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View all cards mentioned in this episode Andy and Anthony close out 2024 reflecting on their year in Magic. This year Magic's new direction as a product driven primarily by marketing goals fueled with cheap gimmicks and cross branding feels solidified. Our hosts talk, kind of briefly, on how their relationships to the game have changed because of that. More importantly, they talk about their personal highs and lows with the game this year. Regardless of the direction Magic as a product is moving, the Cube community has surged in so many ways. Small, grassroots events have become a norm. The local Baltimore Cube community is hitting a stride. The interstate Cube culture is emerging and flourishing. They also talk about some of their struggles in taking on more ambitions projects and how the podcast has effected their relationship to the online community. Discussed in this episode: Glengarry Glen Ross Episode 218: State of the Game 2024 The Adventure Zone Hello from the Magic Tavern My Brother, My Brother, and Me Til Death do us Blart 100 Ornithopters Episode 206: The Joy of Gaming with Richard Garfield Potsdam Gravity Potato Check us out on Twitch and YouTube for paper Cube gameplay. You can find the hosts' Cubes on Cube Cobra: Andy's “Bun Magic” Cube Anthony's “Regular” Cube You can find both your hosts in the MTG Cube Talk Discord. Send in questions to the show at mail@luckypaper.co or our p.o. box: Lucky Paper PO Box 4855 Baltimore, MD 21211 If you'd like to show your support for the show, please leave us a review on iTunes or wherever you listen. Musical production by DJ James Nasty. Timestamps 0:00 - Intro 8:48 - Recap of last year's recap 10:51 - How our relationship with Magic changed in 2024 13:34 - The perishability of joy, novelty, and discovery: why Andy and Anthony no longer listen to most McElroy brothers podcasts 23:34 - On decreased participation in set surveys 25:07 - Shared High: Small, Grassroots Cube Events 32:18 - Andy's High: The Design of and Reception to 100 Ornithopters 37:35 - Anthony's High: The Variety of Depth of What is Accepted as a Cube 42:28 - Anthony's High: The State of Our Local Cube Playgroup 44:17 - Andy's High: Having Richard Garfield on Lucky Paper Radio 48:36 - Anthony's High: He's Good at Magic Now 53:18 - Anthony's High: Connecting with Magic Friends about Things Other than Magic 55:45 - Andy's High: The Reception to Our First Playmat 57:04 - Andy's Low: The Playmat International Shipping Fiasco 1:09:43 - Andy's Low: His Sensitivity to Discussion on the Podcast

10 years of Til Death Do Us Blart have brought us to a singular moment in the podcast - It's time to go to the home of the movie, Las Vegas, Nevada. Or at least, it is for some of us. After spending 14 hours flying, Tim and Guy are not met by Justin, Travis, nor Griffin in physical form. However the five are spiritually connected by their most recent watch of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 and they're here to discuss it for you. This is a watch that has delivered a critical assessment of the one-liners of PB:MC2, an even deeper appreciation for the Garden of Contemplation scene, and a fairly scary experience involving the Blue Man Group.Get your Blart merch here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Find Ben Paddon here:BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/benpaddon.netTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@abenpaddonInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/benpaddon Listen to more of their work:Jump Leads: https://audio.jumpleads.zone/Good Chaotic: https://goodchaotic.com/The Game of Rassilon: https://thegameofrassilon.com/ Website and socials available here.Produced & edited by Becca McGlynn.Music by Becca McGlynn.Art by Mandy Oquendo.Logo by Ben Paddon.

A very important episode, filled with many well researched facts, likely to scupper the political career of George W. Bush once and for all. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick made a large Donation to a John Kerry Super-PAC. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

It's so good, it's worth seeing twice...in theaters.  Chicago's best morning radio show now has a podcast! Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts and remember that the conversation always lives on the Q101 Facebook page.  Brian & Kenzie are live every morning from 6a-10a on Q101.    Subscribe to our channel HERE: https://www.youtube.com/@Q101 Like Q101 on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/q101chicago Follow Q101 on Twitter HERE: https://twitter.com/Q101Chicago Follow Q101 on Instagram HERE: https://www.instagram.com/q101chicago/?hl=en Follow Q101 on TikTok HERE: https://www.tiktok.com/@q101chicago?lang=enSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's so good, it's worth seeing twice...in theaters.  Chicago's best morning radio show now has a podcast! Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts and remember that the conversation always lives on the Q101 Facebook page.  Brian & Kenzie are live every morning from 6a-10a on Q101.    Subscribe to our channel HERE: https://www.youtube.com/@Q101 Like Q101 on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/q101chicago Follow Q101 on Twitter HERE: https://twitter.com/Q101Chicago Follow Q101 on Instagram HERE: https://www.instagram.com/q101chicago/?hl=en Follow Q101 on TikTok HERE: https://www.tiktok.com/@q101chicago?lang=enSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Boomers are in the goddamn aquarium! How will the entire population of Tokyo get out of this one? Our theme music is Jojowave by Milk Jooce, it can be found at https://milkjooce.bandcamp.com/ If you enjoy the show, please consider supporting us at https://www.patreon.com/jojosworld

Can't stop, won't stop, #Deathblart The Blart quintet are back for a ninth year. Nothing will stop them from their annual watch and review of BP:MC2, not an industry-wide strike, not a lack of enthusiasm for the film. In this refreshingly straight-laced approach at the material, all five reviewers have remained (mainly) sober and checked in. This mentally sharp environment has allowed for a Griffin-Timbo mindmeld to explore the possible religious and philosophical ramifications of Paul fighting a bird in a fake garden setting to piano music. Travis is attempting to explain to his child that this movie IS a comedy. Guy is quick to defend the Toyota Yaris. And Justin has once again figured out a way to turn the watch into a joyful experience while watching shirtless in bed. Please enjoy, season greetings to one and all and do consider purchasing a shirt or poster this year because all the proceeds go to the First Nations Development Institute. https://mcelroymerch.com/collections/til-death-do-us-blart Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

