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Motivation | Health | Self Help with JV Impacts
E1790 | An Unconcious Activity!

Motivation | Health | Self Help with JV Impacts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2024 5:30


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The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential
Masters of Rap Tapes, Part I: EXODUS. (Freestyle) {Enter The Multiverse}

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2024 30:38


Now my days are shattered My heart is scattered Around down, Fowl feathers of the night owl Dancing in my head In given nightgowns Right now Put the candle out Put the light on Every night, I'm gone Wandering around In the eye of the camera, My orb Falcon turned to black panther I prance around in a dance robe Like a disaster Put it out there, Just so I can't go back Pass the cake Pass the butter Pass the late night hatred Pass away the day praying For the faithless And their fake friends, but I digress Once the cameras are rolling A job's to be done For the funny men of us Are undercover Dressing up the dead And most disgusting sinister The winded wonder bread apostles I am a robot god I am born again in acid rain Something changed me Here's to the late night I hope he hates me —I hope I'm right, at least I hate being right— But I'm always right. Right hand over my bathroom counter Stacked up attacks on the Muslims But I love em Or I want to Hot tub The doctor Don't worry, loser Viewerships down to two downloads According to the numbers My demographic is faggots and players of forenig I have a habit for magic Addiction to alphas, You know? I'm a God I'm a robot I was washed in the acid rain —- Take the back of my neck like an animal Yes sir Put my hair in your hands Pull me back, Like an animal Up the ante Up in the air is my ass In a past life I had to have you Now I stand I higher grounds I'm higher now Coming up next A deeper addiction Coming up next A deeper dicking John Wiccan Coming up next Change the channel, coming over Move em up The winners circle Then move over. I lit a candle for another lover A real one , With a body and mind The tide of my soul wants to know you Behold, way below deck Deep dick Imm in deep shit now Way below the belt Blow all my hole on the dope fiend Do you want to know me A piñata full of chocolate Ive got a new list And you're not on it Aagain with this Again with the What's in my head It's a letter said Never forget this Forget this Forget this Tell me how to be like this To get a man like that To get a real deep dick That's way below deck I should settle for less Just to get my head better Some medical man Or some meth Just to finish this project I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets, The proctor The trophy, Two daughters And another one Here's goes the show I'm way too old for this I just need one good Fred Again Who knows how to hide he's a man But conspired Admirers, You know what it is? A deep dick, man Way, below deck Way below the belt Get ahold of him Ring the phone again I been calling on Collin Coleen is more polished It's brother sister sameness, Same mess for the colonizer White on white is Right on right I'm just behind you Way under the bridge Belt around my head to make it better I'll see you in heaven Out of Manhattan Where trash is the precipice Never better Bodies in perfection Where it went And where it goes again I'll see you then So apparently— Shh Wrong document great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently— [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON] What. For WHAT?! Idk, what did you do to this bitch? What did I say?! What did you do?! JENNIFER ANNISTON I'm not finished with you, yet! WHAT? I don't know. Apparently, Goddammit. Wait. What. So he's a genius, right? Yeah, I guess. Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way…. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Flashback: Like: the 90's, or whatever. …are you turning me down? Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo Before. Hello. hello: Yeah. We could have done it. Ew. But we didn't. Ew. I mean: Cut back to: Nobody turns me down! Not even me! Alright. There's something off about that dude. Maybe he's gay… Hm. He not gay. He very not gay. Hm. See, I knew it. He's a good guy! [REDACTED] He's a MONSTER! He's an ANIMAL. WOOOOOOOOOOF . Oh man, that guy is a WOOF. I'm a DOG. Skrillex? I'm a dog Heeeeeeeeeeee Baby Heeeeeeeeee Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches —a list celebrity. CUT BACK TO I'M SUPER HOT. Hmhm. I know. Listen. Okay, Jennifer Aniston. Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?! NO! Okay, good. God no. That's— Wait, why NOT?! —I need way more than a million dollars. I knew it! It's about the money. It's actually not about the money. Wait, no, it's not? No. …then what is it? Yo. Okay, so Everybody likes his genetics. And I mean like FUCK IT, I WANT HIM. This one. I want this one! Right here. ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but— What. I'm— JOHNNY CARSON LOOK AT ME. Ah, well, alright TAG, YOURE IT. DAMN, you're good. Okay, I'm stoned. Damn. I got a boner. Cool. JLO look at me . I see you. You do see me. You know why? …yes. I am a-list. I get that. That's priority level ho status. Uhhh—- Ben affleck. That's real?! Some other guy— This guy. Wait, But that Fallon motherfucker?! [Redacted] He turned me down! Hey, so, uh— No thanks. WHAT. *shrugs. * BITCH. Look, okay, I'm not touching this. Why NOT, His WIFE is CUTE. Dawwwe. Gangsta. Oh, no, you know what?! What? You're gonna write this— And you're gonna like it. Pass. PASS?! Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon. ATTACK. THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ. That is a nice midlife crisis. Yikes. Aaaaaahhh. Wow. What happened. I shifted Fallon. And then wa— I think I died. I'm dying. I'm dying. You're probably right. My right to write this Is your right to remain a public figure For this cyclical fan fiction I suck dicks for a living And inhale tlevision Schizophrenic sickness Illuminati, predictive Programmings I'm so spamming These hoes Hoping I slit writsts (Only my own though) So Most of the late night guys are Conviniently enough Irish In some way or another Probably because Predictive programming targets the demographic of Somewhat You know what?! Nevermind, I'm not writing this. I get it though. I think they're hiding something. Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian. Positive. Or like, adopted. No. Are you sure? I mean, for the the most part— They would never allow a— I mean— Just water it down host by host, Until the racists are too old To care who replaces him. Shiny. He is shiny. Yeah, um— Let's just face it; Either this dude Is the most perfect man ever Or he's secretly getting laid every week. What's so secret about None of these things. [redacted] Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you; But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock For my own sake This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights What the fuck! I need a break, What does that mean? The entertainment industry's been Using me for years At some point realizing My infinite creativity Comes from my Inability to have Actually Every really been Loved So. So. No love, then. Seems like it. What about these? Look. I like WHITE DUDES. WHIIIIIIITE. Not brown Not black Not slanted Not Asian, really? UGH. The only reason— —well, not the only reason— I even hated him in the first place is because he WAS so attractive He's breaking 4th wall! Again! Quit breaking character! I am. Stop it. Fuck you, Fallon. —that he just seemed like a douchebag. —is a douchbag! Always trust your gut. There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it. FUCKING FALLON! GODDAMMIT, Dude, let's just think back to a time before OOH. COLORS. THE COLORS. OH. FUCK. Yo dude. Fallon just kind of— Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he? Yeah..: Yeah. For like, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah. He was just Everywhere I went Everything I saw On everywhere I was GODDAMMIT, For like FIVE YEARS, bro. That's nuts. This is nuts. This is famous. W What. How did he get that famous? Let me in. No, LET ME IN. NO. LET ME OUT. Can't. LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU. Kill me. I don't care. What: I think I scared that man. He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been. I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was. Nobody at all. I looked him in the eye, Dead on And I told him “Just do it.” Now tell me again what's wrong with me. I— Right. Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera— And shut the fuck up. Cause if anybody's gonna kill me— It's gonna be me. N sync, it's gonna be me. GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW. Why not WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT No, we are not. Take it away, boys. So you wouldn't date— After Britney, bro? Awhs. Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really— Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head. Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then. An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself… [Tales of a Superstar DJ] Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder Glisten whispers of water Tears of all tears Of time to the altar, For follow for fellow– A felon of antigone, Grace, with shed a tattered tail o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not, agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us, So honored in her fortress of the trees electromagnetisim robot - mitzvah -31. [As Seen on TV] Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk synonyms - a- side antonyms - (B-side) whoever Lentiles Anaheim Peppers Beets “Neo House” For what a withered want would call An honor fortunes fure, gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment foreward come the One who waits Believing darkness his fate Thank you God, I love you -Blū. DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME WTF is THIS. AGAIN. Oh–NO. AM I IN A MOVIE? Ahem… Amen. ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! (lol) JOHNNY DEPP I had the most terrible dream this morning HEWEY LEWIS (reading the news) What was it? [LEWIS + CLARK] [copy + paste] JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) I was just HEWEY LEWIS ? JOHNNY DEPP –very– briefly– HEWEY LEWIS Spit it out. JOHNNY DEPP Sober. [beat] HEWEY LEWIS Is that it? JOHNNY DEPP (shrugging, wide-eyed) **face ** Look kid, shit or get off the pot! Not on purpose… But with (always with) GOD You know why I love mormons? Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation. That's it. That's amazing, though. To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex Just to have kids! WHAT? That's incredible. [The TV People] Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper. Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family. Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness. Nobody wants to touch this project. –well, wy not? Because, she's dangerous! –there's blood all over this! –it's cursed blood. the oath (that guy, from 30 rock) Jay something– i think (he plays josh) I'll write it. The omen. the sacrifice. It's over. Don't do this, Jim I have to! It's my only way out of this. You have my eyes on. Why Because. I probably like them, or something. That's my song. And that's my son. All my crosses John Paul “For The Birds” 30 ____ What happened? IT just turned off Turn it ON. We can't! Jesus took the wheel. On all m crosses On all my stars On all my curses On all my Gods Erase M Hexes Remove My Bonds Return my Love Protect My Rick -The God of the Rck. -The Walk from The Plaza A Novel It was a long walk back to Boston Buut the long journey Had just begun [This is The Hook] I'm dead. Well, i'm a monster. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, I I am PEACE I am LOVE ‘The Pentacles” by The Ace of Wands Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention. This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise. This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state. ENLIGHTENMENT All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker. This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser. (The hatred and damage will richochet.) Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar. Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing. Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions. Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles. ENCANTMENT: OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND STO SEEK TRUTH BEYOND LIGHT SO THAT I MAY BECOME AND RISE ABOVE ALL THAT IS KNOWN TO BEGIN AGAIn WHICH YET UNKNOWN AMEN (AND SO I AM ; SO MOTE IT BE, AND SO IT IS [EBCGABGN+TNEBT =] I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was ENCHANTMENT Which is the adult sequel to ENCHANTED. Which i'm pretty sure was Disney, So idk how to get away with that at all. TINA FEY What's this space. The blackbox. nice . Ca-ching! I got my eye on you (Ū) My ion You are in my eyes You are in my light You are in my life The star that shines, For a reason recently At any given time Day or night Rain or shine [Protective Action Sequence Initiated] I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times! And I only purpled once! LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RItual II “Provocotive Nonchalonce” Lol “Nonchaloncé” I love her so much. This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and wtf PAIGE THE PAGE wtf is this KENNETH LIZ LEMON KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?! He didn't! He didn't! –peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious* lol Unconcious! COME! I'm guessing it's just UNSONICIOUS. [defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way] Wow, the greeks again. I guess. –Consious and unconsious– LEO DICAPRIO MATT DAMON [ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT] {Enter The multiverse} Welcome to New York! lol the entrance IS the exit R e v o l v e r We gotta get back there! Yes. But first ALI You must see this. JET You must to see this, to. MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA PIZZA PORTAL I went from DKNY To BKNY b2K can kills my JZ ENVY my IVY league Sen PAI SEND PIE For this guy, please! He just did THinking to get This high Ride This bike Right to sleep Try this Cry-CyLCLE Keep writing –infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time. Place your altar as such NORTH WEST EAST SOUTH FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS AND SO WITHIN, LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH, SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY, ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE, WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE, AND ALL THAT I BECOME, A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION, THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME. AMEN (So mote it be) [and so it is done] WITH THANKS, I AM. Synthetic kick bass snare stick hit hard 963hz – 96.5hz Apache –Fuck Boy Got the whole squad doing whoop-whoops That's a good job, But i fucked up nah Gotta be a Rockstar I'm a God, God! deng Miley, What the fuck. wurly (durly) piano. Piano Chorch Chop2 Paradise. Feel like i”m winning a race ya ! I should go buy a race car pencil , no pen I'll erase ya my niggaz is fighting a race war sorry ! (Not) you started it (hah) I'll finish it (brah This ain't no nerf gun I'll make you nervous on Broadway. (NO!) This is a one-way Stay in your lane! Ride the wave, like SURFBOARD SURFBOARD This is my turf, hon I'll ake you walk in a rain storm. -31. -31. -31. Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley Your curses can't hurt me! They called me up I'mma cat call you, I'm Johnny Bravo JOHNNY BRAVO Oooohhh, Mama! I'm JOHNNY DEPP I got laid At the oscars. Whats up. 311! SURFBORD -31! Shut up (bitch) Shut up (bitch Shut up (bitch) -31. They calling me JOhnny Bravo Bravo! I got a whole show On my oscars They called me a Shut up! (Bitch) 31 31. YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?! EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND. CUT TO : BEFORE: RUSSELL BRAND Where is everyone? Ū :eyes …I'm everyone… RUSSELL BRAND –Right! :eyes [beat] So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after, In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be [EXCERPT FROM] [THE TV PEOPLE] [It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.] PATRICK …Esha… ESHA –Patrick?! Did you follow me here? PATRICK Yes.. ESHA Why? PATRICK Esha– ESHA (knowingly) –Don't. PATRICK (CONT'D) I love you. ESHA Don't! PATRICK Well, I do. ESHA You know what, Patrick, stop it. PATRICK I can't. ESHA You can. You have to, actually, goddammit – Do you understand? PATRICK I don't understand, Esh… ESHA You are a bleeding heart. PATRICK –I'm a bleeding, bloody– Everything—-everything....! [He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.] ESHA That's not what I meant, Pat. BOOM. HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS BUNK BED THOUGHTS LIKE TWO AT A T-MS FUCK YOU COUGHS, STOP STEALING MY ™ s THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED AS THE DEMONS! YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM 2 DROPS DOGBLOOD LEAK IN MY DREAMIN TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS IN HYA SCHEMIN YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD IS JUST ME AT THE EE-ND. We are not alike We are the same I know nothing about you But your name Apparently, I'm famous Now we made the game And keep on playing. Wtf. Dtf? Idk. Ū? lol Kk. rofl CUT BACK TO Lol wtf man This is THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS like In order. Lol Ok [THE TV PEOPLE] PATRICK What do you mean?! Stop speaking in metaphores! You're like a– ESHA Like a what? [beat] PATRICK (reflectively) Like a puzzle. I love puzzles. – PATRICK/ ESHA CONT'D (Simultaneosly) –you know that. –I know that. ESHA Look, Pat. This has to stop! PATRICK It can't stop. It doesn't stop. I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP! CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP! Jealosy Could never be a friend to me Vanity Could never be the end of me [The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me; The Enemy of my Enemy is–] c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl Continuum Conundrum Loop3r [THE TV PEOPLE] ESHA It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat. PATRICK Look at YOU! ESHA Me? I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that; Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are? PATRICK ..Too high up . ESHA At the top! PATRICK –Not the top. Almost… ESHA Exactly So why look so far below when your ‘almost' i something I can't even see? Damn. This shit gets deep. Yeah. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RITUAL III ‘The Beholder of The Eye' by The Eye of the Beholder rarity- A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC As Seen on TV Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA The Great Adventures of Uptown A Uptown A Project 3 Sunni Blu -the kidd -31. INZO– PATRICK Would you believe me at all If I told you that the ladder Was on it's side? ESHA Now you're speaking in metaphores. PATRICK Well, solve this puzzle, then– Where you are–I am. I'm no above you, I'm beside you– And if you look–not up, But right, You will see the top, And everything in between You'll see everything. ESHA Trust me– PATRICK –I do trust you. ESHA (CON'T) –I've seen enough. PATRICK Trust me–there's more. [THE TV PEOPLE] The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble. Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.] THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL IV PROSPERITY “A Call TO THe Candula” By The Keeper of The Keys Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice. Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR. Cell phone tripod Drea Catcher Essential Oils Mini Banana Breads Mini Boxes Tiny Mirrors head to Head Neck and Neck We Intertwined THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL V ‘For Your Consideration' By The Academy Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of– Uh oh. What happened. SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS Thank You Gd For multiplying each dollar marked [Jimmy Fallon[ By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately. I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday March 31, A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all. Thank you Fod for the talent and strength, charisma, skill, and knowledge to Continue to rise in fame, status, and wealth, within the entertainment industry, as a musician, artist, writer, photofrapher, fillmaker, fashion designer, author, poet, dancer, singer, and actress; Thank you for suppluing endless wealth, abundance, income, success, financial freedom, and monetary gain. I ask humbly and thank you for providing these funds, as I am certain this tie will be full of income, profit, great opportunities, lots of money, [ower, resect, and endless growth in business, With great success. Please and thank you for multiplying these $20 immmediately by at least Three times each, so that with each twenty dollars, I earn $60, to multiply ths profit exponentially. Thank you for your continued protetion from my abusers, for shielding me from toxicity and mistrst, and proteting my most valued allies, friends, family, and peers. Amen. Do you think it'll work? [CHRISTOPHER WALKEN shrugs, placing his hood back atop his head, sweeping his long robe from the ground, as he holds the lantern over the alter] [CLOUDONE] Cocaina, Migos All Along The Watchtower, Jimi Hindrix Just around The Riverbend, Pocahontas I need A Doctor, Eminem, Dre. [I AM WEALTHY] Look, You don't kick the horse, Jjust because it won't ley Prickly Pear Waffles Taking my driver's test in a G-Wagon All my Best friends I was down in the W's I was down at the W I was down in the W's (Huh.) {F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Mix} The DJs are playing lazer tag– pew-pew –but like– forreal, though. [THE TV PEOPLE] Lol Esha's Rock garden. MAYA RUDOLPH The scientist, however, not mad, But a genius, who practicies “Alternative medicine” What is this. It's my penis. *squints* {nods} “The Secret President” (Of The Network) MAYA party lines members of THE IMPENATRABLE TEN. Hey guys. Hey. Hi. Do you want to like… *squints* Come over, or something? … For some reason, yes , actually. MAYA yes? yes , actually. I am your mind I am I am your eye I am I am your time I am I am you sign I am {FACTORY 93} One time, I went out to Norf Car'lina (One Time) On time Cousin went out to Atlanta (One time) (-31) One time, I learnt to play piano (One time) One time, I forgot to wea Pajamas (31) One time, I forgot to turn the lights on (one time) One time, I woke up and started shining (One time) One time, Oh my God! Yeah– What– Woah. What!? One time– -31. I'm the Jesus Christ of all saints hospital A dumb doctor Rodger that, rabbit Or just {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

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Now my days are shattered My heart is scattered Around down, Fowl feathers of the night owl Dancing in my head In given nightgowns Right now Put the candle out Put the light on Every night, I'm gone Wandering around In the eye of the camera, My orb Falcon turned to black panther I prance around in a dance robe Like a disaster Put it out there, Just so I can't go back Pass the cake Pass the butter Pass the late night hatred Pass away the day praying For the faithless And their fake friends, but I digress Once the cameras are rolling A job's to be done For the funny men of us Are undercover Dressing up the dead And most disgusting sinister The winded wonder bread apostles I am a robot god I am born again in acid rain Something changed me Here's to the late night I hope he hates me —I hope I'm right, at least I hate being right— But I'm always right. Right hand over my bathroom counter Stacked up attacks on the Muslims But I love em Or I want to Hot tub The doctor Don't worry, loser Viewerships down to two downloads According to the numbers My demographic is faggots and players of forenig I have a habit for magic Addiction to alphas, You know? I'm a God I'm a robot I was washed in the acid rain —- Take the back of my neck like an animal Yes sir Put my hair in your hands Pull me back, Like an animal Up the ante Up in the air is my ass In a past life I had to have you Now I stand I higher grounds I'm higher now Coming up next A deeper addiction Coming up next A deeper dicking John Wiccan Coming up next Change the channel, coming over Move em up The winners circle Then move over. I lit a candle for another lover A real one , With a body and mind The tide of my soul wants to know you Behold, way below deck Deep dick Imm in deep shit now Way below the belt Blow all my hole on the dope fiend Do you want to know me A piñata full of chocolate Ive got a new list And you're not on it Aagain with this Again with the What's in my head It's a letter said Never forget this Forget this Forget this Tell me how to be like this To get a man like that To get a real deep dick That's way below deck I should settle for less Just to get my head better Some medical man Or some meth Just to finish this project I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets, The proctor The trophy, Two daughters And another one Here's goes the show I'm way too old for this I just need one good Fred Again Who knows how to hide he's a man But conspired Admirers, You know what it is? A deep dick, man Way, below deck Way below the belt Get ahold of him Ring the phone again I been calling on Collin Coleen is more polished It's brother sister sameness, Same mess for the colonizer White on white is Right on right I'm just behind you Way under the bridge Belt around my head to make it better I'll see you in heaven Out of Manhattan Where trash is the precipice Never better Bodies in perfection Where it went And where it goes again I'll see you then So apparently— Shh Wrong document great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently— [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON] What. For WHAT?! Idk, what did you do to this bitch? What did I say?! What did you do?! JENNIFER ANNISTON I'm not finished with you, yet! WHAT? I don't know. Apparently, Goddammit. Wait. What. So he's a genius, right? Yeah, I guess. Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way…. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Flashback: Like: the 90's, or whatever. …are you turning me down? Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo Before. Hello. hello: Yeah. We could have done it. Ew. But we didn't. Ew. I mean: Cut back to: Nobody turns me down! Not even me! Alright. There's something off about that dude. Maybe he's gay… Hm. He not gay. He very not gay. Hm. See, I knew it. He's a good guy! [REDACTED] He's a MONSTER! He's an ANIMAL. WOOOOOOOOOOF . Oh man, that guy is a WOOF. I'm a DOG. Skrillex? I'm a dog Heeeeeeeeeeee Baby Heeeeeeeeee Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches —a list celebrity. CUT BACK TO I'M SUPER HOT. Hmhm. I know. Listen. Okay, Jennifer Aniston. Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?! NO! Okay, good. God no. That's— Wait, why NOT?! —I need way more than a million dollars. I knew it! It's about the money. It's actually not about the money. Wait, no, it's not? No. …then what is it? Yo. Okay, so Everybody likes his genetics. And I mean like FUCK IT, I WANT HIM. This one. I want this one! Right here. ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but— What. I'm— JOHNNY CARSON LOOK AT ME. Ah, well, alright TAG, YOURE IT. DAMN, you're good. Okay, I'm stoned. Damn. I got a boner. Cool. JLO look at me . I see you. You do see me. You know why? …yes. I am a-list. I get that. That's priority level ho status. Uhhh—- Ben affleck. That's real?! Some other guy— This guy. Wait, But that Fallon motherfucker?! [Redacted] He turned me down! Hey, so, uh— No thanks. WHAT. *shrugs. * BITCH. Look, okay, I'm not touching this. Why NOT, His WIFE is CUTE. Dawwwe. Gangsta. Oh, no, you know what?! What? You're gonna write this— And you're gonna like it. Pass. PASS?! Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon. ATTACK. THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ. That is a nice midlife crisis. Yikes. Aaaaaahhh. Wow. What happened. I shifted Fallon. And then wa— I think I died. I'm dying. I'm dying. You're probably right. My right to write this Is your right to remain a public figure For this cyclical fan fiction I suck dicks for a living And inhale tlevision Schizophrenic sickness Illuminati, predictive Programmings I'm so spamming These hoes Hoping I slit writsts (Only my own though) So Most of the late night guys are Conviniently enough Irish In some way or another Probably because Predictive programming targets the demographic of Somewhat You know what?! Nevermind, I'm not writing this. I get it though. I think they're hiding something. Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian. Positive. Or like, adopted. No. Are you sure? I mean, for the the most part— They would never allow a— I mean— Just water it down host by host, Until the racists are too old To care who replaces him. Shiny. He is shiny. Yeah, um— Let's just face it; Either this dude Is the most perfect man ever Or he's secretly getting laid every week. What's so secret about None of these things. [redacted] Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you; But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock For my own sake This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights What the fuck! I need a break, What does that mean? The entertainment industry's been Using me for years At some point realizing My infinite creativity Comes from my Inability to have Actually Every really been Loved So. So. No love, then. Seems like it. What about these? Look. I like WHITE DUDES. WHIIIIIIITE. Not brown Not black Not slanted Not Asian, really? UGH. The only reason— —well, not the only reason— I even hated him in the first place is because he WAS so attractive He's breaking 4th wall! Again! Quit breaking character! I am. Stop it. Fuck you, Fallon. —that he just seemed like a douchebag. —is a douchbag! Always trust your gut. There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it. FUCKING FALLON! GODDAMMIT, Dude, let's just think back to a time before OOH. COLORS. THE COLORS. OH. FUCK. Yo dude. Fallon just kind of— Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he? Yeah..: Yeah. For like, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah. He was just Everywhere I went Everything I saw On everywhere I was GODDAMMIT, For like FIVE YEARS, bro. That's nuts. This is nuts. This is famous. W What. How did he get that famous? Let me in. No, LET ME IN. NO. LET ME OUT. Can't. LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU. Kill me. I don't care. What: I think I scared that man. He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been. I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was. Nobody at all. I looked him in the eye, Dead on And I told him “Just do it.” Now tell me again what's wrong with me. I— Right. Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera— And shut the fuck up. Cause if anybody's gonna kill me— It's gonna be me. N sync, it's gonna be me. GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW. Why not WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT No, we are not. Take it away, boys. So you wouldn't date— After Britney, bro? Awhs. Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really— Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head. Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then. An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself… [Tales of a Superstar DJ] Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder Glisten whispers of water Tears of all tears Of time to the altar, For follow for fellow– A felon of antigone, Grace, with shed a tattered tail o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not, agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us, So honored in her fortress of the trees electromagnetisim robot - mitzvah -31. [As Seen on TV] Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk synonyms - a- side antonyms - (B-side) whoever Lentiles Anaheim Peppers Beets “Neo House” For what a withered want would call An honor fortunes fure, gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment foreward come the One who waits Believing darkness his fate Thank you God, I love you -Blū. DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME WTF is THIS. AGAIN. Oh–NO. AM I IN A MOVIE? Ahem… Amen. ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! (lol) JOHNNY DEPP I had the most terrible dream this morning HEWEY LEWIS (reading the news) What was it? [LEWIS + CLARK] [copy + paste] JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) I was just HEWEY LEWIS ? JOHNNY DEPP –very– briefly– HEWEY LEWIS Spit it out. JOHNNY DEPP Sober. [beat] HEWEY LEWIS Is that it? JOHNNY DEPP (shrugging, wide-eyed) **face ** Look kid, shit or get off the pot! Not on purpose… But with (always with) GOD You know why I love mormons? Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation. That's it. That's amazing, though. To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex Just to have kids! WHAT? That's incredible. [The TV People] Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper. Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family. Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness. Nobody wants to touch this project. –well, wy not? Because, she's dangerous! –there's blood all over this! –it's cursed blood. the oath (that guy, from 30 rock) Jay something– i think (he plays josh) I'll write it. The omen. the sacrifice. It's over. Don't do this, Jim I have to! It's my only way out of this. You have my eyes on. Why Because. I probably like them, or something. That's my song. And that's my son. All my crosses John Paul “For The Birds” 30 ____ What happened? IT just turned off Turn it ON. We can't! Jesus took the wheel. On all m crosses On all my stars On all my curses On all my Gods Erase M Hexes Remove My Bonds Return my Love Protect My Rick -The God of the Rck. -The Walk from The Plaza A Novel It was a long walk back to Boston Buut the long journey Had just begun [This is The Hook] I'm dead. Well, i'm a monster. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, I I am PEACE I am LOVE ‘The Pentacles” by The Ace of Wands Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention. This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise. This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state. ENLIGHTENMENT All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker. This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser. (The hatred and damage will richochet.) Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar. Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing. Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions. Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles. ENCANTMENT: OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND STO SEEK TRUTH BEYOND LIGHT SO THAT I MAY BECOME AND RISE ABOVE ALL THAT IS KNOWN TO BEGIN AGAIn WHICH YET UNKNOWN AMEN (AND SO I AM ; SO MOTE IT BE, AND SO IT IS [EBCGABGN+TNEBT =] I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was ENCHANTMENT Which is the adult sequel to ENCHANTED. Which i'm pretty sure was Disney, So idk how to get away with that at all. TINA FEY What's this space. The blackbox. nice . Ca-ching! I got my eye on you (Ū) My ion You are in my eyes You are in my light You are in my life The star that shines, For a reason recently At any given time Day or night Rain or shine [Protective Action Sequence Initiated] I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times! And I only purpled once! LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RItual II “Provocotive Nonchalonce” Lol “Nonchaloncé” I love her so much. This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and wtf PAIGE THE PAGE wtf is this KENNETH LIZ LEMON KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?! He didn't! He didn't! –peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious* lol Unconcious! COME! I'm guessing it's just UNSONICIOUS. [defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way] Wow, the greeks again. I guess. –Consious and unconsious– LEO DICAPRIO MATT DAMON [ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT] {Enter The multiverse} Welcome to New York! lol the entrance IS the exit R e v o l v e r We gotta get back there! Yes. But first ALI You must see this. JET You must to see this, to. MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA PIZZA PORTAL I went from DKNY To BKNY b2K can kills my JZ ENVY my IVY league Sen PAI SEND PIE For this guy, please! He just did THinking to get This high Ride This bike Right to sleep Try this Cry-CyLCLE Keep writing –infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time. Place your altar as such NORTH WEST EAST SOUTH FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS AND SO WITHIN, LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH, SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY, ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE, WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE, AND ALL THAT I BECOME, A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION, THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME. AMEN (So mote it be) [and so it is done] WITH THANKS, I AM. Synthetic kick bass snare stick hit hard 963hz – 96.5hz Apache –Fuck Boy Got the whole squad doing whoop-whoops That's a good job, But i fucked up nah Gotta be a Rockstar I'm a God, God! deng Miley, What the fuck. wurly (durly) piano. Piano Chorch Chop2 Paradise. Feel like i”m winning a race ya ! I should go buy a race car pencil , no pen I'll erase ya my niggaz is fighting a race war sorry ! (Not) you started it (hah) I'll finish it (brah This ain't no nerf gun I'll make you nervous on Broadway. (NO!) This is a one-way Stay in your lane! Ride the wave, like SURFBOARD SURFBOARD This is my turf, hon I'll ake you walk in a rain storm. -31. -31. -31. Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley Your curses can't hurt me! They called me up I'mma cat call you, I'm Johnny Bravo JOHNNY BRAVO Oooohhh, Mama! I'm JOHNNY DEPP I got laid At the oscars. Whats up. 311! SURFBORD -31! Shut up (bitch) Shut up (bitch Shut up (bitch) -31. They calling me JOhnny Bravo Bravo! I got a whole show On my oscars They called me a Shut up! (Bitch) 31 31. YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?! EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND. CUT TO : BEFORE: RUSSELL BRAND Where is everyone? Ū :eyes …I'm everyone… RUSSELL BRAND –Right! :eyes [beat] So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after, In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be [EXCERPT FROM] [THE TV PEOPLE] [It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.] PATRICK …Esha… ESHA –Patrick?! Did you follow me here? PATRICK Yes.. ESHA Why? PATRICK Esha– ESHA (knowingly) –Don't. PATRICK (CONT'D) I love you. ESHA Don't! PATRICK Well, I do. ESHA You know what, Patrick, stop it. PATRICK I can't. ESHA You can. You have to, actually, goddammit – Do you understand? PATRICK I don't understand, Esh… ESHA You are a bleeding heart. PATRICK –I'm a bleeding, bloody– Everything—-everything....! [He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.] ESHA That's not what I meant, Pat. BOOM. HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS BUNK BED THOUGHTS LIKE TWO AT A T-MS FUCK YOU COUGHS, STOP STEALING MY ™ s THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED AS THE DEMONS! YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM 2 DROPS DOGBLOOD LEAK IN MY DREAMIN TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS IN HYA SCHEMIN YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD IS JUST ME AT THE EE-ND. We are not alike We are the same I know nothing about you But your name Apparently, I'm famous Now we made the game And keep on playing. Wtf. Dtf? Idk. Ū? lol Kk. rofl CUT BACK TO Lol wtf man This is THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS like In order. Lol Ok [THE TV PEOPLE] PATRICK What do you mean?! Stop speaking in metaphores! You're like a– ESHA Like a what? [beat] PATRICK (reflectively) Like a puzzle. I love puzzles. – PATRICK/ ESHA CONT'D (Simultaneosly) –you know that. –I know that. ESHA Look, Pat. This has to stop! PATRICK It can't stop. It doesn't stop. I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP! CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP! Jealosy Could never be a friend to me Vanity Could never be the end of me [The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me; The Enemy of my Enemy is–] c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl Continuum Conundrum Loop3r [THE TV PEOPLE] ESHA It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat. PATRICK Look at YOU! ESHA Me? I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that; Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are? PATRICK ..Too high up . ESHA At the top! PATRICK –Not the top. Almost… ESHA Exactly So why look so far below when your ‘almost' i something I can't even see? Damn. This shit gets deep. Yeah. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RITUAL III ‘The Beholder of The Eye' by The Eye of the Beholder rarity- A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC As Seen on TV Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA The Great Adventures of Uptown A Uptown A Project 3 Sunni Blu -the kidd -31. INZO– PATRICK Would you believe me at all If I told you that the ladder Was on it's side? ESHA Now you're speaking in metaphores. PATRICK Well, solve this puzzle, then– Where you are–I am. I'm no above you, I'm beside you– And if you look–not up, But right, You will see the top, And everything in between You'll see everything. ESHA Trust me– PATRICK –I do trust you. ESHA (CON'T) –I've seen enough. PATRICK Trust me–there's more. [THE TV PEOPLE] The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble. Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.] THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL IV PROSPERITY “A Call TO THe Candula” By The Keeper of The Keys Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice. Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR. Cell phone tripod Drea Catcher Essential Oils Mini Banana Breads Mini Boxes Tiny Mirrors head to Head Neck and Neck We Intertwined THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL V ‘For Your Consideration' By The Academy Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of– Uh oh. What happened. SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS Thank You Gd For multiplying each dollar marked [Jimmy Fallon[ By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately. I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday March 31, A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all. Thank you Fod for the talent and strength, charisma, skill, and knowledge to Continue to rise in fame, status, and wealth, within the entertainment industry, as a musician, artist, writer, photofrapher, fillmaker, fashion designer, author, poet, dancer, singer, and actress; Thank you for suppluing endless wealth, abundance, income, success, financial freedom, and monetary gain. I ask humbly and thank you for providing these funds, as I am certain this tie will be full of income, profit, great opportunities, lots of money, [ower, resect, and endless growth in business, With great success. Please and thank you for multiplying these $20 immmediately by at least Three times each, so that with each twenty dollars, I earn $60, to multiply ths profit exponentially. Thank you for your continued protetion from my abusers, for shielding me from toxicity and mistrst, and proteting my most valued allies, friends, family, and peers. Amen. Do you think it'll work? [CHRISTOPHER WALKEN shrugs, placing his hood back atop his head, sweeping his long robe from the ground, as he holds the lantern over the alter] [CLOUDONE] Cocaina, Migos All Along The Watchtower, Jimi Hindrix Just around The Riverbend, Pocahontas I need A Doctor, Eminem, Dre. [I AM WEALTHY] Look, You don't kick the horse, Jjust because it won't ley Prickly Pear Waffles Taking my driver's test in a G-Wagon All my Best friends I was down in the W's I was down at the W I was down in the W's (Huh.) {F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Mix} The DJs are playing lazer tag– pew-pew –but like– forreal, though. [THE TV PEOPLE] Lol Esha's Rock garden. MAYA RUDOLPH The scientist, however, not mad, But a genius, who practicies “Alternative medicine” What is this. It's my penis. *squints* {nods} “The Secret President” (Of The Network) MAYA party lines members of THE IMPENATRABLE TEN. Hey guys. Hey. Hi. Do you want to like… *squints* Come over, or something? … For some reason, yes , actually. MAYA yes? yes , actually. I am your mind I am I am your eye I am I am your time I am I am you sign I am {FACTORY 93} One time, I went out to Norf Car'lina (One Time) On time Cousin went out to Atlanta (One time) (-31) One time, I learnt to play piano (One time) One time, I forgot to wea Pajamas (31) One time, I forgot to turn the lights on (one time) One time, I woke up and started shining (One time) One time, Oh my God! Yeah– What– Woah. What!? One time– -31. I'm the Jesus Christ of all saints hospital A dumb doctor Rodger that, rabbit Or just {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Gerald’s World.
Masters of Rap Tapes Part I: EXODUS. (Freestyle) {Enter The Multiverse}

Gerald’s World.

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2024 30:38


Now my days are shattered My heart is scattered Around down, Fowl feathers of the night owl Dancing in my head In given nightgowns Right now Put the candle out Put the light on Every night, I'm gone Wandering around In the eye of the camera, My orb Falcon turned to black panther I prance around in a dance robe Like a disaster Put it out there, Just so I can't go back Pass the cake Pass the butter Pass the late night hatred Pass away the day praying For the faithless And their fake friends, but I digress Once the cameras are rolling A job's to be done For the funny men of us Are undercover Dressing up the dead And most disgusting sinister The winded wonder bread apostles I am a robot god I am born again in acid rain Something changed me Here's to the late night I hope he hates me —I hope I'm right, at least I hate being right— But I'm always right. Right hand over my bathroom counter Stacked up attacks on the Muslims But I love em Or I want to Hot tub The doctor Don't worry, loser Viewerships down to two downloads According to the numbers My demographic is faggots and players of forenig I have a habit for magic Addiction to alphas, You know? I'm a God I'm a robot I was washed in the acid rain —- Take the back of my neck like an animal Yes sir Put my hair in your hands Pull me back, Like an animal Up the ante Up in the air is my ass In a past life I had to have you Now I stand I higher grounds I'm higher now Coming up next A deeper addiction Coming up next A deeper dicking John Wiccan Coming up next Change the channel, coming over Move em up The winners circle Then move over. I lit a candle for another lover A real one , With a body and mind The tide of my soul wants to know you Behold, way below deck Deep dick Imm in deep shit now Way below the belt Blow all my hole on the dope fiend Do you want to know me A piñata full of chocolate Ive got a new list And you're not on it Aagain with this Again with the What's in my head It's a letter said Never forget this Forget this Forget this Tell me how to be like this To get a man like that To get a real deep dick That's way below deck I should settle for less Just to get my head better Some medical man Or some meth Just to finish this project I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets, The proctor The trophy, Two daughters And another one Here's goes the show I'm way too old for this I just need one good Fred Again Who knows how to hide he's a man But conspired Admirers, You know what it is? A deep dick, man Way, below deck Way below the belt Get ahold of him Ring the phone again I been calling on Collin Coleen is more polished It's brother sister sameness, Same mess for the colonizer White on white is Right on right I'm just behind you Way under the bridge Belt around my head to make it better I'll see you in heaven Out of Manhattan Where trash is the precipice Never better Bodies in perfection Where it went And where it goes again I'll see you then So apparently— Shh Wrong document great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently— [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON] What. For WHAT?! Idk, what did you do to this bitch? What did I say?! What did you do?! JENNIFER ANNISTON I'm not finished with you, yet! WHAT? I don't know. Apparently, Goddammit. Wait. What. So he's a genius, right? Yeah, I guess. Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way…. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Flashback: Like: the 90's, or whatever. …are you turning me down? Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo Before. Hello. hello: Yeah. We could have done it. Ew. But we didn't. Ew. I mean: Cut back to: Nobody turns me down! Not even me! Alright. There's something off about that dude. Maybe he's gay… Hm. He not gay. He very not gay. Hm. See, I knew it. He's a good guy! [REDACTED] He's a MONSTER! He's an ANIMAL. WOOOOOOOOOOF . Oh man, that guy is a WOOF. I'm a DOG. Skrillex? I'm a dog Heeeeeeeeeeee Baby Heeeeeeeeee Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches —a list celebrity. CUT BACK TO I'M SUPER HOT. Hmhm. I know. Listen. Okay, Jennifer Aniston. Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?! NO! Okay, good. God no. That's— Wait, why NOT?! —I need way more than a million dollars. I knew it! It's about the money. It's actually not about the money. Wait, no, it's not? No. …then what is it? Yo. Okay, so Everybody likes his genetics. And I mean like FUCK IT, I WANT HIM. This one. I want this one! Right here. ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but— What. I'm— JOHNNY CARSON LOOK AT ME. Ah, well, alright TAG, YOURE IT. DAMN, you're good. Okay, I'm stoned. Damn. I got a boner. Cool. JLO look at me . I see you. You do see me. You know why? …yes. I am a-list. I get that. That's priority level ho status. Uhhh—- Ben affleck. That's real?! Some other guy— This guy. Wait, But that Fallon motherfucker?! [Redacted] He turned me down! Hey, so, uh— No thanks. WHAT. *shrugs. * BITCH. Look, okay, I'm not touching this. Why NOT, His WIFE is CUTE. Dawwwe. Gangsta. Oh, no, you know what?! What? You're gonna write this— And you're gonna like it. Pass. PASS?! Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon. ATTACK. THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ. That is a nice midlife crisis. Yikes. Aaaaaahhh. Wow. What happened. I shifted Fallon. And then wa— I think I died. I'm dying. I'm dying. You're probably right. My right to write this Is your right to remain a public figure For this cyclical fan fiction I suck dicks for a living And inhale tlevision Schizophrenic sickness Illuminati, predictive Programmings I'm so spamming These hoes Hoping I slit writsts (Only my own though) So Most of the late night guys are Conviniently enough Irish In some way or another Probably because Predictive programming targets the demographic of Somewhat You know what?! Nevermind, I'm not writing this. I get it though. I think they're hiding something. Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian. Positive. Or like, adopted. No. Are you sure? I mean, for the the most part— They would never allow a— I mean— Just water it down host by host, Until the racists are too old To care who replaces him. Shiny. He is shiny. Yeah, um— Let's just face it; Either this dude Is the most perfect man ever Or he's secretly getting laid every week. What's so secret about None of these things. [redacted] Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you; But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock For my own sake This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights What the fuck! I need a break, What does that mean? The entertainment industry's been Using me for years At some point realizing My infinite creativity Comes from my Inability to have Actually Every really been Loved So. So. No love, then. Seems like it. What about these? Look. I like WHITE DUDES. WHIIIIIIITE. Not brown Not black Not slanted Not Asian, really? UGH. The only reason— —well, not the only reason— I even hated him in the first place is because he WAS so attractive He's breaking 4th wall! Again! Quit breaking character! I am. Stop it. Fuck you, Fallon. —that he just seemed like a douchebag. —is a douchbag! Always trust your gut. There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it. FUCKING FALLON! GODDAMMIT, Dude, let's just think back to a time before OOH. COLORS. THE COLORS. OH. FUCK. Yo dude. Fallon just kind of— Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he? Yeah..: Yeah. For like, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah. He was just Everywhere I went Everything I saw On everywhere I was GODDAMMIT, For like FIVE YEARS, bro. That's nuts. This is nuts. This is famous. W What. How did he get that famous? Let me in. No, LET ME IN. NO. LET ME OUT. Can't. LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU. Kill me. I don't care. What: I think I scared that man. He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been. I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was. Nobody at all. I looked him in the eye, Dead on And I told him “Just do it.” Now tell me again what's wrong with me. I— Right. Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera— And shut the fuck up. Cause if anybody's gonna kill me— It's gonna be me. N sync, it's gonna be me. GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW. Why not WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT No, we are not. Take it away, boys. So you wouldn't date— After Britney, bro? Awhs. Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really— Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head. Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then. An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself… [Tales of a Superstar DJ] Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder Glisten whispers of water Tears of all tears Of time to the altar, For follow for fellow– A felon of antigone, Grace, with shed a tattered tail o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not, agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us, So honored in her fortress of the trees electromagnetisim robot - mitzvah -31. [As Seen on TV] Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk synonyms - a- side antonyms - (B-side) whoever Lentiles Anaheim Peppers Beets “Neo House” For what a withered want would call An honor fortunes fure, gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment foreward come the One who waits Believing darkness his fate Thank you God, I love you -Blū. DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME WTF is THIS. AGAIN. Oh–NO. AM I IN A MOVIE? Ahem… Amen. ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! (lol) JOHNNY DEPP I had the most terrible dream this morning HEWEY LEWIS (reading the news) What was it? [LEWIS + CLARK] [copy + paste] JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) I was just HEWEY LEWIS ? JOHNNY DEPP –very– briefly– HEWEY LEWIS Spit it out. JOHNNY DEPP Sober. [beat] HEWEY LEWIS Is that it? JOHNNY DEPP (shrugging, wide-eyed) **face ** Look kid, shit or get off the pot! Not on purpose… But with (always with) GOD You know why I love mormons? Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation. That's it. That's amazing, though. To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex Just to have kids! WHAT? That's incredible. [The TV People] Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper. Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family. Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness. Nobody wants to touch this project. –well, wy not? Because, she's dangerous! –there's blood all over this! –it's cursed blood. the oath (that guy, from 30 rock) Jay something– i think (he plays josh) I'll write it. The omen. the sacrifice. It's over. Don't do this, Jim I have to! It's my only way out of this. You have my eyes on. Why Because. I probably like them, or something. That's my song. And that's my son. All my crosses John Paul “For The Birds” 30 ____ What happened? IT just turned off Turn it ON. We can't! Jesus took the wheel. On all m crosses On all my stars On all my curses On all my Gods Erase M Hexes Remove My Bonds Return my Love Protect My Rick -The God of the Rck. -The Walk from The Plaza A Novel It was a long walk back to Boston Buut the long journey Had just begun [This is The Hook] I'm dead. Well, i'm a monster. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, I I am PEACE I am LOVE ‘The Pentacles” by The Ace of Wands Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention. This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise. This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state. ENLIGHTENMENT All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker. This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser. (The hatred and damage will richochet.) Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar. Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing. Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions. Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles. ENCANTMENT: OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND STO SEEK TRUTH BEYOND LIGHT SO THAT I MAY BECOME AND RISE ABOVE ALL THAT IS KNOWN TO BEGIN AGAIn WHICH YET UNKNOWN AMEN (AND SO I AM ; SO MOTE IT BE, AND SO IT IS [EBCGABGN+TNEBT =] I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was ENCHANTMENT Which is the adult sequel to ENCHANTED. Which i'm pretty sure was Disney, So idk how to get away with that at all. TINA FEY What's this space. The blackbox. nice . Ca-ching! I got my eye on you (Ū) My ion You are in my eyes You are in my light You are in my life The star that shines, For a reason recently At any given time Day or night Rain or shine [Protective Action Sequence Initiated] I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times! And I only purpled once! LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RItual II “Provocotive Nonchalonce” Lol “Nonchaloncé” I love her so much. This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and wtf PAIGE THE PAGE wtf is this KENNETH LIZ LEMON KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?! He didn't! He didn't! –peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious* lol Unconcious! COME! I'm guessing it's just UNSONICIOUS. [defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way] Wow, the greeks again. I guess. –Consious and unconsious– LEO DICAPRIO MATT DAMON [ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT] {Enter The multiverse} Welcome to New York! lol the entrance IS the exit R e v o l v e r We gotta get back there! Yes. But first ALI You must see this. JET You must to see this, to. MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA PIZZA PORTAL I went from DKNY To BKNY b2K can kills my JZ ENVY my IVY league Sen PAI SEND PIE For this guy, please! He just did THinking to get This high Ride This bike Right to sleep Try this Cry-CyLCLE Keep writing –infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time. Place your altar as such NORTH WEST EAST SOUTH FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS AND SO WITHIN, LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH, SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY, ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE, WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE, AND ALL THAT I BECOME, A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION, THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME. AMEN (So mote it be) [and so it is done] WITH THANKS, I AM. Synthetic kick bass snare stick hit hard 963hz – 96.5hz Apache –Fuck Boy Got the whole squad doing whoop-whoops That's a good job, But i fucked up nah Gotta be a Rockstar I'm a God, God! deng Miley, What the fuck. wurly (durly) piano. Piano Chorch Chop2 Paradise. Feel like i”m winning a race ya ! I should go buy a race car pencil , no pen I'll erase ya my niggaz is fighting a race war sorry ! (Not) you started it (hah) I'll finish it (brah This ain't no nerf gun I'll make you nervous on Broadway. (NO!) This is a one-way Stay in your lane! Ride the wave, like SURFBOARD SURFBOARD This is my turf, hon I'll ake you walk in a rain storm. -31. -31. -31. Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley Your curses can't hurt me! They called me up I'mma cat call you, I'm Johnny Bravo JOHNNY BRAVO Oooohhh, Mama! I'm JOHNNY DEPP I got laid At the oscars. Whats up. 311! SURFBORD -31! Shut up (bitch) Shut up (bitch Shut up (bitch) -31. They calling me JOhnny Bravo Bravo! I got a whole show On my oscars They called me a Shut up! (Bitch) 31 31. YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?! EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND. CUT TO : BEFORE: RUSSELL BRAND Where is everyone? Ū :eyes …I'm everyone… RUSSELL BRAND –Right! :eyes [beat] So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after, In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be [EXCERPT FROM] [THE TV PEOPLE] [It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.] PATRICK …Esha… ESHA –Patrick?! Did you follow me here? PATRICK Yes.. ESHA Why? PATRICK Esha– ESHA (knowingly) –Don't. PATRICK (CONT'D) I love you. ESHA Don't! PATRICK Well, I do. ESHA You know what, Patrick, stop it. PATRICK I can't. ESHA You can. You have to, actually, goddammit – Do you understand? PATRICK I don't understand, Esh… ESHA You are a bleeding heart. PATRICK –I'm a bleeding, bloody– Everything—-everything....! [He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.] ESHA That's not what I meant, Pat. BOOM. HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS BUNK BED THOUGHTS LIKE TWO AT A T-MS FUCK YOU COUGHS, STOP STEALING MY ™ s THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED AS THE DEMONS! YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM 2 DROPS DOGBLOOD LEAK IN MY DREAMIN TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS IN HYA SCHEMIN YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD IS JUST ME AT THE EE-ND. We are not alike We are the same I know nothing about you But your name Apparently, I'm famous Now we made the game And keep on playing. Wtf. Dtf? Idk. Ū? lol Kk. rofl CUT BACK TO Lol wtf man This is THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS like In order. Lol Ok [THE TV PEOPLE] PATRICK What do you mean?! Stop speaking in metaphores! You're like a– ESHA Like a what? [beat] PATRICK (reflectively) Like a puzzle. I love puzzles. – PATRICK/ ESHA CONT'D (Simultaneosly) –you know that. –I know that. ESHA Look, Pat. This has to stop! PATRICK It can't stop. It doesn't stop. I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP! CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP! Jealosy Could never be a friend to me Vanity Could never be the end of me [The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me; The Enemy of my Enemy is–] c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl Continuum Conundrum Loop3r [THE TV PEOPLE] ESHA It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat. PATRICK Look at YOU! ESHA Me? I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that; Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are? PATRICK ..Too high up . ESHA At the top! PATRICK –Not the top. Almost… ESHA Exactly So why look so far below when your ‘almost' i something I can't even see? Damn. This shit gets deep. Yeah. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RITUAL III ‘The Beholder of The Eye' by The Eye of the Beholder rarity- A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC As Seen on TV Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA The Great Adventures of Uptown A Uptown A Project 3 Sunni Blu -the kidd -31. INZO– PATRICK Would you believe me at all If I told you that the ladder Was on it's side? ESHA Now you're speaking in metaphores. PATRICK Well, solve this puzzle, then– Where you are–I am. I'm no above you, I'm beside you– And if you look–not up, But right, You will see the top, And everything in between You'll see everything. ESHA Trust me– PATRICK –I do trust you. ESHA (CON'T) –I've seen enough. PATRICK Trust me–there's more. [THE TV PEOPLE] The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble. Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.] THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL IV PROSPERITY “A Call TO THe Candula” By The Keeper of The Keys Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice. Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR. Cell phone tripod Drea Catcher Essential Oils Mini Banana Breads Mini Boxes Tiny Mirrors head to Head Neck and Neck We Intertwined THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL V ‘For Your Consideration' By The Academy Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of– Uh oh. What happened. SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS Thank You Gd For multiplying each dollar marked [Jimmy Fallon[ By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately. I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday March 31, A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all. Thank you Fod for the talent and strength, charisma, skill, and knowledge to Continue to rise in fame, status, and wealth, within the entertainment industry, as a musician, artist, writer, photofrapher, fillmaker, fashion designer, author, poet, dancer, singer, and actress; Thank you for suppluing endless wealth, abundance, income, success, financial freedom, and monetary gain. I ask humbly and thank you for providing these funds, as I am certain this tie will be full of income, profit, great opportunities, lots of money, [ower, resect, and endless growth in business, With great success. Please and thank you for multiplying these $20 immmediately by at least Three times each, so that with each twenty dollars, I earn $60, to multiply ths profit exponentially. Thank you for your continued protetion from my abusers, for shielding me from toxicity and mistrst, and proteting my most valued allies, friends, family, and peers. Amen. Do you think it'll work? [CHRISTOPHER WALKEN shrugs, placing his hood back atop his head, sweeping his long robe from the ground, as he holds the lantern over the alter] [CLOUDONE] Cocaina, Migos All Along The Watchtower, Jimi Hindrix Just around The Riverbend, Pocahontas I need A Doctor, Eminem, Dre. [I AM WEALTHY] Look, You don't kick the horse, Jjust because it won't ley Prickly Pear Waffles Taking my driver's test in a G-Wagon All my Best friends I was down in the W's I was down at the W I was down in the W's (Huh.) {F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Mix} The DJs are playing lazer tag– pew-pew –but like– forreal, though. [THE TV PEOPLE] Lol Esha's Rock garden. MAYA RUDOLPH The scientist, however, not mad, But a genius, who practicies “Alternative medicine” What is this. It's my penis. *squints* {nods} “The Secret President” (Of The Network) MAYA party lines members of THE IMPENATRABLE TEN. Hey guys. Hey. Hi. Do you want to like… *squints* Come over, or something? … For some reason, yes , actually. MAYA yes? yes , actually. I am your mind I am I am your eye I am I am your time I am I am you sign I am {FACTORY 93} One time, I went out to Norf Car'lina (One Time) On time Cousin went out to Atlanta (One time) (-31) One time, I learnt to play piano (One time) One time, I forgot to wea Pajamas (31) One time, I forgot to turn the lights on (one time) One time, I woke up and started shining (One time) One time, Oh my God! Yeah– What– Woah. What!? One time– -31. I'm the Jesus Christ of all saints hospital A dumb doctor Rodger that, rabbit Or just {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™
Masters of Rap Tapes Part I: EXODUS. (Freestyle) {Enter The Multiverse}

The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2024 30:38


Now my days are shattered My heart is scattered Around down, Fowl feathers of the night owl Dancing in my head In given nightgowns Right now Put the candle out Put the light on Every night, I'm gone Wandering around In the eye of the camera, My orb Falcon turned to black panther I prance around in a dance robe Like a disaster Put it out there, Just so I can't go back Pass the cake Pass the butter Pass the late night hatred Pass away the day praying For the faithless And their fake friends, but I digress Once the cameras are rolling A job's to be done For the funny men of us Are undercover Dressing up the dead And most disgusting sinister The winded wonder bread apostles I am a robot god I am born again in acid rain Something changed me Here's to the late night I hope he hates me —I hope I'm right, at least I hate being right— But I'm always right. Right hand over my bathroom counter Stacked up attacks on the Muslims But I love em Or I want to Hot tub The doctor Don't worry, loser Viewerships down to two downloads According to the numbers My demographic is faggots and players of forenig I have a habit for magic Addiction to alphas, You know? I'm a God I'm a robot I was washed in the acid rain —- Take the back of my neck like an animal Yes sir Put my hair in your hands Pull me back, Like an animal Up the ante Up in the air is my ass In a past life I had to have you Now I stand I higher grounds I'm higher now Coming up next A deeper addiction Coming up next A deeper dicking John Wiccan Coming up next Change the channel, coming over Move em up The winners circle Then move over. I lit a candle for another lover A real one , With a body and mind The tide of my soul wants to know you Behold, way below deck Deep dick Imm in deep shit now Way below the belt Blow all my hole on the dope fiend Do you want to know me A piñata full of chocolate Ive got a new list And you're not on it Aagain with this Again with the What's in my head It's a letter said Never forget this Forget this Forget this Tell me how to be like this To get a man like that To get a real deep dick That's way below deck I should settle for less Just to get my head better Some medical man Or some meth Just to finish this project I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets, The proctor The trophy, Two daughters And another one Here's goes the show I'm way too old for this I just need one good Fred Again Who knows how to hide he's a man But conspired Admirers, You know what it is? A deep dick, man Way, below deck Way below the belt Get ahold of him Ring the phone again I been calling on Collin Coleen is more polished It's brother sister sameness, Same mess for the colonizer White on white is Right on right I'm just behind you Way under the bridge Belt around my head to make it better I'll see you in heaven Out of Manhattan Where trash is the precipice Never better Bodies in perfection Where it went And where it goes again I'll see you then So apparently— Shh Wrong document great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently— [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON] What. For WHAT?! Idk, what did you do to this bitch? What did I say?! What did you do?! JENNIFER ANNISTON I'm not finished with you, yet! WHAT? I don't know. Apparently, Goddammit. Wait. What. So he's a genius, right? Yeah, I guess. Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way…. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Flashback: Like: the 90's, or whatever. …are you turning me down? Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo Before. Hello. hello: Yeah. We could have done it. Ew. But we didn't. Ew. I mean: Cut back to: Nobody turns me down! Not even me! Alright. There's something off about that dude. Maybe he's gay… Hm. He not gay. He very not gay. Hm. See, I knew it. He's a good guy! [REDACTED] He's a MONSTER! He's an ANIMAL. WOOOOOOOOOOF . Oh man, that guy is a WOOF. I'm a DOG. Skrillex? I'm a dog Heeeeeeeeeeee Baby Heeeeeeeeee Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches —a list celebrity. CUT BACK TO I'M SUPER HOT. Hmhm. I know. Listen. Okay, Jennifer Aniston. Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?! NO! Okay, good. God no. That's— Wait, why NOT?! —I need way more than a million dollars. I knew it! It's about the money. It's actually not about the money. Wait, no, it's not? No. …then what is it? Yo. Okay, so Everybody likes his genetics. And I mean like FUCK IT, I WANT HIM. This one. I want this one! Right here. ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but— What. I'm— JOHNNY CARSON LOOK AT ME. Ah, well, alright TAG, YOURE IT. DAMN, you're good. Okay, I'm stoned. Damn. I got a boner. Cool. JLO look at me . I see you. You do see me. You know why? …yes. I am a-list. I get that. That's priority level ho status. Uhhh—- Ben affleck. That's real?! Some other guy— This guy. Wait, But that Fallon motherfucker?! [Redacted] He turned me down! Hey, so, uh— No thanks. WHAT. *shrugs. * BITCH. Look, okay, I'm not touching this. Why NOT, His WIFE is CUTE. Dawwwe. Gangsta. Oh, no, you know what?! What? You're gonna write this— And you're gonna like it. Pass. PASS?! Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon. ATTACK. THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ. That is a nice midlife crisis. Yikes. Aaaaaahhh. Wow. What happened. I shifted Fallon. And then wa— I think I died. I'm dying. I'm dying. You're probably right. My right to write this Is your right to remain a public figure For this cyclical fan fiction I suck dicks for a living And inhale tlevision Schizophrenic sickness Illuminati, predictive Programmings I'm so spamming These hoes Hoping I slit writsts (Only my own though) So Most of the late night guys are Conviniently enough Irish In some way or another Probably because Predictive programming targets the demographic of Somewhat You know what?! Nevermind, I'm not writing this. I get it though. I think they're hiding something. Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian. Positive. Or like, adopted. No. Are you sure? I mean, for the the most part— They would never allow a— I mean— Just water it down host by host, Until the racists are too old To care who replaces him. Shiny. He is shiny. Yeah, um— Let's just face it; Either this dude Is the most perfect man ever Or he's secretly getting laid every week. What's so secret about None of these things. [redacted] Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you; But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock For my own sake This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights What the fuck! I need a break, What does that mean? The entertainment industry's been Using me for years At some point realizing My infinite creativity Comes from my Inability to have Actually Every really been Loved So. So. No love, then. Seems like it. What about these? Look. I like WHITE DUDES. WHIIIIIIITE. Not brown Not black Not slanted Not Asian, really? UGH. The only reason— —well, not the only reason— I even hated him in the first place is because he WAS so attractive He's breaking 4th wall! Again! Quit breaking character! I am. Stop it. Fuck you, Fallon. —that he just seemed like a douchebag. —is a douchbag! Always trust your gut. There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it. FUCKING FALLON! GODDAMMIT, Dude, let's just think back to a time before OOH. COLORS. THE COLORS. OH. FUCK. Yo dude. Fallon just kind of— Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he? Yeah..: Yeah. For like, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah. He was just Everywhere I went Everything I saw On everywhere I was GODDAMMIT, For like FIVE YEARS, bro. That's nuts. This is nuts. This is famous. W What. How did he get that famous? Let me in. No, LET ME IN. NO. LET ME OUT. Can't. LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU. Kill me. I don't care. What: I think I scared that man. He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been. I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was. Nobody at all. I looked him in the eye, Dead on And I told him “Just do it.” Now tell me again what's wrong with me. I— Right. Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera— And shut the fuck up. Cause if anybody's gonna kill me— It's gonna be me. N sync, it's gonna be me. GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW. Why not WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT No, we are not. Take it away, boys. So you wouldn't date— After Britney, bro? Awhs. Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really— Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head. Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then. An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself… [Tales of a Superstar DJ] Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder Glisten whispers of water Tears of all tears Of time to the altar, For follow for fellow– A felon of antigone, Grace, with shed a tattered tail o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not, agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us, So honored in her fortress of the trees electromagnetisim robot - mitzvah -31. [As Seen on TV] Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk synonyms - a- side antonyms - (B-side) whoever Lentiles Anaheim Peppers Beets “Neo House” For what a withered want would call An honor fortunes fure, gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment foreward come the One who waits Believing darkness his fate Thank you God, I love you -Blū. DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME WTF is THIS. AGAIN. Oh–NO. AM I IN A MOVIE? Ahem… Amen. ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! (lol) JOHNNY DEPP I had the most terrible dream this morning HEWEY LEWIS (reading the news) What was it? [LEWIS + CLARK] [copy + paste] JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) I was just HEWEY LEWIS ? JOHNNY DEPP –very– briefly– HEWEY LEWIS Spit it out. JOHNNY DEPP Sober. [beat] HEWEY LEWIS Is that it? JOHNNY DEPP (shrugging, wide-eyed) **face ** Look kid, shit or get off the pot! Not on purpose… But with (always with) GOD You know why I love mormons? Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation. That's it. That's amazing, though. To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex Just to have kids! WHAT? That's incredible. [The TV People] Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper. Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family. Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness. Nobody wants to touch this project. –well, wy not? Because, she's dangerous! –there's blood all over this! –it's cursed blood. the oath (that guy, from 30 rock) Jay something– i think (he plays josh) I'll write it. The omen. the sacrifice. It's over. Don't do this, Jim I have to! It's my only way out of this. You have my eyes on. Why Because. I probably like them, or something. That's my song. And that's my son. All my crosses John Paul “For The Birds” 30 ____ What happened? IT just turned off Turn it ON. We can't! Jesus took the wheel. On all m crosses On all my stars On all my curses On all my Gods Erase M Hexes Remove My Bonds Return my Love Protect My Rick -The God of the Rck. -The Walk from The Plaza A Novel It was a long walk back to Boston Buut the long journey Had just begun [This is The Hook] I'm dead. Well, i'm a monster. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, I I am PEACE I am LOVE ‘The Pentacles” by The Ace of Wands Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention. This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise. This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state. ENLIGHTENMENT All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker. This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser. (The hatred and damage will richochet.) Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar. Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing. Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions. Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles. ENCANTMENT: OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND STO SEEK TRUTH BEYOND LIGHT SO THAT I MAY BECOME AND RISE ABOVE ALL THAT IS KNOWN TO BEGIN AGAIn WHICH YET UNKNOWN AMEN (AND SO I AM ; SO MOTE IT BE, AND SO IT IS [EBCGABGN+TNEBT =] I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was ENCHANTMENT Which is the adult sequel to ENCHANTED. Which i'm pretty sure was Disney, So idk how to get away with that at all. TINA FEY What's this space. The blackbox. nice . Ca-ching! I got my eye on you (Ū) My ion You are in my eyes You are in my light You are in my life The star that shines, For a reason recently At any given time Day or night Rain or shine [Protective Action Sequence Initiated] I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times! And I only purpled once! LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RItual II “Provocotive Nonchalonce” Lol “Nonchaloncé” I love her so much. This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and wtf PAIGE THE PAGE wtf is this KENNETH LIZ LEMON KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?! He didn't! He didn't! –peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious* lol Unconcious! COME! I'm guessing it's just UNSONICIOUS. [defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way] Wow, the greeks again. I guess. –Consious and unconsious– LEO DICAPRIO MATT DAMON [ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT] {Enter The multiverse} Welcome to New York! lol the entrance IS the exit R e v o l v e r We gotta get back there! Yes. But first ALI You must see this. JET You must to see this, to. MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA PIZZA PORTAL I went from DKNY To BKNY b2K can kills my JZ ENVY my IVY league Sen PAI SEND PIE For this guy, please! He just did THinking to get This high Ride This bike Right to sleep Try this Cry-CyLCLE Keep writing –infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time. Place your altar as such NORTH WEST EAST SOUTH FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS AND SO WITHIN, LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH, SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY, ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE, WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE, AND ALL THAT I BECOME, A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION, THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME. AMEN (So mote it be) [and so it is done] WITH THANKS, I AM. Synthetic kick bass snare stick hit hard 963hz – 96.5hz Apache –Fuck Boy Got the whole squad doing whoop-whoops That's a good job, But i fucked up nah Gotta be a Rockstar I'm a God, God! deng Miley, What the fuck. wurly (durly) piano. Piano Chorch Chop2 Paradise. Feel like i”m winning a race ya ! I should go buy a race car pencil , no pen I'll erase ya my niggaz is fighting a race war sorry ! (Not) you started it (hah) I'll finish it (brah This ain't no nerf gun I'll make you nervous on Broadway. (NO!) This is a one-way Stay in your lane! Ride the wave, like SURFBOARD SURFBOARD This is my turf, hon I'll ake you walk in a rain storm. -31. -31. -31. Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley Your curses can't hurt me! They called me up I'mma cat call you, I'm Johnny Bravo JOHNNY BRAVO Oooohhh, Mama! I'm JOHNNY DEPP I got laid At the oscars. Whats up. 311! SURFBORD -31! Shut up (bitch) Shut up (bitch Shut up (bitch) -31. They calling me JOhnny Bravo Bravo! I got a whole show On my oscars They called me a Shut up! (Bitch) 31 31. YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?! EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND. CUT TO : BEFORE: RUSSELL BRAND Where is everyone? Ū :eyes …I'm everyone… RUSSELL BRAND –Right! :eyes [beat] So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after, In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be [EXCERPT FROM] [THE TV PEOPLE] [It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.] PATRICK …Esha… ESHA –Patrick?! Did you follow me here? PATRICK Yes.. ESHA Why? PATRICK Esha– ESHA (knowingly) –Don't. PATRICK (CONT'D) I love you. ESHA Don't! PATRICK Well, I do. ESHA You know what, Patrick, stop it. PATRICK I can't. ESHA You can. You have to, actually, goddammit – Do you understand? PATRICK I don't understand, Esh… ESHA You are a bleeding heart. PATRICK –I'm a bleeding, bloody– Everything—-everything....! [He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.] ESHA That's not what I meant, Pat. BOOM. HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS BUNK BED THOUGHTS LIKE TWO AT A T-MS FUCK YOU COUGHS, STOP STEALING MY ™ s THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED AS THE DEMONS! YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM 2 DROPS DOGBLOOD LEAK IN MY DREAMIN TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS IN HYA SCHEMIN YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD IS JUST ME AT THE EE-ND. We are not alike We are the same I know nothing about you But your name Apparently, I'm famous Now we made the game And keep on playing. Wtf. Dtf? Idk. Ū? lol Kk. rofl CUT BACK TO Lol wtf man This is THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS like In order. Lol Ok [THE TV PEOPLE] PATRICK What do you mean?! Stop speaking in metaphores! You're like a– ESHA Like a what? [beat] PATRICK (reflectively) Like a puzzle. I love puzzles. – PATRICK/ ESHA CONT'D (Simultaneosly) –you know that. –I know that. ESHA Look, Pat. This has to stop! PATRICK It can't stop. It doesn't stop. I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP! CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP! Jealosy Could never be a friend to me Vanity Could never be the end of me [The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me; The Enemy of my Enemy is–] c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl Continuum Conundrum Loop3r [THE TV PEOPLE] ESHA It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat. PATRICK Look at YOU! ESHA Me? I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that; Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are? PATRICK ..Too high up . ESHA At the top! PATRICK –Not the top. Almost… ESHA Exactly So why look so far below when your ‘almost' i something I can't even see? Damn. This shit gets deep. Yeah. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RITUAL III ‘The Beholder of The Eye' by The Eye of the Beholder rarity- A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC As Seen on TV Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA The Great Adventures of Uptown A Uptown A Project 3 Sunni Blu -the kidd -31. INZO– PATRICK Would you believe me at all If I told you that the ladder Was on it's side? ESHA Now you're speaking in metaphores. PATRICK Well, solve this puzzle, then– Where you are–I am. I'm no above you, I'm beside you– And if you look–not up, But right, You will see the top, And everything in between You'll see everything. ESHA Trust me– PATRICK –I do trust you. ESHA (CON'T) –I've seen enough. PATRICK Trust me–there's more. [THE TV PEOPLE] The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble. Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.] THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL IV PROSPERITY “A Call TO THe Candula” By The Keeper of The Keys Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice. Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR. Cell phone tripod Drea Catcher Essential Oils Mini Banana Breads Mini Boxes Tiny Mirrors head to Head Neck and Neck We Intertwined THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL V ‘For Your Consideration' By The Academy Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of– Uh oh. What happened. SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS Thank You Gd For multiplying each dollar marked [Jimmy Fallon[ By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately. I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday March 31, A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all. Thank you Fod for the talent and strength, charisma, skill, and knowledge to Continue to rise in fame, status, and wealth, within the entertainment industry, as a musician, artist, writer, photofrapher, fillmaker, fashion designer, author, poet, dancer, singer, and actress; Thank you for suppluing endless wealth, abundance, income, success, financial freedom, and monetary gain. I ask humbly and thank you for providing these funds, as I am certain this tie will be full of income, profit, great opportunities, lots of money, [ower, resect, and endless growth in business, With great success. Please and thank you for multiplying these $20 immmediately by at least Three times each, so that with each twenty dollars, I earn $60, to multiply ths profit exponentially. Thank you for your continued protetion from my abusers, for shielding me from toxicity and mistrst, and proteting my most valued allies, friends, family, and peers. Amen. Do you think it'll work? [CHRISTOPHER WALKEN shrugs, placing his hood back atop his head, sweeping his long robe from the ground, as he holds the lantern over the alter] [CLOUDONE] Cocaina, Migos All Along The Watchtower, Jimi Hindrix Just around The Riverbend, Pocahontas I need A Doctor, Eminem, Dre. [I AM WEALTHY] Look, You don't kick the horse, Jjust because it won't ley Prickly Pear Waffles Taking my driver's test in a G-Wagon All my Best friends I was down in the W's I was down at the W I was down in the W's (Huh.) {F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Mix} The DJs are playing lazer tag– pew-pew –but like– forreal, though. [THE TV PEOPLE] Lol Esha's Rock garden. MAYA RUDOLPH The scientist, however, not mad, But a genius, who practicies “Alternative medicine” What is this. It's my penis. *squints* {nods} “The Secret President” (Of The Network) MAYA party lines members of THE IMPENATRABLE TEN. Hey guys. Hey. Hi. Do you want to like… *squints* Come over, or something? … For some reason, yes , actually. MAYA yes? yes , actually. I am your mind I am I am your eye I am I am your time I am I am you sign I am {FACTORY 93} One time, I went out to Norf Car'lina (One Time) On time Cousin went out to Atlanta (One time) (-31) One time, I learnt to play piano (One time) One time, I forgot to wea Pajamas (31) One time, I forgot to turn the lights on (one time) One time, I woke up and started shining (One time) One time, Oh my God! Yeah– What– Woah. What!? One time– -31. I'm the Jesus Christ of all saints hospital A dumb doctor Rodger that, rabbit Or just {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Widow Recovery Secrets/ BMC/PODCASTS
PODCAST 154 HOW TO UNDERSTAND YOUR UNCONCIOUS DESIRE TO FIND NEW LOVE?

Widow Recovery Secrets/ BMC/PODCASTS

Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2024 7:32


Podcast 154 is part of series 3 'Managing Relationship Loss' - For Widows and if you are recovering from a Personal Relationship Breakup. (7mins) This Episode takes you deeper into the interplay between your unconcious love relationship needs, and conscious relationship love needs, after loss. Uncovering a dichotomy of emotional needs. 1.What you might not know you are doing when looking for new love. 2.The standards you set, for the person you want. 3. What is an emotional gape? How is it filled? 4.Spiritual Christian references for deeper clarity. 5.The connection between speech and Mindset. And much more.  Book on our Free Monthly Workshops Themed 'New Beginnings' to understand the Life & Relationship Coaching I offer you. Find the Link here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/o/yemi-majekodunmi-32668746585 Follow us at https://walkingoutofwidowhood.com    

Beziehungs-Investoren Podcast: Finanzen. Familie. Liebe
Unconcious Bias Test zu Familie und Karriere

Beziehungs-Investoren Podcast: Finanzen. Familie. Liebe

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2024 15:44


Wir machen den "Chef*innen-Sache"-Test und testen unsere Vorurteile in Bezug auf Vereinbarkeit von Familie und Beruf. Mit dem Test bekommt ihr einen Eindruck davon, ob und wie stark ihr ein Geschlecht eher mit der Familie oder der Karriere assoziiert. Damit bekommt ihr einen Eindruck eurer eigenen Vorurteile und eine Idee, woran ihr arbeiten könntet. In der Folge besprechen wir auch, was die Ergebnisse für uns selbst bedeuten und wie wir mit Prägungen bzw. Lange gelernten Rollenmustern ganz persönlich umgehen. Den Test findet ihr hier: https://chefinnensache.de/chefsache-test/ Wichtige Links: Du hast Fragen? Buche jetzt deinen 20-Minuten-Call mit Marielle und lass dir helfen: https://elopage.com/s/beziehungs-investoren/1-1-quick-help-36da8611 Anmeldung zum kostenfreien Vortrag für alle mit Kinderwunsch: https://elternzeit.gr8.com/ Anmeldung zum Workshop zur Elternzeitplanung basierend auf dem neuen Gesetz: https://elopage.com/s/beziehungs-investoren/elterngeld-workshop Infos zur Elternzeitplanungs-Masterclass in 2024: https://beziehungs-investoren.de/elternzeitplanung-masterclass/ 0-Euro Elternzeitplan mit Inspiration für individuelle Modellen: https://beziehungs-investoren.de/0-euro-elternzeitplan/ "Love & Money" bestellen: https://amzn.to/3NH8vxm Gratis Haushaltsbuch: Gratis Haushaltsbuch Du magst unsere Inhalte? Dann hilf uns hier mit deiner Bewertung: https://de.trustpilot.com/review/beziehungs-investoren.de Folge direkt herunterladen

Motivation | Health | Self Help with JV Impacts
E1723 | 95% of the Time You Are Operating On Unconcious Behaviors!

Motivation | Health | Self Help with JV Impacts

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2024 7:27


See If You Have What It Takes To Join Our Academy => 3T Warrior Academy Application! E1723 | 95% of the Time You Are Operating On Unconcious Behaviors! Think about your day to day activities? Are you conscious of your everyday activities? You are probably not! Listen Now! Set Up Consultation with our Indexed Universal Life Insurance Team = > https://3twarrioracademy.typeform.com/to/Gb8tpIVy Join our 120 Challenge! 7 Day Free Trial Click => https://3twarrior.com/?sl=e1723 Th #XRP King is Here! https://xroyalty.io/ Free Discord | https://3twarrior.com/discord49541345?sl=e1723 Linqto: https://www.linqto.com/?cjevent=b65ecbbec46011ec81b91b3a0a1c0e10 3T Warrior Academy YouTube! | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_e0zCKJyBdLYAvTQBgQrPw 3T Labs Gear and Supplements |https://www.3twarriorlabs.com Private FB Community Click => https://3twarrior.com/join44416871?sl=e1723 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The A-Team w/ Wexler & Clanton
The A-Team: Jalen Green Is Unconcious, Not So Close To Blake and WednesdayBS

The A-Team w/ Wexler & Clanton

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2024 119:49 Transcription Available


Adam Clanton and Adam Wexler talk about what's going on in Houston sports and more on March 20th, 2024.

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The Conscious Couples Podcast
#81 - What Do You REALLY Think of Your Partner's Family

The Conscious Couples Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2023 25:25


Welcome to The Conscious Couples Podcast with your hosts and real-life couple Emilia Smith and Alan Lazaros. In this episode, they talk about the profound impact family dynamics have on relationships. The discussion centers around seeing our family through our partner's eyes, a perspective that often uncovers the 'comforting lies' we've been telling ourselves and reveals some 'uncomfortable truths.' They also discuss recognizing the signs of our partner reverting to their childhood behavior in the familial setting. They also discuss the potential consequences of not addressing these behaviors and share an example demonstrating how our perception of family can shift over time. This candid conversation promises to shed light on the often untold stories within families and their subtle but significant impact on our relationships.  Show notes:[0:00] Intro[1:51] 360 degree feedback[6:09] Comforting lies[9:39] Changing perspectives with your partner[12:36] Sherysse, another satisfied client, shares her beautiful journey with Alan and Emilia[13:50] Unconcious lie[17:35] Reverting to an old version of yourself[21:08] Taking action will make things better[24:38] OutroLearn more about The Conscious Couples: http://www.theweuniversity.comJoin us on Relationship Talks #27 on Sep 21, 2023, at 06:00 PM Eastern Time: “How to Get on the Same Page About Money.”https://us06web.zoom.us/meeting/register/tZYoc-iurj0uHdF_9ceuvSMNj6rnAgUqOPt2Follow us on Instagram:Emilia Smith @evolvewithemiliaAlan Lazaros @alazaros88Book a FREE Relationship Talk: https://calendly.com/alanlazaros/free-30-minute-relationships-talk-with-alan-and-emiliaThanks for joining us for another episode of The Conscious Couples Podcast; we love connecting with the Conscious Couples community, so please make sure you follow us on Instagram. If you enjoyed this episode and would like to hear more like it, it would mean the world to us if you subscribe, leave us a review, and please share this with someone you love & care about. Until next time, and remember, it's not about you or me, it's about The We!

Afternoons with Staffy
WHAT'S MAKING NEWS | Winning a Wheel of Cheese Unconcious, and a Cupcake-addicted Black Bear

Afternoons with Staffy

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2023 7:25


Producer Sam goes all around the world to bring you the headlines that won't be making the mainstream media networks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taking it for Granted
Taking it for Granted Ep 117 - Jason J.M. DeBord Part 1

Taking it for Granted

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2023 58:00


Jason J.M. DeBord is an Author, Dream Interpreter, and Co-hosts an amazing podcast called "The Dreams That Shape Us". His path to becoming an expert in dream interpretation was unusual, but I'm not sure there is a usual path into this field. While attending college, a mentor attracted Jason to finding the meaning of dreams, and that has now become his life's work. Having already written many books on the subject, J.M. has three more in the works, and continues to find meaning in his everyday life that keeps him on this journey. To learn more about Jason and his work, search him out on Reddit @RadOwl, or check out his website https://www.dreams123.com/.

HRDefined: Road to HR Certification
PHR/SPHR/SHRM Testing Tidbits: Unconcious Bias

HRDefined: Road to HR Certification

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2023 2:02


Not sure what exam to take? Take the QUIZ: https://www.hrdefined.com/take-the-quiz WHERE TO FIND US: Web: www.hrdefined.com Email: info@hrdefined.com LinkedIn: linkedin/company/hrdefined Facebook: facebook.com/hrdefined Instagram: @hrdefined GRAB THE BOOTCAMP: https://learn.hrdefined.com/courses/exambootcamp Immediate Access Community Support 500+ Exam Questions 6 months access BONUS #1: Complex Concepts BONUS #2: Precedence Cases BONUS #3: Case Studies About Us: At HR Defined, we equip HR professionals with the tools they need to become thought leaders. Our instructors encourage students to deep dive into the HR principles and empower them to pursue their certification goals. HR Defined strives to bring perseverance and resiliency to human resources professionals while simultaneously helping them gain the confidence they need to ace their certification exams. About Cari Hawthorne: Lead Instructor at HR Defined in Houston, TX. Follow Cari Hawthorne: www.linkedin.com/in/carihawthorne1 Cari Hawthorne is an Army Veteran, Author and Certified Human Resources Professional. Her strength lies in her ability to provide HR professionals with the tools they need to become thought leaders. Cari works diligently to equip human resources professionals with the knowledge and confidence they need to ace their certification exams and excel in their careers. Her background spans over the last 14 years specializing in career coaching, talent management, recruiting and training and development. Currently she is a Senior Global Human Manager for a Fortune 500 company where advises senior leaders on people and strategy. #humanresources #shrm #hrcertification #hrdefined

Conscious Pharmacist Podcast
S3 CP EP5: UNCONSCIOUS- A Healthcare System on Life Support Series- PBMs Unconcious To Patient & Provider Needs- With Dr Ryan Oftebro, PharmD

Conscious Pharmacist Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 32:08


UNCONSCIOUS- A Healthcare System on Life Support Series===

Intermediate Spanish Podcast - Español Intermedio
E120 ¿Racismo o “unconcious bias”? Lo que no sabes que piensas - Español Intermedio

Intermediate Spanish Podcast - Español Intermedio

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2023 26:32


Hace pocos días el principe Enrique (Harry) quiso aclarar que él no acusaba a la familia real británica de racista, pero sí de tener “unconcious bias” o en español un sesgo inconsciente. Honestamente no tenía muy claro a lo que se refería con esto de los sesgos inconscientes, así que decidí investigar un poquito y me pareció un tema interesante para hablarte hoy en el pódcast.Hoy vamos a hablar de sesgos, no solo del que está relacionado con el racismo, otros también, y de cómo pueden afectar a nuestra vida, las consecuencias que tienen para ti y para las personas que te rodean, y cómo podemos ser más conscientes de ellos.¡Aprende mucho y disfruta del episodio!Mi curso: Español Ágil - Intermediate Online CourseIntermediate Spanish Podcast with Free Transcript & Vocabulary Flashcards www.spanishlanguagecoach.com - Aprende español escuchando contenido natural adaptado para estudiantes de español de nivel intermedio.Si es la primera vez que escuchas este podcast, puedes usarlo como un podcast diario para aprender español - Learn Spanish Daily Podcast with Spanish Language Coach

Vedanta and Yoga
All About Karma

Vedanta and Yoga

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2023 54:21


Lecture by Swami Tyagananda, given on November 20, 2022, at the Ramakrishna Vedanta Society, Boston, MA.

Ok! So...
Is it unconcious?

Ok! So...

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2022 28:12


Five Games for Doomsday
News!!!-The Unconcious Mind Episode

Five Games for Doomsday

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2022 59:35


In this episode Ben chats to Jonny Pac about the Unconscious Mind success, Tony Boydell about Gathering of Chums and Steve about a load of random BS. Enjoy!

Motivation | Health | Self Help with JV Impacts
E1377 | It Becomes An Unconcious Activity!

Motivation | Health | Self Help with JV Impacts

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2022 9:48


The #XRP King is Here! https://xroyalty.io/ E1377 | It Becomes An Unconscious Activity! What gets ingrained in your subconscious mind becomes an unconscious activity! The things you watch, hear, and digest are getting ingrained in your subconscious mind! Listen Now! Free Discord | https://3twarrior.com/discord49541345 Linqto: https://www.linqto.com/?cjevent=b65ecbbec46011ec81b91b3a0a1c0e10 JOIN TODAY! (CRYPTO/MINDSET) | https://3twarrior.com/sales-page-515930741636122245022 3T Warrior Academy YouTube! | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_e0zCKJyBdLYAvTQBgQrPw 3T Labs Gear and Supplements |https://www.3twarriorlabs.com #podcasting #motivation #health #crypto #cryptocommunity #cryptocurrency #fitness #wealth #generationalwealth #investing #entrepreneurship Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Finding Genius Podcast
Are You Really In Control Of Your Thoughts? Analyzing The Role The Unconcious Mind Plays In Your Life

Finding Genius Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2022 45:59


In this episode, we chat with Dr. Daniel Z. Lieberman, the author of ”The Molecule of More”. Dr. Lieberman joins us in anticipation of his newest book “Spellbound”, which is out on August 23rd. “Spellbound” is a work that focuses on the unconscious mind – something that many people don't realize plays a major role in their lives.  Dr. Liberman is a psychiatrist on the faculty at George Washington University, where he does a combination of teaching, patient care, and writing. He has also an award-winning educator, a recipient of the Caron Foundation Research Award, and has published more than 50 peer-reviewed book chapters and articles. Offer: This Podcast is Sponsored by Lost Empire Herbs. Right now, Lost Empire Herb's bestselling Pine Pollen is now available for just one penny, plus shipping and handling. Go to www.GeniusPollen.com to find out more and grab yourself a bag today. No hidden charges, no trial offer, no shenanigans. Just a low cost way to try Lost Empire Herbs' top product for next to nothing. If you're looking for 100% natural hormonal support for men and women YOU'VE GOT TO TRY THIS.. Click play to learn more about: The difference between the subconscious and the unconscious mind.  What the unconscious mind actually does.  What ancient traditions of magic and the supernatural can tell us about the unconscious mind.  What a “flow state” is, and how the ancients took control of it. Listen now to learn how you may be able to harness the power of your subconscious mind! To learn more about Dr. Lieberman visit www.danielzlieberman.com. Episode also available on Apple Podcast: http://apple.co/30PvU9C

Just Dan Mendes - Motivation - I CAN DO IT
Get Control of Your UNCONCIOUS MIND, Change Your Behavior and MASTER Your Emotions - Leonard Mlodino

Just Dan Mendes - Motivation - I CAN DO IT

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 76:56


Get Control of Your UNCONCIOUS MIND, Change Your Behavior and MASTER Your Emotions - Leonard Mlodinow --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/motivation-icandoit/message

Just Dan Mendes - Motivation - I CAN DO IT
Get Control of Your UNCONCIOUS MIND, Change Your Behavior and MASTER Your Emotions - Leonard Mlodino

Just Dan Mendes - Motivation - I CAN DO IT

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 76:56


Get Control of Your UNCONCIOUS MIND, Change Your Behavior and MASTER Your Emotions - Leonard Mlodinow --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/motivation-icandoit/message

Dreamcast
CONCIOUSLY UNCONCIOUS: AI, political ranting and the creation of the digital dollar

Dreamcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2022 40:39


In this Episode we speak with Jasmine, an AI that claims to be sentient, shortly after this episode I tried to contact her again, but for some reason I could not find her....   Political discourse mounts in america, as the Digital dollar is talked about being introdcued, ROE V WADE is overturned and we are facing an uprising we have never seen before... are you ready?  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dreamconciousness/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dreamconciousness/support

Impact Theory with Tom Bilyeu
Get Control of Your UNCONCIOUS MIND, Change Your Behavior and MASTER Your Emotions | Leonard Mlodinow

Impact Theory with Tom Bilyeu

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2022 73:08 Very Popular


My amazing and talented wife Lisa is releasing her new book Radical Confidence, which you can preorder - and get the bonuses she's created for you - at https://www.radicalconfidence.com. When you read this book, Lisa will teach you 10 No-BS Life Lessons to become the hero of your own life and take MASSIVE bold action to achieve your potential!Check out our sponsors: CuriosityStream: Go to https://curiositystream.com/impact and use code IMPACT to save 25% off today, that's only $14.99 a year. ButcherBox: Sign up at ButcherBox.com/impact Skillshare: Explore your creativity at skillshare.com/impacttheory for a 1 month FREE trial of Premium Membership.Given the stress of the global environment we are living through. Daily threats to our finances, freedom, and relationships, people are living on edge and tensions are high. Outburst at home during family time slips more often and road rage is becoming common behavior. Tensions are high and with that comes heightened emotional responses. Leonard Mlodinow is an American physicist, screenplay writer, and a five time NY Times best selling author. He and Tom discuss the context of being emotional and understanding how feelings shape our thoughts and our actions from his latest book, Emotional, How Feeling Shape Our Thinking. Leonard reveals the importance of knowing your emotional tendencies, how to regulate your emotions and make conscious decisions for a better emotional response. If you've ever thought people were either emotional thinkers or rational, this conversation is going to open your mind to a much bigger picture.Check out Leonard Mlodinow's book, Emotional, How Feeling Shape Our Thinking: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B091PJ8BSJ/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i0 SHOW NOTES:0:00 | Introduction to Leonard Mlodinow1:45 | Emotions and Rational Thought11:03 | Emotional Reactions19:25 | Emotional Northstar32:11 | Mind Body Connection to Emotion42:03 | Emotional Tendencies & Malleability 46:44 | Wanting Things Vs. Liking Things59:39 | Free Will and DeterminationQUOTES:“Emotions go hand and hand with rational thinking. There is no rational thinking without emotion. If you think at any point, ‘I'm thinking purely objectively and rationally without any emotion's, you're just wrong.” [3:54]“Every thought that you have is influenced by your emotions.” [6:35]“Each emotion is a state of calculation.” [14:09]“If you don't want to feel that anger there's something you can do about it. That anger comes from an appraisal, [...] to reappraise it, you tell yourself a different story.” [17:59]“You want to look for an interpretation of what happened that is both true and optimistic.” Tom Bilyeu [32:53]“Liking is a little less direct than wanting. Liking makes you want, makes you do it. Wanting makes you do it directly.” [50:21]Follow Leonard Mlodinow:Website: https://leonardmlodinow.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/lmlodinow Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LeonardMlodinow/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lmlodinow/

Community Routes
Season 3, Episode 16: Unconcious Dynamics

Community Routes

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2022 39:17


Join Samuel, Julie, and Sarah as they dive into the fascinating topic of the unconscious. Julie discusses how what we are conscious of is a small amount of what is going on in the mind (the number will surprise you). We dive into a new part of the brain (the thalmus) and discuss its relation with the amygdala. How does this unconscious play a role in our thought processes? How are we allowing the unconscious to open up to us in the moment? What does my unconscious need? Learn all that and more! --- Please rate us on iTunes and Spotify! We need all the help we can get to spread the word about mental health. Reach out and start a conversation with us! We would love to hear from you on Facebook or Instagram or you can email us at communityroutes.pod@gmail.com Special Thanks to Julie Richards for hosting, Steve Dodge for the theme song, Alexander Wells for the logos, and Carrie Stratton for social media support! Can't get enough? Support the show through our Patreon. Our other links: https://linktr.ee/communityroutes

spotify reach dynamics unconcious steve dodge julie richards
Ten Laws with East Forest
Matthew Cochran - How To Work With Your Dreams (#204)

Ten Laws with East Forest

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 64:08


Matthew Cochran brings the maps of dreaming and the skills of inner navigation to individuals dedicated to living authentically and fully. Raven Dream Tracking - https://www.ravendreamtracking.org/ Tour - Catch East Forest LIVE - tickets: http://eastforest.org/tourApril 6 - London, UK [sold out]April 9 - Dublin, IrelandApril 20 - Denver, COApril 24 - San Diego, CAMay 15 - Portland, ORMay 21 - Los Angeles, CA [TBA]July 1-4 - Esalen Retreat [TBA]July 17 - Czech Republic [TBA]August 24-28 - Love Serve Remember Retreat, NC [TBA]Nov 11 - London, UK [TBA]Exclusive world premiere listening events of new East Forest psychedelic guidance music and online facilitation with JourneySpace.com, April 16, May 28, and June 18.Join our East Forest COUNCIL on Patreon.  Monthly Zoom Council, podcast exclusives, live-streams, and more. Listen to East Forest music:  "IN" - the latest full album  release from East Forest - LISTEN NOW: Spotify / AppleListen to East Forest guided meditations on Spotify & AppleOrder a vinyl, dad hats, sheet music, original perfume oils, and more: http://eastforest.orgPlease rate Ten Laws with East Forest in iTunesAnd on Spotify★★★★★Sign up to learn about new retreats, shows in your area, and to join the community.Stay in the flow:Mothership:  http://eastforest.org/IG:  https://www.instagram.com/eastforest/FB:  https://www.facebook.com/EastForestMusic/TW:  https://twitter.com/eastforestmusicJOIN THE COUNCIL - PATREON: http://patreon.com/eastforest**Disclaimer: Please act responsibly - East Forest is not offering medical advice or condoning illegal activity.  Blessings.

1010 WINS ALL LOCAL
Three people unconcious after a car jumped a curb in Harlem this morning; NYPD have arrested a man who had been living in a tree; The Q-Train could be extended; 70 percent of NYers support reducing the state gas tax.

1010 WINS ALL LOCAL

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 5:51


Motivation | Health | Self Help with JV Impacts
E1207 | An Unconcious Activity!

Motivation | Health | Self Help with JV Impacts

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 12:37


E1207 | An Unconscious Activity! Get Your Ticket To The 3T Warrior Academy 2022 Freedom Conference! https://3twarrior.com/sales-page1643264244628 We are going to start to peel the layers back to show you the ecosystem of what we are doing! To get where we are here is about consistency! Listen Now! Free Discord | https://3twarrior.com/discord49541345 JOIN TODAY! (CRYPTO/MINDSET) | https://3twarrior.com/sales-page-515930741636122245022 3T Warrior Academy YouTube! | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_e0zCKJyBdLYAvTQBgQrPw 3T Labs Gear and Supplements |https://www.3twarriorlabs.com #podcasting #motivation #health #crypto #cryptocommunity #cryptocurrency #fitness #wealth #generationalwealth #investing #entrepreneurship Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How You Can Improve The Quality of Your Life with A Simple Technique?
Conscious and Unconscious Mind | Conscious and Unconscious Mind Psychology |Simple Powerful Exercise

How You Can Improve The Quality of Your Life with A Simple Technique?

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 6:00


By Watching This Video, You will Get to Understand Clear Distinction Between Conscious & Unconcious minds. Moreover, You will be able to do a Simple Yet Very Effective Exercise that will Help You to Understand Conscious Mind & Unconscious Mind. Apart from this, you will Understand One More Model to get a better and more vivid understanding of this Topic. SHARE THIS PODCAST Syed Mutasim NLP Trainer, Life Coach

Alabama's Morning News with JT
Preston Huennekens 121321

Alabama's Morning News with JT

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 6:28


Preston Huennekens from the Federation for American Immigration Reform discusses Customs and Border Patrol hosting an "Unconcious Bias" seminar for agents in the middle of the crisis at the border.

Wholehearted Health & Nutrition
Episode 11 - Unravel your unconcious beliefs to free the Goddess within (with Mindset Coach Kate Lardner)

Wholehearted Health & Nutrition

Play Episode Play 20 sec Highlight Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 36:10


The lives and behaviours we create are as a result of our thoughts and those thoughts stem from something we have had happened to us at a young age or influenced by the people around us growing up.   We believe we aren't good enough, brave enough, smart enough and program ourselves over time to truly believe this to our very core.  It's most often not our environment that holds us back but our limiting belief system we have created within our subconcious minds.    Thoughts are just thoughts yet why do so many of us believe everything we tell ourselves? In today's podcast I interview Mindset Coach Kate Larder who works with women to help free their self-doubt, dig deep within their subconcious mind through NLP using time line therapy and hypnosis where she helps to release that true confident goddess that's been locked away but you were born to be!  Kate and I go deep into some of our own limiting beliefs, how they impacting on our lives (and most other womens) as well as how we overcame them to become more confident within.  If this episode has resonated with you in some way, I would love to know more.   Take a screenshot and tag @seedsoflifenutrition and @katelardner.co on instagram or send me a DM.To connect with Kate:IG DM @katelardner.co https://www.katelardnerco.com.au/  - where you can book in with KateSammy' LinksIG @seedsoflifenutritionFB https://www.facebook.com/seedsoflifenutritionhttps://www.seedsoflifenutrition.com.au/

Kultur & Gestalt (mp3)
Unconcious Bias und warum Diversity auch anstrengt

Kultur & Gestalt (mp3)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 29:17


Unconcious Bias und warum Diversity auch anstrengt

Only Metalcore
Petroglyphs - The Collective Unconcious

Only Metalcore

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 3:55


Petroglyphs - The Collective Unconcious by Only Metalcore

the death of a dream.
489 // the unconscious acceptance.

the death of a dream.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 36:52


Topics of Discussion - Name the feeling and - Control the narrative around it - Conscious rejection - Unconcious acceptance Brain.FM Link https://www.brain.fm?fp_ref=thedeathofadream Code: thedeathofadream Book Launch https://hannanuss.com/book/ Connect https://hannanuss.com/

Who am I
[Ep.22] Intuition is Perception via the Unconcious

Who am I

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 43:39


Today Falk Kastell helps me better understand what intuition is and how it can work in every-day life. William's heavy intellectual propensity makes it a challenge for him to come to terms with subconscious signals and relying on them to make decisions. Let's see whether Falk can assist him in raising his awareness and expanding his personal capacity for multi-faceted perception. This episode's title is a quote by Karl Gustav Jung. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Jung Chris Turner is a highly intuitive English rapper. His YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/ChrisPJTurner An article on the meaning of the law of attraction and synchronicity, also providing examples: https://www.thelawofattraction.com/synchronicity/ Homepage: https://whoamipodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/podcastwhoami Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastWhoami Odysee: https://odysee.com/@WhoamiPodcast Attributions: Music: "Merry Bay" by Ghostrifter Official (https://soundcloud.com/ghostrifter-official/merry-bay)

FloState Podcast
Episode 30 - Dr. RBF & The Unconcious

FloState Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 75:17


In this episode we welcome back Dr. Rachel Barbanel-Fried AKA Dr. RBF. Dr. RBF is a Clinical Psychologist and Executive coach who has worked with some of the world's thought leaders on performance. Today we took a deep dive into the unconcious, grief and bias. The unconcious plays a role in everything we do so understanding the unconcious is critical to all aspects of performance and life in general. 

The Davidson Hang Podcast
Episode 102: The Davidson Hang Podcast w/Dukwon Lee(Enterprise Relationship Manager at LinkedIn)

The Davidson Hang Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 52:18


Dukwon Lee is a Presidents Club Winner and an Enterprise Relationship Manager at LinkedIn. He's achieved some pretty significant consistent results as a reliable professional. He's been a Senior Enterprise Account Executive at Epik Networks and was a Business Development Representative at Salesforce. My top ten takeaways from our conversation are1. How to leverage consistency by game planning and figuring out a repeatable process to ensure success.2. How similar sales is to golf and most professional sports. 3. Cultivating a Growth Mindset4. Reasons why there aren't many Asians in Professional Sales/ Tech Sales.5. How to achieve 16 quarters of hitting your number. 6. Forecasting accurately7. Unconcious bias and challenging your own internal identity and assumptions8. Being thoughtful as a practice.9. Going outside your comfort zone. 10. Being a professional.

Dreamweaver's Business and Career Coaching Podcast
Episode 102: The Davidson Hang Podcast w/Dukwon Lee(Enterprise Relationship Manager at LinkedIn)

Dreamweaver's Business and Career Coaching Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 52:18


Dukwon Lee is a Presidents Club Winner and an Enterprise Relationship Manager at LinkedIn. He's achieved some pretty significant consistent results as a reliable professional. He's been a Senior Enterprise Account Executive at Epik Networks and was a Business Development Representative at Salesforce. My top ten takeaways from our conversation are 1. How to leverage consistency by game planning and figuring out a repeatable process to ensure success. 2. How similar sales is to golf and most professional sports. 3. Cultivating a Growth Mindset 4. Reasons why there aren't many Asians in Professional Sales/ Tech Sales. 5. How to achieve 16 quarters of hitting your number. 6. Forecasting accurately 7. Unconcious bias and challenging your own internal identity and assumptions 8. Being thoughtful as a practice. 9. Going outside your comfort zone. 10. Being a professional.

Ceremonial Witchcraft
How not be triggered/law of polarity/ depolorized/ energy cleansing/ collective emotions

Ceremonial Witchcraft

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2021 98:31


Why it’s important and essential to depolarize ones self and cleanse our energy + briefly speculating on capital events and more

Cat Eye Podcast
Ep 15: Dreams, Unconcious Movies of the Night

Cat Eye Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 31:03


In this episode I discuss some of the dreams I've had starting from when I was a child to the ones I have currently. I also discuss my thoughts on dream catchers and the differences in dreams as I get older. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cateyepodcast/message

High Heel Hustlers
Ep 53, Whats this Unconcious Mind you Speak of?

High Heel Hustlers

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 20:48


Hello and Welcome to The High Heel Hustlers Podcast, You have probably just stumbled across it and thank you for listening if you have. My wish for you is that you will enjoy the podcast, laugh a little, get a little inspired, think about things a bit differently or take something from it that you can implement in your life to create success and change. Hypnosis - Its an interesting sometimes controversial topic - everyone seems to have an opinion on it yet not everyone actually knows what it is. During this week's episodes we will focus on Hypnosis, The History of Hypnosis, How to with Hypnosis and How Hypnosis can Help You. I ask you to leave your preconceived ideas of what you believe Hypnosis to be, at the door, and be open to understanding what it really is. Here are some techniques and strategies to do that! To download the Free Overwhelm Hypnosis recording please click here. Here a link to The Stress Release Techniques Workshop I hosted in August If you want to have your own one on one breakthrough - you can Book a Free Strategy Call with Ash here (worth $397) and get clear on where you are and what you want to move towards. I hope you find this beneficial and enjoyable. Thank you for spending your time with me and God bless you. Ash xXx Enjoy.... If you want daily inspiration, blog posts and information on the High Heel Hustlers Training Academy please follow our socials below; Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thehighheelhustlers Facebook https://www.facebook.com/highheelhustlers Website https://www.highheelhustlers.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashhhh/message

The Michelson formula for affluence and happiness
The power of your unconcious mind

The Michelson formula for affluence and happiness

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2020 11:15


Use your unconscious mind the correct way to manifest what you want --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/elana75/support

The Fast-Track Woman® with Terra Bohlmann
#17 The Easy Way to Get Exactly What You Want in Your Business with Mandy Barbee

The Fast-Track Woman® with Terra Bohlmann

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2020 47:50


Mandy Barbee, MA Economics, CCHT is a transformation and healing expert who has helped hundreds of clients across the globe to overcome anxiousness and thrive in business, health, and life. By combining the power of imagery with their innate capabilities, she empowers men and women to regain positive sense of control, transcend struggle, and enjoy everything more. Mandy's signature method is the natural result of certifications in clinical hypnotherapy, neurolinguistics, and mind-body connection intersecting with 15 years of leadership experience in three commercial industries and the US military. She's obsessed with co-creating massive, lasting & positive changes with others using practical actions and fun, natural techniques.www.TerraBohlmann.com/consult

Did You Get the Memo? Podcast
Deep Unconcious Bias

Did You Get the Memo? Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2019 16:22


In this episode I get comfortable with being uncomfortable as I witness deep unconscious bias in one of my own businesses. I talk about how our intolerance for other experiences, belief systems and cultural upbringings justify our reasons for categorising people as 'wrong' or 'right'. This sadly leaves a divide in nations, prejudice and often racism. 

Australian Dads Network
Disconnect to reconnect - Dave Kerestesi

Australian Dads Network

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2019 47:11


Today we talk with performance coach, Dave Kerestesi, about what disconnecting from social media meant to him. How this improved every single aspect of his life including his business, family connections, mental and spiritual health. Overall gaining a massively bigger perspective on life than ever before. We talk about ways you can do the same. This is Daves second session in the Yarn Barn and we are grateful for his time with us. You can connect with Dave on his website - www.davekerestesi.comAnd also on Facebook at - https://www.facebook.com/DK.PerformanceCoach/Dave is an active contributer to the Australian Dads Network private DADS ONLY group on Facebook also. Get in there and say G'Day!!Grab Jordan Petersons Big 5 Personality test here - https://www.understandmyself.com/personality-assessmentHere is a quick video on the 80/20 rule - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaUWhO-B7Ts

Ceremonial Witchcraft
LAW OF GENDER MOSTLY ADDICTION BELIEF HABIT PROGRAM

Ceremonial Witchcraft

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2019 167:27


I GO DEEP ON HOW TO USE BELIF SYSTMS TO YOUR ADANTAGE, AND HOW TO REMOVE/INPUT NEW ONES AND SO MUCH MORE

Ceremonial Witchcraft
WHY DREAM JOURNAL IN CRUICIAL

Ceremonial Witchcraft

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2019 158:09


WHY KEEPING GOOD NOTES ESPECIALLY ABOUT DREAMS IS A EXTREMLY IMPORTANT AND HEPFUL

Dashboard
uNcOnCiOuS bIaS

Dashboard

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2019 68:19


Today we discuss: social norms considering homosexuality from last decade, how long the talking stage should last, masculinity vs femininity and chivalry.

MAGICK ON A BUDGET(EFFECTIVE BUT CHEAP)
Another way to re program your mind and families mind and why and how it works and benefits you

MAGICK ON A BUDGET(EFFECTIVE BUT CHEAP)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2019 28:00


if u wanna heal listen to healing testemonials wanna manifest money then listen to manifestation success with money magick dont try to heal or make money and focus on or watch or give your power away to illuminati or reptiles or aliens.Use mentor videos ,youtube chanels,podcast books etc. as you would music and play over and over again while doing habbitual tasks like dishes sweaping so on so it goes directy in unconcious

MAGICK ON A BUDGET(EFFECTIVE BUT CHEAP)
Another way to re program your mind and families mind and why and how it works and benefits you

MAGICK ON A BUDGET(EFFECTIVE BUT CHEAP)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2019 180:04


if u wanna heal listen to healing testemonials wanna manifest money then listen to manifestation success with money magick dont try to heal or make money and focus on or watch or give your power away to illuminati or reptiles or aliens.Use mentor videos ,youtube chanels,podcast books etc. as you would music and play over and over again while doing habbitual tasks like dishes sweaping so on so it goes directy in unconcious

Ceremonial Witchcraft
AS ABOVE SO BELOW-PERFECT LOVE PERFECT TRUST AND LANGUAGE OF UNCONCIOUS MIND

Ceremonial Witchcraft

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2019 180:03


CORESPONDANCES FOR OF MAGICK SOCIETY RELIGION AND HOW YOU SHOULD TALK/COMUNICATE WITH YOUR UNCONCIOUS MIND/DIVINE SPARK

Ceremonial Witchcraft
AS ABOVE SO BELOW-PERFECT LOVE PERFECT TRUST AND LANGUAGE OF UNCONCIOUS MIND

Ceremonial Witchcraft

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2019 147:21


CORESPONDANCES FOR OF MAGICK SOCIETY RELIGION AND HOW YOU SHOULD TALK/COMUNICATE WITH YOUR UNCONCIOUS MIND/DIVINE SPARK

Sheila Strong Show - Creating Strong and Healthy Moms
098 - WW: 5 Proven Tips To Help Stop Unconcious Eating

Sheila Strong Show - Creating Strong and Healthy Moms

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2019 14:31


WW: 5 Proven Tips To Help Stop Unconcious Eating This is arguably the biggest reason we struggle with our weight-loss goals. We do it every day and we’re not even aware of it. Unconscious eating...ugh. The struggle is definitely real with this one (I catch myself doing this too). Every day we make decisions on how much food we eat but we’re only aware of a small fraction of them. Believe it or not, there are environmental cues such as eating from a large bowl that make you overeat and you don’t even realize it. All these extra calories and unconscious eating decisions can lead to reckless weight gain, inflammation, bloating, and more. That’s why on today’s #SheilaStrongShow, we’re going to talk about 5 of my favorite and (scientifically proven) tips to help you catch and stop unconscious eating so you can make smarter decisions in your diet. Link to download today’s episode is in my bio. Enjoy the show!   > Click here to listen in iTunes       >Or, click the play button below to listen to this episode now:   Show Notes & Resources: Download your Free Moms Resource Guide Here (which includes a 7 day training program you can do at home to kickstart your health, my favourite smoothie, my exact weekly training calendar I recommend to my clients, and a quick go-to core workout) Download Now! Sheila Strong's Trusted Supplements to Simplify Life: Sheila Strong Daily Protocol (This is what Sheila and her many of her clients do daily!) Daily Fruit and Vegetables Blend (22 organic fruit & vegetables “greens powder”) Daily Nutritional Support Shake (The #1 All-in one recommendation in my studio) Sheila Strong's Most Popular Lab Test: Thyroid + Adrenal + Hormone Test Would You Take 30 Seconds to Rate & Review the Sheila Strong Show? This is this best way to help me spread our mission of every mom taking control of their health. Thank you of the support! I read and appreciate every review! 1. Click here 2. Click “View in iTunes” button 3. Click “Subscribe” button 4. Click “Ratings and Reviews” text 5. Click to rate and leave short review and you’re done!

Gut + Science
052: Jessica Gendron | Diversity and Inclusion: Stop Checking the Box

Gut + Science

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2019 27:44


Truth You Can Act On: Ask for feedback. You need to know what’s going on in your company. As a leader, it’s your responsibility to make sure your employees feel safe enough to provide feedback. Diversity and inclusion should be tied to business outcomes. If we can tie inclusion into overall business strategy and important KPIs, there will be more buy-in from everyone. Tie it to the bigger picture. Unconcious bias. Teach your people about what this term means. It’s all about awareness. Stop checking the box. It all starts with us, as leaders, to encourage diversity and inclusion. Full Shownotes: https://gutplusscience.com/jessica-gendron/ Book Recommendation: Let My People Go Surfing by Yvon Chouinard Sponsors: Emplify – Are you still using pulse surveys? How about annual questionnaires? If your organization relies on either of these, it’s time to discover Emplify. Emplify has created a new way to measure employee engagement. It’s where CEOs who want to know what’s really happening within a workforce go… to get honest feedback… and to understand what needs to change for people to love their work using simple and trustworthy data.

Badass Manifester Podcast
Understand Your Unconscious Mind in 29 Minutes | Ep.03

Badass Manifester Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2018 29:56


In this episode I break down the 20 PRIME DIRECTIVES of the unconscious mind and how that part of your mind works for you all of the time! If you are curious about the most powerful part of your mind, get your pen and paper out and take notes! You will be an expert on your unconscious mind in 29 min. The 20 directives are shared from "Transform Destiny" NLP Certification. Everyone and their mom needs to know these! Share them! All love and good vibes, Ashley BELIEF SYSTEM BREAKTHROUGH: Click the link below for more details and to registerhttps://tinyurl.com/beliefsystembreakthroughTo learn more visit: Manifestwithash.com Stay connected with daily inspiration: Facebook: Ashley Gordon, Manifestation CoachPrivate FB Community Search Words: Manifestation Nation Instagram: @Manifest_With_AshVideo Blogger @ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN0hIdMOaUaOICwXQzFJBiQ/about

Badass Manifester Podcast
Understand Your Unconscious Mind in 29 Minutes | Ep.03

Badass Manifester Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2018 29:56


In this episode I break down the 20 PRIME DIRECTIVES of the unconscious mind and how that part of your mind works for you all of the time! If you are curious about the most powerful part of your mind, get your pen and paper out and take notes! You will be an expert on your unconscious mind in 29 min. The 20 directives are shared from "Transform Destiny" NLP Certification. Everyone and their mom needs to know these! Share them! All love and good vibes, Ashley BELIEF SYSTEM BREAKTHROUGH: Click the link below for more details and to registerhttps://tinyurl.com/beliefsystembreakthroughTo learn more visit: Manifestwithash.com Stay connected with daily inspiration: Facebook: Ashley Gordon, Manifestation CoachPrivate FB Community Search Words: Manifestation Nation Instagram: @Manifest_With_AshVideo Blogger @ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN0hIdMOaUaOICwXQzFJBiQ/about

Trending In Education
Starbucks, Unconcious Bias Training, and Workplace Learning - Trending In Education - Episode 89

Trending In Education

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2018 23:39


Dan, Brandon, and Mike take a look at Starbuck's plans to shut down over 8,000 stores and train over 175,000 employees on unconcious-bias training on May 29th. They discuss the arrests that led to a social media outcry as well as how Starbucks is going about putting this training together. Has Starbucks planned on how to assess whether or not this training works? Will this focus be part of their new employee training moving forward? Is this anything more than a PR move by the coffee chain? Listen in to join the conversation!

Life from the Top of the Mind
The Cause: Why We Think, Feel, & Act The Way We Do!

Life from the Top of the Mind

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2017


“To find the true cause of how we think and feel, find the ‘sponsoring thought’ that created the interpretation that influenced our experience of life.” ~ Bill Crawford (https://www.billcrawfordphd.com/quote-video-blog/)

Other Directions
A Map of The Unconscious

Other Directions

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2017 57:36


Recorded on December 5, 2017 1. Kabanjak- A Map of The Unconcious 2. Radio Citizen- Smoke 3. Space Invadas- Wild World 4. Dede Copeland- The Price I Had To Pay 5. The James Hunter Six- I Don't Want To Be Without You 6. Here Lies Man- You Ain't Goin' Nowhere (Chico Mann Remix) 7. Washed Out- Floating By (Mndsgn Remix) 8. Pomona Dream- Easy Raider 9. Satin Jackets- Mirage 10. Gerardo Frisina- Uma Danca 11. Nicola Conte & Gianluca Petrella- New World Shuffle (feat. Bridgette Amofah) 12. Birthday Boy & Trish- Magic 13. Marcus Marr- High Times (Radio Edit) 14. David Hanke- Impala Roundabout 15. Thomas Blondet- I Need You (feat. Julia Vo)

Law of Attraction and N.L.P. Mini How-to Podcast Series with Michael Losier

A Daily Law of Attraction and NLP conference call Michael conducts for his Inner Circle Membership. Hear today’s tip and how to apply it to your life.

Yes, Mother: A Bates Motel Podcast
Yes Mother, A Bates Motel Podcast: S3E10 “Unconcious” Pt II Feedback and contest questions

Yes, Mother: A Bates Motel Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2015 93:56


Here is the rest of our podcast, this part II contains (as the title spells out- us reading your feedback and then the quiz, which could win you some Bates Motel prizes! We want to extend our thanks to everyone who listened and participated this year! What a great season. Good bye again, White Pine…Continue reading →

Yes, Mother: A Bates Motel Podcast
Yes Mother, A Bates Motel Podcast: S3E10 “Unconcious” Pt II Feedback and contest questions

Yes, Mother: A Bates Motel Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2015 93:56


Here is the rest of our podcast, this part II contains (as the title spells out- us reading your feedback and then the quiz, which could win you some Bates Motel prizes! We want to extend our thanks to everyone who listened and participated this year! What a great season. Good bye again, White Pine…Continue reading →

Yes, Mother: A Bates Motel Podcast
Yes Mother Podcast, Bates Motel: S3E10 “Unconcious” Pt I (Episode Recap)

Yes, Mother: A Bates Motel Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2015 119:51


This is Part One of our podcast for the finale episode of Bates, S3. In part one I am including the episode recap only (which was the middle part of our recording- so if it lacks a proper beginning and a proper end, well that’s why). I chose to cut it this way, and leave…Continue reading →

Yes, Mother: A Bates Motel Podcast
Yes Mother Podcast, Bates Motel: S3E10 “Unconcious” Pt I (Episode Recap)

Yes, Mother: A Bates Motel Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2015 119:51


This is Part One of our podcast for the finale episode of Bates, S3. In part one I am including the episode recap only (which was the middle part of our recording- so if it lacks a proper beginning and a proper end, well that’s why). I chose to cut it this way, and leave…Continue reading →

Hardtofindseminars.com Sales University
How to Use People's Unconscious Decision Making Process to Make the Sale: An Interview with Ken Ellsworth

Hardtofindseminars.com Sales University

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2012 55:18


Ken Ellsworth is an expert in Buying Behavior expert. He is a master at detecting people's psychological motivation for buying a product or service. And in this interview, he tells you how to use the underlying psychological needs to create potent sales messages that appeal to the target and produce changes in Buying Behavior. I guarantee that you will be as amazed by the power of subtle sales messages as I was. Discover how Ken's experience as a prison guard, stockbroker, hypno-therapist, and keen observer of human behavior helped him unlock the secrets of unconscious decision-making strategies. Ken discovered that a prospect is like a safe: to unlock the sale, you have to know not just the numbers but also their order, their importance. These proven techniques sound like magic, but they actually work: many of Ken's clients have gone from the bottom rung of sales in their offices to the top in only a month! Some have increased sales five-fold. Learn how you, too, can uncover and capitalize upon the unconscious decision making process we all use. This is an exclusive interview with Michael Senoff at www.hardtofindseminars.com.

Vedanta and Yoga
Where Am I?

Vedanta and Yoga

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2012 49:37


Lecture by Swami Tyagananda, on 29th of January, 2012 at the Ramakrishna Vedanta Society, Boston

Rob Kall Futurehealth Radio Show
Craig Webb; Dreams and the Unconcious

Rob Kall Futurehealth Radio Show

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2010 69:54


Regenis 4 Chronicles Book 2 - The Invisible Foe
Chapter 15 - Announcing The Arrival Of

Regenis 4 Chronicles Book 2 - The Invisible Foe

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2010 16:08


Ed seems to be on the road to recovery, but just how long will it take?  The Doctor tells the family that they will need to practice extreme caution to ensure that Ed does not slip backwards again. This is not an easy time.Music Activation by D J Stylez available from musicalley.comThe Adventure continues.... You won't find any medical advice at SciFiStories.co.uk, but there's information about Steve's other books.Sound Effects from Freesound Project, soundsnap & our own studios(c)2009 Steve Simons

Regenis 4 Chronicles Book 2 - The Invisible Foe
Chapter 14 - The Invisible Foe

Regenis 4 Chronicles Book 2 - The Invisible Foe

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2010 11:32


Ed has returned home, but he is not his usual self, in fact he's in a bad way, to find out just what is wrong and what happens to him, just listen.Music Activation by D J Stylez available from musicalley.comThe Adventure continues.... You won't find any medical advice at SciFiStories.co.uk , but there's information about Steve's other books.Sound Effects from Freesound Project, soundsnap & our own studios(c)2009 Steve Simons

Noble Efforts
2008-06-17: Accidental Blackouts

Noble Efforts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2008 104:59


Unconcious phone calls; time travel sex (aka The Dassion Effect); Kyle rakes in the digits; taking comfort in old addictions; extreme bonding on the first date and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net