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On our 32nd Wedding Anniversary, Capt'n Max & I celebrate 32 Years of Lawfully Wedded Love, Marriage, Lust, Trust, Sexual Revelation & Cage-Free Revolution, 1000s of Live Broadcasts, Groundbreaking Shows, HBO Specials, Books, Magazines, Orgasms, Arguments, Adventures, Imprisonments, Forced Separations, Romantic Escapades, Close Encounters & Fantastic Wild Dionysian Speakeasy Bacchanals, gathering together a few Friends, Lovers & Allies for a Live FDR Radio Broadcast at the little Love Church of The Bonobo Way in the Village of Bonoboville, featuring the fabulous Amor Hilton, Rhiannon Aarons, Tuesday Conner & more! And oh, what a reveling, revolving, revealing, sometimes roiling, always rollicking, Rabelaisian, roller coaster we ride on this 32nd Wedding Anniversary Love Train of pleasure & pain, anger & joy, tears & laughter, expounding, erupting, interrupting, sulking, sucking, licking, kissing, reminiscing, fantasizing, romanticizing, clashing, rehashing, telling tales, spanking tails, celebrating our love & – as always - protesting the American Empire's Perma War/s especially the appalling Zionist genocide. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!  Free Palestine! Bonoboville is festooned with Palestinian flags & I wear a keffiyeh, as Max and I implore Genocide Joe to Stop Arming Israel. CeasefireNow! But we also Beat Trump! Yes indeed, I spank Trumpty Dumpty's stinky gaseous behind with our Wedding Book & we're excited to witness the power of an honest porn star set precedent in taking down a particularly rotten malignant narcissist president. Go Bonobos for Stormy Daniels and Beating Trump! Much more of this auspicious evening of celebration, conflict, resolution, revolution, good times, great food, fantastic old friends & a new beginning for Capt'n Max and Me in the course of our endless journey (the Goal is the Journey) through LoVE here: https://drsusanblock.com/32nd-wedding-anniversary   Need to talk privately? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU

It's our first time on Rumble, & there's a first time for everything, but there's only one first time for anything; you never get to have a second first time. But why do radio veterans like Capt'n Max & suddenly find ourselves radio newbies? Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! No, I'm not banned on Callin (though I'm still Banned on Facebook & fighting META in arbitration June 26: save the date). But Callin just shut down, making us radio refugees… We're also on Spaces, but we're not new to X/Twitter, so it's an FDR Resurrection! AND tis the season of resurrection, Easter Eve as we broadcast live from Bonoboville, living the Cage-Free Life, the Bonobo Way. Maybe you painted cage free Easter eggs, but do you lead a cage-free life? We try to live cage-free – or relatively free of corporate shackles. We're into Free Speech, Free Assange, Free Palestine. Free yourself! Be Cage-Free! Be Bonobo! Resurrect your long-hibernating joie de vivre. It's Spring! Resurrection is one of the springiest of Spring themes - & not just because it phonetically contains “erection” - but because after Jesus is “born again,” whom does He first see? His favorite Easter Bunny: Mary Magdalene. Jesus loves the sex workers. And our first call is from sex worker Hamilton Steele regaling us with tales of serving the tech lords & cuckold incels of Silicon Valley. Regarding resurrection, he wonders, “How did Easter bunnies & chocolate eggs come out of a Jewish guy being crucified?” Good question! And the answer, in part, is paganism. Jesus wasn't the first human/God to be born again in Spring. On our Spring Equinox show, we compare the Resurrection of Jesus to Persephone, & on this Easter Eve Resurrection show, we compare Jesus to Dionysus aka Bacchus another God of the People who is killed & brought back to life by his Heavenly Father Zeus, aka Jupiter, aka God… From resurrection to insurrection, America's Top Huckster is hawking The Trump Bible for just $59.95, reaching new heights of hucksterism, though Trump Bible couldn't be any worse than Trump Steaks, Trump University… or the Trump White House (hopefully, that won't be resurrected). Our oldest listener (since KFOX 93.5 FM!), Don PolyBi, calls in hoping Trump will lose Manhattan District Attorney's Alvin Bragg's 34-count felony “hush money” case against him just before the 2024 election, & history will record that Trumpty Dumpty was brought down by porn star Stormy Daniels. Coming soon: The Bonobo Bible! Coming even sooner: Our 32nd Wedding Anniversary. MakeKinkNotWar! Go Bonobos for peace & love as the wars rage on for the benefit of no one but the arms dealers. More: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-resurrection Need to talk privately? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.

Riding FDR into a brand New Year with a Happy Nude Rear, Capt'n Max & I resolve to “Go Bonobos in 2024,” but our Peace Train turns into a Bullet Train in the Tunnel of Love, as we dodge the bullets & wily booby traps, finally coming out of the tunnel to Make Love Not War in 2024. Perhaps our bumpy ride portends a rough year ahead. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality!  Even before we start, I hesitate to hop aboard, being a little under the weather, plus we're short-staffed, still holidazed & shell shocked by the war p0rrn from Gaza under Zionist bombardment with U.S. bombs. But we have surprise in-studio guests, 7x “Most Bonobo Couple” SUZY Awards winners Daniele Watts, aka DaLove, & Chef BeLive, aka BeLove, stars of our Bonoboville Reunion on VICE TV (now 300,000+ views!) & much more. So, we gather ‘round the Speakeasy bar speaking about the “unspeakable” with gracious-as-always BeLove & da-light-ful DaLove slipping into her usual position of contrarian (maybe a bit more contrary than usual), calling Bonoboville a “family” though we prefer “community” - which has less baggage, but DaLove is determined to “unpack a little of that” with poetic flair - flinging baggage throughout the Train, almost pulling down the luggage rack! Braving the turbulence, we pick up p0rrn star Hamilton Steele, with tales of F*cking Da Rich HotWives of Cuckold Millionaires, & Christopher C. Gagliardi, 9x SUZY Award winner of “Most Bonobo Graduate,” resolving to be a “voice for change” for the "autistic spectrum community" & to spread humanism in 2024. We also explore the joys of amputee sex prompting a Callin'er to say, “my penis cannot compete with a leg stump.” Putting the brakes on one of DaLove's attemps at derailment, I flog her half-HappyNudeRear & BeLove spanks it. We love awe-some BeLove & DaLove, but we don't buy DaLove's actorly “radical empathy” for narcissists like Trumpty Dumpty & war criminals like Netanyahu. We don't want to empathize with Benny Net Nut! We're also out of time - just as DaLove has more to say - but I sign off with a plea for the world (including ourselves) to Go Bonobos in 2024 & Make Kink Not War. Want more? Read my show journal: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-go-bonobos-2024  Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497.  We're here for YOU.

My urban X-pedition to the Urban X Awards mid-hurriquake for sex education's sake flows through this show like a red-carpeted river of love. Praise be to the heroes of free X-pression in the center of today's storms of repression.... Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!  Into the storm drops Trumpty Dumpty, Big Egg of the Trump Crime Family & Rico racketeering mob boss of the legal beagle Batman Villains Club, MAGAt cult leader, & leading Republican 2024 Presidential candidate, on an urban X-pedition to Atlanta's Fulton County Jail for Indictment #4, & all the mug makers are putting the Mango Mugger's mean mug shot on their mugs... as another racist ammosexual incel murdered multiple humans spraying a Dollar Store in Jacksonville, urban center of Ron DeStupid's Florida where sex is censored & racism empowered with “permitless concealed carry” laws. Armed killers are on the loose, & some of the worst wear badges. RIP Joan Meyer, 98-year-old Kansas owner of the Marion County Record who confronted the police from her walker as they raided her home, bravely calling them “a**holes” engaging in “Hitler tactics” which they were, ordering them to “get out,” but they didn't, & the next day, she died of cardiac arrest… The Censorship Industrial Complex via TikTok censored anti-imperialist Mint Press News; I know the feeling, being currently censored by YT, FB & IG which we are taking into arbitration… Calls come in from Reza, Chris & “Hybrid Bonobo”… Speaking of apes, I reveal 8 million year old breaking news that our human ape ancestors migrated from Anatolia, Turkey ?! Meanwhile, my Vice TV piece, flaws & all, has over 160,000 views! Back to my Urban X-ploration & the urban center of Kiev, Ukraine where Luzer Twersky plays the Baal Shem Tov in "Dovbush" finally on the Big Ukrainian Screen with air raid sirens blaring (now that's "urban")! Peppered with tales of Max & my amazing urban adventures in DTLA & the Urban X Awards where I was nominated for “Most Popular Sex Educator”—won by one of our favorite urban guests, Sinnamon Love! Kudos to  Urban X for courage, great taste & a good time—not to mention a stimulating topic on this fun-for-all FDR! Read more prose & see some amazing urban shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-urban-x-pats Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU. 