Join Jennie and Dianne as they delve into the intriguing world of Fisk metallic burial cases, also known as Fisk coffins. Unearth the remarkable story of Almond Dunbar Fisk, the visionary behind the cast iron coffin, whose innovation forever changed the way we lay our loved ones to rest. From first lady Dolley Madison who made the cast iron coffin fashionable among the leaders in Washington D.C. to the mysterious "Lady in Red" discovered within the sturdy embrace of another metallic burial case, this episode uncovers the secrets of one of history's most unique burial methods. They also share the Ordinary Extraordinary narrative of an African American woman whose remains, preserved for over 150 years, were found in one of these remarkable coffins reminding the world of the many freed African American communities that made up the fabric of New York City long before the American Civil War. To purchase tickets to the third annual Beyond the Grave: an evening with Bram Stoker, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/beyond-the-grave-an-evening-with-bram-stoker-tickets-696195337997?aff=oddtdtcreatorResources used to research this episode include:, Family Search. "Dr. Almond Dunbar Fisk." https://ancestors.familysearch.org. ancestors.familysearch.org/en/LCJT-LJG/dr-almond-dunbar-fisk-1818-1850. Accessed 27 Aug. 2023.Warnasch, Scott. "Almond Dunbar Fisk." https://ironcoffinmummy.com. ironcoffinmummy.com/inventors/almond-dunbar-fisk/. Accessed 27 Aug. 2023., Genealogy Trails. "Fisk Metallic Burial Case South Carolina Genealogy Trails ." http://genealogytrails.com. genealogytrails.com/scar/fisk_coffins.htm. Accessed 27 Aug. 2023.Blart, Art. "Photgraphs: Exhumed Coffins." https://artblart.com. 2 May 2019. artblart.com/2019/05/02/photographs-exhumed-coffin/. Accessed 27 Aug. 2023.Bot, Citation . "Fisk metallic burial case ." https://en.m.wikipedia.org. 4 Nov. 2022. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisk_metallic_burial_case. Accessed 27 Aug. 2023.Biesinger, Meredith . "The Mystery of Mississippi's Lady in Red ." https://www.ourmshome.com. 11 Jan. 2023. www.ourmshome.com/the-mystery-of-mississippis-lady-in-red/. Accessed 27 Aug. 2023.Broom, Brian. "She has no one to pray over her:' Lady in Red remains a Mississippi mystery. Who is she? ." https://www.clarionledger.com. 14 Feb. 2019. www.clarionledger.com/story/magnolia/2019/02/14/lady-red-who-woman-unearthed-mississippi-1969-unsolved-mystery/2766496002/. Accessed 27 Aug. 2023.McBride Jacobson, Molly. "Grave of the Lady in Red ." https://www.atlasobscura.com. 17 Oct. 2016. www.atlasobscura.com/places/grave-of-the-lady-in-red#:~:text=No%20one%20is%20sure%20about,traveling%20the%20nearby%20Yazoo%20River. Accessed 27 Aug. 2023., The White House Historical Association . "Dolley Madison ." https://www.whitehousehistory.org. www.whitehousehistory.org/bios/dolley-madison. Accessed 27 Aug. 2023.Schwartz Foster, Feather. "The Funeral of Dolley Madison: End of an Era." https://featherschwartzfoster.blog. 28 Dec. 2018. featherschwartzfoster.blog/2018/12/28/the-funeral-of-dolley-madison-end-of-an-era/. Accessed 27 Aug. 2023.Public Media, WOUB. "Found in Queens, NY, “The Woman in the Iron Coffin” on SECRETS OF THE DEAD ." https://woub.org. 2 Feb. 2023. woub.org/2023/02/02/the-woman-in-the-iron-coffin-secrets-of-the-dead-wednesday-october-3-at-10/. Accessed 27 Aug. 2023.PBS, Rocky Mountain . "The Woman in the Iron Coffin." https://www.pbs.org. 3 Oct. 2018. www.pbs.org/wnet/secrets/woman-in-the-iron-coffin-about-the-film/3923/. Accessed 27 Aug. 2023., Inside Thirteen. "A Queens Tale: Woman in An Iron Coffin ." https://www.thirteen.org

The Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes shopping this week as the gang welcomes back friend of the show, Ben Worcester to chat about the not-great comedy, Paul Blart: Mall Cop! Why is 90% of this film's comedy just poking fun at Kevin's weight? Is Paul Blart a perfect Todd Solondz character? And is there anything more dated in this film than all the Segway comedy? Maybe the playing of Rock Band? PLUS: Much praise for the underrated teen comedy, Angus! Paul Blart: Mall Cop stars Kevin James, Keir O'Donnell, Jayma Mays, Raini Rodriguez, Shirley Knight, Steve Rannazzisi, Peter Garety, Bobby Cannavale, and Adam Ferrara as Sergeant Howard; directed by Steve Carr. Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $3 a month! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Tour 2023, KONG, DILF Den & Grab-Ass & Cancer designs!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

This week, the podbrothers rap about mall cops, consumer algorithms, backyard barbecue slang and dairified gaming. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best listened to in the parking lot of a Charby's, shortly after they mess up your buffalo onion slider! Join Bobby, Dan, and great Uncle NestEgg as they go on for FAR too long about 500 Days of Summer, Paul Blart, and 2007's Funny Games! Later, they rate and review a card that proves it's worth as a sure-fire way to waste 20 seconds of the lives of your friends and family! Catch the magic!   The 500 Days of Summer monologue we talked about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH1XR8gyYJE

Somehow, inexplicably, American Thanksgiving is here again, and so it's once again time for our five bold visionaries to view and discuss Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. But make no mistake - this year, things are different. This year, there is a mole. One of the five was chosen at random to watch Here Comes the Boom instead of PBMC2. The vibes get weird. Dig in. Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

Jonas Radulich and Mark Radulich provide Paul Blart Mall Cop Alternative Commentary. Paul Blart: Mall Cop is a 2009 American action comedy film starring Kevin James as the titular character Paul Blart. The film was directed by Steve Carr and written by James and Nick Bakay. The film tells a story of Blart, a single dad and bumbling mall security guard, who finds himself in the middle of a heist and the only one in position to rescue hostages. Disclaimer: The following may contain offensive language, adult humor, and/or content that some viewers may find offensive – The views and opinions expressed by any one speaker does not explicitly or necessarily reflect or represent those of Mark Radulich or W2M Network. Mark Radulich and his wacky podcast on all the things: https://linktr.ee/markkind76 also snapchat: markkind76 FB Messenger: Mark Radulich LCSW Tiktok: @markradulich twitter: @MarkRadulich

Jonas Radulich and Mark Radulich provide Paul Blart Mall Cop Alternative Commentary. Paul Blart: Mall Cop is a 2009 American action comedy film starring Kevin James as the titular character Paul Blart. The film was directed by Steve Carr and written by James and Nick Bakay. The film tells a story of Blart, a single dad and bumbling mall security guard, who finds himself in the middle of a heist and the only one in position to rescue hostages. Disclaimer: The following may contain offensive language, adult humor, and/or content that some viewers may find offensive – The views and opinions expressed by any one speaker does not explicitly or necessarily reflect or represent those of Mark Radulich or W2M Network. Mark Radulich and his wacky podcast on all the things: https://linktr.ee/markkind76 also snapchat: markkind76 FB Messenger: Mark Radulich LCSW Tiktok: @markradulich twitter: @MarkRadulich

