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Did President Trump just drop a bombshell about the 2020 election, or was it just hype?

What really happened in Trump's meeting with the Iraqi PM, and what is Gavin Newsom planning next?

Did Lindsey Graham's sister just get appointed to the US Senate?!

Did Senator Lindsey Graham actually die of a heart attack, or is there a massive cover-up hiding what REALLY happened during his final trip to Ukraine?

What happens when a YouTuber exposes a massive Lego scandal and gets hit with $100 million lawsuits and secret government subpoenas?

What happens when the DNC pulls the plug on a popular veteran lobster farmer's Senate run?

Did Donald Trump just pivot US foreign policy to Turkey and ditch Israel?

Did President Trump just bail out the US Men's National Team at the World Cup? And what exactly are the new "Trump Accounts" for kids? Find out as we dive into today's most wild headlines on No News Is News!

What happens when a massive Fourth of July storm delays President Donald Trump's America 250 speech until midnight?

Who actually destroyed the newly renovated D.C. Reflecting Pool?

Trump meets a digital TR, protests at the Empire State, and Team USA takes on the World Cup!

What happens when the Supreme Court rejects Trump's birthright citizenship order and Congress holds hearings on the CIA's MKULTRA project in the same day?

Did Paraguay really just pull off the biggest upset in World Cup history against Germany?!

What happens when you mix World Cup knockout stage drama, an entire hour of Bill Cassidy complaining, and the absolute chaos of Sunday political news?

UFC 250 on the White House lawn happened, and comedians are losing their minds over it!

President Trump just signed a new "Religious Liberty" report, but what does it actually mean for your freedoms?

Did you catch Donald Trump's surprise live speech to farmers in the Rose Garden?

Did you see that epic B-2 stealth bomber flyover?

President Trump takes the stage in Pennsylvania to tackle one of the biggest issues facing Americans today: affordability and the rising cost of living. Meanwhile, on the international stage, Marco Rubio makes a high-stakes diplomatic arrival in the UAE!

What happens when the UK Prime Minister unexpectedly resigns on the exact same day President Trump signs a massive executive order on Quantum Technologies?

Are we witnessing the dawn of a new Middle East, or is the controversial U.S.-Iran peace deal bound to fail?

President Trump unveils a brand new "flying White House" and NYC Mayor Mamdani responds to a tragic Times Square shooting.

