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24 horas
24 horas - Alejandro Fernández, presidente del PPC: "Salvador Illa no es de fiar"

24 horas

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2024 12:35


Alejandro Fernández, presidente del PPC y candidato a las elecciones catalanas del 12 de mayo, ha subrayado en el Informativo 24 horas de RNE que “si el PP tiene la llave, habrá cambio en Cataluña” y sobre posibles pactos, ha añadido que “el separatismo tiene que irse a la oposición y que “si eso se cumple, podemos sentarnos a hablar.” Aunque ha reiterado que “en Cataluña, Vox que haga su camino y nosotros el nuestro” y ha destacado “la buena sintonía" que hay en su partido ahora mismo.El candidato del Partido Popular a las elecciones catalanas ha asegurado que “Salvador Illa no es de fiar” y ha dicho que lo que hizo el PP catalán en el Ayuntamiento de Barcelona, permitiendo al socialista Jaume Collboni hacerse con la alcaldía, no se va a repetir a nivel autonómico. Alejandro Fernández, además, ha destacado que “el turismo español ha bajado mucho en Cataluña” porque, asegura, “se sienten insultados.” Considera que “Junts o ERC han utilizado expresiones como 'colonos' para los catalanes que no pensamos como ellos” y que él “quiere que la gente vuelva a Cataluña."Escuchar audio

Goed Werk
Circulariteitsbijdrage op producten: is dat wel eerlijk voor de consument? (11 april 2024)

Goed Werk

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2024 13:51


Verplicht één euro extra betalen voor je computer, je tas, je bank, dat is het plan van Fiar, bracheorganisatie voor producenten en importeurs van elektronica. Met al die euro's moet er geïnvesteerd worden in duurzame economie. Maar is het wel eerlijk om dat prijskaartje bij de consument neer te leggen? Presentator Hans van der Steeg in gesprek met: * André Habets, directeur van Fiar * Babette Porcelijn, schrijver van het boek 'De Verborgen Impact'

Iglesia Presbiteriana Westminster - EPC
¿Quién Está Dispuesto A Fiar? - Sermón 31 de diciembre de 2023

Iglesia Presbiteriana Westminster - EPC

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2024 29:20


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Momentum Financial
INVERTIR EN ORO ¿Es el momento perfecto? | ¿Son de fiar los DIVIDENDOS CHINA?

Momentum Financial

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2023 160:36


Son de fiar los DIVIDENDOS CHINA? En el programa de hoy Ciprés y José nos lo cuentan todo, además hablaremos del momento actual del ORO y si ha llegado la hora de INVERTIR en él.También nos traen las últimas noticias de la empresa Spotify Technology $SPOT que ha anunciado un 17% de despidos y sus Resultados Q3.No te lo puedes perder!No olvides que:YA TE PUEDES APUNTAR A LA LISTA DE ESPERA DEL CLUB MOMENTUM!https://momentum.financial/club/

The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™
[[NSFW.]] {Enter The Multiverse}

The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2023 49:26


[some rehashings] I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cast of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i'm dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us.” [The Festival Project] [When it] Turns out, The bottom of your heart Was the tip of the Ice Berg And the whole ship has [s]unk[en], [&] I[t]'s probably ice cold At the bottom of the ocean; I'll tell you where i'm from Why, I'll tell you anything for About one dollar Turns out, I've already got one eye on you; One eye'd sad heart I should probably roll out my art on you [I probably should not] One man bought a kiss, Another, a whole night from her– One man bought a whole farm The other, a Whole Foods Market –and you can't even franchise those Amazon's got a monopoly We were playing for corners of earth, All i got was some kandi, Subscriptions to candidly, Actually, I really liked the tree trial (I think i'll wait a week, sorry) When it turns out The world that you wanted Was actually hours already The dollar you got Was also borrowed And the money they wanted and got Was just actually stolen from someone else They bought all the food up And sold it for profits I promise this avocado Once costs nothing at all But you wanted that car for your daughter She's got a mercedes and don't even drive it My mom, on my honor Of all the garages in Lost Lands, I promise the owner of it was The first to go last, And the last to come home Now he's on his own alter And also the worshiper; How do you go back? Oh, you don't Oh you don't Oh, you don't wanna know that But i was of course, All of your rock bottoms It's bottoms and tops, and We don't let the top fall over, We're counting up crumbs And this muffin costs $24 dollars Pour a whole bottle of coconut water out on the sidewalks For the dead homies Not dead in the general sense But just in the head, the heart, And the soul The homeless are happier at McDonalds Than asking at crossroads and crosswalks For dollars I'd rather spend elsewhere I'll avoid the power struggle at operations for about 18 dollars and 56 sense (Please, keep the pennies) I'm feeling around in my 6th sense that there's Something indecent, or decadent Whichever it is Cause i'm better of with the memory of it Than actually dragging it in. –I'm a cat again. Ouch. Shut up. It HURTS. Of course it hurts, you just had heart surgery without any anistetics. YEah, but to be fair–that was a lot of acid. Yes, but lucily* for you– –or, for him– Lucily for us, there's no lethal amount of acid. –Ouch– –Shut up. That we know of. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

[some rehashings] I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cast of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i'm dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us.” [The Festival Project] [When it] Turns out, The bottom of your heart Was the tip of the Ice Berg And the whole ship has [s]unk[en], [&] I[t]'s probably ice cold At the bottom of the ocean; I'll tell you where i'm from Why, I'll tell you anything for About one dollar Turns out, I've already got one eye on you; One eye'd sad heart I should probably roll out my art on you [I probably should not] One man bought a kiss, Another, a whole night from her– One man bought a whole farm The other, a Whole Foods Market –and you can't even franchise those Amazon's got a monopoly We were playing for corners of earth, All i got was some kandi, Subscriptions to candidly, Actually, I really liked the tree trial (I think i'll wait a week, sorry) When it turns out The world that you wanted Was actually hours already The dollar you got Was also borrowed And the money they wanted and got Was just actually stolen from someone else They bought all the food up And sold it for profits I promise this avocado Once costs nothing at all But you wanted that car for your daughter She's got a mercedes and don't even drive it My mom, on my honor Of all the garages in Lost Lands, I promise the owner of it was The first to go last, And the last to come home Now he's on his own alter And also the worshiper; How do you go back? Oh, you don't Oh you don't Oh, you don't wanna know that But i was of course, All of your rock bottoms It's bottoms and tops, and We don't let the top fall over, We're counting up crumbs And this muffin costs $24 dollars Pour a whole bottle of coconut water out on the sidewalks For the dead homies Not dead in the general sense But just in the head, the heart, And the soul The homeless are happier at McDonalds Than asking at crossroads and crosswalks For dollars I'd rather spend elsewhere I'll avoid the power struggle at operations for about 18 dollars and 56 sense (Please, keep the pennies) I'm feeling around in my 6th sense that there's Something indecent, or decadent Whichever it is Cause i'm better of with the memory of it Than actually dragging it in. –I'm a cat again. Ouch. Shut up. It HURTS. Of course it hurts, you just had heart surgery without any anistetics. YEah, but to be fair–that was a lot of acid. Yes, but lucily* for you– –or, for him– Lucily for us, there's no lethal amount of acid. –Ouch– –Shut up. That we know of. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Gerald’s World.
[[NSFW.]] {Enter The Multiverse}

Gerald’s World.

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2023 49:26


[some rehashings] I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cast of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i'm dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us.” [The Festival Project] [When it] Turns out, The bottom of your heart Was the tip of the Ice Berg And the whole ship has [s]unk[en], [&] I[t]'s probably ice cold At the bottom of the ocean; I'll tell you where i'm from Why, I'll tell you anything for About one dollar Turns out, I've already got one eye on you; One eye'd sad heart I should probably roll out my art on you [I probably should not] One man bought a kiss, Another, a whole night from her– One man bought a whole farm The other, a Whole Foods Market –and you can't even franchise those Amazon's got a monopoly We were playing for corners of earth, All i got was some kandi, Subscriptions to candidly, Actually, I really liked the tree trial (I think i'll wait a week, sorry) When it turns out The world that you wanted Was actually hours already The dollar you got Was also borrowed And the money they wanted and got Was just actually stolen from someone else They bought all the food up And sold it for profits I promise this avocado Once costs nothing at all But you wanted that car for your daughter She's got a mercedes and don't even drive it My mom, on my honor Of all the garages in Lost Lands, I promise the owner of it was The first to go last, And the last to come home Now he's on his own alter And also the worshiper; How do you go back? Oh, you don't Oh you don't Oh, you don't wanna know that But i was of course, All of your rock bottoms It's bottoms and tops, and We don't let the top fall over, We're counting up crumbs And this muffin costs $24 dollars Pour a whole bottle of coconut water out on the sidewalks For the dead homies Not dead in the general sense But just in the head, the heart, And the soul The homeless are happier at McDonalds Than asking at crossroads and crosswalks For dollars I'd rather spend elsewhere I'll avoid the power struggle at operations for about 18 dollars and 56 sense (Please, keep the pennies) I'm feeling around in my 6th sense that there's Something indecent, or decadent Whichever it is Cause i'm better of with the memory of it Than actually dragging it in. –I'm a cat again. Ouch. Shut up. It HURTS. Of course it hurts, you just had heart surgery without any anistetics. YEah, but to be fair–that was a lot of acid. Yes, but lucily* for you– –or, for him– Lucily for us, there's no lethal amount of acid. –Ouch– –Shut up. That we know of. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential
[[NSFW.]] {Enter The Multiverse}

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2023 49:26


[some rehashings] I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cast of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i'm dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us.” [The Festival Project] [When it] Turns out, The bottom of your heart Was the tip of the Ice Berg And the whole ship has [s]unk[en], [&] I[t]'s probably ice cold At the bottom of the ocean; I'll tell you where i'm from Why, I'll tell you anything for About one dollar Turns out, I've already got one eye on you; One eye'd sad heart I should probably roll out my art on you [I probably should not] One man bought a kiss, Another, a whole night from her– One man bought a whole farm The other, a Whole Foods Market –and you can't even franchise those Amazon's got a monopoly We were playing for corners of earth, All i got was some kandi, Subscriptions to candidly, Actually, I really liked the tree trial (I think i'll wait a week, sorry) When it turns out The world that you wanted Was actually hours already The dollar you got Was also borrowed And the money they wanted and got Was just actually stolen from someone else They bought all the food up And sold it for profits I promise this avocado Once costs nothing at all But you wanted that car for your daughter She's got a mercedes and don't even drive it My mom, on my honor Of all the garages in Lost Lands, I promise the owner of it was The first to go last, And the last to come home Now he's on his own alter And also the worshiper; How do you go back? Oh, you don't Oh you don't Oh, you don't wanna know that But i was of course, All of your rock bottoms It's bottoms and tops, and We don't let the top fall over, We're counting up crumbs And this muffin costs $24 dollars Pour a whole bottle of coconut water out on the sidewalks For the dead homies Not dead in the general sense But just in the head, the heart, And the soul The homeless are happier at McDonalds Than asking at crossroads and crosswalks For dollars I'd rather spend elsewhere I'll avoid the power struggle at operations for about 18 dollars and 56 sense (Please, keep the pennies) I'm feeling around in my 6th sense that there's Something indecent, or decadent Whichever it is Cause i'm better of with the memory of it Than actually dragging it in. –I'm a cat again. Ouch. Shut up. It HURTS. Of course it hurts, you just had heart surgery without any anistetics. YEah, but to be fair–that was a lot of acid. Yes, but lucily* for you– –or, for him– Lucily for us, there's no lethal amount of acid. –Ouch– –Shut up. That we know of. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

NEORIDER TRAILRUNNING LIVETALKS
Relojes deportivos y precisión del gasto energético. ¿Te puedes fiar?

NEORIDER TRAILRUNNING LIVETALKS

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2023 11:28


Gracias por escuchar un nuevo episodio. El estudio del que os hablo lo podéis encontrar en: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32374274/ Y os recuerdo que os proponemos realizar el Tour del Mont Blanc con Irene y conmigo en 2024 con la guía de los amigos de Amadablam, os dejamos todos los detalles en: https://tourdelmontblanc.es/viaje/tour-del-mont-blanc-trail-running-con-pablo-castillo Y os recordamos que usando el código PABLOCASTILLOGR tendréis un 3% de descuento. Sólo 10 plazas. —————ENTRENAMIENTOS PERSONALIZADOS———— Si quieres entrenar conmigo, escríbeme a: pablo@pablojcastillo.es Y estaré encantado de atenderte. ————DESCUENTOS PARA VOSOTROS:—————— - RELOJES COROS Para cualquier COROS, tienes un 5% de descuento con mi código: PCASTILLO en la web oficial: https://bit.ly/3z4L6QI - AIROFIT Si os interesa y queréis haceros con uno, os dejo esté link a la web oficial con un 15% de descuento: https://bit.ly/42NcDTe - Minimalism Brand. Compra la ropa de la empresa ética Minimalism. https://minimalismbrand.com/?ref=Pcastillo - IDOVEN, CARDIOLOGÍA DEPORTIVA Os dejo también el enlace de DESCUENTO que ha preparado IDOVEN para vosotros. 10% de descuento para los estudios de 7 días y de 21 días. Aprovechad si os interesa. https://idoven.ai/discount/PABLOCASTILLO10 - NUTRITRAIN LIFE Tenéis descuento en todos los tratamientos tanto Online como presenciales, si es presencial, sólo tenéis que decir que vais de nuestra parte. https://nutritrainlife.com Si es online, podeis usar el código: PABLOCASTILLO10 - GAFAS SALICE En la web de las gafas de origen italiano SALICE, con mi código SALICE10, tenéis un 10% de descuento. https://salice.es -----------ESCUCHA NUESTROS PODCAST----------- - IVOOX: http://www.ivoox.com/s_p2_580231_1.html - APPLE PODCAST: https://itunes.apple.com/es/podcast/neorider-trail-running-livetalks/id1392977771?mt=2 -SPOTIFY https://open.spotify.com/show/1wYUabeCzBT33CHkNnrKyg?si=013f0ae69a7f48b7 ------------SIGUE A PABLO----------- Email: info@pablojcastillo.es Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/PabloJ.CastilloPerez Strava: https://www.strava.com/athletes/7774094 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pablocastillogr Twitter: https://twitter.com/PabloCastilloGr

HABLEMOS DE CORRER CON Pablo Castillo
Relojes deportivos y precisión del gasto energético. ¿Te puedes fiar?

HABLEMOS DE CORRER CON Pablo Castillo

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2023 11:28


Gracias por escuchar un nuevo episodio. El estudio del que os hablo lo podéis encontrar en: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32374274/ Y os recuerdo que os proponemos realizar el Tour del Mont Blanc con Irene y conmigo en 2024 con la guía de los amigos de Amadablam, os dejamos todos los detalles en: https://tourdelmontblanc.es/viaje/tour-del-mont-blanc-trail-running-con-pablo-castillo Y os recordamos que usando el código PABLOCASTILLOGR tendréis un 3% de descuento. Sólo 10 plazas. —————ENTRENAMIENTOS PERSONALIZADOS———— Si quieres entrenar conmigo, escríbeme a: pablo@pablojcastillo.es Y estaré encantado de atenderte. ————DESCUENTOS PARA VOSOTROS:—————— - RELOJES COROS Para cualquier COROS, tienes un 5% de descuento con mi código: PCASTILLO en la web oficial: https://bit.ly/3z4L6QI - AIROFIT Si os interesa y queréis haceros con uno, os dejo esté link a la web oficial con un 15% de descuento: https://bit.ly/42NcDTe - Minimalism Brand. Compra la ropa de la empresa ética Minimalism. https://minimalismbrand.com/?ref=Pcastillo - IDOVEN, CARDIOLOGÍA DEPORTIVA Os dejo también el enlace de DESCUENTO que ha preparado IDOVEN para vosotros. 10% de descuento para los estudios de 7 días y de 21 días. Aprovechad si os interesa. https://idoven.ai/discount/PABLOCASTILLO10 - NUTRITRAIN LIFE Tenéis descuento en todos los tratamientos tanto Online como presenciales, si es presencial, sólo tenéis que decir que vais de nuestra parte. https://nutritrainlife.com Si es online, podeis usar el código: PABLOCASTILLO10 - GAFAS SALICE En la web de las gafas de origen italiano SALICE, con mi código SALICE10, tenéis un 10% de descuento. https://salice.es -----------ESCUCHA NUESTROS PODCAST----------- - IVOOX: http://www.ivoox.com/s_p2_580231_1.html - APPLE PODCAST: https://itunes.apple.com/es/podcast/neorider-trail-running-livetalks/id1392977771?mt=2 -SPOTIFY https://open.spotify.com/show/1wYUabeCzBT33CHkNnrKyg?si=013f0ae69a7f48b7 ------------SIGUE A PABLO----------- Email: info@pablojcastillo.es Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/PabloJ.CastilloPerez Strava: https://www.strava.com/athletes/7774094 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pablocastillogr Twitter: https://twitter.com/PabloCastilloGr

Bonita Radio
NCC Nadie quiere fiar a Sol y Playa

Bonita Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2023 58:55


NCC 27/09/2023 Errático el liderato del #PNP ante las denuncias de la gente y la mala calidad de vida de cara a las elecciones del 2024. A primarias Gobernador y JGo por la carrera Ejecutiva en próximo ciclo electoral. Sobrino y el fotuteo diario. Sol y Playa no cumple con las órdenes del TPI de Aguadilla una vez más. ¡Sintoniza y Comparte! #periodismoindependiente #periodismodigital #puertorico #christiansobrino #victorfajardo #jenniffergonzalez

Bonita Radio
NCC Nadie quiere fiar a Sol y Playa - Episodio exclusivo para mecenas

Bonita Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2023 58:55


Agradece a este podcast tantas horas de entretenimiento y disfruta de episodios exclusivos como éste. ¡Apóyale en iVoox! NCC 27/09/2023 Errático el liderato del #PNP ante las denuncias de la gente y la mala calidad de vida de cara a las elecciones del 2024. A primarias Gobernador y JGo por la carrera Ejecutiva en próximo ciclo electoral. Sobrino y el fotuteo diario. Sol y Playa no cumple con las órdenes del TPI de Aguadilla una vez más. ¡Sintoniza y Comparte! #periodismoindependiente #periodismodigital #puertorico #christiansobrino #victorfajardo #jenniffergonzalez Escucha este episodio completo y accede a todo el contenido exclusivo de Bonita Radio. Descubre antes que nadie los nuevos episodios, y participa en la comunidad exclusiva de oyentes en https://go.ivoox.com/sq/90599

Charlando con...
¿Son de fiar los del fíat?

Charlando con...

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 15:25


El escándalo del Colegio de Notarios, que mutiló el examen de Guadalupe Sánchez, aspirante a obtener el “fiat” y que por orden judicial tendrá que reponer. Platicamos con Francisco Velasco, representante legal de la afectada

Desde el reloj
E0632: No te puedes fiar de Tesla Vision para aparcar

Desde el reloj

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2023 13:14


Tesla eliminó de sus coches los sensores ultrasónicos con la promesa de que su sistema de cámaras lo sustituiría perfectamente. ¿Ha sido así? Os cuento mi experiencia al respecto.

Segundas Feministas
“Fiar, Tecer e Rezar”: História das mulheres e trabalho têxtil

Segundas Feministas

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2023 67:53


APRESENTAÇÃO Para a intelectual e ativista Silvia Rivera Cusicanqui, em qualquer projeto de fortalecimento das mulheres, o têxtil deve ser um elemento central, porque têm um potencial impressionante de recuperação da memória, e uma vez que o têxtil é, também, um registro de memória. Essa afirmação deixa ver as dimensões materiais e simbólicas das diversas práticas manuais que envolvem tecer, bordar e costurar, realizadas por mulheres em todo o mundo e que, no ocidente, estiveram associados à construção social de uma feminilidade específica, operando principalmente na ideia das “prendas domésticas” e colocando as linhas e agulhas como instrumentos relegados à mulheres silenciosas, preocupadas exclusivamente com a decoração do lar. Porém, muito além dessa definição “ideal” de mulher, as práticas têxteis existem e foram articuladas como estratégias de subsistência por mulheres de diferentes classes sociais. Seja na costura de roupas para si mesmas e para a família, seja na sua comercialização para o ganho de renda dentro da comunidade, e não raro, sendo empregadas em longas rotinas de trabalho pela  viabilidade econômica da prática. Nesse mapa, que se tece nas presenças e nos fazeres de mulheres, em cada ponto, elas contam suas histórias, formam laços de sociabilidade e garantem seu sustento através da linha, observada como arquivo para ler e narrar suas estratégias de sobrevivência, de expressão e de resistência.  É o caso das mulheres empregadas na Fábrica de Tecidos de Biribiri, em Diamantina (MG), entre os anos de 1918 e 1959. Para contar essa história e refletir sobre a construção de pesquisas feministas, sobre mundos de trabalho “nas margens”, os contextos da divisão de gênero das ocupações e a cultura popular, hoje recebemos Kátia Franciele Corrêa Borges. FICHA TÉCNICA Segundas Feministas Episódio 145 – “Fiar, Tecer e Rezar”: História das mulheres e trabalho têxtil Convidada: Kátia Borges (UFJF) Direção Geral: Andréa Bandeira (UPE) Direção executiva e Locução: Kaoana Sopelsa (UFGD) e Marcela Boni (USP) Supervisão, Pesquisa e Roteiro: Indiara Launa Teodoro (UFRPE) Edição de áudio: Indiara Launa Teodoro (UFRPE) Pesquisa gráfica, Arte e Social media: Kaoana Sopelsa (UFGD), Marília Belmonte (USP), Geisy Suet (USP), Ingryd Damásio Ribeiro Tófani (Unimontes-MG), Renan de Souza Nascimento (Unimontes-MG) e Maria Clara de Oliveira (Unimontes-MG). Colaboração: Cláudia Maia (UNIMONTES-MG), Aline Beatriz Coutinho (UERJ) e Suane Felippe Soares (UFRJ). Trilha sonora: Ekena, Todxs Putxs (2017).  Realização e apoio: Universidade de Pernambuco/NUPECS; PPGH da Universidade Estadual de Montes Claros;  GT GÊNERO ANPUH Brasil e ANPUH Brasil.  País/Ano: Brasil, Ano IV, 2023. Acompanhe o Segundas Feministas nas redes sociais! www.instagram.com/segundasfeministas/ www.facebook.com/Segundas-Feministas/ FONTES E INDICAÇÕES:  Fiar, tecer e rezar: a história das mulheres na Fábrica de Tecidos do Biribiri | Paco Editorial  

Eleva Tu Visión
Cuán Dulce Es Fiar en Cristo

Eleva Tu Visión

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2023 38:51


Escúchanos todos los jueves a las: 9:00 pm (hora del centro de México), por Radio Esperanza, 1140 AM (www.radioesperanza.mx) y los domingos 9:00 pm (hora del centro de México), por Radio Formula 1230 AM en Monterrey, Nuevo León, México (www.radioformulamonterrey.com.mx), y 11:00 pm por Radio Esperanza Para escuchar más de nuestras prédicas puedes visitarnos en, www.elevatuvision.com Si deseas comunicarte con nosotros puedes escribirnos a elevatuvisionmonterrey@gmail.com o info@predicascristianas.mx

Faq-Mac Chat Podcast
¿Nos podemos fiar de Pepescudo?

Faq-Mac Chat Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2023 66:09


Hoy viene a charlar con nosotros Víctor Salgado, para responder a nuestra pregunta de si nos podemos fiar de Pepescudo, la app de Pepe Phone que identifica las llamadas de telemarketing. De paso le preguntaremos por otros temas de actualidad,  como las inteligencias artificiales y ChatGPT, la prohibición de Office de Microsoft en Alemania y qué podemos esperar del futuro DNIe. Si te gusta, déjanos un mensaje. Si no te gusta, también. y recuerda, compartir es amar.

El Larguero
Ramon Besa: "El Barça no tiene personalidad y no es un equipo de fiar"

El Larguero

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2023 25:26


El conjunto de Xavi Hernández será finalista de la Supercopa aunque sus sensaciones no son las mejores.

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

Wasn't I about to write something? If I was, I forgot what it was already Don't miss breakfast. I wanted tater tots. I know what you wanted. That's a lot of tater tots. I know. … … … Do you have any sauce? Alright, Dillon Francis Yea. What's up. Nothin. It's like a fucked up Cheaper By The Dozen, With more kids, And mormons; And doesn't make sense, in the beginning ; Then you'll get it What's this one? It's The Adventures of… A FIRE grows astonishingly quickly at a campsite in the forest. STOP IT. We gotta put it out somehow. You're making it WORSE. You started it. But you're making it WORSE. Fine. Fix it yourself, then. [CC leaves DJ as the fire grows rapidly.] Wait. CC! [CC continues walking away calmly.] CC! LATER [DJ Enters the driver's seat of his van, as CC sits texting, aloof, on her phone. He shuts the door, motionlessl staring forward, face blackened with ash. CC looks up from her phone, her eyes obscured from behind her dark sunglasses.] [beat] …Did you put it out? …Yes. [She nods and goes back to her phone. DJ reaches for his sunglasses, covering his ash-swept eyes, starts the van, and drives slowly forward.] Lol. what's this shit? Idk. It's with Dillon Francis and some girl What girl. idk . Is it funny? It's on Netflix. So binge watch it? That's the plan. WHAT. What if it's on Amazon Prime?! Nothing's on Amazon Prime. Animal House is. What is ANIMAL HOUSE CLIPS Woah. That's a lot. That's so much. ANYWAY What. What i it's on Hulu? FUCK HULU A HULU ORIGINAL SERIES Whaaaaaat. What is this THe AdventuresOf… PAUSE. I gotta break this fast. Yeah, that's enough. What the fuck is this guy doing with his magic. Let's start slow: Smart Water, and probiotics, Some nonsense plot; Then, my scar lights up like Harry Potter's “Ah, shit. Not again.” I wanna saw off my noggin and watch Nick And pop ten rocks, If it's toxic enough To get me off this rock, quick! Eminem?! Nah, it's Marshall; You went off in the project And forgot what the next remark was. Fuck. Uhhhhhm…. I lost it. Fuck. My heart stopped, As I name-dropped a lot of stars, Another cougher, I just want the deposit on a loft , Or an Oscar, Either one works. Fuck. I forgot what the words were, What hurts more? TO be apart, or forgotten? The knot slipped? Better not go tie another; “My brother, my son, But never my love, Nor my father”, the promise: An obstacle A box, And she hasn't stopped since The clock rocked her walking on water, and stop watches Watch this: Fuck: I bet i forgot what the plot was, It's hunger, Better off a breakfast, Than at the wrong brunch. Fucking A. What was it. Welcome to the land of bad habits, And addicts, White rabbits, Cabbage patch kids, with no parents Pageant winners and panty sniffers It's not a tragedy, as Grabbitz said, It happens as I planned, Turns out the demon is your friend; The only enemy you have is Dillon Francis. Oh. That took a turn WHATDOESHEDOWITHHISMAGIC. look what he does with his magic. Wow. ‘Don't waste my time' It's playtime, I guess Speak in rhymes, And write whatever's in my head, At the time, The eye turns red, like fire: Guess who I am. … DJ and CC have been best friends since 7th Grade. I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cas of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i”m dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us. “ [The Festival Project] The Legenf of… {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

“The Fame Game “ Seven Secret contestants are chosen by a quiet collective of wealthy individuals, scientists, andywole elite to compete through the inter dimensions o reality:!9'lu three will remain in the final round—one will be chosen to be given an unknown series of tasks, set to unlock a golden oracle. Wasn't I about to write something? If I was, I forgot what it was already Don't miss breakfast. I wanted tater tots. I know what you wanted. That's a lot of tater tots. I know. … … … Do you have any sauce? Alright, Dillon Francis Yea. What's up. Nothin. It's like a fucked up Cheaper By The Dozen, With more kids, And mormons; And doesn't make sense, in the beginning ; Then you'll get it What's this one? It's The Adventures of… A FIRE grows astonishingly quickly at a campsite in the forest. STOP IT. We gotta put it out somehow. You're making it WORSE. You started it. But you're making it WORSE. Fine. Fix it yourself, then. [CC leaves DJ as the fire grows rapidly.] Wait. CC! [CC continues walking away calmly.] CC! LATER [DJ Enters the driver's seat of his van, as CC sits texting, aloof, on her phone. He shuts the door, motionlessl staring forward, face blackened with ash. CC looks up from her phone, her eyes obscured from behind her dark sunglasses.] [beat] …Did you put it out? …Yes. [She nods and goes back to her phone. DJ reaches for his sunglasses, covering his ash-swept eyes, starts the van, and drives slowly forward.] Lol. what's this shit? Idk. It's with Dillon Francis and some girl What girl. idk . Is it funny? It's on Netflix. So binge watch it? That's the plan. WHAT. What if it's on Amazon Prime?! Nothing's on Amazon Prime. Animal House is. What is ANIMAL HOUSE CLIPS Woah. That's a lot. That's so much. ANYWAY What. What i it's on Hulu? FUCK HULU A HULU ORIGINAL SERIES Whaaaaaat. What is this THe AdventuresOf… PAUSE. I gotta break this fast. Yeah, that's enough. What the fuck is this guy doing with his magic. Let's start slow: Smart Water, and probiotics, Some nonsense plot; Then, my scar lights up like Harry Potter's “Ah, shit. Not again.” I wanna saw off my noggin and watch Nick And pop ten rocks, If it's toxic enough To get me off this rock, quick! Eminem?! Nah, it's Marshall; You went off in the project And forgot what the next remark was. Fuck. Uhhhhhm…. I lost it. Fuck. My heart stopped, As I name-dropped a lot of stars, Another cougher, I just want the deposit on a loft , Or an Oscar, Either one works. Fuck. I forgot what the words were, What hurts more? TO be apart, or forgotten? The knot slipped? Better not go tie another; “My brother, my son, But never my love, Nor my father”, the promise: An obstacle A box, And she hasn't stopped since The clock rocked her walking on water, and stop watches Watch this: Fuck: I bet i forgot what the plot was, It's hunger, Better off a breakfast, Than at the wrong brunch. Fucking A. What was it. Welcome to the land of bad habits, And addicts, White rabbits, Cabbage patch kids, with no parents Pageant winners and panty sniffers It's not a tragedy, as Grabbitz said, It happens as I planned, Turns out the demon is your friend; The only enemy you have is Dillon Francis. Oh. That took a turn WHATDOESHEDOWITHHISMAGIC. look what he does with his magic. Wow. ‘Don't waste my time' It's playtime, I guess Speak in rhymes, And write whatever's in my head, At the time, The eye turns red, like fire: Guess who I am. … DJ and CC have been best friends since 7th Grade. I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cas of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i”m dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us. “ [The Festival Project] The Legenf of… {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™

Wasn't I about to write something? If I was, I forgot what it was already Don't miss breakfast. I wanted tater tots. I know what you wanted. That's a lot of tater tots. I know. … … … Do you have any sauce? Alright, Dillon Francis Yea. What's up. Nothin. It's like a fucked up Cheaper By The Dozen, With more kids, And mormons; And doesn't make sense, in the beginning ; Then you'll get it What's this one? It's The Adventures of… A FIRE grows astonishingly quickly at a campsite in the forest. STOP IT. We gotta put it out somehow. You're making it WORSE. You started it. But you're making it WORSE. Fine. Fix it yourself, then. [CC leaves DJ as the fire grows rapidly.] Wait. CC! [CC continues walking away calmly.] CC! LATER [DJ Enters the driver's seat of his van, as CC sits texting, aloof, on her phone. He shuts the door, motionlessl staring forward, face blackened with ash. CC looks up from her phone, her eyes obscured from behind her dark sunglasses.] [beat] …Did you put it out? …Yes. [She nods and goes back to her phone. DJ reaches for his sunglasses, covering his ash-swept eyes, starts the van, and drives slowly forward.] Lol. what's this shit? Idk. It's with Dillon Francis and some girl What girl. idk . Is it funny? It's on Netflix. So binge watch it? That's the plan. WHAT. What if it's on Amazon Prime?! Nothing's on Amazon Prime. Animal House is. What is ANIMAL HOUSE CLIPS Woah. That's a lot. That's so much. ANYWAY What. What i it's on Hulu? FUCK HULU A HULU ORIGINAL SERIES Whaaaaaat. What is this THe AdventuresOf… PAUSE. I gotta break this fast. Yeah, that's enough. What the fuck is this guy doing with his magic. Let's start slow: Smart Water, and probiotics, Some nonsense plot; Then, my scar lights up like Harry Potter's “Ah, shit. Not again.” I wanna saw off my noggin and watch Nick And pop ten rocks, If it's toxic enough To get me off this rock, quick! Eminem?! Nah, it's Marshall; You went off in the project And forgot what the next remark was. Fuck. Uhhhhhm…. I lost it. Fuck. My heart stopped, As I name-dropped a lot of stars, Another cougher, I just want the deposit on a loft , Or an Oscar, Either one works. Fuck. I forgot what the words were, What hurts more? TO be apart, or forgotten? The knot slipped? Better not go tie another; “My brother, my son, But never my love, Nor my father”, the promise: An obstacle A box, And she hasn't stopped since The clock rocked her walking on water, and stop watches Watch this: Fuck: I bet i forgot what the plot was, It's hunger, Better off a breakfast, Than at the wrong brunch. Fucking A. What was it. Welcome to the land of bad habits, And addicts, White rabbits, Cabbage patch kids, with no parents Pageant winners and panty sniffers It's not a tragedy, as Grabbitz said, It happens as I planned, Turns out the demon is your friend; The only enemy you have is Dillon Francis. Oh. That took a turn WHATDOESHEDOWITHHISMAGIC. look what he does with his magic. Wow. ‘Don't waste my time' It's playtime, I guess Speak in rhymes, And write whatever's in my head, At the time, The eye turns red, like fire: Guess who I am. … DJ and CC have been best friends since 7th Grade. I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cas of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i”m dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us. “ [The Festival Project] The Legenf of… {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

Gerald’s World.

Wasn't I about to write something? If I was, I forgot what it was already Don't miss breakfast. I wanted tater tots. I know what you wanted. That's a lot of tater tots. I know. … … … Do you have any sauce? Alright, Dillon Francis Yea. What's up. Nothin. It's like a fucked up Cheaper By The Dozen, With more kids, And mormons; And doesn't make sense, in the beginning ; Then you'll get it What's this one? It's The Adventures of… A FIRE grows astonishingly quickly at a campsite in the forest. STOP IT. We gotta put it out somehow. You're making it WORSE. You started it. But you're making it WORSE. Fine. Fix it yourself, then. [CC leaves DJ as the fire grows rapidly.] Wait. CC! [CC continues walking away calmly.] CC! LATER [DJ Enters the driver's seat of his van, as CC sits texting, aloof, on her phone. He shuts the door, motionlessl staring forward, face blackened with ash. CC looks up from her phone, her eyes obscured from behind her dark sunglasses.] [beat] …Did you put it out? …Yes. [She nods and goes back to her phone. DJ reaches for his sunglasses, covering his ash-swept eyes, starts the van, and drives slowly forward.] Lol. what's this shit? Idk. It's with Dillon Francis and some girl What girl. idk . Is it funny? It's on Netflix. So binge watch it? That's the plan. WHAT. What if it's on Amazon Prime?! Nothing's on Amazon Prime. Animal House is. What is ANIMAL HOUSE CLIPS Woah. That's a lot. That's so much. ANYWAY What. What i it's on Hulu? FUCK HULU A HULU ORIGINAL SERIES Whaaaaaat. What is this THe AdventuresOf… PAUSE. I gotta break this fast. Yeah, that's enough. What the fuck is this guy doing with his magic. Let's start slow: Smart Water, and probiotics, Some nonsense plot; Then, my scar lights up like Harry Potter's “Ah, shit. Not again.” I wanna saw off my noggin and watch Nick And pop ten rocks, If it's toxic enough To get me off this rock, quick! Eminem?! Nah, it's Marshall; You went off in the project And forgot what the next remark was. Fuck. Uhhhhhm…. I lost it. Fuck. My heart stopped, As I name-dropped a lot of stars, Another cougher, I just want the deposit on a loft , Or an Oscar, Either one works. Fuck. I forgot what the words were, What hurts more? TO be apart, or forgotten? The knot slipped? Better not go tie another; “My brother, my son, But never my love, Nor my father”, the promise: An obstacle A box, And she hasn't stopped since The clock rocked her walking on water, and stop watches Watch this: Fuck: I bet i forgot what the plot was, It's hunger, Better off a breakfast, Than at the wrong brunch. Fucking A. What was it. Welcome to the land of bad habits, And addicts, White rabbits, Cabbage patch kids, with no parents Pageant winners and panty sniffers It's not a tragedy, as Grabbitz said, It happens as I planned, Turns out the demon is your friend; The only enemy you have is Dillon Francis. Oh. That took a turn WHATDOESHEDOWITHHISMAGIC. look what he does with his magic. Wow. ‘Don't waste my time' It's playtime, I guess Speak in rhymes, And write whatever's in my head, At the time, The eye turns red, like fire: Guess who I am. … DJ and CC have been best friends since 7th Grade. I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cas of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i”m dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us. “ [The Festival Project] The Legenf of… {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

Wasn't I about to write something? If I was, I forgot what it was already Don't miss breakfast. I wanted tater tots. I know what you wanted. That's a lot of tater tots. I know. … … … Do you have any sauce? Alright, Dillon Francis Yea. What's up. Nothin. It's like a fucked up Cheaper By The Dozen, With more kids, And mormons; And doesn't make sense, in the beginning ; Then you'll get it What's this one? It's The Adventures of… A FIRE grows astonishingly quickly at a campsite in the forest. STOP IT. We gotta put it out somehow. You're making it WORSE. You started it. But you're making it WORSE. Fine. Fix it yourself, then. [CC leaves DJ as the fire grows rapidly.] Wait. CC! [CC continues walking away calmly.] CC! LATER [DJ Enters the driver's seat of his van, as CC sits texting, aloof, on her phone. He shuts the door, motionlessl staring forward, face blackened with ash. CC looks up from her phone, her eyes obscured from behind her dark sunglasses.] [beat] …Did you put it out? …Yes. [She nods and goes back to her phone. DJ reaches for his sunglasses, covering his ash-swept eyes, starts the van, and drives slowly forward.] Lol. what's this shit? Idk. It's with Dillon Francis and some girl What girl. idk . Is it funny? It's on Netflix. So binge watch it? That's the plan. WHAT. What if it's on Amazon Prime?! Nothing's on Amazon Prime. Animal House is. What is ANIMAL HOUSE CLIPS Woah. That's a lot. That's so much. ANYWAY What. What i it's on Hulu? FUCK HULU A HULU ORIGINAL SERIES Whaaaaaat. What is this THe AdventuresOf… PAUSE. I gotta break this fast. Yeah, that's enough. What the fuck is this guy doing with his magic. Let's start slow: Smart Water, and probiotics, Some nonsense plot; Then, my scar lights up like Harry Potter's “Ah, shit. Not again.” I wanna saw off my noggin and watch Nick And pop ten rocks, If it's toxic enough To get me off this rock, quick! Eminem?! Nah, it's Marshall; You went off in the project And forgot what the next remark was. Fuck. Uhhhhhm…. I lost it. Fuck. My heart stopped, As I name-dropped a lot of stars, Another cougher, I just want the deposit on a loft , Or an Oscar, Either one works. Fuck. I forgot what the words were, What hurts more? TO be apart, or forgotten? The knot slipped? Better not go tie another; “My brother, my son, But never my love, Nor my father”, the promise: An obstacle A box, And she hasn't stopped since The clock rocked her walking on water, and stop watches Watch this: Fuck: I bet i forgot what the plot was, It's hunger, Better off a breakfast, Than at the wrong brunch. Fucking A. What was it. Welcome to the land of bad habits, And addicts, White rabbits, Cabbage patch kids, with no parents Pageant winners and panty sniffers It's not a tragedy, as Grabbitz said, It happens as I planned, Turns out the demon is your friend; The only enemy you have is Dillon Francis. Oh. That took a turn WHATDOESHEDOWITHHISMAGIC. look what he does with his magic. Wow. ‘Don't waste my time' It's playtime, I guess Speak in rhymes, And write whatever's in my head, At the time, The eye turns red, like fire: Guess who I am. … DJ and CC have been best friends since 7th Grade. I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cas of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i”m dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us. “ [The Festival Project] The Legenf of… {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

Es la Mañana de Federico
Federico a las 6: ¿Por qué el PSOE no es un partido de fiar?

Es la Mañana de Federico

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2022 41:13


Federico esgrime los motivos por los que el PSOE no es un partido fiable como para acordar nada con ellos.

En Casa de Herrero
Tertulia de Herrero: El Gobierno dice que Feijóo no es de fiar y que no se puede jugar ni un parchís con él

En Casa de Herrero

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 41:21


Luis Herrero comenta las novedades sobre la negociación del CGPJ con David Jiménez, Carmen Tomás y Marisol Hernández.

Tú decides cómo quieres ser
“No me puedo fiar”, el miedo a que abusen de ti

Tú decides cómo quieres ser

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2022 16:44


Si eres víctima de la trampa vital de la desconfianza y el abuso porque de pequeño/a abusaron de ti o te maltrataron física o psicológicamente es muy probable que siempre estés alerta desconfiando de los demás. Te propongo que escuches con atención y así des el primer paso para aprender a amar y ser amado/a. Soy Mercedes Cobo, Psicóloga colegiada M-23793 Reserva tu consulta gratuita en https://emocioteca.com/contacto/ o en 633 74 52 77. Escucha el episodio completo en la app de iVoox, o descubre todo el catálogo de iVoox Originals

Una Mejor Manera de Vivir
¡Oh, cuán dulce es fiar en Cristo!

Una Mejor Manera de Vivir

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2022 3:50


"El Señor está cerca, para salvar a los que tienen el corazón hecho pedazos y han perdido la esperanza." - Salmos 34:18

El Garaje Hermético de Máximo Sant
Neumáticos chinos: ¿Son de fiar?

El Garaje Hermético de Máximo Sant

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 16:58


¡Los chinos nos invaden! Primero eran los juguetes y la ropa “Made in China”, luego componentes electrónicos, teléfonos, motos, coches y ahora, neumáticos. Pero la duda es, en un elemento vital para nuestra seguridad, ¿nos podemos fiar? Chino o Made in China. Muy sencillo: No es lo mismo un neumático fabricado en China por una marca China y con tecnología China que un neumático por ejemplo europeo, con tecnología europea, pero fabricado en China… A muchos fabricantes europeos y americanos les interesa fabricar en China, primero porque ya es un mercado enorme y rentable pero también porque la mano de obra y la materia prima baratas y la carga fiscal muy inferior. Les interesa fabricar en China para vender en China y para exportar. Los verdaderos chinos. En este video nos referimos no a los neumáticos fabricados en China, sino a los neumáticos fabricados en China por marcas chinas, con tecnología China, con procesos chinos y con mano de obra China… con formación China. No hay que ser muy listo para adivinar dos cosas: Son peores y son mucho más baratos. Pero no es lo mismo ser “peores” que ser malos. Podemos decir que los neumáticos chinos que se venden legalmente en Europa y otros mercados tienen un mínimo de calidad, son productos económicos de menores prestaciones y para usos o usuarios menos exigentes… ahí lo dejo, usos y usuarios menos exigentes… Un buen neumático. Y ahora llega la pregunta, ¿Qué cualidades tiene un buen neumático? Pues, entre otras, estas: -Agarre a bajas temperaturas. Como veréis en la F1, los neumáticos fríos agarran menos. Pero los buenos neumáticos de calle tienen un buen agarre en frío. -Duran más. Esto es importante, porque un neumático que vale el doble, si dura el doble de kilómetros, no es más caro. Y los buenos neumáticos, incluso siendo de buenas prestaciones, duran más. -Gastan menos. Y también ahorran combustible como vimos en el vídeo del timo de los productos “Eco”. Y, de nuevo, si ahorramos un 3 ó 4 por ciento de combustible, puede compensar un neumático algo más caro. -Agarre en seco y mojado. Esta es una de las diferencias que hace a un neumáticos bueno. Los neumáticos buenos agarran más en seco que los demás. Los neumáticos muy buenos agarran bastante más que los demás sobre el agua. Y se nota mucho. -Capacidad de drenaje. O sea, capacidad para impedir el aquaplaning , ¿sabes qué es? -Frena en menos metros. Más de los mismo. Si agarra más, suele agarrar más en curva y en recta, cuando frenamos o aceleramos. -Más estable. Me refiero no a la estabilidad en curva, sino en recta. Un buen neumático hace que el coche vaya firme y derecho como una vela, la diferencia en brutal. -Más confortables. Y si son buenos de verdad, además, son más confortables. Obviamente un neumático de corte deportivo te dará más agarre y menos confort, ahorro y duración, mientras que uno turístico será al revés… otra ventaja de las marcas de confianza: Tienen gamas amplias y especializadas. Ventajas de los neumáticos chinos. Su verdadera ventaja es el precio… y no hay más ventajas. Para que no me digáis que no me mojo, os incluyo un listado de marcas chinas, aunque obviamente, no de todas, porque se estima que son más de 300 diferentes. Os digo las más conocidas y extendidas en Europa y América: Arisun, Aeolus Tyres, Chaoyang, Double Star, Giti Tire, Godride, Guizhou Tyre, Prinx Chegsang, Triangle Tire, Sailun Jinyu, Zhengxin y Zhongce. Insisto, estás son de las más conocidas. Conclusión: Sí o no. Pues yo diría que no son recomendables. Haciendo este guion he leído páginas Web donde ponen que son recomendables para personas que utilizan el coche de forma ocasional, en recorridos cortos y por ciudad o en coches pequeños. Bueno, si alguien utiliza el coche poco y no tiene mucha experiencia, mejor que lleve uno buenos neumáticos. Si solo va por ciudad, pues cuando llueve y pise un paso de cebra verá la diferencia entre una rueda buena y otra mal. Y los coches pequeños, también merecer neumáticos de calidad. En todo caso no es mal criterio. Pero el mío es otro: No ahorres en seguridad. Ahorra en otras cosas, por ejemplo, en montar una radio atómica o unas llantas de aleación enormes. Pero en neumáticos insisto, no tires el dinero, has una buena compra, pero no ahorres. Coche del día. Me repito, voy a escoger mi BMW 2002 Tii. El motivo es que cuando lo compré llevaba unas ruedas de marca desconocida. EL coche no iba mal. Lo revise de arriba abajo: Frenos, cotas, consumibles, inyección… y dejé para el final los neumáticos. Al final puse unos semi slick de la marca japonesa Toyo y… ¡era otro coche!

Colunas Tortas
#32 Fiar a escrita c/Nina Veiga

Colunas Tortas

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 62:51


Episódio da Janta Filosófica, no Canal do Colunas Tortas. Nossa agenda de cursos aqui!

Cuidado con las macros ocultas
#M06 - ¿Hasta dónde te puedes fiar de lo que ves?

Cuidado con las macros ocultas

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 42:52


Las mal llamadas fake news corren a una velocidad siete veces superior a la información real, según la revista Science. A la amenaza que suponen los bulos, se añaden ahora los deepfakes y los deepvoices. Vídeos y audios hiperrealistas creados con inteligencia artificial. Esta tecnología abre nuevos riesgos pero también oportunidades. ¿Dónde están los límites en su aplicación legítima y legal? De ello hablamos con la CEO y cofundadora de Maldita.es, Clara Jiménez Cruz y el ingeniero informático e investigador de Vicomtech, Unai Elordi. Y conocemos cómo la tecnología es capaz de detectar y combatir los bulos y los mensajes de odio en internet de la mano del catedrático y profesor de la Universidad Politécnica de Valencia, Paolo Rosso.  Para más información visita www.cuidadoconlasmacrosocultas.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DEUS AMA EM VOCÊ!
CON-FIAR!

DEUS AMA EM VOCÊ!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 2:39


Primeira Leitura: Daniel 1,1-6.8-20 Início da profecia de Daniel – 1No terceiro ano do reinado de Joaquim, rei de Judá, Nabucodonosor, rei da Babilônia, avançou sobre Jerusalém e pôs-lhe cerco; 2o Senhor entregou em suas mãos Joaquim, rei de Judá, e parte dos vasos da casa de Deus, e ele os levou para a terra de Senaar, para o templo de seus deuses, depositando os vasos no tesouro dos deuses. 3Então o rei ordenou ao chefe dos eunucos, Asfenez, para que trouxesse, dentre os filhos de Israel, alguns jovens de estirpe real ou de família nobre, 4sem defeito físico e de boa aparência, preparados com boa educação, experientes em alguma ciência e instruídos, e que pudessem estar no palácio real, onde lhes deveriam ser ensinadas as letras e a língua dos caldeus. 5O rei fixou-lhes uma ração diária da comida e do vinho de sua mesa, de tal modo que, assim alimentados e educados durante três anos, eles pudessem no fim entrar para o seu serviço. 6Havia, entre esses moços, filhos de Judá, Daniel, Ananias, Misael e Azarias. 8Ora, Daniel decidiu secretamente não comer nem beber da mesa do rei por convicções religiosas e pediu ao chefe dos eunucos que o deixasse abster-se para não se contaminar. 9Deus concedera que Daniel obtivesse simpatia e benevolência por parte do mordomo. Este disse-lhes: “Tenho medo do rei, meu senhor, que determinou alimentação e bebida para todos vós; 10se vier a perceber em vós um aspecto mais abatido que o dos outros moços da vossa idade, estareis condenando minha cabeça perante o rei”. 11Mas disse Daniel ao guarda que o chefe dos eunucos tinha designado para tomar conta dele, de Ananias, Misael e Azarias: 12“Por favor, faze uma experiência com estes teus criados por dez dias, e nos sejam dados legumes para comer e água para beber; 13e que à tua frente seja examinada nossa aparência e a dos jovens que comem da mesa do rei, e, conforme achares, assim resolverás com estes teus criados”. 14O homem, depois de ouvir essa proposta, experimentou-os por dez dias. 15Depois desses dez dias, eles apareceram com melhor aspecto e mais robustos do que todos os outros jovens que se alimentavam com a comida do rei. 16O guarda, desde então, retirava a comida e bebida deles para dar-lhes legumes. 17A esses quatro jovens Deus concedeu inteligência e conhecimento das letras e das ciências, e a Daniel, o dom da interpretação de todos os sonhos e visões. 18Terminado, pois, o prazo que o rei tinha fixado para a apresentação dos jovens, foram estes trazidos à presença de Nabucodonosor pelo chefe dos eunucos. 19Depois de o rei lhes ter falado, não se achou ninguém, dentre todos os presentes, que se igualasse a Daniel, Ananias, Misael e Azarias. E passaram à companhia do rei. 20Em todas as questões de sabedoria e entendimento que lhes dirigisse, achava o rei neles dez vezes mais valor do que em todos os adivinhos e magos que havia em todo o reino. – Palavra do Senhor. Salmo Responsorial: Dn 3 A vós louvor, honra e glória eternamente! 1. Sede bendito, Senhor Deus de nossos pais. / A vós louvor, honra e glória eternamente! / Sede bendito, nome santo e glorioso. / A vós louvor, honra e glória eternamente! – R. 2. No templo santo onde refulge a vossa glória. / A vós louvor, honra e glória eternamente! / E em vosso trono de poder vitorioso. / A vós louvor, honra e glória eternamente! – R. 3. Sede bendito, que sondais as profundezas. / A vós louvor, honra e glória eternamente! / E superior aos querubins vos assentais. / A vós louvor, honra e glória eternamente! – R. 4. Sede bendito no celeste firmamento. / A vós louvor, honra e glória eternamente! / Obras todas do Senhor, glorificai-o. / A ele louvor, honra e glória eternamente! – R. Evangelho: Lucas 21,1-4

CARAMAN FM
VICA DEMICI|Podcast #14

CARAMAN FM

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 65:37


Versurile ei au fost auzite de milioane de oameni. A scris cuvintele pentru “Gingașa și Tandra mea Fiară” de Eugen Doga, "Love Story" și “Schindler's List”

Más de uno
Josemi: "Rubén Amón tiene pinta de Podemos, no me puedo fiar de él"

Más de uno

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 11:48


Josemi Rodríguez-Sieiro comenta que Rubén Amón le ha propuesto estar en su programa cuando él se haga con la dirección de 'Más de uno'. Sin embargo, admite que no se fía de él porque "tiene pinta de Podemos", va despeinado y lleva los pantalones algo sucios. 

Mañanas BLU con Néstor Morales
Duque pide a los colombianos no fiar en Venezuela ante pedido de Maduro de invertir en su país

Mañanas BLU con Néstor Morales

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 1:07


Advirtió a los inversionistas y empresarios del país que tengan cuidado a la hora de llevar sus ahorros a Venezuela, porque Maduro aún maneja las políticas expropiatorias.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Steve Smith Podcast
Apple Pie Craft Fiar - Kate Luppold and Fran Huot - 8-26-2021

Steve Smith Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 33:24


Kate Luppold and Fran Huot from the Library Arts Center are here as we talk about the Apple Pie Craft Fair returning to the Newport Town Common on Saturday August 28th from 9am - 3pm. We talk about the vendors, pies, pie donations, food to eat, live music and lots of fun. Plus we talk about the quilt show coming to the LAC, events that happened this summer in Newport with the LAC, Gallery of Gifts coming soon, and more.

AD7 Devocional
3 de agosto - ¡Oh, cuán dulce es fiar en Cristo! - Devocional de Jóvenes - Etiquetas Para Reflexionar

AD7 Devocional

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 2:51


|Devocional de Jóvenes| ¡Oh, cuán dulce es fiar en Cristo! | 3 de agosto | AD7Devocional | #DevocionaldeJóvenes | #IASD | #DevocionMatutina | #LecturaAD7 | #SoyAD7 | Devoción Matutina 2021 | Etiquetas Para Reflexionar | Matutina para Jóvenes | Jóvenes Adventistas | Devocional Diaria | Devoción Matutina para Jóvenes |“Mas yo en ti confío, oh Jehová; digo: tú eres mi Dios” (Sal. 31:14).----------------------------BUSCA en Facebook el texto de la matutina:https://www.facebook.com/AD7Devocional/SIGUE en Instagram el post de la matutina y el versículo diario:https://www.instagram.com/AD7Devocional/VISITA nuestra pagina de internet:https://www.ad7devocional.comSUSCRIBE a YouTube, comparte y ve nuestros videos:https://www.youtube.com/user/AD7Devocional/?sub_confirmation=1Autor: Carolina RamosMusica de fondo: https://bensound.comGracias a Ti por escucharnos, un abrazo AD7… Hasta la próxima!

Etiquetas Para Reflexionar.
¡Oh, Cuan dulce es fiar en Cristo!

Etiquetas Para Reflexionar.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 4:33


“Mas yo en ti confío, oh Jehová; digo: tú eres mi Dios” (Sal. 31:14).

Es la Tarde de Dieter
Editorial de Dieter: No son de fiar

Es la Tarde de Dieter

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 18:24


Dieter Brandau analiza las declaraciones de Pedro Sánchez sobre un posible acuerdo con los separatistas que sea el origen de un referéndum pactado.

SER Gijón
Mar Martino: "¿En qué mundo vivimos que ni de un cura te puedes fiar?"

SER Gijón

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2021 11:52


El Club de la Tiendita
¿Cómo le dirías a un familiar que ya no quieres fiarle?

El Club de la Tiendita

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 47:00


Fiar es el dilema de todo tendero, para algunos es mas fácil decir NO que para otros pero ¿Qué hacer cuando quien viene a pedir fiado es un familiar? aquí les contamos algunas de las estrategias que nos compartieron para evitar fiarle a familiares, amigos y conocidos. ¡Saludos banda!

El Club de la Tiendita
¿Fiar o no fiar? ese es el dilema. #41

El Club de la Tiendita

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 34:55


¿Cuántos de nosotros no hemos pasado un mal rato con un cliente por cobrarle lo que le fiamos has dos semanas? en este episodio les compartimos algunas anécdotas que les pasaron por fiar y también les damos algunos consejos para no morir en el intento de cobrar lo fiado, pero ya ustedes deciden si FIAR O NO FIAR. ¡Saludos banda!

Every Nation Timor-Leste
Are You Persuaded? Fiar Metin Ka Lae? • Hans Barbut

Every Nation Timor-Leste

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 45:55


Series Break Romans 8:35, 37-39 Join our global prayer movement at unite714.com Podcast links For more information, visit everynation.org Send us a voice message: anchor.fm/entlpod/message

Cadena SER Navarra
Jagoba Arrasate: "No nos podemos fiar" (22/02/2021)

Cadena SER Navarra

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 0:30


Jagoba Arrasate analiza el calendario tras la derrota frente al Sevilla en El Sadar.

Peter Parking
Ni los youtubers ni los tertulianos de televisión son de fiar al 100%

Peter Parking

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 52:50


Parece que se ha encendido una guerra entre youtubers, y tertulianos y periodistas de televisión. Todo empieza a raíz de los anuncios de algunos youtubers de irse a Andorra para pagar menos ingresos. En el debate, televisiones y youtubers se han mezclado para debatir y lo que ha quedado claro es qué ni unos ni otros son de fiar a nivel "educativo" ya que su prioridad no es ni enseñar ni educar a la audiencia, sino entretenerla. Este pequeño matiz hace peligroso que mucha gente esté forjando sus ideas en base a tertulianos de televisión y ahora youtubers. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/peter-parking/message

La Biblia en un año
27 - ¿Puede un cristiano fiar y servir como fiador_ - SERIE_ La Biblia en un año - Pt. Diego Cardona

La Biblia en un año

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 36:05


Cuándo necesitas conocer a una persona, una de las mejores estrategias es considerar cómo maneja su dinero. El proverbio bíblico “dónde tuvieres tu tesoro, tendrás tu corazón” tiene que ver con esto. Es decir, no solo debemos ser librados de la idolatría al dinero, debemos también ser enseñados a administrarlo bien.

Por fin no es lunes
Boris Izaguirre: "La frialdad de Melania Trump es increíble y no es de fiar"

Por fin no es lunes

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2020 6:50


El Garaje Hermético de Máximo Sant
Toda la verdad sobre Crash Test, ¿Son de fiar?

El Garaje Hermético de Máximo Sant

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2020 26:51


Ver vídeo: https://youtu.be/Cfchk2yIpU8 Todos hemos oído hablar de los Crash Test, que básicamente consisten en chocar dos coches en un entorno controlado y ver qué pasa. Pero existen muchas dudas, ¿sirven par algo? ¿Son de confianza o son un timo? ¿Nos podemos fiar de las ya famosas estrellas EuroNCAP? La idea de estrellar un coche y ver que pasa es muy antigua: Ya en 1934 GM probó a estrellar un coche contra un muro a ver que pasaba y como no se habían inventado los “dummies” pues decidieron hacer las pruebas con cadáveres… Por fortuna en 1949 se inventaron los "dummies" que son, como todos sabéis, muñecos de tamaño o peso idénticos a un ser humano y con multitud de sensores que valoran las lesiones que tendría una persona si fuese en su lugar. Algunos, pocos, porque en este canal el "más tonto hace relojes", os preguntaréis que es eso de la seguridad pasiva. Así que antes de seguir aclararemos dos conceptos, que son la seguridad activa y la seguridad pasiva La seguridad activa es la resultante de la suma de todos los elementos que nos permiten evitar un accidente, por ejemplo estarían incluidas las ayudas electrónicas, pero también unos buenos neumáticos o unos buenos amortiguadores, que nos permitirían, llegado el caso, frenar y esquivar un coche que viene de frente. Primera cosa a tener en cuenta: la seguridad activa también depende de un correcto mantenimiento del coche. Seguridad pasiva es aquella que mitiga las consecuencias de un accidente. Hay muchos elementos que influyen en ella, para para mí ha habido tres grandes avances: Lo que se denomina célula habitable, el airbag y el cinturón. En realidad la célula habitable es una jaula que protege a los ocupantes pero su eficacia está reforzada con lo que se llama zonas deformables, partes del coche que al deformarse absorben energía. Ya conté está anécdota, pero viene bien recordarla. Más que hablar de airbag habría que hablar de airbags en plural, porque un coche puede llegar a llevar muchos: Los habituales frontales, los de rodilla, los de cortina, laterales, de cinturón e incluso para los peatones, pueden llevar un airbag que se hincha bajo el capó. Un coche actual puede llevar entre 6 y 10. Pero, por encima de todo está el cinturón un invento de un ingeniero de Volvo, Nils Bohlin. Volvo tuvo la generosidad de no mantener la exclusiva del invento, pero en mi opinión ha visto compensada con crecer su generosidad, porque la imagen de seguridad de Volvo llega hasta nuestros días. Por cierto, olvidemos leyendas urbanas de coches incendiados y caídos al agua y a cuyos ocupantes el cinturón les ha impedido salir… ha podido ocurrir, con tantos accidentes que se producen puede llegar a suceder, pero en la inmensa mayoría de los casos salva vidas Pero vamos a centrarnos en los Crash Test. Los Crash Test son una prueba cara, pues además de los "dummies", de un montón de ingenieros, de una barbaridad de sistemas electrónicos de control, una catapulta para lanzar el coche, las propias instalaciones… además de todo eso hace falta destrozar un coche, o más, idéntico a los que se venden, porque si no la prueba no sirve de nada. Los más populares de ellos son los realizados por el EuroNCAP y aquí surgen la primeras dudas, ¿Qué o quienes son el EuroNCAP? Se hacen cuatro tipos de prueba: Choque frontal descentrado a 64 km/h, coche lateral a 50 km/h, choque lateral contra un poste a 29 km/h y simulación de atropello a 40 km/h. Hay una versión norteamericana que se llama IIHS… pero prefiero nuestro EuroNCAP Los Crash Test, sean del EuroNCAP, de las marcas o de otras organizaciones, son y han sido claves para progresar en seguridad pasiva y han servido para sacar al descubierto muchos “trapos sucios” y muchas situaciones no siempre políticamente correctas. Os voy a comentar alguna de ellas. Seguridad para ricos: Todos pensamos que un coche caro y grande es más seguro. Una cosa es pensarlo y otra es demostrarlo y verlo. Monovolúmenes inseguros: En las pruebas de IIHS la Chrysler Voyager y el Nissan Quest tuvieron unos resultados muy malos. La mala fama de los coches chinos: En 2007 el Crash Test del Brilliance BS6, uno de los primeros coches made in china en venderse en cantidad en Europa, fue desastroso… SUV mortales… para los demás.: Ya sabéis que no me entusiasman los SUV. Pero es que además son coches peligrosos para los demás. El equipaje asesino: Llevar objetos pesados sobre la bandeja trasera o equipaje sin una separación adecuada, en caso de choque e incluso de frenazo fuerte, son muy peligroso en la nuca e los pasajeros posteriores. El niño bala: Fue impactante ver un "dummie" que reproducía a un niño salir disparado por el parabrisas del coche. Coche del día Hoy no era fácil. Pero he elegido el coche en el que recuerdo haberme sentido más seguro en mi vida. Se trata del Mercedes Benz Clase S W140, el que apareció en 1991, en concreto ce la versión V12 de 400 CV.

Más allá (pero no tanto)
¿Nos podemos fiar de los medios?

