Podcasts about honch

In this episode, we go into the story of a man who messed with 'the champ' Mike Tyson. After harassing Mike Tyson several times, the heavyweight champion (and Nintendo punchout master), hit the man several times. If you're taking a discount flight, maybe you shouldn't do that...or throw a water bottle at a heavyweight champion. Consider Holyfielding as an alternative action.The Honch wanted to take you on an adventure in the news world. A woman pulled 'her' penis out proceeded to use a wheel barrel (wheely bin) as a sex toy. The sex offender, lifted her skirt and exposed herself multiple times in public. Ultimately she got a 'custodial' sentence for using a trash bin to please herself.As men in our 30's, there was an ongoing conversation about Cialus (known as boner pills in our group). A slight game of boner roulette is laying a bunch of pills out, and each person takes on until someone gets the erection pill.There is a creepy cat on TikTok that has 700,000+ followers, with really big, creepy eyes. The cat was given the title of Mayor of the city of Hell, Michigan. For the low low price of $100, the cat was made mayor of the town.In this installment of 'questions from Reddit', are you turned on by women more intelligent than you? The consensus from the group is yes. The Honch is looking for a sugar momma with a better job than him.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

In this episode, Honch avoids doing the intro for the show, but can't stand how the D does it. Also, quick note, apparently both the Bubba and Red are able to do Kermit the Frog impressions.The Red drops it heavy out of the gate, with a trifecta of Florida man. The man Florida man is facing 8 felony charges. It all started when the man was kissing his stepsister, tackled his parents, and ultimately tried to get into a fight with the police. You guess in what order those things happened. Here's a clue: incest. There is a very popular fast-food restaurant (Dairy Queen), where a lady gets ice cream from the 'Grill n Chill'. The lady handed the employee her credit/debit card, and the man took that card number and started racking up multiple OnlyFans accounts. Honch gives the 'tip of the week', where he shows you how to get away with it. Thanks, Honch, for your contribution to society.There is a man in New York goes to the hospital after having issues. After taking several nasal drugs, doctors removed a tooth from the man's nose. How much money do you get for a nose tooth? It was .6 inches long (because of the root). No cavities were reported.In another instance of Florida man gold, a man called 911 to have the police test his meth to see if he got messed up. Not to be confused with bath salts.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

In this episode, Honch makes visit the memories of D's vacation in a different way; have you ever been to Ireland? The D recently went there on vacation and loved it for a multitude of reasons. However, the Honch found the one really bad thing that happened while the D was visiting. Currently in Dublin, there is a ton of construction going on. There are several very tall cranes that dot the area. There was a construction worker who got in a heaping pile of trouble, when he was dropping large amounts of #2 from the crane...to the top of a building not far from the crane. Don't confuse any part of this story with the meteorite from the David Spade's movie classic "Joe Dirt".Did you know there was a time where you could buy an unlimited eating pass at Six Flags for $150 bucks? A man spent YEARS going to Six Flags to use his entry to the park, and took advantage of the pass, eating everything that he could in sight. Do you think he over indulged and then challenged himself to keep it down during the rides at the park. After the organization noticed he was grossly taking advantage of this benefit, the company revoked the past. And cancelled the guys free meals. Fair? THIS JUST IN: Don't google pegging. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. The Honch implied that this should be an activity for the D. DON'T DO IT.Do you like pickles? So does the city of Portland, OR which has a team of pickles. The mascot of 'the pickle' has been stolen from the team, and they are in a desperate search for him. It's a really big 'dill', we mean, deal. While it is a discussion of the baseball team of Portland, the conversation from Honch turned really weird, as he has seen some really weird 'sex stuff' in Oregon. In other news, a women in Arizona was surfing Craigslist to find a date, but not your average date. The woman was looking for a horse to have sex with. Disgusting? We thought so too. She has had multiple. Her username may or may not be Mr. Head (not to be confused with Mr. Ed). The police went undercover and busted the woman in a sting, and was obviously unable to get with a horse. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

The Honch loves Starbucks and he didn't really drink coffee all that much, now we're surprised that his daily order has become the most obnoxious thing every. Which is no surprise he wants to talk about it. However,  Honch talks about a man who apparently wanted to give all of the patrons in the Starbucks extra cream. The 27 year old man, a self described homeless model, was arrested after he was caught masturbating in the Starbucks. After calling the police, the man continued to "hammer one out" until police arrived at the scene, but not without trying to finish. He took 8 shots from the tazer. I guess that's how they do it in Miami. In other news, Bubba made his way to the local grocery store, when he embarrassed himself. In the checkout lane, the lady was scanning his groceries and he was assisting, when he said that the barcode was in the patrons blind spot, when the lady informed him that she was indeed blind...what would you do in that scenario? The Honch apparently wanted to talk about yoga pants. The Honch bought some yoga pants, and he apparently likes all of the "mouth hugs" on his you know what. If you feel compelled to send him some yoga pants, let us know. He really wants them. We couldn't avoid talking about it....you know...the Academy Awards incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock. The Fresh Prince put fresh prints on the face of Chris Rock. Not a punch...a slap. While the Academy is working on ways to punish him, Will Smith did resign from the Academy. That said, would you sue him?Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

Do you have a pets (ya know, dogs, cats, etc.)? If you answered yes, would you like to get paid to smell your dogs poop? A dog food company will pay you $6,000 to smell your dogs waste as they give you free dog food to test out how good their food is, which somehow the Honch connected this to wrestling. If you're looking to rake it in, the omni dog food company is willing to drop some deuce bills on you. Honch's daughter got a vacation while the Honch and his wife were in Mexico. Now his daughter thinks that Disney is a really affordable with to see Mickey Mouse. That said, Honch uncovered the story of 2 sisters whom got completely drunk, and outside of one of the bars, they get into a full-on argument. The sisters attempted to get an Uber to get home, but it didn't quite pan out.  When they told each other to sober up, they also couldn't get a taxi; which prompted both fist throwing and vomiting. According to the police report, the two sisters stood there and punched each other like rockem sockem robots.Honch also takes us down memory lane, where he used to ICP (Insane Clown Posse), which is somehow a transition from the Disney story. Ultimately, we called the night off with grosser than gross statements from the Bubba. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

In this week's episode, it has been 3 months since our last time together. We'll blame it on a post holiday food coma. That said, with everything going on in the world, you can buy a perfume made by the Idaho Potato Commission, that smells like (you guessed it), French fries. We were going to send one you the limited edition fragrance, but alas, it was all sold out. In other news, when asked whether or not he visits OnlyFans, Honch seemed to answer the question before the D asked it. After a quick recap to the ghost women of Honch's past, an Australian Only Fans creator has 2 vaginas and 2 wombs (after the V clarified that the womb and the uterus are the same). In her world, the woman recently announced that she is pregnant, but D is more concerned about the orientation. Honch has a hard time remembering his news story. That said, he went to Cabo for vacation, because the Honch loves Mexico. He booked an all-inclusive, with all the food and all of the drinks. Everything was great until he got on the plane, and proceeded to get gassed by the old man next to him. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

For Episode 54, Greg Benoit (Rochester Hardcore History) and I had the privilege of interviewing Michael Honch about his time in the very early days of Rochester Hardcore. Michael played in local bands Nuns on Death Row, Mr. Clean, Hunger Artist, and Powerline. After that, he moved to DC for Graduate School. The conversation primarily centers around Nuns on Death Row and Hunger Artist. It's a very interesting discussion and I would think anyone who cares about knowing the roots of our local scene could gain something from this conversation. Most of the bands Michael has played in have music available online for you to listen to, including the bands he has been in over the last decade in DC. I'm including links to all of them below, as well as a couple other things related to the interview. We will have Michael back on the podcast at some point when the unreleased Hunger Artist LP sees the light of the day via Rabbit Rabbit Records. As always you can support the podcast on patreon. Thank you to everyone who helps keep this podcast running. Due to some scheduling and technical issues, we recorded this interview in two separate segments. The second segment picks up around the 39 minute mark. Enterprise Hardcore Podcast Patreon https://www.patreon.com/EnterpriseHardcorePodcast?fan_landing=true Hunger Artist/Nuns on Death Row "Rochester Sessions" Cassette.  https://soundcloud.com/user-702779886 Hunger Artist- (near) Complete Recordings https://soundcloud.com/hunger-artist-band Powerline https://powerlinerochesterny.bandcamp.com/ Alarms And Controls  https://www.dischord.com/band/alarms-and-controls Numbers Station https://numbersstationdc.bandcamp.com/ Continuals https://continualsdc.bandcamp.com/ Rabbit Rabbit Records  https://rabbitrabbitrecordspress.bigcartel.com https://www.facebook.com/rabbitrabbitrecordspress/videos/617441042813451 Made You A Tape Blog (More info on the letter Michael wrote to Ian Mackeye that Ian kept for over 30 years). http://www.madeyouatape.com/a-letter-is-a-vote-for-the-future/ Rochester Hardcore History SoundCloud  https://m.soundcloud.com/rochesterhardcorehistory --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/enterprise-hardcore-podcast/support

In this week's episode, the Honch starts the show incredibly excited because Don Lemon is getting in trouble, and the Honch has apparently been waiting for years for this to happen. As it turns out, Lemon was at a bar in New York and got really drunk, and well, he sexually assaulted someone. He was 'America's Sweetheart' but probably not anymore after an aggressive ball rubbing. In other news, Red is really afraid of Lady Elaine in Mr. Rogers.A man in the UK (windsor) was out gardening, when an airplane emptied their waste tank, dumping poop down to the ground, where it hit a man out taking care of his garden.For the low low price of $84,000, an artist gave a museum 2 blank canvasses instead of what he was supposed to do.  Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

In this week's episode, right out of the gate Honch finally becomes aware that Bubba looks just like Duff from Charm City Cakes, and we'll get some video over to Duff on Cameo soon. He might be the same person, but Bubba clearly wouldn't have the baking skills.Would you take financial investing advice from a gerbil/hamster? (Are they the same thing). There is a gerbil that id probably crushing it with his Doge coin.There is a woman who is currently suing Geico because she contracted HPV from a man in a car. The woman is claiming that because got an STD, her insurance is apparently responsible. We have declared B.S on that one.Are you a fan of Jurassic Park? If you remember the main premise, a man wants to bring back dinosaurs from DNA. Well, as it turns out, we're not that far off. Scientists have decided to bring back the woolly mammoth by leveraging DNA samples that they have. They're really trying to get an animal that can survive -40 degree temperatures.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

Jethrow had some stuff happen awhile ago at work (Valentine's Day). There was a girl crying, and Jethrow speculates that it had to do with the fact that he was married. Jethrow never got clarification on that during their breakroom conversations. Have you ever served a life sentence? A man served 40 years after robbing a local taco shop with a water pistol. Some beachgoers in Australia weren't following their curfew, when they were spooked by deer (or any animal...would do the same thing). The two naked men were in a bit of trouble. Then..Honch pretty much obsesses over the olympics. Sort of. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

All of 'the boys' recap their trip to Chicago, where Bubba, Honch, and D ventured out to the Exxxotica show to see what it is all about (as VIP's of course). This includes loads of people watching, where we saw Jesus on a leash, there were pole dancers, and predator with the occasional ball gag and handcuffs. There was also a stage show where couples were swapping roles in the moment. And to top it off, Katie Morgan from Zack and Miri make a porno was there. We capped the night with Superdawg, which couldn't have tasted any better. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

Gordy is out this week, and the word on the street is that he was arrested in Sweden for impersonating Burt Reynolds.We quickly get into the news, where a bunch of men, ALL named Josh, were to fight to declare the ultimate josh. So don't mess with any Joshes in Omaha Nebraska. What started with a battle of rock, paper, scissors....ended with pool noodle battles. The winner was given a Burger King crown to celebrate being the victor of Joshes.Honch didn't want to talk about COVID-19, so he wanted to ask a question about inserting things in butts. The president of the Philippines is requiring the vaccine, or they will give it to you right in the dual-cheeks, after being arrested of course.A YouTuber thought she had witnessed a 'real person' floating dead in the water, and she called the cops only to find out that it was a blow-up. There was an entire team of rescue divers on scene to help with the drowning 'person', but it was a doll. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

This week, Gordy is out in Mexico selling roses in parking lot and making his way back to Michigan. So the D's wife has joined the team this week, alongside Bubba and the Honch. The D prompty starts this week's schedule with a wively insult since Vee doesn't have a news topic for this week. After that, we jump right in to couples counseling. What is the wost thing that you've ever done when something wasn't quite right at a restaurant? Bubba passively aggressively sent back his Prime Rib dinner because it was 'too raw', and Honch worked at Subway (if you didn't already know this), but he did send back a burger because it was overcooked, and still gave them a good tip.The Bubba left a 1 cent tip at Old Chicago when our 'group' was ignored at the bar; the same place where we saw a very small kid (like 2 years of age) playing with knives. That said, our talk of restaurants led to Honch talking about a 'poop dollar', where you leave a dollar on a curb, as well as the infamous pretzels from Mall Rats. Once we finally get to the news (apologies for the screaming child. Since the Vee joined the show, it apparently angered the D's 2 year old son). a man in Iowa, was angry about his chicken nugget order at his local McDonald's, so he called in a bomb threat. The man was arrested on felony charges and probably didn't get his sauce packets, but likely got at least any one phone call. But people tend to call in bomb threats when they don't want any sort of event to take place...like getting rid of a body. How did we go from chicken nuggets to death?Do you use handcuffs? The D asked the Vee if she wants to be handcuffed like a Ukranian couple, who handcuffed themselves together to help improve the relationship, until they got married...which was for 123 days of being handcuffed together, and they didn't get married. Once the couple removed the cuffs, they promptly ended the relationship. Of course, the conversation quickly jumps into couples that poop together in the same room. The D and Vee do it, but apparently this isn't a normal thing. The Honch something to say you to. But before he says it, he wants to pay hommage to Jay Mewes....DO YOUR JOB!A 62 year old man in Wyoming called the cops after he was curious why he wasn't arrested. He was using meth and was expecting to do his job...but Honch just really likes telling stories where idiot criminals call the cops him themselves. This then goes into one of Honch's high school stories.  Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastbox:RSS Feed

We start off slooooooow, and just a few minutes in, Honch insults himself about talking about COVID, and then decided to poke fun at 50 state laws, but specifically the stupid ones. Did you know it is illegal to drive blindfolded in Alabama? YOu would that that this is common sense, but maybe it isn't.In Arizona it is illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bath tub. And Arkansas you cannot honk your horn outside of a sandwich shop after 9 pm, and there are laws regarding pickles. Weird. There is a kids show...that features a man with a large penis. This is real. We're really not sure what to say here, especially when we discuss a robbery immediately after. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastbox:RSS Feed

Gordy is out this week, so it's just the 'el trio'. The week starts off with D's story of getting a phone call from Hailey from Mountain Strong Hemp Company who hooked us up with some tasty hemp products. They cell Delta-8 THC products, including shatter, gummies, and everything else that is great.Now onto the real news, Honch gets to the point: What is the weirdest thing that you pulled out of your anus? The 11 weirdest things ever pulled from an anus. It started with a story of a student who got a vibrator stuck in your butt, and her boyfriend was unable to get it out. He attempted removal using BBQ tongs. After using it as a sex tool, it ended up in a visit to the doctor where they had to remove it. That wasn't the most extreme though.The second thing that Honch decides to bring up, is a glass bottle being stuck in. Should we keep going? The Honch does...and apparently, he doesn't have a safe word.A California man, was poking around a farmland (vineyard), where he found a large fan. The man climbed into it, and got stuck. Police show up, the question him, and he stated that he was taking photographs, but as it turns out, he had a lot of meth on him. Not so much on the photos.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastbox:RSS Feed

It didn't take long after introductions for Honch to say that he wanted Nicolas Cage inside of him. D follows up with a bad impersonation of Alf.Eventually we make our way into the real news.Down south, where there was a gas shortage, a woman in South Carolina attempted to run from Police, and ended up crashing the vehicle with 'multiple explosions' taking place. As it turns out the woman had loaded up the vehicle with gas from a gas station. She was engulfed in flames...and the police offer forced her to 'stop, drop, and roll'. The lesson? Don't hoard fuel people!! Eleanor didn't fall too far from the tree, where she actually covered herself in gasoline. She was pumping and gas went everywhere, including her hair. It reminds us of the post cow tipping scene in Tommy Boy with the forever remembered Chris Farley.A mother has started a GoFundMe after her son ordered thousands of dollars in popsicles in Amazon, which resulted in over 900 Sponge Bob frozen popsicles, and she is unable to return them. Never leave your kids alone people!!!Bubba loves to leave us with his daily dad jokes!Eleanor took us on a story adventure about her visit to the ChiropractorListen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastbox:RSS Feed

It has been awhile everyone, and as you can imagine, there's a lot that has happened. But..we simply pick up where we think we left off. D, Honch, Bubba, and V. It starts off with D obsessing over a pizza shop that Honch's dad once owned, and in a brief visit, Honch's dad gives D an entire stick of pepperoni. It is all about the grease cups.The Honch loves Rude Jude, and while he started with out a story about a Nigerian woman who is divorcing his wife because his penis was too big, to talking about Jenny Jones and Steve.In other news, the D is jealous that a Texas "teacher of the year" recipient stepped down because she gave a student oral sex. It leaves Honch asking why his teacher growing up, didn't offer the same services. She was arrested...of course, and it was all linked back to text messages.Bubba brings to the table, a story of a man who was scamming over 35 woman as girlfriends. All of them bought him gifts for his birthday. How would you manage that many girlfrields. Would it be an app? Maybe he manages them from his customer list, which is comprised of people he sold shower heads to.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast,  Amazon Music, Spotify,  Google Play,  iHeartRadio,  Pocket Cast, Stitcher, Castro,  Castbox, RSS Feed

Gordy was out this week, so D's wife joined in for a little fun. Bubba quickly jumps us off with "Today in Stupid". Bubba makes his own cinnamon soaked tooth picks by using cinnamon essential oils. In doing so, he forgot to wash his hands before using the bathroom...and let the burning commence. Now it burns when bubba pees and it is isn't an STD. He was flailing and full windmill style trying to cool off.Honch then takes us on his 'burning' story, bringing back his days of high school football locker rooms. One of the team members took Icy Hot and run it one of the guys' jockstraps, and as it turns out, it got really hot, and adding a little water made it quite worse...but Gold Bond does work to keep you cool when mowing the lawn. That's a dad tip just for you.In the Czech Republic there is currently a curfew due to COVID-19. A man was recently arrested because he was walking his dog. Walking your dog was an exception to be outside after curfew. However, the dog that he was walking was a stuffed animal and not an actual dog.There was a man who was caught by police masturbating at a Walmart in Kansas. However, this isn't a routine thing...well, it is...but he has been caught several times. We then wrap up with a discussion around whether or not lingerie belongs in sexual activities or not. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-NewsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: https://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

After introductions, we quickly go down the adventure of high school laxatives, Honch talking about really large poops (there is some sort of theme here the last few weeks.) and the deliciousness that is Wendy's Chili. Also, apparently Gordy tried to eat Tequila nachos, and it didn't quite taste as good as he expected. We called the episode with the fact that if you're having bacon cravings during COVID-19, you can now get a mask that smells like bacon.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-NewsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Before we recorded this week's episode, Honch made everyone Chicken Schwarma and Gordy accidentally clogged the D's toilet with his meat poops.And the kicker is that we forced him to talk about it after D's wife texted him to come up stairs and help out by finding a plunger. A woman whose name is Amethyst fell in love with a ghost named Ray. Apparently they joined the mile high club on one of her flights. Well, things started going poorly and the woman believed that the ghost was distanced, and perhaps cheating on her. She called the wedding off. Gordy then takes the topic down into a completely different direction. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-NewsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

In this episode, we start off our introductions as we always do, but this time, Honch threatened to take his shirt off with his Danny Devito grin. We always introduce Gordy as a character from a movie - Howard The Duck in this case. Once we finally go to the news, Bubba took us down the rabbit hole on Subway in Ireland. In the country, the ratio of flour to sugar is apparently...important. The issue went all the way to the courts, where the bread at Subway is not legally bread. There are taxes that you would pay when you enter a certain category of food, and Subway has argued they don't belong. This quickly turned to the quest for cheap burgers...and then back to the 'tax refunds' for Subway. The lawsuit is apparently stressful for Bubba, because it is giving him a migraine headache. Maybe he's a little too carb loaded. When Honch worked at Subway, he had the nickname 'roast beast', and used to profile what sandwich someone would order based on who walked in the door. He then proceeded to give us the 'recipe' of the worst sandwich to order. Speaking of ordering, we learned that Gordy accidentally got 'free' coffee from one of the local chains, because he honestly thought it was free.After discussing about all sorts of things, Honch wanted to give us all tips on dating rules around his daughter, including the only complement that he has ever said regarding his wife. He then gave us the rules for dating his daughter. Rule 1, his daughter is not an ATM, and isn't getting any money for the first date. Rule 2 - no sagging jeans allowed. Honch will provide help getting this back up. And....probably the most important. Sexting = death.An Instagram model from Australia that dresses as cat woman...is thief. She was doing masked robberies, all while having a history of being a real estate agent. Over 2 years, she committed several crimes, which started out with the help of teenage kids to do the work, but she eventually got into the action. Her convictions included wielding a knife at a Target store. To end it all, the night before recording this episode, Gordy was laying in bed with his wife. He was looking at pictures of hot dogs, when he got into an argument if it was a sandwich, and is chili soup?Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-NewsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Honch kicks us off with stories about him getting on planes again. When Honch went through security, he made observations of other individuals and their crazy masks. Basically, Honch walks into a bathroom at 4:30 am in the morning, and it was a complete nightmare. After boarding, the man sitting next to him ate all his snacks and left him at the gate.Gordy discusses a man in Lincoln, Nebraska that went up in front a bunch of a city council a true American hero, a true patriot if you will. He does not like the term boneless chicken wing. If you haven't seen the speech, you should check it out on YouTube or in your Facebook video feed! In the speech, her proposed removing boneless chicken wings from all menus, or renaming them.Bubba then takes us on the 'pun intended' news headline adventure, calling out news titles across the globe. We end the night with a man who ran around his house to get a fly, but ended up causing an explosion. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

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We started this episode off as a complete train wreck. We were dertailed by the fact that Honch was wearing a holster that contained Texas Pete hot sauce. Yes, you heard that right. He litereally carries around a holster full of hot sauce. And by the way, this is our 69th episode.Gordy starts us off with a 'birthday'. It is grandma's birthday, and the granddaughter of said grandma was feeling a bit riskay, looking for some solo-loving. She proceeds to purchase a vibrator/dildo, but she found out that it shipped to her grandmother's house and then handed off to her father. Since she didn't receive her package, Amazon proceeded to send another one to grandma. After facing the music during Christmas, her father proceeds to inform her to stop sending grandma sex toys.Have you ever seen Iron Man in person? Not Robert Downey Jr. at the movie theater, but an actual Iron Man. At an airport, a man was spotted by multiple pilots, floating with a jetpack at approximately 3,000 ft. The FAA is currently investegating the near miss, as it could have caused dangerous scenario, but how do you get a jet pack?? Honch follows it up with his experience with a pilot talk. One that included several ways one could die. What is your porn name? Not just the 'street name' and the basic porn name generator, but what would your porn name be?Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Honch is running for President. Not really, Honch has uncovered a news story about his future state. An old man has duped many women by posing online as both a young looking man and that man's father. He would post online to unsuspecting females, and then bait-and-switch them out to have sex with his older father, who faked that the man required sex to live.Bubba closes out his 3 week segment of "1958 Dating Tips".A nude man in Germany was hanging out at the beach, when he was approached by a wild boar. He was able to scare him off, and it is not the first time it has happened to the man and his friends.In Japan, they have done something making it easier to see if a toilet has been used before you use it in Japan. That's right, the country has been unveiling toilets, where they are clear until someone sits on them. That means that you can see everything!Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

In this week in Stupid, the Honch kicks us off quickly with a story about a man who went to a store, stole from it several times during the day, and then came back and ended up getting a job application after getting several 'free' pairs of sunglasses.Bubba let's us know that if we're looking for a man, then we should order our steaks rare? These are some really bad dating tips from the 1958. Gordy discusses an Amazon delivery driver that while leaving a package at a woman's home, a man ran from his van to her garden. While he wasn't stealing fire wood as suspected, the man was actually taking a dump on her property. Where do you go in-case of an emergency?Have you ever had to put out a fire? What would you typically use? Well, a California man when dealing with the recent California fires, had to resort to something very unusual to put out his fire. Beer. Yes, that's right, BEER. After having exhausted other resources, the man used quite a few cans of Bud Light to put out a fire to protect his shop, and it actually worked!Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Every week, we introduce Gordy as a celebrity that he is not, and this week is he Balki from the classic TV show Perfect Strangers. Sorry for Honch's crunching on his 'Speedway" Baby Back Rib ruffled chips (not a paid placement). Now on to the news, a restaurant in China has asked patrons to weigh themselves when they come in. When you enter the restaurant you do a weigh in, and based on your numbers you are suggested items to eat during your time there. Apparently this comes from the country's initiatives around food waste, but definitely fat shaming - which turns into a discussion around a group of guys on YouTube that do the 'all you can eat buffet' challenge - which you still pay top price in Las Vegas.A man in Cleveland, Ohio when to a bank to rob it, and on his way there, grabbed something to write his note on. As it turns out, that note was written on DMV paperwork. The police showed up hours later...and it is all over. Then things go well...wrong-ish.The 1950's have yielded some really weird things, especially dating tips for a woman to find a man. Bubba takes us down memory lane, divulging some of the worst dating tips we have ever heard, like tripping in public, getting lost at a football game, and widowers. We end the episode with Gordy encountering a giant man on his mission to sell a used TV on Craigslist. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

This is our first episode back recording from the whole COVID-19/Corona Virus thing. We have finally started back up, trying to find our way away. But we're back and we're so ready, but without Gordy this week (whom we have joked that he stars in Stranger Things, but he only looks like the character Dustin).We finally got into the news, where Honch brings his love for Detroit Lions, but he's not talking about the Tiger King, he is talking about the Washington Redskins changing their name. What we need to ask is, what do they change their name to? That said, they changed did finally change their name to "The Washington Football Team". Literally the most literal name you could go with....seriously that is the best that their marketing/PR department could come up with? They are only putting numbers on their helmet, with no identifying logo.After discussing the names of sports team, clearly the only thing to talk about immediately after that is robots. But there is a tie in with the prior topic, because a Japanese baseball team has brought in a squad of robots, which includes some of them in dog form. What is odd about these robots is that the robots dance. Have you also seen all of those cardboard cutouts, or maybe the movie that D couldn't come up with; Weekend at Bernie's ? Turns out someone put Bernie on a cardboard cutout behind homeplate at an MLB game, or realistic sex dolls.A man in Jamaica won the local lottery, and he won $95 million, which is approximately $670,000 in US dollars. In order to remain anonymous, the man dressed up in a Darth Vader costume. If the world had to see you, would you dress in disguise.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

We started off with Honch, who was discussing the things that he does to piss his wife off - whom I believe was using the term "Gordo".When Honch is needed, he'll go out to the garage and then do nothing, including him listening to Amazon Music. Honch's wife was not a fan of him buying a new truck - so without any money. He then asked the guys, what we do to make our wives angry. When the D's wife cooks, which is not her forte' - she makes these meals, and then the D takes ALL of it and then throws it into the trash. Gordy likes to make his wife angry with the 'Dad Yawn', making it loud and prominent as possible, and he gets the death stare. Bubba typically goes to bed late, where he'll start doing chores. Bubba is out nailing items to the wall during a recent move, but that's not the kicker. Bubba will close his evening by taking a nice bag of chips in bed, which the grease reminded Honch of a girl in college.There's a man who is enlisting the help of friends and the Internet to find a date. If you help him find his date, then you could get $25,000 for helping him. If the date ends up in a relationship in Kansas, then you could get the money.Did you know that people standing up to whipe is a thing? Gordy never knew that this was a 'thing'. The room was 50/50. Gordy and D had no idea that people did this, but the other guys in the room are active practicers.Do you tip your pizza guy? Bubba says leave a tip, or else!Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

It has been awhile since our last episode. In fact, we had just recorded before COVID, but after being in a bit of a shutdown, we're finally back at it. But first, a few pre-COVID episodes to prime your ears.After a brief intro, Honch kicks us off with a couple who decided that they wanted to make money by selling tickets to Heaven, and apparently they are solid gold. Doesn't that sort of remind you of the Charlie and The Chocolate Factory? As you'll hear in the story, it started when the couple had an 'epiphany' in a KFC parking lot, where he said Jesus gave him the tickets, of which, he said he would wear a wire to catch him.His wife just wanted to get drugs, a trip to space, and a baby allegator. Did you ever think that when you didn't hear from family, that it could be that your wife essentially faked your death and had your grave. He has declared that he is alive. After talking about a case of fake death, Gordy tell us about going Salmon fishing, which is not really what they were doing. It begins with his friend "Nitro", who was dishing it out at some of the other guys, who ended up urinating in his beverage, which was really the intro to weekend shenanigans.Bubba discovered what can only be summarized is dog-o-vision or pup-radio. Content and fully funded media all to help dogs that are home alone. A large percentage of dog owners are leaving media devices on.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

We startup this episode with the Honch trying to play footsie with the D, so we're not really sure what is going on. Whatever it is...completely disgusting. We tackle the topic a woman that was arrested after blasting AC/DC's Highway To Hell and other loud music from her home, and she threw a frying pan at a member of her family. She was arrested 4 times in 26 hours. And apparently, she should just use headphones.Would you look at a hotel special if you got a free room for getting pregnant? IF you have a baby from a Valentines Day 'nooner', you got a place to stay for 18 years, which is when they become an adult.What do you think about the shower? Bubba tries to get us to think about really weird subjects in the shower, which includes your head travelling, pizza ovens, and more. The Honch closes us down with a little 'can do' automotive advice. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

On this episode, Gordy is out, so it is just the D, Honch, and Bubba. It starts up really awkward with the Honch kicking us off with a story of McDonald's, including how to get hundreds of nuggets. What did it mean when for years we ate nuggets, but all of a sudden they announced all white meat. What were we eating before? However, that wasn't really the point of the topic, as a woman in Toledo, Ohio was so angry that she when was being rung up in the drive-thru, she pulled ahead to the next window where she was told that they were out of nuggets. The woman leaned out and slapped the employee in the face. OVER NUGGETS. Is that as bad as the shake machine going down?Do you like giant candy bars? Bubba likes Reese's, the Honch likes Take 5. The Hershey company released a massive Take 5 bar. They took on Mars making the Snickers bar, which must of had something to do with the Superbowl 2020 commercial featuring a giant Snickers bar. If you could have a candy bar in giant form, what would it be?Are you in the mood for sausage rolls? Bubba read an entire article and wasn't sure what it is. The British...or the 'red coats' apparently like the variant on pigs in a blanket. But chicken wings are king when it comes to Superbowl snacks, which Honch refers to it as the "Super Bowel"Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

A 365 pound man ordered a pizza and was angry because he ordered garlic knots and didn't get them. He was so angry that he ended up punching the delivery man in the face. We're going to go out on a limb and say that he didn't get a tip. An Australian man filled his entire vehicle with water and drove it to the liquor store. He was wearing scuba gear and had modified the vehicle so that you could drive it with water. That is certainly one way to do a beer run. The Honch then tells us about his parents getting 'flooded' out at the car wash, after wrapping up a date with his new girlfriend.Also 'just in', a worker at a Best Buy in Hawaii had noticed a man stealing from the location more than once, so she attacked the man. As Gordy stated, "she wasn't having it." What some didn't know is that the worker had put in her 2 week notice to leave the company, but she was fired for the altercation.A Kansas man has asked the judge to settle divorce terms with things like property taxes, by having a sword fight. He asked for time to train so that he could train for the bout. Just so you know, the Honch would sword fight his wife, and Gordy had a TV 'thrown' or pushed onto his head. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

In this episode, Honch gets us started off with what he does best, talking about the adult industry. A man is suing PornHub, claiming that the adult entertainment website doesn't provide closed caption for the hearing impaired. As it turns out, the VP of PornHub, Corey Price, publically responded that they have over 400 videos with CC. But how would they spell out certain things that take place in these videos, such as the sound of moaning. Have you been to Nevada? If you're there right now, you may run into a pidgeon that has been walking and flying around with a sombrero hat. Earlier in 2019, people had spotted pidgeons wearing tiny cowboy hats. Would they add in tiny spurs? If you see it, please let us know!Someone was on a plane from Texas to Chicago, and there was a drug fest. We don't really know how else to say it, but it included probably the grossest loogie ever described by mankind. Bubba closes us down with dad jokes, but Honch has the last word with a drunken summary of our cruise ship vacation.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

In this episode, the Honch is always here because we can't rid of him. And now with our new team member Gordy, we introduce him as someone who played Charlie in Kinky Boots. Quickly we start in a little bit of a tiff. The Honch doesn't now how to pronounce Billie Eilish and he isn't a fan, but the D is a closet fan. It is not pronounced Billy Eyelash.The Honch kicks off the news with a story coming out Missouri and Oklahoma. At an adult store, there was a carjacking involving a truck, a meth head, and a goat. We feel really bad for the goat, which makes us goat sympathizers. What happened to the goat?What happens in the beginning of Big Lebowski? If you said tumbleweeds you are correct. In the state of Washington, tumblegeddon happened. Several cars and trucks were trapped when tumbleweeds took over the highway, which resulted people missing the New Years celebration.After the news, Gordy shares a story about him being on vacation in Mexico, where he opened the cooler. He thought it was a bug, but as it turned out, his pants were down, thus exposing his male member to his in-laws and his grandparents. Gordy then discussed how weird things got, where his grandmother in-law asked to see it again. What would you do in that situation?Honch also had an incident of accidental nudity, when he got out of the shower at home, it turned out that members of his family were there. Honch didn't know they were there, and he came out, and well, they saw all of his prizes. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

With our latest cast, Gordy is now introduced as a cast member of voice from various movies, of which he isn't. This week, we said that he was the voice of Johnny 5 in the 80's classic Short Circuit. It was a crew of 3 this week, as Bubba is currently out of commision but returning soon!We're not sure if anyone knew this, but the Honch went to college and knew a guy who liked GILF and it's exactly what you think. His roommate would track down older women, spend $40 on PBR, and take people back to his room...yeet. The Honch had to sleep on the bottom bunk, which has made us all fortunate to hear some of his college life stories.A Colorado man was feeling a little bit more giving this holiday season. A man in Colorado actually had robbed a bank, left the bank, and while making his way to his local Starbucks, was throwing money at people and yelling Merry Christmas. He sat and waited for the cops to arrest him. Good guy or bad guy?Gordy poses the absolute necessity to make a decision. Who would you rather bang? Rod Stewart or Eddie Money, or how about Mama June and Vince from the Shamwow commercials. How about Susan Boyle or Mimi from The Drew Carey Show? Honch asked to add people to the equation.Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

