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Alex R. Wagner & Kimberly DiPersia break down the top left and right leaning headlines from the radical and always wacky 'news media.' Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justheadlines/support

Alex R. Wagner & Kimberly DiPersia


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    Ep. 103 - Shane Gillis vs. Louie CK: The Great American Divorce & DC's Final SHUTDOWN

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2025 62:49


    TONIGHT on Episode 103: Stop looking at the government shutdown and Hollywood's box office disaster as separate events. They are the same story: The Great American Divorce is happening in real-time, and we have the proof.The shocking failure of the nation's biggest movie isn't a fluke; it's a referendum on trust. We'll show you the numbers—how LA and New York are living in a completely different country than Dallas and Houston. This is what happens when audiences feel that institutions, from movie studios to newsrooms, no longer see them, speak for them, or tell them the truth. Even Sean Penn's attempt to bridge the gap failed, proving the chasm might already be too wide.This is the exact same reason the government is grinding to a halt. This isn't a budget dispute. It's two sides that no longer trust a single word the other says.PLUS, we'll dive into the perfect cultural microcosm: Shane Gillis and Louis C.K. It's a masterclass in the war between perceived authenticity and establishment hypocrisy, and it all comes down to a simple question: in a world of sellouts, who do you still trust?Join Alex R. Wagner as we prove the collapse isn't coming—it's here.

    Ep. 102 - Trump Declares WAR on FBI & Federal Workers | Comey INDICTED, Mass Firings Threatened

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2025 43:23


    TONIGHT, the gloves are OFF. In a move sending shockwaves through Washington, President Trump's Justice Department has officially INDICTED former FBI Director James Comey. Is this a long-overdue act of justice, or a dangerous political vendetta against a longtime adversary?But that's not all. As the government barrels toward a complete SHUTDOWN in just 72 hours, Trump is issuing a chilling new threat: agree to his demands, or federal workers will be FIRED, not furloughed. It's an unprecedented move that could impact millions.We're going live on Episode 102 of No News Is News to break down a day of political hardball that could redefine the presidency. Is this Trump cleaning house, or is he dismantling the institutions that hold him accountable? Alex R. Wagner takes your calls and reads your live chat as we debate the endgame for Trump, Comey, and the entire U.S. government. Don't miss this.

    Ep. 101 - Trump Triple Threat: Martial Law in Portland, Supreme Court Showdown & Gov't Shutdown IMMINENT

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2025 56:56


    TONIGHT on Episode 101 of No News Is News, Alex R. Wagner unpacks the chaotic storm brewing in American politics. As we go live, federal troops are being sent to Portland against the state's wishes. Is this a necessary step for law and order, or a dangerous overreach of federal power?Simultaneously, Trump is taking his fight over birthright citizenship to the Supreme Court, a move that could redefine what it means to be an American. And as if that weren't enough, the government is teetering on the brink of a complete shutdown, with federal workers bracing for layoffs.Are these events connected? Is this a coordinated political strategy, or a sign of a system at its breaking point? Join the conversation in the live chat as we break down the legal, political, and human ramifications of a day that could change America.

    Ep. 100 - Epstein Birthday Book DEEP DIVE: Pages 1-80 (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2025 325:31


    Join us for a landmark 100th episode of No News is News Too, as we embark on our most ambitious and revealing investigation yet: a meticulous, page-by-page analysis of the infamous Jeffrey Epstein 50th Birthday Book.Over the course of an extensive, multi-hour livestream, [Your Name/Show Name] will utilize advanced AI, specifically Google Gemini, to scrutinize every detail, every entry, and every connection within this cryptic document. We're going beyond headlines to uncover the hidden layers, the forgotten associations, and the full scope of who was involved and how.This isn't just a review; it's a forensic digital excavation. We'll be feeding the book's contents into AI in real-time, instructing it to analyze, cross-reference, and illuminate the intricate web of relationships. Expect deep dives, live insights, and a relentless pursuit of clarity on one of the most significant and perplexing documents linked to the Epstein saga.Tune in for an unprecedented live investigation that promises to shed new light on a dark chapter. Your questions, observations, and participation are highly encouraged as we work together to decipher the truth. Don't miss this monumental event!

    Ep. 99 - White House Threatens Mass Firing Over Shutdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2025 38:06


    The government is on the brink of shutdown, and the White House is threatening to fire people permanently. We're covering the political games, the petty indictments, and the serious headlines live tonight.Topics Tonight:Gov Shutdown & Mass Firing Threat: With a shutdown looming, the White House has cancelled talks with Congress and is threatening to permanently replace federal workers. We dive into the political chicken game.The Petty Comey Indictment: Years later, the DOJ has indicted former FBI Director James Comey on charges that scream of political revenge. We'll break down the absurdity.Dallas ICE Facility Shooting: We address the tragic, deadly attack in Dallas and the predictable, hollow responses from politicians.

    Ep. 98 - South Park Returns To SAVE AMERICA | Live Reaction To The Most Mysterious Episode Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2025 12:37


    Little is known about the latest South Park episode, a historic delay last week and the network pulling the Charlie Kirk master debater episode, what will South Park do in response to the chaos of the world over the last three weeks.Welcome to episode 98 of the No News Is News Podcast.

    Ep. 97 - Jimmy Kimmel Returns Free Speech Is SAVED | Live Monologue Reaction

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2025 30:33


    Jimmy Kimmel returns to air tonight but 20 percent of broadcasters will not accept his programming, a first in the history of US television. Meanwhile Joe Rogan comes to the defense of Jimmy Kimmel on free speech. Welcome to episode 97 of the No News Is News Podcast.

    Ep. 96 - TV Stations Refuse To Air Jimmy Kimmel as Joe Rogan SCREAMS Free Speech

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2025 26:27


    Jimmy Kimmel returns to air tonight but 20 percent of broadcasters will not accept his programming, a first in the history of US television. Meanwhile Joe Rogan comes to the defense of Jimmy Kimmel on free speech. Welcome to episode 96 of the No News Is News Podcast. 1st Hour - News and Clips 2nd Hour - No News Is News 3rd Hour - Instagram BrainRot

    Ep. 95 - Jimmy Kimmel Returns as Donald Trump Goes Full Autism

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2025 54:51


    Donald Trump has been hyping up the Autism cure for weeks now, but is completely overshadowed by Disney's ragebait response bringing back Jimmy Kimmel. Welcome to episode 94 of the No News Is News Podcast. 1st Hour - News and Clips 2nd Hour - No News Is News 3rd Hour - Instagram BrainRot

    Ep. 94 - DEFEND Free Speech, Remember Charlie Kirk

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2025 20:37


    Welcome to episode 93 of the No News Is News Podcast. 1st Hour - News and Clips 2nd Hour - No News Is News 3rd Hour - Instagram BrainRot RIP. Charlie Kirk #CharlieKirk #Freedom

    Ep. 93 - Charlie Kirk Assassin's Family Speaks Out - The SHOCKING Motive Revealed

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2025 83:18


    Stream Starts 11:35pm CST Join us for a live, up-to-the-minute report on the assassination of Charlie Kirk. We're breaking down the latest findings after the suspect, Tyler Robinson, was taken into custody. Discover the shocking details revealed by the suspect's own family, including his growing political radicalization and hatred for Charlie Kirk's message. We'll also be analyzing new evidence, including the chilling messages left on the bullets and what they reveal about the assassin's motives. This is a developing story with major implications for the future of political discourse in America. #CharlieKirk #BreakingNews #TrueCrime

    Ep. 92 - New FBI Footage Of Charlie Kirk's Shooter | We Are All Charlie Kirk Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2025 76:03


    This is a war for the soul of America. In an echo of the 1960s, a patriot has been struck down for exercising his right to free speech. Charlie Kirk has been assassinated, and tonight, we are all Charlie Kirk.The FBI has just released new footage of the suspected shooter running from the scene. We are breaking down this video live, analyzing the evidence, and discussing what the mainstream media won't. They think this will silence us, but it only strengthens our resolve.Join me as I also react to the craziest right-wing Instagram reels to show you where the cultural battle is heading. Free speech is the fight of our lives. Let's fight back now.#CharlieKirk #BreakingNews #LiveStream #FreeSpeech #FBI

    Ep. 91 - FBI RELEASES NEW PHOTOS IN CHARLIE KIRK CASE | LET'S FIND THIS KILLER

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2025 150:17


    The FBI has just released new photos of the person of interest in the tragic shooting of Charlie Kirk. In this livestream, we will be analyzing the new evidence and working together to bring this killer to justice.Let's honor Charlie's memory and the anniversary of 9/11 by showing the world what the internet can do when we unite for a common cause.

    Ep. 90 - Charlie Kirk Assassin Still AT LARGE

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2025 69:21


    All we know is Kash Patel lied to us all again and claimed he had the suspect before knowing if he did or not, now 8 hours after his assassination the FBI is finally asking the public for help in finding the assassin.