00:00:00 - Stream Intro00:01:00 - Rubio, Vance, Newsom, & Ossoff00:03:46 - President Trump Speaks at the Medal of Honor Ceremony00:07:04 - Honoring Marine Corps Major James Capers Jr.00:08:26 - NYC Mayor Mamdani's Epic Knicks Championship Speech00:14:50 - The Obama Presidential Center Opening Ceremony in Chicago00:19:12 - VP JD Vance Press Briefing on the Iran Peace Deal & Oil Prices00:26:50 - Iran Deal Signed at Versailles & Economic Costs00:36:01 - JD Vance's Warning to Israel Critics: "You Can't Kill Your Way Out"00:44:16 - Mayor Mamdani: "It Is In That .4% That We Go To Work"00:50:00 - Barack Obama Takes the Stage at the Library Opening00:57:00 - Mayor Mamdani & Bernie Sanders Rally in Brooklyn01:04:00 - JD Vance vs. Gavin Newsom01:17:00 - JD Vance Q&A on Rebuilding Iran & Nuclear Facilities01:23:00 - Medal of Honor Awarded to Col. John W. Ripley01:29:00 - Medal of Honor Awarded to Major Nicholas Dockery01:42:00 - JD Vance Q&A: Hezbollah, Lebanon, and the 60-Day Window01:53:47 - Official Medal of Honor Presentation for James Capers Jr.02:00:18 - Tied Up!02:07:00 - Medal of Honor Presentations for Col. Ripley & Major Dockery02:13:00 - Barack Obama on the Promise of Democracy & Civil Rights02:30:00 - Alex Rants: Obama's Bulletproof Glass vs. Mamdani's Open Parade02:55:00 - Trump's Cabinet Shakeups: Kash Patel & Howard Lutnick03:02:11 - VP Vance Discusses Ending Sanctions & Releasing Funds03:09:00 - 3rd Party Challenger Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!03:22:00 - Debunking the Myth: Do 60% of Americans read at a 5th-grade level?03:26:00 - Reading the Official 14-Point US-Iran Peace Plan Terms03:30:00 - Tucker Carlson: "We Are Waging a War With Israel"03:52:00 - Breaking Down the $300 Billion Private Investment Fund for Iran04:11:20 - 3rd Party Challenger Dave Portnoy04:15:00 - No Cap On God Street Interviews at the NYC Knicks Parade04:33:38 - Barack & Michelle Obama's First Joint Post-Presidency Interview05:13:00 - 3rd Party Challenger Vivek Ramaswamy05:17:00 - Reacting to Obama's ABC Interview & Political Cynicism05:29:00 - Real-Time Look Up: Obama Library Outdoor Park Rules05:45:00 - Piers Morgan vs. Ben Shapiro & Mark Levin on Foreign Policy06:09:00 - DNI Tulsi Gabbard Drops the "Fauci Files" on the Wuhan Lab Leak06:14:00 - 3rd Party Challenger Shane Gillis06:21:00 - Nick Fuentes Live: Breaking Down Trump's US-Israel06:38:00 - The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Turns Neon06:46:00 - Looking Back at the UFC Freedom 250 White House06:58:00 - Nick Fuentes Continued: Will Israel Accept07:14:00 - 3rd Party Challenger Matthew07:27:00 - Reviewing the UK "Rape Gang Inquiry" Report07:35:00 - Hasan Piker Rants About the "Normie Sphere" & Content07:56:00 - Liberal Hivemind: Antifa Group Chats & Port08:07:00 - The Young Turks Discuss Israel's Strategy08:18:00 - 3rd Party Challenger Tulsi08:19:00 - Pop Culture Theory: Did Trump Pardon Saul08:29:00 - Tucker Carlson Blasts Neoconservatives Over the Iran08:41:00 - Fox News Jesse Watters on the Iran Deal Taking08:47:00 - Fox News on Trump's $400M White House Ballroom08:59:00 - Gutfeld! Monologue on the Knicks09:03:00 - MSNBC: Luigi Mangione Withdraws Psychiatric09:08:00 - Axios: Donald Trump Claims "Regime Change" in09:13:00 - Reading the 14-Point US-Iran Memorandum of10:03:00 - Tucker Carlson Discusses the Future of Gaza & Foreign10:21:00 - 3rd Party Challenger Rep. Alexandria10:23:00 - Massive Ukraine Drone Strikes Hit Oil Refineries in10:25:00 - 3rd Party Challenger Ben10:27:00 - ABC World News10:36:00 - Tragic Central Park Horse Carriage Accident Kills10:47:00 - Sean Hannity Slams the Cost of the Obama Presidential10:48:00 - SpaceX Falcon 9 Rocket10:53:00 - ABC News Coverage: USPS Worker Cheered at the Knicks10:54:00 - Mayor Mamdani on Morning Joe Discussing Politics & The World11:03:00 - ABC News Coverage: Algae Fiasco at the Lincoln11:15:00 - Philip DeFranco Covers the US-Iran Peace11:26:00 - The Final 2028 Poll

IT'S OFFICIAL. As of midnight, the U.S. government is SHUT DOWN. Hundreds of thousands of federal workers are now furloughed, national parks are closing, and vital services are grinding to a halt.Tonight, Alex R. Wagner dives into the 11th-hour failure on Capitol Hill that plunged the country into chaos. Who is really to blame? Democrats point the finger at Republicans over deep healthcare cuts, while the GOP says this is a "Democrat-owned shutdown."We'll break down what this means for YOU—from delayed passports to the impact on the economy. And with President Trump threatening mass firings, how long could this political standoff last? Join the live debate and tell us who you think is responsible for this mess.