This week Kody and Korbin are joined by the Naked guy from Korbin's short film "Contactless", Ben Smith, to discuss "Paul Blart: Mall Cop". This 2009 comedy made over 183 million dollars at the worldwide box office and had a lasting impression on all three of the hosts' childhoods. Listen to this episode to find out why Ben thinks Blart is Charlie Chaplin esque, why movie theaters are supposed to be uncomfortable and alcohol free, why this whole cast should have been the Sandler crew, and so much more. Why "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" (2:19) Initial Thoughts (4:29) Roll Credits (14:51) The Good, The Bad And The Ugly (18:07) Weird Movie Details Trivia (33:08) Welcome to the Academy (40:11) Invite, Fight, and Knight (46:21) The Recast (57:56) Rating (1:04:07) Defeat the Watchlist (1:07:14) We Have a Podgorithm (1:12:37) Weekly Recommendations (1:13:54) Hosts: Korbin Zvokel and Kody Webb https://linktr.ee/khapodcast --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/korbin-zvokel/support

Jagshemash! Its 2022 Witches and Warlocks but thanks to our dedication to studying Zak Bagans's past, we get subjected to his love of Borat as he and his boys literally double the population of the town they are in. Why are they in the middle of the desert filled with Borat references? To investigate a hotel where the sexualized decapitated mannequins outnumber living humans 10 to 1. Join Erik and Joel as they realize just how often Joel brings up Paul Blart Mall Cop as we talk about Ghost Adventures, Season 4 episode 10 (BUT REALLY 11); The Amargosa Opera House. Great Success! 

Written by Jim Rennie and AI Dungeon.Will Paul Blart return home from 1960s Vietnam? Possibly (yes). Another doosy (doosie? doozy?) of an episode. For all complaints and praise, follow the links below.facebook.com/tunabootInstagram: @realtuna_bootEmail: mrtunaboot@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hear the first instalment of Blart of Darkness. Written by Jim Rennie and AI Dungeon.Paul Blart notices a strange new door has appeared in his mall. What awaits him on the other side? Time Travel? An asylum? Blood-soaked vengeance? Probably.You're going to freakin' love this episode. So tell us all about it through these links:facebook.com/tunabootInstagram: @realtuna_bootmrtunaboot@gmail.com Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a world filled with consumerism, one man stands to protect that right. Paul Blart: Mall Cop. This week, we bet on Blart as Scottye decides to torture Megan with just 2 of the worst movies, but luckily, it brings back at least a bit of a fun childhood memory for Meg. After that, both of your illustrious co-hosts decide to take a stab into the future and pull out their versions of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3. It's... a lot... and it's also some Fun Fiction! AvengersxPaul Blart: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1m3rC9TB5nlWY1V9uN_B_SJV57lo17Y7O/view?usp=sharing Link to the Discord: https://discord.gg/NNJCANfMbG (https://discord.gg/NNJCANfMbG) Support us on Patreon and get EARLY ACCESS to the show: https://www.patreon.com/ALoadofBS Get dat Merch: https://merch.aloadofpurebs.com/

Incompetencies; magnets on a stick; tennis elbow & fitness; go ahead and drink the rain in Spain; CHIPS is a go; Cuban does good & bad; Amazon's solutions without problems; Facebook still can't remove white supremacists; Pew study on teen social media usage; FCC rejects Starlink request for subsidies; the Sandman; NeuroNerds; Joni Mitchell; Surface; Prey; Being Canadian; Twitter content AI is crap; home tools; cocktail smoking; Jason goes to Mall Cop school; Meta releases messages in abortion case; in-app browsers are bad; does Wisdom listen?Show notes at https://gog.show/565Sponsors:Kolide - Kolide can help you nail third-party audits and internal compliance goals with endpoint security for your entire fleet. Learn more here.Hover - Go to Hover now and grab your very own domain or a few of them at hover.com/gog and get 10% off your first purchase.FOLLOW UPSOLE SB900Fitness BlenderZwift Compatible EquipmentCycleOps Magnus Smart Trainer40 Over 40 in Podcasting for 2022IN THE NEWSPresident Biden signs CHIPS Act to boost semiconductor productionMark Cuban, Mavericks in hot water over Voyager ‘Ponzi scheme'Amazon's palm payments arrive in more than 65 Whole Foods stores in CaliforniaFacebook still has trouble removing white supremacists, study saysA fifth of US teens use YouTube 'almost constantly,' with TikTok not far behindTikTok's $4 Billion Advertising Machine Is Messy Behind the ScenesFCC rejects Starlink request for nearly $900 million in broadband subsidiesMEDIA CANDYThe SandmanThe Orville New HorizonsThe NeuroNerds: A Brain Injury Recovery & Pop Culture ShowHow Joni Mitchell Learned to Play Guitar Again After a 2015 Brain Aneurysm–and Made It Back to the Newport Folk FestivalSurface on Apple TV+WestworldPreyBeing CanadianNadiya's Asian OdysseyNew Rule: Fat Acceptance | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)APPS & DOODADSPlexHBO Max finishes rolling out its much-needed app redesignWhat we bought: How DeWalt's 20V Max cordless drill became my most versatile home-reno toolDEWALT 20V Max Cordless Drill Combo Kit, 2-Tool (DCK240C2),Yellow/Black Drill Driver/Impact Combo KitCraftsman 3-in-1 Corded Blower/Vacuum/MulcherMITBAK Cocktail Smoker with Dome Lid and Woodchips | Electric Food and Drink Portable Smoking Gun| Indoor-Outdoor Smoke Infuser Machine | Excellent GiftGM Makes $1,500 OnStar Subscription Mandatory on GMC, Buick, Cadillac ModelsSECURITY HAH!The CyberWireDave BittnerHacking HumansCaveatControl LoopBYRNA CA COURSE - SECURITY GUARD AND CHEMICAL AGENT CERTIFICATIONBYRNA SHIELD BULLET RESISTANT BACKPACK BODY ARMORNebraska mother, teenager face charges in teen's abortion after police obtain their Facebook DMsIn-app browsers like those in Facebook and Instagram are a big privacy risk, developer showsActive scam making the rounds on TwitterCLOSING SHOUT-OUTSRIP Olivia Newton JohnOLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN DEAD AT 73Darryl Hunt of The Pogues has died aged 72See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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75 episodes, truly a milestone worth celebrating, if you remember the episode number, which we did not...-Would you rather not be able to stand for a week or not be able to sit or lay down for 24 hours?-Would you rather never use a bad word again, or have to shout a bad word at every child you encounter?-All or Nothing?-Would you rather everyone talk to you like you're a toddler, or talk to you in a sarcastic tone?

