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Alex R. Wagner & Kimberly DiPersia break down the top left and right leaning headlines from the radical and always wacky 'news media.' Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justheadlines/support

Alex R. Wagner & Kimberly DiPersia


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    Ep. 73 - Elon Musk Asks Government Employees For Five Things They've Done This Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 18:23


    Elon and DOGE have sent an HR letter out asking everyone at the government what they've been doing this last week.

    Ep. 72 - Canada Defeats The United States As Trump Searches For Gold Bricks In Cave

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2025 21:21


    The Canada vs. United States rivalry heats back up on the ice as Trump goes on a search of Fort Knox for the Gold Bars.

    Ep. 71 - Donald Trump Most American President Ever or Australian Spy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2025 44:23


    Donald Trump was the first President to join the Super Bowl and also went to the Daytona 500 this weekend. Is he attending American sporting events or just events the FOX produces. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 2pm EST

    Ep. 70 - Robert Kennedy Jr. Confirmed As Health and Human Services Secretary

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2025 31:00


    It was a weird one but they did it. RFK has officially been confirmed leaving only one controversial pick left, Kash Patel of the FBI which has a hearing for a vote tonight at 9pm.This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News.News Cycle ended at 2pm EST

    Ep. 69 - Donald Trump Rescues Teacher From Russian Prison

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 17:11


    Everyone keeps talking about Elon Musk and his child being invited to a meeting but the big news is that Donald Trump just rescued a teacher from Russian prison and now he gets to see the Lincoln bedroom. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 68 - Donald Trump Creates Constitutional Crisis Over Plastic Straws

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025 16:31


    Donald Trump signs an executive order finally banning paper straws and all anyone can talk about is Elon Musk and some Constitutional Crisis going on everywhere. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts.

    Ep. 67 - Donald Trump Was The Real Winner of the Super Bowl

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 16:41


    Donald Trump became the first president to attend to Super Bowl. Kanye did an ad for a t-shirt and the Eagles destroyed the Chiefs - AMERICA IS BACK!This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 66 - Kanye West Declares Himself A Nazi on X in Late Night Tweet Storm

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 17:13


    Kanye West goes on a late night twitter rampage declaring himself a Nazi among other things. The world still has no answer to Donald Trumps proposal to take over Gaza. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 65 - Donald Trump Saves Women From Men Dressed As Women Fighting Women

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2025 19:41


    Donald Trump signs executive order to save women's sports. The media is still tailspinning from the USAID coverup. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 64 - Donald Trump Decides To Turn The Middle East Into A Golf Course

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 13:51


    Donald Trump says the United States will invade and rebuild Gaza. Democrats continue freaking out of Elon Musk. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 63 - Marco Rubio and Elon Musk Swim In A Pool of WOKE Money

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 12:01


    Elon Musk with the authorization of Secretary of State shut down USAID and now Democrats are freaking out. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 62 - Banned on YouTube as UFC Fights Nazi's and RFK Takes On The World

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2025 13:02


    I was banned from Youtube for 7 days for Medical Misinformation for posting a clip of Bill Gates from the Wall Street Journal in which he says "RFK wrote a book about how Dr. Fauci and I killed millions of kids" this was marked and then confirmed upon appeal. I was shut down for 7 days as a advocate of independent politics to silence influences of RFK Jr. But they can't stop me on other media platforms. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 61 - Dr. Phil Joins ICE Deportation Raids in Chicago

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 14:19


    Lots happened this week but nothing matched the amount of people upset that criminals are finally being deported from the United States. Dr. Phil joins the action with ICE in Chicago. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 60 - Donald Trump Declassifies The JFK, RFK and MLK Files

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2025 9:32


    Yesterday Donald Trump declassified the rest of the files from the 1960s. Today he heads to California to tour the Wild Fire disaster. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 59 - Donald Trump Does His First Interview As President Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 12:02


    Donald Trump does his first interview as president of the united states. Ukraine needs US soldiers. AOC and MTG go at it over the Laken Riley Act. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 58 - Donald Trump and JD Vance Get A Gay Lecture At Church

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2025 14:44


    President Trump announces new $500 billion dollar investment in Ai called Stargate. JD Vance and families go to church on a Tuesday and get a wild lecture about the gay youth. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 57 - Elon Musk Gets Wild At The Donald Trump Inauguration After-Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2025 16:14


    Donald Trump is now president, Joe Biden pardoned a bunch of people while at the inauguration, Melina wore the MJ and the January 6th hostages are now out of prison. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 56 - I Had A Dream That TikTok Actually Got Banned In The United States