TONIGHT on Episode 104, we are live at the exact moment the United States government fails. As the clock strikes midnight on Washington D.C., we're turning our attention to the stories that actually matter.While the establishment burns it all down, Donald Trump just scored a massive victory in his legal war against Google and YouTube. We'll break down the judge's decision and what it means for Big Tech censorship.But the real hope, the real victory, is happening right now in Chicago. The Cubs are fighting in their first playoff game in years, and for us Chicago boys, this is more than a game. This is for Charlie Kirk, for our grandfathers, for everyone who has ever believed. It's the story I chased in my film The 312, and that feeling is back.Tonight is about the contrast between the collapse of the Beltway and the triumph of the hometown spirit. As the government shuts down, Chicago is coming alive. Let's go.

TONIGHT on Episode 103: Stop looking at the government shutdown and Hollywood's box office disaster as separate events. They are the same story: The Great American Divorce is happening in real-time, and we have the proof.The shocking failure of the nation's biggest movie isn't a fluke; it's a referendum on trust. We'll show you the numbers—how LA and New York are living in a completely different country than Dallas and Houston. This is what happens when audiences feel that institutions, from movie studios to newsrooms, no longer see them, speak for them, or tell them the truth. Even Sean Penn's attempt to bridge the gap failed, proving the chasm might already be too wide.This is the exact same reason the government is grinding to a halt. This isn't a budget dispute. It's two sides that no longer trust a single word the other says.PLUS, we'll dive into the perfect cultural microcosm: Shane Gillis and Louis C.K. It's a masterclass in the war between perceived authenticity and establishment hypocrisy, and it all comes down to a simple question: in a world of sellouts, who do you still trust?Join Alex R. Wagner as we prove the collapse isn't coming—it's here.

TONIGHT, the gloves are OFF. In a move sending shockwaves through Washington, President Trump's Justice Department has officially INDICTED former FBI Director James Comey. Is this a long-overdue act of justice, or a dangerous political vendetta against a longtime adversary?But that's not all. As the government barrels toward a complete SHUTDOWN in just 72 hours, Trump is issuing a chilling new threat: agree to his demands, or federal workers will be FIRED, not furloughed. It's an unprecedented move that could impact millions.We're going live on Episode 102 of No News Is News to break down a day of political hardball that could redefine the presidency. Is this Trump cleaning house, or is he dismantling the institutions that hold him accountable? Alex R. Wagner takes your calls and reads your live chat as we debate the endgame for Trump, Comey, and the entire U.S. government. Don't miss this.

TONIGHT on Episode 101 of No News Is News, Alex R. Wagner unpacks the chaotic storm brewing in American politics. As we go live, federal troops are being sent to Portland against the state's wishes. Is this a necessary step for law and order, or a dangerous overreach of federal power?Simultaneously, Trump is taking his fight over birthright citizenship to the Supreme Court, a move that could redefine what it means to be an American. And as if that weren't enough, the government is teetering on the brink of a complete shutdown, with federal workers bracing for layoffs.Are these events connected? Is this a coordinated political strategy, or a sign of a system at its breaking point? Join the conversation in the live chat as we break down the legal, political, and human ramifications of a day that could change America.

Join us for a landmark 100th episode of No News is News Too, as we embark on our most ambitious and revealing investigation yet: a meticulous, page-by-page analysis of the infamous Jeffrey Epstein 50th Birthday Book.Over the course of an extensive, multi-hour livestream, [Your Name/Show Name] will utilize advanced AI, specifically Google Gemini, to scrutinize every detail, every entry, and every connection within this cryptic document. We're going beyond headlines to uncover the hidden layers, the forgotten associations, and the full scope of who was involved and how.This isn't just a review; it's a forensic digital excavation. We'll be feeding the book's contents into AI in real-time, instructing it to analyze, cross-reference, and illuminate the intricate web of relationships. Expect deep dives, live insights, and a relentless pursuit of clarity on one of the most significant and perplexing documents linked to the Epstein saga.Tune in for an unprecedented live investigation that promises to shed new light on a dark chapter. Your questions, observations, and participation are highly encouraged as we work together to decipher the truth. Don't miss this monumental event!

The government is on the brink of shutdown, and the White House is threatening to fire people permanently. We're covering the political games, the petty indictments, and the serious headlines live tonight.Topics Tonight:Gov Shutdown & Mass Firing Threat: With a shutdown looming, the White House has cancelled talks with Congress and is threatening to permanently replace federal workers. We dive into the political chicken game.The Petty Comey Indictment: Years later, the DOJ has indicted former FBI Director James Comey on charges that scream of political revenge. We'll break down the absurdity.Dallas ICE Facility Shooting: We address the tragic, deadly attack in Dallas and the predictable, hollow responses from politicians.

