Morning Mayhem

Amato can't find anything happy on the radio; both Christmas songs and news is making him sad. But cocoa could be the answer.It's ugly sweater day!Canada finds missing/stolen jewels and gets to keep them. Warships are the next big thing.And both basketball teams won in convincing fashion!And we'll see you next year!

Amato had a less than merry ride into work. Saddest Christmas songs are debated. Turns out every property in Monopoly is a real place--who knew? (Not Amato)Boys Swim Captains preview the upcoming season. Holiday Cheer is in the Air!

This morning was 50 degrees warmer than the beginning of the week, proving once again, if you don't like New England weather, just wait a minute.Woodland visited LRMS the day before to get the incoming freshmen excited about coming to Woodland. They will be visiting WRHS in January.IT'S PIZZA DAY!! (that's all I gotta say about that)The rules of dressing for the week leading up to the holiday break.Getting your photos recovered through AI.Lakeview ShadAnd Basketball broadcasts.

The extra camera view might be worked out. . . might.Amato wonders who went sledding with the last snow storm and Tomlin notes that his kids did. The crew discussed the possibility about snow on Christmas. The Oscars will join this show by broadcast on YouTube, so we are like co-workers now.AI jobs needed include electrical workers and construction workers, along with server control techs.Brain scans might not be right. And the Girls Basketball wins!

It's the middle of the "that" week, the week right before break when teachers are loading up tests and parties and walking that balancing line.Right when we get back there will be course registration and it will be time to sign for next year's courses.Netflix seems ready to take over Warner Brothers, you can dive on the Black Pearl and a statue of liberty falls over.Woodland Basketball in action.

With the snow fall and icy roads, we took the morning off yesterday and arrived safely at work. But everything was back on track this morning. A bit of a throwback to wintery storms from 2018 when you could measure the depth with a yardstick. What is a yardstick you ask?Belarus and Russia can compete independently in the Olympics and International Chess competitions. But chess is not an Olympic sport.In Waterbury where the water main break is continuing to hold up school and affect sports programs around the league.And we have a new camera angle that we haven't quite figured out yet.

Amato fixes his car by finding a nuisance rolling around. PJ Day is school-wide--shocker that Tomlin appears to sleep in business casual attire.Recycle books in the media center by making them into Christmas trees. Tomlin is not a fan.New York Historical Society gets hip.Cold kids are smarter.Cracker Barrel updates their menu.Basketball season starts.And Swiftie Arrmy members--Avery DiGiovanna, Megan Murray, Daniela Santos, and Vickie Delucia--give insight to Taylor's draw.

Black ice was the travel advisory today, but the crew made it in unscathed. With a well-intentioned desire to share the Spotify Wrapped with the audience, the live show actually was abruptly cut away, but this episode has the lost audio, so you are finding a treasure that the live audience did not.Oh, BTW fire is old.And we increased our viewership by 999% so thank you!

The bus idea still has legs (see episode 67 for details) , maybe make some updates for student busses next.Getting the reach out to our target audience--not sure that our base clients are being well-represented so Amato suggested that students are randomly interviewed to find out more about them. Not sure how that will land.Australia has banned social media for their teenage citizens so it looks like we are banned in Australia.Girls Basketball Captains Ava and Carina have a positive outlook season.

Today's Elevator Pitch: Teacher Bus--Uber for Teachers. It could be the next big thing. Everyone should wear PJs for PJ Day on Friday! All proceeds to benefit Connecticut's Childrens Hospital.Egyptians knew how to relax and enjoy the summers.And one of Woodland's greatest football teams ended their season with an incredible run to the state semis.

It's cold, but it's going to get colder. Teachers are getting more inspired in their outdoor accoutrement for the Class S State Finals tonight.The Griswolds weren't the only family with a Christmas Tree adventure. Dr. Dana Mulligan is visited by the CASciac Assistant Principal of the Year Selection Committee today. A big day indeed for Woodland.TONIGHT- Woodland takes on Sheehan for a berth into the State Finals.

First there was a half day with professional development--then the weather happened. It became a full day with a delayed opening. So, not really crazy, but we don't have much in the way of excitement so this was the most we had this week.If you ever wondered what came first, chicken or the egg, it was actually mustard, way before ketchup (or catsup).CMEA Finalists who will be performing in the Southern Region Ensemble and representing Woodland's Fine Arts Programs stopped by, but here is the full list:Concert Band:Blake Polaski- Trombone 2 (4th Year in a row!)Persy Dravis- Tuba (1st Year!)Arina Rigali- Mallets (2nd Year in a row!)Treble Choir:Casey Mulvihill- Soprano (2nd Year in a row!)Mixed Choir:Lucas-John Minicucci - Tenor (1st Year!)

I'm not cold; you are! Or are you? The debate over what is "New England" cold was, well, up for debate. Either way, New England cold is cold. And for that reason, bus drivers deserve a lot of credit for getting those busses running early and warming up the cabs for all our students.The humpback whale population has more than quadrupled over the past decade and we are here for it.And MOMMA MANNING joins the show for an update on the football team's Class S quarterfinal win over Bloomfield.

Everything got canceled with cautions for black ice, but that doesn't deter Amato--he revels in inclement weather driving. But no one has snow tires any more.Chernobyl Fungi is not a 90s alt-punk band. You'll have to listen to understand how that helps NASA.And the NVL CHAMPS, Woodland Football team shows up: Mark Poulin, Nico Scampolino, and Erik Pulkinnen

Amato gets the camera restarted and reruns the beginning of the show (You can only catch that on Facebook feed). Everybody debates the leftovers of Thanksgiving meals, Elon Musk belives that people can be replaced in 20 years. And Woodland Football wins the NVL!

What can I say? The dapper Tomlin was in "cas" mode for pep rally day, a day of excitement and chaos. And, dare I say, mayhem? Perhaps.Decker wrestles with a panda, Laguna Beach decides on a new flag, and . . . MOMMA MANNING CALLS IN! That's right--she's back with a preview of the big Thanksgiving Eve game, War in the Woods.Lots going on today.

It's here--SPIRIT WEEK! That's why the hallway looks so diabolically red. But the other hallways were colorized as well--yellow, blue, green.

Sometimes--I guess most of the time--things go perfectly fine. And there's today. One of the streams wouldn't stream and we had to drop it so it took longer to get online and well, the show, while it did happen, is considerably shorter. But it does count; that's all I am saying.

Amato was left alone at the beginning, and Dr. M stepped in until the rest of the crew shows up. The high school dance is a thing of the past, except for Homecoming. We hit 51 Spotify followers! Shout out to #51 - Chris LauckMorning Mayhem Day is officially set for February 1.Titanic can be visited virtually in New York,And lots of UConn sports this weekend: Men and Women Basketball, Football, and Preston Alessio playing on the UConn Soccer team.

Well if haven't checked out morningmayhem.show, now is the time! Plus you can find where to follow us, find great older episodes, and even buy some merch!Also, we are looking for flag ideas, mascots, and someone to sing our jingle live.

Amato contemplates the necessity of the pompom on the top of the beanie. Turns out there is a reason--sailors. Listen to find out the details.Tomlin reveals the word of the year--parasocial. Yea, that's what we thought too. Also, you can take a cruise and never leave land when you travel on the retired Medina, not the funky cold.Collins guest hosts the sports and notes the upsets in the college NCAA world, and the defeat of the Uruguay national team by team USA.TODAY's GUEST: Tyler Patchkofsky and the Ski and Snowboard club.

Without Decker today, Tomlin and Amato just found themselves engrossed in debating the tradition of traditions here at Woodland--Spirit Week. Oh, something called the Learning Lamp.Getting your license is never easier--both on students and parents. But scenes from the movie, License to Drive, made the morning show as a reflection of the process.And Baby Shark is still a thing. And now even bigger and better then ever now that is going public. Buy some shares today!

Amato clears out the discount bin for Dolphin's gear after their win. Smartwatches win last week's poll, but this week finds if you are passenger or driver.Ski and Snowboard club is looking for members and you can find info on Schoology. Look for the join code on the slideshow.Amelia Earhart audio files are found, but she was not.Woodland football continues its run toward a state title.And, oh, yea, the Dolphins won. Not sure that was mentioned.

Thursday the 13th, second scariest day. Amato notes that roses are wooden, and it all ties together in the interview. Tomlin gets everyone to stock up on Italian pasta. Amato is determined to start a pasta business, but notes there is a deli in Maine, which it isn't; it's an Italian resturant.Director Reda and cast member, Finn White, stop by to discuss the upcoming presentation of Suite Surrender this weekend.

Mid week return and feeling the effects of New England. It was snowing yesterday, and also sunny, and very cold. A little bit fall everything all at once.Day off is just a day to get things done that have been overlooked. Luxembourg gets a new flag as does Vancouver, Washington.UConn sports are tearing it up and Woodland gets ready for the Winter sports season.

Cold, rainy days make leaf raking all but impossible. But Amato has a plan--a big bag and a tractor. How is that all going to work out? Only time will tell.Who was the "Fedora Man" from the Louvre heist? Traditional watches seem to be the fan favorite on the show, but Tomlin takes it next level with his traditional pocket watch.Decker wraps up the volleyball season as the last team in states dropped to Joel Barlow on Saturday.

Turn those heaters on; winter is coming! And quite possibly it's our fault because we thought hell would freeze over before we got to fifty episodes this year. ¯_(ツ)_/¯The Toy HOF winners were announced and we didn't get a single one correct.Tomlin works on ealry morning traffic report for the ancient Romans.And Decker heralds the Woodland Football team for putting Holy Cross away and the Volleyball team for keeping their state run alive.

This morning the crew selects their nominees for the Annual Toy of the Year inductees; however tomorrow the true selections will be revealed.And honestly, that was most of the show today. A little bit of AI news and warnings about a geo-solar storm, and Volleyball continuing in states, too.Here's to hoping the lightsaber gets in [fingers crossed].

Started out just over freezing as everyone gets the rest of the week going after a day off for elections and teacher professional development.While it was election day, Tomlin held the crew to task and found out that Decker and he did vote while Amato did not; he was more upset with the fact that you can't get a reward and a deal on the McDonald's app any more.ON THE PHONE: NVL Champ, Coach Ray Snyder

Dead stop traffic kept a bunch of students from getting to school on time, maybe even some staff. But the Morning Mayhem Crew still got the show under way!Video issues seem to be straightened out. Let us know if there are any issues.AI is starting t take over both sides of education--learning and teaching. What is next?And the 2025 JV Volleyball team was triumphant this weekend over Naugatuck.

Tomlin and Decker use Halloween to dress as new father, Kenan Collins. And Abby Vance dressed as Tomlin (as seen in the cover image).It's Halloween and looks like a good night for it. Especially since this life has been proved not to be a computer simulation. Another museum gets robbed and a new museum opens in Egypt. Football notches another win (68-0) at Wolcott. And the GIRLS SWIM AND DIVE TEAM TAKE THE NVL!

Amato reminisces about mischief night and rigging his pumpkins for safety. The crew debates whether coupons are worthy Halloween "treats" which they assumed aren't the favorite of the children.Some Australian schools can't tell the difference between the Caesars--Roman emperors, not salads. And the Dodgers drop a game to the rising Blue Jays.No sports in action from the night before.

With the weather getting colder, debates the controversy that swirls around the age old decision--sweatshirt or hoodie (hoodie, ofc). Looks like students are leaning toward keeping the Internet over basic heat and A/C. Tomlin updates the penny shortage while hosting a "Penny War" in Student Government for spirit week. AI could replace teachers. Volleyball drops a tough one in NVL semis, and the NVL CHAMPS, Girls Soccer, swings by: Coach Jillian Jackman and Captains Avery DiGiovanna and Giulianna Celotto.

With all the traffic on Pine Bridge this morning, the crew got off to a late start and even their guest was later than expected. Add to that the camera still wasn't working and you get a hot mess of Tuesday. But the show must go on! Theoretically speaking, of course. And it did.Leah Zainc, NVL Champion Cross Country runner, was the guest of the hour.Girls Soccer won NVL tournament and the Dodgers finally finished an 18-inning marathon, about two minutes ago.

Momma Returns, Jewel Thiefs, Sinking Ships, Football Over Ansona, Soccer and VBall NVL Semis, Zainc's Sportsmanship

WED 10-22Parent-Teacher Conferences start tonight, Powerpuff on Thursday, plenty of events coming up for Spirit Week.Thank you bus drivers for all they do, especially those that drop you off at 7AM and then again @9PM at night. Those are some long days.AI is getting a hold on how you search. Darien CT gets a new flag. And Woodland Volleyball beats Holy Cross in five sets.We're back on Monday!

Tomlin and Amato reminisce about the old radio days of Woodland Regional broadcasts, which leads them to ponder where all their old photos have gone.Looks like news broadcasts are about to change--AI has taken over the role of news caster which led the crew to believe they could all be replaced with AI, and probably for the better.Decker stumped the guys with the Mercy mascot, and sports were quiet for Monday but get ramped up for Tuesday.

Getting a late start because of road work in his neighborhood, Amato laments the inconvenience, but notes that he wanted the roads repaired so you can't have it both ways. But he did miss the memo on Suit Jacket Monday.Tomlin finds that there's a hyper realistic AI-controlled humanoid robot coming for our jobs and probably can do it better than us.Decker had a few sports updates, but Amato and Tomlin were able to help out. And only the Packers were successful for those who are keeping score.

With Decker and Tomlin on hiatus this morning, Dana Mulligan guest hosted on the sports desk, in a reprisal of the very first "rebooted" Morning Mayhem show from February 1, 2021.Want to keep pesky rodents from snacking on your porch pumpkins--vinegar to the rescue. ESPN can't broadcast from overseas UConn Womens Basketball opener due to the shutdown, may have to head stateside for that.Girls Soccer gets a rematch against Holy Cross, Girls Swim ekes out a win, and Volleyball take St. Paul in three.

Amato smells. Well, he smelled a skunk on the drive in to work, then began reminiscing about missing skunks (I don't know, I just write the cutlines for the episode). Tomlin finds a bunch of stories about ancient artifacts and dead bodies and Decker notes that post season play is here. The girls cross country team landed 3rd overall in the NVL with Leah Zainc finishing in 1st place, and the boys came in at 7th. Boys soccer missed post season by one match with their loss to Oxford.

It was National "I Love Lucy" Day, a testament to pure comedy that stands the test of time--funny is just funny. Daylight savings time could affect the twilight hours of Halloween, but won't, because it is after Halloween. Boys soccer inches closer to a playoff berth, and girls soccer celebrates the seniors.

Amato realizes that rain means grass grows, team determines whether bathing is worth it, and the Yellowjacket Volleyball Invitational Tournament champs stop by!

Well, hell hath frozen over as the weather reacted to the Giants win. Tomlin explores the discovery of the Ichthyosaurus "sword dragon" which was not a dinosaur but morphed into a mammal. Decker notes the Woodland Volleyball regular season sweep, which hasn't happened often in 20 years. And we learn that the Lewis Mills mascot is not the Sword Dragons.

Woodland has wide parking spaces and offer easy parking access. Amato tries to get 10-9 to be something fetch. Tomlin updates a new flag for Boca Raton which Miami Vice colorsNot too many sports for Thursday, but Decker laments the Giants game for tonight against the Eagles.

When is the last time you jumped into a giant leaf pile? Looks like that time is here again! Renayldo just made a billion dollars. And Woodland Cross Country keeps outpacing the field.

A Tuesday vibing like a Thursday, velcro shoes and Crocs. A saint is on display, AirBus overtakes Boeing, and China dives under the Artic Shelf. Today's mascot challenge: Newtown WarHawks (not Night Eagles).TIMER TEAM CAPTAINS: Blake Polaski, Arthur Schultz, Dawson Jack

Decker realizes that Columbus Day is still a week away, experts reassess how quickly AI will take over the world and Woodland sports is showing strength in the NVL.Sports team mascot count: 15:10 (wins/losses)

DONUT DAY!!! Get ready for club fair! and more frozen screens, new flag update, and Red Sox lose.Full slate of sports for today.

Amato forgot his watch and of course that has to be discussed. Do you wear a watch? Smart one or fashionable?It's getting colder--bundle up.Half days now serve lunch. Get that during any study hall or right after the last bell!Jane Goodall has died, Thomas Pinchon releases a new book.Soccer Teams win and Red Sox lose.

Even with the slight tech glitches, the show must go on. I mean, it really doesn't, but we did anyway.Never knew what "rabbit, rabbit" was? That is answered today. How was your long car trips? I can't even explain the fondue and glacier touching segment.Woodland continues to dominate in sports, and the Red Sox pulled off an incredible "didn't-see-that-coming" win.

Too many apps, too few cameras. Hopefully we get this fixed for tomorrow. And what is up with the 6-7 phenomenon? New state law requires lunch served on half days, while NASA plans for a village on the moon. And if you are in the North East, you probably have picked a side in the Red Sox-Yankee Wild Card game.