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2025 11:53


    I had a dream last night that the supreme court didn't do anything today and Joe Biden refused to extend TikTok ban 90 days and we actually had no TikTok at the Trump Inauguration. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 55 - Joe Biden Says Goodbye as Peace Is Brokered In The Middle East

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 12:00


    Joe Biden says Goodbye to the America Public as a peace deal is brokered in the middle east that the white house is taking credit for, however Trump fans are skeptical. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 54 - The Ladies of the House of Representatives Go To War

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2025 14:40


    More senate confirmation hearings and a brawl is brewing between house reps over Transgender Rights in the US. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 53 - Pete Hegseth Confirmation Hearing Celebration

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2025 12:16


    After about ten minutes of the first cabinet hearing it's clear that Trump's cabinet will be confirmed by all Republicans as Pete Hegseth lets loose on senate floor. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 52 - Gavin Newsom Did Not Start The California Fires

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 14:32


    Gavin Newsom pitches the Olympics in front of burnt down houses as LA actors defend the mayor. The FBI Director is leaving but not before one last fake interview. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 51 - Landman vs. Squid Game 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2025 7:24


    This week Landman had it's finale and Squid Game returned. Welcome to our new format. Drop a comment and tell us what you think. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 12pm EST

    Ep. 50 - Donald Trump & Barack Obama Become Best Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2025 13:26


    Donald Trump and Barack Obama get friendly at a funeral. The fires in LA rage on as Mel Gibson dives into the Catholic Church on Joe Rogan. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 49 - Californians Flee Wild Fires As Los Angeles Mayor Disappears

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2025 7:15


    Three major wild fires blaze through Los Angeles county as the Mayor takes an overseas trip and Pasadena has no water to fight back. The rest of America freezes. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 48 - Mark Zuckerberg Joins Elon Musk Unleashing Free Speech On Platforms

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2025 12:36


    Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook and Instagram join the free speech community notes revolution first implemented on Elon Musk's X. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 47 - Kamala Harris Counts Votes for Donald Trump as Justin Trudeau Resigns

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2025 12:19


    It's our 47th episode and perfect timing for the certification of Donald J. Trump the 47th President of the United States. In other news Justin Trudeau just resigned in Canada and New York is bring in those congestion pricing tolls, Happy New Year. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 46 - Sonic The Hedgehog 3 vs. Nosferatu

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2025 12:06


    This weekend we had Sonic The Hedgehog 3 going up against the 35mm Masterpiece Nosferatu Welcome to our new format. Drop a comment and tell us what you think. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 9am EST

    Ep. 45 - Republicans Attempt To Make Out With Speaker Mike Johnson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2025 14:24


    Current Speaker of the House Mike Johnson will have his first test when the vote comes up for him to be speaker again today. If most than 2 republicans vote no there may not be a speaker for the swearing in of Donald Trump on January 6th. Also updates on Las Vegas and New Orleans attacks. Welcome to our new format. Drop a comment and tell us what you think. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 9am EST

    Ep. 44 - Cybertruck Explodes In Front of Trump Vegas as New Orleans is Attacked

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2025 8:16


    The big story would have been Whitney Cummings destroying it on CNN NYE or Notre Dame winning the Sugar Bowl. Instead in 2025 our first news day we have two explosions in major cities and no real answers yet. Welcome to our new format. Drop a comment and tell us what you think. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 9am EST

    Ep. 43 - Congress Avoids Government Shutdown But Blames Elon Musk For Chaos

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2024 14:21


    Blame Elon, we passed a new CR bill that was tiny compared to the original but welcome to Elon Derangement Syndrome. Welcome to our new format. Drop a comment and tell us what you think. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 42 - The Drones of New Jersey Are REAL

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2024 26:47


    Welcome to our new format. Drop a comment and tell us what you think. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 41 - Pardon A Middle East Turkey, Send The Other To War

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2024 15:03


    Joe Biden brokers peace in the middle east and then sends more weapons to Ukraine. Nick Fuentes roasts the Daily Wire's Brett Cooper and the ladies of The View start to fight Whoopi Goldberg.

    Ep. 40 - Wicked Bathroom Fight In Congress As Matt Gaetz Quits Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 14:36


    Matt Gaetz decides to step down from Attorney General nomination by Trump. AOC and Republic women are fighting about bathrooms and the movie Wicked was released, or part of it.

    Ep. 39 - Donald Trump's UFC Heavyweight Championship YMCA Celebration Dance

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2024 29:21


    Donald Trump goes to UFC 309 and steals the weekend away from Mike Tyson. Also we now know why Matt Gaetz is such a controversy, he had Hunter Biden's Laptop.