    Ep. 89 - Tim Dillon & Tucker Carlson Expose The 9/11 Israel Tapes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2025 14:01


    The official story on 9/11 is dead. Citing FBI documents, Tucker Carlson lays out the evidence for Israeli foreknowledge that the media refuses to touch. This is the truth they've been hiding.We also cover the push for MTG as President, Israel's attack on Qatar, and why the entire news apparatus has collapsed.What's the biggest lie you were ever told? Let me know below. #911Truth #TimDillon #TuckerCarlson #Conspiracy #Israel

    Ep. 88 - South Park Goes Labubu For Donald Trump & Satan's Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2025 16:58


    South Park just dropped one of its strangest, sharpest episodes yet — kids fighting over LeBooBoos, Butters caught in a “wish list economy,” and somehow it all spirals into Donald Trump, Satan, and even a surprise pregnancy twist.In this video essay, I break down how the episode skewers:Modern childhood and why discipline doesn't work anymoreThe rise of “simp economics” and clout-driven relationshipsPop-up culture and the death of “Woke”The TMZ-ification of politics with Trump & SatanAnd what it means when Satan himself is trapped, pregnant, and maybe a stand-in for the South Park creatorsIs Satan a metaphor for America… or for Trey and Matt? Let's dive in.

    Ep. 87 - The Maxwell Interview: Trump, Epstein & Secrets Exposed

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2025 369:40


    This is the full 7-hour Maxwell interview — raw, uncut, and unfiltered.I open with my own commentary, making it clear that Maxwell lies and spins her story, and to keep you entertained I've layered in surreal AI slop, satire, and visuals so you don't get lost in 7 hours of conspiracy haze.Inside, you'll hear Maxwell talk about Epstein, Trump, powerful elites, and the secrets they don't want you to know. I also weave in references to the Epstein prison tapes, “release the files,” and the cultural obsession with truth vs. disinformation.If you've ever wondered about:Jeffrey Epstein's prison tapesGhislaine Maxwell's role and testimonyTrump's connections and controversiesThe conspiracy theories vs. the documented facts…this video puts it all on the table.

    Ep. 86 - South Park Just Roasted Liberals With Their Own Laughter

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2025 7:36


    South Park Episode 3 ended with its boldest shot yet — a fake 1950s sitcom called Hey Satan! where Trump and J.D. Vance get nonstop laugh tracks while Satan sighs in despair. And then Towelie delivers the punch: there is no escape.This wasn't just comedy — it was Trey and Matt calling out the liberal audience for cheering too hard.In this breakdown:How Hey Satan! exposed the “clapping seal” problemRandy's “Tech-Ready Farm” and liberal AI hypeSharon as the voice of realityWhy Trey & Matt are mocking their own fansWhat the return of Towelie means for continuityThis is South Park at its most dangerous — and most honest.

    Ep. 85 - South Park Just Became Bigger Than Politics

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2025 9:12


    South Park isn't left. South Park isn't right. South Park is king.In this episode we break down why South Park's new season matters more than Trump's bomber flyovers, Putin's Alaska stunt, and even Zelenskyy's Oval Office diplomacy. South Park doesn't follow politics anymore — politics follows South Park.

    Ep. 84 - In Defense of Nick Fuentes...

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2025 18:19


    Yes, this is my "angry gay kid from Chicago" uniform. Tucker Carlson came up with it. It's what they resort to when they get scared. Let's talk about why.The Epstein story has been quietly taken offline. The polls say you don't care anymore. Why? Because the establishment has found a new target to keep you distracted. They've formed a grand alliance—from Candace Owens to Tucker to Elon—to take down one person whose perceived authenticity threatens their entire ecosystem. They call him a racist, a liar, a fed. They're using a J6 honeypot as their ultimate weapon.This isn't just a defense of one person. It's a diagnosis of a sick system. As another kid from Chicago who was on the ground during the lockdown protests, I know what a real setup smells like. If you're tired of the circus and ready to see the clowns behind the curtain, you're in the right place.Documentary Referenced:Christmas in Florida - https://www.primevideo.com/detail/0GTY792QDSK924LFVCN5OT194I/

    Ep. 83 - Welcome To The Distraction Timeline

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2025 11:02


    You feel it, don't you? The sense that none of this is real. The chaotic, nonsensical feed of events you scroll through every single day isn't reality. It's a performance. It's a carefully constructed show, and you are the target audience.In this episode, we break down the absurdity. The President is in a public feud with a 27-year-old cartoon. Politicians are putting on a theatrical play about arrests and freedom that follows a script everyone already agreed to. It's all spectacle. A deeply perplexing, high-stakes performance designed for one purpose: to make you look here, so you never, ever look there.This is the Wag the Dog era. This show is for people who are done with the performance. This isn't about left vs. right; it's about the authentic vs. the grifters. If you're tired of being treated like an audience member in a circus you never bought a ticket for, you're in the right place.

    Ep. 82 - Trump Laughs Off Epstein Scandal: His Master Plan Revealed?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2025 31:43


    Did Donald Trump just orchestrate his escape from the Epstein scandal on the world stage? This episode of "No News Is News" dissects every moment of his high-stakes visit to the UK, from laughing off an Epstein question in Parliament to his controversial talks with the Prime Minister about censorship and Truth Social. We unravel the calculated political performance and question what's real and what's for the cameras.The investigation goes deeper, exploring the crusade by congressmen Thomas Massie and JD Vance to unseal the official Epstein files, asking if this is a genuine search for truth or a political weapon. We also provide a critical breakdown of the viral video showing Palestinians at a border fence, analyzing the disconnect between its audio and visuals to uncover a different story. From bombshell claims to subtle manipulations, this is the definitive breakdown of a story everyone is talking about, but no one is seeing this clearly.Timecodes:0:00 - Has Trump Orchestrated His Escape from the Epstein Scandal?1:16 - Fallout from the South Park Episode & Trump's UK Arrival2:09 - Censorship & Truth Social: Trump Clashes with the UK Prime Minister4:09 - Deconstructing Trump's Strategy: Statements and Silence4:48 - Trump Forced to Address Epstein Allegations Again7:49 - The Push to Release the Epstein Files: Thomas Massie's Plan9:24 - The JD Vance Angle: Another Politician on the Case15:02 - A New Form of Politics: JD Vance's Conversational Approach17:45 - Trump's Ultimatum: A Distraction from the Real Story?19:50 - Viral Video DEBUNKED: Analyzing the Palestinian Fence Footage22:50 - Trump Under Fire: The Press Conference Outside Parliament25:13 - The Politics of War: Lindsey Graham's Stance27:29 - The "Returning" Controversy: Trump on Immigration30:03 - The Moment: Trump Laughs Off Reporter's Epstein Question

    Ep. 81 - Hunter Biden's Crack Recipe, Trump's On The Epstein List & Ozzy's Nazi Secret

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2025 59:11


    On this episode of No News Is News, Alex R. Wagner breaks down the absolute insanity of the week. Hunter Biden gives a masterclass on the difference between crack and cocaine, inspiring Alex to try... PBR. We expose Ozzy Osbourne's hypocrisy after his family blocked Kanye West from using an "Iron Man" sample over antisemitism, digging up a vintage clip of Ozzy praising Hitler. Plus, we deep-dive into the unending Epstein saga, from South Park's brutal takedown of Trump to Alan Dershowitz spilling the beans on Ghislaine Maxwell, and the media's pathetic attempts to cover it all up. From Ron DeSantis getting heckled to Andrew Cuomo's sad excuses, no stone is left unturned. This is the news, unfiltered and unhinged.Chapters:00:00 - I'm Not Doing Crack, I'm Drinking Beer00:21 - Hunter Biden Explains Crack vs. Cocaine01:38 - Psychedelic News Warp03:39 - Ozzy Osbourne is a Hypocrite05:53 - Kanye West vs. The Osbournes07:22 - End of The Osbourne Rant10:37 - South Park Destroys Trump Over Epstein12:36 - Political Rant Intermission14:21 - The PBR Taste Test24:03 - Ron DeSantis Gets WRECKED by Heckler26:20 - Trump Gets Fact-Checked to His Face by Fed Chair29:23 - The Media is Lying About EVERYTHING30:48 - Sen. Hawley Grills Sisa Nominee on Government Censorship33:11 - Andrew Cuomo's Pathetic Excuse for Losing38:16 - Alan Dershowitz Spills The Beans on Epstein's "Rosetta Stone"40:01 - Why is Alan Dershowitz Still on TV?50:06 - Trump & The Media Are Collapsing Over Epstein56:01 - Final Thoughts: The Lobotomy of American Politics

    Ep. 80 - Epstein Was An "Innocent Pedophile" and Senator John Kennedy Plays "Organized Grab Ass"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2025 61:24


