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Play Comics
X-Men Madness in Murderworld! With Austin Auclair (PatientRock)

Play Comics

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 40:04 Transcription Available


Attention, mutant enthusiasts and digital adventurers! Prepare yourselves for a journey into the pixelated past as we dive headfirst into the treacherous depths of Murderworld. This week, we're joined by the indomitable Austin Auclair from PatientRock to tackle the notorious X-Men: Madness in Murderworld, a game that's been haunting players' nightmares since 1989. Get ready to dust off your DOS disks, fire up your Amigas, and polish those Commodore 64s as we explore this side-scrolling saga that pits our favorite mutants against the diabolical duo of Magneto and Arcade. Will we uncover the secrets of the demagnetizer? Can we navigate the labyrinthine levels without losing our sanity? And most importantly, will we finally beat this infamously challenging game after decades of collective frustration? Tune in as we dissect the good, the bad, and the downright maddening aspects of this classic X-Men adventure. With Austin's expertise and our unwavering determination, we might just crack the code and rescue Professor X from his digital prison. So grab your favorite mutant power-boosting snack and join us for an episode that's sure to be more electrifying than Storm's lightning bolts and sharper than Wolverine's claws! Learn such things as: An X-Men game where you probably don't want to enter combat? Really? Having to do certain levels and puzzle with certain characters is stupid and I don't have a question here, I just want to make sure that you know I feel that way. How do you feel knowing that when this game came out, it was legitimately the best X-Men game ever? And so much more! You can find Austin on BlueSky @patientrock.bsky.social and of course at his website PatientRock. Specifically here's that original Revenge series post and the X-Men Madness in Murderworld FAQ/walkthrough. If you want to be a guest on the show please check out the Be a A Guest on the Show page and let me know what you're interested in. If you want to help support the show check out the Play Comics Patreon page or head over to the Support page if you want to go another route. You can also check out the Play Comics Merch Store. Play Comics is part of the Gonna Geek Network, which is a wonderful collection of geeky podcasts. Be sure to check out the other shows on Gonna Geek if you need more of a nerd fix. You can find Play Comics @playcomics.bsky.social on Bluesky, @playcomicscaston Twitter and in the Play Comics Podcast Fan Groupon Facebook. A big thanks to Escape the Mojoverse and Tales from the Backlog for the promos today. Intro/Outro Music by Backing Track, who probably won't murder me if he ever reads these bits at the end of the show notes…… Support Play Comics by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/playcomicsRead transcript

Play Comics
Last Battle with Chris Brown (Story of Chance)

Play Comics

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 38:18 Transcription Available


Attention, pixel pugilists and manga maniacs! Prepare to have your mind blown faster than you can say “Omae wa mou shindeiru” because Play Comics is about to unleash a Genesis gem that'll make your thumbs twitch with nostalgia. We're diving headfirst into the post-apocalyptic world of Last Battle, a game that's more thinly veiled than a sumo wrestler in a tutu when it comes to its connection to Fist of the North Star. Joining us on this journey through radioactive wastelands and questionable localization choices is none other than Chris Brown, animator extraordinaire and head of education at a cartoon museum. With his encyclopedic knowledge of all things animated, Chris will help us separate the wheat from the chaff, or in this case, the Kenshiro from the Aarzak. So grab your favorite energy-restoring meat, practice your best “ATATATATATA!” battle cry, and get ready to press start on an episode that's sure to leave you seeing pressure points. It's time to explore a game where the only thing more explosive than the gameplay is the spontaneous combustion of your enemies! Learn such things as: Why can't we just get the game to actually show what property it's based on? Should launch titles get a free pass at all? Why didn't we get an 80s action movie version of Fist of the North Star? And so much more! You can Chris on Instagram @chance_second, BlueSky @chancesecond, and of course his website Story of Chance. If you want to see why I'm acting like Twitter doesn't exist anymore, there's a video for that. If you want to be a guest on the show please check out the Be a A Guest on the Show page and let me know what you're interested in. If you want to help support the show check out the Play Comics Patreon page or head over to the Support page if you want to go another route. You can also check out the Play Comics Merch Store. Play Comics is part of the Gonna Geek Network, which is a wonderful collection of geeky podcasts. Be sure to check out the other shows on Gonna Geek if you need more of a nerd fix. You can find Play Comics @playcomics.bsky.social on Bluesky, @playcomicscaston Twitter and in the Play Comics Podcast Fan Groupon Facebook. A big thanks to Escape the Mojoverse and The Monitor Tapes for the promos today. Intro/Outro Music by Backing Track, who is now worried about destroying the equipment with super powerful pokes. Support Play Comics by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/playcomicsRead transcript

Comic Sans
S03E04: The Nice House on the Lake with Escape the Mojoverse

Comic Sans

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 61:13


Content warning: suicide, suicidal ideation [16:29-17:53; 43:32-48:22; 52:44 - 53:40] After a long week in the recording studio, our hosts can't wait to join Matt and Allison Parent from Escape the Mojoverse for a relaxing staycation. Sunscreen — check! Swimming trunks — check! Unspeakable horrors lurking just out of sight — check! It's time for fun in the sun at "The Nice House on the Lake"! What could possibly go wrong? 00:00 - Welcome, Matt & Allison! 04:02 - Unhinged Par-rant: An Unbearable Niceness 11:13 - Yan & Nat's Five Words 12:29 - Matt & Allison Recap Issue #1 15:12 - Matt & Allison Recap Issue #4 17:54 - Discussion 53:45 - Matt & Allison's Final Questions In this episode, Yan and Nat read The Nice House on the Lake by James Tynion IV, Álvaro Martínez Bueno, and Jordie Bellaire — Issues #1 and #4. Transcript and bibliography coming soon. If you enjoyed the show, please leave us a review, or follow us @comicsanspod on Instagram, Bluesky, and Tiktok! Comic Sans is an Andas Productions podcast hosted by Myle Yan Tay and Nathaniel Mah, produced by Scott Lee Chua and Roshan Singh Sambhi. Edited by Maddy Searle (audio) and Kit Ling Leong (video). Transcribed by Danielle Anne Espinosa. Cover art and motion graphics animation by Knikni Studio (Maryana Rudakova). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comic Sans
Introducing: Escape the Mojoverse — Halloween Special with Myle Yan Tay

Comic Sans

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 69:51


Yan makes a haunting appearance on the Halloween special of Escape the Mojoverse, an X-Men comics podcast where hosts Matt and Allison do fun and insightful deep dives into mutant lore. If you like Comic Sans, we think you'll love Escape the Mojoverse! Check them out wherever you get your podcasts. --- This week on a very spooky episode of Escape the Mojoverse, we talk about the monster that lurks in the basement with Kieron Gillen and Dan Panosian's X-Men Origins: Sabretooth #1 (2009)! Comic Sans co-host Myle Yan Tay joins us to talk about amateur dentistry, homoerotic bar fights, and the sexiest cover in X-Men comics history. X-Men Origins: Sabretooth is written by Kieron Gillen, with pencils and ink by Dan Panosian, with interior colors by Ian Hannin, and cover colors by Morry Hollowell. Myle Yan Tay's book catskull can be found at ethosbooks.com and the Comic Sans podcast can be found here. If you have a comment or question you can email us @Mojoversepod@gmail.com. Logo by Emily Kardamis who can be found on Instagram @corruptedgem or on Patreon at Patreon.com/corruptedgem. Our theme song is by Megan Lenius. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Bite Of
X-Men '97 Review Ep 4 Motendo/Lifedeath | Marvel

A Bite Of

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2024 27:47


Derek and Noah take a trip to the Mojoverse to review X-Men '97 ep. 4: Motendo/Lifedeath Part 1! On the menu: Jubilee coming into her own, Gambit's muffin, a love triangle at breakfast, the man, the myth, the Mojo, Forge hearts Storm, what we think about this mashup episode, and more! Let us know your thoughts on 'X-Men 97' or what your current favorite movie, TV, or book obsession is by emailing us at abonibbles@gmail.com or on social media! X-Men Arcade - https://bit.ly/4amiiUh Check out the links below and connect with us!!   INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/abiteofpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠    TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/ABiteOfPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   THREADS: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@abiteofpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  YOUTUBE: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@ABiteOfPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ WEBSITE:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.abiteofpod.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   DISCORD: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/461OOcf --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/abiteofpod/message

Slayerfest98
X-MEN '97 | Ep 4 | Motendo/Life Death Part 1

Slayerfest98

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2024 89:13


Jubilee celebrates her birthday in the Mojoverse while Storm gets her own romantic thriller plot.   TS Madison, Michal Simeon aka Blackgaycomicgeek, Adam Sass, and Ian Carlos Crawford talk the fourth episode of X-Men 97, 'Motendo/Life Death Part1'   From our Sponsor: Workout With Wes! Sign up for remote training by messaging @TheWestopher on instagram - be sure to mention SlayerFest98 for a special bonus!   Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/slayerfest98 Buy our stuff on etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/Slayerfestx98 Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/Slayerfestx98/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@slayerfestx98 Follow us on insta: https://www.instagram.com/slayerfestx98/ Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/slayerfestx98 Subscribe us on YouTube: tinyurl.com/tq9qs8x    

The X-Men TAS Podcast
The X-Men TAS Podcast: Motendo/Lifedeath Part One

The X-Men TAS Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2024 47:47


Jubilee and Sunspot travel to the Mojoverse through a video game console and Storm slaps Forge in the face on the latest episode of X-Men 97 TAS! Join us as we discuss...A few brief, and broken words on the passing of comics legend Ed Piskor...Why the format of this episode reminds us of classic Marvel comics from the silver age!Feeling very pleased about the evolution of Jubilee's power set, and the prospects of her love life!Storm is nobody's fool!The X-Men TAS Podcast just opened a SECRET reddit group, join by clicking here! We are also on Twitch sometimes… click here to go to our page and follow and subscribe so you can join in on all the mysterious fun to be had! Also, make sure to subscribe to our podcast via Buzzsprout or iTunes and tell all your friends about it! Follow Willie Simpson on Twitter and Threads and please join our Facebook Group! Last but not least, if you want to support the show, you can Buy Us a Coffee as well!

Marveling at Marvel's Marvels
Episode 247: Longshot

Marveling at Marvel's Marvels

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2023 53:10


By listener request, we present the favorite son of the Mojoverse, Longshot! Get ready for some lucky 4-fingered madness!

Jean - Noooo! An X-Men: The Animated Series Podcast

In which Sarah learns that Longshot ISN'T a mutant! Michael wants to talk about literally anything except this episode! Charissa wonders why anyone would let Rogue be a chaperone! All this and Jubilee is thirsty AF when she meets the heartthrob of the Mojoverse. Plus Gog N'MaGog, Warwolves, and Spiral! It's Season 3, Episode 10: Longshot.

X-Reads
Ep 101: X-Men 11 - Into the Mojoverse

X-Reads

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2023 60:21


We made it past 100! This episode sees Chris and Chandler alongside the X-Men battling the X-Men all to the enjoyment of Mojo and his legions of fans. This is the last Jim Lee issue and it's a weird and wild send off. Plus the tease that Shatterstar is the baby of Dazzler and Longshot. This issue is packed with gorgeous art that we all know Jim Lee to deliver. Thank you to everyone for listening this far with us and making it past 100 episodes!Find us on the AIPT Podcast Network. Follow our show to be alerted when new episodes appear the first and third Wednesday of the month. Check us out on social media @xreadspodcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. For business inquiries, email xreadspodcast@gmail.com. Learn more at https://aiptcomics.com

The Very Fine Comic Book Podcast

Luck was on his side when Mike's first-ever foray into Marvel Comics was the incredible 1985 miniseries LONGSHOT by Ann Nocenti & Arthur Adams! While the title character and his rogues gallery would become fixtures in X-Men comics for years to come, the original 6-issue series remains a fantastic standalone-read and a creative high point in 1980s Marvel history. The medium is the message in Mojoverse! --- Excerpt from "Longshot" rap by Adam WarRock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_iWN91sRww

Comics Who Love Comic Books
Maximum Carnage and More

Comics Who Love Comic Books

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2023 37:53


My guest this week is comedian Mike O'Rourke! What was Mike's first comic? Who was in X-Force? What happened in Maximum Carnage? Why don't filmmakers go back to the comics more? What business did Mike's friends start? Who was in the West Coast Avengers? What's cool about Cloak and Dagger? When did Peter Parker and Mary Jane get married? What comic did Mike read because it was cheap? How strong are comic book boxes? What made the Marvel cards cool? Is it good that nerd culture is mainstream now? What properties have the movies had trouble with? What's the thing about the Kingpin? Where did Kingpin first appear? Are there any heroes in Marvel from the Bronx? Who are Longshot and Mojo? What is the Mojoverse? What video game could Mike not beat? What would Mike like to see for the next Spider-Man movie? Who is Mike's favorite Batman? What super villains is Brett waiting to see onscreen?  Reading list: West Coast Avengers https://amzn.to/42mwXLj X-Force https://amzn.to/3Fvibbi New Mutants https://amzn.to/3ZXNx2L Maximum Carnage (free on Comixology Unlimited) https://amzn.to/3FyDdGe John Byrne Fantastic Four https://amzn.to/3TnKFti Cloak and Dagger https://amzn.to/3YXdCxi New Warriors https://amzn.to/42ySnoX Batman vs Predator https://amzn.to/3mPDjCH X-Men Teen Titans https://amzn.to/40coI2I Batman vs the Incredible Hulk  https://amzn.to/3yLrsrZ X-Factor https://amzn.to/40g1NU5 What If https://amzn.to/3JKVyRR https://amzn.to/3yKUsQC Rom https://amzn.to/3lj3TUC Bronx Heroes https://amzn.to/3llb1j5 Watch list:  Deadpool 2 https://amzn.to/3FwLzyb Wakanda Forever https://amzn.to/3ZUBSkZ Spider-Man No Way Home https://amzn.to/3LFlccW X-Men: The Animated Series https://amzn.to/3JqaTHg Batman: The Animated Series https://amzn.to/3JQyl1S Justice League https://amzn.to/40dIlHC Batman ('89) https://amzn.to/3lqngen

Homo Superior
Issue 276 - Across the Mojoverse

Homo Superior

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2023 70:47


The boys loop through this week's Mutant Madness looks and mourn the fallen; they try to guess who will be the next Captain Krakoa; Clarke's Got Sumpin' Watch Out: Mojo Styles; news; the issues: Storm & the Brotherhood #2, Marauders #12, and Marvel Love Unlimited #31-36; plus there are plugs. Who do you think is Captain Krakoa? Is it YOU??