    Ep. 38 - Robert Kennedy Jr. Defeats Naked Mike Tyson With Red Food Dye 40

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2024 32:16


    Mike Tyson lost to Jake Paul in a fake boxing match, RFK was nominated for HHS and the world is freaking out because what will happen to the Doritos?!

    Ep. 37 - Donald Trump Nominates Matt Gaetz For Attorney General

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 15:38


    Today, we dive into a whirlwind of chaos as Donald Trump nominates Matt Gaetz for attorney general, stirring up a storm of controversy. Meanwhile, liberal governors, police officers, and city officials are standing up to Trump, defending illegal migrants in their communities. And in a bold move, Democrats – including folks from The View and Don Lemon – are quitting Twitter.

    Ep. 36 - Hurricane Milton and the Kamala Harris Desperate Press Tour

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2024 72:22


    Ep. 35 - Elon Musk Joins A Trump Rally & More Media Fact Checking

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 29:05


    Elon Musk attends a Trump Rally, but the media fixates on the 2020 election and FEMA fact-checking. Plus, P. Diddy may have shot Tupac, and Dana Carvey returns to SNL as Joe Biden!

    Ep. 34 - Fact Checking A Hurricane with Kamala Harris

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2024 38:57


    After Hurricane Helene both campaigns scramble to show they care more. Donald Trump met with governors, passed out supplies and coordinated relief efforts with Elon Musk. Kamala Harris and the White House spent most of their time fact checking reality.

    Ep. 33 - Joe Biden's 4th of July Dementia Extravaganza

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 77:57


    After the first presidential debate democrats are in scramble mode. Do they stick with Joe Biden or let everyone know he was never really running the country. Meanwhile Trump is immunized by the Supreme Court over J6.

    Ep. 32 - Joe Biden Looks For A Media Espresso Before The First Debate

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2024 35:04


    With just one week until the first presidential debate. Both campaigns are in full propaganda mode. Joe Biden is old but democrats are saying that's misleading. Meanwhile Trump is telling people to Police Their Vote and running Kamala Harris Ads.

    Ep. 31 - President Donald Trump is a Convicted Felon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2024 37:35


    Donald Trump is a convicted Felon but after launching a Joe Rogan endorsed ad and seeing Robert De Niro go completely insane it's safe to assume once again this was a net positive for Team Trump.

    Ep. 30 - Matt and Shane's Not So Secret RFK Interview & Debate Scandal

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2024 45:18


    The Secret Pod let out the big secret that RFK could join the debates, leading to a deep-seated scandal by team Joe Biden to make sure 3rd party candidates do not make the debate stage. Thanks a lot @mattandshanessecretpodcast9138 

    Ep. 29 - Joe Biden Forgets To Drop Bombs as Dr. Phil Saves the Middle East

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2024 47:09


    Slow news week overall but in the heat of all the protests around the United States at college campuses Joe Biden decides to not give Israel bombs from America.

    Ep. 28 - Cheeseball Man Protest Takeover as Trump Keeps Gagging in Court

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2024 40:27


    Cheeseball man takes over Manhattan with larger numbers than Middle East Protests, Trump breaks Gag Order and then gags again and other college campus TikTok protest drama.

    Ep. 27 - Joe Biden Talks About Cannibals & Trump Court Case Ends In Flames

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2024 45:02


    The biggest news about Trump's court case is that a man lit himself on fire. Meanwhile President Biden is talking about Cannibals and no one can answer a question.

    Ep. 26 - Never Been On Diddy's Boat but Almost Got Diddy'd on a Nickelodeon Set

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2024 41:36


    In the spring of 2004 during pilot season in L.A. I met Jason Handy and it was a disgusting experience. They raided P Diddy and a bridge fell apart as well as more campaign stops for Trump and Biden on this episode of No News Is News.

    Ep. 25 - Joe Rogan Turns Full Republican After Trump's Bloodbath Comments

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2024 32:01


    Joe Rogan goes full republican after the Trump bloodbath story. The immigrants have broke the fence at the border and congress is in full crazy mode on this episode of No News Is News.

    Ep. 24 - US Congress Banned TikTok & Elon Musk Has Breakfast With Donald Trump

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2024 37:29


    TikTok was banned with a bipartisan bill in the United States. Haiti is rebelling against itself. As well as all the other election coverage on this episode of No News Is News.

    Ep. 23 - Joe Biden Lincoln Riley State of the Union Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2024 37:00


    We break down all the commentary and comments from the Joe Biden State of the Union address in this special episode of No News Is News. Let the election season begin.

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