Welcome back to Silver Screen and Television Dreams! Bellarusckie and I review our final thoughts on Paul Blop..I mean Blart. We discuss if it truly is a holiday movie and we speculate how it will compare to Die Hard. We also have a heart breaking (well at least for Bell) hollywood moment of the podcast. Have Fun and remember who you are! *This podcast is a production of Ryit Media and is hosted by Guacamollie **To hear other podcasts hosted by Ryan Lehman, search "Ryit Media" on any podcast player or find the links here: Granny Shiftin': THE fast and furious podcast: https://link.chtbl.com/ipk12aZ_ Dad Reads Books: https://link.chtbl.com/q_7bYUCz Sorta Star Wars: https://link.chtbl.com/xg19Ebx1

Your fab five are back with their latest edition of the eternal podcast: Til Death Do Us Blart. Justin has enjoyed PBMC2 in an exciting new way this year, while Tim ponders the archival nature of the project. Griffin is soothed by the comedy stylings of Gary Valentine and Ana Gasteyer and Travis believes Kevin James will do anything to feel cool. Meanwhile, Guy pulls back the curtain on how nice it feels to faint. Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

May "the force" be with you. Week 2 didn't shape out how a lot of us expected but we did a deep dive on every game this week. The Chicago Bears have officially been renamed "Seb's Bears" and we give our predictions for what's to come in Week 3 of the NFL season. There is no doubt that football is back.

Mike rode all kinds of awesome conveyances during his storied career as a security guard, but a Segway wasn't one of them. Topics include: obligatory shit talk, caught in the act, golf cart hijinks, stupid kindergartners, video game logic in real life, items inexplicably filled with popcorn, George Wendt, carrots in mac and cheese

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Dan's had some weird dreams, and Noah can't hear anybody. Just another day at OTA.Get a free audio book from audible! audibletrial.com/OffTheAir This podcast is also available on Spotify, YouTube, Google Play, Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, and TuneIn for your convenience.The PodcastFacebook.com/OTAPodcastTwitter.com/TheOffTheAirPatreon.com/offtheairThe HostsNoahTwitter: @BubbadabadInstagram: @BubbadabadTwitch: BubbadabadDanTwitter: @Borntorule57Instagram: @Borntorule57Twitch: BorntoruleJacksonTwitter: @JacksoniummInstagram: @JacksoniummTumblr: Turning Point USATikTok: @jacksonium

In this episode we welcome special guest Ood Galifray from the Occultae Veritatis podcast. We drink Totally Strawberry Mead, Great Western Pilsner, and Yellow Snow. Does shampoo expire? We've played Exit the Gungeon, Town of Salem, and Watchdogs 2. Our recommendations are The Experts, Till Death Do Us Blart, and Pretend. Links: Occultae Veratatis Podcast - https://www.ovpod.ca/ The Experts - https://www.buzzsprout.com/1293728 Till Death Do us Blart - https://www.tilldeathdousblart.com/ Pretend - http://pretendradio.org/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/grandrapidians/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/grandrapidians/support

In 2015, the McElroy brothers (MBMBaM, etc.) teamed up with Tim & Guy (The Worst Idea of All Time) to begin work on the most powerful and ever-lasting podcast idea ever arrived at: 'Til Death Do Us Blart.  WE stand in Paulidarity with THEM.    Every year on Christmas, Sinister Parent Company is here to bring you a review of the second episode of 'Til Death Do Us Blart. Welcome.

We're back after a necessary hiatus to discuss finals survival, grad school, and how Gary should be Taylor Swift --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garygabecopewcatastrophe/support

Well pals, it's that time of year again. American Thanksgiving. This year, we're mixing things up with a Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 commentary track designed to be synced with the film. Yes, you read that right, we're ACTIVELY incentivizing the watching of this film. Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

Welcome welcome, Friends, to The Bargain Den! This week, we watched Paul Blart: Mall Cop! We get caught up in all things blart. Blart shoes. Blart flips. Blart cars. Blart segways. Speaking of segways, check out the things below! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1114740/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 ...You can contact us at: TheBargainDenCast@gmail.com ...You can find The Lounge Kittens' rad music at: www.theloungekittens.com/ ...Sara Anastasia did our cover art and you can find her at: sawoowoo.bigcartel.com/ ...Become a supporter of this podcast: anchor.fm/the-bargain-den/support ...And if you want to start your own podcast, visit anchor.fm/start today! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-bargain-den/support

Always bet on VHS Playback! On our eighth "No Holds Barred" episode*, our hosts Blind Artist Cordelia Grim, Tom Beste, Rob Cousineau, and Producer Josh Cousineau spend some time together on Zoom and discuss a variety of topics! Watch out, Tape-Heads - There's some bathroom humor in this episode! Talking points include: Cordelia in Rolling Stone, Paul Blart, awkward photos, Rookie of the Year superpowers, bad bathroom times, "Who is Your Wario," Psychic Friends Network, and more!Check us out on Instagram for photos related to this week's episode! https://www.instagram.com/vhsplayback/Have any questions or comments? Reach out to us at: vhsplaybackpodcast@gmail.com and you may get a response in an upcoming episode! * Note: This podcast is not related to the 1989 Hulk Hogan film. In fact, Hulk Hogan is not mentioned in this episode.

In this episode Todd talks NHL expansion name & logo for Seattle, Lucha Underground, Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Luis joins us to talk about the pandemics impact on theatre.

Episode Notes Jess & Alex watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 and god damn it sucks so so bad. We play a game called "was it in the original script", we read Sony exec emails that sum up to "this" movie sucks, and then talk about the weird religious bent in the making and scripting of this movie. Also, Alex has gone full Blart and thinks that "chicken chow lane" is a reference to "Yippee Ki Yay". Is it? Someone please let me know. @LaughatHimPod Jess- @Jawska Alex- @KittyCrusade This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Heyo! Instead of continuing on with our themed weeks which we only decided to do two weeks ago, we watched Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 last night and now you must suffer with us. This episode is half based on 'Till Death Do Us Blart, a yearly podcast that you should absolutely look up by the Mcelroy Brothers and Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt. Suffer with us!

Start podcasting today: Do Podcasts What is HAPPENING people of the interwebs?!?! Time for another LIVE TSTO. Comment below and join the show. In this episode we talk sports again, Covid updates, BEST streaming, Cruise in space, Nat treasure, Nazi Blart! Let's GOOOO! Todd, Jake & Kris --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/tsto/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsto/support

At long last, our collection of DVDs has given us a true gem, a pivotal film in the history of cinema. That treasured classic, Paul Blart: Mall Cop. But instead of watching the DVD by ourselves like a couple of losers, we watched this via Netflix Party with some friends, and two of those friends joined us for the podcast. We recorded it live so you may hear some references to the livestream and the kind folks who joined us for it. Also, this episode is either our most entertaining one to date, or our very worst. Please tell us which, but only if it's the first one.

