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Employee #1 - The Industrial Accident Podcast

Cheesus, what's that smell? Andy Phylaxis, Matt Ernity, and Artie Inn chew on some cheesy accidents.Big CheeseCheese CakeCut the CheeseHard CheeseHead CheeseString Cheese

ohmTown
Your Daily Dose of Non Sequitur News for 12/18/2024 - Mergers, Cheesus, Calling ChatGPT

ohmTown

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2024 62:52


Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.Articles Discussed:Driven to Mergerhttps://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/honda-and-nissan-once-rivals-are-talking-about-merging-and-nissan-investors-are-thrilled/Oh Cheesus, a Bacteria Threat Recallhttps://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/over-20-different-cheeses-recalled-due-to-bacteria-threat/Who you gonna call? ChatGPT!https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/you-can-now-call-1-800-chatgpt/A Severe Case of Human Bird Fluhttps://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/u-s-confirms-first-severe-human-case-of-bird-flu/A Casino in Northern Virginia and National Securityhttps://www.ohmtown.com/groups/roundersgear/f/d/intelligence-officials-say-casino-in-northern-virginia-would-endanger-national-security/Squirrels caught Huntinghttps://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/squirrels-caught-hunting-and-eating-meat-for-the-first-time/Do you wanna drive a weiner?https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/oscar-mayer-is-hiring-drivers-for-its-famous-wienermobile-heres-how-to-apply-and-how-much-youll-get-paid/Nestle Protein Shots for Weight Losshttps://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/nestle-just-launched-a-protein-shot-for-weight-loss-that-helps-promote-glp-1-production/If "Again" is used to describe you, stop.https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/italian-caver-rescued-again-after-four-days-underground/Lawyer Walks Off Job after Fee Cut.https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/lawnerd/f/d/lawyer-walks-right-off-job-after-fee-cut-from-200-hour-to-15-hour/

We Mean Well
#198 - Cheesus Christ

We Mean Well

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2024 62:53


A Call From An Icon, Jarch Gets Something Jammed In His Mouth & Lu's Mystery Actor Revealed!The Round UpMovies, Music & The Zach Bryan Diss TrackJarchy Went To ColdplayJarchy's Bucks WeekendLulu's Incredible StoryConcerning Concert Yarn Nedd Calls BackLulu Goes SurfingNew Merch AlertHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cheesy Gordita Bunch Podcast
Ep. 17 Mac & Cheese Part 2: Mac & Cheesus has Risen!

Cheesy Gordita Bunch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2024 58:14


This Episode we finish up our 2 part series on Mac & Cheese and end it with a Bell-ieve it or not that may shock you! Available on all major podcast platforms!Follow us on our social mediahttps://allmylinks.com/cheesygorditab...Check out the Tallbois on Bandcamphttps://tallbois.bandcamp.com/album/void-of-wonderTo Play DnD with Jacob Cordashttps://startplaying.games/gm/jacweaselLaughs Brought to you by Jordan KrenekProduced by Nick Ortiz and Devin HanleyMusic by Devin HanleyWritten and Researched by Nick Ortiz

I’ll Watch It Later
At the Concession Stand: Our Lord and Savior Cheesus Christ

I’ll Watch It Later

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2024 75:49


Again with the snacks. This week we pray to a higher God.

Get Us To The Show
Ep 31 - Cheesus Christ!

Get Us To The Show

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2023 41:13


Lewis goes full Walter Kurtz! Clint has a show at Yuk Yuks in Toronto! What could go wrong?

Kite Flying with Mandy & Jenny
A Shakespeare in Time... with Mandy & Jenny #65

Kite Flying with Mandy & Jenny

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2023 27:01


ChatGPT and History: What if there was a time traveling author who wrote all of the other Shakespeare plays after Shakespeare wrote his first play? Learn about that book idea in this episode! Mandy and Jenny also discuss using Jane Austen books for that idea as well, more about the Marion Mystery, and about the Mayor race.  Show Notes: 0:00: Intro  0:50: Greeting 1:00: Who's who 1:40: Marion Mystery  2:10: Beckham Documentary 2:50: Mean on voicemails  3:10: Wrexham Soccer Club chants 3:35: Cowboys football chant   4:20: Marion Mystery continued  6:05: Don't delete text messages  6:40: People have those messages  7:20: Jenny's two topics   7:50: Without Merit by Colleen Hoover  8:20: Break 8:25: About the book 10:05: Cheesus  10:20:  A book Mandy will never write: Shakespeare, time traveling, and ChatGPT 12:00: Jane Austen books  12:55: The Time Traveling author  13:35: If Shakespeare only wrote one play, which would it be? 13:50: Break 14:00: Shakespeare question continued  14:25: Jenny's Shakespeare teacher  15:10: Jenny and Mandy's answers  15:20: Thoughts on the other plays  16:05: How would ChatGPT develop the plays? 16:55: ChatGPT wrote a play for Mandy 18:20: What about one Jane Austen book? 19:05: Elizabeth Bennet set the archetype  19:25: How did she do that? 19:40: Break 19:45: Mayor issue 21:00: Driver License story  21:35: You have to be affiliated to vote in a Primary  22:25: Jenny's voting idea  23:10: Mayor voting 23:20: People should be unaffiliated  24:30: Democratic Party needed to do better  25:00: Find Lily Wu postcard  25:40: Ending  25:55: Outro 

Dave & Mahoney
Cheesus Christ

Dave & Mahoney

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2023 72:32


Show Features: Tipsy or Toddler, Cover Your Ears, and Missed Connection Socials: @DaveandMahoney   Voice Mail: 833-Yo-Dummy   https://www.twitch.tv/daveandmahoney   Additional Content: daveandmahoney.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

House of Bravo
Episode 29: Cheesus Christ (RHOA, RHOC, RHONY, Crappie Lake)

House of Bravo

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2023 50:06


@ema.jones and @agent.of.pluto divulge the juicy astro details behind Sonja's apt title, the Curator of Cock, and uncover Tamra's manipulative tendencies in her quest to stay relevant. The ladies also take a first look at the new RHONY cast with a focus on Bryn's peter pan tendencies and Jenna's calm under pressure hosting #khaki

I'm OK You're OK, I'm Not OK You're Not OK
Episode 304 - Cheesus Crust

I'm OK You're OK, I'm Not OK You're Not OK

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2023 31:18


- DMB hat- strong flavor- Bob goes golfing- sense of humor- creative people- GG Allen- Butthole Surfers- crazy bands- Crust and Cows- memories of the 90's- disassociation- are we fucked?- absurdist comedy- Phil Hartman- thanks daddiesListen to Clint's new album GOING SUPERNOVA on all streaming platforms here:https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/clintwells/going-supernovaIf you would like to purchase a limited edition CD you can send $15 to Clint via PayPal here:Paypal.me/ClintWellsBe sure and include your address! US only!Do you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREONfor access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/im-ok-youre-ok-im-not-ok-youre-not-ok/id1439830994All of our socials can be found by clicking here:http://linktr.ee/iokWrite in to the show here:bobandclint@gmail.com

Eltonabend – der Podcast
#56 expliziter content

Eltonabend – der Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2023 61:06


Manfred Krug hatte genau so viel Appetit wie der schwerste Podcast Deutschlands. Während der Streik an den Jungs spurlos vorübergeht, bewegt Andy Brehme die Gemüter - bzw. seine Frau. Da werden direkt Berechnungen angestellt, wie es mit der ersten Million klappen könnte. Elton schenkt Björn eine Schildkröte, schöne Geste oder Entledigung lästiger Verpflichtungen? Wiedermal gehts ums neue Thema Nummer 1: Fußball. Langsam werden wir doch noch Experten. Weiter geht es mit Roger Waters, Unternehmens-Burrata und Andreas Burrata. Who am I to diss a Brie?! Cheesus. Merch: https://eltonabend.com/products Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/eltonabend/

The Tinsmen Podcast
EP 18 - Cheesus Christ and the Church of Sh!tlist: A Chrissy Pudcast

The Tinsmen Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 114:19


Merry Christmas Tinners! In the first Chrissy Pudcast: Improving trainos and helping out drunk mugs Email signature fuckery Pud Old man chat: Garz is into sourdough, Lawn - Johnsy wants the kids to keep TF off it, Keelz would like his neighbour to make more of an effort with his. What has happened to professional dress standards? Cheese 2022 Wrapped Hit up the link in the Insta Bio for the Tinners online store, get your merch or even buy us a beer. The Church of Shitlist - Coasters vs Condensation, Garage Sales and Online sellers. Mystery Beers Pud Dad Jokes - Way more subtle than usual, you'll have to pay close attention Mystery Beer Pud Jesus Look after each other, reach out if you're struggling and stay safe.   Dad Jokes - Way more subtle than usual, you'll have to pay close attention Mystery Beer Pud Jesus Look after each other, reach out if you're struggling and stay safe.   Spotify, Apple, Google, iHeart Radio and everywhere you get your Podcasts https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook        

Dave & Mahoney
You Need Cheesus

Dave & Mahoney

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2022 83:02


Show Features: Are You Smarter, Tipsy or Toddler, and Missed Connection

Swamp Talk
EP 67 - Cheesus Chrust

Swamp Talk

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2022 77:10


This week we are joined by Cisco & Josh from their own podcast, About An Hour. We talk about Ric Flair, the amount of sesame seeds on buns, fun facts, liquor, a parrot that let a kangaroo loose in Baton Rouge, a near sudden death firework accident that ends in death, a bus driver who found out his gummies contained THC, and so much more! Cisco & Josh's links Spotify | TikTok | Instagram | Twitch | Facebook | YouTube www.swamptalkpodcast.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/swamptalk/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swamptalk/support

Artificial Delirium
Ep. 11 - Cheese Satan & Cheesus Crisp

Artificial Delirium

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 13:11


On this short episode Zaylon and Logan review the origins of Cheese Satan and Cheesus Crisp. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/artificial-delirium/support

Lena & Leon, der Bi & Gay, Queer & LGBT Podcast!
Folge 28: Nudes bearbeiten, Lesbian Cheesus und viel Blah Blah

Lena & Leon, der Bi & Gay, Queer & LGBT Podcast!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 71:56


Hat euch die Folge gefallen? Gebt uns Feedback, folgt uns, empfehlt uns weiter... :D

Kerby’s Disc Golf World
Kerby's Disc Golf World 420 Special A Cheesus Production

Kerby’s Disc Golf World

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2022 54:07


Swiss Cheese and Disc Golf Jesus takeover the Kerby airwaves an discuss all things 420 and disc golf. The guys cover pro disc golfer weed strains, pot or not their guesstimation on if the pro partakes. An wrap up the pod with a professionalize a pothead and Jesus' Top 3.

The Well Seasoned Librarian : A conversation about Food, Food Writing and more.
Erika Kubick (Cheese Sex Death: A Bible for the Cheese Obsessed) The Well Seasoned Librarian Season 5 Episode 18

The Well Seasoned Librarian : A conversation about Food, Food Writing and more.

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 41:13


Bio: Erika Kubick is a Chicago native and the cheesemonger-turned-preacher behind CheeseSexDeath.com, a website devoted to educating, exciting, and empowering cheese sluts everywhere. Through sultry cheese porn and educational church services, Erika converts common cheese lovers into confident connoisseurs and worshippers of Cheesus. Cheese Sex Death: A Bible for the Cheese Obsessed is her début book. Website: https://www.cheesesexdeath.com/ Book: https://www.cheesesexdeath.com/blog/csd-bible ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ This episode is sponsored by Culinary Historians of Northern California, a Bay Area educational group dedicated to the study of food, drink, and culture in human history. To learn more about this organization and their work, please visit their website at www.chnorcal.org If you follow my podcast and enjoy it, I'm on @buymeacoffee. If you like my work, you can buy me a coffee and share your thoughts

No Such Thing As A Fish
410: No Such Thing As A Cheesus Christ

No Such Thing As A Fish

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2022 45:09


Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dogs that escape, robbers who can't escape Detective Cumberbatch, and where best to escape the dreaded 'girlitis'.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Wahlgren & Wistam
364. Cheesus Christ

Wahlgren & Wistam

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2022 56:10


Sexställningar vi borde gilla. Omicron inferno. Torra bullar från soporna blir en kaka Nagellack som byter färg vid kontakt med droger. Sofias man lär sig shuffla och Pernilla sitter i karantän med Benjamin och lyxäter. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Willhouz
Episode 79 - Cheesus Cryce

Willhouz

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 77:58


This week on the show, we wanna let you know that we are NOT disclosing the stolen goods and moneys received from fencing them on our taxes. We ain't telling on ourselves.

Eftermiddag i P3
Under kniven, Cheesus Christ och Alfred Svensson om Folk med ångest

Eftermiddag i P3

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 61:27


Alfred Svensson är kanske mest känd som en del av humorduon Leif & Billy men nu står han på egna ben som en av huvudrollerna i Netflix-serien Folk med ångest, vi snackar med honom om just: ångest. Erik Galli har gjort dokumentärserien Under kniven på SVT om plastikoperationer. Dokumentärserien tar avstamp i hans egna plastikoperationer som han smugit med genom åren. Vi pratar Cheesus Christ! Animefördomar! Bruno Mars! Gingerkids! Emily in Paris ft. Sex and the City! Det virala lejonet! Programledare: Johannes Cakar och Sara Kinberg

Radio Sweden
Royal couple Covid-positive, daily infections at all-time high, charges against ex-CEO of Swedbank, "Cheesus Christ" pizza not blasphemous

Radio Sweden

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 2:31


A round-up of the main headlines on January 4th, 2022. You can hear more reports on our homepage www.radiosweden.se, or in our app Sveriges Radio Play. Presenter: Sujay DuttProducer: Kris Boswell

Le Club & Sommeljj De Podcast
S03E13 Meer dan 50 wijnspijs combi's | Wijnspijs special

Le Club & Sommeljj De Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2021 77:37


Dit was wel echt een feestje om te maken. Dank aan jullie dé luisteraars voor het insturen van als jullie wijnspijs ideeën, wijnen, tips en nog veel meer. Uiteindelijk is het een lijst geworden van wel meer dan 80 gerechten en/of wijnen. Omdat we niet alles konden behandelen zitten er minimaal 50 combi's en vooral heel do's en don'ts wat je vooral wel en niet moet doen. Wij vonden het in ieder geval een feest om te maken, en hebben na aanleiding van deze podcast dan ook gierende honger gekregen. Benieuwd naar de hele lijst? Lees 'm hier: https://leclubdesvins.nl/meer-dan-50-wijnspijscombis/ Ook was er veel vraag naar wat te doen bij verschillende kazen. Wil je hier specifiek meer over weten check dan onze podcast 'I only pray for Cheesus' waarin SommelJJ samen met Bourgondisch LifeStyle dieper ingaat op de wereld van kaas en wijnspijs en hoe je een kaasplank moet opbouwen. Vooral veel luister en kookplezier, en sorry dat het weer zo'n lange podcast is geworden;) PS: Wil je weten hoe je beste koud gerookte zalm maakt check dan dit artikel.

Dork Matters
Dorkelicious

Dork Matters

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 66:54


Ben and Lexi are dorking out about all things food! What gross food combinations bring you the most comfort? If you had one last meal before the great beyond - what would you eat? What does a latch key eat when they are too afraid to use the stove? Listen in as they dork out with their forks out. SHOW NOTES:We are talking food BUT safety first - here is a helpful video on how to save yourself from choking on food if you are alone!Lexi's Last Meal:Yam fries and miso gravy from the Coup Caesar salad from Lexi's mom "Pseudo"  Lasagna , again from Lexi's mom Mocha Cake from Glamorgan Bakery Ben's Last Meal: Fancy pants Shepard's pie NOT cottage pie  (maybe some gravy or ketchup) Disgusting Food We Love:Spoonfuls of ice tea mix, straight up Saltine crackers  with peanut butter and chocolate chips (sad snacks) Saltines with pb & j Saltines with  margarine Christmas Crack (saltine recipe): https://www.littlesweetbaker.com/christmas-crack-saltine-cracker-toffee/Marble cheese, pasta sauce and crackers (saltines, Breton crackers, Ritz crackers or Stone Wheat Thins)White pasta, Zesty Italian salad dressing and A LOT of parmesan (sprinkle)   cheese...like a lot The Dylan special, the Pregnant woman wrap - whole wheat pita, sauerkraut, nut butter (not a sweet one) and  lacinato kale Imitation crab and melted butter OR wasabi OR a sriracha mayo Just melted cheese out of a bowl Maybe not gross food? Brie covered in butter, brown sugar and maple syrup and then wrapped in puff pastry Brie covered in Kahlua and then melt and eat with crackersBrie and raspberry jamCottage cheese and raspberry jam  Door Dash or Skip the Dishes Go To Order: Vietnamese  food is the winner! Subs or anything with noodles (Jess agrees!)Strangest Food  We Have TriedLexi will eat pineapple but only on pizza but will NEVER eat pineapple on its own. Pineapple is gross.  Ben ate a kangaroo , frog and crocodile We talked about:Jordan Witzel's beloved Glamorgan Cheese bun Halloween costume from 2020. Can't make this stuff up folks Luke's Drug MartBlack Foot Crossing Historical Park Calvin and Hobbes If you have gross food for our dork cook book, send those recipes in! Especially SALTINE CRACKER recipesTayce and Heniz beansCommunity Natural FoodsByblos Bakery and Lake View Bakery Wheat Crunch Lexi can only eat cheese pizza pops when she is sick  Let's get going with that lab grown meat!People who are allergic to shellfish might also be allergic to bugs Lexi alluded to the Queasy Bake oven Would you eat lab grown extinct animals? What about human lab grown meat? Lexi ate at Yamazato Restaurant in Amsterdam and it was amazing The Lucca Comics and Games festival Scoma's Restaurant  Ben would travel back to France for the food  and wants to visit Japan for a good noodle house Lexi would travel to Korea for the food  and wants to go back to the Netherlands  for foodRed Fish Blue Fish Mango Rash - it is real Grizzly House in Banff Man  has leg amputated and friends eat it Wendigo  BONUS CONTENT:Amazing producer Jess says:Jess' last meal:  avocado rolls. They are the perfect food and absolutely the last thing I would want to taste before the grand exitJess' disgusting food :  cheddar cheese on tortilla chips, you can't put anything else on them it needs to be just grated cheese (slices if you're feeling really lazy) on plain ass tortilla chipsFun fact: engineered meat grows better in space so we could potentially have like satellite labs sometime in the future when commercial space flight becomes more viableSOCIALS:Here's where you can find us!Lexi's website and twitter and instagramBen's website and instagram and where to buy his book: Amazon.ca / Comixology / Ind!go / Renegade ArtsDork Matter's website(WIP) and twitter and instagramIf you're enjoying Dork Matters, we'd really appreciate a nice rating and review on Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your pods. It would very much help us get this show to the other dorks out there"I was that I was skinnier, but I love sandwiches"-  Hobo Johnson TranscriptLexi  I knew someone once, who grabbed a bag of chips and was eating the chips and, like, absent-mindedly just snacking away, as one does with chips,  and he said that he was eating the flavoring at the bottom when he finally looked into the bag and realized it was just filled with, like, maggots at the bottom. Like, something had obviously gotten in and he was like, "I don't actually know how many maggots I ate."Ben  I'm literally gonna throw up. That's... I can't handle maggots. Lexi  I can't remember what type of chip it was.Ben  Apparently something that looked and felt like maggots because think about it. A chip and a maggot are not in the same realm of--Lexi  Yeah.Ben  --you know, feel or texture when chewed. [chuckles]Lexi  But, doesn't it also tell you like the state of mind of a person sometimes, when they're eating where they're just like absolutely snacking? Like, they never actually think to themselves.Ben  I mean, I think that's just how I eat. [both laugh] That's just my way of eating.Lexi  You just come to you when the food's gone.Ben  Oh, unless it was Cheezies. Then, maybe. Like, a Hawkins Cheezie, but even still, you're eating a maggot. They squirm and they're squishy.Lexi  Look what I found today. I hope you're excited about it. It is...Ben  Oh, Wheat Crunch!Lexi  Yeah.Ben  Shit. Is that an Alberta-centric thing?Lexi  I don't even know if it's like popular outside of Calgary. Ben  I forgot that those even existed. Lexi  Well, I was in line at Canadian Tire, and I was like, "What the shit?!" and I bought, like, five, and then there's a big thing on the packaging saying, "You can order online," and I was like, "I will."Ben  Holy shit. I'm gonna order some too. Every kid had those in their lunchboxes here. Lexi  Yes. And then, just one day they were gone. Like, and no one said anything. They were just gone, and we just carried on with our lives like nothing happened. Ben  They were just gone, like Hickory Sticks which also exist, still.Lexi  That's-- that's shocking to me, but I really feel like Hickory Sticks are a good bang for your buck. Like, the bag is never ending. Ben  It does feel like it was more full than other chips. Lexi  Oh, yeah.Ben  It was a good choice from the vending machine, and it was also usually like a quarter less.Lexi  Mm-hmm, 75 cents or something. Ben  Yeah, yeah, exactly. Let's see. Food stores. What do I got? I've got when I almost killed myself by breaking the tab off of a pop can that I was drinking, dropping it into the can.Lexi  Oh, and then did you choke?Ben  And then, forgetting I put it in there. I drank it. I didn't choke. It went into my esophagus, perforated my esophagus. [Lexi gasps] I didn't think much of it. I was just like, "Oh crap. I'm gonna have to deal with that." Worked the rest of the day [Lexi chuckles] at this warehouse job I was working. Lexi  [laughs] My god.Ben  I finally got home and was like, "Crap. I think I need to go to the hospital," so I called my dad. He took me, and yeah, I'd perforated my esophagus. It was like, letting air into [Lexi gasps] and I'm just giving you what I remember. I was pretty drugged at the time, but the explanation I remember was that it had perforated my esophagus and was letting air into the areas around my heart so every time I was breathing, more air was getting in and crushing my heart, so I was just in immense pain. Lexi  Holy shit. Ben  Yeah, sort of like, out of it at one point, and going through surgeries and stuff, and they're asking me like, "On 1 to 10, what's your pain?" and I'm like, "I don't know. 13." [Lexi laughs] And then I got, like, morphine to high hell, and I was more or less out of it for nearly two weeks, like, just recovering--Lexi  Wow.Ben  --drugged out so that I wasn't awake on an IV drip. So I wasn't eating or drinking.Lexi  Holy.Ben  I was 18. It was a real fucked-up situation. Lexi  Wow. I think yours is better than maggots. Ben  What else do I got? Wait. I got two more. I'll do 'em quick, rapid fire. We were in Bermuda - Fiona and I, for like my first ever real vacation - and at one point, I bit a "tor-till-a" chip the wrong way or "tor-tee-ya" chip the wrong way and sliced my gum in the front here. Lexi  Yep, that'll happen.Ben  Had to get a gum graft.Lexi  That... Didn't know that was a thing. That's gross. Ben  It was so bad. Yeah, so you can get gum from what they call the tissue bank or the donor bank, so what I ended up having put into my mouth [Lexi laughs heartily] is a slight piece of somebody else's, like, jawbone. So they cut it open, they fold over the flaps, they drill into my jaw a little bit and then place this tiny piece of, like, bone with, like, gum tissue on it in there, and then let it grow up and stitch it into where it should be. And then, it just becomes part of me, and my personality changed after that.Lexi  Well, I was gonna say, "Did your taste change?" Were you like, "All of a sudden, I like mango"?Ben  Everything about me changed and I remembered dark crimes that I don't remember committing.Lexi  Well, obviously, my next question is, "Was this from a dead person or a living person?"Ben  Oh, it's definitely from a dead person. Lexi  Eugh! Ben  From what I understand, the donor bank is not from living people, so they just have a bank filled of tissue that's been donated. I could be wrong, but that's what the dentist told me. [laughs]Lexi  Well, I'm not sleeping tonight. That's... Wow.Ben  Last story is I used to have a huge gap in the front of my teeth. It was before you knew me, before I got braces, and my party trick was eating mashed potatoes and shooting them out like a playdough machine. Lexi  Oh, god.Ben  Just a long stream of mashed potatoes coming from between my teeth.Lexi  Speaking of food party tricks, I'm gonna send you a video and we'll see if we can put it on Instagram or Twitter or something, of me shotgunning a cupcake at a party once, because I had just come from work and I was all fancy, and they had mini cupcakes and I remember saying to Tim Belliveau, "I could eat this in one bite," and he was like, "Nah." And so the video is me just like deepthroating this cupcake and everyone cheering for me. Just, you know--Ben  College.Lexi  --like a person without food issues.Ben  Yeah, and if you haven't guessed, we're talking about food tonight. Welcome to Dork Matters. [theme music "Dance" by YABRA plays] Voiceover  [echoing] Dork Matters.Ben  Hello and welcome to Dork Matters, the show that is created by some dorks for all of you dorks out there, with dork content, ready to roll, and you might be wondering, "What's dork content?" and it's everything that matters to dorks.Lexi  It's whatever we say it is. Ben  [laughs] Whatever. We're dorks, and so if we wanna talk about it, it's a dork matter. [mystical electronic tone] You get it? You get it, right?Lexi  Yep.Ben  That's the name.Lexi  They get it. Ben  Yeah. I am your Doofus Dork, Ben Rankel, and with me, as per always, is...Lexi  Your Thrown-Off Dork. You always introduce yourself as Dad Dork. Now I'm like, "Well, am I the Dad Dork now?"Ben  I know. I've been thinking it and I thought, "If Lexi can change what kind of dork she is, I wanna be a different dork sometimes." [Lexi laughs]Lexi  Um, I am your Gourmand, Gourmet Dork. I had to look up the difference between those.Ben  Okay, record scratch. [scratching record, DJ-style] Gourmand and gourmet?Lexi  Yeah. Ben  Oh, and what is the difference?Lexi  A gourmet-- oh, that's what I was gonna tell you. Okay. There's a whole story. So, a gourmet is someone who likes you know, like the quality of food, so it's a quality over quantity, and a gourmand is quantity over quality, so they like to eat a lot.Ben  Wow, I just assumed they're completely different words that had, you know, like, maybe gourmet refer to the food, and a gourmand was the person who made it, but that's cool. I didn't realize they were kind of diametrically opposed.Lexi  They're polar opposites. I read this collection of, like, mixed-up fairy tales written for adults, and there was a story of a gourmet and a gourmand who lived together and basically, their obsession with food killed them because the gourmet eventually starves to death because no food is good enough, and the gourmand eats himself to death. Ben  So, kind of an opposite of the Jack Spratt situation. Lexi  Yes. Yeah. Ben  So you were a gourmand or a gourmet?Lexi  A little bit of both. I like to eat a little bit of a lot.Ben  Yeah, I feel the same.Lexi  Or a lot of a little bit. I don't know.Ben  A lot of a little.Lexi  I like high quality, but I like small bits of it. Like, I'm the type of person that I'll go to a restaurant and wanna have, like, just appetizers for dinner instead of like a full meal. Ben  So you could do a charcuterie dinner or a...Lexi  Oh, I love charcuterie. That's like my go-to meal.Ben  A "crud-ite" dinner.Lexi  Love it. Crudité.Ben  "Croo-deh-tah". Lexi  That's-- I've always wanted to go to Spain because of an Anthony Bourdain--Ben  RIP.Lexi  --episode where they're in Spain and they basically just, like, go from restaurant to restaurant, like, because, if you order booze, they just keep bringing you tapas--Ben  Mmm.Lexi  --and it's like, yeah. So, as long as you're buying a drink, you get free food, and so the type of drink that you get tells you the type of food that you're gonna get, so if you're gonna get a glass of wine, it might be, like, cheese and olives, or if you get a beer, it might be... I don't know, like bread and something or other. So that's-- that's the life for me right there.Ben  So just get hammered and keep eating. That sounds lovely.Lexi  Well, just like little-- little snacks. Little snacks throughout the evening. That's my go-to.Ben  That's your go-to. Skip dinner. Just eat snacks all night.Lexi  I'm a snack person.Ben  I mean, I'm a snack person too, but I still eat dinner, and that is the problem. [both laugh]Lexi  Oh, this isn't my dinner. This is just my pre-dinner snack. [chuckles]Ben  Okay, well, like, this brings us to a good place to chat which is, you know, exactly that, what kind of snacker you are, and I think I am both a bored snacker, and also a, what is it called? Like, grazer? I just wanna put things in my mouth if I'm trying to keep my mind occupied on something else. I guess what I'm saying is, I have every possible reason to continue eating and I think it shows. [Lexi laughs]Lexi  I've been trying to eat, like, just at my meals instead of grazing all day because that's a slippery slope. Ben  Mm-hmm.Lexi  But, man, there are... Low-calorie food is garbage, except for BOOMCHICKAPOP. That stuff is amazing.Ben  Yeah. Popcorn's great as a snack. You can just eat as much as you want of it. I think we should probably lay down some ground rules since we are talking about food. We are not looking to shame anybody's body types. We have our own body types. I have previously described mine as being pancake batter in a Ziploc bag. [Lexi laughs] And that's not what we're gonna do, so if we're talking a little bit, and we're hitting some stuff like talking about body type, or the way we eat and stuff, we're just discussing food for the love of food and--Lexi  YeahBen  --and our own issues with how we approach it, and we are not looking to give anybody a vibe or, you know, make anyone feel bad about their approach to food. You love to eat? Eat as much as you want. Do what you gotta do. Lexi  Yeah, this is a celebration. Ben  Do what makes you happy. A celebration of food. Lexi  We're celebrating food, and I'd like to also say, a celebration of local food, because I think, sometimes, people have this image of Alberta being like, "Ah, you all like beef out there." I'm like, "Yeah, but there's also lots of really amazing other food here," so this is a celebration of all things food, today.Ben  I love it. I love food. Where do we go from here? What is your favorite food? Let's talk about it.Lexi  Ooh. Okay, so I have two different favorite foods, and there's like, my favorite meal. Like, if I was gonna have, like, one last meal, what I would cook, and then there's like my secret gross foods that I think people, like if they hear me, they're like, "That's disgusting. I'm gonna go home and try it just to make sure."Ben  Okay, I think we have to do this through different categories here. Lexi  Yeah.Ben  I want, first, last meal. What would you eat? What would be the last thing? You have finally done it. You have-- you've committed that crime that you've been considering for so long. [Lexi laughs] You finally decided it was time, and you got caught. You were sloppy. You weren't good at the crime. You thought about it a lot, but not how to execute it. Poor choice. So you're caught now. You're on death row, in the US, I guess, 'cause we don't fuck with that here.Lexi  Yeah, we don't execute people in Canada.Ben  So yeah, [chuckling] you've moved to the US at some point to commit this crime. [Lexi laughs] This crime of passion, I assume, and yeah, you're on death row. Last meal, what is it?Lexi  Okay, I thought about this a lot. First of all, I was actually going through my cookbooks to decide [chuckling] which my meal would be.Ben  Oh, that's great. Lexi  And I think my appetizer for my last meal would be the yam fries and miso gravy from The Coup, which is a local vegetarian restaurant here in Calgary, and they released this cookbook of their vegetarian food, like years ago - they probably have a newer one - but I bought it specifically to get their miso gravy recipe, and it's the one fucking thing they don't have the whole book, so that pissed me off. But, I have cooked almost every single thing in here, and I would say, that would be my appetizer of my last meal. Ben  Okay.Lexi  It's delicious. Yam wedges with delicious warm miso gravy. So good. Then, I would have my mom's Caesar salad 'cause she makes it just so delicious.Ben  What does your mom do that's different?Lexi  Um, she makes a dressing from scratch, and she gets, like, these really high-quality anchovies, and like mushes them into a paste with a mortar and pestle.Ben  Oh, my god. I want your mom's Caesar now. Lexi  Oh, I'll bring it for you. It's so good. Like, she makes a vat of it.Ben  I love anchovies.Lexi  Oh my god. It's my favorite. And she just puts like a shit-ton of lemon juice in it. It's just so, so refreshing and delicious. So, I would have my mom's Caesar salad, and then, in the old Lexi household, my mom is an amazing cook. She, like, she was a Home Ec teacher a million years ago. I mean, 10 years ago, 'cause she's so young and vibrant.Ben  [laughs] Does your mom listen to this?Lexi  No, but you know, I wanna be respectful. She's, you know...Ben  Sure yeah.Lexi  She's a young babe. But she just-- she's such an incredible cook. But, I love lasagna, but lasagna takes 8 million years to make, so she makes something called "pseudo-lasagna", which is just what we called it, where it's like a ziti, like a stovetop-- you just put noodles and sauce and cheese and meat and shit in a pot. Ben  Yeah, yeah.Lexi  And that's my favorite 'cause she lets the sauce sit for just hours. It's so, so delicious, so I'd have that, and then, as my final dessert, I would have a really nice coffee 'cause I like a good coffee, and then I would have mocha cake from the Glamorgan Bakery.Ben  Wow, you're just pulling out all the locals here. Lexi  'Cause they're so good! Okay, if no one knows about Glamorgan Bakery, I almost don't wanna tell you because it's so popular.Ben  This is a good time to let you know that most of our listeners aren't in our city or even our country. Lexi  That's why I have to explain it to them. Okay, so American listeners, because apparently that's where a lot of you are, and Western Australia--Ben  And the UK and Sweden. Welcome. Lexi  Yeah, welcome foreign--Ben  Dignitaries.Lexi  --outside people. We love you. [both laugh]Lexi  Four of the best--Ben  Yeah.Lexi  There's this bakery and it is-- like, it hasn't changed from, like, I'm gonna say 1965. Like, it is dingy inside, but my god, they make the best food, and they're known for a cheese bun to the point that, like, a local weatherman, as his Halloween costume, dressed up as a cheese bun one year for Halloween.Ben  We have a sort of, hip... It's a drug mart/grocery/record store/...Lexi  Ice cream dispensary?Ben  Post office/ice cream place/coffee shop called Luke's in our city, and their big announcement recently was that they're carrying now Glamorgan Bakery cheese buns for those in the know.Lexi  That shit, like it sells out.Ben  So you have to get there early and pick those up.Lexi  That's what I ask for, for my birthday every year, is cheese buns. My mom just goes and buys me like a couple of bags of cheese buns 'cause they freeze well.Ben  That's pretty cool. I have now decided I'm gonna take my son to a bakery tomorrow morning. [chuckling]Lexi  You know what the great thing is? You can try some mocha cake because they have-- they're not even pieces of cake that you can buy individually. They just have, like-- they're like bite-size, brownie-sized pieces of cake so you just a little bit.Ben  Nice. Just cake bites. Lovely. And that rounds out the meal.Lexi  Yeah, that's my meal. That's my meal of, "I'm about to die."Ben  And now you're dead. Lexi  Yep, now I'm dead, probably from all the cholesterol.Ben  Oh, who do you have come in to redo your last rites? What-- what religion?Lexi  I was raised Protestant. I couldn't tell you which kind. Um, the sarcastic Protestants? Which one is that? I don't know.Ben  I mean, sure. Yeah. No, I am familiar with them, myself. My dad was Protestant, my mom was Baptist, and I am nothin'.Lexi  Yeah, I'm nothin'. I think I'd probably have like-- I'd say goodbye to John. Ben  Will Shortz. Lexi  Maybe-- you know what I would do is I would have Ashley Shaw come read to me from the book of "The Flying Spaghetti Monster". Ben  Oh, nice.Lexi  Just because I'd wanna say goodbye to her because I think she'd be like, "Nah, you're fine. You got this." Ben  Yeah, yeah.Lexi  "You'll be okay."Ben  Hey, get back to us. Let us know what's on the other side. And now you're dead. Sorry about that.Lexi  Yeah. Get out of there. What about you?Ben  [chuckles] I'll keep it simple. I would have shepherd's pie. I don't know from where exactly or exactly whose, but it would be some form of shepherd's pie, maybe the most expensive one I could find, like Wagyu beef or something. So, like, yeah. I just want a nice comforting--Lexi  I was gonna ask, like, "Are you a lamb person?"Ben  Yeah, ah, right. So we should get into, just very briefly, the difference between shepherd's pie and cottage pie, which is the meat that you use, and not everyone knows that, and it also, I don't think matters anymore. Just call it all shepherd's pie. Who cares? It's all shepherd's pie. But yeah, I'm into lamb. I'm into turkey ones. I'm into beef. I think the layering of the meat and the vegetables, and the mashed potatoes is just the most magical combination. You get one slice of that and it's a full, proper meal all on its own. It's so fucking comforting. That would be a way I could say goodbye to the world is with a big piece of well-made shepherd's pie. Little bits of gravy. Lexi  Do you put ketchup on it?Ben  I have been known to put ketchup on it. I'm not-- I'm not above that. I generally think a good shepherd's pie can, you know, stand on its own with just gravy, but if you wanna throw ketchup on there, do it. If you want some of that sugary tomato jam, go for it.Lexi  My grandma used to make a shepherd's pie, but instead of mashed potatoes, she would make dumplings and put them on top. Ben  Mmm. Like, biscuit dumplings?Lexi  Yeah, but like not... I don't even know how to describe it because they were more doughy than bready.Ben  Yeah, yeah, just like a proper, actual, like the soup dumpling or something, your sort of Pan-Euro, North American food. I get you.Lexi  So, my mom's side of the family is Scottish, and there're all these like, kind of, nuanced, like, little bits of like Scottish history in the food that has been, like, bastardized by Canadian... As like-- probably all of Canada's just like a bastardization of where we've all come from, unless you're indigenous, and then you're the true people of Canada.Ben  That's not sarcastic. We both actually firmly believe that. Lexi  [chuckling] Yeah, we firmly believe that.Ben  We are colonial settlers that are doing our best to figure that shit out, and, yeah. Yeah, that's an interesting thing that I don't think we're maybe prepared to talk about, but it's interesting to at least bring up is sort of the idea of North American indigenous foods from different tribes and stuff like that, and different nations, and, sort of, also how it was informed by the way they were treated by European colonialists, and, like, making certain foods and dishes that became sort of synonymous with different nations, based on the food products they had available from a government that was basically trying to kill them, in Canada, specifically, starve them out. So that's interesting, and it'd be cool to talk about that someday, but today is not that day. But, god, there is such a great history of food with the different nations in this territory.Lexi  So there's this place called Blackfoot Crossing, which is this historical museum in southern Alberta, which is just south of Cluny, and it is this amazing, beautiful cultural center, and I highly recommend everybody go there, especially because the cafeteria, the last time I was there, they had-- I think it was bison burgers on fry bread, and it-- I can still taste it. It was so amazing. Just the fry bread was absolutely incredible, so if ever you are in southern Alberta... People come from all over the world to go to Banff, which is awesome, but if you're in Alberta, do yourself a favor, and head out to Blackfoot Crossing and see the amazing center there, and eat the food.Ben  Yeah. Good tip. Good travel tip. Next. I love it. Let's keep going. What are we talking about next? We're both dead now from eating delicious food. Okay, what's the thing that you eat that you think is absolutely disgusting and vile that nobody else would like?Lexi  Your gross food.Ben  It doesn't have to be elaborate. It could just be a snack or something weird. Like, maybe you scoop, powdered iced tea by the teaspoon and just shove in your mouth. Lexi  Is that? Is that what you do?Ben  I'm not saying I've done that. I don't do that. I may have done that in the past. I don't currently do that. I am an adult, and I don't have to tell you.Lexi  [laughs] "Look, and I don't wanna talk about it anymore." [laughs]Ben  It might have been something I did as a younger person. [chuckles]Lexi  I think that I have like four, and two of them are just like, "Oh, are you an adult or are you eight?" and then the other two, I think, are like more legitimately gross, but I'm like, "This is my comfort food."Ben  Okay. I came with one, but I'm really curious to see if I get inspired by any of yours, so let's hit 'em.Lexi  Okay.Ben  Rapid fire. Lexi  We'll start with the not-so-gross one. I love a good saltine cracker. Actually, growing up, I would go-- No, no, no. I'm not done yet. You put shit on the saltine. It's not just the cracker.Ben  Okay. For the listeners, I made a bit of a motion and facial expression that suggested that there was nothing weird about eating a saltine cracker. Lexi  No.Ben  Except that it's basic and boring. [chuckles] There's nothing wrong with it.Lexi  My grandma used to put margarine on the saltine crackers for me. She'd be like, "Ah, here you go." Okay, but not that.Ben  All right.Lexi  So, a saltine cracker with just tons of peanut butter and then chocolate chips. That's like my, "I'm sad, and I wanna eat something."Ben  I like that. Lexi  It's so good.Ben  I don't think that's gross. I'm with you. I used to make little sandwiches out of peanut butter and jam on saltine crackers, and I'd make a whole plate of them, just a little tray when I was a kid, still living at home, and it was just like my beautiful little snack, and I was gonna munch those while I watched a cartoon or something. Lexi  Those are my Calvin and Hobbes snacks. Like, while I was reading the comics, I would eat my chocolate peanut butter saltines. Num-num-num-num. So delicious.Ben  I love it. I think it's beautiful, and I don't think it's gross. I'm passing judgment on your choices.Lexi  We should make the food and then do, like, a little photoshoot for everybody. Mm-hmm.Ben  We should. We can make a shitty cookbook. Lexi  So, number two, and this is my sister. I'm calling out Megan because she and I used to do this together. 'Cause my parents both worked, like, serious-people, adult jobs when we were growing up, and so, we would have to, like, cook food for ourselves all the time, but we were like gross teenagers.Ben  Were you a proverbial latchkey kid?Lexi  Yes. 100% So we would be like, "I don't know. What are we gonna eat?" So here's what you eat, is you grate some marble cheese, okay? Just the Co-op-brand marble cheese into a giant pile, put it in a little bowl, and then pour pasta sauce right out of the jar, right on top of it. Ben  Whoa.Lexi  Now you're gonna microwave that bad boy.Ben  Wow. I was-- I thought I knew where this was going, and it was to the microwave.Lexi  It's to the microwave because that's how latchkey kids cook.Ben  I did not ever put pizza sauce on my-- or tomato sauce, or pasta sauce on my cheese though. I would microwave it and just eat it and it was always that big block from Co-op.Lexi  Oh yeah, the big block from Co-op but then-- so then you have like a cheesy tomato-ey mess, and then you eat it, again with the saltines or Ritz crackers, Breton crackers or Stoned Wheat Thins. Any type of cracker will do.Ben  Ooh! Somebody was fancy with their four types of crackers.Lexi  I like a charcuterie. I don't know.Ben  We should try to get a saltine sponsorship from Nabisco or whoever, or Mr. Christie, whoever the fuck--Lexi  Oh, my god. Yes.Ben  Yeah. Let's do a photoshoot of...Lexi  [laughing] Of our saltine crackers. Ben  Yeah, I'm not joking.Lexi  Ooh, all the different ways you can use a saltine.Ben  And also, if you're listening to this and you have a great saltine cracker recipe, I want you to 100% message us on social media or email us. We want those recipes. I will, at the very least, talk about them or make a list that we share in show notes or something, someday, But yeah, I, 100%, mean it. We're gonna make ourselves a mini little saltine cracker cookbook.Lexi  We're doing it. There was this drag queen that was on RuPaul's Drag Race UK, and all she did the entire season was talk about how much she loves Heinz beans on toast, and sure enough, Heinz decides to sponsor her, and she gets a lifetime supply of canned beans. And she made a comment of like, "This was the plan all along," and so... saltine crackers, nothing can be better than a saltine. Hey, Ben...Ben  We need to be very clear about which brand of saltine cracker we want. [Lexi laughs] The one in the red box. Ben  Yeah, yeah. I think that's Mr. Christie.Lexi  Is that it?Ben  I'm gonna double check.Lexi  We want this delicious, small saltines. They're delicious in a soup. You can have them as a dessert.Ben  You get four giant pillars of them in one red box, and if you're having chicken noodle soup, you crush up half of the package, [Lexi laughs] dump it in till it's just-- it's just a fucking swamp in your bowl and then eat that shit.Lexi  So, more like a stew by the time...Ben  Yeah, a saltine and chicken stew. Yeah, it's Christie's.Lexi  I like to put it in Campbell's-- like, probably their chowders. Delicious. Where it's less soup than it is sludge by the time you have, like, 10 crackers in there.Ben  Yeah. I want some more. Hit me with your next gross one.Lexi  Okay. This is maybe not as gross, but it makes me feel like a toddler every time I eat it, but this is my go-to. I'm having a bad day. I just wanna feel nostalgia. I will boil up a bunch of pasta and then it has to be zesty Italian salad dressing.Ben  Oh, that is weird. I've never heard that one. Lexi  And then I just pour it all over the pasta and then just absolute boatloads of Parmesan cheese.Ben   I'm not even sure I think any of these are gross yet. I think they're all very college.Lexi  I think they're disgusting.Ben  I think they're absolutely like,  "I'm 18 and living on my own for the first time," but... [Lexi laughs]Lexi  I shame-eat the pasta thing. Like, John hates cheese, and so, first of all, he thinks that parmesan, or as I like to call it, sprinkle cheese--Ben  Jesus.Lexi  He thinks it's disgusting.Ben  The stuff that comes out of the can from Kraft? Lexi  Yes. Ben  Yeah, that's not cheese.Lexi  The stuff that... No, it's powdered foot?Ben  I don't know. Probably-- no, it's yes. Powdered, like, you know the stuff you scrape off your feet? The bunions or the whatever, the hard part?Lexi  Yes.Ben  Just put it into a jar. They collect it, and then you shake.Lexi  Then, I eat it.Ben  Smells about the same. [Lexi chuckles] Lexi  That is my go-to.Ben  Now we made it gross.Lexi  Okay, okay, and so--Ben  I love it. It's delicious. Lexi  This is my ultimate gross one, and I have to say, so a good friend of mine is-- he's a produce person at Community Natural Foods, here in Calgary, which is kind of like our version of Whole Foods, I guess you could say.Ben  It's the closest we get. Whole Foods has never really executed on opening a store in our city for some reason. Lexi  I thought they did have one here. Ben  They have had a couple that were supposed to open, and it never ended up happening. Maybe they saw what happened to Krispy Kreme and Target here.Lexi  Or Target, yeah.Ben  Decided they couldn't take that risk.Lexi  I would like to say that I tried my best to keep Target open. I feel like I single-handedly kept a store open here but I mean, there's only so many socks you can buy.Ben  Bright pink. The women's section was where I liked to buy all my socks for a long time, and I do miss it.Ben  Let's keep it local and alienate all our listeners. Go to Byblos Bakery here in Calgary to get your pitas.Lexi  Yeah, I liked the socks there, and pajamas. Oh, I miss Target. Anyway, so my friend Dylan, he is an incredible cook, and so, anytime he's like, "This is a great food combination," I just trust him because everything he's ever made has been absolutely delicious. So one day, he's like, "Just stay with me. It's gonna sound disgusting, but it's so good." So you get a pita, like a whole wheat pita that's like maybe the size of your face. Like, a large one.Lexi  [laughs] Or Lakeview.Ben  Eh, I feel like Byblos is a little more Calgary.Lexi  The gluten-free option. Okay, now we're just arguing about neighborhoods. Anyway. Ben  Good, good podcast. [Lexi laughs]Lexi  It's so accessible to people.Ben  [chuckling] Listen to Lexi and Ben argue about Calgary communities. That's what you came here for, folks. Okay. You get your pita.Lexi  Yeah. Your whole wheat pita and then some type of nut butter, and it can't be sweet. It can't be like a sweet peanut butter. It has to--Ben  Can we stop for just a quick second and appreciate the term "nut butter"?Lexi  Yeah. It's-- it could be an almond.Ben  Let's just sit there for a second.Lexi  [not pausing] It could be cashew.Ben  It's funny. You can't-- you can't say nut butter in a conversation and not just stop to appreciate how funny it sounds. Lexi  You've never worked in an organic food store before because that sentence comes up a lot. [chuckles]Ben  And you don't snicker every single time? Lexi  No, I'm like, "What type of nut butter do you use the most?" [Ben laughs]Ben  Nut butter. [laughs] Maybe you just need somebody more immature around to help you appreciate how silly it sounds.Lexi  Well, it's like truffle butter or whatever that thing. You know what? Okay, so you take a nut butter and a not-sweet one. [Ben laughs] Ben  I can't stop.Lexi  While Ben can't stop giggling, I'm just gonna go on with the recipe 'cause it is delicious. So I, personally, like an almond nut butter, [Ben continues laughing] but, I mean, like you do you. You can use a peanut or cashew.Ben  [stifling laughter] Yeah.Lexi  It just can't be sweet.Ben  [laughing] So, you don't want a sweet nut butter. Is it salty? [still laughing] Lexi  Apparently, in some parts of the world, you can get a spicy nut butter. [Ben laughs heartily] [Lexi, unlaughing] Like, a savory or like a spicy. Ben  [laughing] I'm sorry. I'm gonna actually die. Lexi  [unlaughing] Yeah, Ben's having a cry right now.Ben  Oh, Jesus.Lexi  We're adults here, folks. We like to keep it above board.Ben  [laughing] Okay, you've got your peanut or your nut butter, spicy, apparently.Lexi  [unlaughing] Well, I like just a plain one, like almonds.Ben  [stifling laughter] Okay, okay, okay. I'm good. I've got this.Lexi  So, you got your whole wheat pita, the almond butter, we'll just say, so Ben doesn't peel off into more laughter.Ben  I appreciate it. Thank you. [laughs]Lexi  And then you need kale, like, a dark leafy green like "laciento", "lacento"?Ben  You lost me.Lexi  A dark kale, like dinosaur kale, like a really dark green, and then sauerkraut, like, from the jar.Ben  This is... This is a crime. You just committed a crime.Lexi  It's so good, and then you wrap that bitch up. Ben  This is what you went to death row for. Canada brought it back and put you on it for this crime against culinary...Lexi  Dylan would not steer me wrong. And so, one day he said it and I was like, "That's disgusting," and another guy that I worked with was like, "Nah, I'm doing it," 'cause Dylan has never made a bad meal, and he made it, and was like, "This is legit delicious," and so every so often I make it and I call it, like, my "pregnant woman wrap", and it is so delicious. Sauerkraut, kale, pita, nut butter. Delicious.Ben  Okay, what we're gonna do at some point, along with our saltine cracker recipe, mini recipe book PDF that we're gonna put out for you all, complete with photos, is we're gonna make some sort of small video where Lexi makes me this god-awful, disgusting-sounding thing, and I will put it in my mouth, and we'll see what happens. We will film that reaction.Lexi  And then, when he loves it, I will accept his praise and his apology for giggling like a wee child.Ben  Wait. Why do I have to apologize? That was about nut butter. [laughs] Just said it sounded gross, and you brought it here to me.Lexi  No, you said that I was gonna die because the food was so gross. Ben  Yeah, I did say you committed a crime.Lexi  You just said I deserve death. What's your gross food now?Ben  I don't even know if I have anything anywhere near as bad as yours. Now all of my snacks seem pretty normal. I guess the grossest one is I'll get imitation crab. Lexi  Okay.Ben  Alaskan Pollock, and I'll break it up into a bowl and put like a pat of butter on it. Lexi  Oh.Ben  And melt it and just eat that. Lexi  [pauses] Okay.Ben  It's like eating butter crab, right. Like, I can't eat that. I'm allergic to shellfish, but it's still sort of gross when you think about the idea of just like taking a chunk of butter out of the fridge and putting it on top of imitation crab and microwaving it.Lexi  When we were in college, when we would have, like, late nights out at the old Art Hotel, which was the pub.Ben  You mean the Fart Hotel? [laughs]Lexi  The Fart Hotel 'cause it was the pub called The Art Hole.Ben  The Fart Hole.Lexi  Anyway, you know, you can see how a couple, you know, beautifully-drawn letters...Ben  Graffitied letters.Lexi  Yeah, I would go home, and I was like, "I need something in my stomach to help me you know, not be inebriated."Ben  Yeah, yeah. Lexi  And all-- my mom would just buy me packages of imitation crab at Costco. I lived at home during college, and I would just stand there with the fridge door open and just eat like half a package of imitation crab after a night out.Ben  It's so good. Lexi  It's so good.Ben  Did you ever melt butter on it?Lexi  No. I would dip it in wasabi. Ben  Oh, that's even better. Shit. I'm putting imitation crab on my grocery list. This episode's making me hungry. Lexi  Oh, you know what you get, is a spicy Sriracha mayo.Ben  Ohh, that sounds good. It's like an aioli. Lexi  Yeah. Ben  [laughs] Please write us to let us know what you think of our food choices. [Lexi laughs]Lexi  We are not high right now, also.Ben  [laughing] Oh, my god. I wish. What did I choose? I think that's the grossest thing I got. I can't think of anything else.Lexi  That's weak. I'm ashamed.Ben  I'm sorry. I'm trying, but when I was a kid, I would take, as I mentioned, on occasion, spoonfuls of iced tea powder mix. That's pretty disgusting. Lexi  No, whaaat? That was you?!Ben  [chuckles] This is my dark secret coming out. And I was with you on that melting marble cheese 'cause I used to do the same thing, but I would just eat the melted cheese from a bowl, like some sort of monster. Lexi  Yeah, you need some tomatoes in there to cut that shit.Ben  I don't know. So that's what I got. Nowadays, I just eat like beef jerky if I want a snack. Lexi  Boo. Where's the gross?Ben  Some sort of sort of meat. I know. I feel so disappointed in myself. What's gross? I bet Fiona could come up with something gross that I do. Or eat, I mean. [laughs] She can definitely come up with gross shit that I do, but...Lexi  Some gross shit that you eat. It has to be specific to that.Ben  We should have asked our partners what the most disgusting thing they've seen us eat is.Lexi  Well, John would definitely say the cheese because he thinks all cheese is disgusting, and I love a good blue cheese. Ben  Oh.Lexi  And he's like, "Oh, so you eat mold?" Like, "Yeah, I do. It's delicious."Ben  Yeah, why not? It's not the first time.Lexi  Oh, I went to a cheese party once.Ben  That sounds like it would be delicious, but also trouble for my stomach, long term.Lexi  Well, none of us smelled good for a few days. I'll just put that out there. Ben  That's okay. Lexi  Oh.Ben  Well, this way you don't roll in the cheese.Lexi  One of the girls there, she made-- so she bought Pillsbury, just pastry dough, and a wheel of brie, and then she covered the brie with butter and maple syrup and brown sugar and then wrapped it in the pastry dough and then baked it.Ben  I've made that. It's good. Lexi  Oh, it's so good. Ben  You could also do it where you take a wheel of brie and just dump, like, Kahlúa on it, and then you light it up and then dip crackers in it after the flame goes out.Lexi  I like to put raspberry jam on top of my brie.Ben  I don't know if this is disgusting or not, but I like to put jam in cottage cheese and eat that. Is that weird?Lexi  Eh, that's-- no, 'cause you can - I don't know if you still can - but you used to be able to buy individual cottage cheese things that came with jam.Ben  Right. At the bottom and you're supposed to like mix them up, right?Ben  Yeah, okay. Not weird. I'm sorry. I guess I eat more normal than I thought I did. That brings us to the halfway mark of our show, and, as always, we've got... [both, along with "Who's That Pokémon" theme music] Who's that Pokémon? [only Ben] What do you got for me this week?Lexi  Yeah.Lexi  When last we met, I talked about a wet bag of sand. This time, I'm gonna use a cheese analogy. So imagine... [laughs]Ben  Okay.Lexi  There was a guy at art school who made a bust of Jesus out of Velveeta cheese, and it was called "Cheesus".Ben  "Cheesus", yeah.Lexi  Okay, this individual is-- it's a dark silhouette, but filled with piss and vinegar, and it's like a blue cheese silhouette of a man.Ben  It's like we've never seen Pokémon. Lexi  No. [both laugh]Lexi  And I'm just describing flavors and, I think, shadows. [Ben laughs]Ben  Okay, so we have a dark shadow that tastes like piss and vinegar.Lexi  And blue cheese. [Ben laughs heartily]Ben  And blue cheese. Lovely. Boy, this sounds like something I'll be able to guess.Lexi  Mmm. The silhouette is tall, and it's got a big square for a head and then bunched up shoulders like they're around its neck. Rrr. So grouchy, like this. And then, two little sticks, and that's all I got for you. Who is it, Ben?Ben  I have no fucking clue. Chester the Cheetah?Lexi  I'm disappointed. It's Gordon Ramsay. Come on.Ben  Gordon. [laughing] Oh, Gordon Ramsay. You're right. I should have gotten that silhouette. Gordon Ramsay, as everyone knows, has a very well-designed character silhouette. Lexi  Yeah, it's like a block of cheese. Ben  Known as average white male. [laughs]Lexi  Square head.Ben  Okay, someday I'm gonna take a shot at this and see if I can do any better. I love it. Gordon Ramsay.Lexi  I was really impressed that you got Margaret Atwood last time.Ben  Yeah. Did I? I don't remember.Lexi  I think, eventually, after I kept yelling "bag of sand" at you, and then you were like, "Margaret Atwood?" I'm like, "Yeah!"Ben  All right. Now we have to do the end part of it. [Pokémon theme music] [shouts] It's Gordon Ramsay! [at usual volume] 'Cause they always yell it. I'm gonna send you the clip so you know what "Who's That Pokémon?" is all about. [chuckles]Lexi  I know what--Ben  Oh, I really, actually thought you didn't-- you'd never seen it.Lexi  No, remember, I drew Nurse Joy as one of my characters for Inkto, Ben. [Ben laughs] I have had people message me and be like, "I think you mean October." I'm like, "No, I mean--"Ben  Inktober? Actually, glasses up, like actually, I don't.Lexi  I know what I'm doing.Ben  Check out this cool new hashtag. Only one of the words on the list was misspelled.Lexi  Which is impressive. I mean, that's good. Ben  Welcome back. We are here again after that wonderful break. I got sick a year and a half ago. Lexi  Oh, good from food. Ben  No, I don't know why I got sick. And no doctor that I went to see over the course of however many months was able to help me, and then eventually it stopped. But the point is, during that, I could only eat-- like, basically, chicken noodle soup and saltine crackers were the only-- and Pedialyte, and that was all I ate for like, two and a half, three months, and I lost like 40 pounds, and people kept asking me if I was dying. That's a good anecdote, right?Lexi  Oh, I've got a good one. Like, one time, it was Christmas Eve, and I think John and I had been dating for like, I don't know, a couple of years, still fairly new in the relationship.Ben  Yeah, Fiona and I are 11, and, you know, we got married after seven, so I feel like two is still relatively fresh.Lexi  Yes. Like, who are you, again? John? Yeah, so it was Christmas Eve, and I remember I was at my sister's house, and I was like, "I'm not feeling well," and she was like, "You're fine," and then, I was staying at my parents' house and John was gonna come meet us on Christmas Day, and halfway through the night I just got super, super sick, and this is when I knew he was a keeper because I text him and I was like, "I'm sick. I can't go to Christmas Day anything." Like, it was bad news, and he was like, "Can I bring you anything? Like, I'll come pick you up from your parents' house and I'll take you home," 'cause I was too sick to drive, and he said, "Well, you know, it's Christmas. Like, what's open on Christmas Day?" and especially, like 10 years ago. And I was like, "When I get super, super sick, all I can eat are pizza pops."Ben  Wow.Lexi  Like, cheese, pizza pops. That's like, that's all I can stomach.Ben  I bought some of those recently to see if they're as good as I thought they were as a kid and they're not.Lexi  No, they're sick food for me, so I only eat them when I'm sick. So if I eat them are healthy, I feel like I'm gonna be s-- Like, it's a whole thing.Ben  Wow. That could be a self-perpetuating cycle.Lexi  Oh, yeah, probably. I mean, they're not food. They're just chemicals, but anyw-- well, all food is chemicals.Ben  You eat them. It makes you sick, and then you eat them because that's all you can eat while you're sick, and then you get better so then, you keep eating them. Yeah.Lexi  But I told him, "Like, all I want right now is a pizza pop and ginger ale," and so, god bless that man, he drove around the city looking for an open 7/11 or gas station or whatever, and he came, and he picked me up, and he took me home and he made me pizza pops and ginger ale and for, like, four days, I was sick as a dog. But he fed me pizza pops, and I will love him forever for that 'cause it was so nice of him.Ben  Was it swine flu?Lexi  I think I actually had was it Norwalk or norovirus? I was teaching kindergarten at that time, and I've never been so sick in my life as when I taught kindergarten. Ben  Probably--Lexi  Like, god bless the kindergarten teachers. Oh.Ben  Yeah, it's disgusting. Lexi  Okay, I have to tell you a story and it's not mine, and I hope she'll forgive me for telling this, but it is my favorite food poisoning story.Ben  Is it somebody I know that we should put on blast, or should we bleep their name? Lexi  No. We should bleep their name. Ben  Okay, say it really loud so Jess can bleep it. [simultaneously] Bleep. [bleep] [laughs]  Beeeeep.Lexi  My beloved friend, we used to go for Indian food all the time, and she loves, loves, loves butter chicken. And one time, she went to this place, and she was like, "Yeah, the food was like, it tasted off," and she ate the butter chicken. She was living at home with her parents, and she got wicked, wicked food poisoning, just sick as a dog, and she was throwing up so badly that she couldn't catch her breath. And so, because she couldn't get enough oxygen into her system, like, she was starting to cramp up, so like she was-- like, she couldn't move. She was literally, like, passed out next to the toilet [chuckling] and her mom had to call an ambulance. It's not funny. Ben  Jesus.Lexi  But, her mom had to call an ambulance 'cause it was--Ben  You're laughing a lot for something that's not funny. Lexi  Just stay with me. Ben  Okay, I'm here. [Lexi laughs]Lexi  She's so sick. She's like, "I lit-- it, like, it was awful." The paramedics show up at her parents' house and come into the bathroom and they're like, [in stern voice] "What drugs are you on?" She's like, "Butter chicken." [Ben laughs] [Lexi laughs]Ben  I mean if you haven't ground up and snorted some butter chicken, are you really living?Lexi  Oh. I still, like, that's my fav... Every time I eat butter chicken, I think of her and I'm like, "God, I loved her." [laughs] She was so awesome.Ben  I love it. It's perfect. Lexi  Oh.Ben  We're movin' on. We are talking about your go-to DoorDash order now. Lexi  Ooh.Ben  if you don't want to leave the house and you want someone to bring you food and, in the past, that meant calling a specific place and finding somebody that did delivery. Now, it's as easy as a click of a button, I think is what old people say when they talk about the internet. What do you get? What's your go-to order for DoorDash? What is the thing that is simple, easy, and if you can't think of anything else, you want that?Lexi  Oh, Vietnamese, easily.Ben  Okay, then we get we get a Daily Double. [Jeopardy's Daily Double electronic zapping]. Lexi  Oh, do you also?Ben  Yeah,  Banh Mi. Lexi  Yes. Ben  Yeah, I want a Vietnamese sub if we can't figure out what else we want, don't wanna go super unhealthy. I can convince myself that a Vietnamese sub is pretty good for me.Lexi  I love a good, like, noodle bowl. Delicious. I like noodles at the best of times, so any type of noodle soup, delicious, charbroiled meats--Ben  Sure. Lexi  I like the salad rolls.Ben  You can get three or four meats in one vermicelli bowl. Lexi  Yes. Ben  Why would you not?Lexi  So good. Ben  You get the ball, you get the spring roll, you get the intestines? Lexi  Yep. Ben  And sometimes you get that like charred version of whatever meat it is, as well. I love it. I'll eat it all.Lexi  Hey, speaking of intestine meats, do you hotpot?Ben  I have hotpotted. It isn't something I'd call a regular, but it's good because--Lexi  Okay.Ben  --you just reminded me of something I tried not long ago that I love, and I will continue eating, which is a version of pig intestines that are cooked, sort of deep fried, sort of battered. Lexi  Okay. Ben  They come from a local restaurant. It's a Chinese dish and it is the best. Lexi  I'll try anything. Ben  I have no problem. [Lexi chuckles] Yeah. If you're not allergic to it, why not? Lexi  Well, I mean, again, like I said, my family is Scottish, and so, I don't get the big deal, like when people are like, "Ew, haggis!" I'm like, "Are you eating a hotdog right now? Same thing."Ben  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've got no problems with haggis. I've made haggis. Nothing. Nothing wrong with intestine meat, folks. If you're gonna eat an animal, you might as well eat as much of that animal as you can. Lexi  Yeah, make it worth it's... You know, it honors the animal. Ben  Don't be disrespectful to its death. Okay, wait. We never go on tangents, as everyone knows. It's never happened. It will never happen again. Since we're talking food, one of the things that I'm super interested in is lab-grown meat protein. Lexi  Ooh, interesting. Ben  Are you down with that? Lexi  Oh, yeah. Ben  Does it gross you out? Lexi  No. Ben  Right?Lexi  Fuck it. Just do it.Ben  I feel like, if we have a way of making meat protein that we don't have to kill something, why would we not do that?Lexi  I'm all about sustainable agricultural practices and meat pr... Like, if there's a way that we can be cruelty free, and have access to your protein source, do it up. If there's a way that we can sustainably produce food for our massive population?Ben  Mm-hmm.Lexi  Do it. I don't care if it's bugs. I don't care if it's lab-grown.Ben  Vertical farming, yo.Lexi  Yeah. I wish that people would do that more. Ben  I'm probably allergic to bugs, unfortunately. Lexi  How do you know? Ben  I don't know for sure, but I'm too scared to try. I was reading an article about, you know, this sort of advent of bug food and all that, and there was sort of a caveat, at one point, about how people who are allergic to shellfish are--Lexi  Oh!Ben  --more often allergic to bugs, as well, due to a shared protein. Lexi  Okay, I can see that.Ben  And, I am allergic to shellfish so I will die when we all transition to bug food. I will starve.Lexi  Well, my hope is that the people who can eat the bug food, do eat the bug food, so that you can have...Ben  No. All the beef and pork and chicken--Lexi  But, lab grown, right? That seems fine. Like, I don't see what the big deal is. Just eat it.Ben  I've definitely run into folks that I talked about it, and they're like, "I don't trust science, and I'm not gonna eat lab-grown stuff," and I'm like, "Okay."Lexi  Do you remember back in like, the late '80s, early '90s, there was like, an Easy-Bake oven, but it was for gummies.Ben  Yeah, my sisters had one. Lexi  We ate that shit. What's the difference between eating crap like that, or, like, all of the different snack foods?Ben  Oh, we're gonna go on a tangenty tangent, a tangent from our tangent, which is now we're getting into, "Just take the fucking vaccine."Ben  "You don't know what's in it? You don't know what's in that package of Oreos you ate either, but you ate it all. [Lexi laughs] Take the fucking vaccine."Lexi  [frustratedly] Oh.Lexi  Like, "You just pounded a Monster energy drink, You're fine."Ben  Yeah. "You know what all those ingredients are? I don't think you do."Lexi  No.Ben  "So stop coming up with 'scuses. 'Scuses is what I call excuses when I feel angry. [Lexi laughs] Call 'em 'scuses. [Lexi laughs] You know I'm mad when I say 'scuses. Stop coming up with 'scuses and just take the jab. I've done it. Lexi did it. We're fine."Lexi  Yep.Ben  "Everyone's fine."Lexi  We're fine. Ben  "Stop it."Lexi  If anything, I feel stronger. Ben  I feel better, and my Wi-Fi has never been better.Lexi  I just like being able to eat in a restaurant. Ben  Yeah.Lexi  Like, go do things. Like, be a part of society again.Ben  I'm still holding back a bit because I've got a two year old who cannot get vaccinated at this point and a soon-to-be infant, and I have to be ultra-cautious, and...Lexi  Yeah.Ben  I would be lying to myself if I said my lifestyle had really changed at all since before I had kids or was... I've always been a shut-in misanthrope, so...Lexi  I will say, like, we're homebodies at the best of time, so, like, I've gone to friends' houses less, and we've eaten out maybe five times in the past year?Ben  Yeah, seeing less friends means, instead of two to three times a year, it's been once, from a distance.Lexi  Yeah. You're just waving across the parking lot at somebody.Ben  Okay, the lab-grown meat brings us to an ethical quandary, which is, would you eat extinct animals if they could grow that meat in a lab?Lexi  Mmm, that's a great question.Ben  So they found some genetic data and they're able to, you know, bring us a dodo. Just, they can't make the dodo live again, but they can bring us dodo protein. We can find out what that dodo tasted like. Would you do it?Lexi  Okay, so here's the thing about me. I feel like fancy foods are wasted on me. As we have heard, I garbage trash, so someone coming to me and being like, "Oh, this very fancy, like Wagyu beef," I'm like, "Arg, I can't tell." Like, one time, my uncle gave John and I like a sip of whiskey from this, like, it was like a super fancy, really old, like, $1,000 bot-- like, I don't know. I was like, "It tastes like burning. I don't know."Ben  Yeah. Lexi  Like, fancy things are wasted on me.Ben  I'm the same with coffee.Lexi  Yeah, coffee is coffee is coffee.Ben  I love coffee. I used to be a huge coffee snob. You have a kid and see how long that lasts. You know what I drink now? No Name brand instant coffee and I fucking love it. It's fine.Lexi  I know. I've had it. [laughs] Every time I go out, and I find instant coffee. I think of you guys. I'm like, "Oh, I should buy this for Ben and Fiona."Ben  No, see, when you were by, you had fancy Nescafe, and then I found out all the ethical issues with that company.Lexi  Yes. Then you stopped wanting to buy it.Ben  Yeah, and now we get No Name brand, which is an actual name of a brand from Superstore chain here where we live, and it's about as cheap and unassuming as you can get, and that's what I drink now, and it's fine. I have no problems with it. I've lost... [Lexi laughs] I've lost any sort of foodie snobbery that I used to have. It's gone.Lexi  Years and years ago, we went to Amsterdam for Christmas-- or, no, for New Year's Eve, and it was awesome. Best New Year's Eve ever, but a friend of ours who booked the trip, he asked his credit card company, for some reason, to-- he was on the phone like, "Hey, just so you know, my credit card hasn't been stolen. I'm going to Amsterdam. By the way, do you have any recommendations?" And the person was like, "Yeah, there's this really awesome Japanese restaurant. If you want, I'll book it for you," and he was like, "Yeah, for sure." And so, we wound up going to this restaurant. I couldn't tell you the name of it. Later on, we found out it was like this three-star Michelin Japanese restaurant, and I don't know. I just went and I was like, "This. Bring me this food. I don't know."Ben  That's a great, like, chunk of this story is the fanciest place you've ever eaten, and it sounds like that was it.Lexi  Oh, it was so fancy. Ben  The three-star Japanese place that you can't remember the name of.Lexi  I'll find it. It was, to this day, the best food I've ever had in my life. There was, like, wine pairings with everything. It was, like, six courses or something. Everything was like the size of a loony.Ben  Yeah.Lexi  Just absolutely tiny. I had to have-- a person came and explained to you how to eat the food, and it was unbelievable. What's the fanciest food you've ever had?Ben  So we went to Italy--Lexi  Ooh.Ben  --for a book festival. I got to tag along with Fiona, and we were there for, it's called Luca. That's the name of a town and the name of the festival. It's a comic book festival. Huge deal there. But we flew into Milan and we're jet lagged as F. I don't know what time it is. The lighting's all weird. We crossed like the famous, like, Milan Canal and it's drained and full of garbage 'cause apparently, they were doing some sort of construction work somewhere along the line. I'm like, "What the fuck is happening? Where am I? What's going on?" And then, our hosts take us into this beautiful tiny, little hole-in-the-wall restaurant, and it's like one of those, what are they called now? The arch where they start, like, doing funny food with, like, the intent of it being more like scientific. Why can't I remember this word?Lexi  Gastro?Ben  Gastro... something. Yeah, I got the gastro. I don't know what the other part is.Lexi  The fancy food. The sciency.Ben  Yeah.Lexi  The science people make the food.Ben  Yeah, they were doing that sort of thing. Yeah, we have these beautiful meals. They're just fantastic. I have no idea where we are. I'm just like this, like, boorish, slovenly-looking north American person who's just like dazed and confused, and yeah. It turns out, he's like, "Did you enjoy the food?" our host, and I'm like, "Yeah. It's great. It's lovely." And he's like, "This is a Michelin-starred restaurant. It's like one of the best in Milan," and I was like, "Oh, okay."Lexi  Cool. Ben  And I feel like I wasn't adequately appreciative enough, and then they brought out this strawberry-- or no, wait, wait, wait, wait. They brought out what looked like a strawberry or tomato. I can't-- you can tell how jetlagged I was.Lexi  Oh, it was a red thing. Ben  Yeah, and I tried to eat it, and then it all, sort of like, evaporated in on itself and melted down, and it was like a dessert cream or something. It was insane. And it was also like a fever dream. And then we went to this weird old church that was converted into a hotel and slept in a room, and I didn't know where I was or what was happening so I just played on my DS, [chuckles] and couldn't fall asleep.Lexi  Like a true Canadian. [chuckles] There was one restaurant we went to, 'cause we drove to San Francisco, maybe like 10 years ago, eleven, whatever. We drove to San Francisco, and we went to this place 'cause John went down there 'cause, when he was working for Apple, he was at Cupertino for a bit, and he took me to this restaurant called Scoma's, and it was a place where like, there's pictures of JFK eating there, you know, like, and Marilyn Monroe, one of those types of places where the waiters are like 70.Ben  Legacy.Lexi  And it is probably the best seafood I've ever had in my life. Like, I had ravioli with like a big lobster tail and, like, the place where they the boats come and drop off the fish is like 10 feet away from the restaurant. Ben  Mm-hmm. Lexi  Oh.Ben  All the best meals I've had are at restaurants I can't remember the names of.Lexi  This is the only one where I'll remember it. Scoma's. So good. Ben  Yeah, getting to tag along on book tours and that sort of thing, I've been to just a wild variety of restaurants in places that I just can't remember.Lexi  Ooh, I've got a question.Ben  Hit me.Lexi   If you were going to travel to any country for cuisine, where would you go?Ben  I think it's France, for me. I think that's been... Well, hold up. You asked if I could travel somewhere to try the cuisine, not where I'd go back to if-- Like, what my favorite cuisine I think is, generally speaking, French cooking.Lexi  Interesting.Ben  My favorite experiences, generally speaking, have been in France. It's been just lovely going there. Lexi  Oh.Ben  The food is fantastic. The people are lovely. I think they get a bad rap overall. [both laugh] They're all dressed lovely, though, and I always feel like

You Can't Sip With Us Podcast
74. Cheesus Christ

You Can't Sip With Us Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 50:16


There is no real topic in this episode, we just wanted to talk about food. Hope we can inspire you to eat something delicious today.

The Weird Sisters Podcast
Ep.12 – What The F**k Else Are Fingers For?

The Weird Sisters Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 105:17


In this episode, The Weird Sisters consume their last white wines of the season before moving on to red in hopes it will summon weather as cool as wearing sunglasses inside. Seems like the world has really been sh*tting on Meagan lately! Getting (almost) trapped by an anxious, badge-flailing solicitor and knowingly consuming some wasp coffins are basically just as bad as a child stealing a leaf of a tree that doesn't belong to them. Luckily, there is no judgement in the Weird Sisters' Coven of Love. Cheesus' blood wine forgives all. Friendly reminder: do not use your fingers for pointing, even if you witness Thor peeing wine. It's hella rude and your dad will not approve. Cheesus may forgive all, but he might not let you ride the Louisiana wave of righteousness if you commit such a deed. This episode was inspired by: Ciao Bella Pinot Grigio – Chateau St. Jean Chardonnay – Sound & Fury Chardonnay

A Fool's Quest
S4-Ep04: Cheesus Crust

A Fool's Quest

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 56:10


Summary: Malphaedor meets with the Monsignor and looks for a path back to Greyhawk's light. The heroes all use their brand new scrolls to start the day. The Villains encounter and enemy that they have never seen before and Ayda casts her first spell ever!Promo: Microphones and Monsters: www.micsandmonsters.com Find us: www.afoolsquest.com Support us on Patreon and get additional content: www.patreon.com/afoolsquest Cast: Malphaedor Bromroyo - voiced by Mike Cole Mc Nastly - voiced by Wes "William" Whitman Thadeus Trebilcock - voiced by Chris Johnson Francis the Lion - voiced by Tony Kinney Ayda - voiced by Jess Owen Hesh Von Eggars - voiced by Shamas Rodriguez DM - Nico Rodriguez If you would like to follow along with our map, you can find it on our social media pages: www.Facebook.com/afoolsquest / www.Twitter.com/afoolsquest / www.Instagram.com/afoolsquestpodcastMusic: Music Provided in part by Midnight Syndicate. www.MidnightSyndicate.comAdditional music provided by Algal the Bard. www.youtube.com/user/alvariu

The Weird Sisters Podcast
Ep.10 – Imagine Having a Baby and Naming it Doug

The Weird Sisters Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2021 96:03


In this celebratory 10th episode, The Weird Sisters think they've received a blessing in the form of a wrong number text but realize over time that it was certainly not ordained by Cheesus. We don't know if Manda is Manda or if Manda is Doug but the two things we know for sure is that Meagan didn't eat lunch and that only God, Jesus, and Mother Nature are real. Unless you are Haley who recognizes only God, Jesus, and Cheese. This episode was inspired by: Harken Barrel Chardonnay – Les Portes de Bordeaux Sauvignon Blanc – True Myth Chardonnay

Gastromapa Lukáše Hejlíka 111
065 Take Eat EZ & Cheesus Crust - Erik Zlámal

Gastromapa Lukáše Hejlíka 111

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 59:04


Legenda foodtruckové scény Erik Zlámal aka Take Eat EZ otevřel své první kamenné bistro v Praze na Záhřebské ulici a my se za ním vypravili na návštěvu.

Le Club & Sommeljj De Podcast
S02E15 I only pray for cheesus (wijn & kaas)

Le Club & Sommeljj De Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2020 78:48


Welke wijn bij welke kaas? Het was eigenlijk de bedoeling om deze podcast net voor de kerstdagen te lanceren, maar ja #workhappened. We moesten weer door. Geeft ook niet, want des te meer reden om gewoon vanavond zo'n kaasplankje op tafel te toveren. We zien vaak port voorbijkomen als begeleider van kaas. Maar vaak is port veel te zwaar en zijn er veel betere wijn/kaas combi's te bedenken. Hoe en welke horen we van René, eigenaar van Bourgondisch Lifestyle. Nadien kon er niet bij zijn, maar is wel een tikkie jaloers geworden na het luisteren van deze podcast. Deze combi's.....

Gains for your Brain
Gains for your Brain #114 | When the Underdog wins, the outcome of his victory is even bigger. (#theunderdogbar)

Gains for your Brain

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2020 15:20


Selten wird die Kunst des Würstchen im Brötchenmantel so zelebriert wie bei The Underdog Bar. An die 15 verschiedenen Variationen, ausschließlich mit Bio-Fleisch, finden sich auf der Karte. Die kreativen Namen wie Cheesus, The Dogfather und Kim Dog Un werden nur von den ausgefallenen Toppings übertroffen. Von Röstzwiebeln über Miso Mayonnaise bis hin zu Grammeln, Wachteleiern und gegrilltem Ziegenkäse ist wirklich für jeden Geschmack etwas dabei. Die allermeisten der Hotdog-Kreationen sind dabei auch vegetarisch oder vegan möglich. The Underdog Bar: Website: https://www.underdog.bar Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/theunderdogbar-2059673737638642 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunderdogbar/ DU willst mich Supporten dann klicke auf diesen Link: https://www.patreon.com/gainsforyourbrain Website: https://gains-for-your-brain.jimdosite.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thisisdaniel_/?hl=de TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thisisdaniel._ LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/thisisdaniel1/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/greenday2510

The Wonder Women
What if fermentation didn't exist?

The Wonder Women

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 48:29


Get cultured on all things fermentation this week with hosts Barack Misobama and Kimchi Jong Un. Prepare yourself for shock and awe as you learn how much of your life you really owe to fermentation, and imagine a much darker world without it! This week we explore a far less gassy world, where Jesus turns water into juice, global empires are overtaken by scurvy, and cheese is no more. If you've ever imagined having long intestines, extra large lungs, and wet poo - then this may be just the wonder for you! Ever wondered what cheese and your muscles have in common? Or what made the pilgrims land at Plymouth Rock? Was fermentation the key to humans leaving the trees? We drop all sorts of etha-knowledge on the science and history of fermentation in this week's wonder! Do you find our podcast absolutely effervescent? We'd be grateful if you brew up a review and share with your network! And if you want more great content, follow us @WonderWomenCast and check out our website www.thewonderwomenpodcast.com. Hosts: Kimchi Jong Un and Barack Misobama Producer: Dwight D. Eisensauerkraut Music: The Yeastie Boys Cast/crew: Curd Cobain, Cheesus, Yogurta Thunberg, Drew Beerymoore, Fermit the Frog, Kambucha Newton, Kimchi Possible, Halle Beery, Dolly Farton, Kefir Sutherland, Austin Sours Back-up vocals: Grateful Bread, Soju Boy, The Tempehtations

Five Things
Cheesus! | #76

Five Things

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 59:39


It's a cold day in Hell this week as Rauzi misses an episode. Rauzi, after venturing into the far north on a quest for liberty and fireworks, has perished. But, alas, the show must go on! Do the math with us to figure out how much less Italian we are without the Italian Stallion around (Hint: there are no right answers). This week is a doozie. But all I'm gonna say here is that WE SHALL LET THEM EAT CHEESE! 5 things is a comedy podcast brought to you by Good Trouble. Each week, we (sometimes) talk about 5 things pulled from our messed up brains. If you blew lightly blew air out your noise at all during this podcast please share this episode, and leave a review on iTunes, share us on Facebook, or tweet about 5 things. We really appreciate it, that is how our podcast grows, so please help us plant the seed. (trust us we can’t, most of us shoot blanks)  ****Nothing in this podcast is meant to offend, hurt, or harm any person or company. Take our words for what they are worth. They are not meant to be taken seriously by any means this is a comedy podcast.***** Find the podcast on Itunes, Podbean. Watch the video version on Youtube.    Follow our socials: Twitter: RealGoodTrouble https://twitter.com/realgoodtrouble?lang=en Facebook: Good Trouble https://www.facebook.com/GoodTroubleOfficial/  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbC1caUEKZ6HCavOCZ6tDjg Instagram: @GoodTroubleOfficial https://www.instagram.com/goodtroubleofficial/?hl=en   We are: Ben Rauzi Tyler McCollough Ben Seigworth Jake Heiller

alles was gesund ist
cheesus zu ostern

alles was gesund ist

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2020 32:24


Simeon und Johnny sorgen sich ums Internet und dessen Legitimation.

The GleeWatch
2.03: Jews (and a Christian) for Cheesus

The GleeWatch

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2020 118:58


CWs: Once again, none!  This will change very soon. This week, Sam and Hannah are joined by Sam's friend Courtney to discuss Season 2, Episode 3: Grilled Cheesus.  Topics of discussion include "Why do bad things happen to good people?", "So what's your take on Jesus?", "Is Judaism horny?", and "Why is everything in this episode weirdly Catholic?" Thanks so much for listening! If you like the show, be sure to subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, tell a friend or two, and even leave us a review!  You can also follow us on Twitter @TheGleeWatch or email us at thegleewatch@gmail.com. Our theme music is by Sebastian Black and we have no sponsors because they said if we wanted money, Hannah had to make a grilled cheese.

The Max & Adam Show
Cheesus with Michael Cayemberg

The Max & Adam Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2019 36:19


Michael Cayemberg is back! This time he gets a surprise interview from Tina and Angela about the finest Wisconsin cheeses.

The Mike O'Meara Show
#2252: Cheesus

The Mike O'Meara Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2019 85:51


Oscar Returneth! Big news of presidential things... lizards... life in Maine... Robert III... and the Yak Shack!

The Crotch Shot Radio Show
Comedian Spotlight: Cheesus Christ

The Crotch Shot Radio Show

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2019 78:06


I am joined by comedian Cheesus Christ. we will be shooting the shit. https://www.instagram.com/cheesuschrist9/

FNU: The Fake News Update
April 16, 2019: Smack and Cheesus

FNU: The Fake News Update

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2019 3:45


Perennial learns an important lesson.  Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Heroes of Noise
Episode 49 - Steve's Pyramid Scheme, Birdbox, Black Mirror: Bandersnatch, and Mary Poppins Returns

Heroes of Noise

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2018 117:47


Happy New Year, Citizens! The year has come and gone and we couldn't let it pass without putting out one more show. Welcome to Episode 49.  This week Steve confesses to once being involved in a pyramid scheme, We've both seen Bird Box and give our thoughts on it, Dan watched Black Mirror: Bandersnatch and also went to see Mary Poppins Returns. This creates a whole other segment where we discuss whether or not Mary Poppins was a witch or some other immortal being. Like...seriously. Think about it, folks. It's borderline terrifying. We hope you enjoy our last episode of 2018 and we look forward to what 2019 brings. Thanks to everyone that's come along for the ride and we can't wait to see what happens next. OK, peeps. Time to put us in your ears and press "play". "Cheesus" intro performed by the band Idiot Flesh from the album "Fancy" Heroes of Noise Podcast Contact and Show Info: Website: www.heroesofnoise.com Email: HeroesofNoisePodcast@gmail.com Show Twitter: @HeroesofNoise Facebook: Heroes of Noise Podcast Instagram: @heroesofnoisepodcast   Listen to our other podcast    The Word: The Unofficial PREACHER Podcast Contact Info: Email: askthewordpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @Word_Podcast Hosts Twitter: @DanQPublic, @SE_Hudsonmusic Facebook: The Word Podcast Website: www.heroesofnoise.com  

Ryder & Lisa Reloaded on HOT 107
Nov 5 2018: Our Pathetic Extra Daylight Hour, Dude Tears, Lisa's Lowest Point In Life Was This Weekend, & The Cheesus Jesus

Ryder & Lisa Reloaded on HOT 107

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2018 24:24


This was such a fun show for a Monday morning. Enjoy one of Ryder's live on location cut-in's gone wrong, Clueless Karaoke, and the most emotional TV moment of all time. If you don't cry listening to it, you aren't a human. Have a great day!

Tooning Japanese
Season 4: Episode 2 - Y'all Need Cheesus

Tooning Japanese

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2018 55:28


Welcome to Tooning Japanese, a podcast where three dudes in their 30s talk about Japanese anime! Our group of disparate wolves are one step closer to coming together into a brand new pack. Unfortunately, this means that we have to introduce a new character. A very...grating character. Yeah, this week we're reviewing "Toboe, Who Doesn't Howl." Tune in next week for Andy and Ray's review of Pokemon: The First Movie! Watch Wolf's Rain on Funimation. If you enjoy this episode, go visit our website, and more importantly, become a Patron today! You can also find our show and other great podcasts on The Questionable Endeavor Network.

The Terrible Talkers
Cheesus Christ How Do You Spell C-3PO? Waco, The Alienist, Detroit, Dark, Versace, Godless review

The Terrible Talkers

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2018 128:04


Cheesus Christ How Do You Spell C-3PO? Waco, The Alienist, Detroit, Dark, Versace, Godless review by The Terrible Talkers

Soul of the Streets
The Hip-Hop Take Over

Soul of the Streets

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2018 116:08


One on one with Hip Hop Artists M.A.R (CT) and January (2018) Platinum Showcase Winners Skrapp Da Gawd & Cheesus MacGod (BK)

Real News Hour
Episode 4 - Bitcoin, Chuck E. Cheesus and Water Towers

Real News Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2018 28:54


In a world of fake news, three international men of integrity bring the real news to the surface. This week we discuss Bitcoin, water towers, other dimensions and discover that Nico has a hidden agenda! Send your Real News stories to realnewshour@gmail.com follow- twitter.com/realnewshour www.facebook.com/realnewshour @realnewshour Music: www.bensound.com

ADHD
PR 11/22/17: Praise Cheesus with Esther Ku

ADHD

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2017 76:22


It’s Thanksgiving on ADHD! The crew recaps their potluck and Katie tries to out-shine everyone else’s cooking skills, they discuss the backlash against Louis C.K., Cheech tells a story about Arsenio Hall being a creep, and they talk about the best podcast apps. Special guest, Esther Ku comes in for The Prime Report. The Navy apologizes for sky penis, Charles Manson dead at 83, Lil Peep dead at 21 plus they get ratchet in The Ratchet Report, this and much more on ADHD. Check out www.adhdpod.com where shirts are on sale for the holidays and www.patreon.com/adhdcast to get double bonus content through the end of the year! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/adhdcast/support

Music News
Interview with Bourbon Cheesus by Small Souki from Psychedelic Trips

Music News

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2017 24:17


PARADOX RADIO Interview by Small Souki from Psychedelic Trips www.facebook.com/groups/1688560701376407/

Cheesus or Jesus
Cheesus or Jesus - The Sin That God Will Not Forgive

Cheesus or Jesus

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2017 22:22


Cheesus or Jesus - The Sin That God Will Not Forgive by Xinect Student Ministry

Cheesus or Jesus
Cheesus or Jesus - Are All Sins Equal? Do Believers Sin?

Cheesus or Jesus

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2017 32:47


Cheesus or Jesus - Are All Sins Equal? Do Believers Sin? by Xinect Student Ministry

Cheesus or Jesus
Cheesus or Jesus - Does God Assume Your Gender?

Cheesus or Jesus

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2017 27:32


Cheesus or Jesus - Does God Assume Your Gender? by Xinect Student Ministry

Cheesus or Jesus
Cheesus or Jesus - Is God Good For Letting Humans Die?

Cheesus or Jesus

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2017 28:20


Cheesus or Jesus - Is God Good For Letting Humans Die? by Xinect Student Ministry

What Would My Friends Do? Podcast
Friend: Marcia Belsky (Headless Women of Hollywood, Man Murderer)

What Would My Friends Do? Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2017 86:32


New York stand up and militant feminist, Marcia Belsky (Headless Women of Hollywood, Free The Mind) talks Cheesus, dating literal bastards, wedding shits, teenage circumcisions, and how to kill all men. Annnnnd at the end I get petty af. ur welcome.

Press A to Listen!
Episode 200 – Praise Cheesus

Press A to Listen!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2017


For our bicentennial, we’re joined by someone who was around for America’s Bicentennial. Probably Centennial, too. We talk video games, music, and cheese. Make sure you go to the website. We need Metacritic game submissions and some new Gamertags of the week! PressAtoListen.com or PressAtoListen@Gmail.com!  

The Paternity Test
Episode 55: Dirty Florida

The Paternity Test

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2017 59:43


Happy New Year! Welcome to the start of another year of fake radio from Todd and Matt, the best friends you never met! New Year, New You for babies, who should now be eating... peanuts?! And Todd is dosing his dog with a peanut dust that would never make it through TSA. Speaking of Todd, he's back from a family vacation... is he the one who made the sign say, “Hollyweed”? Matt bought a very heavy vest – will it make him swole or just crippled? Say, how do you teach a kid to blow their nose? And who mops up afterwards? And Viva starts learning about religion... and creating her own! In queso troubles – should we all pray to “Cheesus”? E-mail us your thoughts at paternitypodcast@gmail.com or call the Paternity Test hot line at 657-BAD-DADS! And find us on Facebook, on Twitter at @thedadtest, and on Instagram. Thanks for listening!

Robotuner's Insignificant Podcast
Occurrence 97: President Cheesus

Robotuner's Insignificant Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2016 53:47


We return from a three week hiatus for a somewhat listenable show where we discuss the fact that Donald Trump is the new president elect of the US, Kenneth’s sickness the previous week, and Shelly and Kenneth are getting to audition for Family Feud. Josh Reed from my band, The Confounded is our guest as we promote out upcoming new release Three Years Later, available Dec. 3rd on CD and all digital platforms.   Leave us a voicemail at (682) 325-1696 and catch all of our episodes on therobotuner.podbean.com Join us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook. Check out all the other ‘casts we support! The Jerry Jonestown Massacre Funkytown Podcast Atypical DFW podcast Digital Frustrations Andy and the Bradtastic Voyage Retro Warriors The Intoxicated Gamer

Podcast Virtline Radio
VirtLine Radio, T4 - Nivel 10: Finale

Podcast Virtline Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2014 86:59


¡Hola hola amantes del píxel! Virtline se acaba y hoy nos despedimos para siempre. Han sido cuatro temporadas, ¡cuatro temporadas torturando vuestros oídos! Pero no hay que desanimarse, todavía os queda un último programa por escuchar, programa hecho gracias a vuestra colaboración, a vuestras preguntas que tanta ilusión nos hecho recibir. Y tal y como nos lo pediste, Mr. Cheesus, ahí va: ¡Felicidades de parte de todo el equipo al Sr. Queso por su cumpleaños! Virtline cumple lo que promete. Sin más, os dejamos con el programa. Muchas gracias por haber estado ahí con nosotros hasta el final, oyente, GG.

Selfie Sunday
Cheesus Christ (featuring Kyle Mackesey)

Selfie Sunday

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2014 78:48


Tonight on Selfie Sunday... The puppets are coming the puppets are coming!! The dudes welcome the crazy mind behind the fantastic webs-series Sonkhonkett, Kyle Mackesey, on to the show. Get an inside look (or errr... listen?) at just what it takes to create a world as crazy as this. A few Sonkhonkett residents jump in on the fun. Charlie the townie answers a few questions, Dotty McGarvey bestows some words of wisdom and the 617-RAGE drops a few fresh lines. That, and much much more tonight... on #SelfieSunday #MoreThanJustAPicture http://kmackesey.tumblr.com/ http://www.youtube.com/user/skaskaskadank https://www.facebook.com/pages/Entering-Sonkhonkett/906919376004225

Selfie Sunday
Cheesus Christ (featuring Kyle Mackesey)

Selfie Sunday

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2014 78:48


Tonight on Selfie Sunday... The puppets are coming the puppets are coming!! The dudes welcome the crazy mind behind the fantastic webs-series Sonkhonkett, Kyle Mackesey, on to the show. Get an inside look (or errr... listen?) at just what it takes to create a world as crazy as this. A few Sonkhonkett residents jump in on the fun. Charlie the townie answers a few questions, Dotty McGarvey bestows some words of wisdom and the 617-RAGE drops a few fresh lines. That, and much much more tonight... on #SelfieSunday #MoreThanJustAPicture http://kmackesey.tumblr.com/ http://www.youtube.com/user/skaskaskadank https://www.facebook.com/pages/Entering-Sonkhonkett/906919376004225

THE GOAT PARADE Presented by Blind Blind Tiger
BBT Podcast # 25- The Lonely Wild

THE GOAT PARADE Presented by Blind Blind Tiger

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2014 78:21


The Lonely Wild bring their best Robot Voice to pitch us the idea of therir new restaurant "The Cheesus of Nazareth." Later on Potius Pilot is broken down, we talk Van Halen's M&M's, we ask why is Vinyl so expensive? Why not buying things at concerts because you don't want to carry it, is the only way to go, and how the 10th sex panther is awesome. Boomer/ Sooner is in the house, the LW tells us how the best new bar in town is "The Greyhound" in Highland Park. Dave is not wearing any pants, he only has one body part in shape, Murals watching over your car, things that are not famous, why FaceBook sucks, take out the vowels, Malcovich, Malcovich as a side project, selling grilled cheese at Phish concerts, popular bands that you cannot get into, RadioHead without the risk, realizing you hate Steve Miller, Bob Dylan in a commercial, Bruno Mars killing the snare at the SuperBowl. The we play some songs. 1st Break Songs - The Janks - "Demon Days" and "Rat Racers" 2nd Break Song - The Lonely Wild - "Buried in The Murder" End of Pod song The Lonely Wild "Everything You Need"

The Co-Main Event MMA Podcast
Co-Main Event Podcast Episode 39 (2/18/13)

The Co-Main Event MMA Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2013 68:46


Another week, another increasingly jury-rigged episode of the Co-Main Event Podcast somehow finds its way into the light. This week, Ben and Chad had to resort to using the world's oldest known computer and some free software in order to get this thing out but, damn it, here it is. Imagine Sir Nigel furiously turning a crank to keep the power on while the guys yelled into a series of increasingly large tubes and you can pretty much picture what this week's recording session was like. Any irregularities in sound you may experience are obviously the result of this process. Same goes for the few new musical surprises headed your way during this episode. Cheesus willing, by next week Chad's computer will be safely back in his possession and recording will resume as normal. As for now, you'll have to accept this week's discussions of Ronda Rousey vs. Liz Carmouche, Dan Henderson vs. Lyoto Machida and Dana White's sudden about face on the issue of testosterone replacement therapy with our compliments and apologies. Seriously, it's a miracle this shit worked at all. Anyhoo, another round of MasterTweet Theatre, Tips for the Well-Rounded Fight Fan and Just Sayin' Stuff are included, for good measure. So take that, haters.

The Pretty Good Podcast
PGP #806 – Processed Cheesus

The Pretty Good Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2012


Gina Randy and Elijah celebrate the holidays together with a Pretty Good Gift Exchange!

SHFTS Off Topic presented by SPOnG.com
Off Topic – Episode 25 - Praise Cheesus

SHFTS Off Topic presented by SPOnG.com

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2011 64:09