    Welcome to the fever dream. In Episode 80, we hold a memorandum for the "death" of Stephen Colbert's show, only to get dragged into the deepest, most unhinged rabbit hole of all: the Jeffrey Epstein saga. We present our controversial "innocent pedophile" theory—was he just a creep caught in a massive blackmail operation run by Ghislaine Maxwell?Then, we pivot to the absolute goldmine that is Senator John Kennedy, who describes a political meeting as "organized grab ass" and rails against funding for "male prostitutes in Haiti." This is No News Is News, and we've completely lost our minds.TIMESTAMPS / CHAPTERS:00:00:00 - RIP Stephen Colbert: A Memorandum for a "Cancelled" Show01:00:23 - The "Big Pharma" Skit That "Sank The Show"02:47:00 - The Campfire Tale of Jeffrey Epstein03:58:00 - The "Innocent Pedophile" Theory Explained05:49:00 - How Ghislaine Maxwell Allegedly Weaponized Epstein's Perversion07:29:00 - The Recruitment Process & The "Touch My Penis Adventure"11:31:00 - Our Take on Trump & Clinton's Involvement14:32:00 - Re-evaluating the "Innocent Pedophile" Theory18:25:00 - How Epstein REALLY Died (And How Sanjay Gupta Explained It)21:45:00 - Shane Gillis Roasts The ESPYs (And The Audience Doesn't Get It)26:48:00 - Senator John Kennedy: "Spend Quality Time with Bubba"29:09:00 - Stephen Miller on "Secessionist" Sanctuary Cities31:33:00 - Cory Booker's Meltdown While His Team Walks Out for Lunch37:30:00 - The "Starry" Political Party: Our Plan for a New America39:20:00 - Trump's Bizarre Epstein Deflection: Blame Comey & Obama42:25:00 - Trump Brings Back Religion to Atone for... Something45:05:00 - Senator John Kennedy's "Organized Grab Ass" & "Spending Porn"50:20:00 - F*ck, Marry, Kill: RFK Jr. vs John Kennedy vs Andrew Cuomo54:40:00 - Jasmine Crockett Calls Trump "Wannabe Hitler"57:39:00 - Trump Challenges AOC & Crockett to an IQ Test01:00:08 - Outro: The Press Secretary's Fake Pockets#nonewsisnews #epstein #donaldtrump #johnkennedy #shanegillis #colbert #politics #comedy #podcast

    Ep. 79 - Trump Is Lying About Epstein: Welcome To Labubu Nation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2025 100:08


    This week on No News Is News, Alex and Kelly are back and the studio is pure chaos. They attempt to distract their dogs with ice cream while discussing the heartbreaking tragedy at Camp Mystic and the bizarre political theater of the week.The episode kicks off with a look at Donald Trump's "Tiny Desk" moment where he was gifted a gavel after signing a major bill. Then, the hosts dive deep into the newly released Jeffrey Epstein footage, dissecting the inconsistencies, the media's flip-flopping narrative, and what it all means for the powerful figures involved. In a much-needed moment of levity, Alex introduces the show's new mascot, Labubu, much to the excitement of their dogs.They also break down the latest political moves, from the Treasury Secretary's reaction to Elon Musk's "America Party," to Ted Cruz's unfortunately timed vacation to Greece during a Texas flood. Finally, they react to Trump's dismissal of Epstein questions in the wake of the flood, paying special attention to Marco Rubio's thousand-yard stare.0:00 - Cold Open: Raining in Austin & Doggy Ice Cream0:13 - The Camp Mystic Tragedy03:50 - Donald Trump's Tiny Gavel05:42 - What's in Trump's New Bill?11:32 - Former CIA Director John Brennan on MSNBC16:40 - Trump & Melania Dance to YMCA18:55 - The Jeffrey Epstein Tapes & Media Gaslighting40:12 - Meet Labubu: The New Co-Host43:55 - Elon Musk Starts a Third Party50:08 - Sports, Politics, and the White House UFC Fight53:35 - Would You Rather: UFC at the White House or the World Cup Final?1:04:38 - Ken Burns on Defunding PBS1:11:02 - Ted Cruz's Vacation During the Texas Floods1:15:55 - TSA Ends the "Remove Your Shoes" Policy1:22:27 - Trump is Tired of Putin's "Bullshit"1:26:48 - Trump Dismisses Epstein Questions Amidst Texas Tragedy

    Ep. 78 - Trump Daddy's Home, Kennedy Has A Bag of Cats & The CNN Thrice Tarded Debacle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2025 105:48


    This episode is a wild ride through the latest in political and pop culture absurdities. The hosts break down the "Daddy's Home" phenomenon , Senator Kennedy's unforgettable "bag of cats" zinger , and what they call CNN's "thrice-tarded" debacle with the US military. Also on the docket: the drama around "debanking" , a US-Canada syrup standoff , Kanye and Diddy's son's surprise album drop , and the controversial guest list for Jeff Bezos's wedding.00:00 - Republican's "Terrible" Bill & July 4th Deadline02:55 - "Debanking" & Trump's Take05:40 - Trump's Personality & Assassination Attempts09:22 - CNN, Trump & the Military14:42 - US-Canada Trade, Dairy & Syrup20:30 - Senator Kennedy's "Zingers"25:00 - Iran, Israel & The Nuclear Question28:12 - Trump, Crypto & Personal Investments34:55 - Election, Healthcare & Bezos' Wedding39:40 - P. Diddy's Legal Troubles & Kanye's New Album45:30 - Marjorie Taylor Greene & Tucker Carlson on Israel55:20 - "Daddy's Home" Video & Media Reaction01:06:20 - Anti-Vax & RFK01:09:30 - Ancient Greece, Rome & Modern Politics01:17:40 - A Muslim New Yorker's Perspective01:21:40 - Joe Rogan & Fake News01:28:30 - Liver King & The Justice System01:35:30 - The Future of the Democratic Party

    Ep. 77 - America Bombs Iran: Cruz vs. Tucker & The 9/11 Connection

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 122:55


    This week on No News Is News, hosts Alex R. Wagner and Kelly Cline dive deep into the explosive conflict between the United States and Iran. Following major US airstrikes on three of Iran's key nuclear facilities, the world is on edge, and the political fallout is just beginning.Join Alex and Kelly as they break down the most intense media moments, including Marco Rubio's heated "Brett Kavanaugh energy" interview, a fiery debate between Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson over AIPAC and the biblical justifications for war, and the varied reactions from politicians like Andrew Cuomo, Adam Kinzinger, and JD Vance.From sarcastically joining "Team Iran" to dissecting the "America, F*ck Yeah!" nature of the attacks, they cut through the noise of both mainstream and independent media. They also explore the deeper, often undiscussed historical and theological roots of the conflict, from the 1979 revolution to the biblical story of Jacob and whether the modern state of Israel truly represents the "Promised Land."Plus, they investigate a fan's tip about Benjamin Netanyahu's all-American education and fall down a rabbit hole of 9/11 conspiracy theories, questioning who really holds the power in the "unshakable alliance."If you're tired of the spin and want a raw, unfiltered, and often hilarious take on the news that matters, this is the episode for you.Chapters:00:00 - Intro: Iran's "Weaponization Ambitions"00:34 - Why Does Iran Need a Space Program?02:07 - "America, F*ck Yeah!": Reacting to the Airstrikes03:34 - Marco Rubio's "Brett Kavanaugh Energy"05:07 - Why We're Now "Team Iran" (Satire)07:07 - The Rise of Independent Journalism ("Mo News")09:26 - Media Spin & Political Fearmongering11:27 - The 1979 Iranian Revolution & The Rise of Theocracy14:42 - Is Anyone Telling the Truth?17:08 - What About Gaza?19:23 - Ted Cruz vs. Tucker Carlson: The AIPAC Debate28:06 - Ted Cruz's Biblical Justification for Supporting Israel30:41 - The Biblical Story of Jacob (Israel)33:24 - Are DNA Tests Banned in Israel? (Conspiracy Corner)35:34 - Who Are the "Real" Hebrews?37:57 - The Black Israelites39:09 - The Plot Twist: Is Israel Even the Promised Land?42:19 - Trump's Decisive Action & The MAGA Reaction43:34 - Andrew Cuomo's Comeback Tour45:40 - The Wacky World of NYC Mayoral Politics49:30 - Finding it Hard to Talk About Iran51:03 - The Political Blame Game55:23 - The Non-Interventionist Argument59:53 - Trump & Netanyahu: A Bromance For The Ages01:03:00 - Fan Mail: Netanyahu's American Education01:10:30 - The Constitutionality of the Airstrikes01:19:23 - Tom Cotton Warns Iran: "Actually Survive"01:23:20 - A Strike on America?01:24:48 - The 9/11 Conspiracy Deep Dive01:28:25 - Israel's Plea: "We Are Not Dragging America Into a War"01:32:21 - Netanyahu's All-American Education01:39:41 - Obliterated vs. Severely Damaged: JD Vance Sets the Record Straight01:47:44 - The "Never War" Movement & Bernie's Campaign Speech01:52:08 - Pence & The Pentagon's Official Statement01:54:27 - President Trump Addresses the Nation01:56:26 - Netanyahu Thanks Trump: "Peace Through Strength"01:58:02 - Final Thoughts: Composure is Key