We’re off to a rough start. Mary’s love of AM/PM hamburgers. The Mariners should do Hibachi Night to boost attendance. Mary still hates Saturday Night Live. Everyone listen to Til Death do us Blart. We need to watch Judge Dread. Our family does not know The Muffin Man. Pitbull talk. Radio commercials are still terrible. Mary is trying to claim she hasn’t seen The Grinch who Stole Christmas before. Tires and tire stores. Pinesol and Listerine cure all. Kelley’s Hint List! Removing indelible pencil. Fixing leaky faucets. Check you battery fluid weekly. Soaking your clothes in suds. We end with three fern hints, and some of this stuff is wild! Umpire Pants Out!

It's that time of the year where it's the holidays, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, and a bit like Festivus for the rest of us. So your friendly Castologists decided on a family theme. (Collective aw). Zane heads into the Dungeons and Dragons universe with a familial twist with The Adventure Zone, New Patrick/Nick embraces his inner child with Chompers and Liz manages to find murder in the most unlikely of themes with Happy Face. Then it's on to the reviews from last week. What did Liz and Zane think of New Patrick/Nick's very first recommendation?Liz Recommends - Happy Facehttps://www.thehappyfacepodcast.com/Who could have predicted Liz would have interpreted the Family theme to include murrrrrrrrder? (Pretty much everyone). But still, this IHeartRadio show is a doozy. Think the words of the actual killer in his police interviews, interspersed with interviews with his daughter about the red flags the family missed as their patriarch was becoming a notorious serial killer."For Melissa Moore, 1995 was a nightmare. That’s the year the teenager learned her father, Keith Hunter Jesperson, was a serial killer. It’s also the year Melissa Moore’s doubt spiral began: When you look like your father, and you share his intelligence and charisma, how do you know you’re not a psychopath, too? Happy Face is the story of Keith Hunter Jesperson, his brutal crimes, and the cat and mouse game he played with detectives and the media. But it’s also the story of the horrific legacy he gifted his children. Join Melissa Moore as she investigates her father’s crimes, reckons with the past, and wades through her darkest fears as she hunts for a better future."Melissa Moore is an Emmy-nominated Crime Correspondent for the Dr. Oz Show, Executive Producer and host of LMN's "Monster In My Family.” Melissa is a recognized expert on the topics of recovery from trauma, domestic violence and serial violent crimes. Moore was raised Melissa Jesperson, daughter of the infamous “Happy Face” serial killer, Keith Jesperson. Growing up in a small town in Washington state, she survived the escalating trauma from her home life and the man she called her father. Today, she frequently shares her insight and background with survivors seeking healing from violent crimes and abuse through her work and bestselling book, WHOLE: A Guide to Self-Repair (2016 Rodale)."For both: Serial-style podcast so start from the start.https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/happy-face/id1434649680Nick Recommends - ChompersMake tooth time easy with this morning and night tooth brushing show for kids and ADULTS TOO.Kids AND ADULTS TOO will hear jokes, riddles, stories, fun facts, silly songs and more, that’ll keep them giggling - and brushing - for the full two minutes that dentists recommend.Chompers will have kids AND ADULTS TOO reminding parents that it's time to brush, not the other way around!For both: Any of em'!https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/chompers/id1353418080Zane Recommends - The Adventure Zonehttps://www.maximumfun.org/shows/adventure-zoneSo, what exactly IS a "family" podcast? How about a podcast where three brothers and their dad get together play a game? And what if those brothers were part of the podcast royal family? Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy from My Brother, My Brother and Me, Sawbones, Schmanners, Wonderful! Trends Like These, The Empty Bowl, Run. A Doctor Who Fancast, Still Buffering, Positiviteeny, and From Death Till us Blart, have recruited their dad Clint for a campaign of high adventure. My favourite season is Season 1 which is Dungeons and Dragons, but they have completed a second season with a game system and characters, and are onto their third season again!For Nick: Episode 21: Petals To The Metal - Chapter 4For Liz: Episode 4: Here There Be Gerblinshttp://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=207976027Subscribe to us on ITUNES, STITCHER, SPOTIFY, RADIOPUBLIC or your podcatcher of choice.Find us on FACEBOOK, TWITTER or INSTAGRAM.

It’s American Thanksgiving once more and so the grim task of forcing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 into their eyeballs and ears. This year features some bold new approaches to consuming the movie and, if we’re being honest, some mistakes were made… Enjoy! Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery Music: “Bottom of the River” by Delta Rae

Brethren, the pigeon conspiracy is upon us. Where do they come from? Science has yet to find an answer, and we dare you to come up with a theory. We're back after our hiatus with episode 7 of the podcast sure to finally win us the Nobel Peace Prize for...mouth sounds. In this episode, we keep you posted on "The Unicorn Watch", Spiderman gets a lot less Sticky, and Paul Blart gets a true-crime paint job. As always, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and twitter @pitch_this_pod for behind the scenes antics on and off the mic. We're back!

Wherein the title of this episode is actually the least important part of our discussion. This was over a month ago and oops we got a bit wild oops.

Money. This movie made an insane amount of it, and to date nobody knows why. Scholars theorize that.... Forget all that, we back and we going to the mall. Kevin James stars in the safest movie Chris Farley was never able to film and the results are as expected. Join us as we talk money, food courts, fun facts and give out awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Taken)

The chopping block: Kino's Journey (2003; Episodes 2, 4, 12, & 13); Dark Side of the Moon (1973) played over Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) Jacob is not a religious man, Sam is tearing up, and people die sadly. Special thanks to guest host Nick Stinchcombe! Sorry for the cruddy audio! Theme by Irritating Rainbow (website) Produced by Sam Young    

Happy New Year Freakquels! It's a new year, with new chances as the Equelizers give a second chance the Kevin James classic "Paul Blart Mall Cop". This episode has it all; dragon wishes, WWE wrestlers, and the cure for the worst disease known to humankind!

We go completely insane about Til Death Do Us Blart. Special thanks to Ross for the Cover Art And Thanks to all these bands for the snippets of their songs we used in the openning: The Long Winters, Bo en, The Taxpayers, Mort Garson, BrentalFloss. And thanks to the McElroy brothers for not suing us and making such amazing content. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

American Thanksgiving can mean only one thing: Five people, somewhere on Earth, have watched Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Stay tuned to the end of this year's installment of this beloved tradition for some exciting news from Tim and Guy!  Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery Music: "California Soul" by Marlena Shaw

[0 min.] - The guys discuss Kurt's wild weekend which ended with a nice sunburn, Randy's (near) measles scare, and the always fun Carly Rae Jepsen.[27 min.] - Paul Flart (aka The Fart Authority) joins us to make farts funny again.

[0 min.] - The guys discuss Kurt's wild weekend which ended with a nice sunburn, Randy's (near) measles scare, and the always fun Carly Rae Jepsen.[27 min.] - Paul Flart (aka The Fart Authority) joins us to make farts funny again.

