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BaseballBiz
Rays Outfield brought to you by the letter M - Montes, Mangum, Morel & Misner

BaseballBiz

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2025 42:56


Rays Monday night melee with the Red Sox 16 – 1 winJonathan Aranda & Camerron Misner – setting the tone for the gameMisner -  2 Home Runs in that gameJake Mangum on the bases Shane Baz on the mound with 11 K's did stayed strong even through long time between inningsTrevor Story's gloveRays most productive outfield in MLB even without Arozarena & SiriDeLuca's injury has resulted in a heavy left-handed lineupMore than Brandon Lowe - Entire team contributed to the winAranda's outstanding numbers 1.242 OPS, 4.13 Average, 4.81 On Base Percentage7:10 – edit sheesh out of 4 effective left-handed hitters in lineup including Brandon LoweKevin Cash must be listening to Mat's take on the Rays lineup – lolWhat's the hype on the Rays in the city of TampaDoes the local media experience fatigue due to the stadium talk and changesHow are Rays ticket sales being managed Making Steinbrenner Field permanent Rays' site with renovations -  Look to Janet Marie Smith's off season work with Dodger's StadiumAL East – Blue Jays commitment has risen now that they have invested in Vladdy Guerrero JrVladdy's extension shows a glimmer of hopeJays could have paid Freddie Freeman twice what Guerrero will makeMLBPA will reap the rewards of Guerrero' extension agreementWhat will it look like when Junior Caminero is looking for an extension with the RaysWander Franco contract was an anomaly Blue Jays savings from not building a new stadiumTeams keeping their soul with keeping their original stadiums – Wrigley & FenwayWatching the Rays get more vitamin DConsider new Rays' uniform policy – wear white uniforms during hot home gamesRick Vaughn – marketing guy with the Orioles & Rays Rick & Joe Maddon book signing event at the Tampa Baseball MuseumInequities between MLB team coaches & MLBPA playersThe CBA  – will the larger markets want a floor for the smaller marketsMost MLBPA careers are short. If there is a salary cap then perhaps more players could make more.Comparison with NHL & StamkosCould we see a 50/50 share with the owners & players on the revenue of the gameLast CBA had MLBPA committee made up of many Scott Boras players   - not the rank & filePitchers careers are ending before they can get paid what they are worthAre teams blowing out pitcher's arms for instant success over longevityPitchers should be able to have a shorter path to arbitration and free agencyBlake Snell example of poor offering from Tampa Bay RaysBlowing off some steam with some time in the batting cageRays - brought to you by the letter M – Montes, Mangum, Morel & Misner3 Rays outfielders now hitting above 300 – Mangum, Misner & MorelWhat will happen to outfield when DeLuca & Josh Lowe come backThis productive lineup may slow high quickly Chandler Simpson and others come upKeep your eye on up and coming Eric OrzeJoe Maddon & Rick Vaughn charitable event at Tampa Baseball MuseumJust a reminder, if you enjoyed this show, go ahead like and subscribe to BaseballBiz On Deck. Also you can find Mat at M-A-T-G-E-R-M-A-I-N dot B Sky social. That's Mat at M-A-T-G-E-R-M-A-I-N dot B, Sky social or Mark at  Baseball Biz on Deck dot B Sky Social. You may also find Baseball Biz on Deck, at iHeart Apple, Spotify, Amazon Music, and at baseball biz on deck dot comSpecial Thanks to XTaKe-R-U-X for the music Rocking Forward,

Book Squad Goals
BSG #104: All Natalies Grow Up Eventually / Entitlement by Rumaan Alam

Book Squad Goals

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 70:53


Join us in the depths of the NYC subway system for an accidental hatepisode! We didn't love Entitlement by Rumaan Alam, but we had a good time talking about billionaires, flat characters, lying to get a cool apartment, and of course, the guy on the subway poking people with a hypodermic needle. Join us on April 1st for an intentional hatepisode about Scythe and Sparrow by Brynne Weaver! Then read along for our next regular Bookpisode on The Bog Wife by Kay Chronister on April 15th!TOC:30 – Welcome to the madness9:30 – Book Intro12:23 – Why is this set in 2014?24:48 – Reviews and characterization44:22 – The Subway Pricker!53:00 – Ratings1:00:00 – What's on the blog? LolWhat's up next? 

Reality Rewatch
Y'all (You All) Are On The Wrong Show... I Learned That From My English Teacher | 90 Day Fiancé Season 11 Premiere Review

Reality Rewatch

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 18:02


90 Day Fiancé is back at it with a new season of the "OG" version of the show lol. This is my second "season" so I'm proud of myself. We already have some very very interesting people. I'm still in disbelief that there is not a separate section of Homeland Security dedicated to watch this show to find these people because everyone is sooo sus! lolWhat are you thoughts on the season premiere and the cast so far?

Weird and Wacky World
Canada 51st State Eh? (#058)

Weird and Wacky World

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2025 32:28


Canada 51st State Eh? (S1-E12) (# 058)President-Elect Trump has made the statement that Canada should be the USA's 51st state.The JabberGuys talk about all of the implications and discover some inconvenient truths ... LOLWhat will happen to our national anthem, what about Quebec?There are some real economic advantages ...... and what happens to the beaver?Have a listen ... and ....Please remember to share our episodes!  And if you didn't enjoy it, share it with somebody you don't like.Visit jabberguys.com to subscribe to our podcasts and for episode trivia.Disclosure: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, we may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.

Marvel Studios Noticias
Especial Despedida 2024

Marvel Studios Noticias

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2024 4:47


Nada, que no hay programa esta semana y quería desearos un feliz 2025. Nos vemos pronto. ¿Cómo que no hay suficiente información del programa? Pues nada SPAM hasta que salga verde la M. esta: What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks Hasta Iván lo odia ahora LOL What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks Agamenón What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks What if sucks

Bledsoe Said So
177: What If? Vol. 16

Bledsoe Said So

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 63:39


On this What If? episode, the guys answer questions to the following from listeners of the show:What if Jesus was a part of an esoteric/mystical group or ancient mystery school?What if beings are also the angels/gods/goddesses, etc., derived throughout all cultures? What if they are all the same beings?What if drinking from a cup or water bottle that has a BSS sigil sticker on it gives healing properties to the water à la Masaru Emoto? (LOL)What if every idea an artist has is channeled?What if Constantine chose the gnostic Christians instead?What if gray aliens are evolved human beings from the future and a lot of the UFOs we're seeing are some kind of time interdimensional craft? What if when we die we pop up as ourselves but in other dimensions or timelines?What if you really are visiting other dimensions in your dreams?

The Justice Voice
(Short) Nutter Butter is UNHINGED

The Justice Voice

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2024 3:28


LOL What is going on with Nutter Butter's social media?Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-justice-voice--1328803/support.

SlaytheClutter with Akilah
CWA- A CONVERSATION: "MUTED HOPELESSNESS"-BY Love Belvin- BOOK ONE: "MY MUTED LOVE "

SlaytheClutter with Akilah

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2024 49:56


Get ready for another great episode on "Conversations with Akilah". This episode will contain commentary and discussion on "The Muted Hopelessness" series by Love Belvin  This is a 3-part series.  The following episode is on Book One.  Be sure to tune in to continue this conversation. *Trigger Warning*  This episode may contain topics that may be offensive and upsetting. OPINIONS and VIEWS shared here are my own. Listeners discretion is advised. PLEASE BE AWARE: SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS In this episode you will learn: About why I was HOOKED from Act 1 Scene 1 A little bit about why I listened to this series 3 times so far and will probably visit it again LOL What other author wrote a series with LB A little more about the author (taken from ⁠w⁠ww.lovebelvin.com): "A little about Elle Bee. Love Belvin is an author of contemporary adult romance novels with nearly thirty titles published to date. She prides herself on penning heavily flawed characters, whom aren't deemed ‘fairy tale-worthy' or found in your typical romance novel. She believes these characters are clients, who visit her fictional therapy practice in need of assistance to attain flourishing and sustainable love. She shares their journeys with the world through compelling and in-depth romance novels. Her heart beats unfairly for an eight-pound Shih Tzu named Nyssa Marie, her first and last pet. She loves to travel anywhere tropical and/or where there is rich pop culture. Belvin believes behind every union between a man and a woman is a story, and she would love to highlight and examine the romance portion of it somehow. Love is a native of the New York Tri-State Area and now lives in the Delaware Valley. She's an avid reader and enjoys dinner parties with her closest girlfriends. While she enjoys many things, nothing excites her more than curling up with a glass of wine and a good romance novel." All I'm saying is, you MIGHT want to go and buy this series. If you are interested in learning more about this here is the link https://www.amazon.com/My-Muted-Love-Hopelessness/dp/195001407X/ref=monarch_sidesheet Your feedback is extremely important to me. Do not hesitate to let me know what you think of this and any future episode. Please be sure to LISTEN SUBSCRIBE and COMMENT everywhere podcasts are heard. SHARE SHARE SHARE!!!!!! Be sure to follow me on social media. IG:@novelswithakilah Email: novelswithakilah@gmail.com

Miley Moscato and More
Talk Grammy Award Winning Miley Cyrus to Me

Miley Moscato and More

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2024 59:18


CAN. YOU. BELIEVE. IT. Our girl won not just her first Grammy.. but she took home 2!!! More importantly, Miley Cyrus made pop culture HISTORY with her first live televised performance of Flowers, AKA, her "butterly" (brb sobbing) One pod episode isn't enough to talk about this, so probably expect more in our next episode LOL What are your thoughts??? Leave us a comment! Connect with us on Instagram: instagram.com/talkmileytomepodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkmileytome/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkmileytome/support

Canary Cry News Talk
THE NEPHILIM UPDATE | Robot Constitution, WW3 South, Curse Tablet, Milei in Antarctica | CCNT 704

Canary Cry News Talk

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2024 148:04


BestPodcastintheMetaverse.com Canary Cry News Talk #704 01.08.2024 - Recorded Live to 1s and 0s THE NEPHILIM UPDATE | Robot Constitution, WW3 South, Curse Tablet, Milei in Antarctica Deconstructing Corporate Mainstream Media News from a Biblical Worldview Declaring Jesus as Lord amidst the Fifth Generation War! The Show Operates on the Value 4 Value Model: http://CanaryCry.Support      Join the Supply Drop: https://CanaryCrySupplyDrop.com                                  Submit Articles: https://CanaryCry.Report                           Submit Art: https://CanaryCry.Art     Join the T-Shirt Council: https://CanaryCryTShirtCouncil.com Resource: Index of MSM Ownership (Harvard.edu) Resource: Aliens Demons Doc (feat. Dr. Heiser, Unseen Realm) Tree of Links: https://CanaryCry.Party   This Episode was Produced By: Executive Producers Sir LX Protocol V2 Knight of the Berrean Protocol***   Producers of Treasure Sir Marti K Knight of the Wrong Timeline Tstreeter Dame Gail Canary Whisperer and Lady of X's and O's Veronica D  DrWhoDunDat Sir Morv Knight of the Burning Chariots Sir Scott Knight of Truth Sir Casey the Shield Knight   CanaryCry.ART Submissions Marty B JonathanF Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia PizzaRat Sir Darrin Knight of the Hungry Panda's    MICROFICTION Runksmash - Called by an unknown force Kevin leaps a fence and begins to run, googly eyes and a strange box dangling from his long neck. He flaps his stubby wings in glee as it begins to rain; memories of the tall man and his sprinkler cheer his heart.   Stephen S - Online chat between two NASA creative artists:  Do you recall the gag we did with Pluto the dog's silhouette on the planet Pluto images? You bet! LOL What do you have planned for Uranus? ;)   JOLMS - An army of magnetised scrap metal joins Tsubi's descent. “Good luck getting a heat sig through all this junk now” she thinks. The tablet that fetched her coords gets ejected out. Couldn't risk a comms trace. She then gently reorients herself, pointing towards her destination. …Then fires a worm jump.   TIMESTAMPERS Jade Bouncerson, Morgan E   CanaryCry.Report Submissions JAM   REMINDERS Clankoniphius   SHOW NOTES/TIMESTAMPS Podcast T- 05:07 PreShow Prayer: HELLO, RUN DOWN 10:42 V / 05:35 P BLOCK 1 [1 topic]   NEPHILIM UPDATE 12:33 V / 07:26 P Conspiracy Theorists Convinced ‘Shadow Aliens' Are Loose in Miami (Rolling Stone) → Clip: Isaac Weishapt, @IlluminatiEyes on the event   Epstein reportedly hoped to develop super-race of humans with his DNA (Guardian 2019)Dark Side of Genius: Uncovering Jeffrey Epstein's Transhumanism Obsession! (Fin World org)   EPSTEIN 52:09 V / 47:02 P Clip: Jim Gaffigan Golden Globes pedo joke (X)   DAY JINGLE/V4V/EPs/TREASURE 54:23 V / 49:16 P   FLIPPY 01:07:25 V / 01:02:18 P Google wrote a ‘Robot Constitution' to make sure its new AI droids won't kill us (Verge)   WW3 01:18:11 V / 01:13:04 P → Maduro orders 'immediate' exploitation of oil in Essequibo (abc News) [archive] → Venezuela's Maduro orders creation of new state and map land from Guyana (CNN) [dec 8] → Mark Twain Would Understand the Venezuela vs. Guyana Crisis (National Interest) **Why Venezuela Deployed Troops to Guyana Border (Yahoo/Bloomberg)   BEAST SYSTEM 01:37:31 V / 01:32:24 P Medieval 'curse tablet' summoning Satan discovered in Germany (LiveScience)   OCCULT 01:42:53 V / 01:37:46 P I'm Obsessed With This Card Game Based on Legendary British Occultists (The Mary Sue)   SPEAKPIPE/TALENT/TIME 01:52:10 V / 01:47:03 P   ANTARCTICA 02:09:34 V / 02:04:27 P Surprise U-turn: Milei in Antarctica to launch anti-pollution program (Buenos Aires Herald)   OUTRO 02:19:07 V / 02:14:00 P END  

KYGO Morning Show
The "My Ken" trend has people sharing their "Ken's" job/hobby in the simplest terms. What's your Ken's job

KYGO Morning Show

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2023 3:41


The "My Ken" trend has people sharing their "Ken's" job/hobby in the simplest terms. Fizz & Producer Big Mic share their jobs.... Tracy shares what her husband's is LOL  What's your Ken's job? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Modern Frida
67. Choosing YOU in everyday life

The Modern Frida

Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 2, 2023 67:25


A snapshot of topics and thoughts I cover in this episodeWhy as artists are not so different from toddlers, the parallels and comparisons.How Self-love is an evolution Why it can be hard to choose yourself first when pouring into others' cups feels more naturalWhat it may look like to lose yourself in a relationship What it means to choose yourself first & How we are almost raised to do the opposite of thatThe fear of going back to a dark place after you've weathered the storm and have found your peace and lightMy thoughts on getting the question, How are you doing?How to possibly prevent yourself from burning out working 9-5Learning to make decisions from a neutral place and not chaosA vocabulary lesson lolWhat it can look like to start abandoning yourself  *34 min markThe one thing I dare everyone to doFour areas you may be neglecting in your lifeDo you give a cap for the things that fill your cup?Attachment Style QuizThis episode was recorded July 1st Follow and connect with me on Instagram at Jenn.TheModernFridaSupport the show

Sidenote by AsapSCIENCE
Heatwaves and Forest Fires: how much worse will it get?

Sidenote by AsapSCIENCE

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2023 60:25


The Canadian forest fires are burning like hell, the heatwaves in Europe are breaking records and the Earth has never been hotter in recorded history. Today we are explaining what exactly is going on, how we can try to fix the problem and how much worse is it GOING TO GET? We try to keep it light hearted as it is a tense discussion so JOKES TO COME?!?!?! LOLWhat did we learn this week:Bisexuality is everywhere?: 5:36How many people ACTUALLY turn off their phone?: 11:11STUDYTIME: Heatwaves and Forest Fires - 18:26 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Conversations With Yaya
Episode 219 Upside down by Diana Ross

Conversations With Yaya

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2023 14:19


Diana didn't give a damn where her man was and what he was doing! LOL What about you? Anybody ever had you upside down, respectfully?

Rock N Roll Pantheon
What's HOT in the Strip Clubs? All That Remains, Matt Deis (RockNPod 2023 interview)

Rock N Roll Pantheon

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 25:16


Please enjoy ourRockNPod 2023 interview with Matt Deis, bass player for All That Remains, CKY, Thompson Square, All Elite Wrestling (AEW), and many other projects! Matt's the type of guy to challenge himself and learn to play with various artists of different genres from metal to country. How has moving to Nashville influenced his musical growth? How does someone decide to become a bass player anyways? Lol The real reason some bass players choose to where their bass slung low! Matt's dream band to play with! What is coming up next for All That Remains? How did Matt get involved with All Elite Wrestling? What CKY song does Danny STILL play in his club? Matt shares some GREAT relationship advice! Lol What are the stylistic differences in his bass-playing when playing with All That Remains Vs playing with Thompson Square? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Panda Radio Podcast
Matt Deis from All That Remains (RockNPod 2023 interview)

Panda Radio Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 25:16


Please enjoy our RockNPod 2023 interview with Matt Deis, bass player for All That Remains, CKY, Thompson Square, All Elite Wrestling (AEW), and many other projects! Matt's the type of guy to challenge himself and learn to play with various artists of different genres from metal to country. How has moving to Nashville influenced his musical growth? How does someone decide to become a bass player anyways? Lol The real reason some bass players choose to where their bass slung low! Matt's dream band to play with! What is coming up next for All That Remains? How did Matt get involved with All Elite Wrestling? What CKY song does Danny STILL play in his club? Matt shares some GREAT relationship advice! Lol What are the stylistic differences in his bass-playing when playing with All That Remains Vs playing with Thompson Square? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Book Squad Goals
Othersode #78: Follow Me to the Bowl / Daisy Jones and the Six

Book Squad Goals

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2023 69:47


Tell me, tell me, tell me…would you like to hear the Squad sing? Join us for our discussion of Daisy Jones and the Six (the Amazon Prime show, but also the TJR book)! We talk about the differences between the novel and the show, the casting and acting, and of course, the original songs created for the show and the now REAL album, Aurora. Read along for our next Bookpisode on Our Share of Night by Maria Enriquez (with special guest Ellis!) on 4/17. Then join us for our next Othersode featuring Gabriella Saab, author of the new novel Daughters of Victory on 5/1. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an ep!TOC0:00 – A special note and oopsie – sorry Jayce!3:20 – Welcome and icebreaker!13:25 – the music of the show30:00 – Let's talk about differences in the book and show54:00 – How does this work as a show?1:01:15 – What's on the blog? Lol What's up next?Follow Jayce at @im_jayce on Instagram and subscribe to The Edit Podcast!

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential
‘Post- Season Recognizance.'

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 25:44


You went to fame school. Yah. With Skrillex. [Supacree is a Skrillex] Yah. —?! What!? Nobody goes to fame school— Wut. —with that guy! Wut. Seriously, Cree. What is your life?? —?! Wait, what?! Yeah, bitch! Skrillex was your PROFESSOR!? Lol n0o0ooo. I had Deadmau5z. awhat. And Armin. Armin Van Buuren?! Ya. And— CHRISTOPHER WALKEN vs. SUPACREE -_- —__^ *_- ^__ __/ *_* >< … —-__—- Ok. Alright. Show me what you got. SUPACREE plays a beat. You know where this is going. We all know where this is going. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN that was OK. “OK”?! Yeah. *shrugs* OK. You know what— You know what it needs? …what's it need? —-more cowbell. I beg your pardon. Please, don't beg. It was perfect. It was OK. You're not OK. —maybe I'm not. You're definitely not. —know what helps? Don't tell me: More fucking cowbell. ‘This is dead Skrillex' I couldn't have been the only person to have realized the change in his music was drastic l—an now that I was no longer afraid to do my research, I was putting together a picture from conclsion I had already drawn long ago—his problems with alcohol, connections with women, and the other darknesses otherwise unseen to the general public that had come to me in dreams and visions consistently in the years since our ‘meeting'. It seemed as so that he may have been as miserable on his own birthday as I was, and though late and also somehow just in time, I had discovered a string of tweets that had confirmed that everything I knew in totality to be true; the darkness in his music, a result of grief and inner struggle—the cost of fame and fortune's weight having removed the broad spectrums of color and elegant, blissful, animated and moving motions in his music; it wasn't that it wasn't beautiful any longer, just darker—as if something was lost, and, as I had assumed, the cancelled shows and shadows of the staged Skrillex seen at the surface, a mere crying glimpse of the real Sonny that for whatever reason was psychically attached from my soul. That's because he doesn't have Skrillex. I have Skrillex. Yeah, I know. You should probably give it back. I would if I could! Maybe that's why he followed me to New York. You really think he wants this thing back?! Wouldn't you? I mean his new music is OKAY. JUST OKAY?! KIDZ: THIS IS AWESOME. You brats are brainwashed. Sonny and I must have died around the same time—otherwise, ‘how would it make sense for any of it to have happened the way that it had?', I thought. And for not the first time, but perchance a rare second, I considered that perhaps whatever I had been experiencing with him, had happened also to him, but with me— During THE LOVERS QUARREL, PETRUTHEIO deals a deadly and near fatal blow by dagger, pericibg through her armor— SIR JYRE, who has just exited a deep state of meditation in which he was gifted a VISIONARY FORESIGHT, which allows him to have seen the result of c'ESME'T AND PETRUTHEIO's premarital consummation; the conception of a child, and heir to the throne of the UNITED KINGDOMS OF ASCENCIA The UNITED KINGDOMS OF ACENCIA?! It's a working title. Idk what to call this place. We'll see. Well, the aignifigance of that character sure has worked himself in overtime. Well, of course, I had the dream walker's eyes on my wall, But hadn't fathomed the actual WHOOPI GOLDBERG. What are you doing? FLASHBACK approx 2003: APPLBEES is having an ART AUCTION. Lol. MOM You can have anything you want from here. YOUNG SUPACREE Anything? Really? MOM Yes. YOUNG SUPACREE Hmm… [selects an autographed photo of Whoopi Goldberg] MOM That's what you want? YOUNG SUPACREE Yeah. WHOOPI GOLDBERG You were a weird fucking kid, you know that? SUPACREE Yeah. I know. CUT TO: ASCENCIA SIR JYRE Her life must be spared. She is immortal and therefore would again be born. But—her body. CUT TO: HEAVEN SUPACREE I'd like to marry these two songs, please. GOD Hmmm. Yesterday>< Yesterday GOD (CON'T) Ask Johnny Lennon. SUPACREE ok. CUT TO: LIZ LEMON IS VERY DRUNK Look, I don't know what they told you about me, but— You should not do this. This series is strange. CUT TO: JOHN LEGEND is on a mushroom trip. WELL, WELL, WELL. Wtf is this Watch this. Lol did I ever write that scene about being Chrissy Tiegen's Emotional Support Animal? I might have. Idk Sorry I'm late. You look nice. I always do. - Beans and rices Yup. Again. Yeah. But only cause it rhymed. Don't get cocky. Ooh. This isn't over yet. *working our furiously* What is WRONG WITH YOU?! What isn't wrong with me?! Look at these flutes. Ooh. *glutes. Oh my GOD. GEOFF. WHAt!'n WhaT IS HAPENNING RIGHT NOW. I'm- Tittles. I DONT KNOW. It's an OCEAN OF// DONT SAY IT “An Ocean of DONT” Nobody is safe. Don't touch me! I wasn't touching you! Don't think about touching me! Stop—using your telepathy. I'm always using my telepathy. Please don't do this. Don't do what. If you touch that girl, we'll kill you and your entire family. Family? I don't have a family. You do now— What's that mean [the man slams down a stack of papers onto the table between them. —congratulations. —?! You're getting married. Is this a contract? It's an arrangement. It's a contract! The choices we make are the choices we make. I'm not signing this. WHAT'D HE DOOOOO?! WHATD'D SHE DOOOOOOOO?! WHAT DID I DO?! WHAT DID THEY nice socks. NO DICKSTRACTIONS, Ugh. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Diplo. What. Get over here. What happened. What? I need you to do something for me. What is it? Does it matter? Kinda. Look. I'm gonna buy you an entire closet full of weird shorts. Ok. Just so I can watch you walk around in them. Ok. AN EVEN MORE TERRIFYING, EQUALLY AS DESTRUCTIVE— (If not more) —DRAGON HAS DESCENDED UPON… Where is this, “Earth” *DRAGON SCREECHES* GODDAAAAAMMMNNNNN!!! This dragon might be worse than the first dragon! *Eats Entire BASSCON STAGE* This is definitely worse. *TOTAL ABSOLUTE CHAOS* BASSCON! Are we at EDC!? *DRAGON* Well, not anymore. :Pause Huh Where's Timmy trumpet SUPACREE Double pause! SUPACREE!!! SUNNÏ BLŪ wouldn't that just be restarting the track. SUPACREE NO. SUNMÏ BLŪ Ugh. Ū I smell a mashup, where is it? ITS OVER HERE. Go grab it, I'll wait here. What! I gotta man the decks. MAN THE DECKS. Oh shit, it's pirates. JACK. Captain… SIR JYRE! Your majesty?! CHRISTOPHER NOLAN so who wants to actually try it? What's his name again? LEONARDO DICAPRIO I'm good. Oh, this is what this has to do with that… JOHNNY DEPP I'll try it. LEONARDO DICAPRIO Are you crazy?! JOHNNY DEPP No… [sniffs cocaine] (Easter egg: jerry smith is in the background$ JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) Now I'm crazy. put me in. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN Alright. Christ. Now I gotta watch Inception AND Tenet. Yep. Nice, here she comes. When?! TONIGHT . I have shit to d— DEADMAU5 Go to sleep. K. Cant stand to see you twisted, I'm a pyromaniac; Plan to see you lifted I'm in pain, a chain reaction— I mismanaged a damaged actors pan; The plan was actually a disaster, After that, I might have laughed Hadn't it been my last can of Garbanzos SUNNI. )&2&;@2@2$ YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL. SUCK MY DICK. AGHHJJJ. Well. TMZ is here. This is a disaster. NEXT, WE LEARN: THE Oh my God. WhT. This is probably the worst thing I've ever written. Not the worst. Nope: this is the worst. Maybe it's just bad on paper. It's bad no matter how you — CONTROL, JANET PRIVACY. Here. Wtf is this. LEGENDS: FAME SCHOOL You don't have to tell me nothing, I pull up and hit the button, I'm about the some lunch and pass the duchie Motherfucker call me Sutton I'm the govenor; Not dissin on your mother but I'm lovin her, McMuffin out the oven and I'm stuffed Uh—what? Bruh. Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button You don't have to tell me nothing I pull up and hit the button I pull up and hit the button Mickey Mouse, you're Donald duckin it, I'm somethin something somethin with my cousin With the plug in and it's —-uhhhh—- lavender scented, Never vanilla, imma killa Laying beats and making Skrilla Furrealluh I pull up and spin for like a minute You don't have to tell me nothin I just— Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button I'm a super star rapper, If anyone asked— I live in a mansion I'll Janet Jackson on your ass, You ain't even have to ask, I'm an assassin Captain Jackin Cracker jacks and a Idk what I was about to write here, but— SHAQ: YOU FUCKED UP. I DID NOT. YOU CERTAINLY DID. I CERTAINLY DID NOT- NOT IF YOU'RE SAYING IT. AGH. *LIFTS* DON'aT KILL ME. I'm not going to kill you— Okay. Someone else is going to kill you; I'm simply the best mode of transportation available. *beast mode of transportation available* Lol What are you doing?! Opening a portal. WHAT. To WHERE. I don't know— What? Drop the bass. I most certainly will not DROP THE BASS! OK!OK! PUSH THE BUTTON. OK—JESUS CHRIST. SUPACREE drops the bass; a portal opens. Put me down. I'm afraid not. I'm just afraid. I almost liked New York. I did. Too much. Then: you know what happened? I got to a ‘The Bronx.' UNH. It was gross! Take it back! Throw the whole thing away. Yuck. Fuck The Bronx. And If you're from The Bronx: fuck you. Go fuck your self. Gross. Pick up your trash. Ugh. Now THAT reminded me of LA. Gross. The whole thing is the hood. I was at the laundromat, And I was sitting on top of the washing machine so I could watch my clothes dry and hypnotize myself into getting out of the Bronx Yeah And this little guy: He's three years old. He looks up at me, and he's like “Wow! How'd you get up there?!l And I told him “I'm a superhero!” And he says “You're a superhero?” I said, “Yeah”, He says “No, you're the bad guy!” I said, “Are you sure?” He's like “Yeah!” I'm like “If you say so!” You know if a 3 year old tells you you're the bad guy; You're the bad guy. I'm like “Damn, even he knows” Then again, He is a tiny black man; So of course I'll this is probably just his foresight coming in. It fucked me up a little bit. I'm thinking “Trust me dude, in 20 years— You're the bad guy I promise” I'm not being racist. It's just at this age, The hard thing about being a jaded, nearly middle aged woman just peaking the peak of her prime and still single— I'm like, “Dang. All dudes just—cheat. This is what they do.” So I'm ruined. I'm looking at a group of like 14 year old boys like “YOU HEARTLESS FOOLS.” Lol I saw this couple of kids on the bus; they had to be in like middle school It grosssed me out so much my stomach hurt They were making out; I'm like “gross” The kid was like 15, but super tall so it looked weird; but you could tell he was still a kid, cause he had braces, but he was like 6 feet tall. Fucking weird. The girl might have been like 12-13–but she hadn't hit her growth spurt yet so she looked 8 I'm like “Fucking gross” And they were Latina, So you know— She might just stay that size forever. I'm like “Ew!” They're all lovey docey, kissing and shit I'm almost 30c they look like literal children I had to turn my head It grossed me out cl. But I'm looking at these kids and I'm trying to fuxkib telepathically tell this little girl : RUN AWAY. HE WILL IILL YOU. He's probably already talking to at least 90 other girls on Twitter right now! Run away! He'll fuck you UP. That's what they do. So yeah, I see like toddlers now and I'm like Damn, you're ao cute now, You're gonna grow up to burn bodies! I look at how young innocence just gets shattered: It's so sad. Have you ever seen a toddler twerking? Fucking disgusting. Gross. Little kids in bikinis?! What's that for?! Stop that shit. People like to forget there's nasty people out there. So Supacree's a comedian, now? In one dimension, yeah! (Or several of them.) This bitch That bitch. Oooh--that bitch This bitch is about to-- She's really going to Oh yeah, I remember! She did do that! She did. She did do that. No, she didn't! But she DID. ____AND DEN____ Yo, fuck this shit. Yeah. We gotta go. Go. Go where? Hm. Where. I don't care where. Ooh, fuck this shit. But this shit's free. It's not free; we're paying in energy. Vampires I can't take it! [jumps out of window] Oh, fuck. (Don't worry, she comes back later) What's “Later”? [Later.] Oh, you're back. Yeah, well--we're on the ground floor High rise. Sounds nice Oh. Lets go there. I want to go to there Pick up your face , Liz Lemon. Pick up your room: What the fuck happened in here? What did happen. Come on, dude. We gotta go. I am not going to do this. I'm not going through this. We have to do it. This isn't-- Get in, you're already wasting my time, and I hate it--I hate you. Get in the car. I'm not gonna get in a car with you, after you just told me, you hate me. Get in the car. I'm not getting in your car! It's not my car; Just, get in! No! I don't know what the fuck is about to happen. I do. Get in the fucking-- Wait, he does? I already told you, Dillon's been in this shit for a minute. Nobody takes this guy seriously, but hes a fucking legend. I get it You don't get it; He's a legend. Did she see the--? Yeah? And did she listen to the---? She did...and...Chak Chel? Eh? I'm not proud of what we did. I see. But it was beautiful, magnificent. Oh, fuck--what happened to Dillon? He's...incapacitated. I see that. Yeah. Everyone can see that. What happened to him? I wasn't there. I didn't go over there. Yes you did--I saw you go over there! I didn't go over there.l Yes you did, I saw you-- What happened over there? Uh, over where? Over what? Wait. Go back. Back...WHERE? ...to that. What. That last thing. Which. Last. Thing. That-- UGH. Now, what are we gonna do? I guess we just die here. I had a dream, I got everything I wanted. LOL. That spaceship had to be long gone. Long gone. I mean, by the time it hit my planet, I don't even know if the lifeform inside was aware she had been saved. I WAS HAPPY IN MY SPACESHIP It. Landed. Why are you drunk at 10 AM. There's no 10 AM on this planet. Well, it's 10 AM. I'm serious. Dude. What? What happens when you actually, accidentally starve yourself to death on one of these fasts. These aren't just fasts--they are quests. These quests are getting intense. I'll tell you what's intense How about, don't mention it. She didn't mention it. Not even a hint? Mm-mm. No Say again. No thank you. Excuse me? I don't repeat myself, you heard me the first time. It's simple. But-- You asked. I said no. But...we already knew the answer was yes. Oh, you did/? ...Yes…? When did you last see Skrillex? Like, in the flesh? Like--yeah--forreal. I don't know You don't know. I really don't know! Agh--great, dude FUCK THIS SERIES. Oh shit, he does have magic Look at that. That's fancy. REALITY QUAKES. Oh shit. What happened. HE DROPPED THE-- No, wait--go back-- ...to what? I thought that reality shattered. Which one. The one with Skrillex in it. Which Skrillex Any of them. NO, NO, NO--!!! Calm down GET HIM--AWAY from HERE. Oh. I'm SERIOUS. GET HIM OUT OF HERE. Okay Wait, what did we-- RUN. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]
‘Post-Season Recognizance.'

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 25:44


You went to fame school. Yah. With Skrillex. [Supacree is a Skrillex] Yah. —?! What!? Nobody goes to fame school— Wut. —with that guy! Wut. Seriously, Cree. What is your life?? —?! Wait, what?! Yeah, bitch! Skrillex was your PROFESSOR!? Lol n0o0ooo. I had Deadmau5z. awhat. And Armin. Armin Van Buuren?! Ya. And— CHRISTOPHER WALKEN vs. SUPACREE -_- —__^ *_- ^__ __/ *_* >< … —-__—- Ok. Alright. Show me what you got. SUPACREE plays a beat. You know where this is going. We all know where this is going. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN that was OK. “OK”?! Yeah. *shrugs* OK. You know what— You know what it needs? …what's it need? —-more cowbell. I beg your pardon. Please, don't beg. It was perfect. It was OK. You're not OK. —maybe I'm not. You're definitely not. —know what helps? Don't tell me: More fucking cowbell. ‘This is dead Skrillex' I couldn't have been the only person to have realized the change in his music was drastic l—an now that I was no longer afraid to do my research, I was putting together a picture from conclsion I had already drawn long ago—his problems with alcohol, connections with women, and the other darknesses otherwise unseen to the general public that had come to me in dreams and visions consistently in the years since our ‘meeting'. It seemed as so that he may have been as miserable on his own birthday as I was, and though late and also somehow just in time, I had discovered a string of tweets that had confirmed that everything I knew in totality to be true; the darkness in his music, a result of grief and inner struggle—the cost of fame and fortune's weight having removed the broad spectrums of color and elegant, blissful, animated and moving motions in his music; it wasn't that it wasn't beautiful any longer, just darker—as if something was lost, and, as I had assumed, the cancelled shows and shadows of the staged Skrillex seen at the surface, a mere crying glimpse of the real Sonny that for whatever reason was psychically attached from my soul. That's because he doesn't have Skrillex. I have Skrillex. Yeah, I know. You should probably give it back. I would if I could! Maybe that's why he followed me to New York. You really think he wants this thing back?! Wouldn't you? I mean his new music is OKAY. JUST OKAY?! KIDZ: THIS IS AWESOME. You brats are brainwashed. Sonny and I must have died around the same time—otherwise, ‘how would it make sense for any of it to have happened the way that it had?', I thought. And for not the first time, but perchance a rare second, I considered that perhaps whatever I had been experiencing with him, had happened also to him, but with me— During THE LOVERS QUARREL, PETRUTHEIO deals a deadly and near fatal blow by dagger, pericibg through her armor— SIR JYRE, who has just exited a deep state of meditation in which he was gifted a VISIONARY FORESIGHT, which allows him to have seen the result of c'ESME'T AND PETRUTHEIO's premarital consummation; the conception of a child, and heir to the throne of the UNITED KINGDOMS OF ASCENCIA The UNITED KINGDOMS OF ACENCIA?! It's a working title. Idk what to call this place. We'll see. Well, the aignifigance of that character sure has worked himself in overtime. Well, of course, I had the dream walker's eyes on my wall, But hadn't fathomed the actual WHOOPI GOLDBERG. What are you doing? FLASHBACK approx 2003: APPLBEES is having an ART AUCTION. Lol. MOM You can have anything you want from here. YOUNG SUPACREE Anything? Really? MOM Yes. YOUNG SUPACREE Hmm… [selects an autographed photo of Whoopi Goldberg] MOM That's what you want? YOUNG SUPACREE Yeah. WHOOPI GOLDBERG You were a weird fucking kid, you know that? SUPACREE Yeah. I know. CUT TO: ASCENCIA SIR JYRE Her life must be spared. She is immortal and therefore would again be born. But—her body. CUT TO: HEAVEN SUPACREE I'd like to marry these two songs, please. GOD Hmmm. Yesterday>< Yesterday GOD (CON'T) Ask Johnny Lennon. SUPACREE ok. CUT TO: LIZ LEMON IS VERY DRUNK Look, I don't know what they told you about me, but— You should not do this. This series is strange. CUT TO: JOHN LEGEND is on a mushroom trip. WELL, WELL, WELL. Wtf is this Watch this. Lol did I ever write that scene about being Chrissy Tiegen's Emotional Support Animal? I might have. Idk Sorry I'm late. You look nice. I always do. - Beans and rices Yup. Again. Yeah. But only cause it rhymed. Don't get cocky. Ooh. This isn't over yet. *working our furiously* What is WRONG WITH YOU?! What isn't wrong with me?! Look at these flutes. Ooh. *glutes. Oh my GOD. GEOFF. WHAt!'n WhaT IS HAPENNING RIGHT NOW. I'm- Tittles. I DONT KNOW. It's an OCEAN OF// DONT SAY IT “An Ocean of DONT” Nobody is safe. Don't touch me! I wasn't touching you! Don't think about touching me! Stop—using your telepathy. I'm always using my telepathy. Please don't do this. Don't do what. If you touch that girl, we'll kill you and your entire family. Family? I don't have a family. You do now— What's that mean [the man slams down a stack of papers onto the table between them. —congratulations. —?! You're getting married. Is this a contract? It's an arrangement. It's a contract! The choices we make are the choices we make. I'm not signing this. WHAT'D HE DOOOOO?! WHATD'D SHE DOOOOOOOO?! WHAT DID I DO?! WHAT DID THEY nice socks. NO DICKSTRACTIONS, Ugh. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Diplo. What. Get over here. What happened. What? I need you to do something for me. What is it? Does it matter? Kinda. Look. I'm gonna buy you an entire closet full of weird shorts. Ok. Just so I can watch you walk around in them. Ok. AN EVEN MORE TERRIFYING, EQUALLY AS DESTRUCTIVE— (If not more) —DRAGON HAS DESCENDED UPON… Where is this, “Earth” *DRAGON SCREECHES* GODDAAAAAMMMNNNNN!!! This dragon might be worse than the first dragon! *Eats Entire BASSCON STAGE* This is definitely worse. *TOTAL ABSOLUTE CHAOS* BASSCON! Are we at EDC!? *DRAGON* Well, not anymore. :Pause Huh Where's Timmy trumpet SUPACREE Double pause! SUPACREE!!! SUNNÏ BLŪ wouldn't that just be restarting the track. SUPACREE NO. SUNMÏ BLŪ Ugh. Ū I smell a mashup, where is it? ITS OVER HERE. Go grab it, I'll wait here. What! I gotta man the decks. MAN THE DECKS. Oh shit, it's pirates. JACK. Captain… SIR JYRE! Your majesty?! CHRISTOPHER NOLAN so who wants to actually try it? What's his name again? LEONARDO DICAPRIO I'm good. Oh, this is what this has to do with that… JOHNNY DEPP I'll try it. LEONARDO DICAPRIO Are you crazy?! JOHNNY DEPP No… [sniffs cocaine] (Easter egg: jerry smith is in the background$ JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) Now I'm crazy. put me in. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN Alright. Christ. Now I gotta watch Inception AND Tenet. Yep. Nice, here she comes. When?! TONIGHT . I have shit to d— DEADMAU5 Go to sleep. K. Cant stand to see you twisted, I'm a pyromaniac; Plan to see you lifted I'm in pain, a chain reaction— I mismanaged a damaged actors pan; The plan was actually a disaster, After that, I might have laughed Hadn't it been my last can of Garbanzos SUNNI. )&2&;@2@2$ YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL. SUCK MY DICK. AGHHJJJ. Well. TMZ is here. This is a disaster. NEXT, WE LEARN: THE Oh my God. WhT. This is probably the worst thing I've ever written. Not the worst. Nope: this is the worst. Maybe it's just bad on paper. It's bad no matter how you — CONTROL, JANET PRIVACY. Here. Wtf is this. LEGENDS: FAME SCHOOL You don't have to tell me nothing, I pull up and hit the button, I'm about the some lunch and pass the duchie Motherfucker call me Sutton I'm the govenor; Not dissin on your mother but I'm lovin her, McMuffin out the oven and I'm stuffed Uh—what? Bruh. Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button You don't have to tell me nothing I pull up and hit the button I pull up and hit the button Mickey Mouse, you're Donald duckin it, I'm somethin something somethin with my cousin With the plug in and it's —-uhhhh—- lavender scented, Never vanilla, imma killa Laying beats and making Skrilla Furrealluh I pull up and spin for like a minute You don't have to tell me nothin I just— Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button I'm a super star rapper, If anyone asked— I live in a mansion I'll Janet Jackson on your ass, You ain't even have to ask, I'm an assassin Captain Jackin Cracker jacks and a Idk what I was about to write here, but— SHAQ: YOU FUCKED UP. I DID NOT. YOU CERTAINLY DID. I CERTAINLY DID NOT- NOT IF YOU'RE SAYING IT. AGH. *LIFTS* DON'aT KILL ME. I'm not going to kill you— Okay. Someone else is going to kill you; I'm simply the best mode of transportation available. *beast mode of transportation available* Lol What are you doing?! Opening a portal. WHAT. To WHERE. I don't know— What? Drop the bass. I most certainly will not DROP THE BASS! OK!OK! PUSH THE BUTTON. OK—JESUS CHRIST. SUPACREE drops the bass; a portal opens. Put me down. I'm afraid not. I'm just afraid. I almost liked New York. I did. Too much. Then: you know what happened? I got to a ‘The Bronx.' UNH. It was gross! Take it back! Throw the whole thing away. Yuck. Fuck The Bronx. And If you're from The Bronx: fuck you. Go fuck your self. Gross. Pick up your trash. Ugh. Now THAT reminded me of LA. Gross. The whole thing is the hood. I was at the laundromat, And I was sitting on top of the washing machine so I could watch my clothes dry and hypnotize myself into getting out of the Bronx Yeah And this little guy: He's three years old. He looks up at me, and he's like “Wow! How'd you get up there?!l And I told him “I'm a superhero!” And he says “You're a superhero?” I said, “Yeah”, He says “No, you're the bad guy!” I said, “Are you sure?” He's like “Yeah!” I'm like “If you say so!” You know if a 3 year old tells you you're the bad guy; You're the bad guy. I'm like “Damn, even he knows” Then again, He is a tiny black man; So of course I'll this is probably just his foresight coming in. It fucked me up a little bit. I'm thinking “Trust me dude, in 20 years— You're the bad guy I promise” I'm not being racist. It's just at this age, The hard thing about being a jaded, nearly middle aged woman just peaking the peak of her prime and still single— I'm like, “Dang. All dudes just—cheat. This is what they do.” So I'm ruined. I'm looking at a group of like 14 year old boys like “YOU HEARTLESS FOOLS.” Lol I saw this couple of kids on the bus; they had to be in like middle school It grosssed me out so much my stomach hurt They were making out; I'm like “gross” The kid was like 15, but super tall so it looked weird; but you could tell he was still a kid, cause he had braces, but he was like 6 feet tall. Fucking weird. The girl might have been like 12-13–but she hadn't hit her growth spurt yet so she looked 8 I'm like “Fucking gross” And they were Latina, So you know— She might just stay that size forever. I'm like “Ew!” They're all lovey docey, kissing and shit I'm almost 30c they look like literal children I had to turn my head It grossed me out cl. But I'm looking at these kids and I'm trying to fuxkib telepathically tell this little girl : RUN AWAY. HE WILL IILL YOU. He's probably already talking to at least 90 other girls on Twitter right now! Run away! He'll fuck you UP. That's what they do. So yeah, I see like toddlers now and I'm like Damn, you're ao cute now, You're gonna grow up to burn bodies! I look at how young innocence just gets shattered: It's so sad. Have you ever seen a toddler twerking? Fucking disgusting. Gross. Little kids in bikinis?! What's that for?! Stop that shit. People like to forget there's nasty people out there. So Supacree's a comedian, now? In one dimension, yeah! (Or several of them.) This bitch That bitch. Oooh--that bitch This bitch is about to-- She's really going to Oh yeah, I remember! She did do that! She did. She did do that. No, she didn't! But she DID. ____AND DEN____ Yo, fuck this shit. Yeah. We gotta go. Go. Go where? Hm. Where. I don't care where. Ooh, fuck this shit. But this shit's free. It's not free; we're paying in energy. Vampires I can't take it! [jumps out of window] Oh, fuck. (Don't worry, she comes back later) What's “Later”? [Later.] Oh, you're back. Yeah, well--we're on the ground floor High rise. Sounds nice Oh. Lets go there. I want to go to there Pick up your face , Liz Lemon. Pick up your room: What the fuck happened in here? What did happen. Come on, dude. We gotta go. I am not going to do this. I'm not going through this. We have to do it. This isn't-- Get in, you're already wasting my time, and I hate it--I hate you. Get in the car. I'm not gonna get in a car with you, after you just told me, you hate me. Get in the car. I'm not getting in your car! It's not my car; Just, get in! No! I don't know what the fuck is about to happen. I do. Get in the fucking-- Wait, he does? I already told you, Dillon's been in this shit for a minute. Nobody takes this guy seriously, but hes a fucking legend. I get it You don't get it; He's a legend. Did she see the--? Yeah? And did she listen to the---? She did...and...Chak Chel? Eh? I'm not proud of what we did. I see. But it was beautiful, magnificent. Oh, fuck--what happened to Dillon? He's...incapacitated. I see that. Yeah. Everyone can see that. What happened to him? I wasn't there. I didn't go over there. Yes you did--I saw you go over there! I didn't go over there.l Yes you did, I saw you-- What happened over there? Uh, over where? Over what? Wait. Go back. Back...WHERE? ...to that. What. That last thing. Which. Last. Thing. That-- UGH. Now, what are we gonna do? I guess we just die here. I had a dream, I got everything I wanted. LOL. That spaceship had to be long gone. Long gone. I mean, by the time it hit my planet, I don't even know if the lifeform inside was aware she had been saved. I WAS HAPPY IN MY SPACESHIP It. Landed. Why are you drunk at 10 AM. There's no 10 AM on this planet. Well, it's 10 AM. I'm serious. Dude. What? What happens when you actually, accidentally starve yourself to death on one of these fasts. These aren't just fasts--they are quests. These quests are getting intense. I'll tell you what's intense How about, don't mention it. She didn't mention it. Not even a hint? Mm-mm. No Say again. No thank you. Excuse me? I don't repeat myself, you heard me the first time. It's simple. But-- You asked. I said no. But...we already knew the answer was yes. Oh, you did/? ...Yes…? When did you last see Skrillex? Like, in the flesh? Like--yeah--forreal. I don't know You don't know. I really don't know! Agh--great, dude FUCK THIS SERIES. Oh shit, he does have magic Look at that. That's fancy. REALITY QUAKES. Oh shit. What happened. HE DROPPED THE-- No, wait--go back-- ...to what? I thought that reality shattered. Which one. The one with Skrillex in it. Which Skrillex Any of them. NO, NO, NO--!!! Calm down GET HIM--AWAY from HERE. Oh. I'm SERIOUS. GET HIM OUT OF HERE. Okay Wait, what did we-- RUN. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

Gerald’s World.
‘Post - Season Recognizance.'

Gerald’s World.

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 25:44


You went to fame school. Yah. With Skrillex. [Supacree is a Skrillex] Yah. —?! What!? Nobody goes to fame school— Wut. —with that guy! Wut. Seriously, Cree. What is your life?? —?! Wait, what?! Yeah, bitch! Skrillex was your PROFESSOR!? Lol n0o0ooo. I had Deadmau5z. awhat. And Armin. Armin Van Buuren?! Ya. And— CHRISTOPHER WALKEN vs. SUPACREE -_- —__^ *_- ^__ __/ *_* >< … —-__—- Ok. Alright. Show me what you got. SUPACREE plays a beat. You know where this is going. We all know where this is going. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN that was OK. “OK”?! Yeah. *shrugs* OK. You know what— You know what it needs? …what's it need? —-more cowbell. I beg your pardon. Please, don't beg. It was perfect. It was OK. You're not OK. —maybe I'm not. You're definitely not. —know what helps? Don't tell me: More fucking cowbell. ‘This is dead Skrillex' I couldn't have been the only person to have realized the change in his music was drastic l—an now that I was no longer afraid to do my research, I was putting together a picture from conclsion I had already drawn long ago—his problems with alcohol, connections with women, and the other darknesses otherwise unseen to the general public that had come to me in dreams and visions consistently in the years since our ‘meeting'. It seemed as so that he may have been as miserable on his own birthday as I was, and though late and also somehow just in time, I had discovered a string of tweets that had confirmed that everything I knew in totality to be true; the darkness in his music, a result of grief and inner struggle—the cost of fame and fortune's weight having removed the broad spectrums of color and elegant, blissful, animated and moving motions in his music; it wasn't that it wasn't beautiful any longer, just darker—as if something was lost, and, as I had assumed, the cancelled shows and shadows of the staged Skrillex seen at the surface, a mere crying glimpse of the real Sonny that for whatever reason was psychically attached from my soul. That's because he doesn't have Skrillex. I have Skrillex. Yeah, I know. You should probably give it back. I would if I could! Maybe that's why he followed me to New York. You really think he wants this thing back?! Wouldn't you? I mean his new music is OKAY. JUST OKAY?! KIDZ: THIS IS AWESOME. You brats are brainwashed. Sonny and I must have died around the same time—otherwise, ‘how would it make sense for any of it to have happened the way that it had?', I thought. And for not the first time, but perchance a rare second, I considered that perhaps whatever I had been experiencing with him, had happened also to him, but with me— During THE LOVERS QUARREL, PETRUTHEIO deals a deadly and near fatal blow by dagger, pericibg through her armor— SIR JYRE, who has just exited a deep state of meditation in which he was gifted a VISIONARY FORESIGHT, which allows him to have seen the result of c'ESME'T AND PETRUTHEIO's premarital consummation; the conception of a child, and heir to the throne of the UNITED KINGDOMS OF ASCENCIA The UNITED KINGDOMS OF ACENCIA?! It's a working title. Idk what to call this place. We'll see. Well, the aignifigance of that character sure has worked himself in overtime. Well, of course, I had the dream walker's eyes on my wall, But hadn't fathomed the actual WHOOPI GOLDBERG. What are you doing? FLASHBACK approx 2003: APPLBEES is having an ART AUCTION. Lol. MOM You can have anything you want from here. YOUNG SUPACREE Anything? Really? MOM Yes. YOUNG SUPACREE Hmm… [selects an autographed photo of Whoopi Goldberg] MOM That's what you want? YOUNG SUPACREE Yeah. WHOOPI GOLDBERG You were a weird fucking kid, you know that? SUPACREE Yeah. I know. CUT TO: ASCENCIA SIR JYRE Her life must be spared. She is immortal and therefore would again be born. But—her body. CUT TO: HEAVEN SUPACREE I'd like to marry these two songs, please. GOD Hmmm. Yesterday>< Yesterday GOD (CON'T) Ask Johnny Lennon. SUPACREE ok. CUT TO: LIZ LEMON IS VERY DRUNK Look, I don't know what they told you about me, but— You should not do this. This series is strange. CUT TO: JOHN LEGEND is on a mushroom trip. WELL, WELL, WELL. Wtf is this Watch this. Lol did I ever write that scene about being Chrissy Tiegen's Emotional Support Animal? I might have. Idk Sorry I'm late. You look nice. I always do. - Beans and rices Yup. Again. Yeah. But only cause it rhymed. Don't get cocky. Ooh. This isn't over yet. *working our furiously* What is WRONG WITH YOU?! What isn't wrong with me?! Look at these flutes. Ooh. *glutes. Oh my GOD. GEOFF. WHAt!'n WhaT IS HAPENNING RIGHT NOW. I'm- Tittles. I DONT KNOW. It's an OCEAN OF// DONT SAY IT “An Ocean of DONT” Nobody is safe. Don't touch me! I wasn't touching you! Don't think about touching me! Stop—using your telepathy. I'm always using my telepathy. Please don't do this. Don't do what. If you touch that girl, we'll kill you and your entire family. Family? I don't have a family. You do now— What's that mean [the man slams down a stack of papers onto the table between them. —congratulations. —?! You're getting married. Is this a contract? It's an arrangement. It's a contract! The choices we make are the choices we make. I'm not signing this. WHAT'D HE DOOOOO?! WHATD'D SHE DOOOOOOOO?! WHAT DID I DO?! WHAT DID THEY nice socks. NO DICKSTRACTIONS, Ugh. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Diplo. What. Get over here. What happened. What? I need you to do something for me. What is it? Does it matter? Kinda. Look. I'm gonna buy you an entire closet full of weird shorts. Ok. Just so I can watch you walk around in them. Ok. AN EVEN MORE TERRIFYING, EQUALLY AS DESTRUCTIVE— (If not more) —DRAGON HAS DESCENDED UPON… Where is this, “Earth” *DRAGON SCREECHES* GODDAAAAAMMMNNNNN!!! This dragon might be worse than the first dragon! *Eats Entire BASSCON STAGE* This is definitely worse. *TOTAL ABSOLUTE CHAOS* BASSCON! Are we at EDC!? *DRAGON* Well, not anymore. :Pause Huh Where's Timmy trumpet SUPACREE Double pause! SUPACREE!!! SUNNÏ BLŪ wouldn't that just be restarting the track. SUPACREE NO. SUNMÏ BLŪ Ugh. Ū I smell a mashup, where is it? ITS OVER HERE. Go grab it, I'll wait here. What! I gotta man the decks. MAN THE DECKS. Oh shit, it's pirates. JACK. Captain… SIR JYRE! Your majesty?! CHRISTOPHER NOLAN so who wants to actually try it? What's his name again? LEONARDO DICAPRIO I'm good. Oh, this is what this has to do with that… JOHNNY DEPP I'll try it. LEONARDO DICAPRIO Are you crazy?! JOHNNY DEPP No… [sniffs cocaine] (Easter egg: jerry smith is in the background$ JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) Now I'm crazy. put me in. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN Alright. Christ. Now I gotta watch Inception AND Tenet. Yep. Nice, here she comes. When?! TONIGHT . I have shit to d— DEADMAU5 Go to sleep. K. Cant stand to see you twisted, I'm a pyromaniac; Plan to see you lifted I'm in pain, a chain reaction— I mismanaged a damaged actors pan; The plan was actually a disaster, After that, I might have laughed Hadn't it been my last can of Garbanzos SUNNI. )&2&;@2@2$ YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL. SUCK MY DICK. AGHHJJJ. Well. TMZ is here. This is a disaster. NEXT, WE LEARN: THE Oh my God. WhT. This is probably the worst thing I've ever written. Not the worst. Nope: this is the worst. Maybe it's just bad on paper. It's bad no matter how you — CONTROL, JANET PRIVACY. Here. Wtf is this. LEGENDS: FAME SCHOOL You don't have to tell me nothing, I pull up and hit the button, I'm about the some lunch and pass the duchie Motherfucker call me Sutton I'm the govenor; Not dissin on your mother but I'm lovin her, McMuffin out the oven and I'm stuffed Uh—what? Bruh. Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button You don't have to tell me nothing I pull up and hit the button I pull up and hit the button Mickey Mouse, you're Donald duckin it, I'm somethin something somethin with my cousin With the plug in and it's —-uhhhh—- lavender scented, Never vanilla, imma killa Laying beats and making Skrilla Furrealluh I pull up and spin for like a minute You don't have to tell me nothin I just— Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button I'm a super star rapper, If anyone asked— I live in a mansion I'll Janet Jackson on your ass, You ain't even have to ask, I'm an assassin Captain Jackin Cracker jacks and a Idk what I was about to write here, but— SHAQ: YOU FUCKED UP. I DID NOT. YOU CERTAINLY DID. I CERTAINLY DID NOT- NOT IF YOU'RE SAYING IT. AGH. *LIFTS* DON'aT KILL ME. I'm not going to kill you— Okay. Someone else is going to kill you; I'm simply the best mode of transportation available. *beast mode of transportation available* Lol What are you doing?! Opening a portal. WHAT. To WHERE. I don't know— What? Drop the bass. I most certainly will not DROP THE BASS! OK!OK! PUSH THE BUTTON. OK—JESUS CHRIST. SUPACREE drops the bass; a portal opens. Put me down. I'm afraid not. I'm just afraid. I almost liked New York. I did. Too much. Then: you know what happened? I got to a ‘The Bronx.' UNH. It was gross! Take it back! Throw the whole thing away. Yuck. Fuck The Bronx. And If you're from The Bronx: fuck you. Go fuck your self. Gross. Pick up your trash. Ugh. Now THAT reminded me of LA. Gross. The whole thing is the hood. I was at the laundromat, And I was sitting on top of the washing machine so I could watch my clothes dry and hypnotize myself into getting out of the Bronx Yeah And this little guy: He's three years old. He looks up at me, and he's like “Wow! How'd you get up there?!l And I told him “I'm a superhero!” And he says “You're a superhero?” I said, “Yeah”, He says “No, you're the bad guy!” I said, “Are you sure?” He's like “Yeah!” I'm like “If you say so!” You know if a 3 year old tells you you're the bad guy; You're the bad guy. I'm like “Damn, even he knows” Then again, He is a tiny black man; So of course I'll this is probably just his foresight coming in. It fucked me up a little bit. I'm thinking “Trust me dude, in 20 years— You're the bad guy I promise” I'm not being racist. It's just at this age, The hard thing about being a jaded, nearly middle aged woman just peaking the peak of her prime and still single— I'm like, “Dang. All dudes just—cheat. This is what they do.” So I'm ruined. I'm looking at a group of like 14 year old boys like “YOU HEARTLESS FOOLS.” Lol I saw this couple of kids on the bus; they had to be in like middle school It grosssed me out so much my stomach hurt They were making out; I'm like “gross” The kid was like 15, but super tall so it looked weird; but you could tell he was still a kid, cause he had braces, but he was like 6 feet tall. Fucking weird. The girl might have been like 12-13–but she hadn't hit her growth spurt yet so she looked 8 I'm like “Fucking gross” And they were Latina, So you know— She might just stay that size forever. I'm like “Ew!” They're all lovey docey, kissing and shit I'm almost 30c they look like literal children I had to turn my head It grossed me out cl. But I'm looking at these kids and I'm trying to fuxkib telepathically tell this little girl : RUN AWAY. HE WILL IILL YOU. He's probably already talking to at least 90 other girls on Twitter right now! Run away! He'll fuck you UP. That's what they do. So yeah, I see like toddlers now and I'm like Damn, you're ao cute now, You're gonna grow up to burn bodies! I look at how young innocence just gets shattered: It's so sad. Have you ever seen a toddler twerking? Fucking disgusting. Gross. Little kids in bikinis?! What's that for?! Stop that shit. People like to forget there's nasty people out there. So Supacree's a comedian, now? In one dimension, yeah! (Or several of them.) This bitch That bitch. Oooh--that bitch This bitch is about to-- She's really going to Oh yeah, I remember! She did do that! She did. She did do that. No, she didn't! But she DID. ____AND DEN____ Yo, fuck this shit. Yeah. We gotta go. Go. Go where? Hm. Where. I don't care where. Ooh, fuck this shit. But this shit's free. It's not free; we're paying in energy. Vampires I can't take it! [jumps out of window] Oh, fuck. (Don't worry, she comes back later) What's “Later”? [Later.] Oh, you're back. Yeah, well--we're on the ground floor High rise. Sounds nice Oh. Lets go there. I want to go to there Pick up your face , Liz Lemon. Pick up your room: What the fuck happened in here? What did happen. Come on, dude. We gotta go. I am not going to do this. I'm not going through this. We have to do it. This isn't-- Get in, you're already wasting my time, and I hate it--I hate you. Get in the car. I'm not gonna get in a car with you, after you just told me, you hate me. Get in the car. I'm not getting in your car! It's not my car; Just, get in! No! I don't know what the fuck is about to happen. I do. Get in the fucking-- Wait, he does? I already told you, Dillon's been in this shit for a minute. Nobody takes this guy seriously, but hes a fucking legend. I get it You don't get it; He's a legend. Did she see the--? Yeah? And did she listen to the---? She did...and...Chak Chel? Eh? I'm not proud of what we did. I see. But it was beautiful, magnificent. Oh, fuck--what happened to Dillon? He's...incapacitated. I see that. Yeah. Everyone can see that. What happened to him? I wasn't there. I didn't go over there. Yes you did--I saw you go over there! I didn't go over there.l Yes you did, I saw you-- What happened over there? Uh, over where? Over what? Wait. Go back. Back...WHERE? ...to that. What. That last thing. Which. Last. Thing. That-- UGH. Now, what are we gonna do? I guess we just die here. I had a dream, I got everything I wanted. LOL. That spaceship had to be long gone. Long gone. I mean, by the time it hit my planet, I don't even know if the lifeform inside was aware she had been saved. I WAS HAPPY IN MY SPACESHIP It. Landed. Why are you drunk at 10 AM. There's no 10 AM on this planet. Well, it's 10 AM. I'm serious. Dude. What? What happens when you actually, accidentally starve yourself to death on one of these fasts. These aren't just fasts--they are quests. These quests are getting intense. I'll tell you what's intense How about, don't mention it. She didn't mention it. Not even a hint? Mm-mm. No Say again. No thank you. Excuse me? I don't repeat myself, you heard me the first time. It's simple. But-- You asked. I said no. But...we already knew the answer was yes. Oh, you did/? ...Yes…? When did you last see Skrillex? Like, in the flesh? Like--yeah--forreal. I don't know You don't know. I really don't know! Agh--great, dude FUCK THIS SERIES. Oh shit, he does have magic Look at that. That's fancy. REALITY QUAKES. Oh shit. What happened. HE DROPPED THE-- No, wait--go back-- ...to what? I thought that reality shattered. Which one. The one with Skrillex in it. Which Skrillex Any of them. NO, NO, NO--!!! Calm down GET HIM--AWAY from HERE. Oh. I'm SERIOUS. GET HIM OUT OF HERE. Okay Wait, what did we-- RUN. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™
‘Post-Season Recognizance.'

The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 25:44


You went to fame school. Yah. With Skrillex. [Supacree is a Skrillex] Yah. —?! What!? Nobody goes to fame school— Wut. —with that guy! Wut. Seriously, Cree. What is your life?? —?! Wait, what?! Yeah, bitch! Skrillex was your PROFESSOR!? Lol n0o0ooo. I had Deadmau5z. awhat. And Armin. Armin Van Buuren?! Ya. And— CHRISTOPHER WALKEN vs. SUPACREE -_- —__^ *_- ^__ __/ *_* >< … —-__—- Ok. Alright. Show me what you got. SUPACREE plays a beat. You know where this is going. We all know where this is going. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN that was OK. “OK”?! Yeah. *shrugs* OK. You know what— You know what it needs? …what's it need? —-more cowbell. I beg your pardon. Please, don't beg. It was perfect. It was OK. You're not OK. —maybe I'm not. You're definitely not. —know what helps? Don't tell me: More fucking cowbell. ‘This is dead Skrillex' I couldn't have been the only person to have realized the change in his music was drastic l—an now that I was no longer afraid to do my research, I was putting together a picture from conclsion I had already drawn long ago—his problems with alcohol, connections with women, and the other darknesses otherwise unseen to the general public that had come to me in dreams and visions consistently in the years since our ‘meeting'. It seemed as so that he may have been as miserable on his own birthday as I was, and though late and also somehow just in time, I had discovered a string of tweets that had confirmed that everything I knew in totality to be true; the darkness in his music, a result of grief and inner struggle—the cost of fame and fortune's weight having removed the broad spectrums of color and elegant, blissful, animated and moving motions in his music; it wasn't that it wasn't beautiful any longer, just darker—as if something was lost, and, as I had assumed, the cancelled shows and shadows of the staged Skrillex seen at the surface, a mere crying glimpse of the real Sonny that for whatever reason was psychically attached from my soul. That's because he doesn't have Skrillex. I have Skrillex. Yeah, I know. You should probably give it back. I would if I could! Maybe that's why he followed me to New York. You really think he wants this thing back?! Wouldn't you? I mean his new music is OKAY. JUST OKAY?! KIDZ: THIS IS AWESOME. You brats are brainwashed. Sonny and I must have died around the same time—otherwise, ‘how would it make sense for any of it to have happened the way that it had?', I thought. And for not the first time, but perchance a rare second, I considered that perhaps whatever I had been experiencing with him, had happened also to him, but with me— During THE LOVERS QUARREL, PETRUTHEIO deals a deadly and near fatal blow by dagger, pericibg through her armor— SIR JYRE, who has just exited a deep state of meditation in which he was gifted a VISIONARY FORESIGHT, which allows him to have seen the result of c'ESME'T AND PETRUTHEIO's premarital consummation; the conception of a child, and heir to the throne of the UNITED KINGDOMS OF ASCENCIA The UNITED KINGDOMS OF ACENCIA?! It's a working title. Idk what to call this place. We'll see. Well, the aignifigance of that character sure has worked himself in overtime. Well, of course, I had the dream walker's eyes on my wall, But hadn't fathomed the actual WHOOPI GOLDBERG. What are you doing? FLASHBACK approx 2003: APPLBEES is having an ART AUCTION. Lol. MOM You can have anything you want from here. YOUNG SUPACREE Anything? Really? MOM Yes. YOUNG SUPACREE Hmm… [selects an autographed photo of Whoopi Goldberg] MOM That's what you want? YOUNG SUPACREE Yeah. WHOOPI GOLDBERG You were a weird fucking kid, you know that? SUPACREE Yeah. I know. CUT TO: ASCENCIA SIR JYRE Her life must be spared. She is immortal and therefore would again be born. But—her body. CUT TO: HEAVEN SUPACREE I'd like to marry these two songs, please. GOD Hmmm. Yesterday>< Yesterday GOD (CON'T) Ask Johnny Lennon. SUPACREE ok. CUT TO: LIZ LEMON IS VERY DRUNK Look, I don't know what they told you about me, but— You should not do this. This series is strange. CUT TO: JOHN LEGEND is on a mushroom trip. WELL, WELL, WELL. Wtf is this Watch this. Lol did I ever write that scene about being Chrissy Tiegen's Emotional Support Animal? I might have. Idk Sorry I'm late. You look nice. I always do. - Beans and rices Yup. Again. Yeah. But only cause it rhymed. Don't get cocky. Ooh. This isn't over yet. *working our furiously* What is WRONG WITH YOU?! What isn't wrong with me?! Look at these flutes. Ooh. *glutes. Oh my GOD. GEOFF. WHAt!'n WhaT IS HAPENNING RIGHT NOW. I'm- Tittles. I DONT KNOW. It's an OCEAN OF// DONT SAY IT “An Ocean of DONT” Nobody is safe. Don't touch me! I wasn't touching you! Don't think about touching me! Stop—using your telepathy. I'm always using my telepathy. Please don't do this. Don't do what. If you touch that girl, we'll kill you and your entire family. Family? I don't have a family. You do now— What's that mean [the man slams down a stack of papers onto the table between them. —congratulations. —?! You're getting married. Is this a contract? It's an arrangement. It's a contract! The choices we make are the choices we make. I'm not signing this. WHAT'D HE DOOOOO?! WHATD'D SHE DOOOOOOOO?! WHAT DID I DO?! WHAT DID THEY nice socks. NO DICKSTRACTIONS, Ugh. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Diplo. What. Get over here. What happened. What? I need you to do something for me. What is it? Does it matter? Kinda. Look. I'm gonna buy you an entire closet full of weird shorts. Ok. Just so I can watch you walk around in them. Ok. AN EVEN MORE TERRIFYING, EQUALLY AS DESTRUCTIVE— (If not more) —DRAGON HAS DESCENDED UPON… Where is this, “Earth” *DRAGON SCREECHES* GODDAAAAAMMMNNNNN!!! This dragon might be worse than the first dragon! *Eats Entire BASSCON STAGE* This is definitely worse. *TOTAL ABSOLUTE CHAOS* BASSCON! Are we at EDC!? *DRAGON* Well, not anymore. :Pause Huh Where's Timmy trumpet SUPACREE Double pause! SUPACREE!!! SUNNÏ BLŪ wouldn't that just be restarting the track. SUPACREE NO. SUNMÏ BLŪ Ugh. Ū I smell a mashup, where is it? ITS OVER HERE. Go grab it, I'll wait here. What! I gotta man the decks. MAN THE DECKS. Oh shit, it's pirates. JACK. Captain… SIR JYRE! Your majesty?! CHRISTOPHER NOLAN so who wants to actually try it? What's his name again? LEONARDO DICAPRIO I'm good. Oh, this is what this has to do with that… JOHNNY DEPP I'll try it. LEONARDO DICAPRIO Are you crazy?! JOHNNY DEPP No… [sniffs cocaine] (Easter egg: jerry smith is in the background$ JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) Now I'm crazy. put me in. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN Alright. Christ. Now I gotta watch Inception AND Tenet. Yep. Nice, here she comes. When?! TONIGHT . I have shit to d— DEADMAU5 Go to sleep. K. Cant stand to see you twisted, I'm a pyromaniac; Plan to see you lifted I'm in pain, a chain reaction— I mismanaged a damaged actors pan; The plan was actually a disaster, After that, I might have laughed Hadn't it been my last can of Garbanzos SUNNI. )&2&;@2@2$ YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL. SUCK MY DICK. AGHHJJJ. Well. TMZ is here. This is a disaster. NEXT, WE LEARN: THE Oh my God. WhT. This is probably the worst thing I've ever written. Not the worst. Nope: this is the worst. Maybe it's just bad on paper. It's bad no matter how you — CONTROL, JANET PRIVACY. Here. Wtf is this. LEGENDS: FAME SCHOOL You don't have to tell me nothing, I pull up and hit the button, I'm about the some lunch and pass the duchie Motherfucker call me Sutton I'm the govenor; Not dissin on your mother but I'm lovin her, McMuffin out the oven and I'm stuffed Uh—what? Bruh. Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button You don't have to tell me nothing I pull up and hit the button I pull up and hit the button Mickey Mouse, you're Donald duckin it, I'm somethin something somethin with my cousin With the plug in and it's —-uhhhh—- lavender scented, Never vanilla, imma killa Laying beats and making Skrilla Furrealluh I pull up and spin for like a minute You don't have to tell me nothin I just— Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button Hit the button I'm a super star rapper, If anyone asked— I live in a mansion I'll Janet Jackson on your ass, You ain't even have to ask, I'm an assassin Captain Jackin Cracker jacks and a Idk what I was about to write here, but— SHAQ: YOU FUCKED UP. I DID NOT. YOU CERTAINLY DID. I CERTAINLY DID NOT- NOT IF YOU'RE SAYING IT. AGH. *LIFTS* DON'aT KILL ME. I'm not going to kill you— Okay. Someone else is going to kill you; I'm simply the best mode of transportation available. *beast mode of transportation available* Lol What are you doing?! Opening a portal. WHAT. To WHERE. I don't know— What? Drop the bass. I most certainly will not DROP THE BASS! OK!OK! PUSH THE BUTTON. OK—JESUS CHRIST. SUPACREE drops the bass; a portal opens. Put me down. I'm afraid not. I'm just afraid. I almost liked New York. I did. Too much. Then: you know what happened? I got to a ‘The Bronx.' UNH. It was gross! Take it back! Throw the whole thing away. Yuck. Fuck The Bronx. And If you're from The Bronx: fuck you. Go fuck your self. Gross. Pick up your trash. Ugh. Now THAT reminded me of LA. Gross. The whole thing is the hood. I was at the laundromat, And I was sitting on top of the washing machine so I could watch my clothes dry and hypnotize myself into getting out of the Bronx Yeah And this little guy: He's three years old. He looks up at me, and he's like “Wow! How'd you get up there?!l And I told him “I'm a superhero!” And he says “You're a superhero?” I said, “Yeah”, He says “No, you're the bad guy!” I said, “Are you sure?” He's like “Yeah!” I'm like “If you say so!” You know if a 3 year old tells you you're the bad guy; You're the bad guy. I'm like “Damn, even he knows” Then again, He is a tiny black man; So of course I'll this is probably just his foresight coming in. It fucked me up a little bit. I'm thinking “Trust me dude, in 20 years— You're the bad guy I promise” I'm not being racist. It's just at this age, The hard thing about being a jaded, nearly middle aged woman just peaking the peak of her prime and still single— I'm like, “Dang. All dudes just—cheat. This is what they do.” So I'm ruined. I'm looking at a group of like 14 year old boys like “YOU HEARTLESS FOOLS.” Lol I saw this couple of kids on the bus; they had to be in like middle school It grosssed me out so much my stomach hurt They were making out; I'm like “gross” The kid was like 15, but super tall so it looked weird; but you could tell he was still a kid, cause he had braces, but he was like 6 feet tall. Fucking weird. The girl might have been like 12-13–but she hadn't hit her growth spurt yet so she looked 8 I'm like “Fucking gross” And they were Latina, So you know— She might just stay that size forever. I'm like “Ew!” They're all lovey docey, kissing and shit I'm almost 30c they look like literal children I had to turn my head It grossed me out cl. But I'm looking at these kids and I'm trying to fuxkib telepathically tell this little girl : RUN AWAY. HE WILL IILL YOU. He's probably already talking to at least 90 other girls on Twitter right now! Run away! He'll fuck you UP. That's what they do. So yeah, I see like toddlers now and I'm like Damn, you're ao cute now, You're gonna grow up to burn bodies! I look at how young innocence just gets shattered: It's so sad. Have you ever seen a toddler twerking? Fucking disgusting. Gross. Little kids in bikinis?! What's that for?! Stop that shit. People like to forget there's nasty people out there. So Supacree's a comedian, now? In one dimension, yeah! (Or several of them.) This bitch That bitch. Oooh--that bitch This bitch is about to-- She's really going to Oh yeah, I remember! She did do that! She did. She did do that. No, she didn't! But she DID. ____AND DEN____ Yo, fuck this shit. Yeah. We gotta go. Go. Go where? Hm. Where. I don't care where. Ooh, fuck this shit. But this shit's free. It's not free; we're paying in energy. Vampires I can't take it! [jumps out of window] Oh, fuck. (Don't worry, she comes back later) What's “Later”? [Later.] Oh, you're back. Yeah, well--we're on the ground floor High rise. Sounds nice Oh. Lets go there. I want to go to there Pick up your face , Liz Lemon. Pick up your room: What the fuck happened in here? What did happen. Come on, dude. We gotta go. I am not going to do this. I'm not going through this. We have to do it. This isn't-- Get in, you're already wasting my time, and I hate it--I hate you. Get in the car. I'm not gonna get in a car with you, after you just told me, you hate me. Get in the car. I'm not getting in your car! It's not my car; Just, get in! No! I don't know what the fuck is about to happen. I do. Get in the fucking-- Wait, he does? I already told you, Dillon's been in this shit for a minute. Nobody takes this guy seriously, but hes a fucking legend. I get it You don't get it; He's a legend. Did she see the--? Yeah? And did she listen to the---? She did...and...Chak Chel? Eh? I'm not proud of what we did. I see. But it was beautiful, magnificent. Oh, fuck--what happened to Dillon? He's...incapacitated. I see that. Yeah. Everyone can see that. What happened to him? I wasn't there. I didn't go over there. Yes you did--I saw you go over there! I didn't go over there.l Yes you did, I saw you-- What happened over there? Uh, over where? Over what? Wait. Go back. Back...WHERE? ...to that. What. That last thing. Which. Last. Thing. That-- UGH. Now, what are we gonna do? I guess we just die here. I had a dream, I got everything I wanted. LOL. That spaceship had to be long gone. Long gone. I mean, by the time it hit my planet, I don't even know if the lifeform inside was aware she had been saved. I WAS HAPPY IN MY SPACESHIP It. Landed. Why are you drunk at 10 AM. There's no 10 AM on this planet. Well, it's 10 AM. I'm serious. Dude. What? What happens when you actually, accidentally starve yourself to death on one of these fasts. These aren't just fasts--they are quests. These quests are getting intense. I'll tell you what's intense How about, don't mention it. She didn't mention it. Not even a hint? Mm-mm. No Say again. No thank you. Excuse me? I don't repeat myself, you heard me the first time. It's simple. But-- You asked. I said no. But...we already knew the answer was yes. Oh, you did/? ...Yes…? When did you last see Skrillex? Like, in the flesh? Like--yeah--forreal. I don't know You don't know. I really don't know! Agh--great, dude FUCK THIS SERIES. Oh shit, he does have magic Look at that. That's fancy. REALITY QUAKES. Oh shit. What happened. HE DROPPED THE-- No, wait--go back-- ...to what? I thought that reality shattered. Which one. The one with Skrillex in it. Which Skrillex Any of them. NO, NO, NO--!!! Calm down GET HIM--AWAY from HERE. Oh. I'm SERIOUS. GET HIM OUT OF HERE. Okay Wait, what did we-- RUN. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

Conversations With Yaya
Episode 196 Baby Come To Me by Regina Belle

Conversations With Yaya

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2023 7:45


I think Regina was talking about doing some hocus pocus to get her man focused! LOL What do you think? Let's go behind the lyrics of Baby Come To Me!

The Debbie Nigro Show
Candy Brands Licensing Their 'Smells' To Toys

The Debbie Nigro Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2023 14:57


Scented markers, crayons, stationery and toys are on store shelves everywhere and Alita Friedman of Alita's Brand Bar is totally ‘in' on all the delicious smelly action. Alita is an expert in the toy business and toy licensing business. She's your gal if you need 'toy' industry advice. She's a business gal pal and was one of my very early ‘on air' champions for my ‘style' of broadcasting. Alita Friedman initially developed her own toy brand and turned it into a TV show. Then she started working on other brands to make them bigger and working with manufacturers of great products to add their brands to licensing deals, and bring them to life in the toy industry, in the gift industry, in the art industry, music industry, you name it. Now Alita's Brand Bar is working with Kangaru Toys, who Alita says, is really the only toy company out there that has the ‘secret sauce' for putting scent into toys and other things, everything from stuffed animals to markers to stationery. On behalf of Kangaru, Alita decided it would be cool to start getting them ‘smelling licenses'. Over the last two years, actually since COVID started, they've been securing licenses from brands like Hershey's, Jolly Rancher, Peeps, and Mentos.  “We're able to make stationery markers, toys, and all these things that smell really good. And they're actually marketed not really to kids, but they're really marketed more towards adults, like cool stationery for your desk, and marketed to college students, for back to college type of things”, said Alita. She added, “The idea has been very successful and you can find the products on the shelves of stores like Five Below and Walmart and online at Amazon and the Kangaru Toys website. The ‘smell licensing' partners (actually brand licensing but smell licensing sounds more fun) are very happy because their brands get expanded into a whole new direction they had not explored before - through stationery and toys. Personally speaking, when I first saw scented markers and products in the stores I stopped in my tracks amused and confused. I thought about buying them for some kids, but then I thought, I cannot buy these for kids, what if they think it's food and eat it? When I told that to Alita her response was, “In a certain way, you know, you're not going to find them in the little kids section. You might find them where you're buying other stationery items. They become collectibles for adults. And it kind of goes back to that whole, whole adult toy buying trend right now.” It's very obvious to me that, in terms of genius marketing, if I've got a pack of markers in front of me that smell like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups I'm going to want to run out and buy Reeses Peanut Butter Cups! So it makes perfect sense that food brands would find this ‘smell licensing' space with toys and gifts appealing. I was trying to imagine how ‘smell' might physically be added to markers and toys. Do they spray it on? Dip it in it? Alita said theres's something called ‘micro-encapsulation' which is a process the factories use. She was clear, if you sell anything in the toy industry, it has to be tested to the highest consumer product safety standards, and there are all kinds of toy industry laws.” Adults buying toys for themselves came out as big trend this past year. ‘Kidult' is the term the toy industry has given to adult toy buyers who are buying toys for themselves. Call it nostalgia or call it fun but whatever you call it the trend is now responsible for 1/4 of all toy sales annually and set to grow bigger. Adults are buying superheroes and collectibles that remind them of of their childhood. I myself might be inclined to fork over a few bucks for a new Easy Bake Oven . Lol What about you? And so what does Alita see ‘trending' in toys next? “When COVID happened, going back to basics and playing games became huge. So you're starting to see licenses now on games. Think of a game that you grew up playing, now, you'll see a lot of versions of it that might have a license on it. You're also seeing a ton of collectible toys. So if you think of all the comic cons and all the comic books and video games that come out, it's adults and their kids enjoying them together. And there are plenty of people collecting toys many of which are sitting on adults desks and home or in the office. desks or the offices of Some take them out of the box to play with them. And some just keep them in the box as a valuable collection. There's always some kind of a great stuffed animal or squishy type of toy that becomes really popular. And outside things like, you know, the scooters and bikes. If this topic smells good to you please enjoy this fun interview conversation with Alita Freidman recorded live on The Debbie Nigro Show.   

The Deep End
#54 The Heard Depp Trial

The Deep End

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 75:41


It's over.... after months of listening to each side give testimony of about the other's dirty laundry, we finally have a verdict. Amber Heard is a liar. Lol What does this outcome really mean when we boil down to it? Does it mean it is the end of the #Metoo movement? Is it the beginning of #Mentoo? Whether you believe Amber Heard was lying or not, what we had on our hands was an old fashion Pillorying - except memes replaced the stones. Amber Heard is Eve, she is Madonna, Lady Macbeth... she is the terrible stepmother, the crazy lying, conniving witch across the street in the window. All the circus of Depp fans, the feminist, the men activists and conspirators all throwing in their two cents into the social media machine. And out of it, what do we learn? Why is this such a peculiar time for this case? You would think, we'd be in an enlightenedplace... YOU WOULD THINK? lol Special thanks to my guests Oscar & Jess from The Perfect Mess Podcast - check out the link below to hear their podcast. I featured on their last episode. To Listen to my guest's podcast, go to:The Perfect Mess Spotify:  https://l.instagram.com/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fshow%2F0CFPDfn4zoKKhIZxwg6BTX&e=ATPDJUu62TOx-8bA27VjBJG3vpnqcDFERlYPZtlwKxBmLfZOH3RG0QGra8TCBVc47nuJ_ByHEqvEo-YVAOUvfA7k2UC67CXndsX7-RA&s=1To Listen to my guest's podcast, go to:The Deep End Links below!Blog: http://thedeependpod.comShop: https://the-deep-end-merch.creator-spring.com/listing/the-logo-6814Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChF0l9SAvbLtkjsRd8w41xg

Two Boys in a Balcony
The Sound of Music (1965)

Two Boys in a Balcony

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 67:45


The hiiiiiiiiiiiiiills are aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive with sound of balcony! LOL What? That's right! The Boys are finally back to talking about a movie that almost everybody has seen except for Sean who had not seen it! It's the Sound of Music, the timeless cherised classic masterpiece that tells the story of a sexy nun who hangs out with other sexy nuns until she becomes the music teacher to a bunch of kids and starts a world war 2. Also there is a goat puppet show that makes no sense. O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay! It's a fun one so gather up the family, explain to them why you have to excuse yourself for an hour, and hop into your big boy hammock and have yourself a siesta. You've earned it! And while you're resting, why not take this new episode of America's Dumbest Film Critics Critiquing the 20th Century Masterworks of Cinema for a spin!

Decompress with Jess
Ep 27: Mental Health, Gut Health, and Holisitc Health with Dean Michael

Decompress with Jess

Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2022 29:42


Sorry for shouting friends, and I am probably late to the game with this but.....THERE IS SUCH A THING AS BRAIN-GUT CONNECTION AND THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF SERATONIN ARE MADE IN YOUR GUT!!!!!!!! Okay, I have calmed down now lolWhat is the brain-gut connection?How does it tie into mental health?What are superfoods?We get into all of this and more!For this episode I am honored to have on my friend Dean Michael, founder of Manifested Wellness, former (IFBB International Federation of Bodybuilding and Fitness) Pro, and just an overall great person. His passion about this topic really shows through, and he truly broke down the information in a way that is less scary. You can find more about Dean and his work via the following:  Instagram - Dean Michael Fazzolari (@dean_michael) • Instagram photos and videos My Information: Instagram: @decompress_with_jess • Instagram photos and videos Email:  Decompresswithjess@yahoo.com

BlackSheep BELLievers
SING WITH ME!!! #PRAISEBREAK

BlackSheep BELLievers

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 1:28


This is what I do before a speaking engagement to activate The King inside me, and settle my nerves. I would've shown you my shadowboxing but I can't do that while driving... Lol What do you do to uplift your spirit??? We all are a conduit of GOD- so in my opinion Praise empowers us to walk in divine authority!!! #IAMBELLFIT

Decompress with Jess
Ep 24: High Functioning Anxiety with Georgie Collinson

Decompress with Jess

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 39:56


Hiii friends :) Get ready for today's episode because (yes this is not a typo) we are going to decompress WHILE talking about high-functioning anxiety with Georgie Collinson. I am not joking, she really made it quite exciting. I even feel relaxed LOL (but still buckle up because it was mind blowing LOL) What does high-functioning anxiety look like?Why is it so difficult to calm ourselves down when in this state, and what is a better alternative?How can we change our relationship with anxiety?We get into all of this and more!Georgie Collinson is an Anxiety Mindset Coach, Hypnotherapist, Naturopath and Nutritionist, helping busy women to achieve balance in mind, body and business. As a recovering perfectionist and proud high-achiever, Georgie was once the prime example of high-functioning anxiety. Searching for answers, she finally discovered a lasting breakthrough for herself and clients with a holistic mind-body approach that considers anxiety and stress from the thoughts you think, the food you eat, your gut health, your hormones and lifestyle. This developed into The Anxiety Reset Method, the structural basis of Georgie's online programs. Originally from Melbourne, Georgie spends much of her time by the beach on the Mornington Peninsula, where she is running online group programs, producing The Anxiety Reset Podcast, and working privately with clients around Australia and the world. She hosts gut health retreats in Byron Bay, and is currently writing her first book. Georgie's mission is to be an example to women that life doesn't have to be this way. There is so much confidence, flow and balance available to us in our lives, and we don't need to sacrifice our goals. There's so much more to our lives than anxiety will let us believe, and we all deserve to have it all and more.It truly was such a pleasure to have her on!You can find more about Georgie and her work via the following:  Podcast - Anxiety Reset Podcast on Apple Podcasts Instagram - Georgie Collinson | Anxiety (@georgiethenaturopath) • Instagram photos and videos Website - www.georgiecollinson.com My Information: Instagram: @decompress_with_jess • Instagram photos and videos Email:  Decompresswithjess@yahoo.com

rSlash
r/AmITheA**hole My Date Thinks Girls Get Periods from their Butts

rSlash

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 18:20


r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP went on a date with a guy who has some... interesting beliefs. He told OP that girls get periods from their butts. OP was shocked and asked if he was joking, and he said no. He actually tried to argue with her that she was wrong and he was right -- that women get butt periods. OP laughed at him, which led to him storming off and then breaking up with her. LOL WHAT? Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Breaking Tables Podcast
Breaking Tables w/ Built in Buffalo

Breaking Tables Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2022 64:51


The season may be over, but the fun never stops! We're joined with the mastermind behind Built in Buffalo, President Justice Radford. We'll talk Bills, drink some cold ones and get to know Justice and his brand! Where will Daboll go? Frazier? Definitely Heath Farwell?  LolWhat to do this off season to burn time?Buckle up, because eye and earholes going to get pretty damn wet...#breakingtables #billsmafia #billsbyabillion

Shoot First with Mikee Reyes
#16: Ben Simmons, OFW Hoopers, and the PBA Semis

Shoot First with Mikee Reyes

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 56:32


We catch up on a great weekend of hoops, from our filipino imports debuting in the BLeague to the first day of the PBA semis! Mikee also lets out what he feels about IMPORTS. LOL What's the key to TNT's win? How can SMB bounce back? Magnolia drew first blood, but still a long way to go! Alot of basketball, as usual, here on Shoot First! Follow us on all socials!

After The Session With Kres and Kennise

Season 1 Ep. 8https://www.facebook.com/659971611/videos/10156906797221612/Women's Sexuality - From our Facebook community: "There is no such thing as a hoe.""A hoe is trying to fill a void. That she herself doesn't know know she's feeling. Or he's feeling""“Hoe” is a myth. No such thing in my opinion. A whore is a person who accepts money for payment for sex""I think you two underestimate the levels and lengths Men can take careless sex too. Lol" What are your thoughts? Visit our Facebook page to join the conversation! Never met with a therapist? Speak with our founder today and let us assist you in beginning your journey to better! | Visit: https://mindsempowered.org

The B Unfiltered Podcast
No Topics, Just Vibes, The PVR Vacation Episode

The B Unfiltered Podcast

Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 64:50


We were not going to release this episode, but by request, here it is. As you all know, this is the episode that we recorded while we were on vacation for Ivy's 35th Birthday in Puerto Vallarta, MX. We didn't have the cord that we needed to use the mic, so we had to record using the built-in mic on the MacBook, so the sound isn't the best. Now…A lot of people have been asking about why Brittney moved to Texas. Well, at the beginning of this episode, Ivy & Brittney talked about EVERYTHING. We woke up that following day to send the audio to Rasohn in hopes of releasing the episode right away & the entire beginning of the episode was deleted! God blocked it! LOLWhat you all are hearing is the second half of the episode, which is still really hilarious. This episode is brought to you by vacation vibes, Crown Royal shots, & Instagram. Enjoy!The following topics guide the conversation because there were no topics, just vibes: Coco Austin breastfeeding her 5-year-old… Should the man in a relationship love a woman differently (maybe more) than he loves her? How important is accountability in a relationship? Is not asking for "a lot" in a relationship a recipe for disaster? And how do you define a lot? 

GENERATION ON A MISSION - Patient Parenting, Parenting Hacks, Faith-led Parenting, Christian Moms, World Changers
EP21 Patiently Parenting is Possible if You Remember to Do This This Key Component Every Day!

GENERATION ON A MISSION - Patient Parenting, Parenting Hacks, Faith-led Parenting, Christian Moms, World Changers

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 14:29


Hi, Mama-Friend! Life is so challenging at times. It's so important to remember to take care of YOU through the throes of parenting, which is a lot easier said than done, but still important, nonetheless. So, what exactly does that look like? That's what we will uncover in today's episode! We can't parent successfully or confidently when our cups are empty! LOL What does that even mean?! We are also diving into what parenting with a full cup looks like and why it's so important to keep our own cups full as busy mamas! I'm going to share with you my personal experiences and share some ideas with you as to how to keep your cup full! Here's to you keeping your cups full this week, so you can parent successfully, with all the confidence you need! Michelle  

InDaCarSeat DaTGuY, Terry Dwayne Ashford
FRIDAY Reporting by TERRY DWAYNE ASHFORD indacarseat DatGuY Tysons Corner#347 Extended Stay America

InDaCarSeat DaTGuY, Terry Dwayne Ashford

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021 3:33


FRIDAY Reporting by TERRY DWAYNE ASHFORD indacarseat DatGuY Tysons Corner#347 Extended Stay America - Reporting at 9 AM EST Time Friday Morning saying Thanks You and reminding YOU that You Want Me right? How do you plan to achieve someone like ME? B$tch UGLY WH8RE! LoL

Decompress with Jess
Ep 10: People-Pleasing with Mollie Birney

Decompress with Jess

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 32:06


In this episode, Mollie Birney and I discuss  a topic very close to my heart....people pleasing ( I think that is my middle name lol). During the pandemic, I started to read more books about it and was blown away that it was actually a real thing, and there was a term for it. I know...I am late to the party lolWhat is people pleasing?Are we tying it to our self-worth?How can we become more aware that we are people pleasing?We get into all of this and more!Mollie is a Clinical Life Coach, and you can really feel the passion in her words when she speaks. Not to mention she is absolutely brilliant, and the way she conveyed the information was so easy and understandable. She is also the co-founder of Catch Your Breath Retreats, which incorporates stress-relief, mindfulness and self-reflection into an eclectic approach. Mollie's Information: Website:@mbclinicalcoaching | LinktreeInstagram:Mollie Birney, M.A. (@mbclinicalcoaching) • Instagram photos and videosCatch Your Breath Retreats:Catch Your Breath (catchyourbreathretreats.com) My Information: Instagram: @decompress_with_jess • Instagram photos and videos Email: Decompresswithjess@yahoo.com

Cosmo and the Y107 Morning Show
THROWBACK THROWDOWN 8/19 Cosmo vs Sarah

Cosmo and the Y107 Morning Show

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 6:40


Why can't EITHER of them get that song?!?!?!? LOL What song completely stumps them both? Another close on in the Throwback Throwdown on Y107.

Chit Chat with the Crazee Chixz
8-6-21. Pool time and vacation budgeting

Chit Chat with the Crazee Chixz

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 9:49


Do you have a pool???  Has it stayed clear? Mine is driving me crazy.   Will NOT stay clear and I'm over it.   LolWhat's your secret?Also, how do you plan for vacation? Do you make the budget, and stick to it? Do you fly by the seat of your pants? What happens when you get to your vacation and there are more things that you want to do as far as recreational but you didn't plan it  in your budget, how do you handle that? Inquiring minds want to know….Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/CrazeeChixz)

Pickled Peppers Hop Talk
GIMME MY F****** CREAM CHEESE! & Brown Ale On Tap:)

Pickled Peppers Hop Talk

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 67:41


Ya boys are doin a radio tour! lolWhat's on tap = Brown Ale. No hornet.Hop Cookie Cutter7 Day BeerThe Great  Forest FireKing Edward the VIIBoy Scouts Of AmericaFirst Night FlightJack Johnson Wins The Heavyweight ChampionshipWashington AvalancheCricket???First Sea PlaneFather's DayYellow cabCrazy Washington and Florida StoriesVault Dressing RoomCompost yourselfHaunted houseFossil Free VolvoLab-Grown-MeatBezosGo Back To Bed America

2 Queens in a Podcast
WTF! How did we end up married to the same Guy!?

2 Queens in a Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2021 31:59


This episode we chat about our marriages…..who is this mystery man? Are we sister wives? (LOL) What is going on with the culture? Is marriage important still? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bloom25/support

Money Empire - Beyond the Field
ASB’s Home Loan Is Low AF | S2 EP. 45

Money Empire - Beyond the Field

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 10:45


Lol WHAT, 1.79% floating rate for a new build?! Kiwi’s love a cheap rate or something free, and this is a pretty staggering low. What does this mean though... Surely there’s a catch? Thank you to our series sponsor – Atomic Coffee.  These legends fuel us and our guests through our podcasts.     If you have any questions or comments, or have a topic you want us to discuss you can contact us at info@moneyempire.co.nz, or follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/MoneyEmpireNZ/ Alternatively, check out some of our social pages on:  instagram.com/beyondthefieldpodcast facebook.com/beyondthefieldpodcast/ linkedin.com/company/beyondthefieldpodcastseries The advice shared on Beyond the Field is general in nature and does not consider your individual circumstances and is based on our personal opinions. Beyond the Field is for educational purposes only and should not be relied upon to make financial decisions. The Money Empire group are Financial Advisers. We do not provide our clients with advice on investments, nor do we provide investment planning advice.  To receive personal financial advice, you must first engage with the relevant individual or sector, and receive, read and understand their Scope of Service and Terms of Engagement to ensure the service and products are suited to your needs.  We may discuss products, services and answer listener questions on this podcast for illustration purposes only.    www.moneyempire.co.nz  Triple M Group Limited (5737850) (NZBN: 9429041825877) Registered NZ Limited Company.   

Blessed Momma Bosses
59- How to Captivate and Influence more on Facebook Live video and Instagram Live, IGTV for Network Marketers.

Blessed Momma Bosses

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 24:36


Now how can you gain more confidence , get more eyes on you, have more share yoru videos, and grow? Listen in today as we share exactly that!L-Learn yoru AudienceI-Introduce yourselfV-Virtual studioE-End with a call to actionLearn your Audience: Knowing your audience is all diverse is essential.Yes you have an avatar of someone who you want to make sure you speaking to when you post, share, etc.However how people learn and understand is always different for each person.Knowing the personalities is a great way to go LIVE and capture the attention of your potential customer or potential business partner within the first 60 seconds.How you do that is by knowing the different personalities and hitting all 4 at once...SOUNDS CRAZY HARD RIGHT?It is not at all....For example let's use the animal personalities:Shark- will want to know the details immediately how will this live help them?Dolphin-play right away by having fun music or Christmas antlers on, etc.Urchin-Use statistics...you can honestly find an article or statistics on almost anything on google!Whale- How will knowing what you plan to share help others? Or help them help others?Find this graphic on www.blessedmommabossesgroup.com under Guides: Free ResourcesIntroduce yourself:I-Introduce yourself make sure your audience knows you.Not matter what product or service or opportunity with you are with the brand is YOU. WE teach this in our Network Marekting Accelerator course we did a whole deep dive on this in there. How do you show and build your brand?Make sure you create your brandBefore you jump into all the details of your Broadcast, it important to briefly explain to your viewers WHO you are and what your topics are about.Creating a Branded Intro for your Facebook/Instagram LivesIf you are doing a Live video to market your business or product, you might be looking for a way to brand your videos, a customer intro to make them more professional. Think about something you can say each time to intro WHO you are and WHAT you are about. Think of it as your branding title.Think to cover in that first 1-2 minutes of opening of your Live Video.Introduce yourself - Who are you and your tag line? Example: So great to connect with you all tonight, my name is Kellie Hoover if we have not met yet and I am passionate about helping women feel their best and find their purpose in their everyday life.How to create that tag line: Who are you & why do you do what you do?My name is Blair Critch and I am mom of 2 and wife in Fort Lauderdale fL and I love to help people feel & look their best without sacrificing time with their family.I came up with that because I know my business is health & wellness and so I want to make sure they know can feel better, look better/aka lose weight, and do it easily with their schedules since I mostly talk to women who are busy.Always say:Replay Viewers...If you are catching this on the replay, ask a question. (The first few seconds of your live video people are not watching live, so this is a great time to ask your replay viewers to engage)Introduce yourself - Who are you and your tag line? Example: So great to connect with you all tonight, my name is Kellie Hoover if we have not met yet and I am passionate about helping women feel their best and find their purpose in their everyday life.Topic- What are you talking about today. Set the expectations for your viewers in the beginningThen Dive into your topic...Virtual Studio for your Lives and options for going liveHave you ever watched a LIVE video and the person was in the dark? You can dramatically change your LIVE video just by adding some lighting and lashes….Well, not just lashes...but your overall presentation.Lets chat about lighting! You NEED it! The more lighting the better. Below are some of my favorite lighting & tools to use!Outdoor lighting is perfect!! You do not need to worry, just make sure shadows are not on your face or the sun is not in your eyes! You do not need to spend a ton of money either...Grab a lamp and a very bright room to help you until you can invest in some special lighting.Our favorite easy lighting and live items are found on a graphic inside our free community: Find this graphic on www.blessedmommabossesgroup.com under Guides: Free ResourcesMake sure your background in presentable and you will not be embarrassed by what the viewers will see. (like a bed or dirty dishes) You don't want your viewers to be distracted from listening to your words. Now that does not mean you cant use your backyard or that you have to have a backdrop behind you just not clutter, distractions, etc. Think about what you are wearing and does it go along with your Theme of your live? Maybe add lipstick, hat, something fun for your live? Maybe your live is about how to have more energy well you do not want to look exhausted that day…Maybe you have a fun graphic tee or fun hat on too. Lets talk about sound….Make sure your viewers can hear you and that its not too loud!FB Live if you are by yourself is great, but sometimes you may want to show your screen or have a guest.Streamyard is a great resource -plus you can have a count down and it shows your name on itMaybe you want to record and drop at a time to make it look live? One stream is great for that, ask us more info on One Stream.Send us an email: blessedmommabosses@gmail.comLast is E: Every time leave them ready to join!very time leave them ready to join youKnow these 3 things for each LIVEWhat do you want them to KNOW?What do you want them to FEEL?What do you want them to DO?What do you want them to KNOW?What are you teaching or sharing? Have it in bullet points, does not have to be scripted out but having a short and concise live will allow more to hit Share to Watch Party then having a long drawn out live.What are you trying to share, teach, show, or create for them? Making it 3 top tips or 5 ways, etc. is easier to remember or an acronym like we do for CAP or LIVE nowWhat do you want them to FEEL ?What do you want them to feel while watching you? Connected? Like you care? etc. The way someone feels will make them want to work with you or buy from you.Are you touching their pain points? Do you know their pain points?WE teach that in Inner circle last week actually when discussing how to build your brand and in our Units of Vault info customer avatar. Important to know this before talking on subject I want them to feel……Now part of the feel is being YOU, you want them to feel your energy, if you like to start by dancing out to some music do it but if that is not you do not do it. If you do not wear make up ever then dont wear it on the live, unless you sell make up LOLWhat do you want them to DO?CTA-Call to ActionIf you are looking to take your business to the next level, right now.This year.This month.We have the perfect place to start. Honestly, there is so much noise out there of what do to to grow your business, that Blair and Kellie poured theirs hearts inside the Network Marketing Accelerator Course.What can you expect when you dive in? A one stop shop to learn everything you need to know to scale your business wot 6 figures and beyond now. No more learning this from here and that from there… It’s a self paced course that will bring you results. Not only will you learn more about referrals, you will learn how to turn referrals into thriving team members. You can find this at http://www.networkmarketingaccelerate.com/We can't wait to be a part of your growth with you!!Kellie & BlairWanna work together!? Here to help you start and scale your network marketing business to SIX-Figures and Beyond:Step 1: Join our Blessed Momma Bosses Community http://www.blessedmommabossesgroup.comStep 2: Scale your Network Marketing Business to Six- Figures & Beyond:http://www.networkmarketingaccelerate.com/Step 3: Monetize & Scale your Social Media inside the Inner Circle community:http://www.innercirclebmb.com/Grab your FREE resources at http://www.blessedmommabosses.comCourses and masterminds not your jam? Snag a private session with Kellie & Blair at blessedmommabosses@gmail.com

The Big Dave Show Podcast
Big Dave Show Highlights for Tuesday, March 2nd!

The Big Dave Show Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 25:40


-What the Hell Line: Stinky Food in the Workplace Microwave! -Chip Graeter answers to Ashley! LOL -What's Snappenin': Sunken Beer Barrels -Good Vibes: Magnolia Springs Adopt-a-Thon -The Dad Joke of the Day! -The College of Hollywood Knowledge!

Just the Gist
QAnon

Just the Gist

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 93:43


So it's just a bunch of crazy conspiracies from right-wing pro-Trump people, right? Saying mean things about Hillary? Something about a Pizza Restaurant...? Well yeah, QAnon is all that, but it's also SO MUCH CRAZIER THAN YOU THINK. QAnon is a weird fantasy in which Donald Trump is a superhero/Jesus, and the 'Lightworkers' say he is the only one who can save imprisoned children from being tortured at the hands of an underground group of celebrities and politicians who want to eat babies and destroy the earth. LOL WHAT? Yeah... when those 'Q' people stormed the capitol, it wasn't just because they were cranky Trump lost and Biden won, it was because they thought the very fabric of human existence was at stake, and NOTHING could convince them otherwise.  So how did a bunch of boomers and once regular, smart people (one of them Jacob's friend) end up sucked into the bizarre conspiracy world of QAnon? How did it start, and do people still believe it now that Trump has slunk away to play golf rather than be their Jesus and save the world? Reply All podcast episode: https://gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/llhe5nm Conspirituality podcast episode: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/conspirituality/id1515827446 QAnon Anonymous podcast (start at beginning): https://podcasts.apple.com/be/podcast/qanon-anonymous/id1428209307 Q Clearence podcast (start at beginning): https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/q-clearance-the-hunt-for-qanon/id1534027012 Some articles about the 3 people who amplified Q in the early stages:  https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/how-three-conspiracy-theorists-took-q-sparked-qanon-n900531  https://heavy.com/news/2018/08/paul-furber/  https://heavy.com/news/2018/08/tracy-diaz/  Learn more about Ron and Jim Watkins: https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/men-qanon/story?id=73046374  Learn what it took to finally take down 8chan: https://www.theneweconomy.com/technology/a-sorry-site-8chan-gets-the-axe-raising-questions-about-internet-censorship See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cannabis And Combat
VLOG 0082 JOE BIDEN TELLS PEOPLE NOT TO VOTE FOR HIM

Cannabis And Combat

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 4:23


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The Faster Than Normal Podcast: ADD | ADHD | Health
Thrill-Seeking Focus Euphoria and Calm w/ Author Dr. Kenneth Carter

The Faster Than Normal Podcast: ADD | ADHD | Health

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2020 24:15


Dr. Kenneth Carter is a Charles Howard Candler Professor of Psychology at Oxford College of Emory University. He has published in both academic and lay publications, translating psychology research into engaging everyday language. His articles have been published in magazines such as Psychology Today and Women’s Health, and he has appeared on news programs such as NPR’s: ShortWave and NBC’s Today show. The psychology of thrill-seeking is the current focus of Dr. Carter’s research. He has delivered a TEDx talk on thrill-seekers and presented on the subject in March 2020 at South by Southwest in Austin, Texas. His most recent book is Buzz!: Inside the Minds of Thrill-Seekers, Daredevils, and Adrenaline Junkies (Cambridge University Press). When not teaching, speaking, or writing, Dr. Carter prefers reading and relaxing on the beach to wingsuit flying or BASE jumping. Today we’re talking about it all, well, all that we can get to in our time today. ***CORONA VIRUS EDITION also EPISODE 200!!!*** Hey guys, Peter Shankman here with a very special episode of Faster Than Normal. Welcome to episode number 200! For the past four and a half, almost five years we have been changing the world and showing people that ADHD and all forms of neurodiversity are in fact a gift, not a curse. I hope that over these past several years we've helped you understand yourself, helped you understand your children, your coworkers, your spouses, your lovers, your friends, and helped you realize that having ADHD doesn’t mean that you're broken. It actually means you're gifted! I am thrilled for episode 200 as we welcome one of my heroes, who has just now learned that he’s one of my heroes, Dr. Ken Carter. Thank you so much to every single one of you who has participated, and listened throughout these 200 episodes. I could not have done this without you and I am honored every single time I get to do this! In this episode Peter & Dr. Carter discuss: 1:20-  Intro and welcome Dr. Ken Carter! 3:30-  Let’s talk about the concept of risk taking and what you’ve learned. 5:50-  On thrill-seekers versus high risk takers 6:20-  Peter about his first solo skydive 8:15-  On euphoria followed by  sustained calmness.  11:20-  Can you talk about the proximity connection between thrill-seekers and addictive personality? 13:23-  In the research you've done, do you see that correlation between thrill seekers and the people who sort of have to be more aware of their personalities? 14:24-  On type “T-positive” and type “T-negative” thrill-seekers  17:30-  Careers and on getting a high via a entrepreneurship or becoming a first responder 19:40-  What do you say to a parent who’s been handed a pamphlet right after their child has been diagnosed with ADHD, ADD or otherwise neurodiverse? 21:52-  How can people find you?  Website at www.DrKenCarter.com. email: kennethCarter@emory.edu  @DrKenCarter on:  Twitter  INSTA  @DrKennethCarter on Facebook  and you can find his book “Buzz!: Inside the Minds of Thrill-Seekers, Daredevils, and Adrenaline Junkies” here!  22:38-  Thank you Dr. Carter! And thank YOU for subscribing, reviewing and listening. Your reviews are working! Even if you’ve reviewed us before, would you please write even a short one for this episode? Each review that you post helps to ensure that word will continue to spread, and that we will all be able to reach & help more people! You can always reach me via peter@shankman.com or @petershankman on all of the socials. You can also find us at @FasterThanNormal on all of the socials. STAY HEALTHY - STAY SAFE - PLEASE WEAR YOUR MASK.. until next time! 23:33-  Faster Than Normal Podcast info & credits As always, leave us a comment below and please drop us a review on iTunes and of course, subscribe to the podcast if you haven’t already! As you know, the more reviews we get, the more people we can reach. Help us to show the world that ADHD is a gift, not a curse! Do you know of anyone you think should be on the FTN podcast? Shoot us a note, we’d love to hear! We have a new sister video cast called 20MinutesInLockdown! A video podcast devoted to learning fascinating lessons from interesting humans all around the world, all in 20 minutes or less!  20 Minutes in Lockdown was born in early April of 2020, when we were in fact, in lockdown, and couldn’t do much of anything. Realizing that more than ever, people could benefit from learning from people outside of their comfort zone – people with interesting stories to tell, people with good advice, people with useful ideas that could help improve lives, we started hosting short Facebook video interviews, and we grew from there. (Plus, you can actually see my hair colors change before your very eyes!) Check it out:  www.20MinutesInLockdown.com   TRANSCRIPT:  Hey guys, Peter Shankman here with a very special episode of Faster Than Normal. Welcome to episode number 200! For the past four, four and a half, almost five years we have been changing the world and showing people that ADHD and all forms of neurodiversity are in fact, a gift, not a curse. And I hope that over these past four, four and a half years, we've helped you, we've helped you understand yourself, helped you understand your children, your coworkers, your spouses, your lovers, your friends, and helps you realize that having ADHD doesn’t mean that you're broken. It actually means you're gifted. I am thrilled.  For episode 200 we welcome one of my heroes. And I say that up until about five minutes ago, I'd never met the guy and he had no idea I was, but Dr. Kenneth Carter has written a book- what, several books with the book he wrote recently, it's called “Buzz. Inside the minds of thrill seekers, dare devils and adrenaline junkies” published by Cambridge University press. He's presented on that same topic at TEDx. He's spoken at SouthX. He does prefer relaxing on the beach to wingsuit flying and BASE jumping. And we'll get into that in a second, but Dr. Kenneth Carter is a Charles Howard Candler professor of psychology at Oxford college of Emory university. He's published in both academic and lay publications. Translating say psychology research into engaging everyday. Language he's had articles in Psychology Today, Women's health he's been on short wave and a PR he's been on NBC is today's show along with my ex girlfriend, strangely enough, Dr. Jennifer H. Um, the psychology of thrill-seeking as, as he puts it is the current focus. Dr. Carter's research. And I am just so thrilled that you took the time. Thank you so much for being on today. Thank you for having me and congratulations on 200 episodes. It's not easy.  It isn't. And you know, again, that's the ADHD way when I started the podcast and I see how it goes. Right. And now we're at 200 when I, when I went out and when I quit my last job that I ever had, one of my own, once I will say, when I feel like when I can't make it work, not if right. Yeah. I was so thrilled to have you, so.  You know, let's, let's start off very basic. So the, the, the, the concept of thrill secret, I remember dating a woman once, probably in 2003, when I started getting my license for 2005 and her, she found a skydiving. She thought it was okay, but her, I guess she told her dad and her dad, he had-I don't want to say we had a conversation. He did most of the conversing. Right. And he, cause he thought I was gonna marry this girl, honey. And he goes, that was wrong with you. You have a death.. ehy would you do something stupid? And I just remember he kept repeating, give a death wish. And I said, one time, well, no, sir, it's actually about wanting to live. And I realized that was the entirely wrong thing to say because there are people out there who will never get it. Yeah. Yeah. So, so, so with that, talk about how you ended up talking about you were getting into and discussing the concept of risk taking and, and sort of let you know what you've learned.   Yeah. You know, it was completely by mistake. So I'm a clinical psychologist and, you know, I am a really chilled guy and I had this idea about 10 years ago for this book and. It was completely different book. It was about some people that I thought of as chaos junkies. And if, when I say that word, everyone instantly has someone in their mind that they think of can have an idea of the book. Yeah. Was to try to get people who were cast junkies. To be more predictable and have a life like mine, which is what a lot of people, which is probably what the, that that father wanted. You know, you know, what, what your parents usually want for you is a completely predictable life that you're happy with. Um, and then when I started really going into the research and I started  to talk about this idea of sensation seeking, I've realized that these high sensation seekers craved chaos because they could control it. And it wasn't something that they needed to stop doing. It was really something they needed to embrace in a way that was going to be healthy for them. And so I abandoned that original book and I decided to really work on helping people understand the, how they're a high sensation seeking personalities can really be a superpower for them.  That's really interesting that you would abandon and go to something that proved to be right, because the majority of people, and we talked about this before it, before we started recording, the majority of people are told they have to change.   Yeah. Yeah.  I know. I was told that all my life.  And, and in the, in the, when you talked about the story about someone and asking if you ever had a death wish, when I asked the, uh, high sensation seekers, what is one thing they want people to understand about what they do? They said. To not think I have a death wish, you know, all I really want to have was a death wish I would just run in and out of traffic. And that's not what it's about.  If I thought That was going to die every time I jumped out of a plane, I wouldn't do it.  Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's the thing. I think a lot of people that are high sensation seekers and thrill seekers really embrace life and what they want is the experience. And one of the hardest things to get people to realize is that there's a huge difference between, uh, a high sensation seeker or a thrill seeker versus a risk taker. Um, people aren't doing these things because they're risky. Is that they can tolerate the chaos to get the experiences they want. That's what they're really after is that experience.  I, I I'm, I'm just, I'm just loving it. It's just so nice to hear everything in my life validated in a quick 20, 25 minute interview. So let's, let's talk about that for a second. So I remember when I, when I started jumping and the story I always relate to, it was my instructor. You know, you have to do three tandem jumps where you're attached to someone else and your fourth jump, you jump on your own, but you jump on an instructor who's holding onto your belt. Right. Just to make sure you're stable in the sky. And then when he sees that you're stable, he did my whole on you for the entire time. He might like go for a minute, a second or two, and, but you have to pull your own parachute, right? You have to land, you know, your whole, your parachute all by yourself. You have a radio, a little walkie talking to your, in your, your pocket, but you have to Lam and, and it's on you. And I remember that my instructor was probably 300 pounds and I don't remember his name, but 300 pounds. It was the middle of July. He, he, he looked like a sopping wet elephant. Okay. And it was just, and you're in this tight little plane right. And he's just, he's like touching me and holding on. And it all, it was the grossest thing. And I remember I couldn't wait to go to the plaintiffs, so I didn't have to be with that anymore. And I'm scared to death and I guess a good way. It was a good thing that I was focused on that. Cause I wasn't focused about the fear. We exit the plane I'm in a free fall. He signals that I'm doing okay. And he lets go my belt and I stay stable. I pull my parachute and I land and he landed probably about 20 seconds before me and this 300 pound sweaty guy who, what, four minutes ago, I couldn't stand to be anywhere. I ran up to this guy and gave him the biggest, longest bear hug. Right. Just hugging the sweaty as much as I could. And it was, that was the first moment I ever realized. Holy crap. Look at the mind shift I just had and looking back on it. Yeah. I realized what that, you know, every, everything I've ever done professionally has usually come immediately after a Mindshift like that.   Yeah. Yeah. And a lot of people who are high sensation seekers say they don't only feel that sense of euphoria and then a sense of calmness, not, not only after they do those kinds of things, but sometimes for weeks after, um, I've talked to some people whenever they have to make big decisions in their lives, they, they, you know, they'll go on a hike, they'll go on a jump they'll base dive, um, or they'll walk on a Slack line. That kind of thing for the people that are high sensation seekers, um, really focuses and really calms them. Very different than someone that's like me who's a low sensation seeker who I get overwhelmed by that, you know? And so one thing I, I try to get people that are low sensation seekers understand is that they're not going to their bodies ren't going to behave like high sensation seekers and vice versa.  One of the things that I find fascinating is that when I land after jump, there have been times, times when I know I have a lot of writing to do I'm on deadline for a book or an article or something like that, I will turn off Uh, you know, my brain. I'll go do the jump and I'll say, okay, I know I have to do this, this writing, but I'm not going to it's it's Thursday and it's due Monday.   I'm not going to work on it until I jumped and I'll go jump. I'll bring my laptop, the drop zone. I'll . I'll throw my gear in a corner. I'll sit on top of my parachute or something, pull up my laptop and I'll write 10,000 words in an hour. Yeah. And it is a level of focus that is unmatched by almost anything else in the world. And being able to, once I found that, I mean, literally it was, it was like finding the, the, the, the pill from the movie limitless. Yeah. Right. It was that, that Holy crap look at my, I am so focused on it. And I remember the first time I did it. Because I've never, I’d drive home. And the first time I drove home, after, you know, one of my, I don't know, first 20 jumps, whatever I'm driving home and I get pulled over for speeding. And I looked down and going 85 miles an hour on a local road. I didn't even didn't even realize it. Right. And I said to the cop, I'm like, you. Kinda just hang here and wait for it to be, he's like that's my entire day.  Well, and then the question I have for people that aren't like that is that if you knew there was something that you could do that would bring that level of euphoria and calmness and focus and you know, that kind of thing, why, why, how could you not do it?  You know, I want to switch the topic a little bit because on that, it reminds me of a great quote, an Aaron Sorkin quote from the West wing where he's interviewing. Okay. The chief of staff, Leo McGarry is, um, talking to someone about being an alcoholic. And he said, I don't understand people who leave a half a glass of wine on the table. I don't understand people who don’t..who don’t want to stop feeling that good. And he talks about being an alcoholic. I have never been quote unquote diagnosed as alcoholic, but I am very aware that I will not have one drink and I have set up my life in such a way that I very rarely drink. I quit for a couple of years and now maybe four times a year. I'll I'll, I'll set up a situation where I'm at home with a friend and I'll have a drink or two or three or four, but I don't leave the house. I don't buy more. And you have to be aware of that. And I think that, can you talk, if you can, about the connection or the, the very close proximity I would imagine, between thrill seekers and addictive personality.  Yeah. And I think, you know, so there are a couple different components of that thrill-seeking personality and the two that can worry me sometimes are, um, disinhibition, um, your ability to be unrestrained and. Um, boredom susceptibility, um, where people get bored really easily get irritated when they get bored. It's not necessarily people that are the thrill seekers that, that worry me, but the thrill seekers who may not plan out, or to be able to understand how it might impact other people.  Because of the way the, um, you know, chemicals work in the, in the body. A lot of people who are high sensation seekers, um, end up sort of excluding higher levels of dopamine, um, and lower levels of like, um, stress hormones. And those are the same kinds of combination of things that can be, um, problematic for people with addictive personalities or addictive conditions. And so it's, it's important to be really sort of mindful that you're either not doing it too much or doing it in a way that can be a problem for you for other people. I talk about that a lot in the book, in Faster Than Normal, where you sort of have to set up these life rules, right. Because if you let yourself go off the rails, it doesn't take long. Before those off the rails is like, You know, a six month process. I'm not going to go out and pillage a village after drinking, but I'm going to drink and I'm not going to wake up super early to go to the gym so I'm not going to get dope, mean I need and then be dehydrated. Well, I already blew the morning. I might as well order something bad for lunch. Well, lunch order a pizza it's three weeks later, I've been 20 pounds. Right. And what's good has come out of that. So you sort of have to be aware to prevent yourself from taking that first step. Do you find that and the research you've done, do you see that correlation a lot between thrill seekers and sort of people have to be more aware of their personalities?  Yeah. I mean, there, there are some research studies that suggest that people that are high sensation seekers may have lower levels of empathy about what other people are experiencing, because we all assume that everyone experiences the world the same way we do. Right? And so that's why you might have someone, who's the highest sensation seekers if you're driving a car darting in and out of traffic, they're calm and chill, but their passengers are really freaked out and they may not know why they're freaked out because they're experiencing the world in a different way. And so a lot of these high sensation seekers have people that I call their anchors, you know, who will be the one that say, Hey. You know, that is more dangerous than you think it is. Or maybe you should rethink about doing that and they trust their anchors to help pull them back from situations that may be problematic for them. Talk about thrill seekers and, um, something I learned once the concept of type T positive and type T negative, that, that how you go after those thrills, um, might be determined by how you were brought up. Or by what you were sort of, um, exposed to as a kid. I mean, I know that my parents were not, my dad loved roller coasters still does and, you know, and, and we would go on roller coasters, but the concept of skydiving, you know, my, my, my dad's classic would appear: Don't be ridiculous Jews don’t skydive, it's classic quote to me. But, but, um, I remember that, you know, as a kid, he would take me, we'd have, we'd go hiking in Maine and he'd take me to find, um, um, Fire towers, right. When they were still back in the eighties and they're still manned. Right. And we'd yell out to the guy at the top of it and they’d invite us up. We climbed I'm six years old and we're climbing this ladder 200 foot ladder, top of firefighter tower. But I was, I was raised in the respect that I guess that was a thrill. Right. And I enjoyed it, but there are people who are raised to sort of, I guess, type team negative, where you're finding. You know, that's where you go into drugs or crime or whatever, to get that same sort of thrill. I think, you know, like everything, there's a combination of what could be biological and environmental, even for this personality trait. Um, they, there, there is some evidence that there are some genetic components to thrill seeking. Um, they're higher levels of certain kinds of chemicals in the body. We talked about, um, uh, cortisol and dopamine previously, but you also see higher levels of testosterone, even in women who are thrill seekers, But there are some environmental things that can really help a lot too. Um, having exposure to chaotic environments when you're younger. Um, and there are some high sensation seekers that said that their parents seemed more strict, but the parents may have just seemed strict because they were doing lots of thrill-seeking things as kids. Uh, but we know that that also changes over time. People that are high sensation seeking when they're teenagers or adolescents, it tends to get, go lower as they get older because of those environmental influences, but also because of biological too. So it's a little bit of a mix of both things.  So the fact that I didn't discover any of this and I almost, I didn't know, my ADHD didn't exist as a kid. It was, it was sit down, you're interrupting the class disease. Right. And so the premise when I was, when I was busted for seeing those from the class, the irony being that I was actually looking around or squirming or fidgeting to find something to give me that dope mean. So I actually could focus.  Yeah. Yeah. And so I think that if people understand what their brain and bodies are capable of and really directed to try to get what they want out of life, I think that's really what the whole idea is. And it's the same for a high sensation seeker or a low sensation seeker. Part of what I've been thinking about more is part of it's really creating and capturing and getting that sense of awe in the world. And that people that are high sensation seekers can, can really tolerate a lot more chaos to get those all experiences.  Do you feel that, that the premise and I mean, I think it's shifted over the last 20 years, but the premise that we at least I had growing up was, you know, you, you, you, not that being different, it is wrong, but rather there are certain ways you do things. Right. Right. And, and, and doing them other ways, you know, is wrong. And I remember my, my, uh, telling my parents, I was going out on my own. Right. And becoming an entrepreneur were public school teachers, all their lives. And, and, and, you know, it was, it was difficult for them to sort of comprehend. Why I enjoyable…It's so risky. I know, but that's the cool, you never know what, you know today could be I'm not making any money or I'm making my largest contract ever. That's the thrill, you know, and, and, and there's nothing I've yet to find anything that compares to landing a new client or landing a new speaking gig or let you know, it's just a high. Yeah. And I, and I think that what work is for and what life is for, has changed for a lot of people, you know, over time, or could be different for different people. Um, you know, when I grew up, you know, I was talking to my dad about work, and work wasn't something that you did because you enjoyed it. It was something that you did because you had to have work. And the idea of having a job that might pay less, but that was really fulfilling wasn't really in the list of options for him. And it isn't the list of options for, for a lot of people. But I consider myself so fortunate that I have a job that I am fully engaged in and that I really love. Um, so being able to marry those things together is a magical thing. So a lot of these high sensation seekers have careers in which they use that super power. Um, they are first responders or police officers or firefighters or, uh, emergency room nurses and doctors. They can handle that chaos and turn it into a focused experience. Um, other people decide to use that part of themselves for recreation. Um, but you'd be surprised how many of them really use it every day in their jobs.  Two more questions. Um, cause I want to respectful your time. Some of the people we've had on the, on the podcast before you have included, uh, Tony Robbins, um, Seth Godin, Keith Cross, who founded DocuSign and is now the secretary of, of, of, of, um, business, uh, in this administration. Uh, we've had, um, uh, the band Shinedown, and every single one of them has said that when they realized they were ADHD, um, they believe that it has benefited them and they, uh, have learned to use that as their skill and as a superpower. Yeah. What do you, and I always ask them the same question. I'm gonna ask it to you too. What do you say to the parent whose child was just diagnosed and, you know, after they get over their first? Aha. Well, that explains it moment. What do you say to them in terms of when they're sitting there going, Oh my god now my son won't be successful. Now he can't do this. Or, you know, they have this preconceived notion of, of, of what success looks like for their child of what your growing up looks like, the child. And this is. A lot of times, you know, they're, they're given this information from a teacher or from a, uh, an administrator with absolutely no, you know…and, and here's a pamphlet. Right. You know, what, what do you say to them to, to sort of talk them off the edge for lack of a better word?  I think part of this would be having them listen to some of the interviews on your podcast. Um, having them understand that there are different ways to be successful, engaged, and happy in the life that they have. And to choose from their selection of powerful things about themselves to get to where they want to go. And where they want to go may not be where you want it to go, but it's going to be there path and you can help them to sort of uncover who they are and to use those best parts of themselves. Um, and I think that's true of everyone. It's not just true of certain kinds of individuals, but I just think that a lot of times parents just want their kids life to be easy and happy. Um, and I don't know if everyone's life ends up that way. Um, but they, they get there in different kinds of ways.  Yup. That's a great answer. I love that. Uh, how can people find you doctor? Cause I know you're gonna get some emails and stuff. Oh yeah. Um, I've got a website, www.DrKenCarter.com and you can email me, I'm happy to, to, to take a look at some emails too, at kennethCarter@emory.edu. Uh, and on my website too, you can actually take a sensation seeking questionnaire to find out where you are on the, on that, um, uh, scale. It goes from zero to 40. Um, I've interviewed lots of 35’s and 40’s, I, myself, even am an 8 on the sensation seeking questionnaire. So about as low as you can get.  So, um, so, um, I'll come down to Atlanta and we'll, we'll go jumping.  I will watch you for a safe distance and applaud so loud when you'll be able to hear me from the sky! LOL What a phenomenal interview for number 200. Thank you so much for joining us, Dr. Carter, truly, truly presented. Love to have you back to come back to continue this conversation.  Absolutely. Thank you so much for having me.  Thank you and guys, thank you for listening. Episode 200. It's a big deal. If you remember, a couple of years ago, episode 100 right, we had my parents on and we, I talked to them for half an hour, but how the hell they could have possibly raised me considering how difficult I was to raise. And, and, and they, I remember that, I always remember the answer. I said,  I asked the same question, I asked the same questions as I asked Dr. Carter, what do you tell parents who might be freaking out and might not be at the end of their rope. And both my parents said, just tell him you love them. And just keep telling them you love them. So thank you, Mom & Dad for telling me you love me all the time and thank you, Dr. Carter, and most importantly, thank you to every single one of you who has listened throughout 200 episodes!! I could not have done this without you and I am honored every single time I get to do this. We'll see you next week with a all new episode about ADHD and all neurodiversity, it’s a gift. It's not a curse. Keep telling yourself that. Talk to you guys soon. Guys as always, you're listening to Faster Than Normal where our interviews are 15 to 20 minutes, well, you know, because ADHD, but we appreciate you being here. If you like what you’ve heard leave us a review, drop us a note. We're always looking for new guests. If you have anyone who might want to be on the show, or it might be beneficial to be on the show, shoot me a note: peter@shankman.com or on @petershankman on any of the socials and we will see you guys next week. Thank you so much for listening. We'll talk to you soon. — Credits: You've been listening to the Faster Than Normal podcast. We're available on iTunes, Stitcher and Google play and of course at www.FasterThanNormal.com I'm your host, Peter Shankman and you can find me at petershankman.com and @petershankman on all of the socials. If you like what you've heard, why not head over to your favorite podcast platform of choice and leave us a review, come more people who leave positive reviews, the more the podcast has shown, and the more people we can help understand that ADHD is a gift, not a curse. Opening and closing themes were performed by Steven Byrom and the opening introduction was recorded by Bernie Wagenblast. Thank you so much for listening. We'll see you next week.   

Table of Content
The Microsoft Monopoly? | Table of Content Season 2 Episode 11

Table of Content

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 84:05


TABLE OF CONTENT TALKING POINTS S2 E11 9/27/2020(Host Scene)Zazz - Welcome to Table of Content. The round table show where we discuss all the happenings around streaming, gaming and entertainment. I am joined as always by Eminent _Stump. How are you? Zazz - We are gonna go ahead and dive into the mail bag.Stump - If YOU would like to be a part of the spotlight or the round table join our discord or send an email to tocpodmail@gmail.com. We also would like to hear any feedback and hate mail you have for us. WE HAVE HATE MAIL STUMP WILL READWTF DID I WATCH TONIGHT?!?!?!NO STREAMER SPOTLIGHT?!NO SUIT JACKET?!LIKE SERIOUSLY?I WANT TO SEE BETTER!I DON'T WANT TO SEE DOWNGRADES, I WANT TO SEE BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS.ABSOLUTE CRAP PRODUCTION TONIGHT! - Signed GhostFighterX1Zazz - We are gonna take some time off from the streamer spotlight until we can get some interviews in a backlog.Zazz - We are joined tonight by returning guests Red_Foxx15 and making his triumphant return to ToC TighFighterX1. How are you tonight?Streaming News Random streamers become one of the biggest Twitch channels overnight A strange Twitch account has rocketed up the followers standings after gaining nearly 5 million followers in one evening – with a few notable names following the channel in question. The channel in question, aileybeanssa, was set up back in 2018. so it's not like the casino channels that are set up hours before gaining the followers.   They have streamed pretty consistently too, gaining a few thousand followers before the explosion but on September 19, the channel jumped from 5,000 followers to 22,000 according to TwitchMetrics.  A day later, that number exploded to 4.63 million and risen to 4.64 million in the days following. The two girls behind the channel confirmed that they were botted and have tried to get in contact with Twitch. Though, it appears as if that has fallen on deaf ears.  Red_Foxx - We have seen twitch take action in the past against bots but in cases like this they tend to be unresponsive to cries for help. What do you think Twitch can do to better support their affiliate/partner streamers w bans/botting etc? Forsen explains why he doesn't try to be a successful Twitch streamer  Popular content creator Sebastian ‘Forsen' Fors has revealed why he does not focus on trying to grow his Twitch channel anymore when broadcasting to his viewers. He revealed that he no longer tries to become more successful at streaming, explaining that he now has a more laid-back approach. “Why? Because it's unfulfilling,” he explained. "This kind of job is unfulfilling when you try to succeed at it, you're better off doing what you want.” Forsen followed up by explaining that there was much more freedom to streaming without focusing on what will grow his channel, such as collaborating with other creators and playing the most popular games. He added that there was also less pressure with his approach to streaming, explaining that he was his own boss, “No one is your boss, your viewer count is not your boss, your sponsors are not your boss, your viewers, especially, aren't your boss.” Tighe - What is your take on this as someone who enjoys working on your channel? Twitch streamer robbed live during IRL broadcast  Twitch streamer 'HoshmandPlays' was broadcasting live while riding his bike in the Bronx area of New York City when an unknown assailant on a moped stopped and proceeded to rob him. on September 18 to Twitch streamer HoshmandPlays. While riding his bike in New York, a man on a moped stopped him and proceeded to shake him down for his belongings, leaving both he and his viewers in shock at what had just happened.  a man on a moped stopped Hoshmand and started asking him inaudible questions, before stating, "I can take all your s**t...Do you know who I am, bro?...I'll punch you." "I'm not gonna do that. I don't know what you want," the 17-year-old stated as he began to back away, to which the assailant responded, "All jokes aside though, I ain't even playing. Do you know who I am, bro? Real s**t though, the big guns, bro. Stop playing with me, bro." Stump - As we have seen in the past irl streams can tend to get out of hand. With things like this happening do you think it will discourage irl streams?Gaming News Doom Eternal is the first game to arrive on Xbox Game Pass following Microsoft's acquisition of ZeniMax  Following a teaser from the Xbox Game Pass team yesterday, Microsoft has announced that Doom Eternal is heading to the company's gaming subscription service. The 2020 sequel to the fantastic 2016 reboot will arrive on Xbox Game Pass for consoles on October 1st and will launch on Game Pass for PC later this year It's the first game to arrive on Xbox Game Pass from ZeniMax Media, which Microsoft announced it was acquiring earlier this week. ZeniMax is the parent company for several high-profile gaming studios, including Bethesda and id Software, Doom's developer. The deal will not finalize until 2021. Now that Microsoft owns all these gaming IPs, it makes sense that games not already on the service will eventually make their way to both platforms. Xbox head Phil Spencer confirmed that particular detail, noting in a blog post that the company “will be adding Bethesda's iconic franchises to Xbox Game Pass for console and PC.” Microsoft also confirmed that future Bethesda titles would release on Game Pass the same day they launch on Xbox or PC. Foxx - This acquisition is big news for xbox fans and anyone who subs to game pass. What sort of effect do you think it will have on the sales between MS and Sony? Amazon announces new cloud gaming service called Luna At its 2020 hardware event today, Amazon announced a cloud gaming platform called Luna. The news isn't too surprising: the service has been rumored since last year, previously codenamed “Tempo,” while an Amazon-made game controller leaked out just ahead of today's event. The service will be available for an “introductory price” of $5.99 a month during its early access phase, which gives subscribers the ability to play Luna Plus channel games across two devices simultaneously and offers 4K / 60fps resolution for “select titles.”  Players who subscribe to this channel will have access to their favorite Ubisoft titles in up to 4K resolution, mobile gameplay, and access to new titles when the channel launches like Assassins Creed Valhalla, Far Cry 6, and Immortals Fenyx Rising the same day they release. This is the first of multiple Luna game channels in development. Luna will also feature Twitch integration. “Inside the Luna experience, players will see Twitch streams for games in the service, and from Twitch, they'll be able to instantly start playing Luna games,” Amazon says. Games can be played either with a mouse and keyboard or a Bluetooth controller. To go along with this, Amazon also announced its own Alexa-enabled Luna Controller, which will cost $49.99 during the early access period. Tighe - Here we have yet another game store entering the fold. How is someone supposed to keep up with all these subs? Amazon Warns Xbox Series X Pre-Orders May Not Arrive on Time  When PlayStation 5 pre-orders went live, gamers made a mad dash to sites like Amazon to pre-order Sony's next-generation console. Not long after, Amazon warned that PS5 pre-orders may be delayed and not arrive on the November 12 launch day as expected. Now Amazon has sent out a similar warning in regards to the Xbox Series X, meaning some consumers, even with their pre-orders secured, may still have to wait a little longer than expected to play their next-generation console. Anyone that has pre-ordered a video game console through Amazon in the past will know that this is nothing new. But it doesn't necessarily mean that they won't get their Xbox Series X console on launch day. This message is more or less just a way for Amazon to cover its bases in case there are issues getting anyone their pre-ordered console. On a side note -  interestingly enough XBOX one series X sales spiked due to peoples inability to read or comprehend during their pre-orders which this host finds hilarious. Stump - Are you surprised to see demand outpacing supply already early on in this new gen console war?Entertainment News Samuel L. Jackson's Nick Fury will reportedly return in new Disney Plus series  Samuel L. Jackson is reportedly returning to the Marvel Cinematic Universe — but this time, he'll be taking on a starring role in a new Nick Fury TV series for Disney Plus. Details are slim on the project — reported by both Variety and Deadline — which is still in the early stages and has yet to be formally ordered to series. Kyle Bradstreet, best known for his work as a writer for Mr. Robot, is also said to be on board the project as a writer and executive producer. Jackson has played the role of the leader of super-spy agency SHIELD in the MCU films since the original Iron Man was released in 2008. Appearances by Jackson as Fury have been a key part of the connective tissue between the various films in the expansive film franchise, with Jackson's appearances used to bring characters together or tease upcoming movies in post-credit scenes. The new Disney Plus series would mark the first time that Jackson has filled the lead role for a Marvel series and could see the actor play a similar role in tying together the various TV series planned for the service. Red_Foxx - What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Lol What's your take on this new show? Twitter Asking Users to Read the Article Before Retweeting Twitter has announced plans (which we heard about at Mashable) to expand a pilot program it launched with select users back in July. It's a small approach and trying to curb a major problem. Before someone can retweet an article, a prompt will appear asking the user if they have in fact read the article they are about to re-share with their followers. At first this might sound like a silly method. But the stats Twitter shared from the test run of the program show it did make a difference. It altered, for the better, the actions of a significant percentage of users. - 40% more people opened the article after seeing the prompt-33% more opened their article before retweeting it-some people didn't share it at all after reading the article I find the last point interesting because I wonder how many just didn't bother because of the extra step not because of the content. Tighe - What do you think this is a good or bad step against FAKE NEWS? Pizza Mascot Chuck E. Cheese Jumping to Movies and Cartoons  For over forty years, the Chuck E. Cheese's pizza parlors have entertained rowdy and hungry kids all over America. The combination of pizza, ice cream, video games, and singing animatronics in a kid-centric restaurant chain was a genius mash-up. And it was the brainchild of Atari co-founder Nolan Bushnell. Although good ol' Chuck isn't quite as ubiquitous a rodent as Mickey Mouse, we'd wager most American kids are very familiar with him. Now, they may be about to become even more familiar, as Chuck E. Cheese is getting ready to star in both live-action movies and animated TV shows. Stump - This seems like a smart move since I am sure Chuck has been affected heavily by the Rona don't you think?BOLD PREDICTIONS I cant tell you anything about technology as usual In the not so distant future nintendo will release a mid series console for the switch! Wait i know about the lite but i mean a real one. I don't know anyone in a galaxy far far away but Mace Windu will get his own mini series or series from disney in the coming wars I dont know who the next twitch super star will be but I predict another cursed episode on 10/11!Plug your stuff.Zazzaboo plug the site, Pod etc Thanks and we will see you next week!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Transformational Coach - Thoughts from my Sofa
Episode 13 - Handling Rejection

The Transformational Coach - Thoughts from my Sofa

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 12:02


We're another week into our "Move Towards Happiness" topic and today it's all about Handling Rejection. I had to reject my first attempt at this podcast because I didn't plug the microphone in! LOL What does rejection mean to you? Is it simply a sign you need to keep looking? How could your rejection be an opportunity to wake up and get to the next level? How is this rejection a symbol of your courage, determination and grit? How does it feel to let go of the outcome you were hoping for? No-one can make you feel inferior without your permission. Tell me how you are wonderful? Make a list! Drop me a note to let me know what makes you amazing? Like always, feel free to share this podcast with your friends and family. Until next week! Rhona

The Real Brian Show
236: Hoot and a Holler!

The Real Brian Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2020 60:38


Isn't that a hoot and a holler? LOL What a great catch phrase. We love utilizing catch phrases on the show. Last episode it was "Know what I'm sayin'?" This week... it's a hoot and a holler! Happy Independence Day to all of us here in the States! We're having some fun again today!  We'll be nerding out on more Enneagram and some fun insights to the personalities of TRB and Captain. We'll share even more thoughts on Stargirl and Snowpiercer, cuz they're both AMAZING. TRB has a review of Artemis Fowl and some new cool experiences with MTG Arena! AND, we'll unleash our superheroes throughout the show with side commentary on everything we're discussing. Enjoy the show! In This Episode Hoot and a Holler! (And other crutch phrases) Our Enneagram types and some fun insight to The Real Brian and Captain Influence More of Captain's Origins of Sayings! More Stargirl and Snowpiercer Commentary Artemis Fowl Review Brian's cool NEW Experiences with MTG Arena Deep Thoughts! Other Links TRBS 2020 Playlist on Spotify TRBS 2019 Playlist on Spotify TRB's GLORIOUSNESS (New Music) Playlist on Spotify The Captain Influence Playlist on Spotify Partner with The Real Brian Show on Patreon! TRBS Facebook Group Send The Real Brian an email! Join our Slack group We're on Discord! Come join the TRBS Discord Server!

Brew'd Up!
S01EP01 - #CrispyGirls

Brew'd Up!

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2020 36:13


In this episode, Tyler and Laurie drink and discuss different versions of the amazingly crisp, Pilsner style beer. Other topics include: -Fermentation Control Techniques -Homebrew v. Commercial Pils (Brouwerij West Pop Fuji and Trumer Pils) - (A butchered) Pilsner and Lager history LOL -What defines a crispy beer? -Lagering techniques And more!

The JOY Factor: Mindfulness, Compassion, Positive Psychology, Healing, Yoga

Hello and welcome to episode #28 of the JOY Factor Podcast. I'm glad you're tuning in and thankful that so far, so good. My family is healthy and safe. I hope the same is true for you. The month of March seems like a blur and as we face this collective trauma of both the facts we have about COVID 19 and the uncertainty surrounding it, It's normal to feel a mix of emotions right now. You might be angry one minute and exhausted the next. It may be tempting to deny what is happening or to compulsively check the news. All of the psychological reactions we are experiencing can be viewed through this lens of collective trauma. I'd like to also remind you that we have a beautiful invitation unfolding. There's an opportunity to rise up together and operate out of a place of trust, faith, hope and JOY! There's a great meme with questions to ask yourself each day floating around the internet and when I saw it I thought- this is perfect for me to share with you all here. Not sure who made the original post but many thanks for everyone who is spreading such good reflections. As we run down this list I'm sending you a dose of compassion. This is hard. We are struggling. Some moments are easier than others. Daily life goes on but we all face significant challenges in the coming days. Take what you can use from our conversation but please go gently with yourself and those around you. So, get comfortable and let me share a few daily questions to ask yourself while you are washing your hands, coughing into your elbow, avoiding your face, keeping a safe distance from others and….best of all! Staying home when you can. You know the drill right? LOL What am I grateful for today? The brain responds favorably to gratitude. What are you grateful for right now? What's the smallest thing you can stop and give thanks for? Can you help other people cultivate some gratitude? Who am I checking in on or connecting with today? Find someone to check on. If you don't have family or friends you feel close to, now is the perfect opportunity to reach out. Is there a neighbor you sometimes see but never speak to? What about the staff at your local grocery store? Let them know you are thinking about them. Figure out a way to reach out. Another thing- maybe you're the one who could use a hand. What do you need to loosen the grip around in order to ask for help? I highly encourage you to dig deep and put your needs on the table. What comes around goes around my friends. We're in this together so let's act like it. What expectations of normal am I letting go of today? Those of us working from home and trying to do some sort of homeschooling have quickly discovered the need for a new playbook. What was normal last week is now yesterday's news. What are your expectations for yourself? Your partner? Your kids? Anyone in your life? What are you capable of? What are your limitations? Take a deep breath. Sigh it out. You are not alone. All of humanity is How am I getting outside today? It's spring here in Maryland and I am on the hunt for new buds and blooming forsythia. I hope wherever you are It's possible to breathe in some fresh air and experience the grounding safety of the outside world. What's your plan for today? How am I moving my body today? Take walk, jiggle and shake your body, move any limb you can. Stretch, lift weights, jog. Figure it out and plan ahead. Ditch the uncomfortable gear and prepare by having good walking shoes nearby. Check out our resources page for more details on free ways to get movinig. What beauty am I either creating, cultivating, or inviting in? When we bring creativity on to the scene we open up a world of possibility. What can you build, grow, paint, bake, draw, shape, move design? The list goes on and on. Look around your home and consider what's there to help activate your creativity and then set up (or dust off your workspace and give it a go! When I safely arrive at the other side of this pandemic how would I like to be able to reflect on my own personal growth and healing? What tools and resources would you like to be able to recognize gaining for strengthening? I think it's a powerful thing to reflect on how adversity can help us reach toward potential we weren't aware of having. What would it be like to look back and recognize how this experience helped you grow? I would love to hear your reflections on these questions! Find the thejoyfactorpodcast on Facebook and subscribe to our show on your favorite podcast platform. Your joy factor is right here with you. It's ok to smile, it's ok to laugh, to dance, to rest. Take good care of yourself. Compassion means noticing that you are struggling, remembering that it is human to struggle and responding with kindness and care. Take a breath in, on the exhale, let go of whatever might be needing to be released. Repeat and take care.

All The Small Stuff
Show #37 The "B" Squad Pad

All The Small Stuff

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2020 77:10


LOL What a mess!!! Soooooo once upon a time a Co-Host feared getting sick, and right fully so, so we had to call in The "B SQUAD" (i.e. Marlon).  Brian and Marlon meet in the hood and crack the mics to save the show.  We talk about all sorts of fun stuff from irrational fears to Micro Wrestling. When it looks like everything is going smoothly tragedy strikes and part of the show is lost to the abyss.  But fear not, the bulk of the show was salvaged and we hope you enjoy it!    Merch facebook Insta Website

The Big Dave Show Podcast
Big Dave Show Highlights for Monday, March 2nd!

The Big Dave Show Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 28:22


-Garth Brooks called in with the Dad Joke of the Day! -The secret to a long marriage is making major purchases when your wife is out of town? LOL -What did Brad buy when Chelsie went to Disney World? -Scott High School Math Teacher Laura Cole is one of the best in the nation! -John Matarese on Corona-virus price gouging! -Good Vibes with Ryan Reynolds! -The Saw a Woman in Half Phone Hack! -Mary vs Chelsie in the College of Hollywood Knowledge! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Big Dave Show Podcast
The Big Dave Show Highlights for Wednesday, February 26th!

The Big Dave Show Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2020 23:41


-Chelsie thought she overslept and was late for work! It was still the same day! LOL -What's in Ashley's work bag? -Good Vibes: A Good Deed Goes Viral -Thomas Retro: Blueberry Pie! -Dad Joke of the Day! -The Incredibly Awkward Girl Scout Cookie Phone Hack! -Melissa took on Chelsie today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Section 247 Podcast
72: Andy Reid Wins the Big One!

Section 247 Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 63:35


The Doc & Watkins break down the #Chiefs triumph over the #Niners in #SBLIV! #Eagles fans can finally be happy for #AndyReid...or can they?! Plus - Halftime Heat! Was the #HalftimeShow too much (LOL) - What was your favorite #SuperBowl commercial - #Birds still haven't hired an OC - #Phillies to retire Doc's 34 - #Sixers are playing like shit - #Gritty is innocent! - Watkins wants a smoker - The #WWE #RoadToWrestleMania heats up The show is a part of the Sports Talk Philly network, www.sportstalkphilly.com The show is presented by Michael's Glass Co, 215-338-3293 & www.michaelsglassco.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Good N' Plenty w/ Jeff Goodman
99: The Most Surprising Reactions to the California Bill Proposal w/ Rob Dauster

Good N' Plenty w/ Jeff Goodman

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2019 50:51


Rob Dauster covers NCAA Basketball for NBC Sports. Twitter: @RobDauster   02:47 Coaches reacting to the new California law   11:40 Analyzing Coach Few’s comments    23:54 LOL WHAT happened at Kansas?   32:38 Who should win National Player of the Year?   Available for download on iTunes and Stitcher on Wednesday, October 9th, 2019. Good 'N Plenty is powered by BetOnline.AG and CBS Sports HQ! Go to BetOnline.AG and use the promo code CLNS50 for a 50% bonus on your next deposit. Also download CBS Sports HQ for free from your app store today for around the clock coverage of your favorite teams!

The Big Dave Show Podcast
Big Dave Show Highlights for Thursday, September 19th!

The Big Dave Show Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2019 17:19


-It's already been a rough month for Chelsie and Jamey made it worse today! -Statt was super excited about a new KFC sandwich and decided to make his own? Yep! -Out With Ashley: Salon Confidential! A client tried to pay her with WHAT? LOL -What's that Stain on Stattman's Shirt? -25% of guys have broken up with a girl because of THIS? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Invisible Not Broken A Chronic Illness Podcast
Pt.2 Interview With Wendi Nicholson: LCAT, Orphan Disorders, Fibromyalgia, Hypothyroid, Functional Neurological Disorder, Parenting with Chronic Illness and Being Real Part 2

Invisible Not Broken A Chronic Illness Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2019 43:25


Website/Blog, Twitter, & Instagram Handle@wendinicholson @parentingactually www.parentingactually.comDisorder InfoWhat is your disorder? *LCAT Deficiency | Fibromyalgia | Functional Nuerological DisorderAt what age did your disorder become a daily issue? *24Who were you before your illness became debilitating? *I was who I am now just with more capabilityWhat would you do if you were not dealing with your invisible illness? *I would not value the good times like I do now.What would you like people to know about your daily life? *That I make it a point to make each moment count.What would make living and moving in the world easier for you? *A community of those who understood but didn’t operate on sympathy Do you have any life hacks? *TONS! Weighted blanket Holistic Living Tons moreNote from Monica I could not find this company but this is the least expensive one I found EVER. Yes, it is on Amazon. No I do not support Amazon for MANY reasons. Yes, I use them. Feel however you need to about this.What kind of support do you get from family or friends? *My husband is amazing. I have a few friends but to be honest, I don’t talk about my health. I’m a big believer in manifesting so if I focus on it, that’s what I’m going to attract more of.Have you ever had someone not believe you have an invisible illness because of your appearance and if so are there any examples that stand out? *Yes. All the time. My own family has mentioned that they think I’ve made it all up. Why anyone would do that is beyond me. What changed the game was one member came to the hospital and the doctors gave me a life expectancy. They looked into my father’s eyes and gave him a number. It became real in that moment.How has your chronic illness affected your relationships? *I have to cancel plans often, so that’s a real bummer. I have to watch what I eat or else I will feel impacted by certain foods so that can be annoying to some. Flares are unpredictable and they can happen right in the middle of an outing, and then I have to cut the time short. I also have little tolerance for people who complain about things I wish I had. I have a zero whining policy. If I have a friend who complains about something he/she can control, that impacts our relationship. Fortunately I don’t spend time with people of this description.Is there anything you are afraid to tell people in your life? *I’m very vocal about most things on my mind. But I have been known to suffer in silence. I literally count the time I know I have left. My kids will be teenagers. Most moms are preparing their thoughts and emotions for their children to go to college and purse their dreams. While I do that also, I am silently preparing them for life without their mother as if it’s it’s inevitableDoes the fact that your disease is invisible change how healthcare professionals treat you? *Yes. Because it’s rare, most docs either over treat, under treat, or call me insane. LolWhat is your best coping mechanism? *Singing. It is physically impossible to sing and feel or think anything other than the music and lyrics.What are you the most concerned about and the most hopeful for in the future? *Concerned about my family, naturally. Hopeful that time spent is time well wasted, filled with memories and joy. Most people not on borrowed time take their days for granted.Is there anything you want to make sure we talk about during the interview? Like an organization you want to promote or something specific that you deal with.it’s all encompassed in my diagnosisWhat is the hardest and/or best lesson your condition has taught you?To value very good day and accept the bad. Anything else is fruitless and a waste of time and energy.What is the best purchase under $100 that helped your lifeHonestly? My essential oil Starter Kit (ok it was $150) with 12 options for a med free, side effect free life. It was a gateway to a healthy daily life, lessening my flares and my pains.Any questions you think we should add to this list?How can friends and family help you the best? What does support look like to you? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Invisible Not Broken A Chronic Illness Podcast
Interview With Wendi Nicholson: LCAT, Orphan Disorders, Fibromyalgia, Hypothyroid, Functional Neurological Disorder, Parenting with Chronic Illness and Being Real

Invisible Not Broken A Chronic Illness Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 62:17


Email address *wendi.r.nicholson@gmail.comSkype namehttps://join.skype.com/invite/B1xTxyWahhzJWebsite/Blog, Twitter, & Instagram Handle@wendinicholson @parentingactually www.parentingactually.comDisorder InfoWhat is your disorder? *LCAT Deficiency | Fibromyalgia | Functional Nuerological DisorderAt what age did your disorder become a daily issue? *24Who were you before your illness became debilitating? *I was who I am now just with more capabilityWhat would you do if you were not dealing with your invisible illness? *I would not value the good times like I do now.What would you like people to know about your daily life? *That I make it a point to make each moment count.What would make living and moving in the world easier for you? *A community of those who understood but didn’t operate on sympathy Do you have any life hacks? *TONS! Weighted blanket Holistic Living Tons moreNote from Monica I could not find this company but this is the least expensive one I found EVER. Yes, it is on Amazon. No I do not support Amazon for MANY reasons. Yes, I use them. Feel however you need to about this.What kind of support do you get from family or friends? *My husband is amazing. I have a few friends but to be honest, I don’t talk about my health. I’m a big believer in manifesting so if I focus on it, that’s what I’m going to attract more of.Have you ever had someone not believe you have an invisible illness because of your appearance and if so are there any examples that stand out? *Yes. All the time. My own family has mentioned that they think I’ve made it all up. Why anyone would do that is beyond me. What changed the game was one member came to the hospital and the doctors gave me a life expectancy. They looked into my father’s eyes and gave him a number. It became real in that moment.How has your chronic illness affected your relationships? *I have to cancel plans often, so that’s a real bummer. I have to watch what I eat or else I will feel impacted by certain foods so that can be annoying to some. Flares are unpredictable and they can happen right in the middle of an outing, and then I have to cut the time short. I also have little tolerance for people who complain about things I wish I had. I have a zero whining policy. If I have a friend who complains about something he/she can control, that impacts our relationship. Fortunately I don’t spend time with people of this description.Is there anything you are afraid to tell people in your life? *I’m very vocal about most things on my mind. But I have been known to suffer in silence. I literally count the time I know I have left. My kids will be teenagers. Most moms are preparing their thoughts and emotions for their children to go to college and purse their dreams. While I do that also, I am silently preparing them for life without their mother as if it’s it’s inevitableDoes the fact that your disease is invisible change how healthcare professionals treat you? *Yes. Because it’s rare, most docs either over treat, under treat, or call me insane. LolWhat is your best coping mechanism? *Singing. It is physically impossible to sing and feel or think anything other than the music and lyrics.What are you the most concerned about and the most hopeful for in the future? *Concerned about my family, naturally. Hopeful that time spent is time well wasted, filled with memories and joy. Most people not on borrowed time take their days for granted.Is there anything you want to make sure we talk about during the interview? Like an organization you want to promote or something specific that you deal with.it’s all encompassed in my diagnosisWhat is the hardest and/or best lesson your condition has taught you?To value very good day and accept the bad. Anything else is fruitless and a waste of time and energy.What is the best purchase under $100 that helped your lifeHonestly? My essential oil Starter Kit (ok it was $150) with 12 options for a med free, side effect free life. It was a gateway to a healthy daily life, lessening my flares and my pains.Any questions you think we should add to this list?How can friends and family help you the best? What does support look like to you? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sista’s Podcast
The Life Of AN Entrepreneur W/ The Official DOLL

Sista’s Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2019 38:55


Okkkurrr!!!!! LOL What an episode ya'll, first I just want to say please excuse us for all the swearing lol, we were just super excited and happy that we both have this opportunity to share what's on our minds to the world. This episode was so so so much fun, Doll and I really got deep maybe just a tad bit emotional, because it has only been less than a year that his career skyrocketed and what better way to share with the world on how he got started and what he went through to make all of it happen. I had an amazing time with him, you guys please make sure you tune into this episode so you can hear how Doll became who he is today. Social Media Platforms 1. Instagram -> Sista's Podcast 2. YouTube -> Sista's Podcast YouTube Page ( Content will be up soon! Please Subscribe ) 3. Twitter -> @sistaspodcast Email -> unitedsistas9@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shauntera-works/message

The Real Brian Show
157: You Are NEXT! | Captain Influence

The Real Brian Show

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2019 60:12


Well, we get into it a bit on this episode. We have so many great things to nerd out on in this episode, including a new plan for being healthy, all around, in our lives, some funny gaming stories, updates on The Rookie and Cloak and Dagger, excitement for Shazam! (which we're gonna see and review next week), and some hilarious nostalgia for a couple 80s movies. But then we also share our thoughts on the sucks of all sucks (those who scam, phish, ransom our data, and generally try to screw others over) and ponder why we have such a "love" for violence in games and movies/etc. these days...  In This Episode Personal online security: phishing, ransomware, etc. Intense, real honest feelings on scammers and... well... jerks A new plan for being healthy, all around, in your life 80s movies! Lol What's up with our "love" for violence in games and movies? Gaming stories Shazam! Almost. Some TV show reviews (non-spoilery) Less stress! More fun! Deep Thoughts Less Stress! More Fun! I share a huge thing: I'm trying right now to put a lot more priority on living a healthier life (in a wholistic way). Meaning - self care, what I eat, sleep, less stress, more fun, boundaries, etc. etc. i.e. the WHOLE being = wholistic. There are a lot of reasons I'm doing this, and I'll share them on the episode, but I also really want to ensure that the rest of this year is a healthy one in as many areas as possible! Listen in, keep me accountable, and share your strategy for keeping yourself as healthy as possible right now. Again, this isn't JUST about what we're eating. This is everything. Trying to keep our minds and bodies healthy. :) You Are NEXT!  Oh man. Have you ever seen Bloodsport? It's a really cheesy, yet amazing action flick from the 80s. Jean-Claude Van-Damme. Bolo Yeung. True Story. Really hilarious and gloriously heinous and good movie! There's a classic line in there where Bolo's character (Chong-Li) yells at Jean-Claude's character (Frank Dux) "You Are NEXT!" And it's bad. It's not sync'd entirely. It's clearly dubbed over. But it's AMAZING at the same time! Listen in for our story and watch the movie. It's worth it! 80s cheese at it's BEST! Links Support TRBS via Patreon Send The Real Brian an email! Join our Slack group TRBS Facebook Group Real Brian's Spotify Playlist The Real Brian's Facebook The Real Brian Show's Instagram

What the ever loving...
Up in the sky!!!! It's a bird, it's a plane, no... it's Poop-a-Corn!!!!

What the ever loving...

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2019 23:52


But what does it mean????......lolWhat does it MEAN????...lolHappy National Unicorn Day!!! We discuss 'What is up with unicorns and rainbow unicorn poop!?!?!?!?!'

Joe Rogan Experience Review podcast
JRE review of 1249 with Donnell Rawlings

Joe Rogan Experience Review podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 11:03


Donnell is a brilliant comedian and was a character on the Chappell show. This conversation is a great one for getting to know what makes Donnell tick. He's a really chilled guy that has some funny rants. Joe gets him to start a podcast! Lol What a surprise.. Enjoy my review folks! Please email me with any suggestions and questions for future Reviews: Joeroganexperiencereview@gmail.com

Invisible Not Broken A Chronic Illness Podcast
Fibromyalgia, PTSD, Vaso Vagel or POTS, Migraine and BiPolar The Mental Health, Spoonie Life Shuffle with April Dawn Bennet

Invisible Not Broken A Chronic Illness Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2019 60:36


Recommendations and LinksAprilDawn’s YouTubeAprilDawn’s InstagramDr. WhoDavid Tennent Catherine Tate Much Ado About NothingTwo Old Goats LotionWhat is your disorder? *Fibromyalgia, migraines, vaso vegal syncope, ptsd w/ bipolar & borderlineAt what age did your disorder become a daily issue? *22Who were you before your illness became debilitating? *A dancer, manager of a weekly goth event, life of the party, and drunk more than notWhat would you do if you were not dealing with your invisible illness? *I honestly don't know. If it suddenly disappeared tomorrow though I'd probably either run for office or work as an advocate for other spoonies.What would you like people to know about your daily life? *It's somehow mind numbingly boring and heart attack stressful at the same time. I spend at least 75% of my time either resting/healing or treating my conditions.What would make living and moving in the world easier for you? *More awareness and consideration for the difficulties in using a mobility aide, and more patience when my brain just can't find the information someone's asking me for. Basically, people need to be nicer to each other.Do you have any life hacks? *I probably have too many, but my biggest one is if I can't figure something out myself I ask for help be it filling out paperwork or figuring out how to get myself up on time in the mornings. It never hurts to get a few different perspectives on a problem, even if it only serves to make clear what doesn't work for you.What kind of support do you get from family or friends? *My husband and children do alot to help and support me, though both my husband and son have their own chronic physical/mental health issues, and my mother in law tries but can't quite understand so it gets frustrating. As for friends I have one or two really great spoonie friends in other countries, but there's no one local who's willing or interested in developing a friendship with the sick girl who can rarely leave her house.Have you ever had someone not believe you have an invisible illness because of your appearance and if so are there any examples that stand out? *Oh yeah! Most notably my immediate family. I began having noticeable symptoms at 15 and by 16 they'd decided I was faking and refused to take me to any more doctors and began to refer to my health problems as wimp's disease or laziness syndrome. Hence all the self medicating w/drinking in my 20s.How has your invisible illness affected your relationships? *It's made them all more difficult. It's like my health creates all these added obstacles to every kind of relationship, from romantic to platonic and even familial. It's 100% why I don't have a girlfriend right now, it's not worth the spoons to try to even find a girl willing to date a married woman.Is there anything you are afraid to tell people in your life? *Not like a big secret or anything, but a lot of the time I'm too afraid of upsetting or inconveniencing people to speak up when I need help. I'm working on it though. So far people haven't reacted well.Does the fact that your disease is invisible change how healthcare professionals treat you? *YES!!! Some get really irritated & rude while others are so afraid of making me worse they don't even want to do anything to help.What is your best coping mechanism? *Distractions! Mostly watching either educational stuff, comedy, or Marvel shows & movies with a few other fandoms thrown in. #whovian4life lolWhat are you the most concerned about and the most hopeful for in the future? *I worry most that I'll miss the early signs of something serious and end up even worse (happened twice already), and I pray daily for effective treatments.What is your favorite swear word?GodDamnMotherFuckingShit!Is there anything you want to make sure we talk about during the interview? Like an organization you want to promote or something specific that you deal with.My baby youtube channel and living in a household with multiple invisible illnesses (Fibro, CSID, CTE*probably*, and mental health)What is the hardest and/or best lesson your condition has taught you?IDK if it's my conditions or just life but I've learned that everyone has trauma and that even the worst people are no different from anyone else in the fact that their past experiences have shaped who they are now, and that most people are honestly trying to do the right thing we just don't all agree on what it should be and I can and should love those people as the flawed, confused humans we all are.What is the best purchase under $100 that helped your lifeTwo Old Goats lotion See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Andrew Buckley - Author - Trilogy Spoilers Podcast
Trilogy Spoilers! - CW Shows Fall Premieres 2018

Andrew Buckley - Author - Trilogy Spoilers Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2018


CW/DC shows - The new TV season is upon us, and we take a look at the season premieres of Flash, Supergirl, Arrow, Black Lightning, and Legends of Tomorrow. What stood out to us, what made us shake our heads, what made us LOL? What can we look forward to? Will Andrew ever watch Legends? Find out by listening to the latest episode of Trilogy Spoilers, and while you're at it, Get Yer Geek On!Or right click right ​HERE and select 'save target as', or something to that effect, to downloa [...]

Invisible Not Broken A Chronic Illness Podcast
Part 2 Ehlers Danlos Pirate Service Dog CDIF CRPS Part 2 {A chronic illness podcast}

Invisible Not Broken A Chronic Illness Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2018


Come to the Dark (Humor) Side, Sign Up & Join Us Sign up with your email address to receive news and updates. Email Address Sign Up We respect your privacy. Thank you! Follow Desiree Instagram FollowSirius @sirius.service.dogDesiree @desireejaykinsWhat is your disorder? *Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy/ Complex Regionals Pain Syndrome, Ehlers Danlo’s Syndrome, other GI issuesAt what age did your disorder become a daily issue? *19Who were you before your illness became debilitating? *A runner, softball player, and marching band lover who had to give that all up.What would you do if you were not dealing with your invisible illness? *I would still want to advocate for people with disabilities as my mother was severely disabled when she was alive and I believe she deserved a happier better life.What would you like people to know about your daily life? *Love training my service dogs and am a wheelchair user and forearm crutch user who loves to play music and is an artist as well.What would make living and moving in the world easier for you? *Pain management and understanding of my condition as a whole.Do you have any life hacks? *Almond milk helps a sour stomach lolWhat kind of support do you get from family or friends? *I get most of my support from my fiancé and sisters. My dad does the best that he can and my stepmom is amazing and helps him every day to get better at dealing with me and understanding.Have you ever had someone not believe you have an invisible illness because of your appearance and if so are there any examples that stand out? *Yes but only until I showed my Asscheek to them to give them the visual evidence of my leg. I have a lot of physical visible things you can see so I’m not too invisible hahaHow has your invisible illness affected your relationships? *It has destroyed them and ruined my mental state.Is there anything you are afraid to tell people in your life? *I’m sad a lot, unfortunately(my own issue of needing to learn self-love) and battle pretty severe depression.Does the fact that your disease is invisible change how healthcare professionals treat you? *No, it makes them more understanding once I got my diagnoses and how to treat me.What is your best coping mechanism? *Sharing myself with others.What are you the most concerned about and the hopeful for in the future? *Imagining that the worst rock bottom pain I feel now is nothing compared to what the future could hold my leg. I’m hopeful my spinal cord stimulator trial will work but we won’t know till we try.What is your favorite swear word?FAQQQQQ(fuck) in all varieties hahaWhat is the hardest and/or best lesson your condition has taught you?I need to learn self-love and self-coping mechanismsWhat is the best purchase under $100 that helped your lifeMy yellow heavy duty portable wheelchair ramp haha See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Invisible Not Broken A Chronic Illness Podcast
Ehlers Danlos Pirate Service Dog CDIF CRPS {A chronic illness podcast}

Invisible Not Broken A Chronic Illness Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2018


Come to the Dark (Humor) Side, Sign Up & Join Us Sign up with your email address to receive news and updates. Email Address Sign Up We respect your privacy. Thank you! Follow Desiree Instagram FollowSirius @sirius.service.dogDesiree @desireejaykinsWhat is your disorder? *Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy/ Complex Regionals Pain Syndrome, Ehlers Danlo’s Syndrome, other GI issuesAt what age did your disorder become a daily issue? *19Who were you before your illness became debilitating? *A runner, softball player, and marching band lover who had to give that all up.What would you do if you were not dealing with your invisible illness? *I would still want to advocate for people with disabilities as my mother was severely disabled when she was alive and I believe she deserved a happier better life.What would you like people to know about your daily life? *Love training my service dogs and am a wheelchair user and forearm crutch user who loves to play music and is an artist as well.What would make living and moving in the world easier for you? *Pain management and understanding of my condition as a whole.Do you have any life hacks? *Almond milk helps a sour stomach lolWhat kind of support do you get from family or friends? *I get most of my support from my fiancé and sisters. My dad does the best that he can and my stepmom is amazing and helps him every day to get better at dealing with me and understanding.Have you ever had someone not believe you have an invisible illness because of your appearance and if so are there any examples that stand out? *Yes but only until I showed my Asscheek to them to give them the visual evidence of my leg. I have a lot of physical visible things you can see so I’m not too invisible hahaHow has your invisible illness affected your relationships? *It has destroyed them and ruined my mental state.Is there anything you are afraid to tell people in your life? *I’m sad a lot, unfortunately(my own issue of needing to learn self-love) and battle pretty severe depression.Does the fact that your disease is invisible change how healthcare professionals treat you? *No, it makes them more understanding once I got my diagnoses and how to treat me.What is your best coping mechanism? *Sharing myself with others.What are you the most concerned about and the hopeful for in the future? *Imagining that the worst rock bottom pain I feel now is nothing compared to what the future could hold my leg. I’m hopeful my spinal cord stimulator trial will work but we won’t know till we try.What is your favorite swear word?FAQQQQQ(fuck) in all varieties hahaWhat is the hardest and/or best lesson your condition has taught you?I need to learn self-love and self-coping mechanismsWhat is the best purchase under $100 that helped your lifeMy yellow heavy duty portable wheelchair ramp haha See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Understood? The Podcast
EP 36: I guess you did see this…LOL Feat. Canaan

Understood? The Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2018 46:39


EP 36: I guess you did see this…LOL What up peoples. This week we dove in to the topic of Killer Mike. Kemon and guest, Canaan, Gave their thoughts on Killer Mike conversation with the NRA. They also talked Migos at Nascar, a little basketball and a little Hip Hop. Give this episode a listen and lets continue the conversation on one of our many platforms. One Life Media: Instagram: 1ifeMedia Twitter: 1ifeMedia Soundcloud: understoodthepodcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8y_1r6zix6T4mFZ4-UDZKw… (I know right?) Understood: Website: Weareunderstood.com Facebook: UnderstoodThePodcast Twitter: WeAreUnderstood Instagram: Understood_the_podcast Email: Askus@weareunderstood.com

VOE~感谢沈农idea精英汇
Nov.7, 2017 #The World Says#Art Of Humor

VOE~感谢沈农idea精英汇

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2017 11:40


节目组: The World Says 世界说 节目名称: Ginkgo Festival of SYAU "Mute ,History:hahahah~Esther:Wow!It's quite lively.What's so funny?(此处为郭德纲相声片段)Esther:haha~I get it.That's cross-talk which is called XiangSheng in Chinese.It's a great art of humor!History:Both of us grow in Dong Bei.So,for us,cross-talk is an essential mood regulator in our daily life." Poker Face 插曲1 Young For YouEsther:Well,but have you known about other performance forms of humor abroad?History:I have ever heard "Talk Show".Maybe talk show is a series of jokes out of mouth immediately without deep thoughts.Esther:No,No,No,that's not exactly.You have taken it literally!Actually,British also call it "chat show".Pay attention to the word of "chat"!So,we could guess its main part is dialogue.Mute:Wow!You seems to know it well.It is no exaggeration to say i watch America's TV programme day in and day night.But i am not familiar with their attribute.Could you go into more details?Esther:Why not!For example,someone declared he owns a "talk show" which suggests he has signed a contract with a TV station and then there would be a regular time for him to chat with someone called guest.History:So,is he a host of a TV programme about chatting?Esther:Absolutely right! But there are something confusing that a lot of hosts of talk show are accustomed to standing alone on the stage and attempting to let the topicality or the breakthrough comes as jokesMute:But,isn't it called stand-up comedy?Esther:Hmm...more properly,it's just a link.You know a part can't represent the whole.Mute:Hmm...i still feel puzzled.What's the difference between the content of talk show and stand-up comedy?Esther:In a nutshell,two person at least would appear in the talk show.And the host is in charge of throwing a sprat to catch a whale.History:So,you mean that the host and the guests are equal essential?Esther:It can also be said they are interdependent.Whereas,the stand-up comedian only rely on himself and what he says are component of a series of puns.So,in this sense,you could call him punster instead of host.Mute:As we all know,talk show comes at you as a TV programme.But,stand-up comedy is unfrequent in our daily life,where could we see it?Esther:Amateurish comedians would perform in local comedy clubs or restaurants.For the professional,their choices are more extensive.The main market includes universities,companies or upscale restaurant.History:Wait,excuse me,doth my ears deceive me?An upscale restaurant fulls of puns and jokes? I can't image it!Esther:Don't look so surprised!What i mentioned would not appear off-color jokes unless in the nightclubs.Mute:Oh!I get it ,just like “different places,different customs.”Ester:Yeah,a vivid metaphor! If you are real interested in it.Dayo Wong's show is a good choice.He localized the stand-up comedy successfully.You could experience such kind of foreign cultures's essence in our familiar language environment.History:Another well-known stand-up comedian flashed on me!Mute:I guess he is Joe Wong.History:Bingo!....Indeed.Literally,I appreciate his performance very much.Mute:So can you introduce him to us?History:Of course,he was born in Ji Lin,and graduated from Ji Lin University.Esther:Ha,he is also from north east.History:Sure,but he has a different way to humor.Unique language rhythm and way of thinking is his feature.He is humorous and introverted,but what impressed me most is that he is always telling something new with an ice face.Mute::Why is 6 afraid of 7?Because 7.8.9,like this?Esther:That's funny.History:Yeah,you are lively.Mute:But what program did he perform?History:Like《Is It Ture》,and it's worth mentioning that he was the champion of American comedy festival in 2010.Esther:Cool,I really wanna watch his performance now.History:Ok,I'll play a clip." Poker Face 插曲 2 黄西播放片段 Mute:Really nice.Esther:He makes people feel pleasant.History:And I have looked through his sina blog which is all about helping others.I think he is really a warm heart people.Esther:Well,I appreciate him now.So,what about you, Mute?You said you nearly watch America's talk show on a daily basis.I guess you must know American humor very well.Mute: What about this one? What did the mermaid wear to her math class? The answer is an algae-bra. (LOL) What? It's not funny?History: Humm, what is the point? Mute: OK, look. Algae-bra and algebra have the same pronunciation but they are referring to quite different things. Algae-bra (laughing) is a kind of bra with algae, while algebra is a subject. Is that clear now?Esther: Well, if you don't explain for us, that's quite difficult to catch the point of your joke.Mute: I have to say, you are right. From the angle of the Chinese, you almost cannot know what I am saying. But if you step in the side of English, you will find it's ridiculous.History: So, is this the American humor that you talked about?Mute: Yes, it is. And this is a kind of wordplay humor which means one word with two meanings. Very typical in American humor.Esther: I don't feel good about this, the Americans always have small talk like this?Mute: Oh, it's fine. You just still haven't used it. If you can master it, you will always enjoy it. And there is a nice talk show that I wanna recommend to you which is my favorite talk show.History: What is it? Weather forecast? (Laughing)Mute: What……. Couse not. It's Ellen Show!" Poker Face 插曲3 艾伦秀播放片段 "Mute: What do you guys think?Esther: oh…..Have to say it is very interesting. So this woman here is Ellen?Mute: Couse! Ellen DeGeneres who is born in Metairie Louisiana. At the age of 13, her parents divorced, and Ellen moved to New Orleans with her mother. She worked as a waitress and saleswoman, after that, she finally decided to use her sense of humor to become a comedian.History: Wow, her story is so inspirational. But ,why I always feel the American humor is so funny like you say.Mute: Well, maybe you have a quite high laughing point. All right, I have to admit it, this kind of humor is not be accepted by everyone. Especially we are Chinese, so it will harder for us to understand it. I think this is what it called the Cultural difference. The different places, different customs.History: Good point!Anyway,there is no border between art as well as the art of humor." "垫乐:Poker Face 插曲 4 The Next Expisode Mute:Ok,shall we look back what we learnt today?And today,we talked about talk show and stand-up comedy.And if you wanted more about American humor,why not try the Ellen Show?Esther:Wait,have we forgotten another one?History:Of course. This is Huang Xi.And please visit his sina blog.Mute:After all this,I think you guys got my jokes,right?Esther:Ha.Algae-bra!History:Seven,eight,nine!Mute:Right.Finally,it is time to finish our funny program.If you enjoy our program,do visit our WeChat,official account,时代之声radio.我是播音刘博This is Mute.See you on the other side.History:VOE世界说欢迎你,感谢制作I ris,我是播音何嘉欣History.Look before you leap.Esther:我是播音张依雪,this is Esther.Keep the heart with all diligence;for out of it are the issues of life.Mute,History,Esther:Bye bye~" 结束曲 Not Afraid 节目监制:苗世钰编辑:刘博 张依雪 何嘉欣播音:刘博 张依雪 何嘉欣 制作:Arris

Liberty Never Sleeps
Liberty Never Sleeps 05/15/17 Show

Liberty Never Sleeps

Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2017 69:12


A discussion about the aim and goal of delegitimizing the Trump presidency and how Trump is contributing the problem. Some thoughts on how this presidency is creating jobs and our idea of a #FreeMarketDay.*Cyberattack*Frying Pan to Fire with Pirro*Garland for FBI? LOL*What is the #Resistance?*China, Canada and Trade*Free Market DayLiberty Never Sleeps is a conservative podcast with Republican raconteur and rascal, T.W. Williams. Using nuclear fiery rhetoric, Tom addresses issues and events of the day.

Mind.Set. Podcast
Where Do We Go From Here

Mind.Set. Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2016 77:29


Use your best "A Seat at the Table" Voice to sing the title. LOL What's your Mind.Set.? Let us know at askmindset@gmail.com or on Twitter at @_mind_set. Share, subscribe, and rate our podcast on iTunes.

SheFindsTruth
029: Grownup Friendship Goals

SheFindsTruth

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2016 42:31


Most of us have had a series of friendships that can bring up a whole host of emotions when we think about them. It occurred to me recently that some of us (me included!) might not be approaching our friendships intentionally as grownups. I think I took it for granted that friendships when I'm in my 30's would be easy and fulfilling.  LOL What is up with me and my unrealistic expectations of the world?!  So here are a few of my observations: Friendships are potentially complicated at any age: 9,13, and 37. At the same time, every friendship is different.  Don't try to fix people.  People are complicated. (I say this way too many times during the show.) I over-analyze things. My friends know this which is helpful.  Being intentional about our friendships will be best in the longrun. Do it!  Find some wise women if you're struggling with this.  I cited scripture during the show, but I'm only going to mention my favorites here.  Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another. Proverbs 27:17 Therefore encourage one another and build one another up, just as you are doing. 1 Thessalonians 5:11 And let us consider how to stir up one another to love and good works, not neglecting to meet together, as is the habit of some, but encouraging one another, and all the more as you see the Day drawing near. Hebrews 10:24-25 Above all, keep loving one another earnestly, since love covers a multitude of sins. 1 Peter 4:8 Sara Groves song I love. In the show I think it's called "A Multitude of Sins" but actually it's "When It's Over" Go check it out here. Meme Discussed: Brene Brown on TED.  Side tangents include the concept of "awake to your feelings." Some books about friendship that could be useful: Women are Scary Friendship for Grownups Better Together     To continue the conversation, find me on TWITTER, go to the facebook page, or email me! - angiejean.99@gmail.com. Check out blog posts on www.shefindstruth.com! Production Notes · music - Spoke in the Wheel by Electric Tangerine Audio at http://audiojungle.net/user/ElectricTangerine · Vocal Introduction by Kena Clark ·  Intro/Outro Production by Bradley Hofbauer    

Three InSight
Episode Five: Big Bag of Hurt

Three InSight

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2009


Chrome OS is getting closer. The hunt for your mom's desktop? The bigger story is that 5 years ago your OS was Windows or Mac OS. Today there's a huge variety in operating systems. Chrome aims to appeal to the light user. Android is an OS that works on a phone, but might appear in tablets sooner rather than later. Will Doyle move to Android? No he's tied to the Apple ecosystem. If you're new to smart phones, it's a good option, but nowhere near as polished as iPhone. It's like Mac OS X vs Linux. They're mostly the same, but the experience belongs to Apple. Someone from Microsoft said they took some ideas from OS X. OS feature borrowing makes the industry better. Google's trajectory has been to be the OS, with a network front end with the ability to move to another computer without hassle. Most Google apps have offline support, so an internet connection is required.Facebook worms show up every now and then and people send emails asking you not to click on links. URL shorteners lead us to trust. Learn to look both ways before you cross the internet. Trust no one, especially if it just looks wrong. Don't enter your user name and password promiscuously. A Doyle rant occurs. It's like the AOLification of the internet, but in social media. The internet with training wheels. Let's lower the wheels. The virus and the worm have been focused on the desktop, now they're moving to the cloud. What's the point of these attacks? Are these genuine/real hackers doing this stuff just for fun? If the URL you just logged in to isn't the right page, change your password on the real site immediately. Job's big bag of hurt comment. On to Doyle's AT&T rant. iPhone rant. As a system/network administrator, if you do unsupported things, unsupported things will happen. Why do people jailbreak? To use the iPhone on another carrier? What if Apple forced you to use Earthlink or you can't get on the internet. The mobile industry is different of course. Lots of people jailbreak to run apps that Apple won't let in to the App Store. Doyle's argument is bogus. Carrier lock isn't unique to Apple and AT&T (the DROID is only Verizon and CDMA, eek). There must be business reasons for the US lock. Doyle likes to dislike AT&T. There is complete freedom in Europe (really?). Doyle would rather pay more for his hardware to ensure carrier freedom. Channels have moved away from movie lock to original content locks. Doyle likes the integration with his technology ecosystem. (Someone, please gawd, let Doyle have choice. Thanks.) We're all having problems with our connectivity. We're complaining because we have no choice. Who can we fire over this? No one. The whole system is fubar. AT&T has seen a 5000% increase in network traffic. Doyle thinks they (AT&T and Apple) should have see this coming and planned for it. AT&T still calls Doyle trying to sell business service. AT&T has invested 62 million in San Francisco over the last few months. Michael doesn't have data problems, and doesn't care that he's paying for 3G. Most of the stuff I do on the phone works fine with EDGE (Twitter/Facebook, etc.) A GPRS icon appeared in the status bar at the top of the screen. It's a small circle. GPRS > EDGE > 3G. Michael rarely uses the phone as a phone. It's like buying a Ferrari with a 65mph limiter. Apple has new ads poking fun at CDMA 3G for not being able to use voice and data simultaneously. Apple doesn't mention that you have the same limitation with the EDGE network. LOL? What gives? AT&T and Verizon are fighting each other, is that best for the consumer? Why won't AT&T just fess up and tell people it's improving. Steal Verizon's marketing thunder. Boulder is hilly, it's difficult. AT&T won't come clean on the problems.Quick Picks: Doyle picks 1password. Makes it easy to have and store super secure passwords across the desktop and iPhone. http://agilesoftware.com Dave pick the Leatherman tools, the Swiss Army knives of your toolbox. There are tech specific devices too. http://leatherman.com. Michael picks http://bfadds.net - a consolidation of upcoming black friday specials, including scans."Big bag of hurt" is a wrap. Thanks B-Side!

Don't Buy Into That
Don't Buy Into That...Understanding a truly healthy you

Don't Buy Into That

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2009 120:00


THIS EPISODE HAS A 1-2 MIN BREAK IN IT AS POWER WAS LOST ..WELL THAT AND A COMEDY OF ERRORS..LOL What methods are available for a healthy mind,body and soul..let's explore some of the tried an true and some of the failures. Why all we need we already know and why we tend to forget that.