Más allá (pero no tanto)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2020 51:58


Fundador de Rebelion.org o de Telesur, autor de libros como Medios Democráticos o Paren las Rotativas (ambos en Foca) defensor de los medios públicos, Pascual Serrano da su visión sobre el estado de la comunicación en EspañaEl podcast ¿Nos podemos fiar de los medios? ha sido publicado en Plaza Radio

LEVÁNTATE Y BUSCA A DIOS PODCASTS FABRIS GOMEZ

no confiamos en no sotros mismo aves el miedo está psicológicamente en la vida --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fabris-gu00f3mez-herrera/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fabris-gu00f3mez-herrera/support

Estudos Remotos EI
A Velha a fiar

Estudos Remotos EI

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 4:20


Esta história trabalha a memória e concentração com repetições que dão prosseguimento ao texto

El Club de la Tiendita
Fiar o no fiar, esa es la cuestión. - El Club de la Tiendita #9

El Club de la Tiendita

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 41:48


Preguntamos a los miembros del Club de la Tiendita su opinión acerca de las ventajas y desventajas de fiar. Nos compartieron algunas frases que usamos para avisarle al cliente que no fiamos. Síguenos en: https://www.facebook.com/donchetoelabarrotero/ https://www.facebook.com/groups/643300319844533/

Elizabeth Magical Garden

Welcome to Episode #20 Enjoy!!!Let's stay connected:linktr.ee/elizabethmagicalgarden

ALTNEWS.ES
Ana Beltrán, vicesecrtaria del PP: "Sánchez no es de fiar, parece un telepredicador"

ALTNEWS.ES

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020 13:26


Ana Beltrán, vicesecrtaria del PP: "Pedro Sánchez no es de fiar"

ALTNEWS.ES
Ana Beltrán, vicesecrtaria del PP: "Sánchez no es de fiar, parece un telepredicador"

ALTNEWS.ES

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020 13:26


Ana Beltrán, vicesecrtaria del PP: "Pedro Sánchez no es de fiar"

Simple Política
84 Los PIGS no son de fiar

Simple Política

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 19:45


No, no hablamos de cerdos hoy. Hablamos de los países del sur de Europa. No es que Países Bajos o Alemania no se fíen ahora, es que llevan años sin hacerlo. ¿Por qué? Escucha este episodio para saber más Datos de gasto público por países: https://datosmacro.expansion.com/estado/gasto | Contacta conmigo en: http://www.adriancaballero.net/contactar/ | Sígueme en Twitter: https://twitter.com/a__caballero | Canal de Simple Política en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdRY2RSPw1xg5g0N_hQCzWw?view_as=subscriber

Simple Política
84 Los PIGS no son de fiar

Simple Política

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2020 19:45


No, no hablamos de cerdos hoy. Hablamos de los países del sur de Europa. No es que Países Bajos o Alemania no se fíen ahora, es que llevan años sin hacerlo. ¿Por qué? Escucha este episodio para saber más Datos de gasto público por países: https://datosmacro.expansion.com/estado/gasto | Contacta conmigo en: http://www.adriancaballero.net/contactar/ | Sígueme en Twitter: https://twitter.com/a__caballero | Canal de Simple Política en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdRY2RSPw1xg5g0N_hQCzWw?view_as=subscriber

El café del fotógrafo
88 ¿Te puedes fiar de lo ves en tu monitor?

El café del fotógrafo

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2020 18:19


Buenos días!Bienvenidos a El Café del Fotógrafo, un podcast en el que hablamos de todas esas cuestiones, ideas, charlas o conversaciones que suelen surgir cuando se unen un grupo de fotógrafos para tomar un café tras una sesión de fotos. Soy José Barceló, soy fotógrafo y profesor de fotografía en los cursos online de fotografía en josebarcelo.com y en los cursos de fotografía en Mallorca Fotográfica y estoy aquí para cualquier cosa que necesitéis relacionada con el mundo de la fotografía.Volvemos un miércoles más hablando de material fotográfico. Concretamente quiero hablaros de cómo nos engañan nuestras pantallas o monitores de ordenador al enseñarnos las fotos. Os he dejado un artículo en el blog en el que os hablo de los 6 accesorios que os recomiendo si os vais a montar un estudio fotográfico. Lo encontráis en josebarcelo.com/blog Ya sabéis que podéis contactar conmigo para dudas, preguntas, sugerencias, lo que haga falta a través del formulario de contacto que encontraréis en JOSEBARCELO.COM/contactoVamos a por el tema de hoy, vamos allá! Calibrar el monitor para fotografía Como siempre, os dejo el resumen, esquema o escaleta del episodio para todos los suscriptores: Cambios en distintas pantallasCambios al imprimir una fotoProblema más importante en tienda online o foto productoPantalla sin calibrarTiene sus propios perfilesCambios color, contraste y luminosidadPantalla calibradaSe estandarizaColor, contraste y luminosidadSi vemos la foto en otra pantalla calibrada, se verá igualSi imprimimos con papel calibrado, se verá igualSi vemos en algo no calibrado, cambiará por culpa del otro soporte.Como calibrar la pantallaCon calibradorColor Munki displaySpyderColor Munki - pantalla, proyector y papelSin calibrador no es fiablePerfil de color de pantallaLo guardamos en la carpeta de perfilesNormalmente software calibrador lo hace automáticamenteGenera perfil y lo guardaNos muestra antes y después y nos da la opción de usarloDistinto a perfil de color de cámara, o espacio de colorNo confundir¿Cómo procesar fotos sin calibrarlo?Mirando histograma - Clase 1 y sucesivas del curso de revelado en Lightroom ClassicOpción válida pero más cutreImprimir una foto tamaño folio o asíComparar las diferenciasTener claras esas diferencias al procesarPor ejemplo, monitor iMac muy contrastadoAl imprimir poco contrasteContrata más la foto aunque en monitor la veas con un exceso de contraste.ConclusiónNo podemos fiarnos al 100% de lo que vemosEs aproximadoSi lo calibramos sí podremos fiarnosPero necesitamos un calibrador ENLACES COMENTADOS Color Munky DisplaySpyderColor Munki i1Display ProCurso revelado con Lightroom Classic En fin, muchísimas gracias por escuchar este nuevo episodio.Ya sabéis, si os ha gustado el episodio de hoy, estaré encantado y además ayudaréis muchísimo a difundir el podcast si dedicáis unos segundos a darle a me gusta al episodio en ivoox. Si además os animáis y dejáis algún comentario yo estoy encantado porque así aunque sea virtualmente, os voy conociendo un poco más. Ya sólo con eso estáis dándole un buen empujón al programa, pero también quiero daros las gracias a todos suscriptores/as de los cursos que hacéis que todo esto siga adelante cada día de una forma un poco más sostenible.De verdad que muchas gracias, mucho ánimo y a disfrutar! Recordad que podéis suscribiros a los cursos online de https://josebarcelo.com por tan sólo 10€/mes y acceder de inmediato a TODOS los cursos disponibles, a los recursos que os ofrezco en cada curso y a dos nuevas clases cada semana. Y podéis seguir todos los episodios del podcast en la Lista de reproducción de El Café del Fotógrafo aqui: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-INJ_yRs60&list=PLS_I7oYCbULFI0hooUQyGnSKfR5s-VAHc

ANALISIS PELLEJUDOS 3.0
498# Si te gusta el brócoli, no eres de fiar.

ANALISIS PELLEJUDOS 3.0

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2020 20:05


Saludos querid@s ContribOYENTES: Miercoles, 15 de enero...una vez más hemos sido testigos veraces y en directo de un ataque producto de La Inquina contra los Derechos Alopecicos de un sector intolerante y fascioneroso pro-vegano: los amantes del brócoli y aledeños. Y es que son un grupúsculo que se dedica a realizar sabotajes terroristicos, dando cambiazos en las fiambreras durante la hora de la comida en las empresas. Manténganse alertas y lejos de semejantes individuos. Y claro... además los @CalvosMalvados contando sus cosas. Fdo: Los CALVOS advierten seríamente no confiar en los degustadores de brócoli.

eres saludos mant coli fiar calvosmalvados fdo los calvos
Welcome to Hell
Fiar, Foscor y el 2019

Welcome to Hell

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2020 59:11


Fiar, el vocalista de Foscor –una de las bandas estatales más internacionales- nos hará un repaso de la música que más le ha impactado durante este último año. Con este punto de partida, hablaremos de como ha sido el año para el metal y como pinta el futuro, además de su propia banda y cómo se gestiona en estos tiempos una banda con proyección internacional, pero con la imposibilidad – de momento- de dar un salto final a la profesionalización. Idle Hands - Give Me To the Night Foscor - Laments Teitanblood - Inhuman Utterings Sodom - Christ Passion Gold - Taken By Storm Adrift - Mist Cathedral - Ride Blood Incantation - Slave Species of the Gods Graveyard - Winds Like Dagger Imagen de Gerard Brull

Ghost Cult Magazine
PODCAST: Episode 58: Fiar of Foscor Talks New Album, and The Magic of Art

Ghost Cult Magazine

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019 19:46


Ghost Cult spent some time last month in New York City with Fiar of Foscor for a chat about their new album, Els Sepulcres Blancs, out now via Season of Mist. In a wide-ranging conversation, Fiar spoke with is about the creation of the new album, the arc of the band from their raw Black Metal roots to making magical and sad post-Rock and progressive music now, the value the band places on visuals, the artwork on the new album, the bands' recent self- created video for 'Cançó de Mort', the relationship the band has created with Season of Mist, and much more. You can order this incredible album at this link, and listen to our chat below. Continue reading → The post PODCAST: Episode 58: Fiar of Foscor Talks New Album, and The Magic of Art appeared first on Ghost Cult Magazine.

The Brutally Delicious Podcast
A Casual Conversation with Fiar of Foscor #021

The Brutally Delicious Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 33:45


On this new episode of The Brutally Delicious Podcast we speak with vocalist Fiar, of the Spanish based metal act, Foscor.FOSCOR hail from Catalonia, and take inspiration from the morbid, decadent, and sick reflections on a rapidly changing society, as the artistic landscape at the end of the nineteenth century shaped.The name FOSCOR translates as "darkness" in their native Catalan tongue, which the band from Barcelona uses for their lyrics as a distinctive element and strong connection with their cultural reality.The Catalans' first two albums, 'Entrance to the Shadows' Village' (2004), 'The Smile of the Sad Ones' (2007) wrapped a shroud of classic second wave black metal around a melancholic yet vital core. 'Groans to the Guilty' (2009) witnessed FOSCOR setting out towards more progressive and avant-garde course, but it was next full-length 'Those Horrors Wither' (2014) which marked a clear departure from the black metal. Darkness found an equally strong expression through the use of very personal clean vocals, tempo reduction and atmosphere. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brutally-delicious/message

Euskadi Hoy Magazine
Fiar a cinco años la reconstrucción de Notre Dame "es un periodo muy optimista"

Euskadi Hoy Magazine

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2019 17:58


Acompañados de la voz de Edith Piaf nos hemos trasladado a orillas del Sena. Piaf canta a la catedral de Notre Dame, el icono de la arquitectura gótica protagonista esta semana de uno de los episodios más trágicos de sus ocho siglos de historia. Este miércoles continúan los trabajos para asegurar la estructura del edificio en los puntos más sensibles. Solo finalizadas estas labores se podrá entrar en el edificio para rescatar las obras de arte que todavía quedan en su interior. En este contexto, Euskadi Hoy Magazine ha reunido a Mª Angélica Martínez -experta en historia de la Arquitectura- y a Joaquín Torres -experto en rehabilitación de edificios históricos- para trasladarles cuestiones relativas a su valor arquitectónico y a las restauraciones y añadidos a los que ha sido sometida y que plantean dudas o abren el debate entorno a los criterios y a cómo se realizará la reconstrucción, teniendo en cuenta que "nos son tareas que puedan industrializarse".

Euskadi Hoy Magazine
Fiar a cinco años la reconstrucción de Notre Dame "es un periodo muy optimista"

Euskadi Hoy Magazine

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2019 17:58


Acompañados de la voz de Edith Piaf nos hemos trasladado a orillas del Sena. Piaf canta a la catedral de Notre Dame, el icono de la arquitectura gótica protagonista esta semana de uno de los episodios más trágicos de sus ocho siglos de historia. Este miércoles continúan los trabajos para asegurar la estructura del edificio en los puntos más sensibles. Solo finalizadas estas labores se podrá entrar en el edificio para rescatar las obras de arte que todavía quedan en su interior. En este contexto, Euskadi Hoy Magazine ha reunido a Mª Angélica Martínez -experta en historia de la Arquitectura- y a Joaquín Torres -experto en rehabilitación de edificios históricos- para trasladarles cuestiones relativas a su valor arquitectónico y a las restauraciones y añadidos a los que ha sido sometida y que plantean dudas o abren el debate entorno a los criterios y a cómo se realizará la reconstrucción, teniendo en cuenta que "nos son tareas que puedan industrializarse".

Euskadi Hoy Magazine
Amaia del Campo, alcaldesa de Barakaldo: "El PSE no tiene palabra y no es de fiar"

Euskadi Hoy Magazine

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2018 22:56


El tema de Mikel Laboa, 'Martxa baten lehen notak' dará título al espectáculo con el que, el próximo 3 de diciembre, el Ayuntamiento de Barakaldo, en colaboración con la Escuela de Música Hala Dzipo, celebrará el Día del Euskera. Será una tarde repleta de cultura y tradición, que tendrá como protagonista al propio Laboa y que aunará música, danza, poesía, cultura urbana, video-proyección, teatro... El acto, de carácter gratuito, comenzará a las 20.00 horas en Barakaldo Antzokia y las entradas ya están disponibles en las taquillas del teatro, con un máximo de cuatro invitaciones por persona. Ya el viernes 30, la localidad fabril procederá al encendido de las luces de Navidad, en una jornada diseñada para el disfrute de los más pequeños. Y durante el fin de semana, El Regato volverá a conmemorar la fiesta de Santa Bárbara, con actividades que servirán para rememorar su pasado minero. Junto a los detalles de los eventos más inminentes en el calendario, durante la entrevista en Euskadi Hoy Magazine la alcaldesa de Barakaldo, Amaia del Campo, ha valorado el cambio de postura del Grupo Municipal Socialista que obliga al consistorio a prorrogar las tasas, impuestos y precios públicos. Recuerda Del Campo, que no es el primer incumplimiento del PSE en lo que va de legislatura y recuerda que los directamente afectados por la ruptura del acuerdo, son las familias que iban a ser objeto de bonificaciones, junto as comerciantes, hosteleros y pequeña y media empresa. Al PSE ha apelado también al referirse al actual estado de las instalaciones deportivas de la localidad.

Euskadi Hoy Magazine
Amaia del Campo, alcaldesa de Barakaldo: "El PSE no tiene palabra y no es de fiar"

Euskadi Hoy Magazine

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2018 22:56


El tema de Mikel Laboa, 'Martxa baten lehen notak' dará título al espectáculo con el que, el próximo 3 de diciembre, el Ayuntamiento de Barakaldo, en colaboración con la Escuela de Música Hala Dzipo, celebrará el Día del Euskera. Será una tarde repleta de cultura y tradición, que tendrá como protagonista al propio Laboa y que aunará música, danza, poesía, cultura urbana, video-proyección, teatro... El acto, de carácter gratuito, comenzará a las 20.00 horas en Barakaldo Antzokia y las entradas ya están disponibles en las taquillas del teatro, con un máximo de cuatro invitaciones por persona. Ya el viernes 30, la localidad fabril procederá al encendido de las luces de Navidad, en una jornada diseñada para el disfrute de los más pequeños. Y durante el fin de semana, El Regato volverá a conmemorar la fiesta de Santa Bárbara, con actividades que servirán para rememorar su pasado minero. Junto a los detalles de los eventos más inminentes en el calendario, durante la entrevista en Euskadi Hoy Magazine la alcaldesa de Barakaldo, Amaia del Campo, ha valorado el cambio de postura del Grupo Municipal Socialista que obliga al consistorio a prorrogar las tasas, impuestos y precios públicos. Recuerda Del Campo, que no es el primer incumplimiento del PSE en lo que va de legislatura y recuerda que los directamente afectados por la ruptura del acuerdo, son las familias que iban a ser objeto de bonificaciones, junto as comerciantes, hosteleros y pequeña y media empresa. Al PSE ha apelado también al referirse al actual estado de las instalaciones deportivas de la localidad.

Sexualidad
La cazadora de infieles: Su novio se va a quedar solo en casa y quiere saber si se puede fiar de él

Sexualidad

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2018 6:39


Esta noche en la cazadora de infieles, la chica que nos pide la prueba se va de fin de semana con las amigas y él se queda solo en casa. En su ausencia…¿Se podrá fiar de él?. ¡Mar Montoro lo pone a prueba!

Mi GYM en casa
110. ¿Nos podemos fiar de los estudios científicos?

Mi GYM en casa

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2017 37:10


Hace unas semanas un par de amigos me decían que tomar café era buenísimo porque habían escuchado en la tele que habían hecho un estudio científico sobre el asunto. Es algo habitual leer o escuchar titulares bastante llamativos sobre alimentación basados en estudios. Ni que decir tiene que hay ser muy crítico con lo que se lee o se escucha por ahí (migymencasa incluído), pero parece que cuando hay un estudio detrás que respalda esas afirmaciones podemos fiarnos. Quiero dar unas pinceladas de lo que me parece lo más básico en cuanto a evidencia científica, para que así podamos comprender un poco mejor el peso o la calidad de la evidencia que hay detrás de ciertas afirmaciones. Estudios observacionales: Correlación no implica causalidad La gran mayoría de titulares en los medios de comunicación se basan en estudios observacionales. Pero lo que es más preocupante es que muchas de las recomendaciones a la población están basadas en este tipo de estudios. ¿Por qué es preocupante? Porque correlación no implica causalidad, vamos a ver por qué. En los estudios observacionales, como su propio nombre indica, se observa o mejor dicho se pregunta. Por ejemplo, cogemos a 5.000 personas y las preguntamos cuántos vasos de vino toman a la semana. Se lo vamos preguntando año tras año y al cabo del tiempo vemos de qué va muriendo esta gente y cuándo. En el estudio de este ejemplo vemos que los que toman vino tienen menos infartos, con lo que podemos establecer una asociación entre consumo de vino e infartos, pero no podemos decir que consumir vino sea la causa de tener menos infartos. Veamos otro ejemplo, para aclarar esto. Observa la siguiente gráfica. Traducido de la fuente original Compara la temperatura media global con el número de piratas. Como podéis ver a mayor temperatura, menos piratas. Podríamos sacar el titular llamativo, pero equivocado, de que la temperatura aniquila los piratas :-) Con este divertido ejemplo, nos damos cuenta de que correlación no implica causalidad, ya que los piratas se extinguieron debido a diferentes causas socioeconómicas. Estos son los factores de confusión, los que entran en juego y desvirtúan esa causalidad entre las dos variables. Volviendo al ejemplo del vino, estos beneficios puede ser debidos al Efecto Roseto que provoca el juntarse a tomar un vino con los amigos. O algo curioso (y verídico), como que en Europa a mayor consumo de vino, menor consumo de leche, o un millón de cosas que entran en juego en la vida y los hábitos de cada persona que no podemos controlar ni medir. Entones, ¿estos estudios no valen para nada? Descubrir una asociación entre dos variables nos puede dar una pista por dónde pueden ir los tiros, pero en ningún caso podemos hacer afirmaciones tajantes al respecto. No valen para establecer recomendaciones, pero sí nos valen para establecer hipótesis y ponerlas a prueba en un estudio de intervención. Estudios de intervención En este tipo de estudios hacemos normalmente dos grupos, el grupo control (en el que sólo hacemos un seguimiento) y el de intervención (al que le hacemos algo, como por ejemplo darle de comer un determinado tipo de dieta). Este tipo de estudios son mucho más difíciles y más caros de hacer, imagina que tienes que estar comiendo de una determinada manera el resto de tu vida. Pero la cosa no queda ahí, sencillamente por sentirte estudiado mejoras tu hábitos de vida. Si crees que estás en el grupo bueno (intervención), intentarás mejorar inconscientemente. Pero las propias personas que se encargan de hacer el estudio quieren verificar su hipótesis y aunque hagan las cosas bien en cuanto sesgo (que luego veremos), inconscientemente o no, van a dar mejor soporte a los del grupo de intervención. Para poder evitar esto, el estudio tendría que ser doble ciego, es decir, que ni los científicos ni los sujetos estudiados sepan cuál es el grupo bueno. Esto se puede hacer con una pastilla, dando en su lugar un placebo,

Fatal 4 Way Podcast
Fatal 4 Way Podcast - #Chapter110: WRESTLING DE FIAR

Fatal 4 Way Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2017 61:10


En el centésimo décimo programa hablaremos de lo ocurrido en Impact Wrestling, del wXw World Tag Team League y de los nombres de los luchadores anunciados para el 16 Carat Gold. No os olvidéis de seguirnos en: Twitter: https://twitter.com/fatal4waypd Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/fatal4waypodcast

Maximum Driftcast
We Didn't Start the FIAr

Maximum Driftcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2017 147:09


EPISODE 76: We Didn't Start the FIAr with Noriyaro and Ryan Lanteigne   Today we have Alexi Smith "Noriyaro" who was the announcer for this weekend's FIA Intercontinental Drift Cup and is very familiar with D1 and their format, and also Ryan Lanteigne, who was a judge at FIA Drift as well but has more experience as a Formula Drift judge. We talked about the pros and cons about this new event and what can be done to make it a better event in the future. Enjoy!

Simple Informática. Guías tecnológicas de 5 minutos
224 Programa 224. ¿Son de fiar los discos duros de 6TB o más?

Simple Informática. Guías tecnológicas de 5 minutos

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2017 5:45


¿Son de fiar los discos duros de 6TB o más? Cada día van saliendo dispositivos de almacenamiento discos duros, memorias con más capacidad, que es lo mismo que ha estado ocurriendo desde que empezamos a tener ordenadores. Para los ordenadores personales los primeros soportes populares que tuvimos fueron los disquetes con 1 Mb de almacenamiento, […] La entrada 224 Programa 224. ¿Son de fiar los discos duros de 6TB o más? aparece primero en Simple informatica.