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The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: Barca appointed Xavi as new manager on a two year contract. Antonio Conte named new Spurs managers. Newcastle hires Eddie Howe. This manager job is a revolving door business innit. Ole is next.Not Cool Moment of the Week: A fan shouted homophobic abuse and made obscene gestures at Manchester United match was fined. Witnesses told a court he shouted homophobic abuse at the match referee, before making gestures obviously “mimicking disability”Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: MLS PLAYOFFS. Also a major goof by one referee.Female Intended Play: NWSL PLAYOFFS. The legend Carli Lloyed played her last match on Sunday. Gotham FC were eliminated from the playoffs after a 1-0 loss to Chicago Red Stars. San Diego's new NWSL teamRemember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️

 The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: New developments in the Mauro Icardo soap opera. Ole Gunner on the chopping block. Who will succeed him?? Crystal Palace's Tifo game is strong! Joshua Kimmich isn't vaccinated as it turns out. wtf. And FIFA are touring North America for host cities in 2026 World Cup. We wonder where the final will be held. Not Cool Moment of the Week: Paul Scholes has been teased on social media after his daughter posted a video of him appearing to chew her toenails. The caption read “true love".Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: Sporting KC's Goalkeeper lays a ROCK BOTTOM on Cristian Roldan. New England Revolution won the Supporters ShieldFemale Intended Play: Angel City FC announce revenue-sharing plan with their players; England and Northern Ireland players in harassment solidarity gesture at Wembley; NWSL Playoff push.Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️

Coming at you with the late Tuesday drop! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: We dive right into this Mauro Icardi scandal. Wanda Nara asks Icardi for a divorce... and he responds by threatening to leave PSG.  The saga started on Saturday when Wanda Nara deleted all traces of Icardi from her Instagram and accused him of infidelity, having supposed been involved with actress China Suarez shared photos of himself and his wife on Sunday and wished her a happy mother's day, which was being celebrated in Argentina, but this doesn't appear to have worked. There could be more developments in the Wanda Nara soap opera ( we sure hope so).Not Cool Moment of the Week: Newcastle United fan who suffered cardiac arrest recovering and responsiveAcross the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: MLS Eastern Conference playoff race is turning into a tight one.Female Intended Play: Just like the MLS Eastern Conference, NWSL is super tight. Except for Orlando Pride. They're out lolRemember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️

WE'RE BACK after our 2 week hiatus! Pro Tip: 2-3 nights in Las Vegas is more than enough.  The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wassup with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: "Ted Lasso" and the EPL reach a licensing deal. It's a little late but welcomed of course. Neymar went viral poking fun at the mass social media outage of 2021. Liverpool fans and Manchester United fans got some reprioritizing to do.  UEFA and women's leagues across Europe have joined forces to criticise FIFA's proposal to hold men's and women's World Cups every two years.Not Cool Moment of the Week:  Absolutely bombshell revelations that longtime NWSL coach Paul Riley plied multiple players on his teams with alcohol and engaged in sexual coercion and harassment, in addition to more harassment concerning players' weight and sexuality.Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard:  USMNT Qualifiers: Who made the cut and who didn't. Carlos Bocanegra inducted into Hall of Fame. NE Revolution clinch MLS Eastern ConferenceFemale Intended Play:  See "Not Cool Moment of the week". Only made sense to primarily focus the NWSL this week. We stand in solidarity with the players of the league. Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️

WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wassup with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: Ronaldo started and scored. Whoda thought? Literally everyone. Geordies had a special song for the lad, and there was a banner flown over the stadium calling him out. More men called out on their bullshit: Mendy trial date set; Jerome Boateng found guilty on domestic violence; Chelsea fan under investigation for sectarian abuseNot Cool Moment of the Week:  18 year old Harvey Elliott was hurt during Liverpool's 3-0 win against Leeds United on Sunday, with the club confirming he will have to undergo surgery. The game was halted shortly before the hour when Elliott, who has become a member of Liverpool's first-team this season, was hurt in a challenge by Leeds player Pascal Struijk. Jurgen Klopp said after the game that he had been told Elliott's ankle had been dislocated.Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard:  Ricardo Pepi is on Serie A clubs' radar? We go over USMNT's recent run of form in qualifiers. What do we need to improve? Plus, all that drama surrounding Mckennie...Female Intended Play:  NWSL declared Sunday's match between the Washington Spirit and the OL Reign a forfeit "due to breaches of the league's medical protocols by the Spirit."; Players have criticised the decision to hold their Championship match on an artificial turf pitch at 9am. NWSL announced Providence Park in Portland would host the fixture on November 20th, with a kick-off time of 9am. The news sparked anger among NWSL players and beyond; UEFA Women's Champions League group stage draw made.Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️

WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: Ronaldo back to Man U. Wow, I didn't see that one coming. Can  deadline day  top that?! Doesn't look like like. Some big links finally confirmed nonetheless. Not Cool Moment of the Week:  Manchester City defender Benjamin Mendy has been remanded in custody after appearing in court on Friday, charged with four counts of rape and one count of sexual assault. Mendy will remain in custody until the next trial date on September 10. Manchester City said the club had suspended the player pending an investigation.Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard:  Christian Pulisic cleared coronavirus protocol and participated in national team workouts Monday, three days before the Americans' World Cup qualifying opener in El Salvador. Forward Tim Weah is hurt and will miss the United States' opening three World Cup qualifiers.Female Intended Play:  OL Reign set new NWSL attendance record. Co-owners of NWSL's Spirit fight for control after abuse allegations against coach. Fans are protesting current Washington Spirit co-owner Steve Baldwin, who hired former head coach Richie BurkeRemember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️

WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: Lionel Messi is barely in the door at Paris-Saint Germain but he has already held talks with Inter Miami; Harry Kane back on Spurs team sheet. We're over this tbh; Mikel Arteta has 5 games to get it together or else lol.Former President of the El Salvadorean Soccer Federation admits that he agreed to receive Over $350,000 in bribes.Not Cool Moment of the Week: Nice, Marseille Game Abandoned After Bottles Thrown And "Players Attacked"Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: MLS All-Star game versus Liga MX All-Stars is this WednesdayFemale Intended Play: USWNT star Christen Press, coach Freya Coombe join NWSL expansion club Angel City FC; Racing Louisville defeats FC Bayern Munich in The Women's Cup.Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️

WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: Unless you've living off the grid or are Andrea's dad, Messi made all the headlines with his transfer to PSG. But that's old news now. We are now learning about Barca's "worrying" finances. Veteran players of the club are taking pay cuts! UEFA may have a solution in mind to over-inflation: a salary cap with a "luxury tax". A little too late if you ask us.Super League is evidently still a thing for 3 of the 12 founding clubs. Let it go bro. Not Cool Moment of the Week: Footballer accused of sexual assault after stars 'invited seven women to stadium orgy'Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: Seattle thrashing Portland in an unforgettable Cascadia derbyFemale Intended Play: Carli Lloyd retiring after decorated soccer careerRemember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

The Full Kit Wankers connect athletevia Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

Andrea took a sub this week. Don't worry, she's not injured or anything. She went on holiday for turning 30. Big year, show her some love! We're joined by 89th minute super-sub, Stat Sean! He's back everyone. Tune in for his expert insight. He plays FM..he knows his shit

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!

Happy New Year, everyone! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! Co-host, Andrea, and Sound Engineer, Niall, are on the road again somewhere off Route 80 while Steven sits comfortably at his corporate office.

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!Christmas Cute Corner: Soccer Edition is back? We got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. Player awards, managers sacked, and more!Not cool moment of the week: Pep ready to throws hands at the 4th official?!Across the pond we got Premier League talk. We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: MLS post-season (expansion) drafts; Copa Libertadores updatesFemale Intended Play: NWSL had a record breaking season across the board. How do they build off that?Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine ffs. And no, Steven did not secure a PS5 :(

He’s an artist, and we were drawn to his work in animation and lightboxes, specifically regarding soccer. He’s worked with UEFA adidas, Chelsea FC, MLS just to name a few, welcome Case! We talk about his recent collaborative projects, and what makes him a soccer fan. Follow his work @wcjern and @off-footWe follow things up hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. Case joined in on our degeneracy Not cool moment of the week: Racism in PSG v. Istanbul champions league match. Very not cool. Across the pond we got Premier League talk. Andrea is still reeling from the North London Derby victory. We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek talk! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: MLS Cup final this weekend. Steven might tune in; Andrea might not.Female Intended Play: USWNT players in Europe (Alex Morgan scored her first goal for Spurs!) and Andrea gives us a recap of the Women in Soccer launch event!Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine ffs :)

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!We got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. Managerial goss, market speculation (financial and soccer) and Sergio Ramos' career after soccer is in MMA? Not cool moment of the week: Cavani with a major blunder on social media. A real pendejo.Across the pond we got Premier League talk. We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: USMNT Stars shine on the Champions League stageFemale Intended Play: USWNT win battle in court but still continue fight for equal pay.Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine ffs.

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!The passing of Diego Maradona shook the soccer world this week. We lost an icon all too human. Steven is super bummed about it like the rest, but Andrea and Niall have some major news that will bring you joy. And of course we got hot soccer chisme tea to warm you up. Across the pond we got Premier League talk. We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: MLS doing wacky things in the playoffs Female Intended Play: Rapinoe has a new book out and it is spicy!Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs.

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!Seasonal depression is stacking on top of our regular depression and we got just the remedy for that: hot soccer chisme tea to warm you up. Across the pond we got Premier League talk. We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: Summer transfer window is closing this week. Should USMNT players in MLS seek a loan (or transfer) abroad?Female Intended Play: Euro Qualifiers and latest transfers. Austria becomes first European country with a women's blind team.Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs. Oh, and to our American listeners, make sure to vote! :)

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!We resume our regularly scheduled club soccer programming (International break is still dumb, except for World Cup qualifiers. You heard it here first). We kick things off with that hot chisme to wake up your soft palate. Premier League hit us early af this past Saturday with the Merseyside Derby, that ended in a 2-2 draw and an ACL injury. Tottenham lived up to their "Spursy" nickname. Andrea still hasn't recovered. We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League is also back! first rounds of matches in the group stage. La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: There are like way too many MLS games every 3-5 days it's already old news; so we hit you with the latest ones. Which probably won't matter by the time you hear this haha. NWSL Fall Series comes to an end, and FA Women's Super League talk from the weekend. Heath and Press each get their first goal of the season! New and announcement from over the weekend; New football reality show ‘Ultimate Goal’ out to discover talent in women’s game?Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs. Oh, and to our American listeners, make sure to vote! :)

Co-host Andrea and Sound Engineer Niall are back home! We connect via Skype for a socially distant, full collab!We're coming at ya with a mini-sode this week because of International break (it's dumb except for South American World Cup Qualifiers). First and foremost, we hit you with the hot goss. That never takes a break. Some big news out of England with some radical league reform. CR7 got that rona and more...In our own backyard: MLS results from the weekend; Crazy scheduling conflicts amongst clubs and national teams due to Covid. MLS Reserve League again?!NWSL Fall Series and FA Women's Super League talk from the weekend. New and announcement from over the weekend.Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs. Oh, and to our American listeners, register to vote! :)

Co-host Andrea and Sound Engineer Niall are back home! We connect via Skype for a socially distant, full collab!The transfer market is closed and we had some last minute deals (and no deals) to talk smack about. We talk about the last ditch bids from big clubs, while some others are still developing. oh and yet again, and more and more positive covid cases amongst staff and players. We close it things out with the "Not so cool" moment of the week, split in two this week: a "not so serious" one and a "very serious" one. That's the best we came up with Premier League had one if its most bizarre weekend in recent memory; Really though, Serie A is an attacking league now? We had some high scoring games again; We saw what looks to be a back to normal Messi. Coutinho scored for Barca, lol; Big results from Bundesliga over the weekend; Choc des Olympiques between Lyon and Marseille ended in a 1-1 draw.In our own backyard: MLS results from the weekend; Crazy scheduling conflicts amongst clubs and national teams due to Covid. NWSL Fall Series and FA Women's Super League talk from the weekend. USWNT start finally make their debuts in EnglandStay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs. Oh, and to our American listeners, register to vote! :)

Co-host Andrea and Sound Engineer Niall are back home! Which means the last of the "Steven Episodes" before a full socially distant collab.Deadline day for transfers is nearing closer and closer. We talk about the last ditch bids from big clubs, while some others are still developing. oh, and more and more positive covid cases amongst players. We close it things out with the "Not so cool" moment of the week: Handball rule. Premier League was marred with a slew of penalty calls over the weekend; Serie A is an attacking league now?; La Liga put up some big results, notably 6-1 win for Atletico Madrid with a brace for Luis Suarez in his debut; Bayern finally lost in Bundesliga; Ligue 1 is still a dub to be honest.In our own backyard: MLS results from the weekend; Some big news from Jozy Altidore. Steven continues to chimes the NISA Fall Championship for you hipsters out there. Brief talk of Copa Libertadores.NWSL Fall Series and FA Women's Super League talk from the weekend.Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs :)

Co-host Andrea and Sound Engineer Niall are back on the road on their voyage back to the Big Apple. Steve connect via Skype to kickoff season 3 of the pod.We dive headfirst into the steaming pile transfer rumors this month. We're nearing the end of the Summer transfer window and have seen some obvious deals take place (#BaleIsBack), while some others are still developing. And we close it things out with the "Not so cool" moment of the week: Leyton Orient with 18 positive COVID results. Yikes.Premier league delivered exciting matches over the weekend. La Liga and Ligue 1 are a dub thus far. Bundesliga gave us a 8-0 thriller from the goal machine, Bayern Munich.MLS released their schedule for the remainder Fall season. Logistics are all over the place from broadcasters to "home field" advantage. Steven continues to chimes the NISA Fall Championship for you hipsters out there. Brief talk of Copa Libertadores.NWSL Fall Series and FA Women's Super League talk from the weekend. Also, Euro Women qualification. Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs :)

Premier league is back baby and so are we! So is La Liga and Ligue 1 if you're into that. Not to mention Bundesliga and Serie A on deck this coming weekend.We dive headfirst into the steaming pile transfer rumors this month. We got some wild ones that may or may not happen. Decide for yourself. And we close it things out with the "Not so cool" moment of the week: PSG-Marseille brawl! 5 red cards, fam.Week one of the premier league is in the books. Some spicy results, notably a 4-3 thriller at Anfield. And some lackluster one's like Spurs 0-1 Everton. We touch on La Liga and Ligue 1 from over the weekend to round out Top 5 in Europe.Back home we have some news on US internationals, New clubs emerging, established clubs elevating their profile. Did you know MLS is not 10-11 games in? Neither did we. Steven chimes in on NISA Fall season for you hipsters out there.Keep an eye on the FA Women's Super League this season. Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs :)

The Wankers are back at it again via Skype! Andrea has dubbed these latest episodes the "Steven episodes" as he has assumed full creative control for the Summer season. It's one for the archives. Straight faith -- you don't want to miss it! Andrea is out in the USA wilderness and made it to the West coast (best coast? Nah!) We start things off with the wild crazy transfer rumors and a razzle dazzle of hot goss. Top leagues in Europe have concluded their season, promotions/relegation battles are wrapping up. This Summer pre(post?) season is over! On our side of the pond we got #MLSisBack Tournament in semifinals, NWSL Challenge Cup winners, USL season underway, and NISA Independent Clubs Cup (NY Cosmos ole ole ole). Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs :)

The Wankers are back at it again via Skype! Expect this to be the trend this Summer while Andrea is out in the USA wilderness! We start things off with the wild crazy transfer rumors and a sprinkle of hot goss. Leagues around Europe are just about done, promotions/relegation battles are underway, Spurs won the North London Derby, This Summer pre(post?) season is almost over. On our side of the pond we got #MLSisBack Tournament steadily going, NWSL Challenge up going in to Knockout rounds. Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!

The Wankers connect via skype to discuss Liverpool winning the league and how horrible the next 100 years are about to be for every other footy fan, as well as transfer rumors, the upcoming North London Derby, the #MLSisBack Tournament and the continuing NWSL tournament amidst the spread of COVID-19. Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!

Footy news is finally at the chisme level the Wankers deserve, and Steven and Andrea have a lot of mess to talk about. Namely, Manchester City's Champions League ban (2:40) and what it could mean for the players as a breach of contract, Delle Alli's tantrum, and the little blond Dortmund player no one can seem to stop. Along with Full Kit Snitching, the FKWs cover upcoming MLS news (24:05), NWSL opening day fixtures (28:30), and interview players, and other reps at the DUSC tournament at SoFive (32:05). Remember to enter our giveaway on Instagram (@fullkitwankerspod) for 2 tickets to NYCFC's opening day, and you've got subs if you need 'em.

The Wankers are joined by Manchester United supporter, Harsh Mall, fresh off a 2-0 loss to Burnley, to discuss the absolute state of the club, transfer rumor madness, and Top 6 problems (2:30). Barcelona almost lose to Ibiza, Neymar passes with his butt, and Andrea actually has something positive to say about Serie A (29:50). Chicharito arrived in LA (35:10), Sky Blue might win a few matches and the USWNT Olympic Qualifier roster leaves out a few shocking favorites (40:10). Join the FKWs at a Tottenham vs. Manchester City viewing party on February 2nd (details to come) and remember, you've got subs, if you need 'em.

It’s a slow news week so the Wankers are discussing things like Pulisic’s Chipotle order, JLO’s Oscar snub, and January transfer window rumors (2:58). Managers with coaching licenses get sacked while others manage Bundesliga teams (11:40), there’s no science to it. McCall Zerboni is going to bring sauce to Sky Blue FC (20:40) and the FKWs want the new Club America kits. Follow us on twitter @fkwpod and on Instagram @fullkitwankerspod, and as always, you’ve got subs if you need ‘em.

Happy New Year wankers! After a sweet holiday hiatus, the FKWs are back to talk January transfer rumors (6:10), injury reports after a crowded December, and Sadio Mané's African Player of the Year award. Listen in for La Liga second division coaching scandals (21:20), eMLS drafts and MLS Superdrafts (23:20) and some NWSL updates in the off season (29:00). Email us at fullkitwankerspodcast@gmail.com and remember, you've got subs if you need 'em.

The new format is all tea, and this week the Wankers have plenty to cover. Champions League group stage came to an end (3:08) with a fizzle (Inter Milan) and a bang (Club Brugge!), Premier League isn't without it's racism (10:30), Catalonia wants independence (20:45) and the FKWs feel personally victimized by the USSF and their NSWL/ NISA antics (24:55). Steven and Andrea then discuss Stanford keeper, Katie Meyer and her terrifying but effective methods of celebration (29:50). And as always, you've got subs if you need 'em.

Steven and Andrea are reunited and back to their chismoso ways. The two Wankers cover the Ballon D'Or winners, Euro Cup group drawings, Emery Out, Mourinho's rehabilitation tour 2019, and how Messi can't stop. More snitching than substance, but all the takes our FKWs love best, and remember, you've got subs if you need 'em.

Cue the Imperial March, there's a new skipper in North London, and it has brought the wankers and audio engineer Niall, together to discuss in an emergency pod that was also already scheduled. The FKWs extensively cover the happenings at Tottenham Hotspur (3:20), and give their immediate 24 hour reactions to the news as well as their predictions for the future. Tune in for a Premier League preview (25:42), a USMNT performance recap (28:52), and some exciting updates to Sky Blue FC and The Matildas in Australia (30:18). Later, listen to an interview with national referee Karen Callado, who most recently had her first NWSL center at Red Bull Arena (37:30), and as always, you've got subs if you need 'em.

It's a spooky Halloween with Steven and Andrea and there's plenty to discuss. Zlatan's going to Spain, Celtic supporters are still the realest, and Bob Bradley may as well be Lot's wife (he's so salty). The Carabao cup was full of shock and penalties (7:55), Leicester are breaking records, and Tottenham continue to break Andrea's heart. Come for the English football, stay for the top 5 European leagues (16:25), as the title races are tight as can be. The Wankers then focus on domestic footy (18:40) as they discuss the extremely lit and sloppy MLS Playoffs. Taylor Twellman won't stop talking about Carlos Vela but Toronto FC are the FKWs favorites to win it all. Most importantly, the USWNT have a new coach (24:20), the NWSL playoff was a slaughter and English women's football is on the rise. It's the last day to enter the giveaway to win a Chelsea FC third kit and as always, you've got subs if you need 'em.

Seeing as Steven and Andrea are known for their penchant for gossip, they'd be remiss if they didn't open the episode with the WAG Wars. Amateur spy, Coleen Rooney and heavily pregnant Rebekah Vardy having it out on social media rocked the football world yesterday (1:40) and it was everything the FKWs could have dreamt of and more. Of course, they had a duty to cover all manners of football news, so tune in to lament Tottenham and Manchester United's absolute disarray (10:40), celebrate Borussia Monchengladbach's success (22:40), and go nuts about MLS' Decision Day 2019 (23:50). Female Intended Play (26:25) honors Jill Ellis' final caps as the US Women's National Team manager, and Ali Krieger's 100th cap. Enter our giveaway (details on our Instagram) and as always, you've got subs if you need 'em.

The Full Kit Wankers are coming at you live from The Global Goals World Cup! The real Global Goals however were the friends they made along the way. Steven and Andrea recount their experience at the event, running into several friends of the pod, including Colombian international Melissa Ortiz, the San Diego Soccer Women and Josh Guerra, and making new friends with Chelsea FC reps Shawn Briscoe and Ryan Elton, who work to promote youth development around the world. The Wankers catch up on some much needed tea (2:50), Andrea bemoans Spurs' untimely exit from the Carabao Cup (3:40), Steven gives his Premier League Preview predictions (9:10), and the MLS playoffs are somehow still a thing (18:30). After a little update on FIFA ensuring women can attend football matches in Iran (22:10), Andrea briefly interviews the Chelsea reps and strong arms them into calling Frank Lampard and starting Pulisic (25:00). BIG giveaway announcement so make sure to listen through the end FKWs! And as always, you've got subs if you need 'em.

Andrea won't stop singing about it and Steven's already rolling his eyes, the Full Kit Wankers are BACK for season 2 on their new Thursday slot, and it's going to be better than ever. The FKWs slid into several DMs over the summer hiatus and are cooking up quite the special sophomore season. Listen in for some transfer rumors and other chisme (4:26), early Premier League nonsense (15:05), the absolute state of MLS and US Soccer (25:01) and a pod favorite, Female Intended Play (38:20). And as always, you've got subs if you need 'em.

We've got four stars on our shirt. The USWNT have done it again, and the Wankers have recruited Danny Gilberg, superfan of the women's game, and attendee of the semi finals and final in Lyon to talk more about the Lady Champions. As usual, tea is spilled, Griezmann won't go to practice, Nike won't stop making beautiful ads for female empowerment, and Andrea can't stop crying. The FKWs discuss the culmination of a wonderful Women's World Cup, as well as subsequent Ashlyn Harris Instagram stories that include powerful quotes like "I'm a white girl dancing on a bar and I hate it" to name a few. Contractually obligated to discuss it, Andrea, Danny and Steven bemoan the USMNT and their Gold Cup final loss to Mexico before moving on to Messi's gripes with Conmebol. It may feel like all hope is lost, but rest assured Wankers, there are fixtures to look forward to and Premier League resumes in just one month! And as always, you've got subs if you need 'em.

Blessed with a summer of tournaments, the Wankers have kept busy watching footy all day. It's the summer transfer window, so you know the rumors are rampant (1:35), but the main event for the FKWs is of course the Women's World Cup (6:20) where Andrea and Steven do a deep dive on last week's knockout round, including the much anticipated USWNT vs. France quarterfinal that had everyone collectively holding their breath. Out of obligation, Steven and Andrea cover the Gold Cup (22:25), in particular the USMNT's upcoming quarterfinal against Curaçao before they head to the most depressing Cup of the summer, the Copa America (25:55) and much to the wankers' chagrin, Colombia's elimination on penalties. They dabble in some MLS and NWSL updates before complaining about the heat and ultimately signing off until next week! Remember, you've got subs if you need 'em.

The Wankers are BACK. Apologies to our FKWs, all it took was the solstice to bring Steven and Andrea back together and spitting takes. Upon recent return from France, where Andrea enjoyed the Women's World Cup group stage, the Wankers discuss transfer rumor tea (2:20), the three major international tournaments keeping them indoors watching footy all summer: the Women's World Cup (14:14), the Gold Cup (28:58) and the Copa America (34:40) and VAR, the cruel mistress of the cup. And as always, you've got subs if you need 'em.

To say they feel blessed is an understatement, the Wankers are elated to welcome extremely special baller guest, Yael Averbuch, on the show this week. Listen in, as they deep dive into her experiences from youth development and US national team call ups, to dealing with ulcerative colitis flare ups and taking a break from playing with her NWSL team, The Reign FC. Will the USWNT win the World Cup? What exactly is #equalpay4equalplay? Yael answers these burning questions, but don't worry, the FKWs still play superlatives with their pro guest! Get a week free trial code for the Technefutbol app and up those skills! And remember, you've got subs, if you need 'em.

Guys, Steven got a man bun. It's tiny but it's there. Please stop telling the FKWs they didn't have an episode last week, they KNOW. It was a busy week for Steve and Dre but they're back with this minisode to catch you up on all of their fresh hot takes! Take a very shallow dive into the transfer rumors of the day, celebrate Colombians with a James Rodriguez hattrick, and mourn the torn ACL of our baby empanada, Juanfer Quintero, alabanza. Spurs have a new stadium, in which they can be destroyed by Manchester City, the gift that keeps on giving. The wankers talk Champions League Quarterfinals, FA Cup Semis, the Premier League title race and MLS cliffnotes style. 2019 is the year of the woman, and the Women's World Cup, so you know female intended play was lit, considering the Atletico Madrid women broke records in their match against Barcelona. And as always, you've got subs, if you need 'em.

Steven and Andrea are back on schedule fam! Tune in as they discuss Mario Balotelli's goal celebration, Gareth Bale's tantrum, and Turkish players literally cutting each other with razor blades. Hackney Wick are doing the Lord's work in the actual coolest kits, while Huffington Post is calling out nazis within the NYCFC supporters' culture. The FKWs cover Champions League, the heat on the Premier League title race, the MLS return and the #SheBelieves Cup, and tease an exciting upcoming guest! Remember, you've got subs if you need 'em.

MLS is back baby, and as a gift to all you FKWs out there, these wankers are dropping a super special episode with current New York Red Bull midfielder, Alex Muyl. Listen in for a behind the scenes look at what it's like to be a homegrown player, who on the squad is most likely to slide into your dms, and perhaps hear an especially dirty joke towards the end of the interview. Get hype for MLS, and remember, you've got subs if you need 'em.

The FKWs call this the "tired edition". After several long weeks of fixtures and travel, Broadway called and derailed the pod plans, so having to improvise, these wankers got together a day late and made it work. Lots to snitch about this week, but mostly Kepa taking over as manager for Chelsea, the reason Vardy always wears a cast, and a Brendan Rogers move back to the premiership. The episode includes a lazy roundup of all the footy missed, Champions League, Europa League, title race and some Concacaf Champions League. Recorded after a disappointing US performance in the #SheBelieves Cup, Steven and Andrea were not impressed but remember, like that assistant referee, you've got subs if you need 'em, unless you're Kepa Arrizabalaga in which case you refuse to take your subs.

After a two week vacation hiatus, the Full Kit Wankers are back and introducing the newest member of the pod family: Indy the Pod Pup. Right before the hiatus, your two favorite pod hosts had a guest segment on Soccer Afternoon Live and it slayed. If you hear Andrea and Steven talking baby talk, it's because a baby miniature dachshund has joined their discussion fully kitted up as a fullback for Dortmund. So many fixtures to discuss, so little time, as the FKWs go over previous EPL matches (Chelsea what's going on?!), Copa Del Rey classicos, the rise and fall of Borussia Dortmund, and the FA Cup. After taking the audio engineer on a surprise trip to London to see Spurs play Dortmund at Wembley, the Wankers gush over their live footy experience, and love on Heung Min Son some more (because what else is new). They're hype over Concacaf Champions League and a super special MLS related guest dropping on the pod next week! SheBelieves that we will win, but why are the Reign FC leaving Seattle? And remember, you've got subs if you need 'em.

Steven and Andrea record a super short and sweet minisode this week to gear up for massive upcoming fixtures and surprise travel plans! Listen is as they still go in on people who compare stadium attendances for the Superbowl vs. the MLS Cup, Alexis Sanchez' new film, Eden Hazard shocking everyone, and Jurgen Klopp bringing the salt. Player of the week? So very clearly the black cat at Goodison Park. Andrea is ecstatic over a Son game winner to give Spurs another 24 hours in 2nd place, Liverpool are bottling it, and Man City score a lot of goals, the EPL remains a faithful companion. The FKWs also go over results in La Liga, Ligue Un, and Bundesliga as well as a dabble in US Soccer. Eric Wynalda continues to defy the odds, and Timmy Weah is literally doing it for the boys in green. It's a World Cup year, so bet your bottom dollar the Wankers will be discussing women's soccer in female intended play in every single episode. You're welcome. And as always, you've got subs if you need 'em.

Midweek fixtures were so shocking they required a special delay in podcast release. These Wankers kick it old school, no guest, just the dulcet sounds of Andrea's singing and Steven going on about his fantasy team. Tune in for result recaps for the Carabao Cup, Copa Del Rey, the FA Cup, La Liga, Bundesliga and Premier League matches from midweek. It wouldn't be a true episode if the FKWs didn't speculate on the end of the transfer window, and some other footy rumors floating around. Landon Donovan just won't quit, Heung Min Son is back from Asia Cup (praised be), and Fellaini's headed to China. Tottenham lose, lose, and then win! Man City win win and then lose! Truly the world is unpredictable, but at least one can always count on LLorente to miss an open sitter. Don't forget to leave a review in order to qualify for the upcoming giveaway (if you've already left a review, take a screenshot and dm it to the Full Kit Wankers on social media). And as always, you've got subs if you need 'em.

Steven and Andrea practice what they preach and used their sub in supersub and super guest James Colvin who joins the Wankers for some Lambrusco and footy gossip. James was the perfect Chelsea fan to discuss Maurizio Sarri throwing his players' determination under the bus, but the manager chat didn't stop there. Bielsa's powerpoint is bde 2019, Thierry Henry won't stop taking grandparents' name in vain, and Huddersfield sack David Wagner. This January transfer window has proved endless, but Barcelona's signing of Kevin Prince Boateng has certainly made it fun. The FKWs cover latest Premier League results, including a thrilling Wolves versus Leicester clash, as well as Milner being sent off by his old schoolteacher. LLorente not only fails to fill Harry Kane's shoes, but seems to have placed his boots on the wrong foot, as the Argentine nearly wrecks Tottenham's chances only saved by lil Harry Winks. Real Betis is lit, PSG keeps winning, Weston McKennie's better than Christian Pulisic and Timmy Weah's a celtic star. The US Women's National Team fell to a buoyed France, and the real treat of the episode comes in at the tail end: a special interview with Brandi, founder of San Diego Soccer Women. And as always, you've got subs, if you need 'em.

A late Merry Christmas to Steven, as the FKWs are joined by Cosmos fanboy, and Copa90 presenter Patrick Infurna. The Wankers talk rumors: Zlatan throwing Ronaldo some shade, Marcelo Bielsa's Spygate frank admission, some paper chase including Everton's mind-boggling interest in Michael Bradley, and Timmy Weah slaying it at Celtic. They had a lot of English footy to catch up on including FA Cup 3rd round games, Pete Wild's heroic run as the Oldham manager, the League Cup semifinals' first round and Premier League fixtures. It's finally time to get back to 'Murica and see what in Sam hell is going on in our own backyard, touching upon the Atlanta Silverbacks, Tyler Adams' precious post match interview, and upcoming friendlies in late January. The segment everyone waits for, female intended play, is all about that NWSL draft, and how much someone needs to #freeskyblue which leads them into a heavy Wankers Weigh In, giving the idea of inclusivity in fan culture some thought. And remember, just because it's a new year, doesn't mean you can't take your subs, if you need 'em.

The last of the Full Kit Wanker Holiday specials! Happy to be in 2019, the Wankers are joined by renowned tattoo artist, bar owner, and fox in the box, Alex McWatt to discuss the last gasp of festive fixtures and most importantly, whether Bellerin is going to start a fashun line or not. It's transfer season, so you know "paper chase" is on everyone's minds. Pulisic to Chelsea, Mbappe to everyone, Keylor Navas has no standards, and Malcom is a hot commodity in China, to name a few. New Year, same Everton, Spurs make up for last week, Manchester United are on the uptick and of course the FKWs discuss the match of the season potentially: Manchester City vs. Liverpool. Send in your recommendations for future guests you'd love to hear on the pod, and as always, you've got subs if you need em.

It’s the last time you’ll hear Andrea mispronounce names in 2018! For this special, the wankers are joined by Harsh Mall, die hard Manchester United fan, and attendee of the World Cup final 2018. Just because it’s the holidays, doesn’t mean there isn’t gossip, and between the January transfer window, and Memphis Depay’s new single, there’s much to discuss. Pulisic to Chelsea devastates, while Brisas opening two new franchises elates the crew. Andrea, Steven and Harsh all bemoan the racism in Serie A and the despicable behavior from the Afghan FA president towards his female players. Festive fixtures are still in full throttle, as the weekend’s matches brought all the drama. Tottenham lived a glorious 3 days in the title race before bottling to a hungry Wolverhampton team while Man City seem to have finally found their form after a slew of bad results and end up back in their rightful second place. Bobby “no look” Firmino destroyed Arsenal in minutes, will we get #Unaiout trending soon? N’golo Kante remains the most hardworking player around, while Pogba is positively freed if you go by his goal celebrations. After sufficient Premier League banter, the Wankers, Harsh, and honorary segment guest, Alex McWatt, all give their top footy moments of 2018. Happy New Year to all of our FKWs, stay tuned for 2019, and as always, you’ve got subs, if you need ‘em.

The Full Kit Wankers are not worthy of the guest they had this week. Colombian International player, Melissa Ortiz, joined us in the undisclosed location to spit takes. Our first female guest did not disappoint, as finally Andrea felt emboldened to discuss her inappropriate crush on Jurgen Klopp. Chisme is their identity as Parceros, and the three didn't hold back when it came to Pele's comments disparaging Messi, and Dembele's inability to arrive on time to practice. December means almost too many fixtures, and the Wankers zip through Premier League results, La Liga standings and the RivierDerby in order to get to the really exciting stuff: the MLS Cup final and the Women's World Cup 2019 draw. Congratulations to Atlanta or as they like to be called, MLS 3.0, and even more congratulations to Ada Hegerberg, the first female Ballon D'or winner. Female Intended Play has never seen so much love as the FKWs had a professional female footballer in their midst and they got the inside scoop on what it's really like to play professionally in Reykjavik, and for your national team's federation. And as always, you've got subs, if you need 'em.

Josh Guerra, co-founder of The Five United, joins the Wankers to discuss his latest project; a documentary on New York's oldest club, SC Gjoa. Hear Andrea and Steven disagree on whether throwing trash on the field is cute, as well as more hot takes on "Super League" and Der Spiegel's latest soccer leaks. The FKWs and Josh rank their top 3 MLS players, discuss fixtures from the Carabao Cup, MLS playoffs, Premier League as well as the ladies' Champions League round of 16 second leg. Don't forget to check out The Five United, and be sure to send us your thoughts to Fullkitwankerspodcast@gmail.com. As always kids, you've got subs if you need 'em.

International break means heartache for Full Kit Wanker Andrea, as she mourns the lack of club play, but joy for Steven as they both dive into UEFA Nations League, and other International Friendly fixtures of the week. Stay tuned while the FKWs grapple with their half Colombian pride and deep adoration for James Rodriguez' curler all the while discussing what the US Men's National team need to move forward and Wayne Rooney deserving "manager of the year" for what he's done with D.C. United. As always, they gush over the US Women's National Team and their gorgeous attacks and the Wankers weigh in this week on #save the crew and how the crew was saved! Make sure to rate, and subscribe, leave a review and get a shoutout on next week's pod.

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