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You feel it, don't you? The sense that none of this is real. The chaotic, nonsensical feed of events you scroll through every single day isn't reality. It's a performance. It's a carefully constructed show, and you are the target audience.In this episode, we break down the absurdity. The President is in a public feud with a 27-year-old cartoon. Politicians are putting on a theatrical play about arrests and freedom that follows a script everyone already agreed to. It's all spectacle. A deeply perplexing, high-stakes performance designed for one purpose: to make you look here, so you never, ever look there.This is the Wag the Dog era. This show is for people who are done with the performance. This isn't about left vs. right; it's about the authentic vs. the grifters. If you're tired of being treated like an audience member in a circus you never bought a ticket for, you're in the right place.

Did Donald Trump just orchestrate his escape from the Epstein scandal on the world stage? This episode of "No News Is News" dissects every moment of his high-stakes visit to the UK, from laughing off an Epstein question in Parliament to his controversial talks with the Prime Minister about censorship and Truth Social. We unravel the calculated political performance and question what's real and what's for the cameras.The investigation goes deeper, exploring the crusade by congressmen Thomas Massie and JD Vance to unseal the official Epstein files, asking if this is a genuine search for truth or a political weapon. We also provide a critical breakdown of the viral video showing Palestinians at a border fence, analyzing the disconnect between its audio and visuals to uncover a different story. From bombshell claims to subtle manipulations, this is the definitive breakdown of a story everyone is talking about, but no one is seeing this clearly.Timecodes:0:00 - Has Trump Orchestrated His Escape from the Epstein Scandal?1:16 - Fallout from the South Park Episode & Trump's UK Arrival2:09 - Censorship & Truth Social: Trump Clashes with the UK Prime Minister4:09 - Deconstructing Trump's Strategy: Statements and Silence4:48 - Trump Forced to Address Epstein Allegations Again7:49 - The Push to Release the Epstein Files: Thomas Massie's Plan9:24 - The JD Vance Angle: Another Politician on the Case15:02 - A New Form of Politics: JD Vance's Conversational Approach17:45 - Trump's Ultimatum: A Distraction from the Real Story?19:50 - Viral Video DEBUNKED: Analyzing the Palestinian Fence Footage22:50 - Trump Under Fire: The Press Conference Outside Parliament25:13 - The Politics of War: Lindsey Graham's Stance27:29 - The "Returning" Controversy: Trump on Immigration30:03 - The Moment: Trump Laughs Off Reporter's Epstein Question

On this episode of No News Is News, Alex R. Wagner breaks down the absolute insanity of the week. Hunter Biden gives a masterclass on the difference between crack and cocaine, inspiring Alex to try... PBR. We expose Ozzy Osbourne's hypocrisy after his family blocked Kanye West from using an "Iron Man" sample over antisemitism, digging up a vintage clip of Ozzy praising Hitler. Plus, we deep-dive into the unending Epstein saga, from South Park's brutal takedown of Trump to Alan Dershowitz spilling the beans on Ghislaine Maxwell, and the media's pathetic attempts to cover it all up. From Ron DeSantis getting heckled to Andrew Cuomo's sad excuses, no stone is left unturned. This is the news, unfiltered and unhinged.Chapters:00:00 - I'm Not Doing Crack, I'm Drinking Beer00:21 - Hunter Biden Explains Crack vs. Cocaine01:38 - Psychedelic News Warp03:39 - Ozzy Osbourne is a Hypocrite05:53 - Kanye West vs. The Osbournes07:22 - End of The Osbourne Rant10:37 - South Park Destroys Trump Over Epstein12:36 - Political Rant Intermission14:21 - The PBR Taste Test24:03 - Ron DeSantis Gets WRECKED by Heckler26:20 - Trump Gets Fact-Checked to His Face by Fed Chair29:23 - The Media is Lying About EVERYTHING30:48 - Sen. Hawley Grills Sisa Nominee on Government Censorship33:11 - Andrew Cuomo's Pathetic Excuse for Losing38:16 - Alan Dershowitz Spills The Beans on Epstein's "Rosetta Stone"40:01 - Why is Alan Dershowitz Still on TV?50:06 - Trump & The Media Are Collapsing Over Epstein56:01 - Final Thoughts: The Lobotomy of American Politics

