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1:26:00 – In this Episode: Paunch boys return to the Chiller Theatre Expo in Parsippany, NJ, Hollywood Squares, Three's Company, Dial of Destiny (2023), Priscilla (2023) and Elvis (2022) biopics, Marlon Brando vs Frank Oz during The Score (2001), Frasier reboot with Kelsey Grammer, rewatching Batman, X-Men, and Spider-Man 1990's animated series, bad videos games you got stuck on (NES Dick Tracy, Genesis […]

In this Episode...Paunch boys return to the Chiller Theatre Expo in Parsippany, NJ, Hollywood Squares, Threes Company, Dial of Destiny (2023), Priscilla (2023) and Elvis (2022) biopics, Marlon Brando vs Frank Oz during The Score (2001), Frasier reboot with Kelsey Grammer, rewatching Batman, X-Men, and Spider-Man 1990s animated series, bad videos games you got stuck on (NES Dick Tracy, Genesis X-Men), should the Angry Video Game Nerd stop being angry?, retro game channels (Retro Man Cave, Lazy Game Reviews), copy protection codes from the 80s and 90s, and cracking C64 games, AI-generated classic rock music, the Beatles Get Back (2021) documentary, celebrity deaths (Richard Lewis, Carl Weathers, O.J. Simpson), and the demise of Vince McMahon. 86 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

Our hosts return to the podcave and sit down to watch the worst episode yet (in their opinion), CAT SCRATCH FEVER. Alex and Will discuss Roland Dagget's very flawed plan and this episodes similarities to 101 Dalmatians. They also theorise on how Paunch got his nickname, why Batman likes raw eggs in his protein shake, and Catwoman alleyway smooches. Our hosts also fan-cast Professor Milo in their live action BTAS universe, Will plugs his WhatNot stream that goes live on April 6th, 2024 and Alex plugs a live podcast show in June and all that are interested can fill out a Google form (links below). ⁠⁠⁠⁠BTAS Podcast LIVE SHOW Google Form⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Will's WhatNot Page⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Support the Pod⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow the Pod on Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow the Pod on Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow the Pod on Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Subscribe to Will's Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Visit Will's Comic Book Publishing Website⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Alex everywhere: @ChefAlexRobson Follow Will everywhere: @Robsonink Follow Speech Comics everywhere: @SpeechComics

Jack and Stephen discuss Brushwood and its titular trees, tallow (a by-product of the timber harvesting process) and paunch (a result of enjoying ample meals).

Episode 113
 On today's episode, we talk about major paradigm shifts in gaming history throughout the years! As always, we conclude with what we're playing (Ghostrunner, Paunch, Clustertruck, Kirby and the Forgotten Land, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion). This episode was recorded in April 2022. Royalty free music from BenSound. Questions or comments? Tweet @PodcastGametalk
Or chat us up in Discord - discord.gg/JZCj5Qn Timestamps:
 0:00 - 2D to 3D and Arcade to Console 13:10 - Emergence of VR 19:50 - Introduction of DLC and the Birth of FromSoftware 23:49 - Linear to Open World 33:55 - Emergence of Indies 37:55 - Rise of FPS, Minecraft, MMOs, and Microtransactions 44:56 - PC Games and Storefronts 51:58 - Ghostrunner 56:15 - Paunch 57:50 - Clustertruck 58:54 - Kirby and the Forgotten Land 1:07:27 - The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Do you hear that, in the distance? Is it thunder? Is it Grom the Paunch racing his chariot over the cobbled streets of Nuln? No, it's the explosive conclusion of our two part deep dive into the gunpowder powered section of the Imperial armoury. Join GJ as he takes a look at the rules for gunpowder artillery through the ages - or more accurately - from 3rd to 8th edition. Will this episode be a hit or a mis(fire)? Just give it it a shot (or nine)!

1:12:13 – In this Episode with guest co-host Lanza: Super Bowl Commercials (Larry David, The Sopranos), Curb Your Enthusiasm‘s season 11, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia‘s season 15, Jeff Garlin quits The Goldbergs, No Time to Die (2021) starring Daniel Craig, the fifth Indiana Jones film wraps, Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) starring Paul Rudd, Matrix: Resurrections (2021) starring Keanu Reeves, 8-bit […]

Steve and I are two tiny too whiny babies who never ever catch a break and can't stay as thin as we desire. We admit to crimes in this. Steve drinks again now. I will never have career success, honestly why do we even try to do this Godforsaken program?

Your earbuds will get high and talk about how dope a podcast about them would be when Instagram Jesus arrives at the PYFC in the second coming with Big Lucks, Ol' Blue Eyes, Schwartz and Chumahan, Instagram Jesus will wash away all your social media sins, walk on digital water and heel thicc chicks, he presides over the resurrection of the lost early episodes, he rolls back the rock and we hear the Unholy Trinity of Talk's earliest episodes, the ones that died in the womb, the one's not fit for daylight, examine what went right and what went terribly wrong, you'll choke, you'll puke you'll laugh so hard bubbles will form in your blood, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS SHOW IF YOU HAVE A WEAK SPINE. www.hardluckshow.com/podcastSend your crazy shit to: hluckshow@gmail.com#podcast #IGJesus #thicc #Westside #LosAngelesTRANSCRIPTCould not load audio fileShareCBHLS: Ep.292: Instagram Jesus & Proto-EpisodesSpeakerSpeakerSpeakerSpeakerSpeakerSpeakerSpeakerSpeakerSpeakerOkay, let's do it.good morning and welcome to the hard luck show. And you're certified qualified west side host lucky. That's right. Ladies and gentlemen, you two did to the greatest show on earth. It's the hard luck show coming to you from Santa Monica youth center in Santa Monica, California sitting across from me, my cold stem partner.Oh shit.Oh, I'm in Southern California. I must have superpowers five pounds.ah, sound engineer or blue eyes. John Lewis certified audio innobody move. Nobody move. Nobody get it.he said he want me to join the armyand our show runner Xtrordinair. Mr. Brian Schwartz. Slow gurus.This is a whistle along song.uh, shortslive from Kiev Baba fly from Cuban with Andrew Chimu live from,you got a trip there with Danny from it's all bad. I know, I know we're both fuckingman. Me and Danny got to go to Kevin, visit the mother and visual.okay. Tomorrow,if you're lucky energy rose on the roof, the roof, I will tell you something. There was a weird moment there when I was yelling Ali Baba, and he was looking at me through his dreads with like one gleaming eyes. And it was like, there was a point of madness between us. He was like, looking at me like, is this guy really fucking, this pumped up right now?Yeah. Oh, what's up,right? Yeah. What's up Ali taking care of visuals. Ali's on it. Ali, the calm, his camera, man. This side of the Mississippi, all he's going to have to give a little bit of a training session for he leaves. Oh no, we got other cameras are going to take on the handle that I don't know. But have you ever done meditation Ali?Yeah, like I feel like you're a guy that could really get into like some Zen. It wouldn't be as hard. Right, right. Like, uh, like if you went to a silent retreat, he'd be like, cool. Yeah. Most definitely. I try to meditate every day. What, what, what kind of meditation do you do? What kind of meditation? I do. Uh, you were in a court room, they would already found you guilty.Can you repeat the question? Like that's the, that's the winner? Well, I just like try just to focus on my breathing and try not to think. I try to just like, hear my surroundings, but it's kind of hard. Cause like my mind is like racing. Yeah. That's why I don't talk. I just think right. Really well. Yeah. You see all this stuff, he's doing all the creative stuff he does.I would imagine that his, his, he is probably moving at a lot higher pace. Are you? Yup. I have a older brother, but I don't live with him. Like I grew up with my mom only. Ah, that's why I thought you were only child. Cause you said you grew up with your mom only. Well. My brother's a lot older than me. So it's almost like you're an only child.Yeah. But you're really not only there's. Yeah. Like I never like lived with him. Right. Who did he take you out to throw the ball around and stuff? My imaginary friend. What was his dog? Kitty? I kidding. Sean had an imaginary friend. I did. Pre-launch he still does chores. Listen, chips is my imagine, dude, Shawn, Shawn told me, right.He's like, come dressed up as far till next time he might start crying. You see that? Sean told me he sent a thing out and he's like, I was telling him, what was it? You were telling you son, Kuwait, about your imaginary. Uh, go ahead. Well, I don't, I don't remember this conversation. He said, he's telling his son coined about his imaginary friend and then in quiet, you know, quits five, so quits, like whatever, you know, blah, blah, blah.You know, but then later Shawn's like, I reflected on that and I just thought, man, that just sounds so sad. Do you remember saying that? No, but it does sound sad to be telling your son about a friend that's not actually there. It's got us all sad, sad. I mean, I've watched a lot of like sitcoms and in the sitcoms, the psychiatrists were always trying to tell the little kid, it gets normal to have like an imaginary.Oh, don't even worry about it. I think you only have an imaginary friend out of necessity cause there's nothing really. Yeah. What's your take on that shorts? I don't know. I mean, I think an imaginary friend could just be, you know, somebody's creative, uh, Abilities like showing at a young age and just kinda having that.I dunno. I guess he can be sad. My mom said that I would just blame shit on the imaginary friend. Right. That's like going to have a scapegoat, you know, built in, but to see that kind of makes sense, though, that shows your devious creative nature, but you would do fucked up shit and then you will blame some imaginary.That's not that sad, bro. Right. In fact, I invent this motherfucker to take the heat, right. Like on family circus when they had that little ghost kid named not me. And they just blame that shit on that. Right. So you blamed it on a California highway patrol officer. That's kind of weird shit. Yeah. The cool one we had, I guess.So that's crazy now that I think about it, I don't actually remember it. My mom tells me that, oh, well then maybe. You don't remember having the imaginary friend? No, I don't think I ever had an imaginary friend. I think when I was a kid though, I fucking lied my ass off, bro. I was lying from sun up to sun fucking down, bro.I mean, I remember being in the backyard at our house and all the kids be around. And I remember somehow we started talking about the devil. I don't know. And I was telling stories like, oh yeah, I saw the devil last night, came in my room. I said, devil, what are you doing? I said, get the fuck on out. And the devil left, he wanted to take my soul though.He was asking, I was like, Hmm, I almost signed on the dotted line. And all this shit was made up and other kids were like, really? I'm like, man, would I be lying to you? Yeah, that was what happened. I have a fucking lion bro. That's crazy Schwartz. Did you have an imagination? No. No imaginary friends though.Yeah. I think that's crazy, but I did see paunch all the time as a kid growing up, you did just to see the guy in fucking seafood, broiler and bed bath and beyond. I swear to God, man. I used to run into that motherfucker. Like he was following me, Eric Estrada, Erik Estrada. What was he buying at? Bed bath and beyond like Cole sided pillow.I don't even know, man. Those were back in the, uh, the early bed bath and beyond days, huge chips. Oh, yeah, no, no, no. Yeah. Paunch and baker. Right? Wait a minute. How old are you bro? He's 42. Oh, okay. I thought you were younger than that. Everybody. I know. Everybody thinks he's like fucking 34 or something. Yeah.Okay. Yeah. You're in there. Yeah. No, I, I remember Chip's come on, man. You have an imaginary friend. The only time I have like an imaginary friend is when I've been up too many days on that. Got a lot of friends. I remember long after the, the, the, I was deep in the addiction. The kids were no longer staying with me.The girls were gone. I'd been in my house by myself for a while already tweaking. Yeah. And I would after maybe like, you know, somewhere in that, like four to six day of no sleep, I'd be having conversations in my house with my kids. Wow. And with like maybe jewelry, shall I got to be I'm in conversations.And we would constantly, when they were there in real life, I would have these conversations from room to room. Yo, you need to do that. All right. Get the kids ready. I left the front door open, right of right. I would be doing this hi thinking they were all in the house with me still until I would come to realize snap out and be like, dude, I've been talking for the last two hours and none of them are here.What's alone. What's the realization when you snap out of it. So bomber is like how he said, it's kind of sad. Like I asked him, describe his son. It's that same type of feeling like, damn, I'm 40 something. High math in a home. I'm about to lose tweaking out. I can't stop using this shit. Fuck. And I'm trying to relive this shit.That's the longest. But it's like it's embedded my fucking default goes there. Crazy man, crazy drug. You know, when I was at your head up, man, when I was a kid growing up, I think I might've. I was telling Schwartz about this the other day. I never, I loved the bad dudes. I loved the villains. And when it came to like star wars, I wanted to be Darth Vader and I wanted to beat our Vader over Luke Skywalker.Cause I was like, Luke, Skywalker's a punk. He's got raggedy ass clothes. He's crying all the time. He's like asking for help from everybody, but fucking Darth Vader could fucking just pinch the air and choke your shit from across the room. And I wanted to do that. And then, then like, I'm like thinking about this show and I'm like, maybe this is like part of that weird, like, you know, dark side of me that wants to fucking fuck with people and fucking de LA it's like that Vader shit coming out, like living out that fantasy here on the show, the sadistic one.And dude, I used to want to be a vampire ghost growing up and I didn't want to be no nice vampire. And it wasn't about drinking blood. I mean, I knew that came with it, but I wanted it to be fucking Dracula. That dude was cool, man. He had fucking he's oh, he's wearing a tuxedo. Yeah, fucking medallion and a Cape.And he fucking bitches. Oh. Be like looking at me like, oh my child coming to me and they would just be like, they couldn't stop. He's immortal, immortal. He's strong as fuck. Strong fly, fly. It's a superhero, right? I'm not feel like there's a relationship between Darth Vader and the vampire, like Jakiela and Darth Vader are maybe cut from the same clot.Yeah. They both have capes, you know, he got, uh, we got, we got an imaginary friend. Yeah. We do have an imaginary friend. We got a guy who might have imaginary friends running through his brain right about now. Right, right. Before the, uh, world war three eroded, uh, exploded. We were trying to do a show on Antonio brown.Yeah, we were. Can we, can we introduce our imaginary friend? Oh man. Right. All right. All right. I forgot about that. My bad. All right. So what's the right intro song for, Hey, Zeus. Jesus walks. He's got a Tupac poster in the background. I know. No, I like where a Schwartz was going here. Where are you going? He's going here.Jesus walks. Okay.Hold on. Let me fix it. We'll edit this. No, definitely getting a copyright fucking thing for this Harleyladies and gentlemen known internationally as Instagram. Jesus saving all digital soul one at a time. A man who needs no introduction. A man who is the second coming of the metaverse. Oh boy. Hey Zeus. Jesus Instagram. Welcome to the show. Yeah, you got nice teeth, bro. How come your ketones man? He's got fucking nice fucking teeth partner.I wish I had them. I can't see from here because Shawn's blocking. I wish I grew up looks at what's going on there. How much man? What's up. Hurry up and get, get home from work. What was the w w you were hurrying up to get on the show? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because I didn't want to do it in the car. Why not?Because I didn't, I probably would have a best signal. Like I did last time when I was, was on it. So what kind of remind everybody? What kind of work do you do on a day job? Uh, merchandise. And in what way? I, I worked for Coca-Cola, so I merchandise all this stuff and throw it on the shelf. So I give the gloats like today I had 600 cases at Walmart and then two other stores, when nothing, the other stores, I just had a much nice, like, like just work, the stuff that was in the back.Right. So you show up at Walmart now, what time would you show up? All right. I gotta be there at five in the morning, so I leave my house. I'll work in the valley. So it takes about 30 minutes to get. 30 40 minutes actually. And, uh, so I gotta be there at five so I can get it by like 3, 3 45 in the morning.Yeah. And then when you're there and so what you're arranging the Coca-Cola and everything on the shelves. Yeah. So I put all this stuff on the shelves. Did you have to go pick it up and drive it over? No. So, so we have three different periods. So we have salesmen that go into the store and, uh, bring in, uh, see what we need.And then we got truck drivers. So the truck driver brings me, this brings me this stuff and he drops it off and I work in kind of creatures. Do you see walking around Walmart inside of like 4 35 in the morning, all ties it all types of creatures. Right? Go ahead. Obviously people stealing shit all the time in front of me.I to watch it. Yeah. Like, what do they do? They just take the stuff and put it down their pants. Yeah. Well they down their pants down in their, in their, in their, uh, in their, uh, persons, whoever, you know, if it's a woman uppers guys down their pants or self scan, you know what I mean? The self scan sheet.Right? Yeah. And they'll, they'll get expensive shit. And then I'm at Walmart. Yeah. Walmart. Yeah. So then they track that they, the people think they're not watching them. You know how they're watching it to that little phone scene if you're scanning everything. Yeah. So they catch them and they're like, oh no, I didn't.I didn't, you know, I scanned it. I know I scanned it. And then they be like, uh, they'll buy the food. Right. They'll try to buy the food and then sneak in like DVDs or whatever. And they, and then they, I saw one guy the other day was telling, saying all I. I switched my wallet and I put a different card. I know this card had money, but I forgot my other wallet.I did it last night and he just kept, you know, just making the blazers as the, as he went. What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen. Anyone steal, like, yeah. Like, was there a big thing? Like someone tried to steal like a toilet seat? No, but I seen, I seen fools, uh, jump on a bicycle. You know how they have there's so bicycles there, right?The shit. Yeah. Right out the front door.I seen that as new, full, still TVs and they can't do nothing. They can't, they can't do nothing to them. What is. Yeah, cause they don't want to get sued. I used to steal shit from Walmart. Did you want to ask you? When I, when I lived in Odessa, Texas, man, I used to walk in, they had one of those super Walmarts, like it was fucking gigantic and I would walk in one side and I would grab, they had Marlboro 20 fives.They had 25 cigarettes in a pack and I would grab to walk out the other door. It was crazy, man. I also stole a lot of gas out there. Right. Because they just, you know, unlike out here where they stopped turning on the pumps before you pay all the pumps are active. I used to work at Walmart. Yup. I used to work at Walmart and my undergrad stocking shelves, homie stocking shelves with a box cutter on my hip.Working. And I was like 18, right? Like I said, I'm going to get myself a real job, you know? And I walked in, I went through the interview process and it was crazy. Cause it was Walmart. But like they put me through some fucking, there was like a three-level interview. I'm like, isn't this the government. I was like, this is Walmart, right?Like what are you doing? I'm in college. That should just be the United States. They're like, Hey. And they had like a questionnaire that you had to bubble it in to see if you had the right psychological makeup to work at Walmart. Right. And w at one point and listen, this is true stuff. Make a logical makeup to work.Your Walmart. Can't be too smart to be in there. I listened to it. So I was bubbling it all in. Right. And it was this one class I'll never forget. As long as all that. There's a question that says getting ahead and success depends on who, you know, strongly agreed that dah, dah, dah, dah. Right. So I bubble in strongly agree.Cause I'm like, yeah, that makes sense. So the fucking manager who is like one of these guys with like a tie and a shirt, right? It's a short sleeve shirt. The one that you did when you buy the shirt, the tie comes with it. It's they get all a match. And he sits me down with his little cup of coffee in the McDonald section of the fucking Walmart, the fucking hammer.Uh, he had some questions. Yeah. We ain't going to let just anybody come in here. So we goes down and I'm passing it all. Then he gets to that question. Right. And he goes, what do you mean that your success depends on who, you know, do you believe in nepotism or favoritism? And I looked at him and I was like, no, man, because.Who you know, is in your network. And there's lots of different opportunities that can happen if you utilize and face the people that you know, and use them the right way. And he was like, he like stroked his mustache. He's like good ads. And I was there and I was stocking dude. And I'll tell you, there was a hot chick up in there, bro.I won't say her name, but man, she was hot. Fucking Venezuelan is Wayland. And I was in there bro, spending my pay, check on McDonald's food and trying to hit that. Um, but anyway, yeah, so I worked at Walmart, man. I'm proud to say it. Biggest parking lot I've ever seen. Um, Hey Zeus, uh, do you get, do you drink soda?No. No. I'll drink energy drinks. You do, but that's not six. Like you do. Hey, he's off. I'm off. I'm on like two. Oh, yeah, that's the guy you're off for this stop. Well, I just want to start again, Mr. And Mrs. Earbuds, I think you guys need to know that, Hey, Zeus works a regular job. He does his thing, and then he puts extra for the show for the hard luck show.He crafts every post you see on Instagram, that is the work and delicacy and forthrightness and the golden touch of Instagram. Jesus, right? Yeah. That would be something because it could say, oh, but you know, he's single guys working two jobs. No, he's got family. So on top of all that first and foremost, he's a husband and a father.Right? Get that. You guys, this guy's doing more before 10:00 AM, then most of you guys will get done in a full year. That's a hundred percent correct. And not only that, he's the, uh, unofficial sheriff of the hard luck show. Yes, sir. Right? Anybody's fucking biting. Anyone's fucking doing this, that and the other thing.Oh, Hey, Zeus is right on him, bro. He's like, you know what? I see a biter he's over there. You guys ought to take a look at that, right? Hey Seuss. Where does that come from? Oh, just pay attention. I know I, you my, no, no. I was just, I was just still listening to what you're saying. I'm not just pay attention to see who's talking shit.So I'm like, fuck. These fools asked if I started talking shit and I asked you guys me get. Right, right. My name is going to fuck with you. Yeah. We don't even play that arguing shit. Right? All your she'll get deleted and blocked. Right. I don't even allow somebody to say something halfway funky that could be perceived as something and your ass is done.So watch what you say. One nice comments only. Right? So, Hey Zeus, tell us about your process and be honest, dude. Don't I know you're loyal to the show and we love that about you, but you're already in the inner sanctum. So you can be you brother, but there's like, you got to make a post three times a week, right?Is it, is it difficult? What happens? What's your process? Um, it started getting a little easier now that I'm starting. I, when I watched videos, I tried to watch videos not to see work. It helps. To make them look a little better. Right? You hear that? People he'll go and he'll watch videos. Did you fucking see?I'm just saying all right. All right. That's good. And then, Hey Zeus, do you ever know? Because sometimes I know we run through our day and it's like a Tuesday and something's got to drop on a Wednesday and it's like, Tuesday, 8:00 PM. You got to get up early and we haven't hit you with either the show copy or the pictures.Do you ever think like, man motherfucker, I gotta go to sleep, like hurry up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Sometimes I do trauma. Yeah, my . I need to get the shit done. So I got to get up early. He's like where the fuck's lucky I'll come in and prove this thing. Right? There's a whole process. And by the way, we moved it into slack in a sauna.I'm gonna tell you what a standout guy. Hey, Zeus's right. We put it all in there and I'm like, Hey Zeus, we're going to throw the show copy in there when it dah, dah, dah. And then he's off his big Lux on slack yet. And I'm like, well, Schwartz is going to put them on there. And then Hayes was just like, listen until a big Lux is in slack.I'm still gonna put it on the tech so he can see it. I was like, all right, bet. Right. Yeah. Hey, so what does your wife think about your participation in the show? Is she for it? Did she like, dude, you, you know, what the fuck are you doing now? She likes it. She thinks it's cool. Does she listen to the show? I, every once in a while, not too, not too often.Not like, like I do, I listen to every episode. Right. How did that, w what is it about the show that got you hooked into it so much? Um, all the, cause the first thing I heard was I heard a step on Oreos name and that's what the very first episode, and that's what got me hooked onto it. Right. But then why didn't you run away?Like, why didn't you like listen to three more episodes and be like, I'm getting the fuck out. No, cause it was dope. I liked what you guys were doing. And then it started getting a lucky story. And then, uh, when you guys started and then went left, key showed up that food, that food. That was funny. Yeah. Do you have a theory on, on where Lipkey is or what's going on?Uh, going through a midlife crisis, I've tried to hit him up and he ignoring me. He must be still angry that wouldn't make a Instagram post. Hey, you see, you see everything panned out though. Yeah. You said you didn't need to make that post. That's telling them to slow the fuck down. See that's how cool Hey Zeus is, is he's like, listen, I got to make sure that, you know, the show is part of this and dah, dah, dah, dah.Right. And that was good. Um, and you know, and maybe you can talk to Sean. There's a hidden episode. Uh, ghost episode, there's an actual ghost episode Schwartz. Is there really? Yeah, there is. There was an episode where, um, Hey, zoos talks about certain things and we go into real things and look at Shawn's look, Sean, please.Why are you looking at me? So intensely, wonder what you're gonna say you are, aren't you the motherfucker. And the thing is, is, uh, it was so over the top, what went on that actually Sean told me like, For future generations. And we might not want to put that out. Do you remember that? No. Why do you never remember it?You don't remember? Do you remember that Hayes? Who's told us that his sister-in-law oh yeah. Yeah. Steve is out. Remember he has a five-year-old son named Kuwait. Ooh. Remember that? No, but he remembers the imaginary friend, but you tell me what it needs to be reminded. He's married. He has a son. You telling me what the show is about.And then I remember it. You remember that? And what was your counsel to us? Your counsel? Oh, blue eyes. Uh, yeah, it was insensitive. Yeah. Listen, we have a show that's out there in the ether and like, Hey, this is like, Hey man, I was on the show. We had a show where the fuck is that show. And I'm like, I don't know.Hey juice. Did you think that what we talked about was insensitive or what did you think. Maybe a little, but, uh, just cause, cause I, I mean, I, I liked him, so I don't try to, like, I'm not trying to like doggy dinner or, you know, I'm not trying to talk shit on there. Oh, blue eyes or the no, no, no, no, my sister-in-law right.No. And not to think that, um, that I have no anything because I'm not like that. I like them. They're cool people, you know? And then I don't care that what she did, you know? Right. It's the same person to me. That's right. Oh yeah. It is. No one knows what you're talking about and I can't even tell if it's better, we leave it like that.Is it? Yep. Okay. Well, we got the, the word on high. It's better to leave it like that. Is there any time? Um, so you listened to the early shows. Have we changed that all on the show hinges? Have you changed. I remember the night. Let me just say this real quick. Before you say that, I didn't want to say I'm looking at it right now.I remember the night that I was sitting in a parking lot in Santa Monica and I had called him back to talk about him. And this is before I told you I got, I think I have a guy that can help us with the posts. And we went back and forth with like left a messages. And so finally I was going to have a phone call with, Hey, Seuss to ask him, this is what I need.Are you even down to do something like this, right? Yeah. And can you move that thing so I can see, Hey Suzy. Thanks. Pardon? Um, so a sous love fucking eyes in the backup liquor store right across from California chicken. Wilsher Santa Monica, but that little liquor store. Hey bro, I got you on your, like, you were like.Oh, oh, I asked her, I said, I thought he was going to be like, what the fuck? But he's like, what really, really? Oh yeah. I'd be honored. Oh shit. Yeah. I want to do that, you know, and I asked him and I remember getting off the phone and telling you, man, I really think, you know, this guy, he might not know all the technical stuff yet, but he's really like, I think he's devoted.And he, and he cares about the show. And man, that was already, how long ago was that? Two years now. Two years. Yes. I think in the summer, this coming summer, it will be two years. A year and a half ago. Yeah. He came down when we had the show in the other office, when we left, he came through. You think about how long ago.Yes. Yeah. I saw those videos of him getting his book signed. Right. That thing might've gone up in value since left. He hit his midlife crisis.Um, so what w okay, so about how did you find out about Hayes's Steve? Hey, Susan was following in it and he commented on the show and he was like doing little reposts of our show with little, like, uh, Motion graphics and stuff like that. You can repost our show up with all sorts of cool shit. And I was like, damn, if he could do this for our posts or anything close to it, be great.Right. Hey, are you trying out, like, did you kind of know in the back of your mind that if you threw out some artsy fartsy shit that we might pick it up? No, I just thought I, I just liked the show and I thought it was dope. So I just did it cause I liked to show so other people here, even if they, it's not like I have a big following, you know, like I was reposting his reposts of the show.Right. Because there was all sorts of like cool, funny shit. And I'm like, wow, man, this guy really takes time to repost our show. This ain't quick or easy. He does all this different shit. Right. Wonder how he does it. And, and it was kind of showing me that he was, he really liked the show. And so maybe art art is artistic or creative forces flow in his family.Cause your brother's kind of an artist. Right. Yeah, he's a tattoo artist. He's actually, he's actually watching the show. He's just listening to you, right? Is he right? Right here, right on man. He sounded his brother. Make sure you don't say anything wrong. Yeah. I told him how to mute himself where he's going to have people find that tattoo.Your tattoo brother. How you find him on, um, Hey, I'm here yourself. Oh, unmute yourself. Hey, how did they find your tattoo brother on Instagram? Yeah, but like what is this? Okay. Can you go see her? Yeah. Espinosa. Hey, Hey, self-made tattoos. Self-made tattoos. Hey Augie. Uh, do you have any, uh, since you're an artist, are you the older brother or the younger.Okay. From a young man's perspective to this old dog, that's holding up the phone right now. Do you have any, uh, critiques or thoughts to give Hey Zeus, uh, regarding the post. Hey guys, we need to do a spot about family sounds. Family sounds. Family sounds. Yeah, man, they got a whole hookup hace one, as it works.It's drug. Let me tell you they can do an hour long podcast about your memories, your history, your family. No way. Yeah. Yes. Way family sounds team. They have not only do they assemble a guys that have extensive experience in recording podcasts and editing them, right? Like seal team six, but for podcasts, but they also will use your family's voices to learn more about family sense.Please visit www family-sounds.com backslash your unique code,big loss. And man, you want to find out more about family sounds, visit www dot fam. Dash sound's dot com backslash lucky 17. That's our unique code. That's our unique code. That's our unique code there. You got, we are unique code family. Sounds your memories in a podcast. No, uh, he usually will show me a little preview and that sums up everything.I think he's doing great from my cell phone to now doing it on the iPad. You can see the difference and stuff. He's making you guys look good. Yeah, that's right. Straight right on. Um, so Hey Zeus, how have you seen the show developed over the time that you've been listening? Um, however, um, well, yeah, from a perspective from you, we want to hear kind of from somebody who's not here in the recordings every week, right?Your perspective, because you're still in this yet you sit a different place in a different state, in a different state. How, how has it changed or what's happening with the show and what are some things you can share with us? Some insights you've had over the last year now? I think, I think it's gotten even better than what it was like.It was always good. You know, that's why I was hooked on to it, but I just think, I think you guys been doing a lot more like dope. The only thing I wish I was, I wish there were a little longer that's it. But yeah. Do you do, does anyone in your family has listened to the show and they don't like it?They're like, fuck that show. No, cause it's just me. It was just me and my brother to listen. And then the family cause my parents, you know, they, they don't, they don't listen to podcasts, but your wife, does she ever say those guys are sexist? No. She, she likes actually listening to you when you do your lawyer.Really like, yeah. She likes listening to you talk, uh, talking to your lawyer stuff. I remember I'll remember that one episode. When you guys did you guys, there was an opening, I think, uh, we shop and you called out that security and security guy. Remember that guy? I do. Yeah. Sean was there and then you were talking shit to him.Cause he thought he knew at all. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. She, she likes to hear your opinions on shit like that at Schwartz. Does your wife, when she listens to the show and I know she likes some of it and I know she probably doesn't. Is there anything that she doesn't like, she's not feeling, I dunno.Yeah. Any, any, any wrong word, man. I got a, I hear about it, but she said she's a listener. Um, I don't know, man, I gotta be honest with you. I kinda tune it out because I just don't want to, I just don't want to hear it, man. I do that. I do that sometimes with my wife. Like sometimes I know my wife is going to say certain things, right.And I know I can't fight it. So I'll be like, I'll just sit there and I'll be practicing like an inner peace. I'll be like, I just won't engage. Okay. You know what? This is just a natural force, like a waterfall. It's just a bubbling Brook and I'll just stand there and just be like, huh? Yeah, yeah. You're right.Yeah. I get women that there's women that probably isn't show that hate my guts. They know exactly where I stand. I texted in. One of them did and say gave you a, uh, who was that? I mean, I can't say who it was, but I recall somebody and you were like, oh mother fucking cry, baby. But I used to go out. CRO really somebody called you or she sent you a text call and texting, bothering me, crying, Jesus, immediates crying all the time.I get a call every fucking couple of years from this idiot lying about their life. Anyways. Hopefully I never hear from this human being again. But yeah, I'm saying that because some, some of those women out there know exactly where I stand. Go ahead. Blue eyes, blue eyes. Has your wife ever, never listened to the show?Not one episode ever. She knows where you're at on Saturday, right? She does believe that there is a podcast, right? He knows this. There was a podcast. As a matter of fact, when we were at Christmas, my, uh, father John Ritter, Scott Scott was like, oh, you know, they talk about you on the show sometimes to do.And she's talking about me on the show. It's just the regular stuff like that. She doesn't listen to the show. I would prefer my wife not listen to the show. I mean, she listened to this better. That's great. That's great. I wouldn't want my wife listening, speak, speaking your show. My wife listens to the show and sometimes I get a thumbs up and sometimes we get a thumbs up the asshole.Right. But I just take it. I'm like whatever. And you know what she got on there. And um, what were we just talking about? Where she listened to the, oh, she was the one though. She listens to the show and she gives a lot of suggestions. Right? She's the one that says, Hey, your wife was on the show. What show?Oh, oh, it's funny. You asked that. What do you mean? Listen, yesterday two days ago, my wife and I did a podcast today. We were asked by this company called what's up prenup. Now look at Schwartz. That's dope. Listen, Schwartz. You see what just happened there? And I'm not doing this to make fun of you at all.Right. Much respect, but why is that funny? Hayes's why? Why is it funny? Cause he was giving. Yeah, I'm always giving a shit this time. I'm not giving him shit, but this time, but short. Yeah. So you see how Sean and I had a conversation off the air, right? Yeah. And we talked about a podcast and then you said your wife was just on a thing and I picked up, oh, okay.He's throwing to me that we should probably talk about, I wasn't actually I was actually talking about your wife was on this potluck. Yeah. Oh, to set up the prodo episode right now, misread. No I did. But you were signaling something wrong. Listen, I'm going to it. Now you were on this. You want to talk about the podcast listeners don't know is that there's all sorts of signaling preempted strikes.Like there's all these different dynamics and skin NAMIC static going on in this room that are invisible to the naked eye. If you listen, though, you can hear the tones chain up and down like a dog. Can, you can direct them without saying anything right now. Now, listen, everybody. I'm not to single anybody out it like a normal laugh, but it was, oh, no, it wasn't.But the thing is, and I'm not gonna signal this out to anybody, but let's, let's just let. I read something off a Sean, it wasn't correct, but I read it just the same, but I was running with it right. To drive the show, some fucking energy that's right. Put some goddamn energy in the show. All right. And when it turns out that I'm wrong, right?I threw it back to Sean. I had no guarantee. He fucking, he, he wasn't trying to, but he told me, Nope, you're wrong. I was talking about this. Now we got two topics set up that we can go to. That's how to fucking conversations work, especially microphone magic. Well, that's how you make it sound real because it is real.And two is, that's how you keep the energy and the material going. So I'm going to put it to you. Oh, blue eyes. Who, which one do you want to do? Don't ask me, decide. Do you want to go prodo? I want you to talk about the podcast first and then we'll go into the, my, my part. Okay. See that. So pretty quick. Go ahead.What happened to murder machine part two, we never did it. We never fucking did it. We did. No. I was listening to it the other day and I was like, I'm wondering what happened to Tam. All right. All right. So for the dynamics in the room, when Steve looks over at Schwartz and then nods his head like that, that means, okay.That's when we got put on the list, right? Thank you. Did I read that right? Yes, sir. So my wife and I got pulled on a podcast. Okay. So it's called hello prenup, which is an international company that does like, not international national, what they do. They write, they help people write prenups for people that are about to get married.Okay. Right. That was a, that was an old blue eyes. You guys do prenups. Yeah, we do. We, in fact, no, you were asking if they did a prenup, right. If you do a prenup who? My wife and I. No, we did not ask him. Was that what you were asking? So why would they come to you guys to do for prenups though? Because we're right, right.Well, we're attorneys. When we do specialize in that we do a lot of family law. We do a lot of probate stuff. So sometimes companies come to us to review the contracts, to give the sign off. Okay. Hello. Hello, prenup. In fact, when I was on shark tank, this company blew up and we're one of the people that helps them evaluate certain contracts, right?They have as part of their marketing platform, a podcast called hello prenup, right? My wife is part of whatever, networking, bullshit. I don't know what it is, but in somehow they came into contact through that too. And the lady that runs a podcast asked us to be on the podcast got Thursday. Gotcha. So fan fucking tastic fan fucking tastic because this company.It's giving counseling to people who are about to get married. Right? And here we are two attorneys already married with a kid we're in business together. Like everything you're not supposed to do, we're doing right. And we don't have a prenup. And then also we would walk in to talking about probate and trust and all of the other stuff.And because of this show, because of the hard luck, and by the way, I told them about the hard luck show on that podcast, that host was so stoked because she had to do very little work, very little work in order to get the conversation in the whatever's out. Right. So my wife and I were able to do stuff.In fact, my wife has certified yoga. Yogi. I don't know why every woman in California becomes a certified yoga. Shaun you're nodding your head. Why? Because my wife's a yoga too. Right. They all want to be a fucking certified Yogi. Right. And then, you know, I asked her what's the w w what does, what's the connection between yoga.And litigation. And my wife, uh, was not prepared for that conference. That question was, although she'd been married to me for a long time, and I said, and she said, you have to breathe. And then we took it off from there and was fucking great. But the point of the matter is, is because of this show, we're on 2 63, the lady that gets paid for corporate podcast, it blew her mind that we have 263 or 65 episodes in the short amount of time that we do she's paid and she's in a corporate gig and they're only dropping one a week.And part of that has to do with opening up the flood gates and allowing the material to come through and, uh, not to be too precious about every single moment, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And that's the story of that podcast now? Oh, blue eyes to you. Right. And so that, wasn't your wife's first podcast rights.She was on the hard luck show. Right. And if you haven't heard. We've been talking about the protal episodes mixed tape for the last couple of weeks, at least. Um, so I want to play your wife's first appearance. I do. I have a clip of it. Am I going to get in trouble? Who knows? So let me set it up, set it up.This guy is so smart. He pulls this shit out after I make this big statement about being unguarded and open. Now I have to live by that. Yeah. Let me set this up. Okay. We're doing a show. This is way early. So what number? Oh, what the fuck. This is no, this isn't even a number. This is before one. This is the prodo episodes, man.This is the shit that we recorded before we released anything. Why were we doing that? We're trying to gather him mentor. We got together and we started to record and like a bunch of this shit we never released. Wow. So you get to hear it. All right. So let me just. Alright, we're recording shows and in wa at his law office in Costa Mesa, right?The first office and in walks this girl, and she's a intern, right? No, she's not even an answer. She's going to interview to be an intern. It was her day of the interview. It was their day of the interview. So she walks in and there's a bunch of dudes recording, fucking, and he's like, Hey, do you mind sitting down and recording?Not just any dudes. Right? I mean, it's Rick, Steve. It's like all of that. Like what? This does not look anything like a law firm Diablo or somebody else was there. Right. Right. Let me play this clip. He was there. Did you? Oh yeah, please.But how are you with stress? I'm very good with stress. It just pushes me to be very aggressive. And my awesome. How did you become good at stress? Like, did you have stressful issues or like, so, um, so I played softball for a very, very, very long time. What position I was center field. And I played when I was like in middle school and then I started to travel ball and that's what I committed my life to travel ball.What the hell is travel ball like they're dedicated to the sport. So the voice you're hearing in the background is ed bueno. Oh, Matt side. K by the way, mats on the outs with ed bueno, fucked up mother fucker. Every day, I'm going to practice every Saturday and Sunday. I miss prom. I miss softball. Yeah. Hold leash.That's king sale, dude. That was right around the time that kink sat. Listen, I almost said I don't give a fuck. King Sam and made the mistake. He didn't even know Steve and king salmon towards, he was like, Hey, Hey, it seems like, Hey motherfucker. Really? Yeah. That's a true story. He's like telling me fucking.Dude. I'd never seen a scared salmon. So scared of that dude, he was like, huh? I didn't say nothing, sir. He really did. Is your dad really into softball?enough about your softball? Let's talk about your dad. Was your dad really into sticks and both. Did he own the woods? Dad? Are they in the south? Is your dad a catcher or a pitcher? No, I just, I was, I was thinking that her dad was one of those obsessive like softball fans. Your dad liked her brush off home.Anyway, because you do that. Your dad got into third base. Oh, hold on a second. Here comes the partner. Oh, look at her face. She look at, she's not looking at all the monitors a smile. I see the smile. Hi Lily. Yes. Look at that face shy. Can you describe that face for me?She just, we did the interview. Are you going to do you don't have to get on mic. Are you going to get on the micro now? No. Okay. Lily, Lily, Lily. Thank you. Thank you, Lily hours and the case. Oh, my God. I'm dead, dude. I was lazy,dude. I'm dad. I gotta go. She was going to kill me. I have a young lady in here. It's not that she hates it when I'm, when I'm what she doesn't want me to give the wrong, like tone to the system. She wants everyone to snap to attention. She thinks this is going to be fun time. Did you see that face, dude?That's the first she was like, I thought I was grounded. I thought we were all going to get in here. Did you hear the, if it was like, yes, she said, ma'am you hear that? Ma'am my wife got a man. Listen, let me tell you. Wow, bro. So, Hey, what happened to the fallout of that? There was none. I talked to her and she said, first of all, you guys got to remember.I, okay. Wait short, has your wife giving you shit yet about not being rich after. A little bit blue eyes, did you watch say shit like, Hey, they don't even pay you money. Right. And so that was, at that time, my wife was like, Hey, like, what is this? That was at the beginning. I mean, now she buys the whole fucking thing.She sees it all, bro. She's behind a thousand percent. But back then, all she knew is she had a fucking jokey as gap to the husband who had all of his cronies around a table, on a microphone and was interviewing chicks. Like, so where's that going? Sunny man look like, uh, any kind of business to me. Right. So that's where that was.So, but the fallout wasn't that, that heavy, I just told her and I kept on it. And now she's a fucking supporter of the highest magnitude high magnitude she is. I mean, Steve, what do you think you're listening to all this? This is the early days. I'm kind of curious to your perspective. I think it's funny. I think we see.Different. I think we've gotten so much better. It's but it's funny. Cause we didn't know what we were doing in the beginning. We were just fucking doing, Hey, I'm Schwartz. You kind of came on when we got into third gear or whatever it is. What did you, what did you think of this prodo episode? Like what observations?Oh, I thought it was, I thought it was fucking hilarious, man. Um, it sounds like old, you know what I mean? Like it sounds you guys are definitely more polished, more cohesive, you know, uh, simpatico, all that shit, but it sounds fresh and new and you know, like, uh, yeah, I mean, you can actually visualize like how dogged out you got like easily, you know, like your wife came in, she didn't say it, but she was like, who is this bitch right here?You know, I don't know what she looked like. I wasn't there, but you could, you could hear that. Sean, you know, what do you, what goes on for you? What observations do you make here in that there was no structure? No, um, I don't know. I think we understand the roles a little bit better and, uh, you know, we get to the point and you know, now we have an intro and that sort of thing, there's a total structure to is, uh, um, yeah, back then, it was just like a free for all.You could hear everybody just talking and chime in and that sort of thing. And then look, I mean, it was so free that a fucking someone came in to interview for a role. I'm sorry. And we just put her on Mike right away. That was where my attitude was at that time was like, fuck it, whatever happens. Let's fucking go.We brought in a homeless guy one time. We did. Do you remember that? That guy was scoping? That guy was sleeping. Underneath the window, right. Of my office. Yeah. And we brought that dude in, gave him some water. All right. You know, that's a lot, I think for pot. Well, Hey, Zeus, what do you think about that?You've been with, you've been with it since Esteban Oriel. So this is pre Esteban. What are your thoughts on what we just listened to? What we just listened to? Yeah. It sounded all that kind of sounded like, whoa. Like nobody really knew what they were doing. I guess it meant that now you guys are, everything is more clear and like yeah.More organized, you know what I mean? But even, but even the first episodes were good though. At least I think they were for the Stefan and everything I did too. I think they sounded good. Yeah. I think they always sounded good bite. I think, I just think they sounded a little more clear nowadays. Before, you know, I I'm going to say this.I was listening to that and I was listening to just how fresh and almost instantaneous the reactions were. Do you know what I mean? Like it wasn't canned and I can I personally, and maybe I'm nuts, but I can hear in there, like the definite personalities and also the emotional ism in the room. I think that's what separates like a run of the mill podcast from one that's more engaging is that you're getting an actual sensitive feeling or the attitude, or like the emotional, like temperature of the room.You're getting a sense of that. That's what I got from that. The other piece I got from that was like, wow, that was a lot of kinks. It was, yeah, he was like, there's more. Is there play another one playing another one. You want me to play a king salmon clip or, or a lucky Steve, whatever you want. Hey, juice.You want to hear a Prado episode with lap? Big lap. Yeah, lip. All right, let's go. And oh, blue eyes. All right. Lucky. My cousin is the best and loves corn hole. Ooh, nah, that ain't good.That ain't good.That ain't good. Confusion. Confusion. Hey, your cousin, your cousin's, uh, nails matched the matched the, um, Starbucks cup the other day. That's true. That's true. All right, go ahead. Let her out. Ooh, not good. Did you hear that? You know what they're saying? They say, if you flip your flop telling you the cornhole in bro, that means something all different from where I came from.Right? I mean, we just got done talking about being in Plaza.like, you play, you play like there's a dozens and then there's the cornhole. You play that corner shit up in the pan. Something's happening, man. Okay. Well, why don't you just straight up asking for, let's see. What do you think? Hormone corn hole. All right. All right. Seeing that I'm a little bit advanced now than mature.I know that it might not be the same thing they come on. Don't listen. We're not looking for, you know, Senator we're looking for the truth. Is that a sport? Let's say don't do that. What is cornhole and mean to you? Of course, for real, don't bullshit. It's a, something on the backside. What does that mean?That's the regular,that's direct though. Something on the back side. What does that mean? That's the rectum now? Steve, what are you thinking? I, he thought the same thing I thought when I heard the corner, I said, I thought, I mean, I think everyone pouring shit.Uh, what do you got? Anything else I've been there? I do. I got one more. This is, this is, uh, just to set the stage. This is a w at one point we were going to do, Matt was going to come in every week. Oh, a show air mail, air mail with ed bueno, bueno, bueno, every day. Wayno all day. It was a whole podcast, a whole podcast.There's gotta be some right. And in fact, my cousin claims to be the most interviewed cornhole bagger. Oh, that's what he was talking about with interviews, dude. He's got like 11. I know. I remember him saying that that's funny. And so we were trying to, and Steve really kind of wasn't feeling it. Like we were like, Hey, we could do like a podcast channel underneath it all.And it was my cousin. And then, you know, this guy's really passionate. And so we were like, let's just give it a trial. And then we, so we were trying to make him his own theme music and that sort of thing. And by then Steve was asleep on the other room. He'd given up on this whole bullshit. Cause we board him out of this.We Boyd that dude. Right. So we coached him on how to do a, there was a coaching. Right. But you know, Matt couldn't commit to it. He had like prior, well, he was going tolike that guy, come on, does the funniest thing I've ever, let me, let me play. Even partners, all that boy anymore. Right? Well that's because he built like a dragon. Uh, sales booth and Eduardo walked by it and didn't acknowledge all the hard work in making the dragon, but he had put in pictures of dragons and rugs and he had gold, fake gold coins and goblins and goblets.He was, he was like, come into my dungeon lamb by some dragon bag,like the comic book world, bro. Like, listen, if it, you know what they say, if you flip your flat pictures of the booth, I do. Oh, I want it. Oh dude. He went out. He, he had to finance that. All right. Let me putMatt matches. Get, look at matches. Gave Wayne on the look like, look, motherfucker. I got this follow my lead. Right. Matt just gave him the look like I know what's up. Follow my lead motherfucker. Are you ready? Look at his face. I wish people could. We gotta get cameras to get cameras in here. Matt, are you ready?I'm ready. I was born. Ready. Are you scared? Fuck. Yeah. Why? Don't be scared to model a little fear. Not around the fear. Oh, edgy, easy going on the edge. Hey, here we go. Listen. All your dreams are about to come shoot. You do this right. You guys will be swimming in beer and weed and cornhole bags. All right.Are you guys on this or what? Ready? All right. And we're not running some fucking loose lips ship around here. Some serious shit. Your big pumpkin. That fucker. Come on. All right, here we go. Everyone. Calm the fuck down and let's get this. Ready andstop. Stop. Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop stuff, Matt. The look on your face was crazy. Did you want me to come in? I wasn't sure. Let me know. I know. I don't know when I'm coming in. So it's your call. Okay. My call. Okay. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Okay. Listen for everything. You never done this before.You were going to say very nipples. You ain't gotta, you got, where do we go from there? Oh, we go way into him trying to do the intro and he does like an okay job. And then we coach him some more and then he does it again. Yeah. I mean, I could, I don't have the whole episode, like pull it up right now. I feel like we should at least hear his first taco or something.Do you know? He was like, from here I come. Oh no. Okay. The first one, remember he does it in that like radio voiceno, no, no, no, no. He was like, Hey, good, everybody get out there. You need to have to do. And we get to fucking do some limping and debit and ripping. Here we go. summer. We're coming with that first I'm here. Steam with the first cut is be ready. Take it away digitally. That's true. Do we have those? We do. Can we play one?Why? Because if you want to hear it, you don't have to tell. Let's tell let's turn it. Let's try it. Okay. Hey, Zeus. What do you think? What do you think that'd be cousin Jeff? Yes.I don't know, but yeah. I always feel like he just bushes, like Eli's a lot period. Right? Well, shit. You heard it here first. That's probably like the hardest thing against anybody I've ever heard. Hey, Zhou say anything, right? The guys kind thing about everybody was never met a man. He didn't like right. And then he's just like, man, I don't know about that guy.What was the show? Who Frodo episode? Yeah, this show what my name? No. Let me tell you my name. Prato episodes early days. Hey, thank you. I assume. And it was also thanks as juice. Instagram, G. Coming to old Walmart near you. Hey, Hey, Zeus. Uh, what's the name of your, your brother's, uh, Instagram handle? Uh, Augie Espinosa at self-made tattoos.All right. And, uh, how else can people get in touch with you if they want to do anything with the show or do whatever with me? Because my Instagram, but I ain't fucking with nobody else.we're going to make you famous partner. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck everybody. All right. Good. Hey, thank you as sous. And uh, we give them a shout out to everybody. We're going to be doing our drawing. Yep. Next up sir. Uh, listen, listen to hard luck show. Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays. Go by the art of war audio. And, uh, yeah, www har R supermax hardware.com.Go check us out, make a purchase and what you guys shot. Uh, hard luck show.com hard luck show.com hard luck show.com and a crime mix tape proto episodes coming soon. So that's what we just listened to what we just listened to your four. Oh, way more. And there's, I mean, we're talking lots of episodes to mine.It's like eight episodes or something. Yeah, it's crazy. And there's bits and pieces and all this other shit. It's crazy. You listened to some ass. Wow. And then on top of that art of war it's out, it's already out or go get it. You got, did you get. Yeah. I've been listening to it. Um, I'm barely on, on chapter six, but that shit, that shit dope.Yeah, man, my brother has been listening to, what is your brother say? He likes it. You want him? He's right here. Yeah. Let's get your brother out here. We want a real review if you don't get on full. Yeah. They kept me up pretty much on that. I listened to ittwo nights in a row. I finished it. So I started again second. Yeah. From your perspective, what makes it so good, man? Um, not understanding the, the writing, but then you guys make it all make sense right after it's said, you know what I mean? Like.Right, right. Some of the writings. Yeah. Well, that's great to hear that. That's a big reason why we do it. Bigger reason. Best review we got yet. Yeah. I, I don't, I mean, I got to tell you, uh, crying, his eyes got all welled up with tears when he heard that. And you know why? I don't tell you why man, because you know, we don't know what he's going to say.Right. We, we believe in the product. So we're like, I'm sure he's going to like it, but what's he going to say? But then what he actually said to us was that it helped him understand that thing. And that's a form of teaching or education and that's a real service to somebody. I mean, it's service to mankind.That's what we're going to be a lot more than that, bro. We're going to be doing a lot more than that. So I believe in. Yeah, that's what I like about it too. Cause you guys break down all the H word. I like it. And I like how you guys have that little, uh, the drums and the music behind when you guys are talking about, I think, I think every one of our episodes, if you were to listen to every single episodes are without fail, there is, uh, some stuff to pick up and learn.I know that because I know that we share that in each of our, each of our episodes, there's something to be learned. This last episode, I learned something and like we do about adios, Amigos.Oh, boy, he shit on himself.And now a best fiends affirmation. Your husband brags that he recorded 200,000 steps in the last month, but you're at level 3,832 on best fee. Who deserves that bragging rights now with over 7,000 brain boosting challenging levels, bragging never felt so easy. 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Come join us once again as we look at cartoons that call back to other episodes we've done! We'll watch the Gummi Bears try to steal the top secret Paunch taffy formula, and try to get Igthorn back on the throne when a little ogre ousts him from Drekmore via everyone's favorite method of ousting people from Drekmore: catapult! Then we'll endure Donkey Kong Country, and see how much worse everything is without Donkey Kong. That can't be right... Meanwhile, Matsy has invented a new game to test whether he should watch F is for Family, and Micah is all excited for new Masters of the Universe: Revelation and new JoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Banana Slamma!   Cartoons in this episode: Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears, "Too Many Cooks / Just a Tad Smarter" Donkey Kong Country, "It's a Wonderful Life"

1:03:00 – In this Episode with guest co-host Lanza: Caddyshack II (1989) starring Jackie Mason, celebrity deaths (Richard Donner, Ed Asner, Charlie Watts, Fez Whatley), how AI is used to create video game dialogue, Rob didn't tell Greg he was also at the Rolling Stones concert, was Chad Channing truly Nirvana's drummer?, recent TV series that portray […]

1:05:19 – In this episode: taking horse pills to cure coronavirus, celebrity deaths (Charles Grodin, John Paragon, George Segal, Samuel E. Wright), Clifford (1994) starring Martin Short, Lon Adams, inventor of the Slim Jim, failed Dukes of Hazzard spinoff “Enos”, Neil Innes of The Rutles, anticipating the return of Terry Silver to “Cobra Kai”, Hollywood can now bring […]

1:34:25 – In this episode: Caddyshack II (1989) starring Jackie Mason, celebrity deaths (Richard Donner, Ed Asner, Charlie Watts, Fez Whatley), how AI is used to create video game dialogue, Rob didn't tell Greg he was also at the Rolling Stones concert, was Chad Channing truly Nirvana's drummer?, recent TV series that portray the 1990s (People vs. […]

Scot finds himself inspired by an actor's willingness to share the work to getting back into shape after COVID-19. Troy's article about the severity of e-scooter injuries strikes close to home for Mitch.

1:06:35 – In this episode: co-host this show is The Great and Powerful Lanza, shout-out to Tom Santo from NJ Led Zeppelin cover band Custard Pie, Grant Garland's TV Theme covers (website), dumb “WHAT” WWE chant by wrestling fans for Stone Cold Steve Austin, Don Mattingly (New York Yankees) end of career what-ifs, Zack Hample, the guy […]

Somehow although we only visited a handful of worlds this chunker became chockablock with crazy nonsense, including: - Lion Hamlet - Vanessa Gets Visited By A Socially Conservative Owl - Congratulations Things - Roxas's friends: Hey There, Paunch and Oolug - Getting Norted - Do You Like Imagine Dragons? - Naminé-tions - Can Sora Read? - Cyber Bikes - "Got it memorized?" - Goofy's Death - JRPG Tommy Lee This Week: Pride Lands, Twilight Town Revisited, Space Paranoids & Hollow Bastion Battle Next Week:  Land of Dragons 2, Beast's Castle 2, Olympus 2 Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com This Season's Theme by GFATMusic

1:49:29 – In this episode: our movie review of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989) starring Rick Moranis, Norm Macdonald destroying the Carrot Top movie Chairman of the Board (1998) with Courtney Thorne-Smith on Late Nite with Conan O'Brien, our local Kmart finally going out of business, megalithic former department store Bamberger's in Newark, NJ, Fred Space of NJ's Space Farms […]

1:19:47 – In this episode: Rob barks up his family tree, horrendously slow Race Drivin' on Super Nintendo finally updated to run at proper speed (YouTube video), Chess Boxing (YouTube video), review of Cobra Kai Season Three, the tenants of John Kreese Karate, Celebrity Deaths (Cloris Leachman, Larry King, Phil Spector, Hank Aaron, Alex Trebek), Robin Hood, Men […]

1:35:13 – In this episode: 80's voice actors doing high pitched voices, our incredibly bland, generic Presidental election response, followed by the Vince McMahon election response, remembering our buddy Frankie V. of the Digital Press Podcast, and avid fan and collector of Transformers and video games (news), also remembering Atari historian and homebrewer Curt Vendel (news), new discovery […]

Hello and welcome to this week's episode! Join us as we talk about monks! This is probably Jake's favorite class, so you won't want to miss the level of enthusiasm he brings today. Youtube: Travelers Tips and Tales Insta: travelerstipsandtales Facebook: Travelers Tips and Tales Twitter: @TipsTales Tumblr: travelerstipsandtales Patreon: Travelers Tips and Tales Email: travelerstipsandtales@gmail.com Travelerstipsandtales.com Music done by Nikola Drobnjak also known as drolekeyboard on Fiverr.com Our Patrons!! -Russ Park -Lance Park --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A weekly look at all things Sheffield Wednesday - news, views, boardroom politics and the all important performances on the pitch. Bringing some levity to life as a Wednesdayite, enjoying the highs and only occasionally wallowing in the lows.More transfer rumours, a trip to the shooting range and a friendly with no shots on target precede our Championship predictions for the upcoming 2020/21 season. Who will climb to the top? Who will ultimately flop? and Where will our beloved SWFC end up when all is said and done? - We don't have a clue but its fun to guess!Do you agree with Luke and Rich? Or have they got it all terribly wrong?Stay safe!www.differentgravypod.co.ukhttps://twitter.com/ToddSiddons/status/1299692247680798722?s=20

Redbox Funeral, Darksiders Genesis, Shovel Knight King of Cards, Paunch, Terminator Resistance, Devil May Cry 5, Throwback games 1994-2003: Planescape Torment, TRON 2.0, Beneath a Steel Sky, and more gaming news. Plus Matt's big lie, Deadbox no longer renting video games, and more on The Irishman. Visit VideoGameOutsiders.com or get our free mobile app for the back catalog and weekly bonus shows.

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The most controversial Maclean's cover in years, Ontario Proud's leaked fundraising documents, and Justin Trudeau becomes the latest champion of the free press. Paul Wells co-hosts. Support CANADALAND: http://canadalandshow.com/join See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode: New York Comic Con recap with Lanza, meets include Carrie Fisher, Jimi Simpson, John McEnroe, AJ Michalka, Rob Paulsen, Alan Tudyk, Milla Jovovich, Kate Beckinsale, and Pierce Brosnan, chasing the cast of SyFy's The Expanse, finally getting a photo with Jeff Bridges a.k.a. Barney from The Vanishing, an actual reunion with former Paunch classmate Gerard Way, driving to Hartford Comic-Con on the awful Merritt Parkway, Judith Hoag, April O'Neil in the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, review of RetroCon in Oaks, PA, funny panel featuring voice acting legends Alan Oppenheimer, Pat Frahley, and Cam Clarke, and a Chiller preview (Tim Curry). 79 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

      Chips.  Remember the California Hiway Patrol?  Erik Estrada, Chip and Paunch?  What about poker chips, or corn chips?  Chips Ahoy, Veggie chips or Potato Chips.  Bacon chips - do you remember the Island of Dr Moreau?  He controlled his flock with chips that were implanted in the beast so they would have to obey and surrender.  Chips are already inside some children so they will not be lost to pedophiles.  You know chips are in pets to locate them.  Kings in the Morning talked chips yesterday, and may talk about it today.  Don't be blind, let's put our chips on the table.  347-205-9366.  You ready?

In today's Daily Podcast we discuss the international response to ISIS, and the terror group's latest info ops. We cover the news from cyber gangland (and bid Paunch farewell as he enters a Russian prison) including malware developments and the latest criminal approaches to making their infrastructure resilient. We learn some things about competitions as a way of building the rising cyber labor force from Raytheon's Jack Harrington, and we hear about the challenges of cloud data security from University of Maryland's Jonathan Katz. It seems privacy is in tension not only with security, but with transparency as well. And we talk about what the metaphorical hat you wear says about you (you hacker, you).

In this episode: our SNL40 review, the Blues Brothers, Paul McCartney, Celebrity Jeopardy, The Californians, Greg meeting several comedians in NYC (Sarah Silverman, Bill Burr, Amy Schumer, Robert Smigel, and Jon Stewart), Paul Rudd performs the "baby bird", Marked Out member Joresky gets a photo with Paul McCartney, Larisa Oleynik (The Secret World of Alex Mack), returning TV series (Heroes, Coach, The X-Files), a male Ghostbusters movie, TV shows, etc., the upcoming live-action Robotech movie, the mess that was Paunch episode 0, Rob's long-awaited Lost review, and Colin Quinn's SNL40 goof up. 66 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

Special guest Spaceman David in England! In this episode: impressions and local psychos, Death Wish rip-off Harry Brown (2009) starring Michael Caine, Spaceman David's Paunch Stevenson Show listening back story, tips on visiting jolly old England, Clockwork Orange (1971) my brothers, new brutalist architecture, Star Wars VII thoughts, Alias starring Jennifer Garner, the upcoming female Ghostbusters movie, extremely long films (Michael Bay's Transformers series, The Hobbit series, Dune), The Clash, Depeche Mode, The Jam, hipsters, collecting vs. clutter, Paunch bumpers and t-shirts, Pee-wee's Playhouse in the UK, the upcoming comic book "Hierarchy" by David and his mates Paul and Nathan Kilburn, Paunch episode 0, bad British accents, popular and hated Brits to Americans, the Spice Girls, downloading JPEGs in 1997, trying to understand the speech of Cheryl Cole and Vinnie Jones, and House of Nine (2004) starring Kelly Brook. 96 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

Ullo:Episode Two Hundred And Sixty TwoWhere does Simon keep his nuts?

This segment was broken in two parts as the technical segment with Heather Mahalik happened in the middle of it. Heather is a senior digital forensics analyst at Basis Technology. As the on-site project manager, she uses her experience to manage the cell phone exploitation team and supports media and cell phone forensics efforts in the U.S. government. Heather is a certified SANS instructor and teaching the upcoming course Advanced Smartphone and Mobile Device Forensics. Ok, on to the stories of the week with Paul, Larry, Allison and Jack. What'd you do this summer? Disney? Six Flags? Big Data Land? After much chatter in the Twittersphere (logged here by Space Rogue) last week, Jack brings up the "Popping Penguins" article from Forbes. The article talks about this super vulnerable program that is going to be the downfall of Linux. It's called bash. Would you believe you can use bash to start a listener on your machine and then send some commands over telnet to have someone else's machine connect back to you? Uh oh. Also, beware of another application, one that runs from the desktop that lets you connect to other computers and pull down files from a machine you don't own. Yeah, that one's called a browser. Sounds equally dangerous, no? Should we uninstall bash as a security measure? Larry threw out there an article on 5 WiFi security myths to abandon. But Larry mentioned that some of these might not actually be very new. Things like don't hide SSID as some newer systems will see them anyway and digging deeper to find the SSID isn't that hard. Plus, if its owner took the steps to hide it, wouldn't that pique your interest that there may be something good running there? Sending out a weak signal may sound like a good idea as if someone can't reach it, they can't connect to it, right? But all that does is annoys its intended users and if someone really wants to get on the network, they'll simply use an antenna. The article ends with the non-myth that if you truly want WiFi security, make sure you use good encryption and a strong password. Simple, eh? Jack was looking forward to going on a good patch rant. He and Paul have done webinars about really stretching things and getting your patch cycle down to five days from the day of release. Jack said during the good old days, he'd challenge himself to getting his systems patched within 72 hours. Patch Tuesday was to be completed by Friday. In this article by Dr. Anton Chuvakin, he does indicate how it would be good for some big corporations to get their patch cycle down from 90 days to 30 days, but then argues if the bad guys only need 3, then what's the point of all that effort? Jack's feeling is that even the 30 days should be enough in many cases, but it's often politics and other "can't do" attitudes that prevent it from happening. Why is that? Get those patches in place people! One quick note on a tangent the team went off on. In their experience as pentesters, Larry and Paul mention that all to often the way they end up pwning a system is through some machine that no one knew was running, with services that no one knew were running, with an account that no one knows why it still exists. Do you have a good inventory of where your data is? What machines are in your data center? What services and accounts are on each? If those are gold to a pentester, who has to respect a customer's defined scope, guess what a malicious user is going to do to your network. Paul's looking for advice on what new phone he should get? Android? iPhone? What say you? Tweet him up with your suggestion at @securityweekly. Remember that Yahoo bug bounty program? $12.50 credit toward the Yahoo store? A little update from the rants and ridicule from last week, it was actually one guy , Ramses Martinez, Director, Yahoo Paranoids, who was very appreciative of people reporting bugs and was paying them out of pocket. He would send researchers a Yahoo tshirt but would then find out the recipient already had multiple Yahoo shirts. Martinez's idea then was to give the reporter a credit in the Yahoo store matching the value of the shirt, our of his own pocket. Since the uproar, Yahoo has installed its own bug bounty program and Martinez is no longer paying for the reports himself. Good on ya, Yahoo and even better, thank you Ramses Martinez for caring about security. Speaking of bug bounties, Google has started a bug bounty program for open source software. Repeat that, it's not just Google software that they're paying bounties for, it's software that there really is no organization behind and normally count on volunteers to fix things. Now Google is putting their money behind that effort. As Allison mentions, there hasn't ever been any motivation for anyone to report bugs and now there is. estrada-sm.jpgPaunch, the alleged author of the Blackhole exploit kit was arrested in Russia last week. Or at least we think so. Some unconfirmed reports have indicated this and Blackhole has not been updated since this time. Or maybe the guy just decided to take an extended vacation and threw the story out there himself. Either way, it might be time for Evil Bob to find a new exploit kit. (Note: Erik Estrada is not "Paunch", he's Ponch, as in Frank Poncharello) Microsoft has a new disk cleanup where it removes all the old and outdated updates. Jack gained more than 6 GB of space after running the cleanup but a word of caution, it take a concerning long time for the next reboot. You might think you killed your computer but no, it really does take that long. Check out "Tails" a security and privacy distribution and let us know what you think. Is it good? What makes it a better choice than some others? Though the number of security updates in recent versions is a little concerning. Yeah, I get it that it's good that security holes are fixed and that it's to software that the distro is including. But it's just a little concerning when you pitch it as being for security and privacy yet there are piles of security updates. It makes me wonder just how secure it is and whether it's any better than a secure version of your favorite distribution anyway. But you can certainly let me know and I'll post some comments from you in upcoming week. Tweet me at @plaverty9 There was also some discussion on iOS7 image identification, Larry has a colleague at Inguardians who wrote up an intro to using rfcat and Jack suggests taking a deeper look for yourself before jumping into the patch for MS13-81 and whether your system needs it. If it does, test thoroughly. It's got some deep stuff on it.

Paunch Arrested, Blackhole not updated, Gonzi author freed, KDMS Team hits Avira, AVG and Metasploit, Whatsapp is theoretical, Microsft gives out $100K, Google pays for open source,  Million Mask March, Pwnsauce and Palladium get no jail, and Canada attacks Brazil.

Episode 1 - Introducing a new alliance.  The first in a series of podcasts aimed at security professionals.  Introducing the Alliance, news stories covering the Adobe breach and arrest of Paunch, Kotters 8 step plan for change and the Sourcefire aquisition.

In this episode: Rob meant Cesar Chavez not Hugo Chavez, guest list for the upcoming April Chiller Theatre Expo (William Forsythe, Karen Allen, James Tolkan, Michael Dudikoff, Lorenzo Lamas, Billy Zapka, Denny Laine, and more), what ended the band Wings?, being forced to do a photo op with a celebrity, celebrity death (Phil Ramone), high mortality rate of The Temptations and The Ramones, Mike Love firing Brian Wilson from The Beach Boys, a Paunch Stevenson Show miracle: My Chemical Romance breaks up, Louie Anderson competing on Splash, update on the Celebrity Apprentice All-Stars, Gary Buseyism F.A.R.T. (feeling a rectal transmission), Upper Deck putting George Washington's hair on a baseball card, McDonald's with Nintendo 64 or Gamecube kiosks, Fuddruckers fast food chain with arcades inside, rash of apocalyptic 2013 movies (After Earth starring Will Smith, Obliviion starring Tom Cruise, and World War Z starring Brad Pitt), Rob's dream car- the DeLorean DMC, Independence Day sequels coming, Paunch luck: Greg misses PAX East convention with the flu, Capcom revamping NES Duck Tales with original voice cast (including Alan Young), and George Lucas's cameo in Beverly Hills Cop III. 67 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

Eliza Dushku in person! In this episode: Dear Albania (2012) documentary, Albania song on Cheers, Kickstarter effort to fund the film, Dushku rap video "My Console", Paunch luck: Skype and recording problems, driving through the Lincoln Tunnel, our Skype interview with Eliza Dushku, Senna (2010) documentary film, racing go-karts, baseball card stores our fathers owned, Zach Galifianakis, Doll House thoughts, Eliza's career path, Russian Tea Room, Wilson Cleveland from Leap Year TV, Albania photographer Fadil Berisha, Eliza's "coming to America" moments, a pilot for a travel show, unhappiness with the Liam Neeson Taken movies, Albania stereotypes, Robert DeNiro, PBS documentary, SAG card tips, Keanu Reeves, Angry Video Game Nerd, inexpensive cities to shoot films in, Rick Fox- star of four TV shows, Mr. Box Office starring Bill Bellamy, getting pictures with Eliza, and we're now VIPS! 119 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

In this episode: meeting Jeff Bridges again, The Dude and the Zen Master by Jeff Bridges and Bernie Glassman, more Paunch Luck and people who don't post their videos of events, Starman (1984) starring Jeff Bridges and Karen Allen, our review of the 2nd season of Comic Book Men on AMC (birthday party, Kevin Smith signing, Ming in drag, and Stan Lee), Run For Your Lives Zombie 5K obstacle course run, stuck between a rock and a hard place, fellow NAVA member Stephanie McKeon's appearance on Comic Book Men, video gaming podcast Our Brooklyn Bytes hosted by Leon Barber and Stephanie, celebrity deaths (Hector "Macho" Camacho, Larry Hagman, Dave Brubeck, Ravi Shankar, Jack Klugman, Norman Schwarzkopf, Conrad Bain, Abigail Van Buren, and Earl Weaver), Paul McCartney is NOT dead, Quincy, M.E., the 1987 computer game Earl Weaver Baseball, Robert Duncan McNeill's 666 Park Avenue was canceled, the Paunch show archive created by Frank Nora of onsug.com, Stefani Germanotta (pre-Lady Gaga) performing Led Zeppelin's "D'yer Maker" in NYC in January 2006, Eddie Brickell's "Good Times" music video on Windows 95 CDs, a listener email from Led Zeppelin cover band Custard Pie and That Confounded Bridge guitarist Kevin Nay, and Paunch Twitter retweeted by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia star Glenn Howerton (our photo collage showing Glenn's uncanny resemblance to Lindsey Buckingham). 67 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

In this episode: Bond on Bond by Roger Moore, meeting Sir Moore at his book signing at Barnes and Noble on Fifth Ave. in NYC, what does Paunch fan spacemandavid sound like?, various British accents, more Paunch Luck video/photo fails, our movie review of Skyfall (2012) starring Daniel Craig, English homes having nick names, homages to old Bond films, Joey Buttafuoco on Judge Alex, Eliza Dushku shooting a new pilot for The Saint, Sean Connery at the US Open with Andy Murray and Sir Alex Ferguson, Penn Jillette's new book Every Day is an Atheist Holiday, meeting Penn at his book signing at Barnes and Noble on Warren St. in NYC, his Celebrity Apprentice thoughts, our rant on Kevin Clash and Elmo, TruTV's Killer Karaoke hosted by Steve-O, Dennis Haskins still getting work, LEGO Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Out (2012) animated movie, our Lame Idiot of the Year award goes to Donald Trump, and the upcoming masterpiece film After Earth (2013) starring Will and Jaden Smith. 55 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

Special guest Esteban from Please Save Me Robots! In this episode: long time listener Esteban in Florida returns!, difficulties keeping track of listeners, nicknames for Paunch listeners, where do our show topics come from?, Rob's pop culture deficiencies, our Stan Lee impersonation, a 1977 Stan Lee interview, our old recording secrets, Paunch in Time (Cuban Missile Crisis), the genesis of Esteban's Roboplastic Apocalypse podcast, Esteban meeting legendary cartoon voice actors at conventions, Gregg Berger (Grimlock from The Transformers) disrespected by cosplayers, the location of the Botcon conventions, old age of Peter Cullen, Frank Welker, and Michael Bell, will they turn gray when they die?, thoughts on meeting and interviewing quasi-celebrities, tidbits about our Ted Danson and Ed Begley Jr. interviews, the Paunch Show archive, the Target Deli, backstory of Rob meeting Britta Phillips, the Old Jingles of the Episode (the "Galaxy Glue" song from The Incredible Shrinking Woman and the Zoobilee Zoo theme song), Esteban seeking out Optimus Prime's creator, Transformers model kits by Revell, the reason certain robots in Transformers catalogs never appeared on the cartoon show, our review of the Transformers: Prime animated show (slow pacing, Frank Welker's Megatron voice, lack of robots, etc.), Hasbro's poor handling of the Transformers franchise, our review of the new ThunderCats series on Cartoon Network (art and music quality, non-talking Shnarf, strong backstories, etc.), Esteban meeting and aggravating Larry Kenney (original voice of Lion-O), people not posting photos of their celebrity encounters online for the public to see, the Beardo, our brief review of the new Tron: Uprising cartoon, the newly released "classic" yet low quality Voltron toys, the complicated origins of the original Voltron cartoon, the Transformers Generation 1 re-released toys, and other 1980s robot toys that deserve credit (Gobots, Robo Force, Zoids, and Starriors). 156 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

In this episode: another Paunch road trip on the Garden State Parkway, Bruce Springsteen talking like George W. Bush, What Ever Happened To? (Brett Butler), celebrity deaths (Donna Summer and Robin Gibb), who to blame for the pitiful Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) film?, Arsenio Hall winning Celebrity Apprentice 5, Adam Carolla, Lisa Lampinelli, Aubrey O'Day, our ideas for the next Celebrity Apprentice cast, the upcoming movie G.I. Joe Retaliation being delayed until 2013, G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero renamed Action Force in Europe, James Bond producers sell out to Heineken and dump the vodka martini, the upcoming 007: Legends game, yet again featuring Daniel Craig in old Bond movie recreations, American Ninja Warrior fail, Adam Sessler and Kevin Pereira's departure from G4, Bait Car on TruTV, Michael McKean hit by a runaway car in New York City, Dana Carvey's SNL audition, singing "Chopping Broccoli", people asking "did you get a haircut?", our review of the two Star Wars spinoff Ewok Adventure (1984/1985) movies, shout out to new listener markusman64ds on the Digital Press forum, anyone remember old British cartoon show Dr. Snuggles?, millionaire executive Thomas Langenbach caught stealing LEGO toys from Target, What Ever Happened To? (Henry Rollins), the upcoming celebrity dating show The Choice, and our road trip's thrilling conclusion in Episode 197 coming soon! 55 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

In this episode: a Paunch Stevenson Show update: Mel Blanc's voice was definitely used in Daffy's Rhapsody, thoughts on New Girl and college cuisine from new Paunch fan Steve Rugel, calling the Diarrhea Doctor, the Beatles kids band with James McCartney, Sean Lennon, Dhani Harrison, and Jason Starr, new Paunch fans Adam and his son Nate impersonating Stan Lee, spacemandavid's "comment" marathon, Penn Jillette fired on The Celebrity Apprentice, Arrested Development returning in 2013 with new episodes on Netflix, our review of Horrible Bosses (2011) starring Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, and Charlie Day, Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe Howard, the live-action "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining" episode of South Park, Steven Seagal bringing cheaply produced former-Soviet-bloc action movies to the Reelz Channel (True Justice), an animated interpretation of The Kid From Brooklyn, the Tupac Shakur hologram, Pepper's ghost illusion, Rob's dorky Looney Tunes t-shirt collection in the 1990s, What Ever Happened To? (Calista Flockhart), Liverpool, England obsessed with Donny Osmond, Axl Rose too out of shape to sing, wild turkeys running loose in New Jersey, What Ever Happened To? (our interest in the International Federation of Competitive Eating), blame for high gasoline prices, the other MTV Julie Brown, the Paunch luck: 92Y Tribeca Cabin Boy (1994) screening and Q-and-A with Chris Elliott sold out, Bobcat Goldthwait, the fantastic Pica-pic.com website that lets you play 1980s hand-held LCD games, the free application Joy2Key that maps keyboard keys to a computer joystick, celebrity deaths (Dick Clark, Jonathan Frid, and Levon Helm), Howard Stern as the newest judge on the TV competition show America's Got Talent, and one of Greg's favorite musical groups The Band. 95 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

In this episode: celebrity deaths (Gary Carter, Jan Berenstain, and Davy Jones), the Berenstain Bears, Paddington Bear, and the Lollipop Dragon, Jason Malachi (the fake Michael Jackson) singing on Jackson's 2010 album Michael, Jaleel White competing on Dancing With The Stars season 14, the fantastic chemistry between Jaleel White and Reginald VelJohnson on the TV show Family Matters, @spacemandavid's Paunch marathons, friend of the show Jack Silbert @JackSilbert, Mr. Bruno's Pizzeria in Lyndhurst, NJ, the original Star Wars trilogy in 3D not coming until 2015, Michael Bay now re-imagining/ruining the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the next generation Xbox: no optical drive? 45 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

6th anniversary of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part 2)! In this episode: election lawn signs for Stallone and Hogan in Northern NJ, Conrad Murray trial verdict in death of Michael Jackson, more NJ pizzeria stereotypes, get rich quick (the classy pizzeria), celebrity death (Smokin' Joe Frazier), What Ever Happened To? (Judge Mills Lane and Fairuza Balk), Adam Sandler cursing his female co-stars' careers, Greg meets the legendary William Shatner, anecdotes from his new book Shatner Rules, the movie Incubus (1966) spoken entirely in Esperanto, In Living Color returning to Fox in 2012, another celebrity death (Heavy D), Johnny English Reborn (2011) starring Rowan Atkinson, Rob's fundamental categories of video games (fun, strategy, and wonder), why can't a one-person bathroom be unisex?, the Paunch luck (we missed a chance to meet Stan Lee), cheap 1980s Halloween costumes for children (Voltron, E.T., etc.), super expensive price for Mark Hamill's autograph or photo, Greg meets the star of Hercules (Kevin Sorbo), Greg meets Eliza Dushku at last!, a motion ride using George Lucas' Red Tails, movie cars (1966 Batmobile, 1989 Batmobile, 1985 Back to the Future DeLorean), a Michael J. Fox impersonator, Carroll Spinney (original voice and puppeteer of Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch), New York Comic Con chaos and costumes, KRE-O Transformers, R2D2Builder.com R2-D2 working models, tracking down a Quiznos restaurant, Michael Jackson's stoned singing, and the return of the Hobo! 83 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

Celebrating 6 Years of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part 1)! In this episode: Sylvester Stallone's $5,000 Montegrappa Chaos pen, American cheese, chain letters, the Joke Society of America, how Greg and Rob met 25 years ago, middle school madness, celebrity deaths (Steve Jobs- creator of Apple, and Dennis Ritchie, creator of Unix), Steve Jobs' insanity, TNT's Pirates of Silicon Valley (1999) TV movie, Walter Isaacson's Steve Jobs biography, Pixar and the "violent Toy Story cut", Adobe Flash fails on mobile devices, other celebrity deaths (Andy Rooney, Al Davis), Steven Tyler falls again and loses a tooth, John Lennon's tooth sold for $31,000 dollars, cloning the Beatles, Chris Tucker goes bankrupt, Paunch luck (Rob misses the Ghostbusters theater re-release), losing power in the freak October snow storm, Greg meets Jerry O'Connell at the Live with Regis and Kelly show in NYC, Bill Cosby gets flashed by a topless woman in New York, and Greg meets John Lithgow at Barnes and Noble in Princeton, NJ. 77.5 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

In this episode: Paunch luck (East Coast Earthquake, Hurricane Irene, London Riots), recapping Rob's first trip to England, London sights (Abbey Road, London Underground, London Eye Ferris Wheel, Big Ben, etc.), English culture (cuisine, accents, and weather), Rob playing drums on Beatles songs at the Liverpool Cavern Club, lousy British reality television, The Love We Make (2011) documentary starring Paul McCartney, "Rockestra 2", murals of Marlon Brando painted on NJ pizzeria walls, Danny Aiello, Conrad Murray's trial, the drunk Michael Jackson recording, Marquis Who's Who in America book scam, the upcoming Amazon Kindle Fire tablet, our review and summary of Curb Your Enthusiasm season 8, our review of the book Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good: Larry David and the Making of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm by Josh Levine, Larry David on the old ABC show Fridays, and the first Curb Your Enthusiam special. 92 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

In this episode: our movie review of Cedar Rapids (2011) starring Ed Helms and John C. Reilly, our movie review of Blue Valentine (2010) starring Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling, our second encounter with Ted Danson- this time at Barnes and Noble in NYC on 3/15/11, buying Danson's book Oceana: Our Endangered Oceans and What We Can Do to Save Them (2011), having him sign a copy to Paunch, and Ted Danson's actual speech (including a question from Rob about mercury). 50 minutes - http://paunchstevenson.com

In this episode: the iPhone 4 on Verizon, a stupid style (sweater parties), a Five Guys correction, The Ron and Fez Show stealing our "This Man Is not Dead" bit, Australian comedian James Smith talking about seppos, making posters in elementary school for S.E.P.P.O. special olympics/disabled competitive sporting events, Robopocalypse vs. the Roboplastic Podcastalypse, counterfeit versions of The Paunch Stevenson Show, old toy robots we've never heard of (Lords of Light, Micronauts, Interchangeables, Starriors, and Robo Force), Greg and Rob randomly seeing each other on the bus to NYC, the Paunch luck (Greg getting ripped off at a Chinese buffet in Manhattan), celebrity deaths (Gerry Rafferty, Captain Beefheart, Blake Edwards, and Bob Feller), our movie review of The Other Guys (2010) staring Will Ferrell, Michael J. Fox's outtakes from The Frighteners (1996), AVGN James Rolfe's interview with Marty McFly voice actor AJ LoCascio (http://www.cinemassacre.com/2010/11/05/aj-locascio-interview/), Michael Gambon on British TV show Top Gear telling a crazy story about Christian Slater, Michael Caine on British TV show Parkinson doing an impersonation of himself and Sean Connery, and George Martin's horrible 1998 album In My Life featuring Robin Williams, Bobby McFerrin, Jim Carrey, and Billy Connolly. 47 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

Celebrating 5 Years of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part II)! In this episode: UPS delivering to the wrong state and a nutty guy in Texas (from episode 99), dueling Dr. Phil's sing "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)" (from episode 100), a physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller: pressure (from episode 100), our interview with Ted Danson (from episode 101), our behind the scenes video of Rob interviewing Danson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDlYjC2Vt0Y), our interview with Ed Begley Jr. (from episode 101), Paunch fan Esteban listening on four continents (from episode 108), listening to every episode in reverse (from episode 110), good celebrity encounter: Lewis Black (from episode 112), bad celebrity encounter: Juliana Hatfield (from episode 112), Celebrity Rehab featuring Gary Busey and Jeff Conaway (from episode 117), our movie review of Snowglobe (2007) starring Christina Milian (from episode 119), the antics and poor wrestling ability of the immortal Hulk Hogan (from episode 140), Paul McCartney's classical music flop (from episode 143), the music video to Paul McCartney's "Coming Up" (from episode 143), Jesse Ventura making fun of Dick Cheney (from episode 150), This Man's Not Dead: Ross Perot (from episode 156), and Jean-Claude Van Damme insulting Sylvester Stallone (from episode 157). 86 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

Celebrating 5 Years of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part I)! In this episode: the old show theme song (from episode 3), interviewing the fake Christopher Walken (from episode 3), skit about a doctor mixing lab results up (from episode 4), the fake Sean Connery (from episode 5), The Night Before Christmas Troll Read-Along Classics (from episode 7), Ted Danson in black face (from episode 9), My Chemical Romance and the singing Hobo (from episode 10), music from The Doors causing pain (from episode 12), the song "Thirteen" by Rob (from episode 13), duped into seeing the lousy IMAX movie Roving Mars (from episode 15), our hometown trivia (from episode 15), Paunch in Time (retreat of George Washington) (from episode 18), Max Wright (from episode 21), the 7th grade geography bee (from episode 22), quest to meet the "Dush" Eliza Dushku (from episode 24), the Old Jingle of the Episode (Bod) (from episode 24), Tom Green (from episode 27), educational comedic film Grizzly Man (from episode 31), Star Wars: The Louie Anderson Special Edition (from episode 34), our version of Sanford and Son (from episode 34), Jaleel White's rumored death (from episode 36), the fake William Shatner sings "Shine on You Crazy Diamond" (from episode 38), Nicholas Cage or Dr. Phil as Superman? (from episode 39), Who Wants to Be a Superhero? starring Stan Lee (from episode 43),fake Steven Seagal sequel Under Siege 3: Space Station (from episode 61), Jon Voight's zany accents and pronunciations (from episode 76), andour Larry David and Jeff Garlin impersonations (from episode 91). 77 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

In this episode: Alex Rodriguez vs. Babe Ruth, steroids, Hulk Hogan, TNA wrestler "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal, a video of "Macho Man" Randy Savage crying (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfosfT8Ojbg), PSEG's upcoming GreenFest 2009 featuring Ed Begley Jr. and Bill Nye (http://www.pseggreenfest.com), the upcoming video game Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings, watching The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) at the historic Loew's Jersey Theater in Jersey City, NJ (http://www.loewsjersey.org), Roman Polanski vs. Woody Allen vs. Michael Jackson vs. Jerry Lee Lewis, Eliza Dushku and the Paunch luck, actor Dennis Haysbert, and another Saturday Night Live skit about blind NY governor David Paterson. 32 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com