It's a bumpy ride on the Bonoboville X-press which is still censored, disabled, terminated & X-terminated on all major social media X-cept on “X”… X? Yes, our beloved Tweety-bird has been X-ecuted by the world's richest man just to show us that he is X-tremely dumb. It's X-hausting, & I feel as X-ploited by this (se)X-obsessed narcissist capitalist as anyone, but I'm still hanging in there, and at least I have FDR!  But just as I start this show, Capt'n Max gruffly X-presses that he is “unhappy,” while refusing to explain why, so I restart the show without him Then, within a few minutes, he shows up & cheers up. Fellow travelers on this bumpy X-press train include Brady talking about Kanzi the genius bonobo playing Minecraft & asking me for my review of Barbie (I call her "Capitalist Barbie). My suggestion that guys with humiliation fetishes can relate to Ken dolls rings a bell for Brady & leads to a discussion about Matt Walsh, Christofascist “What is a Woman?” commentator into the Adult Baby Diaper Fetish with his “Sweet Baby Gang” of "theocratic fascists." AB/DL isn't wrong, but Matt “Daddy” Walsh should get some sex therapy so he doesn't keep inflicting his unresolved erotic issues on the rest of us. Meanwhile, libraries are being turned into prisons for kids & I defend Republican Congresswoman Nancy Mace making a sexy little joke at a “prayer breakfast.” In any case, the majority of Republicans still love their racketeering mobster Trumpty Dumpty... Mid-show, I deliver a heartfelt eulogy to Sinéad O'Connor whose amazing rendition of Prince's song "Nothing Compares 2 U" is featured on "Desert Susan". Also calling in: “Most Bonobo Couple” SUZY Award-winners Chef Belive & Daniele Watts featured in many Dr Suzy-Tv shows & bacchanals including our Bonoboville Reunion coming up this Thursday, August 3 (we just found out) on Vice TV special featuring me and my "Liberating Phone Sex Therapy." Watch it at https://www.youtube.com/Vice  AND check out my pro-bonobo prose & some uniquely amazing shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-x-press Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU. 

We're speaking easy at the Speakeasy this Midsummer night, or as easy as we can speak with corporate censorship silencing our dreams & messing with our minds, as we take on the issues of the day… It actually is “Midsummer” night as we broadcast live on our “Midsummer Night's Dreamy Speakeasy,” with an Elizabethan hat tip to William Shakespeare... Midsummer is for lovers, so Capt'n Max & I kick it off with a June Honeymoon of senior sex, morning orgasms & love. All we need is mead!  Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!FDR stands for #FuckDaRich, but #EatTheRich is *in* thanks to Orcas who haven't yet eaten rich people, but seem to be eating their yachts… Meanwhile, the Titan gobbled up 5 rich guys & imploded with a giant Belch of Death. Burt calls in to say how this ridiculously dangerous “submersible” was made of Radio Shack parts, run by a joystick & a Bluetooth. Titan's CEO was determined to *penetrate* the impenetrable Titanic—like a dude determined to seduce a woman who's rejecting him—AND named his damn company “Oceangate”— like he knew he'd soon go the way of Watergate, Gamergate & Heaven's Gate. Tragically, as everyone searched for a few fat cats, 100s of migrants drowned like rats… RIP Daniel Ellsberg, the GOAT of “whistleblowers” & one of my heroes, from his courageous release of the Pentagon Papers, through his bombshell “Doomsday Machine” expose of a chilling reality not too far from Stanley Kubrick's wild Dr. Strangelove, to his recent support for Julian Assange & many antiwar whistleblower causes… Another Kubrick film, “Eyes Wide Shut,” a midsummer night's cinematic wet dream that's *really* a critique of capitalism, comes up as we talk about Hunter Biden, recently outed for ass-grabbing (Trump's not the only one, but Hunter's not running for Prez) at SNCTM (a sex club modeled on Eyes Wide Shut), by SNCTM founder Damon Lawner who was then kicked out of his own club for outing Biden! As a sex therapist, I understand confidentiality is key… & it makes me wonder, what kind of “group therapy” goes on at SNCTM? We also discuss Putin almost getting toppled (or did he?) by Wagner Group leader Yevgeny Prigozhin at the stroke of Midsummer, creating a media-induced frenzy of confusion; just stop this war & all Perma War! Wonder if Trumpty Dumpty would hide Putin in the shitter with the secret docs if Prigozhin's putsch comes to shove… On the lighter—& saltier—side, Rich calls in to extoll my Birthday Bacchanal & inquire about the history of Bonoboville Communion & Waterboarding, The Bonobo Way with Agwa, +Tequila Toe Shots & Shrimping Cocktails! Shardoll calls in to let me know I'm so “hot” I'd “rock a bikini,” even though—or because—I'm a Cougar… Then “Plumpy Chunks” asks I've ever “partied” with Alisha Klass & yes I have(!)—along with her then BF Seymore Butts… Shardoll asks about bonobos & The Bonobo Way, whereupon I expound upon my favorite subject: the Make Love Not War Make Kink Not War great apes… Bonoboville is antiwar for many reasons, chief of which that war kills people and ruins the earth, but also the expense, the latest insane example being Pentagon garbage cans costing over $51K each—way to throw our tax money into the trash! Happy belated Juneteenth, America's most profound celebration of reality-based freedom, commemorating the hard-fought, long-overdue freeing of some 250,000 slaves that built this great nation on real estate stolen from the Natives, whose descendants are still discriminated against in this supposed land of the “free”—which brings us to “freedom”—Free Love Free Speech & the costs of freedom. Freedom isn't free, & in the Capitalocene, it costs more & more… Meanwhile, the City of Arcadia continues to harass us with “Mattress Madness,” but we are standing up for our rights (& yours) in Court this Friday, AND I am still banned on Facebook, IG & YouTube! Sign the petition to restore my accounts: https://www.change.org/p/restore-susan-m-block-s-facebook-and-instagram-accounts !   Until we meet again, Happy Midsummer Night's Dreamy Trails to you, from the Capitalocene to the Bonobocene through the Tunnel of Love… Read more prose & see the uncensored shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-midsummer Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU. 

It's My Birthday—a dangerous time!—but I'm surrounded by old friends, new lovers, rainbow kisses, condom balloons, bare boobies, birthday-spankable tushies & so many cakes, I could open a bakery + My Best Gift: Capt'n Max.  Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! It really is the best of times & the worst of times (with a hat tip to Charles Dickens)... In the WORST category: Censorship is rising & my personal accounts on YouTube, Facebook & IG have been unjustly terminated.  In the “best” category: My friends are trying to get them restored. CSLBU Art Lecturer & “Most Well-Rounded Kinkster” SUZY Award winner Rhiannon Aarons creates a petition for it (sign it now!) AND offers up her terrific tatas as an altar for an auspicious delicious Birthday Bonoboville Communion with Agwa + Chris calls in to rally #JusticeforDrSusanMBlock as “Bonobo Missionaries” Chef Belive & Daniele Watts call in to sing & share their red wing love + their new “Door Hash” service, & Brady calls with Birthday Sex Magick, declaring himself “as censored as a nipple.”  Also in-studio on FDR is GasmaskGirl with Kyla Keys looking gorgeous in a gasmask, but even better without one, & I give her a bare-butt birthday spanking! Stunning Lilith Kat (with sexy Tes Presley) gives me a PG Bonoboville Communion from her wrist (& licks it from mine!), & says that, sadly, her FB & IG accounts were also wrongfully disabled. With Lilith & Rhiannon in Dominatrixes Against Donald Trump, everyone's celebrating Trumpty Dumpty getting indicted! John Barrymore of the Barrymore Dynasty (including sister Drew Barrymore) adds his wit & wisdom on AI (artificial ignorance), & my oldest Bonoboville friend (since 1986), Janelle Hopkins says she was censored by FB for “fake news."  It's a Censorship Pandemic!  Other guests include IKKOR The Wolf singing “She Bad” as some Bonobovillians spin around the stripper pole (Thx to Dre, we have a new pole!) & Mark Brown—The Best Hairdresser Ever—brings a potpourri of rainbow birthday desserts, including big phallic pretzels to deep-throat with Pride! Yes, it is another Rainbow Pride Birthday—a Birthday Pride Party Show—in solidarity with the LGBTQ comrades now under attack by Proud Boys (“Shouldn't PROUD Boys have PRIDE?”) We also say bye to Ted Kaczynski aka the Unabomber, found dead in prison on my birthday—proving you don't have to be a dumb Proud Boy to be a brute; you can be a mathematical genius—but soon, it's back to the Bday Bacchanal.  I also wish a Happy Bday to Fellow Gemini & F.D.R. engineer Abe Bonobo &, after much pride party fun, games & love-love-love, I slip out of my rainbow lingerie & into my Birthday Suit for a big birthdaygasm - and many more! Whether you take ‘pride' in your birthday or not, it's good for you!  Statistics show that people who have the most birthdays live the longest. Read more prose & watch my uncensored “Birthday Pride Party Show”: https://drsusanblock.com/birthday-2023  Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU. 

Just when the kingdom of Far-away-ica thought it was safe… their former king (the narcissistic, overcooked egg-omaniac Trumpty Dumpty) has returned with a plan to take back the throne.With the help of special guest Deanne Smith (Tez the half centaur/unicorn medic caterer) the crew of Star Academy must stop the crazed Trumpty from putting himself back together again.Eggspect the uneggspected in...DPR & FRIENDS: THE GOLDEN NUGGET OF THE FOWL KINGRecorded live at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival on Sunday April 2nd, 2023.Dungeon Master: Ben ClementsTez: Deanne SmithRoss: Emil FreundJuno Nova: Lauren BokClik-Clak: Dan LastPersimmon Fumbleton: Greg Pickering

Welcome back to Made To Motivate Podcast!! You're tuning in to the highest rated, most listened to podcast to ever grace the airwaves! And you're a better person for listening to us! This is Season 8 Episode 10!

    Trumpty Dumpty has fallen (again) and maybe THIS time, all his cult's Handmaids and MAGAt Men can't put this Mango McMuffin back together again.  Yes, the “Anointed One” is now the Indicted One.  And no, it's not a Witch Hunt.  It's a "Pussy Ass Bitch" Hunt (with a hat tip to “Filthy Mouthed Wife” Chrissy Teigen). Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!  Shoutout to Cyrus Vance Jr., esteemed member of my Yale class, who started up the Stormy Daniels case that Alvin Bragg is now running. “The Goal is the Journey,” as always, but as Stormy supporters since 2017—and tRump Resisters since the 1980s—we're hoping for a Happy Ending… On this FDR, we also review the 2021 film "Pleasure"—which was NOT a pleasure, to say the least (even though our porn biz friends Axel Braun, Dana DeArmond, Tee Reel and Mark Spiegler are great in it). In fact, it is a grossly violent, misleadingly horrific portrayal of the porn industry.  Listen to our review, and don't see it; or at least, be forewarned it is NOT a date night movie!. Meanwhile in Censorship News: my YouTube channel is still terminated. Twitter is shadow-banning words of all kinds, as corporate social media censorship rises and our pro-bonobo freedoms go into free fall.  Good News: China just made peace between Saudi Arabia & Iran. Now let's make peace with China! Also, our Vice special featuring our Bonoboville Reunion is coming soon.  So is 1973 porn phenomenon Deep Throat (want to sponsor an LA screening? Call Max: 626-461-5950)… In Obituary News: We bid a sad RIP to three friends: Max Hardcore, Goddess Phoenix Steele and Papi, aka David Harold Hunt. And we bid you happy Spring Holidays! Ramadan Mubarak! Happy (early) Easter! Pesach Sameach (Happy Passover)! “Kdot Hussein” calls in and, though he's kind of religiously opposed to my belief that happy bonoboësque cuckolds make for a more peaceful world, he does agree with me that Zionist Israel's oppression of Palestinians has got to stop, and we bond over Hebrew prayers and My Midrash on the origins of Matzah (hint: it has more to do with running from medieval European pogroms than ancient Egyptian pharaohs). For my Christian friends, I explain, matzah is similar to the wafer, the Body of Christ without the Christ, with the divine ability, when broken, to create infinite crumbs all over your table, your clothes and probably your bed. So have some matzah and remember it's a mitzvah (good deed) to have sex on Passover. Though most rabbis say the sex mitzvah is only for “husband and wife,"  I, Rabbi Dr. Susan bin Block  say it's okay as long as it's between enthusiastically consenting adults (or just yourself)—but don't mix the sex mitzvah with the passover matzah, or you'll wind up with crumbs in your holiest of holes. For more prose & uncensored shows, go to https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-trump-passover-pleasure Need to talk privately? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for you. 

    Happy Spring Equinox!  Blooming with wildflowers, the Birds & The Bees, the mating bonobos & the dating humans, our Love Train roars into Spring 2023. And the sun shines on Bonoboville for about two beautiful days... before it rains AGAIN.      Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!  Dry old So Cal is now as WET as a hot wife's panties. But hey, it's like our wet & WILD Spring Showers female ejaculation shows!  Whatever the weather, it's time for a Bonobo Spring Cleaning: Out with the old Capitalocene & in with the Bonobocene of Peace through Pleasure - in all kinds of weather. We've also got Spring Fever for Trumpty Dumpty being indicted this week (or so we hear) thanks to our heroine whom we've been cheering on since 2017: Stormy Daniels! Go Bonobos for Stormy spanking tRump's Rump with an indictment! With Putin's War Crimes arrest warrant, maybe these two can share a prison cell somewhere (anywhere!) & resurrect their old bromance.  Or they can get bailed out by Silicon Valley Bank that TFG deregulated to collapse. What do the SVB failure & East Palestine disaster have in common? Drumpf deregulation! Speaking of Palestine(s), we support the Israel Protests & we're glad to see more Jews for Palestine (like us) involved. Stop the Apartheid! In Censorship News: We're still trying to resurrect our unfairly terminated YouTube Channel (Spring is time for Resurrection), and I also hear from one of my Sex Therapy clients that Cuckold Erotica is being censored.  Censorship is getting worse with AI (artificial ignorance) - much worse!  We also take several calls on this show about primeval Spring Cleaning involving pollen—plant jizz (or Jazz)--& we answer this question: Does Porn Imitate Sex or Does Sex Imitate Porn? + We talk about Spring Sex on Magic Mushrooms, St. Paddy's sins against the Pagan Druids, Pinching vs Massage & more! Read more prose & spring into Spring with our Bacchanalian Vernal Equinox shows:  https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-spring-fever Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU. 

Erin Go Bragh—or go Bragh-less (free the nip!)—and Kiss Me, I'm Irish! Well, aren't we all Irish around St. Patrick's Day?  Get in the mood with a little St. Paddy's Day Foreplay, The Bonobo Way on this lucky, lusty FDR, still making love through the March Madness. St. Paddy's is pretty sexy with all that kissing, drinking, pinching and more drinking—though the original "Patrick" was a celibate “saint” (no word on the size of his shillelagh)—and it's still Womens Month 2023, so we honor a great woman (and sex worker) Stormy Daniels. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!  Stormy spanked tRump's rump (before sitting—briefly—on his little mushroom), and now she's spanking him with the law! Prosecutors are poised to indict Trumpty Dumpty for paying Stormy hush money. Will they do it this time? Or will Teflon Don slip through the hands of justice—as he has for crimes far beyond the Stormy Scandal—yet again? Speaking of "stormy," somehow we wind up in a tsunami of discussion about fish, smelling like fish (down there), mermaid sex (watch out for the scales) and how Starbucks' two-tailed mermaid is like Pr. Max's Filangieri family crest. Swimming along the atmospheric river of the Stormy theme, Stormy Rayn calls in for advice on how to have “rough sex” with her boyfriend, eliciting kink tips, scratching talk, choking warnings (it's very risky, so approach with caution, if at all!) and some surprise twists... The Ides of March was a bad day for Caesar, but it could be good for you, because it's Steak and a Blowjob Day! Have a juicy one... And in Censorship News: YouTube bots are still censoring us, and Elon Musky has pussy-phobia, having just censored the p-u-s-s-y in last week's “Pussy Cookie” show on Twitter. Speaking of censorship, stop censoring people's lives: Free Assange! Free Palestine!... Pop question: Why do we wear green on St. Patrick's Day? According to Celtic myth, wearing green acted as camouflage as you traipsed through the verdant forests of the Emerald Isle, making you invisible to leprechauns who, though magical, are kind of nasty. Like mini-Trump pussy-grabbers, they sneak up and nonconsensually pinch you if they can see you; that is, if you are not wearing green. Luckly, it's all a good excuse to party like a bonobo in St Paddy's green panties and leprechaun lingerie on our green-as-grass Love Train rolling along from the Capitalocene to the Bonobocene... Read more prose and check out some of our incredible bacchanalian St. Paddy's shows on DrSuzy-Tv and, with a little luck, you'll join us in-person one St. Paddy's Day soon: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-stormy-st-paddys-mermaids

Today John talks about the increasing legal problems Trump is accruing after a judge accused him of being vexatious and fining him and his attorneys for frivolous lawsuits saying he is a mastermind of strategic abuse of the judicial process. Next he speaks with Amy Littlefield, journalist for The Nation Magazine about the 50th anniversary of Roe v Wade. Then he interviews attorney Rachel Laser who is the managing director of Americans for the Separation of Church and State about a Missouri lawsuit which currently is fighting the abortion laws there. And finally he chats with caller Louise from California and they also talk about the repeal of Roe v Wade.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sen Turner and Guest Mayor Mondale Robinson Discuss: Return Of The Donald: Trump Announces 2024 Run. It Is Time To Shut Down Rikers Island. Biden Requests $37 Billion For Ukraine. WTF Neolib: Senate Dems Vote Covid Is No Big Deal. Biden's Student Loan Debt Plans Still In Limbo. The Whitewashing Of Liz Cheney. Jawbone: Speaking Truth To Power Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So he's in the race for 2024 but what are his chances? Bruce Anderson joins for SMT with thoughts on Donald Trump and Mike Pence on a big week for both. And a seemingly simple idea from Pierre Poilievre may be just the way to make some people more comfortable with the Conservative leader.