Little is known about the latest South Park episode, a historic delay last week and the network pulling the Charlie Kirk master debater episode, what will South Park do in response to the chaos of the world over the last three weeks.Welcome to episode 98 of the No News Is News Podcast.

Jimmy Kimmel returns to air tonight but 20 percent of broadcasters will not accept his programming, a first in the history of US television. Meanwhile Joe Rogan comes to the defense of Jimmy Kimmel on free speech. Welcome to episode 97 of the No News Is News Podcast.

Jimmy Kimmel returns to air tonight but 20 percent of broadcasters will not accept his programming, a first in the history of US television. Meanwhile Joe Rogan comes to the defense of Jimmy Kimmel on free speech. Welcome to episode 96 of the No News Is News Podcast. 1st Hour - News and Clips 2nd Hour - No News Is News 3rd Hour - Instagram BrainRot

Donald Trump has been hyping up the Autism cure for weeks now, but is completely overshadowed by Disney's ragebait response bringing back Jimmy Kimmel. Welcome to episode 94 of the No News Is News Podcast. 1st Hour - News and Clips 2nd Hour - No News Is News 3rd Hour - Instagram BrainRot

Welcome to episode 93 of the No News Is News Podcast. 1st Hour - News and Clips 2nd Hour - No News Is News 3rd Hour - Instagram BrainRot RIP. Charlie Kirk #CharlieKirk #Freedom

Stream Starts 11:35pm CST Join us for a live, up-to-the-minute report on the assassination of Charlie Kirk. We're breaking down the latest findings after the suspect, Tyler Robinson, was taken into custody. Discover the shocking details revealed by the suspect's own family, including his growing political radicalization and hatred for Charlie Kirk's message. We'll also be analyzing new evidence, including the chilling messages left on the bullets and what they reveal about the assassin's motives. This is a developing story with major implications for the future of political discourse in America. #CharlieKirk #BreakingNews #TrueCrime

This is a war for the soul of America. In an echo of the 1960s, a patriot has been struck down for exercising his right to free speech. Charlie Kirk has been assassinated, and tonight, we are all Charlie Kirk.The FBI has just released new footage of the suspected shooter running from the scene. We are breaking down this video live, analyzing the evidence, and discussing what the mainstream media won't. They think this will silence us, but it only strengthens our resolve.Join me as I also react to the craziest right-wing Instagram reels to show you where the cultural battle is heading. Free speech is the fight of our lives. Let's fight back now.#CharlieKirk #BreakingNews #LiveStream #FreeSpeech #FBI

The FBI has just released new photos of the person of interest in the tragic shooting of Charlie Kirk. In this livestream, we will be analyzing the new evidence and working together to bring this killer to justice.Let's honor Charlie's memory and the anniversary of 9/11 by showing the world what the internet can do when we unite for a common cause.

All we know is Kash Patel lied to us all again and claimed he had the suspect before knowing if he did or not, now 8 hours after his assassination the FBI is finally asking the public for help in finding the assassin.

The official story on 9/11 is dead. Citing FBI documents, Tucker Carlson lays out the evidence for Israeli foreknowledge that the media refuses to touch. This is the truth they've been hiding.We also cover the push for MTG as President, Israel's attack on Qatar, and why the entire news apparatus has collapsed.What's the biggest lie you were ever told? Let me know below. #911Truth #TimDillon #TuckerCarlson #Conspiracy #Israel

South Park just dropped one of its strangest, sharpest episodes yet — kids fighting over LeBooBoos, Butters caught in a “wish list economy,” and somehow it all spirals into Donald Trump, Satan, and even a surprise pregnancy twist.In this video essay, I break down how the episode skewers:Modern childhood and why discipline doesn't work anymoreThe rise of “simp economics” and clout-driven relationshipsPop-up culture and the death of “Woke”The TMZ-ification of politics with Trump & SatanAnd what it means when Satan himself is trapped, pregnant, and maybe a stand-in for the South Park creatorsIs Satan a metaphor for America… or for Trey and Matt? Let's dive in.