Welcome to the fever dream. In Episode 80, we hold a memorandum for the "death" of Stephen Colbert's show, only to get dragged into the deepest, most unhinged rabbit hole of all: the Jeffrey Epstein saga. We present our controversial "innocent pedophile" theory—was he just a creep caught in a massive blackmail operation run by Ghislaine Maxwell?Then, we pivot to the absolute goldmine that is Senator John Kennedy, who describes a political meeting as "organized grab ass" and rails against funding for "male prostitutes in Haiti." This is No News Is News, and we've completely lost our minds.TIMESTAMPS / CHAPTERS:00:00:00 - RIP Stephen Colbert: A Memorandum for a "Cancelled" Show01:00:23 - The "Big Pharma" Skit That "Sank The Show"02:47:00 - The Campfire Tale of Jeffrey Epstein03:58:00 - The "Innocent Pedophile" Theory Explained05:49:00 - How Ghislaine Maxwell Allegedly Weaponized Epstein's Perversion07:29:00 - The Recruitment Process & The "Touch My Penis Adventure"11:31:00 - Our Take on Trump & Clinton's Involvement14:32:00 - Re-evaluating the "Innocent Pedophile" Theory18:25:00 - How Epstein REALLY Died (And How Sanjay Gupta Explained It)21:45:00 - Shane Gillis Roasts The ESPYs (And The Audience Doesn't Get It)26:48:00 - Senator John Kennedy: "Spend Quality Time with Bubba"29:09:00 - Stephen Miller on "Secessionist" Sanctuary Cities31:33:00 - Cory Booker's Meltdown While His Team Walks Out for Lunch37:30:00 - The "Starry" Political Party: Our Plan for a New America39:20:00 - Trump's Bizarre Epstein Deflection: Blame Comey & Obama42:25:00 - Trump Brings Back Religion to Atone for... Something45:05:00 - Senator John Kennedy's "Organized Grab Ass" & "Spending Porn"50:20:00 - F*ck, Marry, Kill: RFK Jr. vs John Kennedy vs Andrew Cuomo54:40:00 - Jasmine Crockett Calls Trump "Wannabe Hitler"57:39:00 - Trump Challenges AOC & Crockett to an IQ Test01:00:08 - Outro: The Press Secretary's Fake Pockets#nonewsisnews #epstein #donaldtrump #johnkennedy #shanegillis #colbert #politics #comedy #podcast

This week on No News Is News, Alex and Kelly are back and the studio is pure chaos. They attempt to distract their dogs with ice cream while discussing the heartbreaking tragedy at Camp Mystic and the bizarre political theater of the week.The episode kicks off with a look at Donald Trump's "Tiny Desk" moment where he was gifted a gavel after signing a major bill. Then, the hosts dive deep into the newly released Jeffrey Epstein footage, dissecting the inconsistencies, the media's flip-flopping narrative, and what it all means for the powerful figures involved. In a much-needed moment of levity, Alex introduces the show's new mascot, Labubu, much to the excitement of their dogs.They also break down the latest political moves, from the Treasury Secretary's reaction to Elon Musk's "America Party," to Ted Cruz's unfortunately timed vacation to Greece during a Texas flood. Finally, they react to Trump's dismissal of Epstein questions in the wake of the flood, paying special attention to Marco Rubio's thousand-yard stare.0:00 - Cold Open: Raining in Austin & Doggy Ice Cream0:13 - The Camp Mystic Tragedy03:50 - Donald Trump's Tiny Gavel05:42 - What's in Trump's New Bill?11:32 - Former CIA Director John Brennan on MSNBC16:40 - Trump & Melania Dance to YMCA18:55 - The Jeffrey Epstein Tapes & Media Gaslighting40:12 - Meet Labubu: The New Co-Host43:55 - Elon Musk Starts a Third Party50:08 - Sports, Politics, and the White House UFC Fight53:35 - Would You Rather: UFC at the White House or the World Cup Final?1:04:38 - Ken Burns on Defunding PBS1:11:02 - Ted Cruz's Vacation During the Texas Floods1:15:55 - TSA Ends the "Remove Your Shoes" Policy1:22:27 - Trump is Tired of Putin's "Bullshit"1:26:48 - Trump Dismisses Epstein Questions Amidst Texas Tragedy

