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This year's Nonsense Podcast Christmas Special takes a wild turn right out the gate. We kick things off with a Kelly Fact about a very different Serbian Christmas tradition — one that involves tying up family members and ransoming them for gifts. Somehow wholesome… somehow terrifying.FNBob is DONE waiting on Santa after missing him for two straight years and refuses to move on with the show until Santa finally shows up. Instead, the doorbell rings and packages are left behind — along with a letter from Santa himself. According to the note, a certain bear HR representative may have snitched, landing the boys firmly on the Naughty List with coal to prove it.Henvincible immediately points the finger at Chad Bear, while FNBob embraces the chaos and decides if he's already naughty, he might as well double down. That leads to revisiting a clip that went viral, the backlash that followed, and plenty of jokes mixed with classic Nonsense rants.It's holiday chaos, festive beef, surprise coal, and exactly the kind of Christmas energy you'd expect from Nonsense.

On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, we kick things off with a Kelly Fact that immediately causes chaos — Jingle Bells was actually written as a Thanksgiving song before being hijacked by Christmas. FNBob and Henvincible struggle to sing the lyrics without defaulting to the Batman smells version, which sends FNBob into a mini-rant about the complete disrespect of Thanksgiving and why the holiday desperately needs better movies and music. From there, the show rolls straight into a breakdown of the Video Game Awards, or as FNBob lovingly calls them, the Expedition 33 Awards, after the game seemingly swept the entire night. The boys react to some of the biggest trailers, with Henvincible hyped for a new Tomb Raider, while FNBob gets ready to suit back up as the Blue Bomber in a new Mega Man. That naturally turns into FNBob declaring Capcom the greatest game studio of all time, defending why they don't rush out sequels and reminding everyone that having the best IPs in gaming history takes time to do right. To wrap things up, with the year winding down and award season in full swing, FNBob announces the long-awaited return of The Bobbies. Categories are revealed, polls are coming, and it's officially time to look back at the wild moments that made Nonsense Season 4 what it is.

On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, we kick things off with another wild Kelly Fact, learning that Iceland skips Santa Claus entirely and instead unleashes the Yule Lads — 13 mischievous trolls who reward good kids with gifts and bad kids with rotten potatoes. Naturally, FNBob immediately fires off a short joke aimed at Henvincible, while Henvincible argues the Yule Lads sound like an elite metal band name.From there, the boys spiral into fast food frustration, with FNBob accusing Burger King of microwaving meals and declaring warm Frosties at Wendy's a crime against humanity. Things get even worse when Henvincible learns that Breyers isn't legally ice cream anymore, setting the tone for a rough week recap.Henvincible unloads about slipping on Chicago ice, injuring his knee, losing his wallet, and barely surviving winter driving, while FNBob tries to play tech support by suggesting tracking wallets and going digital with cards.Then it's time for the big topic of the week — John Cena's retirement. Henvincible reflects on Cena's highs and lows and questions whether his final run lived up to his legendary status. FNBob shares a surprising shift in perspective after talking to fans across different generations, despite never being a true Cena guy.The wrestling talk keeps rolling with debates on Kurt Angle, Bret Hart (who FNBob openly hates), and the ultimate ridiculous question: Hurricane or Shark Boy? FNBob struggles mightily to answer. The episode wraps with some love for Naruto games, because of course it does.

The Nonsense Podcast is officially in full holiday mode

Ho ho holy chaos… the Nonsense crew is BACK with a Christmas episode stuffed fuller than Santa's DUI report!We kick things off with a Kelly Fact straight out of Norwegian folklore: apparently the witches and evil creatures come out on Christmas Eve looking for brooms to joyride through the sky. Henvincible immediately pictures a squad of hammered witches weaving around Santa's airspace like GTA NPCs, while FNBob tries to figure out whether they have to file a flight plan with air traffic control.Then the Wheel of Nonsense returns, and it is UNHINGED this week. FNBob and Henvincible hit everything from crime sprees to Marvel Rivals to P. Diddy vs. 50 Cent, all the way to Kevin Durant taking shots at Michael Jordan (AGAIN).It's messy, it's festive, it's petty — it's Nonsense at its holiday finest.