This is the full 7-hour Maxwell interview — raw, uncut, and unfiltered.I open with my own commentary, making it clear that Maxwell lies and spins her story, and to keep you entertained I've layered in surreal AI slop, satire, and visuals so you don't get lost in 7 hours of conspiracy haze.Inside, you'll hear Maxwell talk about Epstein, Trump, powerful elites, and the secrets they don't want you to know. I also weave in references to the Epstein prison tapes, “release the files,” and the cultural obsession with truth vs. disinformation.If you've ever wondered about:Jeffrey Epstein's prison tapesGhislaine Maxwell's role and testimonyTrump's connections and controversiesThe conspiracy theories vs. the documented facts…this video puts it all on the table.

South Park Episode 3 ended with its boldest shot yet — a fake 1950s sitcom called Hey Satan! where Trump and J.D. Vance get nonstop laugh tracks while Satan sighs in despair. And then Towelie delivers the punch: there is no escape.This wasn't just comedy — it was Trey and Matt calling out the liberal audience for cheering too hard.In this breakdown:How Hey Satan! exposed the “clapping seal” problemRandy's “Tech-Ready Farm” and liberal AI hypeSharon as the voice of realityWhy Trey & Matt are mocking their own fansWhat the return of Towelie means for continuityThis is South Park at its most dangerous — and most honest.

South Park isn't left. South Park isn't right. South Park is king.In this episode we break down why South Park's new season matters more than Trump's bomber flyovers, Putin's Alaska stunt, and even Zelenskyy's Oval Office diplomacy. South Park doesn't follow politics anymore — politics follows South Park.

Yes, this is my "angry gay kid from Chicago" uniform. Tucker Carlson came up with it. It's what they resort to when they get scared. Let's talk about why.The Epstein story has been quietly taken offline. The polls say you don't care anymore. Why? Because the establishment has found a new target to keep you distracted. They've formed a grand alliance—from Candace Owens to Tucker to Elon—to take down one person whose perceived authenticity threatens their entire ecosystem. They call him a racist, a liar, a fed. They're using a J6 honeypot as their ultimate weapon.This isn't just a defense of one person. It's a diagnosis of a sick system. As another kid from Chicago who was on the ground during the lockdown protests, I know what a real setup smells like. If you're tired of the circus and ready to see the clowns behind the curtain, you're in the right place.Documentary Referenced:Christmas in Florida - https://www.primevideo.com/detail/0GTY792QDSK924LFVCN5OT194I/

You feel it, don't you? The sense that none of this is real. The chaotic, nonsensical feed of events you scroll through every single day isn't reality. It's a performance. It's a carefully constructed show, and you are the target audience.In this episode, we break down the absurdity. The President is in a public feud with a 27-year-old cartoon. Politicians are putting on a theatrical play about arrests and freedom that follows a script everyone already agreed to. It's all spectacle. A deeply perplexing, high-stakes performance designed for one purpose: to make you look here, so you never, ever look there.This is the Wag the Dog era. This show is for people who are done with the performance. This isn't about left vs. right; it's about the authentic vs. the grifters. If you're tired of being treated like an audience member in a circus you never bought a ticket for, you're in the right place.

Did Donald Trump just orchestrate his escape from the Epstein scandal on the world stage? This episode of "No News Is News" dissects every moment of his high-stakes visit to the UK, from laughing off an Epstein question in Parliament to his controversial talks with the Prime Minister about censorship and Truth Social. We unravel the calculated political performance and question what's real and what's for the cameras.The investigation goes deeper, exploring the crusade by congressmen Thomas Massie and JD Vance to unseal the official Epstein files, asking if this is a genuine search for truth or a political weapon. We also provide a critical breakdown of the viral video showing Palestinians at a border fence, analyzing the disconnect between its audio and visuals to uncover a different story. From bombshell claims to subtle manipulations, this is the definitive breakdown of a story everyone is talking about, but no one is seeing this clearly.Timecodes:0:00 - Has Trump Orchestrated His Escape from the Epstein Scandal?1:16 - Fallout from the South Park Episode & Trump's UK Arrival2:09 - Censorship & Truth Social: Trump Clashes with the UK Prime Minister4:09 - Deconstructing Trump's Strategy: Statements and Silence4:48 - Trump Forced to Address Epstein Allegations Again7:49 - The Push to Release the Epstein Files: Thomas Massie's Plan9:24 - The JD Vance Angle: Another Politician on the Case15:02 - A New Form of Politics: JD Vance's Conversational Approach17:45 - Trump's Ultimatum: A Distraction from the Real Story?19:50 - Viral Video DEBUNKED: Analyzing the Palestinian Fence Footage22:50 - Trump Under Fire: The Press Conference Outside Parliament25:13 - The Politics of War: Lindsey Graham's Stance27:29 - The "Returning" Controversy: Trump on Immigration30:03 - The Moment: Trump Laughs Off Reporter's Epstein Question

On this episode of No News Is News, Alex R. Wagner breaks down the absolute insanity of the week. Hunter Biden gives a masterclass on the difference between crack and cocaine, inspiring Alex to try... PBR. We expose Ozzy Osbourne's hypocrisy after his family blocked Kanye West from using an "Iron Man" sample over antisemitism, digging up a vintage clip of Ozzy praising Hitler. Plus, we deep-dive into the unending Epstein saga, from South Park's brutal takedown of Trump to Alan Dershowitz spilling the beans on Ghislaine Maxwell, and the media's pathetic attempts to cover it all up. From Ron DeSantis getting heckled to Andrew Cuomo's sad excuses, no stone is left unturned. This is the news, unfiltered and unhinged.Chapters:00:00 - I'm Not Doing Crack, I'm Drinking Beer00:21 - Hunter Biden Explains Crack vs. Cocaine01:38 - Psychedelic News Warp03:39 - Ozzy Osbourne is a Hypocrite05:53 - Kanye West vs. The Osbournes07:22 - End of The Osbourne Rant10:37 - South Park Destroys Trump Over Epstein12:36 - Political Rant Intermission14:21 - The PBR Taste Test24:03 - Ron DeSantis Gets WRECKED by Heckler26:20 - Trump Gets Fact-Checked to His Face by Fed Chair29:23 - The Media is Lying About EVERYTHING30:48 - Sen. Hawley Grills Sisa Nominee on Government Censorship33:11 - Andrew Cuomo's Pathetic Excuse for Losing38:16 - Alan Dershowitz Spills The Beans on Epstein's "Rosetta Stone"40:01 - Why is Alan Dershowitz Still on TV?50:06 - Trump & The Media Are Collapsing Over Epstein56:01 - Final Thoughts: The Lobotomy of American Politics

Welcome to the fever dream. In Episode 80, we hold a memorandum for the "death" of Stephen Colbert's show, only to get dragged into the deepest, most unhinged rabbit hole of all: the Jeffrey Epstein saga. We present our controversial "innocent pedophile" theory—was he just a creep caught in a massive blackmail operation run by Ghislaine Maxwell?Then, we pivot to the absolute goldmine that is Senator John Kennedy, who describes a political meeting as "organized grab ass" and rails against funding for "male prostitutes in Haiti." This is No News Is News, and we've completely lost our minds.TIMESTAMPS / CHAPTERS:00:00:00 - RIP Stephen Colbert: A Memorandum for a "Cancelled" Show01:00:23 - The "Big Pharma" Skit That "Sank The Show"02:47:00 - The Campfire Tale of Jeffrey Epstein03:58:00 - The "Innocent Pedophile" Theory Explained05:49:00 - How Ghislaine Maxwell Allegedly Weaponized Epstein's Perversion07:29:00 - The Recruitment Process & The "Touch My Penis Adventure"11:31:00 - Our Take on Trump & Clinton's Involvement14:32:00 - Re-evaluating the "Innocent Pedophile" Theory18:25:00 - How Epstein REALLY Died (And How Sanjay Gupta Explained It)21:45:00 - Shane Gillis Roasts The ESPYs (And The Audience Doesn't Get It)26:48:00 - Senator John Kennedy: "Spend Quality Time with Bubba"29:09:00 - Stephen Miller on "Secessionist" Sanctuary Cities31:33:00 - Cory Booker's Meltdown While His Team Walks Out for Lunch37:30:00 - The "Starry" Political Party: Our Plan for a New America39:20:00 - Trump's Bizarre Epstein Deflection: Blame Comey & Obama42:25:00 - Trump Brings Back Religion to Atone for... Something45:05:00 - Senator John Kennedy's "Organized Grab Ass" & "Spending Porn"50:20:00 - F*ck, Marry, Kill: RFK Jr. vs John Kennedy vs Andrew Cuomo54:40:00 - Jasmine Crockett Calls Trump "Wannabe Hitler"57:39:00 - Trump Challenges AOC & Crockett to an IQ Test01:00:08 - Outro: The Press Secretary's Fake Pockets#nonewsisnews #epstein #donaldtrump #johnkennedy #shanegillis #colbert #politics #comedy #podcast

This week on No News Is News, Alex and Kelly are back and the studio is pure chaos. They attempt to distract their dogs with ice cream while discussing the heartbreaking tragedy at Camp Mystic and the bizarre political theater of the week.The episode kicks off with a look at Donald Trump's "Tiny Desk" moment where he was gifted a gavel after signing a major bill. Then, the hosts dive deep into the newly released Jeffrey Epstein footage, dissecting the inconsistencies, the media's flip-flopping narrative, and what it all means for the powerful figures involved. In a much-needed moment of levity, Alex introduces the show's new mascot, Labubu, much to the excitement of their dogs.They also break down the latest political moves, from the Treasury Secretary's reaction to Elon Musk's "America Party," to Ted Cruz's unfortunately timed vacation to Greece during a Texas flood. Finally, they react to Trump's dismissal of Epstein questions in the wake of the flood, paying special attention to Marco Rubio's thousand-yard stare.0:00 - Cold Open: Raining in Austin & Doggy Ice Cream0:13 - The Camp Mystic Tragedy03:50 - Donald Trump's Tiny Gavel05:42 - What's in Trump's New Bill?11:32 - Former CIA Director John Brennan on MSNBC16:40 - Trump & Melania Dance to YMCA18:55 - The Jeffrey Epstein Tapes & Media Gaslighting40:12 - Meet Labubu: The New Co-Host43:55 - Elon Musk Starts a Third Party50:08 - Sports, Politics, and the White House UFC Fight53:35 - Would You Rather: UFC at the White House or the World Cup Final?1:04:38 - Ken Burns on Defunding PBS1:11:02 - Ted Cruz's Vacation During the Texas Floods1:15:55 - TSA Ends the "Remove Your Shoes" Policy1:22:27 - Trump is Tired of Putin's "Bullshit"1:26:48 - Trump Dismisses Epstein Questions Amidst Texas Tragedy

This episode is a wild ride through the latest in political and pop culture absurdities. The hosts break down the "Daddy's Home" phenomenon , Senator Kennedy's unforgettable "bag of cats" zinger , and what they call CNN's "thrice-tarded" debacle with the US military. Also on the docket: the drama around "debanking" , a US-Canada syrup standoff , Kanye and Diddy's son's surprise album drop , and the controversial guest list for Jeff Bezos's wedding.00:00 - Republican's "Terrible" Bill & July 4th Deadline02:55 - "Debanking" & Trump's Take05:40 - Trump's Personality & Assassination Attempts09:22 - CNN, Trump & the Military14:42 - US-Canada Trade, Dairy & Syrup20:30 - Senator Kennedy's "Zingers"25:00 - Iran, Israel & The Nuclear Question28:12 - Trump, Crypto & Personal Investments34:55 - Election, Healthcare & Bezos' Wedding39:40 - P. Diddy's Legal Troubles & Kanye's New Album45:30 - Marjorie Taylor Greene & Tucker Carlson on Israel55:20 - "Daddy's Home" Video & Media Reaction01:06:20 - Anti-Vax & RFK01:09:30 - Ancient Greece, Rome & Modern Politics01:17:40 - A Muslim New Yorker's Perspective01:21:40 - Joe Rogan & Fake News01:28:30 - Liver King & The Justice System01:35:30 - The Future of the Democratic Party