This episode is a wild ride through the latest in political and pop culture absurdities. The hosts break down the "Daddy's Home" phenomenon , Senator Kennedy's unforgettable "bag of cats" zinger , and what they call CNN's "thrice-tarded" debacle with the US military. Also on the docket: the drama around "debanking" , a US-Canada syrup standoff , Kanye and Diddy's son's surprise album drop , and the controversial guest list for Jeff Bezos's wedding.00:00 - Republican's "Terrible" Bill & July 4th Deadline02:55 - "Debanking" & Trump's Take05:40 - Trump's Personality & Assassination Attempts09:22 - CNN, Trump & the Military14:42 - US-Canada Trade, Dairy & Syrup20:30 - Senator Kennedy's "Zingers"25:00 - Iran, Israel & The Nuclear Question28:12 - Trump, Crypto & Personal Investments34:55 - Election, Healthcare & Bezos' Wedding39:40 - P. Diddy's Legal Troubles & Kanye's New Album45:30 - Marjorie Taylor Greene & Tucker Carlson on Israel55:20 - "Daddy's Home" Video & Media Reaction01:06:20 - Anti-Vax & RFK01:09:30 - Ancient Greece, Rome & Modern Politics01:17:40 - A Muslim New Yorker's Perspective01:21:40 - Joe Rogan & Fake News01:28:30 - Liver King & The Justice System01:35:30 - The Future of the Democratic Party

This week on No News Is News, hosts Alex R. Wagner and Kelly Cline dive deep into the explosive conflict between the United States and Iran. Following major US airstrikes on three of Iran's key nuclear facilities, the world is on edge, and the political fallout is just beginning.Join Alex and Kelly as they break down the most intense media moments, including Marco Rubio's heated "Brett Kavanaugh energy" interview, a fiery debate between Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson over AIPAC and the biblical justifications for war, and the varied reactions from politicians like Andrew Cuomo, Adam Kinzinger, and JD Vance.From sarcastically joining "Team Iran" to dissecting the "America, F*ck Yeah!" nature of the attacks, they cut through the noise of both mainstream and independent media. They also explore the deeper, often undiscussed historical and theological roots of the conflict, from the 1979 revolution to the biblical story of Jacob and whether the modern state of Israel truly represents the "Promised Land."Plus, they investigate a fan's tip about Benjamin Netanyahu's all-American education and fall down a rabbit hole of 9/11 conspiracy theories, questioning who really holds the power in the "unshakable alliance."If you're tired of the spin and want a raw, unfiltered, and often hilarious take on the news that matters, this is the episode for you.Chapters:00:00 - Intro: Iran's "Weaponization Ambitions"00:34 - Why Does Iran Need a Space Program?02:07 - "America, F*ck Yeah!": Reacting to the Airstrikes03:34 - Marco Rubio's "Brett Kavanaugh Energy"05:07 - Why We're Now "Team Iran" (Satire)07:07 - The Rise of Independent Journalism ("Mo News")09:26 - Media Spin & Political Fearmongering11:27 - The 1979 Iranian Revolution & The Rise of Theocracy14:42 - Is Anyone Telling the Truth?17:08 - What About Gaza?19:23 - Ted Cruz vs. Tucker Carlson: The AIPAC Debate28:06 - Ted Cruz's Biblical Justification for Supporting Israel30:41 - The Biblical Story of Jacob (Israel)33:24 - Are DNA Tests Banned in Israel? (Conspiracy Corner)35:34 - Who Are the "Real" Hebrews?37:57 - The Black Israelites39:09 - The Plot Twist: Is Israel Even the Promised Land?42:19 - Trump's Decisive Action & The MAGA Reaction43:34 - Andrew Cuomo's Comeback Tour45:40 - The Wacky World of NYC Mayoral Politics49:30 - Finding it Hard to Talk About Iran51:03 - The Political Blame Game55:23 - The Non-Interventionist Argument59:53 - Trump & Netanyahu: A Bromance For The Ages01:03:00 - Fan Mail: Netanyahu's American Education01:10:30 - The Constitutionality of the Airstrikes01:19:23 - Tom Cotton Warns Iran: "Actually Survive"01:23:20 - A Strike on America?01:24:48 - The 9/11 Conspiracy Deep Dive01:28:25 - Israel's Plea: "We Are Not Dragging America Into a War"01:32:21 - Netanyahu's All-American Education01:39:41 - Obliterated vs. Severely Damaged: JD Vance Sets the Record Straight01:47:44 - The "Never War" Movement & Bernie's Campaign Speech01:52:08 - Pence & The Pentagon's Official Statement01:54:27 - President Trump Addresses the Nation01:56:26 - Netanyahu Thanks Trump: "Peace Through Strength"01:58:02 - Final Thoughts: Composure is Key