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality We're popping our political corks on the Love Train as the 2022 midterm tallies flow in, our election erections wet with waves of blue, love, laughter, liquor, socialist hope, sexual fantasies and erotic compassion for our so-called “enemies.” Yes indeed, we've got Voter Boners! Being a She/Her, I have a Voter Ladyboner (a Lady Voter-Boner?). As a sexologist, I'm mindful of the twisted effects of humiliation—even in metaphor—but I must say, the MAGAts got cuckolded—and not in the fun, consensual way. So we celebrate the Dems winning the Senate (yes, they're also corrupted by pro-war corporate oligarch donors, but the fascist thugs of Coup Anon are worse), Trumpty Dumpty falls off his wall (again), Gangster Sheriff Villaneuva loses his badge & much more (though watch out for billionaire Elona Musky's buddy Peter Thiel's megalomaniacal “investments” in politics). Joining our Blue Wave Block Party with a splash is “Most Bonobo Couple,” DaLove & Belive, naked and singing, plus a vivacious Russian/Ukrainian model named Julia—her traumatic tales reminding me of one thing none of the candidates much discussed: the War in Ukraine! Speaking of war, NOW is the time to make peace; it's The Bonobo Way.  Make Kink Not War! We also talk with Chase, a self-described “Christian” calling in from the bloodred swamps of Mississippi, who voted straight scarlet and goes to Church… but still wants to party with us. Well, wouldn't you? Read more prose & watch the shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-voter-boner Need to talk PRIVATELY? Experience #PhoneSexTherapy. Call the Therapists Without Borders of the #DrSusanBlock Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We're Here for YOU.

Join Craig Hutchison and Damian Barrett for S7 Ep 41.The Sounding Board is proudly supported by Drinkwise. If you're choosing to drink - choose to drinkwise.TIME CODES0.0 - There can be fall-out after major sporting events. Is the BOM (Bureau of Meteorology) in crisis talks after the mis-judged forecast for the T20 World Cup?5.30 – Our fascination with TV sound grabs continues and develops with a new character in the lead up to the state election. The #backgroundnodders.9.00 - A win for DeSantis – Hutchy tipped it!. Discussion of the ‘Trumpty Dumpty' u-turn by The New York Post.12.00 – Which box do we tick to vote for News Corp this state election? Is the HUN the opposition?14.15 – Follow up on the IBAC discussion this week. Correction from Hutchy - The Age broke the story.16.30 – Congratulations to everyone at News Corp who won the News Corp Awards!18.00 – Taking Out the Trash – nice work by St Kilda on a Friday at 3.26pm.21.00 – Mitch Cleary update. How stressful is the gig at Channel 7? He's going grey!23.00 – The West Australian's “Curse of Hutchy Continues” (re The Wildcats)25.00 – The spectacle at the MCG last night for the T20 World Cup final.31.00 – The Glass Jaw Award – The Age gets a nomination for turning off comments on a Dan Andrew's story. Discussion of news organisations and when to kill reader comments.34.00 – Question of the Week from Josh Prentice who's keen to hear Hutchy and Damo's thoughts about the success of the AFLW season.Follow the show on Twitter or Facebook or email thesoundingboard@sen.com.auThe Sounding Board is produced, engineered and edited by Jane Nield for SEN.

CLR Show 1776. Air Date November 11, 2022. What seemed unthinkable only days ago has come to pass. Republicans flubbed the biggest mid-term opportunity of the modern era and the Murdock family has declared Donald 'Trumpty Dumpty', laying the disaster entirely at his feet and declaring Ron DeSantis the presumptive leader of the republican party.  An inter-mural political bloodbath is in the offing and republicans have no one to blame but themselves for the coming gladiatorial spectacle that they could have been side-stepped at any point in the last six years.

Down in Florida, Howie can attest that the traditional news outlets are not fans of Ron DeSantis. It's hard to hate on the guy, however, when the state population is growing at alarming rates and everyone is enjoying their freedom. Howie talks the DeSantis-Trump scuffles and headlines from today about both, including "Trumpty Dumpty."

Episode 74: Countdown With Keith Olbermann A-Block (1:45) Let me tell you what is to come: Trump and DeSantis will both run for the '24 Republican Nomination. When DeSantis wins, Trump will run anyway as an independent, cinching the White House for Biden (or any Democrat) (2:05) The Republican establishment has, overnight, turned on Trump and burned the bridges to him. The front page of Murdoch's New York Post has an illustration of Trump as an egg, atop a wall, and in big block letters: "TRUMPTY DUMPTY" and a column inside nicknames him "Toxic Trump." (7:00) Let's review your doubts: Do you doubt DeSantis will run? You think he made that two-minute miniature Bible Epic movie just to run up the score in Florida? Do you doubt the GOP has bailed? Peter King has just said Trump "should no longer be the face of the Republican Party." (12:10) Now Kevin McCarthy gets to lead an impotent, fractured Republican party in the House with not enough power to crush the crazies but not enough power to impeach Biden, either (11:50) And Trump got them a runoff in Georgia where the 203,000 Georgians who voted for Brian Kemp but did not vote for Herschel Walker are really expected to vote for Walker in the runoff?  B-Block (17:00) EVERY DOG HAS ITS DAY: Spaghetti in Staten Island (18:22) THE WORST PERSONS IN THE WORLD: Glenn Youngkin apologizes to the Pelosis but only after the election is over, and competes with Chris Cillizza and Elon Musk screwing twitter into the ground and threatening to turn your non-blue-checked tweets into junk mail, for the honors. ( 23:14) THINGS I PROMISED NOT TO TELL: The story of the anniversary of my late beloved puppy Mishu. C-Block (37:02) THINGS I PROMISED NOT TO TELL, CONTINUED: The passing of Mishu. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality With the “Show Me” State of Missouri now in a “Spank Me” State of Misery—bringing corporal punishment, aka beating children, back to public schools (!), we feel it's a good time (once again) to differentiate “erotic spanking” or impact play—which is a great form of recreational kink for consenting adults—from punitive spanking or paddling, which is a terrible way to “discipline” children. Nevertheless, school districts in the Great States of MO, TX, LA & more are once again spanking children who “misbehave.” This, even as they ban books, dumbing down the next generation from top to tush. Not everyone on the Love Train agrees with Capt'n Max & Me that spanking kids is wrong (such a divisive issue!), but we resolve our conflict in a Bonobo Way when I give our Birthday Gal Ana—a consenting adult—a celebratory Birthday Spanking right on the air. Joining us in Twitter Spaces, Chris G from NJ celebrates his graduation, spreading The Bonobo Way of Peace Through Pleasure, and riding our F.D.R. “rocket” into the wonders of space (outer and inner)! We also talk student loan forgiveness (the GQP doesn't like it because they want #BodiesBodiesBodies and for YOU to be so poor you have to join their military); “The Beauties & Bautista” live from the Soul of Old DTLA; Jeff St. Claire & Jean-Jacques Rousseau on spanking; how we can get Biden to Free Assange and why we're not sorry to see Liz Cheney go—even though she tried to take down tRump. So do we! And here we are, spanking and trying to beat Trump again and again—in words and pictures—as the FBI, the DOJ, the State of NY and even FOX-TV take turns spanking Trumpty Dumpty who will soon—hopefully, finally—have a great fall. Crrrrack! Read more prose and watch the show(s): https://drsusanblock.com/spank-the-news  Need to show off (like Missouri), get spanked or just talk PRIVATELY? Experience Phone Sex Therapy. Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.

Once again the UCP has created a political mess they can't clean up, Legal Aid lawyers in Alberta up the ante, Saskatchewan's government now wants to supervise school administered exorcisms, Doug Ford swallows a bee over privatizing Health Care, the Federal Liberals love air carriers more than their passengers and Trumpty Dumpty's really bad, horrific, disgraceful week. Thanks for Watching Albertastan Live we couldn't do it without you so, If you enjoyed what you saw and heard on this episode like, share & subscribe to the many options listed below and, help support the show or our other efforts including placement of sponsorships and donations (Thank you so much) FOLLOW US ! FACEBOOK— https://m.facebook.com/AlbertastanLive INSTAGRAM— https://www.instagram.com/albertastan.ca YOUTUBE— https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbGhoUAByTXOHd-h3WZq9Uw SPOTIFY— https://open.spotify.com/show/5JRQyDXMDEnltrdoU5NKas PODCAST— https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/albertastan-ca/id1431546582 STITCHER— https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=389474&refid=stpr TWITTER— https://twitter.com/AlbertastanLive OG WEBSITE— https://www.Albertastan.ca CONTACT US! EMAIL— Whatsyourdeal@Albertastan.ca SUPPORT US ! PATREON— https://www.patreon.com/albertastan PAYPAL— https://www.paypal.me/albertastanca

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality Like anyone with a brain, we're going insane from Putin's Rape of Ukraine. Of course, our poetic angst is nothing compared to the Ukrainian people being attacked by this power-mad bully. Trumpty Dumpty calling Putin a “genius” is just one bully impressed by a bigger bully. As always, we're for peace, love and The Bonobo Way, though we admire the Ukrainians' passionate resistance to tyranny. Putin claims that Ukraine is run by “drug addicts and Nazis,” but their President is a Jewish Comedian. Putin's unprovoked attack has turned Volodymyr Zelensky, the “Little Yiddishe Comic Who Could,” into a remarkable real-world leader, and the joke is on Putin. Sort of. Who knows how the whole horrific situation will evolve or (more likely) devolve? By the time you listen to this podcast, all the news could change—hopefully to peace and diplomacy… with good sex for all—especially Putin, who seems to need some nookie… gagged and straitjacketed. Though it could all go the other (nuclear) way…yikes! To help us make “sense” of the crisis, joining Capt'n Max and me on the “Ukraine Love Train” is multiple SUZY award winner Luzer Twersky, recently in Ukraine making “Dovbush,” a film in which he plays the Baal Shem Tov, founder of the Hasidic movement, giving us a very intense, personal glimpse into what is happening in Ukraine right now, updating us with friends' messages & Telegram newsflashes. Sorry this show is more about war than love, though we do talk wartime sex, makeup sex and sex workers in Ukraine -  plus NATO's unsexy “Poking the Bear” provocations. Also, it opens quite lasciviously, with Max spilling his beer in a gush of foam.  And our anthem is still: “Make KINK Not War!”  Speaking of which, thank you Xbiz for a nice review of  KINK: Another Guide for the Perplexed (with apologies to Maimonides). And don't miss my State of the Sexual Union address 2022. Of course, that other State of the Union is important, but so is sex, love and the antiwar Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure.   Being antiwar is not an easy position right now, with almost everyone salivating to fight “the Russians.” It was not easy during Vietnam (ask Jane Fonda), nor the first Iraq War, nor right after 9/11, but we were antiwar then and we are antiwar now. We were proven right then, and we are right again: War is NOT the answer. Maybe kink will save the day. Putin once claimed (absurdly) that there are no gays in Russia, so perhaps the shock of seeing that the Ukranian military is tracking Russian troop movements by monitoring Grindr will awaken this foolish imperialist bully from his toxic war trance. Read more prose and watch the show(s) we can't show you on youtube: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-ukraine Need to Talk PRIVATELY? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality It's our first live broadcast of the year from the Soul of Downtown Arcadia. It's also from the sole, since I make a few high heel, boot, stocking and foot fetishists happy. It's also from the heart, as I kick off this spin around the sun with my heartfelt New Year's resolution, my sexy-lefty Bonobo Manifesto, #GoBonobos in 2022. Well, part of it... Between the foot lovers, pop-up questions about female ejaculation and so-called “addiction” to vibrators, Trumpty Dumpty's Golden Storm, the return of Vice, my new “Sexologist of the Year”  award (thanks Glennys!), the story of Eros Day and the Arcadia City Council's Kangaroo Court… Capt'n Max and I have a LOT to juggle on our first night train into 2022. We also look back on four amazing bacchanalian DrSuzy.Tv throwbacks, “NYE in Bonoboville,” the “Anti-Inaugural Circus,” “Too $hort in tha $peakeasy” and “Eros Day XIV: Human Couple Become Gods Through Sex.” We tell a bit of the Story of Eros, aka Cupid, the ancient Greek God of Lust, the Planetoid Eros 433 as well as Eros Man, Lasse Braun, Axel Braun and the Magic of Eros, including the Lust God's intense and controversial romance with his immortal Mother, Aphrodite aka Venus, Goddess of Love, Sex and Beauty. Hey, Oedipus wasn't the only Mama's Boy; those Greeks practically invented Mommy fantasies. Celebrate Eros Day the Bonobo Way!  This being our first live broadcast after our recent mistreatment at the neo-Puritanical hands of the Arcadia City Council, we rant about their absurd and hypocritical Kangaroo Court of Mattress Madness. Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, we take some serious hairpin turns this ride; but also, as always, we have lots of fun on the Love Train! Fun fuels the Revolution.  Read more prose and watch the shows (that are too kinky for Youtube): https://drsusanblock.com/go-bonobos-eros-day Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can't talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU all through 2022…

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality Cruising down the crack of Kink Month, we explore various kinks, fetishes, fantasies, peculiarities and love styles including… • Trumpty Dumpty's recent unprompted proclamation that he's *NOT* into “golden showers”—which really means he IS… and the not-so-hidden meaning of MAGA is “Make American Golden Again”! • My yummy, messy take on Tiktok Sploshing—now in Screenshot Media, with lots of scrumptious excerpts from Splosh ‘n' Art Speakeasy Journal! • My thoughts on straight male Sugar Babies seeking Sugar Daddies—now in Mel Magazine—plus Capt'n Max's true tale of being propositioned by a Hollywood Sugar Daddy! • How Jeff Bezos shat Shatner, his 90-year-old Star Trek Sugar Baby, into space in his chode-shaped rocket, then sprayed him with unwanted champagne (well, he who pays sprays!) • That Hooters controversy over their new thong shorts! • Kinktober being Striketober! • Caller Gabe taking my advice and getting his best “sock job” yet! • Turning love into “Loooooove”…! • Wikileaks Journalist Julian Assange still in prison over nothing • Arcadia Zoning Politburo still harassing us… over nothing. Soooo much ado about nothing, even with the Big Something—Climate Crisis—staring us down, along with wealth inequality and war (including the wars at home). We choo-choo through all of it—the good, the bad, the comic, the erotic and the horrific—on the Love Train.  Actually, it's the Looooove Train; Listen and find out why! And don't miss week's fabulous, ultra-kinky throwback, “Kink Month 2016 SMACK in the Middle: Bday Spankings, Canings, Medical Play & Beating Trump with the Bonobo Way!” featuring Madame Sydney Jones, performing intricate medical soundings (ouch!) and sternly spanking, as well as caning, a variety of butts, including tRump (played by Harry Sapien)! Read more prose and watch the shows (that are too kinky for Youtube): https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-kink-month-smack  Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can't talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality Happy Kink Month! Hop on the Love Train for some kinky sex, kinky politics, kink-positive sex therapy and kinky bonobo love. We also review our nonconsensually kinky Kangaroo Court hearing before the Arcadia city inspectors' *politburo* circling the wagons around their own peeping-tomfoolery and unseemly interest in what we do in bed. Kicking off Kink Month 2021, we explore the meaning of kink, a few of the many different types of kink, bondage as a bonding experience, kinky orgasms, spanking therapy, cougar kink, latex fashion and, now in the Coronapocalypse, kinky masks do double duty for fun and safety. As soon as I heard about Kink Month (via Hercules Liotard), shortly after the Stockroom invented it, I began celebrating, and this week's throwback is our very first Kink Month Kickoff (2015) featuring the adorable Loni Legend, as well as Dayton Rains doing a very kinky reenactment of the Monica Lewinsky cigar-smoking scene you won't see on “Impeachment ACS.”  Gabe in LA calls in for tips on how to better enjoy his “Sock Job” with his girlfriend, and Smokey in Texas (no relation to the Texas Biblethumper who swears the Lord commanded him to “sacrifice” five people in his hotel room) calls in tell Capt'n Max to “keep Dr. Suzy in line.” Listen to how I turn that around to make Smokey get “in line” like a good boy and sing “Johnny B. Goode” for me. Go, go, go, Smokey, go! We also bemoan two-faced Trumpty Dumpty, pompous a*s Pompeo and our homicidal CIA all plotting to assassinate Wikileaks publisher Julian Assange! Fortunately, they didn't shoot, poison or car-crash into Assange as planned. Nevertheless, they are now slow-killing him in prison. #FreeAssange! We also reflect upon Grimes going from Musk to Marx (or pretending to); Dog the Bounty Hunter's dramatically sunburned entry into the Gabby Petito/Brian Laundrie crisis within a reality show—and more! But we keep coming back to our own torrid, true tale of being unconstitutionally and unconscionably harassed by the zoned-out Arcadia Zoning Board because of our work in kink-positive sexuality.  No doubt, they are out to *get* us, but we will fight for our (and your) First and Fourth Amendment rights! Read more AND watch the kinky throwback we can't show on Youtube: https://drsusanblock .com/fdr-kink-month-kickoff-2021 Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can't talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality It's Valentine's Day, Galentine's Day, Ballentine's Day (ok, Capt'n Max made that one up), Chinese New Year, National Tortellini Day, Single Awareness Day (a listener tells us about that one) and World Bonobo Day (#GoBonobos!) 2021, and we celebrate them all, especially LUPERCALIA, the original pagan Valentine's Day that marks the coming of Spring with the race of hormones, the howl of the wolf, the sensual, consensual sting of the whip and the lusty, fun-filled blessings of Pan, the horned, horny, mischievous and ecosexual god of the wild. Here in Bonoboville, we've celebrated the Lupercal, V-Day and all the High Holidays of Love with a fabulous flogging festival, Commedia Erotica reenactments, live music and a wild bacchanalian orgy of orgies for over 10 years. But it's 2021, and we're still making our masked and physically-distanced way through the treacherous Coronapocalypse, so it's just my #1 Valentine and me (plus able engineer Unscene Abe), broadcasting this special, heartfelt episode of F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) radio, featuring one of the greatest stories hardly ever told, the primeval tale of the Lupercal. We also say R.I.P. to Hustler publisher, Free Speech fighter and “interracial” porn pioneer, Larry Flynt, as well as Chicago 8 (and 7) antiwar activist Rennie Davis, and we roll our collective eyes over the “Gutless Offensive Pathetic” (GOP) refusal to convict twice-impeached Capitol Riot-inciter and all around a-hole, Donald J. Trumpty Dumpty. Not that we expected him to be found guilty by a “jury” of many who are also guilty. But first our F.D.R. Love Train takes the time warp through the Italian countryside just outside of Rome, and we venture into the deep dark womb-like cave of the Lupercal, where the ancient Holiday of the Heart was born… Can't get enough of V-Day's amazing origin story? Read more and check out the hot pix and videos: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-valentine-lupercalia  Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can't talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy  We're here for YOU.

So my day was almost ruined by this balding thirty year old who looks like he's 70 because he's a dick. What's wrong with people who are unnecessarily aggressive? Well, they have a bully mentality. They think that if they talk tough, you will back down. Just ask Trumpty Dumpty and look where it got him? I'll nail this dumbass back down but what a waste of energy. Listen today for some advice on how to deal with fake bullies.

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality   This marks Prince Max's and my return to the *eargasmic* magic of radio. Both of us have long histories (since the 1970s!) broadcasting live on over 150 local, nationally syndicated and pirate radio stations around the world—from Yale University's WYBC-FM to San Felice's Radio Meridian—which we touch upon on our virgin “F.D.R.” internet radio show, aka podcast. Though we've enjoyed broadcasting live TV, aka video, on HBO, public access and the internet—we've missed broadcasting in the “Theater of the Mind” as can only be done on radio, so here we are doing it again. We call this series “F.D.R.” in tribute to my mom's erotic political crush, U.S. President, Franklin Delano Roosevelt. F.D.R also stands for “F*ck Da Rich.” By “rich,” we mean all billionaires (except maybe MacKenzie Scott), high-digit millionaires, the Military-Industrial Complex (including the Space Farce's new Handmaid's Tale “Guardians”) and other multi-billion dollar corporations and complexes. What do we mean by “F*ck”? Listen… In this virgin broadcast, Pr. Max and I reintroduce ourselves and some of our past experiences together and apart. Among the many topics explored are virginity itself; love in the Coronapcalypse; sex in marriage; the sounds of orgasm; Trumpty Dumpty's fall; making out and heavy petting in Bala Cynwyd, Pa. and Montclaire, N.J.; turning down the D.A.R. (Daughters of the American Revolution) award in junior high; consensual “thought gangbangs” and streaking at Yale; teenage trips to Nepal, Afghanistan (where I climbed the 8200-feet high Bamiyan Buddha, later demolished by the Taliban), Pakistan (where I avoided being raped by claiming to be a Christian virgin) and Israel (regarding my love affair with a young Palestinian in the Garden of Gethsemane) financed by selling pot; Max being hit with a slipper by a horny Lithuanian dancer, our synchronous relationship to the “socialist” Commedia dell'Arte character of Arlecchino; anti-sex censorship on the internet, from Youtube to Pornhub; the close conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn during Saturnalia 2020, what it means for the revolutions of 2021 and the impending appearance of Uranus for a Happy Nude Rear; American wars and occupations; tRump's rush to execute people; and the Bonobo Way of female empowerment, male well-being, ecosexuality, sharing resources and peace through pleasure. We have so much fun, it's foreplay for some hot Solstice sex, and maybe it'll turn you on too… Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can't talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy. We're here for YOU.

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall (dividing Mexico and the USA), Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall (he's going to jail). THANK GOD that fucking loser is going!!! What a great day for America. Despite Republican Voter Fraud, we still won.

Michael Luzzi's interviews with American poets, writers, actors, and leaders in the business community have appeared The New York Times, The Daily News, USA Today, Playbill, Nautilus Magazine, Goodlife Magazine and many regional New England publications. He teaches English and his film-as-literature course, “Learning about Life Through Film” part time at Workspace Education, an innovative private program in Bethel, CT. Michael Luzzi lives in Newtown, Connecticut with his wife, Cornelia and two cats. His most recent book "Trumpty Dumpty 2: From Mother Goose to Wonderland" is now available on Amazon! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

John Lithgow talks with Alan about his new book of satirical verse and drawings – and the joys and challenges of writing satire at a time when events themselves can defy belief. Support the show: https://www.aldacommunicationtraining.com/podcasts/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality   Riding into the Womb Room on my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom—a dildo, vibrator and spanking paddle/sweeper in one—I call upon all sexy witches, bitches, tramps and vamps to join me for Samhain, the climax of Kinktober, aka Halloween (2017) in BOOnoBOOville. My first guest is amazing SUZY-award winning “Animal Play Monarch” and DomCon Pet Show Director Madame Margherite accompanied by her slinky pet alligator. Beautiful Gypsy and I ride our dildonic witch's brooms like stallions into battle as Madame Margherite brandishes a phallic sword. Pegging anyone? It's the Dong Show! We also do some autumnal penis-fencing with gourds. Next up is FemDom MILF Mistress Ravensong who, upon seeing our Trumpkin, confesses she voted for Trump! The Womb Room gasps, but Mistress Ravensong says His Agent Orangeness betrayed her, so she punishes our Trumpty Dumpty voodoo doll with relish… and maybe a little eye-of-Newt (Gingrich). As for the big Trumpkin, we gag his YUGE mouth with two gourds. Turncoat Trumpers like Ms. R give me hope for America! We celebrate with a sexy, spooky BOOnoBOOville Communion, give some spankings and dance in our Agwa/Aztec masks reminiscent of this “great” land's ancient Native American origins, as our favorite rapper Ikkor the Wolf sings “We Are One.” Amen and Awomen! There's a fair amount of beautiful nudity and dildo play here that we can't show you on YouTube. To see this show uncensored and free, go to https://drsusanblock.com/Halloween-2017 Need to talk PRIVATELY about kink, sexy witches, scary sex or anything else that you can't talk about with anyone else? You can talk with me or one of our other Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime. Call 213-291-9497. We're here for you.

John Lithgow shares some of his favorite poems from his new book Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown: Verses for a Despotic Age and how a performance of Gilbert and Sullivan’s most famous song inspired him to express his political voice through rhyme and verse.  He reveals that he originally wanted to go into fine art instead of acting, how his poetry books have returned him to his childhood love of drawing, and why the motley cast of characters around Donald Trump serve as endless sources of inspiration for his humorous illustrations.  We also discuss his magnificent turns as Roger Ailes and Winston Churchill on screen, how this classically trained actor was convinced to play an alien on the hit sitcom Third Rock from the Sun, and how Twilight Zone: The Movie has made him every flight attendant’s favorite star.  We talk about his series of books and albums for children, we dig into his dark poem about the President’s deadly mishandling of the Coronavirus, and John ponders whether might he one day want to star as Trumpty Dumpty himself.   Order his book Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown: Verses for a Despotic Age on Amazon, Audible or wherever books are sold.  Be sure to check out some of John's celebrity video readings of Trumpty Dumpty on Youtube and follow John on Twitter @JohnLithgo.  Today's episode was sponsored by Freeform's new series Kal Penn Approves This Message, now streaming new episodes on Wednesdays on Hulu.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality From a WAP so hot Ben Shapiro cries “STOP” to voting Blue to send Trumpty Dumpty down the loo to an intimate exploration of erotic domination (including therapeutic kink that really makes you think!), it's my 20th Bedside Chat of 2020, in the inside-out, upside-down world of this crazed phase of the Coronapocalypse. “DomCon-Bound 2020” features a FemDom triumvirate, the alpha Domina inner circle of DomCon—fabulous founder Mistress Cyan, marvelous Madame Margherite and luscious Lady Remedy Ann—to get us in gear for DomCon LA 2020 Virtual (the first Virtual DomCon in 17 years of incomparable kink conventions!)—where I'll be Mistress of Ceremonies, deliver My latest rendition of “The Bonobo Way of BDSM: FemDoms of the Wild,” & generally partake in the kinky festivities. We explore the history of DomCon, the mix of “Lifestyle” kinksters and Pro-Dommes, FemDom Sex Therapy, Animal Play (Release Your Inner Animal!), being a “FunDom” FemDom, sex and religion, the importance of Voting Blue, Kink in the Coronapocalypse and how to get the most out of Virtual DomCon. We also show some very erotic clips that we can't show on Youtube, but you can see them all uncensored and free on https://drsusanblock.com/domcon-bound-2020 Need to talk PRIVATELY about kink, BDSM, sex, FemDom power, religion or anything else that you can't talk about with anyone else? You can talk with me or one of our other Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime. Call 213-291-9497. We're here for you.

The Mad Chatter is back with another episode of Miscellaneous Debris, and he continues his ranting on the state of America. Topics include- Trump getting desperate, Daryl Davis and tips for hitting the streets and protesting. Follow @RMKmadness on Twitter for more.

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality Bonoboville kicks off 2018 with a bang, a spank and a sweet, sapiosexual Communion, climaxing with Dominatrixes Against Donald Trump (D.A.D.) unleashing a glorious golden shower upon our surrogate Trumpty Dumpty, the Cuckold King,. It's the first Dr. Susan Block Show of the new year, and after a nice chill holiday, the Fire and Fury is hotter than ever. Fire and Fury is the name of journalist Michael Wolff's new fly-on-the-White-House-wall book about life with the Prima Donald Trumpanzee, the unscrupulous Trump Crime Family and the crazed, confused and duplicitous White House staff. It's also the name of one of my articles, The Fire and Fury of the Tiki Torches, penned mid-summer when the bombastic Trumposity was threatening to unleash “Fire and Fury and, frankly, power like the world has never seen before onto his funhouse mirror image, Kim Jong-Un.

In this episode of "KEEPING IT REAL TUESDAY, I give my own opinion on Trumpty Dumpty, Aaron R

In this episode Shang and Black Pedro talk with Nick Alexander (@NickOfComedy) about the former UK Ambassador to the US Kim Darroch's opinions about Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and much more. Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/comedianshanghttps://www.instagram.com/blackpedrohttps://www.instagram.com/comedypopuphttps://www.facebook.com/SavageAFshow/https://www.facebook.com/ComedyPopUpLA/

In this episode Shang and Black Pedro talk with Nick Alexander (@NickOfComedy) about the former UK Ambassador to the US Kim Darroch's opinions about Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and much more. Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/comedianshanghttps://www.instagram.com/blackpedrohttps://www.instagram.com/comedypopuphttps://www.facebook.com/SavageAFshow/https://www.facebook.com/ComedyPopUpLA/

AMERICAN against trump are REAL NOT FAKE BABY BONE SPURS ACCOUNT!US women's World Cup player Ali Krieger says she will not visit the White House if invited by President Trump. #CNN #NewsI take a knee against Trump. I am Clemons Leon Kunkel I am a WHITE AMERICAN MAN! Ali Krieger You are AWESOME! Thank YOU!WOMEN are standing every day against the Hater in Office! LIKE Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez!Alexandria Ocasio-CortezSaid on Twitter It's not just the kids It's everyone People drinking out of toilets Officers laughing in front of members of Congress! Hello, I am CLEMONS LEON KUNKEL! I stand with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Tumpty is a SICKNESS. WE ALL MUST STAND UP TO DONALD J TRUMP. Where are the Republicans, people are being tortured by the Trump Administration that is Republican? I will never vote Republican again I will do everything to remove them every day every minute every second I am going to open up more accounts this is disgusting what's going on in my country.Let's have a contest me against any trumper lover, not a trump because they are too WEAK! Hello Trumper's, I'm done being nice, get on TV, get on that Fox News and lets Rumble say YOU want to RUMBLE WITH CLEMONS LEON KUNKEL! https://youtu.be/2y7s-HRG5QoA FAIR CONTEST YOU CAN"T BE AFRAID OFF! ARE CAN YOU? SAD!This is my country, not yours! My father was 22 years Marine Corps, he protected this country. I'm ready to rumble! Is there a trumper that wants to rumble with me? We will have 20 different contest you picked 10! I pick 10. No cheating allowed! I'll pick two right now, MMA fighting is the last one we will do also a game of chess for starters. Let's see who's the best, don't look me up and find out what I can do, don't be afraid of me, just get on Fox News and say you want to rumble let's show the world what a fake white trumper IS!SadSo sad love. G-20.inWelcome to a real White Man World, I am CLEMONS LEON KUNKEL!

Short rand about trump Golden State Warriors and humility.

In this episode Shang is out so Black Pedro and Cassie Dang reflect on Pedro's 20 years in the comedy game, Missouri's health clinics, Theresa May Brexits PM Office, Trumpty Dumpty vs Japan, and Bezos Giving Away Half of Her Half.Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/comedianshanghttps://www.instagram.com/blackpedrohttps://www.instagram.com/comedypopuphttps://www.facebook.com/SavageAFshow/https://www.facebook.com/ComedyPopUpLA/

In this episode Shang is out so Black Pedro and Cassie Dang reflect on Pedro's 20 years in the comedy game, Missouri's health clinics, Theresa May Brexits PM Office, Trumpty Dumpty vs Japan, and Bezos Giving Away Half of Her Half.Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/comedianshanghttps://www.instagram.com/blackpedrohttps://www.instagram.com/comedypopuphttps://www.facebook.com/SavageAFshow/https://www.facebook.com/ComedyPopUpLA/

In this episode Shang and Black Pedro talk about the checks and balances of the U.S. democracy, Ford Laying off workers, and much more.Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/comedianshanghttps://www.instagram.com/blackpedrohttps://www.instagram.com/comedypopuphttps://www.facebook.com/SavageAFshow/https://www.facebook.com/ComedyPopUpLA/

In this episode Shang and Black Pedro talk about the checks and balances of the U.S. democracy, Ford Laying off workers, and much more.Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/comedianshanghttps://www.instagram.com/blackpedrohttps://www.instagram.com/comedypopuphttps://www.facebook.com/SavageAFshow/https://www.facebook.com/ComedyPopUpLA/

Mental incapacity, obstruction, trumpty dumpty must fall

From Trauma to Transformation – How To Make Our Political Crisis A RebirthAired Tuesday, 23 April 2019, 5:00 PM EST / 2:00 PM PSTInterview with Author and Political Consultant Eleanor LeCain“If crisis precipitates evolution, the chances of precipitation are 100%.” — Swami BeyondanandaMy comedian colleague Will Durst proclaims that the body politic is suffering from PTSD — President Trump Stress Disorder. While the trauma is palpable, it’s also important to recognize — as one of my correspondents recently shared — “beneath every festering pus hole is a deeper infection.”In this next phase of the seemingly never-ending election season, we are once again being diverted to personalities and surface issues — when the deeper crisis is demanding to be addressed. From climate change to political climate change, we are called upon to move past divisive rhetoric to a unifying vision. As Van Jones pointed out several years ago, Martin Luther King’s famed speech was “I have a dream” not “I have a complaint.”So other than wanting Trumpty Dumpty to have a great fall, what DO the sane and reverent majority want? What is our dream, our vision for a healthy future? Where is the opportunity in the crisis, and how do we unify to bring it forth?Our guest this week, Eleanor LeCain, is particularly suited for this conversation. She is both a visionary and political strategist, who advises candidates on all areas of domestic policy and campaign strategy. She has extensive experience in successfully electing progressives at the federal, state and local level. She currently serves as the top Issues advisor to the presidential candidate Marianne Williamson. In 2016, she was the National Director of the She Wins We Win campaign to elect Democratic women to Congress. In 2014, she was campaign manager for Marianne Williamson for Congress in Los Angeles. In 2012, she helped Elizabeth Warren win a seat in the US Senate.Her book, Breakthrough Solutions: How to Improve Your Life and Change the World by Building on What Works, has an Introduction by the Dalai Lama. The book profiles key innovations in areas such as education, crime, green jobs, and ending poverty. Her articles are published widely from the New York Times to the Boston Business Journal to Le Monde in Paris, France. She hosts her own show, All Together Now, on PRN radio.If you’re seeking a visionary yet grounded approach to a unifying and forward-thinking movement, please tune in this Tuesday, April 23rd at 2 pm PT / 5 pm ET if you’re ready to be educated, inspired and activated! http://omtimes.com/iom/shows/wiki-politiki-radio-show/You can listen right here: http://wikipolitiki.com/archives/To find out more about Eleanor LeCain and her radio show, please go here: http://prn.fm/hosts-ellen-kamhi-2To read her most recent article, go here: https://prospect.org/authors/eleanor-lecainOne more thing… How YOU and WE Can Make a DifferenceHave you noticed that regardless of which of the two political parties you vote for, neither of them seem to be willing to confront Monsanto and agribusiness? Are you disgusted and frustrated by the stonewalling by the two-party duopoly? Are you ready to empower a truly effective “third-way” movement that can move the dial? Are you ready for … oxymoron alert … FUNCTIONAL POLITICS?If so, go here to find out more: https://wikipolitiki.com/functional-politics-an-idea-whose-time-has-come/Support Wiki Politiki — A Clear Voice In The “Bewilderness”If you LOVE what you hear, and appreciate the mission of Wiki Politiki, “put your money where your mouse is” … Join the “upwising” — join the conversation, and become a Wiki Politiki supporter: http://wikipolitiki.com/join-the-upwising/Make a contribution in any amount via PayPal (https://tinyurl.com/y8fe9dks)Go ahead, PATRONIZE me! Support Wiki Politiki monthly through Patreon!

Trumpty Dumpty’s Madd Happer, Co2’s fav mad scientist

Joey Green Band is: Joey Green-Lead Vocals/Keys Mona Gusterer-Support Vocals Lukas Vendl-Guitar Hannes Steif-Bass Guitar Michel Nahabedian-Sax/Keys Tommy Böröcz-Drums-Support Vocals Words & Music By Joey Green Band http://joeygreenband.com

A short rant about Pocahontas, Liz Warren, Donald and Robert Kraft.

The Pros and Cons of the Omnibus Bill, plus my thoughts on the Parkland Manifesto! Tune in! You don't want to miss it!

Featuring Justin "JJ" Jordan on Guitar. (Garland Jeffreys) Produced by Joey Green Engineered By Joey Green & "Mad" Mike Cullens Trumpty-Dumpty Words/Music-Joey Green copyright-2018 Trumpty Dumpty Trumpty Dumpty Sat On A Wall Trumpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall All the Kings Horse---All the King’s Men. Couldn’t put Trumpty Back together again! No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No! Whatever happened to Honesty? Respect for everyone? Yellow, red--black or white We all from---the same Sun. -Cold eyes, cold soul, heart of stone. Tweetin’ out lies on his bloody phone. -Lyin’ with each tweet he makes. -Lyin’ with each breath he takes. Big mouth, big head, little man. Nuclear codes in a lunatics hands. America’s gone and done it too! „Hitler’s“ from Fifth Avenue! What we gonna do? Dump him! Dump him! What we gonna do? Dump him! We we gotta do? Dump him! Dump him! What we gotta do? Dump him! Trumpty Dumpty Sat On A Wall Trumpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall All the Kings Horse---All the King’s Men. Couldn’t put Trumpyt, Back together again! -Fake news, hate news blows my mind Alternative facts—out of line Liars, liars pants on fire! USA danglin’ from a wire. Children shot dead in their schools Blood-soaked books ain’t got no use. Whitehouse, Congress, NRA Tellin’ us all we gotta do is pray. What we gonna do? Dump him! Dump him! What we gonna do? Dump him! We we gotta do? Dump him! Dump him! What we gotta do? Dump him! Trumpty Dumpty—Sat On A Wall Trumpty Dumpty----Had A Great Fall All the Kings Horse---All the King’s Men. Couldn’t put Trumpty, Back together again! Whatever happened to Honesty? Respect for everyone? Yellow, red--black or white We all from---the same Sun. Instrumental What we gonna do? Dump him! Dump him! What we gonna do? Dump him! We we gotta do? Dump him! Dump him! What we gotta do? Dump him! Trumpty Dumpty—Sat On A Wall Trumpty Dumpty----Had A Great Fall All the Kings Horse---All the King’s Men. Couldn’t put Trumpty Back together again! Trumpty Dumpty—Sat On A Wall Trumpty Dumpty----Had A Great Fall All the Kings Horse---All the King’s Men. Couldn’t put America Back together again!

Ethan Young analysis the current political situation in the US and offers a way for the left to strategize and act. To support this podcast and our publication, it´s as easy as visiting our Patreon page and becoming a monthly subscriber. bit.ly/2xsDpRQ To read Ethan Youngs´s article online go to http://bit.ly/2zSY5Dv

           So, did everyone have a good weekend?  We are out of November completely, but that happened Friday, which was the 1st of the month for December, and we are getting closer to 2018, only 27 more days and it will be a new year, but in a lot of people's lives – the same old drama.  When do you plan your new year's resolutions?  Do you still have Thanksgiving dinner residuals in your refrigerator?  How many gifts have you purchased from local or Black merchants?  Will 2018 be the same for most of us, and will we make it to 2018? KINGS IN THE MORNING – right here, right now!

         Here's a point I want to make to everyone, and it's the way I feel, and have felt a long time in my 67 years of living.  Last week, from Tuesday through Friday, I wasn't here.  I was in the hospital – and that's not the point, the point is – did you guys watch TV, or talk on the phone?  Did you eat?  Did you laugh or cry?  See?  You didn't really NEED me to complete your day.  Sure I can make you laugh or think s**t one way or the other, but you progressed regardless of my attendance, which is the way it should be.  You see – LIFE GOES ON, WITH OR WITHOUT YOU.  Now on with the show – KINGS IN THE MORNING, ya'll – Right here, Right now!

        What does a guy have to do, to get a drink up in this joint, eh?  I've been sitting here watching you serve other people and actually skipping over me – you got the guy at the end of the bar a tom Collins, and the woman a couple of stools from him a pina colada, her friend a mango daiquiri – why do you keep overlooking me?  Is it because I'm – with KINGS IN THE MORNING, right here, right now???

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall               Trumpty Dumpty thought he would call RUSSIA and Putin, way way back then           Never thought it would come up again and again Trumpty Dumpty will crack and will fry             Like an egg, just check out his lie All the Republicans in the cabinet                     Who back him, let's see what they get – Scaramucci and Sessions, Comey & Us           He even threw his own son, under the bus Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall                            Trumpty Dumpty will soon, surely fall.

        Today is FRIDAY – make your residence a vacation. And hear me out, I'm not saying make your home a place where people pay you to stay, rent your house, and I'm not telling you NOT to go places for vacation, but what I am saying is, you should make your home as comfortable as you can get it, so when you are home, it's like a vacation.  This means all the elements in the house should be working together, and you have things inside your home that make you happy and healthy.  The same can apply to your car, your children, your everything - oh and I know you think we're on vacation, but we are not – we are KINGS IN THE MORNING – Right here, right now!

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      Actually, this is relatively simple, if you're paying attention.  DARRYL PLOWDEN – WRITE IT DOWN.  Just thought I would throw that in – for balance.  And you guessed it – WILD WEDNESDAY up at 10a pac – pacific – Ali will remind you       As I stated earlier when it comes to Jay getting upset/mad/angry – WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN' JOHNNY – it's better that he gets mad at you for NOT TALKING when he's finished, than for him to be the big bad wolf while he is still flowin'.  Did you like his Memorial Day Mutin' this past memorial day? KINGS IN THE MORNING – Sweets, right here, right now.

      You hear something on the radio, see something on TV or read it and every source you see, maybe one or all three are saying the exact thing you are thinking or may have told somebody and automatically you take it to be true.  But then later, find out, there was a glitch in the report – and we all know, no one apologizes with the same monumental I'm sorrys, like the report of the subject when they were first blasting – STOP IT – quit referring to what may be BULL POO POO, just because you are trying to make a point – Everybody can't be ON POINT, like KINGS IN THE MORNING, right here/right now

         10a pacific - you know the ropes, hang on to them, the ride is really.  WILD WEDNESDAY with your conductor, Johnny Davis.  I wonder if he still CARCKERS around and the like?  Soothing grooves, yes so smooth, just for USE -         But before the musical medication, ON WITH THE SHOW CALL KINGS, yes KINGS IN THE MORNING.  More than likely, there will be some talk about the current going ons in the white house.  Each day, each week, each month, something different - one thing - YOU WILL LEARN something here on KINGS IN THE MORNING.  Right here, right now.

        What a day for a DAYDREAM - what a day for a DAY DREAMING person - it's boy, LOVIN' SPOONFUL, but in today's day, you have to include both genders OR get ready for a NIGHTMARE, and from where I sit - a NIGHTMARE is no DAY DREAM.  You ever think why isn't there a DAY MARE?  Looks like our current President is having a DAY MARE now - the things that come out of his mouth, the things that come out of his camp, the THINGS.  Just when you were ready to mark past President Bush Jr, or past President Obama as one of the worse presidents we've had - your orange boy does something else.  You know what ELSE is something ELSE?  KINGS IN THE MORNING - right here - right now.

ain't no thang, chicken wang JD gonna Wednesday Wild you at 10a pac. ya'll know the deal. Jay King and crew, do that Mountain Dew, just for you. Thought ?? provoking talk and clever verbiage. you ready to ride the train, hold the ceiling strap and keep your balance? Pay ATTENTION now!

     You can probably tell by the language we use on the show, and the tops we select to converse about, we are far from politically correct.  Baby, FAR FAR FAR from it.  However, ain't that the real deal?  WHO'S THE TRUE BOO?  From the jail confusion dealing with a 50,000 dollar watch that was given.  The WORD IS OUT, Jermaine, I said dupree and ALI burst into flames - SEE JOHNNY?  But Jay corrected me, it was the clothes off guy, Jermaine Stewart with his new car ass.  See Johnny?  How's the rain treating you now, boo?  KINGS IN THE MORNING - Right here, Right now.

      Have you noticed, and this is just a couple of examples, WHILE THE NETWORK NEWS OUTLETS are blasting PRESIDENTIAL TURMOIL and disarray, Steve Bannon is demoted – The LOCAL news mention, but they also feature local news and other things.  The cooking channels only talk cooking, you don't even know we have a white house of cards – The sports channels are talking Tony Romo taking Phil Simms place as a commentator, and the Raiders move from Oakland to Las Vegas. Oh Well – K I T M – Kings In The Morning, baby – Right here, Right now!

       I said it once, I'm going to say it again.... I hate writing these early, because what I may say, may be so so yesterday, and I love being timely.  I don't want to talk about the Superbowl, when the All Star game was this past Sunday, if you catch my drift, and to be honest, I don't really talk about those events anyway, so what am I talking about now?  I just disscovered the other night, TRUMP said - Right here, Right now.  Now you now, I don't want to follow Trump, so I'm going to tell you where I got it from.  The Black guy, Stan Barrett on ESPN would say, NOT NOW, BUT RIGHT NOW - I thought was was a good intro, and I didn't want to copy that so I thought, KITM -  RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

      Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Trumpty Dumpty had a big fall - all the kings horses and republicans - jumped for joy, cause he played in their hands.  Who would have every thunk the United States would ever be where it is right now.  Jay said that the U.S. shows traces of the way ROME fell.  Honestly, I think we should have one party - and that would quit the bickering.  And maybe the political force would start working for us again, I don't think they'll ever stop lying.  That's why we're here - for the truth.  KINGS IN THE MORNING - Right here, right now.

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Andrew discusses how the GOP's Immigration conundrum reflects a core paradox of western culture. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andrew discusses how the GOP's Immigration conundrum reflects a core paradox of western culture.