This week is still just the D and 'The Honch' together. In a basement. Alone. Honch rants about anti-vaccinations, including Jenny McCarthy, who thought that her and 'other moms' got autism from vaccinations. D didn't know that that whole story was unnearthed, but is this true?But that is not the worst of the conversation. There was a lady in Australia that laced suckers with chicken pox, and then proceeded to hand them out to kids.Do you like Jacuzzis? If you're looking for a great holiday/Christmas gift. There is a company that sells a jacuzzi for your balls or testicles (if you want to be more scientific). It is called the Testicuzzi, and it will keep your region ultra relaxed, and apparently they get their own spa day. And the coolest thing about it is that they used a 3D printer to prototype it, and you can get it in a multitude of colors.Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

As it turns out, everyone has disappeared this week, as it was Jethrow's last few episodes. This week it was just Honch and D.To kick things off, Honch wishes Steve Jobs to hell because apparently he struggest with technology. But we finally made it to the real topic of flogging. A man who was making laws in Indonesia concerning sexual deviance, was caught in the act, and thus gets flogged (due to his laws). In between the discussion we take a huge left turn into Honch trying to get his kids' teacher's phone number. What ultimately happened is that the man was flogged 28 times, and he is still alive.After discussing flogging, we go into our usual Arby's rant, which involves us talking about large amounts of meat.Are you aware how much money strippers make? In Atlanta, strippers average about $100,000 per year and about $8,000 a night in tips. Isn't that surreal? Honch was able to elaborate on the girls driving Mercedes and Corvettes. This triggered memories in Honch's life, which included his discussion of celebrity chefs going to strip clubs.Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

It only took about the first minute for Honch to get into puking up after drinking old timey alcohol after reference to the movie National Lampoon's Senior Trip.And speaking of movies, Honch watched the latest John Wick film and decided to give us a piece of his mind. John Wick 1 (was awesome), John Wick 2 (was awesome), and apparently the movie is made for Russians? John Wick 3...12 hours of going after Russians again and something about a dog. After ranting about how many movie characters can attach eachother, we immediately get into creepy things to say to people while walking by. There is a bar called the "Open Concept", which instead of charging you every time you want a drink, they have a pay by the hour drinking deal. Could you survive it? And do Amish people drink?Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

On this episode, we get a new member: Gordy. D is just going to assume every episode that he was in some movie, starting with Debbie Does Dallas and IT. The connection was that the characters name was Georgie, but Gordy is close enough. Fully man.If you didn't catch this from every other episode, the Honch has to travel, and subsequently has to deal with a lot of people dressed terribly, including dressing like a prostitute, pajama jeans, and 'boogs'. Honch believes that airports should have a dresscode, and not to dress up, but to actually dress down..and Halloween themed days.Jethrow searched the archives of Reddit for the best questions, specifically "vibing gamer". What is the loophole you have ever found? Honch thought it was about video games, but it's not. Jethrow found out that attendance wasn't taken until 15 minutes in, so then Jethrow would leave class afterwards. Honch had problems overpaying his traffic violations.There is a restaurant in Minnesota that has a burger it claims, will induce labor. What ingredients are required for that to happen? How about Carolina Reapers?Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

So once we got into the news, a very, very, very dedicated fan went to Miley Cyrus concert in Las Vegas, NV and he wasn't supposed to be there. He was so obsessed, that he wanted to impregnate Miley and posted it everywhere including Facebook and Instagram. Security and everyone else was on alert just incase the man showed up to the concert, and they eventually got him at T-mobile arena close to the Luxor Hotel. Honch doesn't want to 'knock her up', he wants to have a relationship with Jethrow.So Jethrow also brought us a question from the Internet, which was "How do you cook your Ramen, what do you add to it?" The Honch adds egg, and apparently the Jethrow adds hot dogs. Did you also know that people are ashamed with they buy Ramen at the store? They put it at the bottom of the cart.Did you hear about the plane that made an emergency landing after coffee was spilled on the plane's cockpit controls. The plan, bound for Cancun, Mexico had to divert, as smoke came into the cab. With over 300 people on board, this could have brewed something worse. Was this the awful on-plane coffee, or did someone bring on their latte. At the end of the day everyone was ok, there was no injuries, and they will be using cup lids to keep PLANES FROM CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN! There was a woman who decided that impersonating a police officer was a good thing. With carrying a gun and badge, the woman in Georgia decided that she wanted some snacks...and well, expected some snacks because was, as she thought, "the law". She was pulled over my the real police (not her parole officer) and she is in trouble. If we can make one recommendation, don't impersonate a police officer for snacks. What snack would you impersonate an officer for? Cream pies, nutty bars, cool ranch munchies, and strawberry swiss cake rolls? D discussed a time where a snack almost cost him his life in his car. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

A group of people flock to the city of Rachel (a ways outside of Las Vegas) to take on Area 51. What began as a Facebook event to storm the military base, turned into a smaller following on-site. People quickly realized that law enforcement would hold them accountable, and it was mostly peaceful. Only one person was arrested and was let go moments later. Jethrow then tells us about his next big business idea, which involves creating a TV game show where they setup a sting operation with cash on the dash of a car. The thief takes the money and then they are caught, but does anyone even win this game? After talking about Jethrow's game show, Honch wanted to talk about Bridget The Midget, who is a tiny porn start that recently stabbed her boyfriend who was cheating on her. We get into the whole 'PC' around the phrase, but there is a complete audio track of this happening. Bubba gets us up to speed on some illegal smuggling going on. As it turns out, in Australia, there is a 'syndicate' that was bringing in Danish Hog Seamen. We would hate to be the investegatorsListen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

A place in United Kingdom is trying to deter people from using their public restrooms as places for sexual activities. The units can sense people using them in ways unintended, which results in getting sprayed, being blasted with loud noises, and the doors will open...so it's not a good place to have a date.The Jethrow then finds a question from Reddit; how do you basically stop someone that is talking...politely. The Honch thinks that going to the bathroom is the answer. Or pretending that your wallet is a flip phone. In other news, a meth dealer who had $140 million dollars in Meth, crashed into a cop car...in front of a police station. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

We start off this episode with the story of a religious school opening in what used to be a strip club in a strip mall. If you've ever been to one, there is probably some major renovations needed, including glitter removal. I guess there's a reason for you to go to Wisconcin (if not for the cheese curds.) We wonder if the school uniforms might be a little questionable.We turned to reddit to figure out what is our worst first world problems. As it turns out, Honch eats a lot and over stuffs his body. Jethrow doesn't know which of his 3 cars to get rid of, and the D cannot get his USB charger to work for his iPhone. Bubba has issues with the Taco Bell app. Also...Honch resurfaces the pain of his wife ordering Starbucks.So PornHub is actually doing something pretty crazy, but it sort of makes sense. In what they call the 'dirtiest porn ever', it starts people in very polluted areas to bring awareness to the issue of trash. Every time this clip is watched, money is donated to cleaning up beaches. In other news..a person in Florida got in a bit of trouble by making a pill in the same of President Donald Trump. The drug (Ecstacy) was in the shape of his head (and organge in color). The man was pulled over....and of course, the drugs were taken. Looks like he'll be spending some time in prison. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

To kick off this episode of Delay Radio, we sort of quickly jump into the news. A man has tried to escape prison by dressing up as his daughter, and well, forgetting to talk like his daughter's voice. The Honch elightened us to question where the daughter was...when he was trying to escape as her. Jethrow then tells us about a time when a telemarketer called him about helping his business. Jethrow keeps the man on the phone for 45 minutes, just to mess with him. Have you ever messed with one?We continue this jail/prison theme that wasn't intentional. Did you know that it was illegal to masturbate in jail? As it turns out, a man in Florida that is already in jail...is being charged again. He better have soft sheets, he's going to be in for awhile.We end with Honch ending his marriage via. podcast episode. Why you say? Because apparently stupid decisions. You're in for it Honch (if you're reading this).Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

We start this episode with a horrible intro per usual, and then once we settle down, we get into the news. A southern man was in a Walmart, where he was caught stealing BBQ brisket (sliced of course), and a propane tank in his pants. The cops didn't have a hard time finding the items, but the man was so angry in the cruiser that he tried to bust his way out. He was charged with assault...(not salt, which you would want to put in a brisket before smoking.)Also, some of us didn't know it, but Jethrow was in jail at some point in his life. He then tells us about a man who was intoxicated that busted the window on a cruiser, and then catches pepper spray and spits it back at the cop. What kind of people is Jethrow talking to? Jethrow decided to befriend him so he didn't get in trouble.After talking about his jailtime, Jethrow searched the Internet for the finest of questions. A man has grown bored of his job, and wanted a creative way to quit his job. If Honch wanted to leave his mark, he would take a huge dump in filing cabinets. We're starting to see a pattern with Honch. Bubba's method of leaving is a little more passive aggressive...by sending an email and making an epic exit. We'll leave it to all of you to leave your job. Needless to say, you really shouldn't do any of these things...we're just kidding.A man in Florida man had enough of his neighbor playing loud bass music, so he went upstairs, grabbed roach spray...and shot it in the faces of people, and then proceedes to hit himself nunchucks. He's been watching karate kid too many times...but the Honch prefers to watch the West Virginia Ninja. We end with a man in Belgium who decided to try to create a record for sitting on the toilet. Would you ever try to break a record for sitting on a toilet? Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

We start this episode like we do every other week, complete stupidity. We then go into a news story about a man from Idaho, who stacked 30 bars of wet soap in one minute. That is one bar of soap stacked every 2 seconds. Can you do this? We then decided to take on one of David Rush's world records...featuring blueberries, lawnmowers (running of course), and growing extra long fingernails. We then discussed the world records we wouldn't want to go after, such as eating hot dogs at a nude beach.Once we get off the topic of of records, we quickly get into discussing things you wouldn't want to be several times larger than they are. It's immediately goes to body parts, bowling balls, and bees. Jethrow hates the idea of giant bees.After talking about having large fingers, the Honch tells us about a woman who went into a McDonalds, got upset, and decided to empty a few gun casings in the restaurant. The bullet went into the ceiling, maybe she was angry over Honch's Big Mac. Lasty, we discuss Arby's taking on vegetarians by creating carrots made out of meat to make a mockery of the market, which includes the food world starting to adopt things like Beyond Burgers. You can buy 'meat carrots' now. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

We start off this week's episode like every other one, with a terrible introduction (thanks D).We jump right in to news coming out of Las Vegas. Grasshoppers have taken the 'sin city' by storm. While we didn't discuss it, a restaurant used the grasshoppers on their pizza, or if you're some sort of fusion place...then there you go. The craziest part of this whole thing is that the grasshoppers show up on the weather radar. We then discussed how Honch cleans...including waxing. After discussing the 'swarm', Jethrow digs into the questions that he finds on the Internet. He was curious about what insults sound classy. We also gave Honch a new nickname "two thumbs up Honch". If you have some classy insults that make you sound intelligent, let us know.As we stop talking about 'Old English' insults, Honch tells us about a woman who is marrying her Golden Retriever, after living part of her life with over 200 unsucessful dates. She was seeking out something that has always worked and has always been there for the better. Dating was not working.In other news, Canada is overly sensitive about womens razors. The country issued a recall...based on well, no one calling to complain about the razor. Can we just stick to positive things like poutine? Razors are designed to work. We ended this episode by going on...and on...and on about peanut butter.Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

On this episode of Delay Radio, we have a lot of news, some questions from the Internet,naked scooting, and Tesla drivers.We start off this episode trying to talk about the topics we have, but we end up doing Adam Sandler's character, Waterboy (and poorly). So to get us started off, imagine if you will...you're sleeping in your house (or maybe you are at work), someone breaks in and cleans your house. Here's the kicker though, they didn't steal anything. They vacuumed, cleaned the rugs, made beds...they did everything. Whoever the would be cleaner was, made some origami roses and left them on the toilet paper.After going on about Honch cleaning his house..the Jethrow searches Reddit for the best questions. What minor inconveniences you can give people? How about if your sleeves rolled down every time you washed your hands. After talking about ruining peoples' day, Honch discusses looking at pictures of large men on scooters. Actually...it's because a man got pulled over and couldn't figure out why, but the cop called out the fact that the man was naked. We then get into the weirdest things that we've done in the nude. The D collected the mail in the nude. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

On this episode of Delay Radio, we discuss the finest of bar offers, including free drinks...or free bar shots. people ask. For every goal scored, a bar was offering free drinks for every goal...and let's just say that after a 13-1 win by the US team, the bar made a lot of people REALLY drunk. The owners said that they didn't think people would really go after it, but I mean, they did advertise it..so they have to honor it. I guess they learned their lesson. We then discuss some of the weirdest drink dares we've done, including a cement mixers. Have you ever had a cement mixer? One word. Curdles. Also a fun facts: Bubba sticks to cheap beer and beer pong, and apparently Jethrow loves Jungle Juice. Jethrow then dives into questions from Reddit. He finds the best (or worst) questions asked on the platform. This week, lolcheese asks if, "What is the cringiest way someone has demonstrated a lack of awareness." D someone get a finger taken off, and was on his way back from lunch, so he didn't immediately know that it was a real finger. Honch was going to college 'when texting first started', where he witnessed a girl get hit by a car because she wasn't paying attention. Jethrow used to work on home Internet for people, so he was on a roof, and the guy he was working with was working on his phone, walking backwards. You should probably pay attention to what you're doing before you WALK OFF A ROOF. And as it turns out, he did fall off the roof.If you didn't know by now, the Honch goes on the road a lot for work. So he came up with a segment called, "Rules of The Road". He really likes to talk to the guys about his travel stories. Honch goes to a lot of hotels, and he shares his experience with hotel hot tubs and pools. He believes that they are super disgusting, and full of jizz. Gross. We then talk about who knows what, including someone jumping into a city fountain. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Before each episode, the team chats, gets caught up on everything going on, and we get ready to record the episode...and the mics are always on. In this little bonus clip, Jethrow and D were discussing an episode of Howard Stern, where a porn video called 'Oh Bill' was shared because of the woman's deep, growl voice. We sent it to Honch while he was remote, and well, he was unable to turn it off. Frantically trying to get it off because of the loud volume, the porn won! We captured it before it was too late, so here is Honch trying to get porn off his phone so he doesn't wake up people in the hotel.

We start off this episode with a terrible opening, complements of the D. We start off with a story coming out of Thailand (it's more than Pad Thai). A cafe that once you finish your latte, will lock you inside a coffin, forcing you to question everything about your life. We're not sure how long they will lock you in it, but it will be for more than a few minutes, and perhaps forever you don't pay your bill. Honch will have a panic attack if they put him in a coffin. Would you go to this cafe?We then try to get into other topics, while making bad references to Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool. But quickly get into the fact that Honch is not a gamer, but D and Jethrow are. Jethrow has been playing Halo 5 and decided that as a joke, he joined a clan where people take the subject of military seriously, complete with call signs, ranks, and whatever else you can think of. What we do learn is that some people take themselves way too seriously.After taking about Jethrow's gaming adventures, we dive into Honch's "Rule of The Road". As luck would have it, Honch travels all the time and he discusses his luck with the continental breakfast, including a recap of typical items on the menu. He may take your kid out to get to Raisin Bran. The one thing he won't go after is the hard boiled eggs. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

We start off this episode in the worst way. The D totally drops the ball on the opening...which is honestly a common thing. Once we get into the news, a Michigan man who was in the process of getting a divorce, won $30 million dollars, and now has to split it with his future ex-wife. Honch says he can help out, but the only thing he can go after is some Arby's. We then discuss the top thing we would buy immediately if we won the lottery. Jethrow would buy a bowling alley, how midwestern of him. After figuring out what to do with our lottery winnings, Jethrow goes into the best question he found on Reddit for the week. What is the worst song to strip to? We covered the gamut of Eric Clapton to flight of the bumblebee. In a new segment, the Honch talks about the "Rules of The Road", where he talks about his travels. This week, the Honch was in the Midwest, where in the middle of the night, a woman gets into his hotel room. He's never seen knees this bad. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

On this episode, we for whatever reason, can't get away from Florida in the news. However, it is Jethrow that starts us off with a very unique review from eBay, which a family had purchased an airport security checkpoint toy. Needless to say, these kids will be forever haunted, and perhaps will never travel in their lives....ever.Between robbing stories, Jethrow and D discuss breaking into a city pool. After that the Honch, discusses a man takes money, but leaves his address behind.....he of course, was caught by the police.

As we kick of this Friday's episode of Delay Radio, the Honch comes in via Skype because he can't help but play around in Canada. It starts off with one of the best Florida man stories to date. A man in Florida has been charged with hitting his girlfriend with a cheeseburger in bed while she was sleeping. When she woke up, he kept hitting her with the cheeseburger. We then discuss the top 3 foods we would want to be slapped in the face with - and a throwback to an 80's movie hit, Real Genius.We then move into questions from Reddit - where we figure out the cheap purchases we've made in our lives, where we later regretted it. The moral of the story is, never buy cheap toilet paper...or hookers.After Q's from the Reddit, a man who committed arson, didn't like the photo that the police had. So he took a new photo and sent it to the police she that he looked better on TV.

On this episode of Delay Radio, we bring on 2 special guests in place of Honch (husband and wife duo!), who is held up in Canada (not really). So we start off as a complete mess, immediately going off the rails into who knows what. But we did talk about Taco Bell, Black Holes and the band Soundgarden, all before we get into the main schedule of the show.We eventually got back on track, which which we thought would get us to questions from Reddit, but it ended up just being dad jokes. To be honest, we did struggle not to talk politics....but we did ease into the turtles and songs from Austin Powers. If you're looking for an evening of awkwardness, this is your episode of belligerent comedic bills.

On this weekly episode of Delay Radio, we have Jethrow stepping away from his crazy business ideas. From the echo chamber (we have no idea what happened). Jethrow wants to shoot a movie about Helen Keller from the perspective of Helen Keller (sorry.) We are sure that movie won't last very long. That's okay. We went on to talk about other movies and inventions from Horrible Bosses. After talking about what happened after the TV show friends, Honch got on his phone and finally decided to figure out what was happening in the news, but really he ended up just finding funny news article headlines, and describing what it feels like to get hit in the face with all kinds of stuff.

On this weekly episode of Delay Radio, we start off with a completely off the mark introduction, including of Honch, who leans back constantly every week. This time we lay down the rules, and maybe we'll just take the mic to his face.We discuss random things as we always do, including Taxidermy, cows, and other things. As in many episodes, the Jethrow has a business idea. He wants to start a taxidermy business...featuring people's pets. We imagine that if something really bad happens to your pet..it may be too severe to recover. If you could do it to your pets, what about your spouse? His idea progressed, getting bigger and bigger. Picture the band at Chuck E Cheese's.....but your long gone loved one. Thank you for this golden moment Jethrow. After digging further, Honch brings up his sister in law's pet parrot that remembered the angry voices of people long gone.After talking about new business ventures that will hopefully never happen, Honch discusses the 'super pooper' that was in the stall next to him. Honch felt relieved when that man was done...but what he noticed was that there was a phone number on the stall wall. The question of the episode was clearly...do people call those?If you're a cow farmer, did you know there is a dating app for cows called Tudder? It's like Tinder but different. It's literally for farmers to find a dating hook up, so mooooove over Tinder. After talking about cows, we found a question on Reddit, which is what is the WTF moment you were a part of, or was a part of. D discusses one of his crazy buddies who believed that a bowling alley toilet was plumbed into the sewage system. Long story long, share your WTF moment with us!

Starting off as awkward as possible, we did get Honch at attention. Although you couldn't see him, Honch was having trouble staying close to his microphone, so we've made him lean over the table. So to kick things off, Jethrow disappeared from the Internet, and he has gotten rid of all of his social media accounts, including Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (you name it, it's gone). However, he does have an idea to start up his own social media platform, open to people...especially those that don't tattle on others, and it's really setup to speak your mind to the manager. That means you Karen. It will also have a built in tool that allows you to make other peoples' status updates yours. That way you don't have to take any ownership of it, that'll work, right?After we can't find Jethrow on the Internet, Honch tells us the story about going to Minnesota, where he starts receiving texts from his wife's phone, including emojis. As it turns out, Honch has a hard time figuring out if it is his wife or his daughter texting him, so Honch searches the Internet to find the true meaning of emojis vs. what he thought it meant, and as you can imagine, it's all sexual...well most of it. Such as the 'smiley face with tears', which he thought was a happy anal accident. The main lesson learned is that you have to be careful about what emojis you are sending back and forth....especially when you are ready to go all night. Be careful with your emojis.After learning about Emojis, D discusses a woman's purchase of the potato skins from TGI Friday's, which were found not to contain any actual skins. Long story long, the lady is suing in a class action lawsuit, which means you can jump on the bandwagon and also try to get your share...if for some reason you have been confused about the product you're buying, including the comparison to bacon bits and the Flintstones.After talking about food lawsuits, we hear some questions on Reddit from a guy who was interested about meat alternatives. Would you eat them if they were cheaper and tasted good? We really like Steak, but what if they could 3D print it so we didn't know...and what if it tasted exactly like Steak, we'd probably buy it....maybe not Jethrow. But if you could make shakes that taste like anything you want, then you're talkin'.

Does ASR creep you out? We whisper in our intro, but still...ASR is a whole different thing. After being really awkward as usual, Honch talks about his adventures of going to the barber shops, and how he is super angry about not finding a real barber shop, especially one that doesn't know that the pole stands for walk-ins, yet it is appointment only. He wants the real experience of going to a barbershop in questionable areas, such as getting his car stolen, and he wants really bad beer, not a coffee. He has resorted to his wife cutting his hair, with the exception of one place.After Honch discussing his desire for warm beer and a haircut, Jethrow talks about 'cut and run', a new business focused on specialty hair cuts. After D's brain has a glitch, Jethrow talks about homeless game show ideas, giving homeless people $1,000 and a one way ticket to anywhere, sans avocados.Have you heard of the butt hole tickler? He's a real man that has been terrifying people in their homes, sneaking in and tickling men's butt holes, you would never guess what he looks like (you have to listen). There's also a poop app that helps you identify poop on the streets of San Francisco. Remember to wash your hands.

So we'll admit that it has been awhile in the world of delay radio. Some life things happened, mostly winter. But we've crawled out of our bear caves to get things going again. That said, Jethrow didn't know that the 'Florida man' thing existed, so just before jumping on the mics, we did it. You enter your Florida man and your birthday into Google, and you're essentially whatever the headline is.Jethrow searched for his, where a man decided to throw a toilet through a window, and long story short, when cops showed up, the man was actually sitting on a toilet, it's a number 2 felony. Honch looks for his, and again, a toilet story - Walmart bathroom. And at some point, Honch mistook the Twilight Zone reboot with the revival of Twilight, where he declared he is for team Jacob (we don't care how it is spelled). So at the beginning of the year, all of us kicked off a 'diet', and our dad bod. Honch gets upset over some of the foods to have diet...and somehow we end up insulting Mike Tyson, whom we actually love by the way.We're not really sure what else just happened.

Shana and Matt interview Dave Whitton, owner of Prank Bar DTLA. They talk about what it looks like with over 20 years in the bar industry, we howl at the moon and what terpenes are. We have fun on this terpene enlightened episode and are joined by our pal "Honch, the One Armed Bouncer" played by Hunter Canedy. Tune in for this wild ride! TalkTales is intended for an audience 21 years and older. TalkTales promotes responsible drinking and absolutely no drinking and driving!

Honch is out this week, so we try to tackle the topics of the world, including obsure Malcolm in The Middle reference, and then we falsely identify the parts of the movie Halloween - including that Fergie is in it. Only one of the members actually watched it.Do you know how to properly pronounce Ariana Grande? The D will she the record straight for you. On to actual news - a town north of Duluth, MN has been experiencing drunk birds flying around as they were eating fermented berries. As it turns out, the police just told people to calm down.We then got into questions from Reddit. What action films would be better adapted to an animated film. Anything with Bruce Willis, Meg, and so on. That somehow to into what happens when we downloaded MP3's from the Internet years ago..and legos.

Once we actually go started, we came up with the jobs/careers that we wanted hypothetically, and then how we could ruin it. Honch wanted to be a pizza delivery man, so it makes sense that he wouldn't own a car, D wanted to be a CEO,Hackerman wants to be a pilot so he's going to be blind - and Jethrow wants to develop video games, so he's going to get migraine headaches when he's thinking about video games.After talking about jobs, Honch wanted to talk about 'bathroom behaviors'. Honch gives his list of things not to do in the bathroom - he's so angry about the stupid stuff that people do in the bathroom. Honch decided to quiz us about what to do in various scenarios, including warm breathing and 'thunder dumping'.Eventually we make our way to world records, including eating powdered donuts, cats and dice, balancing a soccer ball on a car, and then we end with guessing fake news headlines, including ghosts,goats,uber,candy.

So after some complete nonsense, we go into porn names. There is the old addage about using your street name, middlename, etc. But as it turns out, there are some other methods to come up with your porn screen name - and each of us give up our new porn names. And with those conventions, what happens if the street you live on is socially prominent? Yes, we accidentally went there...and as it turns out, Jethrow is Christopher Steel. After talking about bad porn names, we talk about smells - a wife made a perfume that smelled like her husband, who is an astronaut because she missed him. We asked the group what musk smell they would want for the rest of your life; BBQ and other food items came up, but the Honch took it a step further to grilled pineapple.

In this episode Shana and Matt interview bar manager of 4100, Sara Choi and Compass Box brand ambassador/bar manager of The Resident, Tristan Uhl. Stories include a creepy bathroom encounter, celebrity encounters and the perspective of being a bar manager. This week we introduce TalkTales newest team member, "Honch the One Armed Bouncer!" Played by Hunter Canedy. Tune in weekly!! TalkTales the Podcast is intended for an audience 21 and older.

We think we're running a real news podcast, but we're apparently doing it wrong, because we're using a soundboard. But once we go off on a real tangent of playing with sound fx, an 82 year old man has been growing his nails for 66 years, and recently cut them for display at Ripley's Believe It Or Not in New York City. What started as punishment from a teacher, turned into a lifetime of nail growing. And you won't believe this, but they had to use a grinder to cut the nails. The longest nail was 6.5 ft long, can you believe that? After talking about super long nails, Honch was disgusted...and wanted to get back to being normal after hearing the story about nails, so a youth football coach has been banned after he was aggressively flashing his penis at a game, and not just at the players, but at the crowd as well. This, of course, was after becoming drunk, drinking quite a few pints of beer. If you don't want to be fined, then you should probably stop drinking. After talking about penis flashing, we found a question on reddit, "What fictional president of the U.S is your favorite?" As it turns out, quite a few of the guys chose Idiocracy's president as their favorite, and a few funny mentions of Armageddon. A couple of the guys have seen the latest installment of Mission Impossible, featuring Tom Cruise doing all of the standard shots for the movie. By the way, how old is he? After talking about movies, a man rolled a car in Hershey, Nebraska. He hitchhiked away from his vehicle, but he said he was going to assault to police, but he took a frog hostage and proceeded to throw rocks and trash at the police, and in case you were wondering...the frog is fine! After going into bad impressions of muppets, we go into the "would you rather?" via the wonderful book of Zobmondo. Would you rather swab peoples toes, or have a job taking pictures of skin conditions, which turned into a story about D playing in the woods, getting exposed. He awoke and had to eat a Big Mac through a straw because he insisted on it. You're welcome McDonalds.

On this week's episode, we start out with the scary movie harmony. If you haven't caught on, we do a voice intro. We got right into a movie that Jethrow watched about a sexually transmitted demon. We decided that we needed a soundboard, after going on about the Amish filming a movie. Have you seen the movie ghost? It doesn't matter, because no one wants to give their bit of news. Jethrow begins to tell us news that he heard on the radio. It is official that California has fire tornadoes, not the ones you find at your local 7-Eleven, but actual tornadoes made out of fire. So what would you do if fire tornadoes became beings? Honch points out that since we're talking about tornadoes, what about shartnadoes? Turns out that the highest level is the lava sauce from Taco Bell (is that hotter than the blazin' sauce? D built an arcade machine in his basement, which features what of the creepiest games ever called "Chiller", which is the creepiest arcade game ever made. Look that video game up on Google. You will be freaked out. It also features the game..."American Horse Shoes", which is a classic game not made in America. It was actually made in Japan. In Germany, a man was afraid of a baby squirrel. Yes, we repeat, a baby squirrel. The man was so scared in fact, that he called the police is desparation. The harmless creature was trying to use the man as his mother. As it turns out, the squirrel was rescued by the town and is now an official mascot. Every week, Jethrow goes online to find bad questions on Reddit. We discussed what really bad loading screens would be for video games, well, if your life was a video game. Honch recently went to Witchita, Kansas and spoke to a man with one tooth, and really bad colored gums. What the honch did next was try to figure out why people with one tooth don't try to take care of it. Did you know that tooth enamel is the hardest substance in the human body? If you don't floss, you miss 40% of your tooth service - apparently everything is disgusting. There is a bunch of other stuff that we talked about...like some French stuff, but no one cares :-)

We kick off this week's podcast with a quick callout to Chipotle's food poisoning incident, and to the 'radio voice' featuring a Janis Joplin tribute band, and Molly Hatchet. So the 'D' has betrayed Honch, divulging details about a cruise that Honch bought for his wife..because D didn't know the details. And not to sidetrack, have you ever had trash grits? It has pork belly, but that tarnishes everything because D ruined Honch's life. I guess we'll resort to drinking beer. Hackerman had some pretty interesting news coming out of the U.S; a senate member (well, she's actually running for the house of representatives) has posted her degree, which she didn't actually get. Multiple people called her out - including the university that she claimed to get it from. She 'studied' marketing, but as it turns out, the university doesn't even offer that - irony. After talking about fake degrees, we found a question from Reddit - wondering what the most disliked professions are from consumers. Proctology could be one - or customer service. That seems to be a theme. It seems that customer service is the most hated - by everyone, including the customer service people. Jethrow's wife used to like people until she had a customer service job. Life tip: Don't yell at trainees - especially if you see Honch washing dishes. Side discussion, are trainee badges get out of jail free cards? Something big, besides potatoes, happened in Idaho. Residents in town, somewhere in there, there were 100 goats running rampant, eating everything in peoples' yards - everything in sight. They eventually got them under control, but for awhile people were...well, panicked. We have no idea what happened after that.

We started the podcast by not starting it the way it should start, with an intro. We actually just started talking about "Weekend at Bernie's" and the dance from Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Once we realized we should probably kick things off, we finally kicked it off. Going through introductions, we keep it very open. Honch was talking about his wife's coffee, he accidentally used the word corpse, but we assure you that his wife is alive. Apparently her coffee order is getting more complicated, and he is so mad about it. Why can't you just order a regular coffee? Cold pressed, brewed, a venti,smoked,double espressor, more cream. And not to totally go off the side, but what do people get when they are searching for BBC on the Internet? Do they really get the news, but get other results? After talking about coffee, we went onto wrestles, Macho Man, Hulk Hogan, and Owen Hart. So CVS is being sued - this is what happens; he was getting Viagra and paying cash, and his wife called about his medications, and found out that her husband was taking it. He is now going after the chain of pharmacies. Apparently, the man's marriage has broken down. What is the most temping that that isn't worth it? Honch thinks that it is anal - on either end of the conversation, as long as you give him a McCafe. Telling your wife "I told you so." is probably something you would regret. The D was tempted to use the meat slicer at the deli counter, which would probably always end in a devestation. A woman showed up to winning the lottery in an emoji mask. That is one way to show up so people don't know who you are at the end of the day. And have you ever purchased McDonalds and just left it out to see it not age? A man took a 6 year old Big Mac and fries and put them up for sale on eBay. The eBay team ended up taking them down. If you listen for anything, just listen because of the phrase "Raymond Noodles". And did you know that Ramen Noodles come on halves?

On this week's episode, we starting out by being not sorry about anything, with a quick hommage to some weird 50's and 60's songs. And how we like our women - coffee, and other various things. We immediately give Hackerman a host of stage names all driven by web tech; PHP, DJ Ruby on Rails, etc. To kick us off, Honch talks about announcing at a race track to get into a news story about a woman getting hit in the face with a hot dog, because as it turns out, if you use an air cannon - people get shot. We guess that is an easy way to get food, albeit something wrapped in duct tape, frankly... So after digging around Reddit, Jethrow wanted to get into some life lessons, including letting other kids borrow your bike, playing with scissors and electricity, and we eventually get into talking about volcanoes. Long story short, you shouldn't try to cook food over a volcano. Would you cook something over a Volcano? After talking about who knows what, Hackerman drops us (in British accent), 'would you rathers' concerning something we did disuss already somewhat; drinking sweat or hot dog water, so we had to get a new one. Would you rather always feel itchy or feel like you have to pee all the time.

On this episode of Delay Radio, we bring on our newest member, hackerman (is it pronounced hackerman, or hackermen?) and we'll probably spend the rest of eternity trying to shorten his name. Honch went on vacation to Atlanta, Georgia, where he subjected his family to our very own podcast for hours on end -- all the way from Michigan to Georgia. Instead of playing it over his Bluetooth connection, he listened to it over the phone. We're still not sure how he was driving, but apparently it was with one hand against his wife's face. He continued to laugh at all of his own jokes, and perhaps while maintaining an erection. Once the Honch was done talking about vacation, he ended up shopping for lube on Amazon. We don't know why he was shopping lube, but he found a 55 gallon drum on Amazon - which pairs well with his Wish app; he's trying to get a deal. How much is too much lube? (trick question). Turns out that he could get Prime shipping on a massive drum of lube, who knew? So once we were done talking about Honch's lube, we got some questions from Reddit. The question was what film would include one real actor and the muppets. Immediately, Hackerman chimes in with a movie starring Nicolas Cage - it just makes sense. We also talk about Tom Hanks, who is a panel favorite. After talking about who knows what, a woman is proactively suing NASA to keep a vile of moon dust given to her by Neil Armstrong (it wasn't lube). The 'priceless lunar particles' are inherently property of the United State government, so this may be a tricky lawsuit, especially when the woman had posessed the lunar dust since she was 10 years old. Scientists are currently researching the dangers of moon dusts. Maybe that is also on Amazon, maybe not. Jethrow follows up with more questions from Reddit, including questions that you ask the interviewer at a job interview. Honch was interviewed by D for his job - and D made all of the efforts to be as creepy as possible. Honch asked him what he did at the company he interviewed at. Jethrow asked (before being interrupted from a barking animal creature) what he would need to do to take someone's job. Did you know that DMX is the rap equivelant of Kid Rock - and we quickly ran out of time. We survived - hopefully you made it through.