The Dave and Hampton talk about Paul Bern (not Blart) a producer in old Hollywood who killed himself OR might have been Michael Clayton'd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paul Blart is back and he's even more Blarty.- PLOT -After six years of keeping our malls safe, Paul Blart has earned a well-deserved vacation. He heads to Vegas with his teenage daughter before she heads off to college. But safety never takes a holiday and when duty calls, Blart answers.- CONTACT US - Text or Voicemail: 405-418-6273E-mail: AdamSandlerPleaseStop@gmail.comTwitter: https://twitter.com/SandlerPlsStopFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/SandlerPlsStop- KEVIN JAMES RANKINGS -MARIE - https://www.imdb.com/list/ls026591221/BACON - https://www.imdb.com/list/ls026092613/

For Your Butts Only: Jack and Dan get back to their clown roots with an epic season finale/Christmas/drunken New Year's episode recorded live on Periscope with perennial guest Geoff Wolyniec. WEE play a game of Guess the Real Episode Title after covering Season 28's The Nightmare After Krustmas, an episode where Krusty becomes Christian and we forget what else happens. Is this the worst Christmas episode of The Simpsons yet? Where does Williamsburg Will work? Who really was the last Jedi? What is Psalms 17:7? All that plus Little Ghost Man, terrified sucking, sun leaf blowers, Blart's yacht bread, and stupid, pointless Simpsons. Happy New Year and see you after our winter hiatus!  NEXT TIME: ???????? Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com  Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.comSupport us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios   Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Rita, Tracy, Moira, and Claire discuss the later chapters of Trees in The Forest: Growing Readers and Writers through Deep Comprehension. They go through the benefits of reading children's books and discussing a "feeling of place" with your students/children. Blart & Trees in the Forest are available for purchase at rootedinlanguage.com/shop.

American Thanksgiving is upon us yet again and while we reflect on the bounty that various cosmic powers have provided us with, we can also be grateful that Kevin James' comedy highlight, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 has been digitally captured for our endless, annual enjoyment.   Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery   Music: "Fly Away" by John Camerson

Happy Turkey Day!  The Cinematic Flushers take on parkour robbers!  When an overweight security guard (Kevin James) finds himself trapped in a mall with a group of thieves on Black Friday, he attempts to take them out and impress the girl of his dreams (Jayma Mays).  What follows are 91 minutes of lame fat jokes, painfully unfunny physical gags, radio station soundtrack, and Mays looking like she filmed all her scenes at gunpoint. Here's the TRAILER. Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast. We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

We come full circle in this episode. It all comes back to making dumb Mall Cop jokes.

We come full circle in this episode. It all comes back to making dumb Mall Cop jokes.

Mark Steadman, Jon Hickman and Danny Smith continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. This episode has bad language in it from the start. Bistro Illegal This is a bar Ford and Hotblack used to crash, pretending to be health inspectors, and a chance for Danny to share a story of impersonating a journalist and discovering shorthand. Bistromathics A wonderful new method of crossing vast interstellar distances without all that dangerous mucking about with improbability factors. Jon is called upon to defend this mode of transport. Bjanjy Territories Where there is a wedding between Prince Gid of the Soofling Dynasty and Princess Hooli of Raui Alpha. Trillian Astra reports on the wedding. Here, Danny tells us about the most dangerous place he's ever been, and you will not expect the answer. Blagulon Kappa This is where Bangbang and Shooty come from, and where they play Badabingo. Blamwellamum of Woont An opera by Rizgar's, whose closing piece, March of the AnjaQantine Star Guard from Act IV was performed by the Hallapolis State Opera was heard by Random when she stumbled upon the wreckage of the ship Arthur crash-landed in. Blart Versenwald III We discuss what Adams may have meant by featuring this character in the final chapter of the fourth book. Body debits Body debiting is the means of teleportation via card-based transaction, and another mode of transport for Jon to defend. Hypothetical Trillian Vote on your favourite actor to play Tricia McMillan in a hypothetical new Netflix series of the Hitchhiker's Guide. (And yes, we know Jon said Sarah when he meant Sandra. Keep your email to yourself!) Book recommendation This week we're recommending Billy Liar by Keith Waterhouse. Pick it up in audiobook form for free by taking out a free 30 day trial with Audible. Just head to audibletrial.com/leopard to get started. Get in touch Share some of Blart theories by emailing feedback@btlpodcast.com. Follow @ iamsteadman, @ probablydrunk and @ jonhickman on Twitter. Check out Danny's Gig of My Life zine in aid of the Manchester bombing relief fund, and the charity single for the Birmingham bin men, co-written by Jon Hickman. Also check out Jon and Mark's side-project, Thread.

Mark Steadman, Jon Hickman and Danny Smith continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. This episode has bad language in it from the start. Bistro Illegal This is a bar Ford and Hotblack used to crash, pretending to be health inspectors, and a chance for Danny to share a story of impersonating a journalist and discovering shorthand. Bistromathics A wonderful new method of crossing vast interstellar distances without all that dangerous mucking about with improbability factors. Jon is called upon to defend this mode of transport. Bjanjy Territories Where there is a wedding between Prince Gid of the Soofling Dynasty and Princess Hooli of Raui Alpha. Trillian Astra reports on the wedding. Here, Danny tells us about the most dangerous place he's ever been, and you will not expect the answer. Blagulon Kappa This is where Bangbang and Shooty come from, and where they play Badabingo. Blamwellamum of Woont An opera by Rizgar’s, whose closing piece, March of the AnjaQantine Star Guard from Act IV was performed by the Hallapolis State Opera was heard by Random when she stumbled upon the wreckage of the ship Arthur crash-landed in. Blart Versenwald III We discuss what Adams may have meant by featuring this character in the final chapter of the fourth book. Body debits Body debiting is the means of teleportation via card-based transaction, and another mode of transport for Jon to defend. Hypothetical Trillian Vote on your favourite actor to play Tricia McMillan in a hypothetical new Netflix series of the Hitchhiker's Guide. (And yes, we know Jon said Sarah when he meant Sandra. Keep your email to yourself!) Book recommendation This week we're recommending Billy Liar by Keith Waterhouse. Pick it up in audiobook form for free by taking out a free 30 day trial with Audible. Just head to audibletrial.com/leopard to get started. Get in touch Share some of Blart theories by emailing feedback@btlpodcast.com. Follow @iamsteadman, @probablydrunk and @jonhickman on Twitter. Check out Danny's Gig of My Life zine in aid of the Manchester bombing relief fund, and the charity single for the Birmingham bin men, co-written by Jon Hickman. Also check out Jon and Mark's side-project, Thread.

Andrew, Gunnar, and Miles find obscure game titles from (now defunct) Steam Greenlight and guess what they are without knowing a single thing about them.

Lolly’s summer camp adventure continues with her first day of camp!  But as Lolly explains in her letter to Granny Dot, camp’s not as much fun as she hoped. Fortunately, she soon learns that there’s a rainbow popsicle at the end of every storm. Recording engineer – Paul Rudolph Written by Jamie Donmoyer and Leslie Carrara-Rudolph […]

Battling further into the Wave Echo Cavern alongside Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes close in upon the villainous Black Spider. Ranger is blinded by a magical amulet, Alyn (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finally get some scouting done, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) teaches Ranger how to read! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice

When Granny Dot wins summer camp coupons for everyone, Lolly and her pals find themselves embarking on separate summer adventures. Tune in to learn what happens when Lolly and her pals go “Summer Camp’n” in this multi-episode series! THIS WEEK: Summer Camp’n Part 1: Journey to Camp BLART! With Gordon at the wheel, Lolly and […]

Paul Blart is so chubby but so good at saving the day, and I think we can all learn a little lesson from that. We can also learn lessons from musical guest Mark Jumper, who joined us in the studio this week to go deep into how he uses music to tell stories, his musical influences, and the importance of just continuing to practice your craft until something good happens. Leave us a VOICEMAIL! https://www.speakpipe.com/upfordpodcast SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion Get MERCH from TeePublic! shrsl.com/?dc69 Check out Troubadour on June 30th! https://www.facebook.com/events/754383868056134 @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @johandenora @redrandom ft. David Hall as the voice of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 Find Mark on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/bdtem And Bandcamp! https://bobdeyman.bandcamp.com/ And his cool site that Kate mentioned: bdtem.co.in

This week the Pauls move house so haven’t quite set up their ultimate recording situation – sorry – but make up for it by getting real angry trying to find the one good thing about Paul Blart Mall Blart 2 Blart, so there is a bit more swearing than normal. Kind of like listening to a podcast by two deaf old men arguing about a place they’ve never been but have just seen a scary-looking youth reading about it in a magazine, through a window, from a moving train. It's a Valentine's Day treat! Featuring: Blart, the perfect cinematic experience, talking talking talking, blart, Paul’s extremely normal day job, blart, four good jokes, blart, blart, always always talking, laughing at others, blart, our five-star experience of the Wynn Resort, Las Vegas, some good old negging and blart blart blart.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! We decided to release this early so you can listen in airports or while making pies. We start off by inducting Lucille Bluth and CJ Cregg into our little Hall of Fame in the segment "Strength of Character". The Main Event: We have experienced (or will experience) so much amazing culture this November! We take a deep dive into Doctor Strange, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, and Arrival, as well as chat about Gilmore Girls, The Grand Tour and The Crown. Plus, we continue our Pop Culture Traditions from last year and mention more seasonal entertainment including episodes of The West Wing and New Girl, and the seasonal podcast Til Death Do Us Blart. As always, our intro/outro music is "We are Highscore" by Krackatoa.  

Here we are again, friends. It's been what can only be described as a BonerYear, but that won't stop us from watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 a-fucking-gain. Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy Music: "You Are The Light" by Jens Lekman

Mystakin is absent this week, so The Echo Crew come up with their next great Paul Blart idea. Topics include: Pokemon wedding, Jeff's musical success, Green Day, The Witness, Super Mario Maker, new consoles, the latest Xbone update, Against Me, Rock Band DLC, Homestar Runner, and more!

The crew talks throat punching demons, the surprising effectiveness of chicken hats, and the healing powers of Wizard Soda and Chris Pratt's voice.  As you may have guessed from the title, this episode is all about the man, the myth, the mall cop: Paul Blart.  That's right, it's a Blartisode.  David segue's into a few Blart flicks that will break your Blart. Tim brings true Blartistry with his films that star our lovable friend, Paul "The Blart" Blart. Nick opens up the vault and releases silent but deadly Blarts that only want destruction.  At Unpitchable, we pride ourselves as the #1 source of prime Blartquel material.  So from our Blart to yours, we hope you enjoy this Blartastrophe. (Will somebody send this in to Guinness and see if we won the award for most times "Blart" is used in a paragraph?)

This time, we make up for lost weeks and review both Paul Blart movies. Derek regrets his decisions in life.Next week: The sheep-based black-comedy, Black Sheep (2006).Download: http://www.frost.works/52F/mp3/52Films_08-09.mp3

Derbi and Blart do a little scrim on Love, Cops OINKITY OINK and de ja vu.  VOICEMAIL TO US ON THE WEBSITE!  www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner Find your clog-stem!

A Mountain View startup called Knightscope has developed a fleet of crime-fighting machinery it hopes to rent for less than minimum wage to malls. Are mall cop jobs in danger? Will punk kids cower in fear at the vaguely Dalek-shaped mall security robots? Anthony and Jeff predict a very different outcome. Get all your sweet We Have Concerns merch by swinging by http://wehaveconcerns.com/shop Hey! If you’re enjoying the show, please take a moment to rate/review it on whatever service you use to listen. Here’s the iTunes link: http://bit.ly/wehaveconcerns And here’s the Stitcher link: http://bit.ly/stitcherwhc Jeff on Twitter: http://twitter.com/jeffcannata Anthony on Twitter: http://twitter.com/acarboni Today’s story was sent in by Benjamin Floreancig: http://techcrunch.com/2015/12/31/meet-knightscopes-crime-fighting-robots/ If you’ve seen a story you think belongs on the show, send it to wehaveconcernsshow@gmail.com or leave it on the subreddit: http://reddit.com/r/wehaveconcerns

Sit down, pour a mug of hot cocoa and prepare for an annual tradition that you can pass on to your children, their children and their children and their children. It's Til Death Do Us Blart, an annual review of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 that will continue until the end of linear time. Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy Music: "Vou Recomeçar," Gal Costa

Sturike Blart: Charlie Cop

The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. There is no escape.

On this episode we review Ridley Scott's latest sci-fi epic, The Martian. We also list our favourite movie quotes of all time, discuss the greatest films of 2000, and rewatch Paul Blart: Mall Cop. As well as all this we take listener questions, play the final round of FaMovie Fortunes, and give away a terrific prize. 00:00 Intro 01:54 Top 3 movie quotes 15:08 Review - The Martian 34:58 Prize giveaway 39:38 Skip Back in Time - 2000 45:55 Rewatch - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 58:26 FaMovie Fortunes 01:07:24 Listener questions 01:23:50 Outro

Kevin James is back in the role that made him moderately successful, he returns as Paul Blart yet again; but this time he takes on Vegas! When some henchmen try to steal art from the Wyatt in Vegas, it's up to Blart, and his new team of fellow Mall Cops to save the day and rescue his daughter. Me & Scott give you our review!

Hello! Welcome. This is the premiere episode of Pod Blart: Mall Cast - a podcast dedicated to dissecting the cinematic achievements of Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Your hosts for this start-studded affair are vaguely noteworthy media auteurs Patrick Kolan and Andrew P. Street. Special guest for episode one is actress Mikaela Franco who, incidentally, also came up with the best line in the podcast, where we draw this episode's title. Sheesh. You don't even need to listen now!