    Ep. 76 - AI Congress, Israel and Iran: Unfiltered and Unhinged

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2025 87:34


    Alex R. Wagner and guest, Kelly Virginia Cline, dive headfirst into a whirlwind of current events and bizarre tangents. The episode kicks off with a hilarious, albeit chaotic, attempt to get answers from a new AI chatbot, leading to a segment they dub "AI Congress."The conversation takes a sharp turn to the Middle East, with the hosts offering their unfiltered and often satirical takes on the escalating tensions between Israel and Iran. They dissect speeches from political figures, questioning the narratives presented by the media and politicians alike. From there, the episode spirals into a wild discussion about everything from the Tuskegee experiments and the bubonic plague to celebrity encounters and conspiracy theories surrounding COVID-19 and Jeffrey Epstein's island.Just when you think it couldn't get more random, the hosts find themselves in a heated debate about pangolins, their trafficking, and their surprising connection to traditional medicine. The episode wraps up with a look at protests in Los Angeles and a spirited, and slightly intoxicated, debate about political allegiances and the state of the nation.Chapter Markers:0:00 - Intro0:28 - A New Pope?1:10 - No News Is News with Kelly Virginia Klein1:41 - What TV Show Would You Be On?2:50 - Netanyahu and the Bombing of Iran8:03 - Taking Sides8:54 - How Do You Solve the Middle East?9:32 - Operation Rising Lion13:16 - Netanyahu on Saddam Hussein14:31 - Little Saint James and the Fountain of Youth16:00 - Biden's Ransom to Iran18:15 - Inflation and the Price of Meat20:25 - Protests in LA22:50 - The Tuskegee Experiment and Vaccine Hesitancy25:20 - The Bubonic Plague and European Rats28:00 - COVID-19: Bat or Lab Leak?30:30 - The Pangolin Conspiracy35:20 - The ICE Raids That Weren't41:20 - A Bong, a Candle, and a Book of Matches45:30 - The Liberal Insurrection51:00 - Dave Chappelle's "8:46"53:25 - The End of an Era: Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon59:45 - Trump on the Iran-Israel Conflict1:01:45 - The Media's Orchestration of Fear1:07:55 - The Man Who Drank Horse Semen1:09:00 - JD Vance and Hillbilly Elegy1:14:00 - Tim Scott's Abandonment1:16:15 - AI Congress1:18:30 - Israel, We're Begging You, Stop1:21:45 - The Liberal Insurrection in California1:25:20 - Trump's Birthday Parade1:27:00 - Outro

    Ep. 75 - Trump vs. Elon Musk Big Beautiful Blowout

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2025 23:38


    Donald Trump and Elon Musk breakup but the real moments were from the FBI Director and Vice President inside Kid Rock's Restaurant.

    Ep. 74 - Donald Trump vs. Putin Live On PPV

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2025 17:56


    The media finally admitted to Joe Biden but not before he claimed cancer. Now Trump is ready to fight Putin and HBO is Max or Max is HBO again or whatever. NO NEWS IS NEWS PODCAST The news is not the news so now I'm here to give you the news even though the news isn't the news because no news is news.

    Ep. 73 - Elon Musk Asks Government Employees For Five Things They've Done This Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 18:23


    Elon and DOGE have sent an HR letter out asking everyone at the government what they've been doing this last week.

    Ep. 72 - Canada Defeats The United States As Trump Searches For Gold Bricks In Cave

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2025 21:21


    The Canada vs. United States rivalry heats back up on the ice as Trump goes on a search of Fort Knox for the Gold Bars.

    Ep. 71 - Donald Trump Most American President Ever or Australian Spy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2025 44:23


    Donald Trump was the first President to join the Super Bowl and also went to the Daytona 500 this weekend. Is he attending American sporting events or just events the FOX produces. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 2pm EST

    Ep. 70 - Robert Kennedy Jr. Confirmed As Health and Human Services Secretary

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2025 31:00


    It was a weird one but they did it. RFK has officially been confirmed leaving only one controversial pick left, Kash Patel of the FBI which has a hearing for a vote tonight at 9pm.This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News.News Cycle ended at 2pm EST

    Ep. 69 - Donald Trump Rescues Teacher From Russian Prison

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 17:11


    Everyone keeps talking about Elon Musk and his child being invited to a meeting but the big news is that Donald Trump just rescued a teacher from Russian prison and now he gets to see the Lincoln bedroom. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 68 - Donald Trump Creates Constitutional Crisis Over Plastic Straws

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025 16:31


    Donald Trump signs an executive order finally banning paper straws and all anyone can talk about is Elon Musk and some Constitutional Crisis going on everywhere. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts.

    Ep. 67 - Donald Trump Was The Real Winner of the Super Bowl

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 16:41


    Donald Trump became the first president to attend to Super Bowl. Kanye did an ad for a t-shirt and the Eagles destroyed the Chiefs - AMERICA IS BACK!This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 66 - Kanye West Declares Himself A Nazi on X in Late Night Tweet Storm

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 17:13


    Kanye West goes on a late night twitter rampage declaring himself a Nazi among other things. The world still has no answer to Donald Trumps proposal to take over Gaza. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 65 - Donald Trump Saves Women From Men Dressed As Women Fighting Women

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2025 19:41


    Donald Trump signs executive order to save women's sports. The media is still tailspinning from the USAID coverup. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 64 - Donald Trump Decides To Turn The Middle East Into A Golf Course

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 13:51


    Donald Trump says the United States will invade and rebuild Gaza. Democrats continue freaking out of Elon Musk. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 63 - Marco Rubio and Elon Musk Swim In A Pool of WOKE Money

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 12:01


    Elon Musk with the authorization of Secretary of State shut down USAID and now Democrats are freaking out. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 62 - Banned on YouTube as UFC Fights Nazi's and RFK Takes On The World

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2025 13:02


    I was banned from Youtube for 7 days for Medical Misinformation for posting a clip of Bill Gates from the Wall Street Journal in which he says "RFK wrote a book about how Dr. Fauci and I killed millions of kids" this was marked and then confirmed upon appeal. I was shut down for 7 days as a advocate of independent politics to silence influences of RFK Jr. But they can't stop me on other media platforms. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 61 - Dr. Phil Joins ICE Deportation Raids in Chicago

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 14:19


    Lots happened this week but nothing matched the amount of people upset that criminals are finally being deported from the United States. Dr. Phil joins the action with ICE in Chicago. This is the first ever openly sourced and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 60 - Donald Trump Declassifies The JFK, RFK and MLK Files

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2025 9:32


    Yesterday Donald Trump declassified the rest of the files from the 1960s. Today he heads to California to tour the Wild Fire disaster. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 59 - Donald Trump Does His First Interview As President Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 12:02


    Donald Trump does his first interview as president of the united states. Ukraine needs US soldiers. AOC and MTG go at it over the Laken Riley Act. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 58 - Donald Trump and JD Vance Get A Gay Lecture At Church

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2025 14:44


    President Trump announces new $500 billion dollar investment in Ai called Stargate. JD Vance and families go to church on a Tuesday and get a wild lecture about the gay youth. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 57 - Elon Musk Gets Wild At The Donald Trump Inauguration After-Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2025 16:14


    Donald Trump is now president, Joe Biden pardoned a bunch of people while at the inauguration, Melina wore the MJ and the January 6th hostages are now out of prison. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 56 - I Had A Dream That TikTok Actually Got Banned In The United States

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2025 11:53


    I had a dream last night that the supreme court didn't do anything today and Joe Biden refused to extend TikTok ban 90 days and we actually had no TikTok at the Trump Inauguration. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 55 - Joe Biden Says Goodbye as Peace Is Brokered In The Middle East

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 12:00


    Joe Biden says Goodbye to the America Public as a peace deal is brokered in the middle east that the white house is taking credit for, however Trump fans are skeptical. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 54 - The Ladies of the House of Representatives Go To War

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2025 14:40


    More senate confirmation hearings and a brawl is brewing between house reps over Transgender Rights in the US. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

    Ep. 53 - Pete Hegseth Confirmation Hearing Celebration

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2025 12:16


    After about ten minutes of the first cabinet hearing it's clear that Trump's cabinet will be confirmed by all Republicans as Pete Hegseth lets loose on senate floor. This is the first ever openly sourced and custom edited and curated news program with just the important parts. Think of it as News highlights but remember the news is not the news, No News Is News. News Cycle ended at 11am EST

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