On this episode of the Daily Dose of Nonsense, the crew reacts to Kelly's wild fact about Arkansas' Turkey Drop — a real event where turkeys get thrown out of a plane 500 feet in the air for people to catch. Henvincible is shocked they can fly at all, while FNBob immediately turns it into a Thanksgiving Battle Royale idea.After that, the boys spiral into chaos as FNBob jokes about layoffs, calls out their naked security duck, and roasts streamers for never playing the actual game. Then we jump into gaming talk, Chicago sports delusion, and FNBob's dream trade ideas that would “save the Bulls” — even though no athlete wants to live in Chicago (and he blames the mayor).Just another day of unhinged logic and Chicago-level self-hate.✨ Highlights:

On this episode of The Nonsense Podcast, things go off the rails immediately. Kelly opens with a wholesome fact about November being National Novel Writing Month… and within minutes the guys are debating whether they could ever write a book. Henvincible casually drops that he writes poetry, while FNBob proudly admits his “artistic side” is actually just lies, confidence, and psychological warfare to trick people into thinking he's deep.But once the show begins?It's over.FNBob unleashes one of the greatest rants in Nonsense history after attempting to watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show for the first time. Fifteen minutes was all he needed to declare it “the worst thing ever recorded with a camera,” dragging Tim Curry, Roger from American Dad, and the entire concept of musicals into the pit with it.Henvincible tries to defend the film.FNBob responds by cutting a full heel-turn promo about how hating things is not only normal—it's profitable, healthy, and maybe even necessary.By the end, he's ready to lead the world into a new era:“Maybe it's time to be the bad guys. Being good got us nowhere.”Absolute chaos. Classic Nonsense.✨ Episode Highlights

This week's episode of The Nonsense Podcast is one straight out of the vault — literally. It's the lost episode FNBob forgot to upload!

On this chaotic episode of The Nonsense Podcast, we kick things off with a Kelly Fact so wild it almost breaks the show — Illinois has an actual event called the Turkey Testicle Festival. Yes… that's a real thing. Henvincible immediately taps out in disgust while FNBob shames him for having “the culinary bravery of a toddler.”Then the guys jump into a rant-filled intro where FNBob declares war on society for skipping straight from Halloween to Christmas and ignoring both Veterans Day and Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, Henvincible reveals his shocking beef with Hawaiians — and honestly… it's somehow the least unhinged part of the episode.From there, the Wheel of Nonsense returns with a new batch of madness:• Battlefield 6 might have a battle royale now and FNBob is nervous nervous.• Nintendo just lost a major legal battle — and the boys aren't sure what it means for gaming.• Everyone debates the best Halloween costumes they've seen (including their own).• Disney starts pulling content from YouTube+ and Henvincible panics about how far they'll take it.• The Super Sentai series comes to an end, and FNBob thinks that maybe… it's finally time.• Another school shooting sparks one of FNBob's harshest but most passionate rants ever.• And finally — Hurricane Melissa's damage to Jamaica has FNBob feeling “harshly compassionate,” telling them to rebuild faster because he wants to go on vacation.Spicy opinions, unhinged rants, and a wheel full of chaos — just another day at the Nonsense office.✨ Episode Highlights

