Gutting the Sacred Cow

Everyone remembers good ol Jim humping a pie in his kitchen, right?  Well, Shawn from Cheap Seat Reviews telling us Jim, Oz, Kevin, Finch, Stiffler and his mom is worse than being caught by your entire high school coming twice in 3 minutes.  Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ think Stiffler's party is still the place to be?  Or is it like being stuck in band camp, something that KI knows real well.  Cue up those MILF chants and fire up our latest ep!We can't express how thankful we are that you continue to give us an hour of your time every week, thank you!Head on over to www.athelticgreens.com/gtsc  Then, you'll get 5 travel packs along with a year's supply of Vitamin D for FREE.  And it helps us out in the long run!Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is you get that sweet ass merch, go grab a hat or mug post haste!Check us out at the metaverse as well at the $joke community comedy roomWe're now doing over blogs, video style, at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @cheapseatcastDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/

Another titan just may fall on this podcast!  Ben and Dave from @blockbustermentality return to attempt and obliterate every Gen-X kids' favorite film, Batman (1989).  Some argue Michael Keaton is the best Batman, some argue Jack Nicholson is the best Joker.  And some will argue Ben and Dave are ass clowns for trying to attack the Tim Burton juggernaut.  But your favorite plucky hosts just may have something to say about that.  @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ adjust their cape and cowl and see if this version stands up as well Kim Basinger's plastic surgery.  We can't express how thankful we are that you continue to give us an hour of your time every week, thank you!Head on over to www.athelticgreens.com/gtsc  Then, you'll get 5 travel packs along with a year's supply of Vitamin D for FREE.  And it helps us out in the long run!Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is you get that sweet ass merch, go grab a hat or mug post haste!Check us out at the metaverse as well at the $joke community comedy roomWe're now doing over blogs, video style, at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @films_that Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/Blockbuster Mentality boys give RABIES to Batman 1989 GTSC podcast

One of the most beloved comedies and sketch comedy characters from the last 20 years is Borat.  But fellow countryman to Sacha Baron Cohen is Josh from Films and That believes Borat is as funny as a rubber fist in anus.  Or if you're into that, enjoy!  Maybe Josh just hated how everyone kept saying, "NIIIIICE."  But do Commandant @KevinGootee and Colonel @KevinIsrael_NJ feel that Josh's argument is worse than being stuck in a Pentecostal church?  See if we give this film a rating of iPod Mini or Pamela Anderson in Baywatch.We can't express how thankful we are that you continue to give us an hour of your time every week, thank you!Head on over to www.athelticgreens.com/gtsc  Then, you'll get 5 travel packs along with a year's supply of Vitamin D for FREE.  And it helps us out in the long run!Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is you get that sweet ass merch, go grab a hat or mug post haste!Check us out at the metaverse as well at the $joke community comedy roomWe're now doing over blogs, video style, at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @films_that Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. 

Gutters...come out and Play-EEEE-AYEEEE.  John from @Pintocomics decrees that the Warriors is a tale of the biggest dorks that call themselves gangs.  The Baseball Furies, Turnbull ACs, the Lizzies...more like the 4H club according to John.  Does this 90 minute subway journey from the Bronx to Coney Island strike a chord with @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ?  Or is this film worse than being on a train packed with shirtless homeless people that peed themselves?Check us out in the METAVERSE!  That's right, when you're done with pleasuring yourself with a VR helmet on, check us out in the $Joke Comedy club.  We'll eventually do some live AMA and other interactive stuff with you, stay tuned.Head on over to www.athelticgreens.com/gtsc  Then, you'll get 5 travel packs along with a year's supply of Vitamin D for FREE.  And it helps us out in the long run!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is you get that sweet ass merch, go grab a hat or mug post haste!We're now doing over blogs, video style, at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com

1999 was a fantastic year for film and Y2K hysteria.  And for our LIVE SHOW, we invited fan favorites @JoNosuchinsky and @billschulz from @morninbillandjo on @compoundamerica to back.  The duo has selected the 1999 cult classic, Office Space.  Joanne and Bill target the film that provided some most oft repeated office-speak cliches.  But are @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael hypnotized from their argument and implement a devil may care attitude over 35 pieces of flair?Check us out in the METAVERSE!  That's right, when you're done with pleasuring yourself with a VR helmet on, check us out in the $Joke Comedy club.  We'll eventually do some live AMA and other interactive stuff with you, stay tuned.Head on over to www.athelticgreens.com/gtsc  Then, you'll get 5 travel packs along with a year's supply of Vitamin D for FREE.  And it helps us out in the long run!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is you get that sweet ass merch, go grab a hat or mug post haste!We're now doing over blogs, video style, at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @jonoscuhinsky @billschulz @morninbillandjo

The X-Men films are dropping like flies on this podcast.  David from @SuperheroSpeak joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to sling mud at the arguably best X-Men film.  Does KI get testy when David attacks his all time favorite character, Wolverine?  Is David's argument worse than X-Men Apocalypse or Dark Phoenix?  Let's hope not, those 2 films are worse than someone farting in an elevator.First off, THANK YOU for making March our second BIGGEST month for downloads.  We never get tired of thanking you all of listening to our podcast as well as interacting with you on social media.  Secondly, we're now in the METAVERSE!  That's right, when you're done with pleasuring yourself with a VR helmet on, check us out in the $Joke Comedy club.  We'll eventually do some live AMA and other interactive stuff with you, stay tuned.Head on over to www.athelticgreens.com/gtsc  Then, you'll get 5 travel packs along with a year's supply of Vitamin D for FREE.  And it helps us out in the long run!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is you get that sweet ass merch, go grab a hat or mug post haste!We're now doing over blogs, video style, at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @superherospeak

At the risk of sounding viciously redundant, here we go again.  ANOTHER bulletproof film that Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel thought would NEVER face the hangman is here.  Our pal, David the Producer, feels that Back to the Future is completely undeserving of all its love and acclaim.  No typos here, you read that correctly.  DTP hates the tale of the high school kid and wacky professor that build a time machine...out of a DeLorean?  We're as shocked and aghast as you are but if anyone has the chops to pull off an impossible gutting, it's David the Producer.  We can't express how thankful we are that you continue to give us an hour of your time every week, thank you!Head on over to www.athelticgreens.com/gtsc  Then, you'll get 5 travel packs along with a year's supply of Vitamin D for FREE.  And it helps us out in the long run!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is you get that sweet ass merch, go grab a hat or mug post haste!We're now doing over blogs, video style, at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @behindtherant and @unwriteablerantDavid the Producer ELECTROCUTES Back to the Future Episode 128 GTSC podcast

And then there was 1.  Return of the Jedi is the second of the Skywalker trilogy attempted to be thrown into the Sarlaac pit.  Montego and Tiff from @fansonpatrol podcast would love to feed anthrax to the Ewoks as they bemoan why this film is the weakest of the main 3.  Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ clash lightsabers with the FOP?  Or do they feel their argument is as satiating as Princess Leia in a metal bikini?Head on over to www.athelticgreens.com/gtsc  Then, you'll get 5 travel packs along with a year's supply of Vitamin D for FREE.  And it helps us out in the long run!And a new sponsor joining us this week, Hydronique Hyrdration.  Check them out at www.hydroniquehydration.com or at Amazon where they're offering a discount code at checkoutDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're now doing over blogs, video style, at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @fansonpatrolThe Fans on Patrol FORCE CHOKE Return of the Jedi Episode 127 GTSC podcast

Who loves subtitle movies?  Well Bobby Slayton (@pitbullofcomedy) sure hated a recent Oscar winner that has subtitles and that film is Parasite.  The story of a grifting South Korean that folds pizza boxes irks Bobby so much that he had to come on (taped back at the start of quarantine!) to explain why the Oscars got this wrong.  @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ are ASTOUNDED (no hyperbole, it's a first that occurs on this podcast) when Bobby drops a certain piece of knowledge in his argument.  Do the Kevins put down the pitbull of comedy's argument like a stray?  Did you get your tickets for the next GTSC live show yet?  That's right, come join us on 3/26/22 at the Kerasotes Movie Theater in Secaucus, NJ.  2 of our favorite gutters return; Bill Schulz and Joanne Nosuchinsky from Compound Media, to attempt to downsize the corporate America satire, Office Space.  That's right, the Mornin' show duo wants to bash the skull of this film with a certain stapler.  Come out and see how the fudge is packed.  Tickets can be found at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/gutting-the-sacred-cow-live-podcast-and-movie-tickets-266494962607 and we have a promo code for you.  But we're going to make you guess the promo code with this hint: it's a phrase we always say!  Type that phrase in with no spaces!Check out our sponsor, www.athelticgreens.com/gtsc  Then, you'll get 5 travel packs along with a year's supply of Vitamin D for FREE.  And it helps us out in the long run!And a new sponsor joining us this week, Hydronique Hyrdration.  Check them out at www.hydroniquehydration.com or at Amazon where they're offering a discount code at checkoutDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're now doing over blogs, video style, at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @conlin_lauren

The Molly Ringwald/John Hughes trifecta is now complete as Lauren Conlin (@conlin_lauren) climbs aboard the SS Gutting the Sacred Cow to set that same "awkward high school girl fights off nerds" story yet again.  Can Long Duck Dong and Anthony Michael Hall make this film bulletproof?  Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ make this a clean sweep against another Molly and John joint that crumbles after time like 59 year old newspaper?Did you get your tickets for the next GTSC live show yet?  That's right, come join us on 3/26/22 at the Kerasotes Movie Theater in Secaucus, NJ.  2 of our favorite gutters return; Bill Schulz and Joanne Nosuchinsky from Compound Media, to attempt to downsize the corporate America satire, Office Space.  That's right, the Mornin' show duo wants to bash the skull of this film with a certain stapler.  Come out and see how the fudge is packed.  Tickets can be found at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/gutting-the-sacred-cow-live-podcast-and-movie-tickets-266494962607 and we have a promo code for you.  But we're going to make you guess the promo code with this hint: it's a phrase we always say!  Type that phrase in with no spaces!And make sure you visit our sponsor, www.athelticgreens.com/gtsc  Then, you'll get 5 travel packs along with a year's supply of Vitamin D for FREE.  And it helps us out in the long run!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're now doing over blogs, video style, at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @marvel_mmo

Yet another favorite 80's action movie faces the scrutiny of a gutter. Mike Davenport (@marvel_mmo) hates Rambo: First Blood Part 2. He hates Stallone's never ending supply of arrows and neanderthal-esque dialogue. But you all know @KevinGootee and @Kevinisrael_nj are unabashed 80's action movie superfans. Can Mike bring enough ammo to this argument or do KG and KI hide in mud and slit his throat?Did you get your tickets for the next GTSC live show yet?  That's right, come join us on 3/26/22 at the Kerasotes Movie Theater in Secaucus, NJ.  2 of our favorite gutters return; Bill Schulz and Joanne Nosuchinsky from Compound Media, to attempt to downsize the corporate America satire, Office Space.  That's right, the Mornin' show duo wants to bash the skull of this film with a certain stapler.  Come out and see how the fudge is packed.  Tickets can be found at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/gutting-the-sacred-cow-live-podcast-and-movie-tickets-266494962607 and we have a promo code for you.  But we're going to make you guess the promo code with this hint: it's a phrase we always say!  Type that phrase in with no spaces!Check out this weeks, www.athelticgreens.com/gtsc  Then, you'll get 5 travel packs for FREE along with a year's supply of Vitamin D.Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're now doing over blogs, video style, at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @marvel_mmo

We had to have Don Jamieson return (@realdonjamieson on @compoundmedia doing That Jamieson Show)to discuss why he has a bugaboo about the award winning, "Leaving Las Vegas."  Do we talk about Elizabeth Shue pouring booze on her boobs?  You bet your ass we do.  We also talk about how Nicholas Cage portrays a fake alcoholic and also wonder why the nonstop jazz music is so overbearing and cacophonous.  @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ are on the case like Chase.Did you get your tickets for the next GTSC live show yet?  That's right, come join us on 3/26/22 at the Kerasotes Movie Theater in Secaucus, NJ.  2 of our favorite gutters return; Bill Schulz and Joanne Nosuchinsky from Compound Media, to attempt to downsize the corporate America satire, Office Space.  That's right, the Mornin' show duo wants to bash the skull of this film with a certain stapler.  Come out and see how the fudge is packed.  Tickets can be found at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/gutting-the-sacred-cow-live-podcast-and-movie-tickets-266494962607 and we have a promo code for you.  But we're going to make you guess the promo code with this hint: it's a phrase we always say!  Type that phrase in with no spaces!Check out this weeks, www.athelticgreens.com/gtsc  Then, you'll get 5 travel packs for FREE along with a year's supply of Vitamin D.Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @realdonjamieson @compoundmediaDon Jamieson sends Leaving Las Vegas to REHAB Episode 124 GTSC 

Boondock Saints was a movie that dudes in the late 90s/early 2000's worshipped.  But Mike White (@proboothpodcast) says the wool is over everyone's eyes.  According to him, the story of the religious hitmen in Boston is more grating than the Boston accent.  Do KG and KI return to their love for this film while wearing metal or puka shell necklaces and rocking the Caesar haircuts?  Or his Mike's argument worse than hearing a long prayer before getting a bullet in the skull.No more Covid, no more excuses!  We're doing another live show and Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel can't wait till 3/26/22.  Bill Schulz and Joanne Nosuchinsky are returning and have selected the 1999 cult classic, Office Space.  We're watching the movie and then doing an episode immediately afterwards.  Of course, we'll be doing giveaways and having a few cocktails in the process.  Join us at the Kerasotes theater in Secaucus, NJ (10 minutes outside of NYC) on 3/26 for good times!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/gutting-the-sacred-cow-live-podcast-and-movie-tickets-266494962607Promo code for 15% off...well, you have to guess it but here's a hint: it's one of our favorite phrases!  And type it in as one word, no spaces.Hey friends, help us by supporting our sponsor this week, www. athelticgreens.com/gtsc  You'll get 5 FREE travel packs and also a FREE supply of Vitamin D for one year.  So order now and make sure you enter the GTSC after the website.Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com

People love the Cohen brothers but not returning guest, Dan Buffa.  @Buffa82 hated La La Land and now steers his crosshairs towards the dusty, bad haircut, and bolt pistol laden No Country For Old Men.  Dan thinks that this film ain't as good as you all make it out to be but will @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ defend a film where the main character is a man named Llewellyn?  Let's transform and roll out!And now, one hell of an announcement!  We're doing ANOTHER LIVE SHOW!  That's right, come join us on 3/26/22 at the Kerasotes Movie Theater in Secaucus, NJ.  2 of our favorite gutters return; Bill Schulz and Joanne Nosuchinsky from Compound Media, to attempt to downsize the corporate America satire, Office Space.  That's right, the Mornin' show duo wants to bash the skull of this film with a certain stapler.  Come out and see how the fudge is packed.  Tickets can be found at www.guttingthesacredcow.com and we have a promo code for you.  But we're going to make you guess the promo code with this hint: it's a phrase we always say!  Type that phrase in with no spaces!Check out this weeks, www.athelticgreens.com/gtsc  Then, you'll get 5 travel packs for FREE along with a year's supply of Vitamin D.Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com Dan Buffa can be found on twitter @buffa82 check out the the Delvin Cox experience wherever you check out podcasts.

One of more most hated guests (only because she decided to take on Toy Story) returns for a shot at vindication.  @JenniferEckhart has one of the biggest 80's darlings locked and loaded in her sights, The Breakfast Club.  Looks like John Hughes isn't above his sacred cows gutted as this is the 3rd film of his we've done on this podcast.  Can Jen convince Kevin and Kevin (much better looking than Simon and Simon) that Molly, Judd, Ally, Anthony, and Emilio should stay in permanent detention with this Ambien of a script?Want an EASY way to improve gut health as well as get over 75 vitamins, minerals, etc?  Athletic Greens is our sponsor this week and make sure when you make a purchase, you go to athleticgreens.com/gtsc so they know you heard it from us!Speaking of advertisers, if you want to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee and www.kevingootee.com@Kevin_Israel_NJ and kevinisrael.com @jennifereckhart

Another FIRST occurs during our podcast when Delvin Cox shows up for the 3rd time and decides to attack one of the biggest blockbusters of all time that can be argued as a perfect film, Jaws.  Go ahead, clutch your pearls and catch your breath.  Can Delvin make the case this movie is overrated unlike Jaws 4?  Or do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ think his argument was funnier than Deep Blue Sea.Go ahead ya scalawags and make sure you support our sponsor this week, www. athelticgreens.com/gtscLooking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @delvin_cox and check out the the Delvin Cox experience wherever you check out podcasts.

First time gutter Will Leitch bellies up to the bar to take on everyone's favorite Hitler satire indie film, Jo Jo Rabbit.  @WilliamFLeitch thinks this "comedy" isn't worth the film it's printed on.  Wait a second, no one uses film anymore!  Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ find his argument as reprehensible as a prancing Nazi or does Will successfully shove this film into a crawlspace?Want an EASY way to improve gut health as well as get over 75 vitamins, minerals, etc?  Athletic Greens is our sponsor this week and make sure when you make a purchase, you go to athleticgreens.com/gtsc so they know you heard it from us!Speaking of advertisers, if you want to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee and www.kevingootee.com @Kevin_Israel_NJ and kevinisrael.com @williamfleitch

We invited Ralph Sutton from the SDR show on Gas Digital (@iamralphsutton @gasdigital) to come back and he has selected yet another comic book film, Wonder Woman.  He couldn't convince the gang that Avengers Endgame didn't meet the hype, do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ this time buy into his disdain for Gal Godot's iconic feminist superhero?Want an EASY way to improve gut health as well as get over 75 vitamins, minerals, etc?  Athletic Greens is our sponsor this week and make sure when you make a purchase, you go to athleticgreens.com/gtsc so they know you heard it from us!Speaking of advertisers, if you want to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com@TheMikeyFlash @speedforcemusic on IG and Youtube.

We invited Ralph Sutton from the SDR show on Gas Digital (@iamralphsutton @gasdigital) to come back and he has selected yet another comic book film, Wonder Woman.  He couldn't convince the gang that Avengers Endgame didn't meet the hype, do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ this time buy into his disdain for Gal Godot's iconic feminist superhero?Want an EASY way to improve gut health as well as get over 75 vitamins, minerals, etc?  Athletic Greens is our sponsor this week and make sure when you make a purchase, you go to athleticgreens.com/gtsc so they know you heard it from us!Speaking of advertisers, if you want to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com@TheMikeyFlash @speedforcemusic on IG and Youtube.

The Princess Bride is a staple of Gen Xers beloved films but not for our creator/host @KevinGootee.  KG hates this film (not as much as Christmas story) and explains why a film shouldn't be revered for 2 obnoxious, overused quotes.  Joining us as guest host yet again is fan favorite Joanne Nosuchinsky from Mornin on Compound Media.  And of course, @KevinIsrael_NJ gets to sit in the host chair and along with Joanne, decides KG's fate and may throw his argument into the ever frightening "pit of despair."  What do you think about Princess Bride, still enjoy it?  Well, watch it again now and see if it does hold up or this was all nostalgia based.Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @jon

2021 sucked major ass but @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ are making chicken salad from chicken s--- We're going to let you know what films we loved, hated, and what are favorite moments from the podcast this year: favorite newcomer, most fun gutting, and fan favorite episode to name a few.THANK YOU for hanging out with us every single week, you're all aces in our book and can't wait to do another live show. Make sure you're on guttingthesacredcow.com every day for those blog articles as well as checking out our merch shop.  And if you want to advertise with us, guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com

@JL-Cauvin is a master Donald Trump impressionist as well as a master at making us watch LONG films and continues the streak in our latest episode.  JL has us view the nearly FOUR HOUR spectacle known as Lawrence of Arabia.  Does he convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this classic holds water like a desert does?Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @JL-cauvin on twitter.  www.jlcomedy.com

Who thinks 300 and the story of Sparta is overrated!?  It's that time of year where we each take turns in the Gutter's chair!  Our own @KevinIsrael_NJ decides to attack Zack Snyder  (why not, everyone else has) and his CGI laden story of Leonides and Xerxes.  Re-joining us is the one of the crew's favorite, @BillSchulz, from @morninwithbillandjo on @compoundmedia.  Don't forget, you can find us on all imaginable podcasts: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox, you name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. We'd love to advertise your product our service and to do so, email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com  Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more! We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow Social media for us: @GTSCpodcast on twitter @Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB, IG, Tumblr, and Tik tok

Every time someone says, "THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN", an angel gets his wings.  @PhilRanta thinks "It's a Wonderful Life" is as appealing as being stuck in a black and white movie with a second class angel.  But do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ think his argument is worse than sitting on Santa's lap as he gets a boner?  Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @philranta is also at www.wormholelabs.com

An absolute FIRST occurs during our podcast when Shelly Martinez decides to attack one of the comedies nearly on everyone's favorite list, Dumb and Dumber.  What's that first?  Something that knocks @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ socks right off and never in a million years would've thought happened.  Can Shelly sway the pair that that Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are a worse duo than Schwarzenegger and Thurman in Batman and Robin?Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @shellyfromcali on twitter www.shellymartinez.net  www.shellyslinks.com

At the risk of sounding overly redundant, we're shocked when people come out of the woodwork to hate films we've deemed bulletproof.  Now, the Nolan Batman trilogy is complete since @TheMikeyFlash decided to throw Batarangs at the crown jewel of the series, The Dark Knight.  We can hear the comic book nerds cracking their fingers and ready to type sternly worded missives at Mikey as puts a stick of dynamite in the Batsignal.  Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ make his argument deader than Heath Ledger?  Stay tuned, Bat fans.  Same Bat channel, right here!Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @TheMikeyFlash @speedforcemusic on IG and Youtube.

When you think of classic movies, this HAS to be 1 of your 10.  And @stonerjesus absolutely hates The Wizard of Oz.  The film that easily makes its way into our daily lexicon when someone tries to be funny and drops a "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" quote or "I'll get you my pretty!"  This is probably one of the first films you saw as a kid but do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ have fond memories of this film?  Or do this think this holds up like a witch dying because a bratty girl threw water in her face?  You're about to find out.You can also subscribe to us on youtube (it really helps!) if you want to see our cute faces and great teeth.  DM us to get some sweet GTSC stickers!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @stonerjesus and www.stonerjesus.net

One of the few bulletproof films (so we thought) faces a turkey shoot on this week's episode.  THE Thanksgiving movie; Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, is targeted for butchering by Caissie St. Onge.  (@Caissie on twitter)  She doesn't like this tale of 2 wayward travelers who sleep together and ball snuggle, drive the wrong way down a highway, or lead a bus full of DWI people in a singalong.  Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ put this argument in a bus depot locker and forget about it?Don't forget, you can find us on all imaginable podcasts: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox, you name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. We'd love to advertise your product our service and to do so, email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com  Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more! We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow Social media for us: @GTSCpodcast on twitter @Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB, IG, Tumblr, and Tik tok

One of the most entertaining gutters you're going to hear returns to avenge an earlier loss. Ray Stakenas (@AlmightyRay) from the "Who Would Win" show, explains why Highlander is 80s dreck and can't fathom why people have such an affinity for a boring, vanilla hero.  Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ agree with him this film is worse than Sean Connery pretending to be a Spaniard?  Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com 

Our chum, Bill Schulz (Mornin' with Bill and Jo on Compound Media) returns to see if he make it TWO gutting in a row.  Bill hates America's male sweetheart, Tom Hanks, and sharpens his scythe to try and cut Big down to ribbons.  You know, the one where a 13 year wakes up as a man and decides to get a 9-5 job in NYC instead of do fun adult stuff?  Do Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel find his argument worse than the traitorous actions of Benedict Arnold?  We'd love if you subscribed to us on youtube (it really helps!) if you want to see our cute faces and great teeth.  DM us to get some sweet GTSC stickers!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @billschulz @morninbillandjo @compoundamerica www.compoundmedia.com

Our Halloween episode is here!  People lost their minds when The Ring came out almost 20 years ago.  @KenKrantzcomic lost his mind when people try to tell him this is a scary and good movie.  Ken explains why PG-13 movies can't be labeled as, "THE SCARIEST MOVIES" ever and delves into why this film should've been chopped up by a barge's propellers.  Do @KevinGootee and @kevinisrael_NJ think his argument is worse than a slow moving drowned little girl coming out of your TV?LOVE when you write those 5 star ratings and 2-3 sentence reviews.  Please do so on whatever podcast platform you catch us if you have not yet done so and give us a follow on IG as well as Youtube, we'd appreciate that.Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com  @KenKrantzcomic on social media

F is For Family creator and Simpsons writer @MikePriceinLA returns for his 3rd appearance and has firmly grabbed the title of, "any film dealing with a real life event had BETTER be perfectly represented."  Mike sits in the book depository and snipes out Oliver Stone's "JFK".  He also tells you who he thinks killed Marilyn Monroe's most notorious lover.  Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ think this argument is worse than Kevin Costner's New Orleans accent?  Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  Lastly, check out F is For Family on Netflix and follow Mike on twitter at @MikepriceinLA   @KevinGootee and kevingootee.com @KevinIsrael_NJ and kevinisrael.com

At the risk of sounding redundant, we thought we'd never have a guest want to target this week's film, Raiders of the Lost Ark.  @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ would've sworn this would've stayed on the bulletproof list but here we are.  Blake Fulton is our second listener winner and decided to wake up and chose violence with his selection.  Our THIRD Indiana Jones film now completes the trilogy but can Blake truly do the impossible and convince Kevin and Kevin this film should stare right into the open Ark of the Covenant?  Or do our plucky hosts kick his argument right into airplane propellers?You can also subscribe to us on youtube (it really helps!) if you want to see our cute faces and great teeth.  DM us to get some sweet GTSC stickers!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com

We threw a challenge to the audience and invited those to pitch their case why they should appear on the podcast and what film would they choose?  George Neumann was 1 of the 2 we selected and did he answer the call; his selection will send shockwaves through the ether of kids that grew up in the 80's and 90's.  His selection, Commando, Arnold Schwarzenegger's crown jewel of one liners and 80s cheesiness/nonsense.  Can George shock the world like the 1980 men's Olympic Hockey team and gut this cow?  Or does he disappoint like Ryan Leaf or like the NY Mets every year?  Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com 

Hi snuggle buddies and gals!  New episode and @BJMendelson targets one of biggest critics darlings in the last 10 years, Mad Max: Fury Road.  Milking stations, an unexplained bionic arm, and a lead character that has little dialogue: Is BJ able to convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ this film should eat the business end of a flame throwing guitar?LOVE when you write those 5 star ratings and 2-3 sentence reviews.  Please do so on whatever podcast platform you catch us if you have not yet done so and give us a follow on IG as well as Youtube, we'd appreciate that.Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com www.bjmendelson.com @BJMendelson

Thanks everyone who reached out to congratulate us for our 100th episode.  We promise to keep bringing the funny and entertainment for 1000 more!  This week is one of our favorite returning guests, Juliette Miranda (@morningneurosis from Unwritable Rant and Bourbon Soaked Diaries), and she takes aim at her 2nd horror film on this podcast.  Juliette hates a Quiet Place more than Pretty in Pink but less than Scream and tells @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ why this recent phenomenon is worse than giving birth in a bathtub after just stepping barefoot on a nail.LOVE when you write those 5 star ratings and 2-3 sentence reviews.  Please do so on whatever podcast platform you catch us if you have not yet done so and give us a follow on IG as well as Youtube, we'd appreciate that.Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com 

MILESTONE TIME!  Thank you ALL for joining and supporting us along to our 100th episode!  It truly means a ton to us that you're a part of this journey with us.  Enough sentimentality, we've got (monkey) business to attend to.  @Michaeloburns from @wisecrack joins us for one of the most important movies of the 80's, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.  That scamp cutting class with his girlfriend and neurotic pal drew the fire and brimstone of fellow Chicagoan Mike Burns and he's not taking taking Ferris's shenanigans anymore.  But do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ think his argument should be forced to sit in detention with Ben Stein and registered sex offender Jeffrey Jones (Principal Ed Rooney)?  Take a spell and listen to the episode to find out!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @michaeloburns and @wisecrack

We had filmmaker Nina Lee (@NinaSerafina) join us for high tea and crumpets while she elaborated why Whiplash is overrated.  That's right, the film that got J Jonah Jameson (JK Simmons) an Academy Award for throwing a cymbal at Miles Teller.  This is no tiny feat to try and convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this story of jazz school bullying is worse than wearing a feather in a dorky band hat.  THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT.  Because of you, we SHATTERED our single day record number of downloads this past week.  We appreciate you telling your friends and family why we're the funniest and most original movie review podcast out there, PERIOD.Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com 

One of our aces, Dave Landau (Louder with Crowder and formerly of Compound Media), returns to target the critically acclaimed story of Mark Zuckerberg in, "The Social Network." Why does Dave loathe that story?  Well, we can't spoil it here, you goofballs!  Let's just say Dave is no fan of Aaron Sorkin.  Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ tolerate Jesse Eisenberg for just this film as well as watered down Spiderman Andrew Garfield?  Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @landaudave on twitter and davelandau.com

We're mixing things up and thanks to our buddy, AC Roe (guest from our Wolf of Wall Street episode), got Brian Volk Weiss to sit down with @KevinGootee and AC (@notKevinBacon) to talk about how he got, "The Toys That Made Us" on Netflix.  He also explains why he chose the films that made the cut, the ones he wanted that didn't make the cut, and dropped some MAJOR news regarding season 3.  So enjoy our talk with BFW and we just might do more of these bonus interview segments.Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  Lastly, give "The Movies That Made Us" on Netflix and follow BVW on twitter at @brianvolkweiss   @KevinGootee and kevingootee.com @KevinIsrael_NJ and kevinisrael.comSocial media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @sethporges and sethporges.com but more importantly, watch Seth's film Class Action Park on HBO Max

@brandonwenerd from @brobible dropped by to tackle one of the best (?) reboots of all time, Ocean's 11.  Brandon finds this cadre of handsome men quite unbelievable that they can pull off this heist of heists.  @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ may shoot Brandon's argument right into the Bellagio water fountains, what do you think will happen?You can also subscribe to us on youtube (it really helps!) if you want to see our cute faces and great teeth.  DM us to get some sweet GTSC stickers!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @sethporges and sethporges.com but more importantly, watch Seth's film Class Action Park on HBO Max

It took long enough but someone FINALLY chose one we thought would've been picked earlier: Seth Porges joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to attempt to topple one of the most popular college films of all time, Revenge of the Nerds.  This movie had it all: hi jinx, gratuitous nudity, and the texas switch of all "rapes."  Can this classic still hold up to all of the scrutiny? And a TON of, "THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN," moments get called out so be ready.You can also subscribe to us on youtube (it really helps!) if you want to see our cute faces and great teeth.  DM us to get some sweet GTSC stickers!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @sethporges and sethporges.com but more importantly, watch Seth's film Class Action Park on HBO Max

@JamesGavsie returns (first appearance was our Once Upon a Time in Hollywood) from @whowouldwin show to try and topple 3 TITANS of the 80s: Rocky, Mr. T, and Hulk Hogan.  James has no love for Rocky's reasons for fighting, Paulie's blatant racism, nor unethical methods that Rocky uses to fight Thunderlips.  But do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael take no pity on this fool and make his argument end up like Mickey?You can also subscribe to us on youtube (it really helps!) if you want to see our cute faces and great teeth.  DM us to get some sweet GTSC stickers!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @JamesGavsie @whowouldwin www.whowouldwinshow.com 

Boundaries?  Not here.  @ryansgameshow decided to go after one of the most beloved comedies of the 2000s, the 40 Year Old Virgin.  Ryan from @funhausteam joins the podcast because he couldn't wait to go after one of the few Judd Apatow films that would qualify for this podcast.  Does Ryan bury this film in a big box of porn?  You know how we know you're gay?  Only if you tell us if you are.  And if you are, who cares?  As long as you listen and subscribe, we're happy!  Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  DM us @GTSCpodcast on twitter or GuttingtheSacredCow on IG if you want some kick ass GTSC stickers!Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com RyanHaileydotcom.com and @Ryansgameshow

Nothing makes us happier when our guests pick a film that's GUARANTEED to upset the audience and possibly us.  @realdonjamieson decided to take a run at Die Hard in his first appearance and this week, he returns to TRY and take down one of the most influential movies of all time, the Matrix.  @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael are aghast as Don scoffs at Neo, Trinity, and Agent Smith while trying to make the red and blue pills suppositories for all of the Matrix fans.  Does the guy from "That Metal Show" and "That Jamieson Show" manage to take down this Goliath?  Click download, subscribe, and find out!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @realdonjamieson on twitter and check him out on Compoundmedia.com on "That Jamieson Show."

Proving that truly no cow is sacred on this podcast, this week's guest, @JeremyNewberger goes after the 3rd most treasured film on AFI's top 100 list, Casablanca.  The story of Rick and Ilsa evading Nazis in Casablanca makes all the critics swoon. Jeremy wants you to know Rick was perving on a younger Ilsa and how many plot holes are really in this treasured classic.  The question is do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ think Jeremy's argument is the "beginning of a beautiful friendship?"  Or do they think Jeremy should pound sound right out of the Gutting the Sacred Cow gin joint?Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @Jeremynewberger on twitter www.ironbound films.com

Our fans complain our guests don't select horror/thriller films and GOOD GAWD, KING, THAT'S DREW GRANT'S MUSIC!  In this episode, @VideoDrew explains how Saw talks down to the audience, has a villain with inexplicable capabilities, and how the ending is nonsense.  But you know @KevinGootee and @KevinIsreal are always up to play a game!  Do they agree that this puppet on a tricycle is worse than all of the "reverse bear trap" jokes they can make?  WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ONGOING, LOVE, AND SUPPORT.  We truly love hearing from you and appreciate you enough for all of your kind words, tweets, shoutouts, and patronage.Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? You're hearing ads on our episodes, that can be you too! We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comWe're also selling our Gutting the Sacred Cow stickers: $3 for 1, $5 for 3.  DM us with and we'll get that taken care of!Here is where you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox: https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. Bonus fun fact: you can subscribe to us on youtube (we're getting sooo close to monetization) and we won't be offended if you turn off notifications.   Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day with new blogs EVERY DAY. Also, grab a mug, hat, shirt, hoodie, whatever at the merch shop, also at guttingthesacredcow.com Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @drewgrant on IG and Twitter.  Check her out on Rotten Tomatoes, Peacock channel, and Roku!

David the Producer (@behindtherant #podernfamily) returns for the 3rd time as his gutting game is strong!  But this time, he chose an absolute juggernaut, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl.  The film that gave Disney the idea, "Hey, let's make a movie after a mediocre ride and then we'll make 3 sequels which terribly suck.  THEN we'll change the ride because it's too risqué in today's times."  @KevinIsrael_NJ shares a story about stopping in a porn store to ask for directions and meets adult film star, Carmen Luvana, who was signing her Pirates of the Caribbean parody, Pirates.  Is David's argument worse being tongue kissed by a scurvy filled English pirate?Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? You're hearing ads on our episodes, that can be you too! We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comHere is where you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox: https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. Bonus fun fact: you can subscribe to us on youtube (we're getting sooo close to monetization) and we won't be offended if you turn off notifications.   You're all amazing for investing an hour or so with us every week. It tickles our innards to no end when you reach out to us on twitter, FB, and IG just to say hi or comment on an episode. We appreciate all of you and again, we wouldn't be reaching new heights every month without you. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day with new blogs EVERY DAY. Also, grab a mug, hat, shirt, hoodie, whatever at the merch shop, also at guttingthesacredcow.com Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com David the Producer @behindtherant and The Unwritable Rant on Youtube

A former CIA operative's daughter and her bedazzled jean jacket are kidnapped and sold into the sex slave industry.  No, we're not talking about Jeffrey Epstein's wet dream; we're talking about the reason Liam Neeson is getting 25 million to do lazy action films now...Taken!  Connor Toole (@CToolesaysstuff from @brobible) hates the man who has a special set of skills that saw his family kidnapped 2 ADDITIONAL TIMES.  Can Connor convince First and foremost, THANK YOU, for investing an hour or so with us every week. It tickles our innards to no end when you reach out to us on twitter, FB, and IG just to say hi or comment on an episode. We appreciate all of you and again, we wouldn't be reaching new heights every month without you.  Bonus fun fact: you can subscribe to us on youtube (we're getting sooo close to monetization) and we won't be offended if you turn off notifications.   Here is where you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox: https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well.   Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? You're hearing ads on our episodes, that can be you too! We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com  Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day with new blogs EVERY DAY. Also, grab a mug, hat, shirt, hoodie, whatever at the merch shop, also at guttingthesacredcow.com Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @ctoolesaysstuff @brobible and brobible.com

Some of you argue the Departed is the 3rd best Scorsese film behind Goodfellas and Casino. This week's guest, @HalRudnick thinks you're all insane if you believe that because Hal contests that this film is the overrated king of them all. @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ discuss if that is indeed the case as well as the consistent ear grating sound of a Boston accent for 2.5 hours. Does Hal convince the boys that this film is worse than Marky Mark saying "Microprocessors" multiple times in a Boston accent? This is the way... First and foremost, THANK YOU, for investing an hour or so with us every week. It tickles our innards to no end when you reach out to us on twitter, FB, and IG just to say hi or comment on an episode. We appreciate all of you and again, we wouldn't be reaching new heights every month without you. Bonus fun fact: you can subscribe to us on youtube (we're getting sooo close to monetization) and we won't be offended if you turn off notifications. Here is where you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox: https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? You're hearing ads on our episodes, that can be you too! We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day with new blogs EVERY DAY. Also, grab a mug, hat, shirt, hoodie, whatever at the merch shop, also at guttingthesacredcow.com Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @Halrudnick on twitter and instagram. Hal Rudnick COLDCOCKS the Departed Episode 88 GTSC podcast

The man who hated the first X-Men so much he had to return to try and gut the SECOND X-Men movie returns! @UptoTask feels that the world should feel his pain and disappointment why the X-men movie franchise stinks. However, @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ remember this one to be a solid installment but the same question remains, does this tale of Wolverine, Magneto, Jean Grey, Professor X, Nightcrawler and Colossus hold up? Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Here is where you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox: https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? You're hearing ads on our episodes, that can be you too! We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day with new blogs EVERY DAY. Also, grab a mug, hat, shirt, hoodie, whatever at the merch shop, also at guttingthesacredcow.com Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @upttotask on twitter and instagram. @UptoTask returns to BLAZE X2 X-men United Episode 87 GTSC podcast