Simply Amazing!
Act 72 - X-Men Reality Shows aka MOJOVERSE!

Simply Amazing!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2023 28:26


Have you ever wondered: why don't the X-Men have their own set of TV shows, both animated and live-action? Have you ever yearned to see the X-Men in more silly, humanly mundane environments? Would YOU watch X-Men Reality Shows? Well, WE WOULD! Join us as we (Lisa and Lauren) chat about some of our favorite X-Men Reality Show pitches- whether it's Krakoa 911, the Darkholmes family show, or the Immortal X-Men go Real Housewives! Of course, we also bring more chaos than we promise! What X-Men Reality Shows would YOU like to see, our Simply Amazing #BamfNation?! Let us know on Twitter: @simplyamzingpod GET SHIRTS, SUPPORT LGBTQ+ RIGHTS! We have two t-shirt designs available! All profits go to The Trevor Project! https://www.redbubble.com/people/Nachturne/shop Check out all things SIMPLY AMAZING: simplyamazingpod.com

Homo Superior
Issue 268 - ChatGPT Writes The X-Men!

Homo Superior

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2023 50:45


The boys get meta in the Mojoverse of Madness for X-Men The Animated Series S2E11; they see how good ChatGPT is at coming up with X-men content; there's a touch of Storm and Ghost news; Khelan speaks for the issues from off pod, there's: Immortal X-men #10, Dark Web: X-men #3, Venom #15, and Deadpool #3. Who would you cast as Dom Deluise?

The X-Wife Podcast: An Introduction to X-Men Comics
Destiny of X: New Comics for Nov. 9 - Sabretooth and the Exiles #1, Wolverine #27, Legion of X #7, Marauders #8 and Judgment Day Omega #1

The X-Wife Podcast: An Introduction to X-Men Comics

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2022 129:13


Kill the Beast! We're done with him y'all, let's wrap it up and roll out. X-Force is hiring for a new director, last guy got mutinied on. But the other beast unleashed in the Orchis prison is doing some good. A reluctant team may now be his only hope. Legion of X delivers with some great HoX/PoX connections and mystery of what's to come. Our rescue team is going on the longest mission of their lives - 2 billion years!? We wrap up the Eternals story and check in on the Mojoverse. Plus a great Dani and Hope Infinity Comic. We talk Sabretooth and the Exiles #1, Wolverine #27, Legion of X #7, Marauders #8, Judgment Day Omega #1, X-Men Legends #4 and X-Men Unlmited Thanks for listening to our thirty eighth episode of Season 4! The Destiny of X is back baby! Judgment be damned we made it out alive... or most of us at least. Like, subscribe, follow, email, and @ us all over the internet at thexwifepodcast. If you enjoyed the episode, leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and tell your friends!

Capes On the Couch - Where Comics Get Counseling

  Intro Background Gambit, Remy Etienne LeBeau, created by Chris Claremont and Jim Lee in Uncanny X-Men #266 (Aug 1990) You know how we've done a lot of characters whose circumstances have come back around to "it's not his fault, but it is his problem"? Gambit's definitely a twist on that. Let's run down the list. Kidnapped as an infant and raised by a society of thieves who brought him up with a moral compass that was most certainly not in line with the rest of the world, wound up homeless, captured by an immortal mutant and sold into slavery, got roped into an arranged marriage with Belladonna to end a centuries-old blood feud between the Thieves' Guild and the Assassin's Guild and wound up killing the brother of his bride-to-be in a duel on his wedding day, was exiled from his home in New Orleans, found out he had a mutant power that grew so powerful it wouldn't let him touch anything without blowing it up, had no choice but to go to Mr. Sinister to give him brain surgery to save his life, gets a simple innocuous job to do in return, assemble some mercenaries to locate the Morlock community, has no idea the mercenaries have orders to kill all the Morlocks Encounters a powerless Storm, who brings him to meet the X-men - Logan didn't trust him, so the two had a duel, which Gambit won Served as a X-Man for some time, until he was captured by Magneto and Sabretooth, and Rogue's kiss revealed the memory of the Morlock Massacre - the fallout led to him being kicked off the team Later rejoined the team after Rogue went searching for him After a battle with Destiny, he and Rogue were depowered, so they moved to California to explore their relationship  Both regained the powers and joined the X-men, but when Gambit was temporarily blinded, he began lashing out at Rogue, who left him Mystique joined the team undercover as another shapeshifter, and revealed herself to Gambit as a version of Rogue that he could actually touch - although Rogue was angry, Gambit never pursued it He submitted himself to Apocalypse in an effort to infiltrate the team, but the transformation brainwashed him, and he became the Fourth Horseman, Death - after Apocalypse's defeat, he is returned to normal with the help of Mr. Sinister Yada yada yada, he & Rogue get married after Kitty backs out of her wedding to Colossus, and Gambit proposes on the spot - they spend their honeymoon protecting the bio-engineered daughter of Charles Xavier & Lilandra, and then get teleported to the Mojoverse, where they have to fight their way out for the amusement of Mojo & his viewers Issues That is a lot of really bad luck for one person. But Gambit tortures and blames himself for way more of it than he should. He didn't want to fight Belladonna's brother, but was bound to by the traditions of the clans. He didn't want to leave Belladonna and New Orleans, but had to or there would be all-out war. He didn't want to get in bed with Mr. Sinister's, but he was the only person he knew that could save his life. He certainly didn't want to play any part in a genocide and tried everything he could to stop it when he was happening, but at the time, he genuinely believed the job was just to locate them. With regards to everything he did in his past, most of it is not his fault, and way less of it is his problem than the amount he tends to torture himself with. On a scale of zero to Cyclops, his moral culpability for the things he's done with his life doesn't even come close to the level of guilt he feels for it.  Second issue, deflection and evasiveness. Oh my goodness, Remy Labeau raises keeping people at arm's length with deflection and evasiveness to an absolute art form. And when you're a monument to male fanservice streetwise slick-talking bad boy with a mutant power that lets you kinetically excite the heart rate and neurotransmitters of other people and charm the metaphorical and often literal pants off of them, that is really not a hard thing to do. Remy is one of those people you can have a hours-long conversation with, tell all sorts of personal details, and walk away not even realizing he didn't tell you a single thing about himself. His teammates (Wolverine and Bishop in particular) are the wisest to the act and treat him with the most suspicion. But really, all of the X-Men know it to some extent. He's closer to some of them than others, everyone likes him, no one really seems to have a problem with having him on the team, but apart from Rogue, obviously, no one really implicitly trusts him, especially after the truth about his connection to Mr. Sinister and the Marauders comes out.  Third issue is related to the second one, Remy's own massive trust issues with other people. It's completely, 100% understandable given everything Remy went through in his childhood and teenage years that he'd be extremely wary about making himself vulnerable around anyone. It's a lot. The man didn't have the loving supportive upbringing most of us have. He's understandably a jaded cynical man who expects the worst from people until they show him otherwise. But the only person he's ever really, genuinely let into his life is Rogue, and it was a long, very rocky, and very painful road getting there. Gambit guards his heart tighter than Fort Knox, and seems very comfortable with the fact. (24:42) Break (32:51) Plugs for Bedknobs & Broomflicks, Geek Peak, and Jeremy Whitley Treatment (Theme: Truth in Deception) In-universe - I have to play games Out of universe - Not really a stretch to find real-world equivalents to this man, I imagine most people who go to treatment can be intensely guarded and wary about sharing details about themselves. I imagine a lot of patients have things in their past they're not proud of and that they torture themselves with. I also imagine it can be like a chess match where one person is playing for a stalemate and trying to frustrate the other person into surrender when you're trying to get through to them. (37:22) Skit (49:02) Hello Gambit, I'm Dr. Issues. - Bonjour, doc. So, what can I help you with? -Nothing. *pause* haaaa, just joshin', I figured you'd like that one. *playing straight* Sometimes. -I was told you were cool. Not exactly the life of the party, sorry. -*pause* Something's off…*whispers* you wearing a wire or something? I can short it real quick  *sigh* No…no, I'll admit, you're right, but not for any nefarious reason. I was told things, too. - *wary* Nah, she told me she told you nothin'. Not anything bad…this is tough. I'm being vague because lately I've been too loose in my descriptions of others, and in your case, I was told to keep quiet, but then I can't discuss a relationship if I don't talk about the other person, but THEY probably don't want me telling everything, but I know that you know so…it's complicated. -Cher? She knows better. If you tryin, I'm buyin. That's why I'm here. She clearly only told you what you needed to know. Sorry for snappin like dat. I'm trying to say that I've been told you value your privacy. I should have just done my usual introduction about confidentiality, but noooo, I had to play it off like I'm some sort of mastermind interrogator. I get like this when I don't think someone will open up to me. -You got me in the door, that's more than most. You ain't comin round my parts anytime soon. I just got things on my mind. Go ahead. -How do you get things out of your head without surgery? *pause* Say again? -I don't like talking about all of the…evil business, if you know what I mean. I just gotta get rid of it. So if Mister can't get it done *quick angry tone* an he aint tryin again yahear! *back to calm* then I figured I should go to someone…of the mind, but not REALLY of the mind like Charles, c'est tou? *misunderstands* I'm not sure I say anything…in fact, I tend to listen. -Nah I mean it's simple. I need you to help me so I don't let stuff I want to forget bother me so much. Or make me forget it. Either way, I'll be happy. If it were that simple, would you have gone through all of the effort to deal with it in the first place? -Touche Anyway, your natural tendency seems to push things down, suppress them so much that it accomplishes the opposite effect; you don't have the memory itself in your daily conscience, but the amount of energy necessary to keep it that way with even the tiniest reminder has to go somewhere. It builds up until -*finishes the sentence* Boom.. I know. Just like my powers. It's funny how the physical and the mental come together like that. Synergy. Psychosomatic -PsychoKinetic *simultaneuously* PSYCHOSOMATOKINECTIC SYNERGY *both laugh* *trails off with laughter, then pause* Man, I think we just added to the mental health lexicon. -Glad I could help. What else can I do for you? Well work has been…wait, YOU want the help, not me. Why are you trying to make it sound like you're giving me therapy? -I'm just trying to loosen you up. You're so uptight, man. It's good to see you laugh. You should do it more. You realize that for you to make progress you're not going to be able to rest on a good moment with a stranger as the ultimate win. -*pause* Worth a shot. Alright, it's obvious you came to that conclusion about your powers and your psyche a long time ago, and I gave it validation. You're trying to play me like a puppet and just get along with you so I can rubber stamp your style. Don't get me wrong…your style has flair, charm, and wit. But there has to be more. -Man, and I thought you had no gator in you, tryin' a bite my head off. Look atcha! A real backbone. I'm serious! *exasperated* are you always this…way? Just charming and conning your way through life? -It's only a con if I don't believe it.  So…you're happy anyway. Then what's the point of forgetting something that you're now acting like it doesn't bother you but then you said it's what really does…I can't play games like this… -You need a better poker face. *pause* You know, I actually enjoy poker. The logic, probability, psychology, uncertainty…only way the story gets told is if at least two people are willing to see the hand through to the end. -That's deep, really philosophical. You have a sharp mind on ya, doc. And so do you. That's why I know you'll let me lose a few hands to you. -*surprised* You…what, you? Me? Play? *belly laugh* COME ON, you know you don't want the smoke! You gonna lose your office, you ain't careful. I figure it's fake chips? Yes. -All right, low stakes, I'm in. I hope you keep up with Omaha Hi-Lo because *interrupting* Nope, you don't choose, I choose. Blind man's bluff. -So it's just face reading, one card, on the forehead each, huh? Well…let's see it. *sound of card shuffle* Just to let you know, 2 rounds of betting. Each turn, you have to give me one fact about yourself. -Cool, because I'll get to know you mo *interrupting* and I don't say anything. - *pause* that's not fair. For real, that's not FAIR! You can't rig a game and expect me to play.  The real pot isn't the chips; if you win, you can end the session, and never come back. After all, you wouldn't want to hang out with a loser like me, right? -Bet. And if I lose? I give you feedback on what may actually help you, because I'll take your information as genuine. -So no matter what, if I play this the way that I want, I'll get what I want, even if I lie and it hurts? Laissez les bon temps roulez. Funny how that works out. -*sound of chips* All in, no second bet. *pause* Fact for the only round is, if I didn't trust her, you would see you put the equivalent of a bomb in my hands. *immediate* Call. And…I had a Queen -Jack. *annoyed grunt, pause* you would have called with anything, right? Even with a threat like that? What threat? It was the truth. And yes, I would have. -*snaps fingers* see, I KNEW it. You have too many tells. I guess we have a lot to learn from each other. Want to call the next game? - We really gonna make this a thing, huh? Only if you're willing to be a regular at the table -Better than a couch, you can bet on that *pause* Huh, I thought you'd say “I guarantee” or something -Doc, no Cajun says that. ‘Cept mebbe Justin Wilson, res' his soul.  Ending Recommended reading: Mr. & Mrs. X, or any of the Rogue & Gambit minis Next episodes: Mystique, Poison Ivy, Namor Plugs for social References: Rogue episode - Anthony (6:26) Colossus episode - Anthony (8:12) Mojo episode - Anthony (8:34) Frequency illusion - Anthony (14:06) Cast Away - Doc (26:38) Transcript Apple Podcasts: here Google Play: here Stitcher: here TuneIn: here iHeartRadio: here Twitter Facebook TikTok  Patreon TeePublic Discord