Alex R. Wagner and guest, Kelly Virginia Cline, dive headfirst into a whirlwind of current events and bizarre tangents. The episode kicks off with a hilarious, albeit chaotic, attempt to get answers from a new AI chatbot, leading to a segment they dub "AI Congress."The conversation takes a sharp turn to the Middle East, with the hosts offering their unfiltered and often satirical takes on the escalating tensions between Israel and Iran. They dissect speeches from political figures, questioning the narratives presented by the media and politicians alike. From there, the episode spirals into a wild discussion about everything from the Tuskegee experiments and the bubonic plague to celebrity encounters and conspiracy theories surrounding COVID-19 and Jeffrey Epstein's island.Just when you think it couldn't get more random, the hosts find themselves in a heated debate about pangolins, their trafficking, and their surprising connection to traditional medicine. The episode wraps up with a look at protests in Los Angeles and a spirited, and slightly intoxicated, debate about political allegiances and the state of the nation.Chapter Markers:0:00 - Intro0:28 - A New Pope?1:10 - No News Is News with Kelly Virginia Klein1:41 - What TV Show Would You Be On?2:50 - Netanyahu and the Bombing of Iran8:03 - Taking Sides8:54 - How Do You Solve the Middle East?9:32 - Operation Rising Lion13:16 - Netanyahu on Saddam Hussein14:31 - Little Saint James and the Fountain of Youth16:00 - Biden's Ransom to Iran18:15 - Inflation and the Price of Meat20:25 - Protests in LA22:50 - The Tuskegee Experiment and Vaccine Hesitancy25:20 - The Bubonic Plague and European Rats28:00 - COVID-19: Bat or Lab Leak?30:30 - The Pangolin Conspiracy35:20 - The ICE Raids That Weren't41:20 - A Bong, a Candle, and a Book of Matches45:30 - The Liberal Insurrection51:00 - Dave Chappelle's "8:46"53:25 - The End of an Era: Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon59:45 - Trump on the Iran-Israel Conflict1:01:45 - The Media's Orchestration of Fear1:07:55 - The Man Who Drank Horse Semen1:09:00 - JD Vance and Hillbilly Elegy1:14:00 - Tim Scott's Abandonment1:16:15 - AI Congress1:18:30 - Israel, We're Begging You, Stop1:21:45 - The Liberal Insurrection in California1:25:20 - Trump's Birthday Parade1:27:00 - Outro

Donald Trump and Elon Musk breakup but the real moments were from the FBI Director and Vice President inside Kid Rock's Restaurant.

The media finally admitted to Joe Biden but not before he claimed cancer. Now Trump is ready to fight Putin and HBO is Max or Max is HBO again or whatever. NO NEWS IS NEWS PODCAST The news is not the news so now I'm here to give you the news even though the news isn't the news because no news is news.

Elon and DOGE have sent an HR letter out asking everyone at the government what they've been doing this last week.

The Canada vs. United States rivalry heats back up on the ice as Trump goes on a search of Fort Knox for the Gold Bars.

Donald Trump was the first President to join the Super Bowl and also went to the Daytona 500 this weekend. Is he attending American sporting events or just events the FOX produces. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 2pm EST

It was a weird one but they did it. RFK has officially been confirmed leaving only one controversial pick left, Kash Patel of the FBI which has a hearing for a vote tonight at 9pm.This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News.News Cycle ended at 2pm EST

Everyone keeps talking about Elon Musk and his child being invited to a meeting but the big news is that Donald Trump just rescued a teacher from Russian prison and now he gets to see the Lincoln bedroom. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

Donald Trump signs an executive order finally banning paper straws and all anyone can talk about is Elon Musk and some Constitutional Crisis going on everywhere. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts.

Donald Trump became the first president to attend to Super Bowl. Kanye did an ad for a t-shirt and the Eagles destroyed the Chiefs - AMERICA IS BACK!This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

Kanye West goes on a late night twitter rampage declaring himself a Nazi among other things. The world still has no answer to Donald Trumps proposal to take over Gaza. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

Donald Trump signs executive order to save women's sports. The media is still tailspinning from the USAID coverup. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

Donald Trump says the United States will invade and rebuild Gaza. Democrats continue freaking out of Elon Musk. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

Elon Musk with the authorization of Secretary of State shut down USAID and now Democrats are freaking out. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

I was banned from Youtube for 7 days for Medical Misinformation for posting a clip of Bill Gates from the Wall Street Journal in which he says "RFK wrote a book about how Dr. Fauci and I killed millions of kids" this was marked and then confirmed upon appeal. I was shut down for 7 days as a advocate of independent politics to silence influences of RFK Jr. But they can't stop me on other media platforms. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

Lots happened this week but nothing matched the amount of people upset that criminals are finally being deported from the United States. Dr. Phil joins the action with ICE in Chicago. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

Yesterday Donald Trump declassified the rest of the files from the 1960s. Today he heads to California to tour the Wild Fire disaster. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

Donald Trump does his first interview as president of the united states. Ukraine needs US soldiers. AOC and MTG go at it over the Laken Riley Act. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

President Trump announces new $500 billion dollar investment in Ai called Stargate. JD Vance and families go to church on a Tuesday and get a wild lecture about the gay youth. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

Donald Trump is now president, Joe Biden pardoned a bunch of people while at the inauguration, Melina wore the MJ and the January 6th hostages are now out of prison. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

I had a dream last night that the supreme court didn't do anything today and Joe Biden refused to extend TikTok ban 90 days and we actually had no TikTok at the Trump Inauguration. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

Joe Biden says Goodbye to the America Public as a peace deal is brokered in the middle east that the white house is taking credit for, however Trump fans are skeptical. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

More senate confirmation hearings and a brawl is brewing between house reps over Transgender Rights in the US. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

After about ten minutes of the first cabinet hearing it's clear that Trump's cabinet will be confirmed by all Republicans as Pete Hegseth lets loose on senate floor. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

Gavin Newsom pitches the Olympics in front of burnt down houses as LA actors defend the mayor. The FBI Director is leaving but not before one last fake interview. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

This week Landman had it's finale and Squid Game returned. Welcome to our new format. Drop a comment and tell us what you think. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 12pm EST

Donald Trump and Barack Obama get friendly at a funeral. The fires in LA rage on as Mel Gibson dives into the Catholic Church on Joe Rogan. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

Three major wild fires blaze through Los Angeles county as the Mayor takes an overseas trip and Pasadena has no water to fight back. The rest of America freezes. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook and Instagram join the free speech community notes revolution first implemented on Elon Musk's X. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

It's our 47th episode and perfect timing for the certification of Donald J. Trump the 47th President of the United States. In other news Justin Trudeau just resigned in Canada and New York is bring in those congestion pricing tolls, Happy New Year. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

This weekend we had Sonic The Hedgehog 3 going up against the 35mm Masterpiece Nosferatu Welcome to our new format. Drop a comment and tell us what you think. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 9am EST

Current Speaker of the House Mike Johnson will have his first test when the vote comes up for him to be speaker again today. If most than 2 republicans vote no there may not be a speaker for the swearing in of Donald Trump on January 6th. Also updates on Las Vegas and New Orleans attacks. Welcome to our new format. Drop a comment and tell us what you think. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 9am EST

The big story would have been Whitney Cummings destroying it on CNN NYE or Notre Dame winning the Sugar Bowl. Instead in 2025 our first news day we have two explosions in major cities and no real answers yet. Welcome to our new format. Drop a comment and tell us what you think. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 9am EST

Blame Elon, we passed a new CR bill that was tiny compared to the original but welcome to Elon Derangement Syndrome. Welcome to our new format. Drop a comment and tell us what you think. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

Welcome to our new format. Drop a comment and tell us what you think. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

Joe Biden brokers peace in the middle east and then sends more weapons to Ukraine. Nick Fuentes roasts the Daily Wire's Brett Cooper and the ladies of The View start to fight Whoopi Goldberg.

Matt Gaetz decides to step down from Attorney General nomination by Trump. AOC and Republic women are fighting about bathrooms and the movie Wicked was released, or part of it.

Donald Trump goes to UFC 309 and steals the weekend away from Mike Tyson. Also we now know why Matt Gaetz is such a controversy, he had Hunter Biden's Laptop.

Mike Tyson lost to Jake Paul in a fake boxing match, RFK was nominated for HHS and the world is freaking out because what will happen to the Doritos?!

Today, we dive into a whirlwind of chaos as Donald Trump nominates Matt Gaetz for attorney general, stirring up a storm of controversy. Meanwhile, liberal governors, police officers, and city officials are standing up to Trump, defending illegal migrants in their communities. And in a bold move, Democrats – including folks from The View and Don Lemon – are quitting Twitter.

Elon Musk attends a Trump Rally, but the media fixates on the 2020 election and FEMA fact-checking. Plus, P. Diddy may have shot Tupac, and Dana Carvey returns to SNL as Joe Biden!

After Hurricane Helene both campaigns scramble to show they care more. Donald Trump met with governors, passed out supplies and coordinated relief efforts with Elon Musk. Kamala Harris and the White House spent most of their time fact checking reality.

After the first presidential debate democrats are in scramble mode. Do they stick with Joe Biden or let everyone know he was never really running the country. Meanwhile Trump is immunized by the Supreme Court over J6.