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    Dumb Blonde
    Monday Guest

    Dumb Blonde

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 55:00


    Season 9 brought the heat and the heart, the tears and the truth. Bunnie pulls a few of her favorite moments from the season, including Whitney Wren getting real and raw about her friendship fallout with Christen and finding herself after heartbreak. DJ Paul brings the Memphis energy and wild Three 6 Mafia lore. KT Smith opens up about love, healing, and life before the Morgan Wallen headlines. Danielle Sylvester shares her powerful story of motherhood, addiction, and second chances. Meme and Hailee, AKA the coven, talk about Hawaii vacations, clapping back at mean comments, and Bunnie's deep love for a butter-making woman.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Middle of Somewhere w/Chad Daniels and Cy Amundson
    Mind Eraser's and the Three Legged Rat

    Middle of Somewhere w/Chad Daniels and Cy Amundson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 59:47


    This week, Chad calls up one of his best friends in the entire world, the hilarious Fritz Nothnagel, to discuss the up's and down's of elevator deliveries, battling one of Chicago's largest rodents, and his farewell comedy hour titled Gone Fishin'!  This episode is brought to you by Chime⁠! --- Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Chad Daniels (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@ThatChadDaniels⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) is a Dad, Comedian, and pancake lover. With over 750 million streams of his 5 albums to date, his audio plays are in the 99th percentile in comedy and music on Pandora alone, averaging over 1MM per week. Chad's previous album, Footprints on the Moon was the most streamed comedy album of 2017, and he has 6 late-night appearances and a Comedy Central Half Hour under his belt. Cy Amundson (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@CyAmundson⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) With appearances on Conan, Adam Devine's House Party, and Comedy Central's This is Not Happening, Cy Amundson is fast-proving himself in the world of standup comedy. After cutting his teeth at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis, has since appeared on Family Guy and American Dad and as a host on ESPN's SportsCenter on Snapchat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    FLF, LLC
    TCND: John's Excommunication and Unstuck Churches (Trip to Narnia) [The Comedian Next Door]

    FLF, LLC

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 65:22


    Hey, Neighbor! We start with a long excerpt from C.S. Lewis' Prince Caspian. That's called a "cold open," and it's very hip and interesting! (Eventually it will tie into the discussion about bad church leaders and what to do when they're going THE OPPOSITE WAY from Jesus.) Next, John has been kindly asked not to come back to his home church of 35 years. This is necessary for unity! We must all get excited about the mission of bringing in lots of new baby Christians--who will presumably be asked to leave in 35 years... Then: The Peaches reads quotes from "The Unstuck Church," which was written by a business consultant and is now being used as a play book for how to act less like a church and more like a Chik-Fil-A. This was the book that was used in the attempt to hijack Faith Baptist Church in North Carolina, and now it has landed in Kokomo. Later: Now that everyone is nice and angry at how positively STUPID it is to throw Lucy out of the family because her crying is raining on your parade, we return to Narnia...Where Aslan tells Lucy what to do when the people with the power won't listen to you. Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . If you have some experience with The Unstuck Group or other "consultants" who are influencing church culture, reach out! You're not crazy.

    High Society Radio
    HSR 07/10/25 Totes Not An Op

    High Society Radio

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 75:21


    This week, Chris Stanley and Chris Faga of High Society Radio take on the Marvel machine, the myth of being “natty,” and how Epstein's prison story distracts from a much bigger system-wide failure. The guys weigh in on Diddy getting off (legally), buckets of chicken, and the deep philosophical implications of store-brand mayo. There's also an aggressive review of the new Fantastic Four trailer, a debate about whether The Leader is actually Netanyahu in disguise, and Stanley gets walked through MCU lore he definitely didn't ask to learn.Epstein Was the Tip of the Prison System IcebergQatar/KuhTar/Katar—Still a ParadiseWeightIsRace.org Presents: The Lena Dunham HypothesisThe Eternal Return of the Bucket of ChickenIs Chris Actually Natty?The Skanks Appearance RecapRanking the Best Store-Brand MayoSerf Sh*t: A Lifestyle SegmentDiddy Gets Off, and Everyone Just Moves OnThe Fantastic Four Fundamentally Don't Work On ScreenPopcorn Rock Bottoms and Trailer ReactionsThe New Fantastic Four TrailerMovies Chris Watched On A Plane RecapNew Captain America Movie Gets DraggedIs The Leader Actually a Netanyahu Allegory?John Hickman: Secret Marvel Operative or Just a Guy?Ranking the Worst Movies Ever MadeZoomers Have Deep Prequel LoyaltyThird Place Umbrella TheoryStanley Gets Force-Fed Marvel LoreJonathan Majors UpdateSpinners#HighSocietyRadio, #ComedyPodcast, #GasDigital, #FantasticFour, #MarvelLore, #ChrisStanley, #Epstein, #Qatar, #WeightIsRace, #LenaDunham, #Diddy, #CaptainAmerica, #Zoomers, #StoreMayo, #JonathanMajorsDON'T FORGET TO WATCH FAGA'S NEW SPECIAL "BURN AFTER SAYING" ON THE HSR YOUTUBE PAGE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxIHJU2LotUSupport Our Sponsors!https://www.hims.com/HSR Click the link to support the show and start your free online Hims visit today!https://yokratom.com/ - Check out Yo Kratom (the home of the $60 kilo) for all your kratom needs!https://www.smallbatchcigar.com/ Use code GAS10 discount code for 10% off plus 5% rewards points!https://fatdickhotchocolate.net/ Get you a fat dick at fatdickhotchocolate.netHigh Society Radio is 2 native New Yorkers who started from the bottom and didn't raise up much. That's not the point, if you enjoy a sideways view on technology, current events, or just an in depth analysis of action movies from 2006 this is the show for you.Chris Stanley is the on-air producer for Bennington on Sirius XM.A Twitter Chris Really Likes: https://x.com/stanman42069Chris from Brooklyn is a lifelong street urchin, a former head chef and current retiree.Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisFromBklynEngineer: JorgeEditor: TannerInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/lilkinky69/Executive Producer: Mike HarringtonInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/themharrington/Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheMHarringtonSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Reza Rifts
    Jamie Lissow | EP 374

    Reza Rifts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 50:44


    Jamie Lissow on Comedy, Friendship & Balancing Life's Chaos  Keith sits down with the hilarious comedian Jamie Lissow for a laugh-filled, heartfelt conversation. They dive into Jamie's journey in comedy, the highs and lows of the industry, and the power of friendship both on and off stage. From wild backstage stories to deep reflections on work-life balance, this episode is packed with humor, wisdom, and behind-the-scenes gems.

    Shut Up I Love It
    EP 315 - MAD MAX 2: THE ROAD WARRIOR SHUT UP I LOVE IT with Jeremy Bent

    Shut Up I Love It

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 65:45


    Comedian and voice actor Jeremy Bent (Comedy Central, Maximum Fun's EUROVANGELISTS) is here to praise MAD MAX 2: THE ROAD WARRIOR (1981), one of the greatest movies ever made, plain and simple. Episode Links: Jeremy's IG Jeremy's Bluesky Eurovangelists IG Eurovangelists Bluesky Joe's Patreon Mr. Owl's Website

    Talking Dicks Comedy Podcast: A podcast with a touch of crass.
    2 ALs 1 Pod 243: We posted this from our Vault because we couldn't get it up this week.

