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Optimal Business Daily
1375: Why I Did A 401k Rollover After Leaving My Job (and How I Did It) by Andy Hill of Marriage Kids and Money01k Rollover After Leaving My Job (and How I Did It) by Andy Hill of Marriage Kids and Money

Optimal Business Daily

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2024 11:10


Discover all of the podcasts in our network, search for specific episodes, get the Optimal Living Daily workbook, and learn more at: OLDPodcast.com. Episode 1375: After leaving his job, Andy Hill opted to roll over his 401k accounts into IRAs, a decision he doesn't regret. He highlights the benefits of lower fees, simplified account management, and better financial preparation for his family. By following a straightforward rollover process, he ensured no penalties or taxes, ultimately securing a more organized and cost-effective retirement plan. Read along with the original article(s) here: https://marriagekidsandmoney.com/why-you-should-rollover-your-401k-into-an-ira-and-how-to-do-it Quotes to ponder: “By cashing out, I would've had an approximate 40% cut to my money immediately. OUCH!” “Having all of our investment accounts in one spot was definitely a stress reliever for me.” “Those two words were very important to the process. This indicated that I DID NOT want to receive the money (big no-no!) and I wanted it to directly rollover to Fidelity.” Episode references: The Simple Path to Wealth: https://www.amazon.com/Simple-Path-Wealth-financial-independence/dp/1533667926 Money: Master the Game: https://www.amazon.com/MONEY-Master-Game-Financial-Freedom/dp/1476757801  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Optimal Business Daily - ARCHIVE 1 - Episodes 1-300 ONLY
1375: Why I Did A 401k Rollover After Leaving My Job (and How I Did It) by Andy Hill of Marriage Kids and Money01k Rollover After Leaving My Job (and How I Did It) by Andy Hill of Marriage Kids and Money

Optimal Business Daily - ARCHIVE 1 - Episodes 1-300 ONLY

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2024 11:10


Discover all of the podcasts in our network, search for specific episodes, get the Optimal Living Daily workbook, and learn more at: OLDPodcast.com. Episode 1375: After leaving his job, Andy Hill opted to roll over his 401k accounts into IRAs, a decision he doesn't regret. He highlights the benefits of lower fees, simplified account management, and better financial preparation for his family. By following a straightforward rollover process, he ensured no penalties or taxes, ultimately securing a more organized and cost-effective retirement plan. Read along with the original article(s) here: https://marriagekidsandmoney.com/why-you-should-rollover-your-401k-into-an-ira-and-how-to-do-it Quotes to ponder: “By cashing out, I would've had an approximate 40% cut to my money immediately. OUCH!” “Having all of our investment accounts in one spot was definitely a stress reliever for me.” “Those two words were very important to the process. This indicated that I DID NOT want to receive the money (big no-no!) and I wanted it to directly rollover to Fidelity.” Episode references: The Simple Path to Wealth: https://www.amazon.com/Simple-Path-Wealth-financial-independence/dp/1533667926 Money: Master the Game: https://www.amazon.com/MONEY-Master-Game-Financial-Freedom/dp/1476757801  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why Struggle? Podcast w Barbara J. Faison
2024 - Week 19 - Our Personal Guidance Systems (PGS)

Why Struggle? Podcast w Barbara J. Faison

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2024 10:35


LINKTR.EE/BARBARAFAISON This is a podcast about trusting your Personal Guidance System. Guess what y'all? It's National Meditation Month… I get a little geeky about this because meditation has been such an important part of my life since the 90's. I started meditating because I was struggling and tired of the struggle. Back then there was no YouTube or podcasts or any of the really cool technology that we have now. I bought Shakti Gawain's CASSETTE TAPE called Creative Visualization which was a 30 minute program. I thought I was going to EXPLODE. Trying to sit and visualize for me was very stressful. You see, when someone walks me through a beautiful visualization practice, I don't see a thing, just the black behind my eyelids. Lol Meditation is such a personal practice. Some people see images, others are really impacted by sounds and other people, like me, are more connected to feelings and sensations when they practice. My meditation practice is one of the key steps I take daily as I walk that journey. My practice now is totally different than when I first started. One of my favorite quotes from Dr. Michael Beckwith, is meditation is paying undistracted attention to reality, to the eternal, and to that which is real. It is learning to have dominion over your attention, so that you can place your attention where you want it to be. Science has now proven that what we focus on, our attention, and how we focus on it, our intention is what we manifest in our lives. If we focus on what we don't have, what we want, will not show up. I believe we all have what I call a PGS, Personal Guidance System. It is our own personal GPS, that navigates us around this earth. It is ALWAYS there even when we don't believe it is. It is there even if we don't listen to it. Early on in my meditation journey after I finished meditating, I believe it was in 1995/96, my PGS was very clear that I didn't need to go to work that day. There was nothing wrong with me, I was not sick. I had finished my 10 minutes a day practice and as I was walking around my apartment, I felt something in me that said… Don't go to work today. I remember it being very clear. Stay home. Guess what I did, I went to work. Just like the GPS will tell us something, and sometimes we ignore what the GPS says, the PGS will tell you something and it's up to you to listen and act. Just because we know how to get somewhere doesn't mean it is the best way to go at that moment. The mind chatter I had about not going to work that day went something like this. “ I can't just call into work sick, I'm not sick.” “ How can I call into work, or call out to work sick?”“ I don't have a personal emergency.” “ I need to go to work.” I went back-and-forth in my head with my mind about calling in because I was not sick. There were no wellness days back then. I think I had so much chatter because I had a wonderful boss who would have been fine with me taking the day. And again, I didn't trust my PGS. I was stalling and I was late leaving for work. I worked in downtown Atlanta and drove to the train station to go into the city. I turned left out of my apartment complex to drive to the station that was about five minutes closer than the usual station I went to. All that mind chatter had me flustered. I wanted to get on the train earlier, so I turned left. It was a split second decision to make that left turn. When I turned left a car came from around the curve and T-boned me. A little backstory. I was driving my 1990 silver Volkswagen Jetta, which I didn't care for. My whole life I had owned Japanese cars, they were very quiet. I wanted to try something different so I tried a German car. The truth is I DID NOT like that car, it was very loud. Look at that attention thing rearing its head. This was before I even knew about the power of our thoughts. Keep listening. All the links: LINKTR.EE/BARBARAFAISON --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/barbara-faison/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/barbara-faison/support

Move Swiftly
Morals over Money

Move Swiftly

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2024 7:33


A Daily Move Swiftly Thought, in which I spoke on an opportunity I had to steal a gatorade, and I DID NOT take it. MakeYaMove.com D1Transfer.com AswandC.com

Wine Women & Writing
Holly S Roberts and THE DETECTIVE EVE BENNETT SERIES in conversation Pamela Fagan Hutchins

Wine Women & Writing

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2024 38:36


From her career as a homicide detective to writing crime thrillers... sexy romance... cozy mysteries... and her upcoming shark thriller (yes, shark thriller), Holly S. Roberts, author of PRAY FOR HER from the Detective Eve Bennett series is a great person to read or to chat with, as she puts on full display in a conversation with bestselling author Pamela Fagan Hutchins.   About the Detective Eve Bennett series (book 1):   From Book 1:  “I literally couldn't stop reading… Had shivers down my spine… Sensational… Must-read… I keep thinking about this book.” @mommy_and_books, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐   As day breaks over the Tanner family home, the house is deadly silent and the door is firmly closed. Upstairs, the whole family lie cold and lifeless in their beds. All with the same look of fear in their unblinking eyes…   Detective Eve Bennet takes a steadying breath as she enters the main bedroom of the Tanners' modest home in the tight-knit town of Hilldale. Mrs Tanner's high-collared nightgown and her long plaited blonde hair are soaked in blood. Next to her, Mr Tanner's hands are clasped together in a final prayer.   Filled with dread, Eve forces herself towards the children's rooms. But instead of two children, she only finds one. Where is the youngest daughter, Hannah? And why are there long scratches across the walls?  Eve tracks Hannah down to her uncle's house nearby. But he won't let her step foot in the house.  Eve knows what it's like to be held captive by a family member, and fears for Hannah's safety. What is he terrified Hannah might reveal?  Back at the Tanner home, Eve makes a shocking discovery in the dust covered attic. Mr Tanner was hiding a dark secret from the rest of the community—the kind of secret someone would kill for.   Realizing another family could be in danger, Eve runs from the house and stumbles into the path of the one man she spent years trying to forget— and he won't let her get away this time.  Can Eve escape the evil that has haunted her whole life? And will she catch the killer before another innocent family is murdered?   Fans of Melinda Leigh, Kendra Elliot and Lisa Regan will be absolutely gripped by this explosive and totally unputdownable crime thriller from a USA Today bestselling author.   What readers are saying about Only Girl Alive:   “Had me hooked… Fantastic… Utterly compelling… The big reveal totally blindsided me. My jaw was on the floor.” Emma's Biblio Treasures, 5 stars   “UNPUTDOWNABLE… ADDICTIVE… Wow!!!… The hairs on my arms were standing on end and my heart was pounding… Omg, the twist!!! I DID NOT see that coming!!!… I cannot remember the last time I was so hooked… I read this in one sitting… I could not put it down!!… Absolutely hooked!!… I LOVED IT.” Bookworm86, 5 stars  “Had me gripped right from the very start. I couldn't put it down, I was hooked.” Goodreads reviewer   “Absolutely gripping… Will keep you reading late into the night, unable to put the book down for a second.” Goodreads reviewer   “I was immediately drawn in… I honestly did not want to put this book down… Edge of your seat.” Goodreads reviewer, 5 stars   --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crime-and-wine/support

4 Things with Amy Brown
Jesus Take The Wheel: From Self-Reliance to God's Guidance

4 Things with Amy Brown

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2023 38:05 Transcription Available


Rewind about 4 years ago to when my dear friend Ketric Newell told me something I DID NOT want to hear..."Leanne your Self-Imaging curriculum is GREAT, but I don't want you to teach it to the teenage girls at The Teen Dream Center....YET."Ugggh! The nerve of him to tell me it wasn't ready --  or that I wasn't ready! (Or whatever I perceived him to be saying to me.)But now I can see that he had a VERY good reason to say that to me, and it was this: I was still teaching "self-love" and "self-worth" as something that you do (strictly) through your OWN strength. In other words, it was this hyper-independent reliance on SELF to do all the heavy-lifting. And yes I was a little bit "butt hurt" (as the kids say nowadays) when I first heard him say that, but that's only because I didn't yet GET IT!That is...until I DID get it.Because in a world that often encourages self-sufficiency, this concept of letting go and allowing God to take the lead can feel a little daunting (or if you're anything like me....totally FOREIGN!) But what if you could see it in a whole new light?If you think that asking for help is WEAKNESS (as I raise my hands in admission)If you struggle with this idea of surrendering your burdens over to God or a higher power (boy did I ever!)  If you constantly feel like you have to prove how strong, able, tough, or [fill-in-the-blank] you are (SEE ALSO: my entire life before I let God in)...Then you will LOVE this intimate sit-down with a man I describe as a humble, poetic, prophetic named Ketric. It's an invitation to simply try on a new definition of "surrender" and the profound impacts that can happen when you shift from self-reliance to God's guidance.HOST: @LeanneEllingtonGUEST: @KetricYou can find out more about Ketric and the Teen Dream Center here:https://www.ketric.tv/https://www.teendreamcenter.com/To learn more about Leanne, head over to www.LeanneEllington.com, and to share your thoughts, questions, feedback, or guest suggestions instantly, head on over to www.WhatsGodGotToDoWithIt.com.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's God Got To Do With It? With Leanne Ellington
Jesus Take The Wheel: From Self-Reliance to God's Guidance

What's God Got To Do With It? With Leanne Ellington

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2023 38:05 Transcription Available


Rewind about 4 years ago to when my dear friend Ketric Newell told me something I DID NOT want to hear..."Leanne your Self-Imaging curriculum is GREAT, but I don't want you to teach it to the teenage girls at The Teen Dream Center....YET."Ugggh! The nerve of him to tell me it wasn't ready --  or that I wasn't ready! (Or whatever I perceived him to be saying to me.)But now I can see that he had a VERY good reason to say that to me, and it was this: I was still teaching "self-love" and "self-worth" as something that you do (strictly) through your OWN strength. In other words, it was this hyper-independent reliance on SELF to do all the heavy-lifting. And yes I was a little bit "butt hurt" (as the kids say nowadays) when I first heard him say that, but that's only because I didn't yet GET IT!That is...until I DID get it.Because in a world that often encourages self-sufficiency, this concept of letting go and allowing God to take the lead can feel a little daunting (or if you're anything like me....totally FOREIGN!) But what if you could see it in a whole new light?If you think that asking for help is WEAKNESS (as I raise my hands in admission)If you struggle with this idea of surrendering your burdens over to God or a higher power (boy did I ever!)  If you constantly feel like you have to prove how strong, able, tough, or [fill-in-the-blank] you are (SEE ALSO: my entire life before I let God in)...Then you will LOVE this intimate sit-down with a man I describe as a humble, poetic, prophetic named Ketric. It's an invitation to simply try on a new definition of "surrender" and the profound impacts that can happen when you shift from self-reliance to God's guidance.HOST: @LeanneEllingtonGUEST: @KetricYou can find out more about Ketric and the Teen Dream Center here:https://www.ketric.tv/https://www.teendreamcenter.com/To learn more about Leanne, head over to www.LeanneEllington.com, and to share your thoughts, questions, feedback, or guest suggestions instantly, head on over to www.WhatsGodGotToDoWithIt.com.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Redefine You Podcast

Hey babe - You know I release an episode every Monday and this week - I DID NOT. It has weighed on me all week, but I just could not find the words that I wanted to tell you.So here I am, coming to you real and raw and why I waited until today to release this episode. I'm growing. I'm leveling up. I'm realizing the responsibility this podcast is and the value that you deserve.I hope you will stick with me through this transition. Keep growing babe.Chat soon,BrooklynPlease leave a review!Support the show by sharing it with your friends and on social media. Don't forget to tag me! @brooklynragsdale

Fragmented to Whole: Life Lessons from 12 Step Recovery
My Vulnerable Share About Family Dysfunction and How It Results In Trauma | Episode 218

Fragmented to Whole: Life Lessons from 12 Step Recovery

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2023 29:15


{Content Warning: This episode has emotional mentions of abuse.}The thing with trauma is that sometimes it can pop up and trigger us when we're not expecting it. Last week, I attended a concert that brought up a lot of emotional trauma for me, and inspired by others in recovery, I decided to record my vulnerable thoughts and emotions in real-time to share with you. This week's episode 218 of the Fragmented to Whole Podcast is about my vulnerable share of family dysfunction and how it results in trauma.  Support the show by becoming a Patreon member! In this episode of the Fragmented to Whole Podcast, I'm sharing the raw and emotional story of the time my dad tried to strangle me when I was just 17 and how I have since come to understand that I DID NOT deserve that, despite my previous beliefs that his actions were a justified response to my behavior. Be sure to tune in to all the episodes to receive tons of practical tips on living a more whole life and to hear even more about the points outlined above.Thank you for listening! If you enjoyed this episode, take a screenshot of the episode to post in your stories and tag me!  And don't forget to follow, rate and review the podcast and tell me your key takeaways!Learn more about Fragmented to Whole at https://higherpowercc.com/podcast/ CONNECT WITH BARB NANGLE:Subscribe to “Friday Fragments” weekly newsletterFree boundaries resourcesFacebookInstagramPatreonWork with Barb! Buy Barb a tea

Fragmented to Whole: Life Lessons from 12 Step Recovery
My Vulnerable Share About Family Dysfunction and How It Results In Trauma | Episode 218

Fragmented to Whole: Life Lessons from 12 Step Recovery

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2023 29:15


{Content Warning: This episode has emotional mentions of abuse.}The thing with trauma is that sometimes it can pop up and trigger us when we're not expecting it. Last week, I attended a concert that brought up a lot of emotional trauma for me, and inspired by others in recovery, I decided to record my vulnerable thoughts and emotions in real-time to share with you. This week's episode 218 of the Fragmented to Whole Podcast is about my vulnerable share of family dysfunction and how it results in trauma.  Support the show by becoming a Patreon member! In this episode of the Fragmented to Whole Podcast, I'm sharing the raw and emotional story of the time my dad tried to strangle me when I was just 17 and how I have since come to understand that I DID NOT deserve that, despite my previous beliefs that his actions were a justified response to my behavior. Be sure to tune in to all the episodes to receive tons of practical tips on living a more whole life and to hear even more about the points outlined above.Thank you for listening! If you enjoyed this episode, take a screenshot of the episode to post in your stories and tag me!  And don't forget to follow, rate and review the podcast and tell me your key takeaways!Learn more about Fragmented to Whole at https://higherpowercc.com/podcast/ CONNECT WITH BARB NANGLE:Subscribe to “Friday Fragments” weekly newsletterFree boundaries resourcesFacebookInstagramPatreonWork with Barb! Buy Barb a tea

Maybe You're Like Me with Alicia Watson
Ep. 46 | … and you had to pick yourself up and get back in position

Maybe You're Like Me with Alicia Watson

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2023 44:30


Maybe you're like me and you had to pick yourself up and get back into position.This episode comes with a trigger warning for grief (so if that something you can't deal with right now I totally understand -- please save this one for later).In this episode I go more into detail about the emotional rollercoaster ride I have been on in the last five years and how I refuse to let it all take me out. I share biblical inspiration and what actions I have been motivated to take (and not take) to shift my perspective, pick myself up and get myself together after life knocked me down and tried to keep me there. If you're having a similar experiences I hope that you can do things that look like self care to you to refill your cup, recalibrate your perspective and motivate you to keep moving forward in love with peace and hope. I know that going through traumatic things back to back to back can have you subconsciously (and, shoot, even consciously) questioning God's love for you. There were so many times through all of this where I DID NOT feel like God's favorite. But nothing can separate us from his love. Nothing. And caring for yourself in such a way with faith helps you to be reminded of that through his grace.Thank you so much to everyone who has rallied around us and shown support, kindness, thoughtfulness, sympathy, and love throughout these trying times for me and my family.  You have truly been the hands and feet of God.______________*Connect on Instagram*Grab a copy of my latest book: Secret Donuts: A Journey to Getting Over Your Weight, Aligned with God and into Your Purpose"In Secret Donuts, Alicia Watson takes us through her story of her obsession with losing weight, something she believed was a necessary step to carrying out her purpose, when in fact her compulsive need to do so was the hindrance."*Maybe you're like me and you need something tangible to navigate life's tough seasons. It's important to have the strategy and resources to come out on top. Take this short quiz to be matched with a tool you can use to flourish no matter what life has thrown your way: https://bit.ly/overcomersquiz

The Music Authority LIVE STREAM Show
April 14, 2023 Friday Hour 4

The Music Authority LIVE STREAM Show

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2023 60:08


Due to tech issues and getting those said issues fixed…I DID NOT do a show on Wednesday OR Thursday.  Earlier today I did three hours as Wednesday's make good show.  Now, these three hours, which this is the first of, is Thursday's make good show.  “100% Random Access play Selection!”  Surprises!  Surprises!  Surprises!  Friday's three hour make good will run tomorrow, Saturday!  Confused?  I know I am!  The Music Authority Podcast...listen, like, comment, download, share, repeat…heard daily on Podchaser, Deezer, Amazon Music, Audible, Listen Notes, Google Podcast Manager, Mixcloud, Player FM, Stitcher, Tune In, Podcast Addict, Cast Box, Radio Public, and Pocket Cast, and APPLE iTunes!  Follow the show on TWITTER JimPrell@TMusicAuthority!  Please, are you listening? Please, are you sharing the podcast?  Please, has a podcast mention been placed into your social media?  How does and can one listen in? Let me list the ways...*Podcast - https://themusicauthority.transistor.fm/   The Music Authority Podcast!  Special Recorded Network Shows, too!   Different than my daily show! *Radio Candy Radio Monday Wednesday, & Friday 7PM ET, 4PM PT*Rockin' The KOR Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday at 7PM UK time, 2PM ET, 11AM PT  www.koradio.rocks*Pop Radio UK Friday, Saturday, & Sunday 6PM UK, 1PM ET, 10AM PT!  *The Sole Of Indie Monday Through Friday 6-7PM EST!April 14, 2023, Makin “Good” from missing yesterday…Friday Hour 4…Orbis 2.0 - TMA SHOW OPEN THEMEJoules - HeroesVan Duren - For A While@The Natives - You Really Are (Penny Jo Pullus Scott Sterling Mike Lowery)Phil Angotti - Save It For Later [IPO Vol 6]Kurt Baker - 01 Quit Dancing With My Girl [Brand New B-Sides]AJ Rosales - 11 - On The Cusp [Manifestations]The Bishop's Daredevil Stunt Club - Starpower [End Over End]Groovy Uncle & Suzi Chunk - Singer - 05 My Precious TimeThe Kite Collectors - 06 Blind [Clockface]The Wandering Ones - 10 - Silky & Smooth [Rebel Rousers] (Rum Bar Records)Cody Melville - 02 One More Good Night [Tremble] (Produced By @Mick Ronson)The Explorers Club - 10. The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore [To Sing And Be Born Again] (Goldstar Recordings)The Jigsaw Seen - 01 Have A Wonderful DayJosie Cotton - Cold War Spy [Rodney On The Rock! Vol. 4] (Geza X Records)Rich Arithmetic - 12 Book of Lamentations (A Sordid Lament) [Shifting Gears]Hayley and the Crushers – AngelyneThe Difficult Stranger - 06 Love Still Blind [Creepy Valentine]

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential
‘Post- Season Recognizance.'

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 25:44


You went to fame school. Yah. With Skrillex. [Supacree is a Skrillex] Yah. —?! What!? Nobody goes to fame school— Wut. —with that guy! Wut. Seriously, Cree. What is your life?? —?! Wait, what?! Yeah, bitch! Skrillex was your PROFESSOR!? Lol n0o0ooo. I had Deadmau5z. awhat. And Armin. Armin Van Buuren?! Ya. And— CHRISTOPHER WALKEN vs. SUPACREE -_- —__^ *_- ^__ __/ *_* >< … —-__—- Ok. Alright. Show me what you got. SUPACREE plays a beat. You know where this is going. We all know where this is going. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN that was OK. “OK”?! Yeah. *shrugs* OK. You know what— You know what it needs? …what's it need? —-more cowbell. I beg your pardon. Please, don't beg. It was perfect. It was OK. You're not OK. —maybe I'm not. You're definitely not. —know what helps? Don't tell me: More fucking cowbell. ‘This is dead Skrillex' I couldn't have been the only person to have realized the change in his music was drastic l—an now that I was no longer afraid to do my research, I was putting together a picture from conclsion I had already drawn long ago—his problems with alcohol, connections with women, and the other darknesses otherwise unseen to the general public that had come to me in dreams and visions consistently in the years since our ‘meeting'. It seemed as so that he may have been as miserable on his own birthday as I was, and though late and also somehow just in time, I had discovered a string of tweets that had confirmed that everything I knew in totality to be true; the darkness in his music, a result of grief and inner struggle—the cost of fame and fortune's weight having removed the broad spectrums of color and elegant, blissful, animated and moving motions in his music; it wasn't that it wasn't beautiful any longer, just darker—as if something was lost, and, as I had assumed, the cancelled shows and shadows of the staged Skrillex seen at the surface, a mere crying glimpse of the real Sonny that for whatever reason was psychically attached from my soul. That's because he doesn't have Skrillex. I have Skrillex. Yeah, I know. You should probably give it back. I would if I could! Maybe that's why he followed me to New York. You really think he wants this thing back?! Wouldn't you? I mean his new music is OKAY. JUST OKAY?! KIDZ: THIS IS AWESOME. You brats are brainwashed. Sonny and I must have died around the same time—otherwise, ‘how would it make sense for any of it to have happened the way that it had?', I thought. And for not the first time, but perchance a rare second, I considered that perhaps whatever I had been experiencing with him, had happened also to him, but with me— During THE LOVERS QUARREL, PETRUTHEIO deals a deadly and near fatal blow by dagger, pericibg through her armor— SIR JYRE, who has just exited a deep state of meditation in which he was gifted a VISIONARY FORESIGHT, which allows him to have seen the result of c'ESME'T AND PETRUTHEIO's premarital consummation; the conception of a child, and heir to the throne of the UNITED KINGDOMS OF ASCENCIA The UNITED KINGDOMS OF ACENCIA?! It's a working title. Idk what to call this place. We'll see. Well, the aignifigance of that character sure has worked himself in overtime. Well, of course, I had the dream walker's eyes on my wall, But hadn't fathomed the actual WHOOPI GOLDBERG. What are you doing? FLASHBACK approx 2003: APPLBEES is having an ART AUCTION. Lol. MOM You can have anything you want from here. YOUNG SUPACREE Anything? Really? MOM Yes. YOUNG SUPACREE Hmm… [selects an autographed photo of Whoopi Goldberg] MOM That's what you want? YOUNG SUPACREE Yeah. WHOOPI GOLDBERG You were a weird fucking kid, you know that? SUPACREE Yeah. I know. CUT TO: ASCENCIA SIR JYRE Her life must be spared. She is immortal and therefore would again be born. But—her body. CUT TO: HEAVEN SUPACREE I'd like to marry these two songs, please. GOD Hmmm. Yesterday>< Yesterday GOD (CON'T) Ask Johnny Lennon. SUPACREE ok. CUT TO: LIZ LEMON IS VERY DRUNK Look, I don't know what they told you about me, but— You should not do this. This series is strange. CUT TO: JOHN LEGEND is on a mushroom trip. WELL, WELL, WELL. Wtf is this Watch this. Lol did I ever write that scene about being Chrissy Tiegen's Emotional Support Animal? I might have. Idk Sorry I'm late. You look nice. I always do. - Beans and rices Yup. Again. Yeah. But only cause it rhymed. Don't get cocky. Ooh. This isn't over yet. *working our furiously* What is WRONG WITH YOU?! What isn't wrong with me?! Look at these flutes. Ooh. *glutes. Oh my GOD. GEOFF. WHAt!'n WhaT IS HAPENNING RIGHT NOW. I'm- Tittles. I DONT KNOW. It's an OCEAN OF// DONT SAY IT “An Ocean of DONT” Nobody is safe. Don't touch me! I wasn't touching you! Don't think about touching me! Stop—using your telepathy. I'm always using my telepathy. Please don't do this. Don't do what. If you touch that girl, we'll kill you and your entire family. Family? I don't have a family. You do now— What's that mean [the man slams down a stack of papers onto the table between them. —congratulations. —?! You're getting married. Is this a contract? It's an arrangement. It's a contract! The choices we make are the choices we make. I'm not signing this. WHAT'D HE DOOOOO?! WHATD'D SHE DOOOOOOOO?! WHAT DID I DO?! WHAT DID THEY nice socks. NO DICKSTRACTIONS, Ugh. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Diplo. What. Get over here. What happened. What? I need you to do something for me. What is it? Does it matter? Kinda. Look. I'm gonna buy you an entire closet full of weird shorts. Ok. Just so I can watch you walk around in them. Ok. AN EVEN MORE TERRIFYING, EQUALLY AS DESTRUCTIVE— (If not more) —DRAGON HAS DESCENDED UPON… Where is this, “Earth” *DRAGON SCREECHES* GODDAAAAAMMMNNNNN!!! This dragon might be worse than the first dragon! *Eats Entire BASSCON STAGE* This is definitely worse. *TOTAL ABSOLUTE CHAOS* BASSCON! Are we at EDC!? *DRAGON* Well, not anymore. :Pause Huh Where's Timmy trumpet SUPACREE Double pause! SUPACREE!!! SUNNÏ BLŪ wouldn't that just be restarting the track. SUPACREE NO. SUNMÏ BLŪ Ugh. Ū I smell a mashup, where is it? ITS OVER HERE. Go grab it, I'll wait here. What! I gotta man the decks. MAN THE DECKS. Oh shit, it's pirates. JACK. Captain… SIR JYRE! Your majesty?! CHRISTOPHER NOLAN so who wants to actually try it? What's his name again? LEONARDO DICAPRIO I'm good. Oh, this is what this has to do with that… JOHNNY DEPP I'll try it. LEONARDO DICAPRIO Are you crazy?! JOHNNY DEPP No… [sniffs cocaine] (Easter egg: jerry smith is in the background$ JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) Now I'm crazy. put me in. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN Alright. Christ. Now I gotta watch Inception AND Tenet. Yep. Nice, here she comes. When?! TONIGHT . I have shit to d— DEADMAU5 Go to sleep. K. Cant stand to see you twisted, I'm a pyromaniac; Plan to see you lifted I'm in pain, a chain reaction— I mismanaged a damaged actors pan; The plan was actually a disaster, After that, I might have laughed Hadn't it been my last can of Garbanzos SUNNI. )&2&;@2@2$ YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL. SUCK MY DICK. AGHHJJJ. Well. TMZ is here. This is a disaster. NEXT, WE LEARN: THE Oh my God. WhT. This is probably the worst thing I've ever written. Not the worst. Nope: this is the worst. Maybe it's just bad on paper. It's bad no matter how you — CONTROL, JANET PRIVACY. Here. Wtf is this. LEGENDS: FAME SCHOOL You don't have to tell me nothing, I pull up and hit the button, I'm about the some lunch and pass the duchie Motherfucker call me Sutton I'm the govenor; Not dissin on your mother but I'm lovin her, McMuffin out the oven and I'm stuffed Uh—what? Bruh. Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button You don't have to tell me nothing I pull up and hit the button I pull up and hit the button Mickey Mouse, you're Donald duckin it, I'm somethin something somethin with my cousin With the plug in and it's —-uhhhh—- lavender scented, Never vanilla, imma killa Laying beats and making Skrilla Furrealluh I pull up and spin for like a minute You don't have to tell me nothin I just— Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button I'm a super star rapper, If anyone asked— I live in a mansion I'll Janet Jackson on your ass, You ain't even have to ask, I'm an assassin Captain Jackin Cracker jacks and a Idk what I was about to write here, but— SHAQ: YOU FUCKED UP. I DID NOT. YOU CERTAINLY DID. I CERTAINLY DID NOT- NOT IF YOU'RE SAYING IT. AGH. *LIFTS* DON'aT KILL ME. I'm not going to kill you— Okay. Someone else is going to kill you; I'm simply the best mode of transportation available. *beast mode of transportation available* Lol What are you doing?! Opening a portal. WHAT. To WHERE. I don't know— What? Drop the bass. I most certainly will not DROP THE BASS! OK!OK! PUSH THE BUTTON. OK—JESUS CHRIST. SUPACREE drops the bass; a portal opens. Put me down. I'm afraid not. I'm just afraid. I almost liked New York. I did. Too much. Then: you know what happened? I got to a ‘The Bronx.' UNH. It was gross! Take it back! Throw the whole thing away. Yuck. Fuck The Bronx. And If you're from The Bronx: fuck you. Go fuck your self. Gross. Pick up your trash. Ugh. Now THAT reminded me of LA. Gross. The whole thing is the hood. I was at the laundromat, And I was sitting on top of the washing machine so I could watch my clothes dry and hypnotize myself into getting out of the Bronx Yeah And this little guy: He's three years old. He looks up at me, and he's like “Wow! How'd you get up there?!l And I told him “I'm a superhero!” And he says “You're a superhero?” I said, “Yeah”, He says “No, you're the bad guy!” I said, “Are you sure?” He's like “Yeah!” I'm like “If you say so!” You know if a 3 year old tells you you're the bad guy; You're the bad guy. I'm like “Damn, even he knows” Then again, He is a tiny black man; So of course I'll this is probably just his foresight coming in. It fucked me up a little bit. I'm thinking “Trust me dude, in 20 years— You're the bad guy I promise” I'm not being racist. It's just at this age, The hard thing about being a jaded, nearly middle aged woman just peaking the peak of her prime and still single— I'm like, “Dang. All dudes just—cheat. This is what they do.” So I'm ruined. I'm looking at a group of like 14 year old boys like “YOU HEARTLESS FOOLS.” Lol I saw this couple of kids on the bus; they had to be in like middle school It grosssed me out so much my stomach hurt They were making out; I'm like “gross” The kid was like 15, but super tall so it looked weird; but you could tell he was still a kid, cause he had braces, but he was like 6 feet tall. Fucking weird. The girl might have been like 12-13–but she hadn't hit her growth spurt yet so she looked 8 I'm like “Fucking gross” And they were Latina, So you know— She might just stay that size forever. I'm like “Ew!” They're all lovey docey, kissing and shit I'm almost 30c they look like literal children I had to turn my head It grossed me out cl. But I'm looking at these kids and I'm trying to fuxkib telepathically tell this little girl : RUN AWAY. HE WILL IILL YOU. He's probably already talking to at least 90 other girls on Twitter right now! Run away! He'll fuck you UP. That's what they do. So yeah, I see like toddlers now and I'm like Damn, you're ao cute now, You're gonna grow up to burn bodies! I look at how young innocence just gets shattered: It's so sad. Have you ever seen a toddler twerking? Fucking disgusting. Gross. Little kids in bikinis?! What's that for?! Stop that shit. People like to forget there's nasty people out there. So Supacree's a comedian, now? In one dimension, yeah! (Or several of them.) This bitch That bitch. Oooh--that bitch This bitch is about to-- She's really going to Oh yeah, I remember! She did do that! She did. She did do that. No, she didn't! But she DID. ____AND DEN____ Yo, fuck this shit. Yeah. We gotta go. Go. Go where? Hm. Where. I don't care where. Ooh, fuck this shit. But this shit's free. It's not free; we're paying in energy. Vampires I can't take it! [jumps out of window] Oh, fuck. (Don't worry, she comes back later) What's “Later”? [Later.] Oh, you're back. Yeah, well--we're on the ground floor High rise. Sounds nice Oh. Lets go there. I want to go to there Pick up your face , Liz Lemon. Pick up your room: What the fuck happened in here? What did happen. Come on, dude. We gotta go. I am not going to do this. I'm not going through this. We have to do it. This isn't-- Get in, you're already wasting my time, and I hate it--I hate you. Get in the car. I'm not gonna get in a car with you, after you just told me, you hate me. Get in the car. I'm not getting in your car! It's not my car; Just, get in! No! I don't know what the fuck is about to happen. I do. Get in the fucking-- Wait, he does? I already told you, Dillon's been in this shit for a minute. Nobody takes this guy seriously, but hes a fucking legend. I get it You don't get it; He's a legend. Did she see the--? Yeah? And did she listen to the---? She did...and...Chak Chel? Eh? I'm not proud of what we did. I see. But it was beautiful, magnificent. Oh, fuck--what happened to Dillon? He's...incapacitated. I see that. Yeah. Everyone can see that. What happened to him? I wasn't there. I didn't go over there. Yes you did--I saw you go over there! I didn't go over there.l Yes you did, I saw you-- What happened over there? Uh, over where? Over what? Wait. Go back. Back...WHERE? ...to that. What. That last thing. Which. Last. Thing. That-- UGH. Now, what are we gonna do? I guess we just die here. I had a dream, I got everything I wanted. LOL. That spaceship had to be long gone. Long gone. I mean, by the time it hit my planet, I don't even know if the lifeform inside was aware she had been saved. I WAS HAPPY IN MY SPACESHIP It. Landed. Why are you drunk at 10 AM. There's no 10 AM on this planet. Well, it's 10 AM. I'm serious. Dude. What? What happens when you actually, accidentally starve yourself to death on one of these fasts. These aren't just fasts--they are quests. These quests are getting intense. I'll tell you what's intense How about, don't mention it. She didn't mention it. Not even a hint? Mm-mm. No Say again. No thank you. Excuse me? I don't repeat myself, you heard me the first time. It's simple. But-- You asked. I said no. But...we already knew the answer was yes. Oh, you did/? ...Yes…? When did you last see Skrillex? Like, in the flesh? Like--yeah--forreal. I don't know You don't know. I really don't know! Agh--great, dude FUCK THIS SERIES. Oh shit, he does have magic Look at that. That's fancy. REALITY QUAKES. Oh shit. What happened. HE DROPPED THE-- No, wait--go back-- ...to what? I thought that reality shattered. Which one. The one with Skrillex in it. Which Skrillex Any of them. NO, NO, NO--!!! Calm down GET HIM--AWAY from HERE. Oh. I'm SERIOUS. GET HIM OUT OF HERE. Okay Wait, what did we-- RUN. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

Gerald’s World.
‘Post - Season Recognizance.'

Gerald’s World.

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 25:44


You went to fame school. Yah. With Skrillex. [Supacree is a Skrillex] Yah. —?! What!? Nobody goes to fame school— Wut. —with that guy! Wut. Seriously, Cree. What is your life?? —?! Wait, what?! Yeah, bitch! Skrillex was your PROFESSOR!? Lol n0o0ooo. I had Deadmau5z. awhat. And Armin. Armin Van Buuren?! Ya. And— CHRISTOPHER WALKEN vs. SUPACREE -_- —__^ *_- ^__ __/ *_* >< … —-__—- Ok. Alright. Show me what you got. SUPACREE plays a beat. You know where this is going. We all know where this is going. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN that was OK. “OK”?! Yeah. *shrugs* OK. You know what— You know what it needs? …what's it need? —-more cowbell. I beg your pardon. Please, don't beg. It was perfect. It was OK. You're not OK. —maybe I'm not. You're definitely not. —know what helps? Don't tell me: More fucking cowbell. ‘This is dead Skrillex' I couldn't have been the only person to have realized the change in his music was drastic l—an now that I was no longer afraid to do my research, I was putting together a picture from conclsion I had already drawn long ago—his problems with alcohol, connections with women, and the other darknesses otherwise unseen to the general public that had come to me in dreams and visions consistently in the years since our ‘meeting'. It seemed as so that he may have been as miserable on his own birthday as I was, and though late and also somehow just in time, I had discovered a string of tweets that had confirmed that everything I knew in totality to be true; the darkness in his music, a result of grief and inner struggle—the cost of fame and fortune's weight having removed the broad spectrums of color and elegant, blissful, animated and moving motions in his music; it wasn't that it wasn't beautiful any longer, just darker—as if something was lost, and, as I had assumed, the cancelled shows and shadows of the staged Skrillex seen at the surface, a mere crying glimpse of the real Sonny that for whatever reason was psychically attached from my soul. That's because he doesn't have Skrillex. I have Skrillex. Yeah, I know. You should probably give it back. I would if I could! Maybe that's why he followed me to New York. You really think he wants this thing back?! Wouldn't you? I mean his new music is OKAY. JUST OKAY?! KIDZ: THIS IS AWESOME. You brats are brainwashed. Sonny and I must have died around the same time—otherwise, ‘how would it make sense for any of it to have happened the way that it had?', I thought. And for not the first time, but perchance a rare second, I considered that perhaps whatever I had been experiencing with him, had happened also to him, but with me— During THE LOVERS QUARREL, PETRUTHEIO deals a deadly and near fatal blow by dagger, pericibg through her armor— SIR JYRE, who has just exited a deep state of meditation in which he was gifted a VISIONARY FORESIGHT, which allows him to have seen the result of c'ESME'T AND PETRUTHEIO's premarital consummation; the conception of a child, and heir to the throne of the UNITED KINGDOMS OF ASCENCIA The UNITED KINGDOMS OF ACENCIA?! It's a working title. Idk what to call this place. We'll see. Well, the aignifigance of that character sure has worked himself in overtime. Well, of course, I had the dream walker's eyes on my wall, But hadn't fathomed the actual WHOOPI GOLDBERG. What are you doing? FLASHBACK approx 2003: APPLBEES is having an ART AUCTION. Lol. MOM You can have anything you want from here. YOUNG SUPACREE Anything? Really? MOM Yes. YOUNG SUPACREE Hmm… [selects an autographed photo of Whoopi Goldberg] MOM That's what you want? YOUNG SUPACREE Yeah. WHOOPI GOLDBERG You were a weird fucking kid, you know that? SUPACREE Yeah. I know. CUT TO: ASCENCIA SIR JYRE Her life must be spared. She is immortal and therefore would again be born. But—her body. CUT TO: HEAVEN SUPACREE I'd like to marry these two songs, please. GOD Hmmm. Yesterday>< Yesterday GOD (CON'T) Ask Johnny Lennon. SUPACREE ok. CUT TO: LIZ LEMON IS VERY DRUNK Look, I don't know what they told you about me, but— You should not do this. This series is strange. CUT TO: JOHN LEGEND is on a mushroom trip. WELL, WELL, WELL. Wtf is this Watch this. Lol did I ever write that scene about being Chrissy Tiegen's Emotional Support Animal? I might have. Idk Sorry I'm late. You look nice. I always do. - Beans and rices Yup. Again. Yeah. But only cause it rhymed. Don't get cocky. Ooh. This isn't over yet. *working our furiously* What is WRONG WITH YOU?! What isn't wrong with me?! Look at these flutes. Ooh. *glutes. Oh my GOD. GEOFF. WHAt!'n WhaT IS HAPENNING RIGHT NOW. I'm- Tittles. I DONT KNOW. It's an OCEAN OF// DONT SAY IT “An Ocean of DONT” Nobody is safe. Don't touch me! I wasn't touching you! Don't think about touching me! Stop—using your telepathy. I'm always using my telepathy. Please don't do this. Don't do what. If you touch that girl, we'll kill you and your entire family. Family? I don't have a family. You do now— What's that mean [the man slams down a stack of papers onto the table between them. —congratulations. —?! You're getting married. Is this a contract? It's an arrangement. It's a contract! The choices we make are the choices we make. I'm not signing this. WHAT'D HE DOOOOO?! WHATD'D SHE DOOOOOOOO?! WHAT DID I DO?! WHAT DID THEY nice socks. NO DICKSTRACTIONS, Ugh. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Diplo. What. Get over here. What happened. What? I need you to do something for me. What is it? Does it matter? Kinda. Look. I'm gonna buy you an entire closet full of weird shorts. Ok. Just so I can watch you walk around in them. Ok. AN EVEN MORE TERRIFYING, EQUALLY AS DESTRUCTIVE— (If not more) —DRAGON HAS DESCENDED UPON… Where is this, “Earth” *DRAGON SCREECHES* GODDAAAAAMMMNNNNN!!! This dragon might be worse than the first dragon! *Eats Entire BASSCON STAGE* This is definitely worse. *TOTAL ABSOLUTE CHAOS* BASSCON! Are we at EDC!? *DRAGON* Well, not anymore. :Pause Huh Where's Timmy trumpet SUPACREE Double pause! SUPACREE!!! SUNNÏ BLŪ wouldn't that just be restarting the track. SUPACREE NO. SUNMÏ BLŪ Ugh. Ū I smell a mashup, where is it? ITS OVER HERE. Go grab it, I'll wait here. What! I gotta man the decks. MAN THE DECKS. Oh shit, it's pirates. JACK. Captain… SIR JYRE! Your majesty?! CHRISTOPHER NOLAN so who wants to actually try it? What's his name again? LEONARDO DICAPRIO I'm good. Oh, this is what this has to do with that… JOHNNY DEPP I'll try it. LEONARDO DICAPRIO Are you crazy?! JOHNNY DEPP No… [sniffs cocaine] (Easter egg: jerry smith is in the background$ JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) Now I'm crazy. put me in. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN Alright. Christ. Now I gotta watch Inception AND Tenet. Yep. Nice, here she comes. When?! TONIGHT . I have shit to d— DEADMAU5 Go to sleep. K. Cant stand to see you twisted, I'm a pyromaniac; Plan to see you lifted I'm in pain, a chain reaction— I mismanaged a damaged actors pan; The plan was actually a disaster, After that, I might have laughed Hadn't it been my last can of Garbanzos SUNNI. )&2&;@2@2$ YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL. SUCK MY DICK. AGHHJJJ. Well. TMZ is here. This is a disaster. NEXT, WE LEARN: THE Oh my God. WhT. This is probably the worst thing I've ever written. Not the worst. Nope: this is the worst. Maybe it's just bad on paper. It's bad no matter how you — CONTROL, JANET PRIVACY. Here. Wtf is this. LEGENDS: FAME SCHOOL You don't have to tell me nothing, I pull up and hit the button, I'm about the some lunch and pass the duchie Motherfucker call me Sutton I'm the govenor; Not dissin on your mother but I'm lovin her, McMuffin out the oven and I'm stuffed Uh—what? Bruh. Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button You don't have to tell me nothing I pull up and hit the button I pull up and hit the button Mickey Mouse, you're Donald duckin it, I'm somethin something somethin with my cousin With the plug in and it's —-uhhhh—- lavender scented, Never vanilla, imma killa Laying beats and making Skrilla Furrealluh I pull up and spin for like a minute You don't have to tell me nothin I just— Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button I'm a super star rapper, If anyone asked— I live in a mansion I'll Janet Jackson on your ass, You ain't even have to ask, I'm an assassin Captain Jackin Cracker jacks and a Idk what I was about to write here, but— SHAQ: YOU FUCKED UP. I DID NOT. YOU CERTAINLY DID. I CERTAINLY DID NOT- NOT IF YOU'RE SAYING IT. AGH. *LIFTS* DON'aT KILL ME. I'm not going to kill you— Okay. Someone else is going to kill you; I'm simply the best mode of transportation available. *beast mode of transportation available* Lol What are you doing?! Opening a portal. WHAT. To WHERE. I don't know— What? Drop the bass. I most certainly will not DROP THE BASS! OK!OK! PUSH THE BUTTON. OK—JESUS CHRIST. SUPACREE drops the bass; a portal opens. Put me down. I'm afraid not. I'm just afraid. I almost liked New York. I did. Too much. Then: you know what happened? I got to a ‘The Bronx.' UNH. It was gross! Take it back! Throw the whole thing away. Yuck. Fuck The Bronx. And If you're from The Bronx: fuck you. Go fuck your self. Gross. Pick up your trash. Ugh. Now THAT reminded me of LA. Gross. The whole thing is the hood. I was at the laundromat, And I was sitting on top of the washing machine so I could watch my clothes dry and hypnotize myself into getting out of the Bronx Yeah And this little guy: He's three years old. He looks up at me, and he's like “Wow! How'd you get up there?!l And I told him “I'm a superhero!” And he says “You're a superhero?” I said, “Yeah”, He says “No, you're the bad guy!” I said, “Are you sure?” He's like “Yeah!” I'm like “If you say so!” You know if a 3 year old tells you you're the bad guy; You're the bad guy. I'm like “Damn, even he knows” Then again, He is a tiny black man; So of course I'll this is probably just his foresight coming in. It fucked me up a little bit. I'm thinking “Trust me dude, in 20 years— You're the bad guy I promise” I'm not being racist. It's just at this age, The hard thing about being a jaded, nearly middle aged woman just peaking the peak of her prime and still single— I'm like, “Dang. All dudes just—cheat. This is what they do.” So I'm ruined. I'm looking at a group of like 14 year old boys like “YOU HEARTLESS FOOLS.” Lol I saw this couple of kids on the bus; they had to be in like middle school It grosssed me out so much my stomach hurt They were making out; I'm like “gross” The kid was like 15, but super tall so it looked weird; but you could tell he was still a kid, cause he had braces, but he was like 6 feet tall. Fucking weird. The girl might have been like 12-13–but she hadn't hit her growth spurt yet so she looked 8 I'm like “Fucking gross” And they were Latina, So you know— She might just stay that size forever. I'm like “Ew!” They're all lovey docey, kissing and shit I'm almost 30c they look like literal children I had to turn my head It grossed me out cl. But I'm looking at these kids and I'm trying to fuxkib telepathically tell this little girl : RUN AWAY. HE WILL IILL YOU. He's probably already talking to at least 90 other girls on Twitter right now! Run away! He'll fuck you UP. That's what they do. So yeah, I see like toddlers now and I'm like Damn, you're ao cute now, You're gonna grow up to burn bodies! I look at how young innocence just gets shattered: It's so sad. Have you ever seen a toddler twerking? Fucking disgusting. Gross. Little kids in bikinis?! What's that for?! Stop that shit. People like to forget there's nasty people out there. So Supacree's a comedian, now? In one dimension, yeah! (Or several of them.) This bitch That bitch. Oooh--that bitch This bitch is about to-- She's really going to Oh yeah, I remember! She did do that! She did. She did do that. No, she didn't! But she DID. ____AND DEN____ Yo, fuck this shit. Yeah. We gotta go. Go. Go where? Hm. Where. I don't care where. Ooh, fuck this shit. But this shit's free. It's not free; we're paying in energy. Vampires I can't take it! [jumps out of window] Oh, fuck. (Don't worry, she comes back later) What's “Later”? [Later.] Oh, you're back. Yeah, well--we're on the ground floor High rise. Sounds nice Oh. Lets go there. I want to go to there Pick up your face , Liz Lemon. Pick up your room: What the fuck happened in here? What did happen. Come on, dude. We gotta go. I am not going to do this. I'm not going through this. We have to do it. This isn't-- Get in, you're already wasting my time, and I hate it--I hate you. Get in the car. I'm not gonna get in a car with you, after you just told me, you hate me. Get in the car. I'm not getting in your car! It's not my car; Just, get in! No! I don't know what the fuck is about to happen. I do. Get in the fucking-- Wait, he does? I already told you, Dillon's been in this shit for a minute. Nobody takes this guy seriously, but hes a fucking legend. I get it You don't get it; He's a legend. Did she see the--? Yeah? And did she listen to the---? She did...and...Chak Chel? Eh? I'm not proud of what we did. I see. But it was beautiful, magnificent. Oh, fuck--what happened to Dillon? He's...incapacitated. I see that. Yeah. Everyone can see that. What happened to him? I wasn't there. I didn't go over there. Yes you did--I saw you go over there! I didn't go over there.l Yes you did, I saw you-- What happened over there? Uh, over where? Over what? Wait. Go back. Back...WHERE? ...to that. What. That last thing. Which. Last. Thing. That-- UGH. Now, what are we gonna do? I guess we just die here. I had a dream, I got everything I wanted. LOL. That spaceship had to be long gone. Long gone. I mean, by the time it hit my planet, I don't even know if the lifeform inside was aware she had been saved. I WAS HAPPY IN MY SPACESHIP It. Landed. Why are you drunk at 10 AM. There's no 10 AM on this planet. Well, it's 10 AM. I'm serious. Dude. What? What happens when you actually, accidentally starve yourself to death on one of these fasts. These aren't just fasts--they are quests. These quests are getting intense. I'll tell you what's intense How about, don't mention it. She didn't mention it. Not even a hint? Mm-mm. No Say again. No thank you. Excuse me? I don't repeat myself, you heard me the first time. It's simple. But-- You asked. I said no. But...we already knew the answer was yes. Oh, you did/? ...Yes…? When did you last see Skrillex? Like, in the flesh? Like--yeah--forreal. I don't know You don't know. I really don't know! Agh--great, dude FUCK THIS SERIES. Oh shit, he does have magic Look at that. That's fancy. REALITY QUAKES. Oh shit. What happened. HE DROPPED THE-- No, wait--go back-- ...to what? I thought that reality shattered. Which one. The one with Skrillex in it. Which Skrillex Any of them. NO, NO, NO--!!! Calm down GET HIM--AWAY from HERE. Oh. I'm SERIOUS. GET HIM OUT OF HERE. Okay Wait, what did we-- RUN. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]
‘Post-Season Recognizance.'

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 25:44


You went to fame school. Yah. With Skrillex. [Supacree is a Skrillex] Yah. —?! What!? Nobody goes to fame school— Wut. —with that guy! Wut. Seriously, Cree. What is your life?? —?! Wait, what?! Yeah, bitch! Skrillex was your PROFESSOR!? Lol n0o0ooo. I had Deadmau5z. awhat. And Armin. Armin Van Buuren?! Ya. And— CHRISTOPHER WALKEN vs. SUPACREE -_- —__^ *_- ^__ __/ *_* >< … —-__—- Ok. Alright. Show me what you got. SUPACREE plays a beat. You know where this is going. We all know where this is going. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN that was OK. “OK”?! Yeah. *shrugs* OK. You know what— You know what it needs? …what's it need? —-more cowbell. I beg your pardon. Please, don't beg. It was perfect. It was OK. You're not OK. —maybe I'm not. You're definitely not. —know what helps? Don't tell me: More fucking cowbell. ‘This is dead Skrillex' I couldn't have been the only person to have realized the change in his music was drastic l—an now that I was no longer afraid to do my research, I was putting together a picture from conclsion I had already drawn long ago—his problems with alcohol, connections with women, and the other darknesses otherwise unseen to the general public that had come to me in dreams and visions consistently in the years since our ‘meeting'. It seemed as so that he may have been as miserable on his own birthday as I was, and though late and also somehow just in time, I had discovered a string of tweets that had confirmed that everything I knew in totality to be true; the darkness in his music, a result of grief and inner struggle—the cost of fame and fortune's weight having removed the broad spectrums of color and elegant, blissful, animated and moving motions in his music; it wasn't that it wasn't beautiful any longer, just darker—as if something was lost, and, as I had assumed, the cancelled shows and shadows of the staged Skrillex seen at the surface, a mere crying glimpse of the real Sonny that for whatever reason was psychically attached from my soul. That's because he doesn't have Skrillex. I have Skrillex. Yeah, I know. You should probably give it back. I would if I could! Maybe that's why he followed me to New York. You really think he wants this thing back?! Wouldn't you? I mean his new music is OKAY. JUST OKAY?! KIDZ: THIS IS AWESOME. You brats are brainwashed. Sonny and I must have died around the same time—otherwise, ‘how would it make sense for any of it to have happened the way that it had?', I thought. And for not the first time, but perchance a rare second, I considered that perhaps whatever I had been experiencing with him, had happened also to him, but with me— During THE LOVERS QUARREL, PETRUTHEIO deals a deadly and near fatal blow by dagger, pericibg through her armor— SIR JYRE, who has just exited a deep state of meditation in which he was gifted a VISIONARY FORESIGHT, which allows him to have seen the result of c'ESME'T AND PETRUTHEIO's premarital consummation; the conception of a child, and heir to the throne of the UNITED KINGDOMS OF ASCENCIA The UNITED KINGDOMS OF ACENCIA?! It's a working title. Idk what to call this place. We'll see. Well, the aignifigance of that character sure has worked himself in overtime. Well, of course, I had the dream walker's eyes on my wall, But hadn't fathomed the actual WHOOPI GOLDBERG. What are you doing? FLASHBACK approx 2003: APPLBEES is having an ART AUCTION. Lol. MOM You can have anything you want from here. YOUNG SUPACREE Anything? Really? MOM Yes. YOUNG SUPACREE Hmm… [selects an autographed photo of Whoopi Goldberg] MOM That's what you want? YOUNG SUPACREE Yeah. WHOOPI GOLDBERG You were a weird fucking kid, you know that? SUPACREE Yeah. I know. CUT TO: ASCENCIA SIR JYRE Her life must be spared. She is immortal and therefore would again be born. But—her body. CUT TO: HEAVEN SUPACREE I'd like to marry these two songs, please. GOD Hmmm. Yesterday>< Yesterday GOD (CON'T) Ask Johnny Lennon. SUPACREE ok. CUT TO: LIZ LEMON IS VERY DRUNK Look, I don't know what they told you about me, but— You should not do this. This series is strange. CUT TO: JOHN LEGEND is on a mushroom trip. WELL, WELL, WELL. Wtf is this Watch this. Lol did I ever write that scene about being Chrissy Tiegen's Emotional Support Animal? I might have. Idk Sorry I'm late. You look nice. I always do. - Beans and rices Yup. Again. Yeah. But only cause it rhymed. Don't get cocky. Ooh. This isn't over yet. *working our furiously* What is WRONG WITH YOU?! What isn't wrong with me?! Look at these flutes. Ooh. *glutes. Oh my GOD. GEOFF. WHAt!'n WhaT IS HAPENNING RIGHT NOW. I'm- Tittles. I DONT KNOW. It's an OCEAN OF// DONT SAY IT “An Ocean of DONT” Nobody is safe. Don't touch me! I wasn't touching you! Don't think about touching me! Stop—using your telepathy. I'm always using my telepathy. Please don't do this. Don't do what. If you touch that girl, we'll kill you and your entire family. Family? I don't have a family. You do now— What's that mean [the man slams down a stack of papers onto the table between them. —congratulations. —?! You're getting married. Is this a contract? It's an arrangement. It's a contract! The choices we make are the choices we make. I'm not signing this. WHAT'D HE DOOOOO?! WHATD'D SHE DOOOOOOOO?! WHAT DID I DO?! WHAT DID THEY nice socks. NO DICKSTRACTIONS, Ugh. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Diplo. What. Get over here. What happened. What? I need you to do something for me. What is it? Does it matter? Kinda. Look. I'm gonna buy you an entire closet full of weird shorts. Ok. Just so I can watch you walk around in them. Ok. AN EVEN MORE TERRIFYING, EQUALLY AS DESTRUCTIVE— (If not more) —DRAGON HAS DESCENDED UPON… Where is this, “Earth” *DRAGON SCREECHES* GODDAAAAAMMMNNNNN!!! This dragon might be worse than the first dragon! *Eats Entire BASSCON STAGE* This is definitely worse. *TOTAL ABSOLUTE CHAOS* BASSCON! Are we at EDC!? *DRAGON* Well, not anymore. :Pause Huh Where's Timmy trumpet SUPACREE Double pause! SUPACREE!!! SUNNÏ BLŪ wouldn't that just be restarting the track. SUPACREE NO. SUNMÏ BLŪ Ugh. Ū I smell a mashup, where is it? ITS OVER HERE. Go grab it, I'll wait here. What! I gotta man the decks. MAN THE DECKS. Oh shit, it's pirates. JACK. Captain… SIR JYRE! Your majesty?! CHRISTOPHER NOLAN so who wants to actually try it? What's his name again? LEONARDO DICAPRIO I'm good. Oh, this is what this has to do with that… JOHNNY DEPP I'll try it. LEONARDO DICAPRIO Are you crazy?! JOHNNY DEPP No… [sniffs cocaine] (Easter egg: jerry smith is in the background$ JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) Now I'm crazy. put me in. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN Alright. Christ. Now I gotta watch Inception AND Tenet. Yep. Nice, here she comes. When?! TONIGHT . I have shit to d— DEADMAU5 Go to sleep. K. Cant stand to see you twisted, I'm a pyromaniac; Plan to see you lifted I'm in pain, a chain reaction— I mismanaged a damaged actors pan; The plan was actually a disaster, After that, I might have laughed Hadn't it been my last can of Garbanzos SUNNI. )&2&;@2@2$ YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL. SUCK MY DICK. AGHHJJJ. Well. TMZ is here. This is a disaster. NEXT, WE LEARN: THE Oh my God. WhT. This is probably the worst thing I've ever written. Not the worst. Nope: this is the worst. Maybe it's just bad on paper. It's bad no matter how you — CONTROL, JANET PRIVACY. Here. Wtf is this. LEGENDS: FAME SCHOOL You don't have to tell me nothing, I pull up and hit the button, I'm about the some lunch and pass the duchie Motherfucker call me Sutton I'm the govenor; Not dissin on your mother but I'm lovin her, McMuffin out the oven and I'm stuffed Uh—what? Bruh. Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button You don't have to tell me nothing I pull up and hit the button I pull up and hit the button Mickey Mouse, you're Donald duckin it, I'm somethin something somethin with my cousin With the plug in and it's —-uhhhh—- lavender scented, Never vanilla, imma killa Laying beats and making Skrilla Furrealluh I pull up and spin for like a minute You don't have to tell me nothin I just— Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button I'm a super star rapper, If anyone asked— I live in a mansion I'll Janet Jackson on your ass, You ain't even have to ask, I'm an assassin Captain Jackin Cracker jacks and a Idk what I was about to write here, but— SHAQ: YOU FUCKED UP. I DID NOT. YOU CERTAINLY DID. I CERTAINLY DID NOT- NOT IF YOU'RE SAYING IT. AGH. *LIFTS* DON'aT KILL ME. I'm not going to kill you— Okay. Someone else is going to kill you; I'm simply the best mode of transportation available. *beast mode of transportation available* Lol What are you doing?! Opening a portal. WHAT. To WHERE. I don't know— What? Drop the bass. I most certainly will not DROP THE BASS! OK!OK! PUSH THE BUTTON. OK—JESUS CHRIST. SUPACREE drops the bass; a portal opens. Put me down. I'm afraid not. I'm just afraid. I almost liked New York. I did. Too much. Then: you know what happened? I got to a ‘The Bronx.' UNH. It was gross! Take it back! Throw the whole thing away. Yuck. Fuck The Bronx. And If you're from The Bronx: fuck you. Go fuck your self. Gross. Pick up your trash. Ugh. Now THAT reminded me of LA. Gross. The whole thing is the hood. I was at the laundromat, And I was sitting on top of the washing machine so I could watch my clothes dry and hypnotize myself into getting out of the Bronx Yeah And this little guy: He's three years old. He looks up at me, and he's like “Wow! How'd you get up there?!l And I told him “I'm a superhero!” And he says “You're a superhero?” I said, “Yeah”, He says “No, you're the bad guy!” I said, “Are you sure?” He's like “Yeah!” I'm like “If you say so!” You know if a 3 year old tells you you're the bad guy; You're the bad guy. I'm like “Damn, even he knows” Then again, He is a tiny black man; So of course I'll this is probably just his foresight coming in. It fucked me up a little bit. I'm thinking “Trust me dude, in 20 years— You're the bad guy I promise” I'm not being racist. It's just at this age, The hard thing about being a jaded, nearly middle aged woman just peaking the peak of her prime and still single— I'm like, “Dang. All dudes just—cheat. This is what they do.” So I'm ruined. I'm looking at a group of like 14 year old boys like “YOU HEARTLESS FOOLS.” Lol I saw this couple of kids on the bus; they had to be in like middle school It grosssed me out so much my stomach hurt They were making out; I'm like “gross” The kid was like 15, but super tall so it looked weird; but you could tell he was still a kid, cause he had braces, but he was like 6 feet tall. Fucking weird. The girl might have been like 12-13–but she hadn't hit her growth spurt yet so she looked 8 I'm like “Fucking gross” And they were Latina, So you know— She might just stay that size forever. I'm like “Ew!” They're all lovey docey, kissing and shit I'm almost 30c they look like literal children I had to turn my head It grossed me out cl. But I'm looking at these kids and I'm trying to fuxkib telepathically tell this little girl : RUN AWAY. HE WILL IILL YOU. He's probably already talking to at least 90 other girls on Twitter right now! Run away! He'll fuck you UP. That's what they do. So yeah, I see like toddlers now and I'm like Damn, you're ao cute now, You're gonna grow up to burn bodies! I look at how young innocence just gets shattered: It's so sad. Have you ever seen a toddler twerking? Fucking disgusting. Gross. Little kids in bikinis?! What's that for?! Stop that shit. People like to forget there's nasty people out there. So Supacree's a comedian, now? In one dimension, yeah! (Or several of them.) This bitch That bitch. Oooh--that bitch This bitch is about to-- She's really going to Oh yeah, I remember! She did do that! She did. She did do that. No, she didn't! But she DID. ____AND DEN____ Yo, fuck this shit. Yeah. We gotta go. Go. Go where? Hm. Where. I don't care where. Ooh, fuck this shit. But this shit's free. It's not free; we're paying in energy. Vampires I can't take it! [jumps out of window] Oh, fuck. (Don't worry, she comes back later) What's “Later”? [Later.] Oh, you're back. Yeah, well--we're on the ground floor High rise. Sounds nice Oh. Lets go there. I want to go to there Pick up your face , Liz Lemon. Pick up your room: What the fuck happened in here? What did happen. Come on, dude. We gotta go. I am not going to do this. I'm not going through this. We have to do it. This isn't-- Get in, you're already wasting my time, and I hate it--I hate you. Get in the car. I'm not gonna get in a car with you, after you just told me, you hate me. Get in the car. I'm not getting in your car! It's not my car; Just, get in! No! I don't know what the fuck is about to happen. I do. Get in the fucking-- Wait, he does? I already told you, Dillon's been in this shit for a minute. Nobody takes this guy seriously, but hes a fucking legend. I get it You don't get it; He's a legend. Did she see the--? Yeah? And did she listen to the---? She did...and...Chak Chel? Eh? I'm not proud of what we did. I see. But it was beautiful, magnificent. Oh, fuck--what happened to Dillon? He's...incapacitated. I see that. Yeah. Everyone can see that. What happened to him? I wasn't there. I didn't go over there. Yes you did--I saw you go over there! I didn't go over there.l Yes you did, I saw you-- What happened over there? Uh, over where? Over what? Wait. Go back. Back...WHERE? ...to that. What. That last thing. Which. Last. Thing. That-- UGH. Now, what are we gonna do? I guess we just die here. I had a dream, I got everything I wanted. LOL. That spaceship had to be long gone. Long gone. I mean, by the time it hit my planet, I don't even know if the lifeform inside was aware she had been saved. I WAS HAPPY IN MY SPACESHIP It. Landed. Why are you drunk at 10 AM. There's no 10 AM on this planet. Well, it's 10 AM. I'm serious. Dude. What? What happens when you actually, accidentally starve yourself to death on one of these fasts. These aren't just fasts--they are quests. These quests are getting intense. I'll tell you what's intense How about, don't mention it. She didn't mention it. Not even a hint? Mm-mm. No Say again. No thank you. Excuse me? I don't repeat myself, you heard me the first time. It's simple. But-- You asked. I said no. But...we already knew the answer was yes. Oh, you did/? ...Yes…? When did you last see Skrillex? Like, in the flesh? Like--yeah--forreal. I don't know You don't know. I really don't know! Agh--great, dude FUCK THIS SERIES. Oh shit, he does have magic Look at that. That's fancy. REALITY QUAKES. Oh shit. What happened. HE DROPPED THE-- No, wait--go back-- ...to what? I thought that reality shattered. Which one. The one with Skrillex in it. Which Skrillex Any of them. NO, NO, NO--!!! Calm down GET HIM--AWAY from HERE. Oh. I'm SERIOUS. GET HIM OUT OF HERE. Okay Wait, what did we-- RUN. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™
‘Post-Season Recognizance.'

The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 25:44


You went to fame school. Yah. With Skrillex. [Supacree is a Skrillex] Yah. —?! What!? Nobody goes to fame school— Wut. —with that guy! Wut. Seriously, Cree. What is your life?? —?! Wait, what?! Yeah, bitch! Skrillex was your PROFESSOR!? Lol n0o0ooo. I had Deadmau5z. awhat. And Armin. Armin Van Buuren?! Ya. And— CHRISTOPHER WALKEN vs. SUPACREE -_- —__^ *_- ^__ __/ *_* >< … —-__—- Ok. Alright. Show me what you got. SUPACREE plays a beat. You know where this is going. We all know where this is going. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN that was OK. “OK”?! Yeah. *shrugs* OK. You know what— You know what it needs? …what's it need? —-more cowbell. I beg your pardon. Please, don't beg. It was perfect. It was OK. You're not OK. —maybe I'm not. You're definitely not. —know what helps? Don't tell me: More fucking cowbell. ‘This is dead Skrillex' I couldn't have been the only person to have realized the change in his music was drastic l—an now that I was no longer afraid to do my research, I was putting together a picture from conclsion I had already drawn long ago—his problems with alcohol, connections with women, and the other darknesses otherwise unseen to the general public that had come to me in dreams and visions consistently in the years since our ‘meeting'. It seemed as so that he may have been as miserable on his own birthday as I was, and though late and also somehow just in time, I had discovered a string of tweets that had confirmed that everything I knew in totality to be true; the darkness in his music, a result of grief and inner struggle—the cost of fame and fortune's weight having removed the broad spectrums of color and elegant, blissful, animated and moving motions in his music; it wasn't that it wasn't beautiful any longer, just darker—as if something was lost, and, as I had assumed, the cancelled shows and shadows of the staged Skrillex seen at the surface, a mere crying glimpse of the real Sonny that for whatever reason was psychically attached from my soul. That's because he doesn't have Skrillex. I have Skrillex. Yeah, I know. You should probably give it back. I would if I could! Maybe that's why he followed me to New York. You really think he wants this thing back?! Wouldn't you? I mean his new music is OKAY. JUST OKAY?! KIDZ: THIS IS AWESOME. You brats are brainwashed. Sonny and I must have died around the same time—otherwise, ‘how would it make sense for any of it to have happened the way that it had?', I thought. And for not the first time, but perchance a rare second, I considered that perhaps whatever I had been experiencing with him, had happened also to him, but with me— During THE LOVERS QUARREL, PETRUTHEIO deals a deadly and near fatal blow by dagger, pericibg through her armor— SIR JYRE, who has just exited a deep state of meditation in which he was gifted a VISIONARY FORESIGHT, which allows him to have seen the result of c'ESME'T AND PETRUTHEIO's premarital consummation; the conception of a child, and heir to the throne of the UNITED KINGDOMS OF ASCENCIA The UNITED KINGDOMS OF ACENCIA?! It's a working title. Idk what to call this place. We'll see. Well, the aignifigance of that character sure has worked himself in overtime. Well, of course, I had the dream walker's eyes on my wall, But hadn't fathomed the actual WHOOPI GOLDBERG. What are you doing? FLASHBACK approx 2003: APPLBEES is having an ART AUCTION. Lol. MOM You can have anything you want from here. YOUNG SUPACREE Anything? Really? MOM Yes. YOUNG SUPACREE Hmm… [selects an autographed photo of Whoopi Goldberg] MOM That's what you want? YOUNG SUPACREE Yeah. WHOOPI GOLDBERG You were a weird fucking kid, you know that? SUPACREE Yeah. I know. CUT TO: ASCENCIA SIR JYRE Her life must be spared. She is immortal and therefore would again be born. But—her body. CUT TO: HEAVEN SUPACREE I'd like to marry these two songs, please. GOD Hmmm. Yesterday>< Yesterday GOD (CON'T) Ask Johnny Lennon. SUPACREE ok. CUT TO: LIZ LEMON IS VERY DRUNK Look, I don't know what they told you about me, but— You should not do this. This series is strange. CUT TO: JOHN LEGEND is on a mushroom trip. WELL, WELL, WELL. Wtf is this Watch this. Lol did I ever write that scene about being Chrissy Tiegen's Emotional Support Animal? I might have. Idk Sorry I'm late. You look nice. I always do. - Beans and rices Yup. Again. Yeah. But only cause it rhymed. Don't get cocky. Ooh. This isn't over yet. *working our furiously* What is WRONG WITH YOU?! What isn't wrong with me?! Look at these flutes. Ooh. *glutes. Oh my GOD. GEOFF. WHAt!'n WhaT IS HAPENNING RIGHT NOW. I'm- Tittles. I DONT KNOW. It's an OCEAN OF// DONT SAY IT “An Ocean of DONT” Nobody is safe. Don't touch me! I wasn't touching you! Don't think about touching me! Stop—using your telepathy. I'm always using my telepathy. Please don't do this. Don't do what. If you touch that girl, we'll kill you and your entire family. Family? I don't have a family. You do now— What's that mean [the man slams down a stack of papers onto the table between them. —congratulations. —?! You're getting married. Is this a contract? It's an arrangement. It's a contract! The choices we make are the choices we make. I'm not signing this. WHAT'D HE DOOOOO?! WHATD'D SHE DOOOOOOOO?! WHAT DID I DO?! WHAT DID THEY nice socks. NO DICKSTRACTIONS, Ugh. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Diplo. What. Get over here. What happened. What? I need you to do something for me. What is it? Does it matter? Kinda. Look. I'm gonna buy you an entire closet full of weird shorts. Ok. Just so I can watch you walk around in them. Ok. AN EVEN MORE TERRIFYING, EQUALLY AS DESTRUCTIVE— (If not more) —DRAGON HAS DESCENDED UPON… Where is this, “Earth” *DRAGON SCREECHES* GODDAAAAAMMMNNNNN!!! This dragon might be worse than the first dragon! *Eats Entire BASSCON STAGE* This is definitely worse. *TOTAL ABSOLUTE CHAOS* BASSCON! Are we at EDC!? *DRAGON* Well, not anymore. :Pause Huh Where's Timmy trumpet SUPACREE Double pause! SUPACREE!!! SUNNÏ BLŪ wouldn't that just be restarting the track. SUPACREE NO. SUNMÏ BLŪ Ugh. Ū I smell a mashup, where is it? ITS OVER HERE. Go grab it, I'll wait here. What! I gotta man the decks. MAN THE DECKS. Oh shit, it's pirates. JACK. Captain… SIR JYRE! Your majesty?! CHRISTOPHER NOLAN so who wants to actually try it? What's his name again? LEONARDO DICAPRIO I'm good. Oh, this is what this has to do with that… JOHNNY DEPP I'll try it. LEONARDO DICAPRIO Are you crazy?! JOHNNY DEPP No… [sniffs cocaine] (Easter egg: jerry smith is in the background$ JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) Now I'm crazy. put me in. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN Alright. Christ. Now I gotta watch Inception AND Tenet. Yep. Nice, here she comes. When?! TONIGHT . I have shit to d— DEADMAU5 Go to sleep. K. Cant stand to see you twisted, I'm a pyromaniac; Plan to see you lifted I'm in pain, a chain reaction— I mismanaged a damaged actors pan; The plan was actually a disaster, After that, I might have laughed Hadn't it been my last can of Garbanzos SUNNI. )&2&;@2@2$ YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL. SUCK MY DICK. AGHHJJJ. Well. TMZ is here. This is a disaster. NEXT, WE LEARN: THE Oh my God. WhT. This is probably the worst thing I've ever written. Not the worst. Nope: this is the worst. Maybe it's just bad on paper. It's bad no matter how you — CONTROL, JANET PRIVACY. Here. Wtf is this. LEGENDS: FAME SCHOOL You don't have to tell me nothing, I pull up and hit the button, I'm about the some lunch and pass the duchie Motherfucker call me Sutton I'm the govenor; Not dissin on your mother but I'm lovin her, McMuffin out the oven and I'm stuffed Uh—what? Bruh. Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button You don't have to tell me nothing I pull up and hit the button I pull up and hit the button Mickey Mouse, you're Donald duckin it, I'm somethin something somethin with my cousin With the plug in and it's —-uhhhh—- lavender scented, Never vanilla, imma killa Laying beats and making Skrilla Furrealluh I pull up and spin for like a minute You don't have to tell me nothin I just— Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button I'm a super star rapper, If anyone asked— I live in a mansion I'll Janet Jackson on your ass, You ain't even have to ask, I'm an assassin Captain Jackin Cracker jacks and a Idk what I was about to write here, but— SHAQ: YOU FUCKED UP. I DID NOT. YOU CERTAINLY DID. I CERTAINLY DID NOT- NOT IF YOU'RE SAYING IT. AGH. *LIFTS* DON'aT KILL ME. I'm not going to kill you— Okay. Someone else is going to kill you; I'm simply the best mode of transportation available. *beast mode of transportation available* Lol What are you doing?! Opening a portal. WHAT. To WHERE. I don't know— What? Drop the bass. I most certainly will not DROP THE BASS! OK!OK! PUSH THE BUTTON. OK—JESUS CHRIST. SUPACREE drops the bass; a portal opens. Put me down. I'm afraid not. I'm just afraid. I almost liked New York. I did. Too much. Then: you know what happened? I got to a ‘The Bronx.' UNH. It was gross! Take it back! Throw the whole thing away. Yuck. Fuck The Bronx. And If you're from The Bronx: fuck you. Go fuck your self. Gross. Pick up your trash. Ugh. Now THAT reminded me of LA. Gross. The whole thing is the hood. I was at the laundromat, And I was sitting on top of the washing machine so I could watch my clothes dry and hypnotize myself into getting out of the Bronx Yeah And this little guy: He's three years old. He looks up at me, and he's like “Wow! How'd you get up there?!l And I told him “I'm a superhero!” And he says “You're a superhero?” I said, “Yeah”, He says “No, you're the bad guy!” I said, “Are you sure?” He's like “Yeah!” I'm like “If you say so!” You know if a 3 year old tells you you're the bad guy; You're the bad guy. I'm like “Damn, even he knows” Then again, He is a tiny black man; So of course I'll this is probably just his foresight coming in. It fucked me up a little bit. I'm thinking “Trust me dude, in 20 years— You're the bad guy I promise” I'm not being racist. It's just at this age, The hard thing about being a jaded, nearly middle aged woman just peaking the peak of her prime and still single— I'm like, “Dang. All dudes just—cheat. This is what they do.” So I'm ruined. I'm looking at a group of like 14 year old boys like “YOU HEARTLESS FOOLS.” Lol I saw this couple of kids on the bus; they had to be in like middle school It grosssed me out so much my stomach hurt They were making out; I'm like “gross” The kid was like 15, but super tall so it looked weird; but you could tell he was still a kid, cause he had braces, but he was like 6 feet tall. Fucking weird. The girl might have been like 12-13–but she hadn't hit her growth spurt yet so she looked 8 I'm like “Fucking gross” And they were Latina, So you know— She might just stay that size forever. I'm like “Ew!” They're all lovey docey, kissing and shit I'm almost 30c they look like literal children I had to turn my head It grossed me out cl. But I'm looking at these kids and I'm trying to fuxkib telepathically tell this little girl : RUN AWAY. HE WILL IILL YOU. He's probably already talking to at least 90 other girls on Twitter right now! Run away! He'll fuck you UP. That's what they do. So yeah, I see like toddlers now and I'm like Damn, you're ao cute now, You're gonna grow up to burn bodies! I look at how young innocence just gets shattered: It's so sad. Have you ever seen a toddler twerking? Fucking disgusting. Gross. Little kids in bikinis?! What's that for?! Stop that shit. People like to forget there's nasty people out there. So Supacree's a comedian, now? In one dimension, yeah! (Or several of them.) This bitch That bitch. Oooh--that bitch This bitch is about to-- She's really going to Oh yeah, I remember! She did do that! She did. She did do that. No, she didn't! But she DID. ____AND DEN____ Yo, fuck this shit. Yeah. We gotta go. Go. Go where? Hm. Where. I don't care where. Ooh, fuck this shit. But this shit's free. It's not free; we're paying in energy. Vampires I can't take it! [jumps out of window] Oh, fuck. (Don't worry, she comes back later) What's “Later”? [Later.] Oh, you're back. Yeah, well--we're on the ground floor High rise. Sounds nice Oh. Lets go there. I want to go to there Pick up your face , Liz Lemon. Pick up your room: What the fuck happened in here? What did happen. Come on, dude. We gotta go. I am not going to do this. I'm not going through this. We have to do it. This isn't-- Get in, you're already wasting my time, and I hate it--I hate you. Get in the car. I'm not gonna get in a car with you, after you just told me, you hate me. Get in the car. I'm not getting in your car! It's not my car; Just, get in! No! I don't know what the fuck is about to happen. I do. Get in the fucking-- Wait, he does? I already told you, Dillon's been in this shit for a minute. Nobody takes this guy seriously, but hes a fucking legend. I get it You don't get it; He's a legend. Did she see the--? Yeah? And did she listen to the---? She did...and...Chak Chel? Eh? I'm not proud of what we did. I see. But it was beautiful, magnificent. Oh, fuck--what happened to Dillon? He's...incapacitated. I see that. Yeah. Everyone can see that. What happened to him? I wasn't there. I didn't go over there. Yes you did--I saw you go over there! I didn't go over there.l Yes you did, I saw you-- What happened over there? Uh, over where? Over what? Wait. Go back. Back...WHERE? ...to that. What. That last thing. Which. Last. Thing. That-- UGH. Now, what are we gonna do? I guess we just die here. I had a dream, I got everything I wanted. LOL. That spaceship had to be long gone. Long gone. I mean, by the time it hit my planet, I don't even know if the lifeform inside was aware she had been saved. I WAS HAPPY IN MY SPACESHIP It. Landed. Why are you drunk at 10 AM. There's no 10 AM on this planet. Well, it's 10 AM. I'm serious. Dude. What? What happens when you actually, accidentally starve yourself to death on one of these fasts. These aren't just fasts--they are quests. These quests are getting intense. I'll tell you what's intense How about, don't mention it. She didn't mention it. Not even a hint? Mm-mm. No Say again. No thank you. Excuse me? I don't repeat myself, you heard me the first time. It's simple. But-- You asked. I said no. But...we already knew the answer was yes. Oh, you did/? ...Yes…? When did you last see Skrillex? Like, in the flesh? Like--yeah--forreal. I don't know You don't know. I really don't know! Agh--great, dude FUCK THIS SERIES. Oh shit, he does have magic Look at that. That's fancy. REALITY QUAKES. Oh shit. What happened. HE DROPPED THE-- No, wait--go back-- ...to what? I thought that reality shattered. Which one. The one with Skrillex in it. Which Skrillex Any of them. NO, NO, NO--!!! Calm down GET HIM--AWAY from HERE. Oh. I'm SERIOUS. GET HIM OUT OF HERE. Okay Wait, what did we-- RUN. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

The Embodied Woman Podcast
E-109 Tough Love on How to Find Your Community

The Embodied Woman Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2023 18:16


Last week I attended a fabulous Galentines Day and I received an influx of messages after like “Ugh I wish I had this type of community” “I'm so jealous!” “My local area has nothing like this for people like me” “How did you find these events?!” My answer… “Are you putting yourself in these rooms to find your community?” “It's available for you too boo!” “Maybe your the person who's suppose to start the community in your local area! Or maybe even venture out of your city!” “I opened my eyes and actually started to attend them. They are everywhere!” I'll let you what I didn't do…(some tough love coming at you but I know you can hold it) I DID NOT sit around scrolling on my phone wishing for something like this. It didn't just happen out of no where. It took effort. It took vulnerability. It took investing time, money and energy in attending these events. And it took ACTUALLY GETTING IN THE ROOM! My love, the opportunity are everywhere you look. You've just gotta be actually willing to say yes. Embodied Live is your opportunity. but it will take you making the first move in receiving this opportunity that the universe is presenting you. now the question is, will you take it? Embodied Live April 1st & 2nd Denver CO Grab your ticket today!

EVERYBODY'S GOT A STORY
WHEN 2 STARS COLLIDE....

EVERYBODY'S GOT A STORY

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2023 15:29


(PUBLISHED 11:39 AM) Hey y'all! I'm not sure what to think about this episode lmao! All I can say is, it's definitely colorful; and no I DID NOT color within the lines. What can I say, I'm a rebel. Happy listening... Peace & Blessings, ~Shanda --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/everybodysgotastory/message

MOVIE Morning
Avatar: The Way of Water - MOVIE REVIEW

MOVIE Morning

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 24:22


Hey everyone, after over a decade of waiting... James Cameron's Avatar: The Way of Water has finally released globally in theatres. The task this movie has to achieve is damn-near impossible. James Cameron has to draw every who went to go watch the first film and introduce a new generation of young people to Pandora. Cameron's one of the all-time greatest directors in the history of filmmaking. But was he able to accomplish everything he wanted to with Avatar: The Way of Water? The sequel to what many considered a standalone and overrated film? Find out in this review. Quick note: I am actually a huge fan of the first Avatar and grew to REALLY LOVE it after I watched the re-release in theatres back in September. I was honestly HYPED about this movie, as a sequel and as the latest movie from one of my favourite directors. I DID NOT go in with low expectations. Avatar: The Way of Water: Directed by: James Cameron Screenplay by: James Cameron & Rick Jaffa & Amanda Silver Story by: James Cameron & Rick Jaffa & Amanda Silver & Josh Friedman & Shane Salerno Produced by: James Cameron, Jon Landau Executive Producers: Richard Baneham, Peter M. Tobyansen (Prep Only), David Valdes Associate Producer: Brigitte York Music by: Simon Franglen Edited by: David Brenner, James Cameron, John Refoua, Stephen E. Rivkin Casting by: Margery Simkin Production Design by: Dylan Cole, Ben Procter Costume Design by: Bob Buck, Deborah L. Scott Cast: Zoe Saldaña, Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, Cliff Curtis, Joel David Moore, CCH Pounder, Edie Falco, Jemaine Clement, Kate Winslet Synopsis: Set more than a decade after the events of the first film, “Avatar: The Way of Water” begins to tell the story of the Sully family (Jake, Neytiri, and their kids), the trouble that follows them, the lengths they go to keep each other safe, the battles they fight to stay alive, and the tragedies they endure. - 20th Century Studios

The Warrior Cats Show!
+{Read Desc!}+ Wings of Fire Collection!

The Warrior Cats Show!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 3:17


Creative Habits Podcast
Mazin Abdelhameid Photographer and Multimedia Artist

Creative Habits Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 39:05


I've always been creative. Over the years I've expressed my creativity through Graphic Design, Web Design, and Fine Arts. Recently, I fell in love with photography, and I DID NOT see it coming. Along with my creative spirit, comes big dreams. Like you, I work hard to try and make my ideal lifestyle possible. So I started thinking… The Law of Attraction is the belief that anything imagined is achievable if you deem it possible and take action accordingly. Some people call this the practice of MANIFESTATION. So I took my new passion and set out to help people manifest their ideal lifestyle through photography. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/creative-habits/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/creative-habits/support

Snack Time
Ep 51 - Clark Jones & Blue Razz Blow Pops

Snack Time

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 75:45


Are you kidding me????? Good god this episode is as funny and stupid and fun as I had imagined when I started the pod. I invited old Chicago pal & hilarious comedian, Clark Jones, to join me to chat about his favorite childhood snack - BLUE RAZZ BLOW POPS!! Iconic. We spend a chunk of time reminiscing about Chicago comedy days and then I quiz him on True or False questions about the glorious Blow Pop. We play Fuck Marry Kill Poly and the internet makes it seem like I made a giant mistake which I DID NOT but then we laugh about it and it's fine (IT'S FINE!!!!!) And then talk about how horrifying teenagers are. I love Clark and this episode and I'm so glad you're listening. Tell your friends, subscribe, and leave a review please & I'll love you forever! Follow Clark: Instagram: www.instagram.com/theeclarkjones Twitter: www.twitter.com/theeclarkjones Website: www.theeclarkjones.com AND - Check out his special on Comedy Central! _________ Snack Time is a podcast hosted by comedian, baker, and snack queen, Lindsay Adams where she talks to comedians, cooks, actors, musicians, models, and whoever the fuck she wants about their favorite childhood snacks. There's on-air munching, game playing, and violently passionate snack opinions!!! Follow Lindsay & Snack Time: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/favoritesnacktimepod Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/lindsaysface Discord: https://discord.gg/FpVn2wVgGD --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/snack-time/message

Snack Time
Ep 51 - Clark Jones & Blue Razz Blow Pops

Snack Time

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 75:45


Are you kidding me????? Good god this episode is as funny and stupid and fun as I had imagined when I started the pod. I invited old Chicago pal & hilarious comedian, Clark Jones, to join me to chat about his favorite childhood snack - BLUE RAZZ BLOW POPS!! Iconic. We spend a chunk of time reminiscing about Chicago comedy days and then I quiz him on True or False questions about the glorious Blow Pop. We play Fuck Marry Kill Poly and the internet makes it seem like I made a giant mistake which I DID NOT but then we laugh about it and it's fine (IT'S FINE!!!!!) And then talk about how horrifying teenagers are. I love Clark and this episode and I'm so glad you're listening. Tell your friends, subscribe, and leave a review please & I'll love you forever! Follow Clark: Instagram: www.instagram.com/theeclarkjones Twitter: www.twitter.com/theeclarkjones Website: www.theeclarkjones.com AND - Check out his special on Comedy Central! _________ Snack Time is a podcast hosted by comedian, baker, and snack queen, Lindsay Adams where she talks to comedians, cooks, actors, musicians, models, and whoever the fuck she wants about their favorite childhood snacks. There's on-air munching, game playing, and violently passionate snack opinions!!! Follow Lindsay & Snack Time: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/favoritesnacktimepod Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/lindsaysface Discord: https://discord.gg/FpVn2wVgGD --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/snack-time/message

Timmy Gibson Show
Dating Over 40 || How to Not Die Alone by Logan Ury #193

Timmy Gibson Show

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 103:28


I love Logan Ury and her new book, How to Not Die Alone. Let me say real quick I DID NOT actually interview Logan personally, but I used some clips from an Interview she did on Dating in the Bae Podcast and edited it to sound like I was talking to her! It was fun to do it that way. I also called my single buddy Steve Jahnke who is also reading the book to get his thoughts, then finally I called Gretchen Marie to get her thoughts because she is also reading the book. It's a fun episode with some really great take-aways on Love, Dating and finding your person. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/timmygibson/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/timmygibson/support

Capes On the Couch - Where Comics Get Counseling

Things get chaotic as we discuss HAVOK! Is this Summers brother as… difficult as Scott? Tune in to find out! Intro AMA for 150 Background (1:57) Havok (Alex Summers) created by Arnold Drake and Don Heck in The X-Men #54 (March 1969) Alex Summers is the younger Summers son - he and his older brother Scott were in a plane crash piloted by their father Christopher - the boys survived the crash, though Scott was in a coma for a while Raised in an orphanage before being adopted by a family whose son died in a car crash - he was kidnapped by the same person responsible for the young boy's death, but Alex's powers of plasma blasts manifested and he burned the boy - Mr. Sinister discovered Alex and put a psi-block on him to help him control his powers Later captured by Larry Trask & the sentinels - given the code name Havok, as he had difficulty controlling his powers Joined the X-Men and began an on-again/off-again relationship with Polaris - they later quit to focus on their relationship Alex learned that his father was Corsair of the Starjammers Had a brief relationship with Madelyne Pryor, Scott's ex-wife, while she was working as the Goblin Queen, and she manipulated him to help her take over the world, until she discovered she was a clone of Jean Grey and killed herself #BecauseComics Joined X-Factor, a government sponsored mutant group, and eventually led the team for a while - he left after Multiple Man's death at the hands of the Legacy Virus For a time, Alex was sent to an alternate universe, where he discovered that universe's version was married to Madelyne and had a child named Scott - Alex served as a father figure for a while until he was returned to his reality Returned in a coma - fell in love with his nurse, Annie, but he still had feelings for Polaris, and they got engaged - Alex left her at the altar because of his lingering feelings for Annie, and Polaris tried to kill her before being stopped by Juggernaut and Alex Joined his father and learned he had a younger brother, Vulcan, who is head of the Shi'ar Empire - Vulcan kills Corsair, and Havok battles Vulcan but is defeated Later serves as head of the Avengers Unity Squad after Avengers vs X-Men, since Captain America wants a mutant to lead the team after Xavier's death at the hands of Scott During AXIS, his morality is inverted, and he reconciles with Scott, but remains corrupted after the spell is reversed He is currently living on Krakoa with all mutants, spending time with his family in the Summer House on the Moon Issues - Theme: instability befitting his name (7:24) Nature of relationship with Scott - “Good” Scott vs. “Bad” Alex Hero, villain, and in-between (15:17) Can't catch a break, and he knows it (22:33) Break (31:29) Plugs for BetterHelp, Grief Burrito, and Chris Claremont Treatment (33:04) In-universe - Use his suit as a form of biofeedback to allow him to get better in tune with himself Out of universe - (38:24) Skit (45:22) Hello Alex, I'm Dr. Issues. - Hello, Doctor *sigh* You don't exactly seem enthused about this. -*pause* Is that a question? Well, what is it about seeing me that gets you down? Or, were you already depressed and that's why you're here? -Nothing that dramatic. I doubt I'm the first mutant you've seen that doesn't like the idea of scrutinizing their past, digging up mistakes, talking about the stuff that nobody else wants to hear. I'm actually not a downer kind of guy. Honest! Fine with me. Then let's try again. What brings you here, on your own terms? -I'm messed up. Is there a reason it has to be analyzed more than that? I don't do that type of analysis unless it's absolutely necessary. This is meant to be confidential, anyway. -I know. That's why I agreed to do this. I have a big idea, but I'm doubtful anything will come of it. Plus it's going to make me sound psychotic. Don't jump to that conclusion. What's up? -My family has a way of being dramatic. A proud member of the club! -Maybe I can…I don't know…my brothers are really different. But Scott especially. There's this vibe I get sometimes. He holds a lot back, and I know he doesn't trust me as much as he could. That's my fault. I own it. But…this is the crazy part…he doesn't say anything to me, but I noticed some changes, you know? I tried to ask him, and all he did was give your card. I'm not asking about him, but what did he say about me? I'm getting paranoid about it. I can't talk about any other person outside of you. -Then that confirms it! I've been tortured that way, given lies to make me think the worst of the world. I don't let that stuff break me. But Scott just gives me your card, doesn't say a word. Does he think I'm that screwed up that he can't talk to me? I'd rather he blast me in the face because I know I can shake that off. Is this about sibling rivalry, or getting dirt? -No way, doctor. I'm just trying to put 2 and 2 together. You know how many times I've been told I'm out of control? Sometimes I lean into that. Live with it. Love with it. We don't see the world the same way. He's the one to show up, show out, and wait for the applause. I show up, and…who knows? He wanted me to do this, and I can't figure out why. He always has a plan. Forget about his plan. What's your plan? What do you want to do? -I don't want what he wants. He always talks about the oppressed, and the constant struggle to make mutantkind a shining example to the world. Well, what about the world? What about those downtrodden who also don't have a genetic eraser to bail them out of trouble? It's hubris. I can't stand people like that. But that's all I ever see when people lead. I saw it with Scott, I saw it in Cap, I even saw it in Charles sometimes. *pause* Maybe they need this more than me. They're the ones that call the shots. I don't want to be a part of that. With such eloquence and candor, someone's bound to put you in that spot -They did! Oh, did they ever. Hated it. It's not for me. I'm a wildcard. I know better than to cut loose and abandon the people I fight with. That's a sacred bond. But that doesn't mean I should be some poster boy managing the day-to-day stuff. Ok, hypothetical here: what if you help me. Then what? I learn to tolerate things I don't like instead of doing more of what I DO like? I spend my evenings planning missions instead being with the love of my life? Why would I want that? I'm noticing a pattern here, and it's unique. Most people that step foot into my office are afraid of failure. You are on the opposite end of the spectrum. What if you succeed? You said you had big plans -*interrupting* and they blow up. That's just the way it is. It doesn't have to be. You can find a new way to enjoy things, you can bring along loved ones as your mind expands, you can still find ways to say no, except by choice instead of by chance. Learn to put the chaos in the background for once instead of making it the whole picture. - But how? It's all around me. Hell, it's in my name. At this point it's kinda part & parcel of the whole Alex Summers package. Asking me to give that up is like trying to teach me not to breathe. More like a new breathing technique. I'm not asking you to stop being who you are. You have an amazing opportunity to fine tune what makes you such a dynamic person. Start by starting. It's going to be messy, and that's okay. This isn't a competition against your brother, your mentors, or those you care about. It's you against yourself, and that is a race you can always win. - You make it sound so easy. I've done the “fresh start” thing. Several times. X-Factor. Unity Squad. Krakoa. How many times can I reboot? It's like starting a new comic book and slapping a #1 on the title - it's still the same retread. Keep track, then. Too often I come across cases where people have taken the right action, and don't know how they got there, or where things went wrong. That's the difficult…and let's be honest, the boring part. If you're willing to do the small stuff, then you'll be surprised at how it compounds over time. - Like interest. Problem is, interest can be negative. Like my interest in this conversation. Ok, let's go there. Let's hash this out in full. You are an example of chaos theory, which means, like the mathematical system it's based on, you're not as random as you seem, and can have several parts of your life modeled out with a decent likelihood of the known outcomes. HOWEVER, if you decide to take control, you have now changed the whole spectrum to a simple parabola. I have news for you (as if you didn't already know) but your life is never going to be bland, or simple. But there is one variable you can use, and it's your own psyche. Think of this conversation as the butterfly effect for how your emotions and thought processes occur from this point forward. - Well, I was told there would be no math. But I get what you're going for. *sigh* I mean, it's worth a shot. Can't be any worse than the umpteen other things I've tried, right? I suppose I should give Scott a call and talk to him about this, too. Of course he's gonna gloat about it. God, he's such a… Yes? - I was gonna call him names, but he means well, even if he's too blunt for his own good sometimes. I don't know what you're talking about. - And here I thought you said you couldn't divulge anything about your clients… he can be a dick sometimes, you can admit it. I do not discuss patients with other patients, even if they're siblings. - Even if they're right? I do not. Discuss. Patients. With. Other. Patients. - Alright, fair enough Doc. I won't tell him you called him a dick. I DID NOT! - Hahaha, gotcha! Ending (53:39) Recommended reading: Peter David X-Factor run Next episodes: Echo, Cyborg, Black Bolt Plugs for social References: Replacement Scrappy - Anthony (3:03) Cyclops episode - Anthony (4:16) Jamie Madrox episode - Anthony (5:25) Jessica Jones episode - Doc (24:00) Apple Podcasts: here Google Play: here Stitcher: here TuneIn: here iHeartRadio: here Spotify: here Twitter Facebook Patreon TeePublic Discord

You Set The Tone
Episode 69 - Exodus

You Set The Tone

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 69:10


Here Is The Tale Of A Benzene Spill, Starting With Weaver Who Is Taken Quite Ill. It's Corday's Turn To Join In The Paramedic Crew, But When An Arm's Stuck What Is There To Do? Meanwhile Carter Didn't Reckon On A Patient Traffic Jam, When The Most Difficult Appointment Is An Ophthalmic Exam. When Weaver Is Down Carter Takes Point And Runs The Show, Directing Anna, And Benton, Telling Everyone Which Way To Go. Doug Started His Day Making Carol Feel Miffed, But Things Get Focused When They're Trapped In A Lift. This Little Girl's Crashing, Her Oxygen's Running Low, But the Dream Team Keep Her Breathing, Saving The Show. Despite Her Best Effort's, Corday's Patient's Arms a Lost Cause, So Benton's Going To Need To Get Her Debriefed Without Pause. There's Stars Left Right Centre, There's Jerry And Randi, And New Nurses And Faces So Keeping Names Might Be Handy, Carter's Out Showering Where The Ambulances Park, I Did Not Hit Her, I Didn't, I Did Not, Oh Hai Mark. Lyrics by Seán Follow on Twitter: @set_pod Follow on Instagram: @YouSetTheTonePod

Incognito Athlete: My 100-Pound Weight Loss Journey

Hello, my die-hard supporters! I'm so happy to report that I DID NOT disappear and I most certainly haven't quit my 100-pound journey. I've just recently been sick. I was not only pretty physically and mentally drained, I was experiencing a lot of feelings. Since we last spoke, I felt sad, depressed, alone, stunned, forsaken, snubbed, weak, inadequate, fat, lazy, hopeless and helpless. Let's just say it was a rollercoaster few weeks. But what else is new, right? That's the kicker. I've been through this rodeo before. At least this time, I had the tools to march on! Tune in to get some more details on what's going on with me and what's in store this week! Plus, I drop some really helpful, motivational quotes that have helped me. They may be useful to you, too! Thank you for your continued support and faith in me as I continue my weight loss journey! You are all champions! ------------------------- Say hey, and let me know what's going on with your journey on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok. Listen to other episodes on my website: IncognitoAthlete.com. If you are loving the episodes so much you think they're 5-star awesome, please leave a review on this podcast app!

Incognito Athlete: My 100-Pound Weight Loss Journey

Hello, my die-hard supporters! I'm so happy to report that I DID NOT disappear and I most certainly haven't quit my 100-pound journey. I've just recently been sick. I was not only pretty physically and mentally drained, I was experiencing a lot of feelings. Since we last spoke, I felt sad, depressed, alone, stunned, forsaken, snubbed, weak, inadequate, fat, lazy, hopeless and helpless. Let's just say it was a rollercoaster few weeks. But what else is new, right? That's the kicker. I've been through this rodeo before. At least this time, I had the tools to march on! Tune in to get some more details on what's going on with me and what's in store this week! Plus, I drop some really helpful, motivational quotes that have helped me. They may be useful to you, too! Thank you for your continued support and faith in me as I continue my weight loss journey! You are all champions! ------------------------- Say hey, and let me know what's going on with your journey on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok. Listen to other episodes on my website: IncognitoAthlete.com. If you are loving the episodes so much you think they're 5-star awesome, please leave a review on this podcast app!

Enhance Your Experience
82. Lose Weight WITHOUT Tracking Calories (TRY THIS!)

Enhance Your Experience

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 35:05


Losing weight does not have to be as tedious as we (as a society) make it out to be. We can simplify it.   So I decided to do just that.   When I began my fitness journey I DID NOT want to track calories, however I didn't know anything about food, so I did it.   Then about a year ago, I got extremely lean, and lost a lot of fat in the process, so I began to reflect how I did, and i created what I'm now calling my Pillars for Effortless Fat Loss.   For you my good listener it's available for free, along with this episode.   Go to this link, RIGHT HERE!   And get your copy today!   Want to Connect or Sign up for My Coaching Services?   Coaching: https://www.tyleregan.com/contact   Connect with me on Social!!!!   Instagram: @Tyler_Egan Twitter: @tyler_egan2 Facebook Page: @VeganEgan YouTube: Tyler Egan

SGGQA Podcast – SomeGadgetGuy
#SGGQA 222: OnePlus adds XPAN but drops 9T, Apple A15 Poor CPU Gains, Surface Duo 2 and Surface Pro 8 Leaks, Audience Q&A!

SGGQA Podcast – SomeGadgetGuy

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 154:20


OnePlus is cancelling the 9T, but they added a fun new camera feature! The FTC is looking more closely at tech mergers. Apple ripped off another developer's idea, and then blocked their app from the App Store. Surface Duo 2 visits the FCC, and the Surface Pro 8 gets leaked. And we'll really take some time to host a viewer Q&A like I DID NOT do last week! Let's get our tech week started right! 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94 Feet With B Odita
94 Feet With B Odita June 1st

94 Feet With B Odita

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2021 59:48


I expected the NBA Playoff action on the court to be exciting..what I DID NOT see coming was the activity of the fans. With the rise and awareness towards the importance of mental health, should athletes have to speak to the media? Anthony Davis is out for Game 5 tonight? Do the Lakers stand a chance? Ben Simmons struggled from the the free throw line late in game 4, does this prove that a jumpshot is a necessity? The WNBA's Sabrina Ionescu reminds us of the importance of seeing yourself in victory. S/o to my boy Bryan Morrison for hopping on with me LISTEN!! If you only got 10 minutes to listen...don't waste time, listen to the final 10 minutes, you won't be disappointed. My man Bryan was bringing the HEAT! Don't forget to subscribe if you're new to the channel! ***I do not own rights to the Kevin Durant nor Sabrina Ionescu Sound. The Kevin Durant Sound was streamed and can be found on Youtube on the House of Highlights page. The Sabrina Ionescu Sound was streamed and can be found on TJ Sports USA page.***

No Outlet
20 Questions with the Penguin Lady - SHE SAVED 40,000 PENGUINS GUYS

No Outlet

Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 50:29


No big deal, just the person who was part of the largest animal rescue in history, right here on the No Outlet podcast! Plus, it's another first for the show, the first person who has given a Real Ted Talk AND the first animal expert on the show. We met right before Covid really messed things up in an improv class that started off as a in person class and was converted to an Online class. I remember her being smart and funny and I knew she was into Penguins, but I DID NOT realize the was THE Penguin lady. But I know now, and was very fortunate to have her on the show...the one and only penguin lady Dyan deNapoli! We talked about reincarnation (its real), saving 40,000 penguins (obvi), going to Antarctica several times, the unfair characterization of Penguins in Batman comics (people remember), Brutal Mating rituals of Penguins, getting attacked by a penguin that you are trying to save, the catchy New England Aquarium TV spot and many other topics...some not even about Penguins! In all sincerity, the devotion that she has to helping this animal is really special and I would highly recommend that you check out her website: https://thepenguinlady.com/ she was a great guest and I really appreciate her joining the program. I hope you all enjoy the conversation as much as we did!

ODE Mastery - Online Digital Education
EP24 021221 How Many Daily Negative Thoughts Do Teachers Have?

ODE Mastery - Online Digital Education

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 26:55


"Many of our problems stem from attitudes like putting ourselves first at all costs" - The 14th and current Dalai Lama is Tenzin Gyatso The Dalai Lama is a title given by the Tibetan people to the foremost spiritual leader of the Gelug or "Yellow Hat" school of Tibetan Buddhism

I'll See You In HELL!! A Podcast about movies that kick ass and take names!!!
Highlander - "There can be only one!" (Episode 28)

I'll See You In HELL!! A Podcast about movies that kick ass and take names!!!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 79:20


We welcomed Nathan's brother Jason back to discuss a film they both adored as younger bros. This crazy mid 80s wizard like tale is definitely in Nathan's wheel house. When he eventually let me speak, he was surprised to learn that I DID NOT hate this one. In truth I think he was a little disappointed. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/seeyouinhell/message

Preacher's Wife, Crazy Life
002: I Did Not Sign Up For This

Preacher's Wife, Crazy Life

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 26:57


Too many times talking to other preachers wives I've heard the phrase “I Did NOT ask for this, and I sure didn't sign up for it” Well Sister, you might not have signed up for it, but that doesn't mean that it has to be a disaster. Join me this week as I discuss how God helped me come to terms with this very thing. Come on in to another peek inside this Preacher's Wife's Crazy Life.

The Late Bloomer Podcast With Spooks McGhie And Friends
S2 EP20: I NEED 11,780 TO GET THE JUICE W /The Queendom, Iyana Love and Hemi Amere

The Late Bloomer Podcast With Spooks McGhie And Friends

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2021 61:19


After a tumultuous year I found myself in master procrastination mode. The holiday doom and gloom hit me like a ton of brick and then BAM capitol breech. Fortunately (Or Unfortunately Depending on how you see it) I DID NOT talk about that on this episode. Instead I revisited the episode I've been sitting on. On the first half We sit down with the Dynamic Duo The Queendom To talk about their upcoming album, merchandise and their beginnings venturing into the group collaboration. On the second half I talk with Iyana Love and Hemi Amere about the movie Juice, it's cultural significance, whether or not Tupac should have gone full thug life, other important hood classics I should visit in the coming year. There were some technical errors but we pushed through and I will get the hang of this as we close out season 2. Thanks for all your love and support!You can find my guests HERE:THE QUEENDOM: https://linktr.ee/queendomreignIYANA LOVE: https://www.instagram.com/iyanalovejewelry/HEMI AMERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/amere720Today's Episode Is Brought to you by Dose Of Nostalgia Skin and Haircare. Use the promo code "BLOOMERPOD" at checkout to receive FREE SHIPPING no matter the cost.https://www.doseofnostalgia.com/Be sure to also check out Typical Div's home roasted coffee! Use Promo code "BLOOMER" for 10 percent off at checkout! And Congratulations to Div and his partnership with Rose & Hemp CBD!https://www.typicaldiv.com/Check out Paid In Amerikkka Get PAYOLA: https://paidinamerikkka.com/

The Big Band and Swing Podcast
Collection of Big Band Favorites - Part 2

The Big Band and Swing Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2021 33:40


Hey there People of Swing! I'm going to be taking a small break during the holidays but I DID NOT want to leave you empty handed. So I've put together a collection of songs from past episodes that I really enjoyed cleaning up and playing just for you.  Peggy Lee, Harry James and The Andrews sisters are just a few of the artists you'll hear in this episode.  Enjoy the music and see you soon!  ...and remember, if you want to listen to more Big Band and Swing Music check out SwingCityRadio.com to hear Your Big Band Favorites from the 1930's, 40's and Today! * All music in this podcast are Creative Commons.  Artists are credited within the podcast.

The Big Band and Swing Podcast
Collection of Big Band Favorites - Part 1

The Big Band and Swing Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 35:35


Hello everyone! I'm going to be taking a little break during the holidays but I DID NOT want to leave you empty handed. So I've put together a collection of songs from past episodes that I really enjoyed cleaning up and playing for you.  The King Sisters, Tex Beneke and Count Basie are just a few of the artists you'll hear in this episode.  Enjoy! ...and remember, if you want to listen to more Big Band and Swing Music check out SwingCityRadio.com to hear Your Big Band Favorites from the 1930's, 40's and Today! * All music in this podcast are Creative Commons.  Artists are credited within the podcast.

The.Bougie.Weirdo
BLAME IT ON MY MAMA!

The.Bougie.Weirdo

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 48:19


Wanna know a little bit about how I was raised and why I tell people that I DID NOT grow up in a single family household? Well take listen and find out...

Views from the Sidelines Podcast
The Journey to Handstand | with Garrett Schniewind

Views from the Sidelines Podcast

Play Episode Play 56 sec Highlight Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 48:52


Today's special guest is Garrett Schniewind. Below is a little bit about Garrett!"When I was a kid I got sick with an autoimmune illness and I couldn't do any physical activity for months. By the time I recovered, I was in the worst shape of my life, I DID NOT feel good in my body. Then I went to my first yoga class and saw someone do a handstand... That was it. Ever since then I haven't stopped moving, I tried every form of physical activity I could get my hands on. From water skiing to weight lifting, from rock climbing to Circus arts. I wanted to learn all I could, so I educated myself about anatomy, physiology, and nutrition. I became a certified yoga teacher in 2018, a certified personal trainer in 2019 and I have trained with every professional hand balancer I could get my hands on to perfect my craft. Now I spend my time training myself, learning, and growing, and my favorite thing is the share what I've learned with you." - GarrettConnect with GarrettInstagramWebsiteConnect with Austin Instagram Free Email ListWebsiteCoaching Application

Unbox Your Gift Podcast: Turn Passion to Profession
How to Become a Prime Minister's Chief of Staff and Ambassador with Public Servant: Allan Hawke

Unbox Your Gift Podcast: Turn Passion to Profession

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2020 97:51


How to Become a Prime Minister's Chief of Staff and Ambassador with Public Servant: Allan Hawke. Look, whether you want to work for yourself or someone else you need to DEAL with the unknown, you still need to communicate and LEARN to get along and work with people and get past doubt and being let down... Right? Do you think you can learn some gems from a former ambassador and chief of staff to Former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating? What does it take to become a chief of staff? How do you even 'apply' for something like that? How does one become an ambassador, what does that take? Stand on Allan's shoulders and LEARN from the road that's ahead of you. We talk current state of politics - "oh what fun" and so much more. I DID NOT want this interview to end! It was THAT good! In TWO words....Listen IN. Currently Allan's appointments include Chairman of the Canberra Raiders and Chairman of the Canberra University Campus Development Joint Venture. This guy is an OVER achiever even in his 70's.In TWO words....Listen IN. Here's more. Dr Allan Hawke AC, FAICD, FIML, FIPAA is a great great grandson of Joseph Blundell and “Susan Osborne” through the 10th of their 11 children - Rosanna Meech (née Blundell). He was Chief of Staff to Prime Minister Paul Keating in 1993-1994; Secretary of Veterans’ Affairs from 1994-1996; Secretary of Transport and Regional Services from 1996-1999 and Secretary of Defence from 1999-2002. His final posting was High Commissioner to New Zealand after which he “retired” to become The Australian National University’s 10th Chancellor on 28 February 2006 - the only graduate of his alma mater to hold that prestigious position. In 2003, he was a Centenary Medal recipient - only the third specific Australian Commemorative award. Created to mark Australia’s 100 years of Federation, it was bestowed on people considered to have contributed to Australian society or government and laid solid foundations for the nation’s future. Dr Hawke received Australia’s highest civilian honour when appointed a Companion in the General Division of the Order of Australia in the 2010 Queen’s Birthday List for eminent service to public administration, particularly through the formulation and implementation of policy in the areas of defence, transport and education, and strengthening bilateral relations with New Zealand. Allan is one of 25 eminent Australians on the Committee for the Economic Development of Australia Leadership Council. His other current appointments include Chairman of the Canberra Raiders and Chairman of the Canberra University Campus Development Joint Venture. He is Patron of Respite Care Queanbeyan and until recently was ACT Cricket Patron, Chairman of Trusted Systems and Solutions, President of ACT Barnardos and until February this year was a Non-Executive Director of the Lockheed Martin Australia Board. Allan struggles with golf and writes about family history and Australian leadership as well as coaching, mentoring and speechifying on the latter subject. Listen IN. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rita-joyan/message

Open Bar Talk Podcast With Jim Search
Open Bar Talk Podcast With Jim Search-Episode 33- I Didn't Podfade- CONGRATS JOE AND KAMALA!

Open Bar Talk Podcast With Jim Search

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 2:06


Hey y'all. I wanted to let you know...that I DID NOT podfade on you. We are on a bit of a hiatus, but I assure you we will be back with new episodes soon. Peace!

Bitch, I Dunno What I'm Doing
Rejection is Protection

Bitch, I Dunno What I'm Doing

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 21:29


Day 12! Tune in and find out where I heard that title cause I DID NOT make it up myself. In this episode we talk about how weird life is and how it always pans out for the best if you go with the flow.

Eric Chase
M is the Word of The Day!

Eric Chase

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 45:42


This is why it's so enjoyable to work with Floyd. I DID NOT want to talk today. Forty five minutes later, you've got a podcast episode. M For meats, marriages, misconduct, movies, masks, MJ, and Michigan.  All hit during today's episode.  Also, what will our attire be when people return to work, Issue 1 goes down, and Floyd's indignant encounter at Dollar General. 

Mortville
Wildcats

Mortville

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2020 90:13


This week Ter is in Seattle for an episode with returning guests/regulars Lance, AJ, and Jimmy the Jaguar! First time the boys have been together in a while. The topics include butthole care, autism, totally unnecessary political shit that I DID NOT edit out, and a bunch of other stuff. This week's breaks are "Wildcat" by Ratatat and "Let's Have A War" by Fear. Subscribe to Mortville!

SPEAK-NOW with GENA
#17 The Importance of Developing Self-Discipline

SPEAK-NOW with GENA "The Journey"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2019 16:44


Who in their 40's with two adult children both in college, walks away from a fully furnished home to live on a college campus to pursue a college degree? Not a graduate degree, not as a graduate student but in pursuit of a bachelors degree? "I Did" Not that was self-discipline.  If you want to become the master of your craft, an expert in your area search out and pursue everything you can about your area of interest. That means obtaining knowledge, which requires self-discipline. After you see it! After you say it! After you write it! Commit to it! Being committed is developing self-discipline. 

RAZORS EDGE STUDY GROUP!
Growing up Savage!

RAZORS EDGE STUDY GROUP!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2019 30:06


Have you ever had a conversation so good, you wished you could've recorded it?? My sister came to visits and I DID NOT waste the opportunity! Enjoy the wisdom, the laughter and try not to cry! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Razors Edge /support

More Fun with Fox FM

I Did Not know this, but now that I Do, it makes perfect sense!-Leary.

The Jules Show
Trusting God ALWAYS!

The Jules Show

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2019


We've all heard those crazy stories about A-List movie stars who got discovered by answering an ad in the paper for models. But if you're like me, you've been skeptical about the truth of those stories. Apparently, however, some of those stories really are true, because I actually interviewed just such an actor. His name is Cameron Arnett. To say Cameron's life has been an adventure ride is sort of like saying a ton of flour can make a really big biscuit. Cameron left his home in Haiti to attend the University of Miami intent on becoming a doctor. To make a little extra money, he REALLY did answer an ad in the paper for an agency looking for models. He found out he liked modeling. He did a little acting and found out he was good at that too. He ventured north to New York and was eventually signed by Elite, one of the largest talent agencies in the entertainment industry. His acting career looked promising, so he made the move to Los Angeles. He was getting steady work and was making a fantastic living as an actor in supporting roles on tv shows like Miami Vice, China Beach, Doogie Howser, MD and my personal favorite, Star Trek: The Next Generation. (And no, I DID NOT geek out on him and ask all kinds of Trekkie questions, but thank you for asking.) By this time, he was married and had two children. By all accounts, his dreams were coming true and it seemed as if his life was about to get even better. Cameron's big break came when he was cast in a starring role on a TV series of his own. He got all the way through the process and was finally ready to sign the contract on the role a lifetime. Then, at the eleventh hour, the producers came in with one of those, "Oh, by the way, we need you to be willing to do this one thing," requirements. As a matter of conscience, Cameron refused to agree to that last condition. He had no idea at the time just how much it would cost him. The big break role evaporated, his agent subsequently dropped him, his wife ended up leaving him and he went from living in a comfortable home and driving a fancy car to bankruptcy. At his lowest point, he was living in a room provided for him by a woman who was on welfare herself.  But, as is often the case, the big God we serve has big plans for our lives. God was just preparing the way for something even better for Cameron. You'd think that to stand on principle the way he did, Cameron must have been a very devout Christian. He tells me he really wasn't. Growing up in Haiti, he was raised with a Christian veneer; however, there was also a heavy dose of Voodoo to go with it. But as a child, his mother had always made him read and memorize the book of Proverbs. He credits this early scriptural grounding with providing his moral direction. He didn't realize it at the time, but now he understands it was Jesus using Proverbs to draw him to Himself and divert him from evil. Cameron walked away from acting for many years. He choose, instead, to work in ministry...thinking he was done with the entertainment business. Then, through an unbelievable series of events, he moved to Georgia and married a Godly woman with whom he owns a production studio. Oh, and by the way, he's also staring in the new Kendrick Brothers' movie, "Overcomer." This seems very appropriate, because if anyone is an overcomer, it's Cameron Arnett. Cameron's entertainment world odyssey is a fascinating tale of highs and lows and of how he allowed himself to be restored by Jesus. Cameron shares his story, but he also has a lot to say about the movie industry, especially the Christian movie industry, and our need as believers to support Christian filmmakers. He is very encouraged by what he sees as ample opportunity for Christians in film. One of the things I love most about interviewing guests is the uncertainty of what they will tell me. It doesn't matter how much show prep I do, guests always manage to tell me something completely unexpected. Sometimes it's after we've stopped recording and I'm like, "Man, I wish we'd had that on tape!" But just as often, it happens in the interview, and I love when I get a real surprise. Listen closely to the interview with Cameron as he tells us about his wife. It's a "Wait! What? No Way!" kind of story.

The Jennifer Allwood Show
The Enneagam Test and Your Number Explained with Chris Heuertz | Episode 105

The Jennifer Allwood Show

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2019 34:14


  “What’s your Number?” The Enneagram is such a trending topic, and I have to admit a year ago I had no idea what it even was! So I brought Enneagram expert Chris Heuertz on board to talk about this personality test and what your “number” type means as far as your traits and tendencies go. Knowing your number helps with your understanding of yourself, your relationships and your business!! It’s kind of fun but I’ll be honest, when I first took the Enneagram test I DID NOT like my number. Not at all. Chris will go through and explain all about the different numbers, the background, and how to be the best you ... plus he has a cool story about meeting Mother Teresa! Show Notes https://jenniferallwood.com/episode105/   Find me on Instagram @jenniferallwood Get your tickets to the Equipped Conference in Kansas City May 2-3, 2019: https://jenniferallwood.com/conference/     

Item
The Kap Man on The Blackhawks on MNC - Item 121

Item

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2018 6:51


The One about dropping the letter Q. Ugh. Election Day started off Tuesday morning with a change I DID NOT want. The Chicago Blackhawks organization parted ways with Joel Quenneville, one of the winningest coaches in NHL history, for reasons the fanbase is still grappling with 24 hours later. Wednesday morning on [our radio show](https://www.953mnc.com/shows/michianas-morning-news/), my cohost Mark McGill (a Blackhawks brother of the deepest red blood) spoke with the mighty [Dave Kaplan](http://www.espn.com/espnradio/chicago/podcast/archive?id=13678310). He's a Chicago broadcaster from ESPN 1000 and NBC Sports Chicago, and if it happens with the Hawks...he's the guy to ask. I remain pissed about Q's dismissal and was only too happy to let McGill handle this particular episode of The Item.

Books Between Podcast
#60 - Kate DiCamillo (Louisiana's Way Home)

Books Between Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2018 45:57


Intro Hi and welcome to Books Between - a podcast for teachers, librarians, parents, and anyone who loves middle grade books! I believe in the power of stories to lift us up and help us discover who we really are.  My goal is to help you connect kids with those incredible books and share inspiring conversations with the authors and educators who make that magic happen. I am your host, Corrina Allen - a mom of two preteen girls, a 5th grade teacher in Central New York, and really, really glad that September is over.  I always feel like, for educators, September is a little bit like childbirth and having a newborn. Somehow you forget the utter exhaustion and work and lack of sleep every time. And instead you focus on the fresh start! Getting the room set up! Getting to know new personalities and a chance to get right THIS time what you you struggled with last time. And you forget that it took you MONTHS to get them into a decent schedule. And that the first weeks are just…. triage.   So… in solidarity with all the exhausted and overworked teachers and parents out there - I see you. I feel you. I AM you. And after 15+ years of teaching, I did two things this September that helped my stress level a bit. I went to bed. And if you know me at ALL - you know how hard this is for me. I am a night owl. I am most inspired between 9pm and 1am. But when I have to get up for work at 5:15 - it was killing me.  Probably literally. I cut myself some slack. I DID NOT have my classroom “picture ready” on the first day of school. For the last few years, I have decorated my door with all the books I’ve read over the summer with favorite quotes. Nope - not this year. I just couldn’t pull it off. And that was…. honestly disappointing, but I think we need to give ourselves some grace with that stuff. I think we internalize all those Pinterest/Instagram ideas of what an “ideal” teacher and classroom should be and we give ourselves crap when we fall short of that imagined perfection. When in reality - NO one has it all together. Not the “education thought leader” with hundreds of thousands of followers, not the educator with the inspiring YouTube videos, not the teacher with that amazing new book out - NONE of them are living up to what we’re all “supposed to” be doing. Something is falling through the cracks. And I find the ones who admit that are really the ones worth listening to.   So, it is now October. I’m more rested and sooo ready to dive back into things - including bringing you some fantastic interviews this fall! This is episode #60 and Today I’m sharing a conversation I had this past summer with Kate DiCamillo about her latest novel, coming out tomorrow - Louisiana’s Way Home! Before we dive into that, I want to give you a few updates. The Middle Grade at Heart Book Club pick for October is The Three Rules of Everyday Magic by Amanda Rawson Hill and The Hotel Between by Sean Easley is the November pick. Also - #MGBooktober is BACK!!  The MGBookVillage is hosting a month of awesome middle grade related book prompts. We hope that you and your students will join in the fun. Just use #MGBooktober to post your responses and to find everyone else’s pics. And finally - remember to set yourself a reminder for Monday nights at 9pm EST so you don’t miss the #MGBookChat Twitter chat!  This month some of the topics are: Teachers as Readers, Middle Grade Spooktacular (Why Scary Stories Matter), Building Vocabulary with Middle Grade Books, and Taboo Roll Call: Does anything go in Middle Grade now?  Those all sound amazing - so see you Monday nights! Kate DiCamillo - Interview Outline Our special guest this week is Kate DiCamillo - author of Because of Winn-Dixie, Tiger Rising, Flora & Ulysses, The Tale of Despereaux, among so many other incredible books. I got the opportunity to chat with her this summer about Louisiana’s Way Home - the follow-up to her 2016 novel, Raymie Nightingale. We talk about why she decided to write a sequel, Pinocchio, bologna sandwiches, and of course her latest novel - Louisiana’s Way Home.   Take a listen… Louisiana’s Way Home Your latest novel, Louisiana’s Way Home, is coming out this October. I had the opportunity to read an ARC and simply fell in love this story. It has so much depth and so much clarity all at the same time. For our listeners who have not yet read the novel, can you tell us a bit about it? This is the first time you’ve revisited the world of a previous novel. What was your journey to decide that you wanted to go further into Louisiana’s story? Early on in the book, Louisiana observes that “There are the rescuers in this world and there are the rescued.” Which one are you? My daughter would like to know - do you like bologna sandwiches? You are known for your vibrant character names but in this book - you have three characters with the same name! Throughout the novel there is this small thread about the book Pinocchio and how most people don’t remember that Pinocchio kills the cricket at the beginning of the story! It made me think that perhaps adults don’t remember how dark the stories they grew up with actually were...   You’ve mentioned before that when you are writing, the trajectory of the story or the characters will often surprise you. Were there any unexpected parts of Louisiana’s Way Home?   **BONUS SPOILER SECTION: Kate and I discuss the ending of the novel, and if you’d like to hear that conversation, I moved that part of the recording to after the end credits of today’s episode at the 36:18 mark. Your Writing Life Was it challenging to write a novel that would be satisfying for readers of Raymie Nightingale but that would also stand on its own? If you can talk about it….. what are you working on now? Your Reading Life One of the goals of this podcast is to help educators and librarians and parents inspire kids to read more and connect them with amazing books.  Did you have a special teacher or librarian who helped foster your reading life as a child?  And if so, what did they do that made such a difference? What were some of your most influential reads as a child? What have you been reading lately that you’ve liked? Links: Kate’s website - https://www.katedicamillo.com/ Kate on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KateDiCamillo   Books & Authors We Chatted About: Pinnochio (Carlo Collodi) The Juniper Tree, and Other Tales from Grimm (Illustrated by Maurice Sendak) Island of the Blue Dolphins (Scott O’Dell) The 21 Balloons (William Pene du Bois) A Little Princess (Frances Hodgson Burnett) The Secret Garden (Frances Hodgson Burnett) The Mouse and the Motorcycle (Beverly Cleary) Stuart Little (E.B. White) Black Beauty (Anna Sewell) Island of the Blue Dolphins (Scott O’Dell) Polly & Buster (Sally Rippin) The Borrowers (Mary Norton) Charlotte’s Web (E.B. White) The Search for Delicious (Natalie Babbitt) Clayton Byrd Goes Underground (Rita Williams Garcia)   Closing Alright, that wraps up our show this week! If you have a question about how to connect kids between 8-12 to books they’ll love or a suggestion about a topic we should cover, I would love to hear from you. You can email me at booksbetween@gmail.com or message me on Twitter/Instagram at the handle @Books_Between. Books Between is a proud member of the Education Podcast Network. This network features podcasts for educators, created by educators. For more great content visit edupodcastnetwork.com Thank you so much for joining me this week. You can get an outline of interviews and a full transcript of all the other parts of our show at MGBookVillage.org. And, if you are liking the show, please leave us some love on iTunes or Stitcher so others can discover us as well. Thanks and see you soon!  Bye!  

Wise Guy Fantasy Football
Channel Introduction

Wise Guy Fantasy Football

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2018 5:12


It's me, Anthony DaFoolzio here, broadcasting live from a recording studio that I DID NOT hold hostage with my mafia influence. You want fantasy news? You want stats and analysis they won't discuss on TV? You've found it here, folks. I'm gonna help you draft, manage, and maintain a championship so good you'll be begging me for more. I've played fantasy for over 30 years and have won once (pretty good, huh?) so I'm as reliable as they come. Like and subscribe and put your faith in the DaFoolzio name.**Podcast written and voiced by Johnny Dellaluna

Wise Guy Fantasy Football
Channel Introduction

Wise Guy Fantasy Football

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2018 5:12


It's me, Anthony DaFoolzio here, broadcasting live from a recording studio that I DID NOT hold hostage with my mafia influence. You want fantasy news? You want stats and analysis they won't discuss on TV? You've found it here, folks. I'm gonna help you draft, manage, and maintain a championship so good you'll be begging me for more. I've played fantasy for over 30 years and have won once (pretty good, huh?) so I'm as reliable as they come. Like and subscribe and put your faith in the DaFoolzio name.**Podcast written and voiced by Johnny Dellaluna

ITL College Fantasy Football
Episode 108 - RB Rankings

ITL College Fantasy Football

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2018 46:43


RBs are very deep this season!  Blake and Bogman are here to give you the details on their lists!  SPOILER ALERT:  Devin Singeltary is #1 for everyone, 30 TDs will do that for someone.  After #1 the lists differ for everyone.  I DID NOT homer out and put any Texas players on this because, who knows?  We are all on the Eno Benjamin bandwagon that John McKechnie started too!  The lists are below and the explanations are in the show!Follow us on Twitter!! @BogmanSports, @lord_blaser, @mrCFF

Just One Small Thing: Everyday Wisdom for Catholic Women

Hello and welcome back! Here's hoping that you had a JOYFUL Easter and that you are still celebrating in earnest!  After all, we are an EASTER PEOPLE. I thought we would kick off this Easter Season with a podcast I have been meaning to record and send out into the world for a while now: WHY MARY. Here's why I wanted to do a podcast on Mary. The first few months of this year I have been talking about Mary A LOT. Through God's goodness I had a pretty special moment with Mary following a terrible tragedy, and that special moment has spurred me on to create a Rosary book and really try to increase Marian devotion to the Rosary. And it has been amazing to see Mary work!  So many people have written to me about becoming dedicated to their Rosary again, and I am amazed about how God can use even His lowliest servants. But, through it all, I have also gotten a few emails and comments similar to this one: "I'm a Catholic, and I love Mary, but should be really be praying to her instead of Jesus" And I completely get it--and used to feel the same uneasiness. Sometimes it feels like a deep spiritual relationship with Mary is in conflict with a relationship with Jesus (spoiler alert, it isn't). For many of us we think, yes, I was raised Catholic and it feels almost natural to go to Mary with my needs...but WHY MARY? Why bother with Mary when we can just go directly to God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit. This is an excellent question that I offer some thoughts on this in this episode. There is so so much to say on Marian devotion and prayer, and I don't even attempt to cover it all. Instead I touch on only two real points: Mary as the New Eve. Mary as the greatest disciple. I hope that listening helps you understand a little bit more about why God has seen it good and fitting that we take our needs to Mary and why He allows so much grace and goodness to flow through her. I DID NOT record this episode to address Protestant issues with Mary. Instead this episode is meant only to help practicing Catholics refine their Marian beliefs and understand better why we do what we do concerning our wonderful Blessed Mother. In this episode I also reference a few books including 33 Days to Morning Glory by Fr. Gatley which I can't recommend highly enough. I hope this is helpful! Your sister in Christ,

The Fertility Warriors
7 Steps To Surviving Infertility

The Fertility Warriors

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2017 9:44


Here I am STILL smiling.... I DID NOT see that coming! When I turned 30, I felt the biological clock ticking and thought making babies would be a walk in the park.... until it wasn't. Fast forward five years and I've had: - 1 tracking cycle - 2 ovulation inductions - 2 IUI - 2 egg retrievals - 1 fresh IVF cycle - 2 FET's - 1 moderate OHSS - A miscarriage - 1 fresh ICSI cycle ... and this year, I had a hysterectomy. Yup, what the what. And I'm genuinely happy. But it wasn't always that way, and in fact, when I had my miscarriage, I was pretty much at rock bottom, up to my ears in fertility diet advice, crashing every time a friend said the wrong thing and it seemed like EVERYONE around me was falling pregnant. I had all the overwhelm. Sadness. Hopelessness.... and pretty much running around like a headless chook with no idea how to make the days easier on myself and bring myself up from the funk. But I did. It was a slow process, and I've spent such a long time helping others with fertility struggles, consulting experts, researching, reading.... and now, more than three years after my miscarriage, I can truly say that I've got this. I can hand on heart handle anything (like a hysterectomy!) the universe throws at me. And you deserve to feel that way too. And it's not too hard! I've developed 7 Steps to Surviving Infertility - 7 interconnected little areas to focus on to help you survive infertility without feeling like you've had the life sucked out of you. It's totally free and you can register here at http://moderndaymissus.com/7steps I'm running the workshop on 16 October (there will be a replay available, but it won't be available for long!) and I truly feel that this is filled to the brim with practical yet powerful advice. If you are struggling with baby making and it all feels like too much sometimes, I would LOVE to help you on your journey. I've done the hard work and now I want to share it with you. I'd love you to join my workshop - 7 Steps to Surviving Infertility - this will only be offered for a limited time only, so you snooze, you lose. I promise you'll have some incredible AHA moments. Love, light and pineapples Robyn P.S. At the end you'll have the chance to be a part of my new program (woop woop! I'm seriously SO excited!), Be a Fertility Warrior. This is completely optional and for those out there who would like a little bit more support on their journey. During the workshop you'll learn my best tips and advice on how to survive infertility without the overwhelm and added stress - no strings attached

Weight Loss Nation
Learn How To Saute ANY Protein on Concoction Friday S2 Ep038

Weight Loss Nation

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2017 19:13


Hey Weight Loss Nation! It's Concoction Friday! Today, I'm going to tell you how I SAUTED Chicken from MY OWN Kitchen! Last week, I interviewed Chef Todd Mohr, from Web Cooking Classes.com  Chef Todd gave ME and ALL of Weight Loss Nation the "5 Skills Taught in Culinary School That is Essential for Home Cooking."  Chef Todd was kind enough to take it a step further.... AND he taught us how to "SAUTE" ANY Protein. Chef Todd Mohr told us the "9 Steps" to Saute properly. I promised I would do the 9 Steps and report back to all of you! Well....... it's Concoction Friday and I'm ready to report...... I did it and......... I am my own worst enemy! I DID NOT follow the "9 Steps" EXACTLY as Chef Todd Mohr told me to do. What happened?  I burnt everything I put into the pan! LOL! This was MY Fault! I had the "9 Steps" written down in the EXACT order Chef Todd taught me. Instead.......I "looked over" the "9 Steps" and then went into the kitchen without the paper. I tried to "Saute" by Myself! OMG! I decided to try it again. This time, I was bringing the paper with the detailed "9 Steps to SAUTE" with me. I followed the "Saute Cooking Method" just the way Chef Todd Mohr taught me. Guess what happened this time? I successfully SAUTED Chicken! Yeah!...... Chef Todd Mohr is awesome! I did it! I loved the meal! Here are the "9 Steps to Saute ANY Protein," as Chef Todd Mohr taught us on last week's Weight Loss Nation Chef Todd Mohr's Interview  9 Steps To SAUTE ANY Protein: 1. Pan Hot 2. Good Fat on Bottom of Pan (Light Coating) 3. Fat Hot 4. Add Protein 5. Cook 75% of Protein 6. Plate Protein 7. Add Veggies, potatoes, spices etc. 8. "Deglaze" add liquid (ex: chicken broth, wine etc)     stir bits & pieces from bottom pan into liquid. 9. Put Protein back in pan and spoon over sauce.          Once meat is 165`(use digital thermometer)      It's DONE! Have brown rice, quinoa or sweet potatoes as a side dish.  That's a healthy meal and it's EASY to make! I did it! YOU can to!! Visit Chef Todd Mohr on his website - webcookingclasses.com You'll find all kinds of different videos to help you become a "Home Cook."  Want to become a MEMBER of Weight Loss Nation! Go to www.TheWeightLossNation.com   and "click" on the "Pricing" tab to see our memberships. I am on a "Long-Term Healthy Lifestyle Journey," and I want YOU to walk the journey with me! I hope to see you in the private FB Community! Thanks for listening......I REALLY appreciate it! If you'd like to share your story with WLN, send me an email to Support@TheWeightLossNation.com I'd love to share your story with WLN listeners! Have a Healthy Week WLN!  Diane  

STSWC
Maggie Follis (Pearl)

STSWC

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2016 57:07


Things get ridiculous when Maggie (formerly known as Janicide Joplin) joins me on the show. Maggie is the singer of a Janis Joplin tribute band and a former roller derby girl. We talk about her crazy life with her job, music, her 2 kids and a night out at a gentlemens club that regardless of what she says I DID NOT want to go to. Thanks for listening!

VHS MASSACRE RADIO
New York Cine Radio #135: Interview with Mark Frazer about the upcoming Samurai Cop 2!

VHS MASSACRE RADIO

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2014 37:52


Tommy Wisaeu joins the cast of Samuari Cop 2! "I did not hit her...I DID NOT!!!! Oh hi Mark Frazer! The gang sits down to talk with Mark Frazer about Samurai Cop and the Samurai Cop 2 Kickstarter campaign! It ends just ten days from now. This is your last chance to be a part of B-movie history! Be a producer on  Samurai Cop 2, act in a scene with Mark Frazer, present the film! These are some of the coolest things we've seen offered on a single film. CHECK IT OUT TODAY HERE  just 10 days left! "I did not hit her...I DID NOT!!!! OH hi Mark Frazer!  iTunes  Twitter  Google App!  Stitcher Radio  Facebook  Youtube