This is it — the final Halloween episode of the season and the crew goes out with a full stomach and zero chill. We kick things off with a Kelly Fact that blew our minds: trick-or-treating traces back to medieval “souls cakes”, when folks went door-to-door offering prayers for the dead in exchange for cake. FNBob immediately wants the recipe; Henvincible warns it sounds like another questionable British dish. Next, FNBob casually flexes his new academic cred — a doctorate in Meta Physics — and reminds everyone he's also an ordained minister now (because why not). Costume roll call: FNBob rocks a Hogwarts dropout Ravenclaw look, Henvincible is Tanjiro Kamado from Demon Slayer, and Kelly turns heads in an inflated Fall Guy suit. Adulting turtles the conversation into taxes, car headaches, and bad drivers — but mostly we talk food. The crew goes full “fat asses” mode tasting and debating halal spots, and FNBob teases a Chicago food map he's building to crown the city's best bites. Real Chicago foodie tea gets spilled: tavern-style pizza is a tourist term, Southsiders judge restaurants by “how's the fish,” and the eternal debate — turkey tips as rib replacements — explodes into comic fury. Henvincible mentions cauliflower pizza and FNBob has a meltdown you'll want to hear. It's the perfect mix of history, costumes, food, and the kind of ridiculous arguments only the Nonsense crew could sustain. Final jack-o'-lantern: lit. Final bite: messy. Final laugh: guaranteed. ⭐ Show Highlights Kelly Fact: the medieval origin of souls cake → trick-or-treating's wild roots. FNBob's new flex: Doctorate in Meta Physics + ordained minister status. Costume show-and-tell: Ravenclaw dropout, Tanjiro Kamado, and an inflated Fall Guy. Adulting rage: taxes, cars, and Chicago driving nightmares. FNBob's upcoming Chicago food map — tour-worthy recommendations incoming. South Side food rules: restaurants judged by “How's the fish?” Food fight: turkey tips vs pork ribs (spoiler: it gets heated). Cauliflower pizza mention sparks FNBob's culinary meltdown — comedic gold. ❓ Question of the Day Are turkey tips a worthy stand-in for pork ribs — sacrilege or smart swap? (Explain your take!)

The Nonsense Crew is back at full strength for another Halloween-themed episode!

It's officially spooky season on the Nonsense Podcast!

On this spooky, chill episode of the Nonsense Podcast, it's just Kelly and FNBob holding it down while Henvincible is out!

On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, we're joined by a very special guest — Justin Woolwine, the host of the I Love Wrestling Podcast! But first, Kelly kicks things off with a wild wrestling fact: in Canada, there's a hardcore circuit called The Northern Hell Tour, where wrestlers brave freezing temperatures to put on some of the most extreme matches ever. ❄️ That sends FNBob, Henvincible, and Kelly down a hilarious rabbit hole about Canadian wrestlers — from Edge and Jericho to Kenny Omega and the Hart family — while FNBob keeps his playful anti-Canada streak alive. Then, we dive into Justin's journey from making stop-motion wrestling videos to interviewing wrestling legends and running one of the most passionate wrestling podcasts around. The group debates AEW's wild direction, the return of TNA and ROH, and whether AEW has become “a parody of wrestling.” Finally, the crew gets nostalgic talking about John Cena's Farewell Tour, the legacy he leaves behind, and the most emotional wrestling moments that have ever hit them — including fans crying over CM Punk wins! It's a full-on wrestling celebration filled with laughs, hot takes, and nostalgia. Big shoutout to Justin Woolwine of ILW Podcast for joining the madness!

On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, the crew is once again joined by Deadbeat Daycare, and chaos immediately follows.

On this chaotic episode of the Nonsense Podcast, Kelly opens the show with what might be his wildest fact yet — Tara Strong's audition for Rugrats was so realistic that a woman in the next room started lactating!

On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, Kelly hits the crew with a wild fact — someone once tried to sell the entire island of New Zealand for only $3,000!

The Nonsense Podcast is back to “normal”—but of course, that still means pure chaos. We kick things off with a Kelly Fact about a stuntman who actually died slipping on an orange peel

✨ Description: This might be the best episode of the Nonsense Podcast yet—a full two hours of laughs, chaos, and wings hotter than our takes!

On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, Kelly kicks things off with a fact that blows the crew's minds: Tetris was the first video game played in space and golf was the first sport played on the moon.

Cheese Caves, Whiteface at NASCAR & Lil Nas X the GOAT?! | Wheel of Nonsense Returns Description: On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast we kick things off with one of FNBob's all-time favorite Kelly Facts: the U.S. CHEESE CAVES.

On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, we start with a Kelly Fact that proves humans are a lot like dolphins—when in unfamiliar places, we sleep with half our brain still awake.

On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, it's Henvincible's birthday bash

On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, Henvincible finally makes his return as co-host, and we're kicking things off with a Kelly Fact that completely broke our brains — every Yoshi actually has a name!

With Henvincible still M.I.A., the power duo Kelly & FNBob hold it down once again! Kelly kicks things off with a fact that'll blow your mind: over half of Earth's oxygen comes from plankton, not trees.

This week on the Nonsense Podcast, things get competitive — but first, a Kelly Fact: science says humans love gems because they remind us of water

The Nonsense crew is back at full strength with Henvincible's return — and things get out of control fast.

With Henvincible still away, the power couple returns—Kelly and FNBob hold down the Nonsense fort all on their own! We kick things off with a Kelly Fact that has FNBob's brain short-circuiting: identical twins smell so alike that even trained dogs can barely tell them apart… plus the wild “all dogs are technically twins” trivia drop.

On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, we're missing Henvincible—he's off doing New York things—so Kelly jumps in front of the camera and takes the co-host chair! She kicks things off with a killer Kelly Fact: orcas have developed their own language—complete with names for each other. Apparently, orca families have regional dialects, and now we're wondering... have we cracked the code? Are they just chilling... or possibly spying? FNBob has questions, and Kelly might actually have answers. After that deep dive into whale intelligence (and paranoia), we roll right into a rapid-fire game of “This or That,” tackling hot debates like: Summer ☀️ vs. Winter ❄️ Movies

On this throwback-flavored episode of the Nonsense Podcast, we kick things off with a wild Kelly Fact: orcas are once again wearing salmon as hats. Yes, fashion is alive and well in the ocean, and FNBob thinks they're just expressing themselves—meanwhile, Henvincible is still trying to figure out how they keep the fish on their heads. After that splash of marine madness, the crew talks about needing time off from the 9 to 5 grind and how one woman wrote her own obituary just to control the narrative. Then we dive deep into nostalgia, starting with the return of Tony Hawk Pro Skater, leading to FNBob showing off his skate decks while Henvincible debates whether it's too late to learn how to ride anything. We get a full report from FNBob's trip to the legendary arcade Galloping Ghost, where he met The Angry Video Game Nerd—a YouTube hero! From there, it's a chaotic trip down memory lane with old-school memes, creators like DashieXP and Game Grumps, and classic shows like Jackass and Wildboyz. We end things with Kelly sharing her nostalgic food favorites (fry bread and shepherd's pie), and FNBob revealing his hilarious reason for starting locs—to avoid barbershops. ✨ Episode Highlights:

On this surprisingly emotional episode of the Nonsense Podcast, we dive into all the legendary celebrity passings that have rocked 80s and 90s kids this year. But first, we start with a wild Kelly Fact: Ozzy Osbourne's farewell concert shattered records, raising over $200 million for charity.

On this episode of The Nonsense Podcast, the birthday shenanigans continue for Kelly—so you know we had to keep it extra ridiculous. We kick things off with a Kelly Fact about pareidolia—the weird little survival instinct that makes us see faces in clouds, electrical outlets, and the occasional grilled cheese. FNBob flexes his trivia muscles while Henvincible is just confused and slightly scared. Then we recap the weekend celebrations: Kelly and FNBob dive into Ozzy Osbourne's farewell concert, while Henvincible was deep in the world of suplexes and body slams at a wrestling PPV. Finally, we spin the wheel in a brand new game: “Back in My Day”—where the FNCrew rants about how things used to be better. From summer vacation and TV shows to the economy and the actual safety of schools—no topic is too real or too ridiculous for this birthday bash edition.

On this explosive episode of The Nonsense Podcast, we kick things off with another Kelly conspiracy—this time about Mountain Dew flavors predicting world disasters. From Code Red and 9/11 to Maui Burst before the fires, we're not saying it's a fact… but we're also not not saying it's a fact.

On this wild ride of an episode, Kelly kicks things off with a slip-n-slide fact from her home state of West Virginia that somehow leads to fracking, mountains, and why FNBob hates hills. Then it's time to roast Xbox's sad excuse for a “new” handheld device — a lazy reskin with an X button slapped on. But fear not, FNBob has a revolutionary idea to Make Xbox Great Again™. The crew debates the legacy of Nathan Drake and the Uncharted series, with FNBob boldly claiming that Drake is mid at best. Henvincible updates us on Marvel Rivals and attempts to peer pressure FNBob into playing — all while being scolded for letting his game backlog turn into a digital landfill. And finally, FNBob delivers the most galaxy-brain take of all time: American capitalism is just like Mario Kart, and the blue shells? Haters in the back.

It's another hot, ridiculous day in the Nonsense studio, and the topics are melting brains left and right. ☀️

It's a HOT one… literally. The Nonsense crew is melting, the takes are wild, and the history lesson might shock you (in more ways than one). ⚡️ We kick things off with a Fun Fact with Kelly: In the early 1900s, men used electric shock therapy to try and… ahem… “increase their manhood.” Yup, humanity has always been weird. That spirals into a whole rabbit hole of electric pseudoscience.

It's Father's Day, so naturally… we talk about being buried alive in the 1800s

On this wild episode of the Nonsense Podcast, FNBob invents a ridiculous new game, but not before Kelly brings the heat with another disturbing fact: during Prohibition, the U.S. government actually poisoned alcohol

On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, it's a full-on Henvincible Takeover—and he's got a lot to say. But first, Kelly hits us with another Weird Fact: in Japan, there's an actual tradition called Nakizumo, where sumo wrestlers try to make babies cry

On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, we're asking the big, important questions—like why did the U.S. try to nuke the moon?!

Episode Description: We're BACK, baby! After a 2-month hiatus, the Nonsense boys return with strange facts, chaotic energy, and even more unfiltered opinions.

Episode Description: On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, we kick things off with a One's Gotta Go: Airplane Essentials—headphones, gum, snacks, or neck pillows? The debate is tough, but it gets even wilder when FNBob shares a story about someone bringing a whole rotisserie chicken on a plane, leaving Henvincible with a million questions. Then, we check in on Henvincible's latest tech certifications and FNBob's gym grind before diving into the great preparedness debate—why do men show up to life in sweatpants while women carry everything but the kitchen sink in their purses? Next, we break down our ultimate Family Feud dream team—Henvincible backs Danny, our local genius, while FNBob puts his money on Chad Bear, the AI wildcard. Finally, we take a deep dive into gaming culture and why people are never happy anymore—are modern gamers impossible to please, or is the industry just getting worse? Episode Highlights:

Description: On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, we put our Chicago roots to the test with a brutal “One's Got to Go” featuring the city's most iconic sandwiches: Jim Shoe, Gyro, Breaded Steak, and the Italian Beef. Henvincible dares to say the Italian Beef isn't all that, while FNBob thinks some sandwiches are just doing too much. Then, reality hits as we talk about truly feeling our 30s—aches, pains, and struggling to find time for fun. We also break down our new short-form series, Shot of Nonsense, where we argue ridiculous topics in three minutes or less (after taking a shot, of course). FNBob hypes up his jam-packed week of concerts with Kelly, dragging Henvincible along for the ride. Finally, FNBob delivers a fiery rant on Dragon Ball Super and God of War, claiming they've ruined Broly and Kratos by making them too soft. He misses the days when they were just unstoppable forces of destruction! Highlights: