Delay Radio: Comedy,Funny News, Funny Stories (Fast-Ish)

In this episode, we go into the story of a man who messed with 'the champ' Mike Tyson. After harassing Mike Tyson several times, the heavyweight champion (and Nintendo punchout master), hit the man several times. If you're taking a discount flight, maybe you shouldn't do that...or throw a water bottle at a heavyweight champion. Consider Holyfielding as an alternative action.The Honch wanted to take you on an adventure in the news world. A woman pulled 'her' penis out proceeded to use a wheel barrel (wheely bin) as a sex toy. The sex offender, lifted her skirt and exposed herself multiple times in public. Ultimately she got a 'custodial' sentence for using a trash bin to please herself.As men in our 30's, there was an ongoing conversation about Cialus (known as boner pills in our group). A slight game of boner roulette is laying a bunch of pills out, and each person takes on until someone gets the erection pill.There is a creepy cat on TikTok that has 700,000+ followers, with really big, creepy eyes. The cat was given the title of Mayor of the city of Hell, Michigan. For the low low price of $100, the cat was made mayor of the town.In this installment of 'questions from Reddit', are you turned on by women more intelligent than you? The consensus from the group is yes. The Honch is looking for a sugar momma with a better job than him.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

In this episode, Honch avoids doing the intro for the show, but can't stand how the D does it. Also, quick note, apparently both the Bubba and Red are able to do Kermit the Frog impressions.The Red drops it heavy out of the gate, with a trifecta of Florida man. The man Florida man is facing 8 felony charges. It all started when the man was kissing his stepsister, tackled his parents, and ultimately tried to get into a fight with the police. You guess in what order those things happened. Here's a clue: incest. There is a very popular fast-food restaurant (Dairy Queen), where a lady gets ice cream from the 'Grill n Chill'. The lady handed the employee her credit/debit card, and the man took that card number and started racking up multiple OnlyFans accounts. Honch gives the 'tip of the week', where he shows you how to get away with it. Thanks, Honch, for your contribution to society.There is a man in New York goes to the hospital after having issues. After taking several nasal drugs, doctors removed a tooth from the man's nose. How much money do you get for a nose tooth? It was .6 inches long (because of the root). No cavities were reported.In another instance of Florida man gold, a man called 911 to have the police test his meth to see if he got messed up. Not to be confused with bath salts.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

In this episode, Honch makes visit the memories of D's vacation in a different way; have you ever been to Ireland? The D recently went there on vacation and loved it for a multitude of reasons. However, the Honch found the one really bad thing that happened while the D was visiting. Currently in Dublin, there is a ton of construction going on. There are several very tall cranes that dot the area. There was a construction worker who got in a heaping pile of trouble, when he was dropping large amounts of #2 from the crane...to the top of a building not far from the crane. Don't confuse any part of this story with the meteorite from the David Spade's movie classic "Joe Dirt".Did you know there was a time where you could buy an unlimited eating pass at Six Flags for $150 bucks? A man spent YEARS going to Six Flags to use his entry to the park, and took advantage of the pass, eating everything that he could in sight. Do you think he over indulged and then challenged himself to keep it down during the rides at the park. After the organization noticed he was grossly taking advantage of this benefit, the company revoked the past. And cancelled the guys free meals. Fair? THIS JUST IN: Don't google pegging. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. The Honch implied that this should be an activity for the D. DON'T DO IT.Do you like pickles? So does the city of Portland, OR which has a team of pickles. The mascot of 'the pickle' has been stolen from the team, and they are in a desperate search for him. It's a really big 'dill', we mean, deal. While it is a discussion of the baseball team of Portland, the conversation from Honch turned really weird, as he has seen some really weird 'sex stuff' in Oregon. In other news, a women in Arizona was surfing Craigslist to find a date, but not your average date. The woman was looking for a horse to have sex with. Disgusting? We thought so too. She has had multiple. Her username may or may not be Mr. Head (not to be confused with Mr. Ed). The police went undercover and busted the woman in a sting, and was obviously unable to get with a horse. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

The Honch loves Starbucks and he didn't really drink coffee all that much, now we're surprised that his daily order has become the most obnoxious thing every. Which is no surprise he wants to talk about it. However,  Honch talks about a man who apparently wanted to give all of the patrons in the Starbucks extra cream. The 27 year old man, a self described homeless model, was arrested after he was caught masturbating in the Starbucks. After calling the police, the man continued to "hammer one out" until police arrived at the scene, but not without trying to finish. He took 8 shots from the tazer. I guess that's how they do it in Miami. In other news, Bubba made his way to the local grocery store, when he embarrassed himself. In the checkout lane, the lady was scanning his groceries and he was assisting, when he said that the barcode was in the patrons blind spot, when the lady informed him that she was indeed blind...what would you do in that scenario? The Honch apparently wanted to talk about yoga pants. The Honch bought some yoga pants, and he apparently likes all of the "mouth hugs" on his you know what. If you feel compelled to send him some yoga pants, let us know. He really wants them. We couldn't avoid talking about it....you know...the Academy Awards incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock. The Fresh Prince put fresh prints on the face of Chris Rock. Not a punch...a slap. While the Academy is working on ways to punish him, Will Smith did resign from the Academy. That said, would you sue him?Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

Do you have a pets (ya know, dogs, cats, etc.)? If you answered yes, would you like to get paid to smell your dogs poop? A dog food company will pay you $6,000 to smell your dogs waste as they give you free dog food to test out how good their food is, which somehow the Honch connected this to wrestling. If you're looking to rake it in, the omni dog food company is willing to drop some deuce bills on you. Honch's daughter got a vacation while the Honch and his wife were in Mexico. Now his daughter thinks that Disney is a really affordable with to see Mickey Mouse. That said, Honch uncovered the story of 2 sisters whom got completely drunk, and outside of one of the bars, they get into a full-on argument. The sisters attempted to get an Uber to get home, but it didn't quite pan out.  When they told each other to sober up, they also couldn't get a taxi; which prompted both fist throwing and vomiting. According to the police report, the two sisters stood there and punched each other like rockem sockem robots.Honch also takes us down memory lane, where he used to ICP (Insane Clown Posse), which is somehow a transition from the Disney story. Ultimately, we called the night off with grosser than gross statements from the Bubba. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

In this week's episode, it has been 3 months since our last time together. We'll blame it on a post holiday food coma. That said, with everything going on in the world, you can buy a perfume made by the Idaho Potato Commission, that smells like (you guessed it), French fries. We were going to send one you the limited edition fragrance, but alas, it was all sold out. In other news, when asked whether or not he visits OnlyFans, Honch seemed to answer the question before the D asked it. After a quick recap to the ghost women of Honch's past, an Australian Only Fans creator has 2 vaginas and 2 wombs (after the V clarified that the womb and the uterus are the same). In her world, the woman recently announced that she is pregnant, but D is more concerned about the orientation. Honch has a hard time remembering his news story. That said, he went to Cabo for vacation, because the Honch loves Mexico. He booked an all-inclusive, with all the food and all of the drinks. Everything was great until he got on the plane, and proceeded to get gassed by the old man next to him. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

In this week's episode, the Honch starts the show incredibly excited because Don Lemon is getting in trouble, and the Honch has apparently been waiting for years for this to happen. As it turns out, Lemon was at a bar in New York and got really drunk, and well, he sexually assaulted someone. He was 'America's Sweetheart' but probably not anymore after an aggressive ball rubbing. In other news, Red is really afraid of Lady Elaine in Mr. Rogers.A man in the UK (windsor) was out gardening, when an airplane emptied their waste tank, dumping poop down to the ground, where it hit a man out taking care of his garden.For the low low price of $84,000, an artist gave a museum 2 blank canvasses instead of what he was supposed to do.  Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

We have a new cast member. Everyone will be introduced to 'Red'. Hard to tell if the carpet matches the drapes...but you do the math on that one.Ironically enough, we do an unexpected shout out to Dave Chappelle (whom we love).In Spokane, Washington's daily weather shoutout, they didn't realize that the entire 6 minute duration of the weather update, there was porn playing in the corner of the screen. RIP to the intern that made that mistake, which doesn't really matter because D's wife now watches porn..or maybe it was the weather. This doesn't top the existing record set by CNN for 30 minutes of porn, when it was supposed to be Anthony Bourdain.  After discussing weather porn, Red takes us to story time with discussing innapropriate movies that he accidentally plays on the plane, including Wolf of Wallstreet. In each of the cases, it would be lucky for him to get caught. In California, a ninja (complete with a Katana) was at a California airport throwing rocks, breaking windows...when things went wrong. A military spec ops team was at the air port as well, and let's just say that they took care of him.Fun fact: Direct descendants of hippos owned by Pablo Escobar before his death, have been classified as people. Yes, you read that right...hippos are people. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

In this week's episode, right out of the gate Honch finally becomes aware that Bubba looks just like Duff from Charm City Cakes, and we'll get some video over to Duff on Cameo soon. He might be the same person, but Bubba clearly wouldn't have the baking skills.Would you take financial investing advice from a gerbil/hamster? (Are they the same thing). There is a gerbil that id probably crushing it with his Doge coin.There is a woman who is currently suing Geico because she contracted HPV from a man in a car. The woman is claiming that because got an STD, her insurance is apparently responsible. We have declared B.S on that one.Are you a fan of Jurassic Park? If you remember the main premise, a man wants to bring back dinosaurs from DNA. Well, as it turns out, we're not that far off. Scientists have decided to bring back the woolly mammoth by leveraging DNA samples that they have. They're really trying to get an animal that can survive -40 degree temperatures.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

Jethrow had some stuff happen awhile ago at work (Valentine's Day). There was a girl crying, and Jethrow speculates that it had to do with the fact that he was married. Jethrow never got clarification on that during their breakroom conversations. Have you ever served a life sentence? A man served 40 years after robbing a local taco shop with a water pistol. Some beachgoers in Australia weren't following their curfew, when they were spooked by deer (or any animal...would do the same thing). The two naked men were in a bit of trouble. Then..Honch pretty much obsesses over the olympics. Sort of. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

All of 'the boys' recap their trip to Chicago, where Bubba, Honch, and D ventured out to the Exxxotica show to see what it is all about (as VIP's of course). This includes loads of people watching, where we saw Jesus on a leash, there were pole dancers, and predator with the occasional ball gag and handcuffs. There was also a stage show where couples were swapping roles in the moment. And to top it off, Katie Morgan from Zack and Miri make a porno was there. We capped the night with Superdawg, which couldn't have tasted any better. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

Gordy is out this week, and the word on the street is that he was arrested in Sweden for impersonating Burt Reynolds.We quickly get into the news, where a bunch of men, ALL named Josh, were to fight to declare the ultimate josh. So don't mess with any Joshes in Omaha Nebraska. What started with a battle of rock, paper, scissors....ended with pool noodle battles. The winner was given a Burger King crown to celebrate being the victor of Joshes.Honch didn't want to talk about COVID-19, so he wanted to ask a question about inserting things in butts. The president of the Philippines is requiring the vaccine, or they will give it to you right in the dual-cheeks, after being arrested of course.A YouTuber thought she had witnessed a 'real person' floating dead in the water, and she called the cops only to find out that it was a blow-up. There was an entire team of rescue divers on scene to help with the drowning 'person', but it was a doll. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

This week, Gordy is out in Mexico selling roses in parking lot and making his way back to Michigan. So the D's wife has joined the team this week, alongside Bubba and the Honch. The D prompty starts this week's schedule with a wively insult since Vee doesn't have a news topic for this week. After that, we jump right in to couples counseling. What is the wost thing that you've ever done when something wasn't quite right at a restaurant? Bubba passively aggressively sent back his Prime Rib dinner because it was 'too raw', and Honch worked at Subway (if you didn't already know this), but he did send back a burger because it was overcooked, and still gave them a good tip.The Bubba left a 1 cent tip at Old Chicago when our 'group' was ignored at the bar; the same place where we saw a very small kid (like 2 years of age) playing with knives. That said, our talk of restaurants led to Honch talking about a 'poop dollar', where you leave a dollar on a curb, as well as the infamous pretzels from Mall Rats. Once we finally get to the news (apologies for the screaming child. Since the Vee joined the show, it apparently angered the D's 2 year old son). a man in Iowa, was angry about his chicken nugget order at his local McDonald's, so he called in a bomb threat. The man was arrested on felony charges and probably didn't get his sauce packets, but likely got at least any one phone call. But people tend to call in bomb threats when they don't want any sort of event to take place...like getting rid of a body. How did we go from chicken nuggets to death?Do you use handcuffs? The D asked the Vee if she wants to be handcuffed like a Ukranian couple, who handcuffed themselves together to help improve the relationship, until they got married...which was for 123 days of being handcuffed together, and they didn't get married. Once the couple removed the cuffs, they promptly ended the relationship. Of course, the conversation quickly jumps into couples that poop together in the same room. The D and Vee do it, but apparently this isn't a normal thing. The Honch something to say you to. But before he says it, he wants to pay hommage to Jay Mewes....DO YOUR JOB!A 62 year old man in Wyoming called the cops after he was curious why he wasn't arrested. He was using meth and was expecting to do his job...but Honch just really likes telling stories where idiot criminals call the cops him themselves. This then goes into one of Honch's high school stories.  Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastbox:RSS Feed

We start off slooooooow, and just a few minutes in, Honch insults himself about talking about COVID, and then decided to poke fun at 50 state laws, but specifically the stupid ones. Did you know it is illegal to drive blindfolded in Alabama? YOu would that that this is common sense, but maybe it isn't.In Arizona it is illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bath tub. And Arkansas you cannot honk your horn outside of a sandwich shop after 9 pm, and there are laws regarding pickles. Weird. There is a kids show...that features a man with a large penis. This is real. We're really not sure what to say here, especially when we discuss a robbery immediately after. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastbox:RSS Feed

Gordy is out this week, so it's just the 'el trio'. The week starts off with D's story of getting a phone call from Hailey from Mountain Strong Hemp Company who hooked us up with some tasty hemp products. They cell Delta-8 THC products, including shatter, gummies, and everything else that is great.Now onto the real news, Honch gets to the point: What is the weirdest thing that you pulled out of your anus? The 11 weirdest things ever pulled from an anus. It started with a story of a student who got a vibrator stuck in your butt, and her boyfriend was unable to get it out. He attempted removal using BBQ tongs. After using it as a sex tool, it ended up in a visit to the doctor where they had to remove it. That wasn't the most extreme though.The second thing that Honch decides to bring up, is a glass bottle being stuck in. Should we keep going? The Honch does...and apparently, he doesn't have a safe word.A California man, was poking around a farmland (vineyard), where he found a large fan. The man climbed into it, and got stuck. Police show up, the question him, and he stated that he was taking photographs, but as it turns out, he had a lot of meth on him. Not so much on the photos.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastbox:RSS Feed

It didn't take long after introductions for Honch to say that he wanted Nicolas Cage inside of him. D follows up with a bad impersonation of Alf.Eventually we make our way into the real news.Down south, where there was a gas shortage, a woman in South Carolina attempted to run from Police, and ended up crashing the vehicle with 'multiple explosions' taking place. As it turns out the woman had loaded up the vehicle with gas from a gas station. She was engulfed in flames...and the police offer forced her to 'stop, drop, and roll'. The lesson? Don't hoard fuel people!! Eleanor didn't fall too far from the tree, where she actually covered herself in gasoline. She was pumping and gas went everywhere, including her hair. It reminds us of the post cow tipping scene in Tommy Boy with the forever remembered Chris Farley.A mother has started a GoFundMe after her son ordered thousands of dollars in popsicles in Amazon, which resulted in over 900 Sponge Bob frozen popsicles, and she is unable to return them. Never leave your kids alone people!!!Bubba loves to leave us with his daily dad jokes!Eleanor took us on a story adventure about her visit to the ChiropractorListen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastbox:RSS Feed

It has been awhile everyone, and as you can imagine, there's a lot that has happened. But..we simply pick up where we think we left off. D, Honch, Bubba, and V. It starts off with D obsessing over a pizza shop that Honch's dad once owned, and in a brief visit, Honch's dad gives D an entire stick of pepperoni. It is all about the grease cups.The Honch loves Rude Jude, and while he started with out a story about a Nigerian woman who is divorcing his wife because his penis was too big, to talking about Jenny Jones and Steve.In other news, the D is jealous that a Texas "teacher of the year" recipient stepped down because she gave a student oral sex. It leaves Honch asking why his teacher growing up, didn't offer the same services. She was arrested...of course, and it was all linked back to text messages.Bubba brings to the table, a story of a man who was scamming over 35 woman as girlfriends. All of them bought him gifts for his birthday. How would you manage that many girlfrields. Would it be an app? Maybe he manages them from his customer list, which is comprised of people he sold shower heads to.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast,  Amazon Music, Spotify,  Google Play,  iHeartRadio,  Pocket Cast, Stitcher, Castro,  Castbox, RSS Feed

This week in every parent's nightmare, Baby Shark is now the #1 video on the Internet. You would be hellbent to get of off of your mind, but at least there is something else except for Despacito..so it's a catch 22.The mirth mobile (AMC pacer) from Wayne's World was for sale. The car featured a light blue paint job, with the best feature in any vehicle ever: a licorice dispenser. Bubba then took us on a trip on the best headlines in the news, including a woman divorcing her husband over a sex toy incident.A Florida woman farted loudly in a dollar store, which resulted in an assault with knife...but no intent to kill because it wasn't a silent but deadly. Also, a safety meeting ends in an accident without a pizza party.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-NewsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Gordy was out this week, so D's wife joined in for a little fun. Bubba quickly jumps us off with "Today in Stupid". Bubba makes his own cinnamon soaked tooth picks by using cinnamon essential oils. In doing so, he forgot to wash his hands before using the bathroom...and let the burning commence. Now it burns when bubba pees and it is isn't an STD. He was flailing and full windmill style trying to cool off.Honch then takes us on his 'burning' story, bringing back his days of high school football locker rooms. One of the team members took Icy Hot and run it one of the guys' jockstraps, and as it turns out, it got really hot, and adding a little water made it quite worse...but Gold Bond does work to keep you cool when mowing the lawn. That's a dad tip just for you.In the Czech Republic there is currently a curfew due to COVID-19. A man was recently arrested because he was walking his dog. Walking your dog was an exception to be outside after curfew. However, the dog that he was walking was a stuffed animal and not an actual dog.There was a man who was caught by police masturbating at a Walmart in Kansas. However, this isn't a routine thing...well, it is...but he has been caught several times. We then wrap up with a discussion around whether or not lingerie belongs in sexual activities or not. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-NewsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: https://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

After introductions, we quickly go down the adventure of high school laxatives, Honch talking about really large poops (there is some sort of theme here the last few weeks.) and the deliciousness that is Wendy's Chili. Also, apparently Gordy tried to eat Tequila nachos, and it didn't quite taste as good as he expected. We called the episode with the fact that if you're having bacon cravings during COVID-19, you can now get a mask that smells like bacon.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-NewsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Before we recorded this week's episode, Honch made everyone Chicken Schwarma and Gordy accidentally clogged the D's toilet with his meat poops.And the kicker is that we forced him to talk about it after D's wife texted him to come up stairs and help out by finding a plunger. A woman whose name is Amethyst fell in love with a ghost named Ray. Apparently they joined the mile high club on one of her flights. Well, things started going poorly and the woman believed that the ghost was distanced, and perhaps cheating on her. She called the wedding off. Gordy then takes the topic down into a completely different direction. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-NewsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

In this episode, we start off our introductions as we always do, but this time, Honch threatened to take his shirt off with his Danny Devito grin. We always introduce Gordy as a character from a movie - Howard The Duck in this case. Once we finally go to the news, Bubba took us down the rabbit hole on Subway in Ireland. In the country, the ratio of flour to sugar is apparently...important. The issue went all the way to the courts, where the bread at Subway is not legally bread. There are taxes that you would pay when you enter a certain category of food, and Subway has argued they don't belong. This quickly turned to the quest for cheap burgers...and then back to the 'tax refunds' for Subway. The lawsuit is apparently stressful for Bubba, because it is giving him a migraine headache. Maybe he's a little too carb loaded. When Honch worked at Subway, he had the nickname 'roast beast', and used to profile what sandwich someone would order based on who walked in the door. He then proceeded to give us the 'recipe' of the worst sandwich to order. Speaking of ordering, we learned that Gordy accidentally got 'free' coffee from one of the local chains, because he honestly thought it was free.After discussing about all sorts of things, Honch wanted to give us all tips on dating rules around his daughter, including the only complement that he has ever said regarding his wife. He then gave us the rules for dating his daughter. Rule 1, his daughter is not an ATM, and isn't getting any money for the first date. Rule 2 - no sagging jeans allowed. Honch will provide help getting this back up. And....probably the most important. Sexting = death.An Instagram model from Australia that dresses as cat woman...is thief. She was doing masked robberies, all while having a history of being a real estate agent. Over 2 years, she committed several crimes, which started out with the help of teenage kids to do the work, but she eventually got into the action. Her convictions included wielding a knife at a Target store. To end it all, the night before recording this episode, Gordy was laying in bed with his wife. He was looking at pictures of hot dogs, when he got into an argument if it was a sandwich, and is chili soup?Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-NewsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

We kick off this episode with a question for the audience. WHICH ONE OF US SOUNDS LIKE HOWARD STERN? Honch takes us on a lesson on 'what makes a man'. Apparently, no man buns, no skinny jeans, and no makeup are allowed to qualify. As for attitudes, any guy who is afraid to make a decision is not a man - or if all he does is make excuses. Gordy takes us down the story of 'James'. James goes into the military, and is having relationship trouble. It started off light with a few escorts, gets injured, and then tries to transition back to his normal routine. After returning home, James seeks out his local friendly neighborhood hooker. He picks up a cougar on a dating website, and there are no photos. He finds a woman and it ends up being HIS BEST FRIEND'S MOM. Bubba becomes an instant expert on his story coming out of the United Kingdom. At a local zoo, 5 African Gray parrots were put into isolation after they taught eachother how to swear at patrons in the zoo. They are going to replace the toilet on the International Space Station...tune in so you can find out how much we paid for it. And by the way, it wasn't howard from Big Bang Theory putting it in. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-NewsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Honch kicks us off with stories about him getting on planes again. When Honch went through security, he made observations of other individuals and their crazy masks. Basically, Honch walks into a bathroom at 4:30 am in the morning, and it was a complete nightmare. After boarding, the man sitting next to him ate all his snacks and left him at the gate.Gordy discusses a man in Lincoln, Nebraska that went up in front a bunch of a city council a true American hero, a true patriot if you will. He does not like the term boneless chicken wing. If you haven't seen the speech, you should check it out on YouTube or in your Facebook video feed! In the speech, her proposed removing boneless chicken wings from all menus, or renaming them.Bubba then takes us on the 'pun intended' news headline adventure, calling out news titles across the globe. We end the night with a man who ran around his house to get a fly, but ended up causing an explosion. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Before each recording session, the team just sits around and talks. While discussing, D told us about the days of being in a band, eating breakfast before a show, which turns into a mess. Additionally, they discussed run-ins with an anarchist group who raised chickens and owned their own music venue.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

We started this episode off as a complete train wreck. We were dertailed by the fact that Honch was wearing a holster that contained Texas Pete hot sauce. Yes, you heard that right. He litereally carries around a holster full of hot sauce. And by the way, this is our 69th episode.Gordy starts us off with a 'birthday'. It is grandma's birthday, and the granddaughter of said grandma was feeling a bit riskay, looking for some solo-loving. She proceeds to purchase a vibrator/dildo, but she found out that it shipped to her grandmother's house and then handed off to her father. Since she didn't receive her package, Amazon proceeded to send another one to grandma. After facing the music during Christmas, her father proceeds to inform her to stop sending grandma sex toys.Have you ever seen Iron Man in person? Not Robert Downey Jr. at the movie theater, but an actual Iron Man. At an airport, a man was spotted by multiple pilots, floating with a jetpack at approximately 3,000 ft. The FAA is currently investegating the near miss, as it could have caused dangerous scenario, but how do you get a jet pack?? Honch follows it up with his experience with a pilot talk. One that included several ways one could die. What is your porn name? Not just the 'street name' and the basic porn name generator, but what would your porn name be?Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Honch is running for President. Not really, Honch has uncovered a news story about his future state. An old man has duped many women by posing online as both a young looking man and that man's father. He would post online to unsuspecting females, and then bait-and-switch them out to have sex with his older father, who faked that the man required sex to live.Bubba closes out his 3 week segment of "1958 Dating Tips".A nude man in Germany was hanging out at the beach, when he was approached by a wild boar. He was able to scare him off, and it is not the first time it has happened to the man and his friends.In Japan, they have done something making it easier to see if a toilet has been used before you use it in Japan. That's right, the country has been unveiling toilets, where they are clear until someone sits on them. That means that you can see everything!Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

In this week in Stupid, the Honch kicks us off quickly with a story about a man who went to a store, stole from it several times during the day, and then came back and ended up getting a job application after getting several 'free' pairs of sunglasses.Bubba let's us know that if we're looking for a man, then we should order our steaks rare? These are some really bad dating tips from the 1958. Gordy discusses an Amazon delivery driver that while leaving a package at a woman's home, a man ran from his van to her garden. While he wasn't stealing fire wood as suspected, the man was actually taking a dump on her property. Where do you go in-case of an emergency?Have you ever had to put out a fire? What would you typically use? Well, a California man when dealing with the recent California fires, had to resort to something very unusual to put out his fire. Beer. Yes, that's right, BEER. After having exhausted other resources, the man used quite a few cans of Bud Light to put out a fire to protect his shop, and it actually worked!Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Every week, we introduce Gordy as a celebrity that he is not, and this week is he Balki from the classic TV show Perfect Strangers. Sorry for Honch's crunching on his 'Speedway" Baby Back Rib ruffled chips (not a paid placement). Now on to the news, a restaurant in China has asked patrons to weigh themselves when they come in. When you enter the restaurant you do a weigh in, and based on your numbers you are suggested items to eat during your time there. Apparently this comes from the country's initiatives around food waste, but definitely fat shaming - which turns into a discussion around a group of guys on YouTube that do the 'all you can eat buffet' challenge - which you still pay top price in Las Vegas.A man in Cleveland, Ohio when to a bank to rob it, and on his way there, grabbed something to write his note on. As it turns out, that note was written on DMV paperwork. The police showed up hours later...and it is all over. Then things go well...wrong-ish.The 1950's have yielded some really weird things, especially dating tips for a woman to find a man. Bubba takes us down memory lane, divulging some of the worst dating tips we have ever heard, like tripping in public, getting lost at a football game, and widowers. We end the episode with Gordy encountering a giant man on his mission to sell a used TV on Craigslist. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Gordy is out again this week, locked in a theater watching Pet Cemetary (just kidding). On this week's episode, we discuss a man named Malcolm McDonald, whom had a condition (which is really bad and sad). But what we're really struggling with is the fact that Doctors are having him grow his penis replacement on his arm. Aren't there other places to grow a new one?Have you ever had something in your hand and set it down, and then wonder where you put it? In Walla Walla, Washington a state library was doing some cleaning during this whole COVID/Corona Virus thing, the library was removing shelving and items from the mystery section, where the found some beer and gum that was there for more than 30 years, which it was a 5 pack of Hamm's beer and Godzilla gum (looks like Big League Chew). Would you eat or drink it?Are you up for a 18 Karat gold mask? If so, it'll cost you $1.5 million USD dollars....from an Israeli jeweler. The white gold mask will also include 3,600 white and black diamonds. We can't imagine someone walking around with this thing without getting robbed. The mask already has a buyer, and the buyer demanded it be the most expensive.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

This is our first episode back recording from the whole COVID-19/Corona Virus thing. We have finally started back up, trying to find our way away. But we're back and we're so ready, but without Gordy this week (whom we have joked that he stars in Stranger Things, but he only looks like the character Dustin).We finally got into the news, where Honch brings his love for Detroit Lions, but he's not talking about the Tiger King, he is talking about the Washington Redskins changing their name. What we need to ask is, what do they change their name to? That said, they changed did finally change their name to "The Washington Football Team". Literally the most literal name you could go with....seriously that is the best that their marketing/PR department could come up with? They are only putting numbers on their helmet, with no identifying logo.After discussing the names of sports team, clearly the only thing to talk about immediately after that is robots. But there is a tie in with the prior topic, because a Japanese baseball team has brought in a squad of robots, which includes some of them in dog form. What is odd about these robots is that the robots dance. Have you also seen all of those cardboard cutouts, or maybe the movie that D couldn't come up with; Weekend at Bernie's ? Turns out someone put Bernie on a cardboard cutout behind homeplate at an MLB game, or realistic sex dolls.A man in Jamaica won the local lottery, and he won $95 million, which is approximately $670,000 in US dollars. In order to remain anonymous, the man dressed up in a Darth Vader costume. If the world had to see you, would you dress in disguise.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

We started off with Honch, who was discussing the things that he does to piss his wife off - whom I believe was using the term "Gordo".When Honch is needed, he'll go out to the garage and then do nothing, including him listening to Amazon Music. Honch's wife was not a fan of him buying a new truck - so without any money. He then asked the guys, what we do to make our wives angry. When the D's wife cooks, which is not her forte' - she makes these meals, and then the D takes ALL of it and then throws it into the trash. Gordy likes to make his wife angry with the 'Dad Yawn', making it loud and prominent as possible, and he gets the death stare. Bubba typically goes to bed late, where he'll start doing chores. Bubba is out nailing items to the wall during a recent move, but that's not the kicker. Bubba will close his evening by taking a nice bag of chips in bed, which the grease reminded Honch of a girl in college.There's a man who is enlisting the help of friends and the Internet to find a date. If you help him find his date, then you could get $25,000 for helping him. If the date ends up in a relationship in Kansas, then you could get the money.Did you know that people standing up to whipe is a thing? Gordy never knew that this was a 'thing'. The room was 50/50. Gordy and D had no idea that people did this, but the other guys in the room are active practicers.Do you tip your pizza guy? Bubba says leave a tip, or else!Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

It has been awhile since our last episode. In fact, we had just recorded before COVID, but after being in a bit of a shutdown, we're finally back at it. But first, a few pre-COVID episodes to prime your ears.After a brief intro, Honch kicks us off with a couple who decided that they wanted to make money by selling tickets to Heaven, and apparently they are solid gold. Doesn't that sort of remind you of the Charlie and The Chocolate Factory? As you'll hear in the story, it started when the couple had an 'epiphany' in a KFC parking lot, where he said Jesus gave him the tickets, of which, he said he would wear a wire to catch him.His wife just wanted to get drugs, a trip to space, and a baby allegator. Did you ever think that when you didn't hear from family, that it could be that your wife essentially faked your death and had your grave. He has declared that he is alive. After talking about a case of fake death, Gordy tell us about going Salmon fishing, which is not really what they were doing. It begins with his friend "Nitro", who was dishing it out at some of the other guys, who ended up urinating in his beverage, which was really the intro to weekend shenanigans.Bubba discovered what can only be summarized is dog-o-vision or pup-radio. Content and fully funded media all to help dogs that are home alone. A large percentage of dog owners are leaving media devices on.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

We startup this episode with the Honch trying to play footsie with the D, so we're not really sure what is going on. Whatever it is...completely disgusting. We tackle the topic a woman that was arrested after blasting AC/DC's Highway To Hell and other loud music from her home, and she threw a frying pan at a member of her family. She was arrested 4 times in 26 hours. And apparently, she should just use headphones.Would you look at a hotel special if you got a free room for getting pregnant? IF you have a baby from a Valentines Day 'nooner', you got a place to stay for 18 years, which is when they become an adult.What do you think about the shower? Bubba tries to get us to think about really weird subjects in the shower, which includes your head travelling, pizza ovens, and more. The Honch closes us down with a little 'can do' automotive advice. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

On this episode, Gordy is out, so it is just the D, Honch, and Bubba. It starts up really awkward with the Honch kicking us off with a story of McDonald's, including how to get hundreds of nuggets. What did it mean when for years we ate nuggets, but all of a sudden they announced all white meat. What were we eating before? However, that wasn't really the point of the topic, as a woman in Toledo, Ohio was so angry that she when was being rung up in the drive-thru, she pulled ahead to the next window where she was told that they were out of nuggets. The woman leaned out and slapped the employee in the face. OVER NUGGETS. Is that as bad as the shake machine going down?Do you like giant candy bars? Bubba likes Reese's, the Honch likes Take 5. The Hershey company released a massive Take 5 bar. They took on Mars making the Snickers bar, which must of had something to do with the Superbowl 2020 commercial featuring a giant Snickers bar. If you could have a candy bar in giant form, what would it be?Are you in the mood for sausage rolls? Bubba read an entire article and wasn't sure what it is. The British...or the 'red coats' apparently like the variant on pigs in a blanket. But chicken wings are king when it comes to Superbowl snacks, which Honch refers to it as the "Super Bowel"Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

A 365 pound man ordered a pizza and was angry because he ordered garlic knots and didn't get them. He was so angry that he ended up punching the delivery man in the face. We're going to go out on a limb and say that he didn't get a tip. An Australian man filled his entire vehicle with water and drove it to the liquor store. He was wearing scuba gear and had modified the vehicle so that you could drive it with water. That is certainly one way to do a beer run. The Honch then tells us about his parents getting 'flooded' out at the car wash, after wrapping up a date with his new girlfriend.Also 'just in', a worker at a Best Buy in Hawaii had noticed a man stealing from the location more than once, so she attacked the man. As Gordy stated, "she wasn't having it." What some didn't know is that the worker had put in her 2 week notice to leave the company, but she was fired for the altercation.A Kansas man has asked the judge to settle divorce terms with things like property taxes, by having a sword fight. He asked for time to train so that he could train for the bout. Just so you know, the Honch would sword fight his wife, and Gordy had a TV 'thrown' or pushed onto his head. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

In this episode, Honch gets us started off with what he does best, talking about the adult industry. A man is suing PornHub, claiming that the adult entertainment website doesn't provide closed caption for the hearing impaired. As it turns out, the VP of PornHub, Corey Price, publically responded that they have over 400 videos with CC. But how would they spell out certain things that take place in these videos, such as the sound of moaning. Have you been to Nevada? If you're there right now, you may run into a pidgeon that has been walking and flying around with a sombrero hat. Earlier in 2019, people had spotted pidgeons wearing tiny cowboy hats. Would they add in tiny spurs? If you see it, please let us know!Someone was on a plane from Texas to Chicago, and there was a drug fest. We don't really know how else to say it, but it included probably the grossest loogie ever described by mankind. Bubba closes us down with dad jokes, but Honch has the last word with a drunken summary of our cruise ship vacation.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

In this episode, the Honch is always here because we can't rid of him. And now with our new team member Gordy, we introduce him as someone who played Charlie in Kinky Boots. Quickly we start in a little bit of a tiff. The Honch doesn't now how to pronounce Billie Eilish and he isn't a fan, but the D is a closet fan. It is not pronounced Billy Eyelash.The Honch kicks off the news with a story coming out Missouri and Oklahoma. At an adult store, there was a carjacking involving a truck, a meth head, and a goat. We feel really bad for the goat, which makes us goat sympathizers. What happened to the goat?What happens in the beginning of Big Lebowski? If you said tumbleweeds you are correct. In the state of Washington, tumblegeddon happened. Several cars and trucks were trapped when tumbleweeds took over the highway, which resulted people missing the New Years celebration.After the news, Gordy shares a story about him being on vacation in Mexico, where he opened the cooler. He thought it was a bug, but as it turned out, his pants were down, thus exposing his male member to his in-laws and his grandparents. Gordy then discussed how weird things got, where his grandmother in-law asked to see it again. What would you do in that situation?Honch also had an incident of accidental nudity, when he got out of the shower at home, it turned out that members of his family were there. Honch didn't know they were there, and he came out, and well, they saw all of his prizes. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

With our latest cast, Gordy is now introduced as a cast member of voice from various movies, of which he isn't. This week, we said that he was the voice of Johnny 5 in the 80's classic Short Circuit. It was a crew of 3 this week, as Bubba is currently out of commision but returning soon!We're not sure if anyone knew this, but the Honch went to college and knew a guy who liked GILF and it's exactly what you think. His roommate would track down older women, spend $40 on PBR, and take people back to his room...yeet. The Honch had to sleep on the bottom bunk, which has made us all fortunate to hear some of his college life stories.A Colorado man was feeling a little bit more giving this holiday season. A man in Colorado actually had robbed a bank, left the bank, and while making his way to his local Starbucks, was throwing money at people and yelling Merry Christmas. He sat and waited for the cops to arrest him. Good guy or bad guy?Gordy poses the absolute necessity to make a decision. Who would you rather bang? Rod Stewart or Eddie Money, or how about Mama June and Vince from the Shamwow commercials. How about Susan Boyle or Mimi from The Drew Carey Show? Honch asked to add people to the equation.Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

This week is still just the D and 'The Honch' together. In a basement. Alone. Honch rants about anti-vaccinations, including Jenny McCarthy, who thought that her and 'other moms' got autism from vaccinations. D didn't know that that whole story was unnearthed, but is this true?But that is not the worst of the conversation. There was a lady in Australia that laced suckers with chicken pox, and then proceeded to hand them out to kids.Do you like Jacuzzis? If you're looking for a great holiday/Christmas gift. There is a company that sells a jacuzzi for your balls or testicles (if you want to be more scientific). It is called the Testicuzzi, and it will keep your region ultra relaxed, and apparently they get their own spa day. And the coolest thing about it is that they used a 3D printer to prototype it, and you can get it in a multitude of colors.Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

As it turns out, everyone has disappeared this week, as it was Jethrow's last few episodes. This week it was just Honch and D.To kick things off, Honch wishes Steve Jobs to hell because apparently he struggest with technology. But we finally made it to the real topic of flogging. A man who was making laws in Indonesia concerning sexual deviance, was caught in the act, and thus gets flogged (due to his laws). In between the discussion we take a huge left turn into Honch trying to get his kids' teacher's phone number. What ultimately happened is that the man was flogged 28 times, and he is still alive.After discussing flogging, we go into our usual Arby's rant, which involves us talking about large amounts of meat.Are you aware how much money strippers make? In Atlanta, strippers average about $100,000 per year and about $8,000 a night in tips. Isn't that surreal? Honch was able to elaborate on the girls driving Mercedes and Corvettes. This triggered memories in Honch's life, which included his discussion of celebrity chefs going to strip clubs.Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

It only took about the first minute for Honch to get into puking up after drinking old timey alcohol after reference to the movie National Lampoon's Senior Trip.And speaking of movies, Honch watched the latest John Wick film and decided to give us a piece of his mind. John Wick 1 (was awesome), John Wick 2 (was awesome), and apparently the movie is made for Russians? John Wick 3...12 hours of going after Russians again and something about a dog. After ranting about how many movie characters can attach eachother, we immediately get into creepy things to say to people while walking by. There is a bar called the "Open Concept", which instead of charging you every time you want a drink, they have a pay by the hour drinking deal. Could you survive it? And do Amish people drink?Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

On this episode, we get a new member: Gordy. D is just going to assume every episode that he was in some movie, starting with Debbie Does Dallas and IT. The connection was that the characters name was Georgie, but Gordy is close enough. Fully man.If you didn't catch this from every other episode, the Honch has to travel, and subsequently has to deal with a lot of people dressed terribly, including dressing like a prostitute, pajama jeans, and 'boogs'. Honch believes that airports should have a dresscode, and not to dress up, but to actually dress down..and Halloween themed days.Jethrow searched the archives of Reddit for the best questions, specifically "vibing gamer". What is the loophole you have ever found? Honch thought it was about video games, but it's not. Jethrow found out that attendance wasn't taken until 15 minutes in, so then Jethrow would leave class afterwards. Honch had problems overpaying his traffic violations.There is a restaurant in Minnesota that has a burger it claims, will induce labor. What ingredients are required for that to happen? How about Carolina Reapers?Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

So once we got into the news, a very, very, very dedicated fan went to Miley Cyrus concert in Las Vegas, NV and he wasn't supposed to be there. He was so obsessed, that he wanted to impregnate Miley and posted it everywhere including Facebook and Instagram. Security and everyone else was on alert just incase the man showed up to the concert, and they eventually got him at T-mobile arena close to the Luxor Hotel. Honch doesn't want to 'knock her up', he wants to have a relationship with Jethrow.So Jethrow also brought us a question from the Internet, which was "How do you cook your Ramen, what do you add to it?" The Honch adds egg, and apparently the Jethrow adds hot dogs. Did you also know that people are ashamed with they buy Ramen at the store? They put it at the bottom of the cart.Did you hear about the plane that made an emergency landing after coffee was spilled on the plane's cockpit controls. The plan, bound for Cancun, Mexico had to divert, as smoke came into the cab. With over 300 people on board, this could have brewed something worse. Was this the awful on-plane coffee, or did someone bring on their latte. At the end of the day everyone was ok, there was no injuries, and they will be using cup lids to keep PLANES FROM CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN! There was a woman who decided that impersonating a police officer was a good thing. With carrying a gun and badge, the woman in Georgia decided that she wanted some snacks...and well, expected some snacks because was, as she thought, "the law". She was pulled over my the real police (not her parole officer) and she is in trouble. If we can make one recommendation, don't impersonate a police officer for snacks. What snack would you impersonate an officer for? Cream pies, nutty bars, cool ranch munchies, and strawberry swiss cake rolls? D discussed a time where a snack almost cost him his life in his car. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

A group of people flock to the city of Rachel (a ways outside of Las Vegas) to take on Area 51. What began as a Facebook event to storm the military base, turned into a smaller following on-site. People quickly realized that law enforcement would hold them accountable, and it was mostly peaceful. Only one person was arrested and was let go moments later. Jethrow then tells us about his next big business idea, which involves creating a TV game show where they setup a sting operation with cash on the dash of a car. The thief takes the money and then they are caught, but does anyone even win this game? After talking about Jethrow's game show, Honch wanted to talk about Bridget The Midget, who is a tiny porn start that recently stabbed her boyfriend who was cheating on her. We get into the whole 'PC' around the phrase, but there is a complete audio track of this happening. Bubba gets us up to speed on some illegal smuggling going on. As it turns out, in Australia, there is a 'syndicate' that was bringing in Danish Hog Seamen. We would hate to be the investegatorsListen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