In this very special episode, our dear friend Lenore (@asukalangley) drops by to salute Tails: LGBT Icon. Listen in as the Queen of Memes herself regales us with tales of her torrid love affair with Goofy and narrates some zesty Sonic/Tails fanfiction. Notes: Pitbull nightmares, international daddydom regulations, #MonsterGirlVaginaGate, Tails: Hetero Race Car Driver?, Goofy fucking, Big Gay, Blart canon, Seinfeld/Sonic crossover, two gay 'tudes, Tails Comes Out the Closet Chapters 2 and 3, MC Ride and the Noid, Yuri Discussions with Russ and Lenore.

In this episode of MC Hawking's Podcore Nerdcast, Ken, Len, and Cassie talk about Big Bad Wolves, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, questionable racism on the form when selling used equipment to Guitar Center, and Ken's long con on a boarding school roommate. We play "Who Said It: Jaden Smith or Jean-Paul Satre". Cassie brings the latest in Dinosaur News. Will it Suck: The Avengers: Age of Ultron. LIKE us on Facebook at http://facebook.com/mchawkingspodcorenerdcast, and follow @podcorenerdcast and @mchawking on Twitter!   Index: Five-Loco 00:00:36 Because the first version of episode fourteen lacked energy. Woosta? 00:01:52 Why are town names in Massachusetts so hard to pronounce? See also this great BuzzFeed Video! Shout-Outs 00:05:05 James Wheeler Walters, Brad Lajoie, and Beefy Stack Overflow 00:06:33 Ken's Nerdcore Porn Name Pink Moscato 00:07:30 Ken Shows His Support for the LGBT community. Edit Point 00:09:15 Musical interlude during Cassie's bathroom break. Nerds Need to Know 00:10:32 Big Bad Wolves (Film) Let's Play a Game 00:12:21 Jaden Smith or Jean-Paul Satre(after we get done talking about Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Guitar Center and some other stuff) Penguin Had a Radio 00:30:57 Ken tells us about JAFO the Twinkie Guy and the best long con ever. Dino News 00:40:01 A "plaster model" in a museum turns out to be an actual ichthyosaur fossil. Plus a musical interlude! New fungal find indicates dinosaurs did drugs. No, seriously. Creature Double Feature 00:51:20 Ken remembers Matango: Attack of the Mushroom People. Memory Card Full 00:52:18 A Special Message from MC Hawking More Dino News 00:53:00 Archeologists discover actual sleestaks. Well, crocodile-type dinos that walked erect. Check out the photo on our Facebook Page and tell us they remind you of sleestaks too. Will It Suck 00:59:30 The Avengers: Age of Ultron Closing Chatter 01:03:50 Ken Can't Wink

I honest to God thought I had already reviewed Paul Blart since it had come out in 2009, but alas I could not find it as far as my spreadsheet was concerned so I briefly mention my score that I had given IMDB a while back before starting with the review of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. Following that is the Box Office Report. And for the Trailer Spot this week is Star Wars: The Force Awakens and Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice. It's a pretty exciting time for trailers and since summer is right around the corner means we will be seeing some new and cool stuff soon. Also I do the news, as is expected, and lastly I review Lone Survivor. Enjoy the show! Opening and Closing Song: You Know You Like It by DJ Snake and Aluna George

Our Chiller Theatre Expo April 2015 retrospective! We spoke to, or about, these celebrities: Don Most, James Darren, Lee Meriwether, Dick Miller (documentary That Guy Dick Miller), Michael Gross, Terry Kiser, Rip Torn, and Richard Karn. Also in this episode: the end of the Ron and Fez Show, Jeremy Piven, Greg denied by Michael Keaton, Greg missed Michael J. Fox thanks to moronic out-of-control autograph dealers, Jason Biggs is not Jewish but is from New Jersey, Greg attending the Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 movie premiere, a Rob-view of Cape Fear (1991) starring Nick Nolte and Robert De Niro, Harmy's Star Wars Despecialized Edition, Blackthorne Publishing's The Transformers in 3-D comic books, Greg's streak of bad luck meeting A-list celebrities, Jay Leno, the 2015 Tribeca Film Festival, meeting Michelle Rodriguez, Steve Guttenberg, Garrett Hedlund, Kevin Pollak, and Robert De Niro, missing George Lucas, Olivia Wilde, George Clooney, Christopher Walken, and Arnold Schwartzenegger, Radio Man, chasing down Justin Long and Amanda Seyfried, and FX upfronts (Chris Parnell, Jessica Walter, and Steve Ranazissi). 118 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com

In which we take back the Blart. For more information visit sexykissingdoctorshow.com

It's time to Blart it up! Topics include: Paul Blart, midnight movie releases, segways, Smash Bros. DLC, Kingdom Hearts, Guitar Hero Live, battle royal high school, guns, and more!

Dave is driven to (bleeped) profanity by a terrible comedy while Alonso tries to distract him with even worse attempts at humor. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and glowingly review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, you can like the life your living, you can live the life you like. Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE STEPHEN SONDHEIM COLLECTION Dave's DVD pick of the week: FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD (1967) Also mentioned: OBSERVE AND REPORT

Van is joined by Dearne Community Cinema’s Kase Allen to look at revenge action flick John Wick, comedy sequel Hot Tub Time Machine 2, drone drama Good Kill, true story Woman In Gold, Kevin James comedy Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, and high-school tale The Duff.

Book reviews of The Complete Book of Discipleship, by Bill Hall, Confessions of a Reformissional Rev., by Mark Driscoll, fun with John Daker, movie reviews of Inception and Paul Blart, Mall Cop, and two Bible readings.

0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme0:31 - 3:09 - We introduce our guest host, Brock Mahan.3:10 - 30:55 - We watch that mall cop movie. No, not that one. The dumb one.30:56 - 34:00- Final judgments34:01 - 39:42 - The sad bastards recommend.39:43 - 40:50 - Goodbyes, theme and a special message about Stuart's penis.

In this episode: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) starring Kevin James, the upcoming movie Not Another Not Another Movie (2009) starring Chevy Chase and Vinnie Jones, Funny Money (2006) starring Chevy Chase, the TV show The Beast starring Patrick Swayze, Jeremy Piven's mercury poisoning, Taken (2008) starring Liam Neeson, The Dark Knight (2008) starring Christian Bale and Heath Ledger, Shatner's Raw Nerve on The Biography Channel, William Shatner and Casey Kasem going crazy in the studio, Darryl McCauley stealing $1 million from Dane Cook, WormyT's impressive ThunderCats movie trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb50GMmY5nk), Tom Cruise's desire to star on Broadway, Elvis Presley's deceptive songwriting credits, and Ricky Gervais's HBO comedy special Out of England. 28 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com