Bike is Short for Bichael

7:45 Still Lemonade 8:24 Saw a giant Lidl 10:42 What we ate in Killarney 11:50 Mr Rogers puzzle 13:52 What is covid? 23:28 Cracker Barrell 29:01 Katherine memorized It Wasn't Me 29:38 Guards were called (guards = police) 33:07 Mean tiktok comments

This was recorded in February 2022 but is being posted in May 2022 ooops! 1:23 Maddie will sit in the cry room 3:08 If you didn't have to sleep and people found out about it, that would suck 3:20 Sleep is an excuse to not do things 7:20 Intelligent and Poor 9:22 “I am a public fool” -Maddie 12:12 Maddie tries to make a joke 13:25 Choose Your Own Adventure 17:30 rip in peace 20:31 It wasn't even Lent and now it's barely Easter

0:02 Katherine talks to herself for a bit 1:36 Middle Class today or millionaire forever ago 3:10 Building a tree house 6:56 We fight about Disneyland and word and Tarzan and Swiss family 8:48 “Katherine, listen to me.”-Maddie 12:03 Sharks are generally misunderstood 13:17 Mary's donkey

5:35 Who and why is listening 6:32 Maddie learns about ND burning down 8:50 ornament story 10:00 pretending electric towers are the Eiffel Tower is the height of comedy 12:06 Dump on Mary Todd's bed 12:49 Us listing out fave jokes 13:50 Lent 17:02 creative ministry 18:05 shot of olive oil 22:12 We both never got COVID 22:45 We don't owe our listeners anything 22:47 We don't have any listeners

Bichael, where the hell have you been. loca? 2:25 We are humble 4:30 The abandoned Dunnes 8:15 Celebrate Valentine's Day rigorously 10:55 Tequila 12:48 Glee's impact on humanity 20:00 T swizzle again 23:50 The delay is killing me with these songs 24:25 What a surprise “On My Way” is being played 25:20 This podcast is about entertaining the two of us and no one else bye 26:48 “I'm going to go feral for the reputation re release” -Maddie

Today we go back in time and bring three things. One useful thing. One useless thing. One thing that would actively hinder our time in England. While in in the past we worry about keeping the phones that we brought filled with battery but little do we know, once the phones die we get zapped back to 2022. 0:02 COVID?? 0:20 professional opening 0:24 Katherine's favourite joke where she pretends she doesn't know someone 0:40 two people who have hosted a podcast for over a year but have never met 0:59 quoting the Bible 2:03 MATH 2:15 57 have prime number energy but it's not 3:00 salsa authentica 4:08 broiling tortillas 8:30 filipino cupid 11:20 The Grandma in Encanto is kinda bitch 14:02 we get one good week 15:10 Today we are going to medieval England 16:55 It counts as one item cause you put it in a basket 21:20 somehow the phone is connecting to wifi 22:41 Tiktoks and a lava lamp 26:07 There's no one around and you won't get caught for stealing the sheep 28:01 What's a bitch? 28:55 Eight deblunes 29:47 This is dumb 31:08 Yeoldepubbe 31:38 Ye olde public house 36:20 Maddie tried a British accent 37:10 Katherine is related to a real witch

Before we get to today's topic we talk about Encanto, Google docs, swimming, the elephant in the room, and balloons. 1:09 It's a really funny story 3:19 Hopefully we don't get copyright stricken 4:43 Tio means uncle in Spanish 11:30 I feel physically like I'm falling apart 13:49 I have no idea what was said during that song 14:36 Loophole. They are singing about Bruno, not talking about him 25:35 Text if you want to watch the movie together 27:05 Google doc limit 29:00 Training 30:06 Commit to the bit 3:14 1.2 million characters 31:40 Maddie training for a half marathon 33:30 Selfie with the Cliffs of Moher 35:40 Venmo Maddie $2 36:55 Coloured or White Lights 37:26 Star or Angel 39:35 How much trouble can it get up to? 39:52 Katherine explaining the bit 42:02 Pelican 44:54 My mind is blank I've never experienced anything 49:00 the Elephant in the room 50:00 Maddie lost her hand 50:37 How overjoyed we are at the recent announcement at how sorry we are for the people who are not 52:00 Maddie leaves 53:06 How long can a helium balloon last? 53:19 Have you ever seen a balloon before? 57:40 Still talking about this balloon oh my gosh Katherine shut up I'm so sorry everyone I was so hyper during this for no reason at all.

0:20 Firework episode 1:15 don't buy a bike from target 2:12 would you rather: backward handle bars or unassembled? 6:45 tempo talk 8:20 Jesus and germs 18:30 Maddie is a huge Barbici Stan 19:15 we are sponsored by barbici except they're closed now 21:33 Anne's teacher's brother is BFF's with my uncle 23:45 This is crazy 26:55 She doesn't understand baking 29:43 Maddie saw God 31:09 airplanes: it's something about the wind

Surprise. We're back. It's been over a month since we did this so at the beginning we are awkward and don't know what to do. Then we read each other movie descriptions and have to guess which ones are real and which are fake. 0:30 haven't podcasted in a month, it's wild 2:00 the bus 5:34 a drifter and a quirky mortician 10:02 the dean is satan 11:42 Amy whinehouse 16:25 Paolo is the villain 21:47 the concept of Santa 25:00 dollar store secret Santa 32:11 we do whatever we want

0:43 Katherine is the worst co host in the entire world 2:33 Last episode of 2021 2:45 All we do is create content 3:20 Shut up 4:50 someone could be listening on Christmas Day 5:17 attempting to list our listeners 5:30 Paul? 10:07 The audio of Jamie Lee Curtis's Activia commercial 10:58 Tell me RIGHT NOW 11:42 Per per 12:05 Fighting about logic 12:30 Mad-dyson 13:26 She was going to ask how it died 15:35 Fairly Odd Parents 17:00 her entire birth chart was on the brim of the hat 18:15 Was you bad at walking? 21:50 They hung out on Christmas Eve and then she had to go back to Russia 26:33 Maddie shares tweets

:04 Stop yelling :20 instant giggling :30 cursive 1:45 Maddie slurping 3:00 Space Mountain couch things 7:41 This is mathematically our year episode 8:45 Maddie is not just special 11:20 Maddie reacts live on the pod 13:00 We collectively only listen to 3 songs 14:48 Katherine talking to herself 16:35 Maddie is chugging water for her half marathon 19:00 Gift guide section actually begins now 19:22 Immortal flowers 20:53 GLASS FLOWERS 23:20 46/47 of the items are types of glass flowers 25:50 “Since secret Santa is usually a multi day event” 26:27 Gas Nozzle 29:24 It's a verified sailor 29:50 “I love a good bus driver gift” 30:31 Really, really nice aluminum foil 33:16 Gift for your twin sister who was tragically switched at birth with a different baby so you grew up with someone who doesn't look anything like you 34:21 Cool Ranch Candles 36:30 She was like “what the hell” but in a good way 37:27 The gift guide for the sister you were raised with 40:05 we've included a way to find his address 41:38 A pandora charm that's ground beef 42:54 A charcuterie board immortalized of jewelry 46:32 Puppies are forever not just for Christmas 51:00 If anyone doesn't text we are taking down the gift guide

0:05 “I just want to be the guy when you guys are famous you're so familiar to me that I'm like “yeah” it's no big deal” -Jason 1:00 Sometimes bad movies are good 1:32 “When I've had a hard week I'm not going to be watching Soul or The Matrix” 3:15 “Sometimes I want to watch Vanessa Hudgens be three people at once” 3:50 Jason didn't see the value in stupid Christmas movies 4:40 Friends is stupid 7:28 Tall Girl is bad 9:10 Ugly stain glass windows 10:40 Talking about chapels 12:31 Gallore 13:50 Ireland is small 14:40 Classic midnight episode except it's only for Katherine 16:36 Purchasing relics 17:40 Hopefully Father Gary doesn't listen to this cause I spoil his Christmas gift 22:35 Brexit did you hear about that? 28:10 Fave parts of Bichael 38:11 Our patreon does not exist 42:40 Ripping James apart for no reason The YouTube video Maddie sent - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aUZct9967E&t=5s

It's the 50th episode of Bichael (and almost our one year anniversary, it would be our one year if we didn't take those two weeks off oops) Today Maddie and Katherine go back to their roots by doing the topics from their first episode in November 2020; Hot Takes and Monolith stories. They are also joined by a surprise guest, Jason, their former roommate who shall not be named. bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 0:11 ASMR 1:05 Our podcast is officially middle aged 1:40 Ranking all 50 types of bikes 2:05 Your land lady is a dog? 4:48 Banana bikes - I will not be explaining 5:31 Can you believe we've been doing this for 50 years? 6:13 Reading our old texts 9:27 puce 9:50 “Our brains are full os ridges” 11:37 fave Bichael memories 12:35 Maddie is savage 14:50 pecans v pecans 15:56 I want to fight for our fiftieth 16:52 People are obsessed with mashed potatoes 18:27 Raisins don't belong in cookies 19:02 Christmas pudding is vile 20:52 “Hell yeah I only eat brownies if there are walnuts” 30:12 I resemble a raccoon 30:22 GREG IS HERE 31:36 “Your microphones sound great.” -Jason 32:50 Our closest friends don't listen to the podcast (not talking about you Robert and James, you are our friends) 35:12 Pecan pie gets brought back up 35:42 “I think pecans are delightful” -Luigi 38:20 Minced pies 44:30 His fantasy is trying different types of butter 46:45 why does he know so much about butter

it's autumn, there's not a LOt goiNG on at the moment, and maddie and katherine Love to dIsh out adVice on the hottEst tunes on the airways. maddie Brags about her millIon dollar CoucH and kAtherinE is really into songs with numbers as the titLe. 0:32 It's about everyTHING but no-one 1:00 Struggle with asking questions and responding 1:38 We record these backwards now 2:19 This is not a good episode to start on 2:47 First active guest dog - Plato 4:29 FREE TURKEY 5:23 Is it alive or dead? 5:43 A frozen turkey from the blood frig? 8:00 Anne loves green bean casserole 9:30 Juices we like 10:36 It is Autumn 11:40 Song with numbers in the song 14:28 How many years is 10,000 hours 15:06 Color songs 17:04 Yellow, Blue Christmas 17:23 You know that feeling after confession? 18:35 I don't know about you but I'm feeling 10,000 hours old 19:06 Maddie's favorite genre of film 21:55 A short film starring Millie Bobby Brown 22:23 “Oh it's excellent. It's garbage tv.” 24:05 Is 19 your Middle Ages? 26:35 Remember in the olden days when you were stranded in a ship 29:06 I've never thought about anyone but myself 30:55 “I want people to know I own a million dollar couch” 32:05 If you don't know what we're doing just turn off the podcast and leave 32:40 Haven't spoken because of her stomach troubles

Maddie and Katherine each read famous quotes and the other has to guess who said it. 0:56 How to use the brakes on your bike 1:34 What day is today? 2:03 Us doing math with days 3:12 If you know any podcasts that are the same as ours but not let us know 3:54 “I want to linger in spooky season” -Maddie 4:39 Talking about future things for us but past things in podcast world 7:35 Maddie shows off her vinyl. Sorry that there are no visuals 9:52 failed segment 10:28 Hacking the main frame 12:00 Jake from Statefarm 13:54 This is a real person actually 14:25 I'm relistening and I don't even remember who said these quotes 16:01 Zoinks 17:52 Maddie has a Dokota Johnson/Ellen interview memorized 19:17 We owe you all nothing 19:35 Do our job for us please 20:10 “Be grateful for the crumbs of content we are spitting into your open palms” -Maddie 21:18 “We are here to talk about bikes so if you want to talk about something else, go somewhere else” -Katherine

Today is a ranking day. Katherine and Maddie talk in much detail about where the likes of Gatorade, sparkling water, rootbeer, lemonade, and more fits in a tier ranking. We also rank Glee characters and by we, I mean that Maddie ranks Glee characters cause Katherine knows very little. 0:44 Hi Bichaelists 0:58 We are niche internet micro celebrities 1:20 Need to put Bichael on my CV 3:15 Why would you start with Bichael? 4:09 Do we still talk? 5:42 S A B C D F 6:55 Gatorade has saved our lives so many times 7:55 Gatorade revived us 9:08 Lemon Lime sodas 12:05 Ordering pizza = cooking dinner 14:25 Fresh pineapple in lemonade 17:00 Katherine's Dad buys grape juice 21:02 Mellow Yellow 23:40 Maddie and Anne could potentially be co workers 27:57 Pulp/No Pulp, Bits/No Bits 28:25 Orange soda makes her feel like a sticky child 32:58 We talk about Glee for far too long 33:45 I am bored listening to this so I'm sorry if you are listening and also bored (this isn't what's going on in the episode but simply my editing mind) 38:24 I've kinda stopped editing. I'm just letting it run. 40:25 I leave to get water but honestly I just needed a break from talking about Glee cause it's too much for me 41:27 I thought Maddie would talk crap while I was gone but she just keeps going 42:50 Do you notice that I just start agreeing with everything she says? 45:10 I can't believe this is still going on 45:48 Sorry we abruptly ended. We kept recording though so there will be a new one next week. Maybe on time. Who knows. I have a busy week.

In a continuation from last week's episode, Maddie and Katherine reveal what they are experts in and then proceed to explain those subjects. 0:43 Katherine coughing 1:26 Gila monsters 3:00 Katherine brings up Lion King for some reason 4:15 Each bug has one leg 5:47 “I know how things get born and alive” 6:57 They eat corn on the cob 8:23 They are extinct 9:38 Maddie is the world's greatest expert in Yooperlites 12:15 “I wouldn't call them alive. I wouldn't call them dead…Would you call a light bulb alive?” 14:00 Is your mom a 20 questions ball? 18:52 Thermophiles 19:52 Maddie knows what a thermometer is 22:06 Maddie doesn't understand and thus she's stupid 25:44 Raccoon dogs 27:17 Don't support breeding raccoon dogs 28:43 They're awake all the time 31:50 The only time a raccoon dog would exist in the wild is if someone released it 37:28 All we get to our email is spam

You Thought We Quit. Joke's on You. This is now a surprise podcast. You never know when you're gonna get an episode. Don't EVEN get us started with the subject of today's episode. 0:15 You Thought We Quit. Joke's on You. 0:45 We are a surprise podcast now 1:10 Katherine was on a business trip “Getting that bread” -Maddie 2:17 Maddie met Annie TWICE 4:18 Evening prayer is invite only 6:18 What's up Christian 6:53 We have 12 twitter followers 7:04 Polls are a thing now 9:05 All books from Oprah's book club? 13:00 Don't get Maddie started on segways, she's morally against them 15:46 Don't get Katherine started about how we spell words differently. Tyre vs Tire. 17:37 “A” vs “a” 18:15 Don't get Maddie started on microphones 18:57 “I had to buy an external microphone to record this podcast with my arch nemesis, Katherine” 20:51 Don't get Katherine started on lapel mics 22:28 Don't even get Maddie started on France 22:40 France. They have too many nice things. 26:04 BUKE 26:28 Buke is short for puke 27:57 New kid named Tail

Everyone always loves when we give our recommendations so we're back at it again with a variety of book recommendations. Can you find the thread between these books? Katherine tells of her sleep walking woes. 1. Why would we have a bike themed podcast and not be obsessed with bikes? 2. We don't owe you anything 3. Katherine sleep walking sagas 4. Maddie didn't go see Matthew Morrison 5. 7 billion minus 15 6. Kristin Lavransdatter 7. Ella Minnow Pea by Mark Dunn 8. Crazy Rich Asians 9. Anxious People 10. Everyone chill 11. A Grief Observed 12. Read Narnia 13. A Gentleman in Moscow 14. The Choice 15. Find the thread 16. Dueling Ukuleles 17. Katherine and her siblings look like her parents 18. Trying to set up Katy and Thomas 19. Spoiler: There is no thread. We couldn't think of a topic so we gave actual book recommendations.

Autumn has begun so today Katherine and Maddie reminisce about some of their favourite childhood autumn/pumpkin memories. Maddie donated blood by choice this week. 1. New recording schedule 2. Bart and Jeremy 3. Bike Update 4. Proof Maddie doesn't listen to our podcast 5. Go Irish people 6. Irish by blood, donor by choice 7. Donate blood because of the snacks 8. Donor by force 9. Go donate blood 10. Rice crispy treats = blue bars 11. Viral tiktoks 12. Sunflowers 13. Farmer's Market 14. “I can't buy them because I eat them all.” 15. Everything is pumpkin flavor 16. Sometimes Fall is called Autumn 17. Pumpkin seed earrings 18. Pumpkin garden at school 19. PSL 20. Pumpkin King or Queen 21. Classic American traditions 22. Green pumpkins 23. “It makes me emotional thinking about it.” 24. The character is Halloween, the movie is not 25. Hocus Pocus 26. Halloweentown 27. The B word = bum 28. Walking under the ladder 29. Black cats 30. The Halloween Harvest Song 31. Halloween Pageant 32. 4th grade athletes on scooters 33. Pumpkin pasta sauce 34. Candy corn 35. Pumpkin Spiced - cheese, Doritos, greek yogurt, butter, pancakes, chocolate, bagels, eggs, beef, milk, toothpaste, body butter, nail polish 36. Only edible before it dries

Did you know that when you boil sparkling water it becomes still water? Well, now you do. Maddie and Katherine actually talk about bikes for a good while in this 42nd episode before giving advice to their listeners. Maddie saw Anne (Katherine's sister) but instead of saying hi they made awkward eye contact and moved on. 1. The numbers 50 and 52 are close to one another 2. Maddie saw Annie but they both didn't say anything 3. Eating by yourself is the best 4. Space Mountain explained 5. Plato joins the chat 6. New Bichaelist? 7. We love the name of our podcast 8. Bikes in trees 9. Athletes on scooters 10. Maddie's car got hit by an electric bike 11. No hoverboard for Matthew 12. The bike saga continues from last week 13. Maddie wasn't prepared to build a bike 14. Dick's is a sporting goods store 15. Katherine makes Maddie call the bike store 16. We reenact the call 17. Bike stationery 18. We know everything 19. Sui dynasty fashion 20. Small sleeved 21. Which came first the ice cube tray or the ice cube tray mold? 22. If Katherine was rich she'd by an ice machine cost 23. Why do you hate ice so much? 24. Plato isn't enjoying our conversation 25. Return it or give up 26. Get better taste and then come back and talk to us 27. Maddie tried to return a Walmart bike lock to Target 28. Aoife wants to meet Danny 29. Katherine's Hot Take: a dog is not a child 30. Toasters 31. Maddie hiccups 32. That's stupid question Katy 33. “Might I suggest brie? But only if you're royalty.” 34. Plato almost stopped breathing 35. Cut them into ovals 36. How to boil water 37. What happens if you boil sparkling water? 38. Does it boil the sparkling out of it? 39. The air pressure is probably fine 40. Go Irish

Over the summer Bichael bought some properties around the USA and now we will try to sell them to you. In real life Maddie bought a bike and now it needs a name. Katherine is watching the Space Mountain game as she records. Maddie is in Space Mountain and not at the game. bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. Space Mountain game was too late 2. Sometime when you drink juice time is different 3. Maddie has a bike now 4. They only had it at a specific Target 5. Her bike is broken 6. Space Mountain v Snow White's Scary Adventure 7. Naming Maddie's Bike 8. Touchdown 9. Bichael is an option but seems too obvious 10. Katherine has an attitude about the insta and needs to chill 11. Water break! 12. New umbrella alert 13. “Space mountain should be kicking Snow White's ass” 14. Snow White is in Ohio 15. Electrical socket wall 16. Studio in NYC 17. It's a trash can 18. It's a studio 19. “Do whatever you want, it's a studio” 20. Again with the knees touching 21. HOA 22. The backyard is a public park 23. Your bed is on the ground of the ride 24. It's non negotiable 25. You have to have three siblings to live here 26. $1299 27. We bought land 28. Norris

A bonus clip to celebrate our 40th episode. This is a throwback to Summer Episode 31 and is us struggling with the ice cube tray for about 5 minutes. PLEASE ONLY LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU ARE ON OUR PATREON. THIS IS THE HONOUR SYSTEM. THANK YOU.

Katherine is a quite literally a single mom who works two jobs (minus the mom part.) Maddie doesn't think you should sing the descant of City of God if you don't know the melody. We all agree. Bichael is 40! We basically rip off Jimmy Fallon's “Box of Lies” but you don't know if we are lying and the other doesn't know and everything is a lie. We also talk about some suggestions from James, Eva, and Paul (South Wales). 1. How's it going? 2. Did you think we'd get this far? 3. Six Zoom episodes 4. Katherine is a single mom who works two jobs 5. Rinaldo 6. Congrats to Rinaldo for playing soccer!! 7. No googling on company time 8. She loves a beach vacation 9. “If you're going to scam call me at least talk to me” 10. Only 7 people have ever done transatlantic podcasts 11. A woman well over seven feet 12. A talking car with low self esteem 13. I'm just a Hyundai 14. My middle seat in the back has been torn out 15. Garlic in a reusable bag 16. Soy sauce in a bichael mug 17. Stop yelling at us 18. The Prince of Denmark's March 19. Of All the Bird That I Do Know 20. A candle in a candle 21. It's your birthday present 22. Made trail mix because I'm a single mom who works two jobs 23. Everyone sucks cause no one answered the Insta question 24. We have 6 lurkers and 6 listeners 25. I improve with wine 26. Katherine is trying to lie but can't 27. Katherine struggling 28. Memory of a goldfish 29. Thanks Jimmy 30, Katherine's new goal 31. Big Guest for our year anniversary: Lance Armstrong 32. HSM song break 33. City of God descant 34. Paul's hail Tiktok 35. Time to end the episode 36. Byeee

We have archival recording of the two of us from March 12, 2020 so we react to that. Maddie visited Trader Joe's this week and Katherine went on a hike. 1. How do you start a podcast? 2. We're big into cycling 3. We hit it off because we were talking about bikes 4. Lance Armstrong 5. Katherine used to just turn on the TV 6. Maddie is exaggerating about how many times Katherine has made her watch Sound of Music 7. He's All That 8. The movie was bad 9. We got a monumental DM 10. James got a vanilla latte 11. He liked it 12. Maddie is in shock 13. He had never even tried it 14. Roger and his orange milk 15. “I for one am a milk hater” -Maddie 16. We were in denial 17. Making jokes about S**** having COVID 18. Chill people 19. Maddie is like 5'4'' let's gaslight her 20. Tall Girl was HORRIBLE 21. Talking about our fake patron 22. Does anyone want us to release us struggling with the ice tray? 23. Anne is tall girl 24. Tall Girl would have been much better if she was 7 foot 25. Father Gary likes Tall Girl 26. Corona party 27. Spoiler: Maddie didn't have COVID 28. Dual Confession 29. Hand Sanitizer everywhere 30. The Space Mountain Trader Joe's was nice 31. Stairway to Heaven

Maddie just moved. Katherine just moved. It only seems appropriate to swap some new recipes! We read each other the ingredients for a recipe and try to guess what the other is “making.” We also spend half the episode reading our “fan” interactions so sorry if that's boring to you. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. Do you hear those seagulls? 2. The squirrels of Space Mountain 3. It's our Fleetwood Mac episode 4. Tell Us Something We Don't Know 5. Stevie Wonder is in fact blind 6. Katy leave 7. Karen 8. A floating couch 9. How many inches in a mile? 10. What it take to make me smile 11. Treat me like a child 12. Selena Gomez cameo 13. Pisces are not allowed here 14. He's an elephant 15. Can run very quickly if he wants to 16. “I do like a man with clean teeth” 17. Beets v Beetroot 18. “I would like some egg” 19. Maggie understands what water is 20. Alcoholic seltzer 21. Mt Everest isn't the tallest 22. Maddie didn't watch the video 23. Wait, Maddie did watch 24. Hi Paul 25. Weird Spaghetti 26. From Cracker Barrel 27. Honey? 28. Hard cooked egg 29. The thing Katie Wethli loves 30. One pound of bologna 31. Milk glue 32. Horse Hooves 33. Onions in cornbread? 34. The trick to comedy is forcing it 35. Our newest listener: Katherine's Mom 36. Irish schedules are better in general 37. We've run out of ideas so please please please email us

We begin this week by reacting to some Olympic headlines - except we act like Amelia Bedelia the whole time. After that segment fails we take an abrupt left turn and start talking about what we're bringing to a deserted island(s). They also banter and react to the responses from their Instagram question "Who inspires you?" Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. Maddie has a headphone now 2. Raise your hand 3. This is one of the podcasts 4. I'm in a great mood 5. Recapped our weeks 6. Elvis super fan 7. Bitten by a stingray 8. Maddie is in Space Mountain 9. Katherine was born in Space Mountain 10. Who inspires you? 11. Britney inspires Aoife 12. Danny, Dude, not Will, and us inspires Katy 13. Jake from State Farm: Fashion Icon 14. Maddie left her purse in the car and almost stole groceries 15. Meijer is barely a step above Walmart 16. 1,000 tortillas 17. Costco Membership Alert 18. We begin our failed Olympics segment 19. Two people played all of Australia 20. An entire continent, in the dark 21. 25.36 million people 22. Alyson Felix decorated for Christmas 23. This is dumb 24. Cow, Cash, and Meatball Restaurants 25. What is a meatball restaurant? 26. This is our Amelia Bedelia 27. “We're trying so hard to make this work” 28. Ryan Murphy (creator of Glee) swims for team USA 29. Pivot to deserted island 30. There are three islands 31. One life saving, One stupid, One that will probably hinder you 32. Our center island has a kayak that we share 33. Ice Machine 34. A filing cabinet 35. The instructions on how to get off the island are in the locked filing cabinet 36. Lifejacket for if you hit your head on a rock 37. Can you order food to this island? 38. Us laughing for a while

It's our George Michael episode! Katherine is back in Ireland and Maddie is in the United States. Conveniently they've both met some guys who would be PERFECT for the other person. 1. Two disclaimers 2. She thought it was a religious podcast 3. What's the theme? 4. It's our #GeorgeMichael episode 5. whispers “I think he's dead” 6. Roast Us 7. We know what it means 8. Our podcast name is an emotion 9. Movement, Lifestyle, Emotion 10. Anne thinks Maddie looks like an Australian swimmer #Titmus11. Maddie is moving tomorrow 12. Shout out Aoife 13. Re-cichael 14. Cyclone, Mi-cyclone 15. What is a #pamplemousse? 16. Brake your brain 17. They are wheely good 18. You are great spokespersons 19. Hi Rory 20. Vanilla latte for James 21. On board with lavender latte ideas 22. Live reaction to [REDACTED] 23. Found someone perfect for Maddie 24. Nice calves 25. 10 tiny #goat hooves 26. The hooves are a foot long 27. #Corduroy Skin 28. It's #lime 29. Three eyeballs 30. Give him my fax machine address 31. He smells like #hardboiledeggs 32. Survival Skills 33. He is #Bigfoot 34. “I promise he's so cut in person.” 35. Microphone hands 36. Constantly recording to his brain 37. Is he human? 38. Maddie explains #microphone 39. Mic is short for Michael 40. Also his family wants to eat you 41. He will watch you while you sleep 42. Bee segment 43. How should we tell Katherine's roommate? bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

But the question is, do we know how to use them correctly? After a 5 week holiday we are back with a new episode. This is a professional production now that we have microphones and zoom invitations for each other. We recap our summers and talk about nothing. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. Testing our fancy new mics 2. “We're like professionals now” 3. This is our hobby 4. Our first episode in five weeks 5. We make no money off of this 6. It's an investment in our listeners 7. Accidentally left in [REDACTED]'s name 8. Shout out to our mascot 9. We've been in vacation mode 10. Opposite ecosystems 11. Fan meet and greet with Amy 12. The geysers are fake 13. Bison 14. West coast is best coast 15. Oregon trail 16. Talking about bison but we actually don't know anything about bison so just ignore us 17. Maddie isn't moving to Utah 18. Alvin and the chipmunks 19. Kids don't have taste until they're 15 20. Alfonso Grantham 21. Anne interrupts 22. Vanilla Latte 23. Obituary Pics 24. Danger 25. Italian Sunsets 26. DiGiorno 27. Celebrity at a wedding 28. Ivory Coast soccer team 29. Why Luke Skywalker is a drama queen 30. Katherine's uncle Robert 31. Abandoned toilet 32. What are we doing? Being a professional podcast 33. Get your head in the game 34. HSMTMTS 35. This show is so bad Bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

As our dinner reservation for 9:30pm quickly approaches and Maddie makes our fifth drink of the afternoon we run out of time and then get sentimental later the next day. What a journey it's been! We shall continue the podcast on different continents in the future. 1 . On your bike 2. On your bichael 3. Mom intermission 4. Matt is back 5. How would they know? 6. A little bit of grenadine 7. Four mismatched AirPods 8. Footloose 9. Our friend, Kenny 10. You don't exist unless you're on the pod 11. This is not a professional pod 12. Katherine is staying in Ireland, Maddie is going to the USA 13. Less of a podcast, more of a movement 14. Table numbers 15. Arancini 16 .Asparagus 17. Maddie is Mormon now 18. It's hard because I don't remember anything 19. We reflect 20. Ben Benana Cream Pie 21. We review our podcasts and don't remember anything 22. We get sappy 23. Maddie just shows up 24. What're you gonna do? Mob? 25. Maddie's birthday gifts 26. Happy Christmas, Fungie 27. See you in the future

Everyone keeps calling and begging for us to give more movie recommendations so that's what we provide on today's episode. We are big fans of people who choreograph movies in general. Email bikesishortforbichael@gmail.com 1. We know each other 2. Too many spirits 3. Matt is back 4. It's red cranberry juice, deal with it 5. “What am I paying you for?” 6. Reservation update 7. Tastes like Christmas 8. I have a feeling that tonight's going to be a good night 9. Whooo whooo 10. Glee is so bad 11. We don't speak outside of the podcast 12. We put up the poll for real 13. Everyday I put up polls and questions and no one answers 14. Let's circle back to the grenadine 15. We explain again that our reservation changed 16. It's not the heat that gets you it's the humidity 17. Cicadas 18. Surprise Maddie's getting married 19. Constantly picking wedding music 20. We haven't seen each other in a month 21. Andy 22. Speaking is hard 23. Dirty Dancing 24. The dancing and the dirt are the best part of Dirty Dancing 25. No peasant dirt 26. Dirt Girl 27. High School Musical 28. We can't dance 29. I'm Kenny Ortega 30. What was the musical in HSM? 31. Parade dance scene 32. HSM2 33. More on that later 34. Everyday 35. It's not so much a movie as it is an experience 36. Hannah Montana Meet Miley Cyrus Tour 37. Katherine's died 38. Maddie won't shut up about the dancing 39. HSM3 40. We miss you all

Shoutout to Robyn for this segment idea. We each brought five-ish stupid Etsy/Wish/EBay listings to the pod and made each other guess stuff. Idk it's hard to explain. Just listen. 1. Katy and Matt are here 2. Jamie Lee Curtis inspired drink 3. Matt is well aware of Jamie Lee Curtis and her Activia sponsorship 4. Katy updates us on her adoption 5. Why do we keep saying “honestly?” 6. Let's talk about Katherine's allergies again 7. Thanks for the text Robyn 8. Giant carrot body plush pillow 9. Energy levels drop dramatically 10. 3 inch rare Tibetan bronze painted human Skelton monkey head statue 11. Doritos 12. Cheetah City 13. Calling Matt 13. DJ Katherine 15. James calls back 16. A Bichael pen is the reason James will pass his exams

To celebrate Katherine's birthday (though we record this two weeks in advance) we bring back a fan favorite segment- I Have A Question. The ice cube drama at the beginning is actually 10 minutes long and we cut it out. If you'd like to hear the whole thing DM us. 1. It sounds like one minute but we struggle with the freezer for like 10 minutes 2. It's Katherine's Birthday! 3. What's your late 20's? 4. Drink inspired by Taylor Swift 5. Bad Blood 6. Pretending we are in the future 7. Calling Annie 8. I Have A Question 9. Olive Oil in all case 10. You don't eat giraffe spit you drink it 11. It cathartic to shove people out of the way 12. How do I say this? I think I'm better than other people 13. Grape is amazing 14. Your favorite hypothetical situation is back 15. “I've got a wife and kids at home, this is the only way to provide for them” 16. He's taking seeds 17. Bird crap is chic 18. That's a nice marble light fixture 19. Glee is a masterpiece 20. Andrew doesn't pick up 21. Calling Katy 22. Katy wants a panda 23. Calling James 24. Why are you ringing me from Maddie's Facebook messenger? 25. Andrew calls back 26. Three wacky numbers on the back 27. Is this a secure line? 28. No one is listening 29. His name is Chad 30. It's nonnegotiable 31. He's 1 plus 14

Prank calls, cocktails, and family toothbrush are the best ways to describe this inaugural episode of Bichael in the summer. 1. By the last episode we'll be feeling nice 2. Italian sunset 3. [REDACTED] is our favorite person we've ever lived with, together 4. Amaretto 5. I'm in Italy when I close my eye 6. Shut Up about everything 7. Katherine got a COVID test 8. Email from Nick 9. The Great Lakes 10. Just call us and flatter us 11. Email us and tell us how funny we are 12. Toy Story? 13. It's Kyrie not Kyle 14. Toby McGuire always looks sweaty 15. Key Lime Pie Memory 16. Sometimes bullying works 17. Talk more about cheese 18. Ham loaf contortions 19. Airport Pet Peeves 20. We're bratzs, not the doll 21. Calling Dominique 22. “I'm so confused but I'm so happy this is happening” 23. Calling Robert 24. In the Shark Tank 25. Voicemail for FaceTime 26. A solution to hot cheese 27. Laid over for 400 hours on the way to a picnic 28. Airport pet peeve-they don't let you leave 29. That's Mrs. Shark to you 30. Mittens for your car 31. We start getting very giggly 32. Eye Mist break 33. Door-to-door vegetable salesman 34. Family Toothbrush 35. “I don't think you know anything so for that reason I'm out” 36. Personal hype man 37. That's just Alfred 38. New traffic light colors 39. Flavor changing gun bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

What begins as Katherine and Maddie trying to guess what song the other is playing as quickly as possible turns into every song just being Taylor Swift. Maddie singing the first lines of Year 3000 may be the funniest part though. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. Thirteen hours on a bus 2. Eight or nine hours 3. A man on a bike hit Maddie's car 4. Our address is 123 Main Street, USA 5. Bichael is just improv 6. Went to the new Lidl 7. Katherine is her father 8. 5 hour episode prep 9. Bike themed cocktails 10. Another midnight episode 11. Giants Causeway 12. Happy Birthday, Katie 13. We missed World Bike Day 14. We missed 4-20 15. Kool cat 16. Cool Kat 17. Kooler people 18. Play 3 seconds of a song and guess that song 19. Glee 20. Taylor Swift 21. Another Glee song 22. Without you I'd be real sad 23. Maddie chooses Glee for every other song 24. Queen 25. Woke up with my neighbor called Peter 26. Realizing this is all just Hannah Montana and Taylor Swift songs so sorry 27. Picture me with a Kodak, I'm in Times Square with a Kodak 28. Billiam Joel 29.Hopped off the cab at LAX 30. Turned 98 31. On My Way by the LEGEND Phil Collins 32. Did Brother Bear suck? We don't remember 33. Gonna put a robot test on our podcast bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

It's the middle fo the work day but Maddie and Katherine stepped out of the office because we love our bichaelists that much. If you are ever in Killarney we 10/10 recommend renting bikes. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. We have huge news 2. We rode bikes 3. Go look at that meme 4. Everything will be revealed 5. “We didn't record Bichael this week” 6. Maddie is actually funny 7. Watch tan 8. We rode bikes 9. Bichael goes on tour 10. Tour de Bichael 11. Venmo ad 12. We rode bikes 13. Snow White 14. We rode bikes 15. We went kayaking 16. Shout Out Leah 17. Round of applause 18. No one has proposed at my wedding 19. Shout out Andrew 20. Speak, Dog 21. Revealing microphone secrets 22. What's one important skill you think everyone should have 23. Cooking 24. Cursive 25. 24 hours in a day 26. We rode bikes 27. Tell them we sent you 28. If you could change one thing about your job what would it be? 29. Favorite class from college 30. Pirates of the Caribbean 31. Gnomes 32. Maddie doesn't know how to pose a question 33. Fell off her bichael 34. Did you know we rented bikes? bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

How well do we actually know each other? This week Katherine and Maddie compiled statements/stories about themselves and the other person has to guess if it's true. 1. If you have a bike email us a picture of it 2. Today is the first week of June 3. Hot take: Maddie likes her birthday 4. White chocolate mocha truffle 5. Sunburn 6. We got a dog and almost named it Bícheál 7. Maddie hates Madagascar 8. Scary Stories 9. Egg Salad 10. Paprika 11. Poker Face 12. Maddie thinks you get dealt one card in poker 13. Candle 14. We talk about scented candles again 15. The dining hall chocolate milk is excellent 16. Milk with spaghetti 17. Dairy Princess 18. PB&J and chocolate milk 19. Reese's is our favorite candy 20. Too soon to tell 21. Send us a voice memo 22. bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 23. PLEASE STOP INCLUDING ME IN THESE EMAILS 24. Look at us

Neither Katherine nor Maddie have watched Eurovision, ever. They barely know what it is. This week they react to various countries' acts and try to guess which country's performance we are watching. 1. This is a podcast where we discuss bikes 2. “This is a good joke” -Maddie 3. M83 Midnight City 4. It's Midnight 5. Kayaking 6. You have a lot of energy 7. Why has it been good 8. Bichael Kayak 9. I've stepped in poop 10. I also look where I'm going 11. Write a funny joke review please 12. Eleanor is our personal violinist 13. She's never listened but has a mug 14. We are actually 6 months now 15. Everyone send us bikes 16. Shout out Robert 17. It's not hurting I'm strong 18. There's a spreadsheet 19. Rules explained 20. Israel not France or Germany 21. Katherine is Norwegian 22. It's an eagle, I thought it was a cat 23. We got Ukraine correct 24. Douze 25. Stop guessing France for everything 26. Wrong about France again 27. El diablo 28. Cyprus not Greece 29. So French 30. Heard it here first, Italy won 31. Quick text from Mom 32. You fools 33. Lidl is reopening

Today we moved out of our recording studio (aka the living room) and into Maddie's room. We spend time describing what we see around us but only 50% of it is real. We also call [REDACTED] our former roommate. We apologize in advance for his language. 1. Room reveal 2. Welcome 3. Best part of this room - the light switch 4. We just describe Maddie's room 5. Allen the turtle 6. Allen is not real but we talk about him like he is 7. Does anyone even read the notes I leave on these? 8. Lmk if you read this 9. If you don't, then don't let me know 10. I'm editing and still listening to this turtle bit and it is so dumb 11. Maddie's turtle named Madison 12. Remember the memories 13. Maddie pulls out a polaroid camera 14. Drink break 15. We describe the pictures on her wall 16. We studied abroad in Italy can you tell 17. Calling S**** 18. Bike is short for Bicycle 19. Special Guest: Matthias 20. Dublin to space to Colorado to space to Dublin 21. Yes, we evaluate every bit after we do it 22. Recap last episode 23. At least he brushes his teeth 24. Make sure you floss 25. Hey Bee 26. The toothpaste boi 27. Don't leave the water running 28. Should we start talking in accents? 29.Backyard 30. Suitcases 31. This is not ending 32.Cousins 33. I never come to this side of the room 34. Step Stool 35. Teaching Maddie how to use her blinds 36. Flags 37. USA 38. Ireland 39. Business on the Ivory Coast 40. Gerald 41. Records 42. We ran over a bunny 43. Hairspray

Bichael Podcast is on the road this week as they visit James and Jason to debate LaCroix. James and Jason are wrong, just in general. They all taste test sparkling water/selzers, James imagines that the LaCroix factory is kinda like Willy Wonka, Jason wants a rat, and one crazy person among the group confesses that they don't use water to brush their teeth. Email bikeisshortforbichael@gmail.com 1. Jason's employer never learned his named 2. A domestic feud has brought us here today 3. “For the listeners” 4. Introducing our sparkling drink line up 5. Blind taste test 6. The Tesco Lad 7. “There is a bang of peach off that” 8. James sets the scene 9. Bichael on the road 10. We're sitting on the roof of a chapel 11. Pizza break 12. That LaCroix is not fresh, it's been unrefrigerated, sitting in a basement, next to a brewery, spiders, and potentially rats 13. Spider Place 14. If you don't get the plain one that means you have Rona 15. LaCroix looks like a public bus seat 16. The LaCroix factory is like Willy Wonka 17. “I don't burp full stop.” -James 18. What's the CDC? 19. Critics of De Croix 20. Central Disease Centre 21. “Something can taste like a chemical and not taste bad.” -Maddie 22. Tap water is free 23. Greek Yogurt 24. Seems like no one won that debate 25. Jason loves rats 26. Domestic rats are different from sewer rats 27. You do not need water to brush your teeth 28. James brushes his teeth for 5 minutes 29. Pea sized amount not Pee size 30. James is allergic to penicillin 31. Callum cameo 32.

Maddie and Katherine read recipe ingredients and the other has to guess what the recipe is for. Beef stroganoff is guessed far too many times. 1. James Taylor Episode 2. Should we switch seasons? 3. Most of the time we just talk about bikes 4. Field Trip recap 5. Are you okay? 6. Trying to guess recipes 7. Beef stroganoff 8. Sweet and sour mix 9. One dessert spoon of flour 10. Centigrade 11. Strawberry omelet 12. 1 1/2 tbps contact solution 13. Six bananas 14. Pop its 15. Kids are into ice cube trays 16. Pop it phone case lady 17. Silly bands 18. How much do pop its cost? 19. How much do peloton bikes cost? 20. It's a bike 21. We don't know about pelotons but we talk about them 22. Shout out Leah 23. Just shouting everyone out here at the end 24. Why did we post a picture of salsa? 25. Homemade salsa with a period 26. Do you call them field trips? 27. What would you call going to Italy with 24 other 20 year olds who can't appreciate the Vatican? 28. Paris or San Francisco? 29. Maddie saw a whale shark 30. Where's the biggest aquarium?

The title of this episode is fairly self explanatory. Katherine and Maddie discuss conspiracy theories that they low key believe in (okay maybe they don't believe in all fo them.) Email bikeisshortforbichael@gmail.com 1. I don't know about you but this is episode twenty two 2. Taylor Swift is discussed yet again 3. “Are we okay?” 4. We talk about scheduling our debate (even though we've now already scheduled it) 5. Medieval Italian 6. We talk about Steve multiple times 7. Dante 8. Maddie speaks Italian 9. Avril Lavigne was cloned 10. The vibes are different 11. Big Foot and Loch Ness 12. Walt Disney is Frozen 13. Goofy in the churros 14. Haunted Mansion Memories 15. Amelia survived 16. Tbt 17. Moon landing was faked 18. Celebrities 19. Flat Earth 20. Pandemic Nicknames 21. Pringle Can 22. Panini 23. Panorama 24. Pants on Fire 25. Pandora 26. Panini Press 27. Pythagorus 28. Satan 29. Pandemilovato 30. Paleontologist 31. When we get out of this Panera 32. Photosynthesis 33. Thanks, Robert 34. 17 likes out of a thousand views 35. We talk about our likes on Tiktok 36. Frogs 37. We are turds 38. Best Part of the Week

Yes, we realize this is a podcast which means you can't see or taste anything we see or taste. Yes, we still decided to do a caterpillar cake taste testing. Email bikeisshortforbichael@gmail.com 1. Our podcast can finally drink! 2. Recap this caterpillar drama 3. Marks and Snitches 4. Lidl didn't understand the assignment 5. Cupcake Colin 6. We eat the face 7. Should we be concerned? 8. We eat Calvin's face 9. Curly is too dry 10. Caterpillar facts 11. Metamorphosis by Hilary Duff 12. 4000 muscles v 650 muscles 13. We rank grocery stores 14. Lidl gets the No.1 spot, are we surprised? 15. Kroger has the vibe of Lidl 16. You get hot dog 17. We rave about Costco 18. We rave about Trader Joe's 19. The end. bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

We would never recommend movies we have never seen. Email bikeisshortforbichael@gmail.com 1. Billie Eilish Episode 2. Episode 20 and we are still trying to figure out what this is 3. Our 20's of fans 4. Fan corner 5. The Bichael Community 6. Hating LaCroix is our whole personality 7. Obama dropped us 8. Sponsored by White Claw now 9. Why do you assume we're American? 10. Sentient Mountain 11. Everest went to the ND football game 12. Lake or Water or Ocean 13. Knives Out 14. So funny, So sad 15. Freaky Friday 16. My Girl 17. Beverly Hills Chihuahua 18. Dognapped vs Dog sleeping 19. Falls in love but doesn't stay in love 20. “We're going back to Beverley Hills. Come on, Chihuahua” 21. Halloween 22. Bichael Beyers 23. Who is the lady in the Activia commercial 24. Superstore 25. Glee 26. Bye

Do you ever think about how close the Dublin zoo is to Phoenix Park? Do you ever think about how when you're in Phoenix Park a gorilla is just chilling in a zoo now too far away? Well, Maddie thinks about that. But for real I went back and wrote descriptions for these episodes months later and I can't, for the life of me, tell you what the main segment of this episode was. Email bikeisshofforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. Forgot to ask permission 2. Paul (South Wales) 3. Not sure if we want to be viral 4. Check in on our Twitter 5. Plans for when we go viral 6. We owe it all to you, James 7. Fan Email - Volleyball Training 8. This podcast has free will 9. We have a theme song by Justin Bieber 10. Peaches and Weed 11. Small creators support small creators 12. Fearless (Bichael's Version) 13. We fan girl over Taylor Swift for a bit 14. We aren't starting a patreon 15. Introducing our patreon levels 16. Vibing in the park 17. The Gorilla in Dublin Zoo 18. Maddie doesn't love Madagascar 19. Giraffes 20. Your fav part of Lidl 21. Lidl please sponsor us 22. Lidl in the USA 23. Maddie and Anne host the podcast now 24. Thank you, haters

What are banks? Why do we have them? How do they make money? Who owns them? All of these are answered in a segment where Katherine (a millennial) explains adult things to Maddie (gen z). Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. We can buy lottery tickets now 2. This is the guinea pig 3. Easter Weekend recap 4. All of lego Potter for $13 5. What's in your cup? 6. This is an Anti LaCroix Podcast 7. James and Jason Voice Memo 8. Time and space for clarity 9. Our sympathies but not our empathies 10. Our tiktok is going to blow us up 11. The Suez Canal 12. Let's talk about canals 13. I wonder if a boat has ever gotten stuck in a canal 14. It means it's got no locks 15. Isthmus 16. All about canals 17. Do you think the boats ever get stuck? 18. Fav thing you've seen in the canal 19. Katherine explains adult things again 20. Banks 21. Ron Swanson 22. I've seen Mary Poppins so many times I don't remember 23. Toon Town 24. Bank in monopoly 25. We keep shouting out our tiktok 26. Maddie's embarrassing story 27. Katherine's embarrassing story 28. Katherine yelled at some parents 29. The saddest thing

Today we ask each other questions that are not controversial yet somehow become controversial so we agree to disagree. We are in the midst of preparing for Holy Week and Easter so our brains are losing it. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. Chug 2. She doesn't want to be perceived 3. You guys would really care if we didn't post this week 4. Different air quality 5. Shout out 6. No Jeff 7. Segway 8. Scented vs Unscented 9. Hypothetically speaking what if a bird broke into your house 10. Children should get an education 11. “Why are we forcing children to learn how to read?” 12. Vibe until they're eleven 13. They're stupid 14. Cactuses 15. Mojave desert and no legs 16. Jesus had Christmas lights 17. I don't want to say you're stupid 18. Do we need water? 19. Another Hypothetical 20. An Italian Magpie 21. Maddie likes grape now 22. No podcast or a nape 23. “Education” is “good” 24. I did get an education, I just don't think I should have 25. Hate you more now 26. Assumptions bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

Katherine and Maddie talk all things cheese by ranking their favourite types of cheese. They are really desparate for topics this week. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. Chicken egg or Chocolate egg? 2. Hot cheese takes 3. Hot takes about cheese 4. Fan corner 5. Bichaelangelo 6. Hey Conroys 7. Cheesy Potaters 8. Pretty Little Liars 9. Longcorn Steakhouse 10. LaCroix is LaBad 11. What's Earth? 12. Introducing Cheese 13. Goat Cheese 14. Brie 15. We drone on about cheese 16. Nachos 17. Rant about Ireland's lack of tortilla chips 18. Blue Cheese 19. Babybel 20. Parmesan Memories 21. Maddie boujee 22. Dreams 23. Drive on the left 24. Corn hole 25. Fecund River 26. Rude animals 27. Leprechauns 28. Teacher names 29. Ok bye 30. Us laughing for 2 minutes

Katherine and Maddie each enter the Shark Tank as they pitch business and product ideas to each other. Ideas include fake grocery stores, water beer, and car ovens. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. An episode where we just sleep 2. Today is Shark Tank 3. We went on a walk 4. The windy made it cold 5. The Vibe 6. Is there a George? 7. Hey James 8. All of our listeners are named Katie or Katherine except for the ones that are not 9. Welcome to the Shark Tank 10. A fake grocery store just for teenagers 11. Have you ever made a quesadilla? 12. No. 13. Food staples 14. Just staple it back together 15. Sell it at fake Tesco 16. It's 100% accurate but only 95% of the time 17. 2000 questions 18. Did you like Bridgerton? 19. “Will you like it? Maybe” 20. Hats for your shoes 21. Trampolines are long term investments 22. 80% break their arms, 20% break their legs 23. Water Beer 24. Beer Water 25. Just the Pod 26. Musical about the Dublin Bus 27. Portable Farmer's Market with Luigi 28. Car Oven 29. Portable Pasta Maker 30. Different currencies 31. Chuck E. Cheese Coins promote culture 32. Have you ever been at a party with La Croix? 33. A gun that shoots darts into La Croix 34. We'd rather people buy La Croix and then destroy it 35. This gun does not shoot La Croix 36. Thank you, Shark 37. Edible Slime 38. It's 100% nutritional 39. Bikes for babies, birds, and fish 40. St. Patrick's Day Song 41. We enjoy doing this 42. “Don't talk to me unless we're doing a podcast” 43. The Glee Cast 44. Taylor Swift 45. Our contract says we have to leave in the dumb jokes BONUS SEGMENT feat Maddie's roommates but not Maddie 46. I could win against a whale 47. A girl fell into a whale 48. 50 toes, 12 feet

Maddie teaches Katherine about historic fashion and then they discuss some of their favourite YouTube videos. They're outside today cause it's actually tolerable out there. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. We are arch enemies 2. Vlog within a podcast 3. It's the Ariana Grande episode 4. Maddie is going to a town, to a school 5. “They called me on the phone, I don't know how they did that.” 6. We have fun (we are fun) 7. Fast facts about historic fashion 8. Long shoes 9. Regency Era 10. It's colder in England than Greece 11. Good birthing hips 12. Hello airplane 13. This is less funny 14. Rodents live in the wigs 15. Pride and Prejudice 16. Pirates of the Caribbean 17. Men should hunt and kill 18. You didn't come here for information and facts 19. Rick 20. Resident Mount Everest Expert 21. Eggnog 22. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlBj9Mw3Cdg 23. Screaming in the neighborhood 24. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od7P-RhLjLQ 24. Jeremy Renner 25. Famous by Masaon Ramsey 26. It's a bop 27. Is he like 40? 28. Old Town Road 29. It's just money Email: bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

What animal would be a good receptionist? Our answer may surprise you. Katy is here! (Cause she was in the room and we didn't want to kick her out cause it's technically her living room.) 1. Katy is here to talk Taylor Swift 2. Driver's License Remix 3. Maddie is ready for a baby 4. Wing Wing 5. Katy is just here 6. How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? 7. Determined Chickens 8. 426.66667 chickens 9. Bichael Media Group 10. “This animal looks all professional.” 11. Crocodile 12. A frog 13. Lab 14. Zebras 15. Buy our media 16. It looks like an eggplant 17. Cookies 18. We're selling lots of media 19. Everyone wants free crap 20. No beanies 21. Office mug 22. No birds 23. "Squirrel looking thing” 23. Jesus ate at a Carrabba's 24. Free haircuts 25. The grossest fingernail story 26. “Why can't he just use rice?” 27. Annie enters the chat 28. We run a resort now 29. Tiger Woods 30. Lady Gaga 31. Don't steal dogs, hire them as your secretary 32. Seattle Mariners 33. The whole team has COVID 34. Alex Morgan 35. Ranking Taylor Swifts songs 36. Taylor Swift 37. Fearless 38. Speak Now 39. Red 40. 1989 41. Reputation 42. Lover 43. Folklore 44. Evermore