A place in United Kingdom is trying to deter people from using their public restrooms as places for sexual activities. The units can sense people using them in ways unintended, which results in getting sprayed, being blasted with loud noises, and the doors will open...so it's not a good place to have a date.The Jethrow then finds a question from Reddit; how do you basically stop someone that is talking...politely. The Honch thinks that going to the bathroom is the answer. Or pretending that your wallet is a flip phone. In other news, a meth dealer who had $140 million dollars in Meth, crashed into a cop car...in front of a police station. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

We start off this episode with the story of a religious school opening in what used to be a strip club in a strip mall. If you've ever been to one, there is probably some major renovations needed, including glitter removal. I guess there's a reason for you to go to Wisconcin (if not for the cheese curds.) We wonder if the school uniforms might be a little questionable.We turned to reddit to figure out what is our worst first world problems. As it turns out, Honch eats a lot and over stuffs his body. Jethrow doesn't know which of his 3 cars to get rid of, and the D cannot get his USB charger to work for his iPhone. Bubba has issues with the Taco Bell app. Also...Honch resurfaces the pain of his wife ordering Starbucks.So PornHub is actually doing something pretty crazy, but it sort of makes sense. In what they call the 'dirtiest porn ever', it starts people in very polluted areas to bring awareness to the issue of trash. Every time this clip is watched, money is donated to cleaning up beaches. In other news..a person in Florida got in a bit of trouble by making a pill in the same of President Donald Trump. The drug (Ecstacy) was in the shape of his head (and organge in color). The man was pulled over....and of course, the drugs were taken. Looks like he'll be spending some time in prison. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

To kick off this episode of Delay Radio, we sort of quickly jump into the news. A man has tried to escape prison by dressing up as his daughter, and well, forgetting to talk like his daughter's voice. The Honch elightened us to question where the daughter was...when he was trying to escape as her. Jethrow then tells us about a time when a telemarketer called him about helping his business. Jethrow keeps the man on the phone for 45 minutes, just to mess with him. Have you ever messed with one?We continue this jail/prison theme that wasn't intentional. Did you know that it was illegal to masturbate in jail? As it turns out, a man in Florida that is already in jail...is being charged again. He better have soft sheets, he's going to be in for awhile.We end with Honch ending his marriage via. podcast episode. Why you say? Because apparently stupid decisions. You're in for it Honch (if you're reading this).Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

We start this episode with a horrible intro per usual, and then once we settle down, we get into the news. A southern man was in a Walmart, where he was caught stealing BBQ brisket (sliced of course), and a propane tank in his pants. The cops didn't have a hard time finding the items, but the man was so angry in the cruiser that he tried to bust his way out. He was charged with assault...(not salt, which you would want to put in a brisket before smoking.)Also, some of us didn't know it, but Jethrow was in jail at some point in his life. He then tells us about a man who was intoxicated that busted the window on a cruiser, and then catches pepper spray and spits it back at the cop. What kind of people is Jethrow talking to? Jethrow decided to befriend him so he didn't get in trouble.After talking about his jailtime, Jethrow searched the Internet for the finest of questions. A man has grown bored of his job, and wanted a creative way to quit his job. If Honch wanted to leave his mark, he would take a huge dump in filing cabinets. We're starting to see a pattern with Honch. Bubba's method of leaving is a little more passive aggressive...by sending an email and making an epic exit. We'll leave it to all of you to leave your job. Needless to say, you really shouldn't do any of these things...we're just kidding.A man in Florida man had enough of his neighbor playing loud bass music, so he went upstairs, grabbed roach spray...and shot it in the faces of people, and then proceedes to hit himself nunchucks. He's been watching karate kid too many times...but the Honch prefers to watch the West Virginia Ninja. We end with a man in Belgium who decided to try to create a record for sitting on the toilet. Would you ever try to break a record for sitting on a toilet? Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

We start this episode with a bunch of people getting whiped out in China. As it turns out, there is a massive waterpark with a wave pool that malfunctioned. People thought that a drunk guy had did it, but it turned out to be an electrical issue. But the wave was high...and it was fast.Also this week, Jethrow is running for president of the united states. But before that, he was laying in bed and talking to his wife. He quickly ended up discussing all of the bad things he would do as President, so every 4 years he's going to knock 50 days of the calendar. And it does get worse, we promise. If Honch became president, he would put a BBQ stand on every corner and force everyone to speak in a southern accent.If you've ever been to Woodland,NC you would know that they would be a solar leader in the area (at least we think). So the people in the area have had some general concerns about solar energy. A retired science teacher talks about all this 'sciency' stuff, and thinks that the solar farms are causing cancer, causing people to leave, and it is going to cause a mass extinction of resources. Apparently they can suck all of the energy from the sun. Bubba then gets into what really gets him going. He really hates the overuse of the 'engineer' in some job titles. Making some jobs sound better than they are, but Bubba is actually an engineer. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

We start this episode like we do every other week, complete stupidity. We then go into a news story about a man from Idaho, who stacked 30 bars of wet soap in one minute. That is one bar of soap stacked every 2 seconds. Can you do this? We then decided to take on one of David Rush's world records...featuring blueberries, lawnmowers (running of course), and growing extra long fingernails. We then discussed the world records we wouldn't want to go after, such as eating hot dogs at a nude beach.Once we get off the topic of of records, we quickly get into discussing things you wouldn't want to be several times larger than they are. It's immediately goes to body parts, bowling balls, and bees. Jethrow hates the idea of giant bees.After talking about having large fingers, the Honch tells us about a woman who went into a McDonalds, got upset, and decided to empty a few gun casings in the restaurant. The bullet went into the ceiling, maybe she was angry over Honch's Big Mac. Lasty, we discuss Arby's taking on vegetarians by creating carrots made out of meat to make a mockery of the market, which includes the food world starting to adopt things like Beyond Burgers. You can buy 'meat carrots' now. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss