilling, Mark wants to speak to the manager of Wal-Mart, a man kinda just...follows a cat up into a tree, and Richard Branson is cucking Jeff Bezos 46:20 - SPOILER FREE REVIEW! Chris Pratt, Betty Gilpin, Yvonne Strahovsky and Sam Richardson star in The Tomorrow War from director Chris McKay, now streaming on Amazon Prime 52:50 - SPOILERS FOR TOMORROW WAR (you've been warned) 1:12:15 - LAPD almost blows up an entire neighborhood and a look at reviews in upcoming shows If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Fast 9 aka FNine - Episode 251

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 70:41


    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 251 of The Chumpcast! I got enough texts and dms with the word “nipples” from last week, so I guess you're all still paying attention here and I need to keep talking. Anyways, Fast and Furious 9. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:55 - John Cena has never taken performance enhancing drugs and Smithers has never had a Busch Light 5:35 - TRAILERS! Sexy Beast on Netflix, the long awaited Sing 2, updates on Suicide Squad and Shang Chi, Schmigadoon?, bonkers Candyman, The Harder They Fall, Halloween Kills, and White Lotus. Phew.  22:30 - NEWS! Dune gets moved back 3 weeks, a Meet Cute between Kaley Cuoco and Pete Davidson, Scarlett Johansson in Tower of Terror, and another Cronenberg flick coming our way 30:40 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick has more games that he will bail on you for, including Chivalry 2 and Mario Golf, Smithers found a new brewery, a new Polo G album, and Mark is a softball try-hard 37:00 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Former Chumpcast guest Danny Parkins raised a ton of money for a great cause, Conan O'Brien's final week in Late Night, and an exorcism in Pennsylvania 45:30 - REVIEW! The moment we've all been waiting for, Fast 9. Or Fnine. Or FamNine If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Luca, E3, and TikTok for Old People - Episode 250

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 70:12

    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 250 of The Chumpcast! Happy Father's day to all you daddies out there. Hope your real kids love you more than my podcast kids love me, as I sit here editing a podcast on Father's Day. Anywho, this week was Luca on Disney+. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:55 - Brick the dog whisperer thinks he can alpha four pooches at once 2:30 - The boys explain TikTok to Old Man Smithers 6:40 - Can anyone get Brick to shut the hell up about Knockout City? 13:55 - Our resident G4mesDork catches us up on all the fun gaming news from E3 including Starfield, Advanced Wars, Guardians of the Galaxy, Avatar, and more 20:25 - Nic Cage goes all John Wick when his truffle sniffing pig goes missing 22:15 - Who would have guessed that we would need to stop and discuss a present day, Parkour themed Oliver Twist remake? 23:05 - Is Will Ferrell okay? Why does he keep doing these weird Indie style movies? 24:40 - If there was a meteor that was coming to kill us all, would you be reconciling your past transgressions OR partying your balls off? How It Ends aims to find out 26:50 - Our resident live-action Disney remake weighs in on a Beauty and the Beast prequel series 30:30 - In throwaway news, Gerry Butler's Greenland is getting a sequel and Big Mouth is getting a spin off 32:50 - What movie or show did you watch in public that DEFINITELY should not be watched in public? 34:50 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Mark is on the hunt for some rare Japanese mangoes and that is somehow not a euphemism. Smithers got an unwanted haircut from a fireball. The Chumpcast is looking for interns so that we can blame mistakes on you like HBO Max does. An elephant who thinks he's people. 44:20 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Rick and Morty is BACK, Mark loves Mare of Easttown, DAVE has returned to FX, and Mark thinks race car drivers die at alarmingly high rates 53:30 - REVIEW! Luca gives us a chance to talk about IIIITTTAAALLLYY and PIIIIXXAAAAR If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    Could Be Infinitely Better - Episode 249

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 63:30

    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 249 of The Chumpcast! This week gave us a chance to discuss Mark Wahlberg's latest “I am the greatest man alive and I know how to do everything” character in Infinite. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:00 - The heat of Satan's grundle, hiking (aka offroading on hiking trails), and stealing cake from a baby 4:30 - Owen Wilson's nose indent is more distracting than cleavage 5:30 - Gerrit Cole is the only person that doesn't understand the importance of lying in baseball 11:20 - TRAILERS! Brick talks Battlefield 2042, coming this fall 16:30 - TRAILERS! Invasion is coming to Apple TV+ and it looks like every other invasion property 19:45 - Please stop showing me TRAILERS! for Free Guy and release the damn movie 21:55 - TRAILERS! Fear Street is Netflix's next foray into horror, and they're taking an interesting approach 25:05 - TRAILERS! The brain of Kevin Smith has birthed a continuation of Masters of the Universe 30:40 - What is a sequel to Cruella going to look like? Is she just going to start murdering puppies? 33:00 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick thinks he's a hot shot because he got an early screening of The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard, Sweet Tooth is incredibly weird, and Smithers is goin' racin 40:40 - Mark is mister Type A, a man who actually broke the internet, unlike those cowardly Kardashians, a real-life Jonah and the whale, and our leaders are completely asinine. 51:15 - REVIEW! Marky Mark is here to show you how great he is at everything in Infinite If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do Some Stuff I Didn't Like - Episode 248

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 73:08

    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 248 of The Chumpcast! Mark and I are hosting this week because Brick is both in the same town as us and unwilling to come hang out with his fellow Chumps. Not that we're bitter... You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:55 - Mark being upset about some Jupiter's Legacy news is not how we thought this episode would begin 4:50 - A vindictive spider is stalking Mark via his shaggy rug 6:00 - The chat has some hot takes on A Quiet Place part 1, which sends us down memory lane for our movie hot takes 12:00 - Brick is dead to us, and always buy Lime Jarritos from the hot dog stand in a Home Depot 14:45 - TRAILERS! Hugh Jackman is back in futuristic Waterworld, also known as Reminiscence  21:40 - TRAILERS! Weird Neil Blomkamp is back with a weird demon movie called Demonic 23:45 - TRAILERS! America: The Motion Picture is the ridiculous satire that we need right now 26:05 - TRAILERS! Marky Mark is really trying to get us to watch this Infinite movie by pretending that he's in the Fast and Furious franchise 28:45 - Issa Rae has been announced as Jessica Drew, aka Spider-Woman 34:35 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Netflix drops Sweet Tooth, it's always Jersday, Mark hates himself enough to watch the Friends reunion, and Formula 1 returns in Baku 40:05 - WORST MAN ALIVE! A big time false alarm for a high school, an Amazon driver who is having the WORST day, and we try a scripted our AMC talk to no avail 52:50 - REVIEW! The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do Some Stuff That I'm Not Proud Of If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    A Quiet Place Part 2 and Mark's Gullet - Episode 247

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 80:37

    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 247 of The Chumpcast! Theaters are ALL THE WAY BACK and we made it in to see A Quiet Place 2, starring Emily Blunt and Cillian Murphy. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:50 - Mark would get us all killed immediately in the Quiet Place universe 5:15 - Smither me timbers, a porch pirate ye might be 7:15 - Uncle Kyle butt-dialed us, but also wants to know what bad movies have the best soundtracks 12:50 - TRAILERS! Marvel's Eternals sure does look boring, even with a bangin' cast 17:35 - TRAILERS! Gunpowder Milkshake is your next John Wick clone, starring Karen Gillan and Lena Headey and it really has the Jimmies rustled 20:05- TRAILERS! Last Night in Soho marks the triumphant return of Edgar Wright's weird movies 22:50 - TRAILERS! The Tomorrow War has Chris Pratt, Betty Gilpin, Sam Richardson, and a litany of time travel paradox issues 27:55 - TRAILERS! Jungle Cruise pretty much has to be good because of the cast and Disney's involvement 29:30 - TRAILERS! Marky Mark needs to go back to doing comedies with Will Ferrell instead of Paramount+ movies like Infinite 32:00 - TRAILERS! M Night Shyamalan needs to go away already 35:20 - Weekly recommendations include “giving up”, which is Brick's main recommendation. We also discuss Master of None, and Smithers plants his flag as a known Formula 1 racing dork 45:30 -  JJ Abrams is still threatening to make a Portal movie 46:10 - Aaron Taylor Johnson isn't going to stop until he's played every comic book character there is 47:50 - Who ever could have guessed that a live-action Powerpuff Girls on CW that would be too campy to be aired? 49:00 - Amazon continues to be inevitable, purchases MGM for $8.4 b-b-b-b-billion 51:30 - Mark brings the general mood down, as Mark does 53:15 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Glorious overlords at Amazon will now allow workers a smaller, single person cage to escape their larger, more densely populated cages. An Indian couple packs an airplane to get married at 40,000 feet. Mark gets nostalgic about Johnny Knoxville. 1:00:46 - REVIEW TIME! Was A Quiet Place pt 2 worth the wait, or was everyone in the movie too stupid to make this enjoyable? If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    Army of the Dead and Weird Zack Snyder - Episode 246

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 79:14

    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 246 of The Chumpcast! Brick and I had some fun discussing weird Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead this week. I also let Brick program the show for a bit, and now police all over Europe have launched a manhunt to track him down.  You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:00 - See you next Tuesday, Mark. Enjoy your vacation. 6:35 - Were you a Blue Barracuda? Orange Iguana, maybe? No, you were definitely a purple parrot. 9:40 - TRAILERS! Snake Eyes doesn't work for Cobra Commander so they're always fighting and that seems like unnecessary snake on snake hate. 12:55 -TRAILERS! If the Monsters at Work show is as unfunny as the trailer, those poor monsters aren't going to be able to power Monstropolis. 15:00 - TRAILERS! How the hell can HBO afford the cast for No Sudden Move?  19:10 - The world is burning, we might as well let Brick program the show and just do our recommendations now. Planet Coaster, Love Death and Robots, The Bad Batch, and M.O.D.O.K. 30:05 - Pretty soon all of Hollywood will just be a subsidiary of Haliburton or Nestle, and that's not great. 35:00 - DC is just going to pay The Rock to play every character that they own. 39:40 - A presumed virgin user inquired into US Copyright registries to pull the entire synopsis of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 from the internet.  43:40 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Sex toy theivery in Florida (obviously), a man catches a snake to the dome, dog bites cow while deputy tases dog while cow kicks deputy, a Harambe tribute in Virginia, don't kiss your chickens, the gracious folks down in Alabama will now allow Yoga in schools as long as you NEVER say “Namaste”, and a man who had the wrong leg amputated. 50:30 - REVIEW! Someone needs to get Zack Snyder in check because Army of the Dead is just a lot to take in. 1:06:00 - Spoilers for Army of the Dead start now! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. 1:17:50 - What's next for Zack Snyder and RIP to Paul Mooney If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    Jupiter's Legacy and Inebriation Accusations - Episode 245

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 85:05

    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 245 of The Chumpcast! Now...you're gonna hear some people try to tell you that I was drunk during this episode, and that's just a fallacy. It's a smear campaign driven purely by spite and envy. Lots of bad information out there. Also, I guess we watched Jupiter's Legacy on Netflix. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:05 - Doth thou even crush beers, bro? (Mark is the worst) 8:10 - Is one of our listeners casting Voodoo magic on people? (Yes.) 9:35 - Mark is bad at softball, but he thinks his team can mesh well if you give them a decade 12:50 - Smithers is potentially a moron; leaves keys in car during a rash of car thefts  17:30 - TRAILERS! WISH DRAGON will be the next Sony animated film that hits Netflix after the masterpiece that was The Mitchells vs The Machines 21:3 - TRAILERS! THE FOREVER PURGE reminds us that they've been making Purge movies forever 25:55 - TRAILERS! VENOM 2: LET THERE BE CARNAGE has turned the symbiote into your wacky roommate 33:50 - TRAILERS! The best trailer of the week shows us Dev Patel in THE GREEN KNIGHT and we still don't know what its about 38:15 - NEWS! Netflix is blessing us with more Millie Bobby Brown and Henry Cavill in ENOLA HOLMES 2 42:00 - NEWS! FXX is bringing us more Danny DeVito in animated form from LITTLE DEMONS 44:25 - NEWS! All of your favorite Adult Swim classics are returning via feature length film 48:10 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Radioactive booze lands some people in prison, the BFer 3000 ends up facing a judge in court, Mark gets trolled and, and Karen needs to put gas into whatever she can find 58:20 - REVIEW! Can Josh Duhamel save JUPITER'S LEGACY from the horrible special effects? Maybe! 1:18:25 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick is all in on LOVE, DEATH, AND ROBOTS, (Smithers agrees) and Mark calls J. COLE one of the GOATs If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    The Mitchells vs The Machines and Food Disrespect - Episode 244

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 76:16

    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 244 of The Chumpcast! We weren't about to haul our happy asses to a theater for the billionth Jason Statham movie. Luckily for us, we caught one of the best movies of 2021 on Netflix instead. It's The Mitchells vs The Machines. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:30 - The new Resident Evil game is just a big ol girl with the face of Thomas the Tank Engine who chases you around and impales you with her wolverine nails 5:20 - Brick lied about hating baseball and we have THE DOCUMENTS TO PROVE IT! We can also prove that ketchup belongs on a hot dog and that you should get over yourselves. 8:35 - What's more disrespectful? Slapping food out of someone's hand, or punching an idle sandwich? A debate that truly has no winner. 12:35 - VOICEMAIL! Cop Mike has a movie recommendation with some star power behind it 16:00 - RECOMMENDATIONS! That's right. We moved it.  25:25 - TRAILERS! A Quiet Place part 2 needed to remind you, so did Stranger Things, Awake starring Gina Rodriguez is coming to Netflix, and Tyrese is still acting in Rogue Hostage. 38:00 - Marvel says “Thank you” with a goosebump inducing recap and teasers of upcoming features 41:00 - Paramount+ REALLY wants your money, and they think that Mark Wahlberg can get it for them. 44:10 - HBO is making a pirate based comedy starring Taika Waititi and Rhys Darby because they know that you will watch this shit 46:20 - BEST MAN ALIVE! A lawmaker thinks that distracted driving laws don't apply to him, Mark thinks that bees can save us from Covid, and Brick found an armed school bus or a school bus with arms or something I honestly don't know. 56:55 - REVIEW! The Mitchells vs The Machines is the movie that we didn't know we needed and probably wouldn't have watched if it was a theatrical release. Thanks, covid? If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    Without Remorse and Arny Palmies with Vokky - Episode 243

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 76:28


    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 243 of The Chumpcast! The whole crew is back in one place to discuss the NFL draft, memorable theater experiences, alternative podcast names, and of course Tom Clancy's Without Remorse starring Michael B. Jordan. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:00 - BAD DAY TO BE AN ARNY PALMY AROUND THE BOYZ plus the best backyard activities 6:15 - Has there ever been a good video game made from a terrible movie property? 7:10 - TEXT QUESTION! Detective Vile asks: What would we rename the show if we wanted to be taken seriously? 10:00 - TEXT QUESTION! Uncle Kyle asks: What are your most memorable theater experiences? 14:30 - We are unqualified to talk about the NFL draft, so obviously we break down what everything means 24:30- TRAILERS! THE TOMORROW WAR pits Chris Pratt against aliens, but he has some people from the future to back him up 27:15 - TRAILERS! SWEET TOOTH is coming to Netflix soon, and it's some combination of weird and incredible. To be determined…. 29:50 - TRAILERS! In weird fever dream news, AMERICA: THE MOTION PICTURE will haunt your dreams 32:20 - TRAILERS! A weird heist movie in the same vein as FAST, but it has Pierce Brosnan and tons of weird shit 34:15 - TRAILERS! Steven Spielberg's WEST SIDE STORY is way outside of our specialty  35:30 - All FAST and FURIOUS movies are going to be played in major cinema chains leading up to F9 38:458 - Invincible has been renewed for 2 more seasons on Amazon Prime as Robert Kirkman continues printing money 43:30 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Mark awards a man for walking a super long distance in a mascot costume, Brick finds a Kiwi who calls out potholes in his own unique fashion, and Smithers talks about someone who has already been addressed on this very segment.51:45 - REVIEW! WITHOUT REMORSE starring Michael B Jordan is exactly what you expect from a Tom Clancy flick on Amazon 1:05:50 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick is reverting back to grade school with the new release of Pokemon Snap, Mark ANTI-recommends This Heard and Seen, and Smithers is pumped to watch The Mitchells vs The Machines If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Mortal Kombat and Brick the Haole - Episode 242

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 72:55

    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 242 of The Chumpcast! Haole Brick is back in town after a luxurious vacation, but Mark is still jet-setting to one of the Dakotas. Sucks for him, because he missed out on Mortal Kombat. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:00 - Everyone buckle in while Brick talks about the sick vacation that he took while we all worked for the last week and a half 4:55 - The next pandemic is already among us, and it's gender reveal parties where people blow shit up (also autoplay on websites) 9:40 - TRAILERS! Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead is definitely going to feature zombies getting freaky with each other because Zack Snyder 16:05 - TRAILERS! After a long wait, Love Death & Robots is returning for TWO MORE SEASONS 19:05 - TRAILERS! Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings is the Kung Fu movie we need right now 24:40 - TRAILERS! Werewolves Within stars Brick's fave comedy actor Sam Richardson and the AT&T girl 29:10 - TRAILERS! Apparently they still make Conjuring movies? 31:35 - Vin Diesel is going to star in a Rock'em Sock'em Robots movie that will win all of the Razzies 33:15 - Comic conventions are returning. Do we deserve this yet? Will anyone go? 36:20 - BEST MAN ALIVE! The king of slacking off is an old Italian man collecting paychecks for 15 years and a couple that feels that they are entitled to use your mansion for their corny wedding 45:25 - REVIEW! Mortal Kombat brings the heat as long as you set the right expectations for it 1:05:50 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick loves Ben Affleck so much that he saw The Way Back and he still shills for Apple+. Also, Smithers is still obsessed with Sasquatch documentaries If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    Nobody and Beloved Family Pet Price Tags - Episode 241

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 46:10


    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 241 of The Chumpcast! Welcome to the episode where I try to get Mark to sell his dog to Cruella DeVille. Also, Nobody starring Bob Odenkirk. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:45 - Anxiety! The Musical starring our very own Smithers 1:50 - Someone is offering Mark $750,000 for his dog. He's probably going to take it, right? 5:25 - Trying to explain why watching The Masters isn't the most boring thing on the planet 7:50 - VOICEMAIL! Detective Vile asks our thoughts on Smart Glasses like the new Razer Anzu set 13:10 - The painful truth: Your wired or wireless mouse isn't the reason you suck at online video games 14:15 - TRAILERS! The Long Halloween shows Batman tracking a serial killer celebrating holidays with MURDER 17:25 - MORE TRAILERS! Jupiter's Legacy from the mind of Mark Millar, coming to Netflix in May 19:45 - Paul Rudd plus adorable little marshmallow men can't cover the fact that Mark hasn't seen Ghostbusters 23:15 - Fine, also trailers for Those Who Wish Me Dead and Mainstream 26:45 - HBO Max might be regretting their simultaneous release schedule and could switch things up a bit 30:00 - Sony and Netflix have a new carriage rights deal that might spell trouble for premium cable networks 33:00 - A miniature BEST MAN ALIVE for a miniature Chumpcast episode featuring Doritos thieves and lying Zookeepers 35:45 - Oh god no we're running out of time...QUICK! REVIEW NOBODY WITH BOB ODENKIRK! 42:40 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Chill beats for anxiety-ridden weirdos and Search Party on HBO Max If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Godzilla vs Kong vs ADHD - Episode 240

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 72:32

    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 240 of The Chumpcast! Please join me as we desperately attempt to talk Brick off the ledge that is reality while we discuss pop culture happenings. Also, Godzilla vs Kong. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:00 - What is the best time zone and why does Mountain Time suck? 2:15 - Stupid Sexy Flanders will haunt your dreams 5:00 - Brick is basically a real life crab right now, scuttling across the sand 7:30 - TRAILERS - Space Jam 2 is the most obvious nostalgia cash-grab of all time 10:40 - Do humans have the longest hair, or is King Kong showing us all up? 14:15 - TRAILERS! Season 5 of Rick & Morty is the only thing keeping Mark alive 17:15 - TRAILERS! The Bad Batch is coming Ma y 4th, so get your ragtag crew prepared (but also Brick and Mark hate Star Wars) 19:00 - TRAILERS! Things Seen And Heard probably doesn't deserve to be seen, or heard from 20:30 - TRAILERS! More Suicide Squad means more of them ruining the plot for us! 24:45 - TRAILERS! Spiral looks like more recycled SAW footage with Chris Rock standing over it 26:20 - The birth of the Snyder Cut has signaled the death of The New Gods and The Trench, according to Warner Brothers 29:05 - Our old friend Donald Faison will play Professor Utonium in the live-action PowerPuff Girls reboot 31:10 - Oscar Winner Russell Crowe will make a guest appearance in Thor: Love and Thunder 33:00 - How many nerds will make the trek to SDCC this year considering that it's happening Thanksgiving weekend? 36:00 - Rian Johnson is getting PAID to produce his Knives Out sequels on Netlfix, but are there other sequels that we want to see them produce? 41:20 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Brick and Mark will fall for any April Fools prank and Smithers wishes he was a normal person who could do cool shit with machine learning.  49:10 - MOVIE REVIEW! Godzilla vs Kong vs our opinions vs my attention span 1:10:00 - RECOMMENDATIONS!  Second Star to the Right kicked off and it fucking rules, Pineapple Naturdays, Brick is constantly falling for April Fools pranks, and Mark wants to be a Concrete Cowboy If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    The Snyder Cut and Airplane Toots - Episode 239

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 102:41

    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 239 of The Chumpcast! I'm dedicating this episode to all of the petulant fans out there who have been crying on Twitter for the last 3 years. It's finally here….Mark's story about farting on airplanes. Also, The Snyder Cut. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:00 - Mark, known roulette guy and boring gambler, is currently between extravagant vacations so he is blessing us with his presence 5:30- VOICEMAIL! Kyle asks “What do we need a vaccine for in everyday life?” 10:10 - “Now I am become death, destroyer of toilets” - J. Robert Oppenheimer, probably 13:20 - Flying metal tubes that imprison you and 100 others with a billion farts and recirculated air 18:15 - Our good friend and Lever Puller Joe is launching a new show on Twitch! Check out Second Star to the Right and @secondstarshow 24:45 - TRAILERS! Made For Love looks better with every new trailer we get 27:10 - TRAILERS! The Nevers looks like the X-Men were transported back to the 1600s. Does HBO still save their best shows for Sunday night on their main channels? 32:10 - TRAILERS! Mark thinks that In The Earth could be the next iconic horror flick 36:25 - TRAILERS! Stowaway is coming to Netflix and will star Anna Kendrick, Toni Collette, and Daniel Dae Kim and may not suck if they actually decide to let them kill each other 40:30 - TRAILERS! What can we say about James Gunn's The Suicide Squad that the amazing trailer didn't cover? 47:15 - Unsurprisingly, Keanu Reeves will star in a live-action AND anime depiction of his comic, BRZRKR 49:20 - Disney has finally caved and as we all predicted, Black Widow will release on Disney+ Premiere 54:50 - Pierce Brosnan is going to play Dr. Fate and we don't know what to think about it 57:25 - Badass director Chad Stahelski is slated to bring Ghosts of Tsushima to the big screen 59:00 - BEST MAN ALIVE! But first, rest in peace to one of the greatest to ever bring you dry humor, Jessica Walter. Mark brings us a passive aggressive employer with memory loss, Brick reminds us where the Suez Canal is, and Smithers has an archetypical Florida Woman story 1:08:50 - Sigh...The Snyder Cut. Spoilers, obviously 1:31:50 - MARK SCREWED UP POST-APOCALYPTIC AGAIN! Anyways, back to Snyder Cut 1:40:20 - RECOMMENDATIONS! We're all slap happy at this point. Just go watch Invincible. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    Happily and Wizard Soldiers vs Hitler - Episode 238

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 67:04

    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 238 of The Chumpcast! Two Thirds of us are coming to you LIVE from beautiful Las Vegas while Mark is still passed out on a rooftop somewhere. Not to worry, as Brick and I will always have you covered with a movie review. This time, it's a really weird one by the name of Happily, starring Joel McHale and Kerry Bishe. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:30 - LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS MAYBE! WHO KNOES?!?!  5:25 - The Red Rifle Andy Freakin Dalton is coming to save the Chicago Bears 9:05 - The best internet video of all time of the week is a Power Rangers fight commentary 13:30 - TRAILERS! What if Sasquatch was the most prolific serial killer in modern times? What if aliens are really here all the time, but they just jump between dimensions? What if we're all crackpots?  18:15 - TRAILERS! What if WB just released Godzilla vs Kong all at once instead of a billion trailers?  22:55 - TRAILERS! Concrete Cowboy has a STACKED cast ft Idris Elba, Caleb McGlaughlin, and Method Man 25:45 - KINDA TRAILERS! We found the best part of Wonder Woman 1984, and it was in the blooper reel 30:35 - Humperdink Bumblesnatch wants to show that he can play a WIDE range of magicians 34:25 - BEST MAN ALIVE! A mother decided to deepfake some of her daughter's friends as twisted revenge, blockchain farts for sale, and a woman who held a very special birthday celebration 45:20 - REVIEW! Happily stars Joel McHale and Kerry Bishe as their group of friends despises how much they love each other, with strange consequences! 1:02:10 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Falcon and Winter Soldier is here to save us from the weird spring doldrums, and Invincible comes to Amazon Prime this Friday! If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    Raya and the Last Dragon plus No More Mooching - Episode 237

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 75:21


    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 237 of The Chumpcast! The gang's all here to watch Mark struggle as he tries to choose between all of the mansions that he'll be staying in with his bros. We're super empathetic. Also if you hang around, you'll catch our review of the latest Disney masterpiece, Raya and the Last Dragon. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:55 - Mark is faced with the most difficult decision that anyone has ever had to make in the history of existence 4:10 - Is anyone actually going to miss Pepe Le Pew, or do people just like to complain? 9:20 - Mark was gone last week because he was shredding the gnar 11:35 - TRAILERS!  Jeffrey Dean Morgan takes on the Virgin Mary in THE UNHOLY, we try to remember all of Sam Raimi's career, horror characters under three and a half feet tall, and Johnny Depp will tell us who killed Biggie Smalls in CITY OF LIES 22:30 - Netflix might be cracking down on password sharing and you moochers are boned 34:25 - Meanwhile, Disney+ crossed 100M users in just over one year after launching 35:20 - James Cameron is a petty little bitch and no one cares about his stupid Avatar movies 38:20 - Someone at HBO Max definitely got fired for posting The Snyder Cut instead of Tom & Jerry 40:10 - Mark tries to cash in his Super Bowl bet winnings in order to ruin someone's life 41:15 - Cocaine Bear. COCAINE BEAR! 45:20 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Fake Rick and Morty branded vape pens seized at O'Hare, getting your UPS driver to be absolutely SHREDDED, and a bean dip bath tub featuring Lana Del Rey 56:55 - REVIEW! Raya and the Last Dragon is Disney's latest success and made us like Awkwafina 1:10:15 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick is brushing up on the LOOOORE of Marvel Legends, Mark is reading the crowd-funded Keanu Reeves comic Berserker, and Smithers is re-watching Mr. Robot and checking out Devil May Care on SyFy If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Coming 2 America and Video Games are for Dorks - Episode 236

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 94:14

    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 236 of The Chumpcast! It had been a while since we took a look at the video games coming our way, so let's preview some games that could resurrect the industry with our special guest and League of Legends poser, Wub Wubbington. We also review the much anticipated (33 years later) sequel to the Eddie Murphy classic Coming 2 America. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:30 - The way to keep your franchise going is clearly to kill off some of the best characters (I'm looking at you, Kingsman) 3:15 - Warner Bros is punishing all the furries out there by un-sexyfying Lola Bunny in the new Space Jam 5:00 - Remember conventions? Do you miss them? Too bad! E3 is cancelled, you idiot! 10:15 - Wub has a Ms. Pac Man tournament to get to, so let's fly through this video game preview. What's missing from the current landscape? 14:30 - Halo Infinite might be in development hell and that spells big trouble for Microsoft. What are they going to do with all of these development companies they're buying? 25:40 - Can WB Games bring us a Harry Potter game that doesn't rely on legos to make it fun? 28:00 - Knockout City is a battle royale “shooter” that turns your murderfest into a game of dodgeball 30:30 - Back 4 Blood looks like (and most likely is) the spiritual sequel to Left 4 Dead from some of the original developers 36:50 - Can Rockstar keep pushing the envelope with a new Grand Theft Auto game?  42:00 - “Honey I Joined a Cult” tells you everything you need to know about it by the name alone 45:30 - TRAILERS! Thunder Force is exactly what we expect from Melissa McCarthy, Without Remorse gives us Michael B. Jordan on a rampage of vengeance, 15 Things you Didn't Know About Bigfoot marks the return of the mockumentary, Made for Love because we need all of the Cristin Millioti that we can get, and FX gets in on the streaming service teaser pissing contest 1:02:50 - Why is Hugh Grant being allowed anywhere near the next Dungeons and Dragons movie? 1:05:45 - The Daily Mail has photos confirming the return of Matt Damon and Sam Niell will reprise their roles from Thor: Ragnarok 1:07:45 - Entertainment Weekly released a deep dive showing off stills for the Space Jam reboot and LeBron James thinks we're all stupid 1:11:30 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Aliens are back and the government doesn't even bother denying it anymore. Also, they might be infiltrating the NHL… 1:17:35 - REVIEW! King Akeem has returned after 33 years for Coming 2 America, and its available now on Amazon Prime 1:29:20 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick is still insisting that everyone play the Hitman series of games, and Smithers wasn't all that impressed by the WandaVision finale If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    I Care a Lot and Zombie Anatomy - Episode 235

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 98:44


    Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 235 of The Chumpcast! I know I say this a lot, but I mean it this time. This might be the dumbest episode we've ever done. All of the idiocy culminates with a movie that we all hated but simultaneously enjoyed, which is so fitting for a stupid episode. I Care A Lot is on Netflix now. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:10 - Tomato ass Brick is having an allergic reaction to all these hot takes 4:05 - Nobody is asking about Lady Gaga's dog walker because everyone is focused on the wellbeing of her dogs 6:30 - Are things looking up, just like….generally? Are things maybe possibly kinda getting better? 7:50 - If you don't look at the gold after you mine it, you are an unadulterated sociopath 13:00 - No one appreciates a podcast producer 14:30 - TRAILERS! MODOK might actually not suck and will definitely be R-rated 20:00 - MORE TRAILERS! Pixar's next flick will be a merman induced tear-fest called Luca,  24:15 - MORE TRAILERS! The Rugrats are back and they look way different. Is this better, or does it crap all over your nostalgia? Also, Brick calls Reptar a fatass  26:40 - MORE TRAILERS! Zach Snyder's Army of the Dead comes May 21st and will almost certainly contain zombie boobs 32:00 - STILL MORE TRAILERS! Are Solar Opposites and other side-projects depriving us of more Rick and Morty? 36:40 - ARE YOU SICK OF TRAILERS YET? Our resident YA expert Mark weighs in on more Netflix novel adaptations 43:15 - Tom Holland's next Spider-Man flick has announced the films title so we are obviously going to try to discern the entire plot from it 49:45 - Disney+ dropped release dates for everything that we're looking forward to for the rest of 2021 (also let's remember MoviePass!) 57:55 - BEST MAN ALIVE! A man (perhaps HERO of a man) goes to extreme lengths to avoid going back to work, a birthday boy is in our midst, and young Florida Karens who think that they deserve a vaccine FIRST! 1:06:45 - REVIEW TIME! I Care a Lot is now streaming on Netflix. It has a lot of shitty people doing shitty things, but somehow it was not shitty 1:31:40 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Mark read The Department of Truth by James Tynion IV, Brick is in love with Ted Lasso, and Smithers got a little choked up over a tribute to Enda Krabapple on The Simpsons If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Nomadland and the Brisk Sniffing of Farts - Episode 234

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 70:11

    Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 234 of The Chumpcast!  Get your fart sniffing wine glass ready because we got a doozy this week. Frances McDormand lives in a van down by the river in Nomadland and it's getting all sorts of award season buzz. We're definitely equipped to review this.... You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:50 – Smithers is computer illiterate, while people younger than him are landing shit on Mars 4:55 – LISTENER TEXT QUESTION! Are we entering an age of good video game movies? Are there games that we want to see make the jump to the big screen? 9:30 – Brick has a new mortal enemy and it's someone's car alarm 10:35 – Okay, the murder part is over and we can get back to video game movies now 17:25 – Mark attempts to defend his honor; no one buys it 19:15 – TRAILERS! Mortal Kombat might actually be good despite corny dialog and stupid takes from media, The Snyder Cut LiVeS iN a SoCieTy even though people 4get about Ezra Miller's assault, Lucky is another time loop movie with a slightly different kind of setting, Cruella proves that Emma Stone should be the next Joker, Kevin Can F*** Himself is a WandaVision spinoff, Invincible remains atop the list of cool upcoming shows 38:55 – J.J. Abrams is bringing a John Constantine show to HBO Max, but it better not interfere with a Keanu Reeves sequel 40:45 – Paddington Bear will once again bless the big screen with his adorable presence 43:30 – BEST MAN ALIVE – A miraculous birth in Indonesia after a very brisk gust of wind, cloning adorable but endangered species to grace our Insta timelines, and a dog that is richer than all of you combined 49:00 – NOMADLAND starring France McDormand and all the farts you could possibly sniff 1:03:15 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Smithers is going to need a divorce attorney after playing Super Mario 3D World with his wife, Mark liked Justin Timberlake in Palmer, and Brick is catching up on his Peyton Manning love If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    Willy's Wonderland Plus New and Improved Mark 2.0 - Episode 233

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 72:12


    Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 233 of The Chumpcast!  Something felt a little bit off this week, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Doesn't matter, we have important work to do, because Nic Cage is out here released psychotic movies left and right. It's time for Willy's Wonderland. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS!   0:55 – Mark is the new resident alcoholic of The Chumpcast, and he was late as usual 2:15 – Probably the most boring Super Bowl ever, or DEFINITELY the most boring Super Bowl ever? 5:30 – The worst local foods associated with major cities and regions, including any possible stinky fallout 8:20 – Brick Carano has some thoughts about his favorite dictator 9:45 - VOICEMAILS! Thanks to those of you who sent us your stupid injury stories! 16:30 – TRAILERS GALORE! Happily stars Joel McHale and Kerry Bishe, Devil May Care is giving us more Alan Tudyk, Old is happening because people keep paying M Night Shyamalan, plus Falcon and Winter Soldier gives us all something to live another month for 26:45 – The Snyder Cut of Justice League is trying to sell you a meal kit to distract you from the bad Jared Leto Joker 30:35 – The Borderlands movie has added Jamie Lee Curtis and Jack Black to an already loaded cast, plus video game movie rankings 34:05 – Dan Harmon has yet another project to pull him away from more Rick and Morty 35:50 – More Face/Off? More Face/Off. 37:40 – HBO has announced their Ellie and Joel for the upcoming Last of Us TV show 40:50 – Voices that will ALWAYS be recognizable 42:05 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Gina Carano is now unemployed and Mark is the worst neighbor ever 49:10 – REVIEW! The long awaited Willy's Wonderland, starring Saint Nicolas Cage 1:07:50 – RECOMMENDATIONS! A Glitch in the Matrix was actually pretty lame and Star Wars Battlefront 2 is currently free if you have a gaming PC If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Bliss and (Alleged) Cannibals - Episode 232

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 77:30


    Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 232 of The Chumpcast!  Let's discuss our dumbest injuries, the demise of Bruce Willis's career, and a movie that some of us absolutely loathed but maybe the rest of the crew didn't. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:50 – This is it. The culmination of American sports. NASCAR IS BACK! 2:55 – What's the dumbest injury you've ever inflicted on yourself? Enjoy our pain! 6:45 – Super Bowl talk, including whether or not Tom Brady sucks as a human and a story 11:20 – Armie Hammer is definitely (allegedly) a cannibal and has for sure (allegedly) eaten people 15:05 – Jose Canseco is still out there crying for attention, again via dumb boxing matches 19:45 – Smithers is a computer hypocrite 22:35 – TRAILERS! Justice Society: World War II, Cosmic Sin and the demise of Bruce Willis, Moxie from the mind of Amy Poehler, and Heavy starring Sophie Turner 34:20 – Save Yourselves! was a sleeper of 2020, and now it's getting a TV spinoff 35:10 – Is there a Dracula/vampire story that hasn't been told yet? 38:40 – RIP in peace to Christopher Plummer, who was most famous for voicing a character in An American Tail 40:45 – IDIOT TRIVIA SHOWDOWN! Name a movie with a dance sequence. GO! 43:05 – A true sequel to Cloverfield is coming, and it won't be found-footage shaky cam 45:30 – Ryan Coogler of Black Panther and Fruitvale Station fame will develop a Wakanda based TV series for Disney+ 48:40 – Who's in for a comedic Batman-centric podcast coming to HBO Max? Once you see the cast list, you will want to tune in… 51:45 – BEST MAN ALIVE! The archetypal Florida man needs a ride home, a good friend sends us holiday cards, Brick calls in a fake 911 emergency, an amber alert for a Chucky doll, and Hitler's long lost toilet seat 1:00:35 – REVIEW! Bliss starring Owen Wilson and Salma Hayek left something to be desired 1:10:15 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Earwig and the Witch is the newest Studio Ghibli joint, Brockmire is still brilliant, and Brick loves Boss Level because Frank Grillo is his hero If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    The Little Things and Toothbrush Pleasure - Episode 231

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 84:14

    Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 231 of The Chumpcast! This was probably my favorite episode in recent history, but I won't spoil why. Let's just say...it gets weird. Also, we review a flick with some TRUE star power: The Little Things, streaming now on HBO Max. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:50 – Billionaire Brick is here to save us all from poverty with his investing savvy 3:50 – Listener text question! Panda Claus asks: what's it going to take for you to feel safe enough to get back in a movie theater? 9:25 – More stock market talk, because that's the biggest news of the week. Remember: you haven't made one thin dime until you sell your shares! 14:00 – Voicemail! Kyle asks: what bad movie will you defend to your dying breath, and why is it probably Power Rangers? 21:20 – Godzilla vs Kong trailer. Who ya got in a fight? Why? Is Godzilla a Lizard Person? Does King Kong have morals because he is a primate? 26:20 – SURPRISE TRIVIA! How many monster movies can you name in 30 seconds? 28:40 – Palm Springs is adding DVD-like commentary to the streaming options. Do you want to see more movie extra on streaming platforms? 30:00 – Not to be outdone by Netflix, HBO Max released their own montage of their upcoming exclusive flicks 32:30 – The Courier, a very Brick-style movie starring Buttercup CrustyPants 35:35 – The Mighty Ducks return in TV show form, including Emilio Estevez and WAIT WHO THE HELL ARE HIS PARENTS? 37:45 – Warner Bros is kicking around a TV series based in the world of Harry Potter. Pitch us the spinoff that you want to see 41:50 – George Clooney will play Buck Rogers in a miniseries written by Brian K Vaughn of Saga and Y The Last Man fame 43:45 – As of March 18th, we will be cursed with the plague that is the Snyder cut of Justice League 45:10 – BEST MAN ALIVE! A woman gets stabby after seeing an old picture of her with her husband, batshit crazy people continue to be elected into positions of power, a monolith speculation update, and a very creative way to catch a robber 53:15 – REVIEW! The Little Things starring Denzel Washington, Rami Malek, and Jared Leto 1:08:30 – SPOILERS for The Little Things. You've been warned! 1:20:15 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Hitman 3, Magic for Humans “live” show, and Resident Alien on SyFy If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    One Night in Miami and Crybaby Chris Nolan - Episode 230

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 89:28


    Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 230 of The Chumpcast! Jesus, that's like…229 episodes too many, but thanks for downloading so you can listen to us argue about whether Christopher Nolan is a piece of shit. Also, we watched One Night in Miami and it was dope. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:50 – Nothing interesting is happening, so we're gonna need Brick to get into another car accident 3:30 – The trailer for Psycho Goreman put us all on full tilt. Too much genius for us to handle 5:55 – Let's check in on our NFL predictions… 8:45 – What the hell is a well double? 15:10 –The Invincible sneak peek has us VERY excited, and apparently people still play Words with Friends 20:20 – Brick hits us with a surprise quiz show that proves how little we know about movies 24:30 – A movie about Nazi Zombies riding flying sharks, who says no? 27:00 – Mark is gonna LOVE Fate: The Winx saga on Netflix 28:45 – What movie are you looking forward to most? It doesn't matter, because it's been delayed (unless its Godzilla vs Kong) 34:45 – Christopher Nolan is still crying about Warner Bros releasing movies on HBO Max 44:10 – Ethan Hawke has been cast as the antagonist in the upcoming Moon Knight series 47:00 – Yet another Game of Thrones spinoff is coming, set 90 years prior to ASOIAF 51:15 – Matt Damon will return in Thor: Love and Thunder, so keep your eyes peeled 52:20 – BEST MAN ALIVE! What the hell is a “pick-up fee” for food? A world record long distance soccer goal, a man robs a grocery store for A MILLION DOLLARS, and an audacious armored truck robber 1:01:40 – AMBUSH TRIVIA PART DEUX, “the earth is in peril” edition 1:03:30 – REVIEW! One Night in Miami and some STELLAR acting 1:22:40 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Spycraft on Netflix shows you all the James Bond shit in real life, Disenchantment is back, Hitman 3 is bangin, and Mark catches up on The Queen's Gambit 1:25:30 – Final showdown: who knows the least about movies!? If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Outside the Wire and Lying Liars - Episode 229

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 72:05

    Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 229 of The Chumpcast! Thanks for sticking with us while we took a week to reset. We're back and dumber than ever! Let's do a brief pop culture catch-up and get into Outside the Wire from Netflix. TIMESTAMPS! 0:50 – Too late NFL bets and predictions, getting nervous about your favorite teams, and fantasy football in the playoffs is a terrible idea 6:20 – BIRTHDAY BOI BRICK! Steaks and WandaVision early reactions, Mark doesn't shower, and a chaotic week off 8:30 – When did Rom Coms actually take off? Let's ask a panel of idiots 12:30 – Myriad review options, so naturally Brick won't shut up about Kobra Kai and also he is a huge bully 16:40 – Behind the scenes reasons why we didn't record last week, including lying liars, and our personal draft for the SB LV champ 20:30 – TRAILERS! A Netflix pissing contest of a trailer featuring a movie a week amid increasing prices, Willy's Wonderland starring psycho Nic Cage, Tom Holland is a coy bank robber in Cherry, and Owen Wilson and Selma Hayek in Bliss 34:30 – Chris Evans Cap is back maybe? Or he isn't, but maybe that's a good thing. Who really knows? 38:20 – MOORTAAAL KOOOMBAAAAAT (first look) 40:20 – Disney is teaming up with Bethesda and Ubisoft to bring us an open-world Star Wars game and an Indiana Jones action game 42:30 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Featuring the best pigeon survivor and the investigation of his origins, Russian Space Gecko overlords, and comically inept robbers who lack inner monologue 51:20 – REVIEW! Outside the Wire on Netflix starring Anthony Mackie and Damson Idris 1:06:20 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick once again won't shut up about Kobra Kai, Letterkenny is back for season 9, Mr. Mayor gives us more Ted Danson, and Mark loves The Night Stalker If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    Soul and The Simulation of 2020 - Episode 228

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 85:12

    Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 228 of The Chumpcast! Happy New Year, chumps! Let's take a minute to look back on some of the non-shitty things that happened during the simulation that was 2020, all before reviewing the latest Pixar hit, Soul. TIMESTAMPS! 0:40 – Believe it or not, there were some decent things that happened to us in 2020, including a very cool one this week 5:20 – Mark's birthday present was bad gambling advice 10:20 – Billion dollar app idea: Schlibly 11:15 – Some of our favorite podcast memories and memes of 2020 17:20 – TRAILERS! Superman and Lois coming to The CW, a documentary on whether we live in a simulation (plus bonus conspiracies!), Coming 2 America and stand-up comedy, and The Little Things shows off three Oscar winners 34:45 – Just hours after we dismantled Wonder Woman 1984 on the show, it was announced that Patty Jenkins would return to direct a third entry 39:50 – James Gunn laughed at the idea of The Peacemaker HBO series appearing on the CW due to its R-rated nature 41:05 – Ray Fisher is still pissed about Justice League and says he won't return as Cyborg 42:45 – The Sun reports that Matt Reeves is running all of the actors from The Batman into the ground, and they are PISSED 45:10 – BEST MAN ALIVE! A real life Batman gadget with some hefty engineering, a Florida man who clearly loves his meth, Brick plans a prank that will land Smithers in prison for life, and the Mayo Bowl savior 56:45 – Brick springs a surprise test of movie knowledge on two unassuming idiots, chaos and insults ensue 1:02:05 – REVIEW TIME! Pixar's Soul, starring Jamie Foxx and Tina Fey 1:21:15 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Mark is digging in to a Grant Morrison Batman omnibus, Smithers watched Death to 2020 on Netflix, and Brick is preparing himself for Hitman 3 If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    Wonder Woman 1984 ft Joe from Guy at the Movies - Episode 227

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 69:25

    Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 227 of The Chumpcast! Hope you enjoyed your holidays, but now it's time to get back to work, and we brought in an actual bona fide movie buff this time. That's right, it's Joe from GuyAtTheMovies.com and he is here to help us break down all of Wonder Woman 1984. TIMESTAMPS! 0:50 – Weirdest Christmas ever? We sure hope so 4:05 – Our friend Joe from Guy at the Movies is here to add actual film knowledge 5:20 – TRAILERS! Including Lapsis, an indie film about a guy who lays cable and the next Studio Ghibli movie, Earwig and the Witch 13:00 – Millie Bobby Brown is teaming up with the Russo Brothers for an adaptation of The Electric State, which is guaranteed to get a theatrical release 14:05 – What does the future of theaters even look like? Will the Academy influence studios to push theatrical releases? 24:05 – Kevin Feige has given us the first series synopsis of the She-Hulk Disney+ series 26:00 – Kobra Kai is a blind spot for this show, but we've heard good things and season 3's release date has been pushed up to January 1st 27:00 – If you had to give up a streaming service, which one would it be and why? 29:30 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Featuring taxi cab pups, Goku Ultra Instinct statues at the bottom of the ocean, a born and raised West Philadelphian philanthropist, and a former Simpsons writer answering important questions on Twitter 36:30 – Wonder Woman 1984 SPOILER FREE synopsis and review 48:20 – SPOILERS for Wonder Woman 1984. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! 1:14:15 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Obviously we all watched Soul on Disney+, Joe enjoyed Promising Young Woman and Let Them All Talk, Mark is reading King and Black and Silver Surfer, and Smithers just can't quit Cyberpunk 2077

    The Mandalorian S2 Deep Dive - Episode 226

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 91:24


    Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 226 of The Chumpcast! It's almost Festivus, and I've got a lot of problems with you people. Also, I'm gonna talk WAY too much about season 2 of The Mandalorian. Enjoy! TIMESTAMPS! 0:40 – The airing of grievances begins with tardiness, plus Zoom based scavenger hunts 4:35 – Mark is scared to download Cyberpunk and it has been pulled from the PS Store 10:35 - Too late NFL bets! Is Derrick Henry an alien? Is Brick clairvoyant? 15:00 – TRAILERS! Anthony Mackie is a cyborg maybe in Outside the Wire, Alan Tudyk hides in plain sight in Resident Alien, part 3 of Disenchantment is upon us, and Mike Tyson fights The Mountain in Dethert Thtrike 28:15 – Chris Pine is rumored to be the handsome and charming lead man in a Dungeon and Dragons movie 33:30 – Netflix is discussing an audio-only streaming option to save data for users. Anyone interested? 36:30 – A Borderlands movie is rumored to be in the works and Kevin Hart is obviously attached. Also, who is the snitch in the Super Mario universe? 39:20 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Ho Ho Hold on to your drugs because Santa is coming for you, a Space Force soldier on a mission from God, and a man who truly loves his pornography 47:30 – REVIEW! SPOILERS for Mandalorian Season 2 and a full breakdown! If you hate spoilers, then go away. Huge spoilers, but we're gonna get weird with it… 1:29:00 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick is still deep into Cyberpunk, Smithers is deep into Clone Wars, and Mark loves beer If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Archenemy, a Disney Dump, and Elise the Scourge - Episode 225

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 83:48


    Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 225 of The Chumpcast! We've made the executive decision to replace Mark with someone who actually knows about Star Wars, comic books, and specifically DC properties. We think you'll be happy with the decision. Also, Joe Mankey Manganiello is a crazy guy in Archenemy. TIMESTAMPS 0:50 – A very warm welcome for Elise the Scourge of Carpathia 3:45 – Cyberpunk 2077 has fully stolen our free time, and we're cool with that 7:45 – There are rumors circulating that might make DC fans extremely angry 11:15 – Parts of being a hobo might actually be kinda….cool? 12:00 – TRAILERS! A salacious and seductive chicken-based love triangle, Nobody gives us Bob Odenkirk as a John Wick wannabe, and Disney crushing us with Star Wars and Marvel Trailers 35:10 – All of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man actors are reportedly returning for the next Tom Holland reprisal, plus possibly Charlie Cox's Daredevil 38:55 – A Toy Story movie, but subtract the toys and add in Chris Evans 43:25 – Let's take exactly 15 seconds to recognize that FX is bringing us an Alien show 43:40 – Disney has announced Rangers of the New Republic and Ahsoka Tano live-action series 47:25 - Hayden Christensen is back, baby! He doesn't like sand. It's all coarse and rough and irritating, just like Star Wars fans 48:05 – Patty Jenkins of Wonder Woman fame will direct Rogue Squadron, the next Star Wars theatrical release 50:35 – Marvel is once again ready to hurt us with another Fantastic Four movie 53:25 – This is where we threw the remainder of the Disney/Marvel/Star Wars news because the host got tired of making them separate stories 56:45 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Featuring possible involuntary erections, promises of vaccine distribution for mind control, and the aforementioned Harden Christensen 1:03:55 – MOVIE REVIEW! Archenemy starring Joe Manganiello and Glenn Howerton 1:17:30 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Always Sunny gets a 4 season extension, called Crossover by Donnie Cates, and The Scumbag by Rick Remender If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    The Sound of Metal and Fart Cops - Episode 224

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 79:31


    Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 224 of The Chumpcast! Gotta be honest. This one went off the rails fairly quickly, but I guess that's why you're here. Also, we watched The Sound of Metal starring Riz Ahmed. TIMESTAMPS! 0:50 – Remy the Goob is 2 years old and definitely is not and has never been fat and raw denim was the worst idea of all time 4:50 – Let's do some bad reminiscing about college and exhibitionism 5:55 – Nate Robinsons is a disgrace to professional athletes and might have lost us some money 13:55 – Cyberpunk on us is coming to an end! Make sure you slide into our DMs… 15:35 – TRAILER ALERT! We Can Be Heroes is probably Best Picture of 2021 18:05 – Announcing bi-weekly trivia and prize giveaways! 20:40 – Mark is horny for Oscar Isaac playing Solid Snake in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid flick 22:50 – Is someone blackmailing The Chumps? Are scammers getting dumber? 27:20 – What is your favorite single-player story video game? 30:45 – Tyrion Lannister AKA Peter Dinklage has signed on for a Toxic Avenger reboot 31:50 – First look at Jeremy Renner and Hailee Steinfeld on set for Hawkeye 33:20 – The big news of the week is that HBO Max is here to save our boring lives with theatrical releases coming straight to streaming 42:00 – Are theaters dead? What's your fondest theater memory? 47:45 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Featuring a monolith check-in, some balls, the McRib McReturn, a South African politician with an infamous name, and big time fart talk 59:40 – REVIEW! The Sound of Metal starring Riz Ahmed and Olivia Cooke, streaming now on Amazon Prime 1:12:30 - RECCOMENDATIONS! The Undoing on HBO, Your Honor starring Bryan Cranston, Matthew McConaughey's book, and The Clone Wars on Disney+ If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Run and Alien Reset Buttons - Episode 223

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 66:52


    Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 223 of The Chumpcast! Let's pound our coffees and talk about “celebrity” boxing matches, Clifford and his big red appendages, and Sarah Paulsen's latest thriller RUN now streaming on Hulu. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:50 – Smithers is a cheery Grinch boi today, while Brick is sober and mopey 2:30 – The NFL is definitely boned after Thanksgiving and now everyone has COVID, and Tuesday is the worst day of the week 5:00 – Vanderbilt Kicker Sarah Fuller is set to be the first female kicker in a power 5 NCAA conference, which would be cool if kickers belonged in football 10:30 – VOICEMAIL! Uncle Kyle asks what food you've seen on the big screen that looked the most delicious 16:45 – Brick is going to drive to the middle of Utah to find the alien reset button 20:30 – The Simpsons have predicted anything, so aliens probably look just like Kang and Kodos 21:30 – TRAILERS! Clifford the Big Red Dog and Clifford's Big Red Dong 26:45 – Streaming services are reportedly in a bidding war for the rights to Godzilla vs Kong. What's coming directly to streaming next? 30:20 – Remember when Choose Your Own Adventure sued Netflix for making Bandersnatch? 32:20 – Netflix is producing The Adam Project, a sci-fi time travel flick starring Ryan Reynolds, Zoe Saldana, Mark Ruffalo, and Jennifer Garner 33:40 – Do you sandwich punching dinguses want to play Cyberpunk 2077 for free? 36:45 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Featuring Marshawn Lynch, a lame Fugging decision, Stan Lee is still the man even in death, a pervert's dream pool, and a small Belgian town with some large holiday decorations 48:30 – REVIEW! Run, starring Sarah Paulsen is now streaming on Hulu 58:00 – RECOMMENDATIONS! A Shawn Mendes doc on Netflix, potential Black Friday deals to be had, and Population 1 for VR headsets If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


    Jiu Jitsu and All Hail Nic Cage - Episode 222

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 84:53

    Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 222 of The Chumpcast! We're here to pay homage to the greatest actor of all time. The man, nay, THE LEGEND that is Nicolas Kim Coppola aka Nic Cage. See his movies so that he can pay taxes. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS: 0:50 – Introducing the “Brick's Finest Moment” green screen background 3:30 – Babies are evil and must be stopped at all costs 4:45 – We're still giving away a copy of cyberpunk to a lucky listener! Also, poo brains. 8:35 – RIP to legendary voice actor Kirby Morrow of Dragonball Z and Stargate fame 10:15 – Did anyone bother watching the live-action Mulan movie? 14:20 – TRAILERS! Live-action Tom and Jerry is an unnecessary reboot, Godmothered has potential but would be better as an R-Rated romp, and Chaos Walking can't be saved by Daisy Ridley and Tom Holland. 27:25 – HBO Max is (mercifully) releasing Wonder Woman 84 on Christmas Day for no extra charge. Will other studios follow suit? 32:15 – Which Universal Monster has Channing Tatum signed on to play and why is it definitely The Creature from the Black Lagoon? 36:10 – Black Panther 2 is set to start filming this summer in Atlanta 41:30 – Deadpool 3 is happening at Disney! Early reports are that it will follow its R-Rated predecessors and will be written by the minds behind Bob's Burgers 44:55 – BEST MAN ALIVE featuring the Mormon Machine Taysom Hill, a man who blamed the family dog for his atrocious farts, and two very special video breakdowns 54:45 – REVIEW! The masterpiece that is Jiu Jitsu starring Nic cage, Frank Grillo, and Tony Jaa 1:18:30 – RECOMMENDATIONS featuring The Queen's Gambit starring Anya Taylor Joy, Holidate on Netflix, and Mark loves Tekashi 69 and his Hulu documentary If you want more fresh content before everyone else, check out patreon.com/thechumpcast! You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. If you leave us a good enough voicemail, you might hear your voice on a future episode. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    Greenland and Brick's Wild Ride - Episode 221

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 84:41


    Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 221 of The Chumpcast! Brick got into some meth this episode, but we can still have adult conversations about movies and stuff. Also, we watched G Butt himself Gerard Butler try to run away from asteroids in Greenland. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS 0:45 – Brick pours big boy sized glasses of wine, and that really rustles Mark's jimmies 2:50 – Mark is a coronaboy who licks public toilet seats 5:35 – VOICEMAIL! Darion asks about our favorite spoof movies 13:10 – Brick calls Austin Powers the greatest movie trilogy of all time, is clearly smoking meth 16:00 – DUMB QUESTION! If aliens showed up tomorrow, what film character would you send to greet them? 25:15 – TRAILERS! Big Mouth season 4, Superintelligence has Melissa McCarthy falling down, and Cyst is the best movie of 2020 34:45 – Space Force starring Steve Carrell and John Malkovich has been renewed for another season 37:20 – Lilo and Stitch is getting a live action remake while Brick rips a bowl and that's a deep drive to left by Castellanos….. 40:40 – Darkwing Duck is being rebooted by Seth Rogen, plus the best Gizmo Duck cosplay ever 43:40 – The new Spider-Man: Miles Morales game is dope 45:00 – Star Lord will show up in Thor: Love and Thunder 49:20 – WandaVision has been delayed until January of 2021, which is probably smart 50:50 – Who's ready for more Scorpion King?!?! 52:45 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Featuring Brick's horrible wine addiction, big game hunters with tiny wieners, Tony La Russa is a drunk idiot who will now manage the Chicago White Sox, and cooking chickens in erupting geysers 1:06:00 – REVIEW! Let's talk about Greenland, starring Gerry Butler and Morena Baccarin 1:20:30 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Miles Morales rules, Brick recommends METH, and Mark is giving away Cyberpunk 2077 using his own money If you want more fresh content before everyone else, check out patreon.com/thechumpcast! You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. If you leave us a good enough voicemail, you might hear your voice on a future episode. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes. Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.


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