    Talking Dicks Comedy Podcast: A podcast with a touch of crass.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 64:22


    Send us a textRomas is in slow motion for most of the pod.Ducharme leaves for. a few minutes to do number two.https:/patreon.com/2als1podhttps://www.instagram.com/thetalkingdickscomedypodcast/https://twitter.com/DicksTwohttps://www.facebook.com/thetwodickshttps://www.facebook.com/The-Talking-Dicks-Comedy-Podcast-107101331446404Support the show

    Fight Laugh Feast USA
    TCND: John's Excommunication and Unstuck Churches (Trip to Narnia) [The Comedian Next Door]

    Fight Laugh Feast USA

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 65:22


    Hey, Neighbor! We start with a long excerpt from C.S. Lewis' Prince Caspian. That's called a "cold open," and it's very hip and interesting! (Eventually it will tie into the discussion about bad church leaders and what to do when they're going THE OPPOSITE WAY from Jesus.) Next, John has been kindly asked not to come back to his home church of 35 years. This is necessary for unity! We must all get excited about the mission of bringing in lots of new baby Christians--who will presumably be asked to leave in 35 years... Then: The Peaches reads quotes from "The Unstuck Church," which was written by a business consultant and is now being used as a play book for how to act less like a church and more like a Chik-Fil-A. This was the book that was used in the attempt to hijack Faith Baptist Church in North Carolina, and now it has landed in Kokomo. Later: Now that everyone is nice and angry at how positively STUPID it is to throw Lucy out of the family because her crying is raining on your parade, we return to Narnia...Where Aslan tells Lucy what to do when the people with the power won't listen to you. Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . If you have some experience with The Unstuck Group or other "consultants" who are influencing church culture, reach out! You're not crazy.

    TheHeleyCast
    Episode #93 - Stillwater comedians, Tyler Couch & Abram Martin!

    TheHeleyCast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 45:20


    Jim Gossett Comedy
    THEY LET IT HAPPEN (SECRET SERVICE) + Hear comedian Jim Gossett on Rob Carson's National Talk Show 12-3 on WMLB 1690 AM in ATL +

    Jim Gossett Comedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 1:22


    SONG: THEY LET IT HAPPEN (SECRET SERVICE) Hear comedian Jim Gossett on Rob Carson's National Talk Show 12-3 on WMLB 1690 AM in ATL

    The Comedian Next Door
    TCND: John's Excommunication and Unstuck Churches (Trip to Narnia)

    The Comedian Next Door

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 65:22


    Hey, Neighbor! We start with a long excerpt from C.S. Lewis' Prince Caspian. That's called a "cold open," and it's very hip and interesting! (Eventually it will tie into the discussion about bad church leaders and what to do when they're going THE OPPOSITE WAY from Jesus.) Next, John has been kindly asked not to come back to his home church of 35 years. This is necessary for unity! We must all get excited about the mission of bringing in lots of new baby Christians--who will presumably be asked to leave in 35 years... Then: The Peaches reads quotes from "The Unstuck Church," which was written by a business consultant and is now being used as a play book for how to act less like a church and more like a Chik-Fil-A. This was the book that was used in the attempt to hijack Faith Baptist Church in North Carolina, and now it has landed in Kokomo. Later: Now that everyone is nice and angry at how positively STUPID it is to throw Lucy out of the family because her crying is raining on your parade, we return to Narnia...Where Aslan tells Lucy what to do when the people with the power won't listen to you. Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . If you have some experience with The Unstuck Group or other "consultants" who are influencing church culture, reach out! You're not crazy.

    Opie Radio
    Teen Dreams w/ Chris Distefano and Vic Henley - Best and Last Year of Radio

    Opie Radio

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2025 38:47


    Chris Distefano and Vic Henley 3/14Join Opie, Chris Distefano, and Vic Henley for a no-holds-barred episode of the Opie Radio podcast, where the conversation veers from casino game chatter to jaw-dropping stories. The trio dives into a haunting discussion about a politician's infamous press conference, debates the double standards of teacher-student scandals, and shares hilarious personal anecdotes about teenage crushes and awkward encounters. With raw, unfiltered humor and a touch of nostalgia, they tackle everything from George Wallace's controversial past to modern-day Snapchat mishaps. Buckle up for a wild, irreverent ride through pop culture, personal stories, and societal quirks.The final year of my radio journey holds a special place in my heart, made even more poignant by the loss of my cherished friends, Carl Ruiz and Vic Henley. Reflecting on that time, I rediscovered the pure passion and exhilaration that drew me to radio in the first place. Amidst the chaos and challenges, we found endless moments of hilarity and camaraderie. Alongside Carl, Vic, and Sherrod Small, we shared unforgettable experiences both on and off the airwaves, our tight-knit bond shining through every episode. That year also marked Carl Ruiz's meteoric rise to stardom, inspiring me to launch the Opie Radio podcast with him. I'm immensely grateful to Erock, Clubsoda Kenny, Paul, and Louis for joining us on this wild ride. Get ready to dive into the rollercoaster of emotions—the highs, the lows, and the laugh-out-loud moments—that defined my last year in radio.

    Netflix Is A Daily Joke
    Neal Brennan: A Joke About Standards For Comedians

    Netflix Is A Daily Joke

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2025 2:44


    Neal Brennan jokes about standards for comedians in his Netflix special, "Crazy Good".

    Mason and Friends show
    Episode 963: episode 963

    Mason and Friends show

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2025 40:38


    www.TheMasonAndFriendsShow.com https://thejuunit.bandcamp.com/releases https://www.glass-flo.com Great Pipes for Sure Arcade style,. Show Room Too, Terrible Pizza, Fire, Sweet Frog Style, Superman, me too, Marvel Did it Once, DC could... Bad Guy Majors, Spoiler Alert, Jurassic Park, Clean Looking, Dirty Shiny. Shouldn't be doing, Mutant Island, Dumb Movie, snickers wrapper. series or movie?? walking by? flooding alligator alkatraz, learning from past, happened before, shouldn't but can, no care, pay me, dumb shit, Superman supporting everybody, Lois Can't get it? the music of this episode@ https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4htbgg50hmCEym2Ca3xvyH?si=4a6d70b17bd343a7 support the show@ www.patreon.com/MperfectEntertainment

    Marvins world
    Mens mental health advocate and standup Heski

    Marvins world

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2025 58:44


    An interview podcast giving the inside scoop of what happens in comedy scenes across the globe and dedicated to speaking to the mavericks in the comedy world. We talk to standup and mens mental health advocate Heski. Here is an overview of what we discussed:[[04:00]] My mental health and leading to mental health warning signs of mental [[20:11]][[21:53]] How I set up my event [[26:45]][[29:38]] Comedians and mental health [[32:21]][[32:21]] Pick your team members and getting rid of the wrong people [[39:24]][[33:10]] Its a dangerous game to connect with wrong people [[34:00]] [[39:26]] Reading energy has got so much better since I stopped taking drugs [[49:00]]If you would like to know more on the podcast, you can reach us on our linktree https://linktr.ee/thecomediansparadise. Also, you can follow Heski on his linktree at https://linktr.ee/heskiboy, but most importantly make sure you book tickets for Stand up for mates here, a charity comedy event designed to support mens mental health:https://shorturl.at/MDJDd.#standupcomedypodcast #comedypodcast #interviewingcomedians #comedians #podcastinterview #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #mensmentalhealth You can follow this podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/41LWDAq, Spotify at https://spoti.fi/3oLrmyU and Apple podcasts at https://apple.co/3LEkr3E.

    In Godfrey We Trust
    613. Mudda Trouble l The Punisher, Eva Evans & Vishnu Vaka

    In Godfrey We Trust

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 65:45


    Godfrey talks with The Punisher about the Diddy Verdict, Vishnu educates the gang on Indian culture and so much more!Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish twice a week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.Original Air Date: 07.08.25-------------------------------

    Probably Science
    Episode 571 - Bryan Cook

    Probably Science

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 63:25


    Comedian and Jimmy Kimmel Live! writer Bryan Cook (@bryancooking) returns to the show for a technical difficulty-laden episode in which Jesse and Andy talk with Matt while he's on a cruise ship, covering topics including comedy on a boat, candlepin bowling, a new interstellar object, crypto failures, Anthropic's Claude having an identity crisis, the Sean Connery classic Zardoz, an AI band with way too many Spotify plays, Matt's upcoming standup shows and Andy's upcoming Colorado tour with Warsaw Poland Brothers.

    The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

    “The Golden Rule” I finally did it. I finally set my house on fire. You don't know. I've lived there two years; I just now did it. This amazes me that just how. Here's how it happened. So I'm in my kitchen, cooking. I just worked out for like, three hours so I'm cooking everything. Everything. I put the soup on, but by the end of the workout, I'm not sure the soup is going to be enough. So, I thought to myself, “You know what, I'm going to make some tortilla chips” A few days before I made the dopest salsa. I couldn't get enough of it. It was the best salsa ever. I was like “gosh” so every day, Tacos for three days, Just to put the salsa on top, And on the fourth day, I'm like “Nah, soup.” So, I put the soup on and I go workout, But the soup, you see has roasted vegetables in in, You know? So what I had done was, I had roasted the vegetables on a pan, but the pan is a little worn, so i put them on parchment paper… … Yeah, but here's what really happened, Is I took the vegetables off of the roasting pan, and I was about to throw away the parchment paper, And I thought “Wait. No! There's still so much oil on this!” And I didn't want to be wasteful. So I turned the oven back on, And I took out the tortillas I had— There were four of them— I took out two, Just in case I wanted two actual tacos later— Cause you know, I really love this fucking salsa. So good. Anyway— I take out two of the four tortillas, And I quarter them, And I flip them in the leftover oil from the roasted vegetables, And I'm thinking— This is going to be so good Roasted vegetable flavored Corn tortilla chips— I brush on a little bit of coconut oil, I drop some lemon juice on them, I put on a little salt— And I put them in the oven— I turn the oven to broil, And then I start the dishes; Dishes takes about ten minutes, This should take about ten minutes— So I start doing the dishes, And cleaning up, And putting them away, And this is the most ironic shit in the world, I start thinking to myself Particularly about this comedian that I like And I start thinking to myself “Wow, so you're a comedian; Comedian things happen to you; You're a real comedian. I must not be a real comedian— Because comedy things don't happen to me.” And right at that moment, I just so happen to look into the oven, And all I see is flames. Like, open flames. Big, flames. So I open the oven; More flames. I'm like “Oh no.” So now I'm panicking because I've never had an apartment with a gas stove before, So I don't know how quickly flames turn into massive explosions. And it's honestly funny how suicidal I am, Until I see open flames and I'm like “No, but— not like THIS!” So I freak out, I hit the breaker. I turn off everything in the place I'm not looking to see which switch is “gas” I turned turned them all off, Click, click, click, click Put on my slip ons, and grab my phone and I'm out the door. And I'm thinking to myself “See this is why you need a phone,” Because honestly sometimes, I don't feel like paying the bill. I feel like having toilet paper, Or soap, Or water— And I just “Whatever” But lately, I've been looking for more work because I like having toilet paper, and soap, and water AND a phone— so I keep the phone on, Which, even in the moment is like “Oh yeah, wow, I have a phone” Like I'm in astonishment at how handy it is because if it's handy for anything, This is it. So I'm out the door, and I'm dialing 911 as I hit the staircase; Whoosh, I'm out the door and in the long before the operator even picks up, And I'm in the lobby, on the phone, and the operator gets the address and I'm just standing there — Mind you, I didn't even grab my keys on the way out, so I'm assuming the door is locked, And I think to myself about the size of the flames and the fact that they were coming from the oven which is connected to a gas line which is connected to the rest of the building, so I don't know how any of that stuff works, And then I start thinking. “Should I warn my neighbors?” I hate my neighbors. Or rather, My neighbors hate me. But I'm thinking of the flames and the smoke and the danger and how, if it was me, I'd want to know if the apartment next door to mine was on fire and possibly about to explode. You know; the golden rule. So I'm like “fuck it” I don't get along with these people but I don't mean to blow them up. So I run back upstairs, And I knock on their doors; Not everyone's doors, just the two doors in what I assume would be the blast area. I knock on their doors, And only one of them answers— The one that answers is, of course, The one that's been stalking me. So this is ironic at least twice, now, And she answers the door, And I explain to her the situation “Look, my apartment's on fire whatever The fire department's on the way, I'm locked out…” As I turn the knob, I realize, I'm not locked out. My door didn't even lock, I didn't notice it didn't lock, I just ran, So I'm like “Nevermind I just wanted you to know the fire departments on the way and not to panic” And she just gives me this look With her wombat face —she has wombat face. She looks like a— Like a rabid wombat. Like a— Like a really fucked up, Possum. Like a wombat-possum. And we've been having some—problems. She's my stalker. She's been stalking me; And I've noticed so, It's really awkward that I'm at her door warning her like “hey, don't freak out or anything, the fire department's coming by” And she just looks at me with those beady little eyes and a shrug that tells me If her apartment was about to explode She'd just let me incinerate. , “Whatever, fuck you.” I know I'm a good person, Cause I would want to know— so I let you know There may be danger here! Whatever. So she's like “whatever”, and shuts the door like a normal, sane person Cause my problem with her is that For the past year Every time I take a bath or shower, This wombat looking rabid possum bitch Slams the door. Not just her door, The stairwell exit door, Which is located adjacent to my door. So every time I take a bath for the last year— BOOM. BOOM. Fuck that. Theres's more to the story but you get the point. She's a white supremacist wombat with a door slamming habit. That's that story, this is another story. So anyway. And I just realized, I'm not locked out at all, and so I go back into the apartment not knowing if it contained itself, or if it got worse— I don't know, the whole place is just filled with smoke, and then the super, Who I also called and also don't like, Shows up before the fire department, And he comes in, and he opens the oven, and just— Plumes of smoke— Then the fire dudes rush in, I'm like, “Oh God” I just worked out for three hours and looked wombat girl right in the face, Like, right in the eyes Now I probably look like a wombat That shit is contagious, Fuck that. “”let me put on some sunglasses” So I put on some sunglasses, And three fire dudes walk in in full gear with canisters and shit, Masks; The whole thing. But the super already opened the oven, There's no more flames, No more fire, Just smoke— And a bunch of mad crispy Ashes. No tortilla chips, Just— Ashes, on a cookie sheet. Just— Ashes, But still, smoke everywhere so they have to follow the procedure, And the procedure is, Moving all my shit by dragging it across the floor; Ok, that's cool, I guess, Boom. One of them starts running water down the sink, Alright, Another one just rips down the curtains. I'm like “That's hot.” (It was so hot) Slides back the couch, opens the window. I'm astonished that something as simple as a man pulling down your curtain rod with no regards to giving a fuck can be so exhilirating. I'm like “oh!” Then after all that, They're just standing there. Just, In full gear, Looking at the oven like “Well, that's it.” They're like “K. Bye.” I'm like “that's it?” They're like “Yeah” I'm like l, “I don't need to do anything?” They're like “Just open the window, keep the door open till the smoke comes out” I'm like “that's all” They're like “yeah” I'm like “my bad.” They all just shrug like “whatever” Like, in unison, shrugging like to give no fucks at all, Still in full gear. The only thing I can be sure of is that all three of them are hot and if the super wasn't there, I'd inidiate a gangbang. Almost positive. But five's a crowd, or whatever, so I'm like “Well, thanks guys, sorry about that” and they all just leave, almost disappointed like there wasn't a burning building to actually show up to. I'm just relieved I didn't explode and the solace I can take from this is that I'm a good person. my neighbor is stalking me cause she has NOTHING ELSE to do. That bitch was AT the door, never leaves. She's miserable. She looks like a wombat And 3. Three firefighters entered and exited the apartment head to toe in full gear with heavy ass metal canisters and did not slam a single door. FUCK YOU HOE. Very respectful servicemen. I had called the landlord about her harassing me in the shower and the bathtub. You know she's doing it every bath and every shower for over a year she's doing it on purposes I started making formal complaints; The property management's like “Are you sure she's doing it on purpose?” THREE Fully grown men decked head to toe in full fireproof outfits, helmets, and masks entered and exited the building on one day and in ten minutes more quietly than she has at any given point over the last year. THREE FULLY GROWN MEN. WITH CANISTERS. If they can enter and exit with less noise than a 150 lb wombat— She's doing it on purpose. End of story. Well, end of that story, Or like two stories but Here's the end of this one. So finally after the dust settles And I hit the gym again Because nothing is a better preworkout Than adrenialine, (Especially when you've already had preworkout) I come back and now I'm extra famished and the Amazon guy came in all that fuss And now I have canola oils So I've been soaking some potato wedges And I decide, “Hey, I got wedges. Let's do that” So I heat the oil, and as I'm heating the oil, I realize… I still have two tortillas. Maybe that was the whole point! I'm being a pussy, making tortilla chips, In the oven, on parchment paper, Like a little bitch! So I'm like “Alright, cool, When these wedges are done, the oil should be the perfect temperature for the tortilla chips To be made the old fashioned way The RIGHT way!” So I wait, I do the wedges, and I drop the tortillas, And I wait for them to get golden brown, I drain the oil, I put them out to cool; I do the dishes while they cool, whatever, I grab the salsa container out of the fridge, I take the bowl into the studio so I can watch YouTube while I enjoy my chips, I plop down, Turn on the you tube I open the salsa container— And it's empty. There's no more salsa. I put the container in the fridge empty. Silly me. “You're a comedian, comedy things happen to you.” Suddenly, as I looked up from my makeshift workspace, where I had been toiling away for hours at seemingly nothing—I realized the world was full of everything I'd ever wanted to fuck; something primal and ancient had been awakening within me and I was left in a dangerous volitile position, drifting somewhere between reckless promiscuity in a sexual escapade—and the pseudo-conservative now-only partially celibate maiden form of fantasy—there wasn't anything I could do but wait inside my tragic box for some unassuming old soul to finally open the gate—and allow whatever devious and fiending hedonistic godbeing —though never fully lying dormant, entrapped and imprisoned in a loveless and sexless prison. You might recognize me. You Know, I was one of the original Kings of comedy. If I put my heart inside a box; Maybe I'd forget how cold it was Or how far you are Or how much it hurts There's no harm in God, If there ever was one Then, reality sets in: God was my only friend No armor on, I'm at the end Or a long, long walk I'm off again And on again Nothing's impossible— stop at the alter and scoff a bit I left my coat on, I left my heart on the rooftop, A sacrifice, love At the alter, I wonder a song, Or a sonnet A song, No, what's wrong? Something off a bit God, I woke up in a coffin once Isn't that awful The rest or the song wrote itself, At the alter No, I can't stop and talk Got to get off, Cause I've never been on I've never belonged in the world I'm breaking down, jim boy Don't you know? That this show blows my mind But it's stuck in my head Don't you know That this show Blows my mind Like a firework But it's still Stuck in my Head The context is that I want you From the mustache Down to your tonsils But I'm Locke inside of a box Every day I feel poorer and poorer The product says something is wrong to me I'm supposed to just stop at the stop sign And look both directions Before crossing over to Comic nights At the salad bar What a cosmic waste of time And an epic waste of space Am I in your internet history I'm dead You surely are in mine, But I'm right behind you I'd be lying for trying to say I'm not binded Clutch bag, Nut-thins Nailed to the cross With the arches doubled over The crossword Above old Missouri Missoula and Arkansas All saw us run out of gas But I probably should just get going You're so drunk that I don't hope you sober up Understand that our little talks Were just buffered By sunrise Or sunset And two more cocktails, Shirley temples and Surely none of this ever even happened I only know you by the misery in my belly. The heartache in my ribcage. The cry I hold in silent I only know you as Remarkable I, House of cards Ace of wands Down to one Card of hades and Spare me the spade I'll be drifting in the outline and ink of it forever It's the Fourth of July and I'm just waiting on an Amazon order for water If that's not freedom I don't k me what is The elevator music Of my ascension The attitude of attraction, Gratitude, it's so unusual Fight to lose, In a room full of fools; The fuse, and the matchbox— Futile—amusing— Tunes from a hatchback Keys in the lockbox What you want, From the problem solver? That's enough; Now she's out of the box In just socks, And they laugh at her— But also wonder Where her shoes might have gone to There's a lot of ways to get out of a big black duffel bag, You just have to ask, actually But there's only one To get out of the coffin, Or “Box” as they called it, That she was locked up in Futile—amusing— Tunes from a hatchback Keys in the lockbox What you want, From the problem solver? That's enough; Now she's out of the box In just socks, And they laugh at her— But also wonder Where her shoes might have gone to {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project™ ] {Enter The Multiverse} L E G E N D S: ICONS Tales of A Superstar DJ The Secret Life of Sunnï Blū Ascension Deathwish -Ū. Copyright © The Festival Project, Inc. ™ | Copyright The Complex Collective © 2019-2025 ™ All Rights Reserved. -Ū.

    Small Town Murder
    Behind The Murder Mask - Litchfield, Maine

    Small Town Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 72:46


    This week, in Litchfield, Maine, a woman tries to make a fresh start, with a new career, in a new town, to hopefully put her troubled teen son on a better path. Unfortunately, her son continues his behavior, until Mom decides that bringing some of his old friends to their new town might help him. Within two days, there's a horrible murder, with the boys claiming a crazed stranger did it. While the real story involves a murder comic strip, murder masks, and even murder chants!!   Along the way, we find out that bluegrass may blister your fingers, that if you're a little screwed up, hanging out with worse people won't help, and that after you're arrested, you probably shouldn't do murder chants, while in jail!!   New episodes every Wednesday & Friday nights!!   Donate at patreon.com/crimeinsports or at paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.com Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder, Crime In Sports & Your Stupid Opinions!   Follow us on... instagram.com/smalltownmurder facebook.com/smalltownpod   Also, check out James & Jimmie's other shows, Crime In Sports & Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Legion of Skanks Podcast
    Robert Kelly & Ian Fidance - Thunk 'Em Off - Episode 894

    Legion of Skanks Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 123:32


    Comedians Robert Kelly & Ian Fidance join Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, and Dave Smith to discuss women getting stuck, rank the looks of the top ten WNBA players, and send intern Jake out on the street for some post 4th of July shenanigans. All This and More, ONLY on The Most Offensive Podcast on Earth, The LEGION OF SKANKS!!! Original Air Date: 07/08/25Support our sponsors!Go to YoKratom.com - home of the $60 kilo!Visit to BodyBrainCoffee.com and use code LOS15 for 15% off!Visit Heavys.com and use code LEGION for $45 off!Check out Ridge.com/LOS10 for 10% off!Head to SheathUnderwear.com and use promo code SKANKS20 for 20% off your order!---------------

    Dumb Blonde
    Ask, Tell, Confess: Get Your Kid Off Bumble

    Dumb Blonde

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 23:39


    This week's Ask, Tell, Confess is jam-packed with weirdness. First, a confession about a man who pooped in a closet, and Meme shares her horrid Torrid moment. Then, a listener is shocked by what she sees when she finds her husband asleep, naked and spread-eagle. The crew plans to get weird in Italy, Bunnie takes over her friends' Bumble accounts, and they break down the ultimate Bumble dealbreakers. The gals also give their covenly advice on friend breakups and how to protect your peace.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler
    Minisode: Big Boyfriend Problems with Yamaneika Saunders

    Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 11:50 Transcription Available


    A positive update from a favorite trans caller. Then: A new boyfriend’s nether-regions overwhelm. * Need some advice from Chelsea? Email us at DearChelseaPodcast@gmail.com * Executive Producer Catherine Law Edited & Engineered by Brad Dickert * * * * * The views and opinions expressed are solely those of the Podcast author, or individuals participating in the Podcast, and do not represent the opinions of iHeartMedia or its employees. This Podcast should not be used as medical advice, mental health advice, mental health counseling or therapy, or as imparting any health care recommendations at all. Individuals are advised to seek independent medical, counseling advice and/or therapy from a competent health care professional with respect to any medical condition, mental health issues, health inquiry or matter, including matters discussed on this Podcast. Guests and listeners should not rely on matters discussed in the Podcast and shall not act or shall refrain from acting based on information contained in the Podcast without first seeking independent medical advice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Dear Chelsea
    Minisode: Big Boyfriend Problems with Yamaneika Saunders

    Dear Chelsea

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 11:50 Transcription Available


    A positive update from a favorite trans caller. Then: A new boyfriend’s nether-regions overwhelm. * Need some advice from Chelsea? Email us at DearChelseaPodcast@gmail.com * Executive Producer Catherine Law Edited & Engineered by Brad Dickert * * * * * The views and opinions expressed are solely those of the Podcast author, or individuals participating in the Podcast, and do not represent the opinions of iHeartMedia or its employees. This Podcast should not be used as medical advice, mental health advice, mental health counseling or therapy, or as imparting any health care recommendations at all. Individuals are advised to seek independent medical, counseling advice and/or therapy from a competent health care professional with respect to any medical condition, mental health issues, health inquiry or matter, including matters discussed on this Podcast. Guests and listeners should not rely on matters discussed in the Podcast and shall not act or shall refrain from acting based on information contained in the Podcast without first seeking independent medical advice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve
    Episode 474 - BOGO EGG

    DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 74:35


    Mike and Steve discuss HOT CHICAGO, one again try their luck with the Joker's Wild Poker scratcher card, Steve has a sock problem, the boys chat about Labubu, and Mike has some humorous life observations.Advertise on Dynamic Banter via gumball.fmJOIN the Patreon: patreon.com/dynamicbanterGET the MERCH: dynamicbanter.clothingSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Mark Simone
    FULL SHOW: What's Really Going On With The Epstein List?! New Thought For The NYC Mayoral Race, Comedian Larry David Is Back!

    Mark Simone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 65:11


    Is the Jeffrey Epstein Client List a list of people who invested with him? Alan Dershowitz got in trouble for allegedly assaulting a woman. Alan may know who exactly is on that list. Mark Interviews TV Personality Rhonda Shear. The Jeffrey Epstein case is kind of similar to Hugh Hefner's life. Have people made up the client list for Epstein including Donald Trump in it. Rhonda and Mark discuss how the modeling industry could be, and how you can get tapped by someone. There should be a debate with the Mayoral Candidates in NYC between the Dems and Republicans on the same stage. President Trump visits Texas today to check out the flooding that's happening. Larry David is teaming up with the Obamas for an HBO US history sketch show. Mark Interviews NY Post Columnist And Restaurant Critic Steve Cuozzo. Steve talks about what will happen with the restaurant, real estate, and buses if Mamdani becomes the mayor. There's two Big Projects on Madison Avenue that Steve knows about!

    Mark Simone
    FULL SHOW: What's Really Going On With The Epstein List?! New Thought For The NYC Mayoral Race, Comedian Larry David Is Back!

    Mark Simone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 64:42


    Is the Jeffrey Epstein Client List a list of people who invested with him? Alan Dershowitz got in trouble for allegedly assaulting a woman. Alan may know who exactly is on that list. Mark Interviews TV Personality Rhonda Shear. The Jeffrey Epstein case is kind of similar to Hugh Hefner's life. Have people made up the client list for Epstein including Donald Trump in it. Rhonda and Mark discuss how the modeling industry could be, and how you can get tapped by someone. There should be a debate with the Mayoral Candidates in NYC between the Dems and Republicans on the same stage. President Trump visits Texas today to check out the flooding that's happening. Larry David is teaming up with the Obamas for an HBO US history sketch show. Mark Interviews NY Post Columnist And Restaurant Critic Steve Cuozzo. Steve talks about what will happen with the restaurant, real estate, and buses if Mamdani becomes the mayor. There's two Big Projects on Madison Avenue that Steve knows about! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Dave Glover Show
    Legendary comedian George Wallace- h2

    The Dave Glover Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 38:43


    Legendary comedian George Wallace- h2 full 2323 Fri, 11 Jul 2025 20:23:05 +0000 XyMd8PEaQdRieq3YN6mvE1GWl7ZXiheG comedy,religion & spirituality,society & culture,news,government The Dave Glover Show comedy,religion & spirituality,society & culture,news,government Legendary comedian George Wallace- h2 The Dave Glover Show has been driving St. Louis home for over 20 years. Unafraid to discuss virtually any topic, you'll hear Dave and crew's unique perspective on current events, news and politics, and anything and everything in between. © 2025 Audacy, Inc. Comedy Religion & Spirituality Society & Culture News Government False https://player.amperwavepodcasting.com?feed-link=https%

    Danny, Dave and Moore
    Hour 1: Looking back on the Mariners Devastating loss & Comedian Jeremy Piven

    Danny, Dave and Moore

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 42:12


    Wyman & Bob break down how the Mariners were able to have their worst loss of the season, losing 6-5 to the Yankees after Bryan Woo took a no-hitter into the 8th inning. Munoz was apparently tipping his pitches in the 9th inning that led to the Yankees tying the game. // Take Two: Julio Rodriguez announced that he will not be participating in the All-Star game, and Randy Arozarena has been named his replacement. Chargers running back Najee Harris sustained an eye injury from a firework at a 4th of July event. // We give you the second part of our interview with comedian Jeremy Piven. He explains how he was able to acquire the language skills to play each role well, he wanted to stay in the character’s mindset through the whole process. He also talks about some actors that helped him in his career. // We give you our WHYMAN of the week & your Mean Texts!

    The Growler
    Who Dey Light: Comedian Josh Sneed

    The Growler

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 60:01


    Paul and Mark are joined by comedian Josh Sneed upon the release of his new special, Fat Ryan. -- Background behind Josh's special-- Get $1,500 in a first bet bonus with the bonus code GROWLER at BetMGM-- Enjoying the Bengals not being dumb-- Funny moments from Quarterback-- Be the latest Growl Pal convert to the Sztan-yo Clan-yo. Reach out to our guy Eric Sztanyo at Keller/Williams today-- Latest Cincy Shirts ideas-- Support the Pelotonia fundraiser for cancer research! https://www.pelotonia.org/profile/JG876199-- Your questions on offensive flavors, trick plays, the 9/9/9 challenge, 30 for 30 ideas. -- Ambush Light on Paul moonlighting as a UFC fighter-- Growl Pal Spotlight on The Fieldhouse in Northern Kentucky-- Dad Life on Mark's shark giveback, Josh's participation trophy and the legend of Rosie Dehner grows. Watch and subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheGrowlerPodcastThe Growler on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-growler/id1733476604The Growler on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/70iJjqgPQrVzQ2pdOwVvDYLinks to all socials, podcast platforms, merchandise from Cincy Shirts and more: https://linktr.ee/thegrowlerpodcastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    The Big Podcast with Shaq
    Episode Highlight: Bill Bellamy Gets Real About Social Media Comedians

    The Big Podcast with Shaq

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 8:26


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    The Roundtable
    Paul Reiser will be at the Mahaiwe Performing Arts Center on 7/25

    The Roundtable

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 18:22


    Comedian, actor, television writer, author, and musician Paul Reiser is one of Hollywood's most prolific creatives and voted by Comedy Central as one of the top 100 comedians of all time. He performs sold out stand ups and venues nationwide. He will be at the Mahaiwe Performing Arts Center in Great Barrington Massachusetts on July 25th.

    On the Mic with Mike Peters
    Cindy Arena and the Dancing Dolls

    On the Mic with Mike Peters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 92:10


    Send us a textCindy Arena has been doing stand-up in Rochester since the spring of 2018. She made her first big splash by winning the Rochester's Funniest Person contest that July. She's spent the last seven years trying to prove she was deserving of it. She runs the Don't Tell Comedy shows in Rochester with Kai VonDoom and is a regular at the Syracuse Funny Bone. And she owes a lot of her success to growing up around the adult-entertainment business and surrounded by a very funny family.Follow Cindy Arena: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cindyarenacomedy/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cindyarenacomedyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cindyarenacomedySupport the show

    Talking Dicks Comedy Podcast: A podcast with a touch of crass.
    2 Als 1 Pod Vol 200: From our Classic Vault Library of yesteryear.

    Talking Dicks Comedy Podcast: A podcast with a touch of crass.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 36:55


    Send us a textWe're the 2 ALS 1 Pod podcast now. Formally the Talking Dicks Comedy Podcast which is a spinoff from the web series The Two Dicks.Al Ducharme and Al Romas are two ventran stand-up comedians with decades of performing live stand-up comedy shows around the world. We have a bunch of past podcast that sit under lock and key and every Friday we release one just for you. We use to be called the Talking Dicks Comedy Podcast but now we 2 ALs 1 Pod. Enjoy. 2 ALs 1 Pod is a comedy podcast hosted by stand-up comedians Al Ducharme and Al Romas. Originally titled Talking Dicks Comedy Podcast, the show is a spinoff from their web series The Two Dicks, which features two inept 1950s detectives. The podcast blends observational humor, personal anecdotes, and satirical commentary, often revisiting classic episodes from their archives. With over 330 episodes, it offers a mix of new content and “vault” episodes, providing listeners with a variety of comedic material.  You can listen to 2 ALs 1 Pod on platforms like Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Buzzsprout. For additional content, including video episodes and behind-the-scenes material, visit their Patreon page. https:/patreon.com/2als1podhttps://www.instagram.com/thetalkingdickscomedypodcast/https://twitter.com/DicksTwohttps://www.facebook.com/thetwodickshttps://www.facebook.com/The-Talking-Dicks-Comedy-Podcast-107101331446404Support the show

    Small Town Murder
    Facebook Catfish Murders - Mountain City, Tennessee

    Small Town Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 178:21


    This week, in Mountain City, Tennessee, a wild story unfolds when local people begin talking bad about each other on social media. This escalates to the point that death threats are flying around between a young lady's family, and her former group of friends. In the end, two people are horribly killed, and it looks like the CIA may even be involved. But when the tru stroy comes out, it's a giant mess, full of lies, deception, and brutal murder!!   Along the way, we find out that the age of consent in Tennessee is 18, that the CIA doesn't usually get involved in the social media battles between friend groups, and that electronic communication never dies!!   New episodes every Wednesday & Friday nights!!   Donate at patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.com Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things SMall Town Murder, Crime In Sports & Your Stupid Opinions!   Follow us on... instagram.com/smalltownmurder facebook.com/smalltownpod   Also, check out James & Jimmie's other shows, Crime In Sports & Your Stupid Opinions on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you liten to podcasts!!

    Dumb Blonde
    TBT: Aubrey O'Day

    Dumb Blonde

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 181:07


    Bunnie sits down with the beautiful Aubrey O'Day for one of her most revealing interviews yet. Aubrey opens up about the real story behind Making the Band and her time in Danity Kane, including her firing by Diddy and where things stand with her former bandmates today. She also dives into her relationships with Don Jr. and Pauly D, shedding light on the darker side of fame and how the pressures of the industry and her personal life impacted her mental health and self-worth.Aubrey: IG | WebsiteWatch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler
    Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky

    Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 50:00 Transcription Available


    Monica Lewinsky joins Chelsea to talk about the perfect temperature for sleeping, getting better about road rage, and why you should never answer the door naked. Then: A friend is ghosted for having a baby. A government worker struggles with the precarious future of her job. And a gay man loses his mom, his dog and his relationship in one fell swoop… but can he see the light again? * Need some advice from Chelsea? Email us at DearChelseaPodcast@gmail.com * Executive Producer Catherine Law Edited & Engineered by Brad Dickert * * * The views and opinions expressed are solely those of the Podcast author, or individuals participating in the Podcast, and do not represent the opinions of iHeartMedia or its employees. This Podcast should not be used as medical advice, mental health advice, mental health counseling or therapy, or as imparting any health care recommendations at all. Individuals are advised to seek independent medical, counseling advice and/or therapy from a competent health care professional with respect to any medical condition, mental health issues, health inquiry or matter, including matters discussed on this Podcast. Guests and listeners should not rely on matters discussed in the Podcast and shall not act or shall refrain from acting based on information contained in the Podcast without first seeking independent medical advice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Jordan, Jesse, GO!
    Scissor Brothers, with Atsuko Okatsuka

    Jordan, Jesse, GO!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 54:08


    On this week's episode, we welcome comedian/writer, Atsuko Okatsuka, to chat about staying positive, the Donner Party,  her new Hulu special (Father), and so much more!Atsuko's new special, Father, now on Hulu!See Atusko in your city!See Jordan Morris at Galaxy Con in New Orleans, July 11th - 13th.Buy signed copies of Youth Group and Bubble from Mission: Comics And Art!~ NEW JJGo MERCH ~Jordan's new Spider-Man's comic is out now!Order Jordan's new Godzilla comic! Be sure to get our new ‘Ack Tuah' shirt in the Max Fun store.Or, grab an ‘Ack Tuah' mug!The Maximum Fun Bookshop!Follow the podcast on Instagram and send us your dank memes!Check out Jesse's thrifted clothing store, Put This On.Check out Producer Steven and Margaret Cho's chat on See Jurassic Right about the “Movies That Made Us Queer.”Follow brand new producer, Steven Ray Morris, on Instagram.Listen to See Jurassic Right!

    Dear Chelsea
    Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky

    Dear Chelsea

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 50:00 Transcription Available


    Monica Lewinsky joins Chelsea to talk about the perfect temperature for sleeping, getting better about road rage, and why you should never answer the door naked. Then: A friend is ghosted for having a baby. A government worker struggles with the precarious future of her job. And a gay man loses his mom, his dog and his relationship in one fell swoop… but can he see the light again? * Need some advice from Chelsea? Email us at DearChelseaPodcast@gmail.com * Executive Producer Catherine Law Edited & Engineered by Brad Dickert * * * The views and opinions expressed are solely those of the Podcast author, or individuals participating in the Podcast, and do not represent the opinions of iHeartMedia or its employees. This Podcast should not be used as medical advice, mental health advice, mental health counseling or therapy, or as imparting any health care recommendations at all. Individuals are advised to seek independent medical, counseling advice and/or therapy from a competent health care professional with respect to any medical condition, mental health issues, health inquiry or matter, including matters discussed on this Podcast. Guests and listeners should not rely on matters discussed in the Podcast and shall not act or shall refrain from acting based on information contained in the Podcast without first seeking independent medical advice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Without A Country
    286: Jeffrey Epstein & The Camp Mystic Girls

    Without A Country

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 178:28


    Corinne Fisher talks about Ted Cruz on vacation during another massive disaster in his state, Mexico City making bull fights more civilized, a crazed bird killer from New Jersey and more before diving into the biggest news of the week including the new Afghani tourism video, ICE getting ambushed left and right, more on the impact from the Big Beautiful Bill, a deep dive on why socialism is seeming more attractive by the day, Epstein getting the case closed treatment, the awful flood in Texas and so much more!Original Air Date: 07/09/25You can watch Without A Country LIVE every Wednesday at 9PM on our YouTube Channel at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjP3oJVS_BEgGXOPcVzlpVw!**PLEASE SUBSCRIBE, RATE & REVIEW ON iTUNES & SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL**Link To The Brand New Patreon!https://patreon.com/WithoutACountry?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkThis week Corinne takes a look at Netanyahu nominating Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize and The Dinah Project investigating SA on October 7th.WHERE YOU CAN ANNOY US:Corinne Fisher:Twitter: https://twitter.com/PhilanthropyGalInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/philanthropygalExecutive Producer: Mike HarringtonInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/themharrington/Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheMHarringtonTheme Song By Free VicesWebsite https://www.freevices.com/Apple Music https://music.apple.com/us/artist/free-vices/1475846774Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3fUw9W8zIj6RbibZN2b3kP?si=N8KzuFkvQXSnaejeDqVpIg&nd=1&dlsi=533dddc8672f46f0SoundCloud https://on.soundcloud.com/5sceVeUFADVBJr4P7YouTube https://youtube.com/channel/UCOsgEoQ2-czvD8eWctnxAAw?si=SL1RULNWVuJb8AONInstagram http://instagram.com/free_vicesEnemy of the State: Ted CruzTed Cruz on Vacation Againhttps://nypost.com/2025/07/08/us-news/ted-cruz-could-have-returned-from-vacation-days-earlier-after-being-spotted-sightseeing/Small Town Misdeedshttps://kutv.com/news/local/fire-chief-judge-who-released-him-on-bail-had-sexual-relationship-shared-child-pornCUTIES CORNERMexico Cityhttps://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/18/world/americas/mexico-city-bans-traditional-bullfights.htmlNew Jersey, courtesy of my Momhttps://www.nj.com/cape-may-county/2025/07/man-accused-of-beheading-jersey-shore-seagull-after-it-stole-his-daughters-fries-indicted.htmlGUUUURLAfghanistan Tourism Promotional Video https://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/360752431/welcome-afghanistan-bizarre-tourism-video-appears-onlineICE ambushhttps://www.foxnews.com/us/ice-agents-targeted-2-ambush-attacks-recent-daysBig Beautiful Billhttps://thehill.com/newsletters/the-gavel/5390537-trump-big-beautiful-bill-court/Socialismhttps://www.thefp.com/p/tyler-cowen-why-wont-socialism-die?utm_campaign=260347&utm_source=cross-post&r=3l2hy&utm_medium=emailEpsteinhttps://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/7/9/why-is-maga-angry-with-trump-pam-bondi-over-epstein-filesMAIN STORYCamp Mystichttps://abcnews.go.com/US/deadly-floods-camp-mystic-tragedy-compares-similar-event/story?id=123567375https://jillybeanmonet.substack.com/p/you-let-your-kids-drown-so-you-couldSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    The Vinyl Guide
    Ep506: Craig Ferguson - Comedian, Actor, TV Host & Music Fanatic

    The Vinyl Guide

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 60:29


    Comedian, Actor, Author Craig Ferguson discusses his early punk days, making music and comedy records, avoiding David Bowie and many musical moments that influenced his path. Topics Include: Discussion begins about Craig's new vinyl release "I'm So Happy" Craig has released most of his comedy specials on vinyl His first album was vinyl in 1986 when that was standard Vinyl became the poor cousin during the CD era Craig's vinyl collection is currently boxed up after moving Used red sleeves for expensive records when kids were young First owned record: Monkees "Headquarters" from uncle James First purchased: Brian Eno "Here Come the Warm Jets" 1976 Son experienced vinyl for first time with Mogwai album Son said he felt "robbed" by digital music quality Modern music feels overproduced and digitally assembled to Craig Artists release music before it's properly developed or ready His first concert: Blue Oyster Cult 1975 Nassau Coliseum Still shops at record stores with tour manager Thomas Prefers tactile experience over buying vinyl records online Has couple of precious singles from his own bands Missed lots of music during blackout drunk years 15-30 Now discovering missed artists like John Cale collaborations Doesn't consider himself musician but thinks like one musically Stand-up comedy has tempos, moods, feels like musical performance Music and comedy both require audience participation for value Paul Weller didn't want interview despite initial tour requests Never invited David Bowie due to being too in awe Never spent time with Iggy Pop except seeing performances Drummed for Nico briefly when young and impaired Last public drumming was disastrous Rock Bottom Remainders performance Billy Connolly's vinyl albums were forbidden contraband as kid Vinyl comedy creates different atmosphere than digital formats Watch "I'm So Happy" on YouTube & order the vinyl here. High resolution version of this podcast is available at: www.Patreon.com/VinylGuide Listen on Apple: https://apple.co/2Y6ORU0 Listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/36qhlc8

    Matty in the Morning
    Comedian Alec Flynn + Weird Food Combos

    Matty in the Morning

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 33:23


    The Billy & Lisa Show cover a whole bunch of topics during today's show including, Alec Flynn in studio, the fight Lisa got in and weird food combinations. Listen to Billy & Lisa weekdays from 6-10AM on Kiss 108!   

    Un Poquito Podcast
    BLOOMING AND BLOSSOMING FEAT ERICA DAWSON | EP 15 | REYDAR

    Un Poquito Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 66:11


    Comedian, musician, and variety show host Erica Dawson (aka @ladyericadawson) joins us and we talk about her early stand-up gigs, her love of cooking and food culture, growing up Mexican and Eastern European, and developing her variety show Songs and Sillies. Erica also opens up about emotional growth after a major breakup, surviving middle school improv teaching, and launching her own vertical comedy series. Come for the Hot Cheeto hacks, stay for the pickle-peanut butter revelations. Thank you all for Listening!  Follow Erica Dawson: @ladyericadawson Follow Us: Podcast pages - https://linktr.ee/reydarpod https://www.instagram.com/reydarpodcast Rian Reyes - https://linktr.ee/rianreyes Josh the Producer - https://www.instagram.com/imjoshuabenjamin Support the podcast: Patreon - https://patreon.com/reydarpo Merch - https://www.etsy.com/shop/RiansMerch  Legacy Teas and Spices: https://legacyteasandspices.com Use code: rian20

    KQ Morning Show
    GITM 7/10/25: Steve Gets Ghosted with BRYAN MILLER! 063

    KQ Morning Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 51:55


    Comedian and ghost fanatic Bryan Miller joined us for Rank You Very Much as we ranked out Best Paranormal Activity Movies. Plus, Twin Cities Civil War saw Michael from Hastings put the East Metro in the lead and score SIR PAUL TICKETS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Dave & Ethan's 2000
    Episode 258" - Definitive Top 5 Weird Al Song Cameos (Part 1)

    Dave & Ethan's 2000" Weird Al Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 65:27


    Dave and Ethan are joined by Matt Kelly and Matthew Milligan of the Weird Al-Gorithm podcast for the first part of the discussion to collectively determine the Definitive Top 5 Notable Weird Al Song Cameos! ABOUTSince 2019, Dave & Ethan's 2000″ Weird Al Podcast has covered all facets of the life, career, and fandom of “Weird Al” Yankovic. Hosted by Dave “Elvis” Rossi and Ethan Ullman, two Weird Al super fans, collectors, and historians - the podcast aims to spread the joy of Weird Al and his music while digging deep and learning from those who have worked with, or been inspired by, his work. LINKSFollow us on social media, Patreon, and more: https://linktr.ee/2000inchPast episodes available at WeirdAlPodcast.com PODCAST CREDITSIndependently produced, hosted, and created by Dave "Elvis" Rossi and Ethan UllmanCo-produced with Mike Minnick beginning in March 2025Theme song performed by the Grammy Award-Winning Jim "Kimo" WestPodcast logo designed by Heather Malone COPYRIGHT© 2019-2025 | Dave & Ethan's 2000" Weird Al Podcast

    Absolutely Not
    Zoom Out with Jackie Schimmel

    Absolutely Not

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2025 63:43


    On this episode, Heather is in LA and welcoming her favorite bitch, Jackie Schimmel, who is about to head out on her own tour- Dim the Lights. They discuss how we all need to zoom out, berating each other's husbands, and social boundaries. Jackie takes Heather down on her unsolicited kindness to strangers while Heather then gets to the bottom of why Jackie didn't join us on the cruise. Episode Sponsors:Find Duke's Mayo at your local retailer. If it's not there, riot (respectfully). Visit dukesmayo.com for more information.Right now, you can get up to $200 off Square hardware at square.com/go/absolutely.This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self. Get 15% off your first order of $100 or more at hillhousehome.com with code ABSOLUTELY15.Start paying rent through Bilt and take advantage of your Neighborhood Benefits™ by going to joinbilt.com/absolutely.Go to cokeurl.com/simplyPOP to find out where you can try Simply Pop!To explore coverage, visit ASPCAPetInsurance.com/absolutely.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Are You My Podcast?
    America's Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Trainwreck: The Cult of American Apparel

    Are You My Podcast?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2025 72:12


    Sarah and Mary share their thoughts on Netflix's America's Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders and Trainwreck: The Cult of American Apparel.Join us on Patreon  for more of the Inner Sanctum with Sarah and Mary: teacher accused of boozing and calling her students little sh*ts, Jennifer Aniston scams, vow of silence summer - and more. Subscribe, Follow, Like, and Review, Wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook. Get RUMP Merch here:https://areyoumypodcast.bigcartel.com/ Visit HelloFresh.com/mypodcast10fm for ten free meals with a free item for life.Visit viia.co/mypodcast and use code MYPODCAST for 15% off and get a free gift.Visit mintmobile.com/mypodcast to get your summer savings and and shop premium wireless plans.Visit functionhealth.com/mypodcast between July 7th and July 11th for 160+ lab tests for $365. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com    Sarah's merchMary's merch © 2020-2022 Are You My Podcast?

    In Godfrey We Trust
    612. Robo C*ck (Kam Patterson & The Punisher)

    In Godfrey We Trust

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2025 60:17


    Godfrey talks with Kam Patterson about his sucess early in his comedy career, more about the Diddy case with The Punisher and so much more!Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish twice a week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.Original Air Date: 07.04.25-------------------------------SUPPORT OUR SPONSORShttps://yokratom.com and get a $60 KILOCall American Financing today to find out how customers are saving an avg of $800/mo. 866-889-1776 or visit http://www.AmericanFinancing.net/Godfrey NMLS 182334, nmlsconsumeraccess.org-------------------------------

    The God Pod
    Comedian Kiran Deol Talks About the Joysuck of Democracy

    The God Pod

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2025 58:20


    Dear Humans, We celebrated the holiday weekend by chatting with comedian Kiran Deol! Kiran's comedy special Joysuck tackles the task of fighting the suck with joy. It's out now on Prime, don't miss it!   In this latest God Pod, we discuss: When Kiran played the Virgin Mary in a school play. We use the opportunity to check in on Jesus's relationship with his mom. The Orcas' war on Billionaires How social media algorithms make growing The God Pod a constant uphill battle. “Chill Hell” and how Satan has been doing. Why Kiran doesn't trust people who are anti-grill. God's hot bod. …And more! Don't forget: God and Jesus stream daily. Catch God Pod LIVE every weekday at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT. Thursday, July 10 at 2 PM ET: Author Aymann Ismail! Friday, July 11 at 2 PM ET: God and Jesus discuss the latest! Tune in. Tell a friend! Remember to add the God Pod wherever you listen to podcasts, like Apple Podcasts or Spotify.              

    Crime in Sports
    Maturing Murder Monster - Randall "The I-5 Killer" Woodfield - Part 3

    Crime in Sports

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 145:24


    This week, we continue the awful & bloody story of "The I-5 Killer", with a major crime wave. He robs, attacks, and kills his way up & down the west coast. Sometimes, attacking multiple people, in the same day, defying the usual "cool down" period of most serial killers. His depravity knows no bounds, as he forces women to do terrible things, sometimes deciding they should die. He also finds true love, and is engaged to be married!   Rob & murder your way through gas stations, restaurants, offices & even homes, find your true love & propose to her, and continue your path of destruction, as dectectives scramble to put the pieces together with Randall "The I-5 Killer" Woodfield - Part 3!!   Check us out, every Tuesday! We will continue to bring you the biggest idiots in sports history!!   Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman   Donate at patreon.com/crimeinsports or with paypal.com using our email: crimeinsports@gmail.com   Get all the CIS, STM & YSO merch at crimeinsports.threadless.com Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things CIS, STM & YSO!!   Contact us on... instagram.com/smalltownmurder facebook.com/crimeinsports crimeinsports@gmail.com

    Dumb People Town
    Maz Jobrani - Apocalypse Meow

    Dumb People Town

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 47:14


    Comedian, actor, and author Maz Jobrani (https://www.mazjobrani.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a man suffered "car crash level" injuries after tripping on his cat, Randy explains why a man left the scene of a crash to make it to his barbershop appointment, and Dan wants you to buy an adult lunchable in South Dakota, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.