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THIS IS A PREVIEW. FOR THE FULL EPISODE, GO TO Patreon.com/worstofall According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Media Referenced in this Episode: Bee Movie. Dir. Simon J. Smith and Steve Hickner. 2007. “A Complete History of Bee Movie's Many, Many Memes" by Paris Martineau. New York Magazine. November 2nd, 2017. “Bee Movie: A Seinfeldian Society” by Joe Strike. Animation World. November 2nd, 2007. “How Bee Movie Won 2016” by Laura Bradley. Vanity Fair. December 30th, 2016. TWOAPW theme by Brendan Dalton: Patreon // brendan-dalton.com // brendandalton.bandcamp.com Interstitial: “A Series of Voicemails Left on Jerry Seinfeld's Answering Machine by one Stephen Sondheim, Composer of Musical Theater and Lover of Bees” // Written by A.J. Ditty and Brian Alford // feat. David Armstrong as “Stephen Sondheim” and Brian Alford as “Jerry” Episode edited by Brian Alford. Interstitial edited by A.J. Ditty. Produced by Josh Boerman, A.J. Ditty, and Brian Alford. This podcast was recorded under a SAG-AFTRA Agreement. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp… under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of… …9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! “What's the difference?” How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal… - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should… Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine… What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Cool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that… …kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you… I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway… Oan I… …get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean… I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, “Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?” Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look… There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you…? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then… I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again… for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but… Anyway… This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well… - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's… human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up… Sit down! …really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic ‘N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. “They make the honey, and we make the money”? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Chung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, “I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this”? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Columbus? Bee Gandhi? Bee Jesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week… He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots… Next week… Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard ‘em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go ‘cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting… - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, “Honey, I'm home,” without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. The Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson… you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us ‘cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say… Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but… the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right… there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night… My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers… Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute… Are you her little… …bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but… - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry… - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I… I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all… All adrenaline and then… and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about… Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, “Smoking or non?” Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames… But it's just a prance-about stage name! …unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now… Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course… The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - That just kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry… sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic… …without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species… What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory… That's Barry! …is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small… Haven't we heard this a million times? “The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense.” - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
In this episode, Tyler and John reveal the new name that will replace the 3-year-old The All Punked Up Podcast title as a new era of this podcast begins. After the reveal, the boys discuss their thoughts on Green Day's newly released album Saviors. Although this band is one of their favorites, they have different views on this album.Moving on to the news, they discuss a few reunion announcements, Best Buy ceasing the sales of CDs and DVDs, MGK getting hate for his new signature guitar look, Smashing Pumpkins receiving over 10K applications to be the band's new guitarist, and finally Moose Blood announcing their return from hiatus after “inappropriate behavior” allegations came about in 2018.Support the showAs always, thanks for listening!If you're interested in supporting our show, you can do so here.Want even more news? Sign up for our weekly newsletter and get all of the relevant music news from the week. It really is the best way to keep up with all of the happenings from the scene. Sign up now!Check out our merch store here!Are you a fan of the scene and want to be a guest on the pod? Fill out the form here.Please consider rating and reviewing this podcast. A solid rating can really help us reach more listeners just like you.
Post date: May 30, 2022. On this episode J-Bunny is joined by Charlie Greaves and Ely Ingling to discuss their first concerts, first music purchases or gifts, as well as what these experiences meant to them and how these experiences shaped who they are now. We also touch on how we're proud ren faire nerds, there is talk of hot sauce and shitting your pants, and how some of the music experiences differed between the panelists due to the shift in the music industry between generations. Artists discussed include Weird Al Yankovic, Godsmack, Moose Blood, Boston Manor, Black Veil Brides, In This Moment, Garth Brooks, Marilyn Manson, Pantera, Slipknot, Neck Deep, Motionless in White, New Year's Day, Rob Zombie, and Powerman 5000. There was also some discussion of Vans Warped Tour and Ozzfest. Podcast intro "Rock Intro 3" courtesy of audionautix.com. This episode includes the following songs: "It's All About the Pentiums" by Weird Al Yankovic from the album Running With Scissors "Cheek" by Moose Blood from the album Plush "Crimson Skies" by Black Veil Brides from the album The Phantom Tomorrow
In which we salute the Taylor Swift publicity machine and the "sixth Stone" Ian Stewart, marvel at the money-spinning value of song copyrights (Dylan, Gershwin, Third Man Theme etc), listen to albums in the dark, point up McCartney's superhuman achievement on June 14 1965 and spot fictitious music magazines (the Amazing Pudding?) and emo bands (Moose Blood?). Ian Leslie's 64 Reasons To Celebrate Paul McCartney ...https://ianleslie.substack.com/p/64-reasons-to-celebrate-paul-mccartneyWant exclusive early access to this - and every future - Word Podcast alongside a whole host of additional exciting, enlightening and entertaining benefits? Of course you do. Make sure you're subscribed to our fantastic Patreon for all this and more: https://www.patreon.com/wordinyourear Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In which we salute the Taylor Swift publicity machine and the "sixth Stone" Ian Stewart, marvel at the money-spinning value of song copyrights (Dylan, Gershwin, Third Man Theme etc), listen to albums in the dark, point up McCartney's superhuman achievement on June 14 1965 and spot fictitious music magazines (the Amazing Pudding?) and emo bands (Moose Blood?). Ian Leslie's 64 Reasons To Celebrate Paul McCartney ...https://ianleslie.substack.com/p/64-reasons-to-celebrate-paul-mccartneyWant exclusive early access to this - and every future - Word Podcast alongside a whole host of additional exciting, enlightening and entertaining benefits? Of course you do. Make sure you're subscribed to our fantastic Patreon for all this and more: https://www.patreon.com/wordinyourear Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
In which we salute the Taylor Swift publicity machine and the "sixth Stone" Ian Stewart, marvel at the money-spinning value of song copyrights (Dylan, Gershwin, Third Man Theme etc), listen to albums in the dark, point up McCartney's superhuman achievement on June 14 1965 and spot fictitious music magazines (the Amazing Pudding?) and emo bands (Moose Blood?). Ian Leslie's 64 Reasons To Celebrate Paul McCartney ... https://ianleslie.substack.com/p/64-reasons-to-celebrate-paul-mccartney Want exclusive early access to this - and every future - Word Podcast alongside a whole host of additional exciting, enlightening and entertaining benefits? Of course you do. Make sure you're subscribed to our fantastic Patreon for all this and more: https://www.patreon.com/wordinyourear
In which we salute the Taylor Swift publicity machine and the "sixth Stone" Ian Stewart, marvel at the money-spinning value of song copyrights (Dylan, Gershwin, Third Man Theme etc), listen to albums in the dark, point up McCartney's superhuman achievement on June 14 1965 and spot fictitious music magazines (the Amazing Pudding?) and emo bands (Moose Blood?). Ian Leslie's 64 Reasons To Celebrate Paul McCartney ...https://ianleslie.substack.com/p/64-reasons-to-celebrate-paul-mccartney Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In which we salute the Taylor Swift publicity machine and the "sixth Stone" Ian Stewart, marvel at the money-spinning value of song copyrights (Dylan, Gershwin, Third Man Theme etc), listen to albums in the dark, point up McCartney's superhuman achievement on June 14 1965 and spot fictitious music magazines (the Amazing Pudding?) and emo bands (Moose Blood?). Ian Leslie's 64 Reasons To Celebrate Paul McCartney ...https://ianleslie.substack.com/p/64-reasons-to-celebrate-paul-mccartney Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
In which we salute the Taylor Swift publicity machine and the "sixth Stone" Ian Stewart, marvel at the money-spinning value of song copyrights (Dylan, Gershwin, Third Man Theme etc), listen to albums in the dark, point up McCartney's superhuman achievement on June 14 1965 and spot fictitious music magazines (the Amazing Pudding?) and emo bands (Moose Blood?). Ian Leslie's 64 Reasons To Celebrate Paul McCartney ...https://ianleslie.substack.com/p/64-reasons-to-celebrate-paul-mccartney Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
On the latest episode of American Slacker hosts Matt and Jesse discuss this week’s bizarre news including how states are addressing issues with vaping, the theft of a golden toilet, loud sex leading to gunshots in Maryland, why you shouldn’t fart during a strip search, a semen explosion in Australia, havoc in Poopland Oregon and the pick for Funny Clip of the Week. Then the guys give music suggestions from the UK with bands Moose Blood and LeBrock. The episode wraps with a game created in the throws of a fever called “Is that a Band or a Canned Ham?” Check out the American Slacker Podcast Website, Facebook Page, American Slackers Group, Instagram, Youtube and Twitter. To become a Patron of the show click here! Music & theme song “American Slacker” provided by Haverland Visit our sponsors and use these codes to support the show Seat Giant: use code “Slacker” at https://www.seatgiant.com/ Hemp-CBD: use code “Slacker” at https://www.hemp-cbd.com/
Our 2000 Trees Special. We discuss the whole weekend including reviews of: At The Drive In, Marmozets, Black Peaks, Turnstile, Twin Atlantic, Creeper, Blood Command & many more. We also have interviews with Conjurer, My Vitriol & Haggard Cat. Audible - audibletrial.com/machogrande Big Cartel - https://machogrande.bigcartel.com Voicemail - 05603 689 842 contact us - info@machograndepodcast.co.uk Twitter - @machogranderock merch - http://www.machogrande.bigcartel.com/ 'This (non profit) podcast is intended for promotional purposes only' Macho Grande Podcast' does not claim to own copyright etc, all copyright is respected to the artists and labels.
Gregg's Guide to New Music: Episode 179 Check out my Gregg's Guide to New Music Equipment Upgrades Indiegogo campaign. https://igg.me/at/greggsguide/x/6032576 As always Gregg highly recommends checking out, and supporting the following bands and musicians. Hidden Hospitals – http://www.hiddenhospitals.com/, https://hiddenhospitals.bandcamp.com/ facebook.com/hiddenhospitals/, @hiddenhospitals Alkaline Trio – http://alkalinetrio.com/ facebook.com/alkalinetrio/, @Alkaline_Trio The Chamanas – http://thechamanas.com/ facebook.com/thechamanas/, @thechamanas Tiger Army – http://www.tigerarmy.com/ facebook.com/tigerarmy/, @tigerarmy Estrons – https://www.estrons.com/ facebook.com/Estrons/, @estrons Moose Blood – https://www.mooseblooduk.com/ facebook.com/MooseBlood/, @mooseblooduk Amaru – iTunes, Amazon, Google Play Lucky Boys Confusion – https://www.luckyboysconfusion.net/ facebook.com/luckyboysconfusion/, @luckyboysmusic
Gregg’s Guide to New Music: Episode 179 Check out my Gregg’s Guide to New Music Equipment Upgrades Indiegogo campaign. https://igg.me/at/greggsguide/x/6032576 As always Gregg highly recommends checking out, and supporting the following bands and musicians. Hidden Hospitals – http://www.hiddenhospitals.com/, https://hiddenhospitals.bandcamp.com/ facebook.com/hiddenhospitals/, @hiddenhospitals Alkaline Trio – http://alkalinetrio.com/ facebook.com/alkalinetrio/, @Alkaline_Trio The Chamanas – http://thechamanas.com/ facebook.com/thechamanas/, @thechamanas Tiger Army – http://www.tigerarmy.com/ facebook.com/tigerarmy/, @tigerarmy Estrons – https://www.estrons.com/ facebook.com/Estrons/, @estrons Moose Blood – https://www.mooseblooduk.com/ facebook.com/MooseBlood/, @mooseblooduk Amaru – iTunes, Amazon, Google Play Lucky Boys Confusion – https://www.luckyboysconfusion.net/ facebook.com/luckyboysconfusion/, @luckyboysmusic
Gregg’s Guide to New Music: Episode 179 Check out my Gregg’s Guide to New Music Equipment Upgrades Indiegogo campaign. https://igg.me/at/greggsguide/x/6032576 As always Gregg highly recommends checking out, and supporting the following bands and musicians. Hidden Hospitals – http://www.hiddenhospitals.com/, https://hiddenhospitals.bandcamp.com/ facebook.com/hiddenhospitals/, @hiddenhospitals Alkaline Trio – http://alkalinetrio.com/ facebook.com/alkalinetrio/, @Alkaline_Trio The Chamanas – http://thechamanas.com/ facebook.com/thechamanas/, @thechamanas Tiger Army – http://www.tigerarmy.com/ facebook.com/tigerarmy/, @tigerarmy Estrons – https://www.estrons.com/ facebook.com/Estrons/, @estrons Moose Blood – https://www.mooseblooduk.com/ facebook.com/MooseBlood/, @mooseblooduk Amaru – iTunes, Amazon, Google Play Lucky Boys Confusion – https://www.luckyboysconfusion.net/ facebook.com/luckyboysconfusion/, @luckyboysmusic
Gregg’s Guide to New Music: Episode 179 Check out my Gregg’s Guide to New Music Equipment Upgrades Indiegogo campaign. https://igg.me/at/greggsguide/x/6032576 As always Gregg highly recommends checking out, and supporting the following bands and musicians. Hidden Hospitals – http://www.hiddenhospitals.com/, https://hiddenhospitals.bandcamp.com/ facebook.com/hiddenhospitals/, @hiddenhospitals Alkaline Trio – http://alkalinetrio.com/ facebook.com/alkalinetrio/, @Alkaline_Trio The Chamanas – http://thechamanas.com/ facebook.com/thechamanas/, @thechamanas Tiger Army – http://www.tigerarmy.com/ facebook.com/tigerarmy/, @tigerarmy Estrons – https://www.estrons.com/ facebook.com/Estrons/, @estrons Moose Blood – https://www.mooseblooduk.com/ facebook.com/MooseBlood/, @mooseblooduk Amaru – iTunes, Amazon, Google Play Lucky Boys Confusion – https://www.luckyboysconfusion.net/ facebook.com/luckyboysconfusion/, @luckyboysmusic
The boys discuss TV shows, Moose Blood's 'I'll Keep You in Mind, From Time to Time' and Lorene Scafaria's 'Seeking a Friend for the End of the World'You can listen to "I'll Keep You In Mind, From Time to Time" on Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/album/6g7DKD0AwTwXecNmv4LGsZYou can find the IMDb page for "Seeking a Friend for the End of the World" here: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1307068/
This week brings esteemed guest K-Dot, aka Matt Kendrick, to the pod! We're line dancing to tunes from SYCAMOUR, Moose Blood, Moon Hooch, Demon Days, KEN Mode, The Bunny The Bear and more!(References & notes can be found on IG @weeklydiscover)--Tracklist:Sin Wagon - Dixie ChicksDamages - PolarizationCoffee - SYCAMOURJumbo - Clever GirlPastel - Moose BloodThe Church of The Technochrist - Closure in MoscowLoves Lies - The Bunny The BearOn the Sun - Moon HoochThe Man With No Audience - Weerd ScienceSpirits Past (Single Version) - VodunHurt - BionicPIGKiller Bees - Demon DaysI Don't Feel the Same - BlahsumDoesn't Feel Pain Like He Should - KEN ModePlease Don't Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord to Destroy the Town of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania in 2002 - Pet SymmetryInternet Friends - Knife PartyFull playlist here.
Meagan and James host the third episode of the songs that have been the center of their world for the past week. This week they talk about music by Moose Blood, Lorde, Flume and Jason Mraz as they go through the songs that remind them of relationships.
**PRODUCTION NOTE: Apologies in advance; during post-production I discovered that the microphone that Mike was using was cutting in and out a few times throughout the first half of the episode. We still want to put out this episode, so we hope that you'll bear with the audio issues just for this week. Thank you for your understanding.**This week, we review the sixth album from the always exciting, blessthefall. While their previous album was a bit of a mis-step in our opinion, we went in to this review cautiously optimistic. Does this new album move the band in a new and progressive direction? Or does their sound not push the needle enough? Find out what we thought in our track-by-track review.Also on the show this week, we get excited for the new upcoming albums by Dance Gavin Dance, The Fever 333, and Panic! At The Disco; and we briefly review albums from Moose Blood, A Lot Like Birds, Ruston Kelly, Stone Temple Pilots, Tiny Moving Parts, Dayseeker, and Dave Hause. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theskinnywithmikeandadam/support
After seeing Moose Blood live on March 15th at Irving Plaza for a tour supporting their newly released album 'I Don't Think I Can Do This Anymore', we just had to talk about the UK natives. What did we think about the show and their third studio album? Find out on this episode of Music Matters Media. For tickets and tour information: www.mooseblooduk.com
Sheldon and Cameron catch up with Simon from Don Broco after their Birmingham show. Accompanied with a round up of all the biggest releases in March (including The Magic Gang, Fickle Friends, Casey, Moose Blood).
In our sophomore episode of SoundCheck Season 2, we are joined by 36 Crazyfists guitarist, Steve Holt, at the O2 Academy in Birmingham. Steve has been in the music industry for over 24 years, overseeing the release of eight 36 Crazyfists albums. In this episode, we cover all of Steve's career and touch on how changes in the music industry might affect new bands, health consciousness, Nickelback and the etymology of band names (including 5 Finger Death Punch, Catfish & The Bottlemen and Moose Blood).
Jaye is back after taking a week off. On this week's episode, he breaks down having music related conversations that take a turn for the worst. Additionally, the likes of Logic, Lil Yachty, Teenage Wrist, Twitching Tongues, Moose Blood and more have dropped albums this week. As always, Jaye gives his first impressions.Release Rundown is at 40:00SIGHT & SOUND IS NOW AVAILABLE ON SPOTIFY:https://open.spotify.com/show/7diQ0MHeeWGryFgf7OLs0i?si=gc1BFdIIQ42iQs8rQlk4VQFeel free to join the Sight & Sound Facebook group. Come chat music, movies, and TV with us:https://www.facebook.com/groups/1972409419661246/SUPPORT SIGHT & SOUND BY PICKING UP ONE OF OUR SHIRTS AT:http://sightsoundpod.comSubscribe to the Sight & Sound YouTube channel for more podcasts and videos:http://www.youtube.com/c/sightsoundpodiTunes feed:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/sight-sound/id1163615076?mt=2Find us on social media, @sightsoundpod on Twitter and InstagramLike us on Facebook, just search Sight & SoundShoot us an email - sightandsoundpod@gmail.comJaye WilliamsTwitter - @jayewilliamsInstagram - @jayewilliamsRyan SnellingTwitter - @whatupsnellInstagram - @whatupsnell
Ian and Dave are back for a new Ian Hates Music! Lots to talk about in this episode including the Warped Tour lineup, really great new music, an in-depth HATEmail segment, and even more! Get ready for your best weekly dose of metalcore, post-hardcore, metal, hardcore, electronicore, emo, screamo, rock, alternative, pop-punk, punk, easycore, deathcore, and really, all the core you could ever want!It's another FUCKING GREAT, FUCKING FREE (NSFW) episode of Ian Hates Music you say?!?! That's right! Ian and Dave talk your scene news from:WARPED TOUR LINEUP!New Found Glory benefit show, INKcarceration Fest, All-Stars Tour back?, Sorority Noise goes on hiatus, Sleeping With Sirens retract Gossip...And New Songs from:Like Pacific, Parkway Drive, Godsmack, Eyes on Satellites, Foxblood, Knuckle Puck, Nekrogoblikon, Hawthorne Heights, At the Gates, Moose Blood, To Fear The Fall, Caliban, Three Days Grace, and friends of the show A War Within, Alteras, and The Bunny The Bear...Add on album reviews from:Rolo Tomassi - Time Will Die and Love Will Bury It - Holy Roar RecordsSavage Hands - Barely Alive EP - SharpTone RecordsEternal Void - Catharsis - Tragic Hero RecordsAndrew W.K. - You’re Not Alone - Sony MusicHarm - What We Know Is a Drop - New Breed CollectiveThe Burden - The Presence of Past Tense - Independent Release Capital North - Sea To Sky EP - Independent Release Fero Lux - Cheap Funeral: For You EP - JMB Records Plus, HATEmail and some more!Also, Ian has opened a Patreon to help with costs of the many Ian Hates shows. If you have the means, please donate to keep the shows and quality going! Link below:Ian Hates PatreonAnd, Ian wants to put way more content on YouTube for everyone, so please use the link to subscribe so Ian can get a custom URL and you get even more great content:Ian Hates YouTubeDon't forget to support Ian Hates Music! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Music on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, SoundCloud, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Links below:Ian HatesFacebookTwitterInstagramiTunesStitcherGoogle Play MusicSoundCloudAnd the link for Ty's Blog - Check it out!Ty Rock CityAll sound bites or clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!Long days and pleasant nights.
Hey, if Underoath is back, you know Ian Hates Music is right there with em! This is a fun episode, so why are you even reading this? Get a listenin!Get ready for your best weekly dose of metalcore, post-hardcore, metal, hardcore, electronicore, emo, screamo, rock, alternative, pop-punk, punk, easycore, deathcore, and really, all the core you could ever want!It's another FUCKING GREAT, FUCKING FREE (NSFW) episode of Ian Hates Music you say?!?! That's right! Ian and Dave talk your scene news from:Phil Labonte and another tweef, Vattnet call it quits, Moose Blood address allegations, Within The Ruins lose vocalist, friends of the show Miss Fortune share more info, A Scent Like Wolves announce their new EP, and crazyeightyeight reach their Kickstarter goal!And New Songs from:Underoath, Chief State, WATERCOLOR, Light the Torch, Breaking Benjamin, Falling In Reverse, Settle Your Scores, Anti-Flag, Divided Minds, War on Women, and June Divided! Add on album reviews from:Household - Everything a River Should Be - Equal Vision RecordsTurnstile - Time & Space - Roadrunner RecordsSecrets - Secrets - Made In the Shade RecordsThe Anchor - Make it Last EP - Manic Kat RecordsMilestones - Red Lights - Fearless RecordsThe New Age - Placebo - Self-ReleaseVexes - Ancient Geometry - Independent Release Plus, HATEmail and some more!Also, Ian has opened a Patreon to help with costs of the many Ian Hates shows. If you have the means, please donate to keep the shows and quality going! Link below:Ian Hates PatreonAnd, Ian wants to put way more content on YouTube for everyone, so please use the link to subscribe so Ian can get a custom URL and you get even more great content:Ian Hates YouTubeDon't forget to support Ian Hates Music! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Music on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, SoundCloud, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Links below:Ian HatesFacebookTwitterInstagramiTunesStitcherGoogle Play MusicSoundCloudAnd the link for Ty's Blog - Check it out!Ty Rock CityAll sound bites or clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!Long days and pleasant nights.
Senses Fail is a band that means a lot to half of the hosts of this show. So when new music comes out, it instantly becomes a big deal to us! This week, we review 'If There Is Light, It Will Find You' by Senses Fail; the band's seventh full length album as well as a musical return-to-form for the band. Does it Carry The Weight of the magic that brought them to superstardom more than ten years ago? Or simply put, it Can't Be Saved. Find out what we thought in our track-by-track review.Also on the show, A Lot Like Birds announced that they are calling it quits; Moose Blood released yet another statement regarding sexual misconduct allegations; new album announcements from Dance Gavin Dance, Thrice, and Underoath; and finally, we share our thoughts on albums from Dave Hause and Sammy Kay. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theskinnywithmikeandadam/support
Welcome to episode 52! Check out 7 brand new artists to feast your ears on with plenty of genres covered in this episode! We've got the likes of the brand new Frank Turner track 1933, as well as Moose Blood, Gambles, DeWolff and much more! Thanks for all the support once again, there might be a request for a patreon page soon...keep an eye out! Ta Rah x Website: www.themusicscout.co.uk Blog: http://www.themusicscout.co.uk/blog Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMv43UvaAS8UW7wF9N7Xv Facebook: www.facebook.com/themusicscout Twitter: www.twitter.com/themusicscout_ Email: themusicscoutpodcast@gmail.com Thanks to 'BenSound' for the wicked intro!
Ian and Dave will not stand idly by while the scene is bullied by bands and publications! They will not be silenced. They will be heard! They aren't scared of the scene "elite" who haven't been in touch since 'Three Cheers' came out. They aren't intimidated by the ones who pretended to create and support this great scene of ours! Be prepared. What a tease!Don't understand? Haha. Just listen in and hear all about it! It's time to fight back! But aside from that, get ready for your best weekly dose of metalcore, post-hardcore, metal, hardcore, electronicore, emo, screamo, rock, alternative, pop-punk, punk, easycore, deathcore, and really, all the core you could ever want!It's another FUCKING GREAT, FUCKING FREE (NSFW) episode of Ian Hates Music you say?!?! That's right! Ian and Dave talk your scene news from:New Found Glory, Bayside, Slayer, Self Help Fest, Gerard Way and The Umbrella Academy, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AREN'T REUNITING AND THEY"RE NOT TOURING, Chelsea Grin, August Burns Red, The Smashing Pumpkins, Johnny Depp and Marilyn Manson, To The Wind, and The Color Morale...And New Songs from:Moose Blood, Rolemodel, Tiny Moving Parts, Teenage Wrist, Ugh, Good Tiger, Harms Way, Forever Came Calling, Bad Wolves (all proceeds from their cover of 'Zombie' will go to the children of Dolores), Savage Hands, Thornhill, Half Hearted, Suicidal Tendencies, Extinction A.D., The Second after (who just signed with Revival Recordings), Light Up The Sky, Eternal Void, and Summer Wars!Add on album reviews from:Of Mice & Men - Defy - Rise RecordsCane Hill - Too Far Gone - Rise RecordsFall Out Boy - M A N I A - Island/DCD2 RecordsWe Set Signals - Abandon Ship EP - We Are Triumphant Terrible Love - Doubt Mines EP - Big Scary Monster Recordings Plus, Breakdown From The Past, Ian's voice goes in and out from too much talking, and much more!Also, Ian has opened a Patreon to help with costs of the many Ian Hates shows. If you have the means, please donate to keep the shows and quality going! Link below:Ian Hates PatreonAnd, Ian wants to put way more content on YouTube for everyone, so please use the link to subscribe so Ian can get a custom URL and you get even more great content:Ian Hates YouTubeDon't forget to support Ian Hates Music! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Music on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, SoundCloud, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Links below:Ian HatesFacebookTwitterInstagramiTunesStitcherGoogle Play MusicSoundCloudAnd the link for Ty's Blog - Check it out!Ty Rock CityAll sound bites or clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!Long days and pleasant nights.
This is an Ian Hates Music that has a TON of really great music to talk about! no big intro here, it's time to listen to the show!Get ready for your best weekly dose of metalcore, post-hardcore, metal, hardcore, electronicore, emo, screamo, rock, alternative, pop-punk, punk, easycore, deathcore, and really, all the core you could ever want!Another FUCKING GREAT, FUCKING FREE (NSFW) episode of Ian Hates Music you say?!?! That's right! Ian and Dave talk your scene news from:Austin Texas Venue Auction, Scene Grammy Nominations, Rock Sound Award Show..., Issues, NEW FROM FIRST TO LAST, Darkness Divided is Ending, and Melanie Martinez...And New Songs from:Senses Fail, Too Close To Touch, Hazing, Dream State, For All Eternity, Escape The Fate, Hit The Lights, Boston Manor, Moose Blood, Unlocking the Truth, QuietKind, Cane Hill, Sleeping Giant, Bad Fortune, Ai640, and Last Light!Add on album reviews from:Glassjaw - Material Control - Independent ReleaseIcarus the Owl - Rearm Circuits - Blue Swan RecordsEat Your Heart Out - Mind Games EP - Fearless RecordsSilence the Radio - Friendly Neighborhood Nightmares EP - Independent ReleaseThe Faceless - In Becoming a Ghost - Sumerian RecordsSittingthesummerout - Brick and Mortar EP - Ghost Factory RecordsLightscape - Circles EP - Independent ReleaseSmall Pond Big Fish - Wicked Young Wicked Old - Manic Kat RecordsSo Soon, The Truth - Familiar Violence - Cardigan RecordsHusbandry - Bad Weeds Never Die EP - Aqualamb Records Desires - BEEZLE - Third String RecordsPlus, HATEmail, Breakdown From The Past, and more of course!P.S. - Ian had to buy a new mixer for the show. Hopefully, everything sounds good! And, Ian apologizes for saying Last Night instead of Last Light while talking about this great band. And, Desires is not independent, they're on Third String Records! Oh Ian, when will you learn? Apologies all around!Also, Ian has opened a Patreon to help with costs of the many Ian Hates shows. If you have the means, please donate to keep the shows and quality going! Link below:Ian Hates PatreonAnd, Ian wants to put way more content on YouTube for everyone, so please use the link to subscribe so Ian can get a custom URL and you get even more great content:Ian Hates YouTubeDon't forget to support Ian Hates Music! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Music on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, SoundCloud, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Links below:Ian HatesFacebookTwitterInstagramiTunesStitcherGoogle Play MusicSoundCloudAnd the link for Ty's Blog - Check it out!Ty Rock CityAll sound bites or clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!Long days and pleasant nights.
In Episode 85 Angelo talks to the dudes from Choir Vandals! Topics: Their debut full-length album 'Dark Glow', the summer tour with Moose Blood, Angelo makes the dudes take a quiz to determine what Pop Punk band they are, and much more! Find out more about Choir Vandals: http://www.choirvandals.com Intro: Choir Vandals — A Place to Hide Full: Choir Vandals — Head in the Oven Outro: Choir Vandals — Lucifer Yellow Follow us on Twitter @SpinThoughts and Angelo @AVGargaro. Premiere episodes available on idobi Radio every Thursday at Midnight EST! Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, and more. Visit our website: www.thespinningthoughts.com
Mike Brad Lee returns to the show to tell us about his new project Antisocial. Listen to him perform two songs live on the show. https://www.facebook.com/mikebrad4life/ Local Spotlight: Friday, June 23rd: Down Low Kickers will be performing at 6th Street Dive. Show starts at 9pm. Friday, June 23rd: The Doom Room and Lafayette Theater presents: The Fine Constant, Mind’s Horizon and By The Thousands will be performing at the Lafayette Theater & Event Center. Doors Open at 8pm. Show starts at 9pm. $5 cover. Saturday, June 24th: Austin Stirling will be performing at Digby’s Pub and Patio. Show starts at 10pm Friday, June 24th & Saturday, June 24th: The Rockets Band will be performing at DT Kirby’s Beach Food in Monticello, IN. No cover charge. Quick Headlines: Spotify hits 140 million active users. Metallica Funko Pop!s are coming. Queens Of The Stone Age announce new album ‘Villains.’ No release date announced yet. Thirty Second To Marts say new album is coming soon. Muse announce they will be streaming their concert in Austin, TX live on Facebook June 10th at 9:10 pm CST. Upcoming Tours: Rise Against announce fall European tour with Sleeping With Sirens. Circa Survive announce a run of headlining dates. Four Year Strong announce second U.S. leg of ‘Rise Or Die Trying’ anniversary tour. (Riot Fest in Chicago, IL - September 15th) Andrew W.K. has announced a full band tour. (Riot Fest in Chicago, IL - September 17th) Tegan and Sara will embark on a 10-year run this fall in honor of ‘The Con!’ HIM have announced their North American farewell tour. (House of Blues in Chicago, IL - November 10th) Rob Zombie revealed a few road dates in July, September and October (Open Air Festival in Bridgeview, IL - July 14th) Bayside announce ‘The Walking Wounded’ 10-year anniversary tour. (Riot Fest in Chicago, IL - September 16th) Manchester Orchestra have announced a headlining tour this fall. ( Concord Music Hall in Chicago, IL - September 24th) Mastodon have announced a UK headlining tour. A Day To Remember announce North American headlining tour with Moose Blood and Wage War (Old National Center in Indianapolis, IN - September 13th) Albums of the Week: Grant - Rancid - Trouble Maker(Deluxe Edition) - 2017 Matt - Taking Back Sunday - Where You Want To Be (2004)
After losing everything in a crazy computer meltdown and Ian being laid off, somehow Ian was able to piece together the lost recap episode of So What?! Thank you to everyone who stuck with Ian Hates Music! More coming soon! Still working out the kinks, but trying to get back to the way things were! Ian and Jackson had an awesome time at So What?! in Dallas Texas this weekend! Now, you get to hear all about it! Ian and Jackson go through all three days of the annual music festival and show you why you should have been there! Trust them, you'll enjoy it! Plus, all your favorite topics of Ian Hates Music like every episode where you get your weekly podcast dose of metalcore, post-hardcore, metal, screamo, emo, nu-metal, punk, electronicore, pop-punk, and deathcore! So let's get into it! Here's another fantastic FREE episode of Ian Hates Music! Ian and Jackson talk your scene news from: Warped Tour, Moose Blood, Stick To Your Guns, Danny Worsnop and Asking Alexandria, Every Time I Die, and Taking Back Sunday! And New Songs from: Terror, Heaven Shall Burn, Body Count, My Enemies & I, Wednesday 13, Forget Tomorrow, The Acacia Strain, and Tigerwine! And album reviews from: Northlane - Mesmer - UNFD Creeper - Eternity, In Your Arms - Roadrunner Records Plus, Breakdown From The Past, concert reviews (So What?!, Enter Shikari, and Being As An Ocean), and so much more! Don't forget to support Ian Hates Music! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Music on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher Google Play Music SoundCloud And the link for Ty's Blog: Ty Rock City All sound bites or clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.
Best Friends with Sam Pura - Episode 6 - John Floreani (Trophy Eyes) In this episode: I interview John Floreani. He is the vocalist for the Australian band Trophy Eyes. John shares his experience of growing up in Australia and trsnforming into an international touring musician signed to Hopeless records. We talk about life, Warped Tour, and their current tour with the band Moose Blood. On this episode's "Hot or Shot" segment, I talk about Missing Richard Simmons, Tickled, and Chimpanze Poop throwing. Thanks for being my Best Friend! I hope you enjoy. Cheers! You can download, subscribe, and donate to my podcast here: Spotify, iTunes, PodBean Podcast Artwork by Tyler Way // Contact: Tylerway21@gmail.com Connect with Trophy Eyes / John Floreani, Sam Pura & The Panda Studios: IG: @trophyeyesmusichttps://www.thepandastudios.comIG: @sampura / @thepandastudiosFB: facebook.com/thepandastudiosTwitter: @sampura / @thepandastudiosAll Inquiries Please Email: Sam@thepandastudios.com Hot or Shot Theme Song Sam Pura - Episode 6 - Spotify Playlist Trophy Eyes Wikipedia
In Episode 36 Angelo and Brandon talk to Matt from A Will Away. Topics Covered: Their nationwide tour (with Moose Blood, Trophy Eyes, and Boston Manor), the debut full-length album "Here Again" (which is also Angelo's favorite album of 2017 thus far), Matt gets into some Pi Day questions and Angelo finally finds someone who shares his love of Little Caesar's Pizza, Matt gets down with the Fan Frenzy segment, and much more! Find out more about A Will Away: www.awillaway.com Opening Track: A Will Away — Well-Adjusted Full Track: A Will Away — Here Again Outro Track: A Will Away — Into the Light Subscribe to the Spinning Thoughts Podcast on iTunes, Google Play & more. Follow the podcast on Facebook and Twitter (@SpinThoughtsPod) to keep up-to-date with Angelo (@avgargaro), Brandon (BRobSpin) and everything music! Please visit our website for more! www.spinningthoughtspodcast.wordpress.com
A massive week at TNM and Hill and Beez are here to talk about the new Mastodon song/album, the latest additions to Download Festival 2017 and it's similarities with Slam Dunk, we review the new albums from The Menzingers, Lower Than Atlantis and Less Than Jake, live sets from A Day To Remember, New Found Glory, Neck Deep and Moose Blood as well as the Suicidal Tendencies headlined Resistance tour and we finish with an Album Club on the dark and sinister Abyss by Chelsea Wolfe. That’s Not Metal is powered by Marshall. The world’s leading amps, effects pedals, headphones and more are available at shop.marshallamps.com #liveformusic
F has been wife'd up and A made a girl laugh today. An off-script episode about catching up with our Apostle-like followers and the Vegas Golden Knights faithful. Hall of Fame inductions, Magic Takes, and a Take of the Year candidate. New Imagine Dragons and Moose Blood, and Westworld episode 9 talk. With one of A's roommates.
On this episode I remember my favorite comedic actor Gene Wilder. I speak of alienating myself from my friends and how toddler bullies are demon fuckers. Badly Drawn Jam is Moose Bloods Honey. Number 7 on my fav records of all time list.
On this episode I remember my favorite comedic actor Gene Wilder. I speak of alienating myself from my friends and how toddler bullies are demon fuckers. Badly Drawn Jam is Moose Bloods Honey. Number 7 on my fav records of all time list.
Back in 2014, The Amity Affliction's 'Let The Ocean Take Me' was ranked very high on both Adam and Mike's top albums of the year. Because of this, the band's new album 'This Could Be Heartbreak' has quickly become one of our most anticipated albums of this year. Find out how it stacks up against their acclaimed last album in our track-by-track review (Review begins at 34:00). Also on this episode, we've got album announcements from Green Day, Thirty Seconds To Mars, and Rock Sound's tribute album to The Black Parade; we discuss the recent rumors regarding the possible reunion of Sonny Moore (Skrillex) and From First To Last. Finally, Mike shares his thoughts regarding Pete's Dragon and Suicide Squad and Adam reviews albums from Moose Blood and Sianvar. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theskinnywithmikeandadam/support
Hill and Beez are in jovial moods as they review the new albums from Moose Blood, Periphery and Departures, there's chat on the new songs from The Dillinger Escape Plan and Opeth, concern over Marilyn Manson, which bands would grab gold for their continent on Olympic week and there's an Album Club on While She Sleeps's This Is The Six. Get 10% off of any band march, rock clothing, accessories and collectibles you order this week at emp-online.co.uk by using the code NOTMETAL at the checkout.
We bring you an extended podcast from Truck Festival. You can hear interviews with: Jodie Abacus: 0:00:00 Clean Cut Kid: 0:08:17 Moose Blood: 0:16:50 DMA's: 0:25:34 Spring King: 0:34:32 Sundara Karma: 0:42:10 Samm Henshaw: 0:47:39 Beach Baby: 0:56:54 Mystery Jets: 1:04:08 Created by Neil MacQuarrie and Nick Harris of RaW1251 AM.
The Summer of 2016 has been a huge summer of festivals for the SRA with backstage attendance at the likes of T in the Park, 2000 Trees and many more! In the middle of July we go backstage at the weirdly named Truck Festival, which unfortunately is nothing to do with trucks! Boo! However what it does have is some of the biggest names in music, from Kodaline to Mystery Jets, from Moose Blood to Manic Street Preachers! Check out our preview podcast here including an interview with Festival Manager Matt and lots of music from the festival. #SRA #TruckFestival #Podcast
Episode 214 - Want to meet your new best mate? Listen to this chat we have with Eddy Brewerton who is the vocalist/guitarist for one of my favorite bands around now, Moose Blood. We discuss his upbringing in the UK, factory work (seriously) and being thankful. I love him and his band and hope that you do to after this conversation. Try three meals FREE with Blue Apron. It’s simply a better way to cook. Amazon Affiliate Code to support the show! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers
Catching up on all of the recent news and album announcements for the past couple of weeks, Adam and Mike discuss the new albums coming out in the next few weeks and into the Summer for bands like Emarosa, Blink 182, Bayside, Northern Lights, Lindsey Sterling, Moose Blood, and many more. Sounding Off, Adam reviews albums from New Found Glory and Every Time I Die. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theskinnywithmikeandadam/support
Wahoo! We’ve hit the TEN episode mark AND we hit ONE THOUSAND total listens! Thank you so much everyone! We’ve got a super-long, super-special episode for you as a result of this. We’ve split this episode into two parts for you to make it a bit more manageable. The first part has our news, live music and new releases discussion, with the beginning of our discussion on Peter Gabriel’s Up. The second part finishes off our Peter Gabriel discussion, leading onto discussion of Green Day’s American Idiot and finally finishes off with recommendations. If you make it through both parts, congratulations to you! Recommendations • Rickleback: Blue Stahli’s self-titled album (especially “Ultranumb”), Punky Brewster’s (aka Devin Townsend's) “Cooked on Phonics” (in tandem with Green Day), Karaoke down the pub, Outlast (scare yourself silly) - more information on Outlast 2 is being released shortly, XCOM (futuristic murder chess), font wars, AND comic sans RAINBOWS ! • Romy: Catfish and the Bottlemen’s “The Balcony”, Weezer’s “The White Album” and their discography, Moose Blood’s new single “Honey”, Relient K’s new song “Bummin’”, Parks and Recreation, and Wharf Chambers if you live in Leeds. You can subscribe to the podcast on iTunes if you so desire (and rate/review us too if you’re feeling super generous!), and is also available on Overcast, Stitcher and TuneIn. iTunes - itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/first…d1079801210?mt=2 Overcast - https://overcast.fm/itunes1079801210/first-impressions Stitcher - http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82642&refid=stpr TuneIn - http://tunein.com/radio/First-Impressions-p831744/ Please direct any questions/thoughts/abuse (please don’t abuse us, we’re very sensitive souls) to one of us, Soundcloud, our twitter @impress_first or our email, podcastfirstimpressions@gmail.com. Next week’s albums: Arctic Monkey’s “AM” vs. Lamb of God’s “Sturm und Drang”
Wahoo! We’ve hit the TEN episode mark AND we hit ONE THOUSAND total listens! Thank you so much everyone! We’ve got a super-long, super-special episode for you as a result of this. We’ve split this episode into two parts for you to make it a bit more manageable. The first part has our news, live music and new releases discussion, with the beginning of our discussion on Peter Gabriel’s Up. The second part finishes off our Peter Gabriel discussion, leading onto discussion of Green Day’s American Idiot and finally finishes off with recommendations. If you make it through both part, congratulations to you! Recommendations • Rickleback: Blue Stahli’s self-titled album (especially “Ultranumb”), Hunky Brewster’s “Cooked on Phonics” (in tandem with Green Day), Karaoke down the pub, Outlast (scare yourself silly) - more information on Outlast 2 is being released shortly, XCOM (futuristic murder chess), font wars, AND comic sans RAINBOWS ! • Romy: Catfish and the Bottlemen’s “The Balcony”, Weezer’s “The White Album” and their discography, Moose Blood’s new single “Honey”, Relient K’s new sing “Bummin’”, Parks and Recreation, and Wharf Chambers if you live in Leeds. You can subscribe to the podcast on iTunes if you so desire (and rate/review us too if you’re feeling super generous!), and is also available on Overcast, Stitcher and TuneIn. iTunes - itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/first…d1079801210?mt=2 Overcast - https://overcast.fm/itunes1079801210/first-impressions Stitcher - http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82642&refid=stpr TuneIn - http://tunein.com/radio/First-Impressions-p831744/ Please direct any questions/thoughts/abuse (please don’t abuse us, we’re very sensitive souls) to one of us, Soundcloud, our twitter @impress_first or our email, podcastfirstimpressions@gmail.com. Next week’s albums: Arctic Monkey’s “AM” vs. Lamb of God’s “Sturm und Drang”
This week's episode looks at The Story So Far kicking a fan, a discussion of our favorite bands growing up and if we still listen to them, what services we use to discover new music, why Jason posts about mainstream music these days, Taylor Swift and Jimmy Eat World, and Moose Blood signing with Hopeless Records. We end with some talk about Green Day, Blink-182, and we wonder why Avatar is going to have way too many movies. Sponsors:Creep Records: Creep Records are a great record shop and record label out of Philadelphia. They're putting out JANK's 'Awkward Pop Songs' on vinyl and you can use promo code CHORUSMENDSBROKENHEARTS for a discount.AP.net Logo Pin: Get a commemorative AP.net logo pin at Hard Rock's Online Rock Shop. Hosts + More:Jason TateThomas Nassiff@encorepodcast Subscribe on iTunes: chr.us/encoretunes Show Archive: chorus.fm/encore If you like our show, please rate it in iTunes, recommend it in Overcast, and tell some friends about it -- it really does help! Thank you so much for listening. If you have any questions you'd like us to talk about on air, please use the hashtag #askEncore on Twitter.
Adam and Mike attended the Brian Fallon solo tour last week - in which they intended to release an episode interviewing fans but couldn't due to weather. They discuss the show, the songs, and the comedy stylings of Brian Fallon! Also discussed, Mikey Way's new band, Electric Century; Jarrod Alonge's Sunrise Skater Kids full length album; the scrapped Blink 182 album; Moose Blood dropping out of Self Help Fest; Kurt Travis leaving A Lot Like Birds; Hayley Williams and Chad Gilbert of New Found Glory got married; Mike recommends the new Netflix original series by Judd Apatow, 'Love'; and Adam reviews albums from Hands Like Houses, La Dispute, and Emery. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theskinnywithmikeandadam/support
We're back from a week off and this week, Adam and Mike discuss their trips to Montana and Missouri. Mike went on vacation to help take his mind off of what's been a difficult year so far. And Adam went to visit family due to his grandfather passing away.Also, rounding out the end of the episode, Adam reviews albums from La Dispute, Tonight Alive, and Moose Blood. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theskinnywithmikeandadam/support
Those who have followed Ian Hates Music from the beginning can tell you there has always been an element of danger and unpredictability in our shows. That’s Rock ‘n’ Roll. When you do over 52 shows in a year, you will inevitably have a few derailments, but the train always keeps on moving. Last episode, was one of those instances, but as they say, you aren’t a race car driver if you don’t wreck a car or two. We can’t wait to put on amazing shows starting with this episode all the way to our just announced winter shows all over the internet. See you all on the race track….bring a helmet…. and get ready for your weekly doses of metalcore, post-hardcore, metal, hardcore, electronicore, emo, screamo, rock, alternative, pop-punk, punk, deathcore, and really, all the core! Here's another AWESOME FREE episode of Ian Hates Music! Ian and Jackson talk your scene news from: A Day To Remember, Moose Blood, Wage War, Rob Zombie, Bayside, Tom DeLonge, and Famous Last Words! And New Songs from: Comeback Kid, Phantoms, Broadside, Wolf & Bear, Make Them Suffer, The Faceless, Oceans Ate Alaska, and Spite! And album reviews from: Brighter Than A Thousand Suns - The Way Out EP - Self-Released Hollow - Home Is Not Where the Heart Is - Independent Release Our Last Night - Selective Hearing EP - Independent Release Rise Against - Wolves - Virgin Records The Birthday Massacre - Under Your Spell - Metropolis Records Volumes - Different Animals - Fearless Records Bilmuri - Frame - Johnny Franck Productions Plus, concert reviews (Broadside, Tiny Moving Parts, Real Friends, Eidola, and Capsize), Breakdown From The Past, and so much more! Don't forget to support Ian Hates Music! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Music on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher Google Play Music SoundCloud And the link for Ty's Blog - Check it out! Ty Rock City All sound bites or clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.
Part of my "you need to know this band" series. I speak to the drummer of UK punk/indie band Moose Blood, Glenn Harvey about the difference between UK and US music scenes, a musicians career and being an introvert in a band. I promise this is a chat worth listening to and could potentially be your new favorite band. Please donate to the show! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers
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