Word Balloons
Battle of the Network Villains

Word Balloons

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2022 12:13


Can the Aeronauts decide who would make the better reality TV, Mojo or Mongul? What does Zac know about Punch and Jewelee? Email us your questions at wordballoonspod@gmail.com

Critical Encounters - A Marvel Champions Podcast
Critical Encounters - Issue 138.5 - "I See You" - MojoMania Spoilers

Critical Encounters - A Marvel Champions Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2022 11:49


Welcome to Issue 138.5 of Critical Encounters, a podcast about Marvel Champions, a Living Card Game by Fantasy Flight Games. Here we take a good look at that most critical piece of the game, the Encounter Sets. We'll discuss those poorly understood characters, unfairly labeled Villains, and their various plans to shape humanity and benefit the planet, as well as those so-called heroes intent on thwarting them. In this "I See You" spoiler issue we take a look at not one, but two of the new cards in the MojoMania Scenario pack with game designer Tony Fanchi! You can find us on Discord as: Vardaen, bigfomlof, WanderingTook and TheChap Email us at: criticalencounterspod@gmail.com Follow us on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/criticalencounterspod/ Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg-r6-EooHoJGa1RRsH7i3w You can also find our Discord Channel on the Marvel Champions Monthly Discord Server. "Rraaarhh!" - The Kraken

The Mutant Ages
"Hunting Grounds," Wolverine and the X-Men

The Mutant Ages

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2022 71:15


Wolverine and the X-Men returns to the Mojoverse in "Hunting Grounds," an episode named after Mojo's reality TV show in which the Reavers hunt down mutants for sport. It's like the Hunger Games, or Battle Royale, except Mojo did it first, thank you very much. Kurt and Wanda get abducted by Spiral and forced to participate in the deadly game for Mojo's amusement, and Kurt doesn't want to play along. Wanda is happy to play along, because she thinks murder is completely fine, whether it's for a reality TV audience or not. This is why it's never going to work out between those two, and Kurt has to go back to his boyfriend Logan in the end. Next week's episode: Listener mail! E-mail us your feedback at themutantages@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter at TheMutantAges, MIDImyers and RyanPagella. If you like what you hear, please consider supporting us via patreon.com/themutantages or our store (teespring.com/stores/the-mutant-ages). Thanks!

The Mutant Ages
"X-Calibre," Wolverine and the X-Men

The Mutant Ages

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 77:09


Maddy and Ryan are witnessing Wolverine and the X-Men go off the rails this week with "X-Calibre," the episode that introduces Nightcrawler and also a ton of other characters who don't need to be there. Somehow, this one episode manages to cram together a storyline about cargo ships mistreating mutants while transporting them to Genosha, plus Nightcrawler acting as a solo vigilante who saves those mutants, while also having flashbacks to his childhood in a version of Germany that looks medieval and also pretty crappy (at least until Professor X shows to "rescue" Kurt by brainwashing the whole town). That sounds like enough content to merit an entire episode, doesn't it? Oh, just you wait, because this episode is actually about the Mojoverse! Yeah. Yeah, we don't know either. Next week's episode: "Wolverine vs. Hulk," Wolverine and the X-Men E-mail us your feedback at themutantages@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter at TheMutantAges, MIDImyers and RyanPagella. If you like what you hear, please consider supporting us via patreon.com/themutantages or our store (teespring.com/stores/the-mutant-ages). Thanks!

Super Beard Show
5: Episode 5: Adventures on Mojoverse

Super Beard Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 89:34 Very Popular


This one is a really really nerdy one for Alex and Brett. Ted, not so much. He comes out looking pretty cool, I'd say.

Cyclops is Waiting for Me - An X-Men: The Animated Series Weekly Recap
"Mojovision" - Ep. 020 - Cyclops is Waiting for Me - An X-Men: The Animated Series Recap Podcast

Cyclops is Waiting for Me - An X-Men: The Animated Series Weekly Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022 41:25


Despite what JC says, this episode featuring the debuts of Mojo, his Major Domo and the mullet-rocking superstar Longshot and their improv entertainment obsessed home the Mojoverse is not one of the highest rated episodes of the series on IMDb. That said, this one is a fun departure from the weekly focus on individual team members and introduces one of the most fun antagonists from the X-Men universe. It also acts as a terrifying precursor to modern attention spans and reality TV. Cyclops is Waiting for Me is our weekly podcast series where we are going back and watching EVERY-SINGLE-EPISODE of the original 1992 X-Men: The Animated Series in their original intended script order building up to the release of X-Men 97', coming to Disney Plus. "Cyclops is Waiting for Me" Theme written and performed by Ron Wasserman (ASCAP) and Rod Kim (ASCAP) All our links: https://linktr.ee/cyclopsiwfmpod

Capes On the Couch - Where Comics Get Counseling

It's our 150th episode, so to celebrate we opted to do an AMA. At least that was the plan at first…  Intro Podchaser - Reviews4Good Thank yous to everyone AMA portion Scariest podcasting moment? - @MikeyGeek  Have you read any IDW Transformers comics? What are your thoughts? - I Understood That Reference How has doing the podcast changed you? - Dr Goku from GuardiansMH If you could pick a fictional character to have on the couch, who would it be? - Patron Matt & Lissy What are your early comic memories/what sparked your love of comics? - Patron Matt & Lissy Since Anthony is a lawyer, would he represent you in court for a malpractice case? -Anonymous Is there any time when you recommend comics to your patients? -Anonymous Are there any episodes that you would recommend starting with besides the first one? -Anonymous Skit  DOC: OK, so let's go to the next quest*buzz-phone call* oh, sorry, must've forgotten to turn it off. Lemme just check, it might be work. *beat* I don't recognize this number. Could be work? Hello? HANK: Hello Doctor Issues… DOC: Who is this? HANK: You tried to get me to move on, but all that did was cause me greater grief. So now I'm back to have my revenge. Not just on Superman, but on you. DOC: Hank Henshaw? I never tried to get you to move on from Terri, I simply told you to focus your energy, sorry, no pun intended, on a healthier way to honor her memory.  HANK: I tried that. I worked on creating a permanent tribute to her online. I made that Instagram profile of her, and it worked for a while. I was going to use her internet fame to support organizations that she cared about. You know what happened? Crypto bros took her pictures, turned them into NFTs, and started selling them online. So I found every single one of them and killed them all. And then I turned my attention to you. DOC: Dear God, man. HANK: I thought about killing you, but that would be too easy. Plus there's a good chance that blue bastard would come and rescue you. So I opted to hurt you in another way. DOC: If you harm my family… HANK: Oh no, Doc, this is much worse than that. You know, it's funny how simple it is to break past encryption when you're living inside the system. All these patient files, each one tells a story. DOC: You can't do that! HANK: DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO! I'm Hank Henshaw, and I'm beholden to no man. Say, these files are so interesting, I think the rest of the world should have the opportunity to see what you wrote here… DOC: Don't you dare… HANK: Oh, you think this is a comic book where you can stop me? I already released the files online, Doc. Good luck trying to get the toothpaste back in the tube now… hahahaha ANTHONY: Everything ok, bro? DOC: No, definitely not. I need to get back to my office NOW. And I have to make a few phone calls… *dialing noise* c'mon, pick up pick up pick up… TONY STARK: Y'ello? DOC: Tony, thank goodness you picked up. TONY: Uh, who is this? DOC: It's Doctor Issues. We had a therapy session a few years ago, I don't know if you remember TONY: Oh I remember you. Kinda. We split the Glenlivet, right? DOC: We didn't really split it, so much as you drank it and then split. Anyway, listen, I need your help. One of my clients, a bad dude, he got into my patient files and released them all online. I need you to get them off the Internet and make sure no one has access to them again. TONY: Hoo boy, that is quite a quandary. So you're telling me that your files on every single one of your patients, including me, is now out there online? DOC: Yes, but- TONY: Interesting. Jarvis, bring up my file. JARVIS: I'm not sure that's a wise course of action, sir. TONY: If I'm going to help Doc, I need to know what I'm dealing with. DOC: Tony, please, just TONY: Uh-uh, hold on just a sec. Mmmmhmmm… DOC: We don't have time, the sooner we get started on this the sooner we can shut this down and stop anyone else from reading their files. TONY: Yes, because heaven forbid anyone learn that you think they're, what was it again, a narcissist who uses alcohol as a means of self-medication to avoid addressing past traumas? Did I have that right? DOC: Tony, you were drinking in the session and left because you got bored of things. It's not pretty to read, but I stand by my assessment. I also indicated you performed great things in spite of that. TONY: Well, in spite of your compliment, I'm going to tell you to kiss my ass, Doc. Find another lackey to help you clean up your mess. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to exercise my demons with a little racquetball. And the only drinking I'll be doing is my C4 energy drink. Happy? DOC: Not really, I mean TONY: Wasn't talking to you. Happy, bring the car around. And my gym bag better not smell like the insides of your shoes again, or so help me I'll *click* DOC: Dammit! OK, think, who else can I call? Oh, I know! UATU: DOCTOR ISSUES! DOC: What the? UATU: YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. DOC: Uatu? Not now. UATU: THIS WAS NOT A REQUEST. *teleportation sound effect* DOC: NO! I need to get back to Earth! Do you know what I'm dealing with? UATU: OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING. I FORESAW THIS HAPPENING. DOC: I thought you couldn't see the future. UATU: I CANNOT. BUT I CAN SEE ALL ACTIONS HAPPENING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE AT ONCE, AND I CAN PREDICT WITH A HIGH RATE OF PROBABILITY WHAT WILL OCCUR. YOUR DISMISSAL OF HANK HENSHAW WAS LIKELY TO DRIVE HIM TO SEEK REVENGE. DOC: I didn't dismiss him, I simply… we're getting off topic. Why am I here? UATU: I AM FORBIDDEN FROM INTERFERING IN THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS, I AM MERELY AN OBSERVER. DOC: First off, that's ridiculous, you've interfered I don't know how many times. Secondly, bringing me here to the moon is interference by itself - if you wanted to observe, you could've just left me on Earth. UATU: OH, IS THIS UPSETTING TO YOU? DOES THIS MAKE YOU MAD? DOC: Yes it does! UATU: WELL NOW YOU HAVE A MILD INKLING OF HOW I FEEL. I BORE OF YOUR INCESSANT JOKES ABOUT WATCHING PEOPLE MASTURBATE AND ENGAGE IN VARIOUS SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS.  DOC: So you dragged me up here, in the middle of the biggest professional and personal crisis I've ever encountered, just because you're mad I made jokes about you? UATU: YES. DOC: What the hell, man! You're an interdimensional being with the powers of a god, why are you so focused on being this petty? UATU: BECAUSE I CAN, THAT'S WHY.  DOC: Can you just send me back, please? You made your point. UATU: FINE. BUT IF I HEAR YOU MAKING ONE MORE UATU IS WATCHING YOU JOKE, I WILL TELEPORT YOU TO A REGION OF SPACE WHERE YOU WILL NEVER BE FOUND. *teleportation sound* AND HERE'S A MIDDLE FINGER. I HOPE YOU CAN SEE THIS, BECAUSE I'M DOING IT AS HARD AS I CAN. DOC: Ugh, that was not fun. Also, why do I feel like he's flipping me off? Anyway, I need to get to the office. Lemme check Uber… 17 minutes? Nope, too long. Uhh… oh great, first bit of good luck today. TAXI! *tires squeal* JAKE: Where to, pal? DOC: The central office plaza downtown, and step on it! JAKE: Sure thing, buddy. *car door closes, drives off* DOC: Thanks. Say, you look kinda familiar. Do I know you? JAKE: Hmm… I don't remember you, and I'm pretty good with remembering folks. I just have one o'dem faces. DOC: Are you sure? I seem to recall meeting you at some point. Not too often you encounter folks with a Chicago accent here. JAKE: We're more common than you realize. We move all over da place. DOC: OK, that's fair, I grant you. STEVEN: Grant? Oh my, I detest when this occurs. DOC: What the… oh great, of all the taxis I hadda find… STEVEN: Rest assured, good sir, this is equally embarrassing to me as it is to you.  DOC: Somehow I don't think that's the case. STEVEN: Ahh yes, you're referring to the incident with the patient files? DOC: You know about that already? STEVEN: Yes, the matter was brought to my attention earlier by my social media team. Got an alert when my name popped up in trending files. Had to send my PR staff into high alert to address some of the more… unsavory aspects. DOC: Jeez, and I don't even recall saying anything that bad. I guess it's just the specter of negativity that you have to deal with. MARC: Spector? Aww s**t, now I'm in charge. C'mon Jake, where are we supposed to be going? DOC: Wait, who am I talking to now? And what do you mean where are we going? Don't you share this info between identities? MARC: What would be most comforting for you to hear? DOC: If that's how you're asking the question, I have a feeling no answer is actually going to be comforting. MARC: Not gonna lie to you, Doc, you're not that wrong. Truth is, when this happens, I just kinda drive around in circles and hope that Jake sees something familiar enough that he takes the wheel again. Literally and figuratively. DOC: I don't have time for this. Stop the car. MARC: But what about DOC: Talk to Steven, I'm sure he can afford to pick up the tab. *car door opens & closes* Well, I'm not that far away, guess I can walk. In the meantime… *dialing sound* pick up, Bruce, pick up…  BATMAN: (voicemail) If you feel the need to leave a voicemail, you're not using the proper channels. Contact the right people and they'll alert me accordingly. DOC: DAMMIT BRUCE! Ugh. OK, next one. C'mon Dick… DICK: (voicemail) This is Dick. If this is about business, leave your name and number. If you want to get back to business, I'll call you when I need you. DOC: How about neither… fine, let's try Jason? JASON: Hello: DOC: Jason? It's Doctor Issues. JASON: I was wondering if you'd call.  DOC: Listen, I need help.  JASON: I'm sure you do. So in your greatest moment of need, you reach out to someone, hoping they'll faithfully support you and assist you? DOC: Yes! JASON: Sure is a bitch when it doesn't work out in your favor, isn't it? *click* DOC: WHAT? No no no no… fine, I guess I'll try Tim. TIM: Hello? DOC: Oh, thank goodness, Tim, I TIM: Haha, gotcha. Thought I was answering the phone. Oh man, I'm sure you're probably pretty pissed at me. Which you would tell me, except I'm not available right now. So go ahead and leave me a message, and I'll call you back. DOC: Oh that is NOT COOL, Tim. *sigh* I guess now I'm up to Damian. VOICE: The number you have dialed has not established a voicemail service. DOC: OH COME ON!!! Umm… wait, do I have her number… YES! Oh please please please… STEPHANIE: Hello? DOC: Hello, Stephanie? STEPHANIE: Who is this? DOC: My name is Doctor Issues, I've worked with several of your… colleagues. STEPHANIE: Who? DOC: Dick, Jason, Tim… Bruce… they all STEPHANIE: No, I mean who are you? DOC: I'm… I'm Dr. Issues, I'm their psychiatrist. STEPHANIE: Never heard of you. DOC: Wait, what? STEPHANIE: And how did you get this number? DOC: Because they… I mean you… STEPHANIE: Please don't call me again. *click* DOC: So much for that angle… who else can I call… JOKER: It's so hard to find good help these days… DOC: Oh no. JOKER: What's the matter Doc, you look like you just watched a man die. Here, let me get you a mirror so you can see it up close. DOC: Nope, not sticking around for this one. *starts to run away* JOKER: *sound of net releasing and capturing Doc, who struggles* Oh, but we have a lot to talk about. I need to fill you in on the team of professionals you set up for me. They've been rotating around for quite some time. Or at least I imagine they have, who knows how much weight a ceiling fan can support. After the third body they tend to get a little dicey.  DOC: Dear God… JOKER: The Korean doctor took it especially hard. All that time she thought fan death wasn't real. Right up until the end when the blades decapitated her… DOC: Come on, is there ANYONE around who can help me? JOKER: It's funny, you wrote in my notes that I needed to stay isolated because I'd be less of a threat. And yet who's the one who's all alone right now? It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. But what the hell, I'll laugh anyway BWAHAHAHAHA*punch* ooooomph NORTHSTAR: Doctor, are you alright? DOC: Northstar, what are you doing here? NORTHSTAR: I read the report, and I decided to march over right away to talk to you about it. As I approached, I saw that insane clown man assaulting you, so I thought I'd take care of him first and ask questions later, la! DOC: Well I sure am glad to see you. I need to get back to my office right away, so I can *whooosh* … access my files. NORTHSTAR: Bienvenue. Now, about what you wrote… DOC: Not now, Northstar, this is a bad time. NORTHSTAR: NO, Doctor, you will not brush me off, ça prend tout mon petit change just to have this discussion. I thought I did the right things, said the right things, pi you write that I am self-absorbed, focused on image. Why would I come to you for help if not to get better, À cause tu fais simple de même? DOC: Look, Jean-Paul, I appreciate that you are fired up about this, and I'll be happy to talk this over with you at a later time. But clearly, I've got major problems to address right now, so can we table this discussion? NORTHSTAR: I'm not talking about this with you on a table, on a couch, or anywhere, esti! I know you get confused when I speak in French, so let me be clear: kiss my ass, Doctor. *whoosh* DOC: *sigh* Well, at least I'm in the office and I can focus on *phone rings* *sigh* hello? JJJ: I need to speak to Doctor Issues right away, this is urgent! DOC: This is he. JJJ: You answer your own phone? What kinda two-bit operation are you running? And to think I wasted good time, and worse yet, good money, talking to you.  DOC: Who is this? JJJ: It's J. Jonah Jameson.  DOC: What do you want, Jameson, I'm kind of in the middle of something. JJJ: Yes, I know. That's why I'm calling. This story is breaking news, and I'm asking, no DEMANDING, an exclusive interview for TNM. DOC: My professional life is falling apart around me, and you think I'm going to take time answering questions?  JJJ: Of course! Gives you a chance to get your side of the story out before things go too far. Who cares about being right, what matters is being first. Remember: people read headlines, not retractions. DOC: That says an awful lot, both about you and the media business as a whole. But I'm not interested right now, I need to find someone who can stop this from spreading across the web. JJJ: I think I have someone in my office who can help with web stuff. ANALOG! Where the hell is Derick? I need someone to shut down the Internet. *That's not how this works, Jonah.* I don't pay you to argue with me, I pay you to get things done. And at the rate you're going, you're lucky I pay you at all. DOC: Goodbye, Jonah. JJJ: And another thing-*click* DOC: OK, now to look up how to take things off the Internet. Gonna DuckDuckGo this, last thing I need is more stuff getting traced back to *smash* WHAT THE TICK: Of all the unbelievable things I have to deal with on a daily basis. The unmitigated gall you must possess to disrespect me like this. I might not be the smartest hero, or the flashiest, or even the bluest, but I deserve better than this.  DOC: Tick, what are you- TICK: It's like you don't even know who I am. After all this time we've known each other, I thought some common courtesy would have been established. Sure, people make mistakes here and there, and you brush them under the rug, because that's what good cleaners do. Not the expensive ones, obviously, but the quality cleaners who take a little extra time to spit on the washcloth before scrubbing your toilet to give it that extra sheen. But something like this, I feel personally insulted to even have received something like this associated with my good name. DOC: Tick, I promise you, what I wrote on your patient form was completely professional, and it was never intended to be read publicly. But my system was hacked, and all my confidential patient files are all over the Internet now, I sincerely apologize. TICK: I didn't see that when I filled out the section for pickup. What are you talking about? DOC: Wait… what are YOU talking about? TICK: I'm talking about my order. I specifically requested carnitas in my burrito, and you give me BARBACOA?!?! Do I LOOK Puerto Rican? DOC: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?! TICK: I've been coming to this Chipotle every day for the past two years, and I sit in the same- DOC: THIS IS NOT A CHIPOTLE. TICK: Not with service like this, it isn't.  DOC: Get. Out. TICK: Fine. But first I'll be leaving you a sternly worded review on Welp. DOC: That's… just GOOOOO. TICK: And your decor is appalling. It's like you don't even want my business.  DOC: The door is over *smash* there…Oooookaaaayyy… now if I can PLEASE get back to work… HOMELANDER: How the F**K are you still alive? DOC: Homelander? Oh jeez, not you too… HOMELANDER: I punched your skull off your f**king neck. There's no goddamn way you should be living.  DOC: I don't have the time or the patience to explain this to you. HOMELANDER: Is it because I'm a… what was the phrase you used… “completely unreachable sociopath”? DOC: No, but that's not inaccurate. Do you hear yourself when you speak? HOMELANDER: I have super hearing. But everyone will be able to hear you scream before you DIE! *tosses Doc out window* DOC: AHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME! ISAIAH: I'll catch you.  DOC: AHH! AHH! AHH! ISAIAH: Why are you shouting? Are you hurt? Are you ok? DOC: Ahh… *calms down* I'm sorry, Isaiah, getting thrown out a window isn't something you get over quickly. ISAIAH: How do you know me? DOC: I talked to you a while ago. I guess you don't remember me? ISAIAH: Was it a nice talk? DOC: Yes, yes it was.  ISAIAH: Good. HOMELANDER: Are you f**king s**tting me? I toss you out the goddamn window, and of all the things to happen, you end up getting caught by this big dumb n- ISAIAH: *punch* I don't like those words. You hurt my friend. DOC: Be careful, Isaiah, he's a very mean person, and very strong. ISAIAH: I can take care of bullies. You have a nice day now! HOMELANDER: Is that all you got, you stupid motherfu- ISAIAH: *punch* I said I don't like those words. DOC: I'm just going to take advantage of this and take off. *grabs phone* *starts dialing* C'mon Bruce, pick up pick up pick up… CARNAGE: Going somewhere, Doctor? DOC: *sigh* No, I guess I'm not. CARNAGE: Not like when you tried to send me back to Ravencroft, or the Vault, or any of the other places you tried to throw me away and forget about me.   DOC: Cletus, you need help. More help than I can personally provide. CARNAGE: Yes, I know. I had such a wonderful talk with Victor last week about you. DOC: Victo… oh no. CARNAGE: Oh YES. Your name comes up an awful lot lately. Even before this little report of yours released. We all have our own ideas about ending you. Victor's was one of the more… colorful ones I've heard. And he's got a special place for you all saved up.  DOC: Yes, he told me all about it. CARNAGE: Jim Jr., Roman, Waylon, Mr. Blake… we've had fantastic conversations about what we'd do if we ever got the chance to have a special session with you. And what with all the alone time I've had lately, I've been ruminating quite a bit about it. DOC: Lucky me… CARNAGE: But you know what the major difference is between me and them? DOC: Lemme guess, you're actually the one who's going to pull it off? CARNAGE: How dare you steal that opportunity from me? I was building up, it was a whole thing, it's like you don't even know how this is supposed to work out. The one time I decide I'm going to embrace the theatricality they talk about, and you steal my thunder. This is why I just kill people right away, no chance for backtalk. I should just stick to the basics… BOOSTER: *portals in* Yes, yes, it's me, Booster Gold. Hold your applause until I'm finished saving you, Doc. DOC: None to be had, Booster. CARNAGE: Who the hell is this clown? BOOSTER: The name's Booster Gold. You don't know it yet, but I'm about to make a big impact on you. Specifically my foot to your ass. DOC: Don't say that out loud… BOOSTER: Oh it's fine, Doc. I've already seen how this plays out. You're fine. DOC: If you saw this already, why didn't you stop it before it happened? CARNAGE: What is going on here? BOOSTER: I got caught up with some Justice League business. You know how it is, flying around the world, saving multiple timelines. It takes its toll. I needed some “me time”. DOC: You're a time traveler. LITERALLY ALL YOU HAVE IS ME TIME. BOOSTER: And yet I managed to take time out of my busy world saving schedule to come here and save the world for you. And before you say it,  you're welcome. DOC: So please, do it. NOW. BOOSTER: What's the rush then? I mean, you just indicated I have all the time in the world, so theoretically I can leave and come back. DOC: Did you research this guy at all? BOOSTER: Who does research? DOC: Serial killer. BOOSTER: Like Count Chocula, or… DOC: Alien powered psychopath. BOOSTER: Oh, so like J'onn when we run out of Oreos in the Watchtower. DOC: WOULD YOU JUST HIT HIM ALREADY? BOOSTER: Jeez, you're in a hurry. OK. *ahem* STAND ASIDE, CITIZEN. BOOSTER GOLD IS HERE! I WILL NOW… wait, where's the camera? I want to make sure they get my good si- CARNAGE: RAAAAHHHH SHUT UP YOU BLOVIATING BUFFOON! *slash sound effect* Now where did the good doctor go? DOC: *running sound effects* Good thing I remembered to tie my shoes this morning… *sound of car pulls up* *window rolls down* FISK: Doctor Issues. Might I interest you in a ride? DOC: I see no rational alternative, Mr. Fisk. FISK: Nor do I. And yet here we are. Come in. DOC: If only to get away from another psychopath. *door opens & closes* FISK: So kind of you to join me. DOC: Is that blood on the floor? FISK: Remnants of the last person who chose to ignore a recommendation of mine. Unfortunately, given the circumstances I haven't had the opportunity for a full detailing yet. Regardless, that's not why we're here. DOC: Let me guess. You're mad about… Wait. Although we may have our differences, you already know about me, and you already saw your file. So what, then? FISK: I understand your hesitation to work with me, given the nature of our last conversation. Rest assured, as long as things remain cordial, no one's family members have to be involved. DOC: Then why even bring them up? FISK: Because in light of everything that's gone on, I felt it important to remind you of who I am. DOC: OK.  FISK: As you know, I am a man of many resources. Resources that, in this instance, could provide useful in eliminating traces of these files from the internet and the computers of anyone who might possess them. DOC: You're rich. Got it. What's that got to do with me? FISK: Despite those resources, I am not without my limits. That is where you come in. DOC: What could I provide you that you can't buy yourself? FISK: Daredevil. DOC: If you saw my file on you, you definitely read my file on him. What more do you need from me? FISK: It's not the information I need, Doctor. You have access to him. A relationship. Trust. DOC: If you think that's the best level of trust possible, then you'll still have a REALLY hard time getting access to him. FISK: But his Catholic guilt can be manipulated quite easily to obtain a future session with him. All I need is for you to bend that to your will. Name the time and place, and I assure you everything else will be taken care of. DOC: And you're having me do this after an information breach that would mysteriously be cleaned up… Something tells me even a blind man could see the setup coming a mile away, and that's without all the other senses coming into play. FISK: I was under the impression you'd be more perceptive to this offer, given your current lack of allies or assistance. DOC: And you would become persona non grata for somehow changing this one opportunity that everyone had. And you stole it from them. Are you sure you want that? FISK: Are you suddenly concerning yourself with my welfare and the consequences that would come from me helping you? Even for a medical professional this seems beyond the norm. DOC: At this point, my preservation is paramount to anything else on my mind. FISK: I can see this was a waste of my time. *door opens* Consider this business offer rescinded. *throws Doc out* *door closes & car continues driving* DOC: *rolling sound effects & groans* Tuck and roll saves another life… and yet I'm still no closer to finding answers, or someone to help me. SQUIRREL GIRL: Is that you, Doc? DOC: Doreen? SG: Hey, how are you? DOC: Not so good… like literally, not good at all. SG: That's a bummer. Wanna talk about it? DOC: You mean you don't know? SG: Oh of course I know, it's the big story right now on Chitter. DOC: Chitter? SG: It's the social media network for squirrels. They actually came up with the name before Twitter, but no one will let squirrels own a trademark, and the bird lobbyists got involved, it got really messy. DOC: Riiiiiight.  SG: Anyway, you're going through a pretty rough time, and I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry you're hurting. Like you say, it's not your fault but it is your problem. DOC: Thanks. It's actually nice to talk to someone today who's not super pissed at me for what I said in their file. Assuming you read what I wrote… SG: I did. I have to say I understood why you said what you did, and I appreciate your honesty. DOC: Oh? SG: Yeah. I stepped back from the babysitting thing a bit. It was getting to be a bit much with everything else going on. DOC: I'm glad to hear it. SG: Cut back from 40 hours a week to 39. DOC: That's it? SG: Yeah, and let me tell you it was rough. Didn't know what to do with that hour, all that free time was crazy. So I opted to volunteer at a soup kitchen. DOC: I… SG: Feels good to give back. But enough about me. You're still struggling with the whole personal data leak thing. DOC: Yup. And I am so glad that I have your super powered support. Right? Right? SG: Oh I'd love to help, but I don't know the first thing about computers and stuff. I mean, I still have a flip phone. And my squirrel friends, well… there are a LOT of them, but they can't chew through all that fiber optic cable. You realize how much property damage that would cause? DOC: Thank you for the practicality. To be candid, I just don't know what in the hell I'm supposed to do. SPAWN: You know what they say, speak the Devil's name and he shall appear. DOC: What*gets sucked into hell* AAAAAHHHHHH SG: *yells after him* Sorry I couldn't be more helpful! SPAWN: Welcome to Hell, Doc. DOC: AHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE SPAWN: No sense screaming, no one down here can hear or help you. DOC: IT'S NOT FOR THEM, IT'S FOR ME. WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE? SPAWN: I felt this place was actually less judgmental than being above right now. DOC: Much as I appreciate the gesture, I need to get out of here. SPAWN: What's that old chestnut of advice, when you're in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.  DOC: That… actually makes a lot of sense. But I still have to find a way to address what's going on up there, and staying in Hell is making it worse. There's a sentence I never thought I'd have to say… SPAWN: I understand. Well, I tried. Hopefully that counts for something. Both with you and whoever else is keeping score. DOC: Appreciate it. SPAWN: So let me just *hit* *roar* AHH! DOC: What? SPAWN: Malebolgia is back. He's still pissed off after the last time I killed him. You need to go, now! DOC: So send me back up there! SPAWN: I can't right now, it's a lengthy process and I can't afford to keep myself vulnerable that long. You'll have to find another way. Now RUN! DOC: Oh my god oh my god oh my god… Eeeh… I just need to find a friendly face here… CONSTANTINE: How about a familiar one? DOC: JOHN? What are you doing here? CONSTANTINE: Oh, a little of this, little of that… bigger question is what are YOU doing here? DOC: Spawn dragged me down here and then he got attacked and I started running and I need to get out of here and PLEASE HELP. CONSTANTINE: And why should I help you? After all, you thought I sounded like a bad Beatle impersonator. DOC: What? How? That wasn't in the file. CONSTANTINE: Not every truth is written down, love.  DOC: Whatever, I will wear a Liverpool jersey to my next session, I don't care. GET ME OUTTA HERE. CONSTANTINE: That's the spirit. Before you go, indulge me. When you walk through a storm… DOC: NOW! CONSTANTINE: Alright, we'll sing later. This'll just take a moment, love. Nicoreen siagos acasha… *magical sound effects* DOC: *gasp* *panting*... *to self* that was not fun. OK, Doc, what's the next step? Because I feel like I've been at this forever and I'm still no closer to finding an answer. CATWOMAN: Maybe I can help? DOC: Selina? Why? CATWOMAN: You know me, I like to whip up a solution to a problem. *cracks whip* DOC: As much as I love puns, this is NOT the time. So either help me, or get out of my way. CATWOMAN: Oh, so serious all of a sudden. You're almost as bad as Bruce. DOC: Look, if you're going to make jokes- CATWOMAN: Fine. I can hack into a couple of mainframes and shut down major Internet pathways. It's not a complete solution, but it will help stop the spread. DOC: That's… one of the first helpful ideas I've heard all day.  CATWOMAN: You're very welcome.  DOC: Why do I feel like there's a catch here? CATWOMAN: Why Doctor, you wound me with your implication.  DOC: It's sore because it hits the spot. CATWOMAN: UGH. OK. Your office is directly above a financial trading company. They have extensive resources, but they're taking advantage of a local indigent community and forcing them out so they can build another bland high-rise. I need you to get me into the building so I can… obtain some leverage over them. DOC: So you take care of my immediate professional quandary and place me squarely in the middle of another one? I don't see how this works out in my favor. CATWOMAN: C'mon, I scratch your back, you scratch mine. And my claws know how to dig deep. SHE-HULK: If I didn't know any better, I'd say that sounds like a setup for blackmail, plus possible RICO charges for conspiracy. Not to mention the clear B&E, likely burglary… I mean the felony charges alone would eat up about 7 of those 9 lives you've got, right? DOC: I don't say this often, but I'm glad to see a lawyer hanging around. Thanks Jen. CATWOMAN: Goddamn lawyers ruin everything. You're no fun. SHE-HULK: You're calling ME no fun? That's a first. At least since Aaron stopped writing me. Also, that's a pretty rich statement coming from someone dressed like Judi Dench's body double. CATWOMAN: Such a low blow. I expected more from you. SHE-HULK: Sorry to disappoint. If you leave now, I'll make sure they drop the charges. Keep talking, though, and I'll be ethically bound to cooperate with the investigation. The ass-kicking will just be a bonus. CATWOMAN: This is why no one likes lawyers. You're all the same. SHE-HULK: All the same? I'm eight feet tall and green. Aside from my cousin, who else is even remotely close to me? DOC: OK, I think I'm gonna go and let you two sort this out. CATWOMAN: *Green Giant jingle* Ho ho ho… SHE-HULK: Oh, that is IT. The heels are coming off… DOC: Later, ladies. *sound of actual catfight in background* Let's try Bruce again… *dialing* *teleportation sound* WHAT? NO! MOJO: And here's the star of our show, ladies and gentlemen! Doctor Issues himself! DOC: MOJO! Are you fu- MOJO: Hey, watch the language, Doc, this is a primetime show. Gotta keep it family friendly. DOC: What show are you talking about? MOJO: Why, Doc on the Run, of course! It's the hottest new reality show in the Mojoverse! We've been watching you this whole time. Gotta say, loving all the twists and turns so far. But it's starting to feel a little stale at this point. I mean, how many times can you run into patients of yours who offer nothing but cliched phrases or try to kill you? You have to keep your audience guessing what's going to happen, but stunt casting only really works during sweeps.  DOC: This isn't a reality show, this is real life! I don't give a damn about your ratings! MOJO: Of course you think it is. That's why your delivery is so great. But I'm not loving that last line. It's fine, we'll have the writers come up with something and you'll record an ADR session during editing. Gotta punch it up. Maybe curse a bit, we'll bleep you out and use it in the commercial. Oh, and speaking of punching, let's see what we can do about getting you involved in the fisticuffs. No sense in having everyone else fight around you, let's see how well you can hold your own in a fight. DOC: I don't have time for this. And I'm certainly not fighting for your amusement. MOJO: Oh, but don't you realize, Doc? EVERYTHING is for our amusement. Your fans adore you. Like this charming young fellow attached to his phone over here. Tell Doc how much you love his work. FAN: Pleeeasssee… killlll meeee… MOJO: Ungrateful whelp! I'll have you executed. But slowly, it'll be a miniseries. Anyway, back to Doc, let's knock down this fourth wall and see what you're made of. *shatter* Wait, that's not supposed to happen! Quick, get a camera over there and see what's going on! Camera 3, whip pan right now! SUPERBOY PRIME: This isn't Earth Prime… MOJO: Oh boy, ladies and germs, we've got an unexpected development here. Some jackass wearing a Superman costume has arrived. Say, lad, this is a closed set. PRIME: I don't know who the hell you are, but no one orders me around. MOJO: This is MY show, and I'm the one giving orders here. PRIME: What kinda world is this where people take orders from an overweight half cyborg spider thing?  MOJO: THIS IS THE MOJOVERSE! And it's where you die!  DOC: Lemme jump through this portal real quick. YOINK! *teleportation sound* OK. No fighting, no Mojo, no Superboy Prime, so this is already a plus. EEYORE: Hello there. DOC: GAH!  EEYORE: You're awfully loud. DOC: Eeyore? EEYORE: Hi Doctor. DOC: How did I end up in the Hundred Acre Wood? And why don't you seem shocked? EEYORE: Don't know. I was just sitting here because I was supposed to have lunch with everyone. But it seems like they forgot me. Again. At least someone is here to talk to me. DOC: I'm very sorry. However, I have bigger things to deal with right now, so I need to find a way out of here. EEYORE: It's fine. Go ahead and leave. Everyone else has forgotten about me. You're no different. DOC: No, it's not that, it's just… *sigh*. Maybe this is all a test. Maybe I should be taking the time to help others, and that's how I'll end up getting helped myself. So, Eeyore, let's take a sec and chat. EEYORE: You mean it? DOC: I do. I could use a break from the insanity for a moment. Let's just talk about whatever you want. EEYORE: Thanks Doc. Well, yesterday I thought I'd lost my tail again. DOC: That sounds unfortunate. Did you find it? EEYORE: Yep.  DOC: That's great. Where was it? EEYORE: Pinned to my hind end. DOC: Oh. EEYORE: Yup. Spent the whole day looking for it. DOC: I see. *beat* Is that it? EEYORE: Yup. DOC: You sure there's nothing else you want to talk about? EEYORE: Well, there is one other thing. You see, I *teleportation sound* DOC: NO NOT AGAIN! EEYORE: Well s**t. THANOS: Doctor Issues. You created a web of lies and pain, and thought you could escape it. And where did that bring you? Back to me. DOC: Thanos, I- THANOS: Spare me your pitiful speech. You have unleashed a power equal to that of the Infinity Gems. This places you on a level close to me, and this is something I cannot permit to stand. So I have no choice but to kill you. DOC: At this point, I barely have the desire to fight back. THANOS: Oh that's a shame, because I've been looking forward to this for a while, and hearing your cries for mercy would have made victory that much sweeter. As it is I will acknowledge your acceptance. Farewell, Doctor. NEBULA: Not so fast, father. THANOS: Nebula, your betrayal is disappointing but not surprising. NEBULA: YEAAAHHH! Doctor, I have brought you a ship. You can return to Earth. DOC: Great, so I can go back and face all the people who want to kill me. THANOS: I am happy to kill you right now. NEBULA: Hnngghhh… that's exactly why you have to go back. If Thanos kills you, it will give him pleasure. And I cannot allow that to happen. THANOS: This is not up to you, daughter. I have no qualms about killing you as a precursor to the doctor's death. NEBULA: Doctor, you must leave. NOW. I will deal with my father. He will be made to suffer, as he did to me. DOC: But I. NEBULA: This is not a request. You did me a favor. Allow me to return it to you.  THANOS: You shall not leave, Doctor. I will obtain the Gems once again, and then I will bring you back here! NEBULA: DOCTOR! GO! DOC: Fine. But how do I even operate this thing? NEBULA: It is programmed to warp you back to Earth. Just press the big yellow button. THANOS: NO! I will not be denied! DOC: OK, here goes nothing. *button sound* spaceship takes off *warp sound* *spaceship door opens* I… Hello and welcome to Capes on the Couch, where comics get counseling. I'm Dr. Issues. I just wanted to say to everyone that's listened to all these episodes. Thank you, I love you all. Through no intention of my own, there have been many things that have happened, I'm sure you've heard of them. I want to issue an apology to anyone & everyone. I don't have the proper words for this. I just, I don't know what to do. I have no idea how I'm even going to broadcast this, because I'm probably banned from every source possible, and I don't know how to get this to my cohost. But if anyone hears… *breaks down* DOOM: CEASE YOUR INCESSANT AND UNNECESSARY TEARS, DOCTOR. YOUR PROBLEM HAS ALREADY BEEN RESOLVED THROUGH THE MIGHT OF DOOM. DOC: *sniffles* Huh? DOOM: DOOM HAS WIPED ALL TRACES OF THE FILES FROM THE WORLD.  DOC: WhahuhwhyhowWHAT?!?! DOOM: YOU ARE NOW ALSO AN HONORARY CITIZEN OF LATVERIA AND WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE TO RESIDE, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE. DOC: What's the catch? DOOM: THERE IS NO CATCH. THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN ACCOMPLISHED. DOOM SEEKS NOTHING FURTHER FROM YOU. DOC: I want to say thank you. And I will. But first, WHY? DOOM: MANY THINK DOOM AS TYRANNICAL, INCLUDING YOURSELF. BY THIS GESTURE, DOOM'S MAGNANIMITY WILL BE PRESERVED FOR ALL TIME.  DOC: Well, I have to say that- DOOM: AND ALSO BECAUSE RICHARDS WAS UNABLE TO ARRIVE AT A SUPERIOR SOLUTION. DOC: Aaaaand there it is. DOOM: ONCE AGAIN PROVING THAT NONE ARE SUPERIOR TO DOOM. DOC: Of course not.  DOOM: MOVING FORWARD, YOUR OPINION OF DOOM WILL BE ONE OF GRATITUDE AND APPRECIATION. WHATEVER PREVIOUS OPINION YOU HAD IS NOW IRRELEVANT. DOC: Honestly, at this point, I can't even disagree with you. But I have to ask, aren't you concerned about all the people who tried to kill me? I mean, the files are eliminated, but the memories aren't. People still remember what I said about them. And they'll know you're responsible for getting rid of them. They'll come for you. DOOM: LET THEM TRY. MANY HAVE ATTEMPTED TO USURP DOOM. AND YET DOOM REMAINS. DOC: *sigh* Yep. Definitely not tyrannical at all. DOOM: DOOM SENSES SOME SARCASM. THIS GESTURE CAN BE UNDONE JUST AS EASILY. DOC: Noted. As a humble citizen of Latveria. My deepest appreciation… my liege. DOOM: YOUR APPRECIATION IS NOTED, GOOD CITIZEN, AND- DOC: Can I just ask one favor? DOOM: YOU DARE ASK MORE OF DOOM THAN HAS ALREADY BEEN PROVIDED? DOC: It's just… I need to get back home. Surely a simple task like this will not tax the might of Doom. DOOM: FINE. BE GONE AND RETURN HOME. BUT BE SURE TO SPREAD THE WORD THAT DOOM IS THE ONE WHO DID THIS FOR YOU. DOC: Oh don't worry, I'm telling everybody. Thanks Doc! *warp sound effect* Hoo boy, that was strange. ANTHONY: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?! DOC: Oh man, it was nuts. I tried to call Batman, and then I was dragged to hell by Spawn, and Kingpin had me in his limo, and I was in- ANTHONY: No, I mean this burner phone Batman gave you has been sitting here ringing off the hook the whole time, but I didn't want to answer it because I figured it might explode, or it was wired to your DNA or something. You know how crafty Batman is. DOC: Are. You. F**king. Kidding. Me. Ending Thank yous: Dr. Goku from Guardians MH, Kate from IWB, Lisa from Comic Book Couples Counseling, my sister Angela, Doc's father, my wife Next episodes: Moon Knight 2, Elsa Bloodstone, Holding Out for a Hero Plugs for social Apple Podcasts: here Google Play: here Stitcher: here TuneIn: here iHeartRadio: here Twitter Facebook Patreon TeePublic Discord

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Wolverine and the X-Men - Hunting Grounds

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Wolverine, Nightcrawler and Wanda meet Mojo somewhere under the sea...far from the Mojoverse for some reason in the latest episode of W&tXM! Join us as we discuss...Our hot-takes on Matrix: Resurrections, the Hawkeye finale and some more loose thoughts we had on Spider-Man: No Way Home (mild spoilers for all)!Why Mojo would be a perfect character for Deadpool 3!Wanda's sexy, yet not sexy outfit!Engaging an ethical debate about Magneto's prison system!We hope everyone has a lovely, non-depressed holiday week and again thank you all for continuing to ride with your old pals at X-Men TAS Podcast! The X-Men TAS Podcast just opened a SECRET reddit group, join by clicking here! We also on Twitch sometimes… click here to go to our page and follow and subscribe so you can join in on all the mysterious fun to be had! Also, make sure to subscribe to our podcast via Buzzsprout, iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it! Last but not least, follow Willie Simpson on Twitter and please join our Facebook Group!

Capes On the Couch - Where Comics Get Counseling

Intro Background (1:40) Rogue created by Chris Claremont and Michael Golden in Avengers Annual #10 (August 1981) Born Anna Marie in Mississippi, her parents disappeared when she was young, and she was raised by her strict aunt - she rebelled as a teen, earning the nickname Rogue After kissing a boy named Cody, her latent mutant abilities manifested, sending Cody into a coma - she discovered any skin-to-skin contact with a person would cause her to absorb their life force, and in some cases their memories - she covered herself up to avoid touching anyone ever again Mystique found Rogue and began mentoring her, eventually bringing her into the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants - she was sent to attack Carol Danvers - during the fight, prolonged contact caused Rogue to permanently absorb Carol's powers, and gave Carol amnesia - the Danvers identity would remain with Rogue for many years, eventually causing Rogue to seek out Professor Xavier for assistance She eventually joined the X-Men, slowly earning their trust and becoming a valuable teammate, even as Danvers continued to control her in periods of stress or unconsciousness - after losing her powers in a battle with Master Mold, she discovered the Danvers identity was also gone As her powers returned, she also began an on-again/off-again relationship with Gambit, but her lack of physical intimacy and his dishonesty caused friction for a long time - after a battle with Destiny robbed them both of their powers, they left the X-Men and moved in together to explore their relationship After another battle with Mystique where her foster mother tried to kill her, she absorbed Mystique's powers and left her for dead - went to the Australian outback to figure out how to control her powers - with the help of Xavier, she was able to control her absorption for the first time in her life Eventually started a relationship with Magneto, although it was largely long-distance, as they both had other commitments Originally stayed neutral during AvX, but joined the staff at the Xavier Institute after a fight broke out on campus and She-Hulk inadvertently injured some children Turned down a marriage proposal from Magneto, and ended their relationship Joined the Avengers Unity Division as a mutant representative, eventually becoming field leader Restarted her relationship with Gambit, and after Kitty Pryde broke off her engagement to Colossus at the altar, Gambit proposed to Rogue on the spot, and they were married instead - got transported to the Mojoverse for their honeymoon, since Mojo wanted a famous couple for his new show Issues (6:15) Authoritarian upbringing caused her to rebel Inability to touch anyone caused problems in her relationships, both romantic and platonic (18:26) Broken relationship with Mystique, where they alternate between trying to kill each other and trying to work together (27:06) Break (34:36) Plugs for BetterHelp, Grief Burrito, and Chris Claremont Treatment (36:11) In-universe - Use other mutants to help transmute the energy flow as a result of contact and help her move past that Out of universe - (40:06) Skit (49:22) Hello Rogue, I'm Dr. Issues. - Hey there, sugah. So, what can I do for you? -I don't know, what can you do? *sarcasm* Hardee har har. I have the ability to listen to what you have to say, synthesize that dialogue in a way that may have some benefit to you and your relationships, while monitoring for any signs of a formal diagnosis that needs more focused treatment. -Shoot, I thought you were gonna get all flustered like most guys do when someone like me talks coy with them. I got over that a long time ago. -Must be nice Meh. -*pause* Well, I guess that's my way of saying I'm stuck. I either push people away too quickly, or I dive in and get myself into stuff I can't just walk out of. Why not? -That's a really easy one. Do you know about my powers? I do my homework, sure. -Well, imagine if your first chance at a physical connection, you destroy their life...I mean, REALLY destroy it. You don't get over that. There's no amount of talking that can fix that. *pause* I'm terribly sorry. From the tone in your voice I can tell it wasn't intentional. -But it doesn't stop there. I was led to do some horrible things to people and I didn't know the consequences. That's the type of thing that some people can't ever live with themselves over. Do you get what I'm saying? Hmm...has it ever gotten to that point for you, where life wasn't worth it anymore? -No! Well, not like that, but to disappear, to not hurt anybody, that's the type of thing I wish for sometimes.  This next question is meant to get to something deep here, so please don't think I'm trying to lead you...why haven't you disappeared? -That's like trying to hide the Juggernaut in a kiddie pool. That dog won't hunt. Besides, every time I did walk away, my past came back to bite me. So I gave up on tryna run. So anonymity doesn't work, but your powers are a huge factor in any basic intimacy...wow, I have to say, I'm impressed you've continued to persevere as well as you have. -Thank you...not many people see it that way besides you. I'm glad to hear that there's more than just me. -Are you always trying to see the glass half full? I try to see the glass with whatever amount is inside, the contents, the condition of the glass, the -I get the point. No stone unturned. Does that mean you want to know who sees the good in me? -Of course! -Let's start with Remy number one. That man...there's something about that man, it's hard to describe. He just...lights me up inside.  Aww, that's sweet! -Hold on, ah don't want it to sound all peaches and cream. Ah mean, when it's good, it's finer than frog hair. But he's got a real stubborn streak. When he doesn't get his way, he doubles down on how he feels. Shucks, I think sometimes he argues with me just to watch me burn up! Maybe; I don't want to speculate on him since I don't' know him as well as you do. But you're the one who says he makes you feel that way. That type of bond doesn't happen overnight. -Damn right it doesn't! How many people get told they have to wait for the right time, and that time might be never? Well, he was there for all of it. Even when I went my own way, he came right back to me no matter what.  As with most relationships, that sounds like a two-way street. However you got to the point that you are on a similar wavelength, I'm genuinely happy for you. To be honest, if you're doing okay with that aspect of things, maybe there's another part of your life that is challenging you. -Everything.  I see that's your style of response, but can we please drill down a bit? -Can we not and say we did? Rogue, I'm really not a hardass. You don't have to be scared of a psychiatrist. -*laughs* Oh sugah, I'm not scared of you. I'm scared of what I'll say to you. You probably lock up half the people you see just for speaking their mind. I only look out for the safety of my patients and the rest of society. Having emotions is not a risk. It's what you do with those emotions that counts. As long as you are not a danger to yourself or others, this is completely confidential. And if it's in the past, then I would never put you through “double jeopardy.” -So if I told you that my second mama wanted to kill me after I had made up with the women she had me nearly kill and take her life, you're not gonna arrest me? *dramatic gulp* Well, I didn't quite expect that, but...no. My main concern is how that -*sarcasm* How did it make me feel? HOW DO YOU THINK?  A lot of people have that reaction...which is why I was going to ask HOW DID THAT AFFECT THE PEOPLE INVOLVED. -*pause* Son of a gun, nobody really asks that. I suppose Carol was really pissed off...wait...I KNOW she was pissed off ***that bitch tried to control me! Do you know what it's like to have your own head telling you all sorts of history that you shouldn't know or even came close to giving a shit about?*** and Mystique was mean, but she always said it was because she cared. I think that's true, she really cared about me in her own sorta way. She should really talk to you, if you'll have her. I'm always an open mind and ear for anyone within reason -The “reason” part might be a problem.  So what's your goal with those relationships? -I'm not a goals kinda gal.Where the wind blows, I'll be there, good Lord willin' and the creek don't rise. Unless I don't wanna go, that is. Aaaaaand hence the name. There's nothing wrong with riding the tide and going where nature follows, and there's nothing inherently wrong with bucking a trend, either. But the balance of those two can get out of whack. It's obvious to me that you have the ability to go wherever you please, but so many times, you've been the center of attention for others because of your talent. Why not take the impulsive energy and combine it with a modest bit of forethought and live the more comfortable, less stressful life that you deserve? - Believe it or not, Doc, I actually did have some good come out of all of that we were just talking about. Carol doesn't hate me...not anymore. And when things are good with Mystique, we work well together. I'm not as dumb as you think I am just because my nature is to fight with whatever everybody says. *insulted* I NEVER thought that -Ah, there's the flustered part that I always look for when I meet someone new. *pause* Touche. Now that you've made it clear you can create any social outcome you want, how much are you willing to focus on making them enjoyable for everyone involved?. -One thing at a time Shug, one thing at a time. We good here? -That we are. - Thanks for the chat, then. See ya ‘round. And if you ever do talk to mah mama, tell her I said hi. Well, maybe see how she reacts before bringin' me up… could be a bad time for you... Ending (57:08) Recommended reading: Mr. & Mrs. X, Uncanny Avengers Next episodes: Dr. Doom, Jocasta, 5 from Umbrella Academy Review read - Justalittlepodcast - I just started listening, but I am hooked. Completely blown away. Such a great podcast that portrays mental health in a revolutionary way. The exploration and deep dive in comic book characters is fantastic. The conversations between these to gentlemen is refreshing, honest, and genuine.  Keep up the great work! Also I really enjoy the skits. Plugs for social References: Carol Danvers episode - Anthony (2:48) Mojo episode - Anthony (5:40) Severe combined immunodeficiency - Doc (20:40) Apple Podcasts: here Google Play: here Stitcher: here TuneIn: here iHeartRadio: here Spotify: here Twitter Facebook Patreon TeePublic Discord

The Superhero Show Show
#379: Lucifer vs The God/Father

The Superhero Show Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 91:45


The Superhero Show Show #379Lucifer vs The All State ManIt's the return of Lucifer on an all-new episode of The Superhero Show Show!On an all-new, all-different episode of The Superhero Show Show, Cassie and the Boyz discuss the return of ONE OF THE MOST WATCHED COMIC BOOK BASED TELEVISION SHOWS OF ALL TIME, Lucifer! When last we left the Luci Gang, God/Father got in the middle of a good old-fashioned sibling tussle. What does that mean for this episode? Family Dinner time! Of course, Michael is there, and Dr. Linda gets roped in, and it turns out to be just as awkward as family dinners should be. Meanwhile, there is still a case of the week, this time involving mini-golf! Cool!Then the Taste Buds turn their sights to the rest of the shows that came out this week, including episodes of MODOK, Superman and Lois, Jupiter's Legacy, and Van Helsing!Next, we're going back to X-TASmania, and specifically the Mojoverse! We've been waiting almost two seasons to finally get to our favorite reality reality, and now we get to meet Mojo, Major Domo, Spiral, Longshot, Jack Kirby, and all of the other weirdos! How much did this melt our tiny adolescent brains when we saw it for the first time!Finally, CASSIE...All of that, and so much more, on an all-new episode of The Superhero Show Show!EPISODES DISCUSSED:JUPITER'S LEGACY #106Watch Jupiter's Legacy on NetflixGrace sees first-hand how the Code is affecting the younger superheroes. Tempers flare aboard the ship as Sheldon forges ahead with his expedition.JUPITER'S LEGACY #107Watch Jupiter's Legacy on NetflixThe perilous final leg of their journey pushes Sheldon's ragtag team to the brink. Walter reaches out to a questionable source to extract information. SUPERMAN AND LOIS #108Watch Superman and Lois on The CW"Holding the Wrench" - (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, V) (HDTV)REALITY - Clark (Tyler Hoechlin) encourages Lois (Elizabeth Tulloch) to reach out for help after noticing her reaching a breaking point. Meanwhile, Jonathan (Jordan Elsass) finds himself in a dangerous situation. Lastly, Kyle (Erik Valdez) encourages Sarah (Inde Navarette) to audition for the musical revue at school. Alex Garfin, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Dylan Walsh and Wole Parks also star. (#108). The episode was directed by Norma Bailey and written by Kristi Korzec. Original airdate 6/1/2021. Every episode of SUPERMAN & LOIS will be available to stream on The CW App and CWTV.com the day after broadcast for free and without subscription, log-in or authentication required.VAN HELSING #506Watch Van Helsing on SyfyAs Axel and Julius continue their search for the Van Helsings, Violet and Ivory try to decipher a new clue all the while staying one step ahead of The Dark One.X-MEN: THE ANIMATED SERIES #212Watch X-Men: The Animated Series on Disney PlusOn a world ruled by Television, an alien named Mojo is master. When he abducts the X-Men and forces them to be action heroes in his shows, he may have to deal with more than he bargained for when Mojo's original action hero sabotages him. Xavier and Magneto are still slowly making their way through the Savage Land.  Also, don't forget to:Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yourpopfilter)

Splash Pages The Comic Book Club
S1E17 - Longshot 1985 on Splash Pages Comic Book Club

Splash Pages The Comic Book Club

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 72:12


On this episode, we discuss the Longshot series from 1985/86 This episode is sponsored by Deadly Grounds Coffee "Its good to get a little Deadly" https://deadlygroundscoffee.com Retro Dorkening Shirts on Amazon! https://tinyurl.com/dorkshirts Check out Longshot https://amzn.to/3n67mCr Published in 1985 thru 1986 written by Ann Nocenti Art by Arthur Adams Editor Louise Simonson Editor in Chief Jim Shooter Cover Price $.75 Channeling my inner Sofia... Picture it Sicily 1985/86 Ronald Reagan was president, the Magic Johnson and the LA Lakers beat Larry Bird and the Boston Celtics We paid a ticket price of $3.77 to go see The Goonies, Weird Science, Rocky 4, Back to the Future, and Rambo First Blood Part 2. On the boob tube, we watched Family Ties, Growing Pains, Who's the Boss and Night court. If you were a kid in 1985, on Saturday Morning Cartoons, we watched Muppet Babies, The Smurfs, Star Wars Droids and Ewoks, Snorks Mister T., and Dungeons and Dragons Gas cost about $1.12  a gallon,  the world sang with Live Aid, and for some reason we were excited to try New Coke! From the Mojoverse he comes...to star in his own limited series! Longshot's got it all -- leather, looks, and so much luck it's actually he's mutant power. But with his recent arrival to Earth leaving his identity in question, Longshot discovers he's got a long road ahead in uncovering his truest, non-engineered self. Ann Nocenti and Arthur Adams present Longshot! he first issue of a six-issue miniseries that represents the first major work of both Nocenti and Adams.[1] The Longshot series established Longshot as an amnesiac fugitive from another dimension who discovers that he has favorable probability outcomes, or "good luck," that protect him when his motives are pure, and that he was a paradoxical genetically engineered clone of his future son, raised to be a slave who led a rebellion on his dystopian world against his former master and enemy, Mojo. The character subsequently becomes a recurring fixture in the various X-Men related books, which see him as a member of the X-Men from 1986 to 1989, a member of Tony Bedard and Chris Claremont's Exiles teams, and a member of the third incarnation of X-Factor from 2008 - 2013, as well as in his own solo adventures. Versions of the character have also appeared in the Ultimate Marvel line of books, and television and video games. Follow our Hosts Rich Davis Former co-host of the clowns of cosplay podcast & Cesar Romero enthusiast https://www.facebook.com/bagelbar https://www.instagram.com/velvetjoker2021/ Leo Pond Owner and Producer of The Dorkening Podcast Network https://www.facebook.com/leopond https://www.instagram.com/leo.pond/ Drew Mollo https://www.facebook.com/drew.mollo/ https://www.linkedin.com/in/drew-mollo https://screenrant.com/author/drew-mollo https://www.instagram.com/ghostbusterman1984 Chris Denmead @radioofhorror Produced by: The Dorkening Podcast Network https://TheDorkening.com Facebook.com/TheDorkening Youtube.com/TheDorkening Twitter.com/TheDorkening Instagram.com/TheDorkening Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/splash-pages-the-comic-book-cl/4b513a12-4a36-46a4-8a80-e2bf3cc30414 This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Capes On the Couch - Where Comics Get Counseling

Intro Last chance for Batman voice clips - email capesonthecouch@gmail.com by 2/28 Background (2:05) Mojo created by Ann Nocenti and Arthur Adams in Longshot #3 (Nov. 1985) Residents of what became the Mojoverse were driven mad by energy waves from our world - turned out to be our TV transmissions A race of spineless beings used technology to avoid having to do any manual labor, and instead forced slaves to do their bidding Mojo used television to gain a measure of control over the world, and used it to dominate the world and the slave trade Longshot, a stunt performer in Mojoverse, escaped to Earth 616, where he befriended Dr. Strange and several heroes - went back to free the remaining slaves, but was captured Mojo then captured Psylocke and implanted cameras in her eyes to broadcast what she saw to his TV audience - although he was defeated by the X-Men, the battles created high ratings, so he remained popular Longshot did eventually free the slaves, and Mojo was replaced with a humanoid clone, Mojo II: The Sequel, but he was also defeated by Longshot, and the original Mojo returned At one point, captured most of the X-Men and recreated important points from their history, all while broadcasting it across the Mojoverse - simultaneously attempted to terraform NYC into the Mojoverse - defeated by an electromagnetic pulse that destroyed his equipment In addition, the Howard the Duck movie is canon in the comics - Mojo filmed an alien in a duck costume interacting with Lea Thompson as part of a reality series on Howard the Duck Issues (9:07) Mania Gluttony/hedonism (14:28) How much of it is his fault? (21:12) Break (28:42) Plugs for Cult of Domesticity, Talk Me Into, and Chris Claremont Treatment (29:59) In-universe - Install an M-Chip to block him from accessing signals and unpry his eyes Out of universe - (33:10) Skit (39:25) Ending (47:11) Recommended reading: X-Men: Black - Mojo, Mojo Worldwide Next episodes: Batman & relationships, Fan thoughts on Batman, Roundtable with professionals Plugs for social References: A Clockwork Orange - Anthony (07:44) Deep Work: Rules for Focused Success in a Distracted World  - Doc (11:33) Beetlejuice cartoon - Doc (27:40) Uatu episode - Anthony (31:27) Apple Podcasts: here Google Play: here Stitcher: here TuneIn: here iHeartRadio: here Spotify: here Twitter Facebook Patreon TeePublic Discord

Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men
323 – Baby Talk

Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 57:50


In which we spend a large amount of time on a group of small characters; X-Babies stories cover a wide range of quality; Mojo is relegated to public access; the ‘Vengers rebel against their creator; the X-Babies excavate Star Comics; we adjust our opinion of the mid-‘90s; and WandaVision is probably not connected to the Mojoverse.

D'Lethal Weapons - Dial Up Podcast
Sunrise of X [#33.8]

D'Lethal Weapons - Dial Up Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 79:30


Welcome to the final DOX installment before the X of Swords event. Cable blows up some stuff, Glob shows his depth, Kwannon is alpha, Magneto is the chosen one, the X-Factor team visits Mojoverse, Beast continues being Krakoa's resident dickhead, Wolverine is in Thunder Bay and Storm's techno virus story comes to an end. Covered in this episode: Cable #3, #4 New Mutants #12 Hellions #3, #4 Marauders #12 X-Factor #2, #3 X-Force #12 X-Men #11 Giant Size X-Men: Storm Wolverine #5

Chris and Reggie's Cosmic Treadmill
X-Lapsed, Episode 104 - X-Factor #3

Chris and Reggie's Cosmic Treadmill

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 30:08


We're still in the "current year" Mojoverse... and your humble host is doing his best to adapt.  Will this be the issue that breaks me?  (Spoiler Alert: No). Some strong scenes in this issue, as well as a returning 'star straight from my wheelhouse as an X-Fan. Also: Great listener mail, including a sorta-kinda "live-tweeted" tour through Empyre(colon)X-Men! -- @acecomics / @cosmictmill / 90sxmen@gmail.com chrisandreggie.podbean.com chrisisoninfiniteearths.com xlapsed.chrisisoninfiniteearths.com/ facebook.com/groups/90sxmen

X is for Podcast: An Uncanny X-Men Experience
THIS IS X -- Mojo Media Madness!

X is for Podcast: An Uncanny X-Men Experience

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 48:54


Nico, Jonah, Kyle, & Matty welcome back Nathan just in time for the XFaq trip to THE MOJOVERSE! But first up, the team imagines Krakoa TV at KRKX, and what kind of shows there'd be. After a dozen guesses at what which X-Men would sound like, what shows we'd produce, and what Illyana would be like on CRIBS, we take on the issue of the week -- X-Factor #3. The crew takes on Daken's humanity, traces of classic teams, mutant rehab, and the hierarchy of mutant family trees! Then, hang in for part 2 of Juan & Rod's EMPYRE AFTERMATH AFTERPARTY continues! All this, PLUS announcing the winners of our first ever Chango T giveaway, on a new THIS IS X! READ ALONG with X-Factor #3  

The Cerebros: Comics and More
72. Marauders #12 and X-Factor #3 Spoiler Reviews

The Cerebros: Comics and More

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 17:42


Spoiler reviews for Marauders #12 by Gerry Duggan and X-Factor #3 by Leah Williams. Kitty's back from the dead and making out with chicks while X-Factor watches snuff in the Mojoverse! Marvel Comics - Dawn of X - X-Men thecerebroscast@gmail.com https://twitter.com/TCerebros ((2) The Cerebros - Dawn of X Podcast (@TCerebros) / Twitter)

Longboxing While Black Presents: Blerding While Dad
LBWB Vol 2 Ep 5 - Life in the Mojoverse - The Trump Years

Longboxing While Black Presents: Blerding While Dad

Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 39:22


I know a comic book supervillain when I see one!  You cannot convince me that Trump isn't the real-life version of Mojo.  In this, episode, I revisit an article I wrote in 2017 and discuss why Trump the closest thing to Mojo walking around.  I will also tell you about how an article about humanizing Black characters introduced me to the world of getting death threats.  Good times.  Check out the article that inspired this episode:  https://longboxingwhileblack.com/2017/06/10/life-mojoverse-the-trump-years/Looking to start your own Podcast?  Buzzsprout gives you the tools you need to get started.  Join today and help support the program by following this link:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1184486Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREEDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.

The Mutant Ages
"Longshot," X-Men: The Animated Series

The Mutant Ages

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 69:12


If Mojo knew about The Mutant Ages, he would make sure we were canceled. Or he'd force us to pivot into a battle royale. Luckily, he has no idea! Unluckily, we had to watch "Longshot," a very uneven episode about the Mojoverse. Longshot crash-lands in Jubilee's car and has amnesia (of course), and then he falls in love with Wolverine all over again. Beast and Rogue have to put up with everyone's bullshit in the background, and Xavier just can't wait to get into Longshot's brain. X-Men Spotlight: Mojo Next week's episode: "Bloodlines" E-mail us your feedback at themutantages@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter at TheMutantAges, MIDImyers and RyanPagella. If you like what you hear, please consider supporting us via patreon.com/themutantages. Thanks!

Noobs and Pros
Henchmen of Asteroid M Issue 3

Noobs and Pros

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 70:34


Spiderman, Justice League, Mojoverse, Lantern Corps Lego Game and more... Join Dan Umthun, That Guy-Ry and R-Synist The Gamers Gamer as they talk, Comic Book, Anime, Movies and more.

Marvel Mythos: A Comic Book Club
#46 X-Men: Soul Possessions

Marvel Mythos: A Comic Book Club

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2019 61:08


A power outage leads to Sabretooth on the loose, hunting Jubilee in the mansion. Iceman's life is forever changed. Gambit and Storm come face to face with the Phalanx, and Archangel and Psylocke battle a blast from the Mojoverse.Comics covered - X-Men #31-32, Uncanny X-Men #311-313

Excalibros
Merry Mojo Mayhem

Excalibros

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2018 99:16


It's a holiday miracle! AND a holiday disaster! In a very special episode, Dan and Georgie are joined by their good friend Jason from "The Podcast that goes Snikt" (@sniktcast)! Together, they take a journey that will teach them the meaning of Christmas and test their friendship in the ultimate act of REVENGE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha..... Join us in the... Mojoverse! It's Mojo Mayhem!

Generation X-Men Podcast
S02E011 - Mojovision PLUS mini thoughts on Deadpool 2- Generation X-Men Podcast

Generation X-Men Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2018 84:47


Did I say the last episode was wacky? Well Beauty and The Beast has nothing on this cluster: Mojovision! What were they on and do they have any left to share? This is Beetlejuice, Running Man, Grandmaster and Jabba the Hutt all rolled into one, with more Marvel cameos and TV show spoofs where everyone dies. Sounds crazy? It is, really bloody crazy. That's why Brooksey and I recruited one of our good mates from primary school: Crowtherl to help us burndown the Mojoverse and bury the ashes. (I joke but it seriously was a difficult watch.) We also have Marvel Movie News with our thoughts on Deadpool 2 and my favourite: Cable.- Bender

Battle Of The Atom: An X-Men Podcast
Ep.14 - Mojo II: The Sequel

Battle Of The Atom: An X-Men Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2017 34:21


Episode Notes Zack says a cuss, Adam talks about the 90's. We all go into a Mojo inspired spiral as we talk about fun things in the Mojoverse.Ranked this week: Astonishing Tales: Mojoworld X-Men vol 2 #10-#11 Howard the Duck vol 6 #8-#11 New content every week on XavierFiles.comFollow Zack and Adam on Twitter @Xavier Files and @arthurstacy!Our theme music is Junk Factory from the X-Men Arcade Game by Seiichi Fukami, Yuji Takenouchi, Junya Nakano, and Ayako Hashimoto.Cover art is by Adam Reck after Dave CockrumIf you want to support the show make sure you rate and review the show or check out our Patreon!

Mojoverse Podcast
Episode 14! Game of Thrones, Wonder Woman, Orphan Black, Wynonna Earp, Shadow Hunters, Travelers

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2017 33:26


On the 14th episodes of the Mojoverse Podcast, we talk about the season finale of Game of Thrones, the series finale of Orphan Black, as well as Wonder Woman, Shadow Hunters, and Travelers!Website: mojoverse.ca Email:MojoverseSudbury@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

Mojoverse Podcast
Episode 13! Orphan Black, Wynonna Earp, Game of Thrones, Ever Oasis, Digimon, Watchdogs 2!

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2017 58:13


On this episode of the Mojoverse podcast, we talk about Wynonna Earp, Game of Thrones, Ever Oasis, Digimon, Watchdogs 2!Website: mojoverse.caEmail:MojoverseSudbury@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

Mojoverse Podcast
Episode 13! Orphan Black, Wynonna Earp, Game of Thrones, Ever Oasis, Digimon, Watchdogs 2!

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2017 58:13


On this episode of the Mojoverse podcast, we talk about Wynonna Earp, Game of Thrones, Ever Oasis, Digimon, Watchdogs 2!Website: mojoverse.caEmail:MojoverseSudbury@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 12! E3 2017 Recap!

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2017 46:35


On the 12th episode of the Mojoverse Podcast, we give our recap of the press conferences of E3 2017!Website: mojoverse.caEmail:MojoverseSudbury@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 12! E3 2017 Recap!

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2017 46:35


On the 12th episode of the Mojoverse Podcast, we give our recap of the press conferences of E3 2017!Website: mojoverse.caEmail:MojoverseSudbury@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 11!

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2017 51:55


On the 11th episode of the Mojoverse Podcast, we talk about World of Final Fantasy, Riverdale, Guardiand of the galaxy 2, as well as some more Anime and Manga!Email:MojoverseSudbury@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 11!

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2017 51:55


On the 11th episode of the Mojoverse Podcast, we talk about World of Final Fantasy, Riverdale, Guardiand of the galaxy 2, as well as some more Anime and Manga!Email:MojoverseSudbury@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 10!

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2017 31:52


On the 10th episode of the Mojoverse Podcast, we talk about World of Final Fantasy, Yooka Laylee, as well as some more Anime and Manga!Email:MojoverseSudbury@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 10!

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2017 31:52


On the 10th episode of the Mojoverse Podcast, we talk about World of Final Fantasy, Yooka Laylee, as well as some more Anime and Manga!Email:MojoverseSudbury@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 9! More Dragon Age

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2017 101:00


Join Moe and Joe for reviews of Logan and Lego Batman and we cover Dragon Age Inquisition with Paulina and Kyla! Also stay tuned until the end for a little surprise. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 9! More Dragon Age

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2017 101:00


Join Moe and Joe for reviews of Logan and Lego Batman and we cover Dragon Age Inquisition with Paulina and Kyla! Also stay tuned until the end for a little surprise. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 8 Dragon Age Special!

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2017 81:04


On this episode of the Mojoverse Podcast, we talk about “Your Name”, Rogue One and we also go in-depth in the first two Dragon Age games! Stay tuned for another segment on Dragon Age Inquisition!Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 8 Dragon Age Special!

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2017 81:04


On this episode of the Mojoverse Podcast, we talk about “Your Name”, Rogue One and we also go in-depth in the first two Dragon Age games! Stay tuned for another segment on Dragon Age Inquisition!Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

The Comics Pals
Episode 16: Bringing the Heat!

The Comics Pals

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2017 129:21


This week the Pals are revisiting a topic that no one can quite agree on. Diversity in comics! The boys try to figure out what the Mojoverse is, and Cale gets mouthy! Plus: BURPS What Are We Reading? Random Question of the Week (anyone have one?): What are your favorite passing the torch moments in comics? News: Marvel lets it all loose with Secret Empire! http://www.cbr.com/marvel-secret-empire/ The Iron Fist trailer! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9OKL5no-S0 Does Marvel Studios have a villain problem? Probably. https://goo.gl/xYCReS A new Batman director! https://goo.gl/d4UYBb Marvel REBIRTH?! https://goo.gl/EMzfyJ Avengers: Infinity War looks lit! https://goo.gl/HlIgyG Main Topic of the Show: Diversity in comics revisited! Is diversity ruining Marvel Comics? In light of the big conversation going around the internet this week about Marvel going through their own DC style rebirth after Secret Empire, we discuss whether or not they should bring back their classic heroes, and if the diversity initiative has hurt Marvel's bottom line. Plugs: Slack N' Slash: goo.gl/gDiLz4 Panels Publishing: sellfy.com/panelspublishing Kira's Tiny Studio: www.etsy.com/shop/KirasTinyStudio The Comics Pals is a weekly comic book podcast where a group of comic book journalists and friends get together to talk comics. The Pals: Sean: twitter.com/SeansSoapbox Pete: twitter.com/Loud_Pete Cale: twitter.com/Totointow Marco: twitter.com/WoeisMarco_ Phil: twitter.com/Cyborgbebop

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 7

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2016 56:46


On this episode of the Mojoverse Podcast, we talk about tv shows we've been watching, Joe's monthly roundup of Manga, as well as Fantastic Beasts and Pokemon Sun and Moon!Link to Dumbledore's sister article: http://tinyurl.com/ha3got4Email:MojoverseSudbury@gmail.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 7

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2016 56:46


On this episode of the Mojoverse Podcast, we talk about tv shows we've been watching, Joe's monthly roundup of Manga, as well as Fantastic Beasts and Pokemon Sun and Moon!Link to Dumbledore's sister article: http://tinyurl.com/ha3got4Email:MojoverseSudbury@gmail.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 6

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2016 47:23


On this episode of the Mojoverse Podcast, we talk about some anime we've been watching, Suicide Squad, Pokemon Sun & Moon Demo and the Class. Email:MojoverseSudbury@gmail.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 6

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2016 47:23


On this episode of the Mojoverse Podcast, we talk about some anime we've been watching, Suicide Squad, Pokemon Sun & Moon Demo and the Class. Email:MojoverseSudbury@gmail.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudbury

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 5

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2016 25:55


Join Moe and Joe for the 5th episode of the Mojoverse Podcast! We talk about Bravely Second, Style Savy: Fashion Forward, Star Trek Online, Seven Deadly Sins, Your Lie in April, Wolf Girl and Black Prince, Star Trek Beyond, and Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY!

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 5

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2016 25:55


Join Moe and Joe for the 5th episode of the Mojoverse Podcast! We talk about Bravely Second, Style Savy: Fashion Forward, Star Trek Online, Seven Deadly Sins, Your Lie in April, Wolf Girl and Black Prince, Star Trek Beyond, and Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY!

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 4

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2016 72:27


On this episode of the Mojoverse Podcast, Moe and Joe go through their top 10 list of their favorite Anime, Manga/Books, Video Games, Tv Shows, and Movies!Email: MojoverseSudbury@gmail.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudburyYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSOmcQRmqAtNCgsR1SYlWjA

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 4

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2016 72:27


On this episode of the Mojoverse Podcast, Moe and Joe go through their top 10 list of their favorite Anime, Manga/Books, Video Games, Tv Shows, and Movies!Email: MojoverseSudbury@gmail.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/MojoverseSudbury/Twitter: https://twitter.com/mojoversesudbu1Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mojoverse.sudbury/Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mojoversesudburyYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSOmcQRmqAtNCgsR1SYlWjA

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 3

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2016 14:12


Join Moe and Joe for the, rather short, third episodes of the Mojoverse Podcast. We talk about Anime and Bravely Default. Spoilers for the Bravely Default section.

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 3

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2016 14:12


Join Moe and Joe for the, rather short, third episodes of the Mojoverse Podcast. We talk about Anime and Bravely Default. Spoilers for the Bravely Default section.

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 2

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2016 18:21


Join Moe and Joe for episode 2 of the Mojoverse Podcast. SPOILERS through the whole thing, we talk about the recent finales of Game of Thrones and Orphan Black, reasons you should be watching Preacher and Killjoys, and reason why you shouldn't watch Dark Matter.

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 2

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2016 18:21


Join Moe and Joe for episode 2 of the Mojoverse Podcast. SPOILERS through the whole thing, we talk about the recent finales of Game of Thrones and Orphan Black, reasons you should be watching Preacher and Killjoys, and reason why you shouldn't watch Dark Matter.

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 1

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2016 53:16


Today, join Moe and Joe talking about news from E3. We go through what we liked and didn't like from the convention and what we're looking forward to.

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Episode 1

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2016 53:16


Today, join Moe and Joe talking about news from E3. We go through what we liked and didn't like from the convention and what we're looking forward to.

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Preview

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2016 1:02


Join us here on the Mojoverse Podcast. We will bring you news from E3.

Culture Dig Podcast - Culture Dig Store
The Kinky Tauntaun Ep 11 - X-Men - Imagine if we had power

Culture Dig Podcast - Culture Dig Store

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2016 81:50


The Kinky Tauntaun 11: How to Fix the X-Men Film Franchise I. Bryan Singer is DONE! DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! Contracts have expired! Now what? a. Buchacha’s Five Fixes i. Plan for a shared universe. This includes interlocking arcs with Deadpool, New Mutants, X-Force, X-Factor and various incarnations of the X-Men teams through the years. Plan an FX or FXX show detailing the early years of the X-Men with Xavier, Beast, Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Iceman, and Angel. This would allow more thorough dissection of the main group and less haphazard treatment of Magneto and Xavier. Plus, the sibling dynamic of both Charles and Juggernaut and Scott/Alex. Show is meant to be five seasons, culminating with the rise of the Phoenix entity. Future solo movies: more Deadpool and Wolverine (Havok/Wolverine: Meltdown!), of course, Gambit & Rogue, Storm (Lifedeath) Future shows: Excalibur (with Nightcrawler and Kitty Pryde…plus the others) Dazzler & Longshot ii. NO ORIGIN STORIES. NONE. Story takes place in modern day. Most X-Men should be early/mid 20’s, with maybe one younger, one older. iii. Adapt existing storyline closely, a la Batman: Year One became Batman Begins. My vote is for something terrestrial at first (space/Mojoverse later), something like iv. Be true to the characters = look at Deadpool; Be true to the villain(s) v. WRITING! WRITING! WRITING! Find a screenwriter who actually, truly gives a shit about crafting a worthwhile, poignant story that give the MCU a run for its money. Also—bring in Chris Claremont as executive producer and consultant. vi. BONUS: WEART THE FUCKING COSTUMES (or some close approximation) vii. DOUBLE BONUS: Quit trying to make every fucking X-Men movie a Wolverine movie. b. Jeff’s Five Fixes I. Break Buchacha’s rule about only a 7 member team. If you look at the history of the different X-Men lineups the magic number seems to be about 11 members. This can also allow the X-Men to be divided into Blue and Gold teams when necessary, because Blue and Gold is big and bold. II. Fox needs to sell to Disney or at least needs to get along for crossovers like Sony did with Spiderman in Captain America Civil War. III. If you’re not going to put in the work setting up the Dark Phoenix backstory than don’t bother trying. IV. Adapt storylines from the comics as faithfully as possible. V. Get as many former X-Men comic writers to review the screen play and then listen to their advice. VI. Bonus: Stick to the personalities and backstories establish in the comics; if a character needs their own origin movie to not seem 1 dimensional, do it. VII. Double Bonus: If a character seems 1 dimensional but doesn’t call for their own origin movie then introduce their backstory with Xavier in a telepathic psychiatry session. Or two introduce some humor have Deadpool break the 4th wall and walk in from off screen and narrate a flashback. II. The Team a. Rules: i. Seven Members limit, relying on precedent set by Giant-Sized X-Men #1 (with Cyclops, Storm, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Thunderbird, Colossus, and Sunfire) ii. No Sausage Fest—must have ratios of 4-3 or 3-4 iii. No Deadpool; No characters likely to show up in a New Mutants or X-Force movie

Mojoverse Podcast
Mojoverse Podcast Preview

Mojoverse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2016 1:02


Join us here on the Mojoverse Podcast. We will bring you news from E3.

MultiversalQ
Episode 19: Lizards, Shorts and Longshot's Hair

MultiversalQ

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2015 45:26


Luke and Devin team back up with the Exiles for a bunch of one shots, an encounter with Mojo and the Mojoverse, and then they check out some early confusing work from Skottie Young. Our cover is by Noél Villay and our theme music is by Vibe Leviathan.

View from the Gutters Comic Book Club
Episode 36: Longshot

View from the Gutters Comic Book Club

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2013 80:19


This week on View from the Gutters, our topic work is X-Men: Longshot. Originally released in 1985-6 as a six-issue miniseries under the title simply??Longshot, this series introduced the characters of Longshot, Spiral, Mojo, and the rest of the Mojoverse to the Marvel Universe. Although Longshot would go on to join the X-Men the following [???]

View from the Gutters Comic Book Club
Episode 36: Longshot

View from the Gutters Comic Book Club

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2013 80:19


This week on View from the Gutters, our topic work is X-Men: Longshot. Originally released in 1985-6 as a six-issue miniseries under the title simply Longshot, this series introduced the characters of Longshot, Spiral, Mojo, and the rest of the Mojoverse to the Marvel Universe. Although Longshot would go on to join the X-Men the following […]

CEREBRO
Episode 094: Longshot (feat. Nola Pfau)

CEREBRO

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 233:40 Very Popular


In Episode 94 of CEREBRO, Connor and returning guest Nola Pfau test their luck with the lovable Longshot! Created by Ann Nocenti and Art Adams, Longshot is an amnesiac rebel slave from the Mojoverse, an alternate dimension derived from twisted interpretations of American film and television. After his solo miniseries concluded, he was brought to Uncanny X-Men, where he became Dazzler's love interest and a key player in the Outback Era.The CEREBRO character file on Longshot begins at 1:01:03.(Content Advisory: Longshot's story includes slavery, brainwashing, and torture.)You can support CEREBRO on Patreon!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands