Podcasts about what are you kidding me

Fitz has his Buddy the Elf costume in his bag today to surprise Carrie Underwood as they record the CT40 Christmas Special and we’re a little worried at how surprised she’ll be. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a nurse who brags on Tik Tok that she doesn’t wear a mask while traveling and having playdates with her kids gets fired, a post-Thanksgiving dinner turns deadly after someone digs into leftovers with their bare hands, a contestant named Kovid competed on “Project Runway” in 2019 and his outfit included a mask, the mysterious monolith in Romania has now disappeared as well as the one in Utah, and the McDonald’s McRib is back and they’re offering a free one men who post pictures of newly clean-shaven faces. We take your calls on where to get the Best Local Coffee including Olympia Coffee Roasting Company and Lady Bug Bikini Espresso. In the Fitz Files Justin Timberlake buys a wheelchair accessible van for a kid with Cerebral Palsy, Taylor Swift has already licensed her rerecorded “Love Story” for a commercial, a hotel in Michigan has Buddy the Elf suite, and Post Malone had a $250K made for his Dallas Cowboys. On the $1000 Minute, Linda from Sammamish goes out on #9, Charlene from Puyallup goes out on #10 but Lorie from Snohomish WINS! All Jacked Up includes Joel who told his mom the “Only Fans” charges on her credit card bill are for a celebrity chat line. “I Don’t Know the Words” Karaoke proves whether or not we really know Christmas songs like we think we do; Ryder’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” is spectacular. People are spending less time on personal hygiene in lockdown; where do you stand on showering these days? Drew has a horrible Customer Service story but we want to hear your great ones. Today’s Troop Salute is Martin Connors of the US Army and all those who are serving away from home over the Holidays.

We share how the Weekend Was Going Fine Until...Claire came home to find her front door wide open and both her dogs gone…Drew’s girlfriend lost her credit card somewhere in a Christmas tree farm…Fitz’s mother-in-law got car sick…and Ryder had to get a Covid Test. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a thief steals a wheel from someone’s car and leaves a frozen turkey in its place, some doctors are reporting Covid-19 may cause tooth loss, Florida Man thaws his Thanksgiving turkey in his swimming pool, a flight attendant is in trouble for running a side-hustle with her “Only Fans” offerings in-flight, a really high couple calls police to report possums jumping out of their fridge and microwave, and Snoop Dogg does an amazing job commentating on the Tyson-Jones and Paul-Robinson Fights. After a Very Zoom Thanksgiving, it looks like we’re in for a Very Zoom Christmas and New Year’s Eve. In the Fitz Files “The Mandalorian” gives Baby Yoda a name and people don’t like it, Bachelorette Clare wants people to stop saying mean things to her, Morgan Wallen will be on SNL this weekend, and Vancouver, B.C. wants to name a street after Ryan Reynolds but he doesn’t what it because bad traffic will literally make him sound bad. Fitz has information about newest emojis coming out like Ninja, Toilet Plunger, and Actual Human Heart. In The Good Stuff, the Denver Broncos were facing a game with no quarterback because everyone was out with a Covid scare so an undrafted receiver who played some in college stepped up to QB for the team; also the first-ever female football player at a Power 5 School played over the weekend. Despite reports of people splitting up, many couples report getting closer to their significant other this year. Today’s Troop Salute is Jerad Sheen of the US Navy. In County Wars King County Wins the Month of November! In Food News, Ryder tells us about Pillsbury Peppermint Frosting, Kit Kat’s Birthday Cake Flavor, Pickles on Pizza as the new rage and how to make Reindeer Bait.

Drew is concerned that he pulled his Brick of Turkey out of the freezer too late for Thanksgiving. Fortunately the What Are You Kidding Me stories start with advice on how NOT to prepare your Turkey! Also on WAYKM: a new TikTok trend is kids fooling their parents into thinking the TV is broken, two Yoga teachers beat the crap out of each other over a heater, a Canadian council meeting stalls when someone’s mic is left on in the bathroom, a Oregon man is caught stealing 108 rolls of TP in Walla Walla, and a guy who stole a Coors Light truck from outside a store tries to jump out of it the moving truck and runs himself over. (You won’t believe how many P1s call in to say they’ve run themselves over.) Fitz’ has a Special Spot where he watches a massive eagle’s nest but he won’t tell anyone where it is. The Curse of Snohomish County continues for Drew who says when he asked the previous owner for information on the house she only replied “too many bad memories, I don’t want to talk about it.” Meanwhile Ryder thinks we’ve cursed him, because ever since we pointed out his 666 Facebook followers, he keep seeing satanic signs everywhere. In the Fitz Files, on “The Bachelorette” one guy tries to sneak to Tayshia’s room but ends up at host Chris Harrison’s instead and Grammy nominations are out with controversy as the Weekend didn’t get any and Justin Bieber was nominated for Pop but thinks he’s R+B. All Jacked Up includes Diana from Poulsbo who argues with Alexa and Kim in Spanaway who hides in her rabbit house when life gets too stressful. Fitz needs your advice on whether to hold his kids back a year because of all the schooling and experiences they’ve missed. And in case you missed it, we revisit our rendition of The Very First Thanksgiving.

Drew got into an argument with his girlfriend about the proper way to make toast which got us all into a discussion about our favorite toast. Meanwhile, more than half of people surveyed say they’re writing off healthy eating and plan to pig-out from now through New Year’s Day. The Fitz in the Morning Players reenact The First Thanksgiving! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, the popular 12-foot-tall Halloween skeleton from Home Depot is now a popular Christmas decoration, a babysitter is being sued for getting Chicken McNuggets for the kids of a vegan family, the Oxford Dictionary Word of the Year is “Covid-19”, a squirrel staggers around drunk after eating a fermented pear, Dr. Fauci’s announcement that Santa is immune to Coronavirus has internet freaks wanting to drain Santa’s plasma and a guy who went to the doctor to get treatment for depression over his cheating wife finds out she was cheating with the doctor. In the Fitz Files, Marshawn Lynch gives away 200 thanksgiving turkeys, Ken Jennings will be the first interim host for “Jeopardy”, and former “Bachelorette” Kaitlyn Bristow wins “Dancing with the Stars” making it two years in a row a former Bachelorette wins it. On the $1000 Minute, Christy from Kenmore Wins! On Make Up or Break Up, Holly from Everett just found out her boyfriend Craig lost his job two months ago and hasn’t told her. Text The Truth has you sharing your most twisted secrets with us, like the mom who realized her kid is the dumbest one in class after watching Zoom school. Fitz helps us get prepared the most Uncomfortable Conversations likely to come up at the Thanksgiving table like “when are you getting married?” and “what do you do again?” Mind Blown has hard-to-believe factoids that will, well, Blow Your Mind!

Today we tell you our latest Favorite Things including Fitz loving the Hot Spiced Apple Cider Drink at Starbucks, Drew loving Las Tres Marias Mexican restaurant in Monroe, Aunt Claire loving Ecos lavender scented hand soap and Ryder loving Fat Boy Rootbeer Float Freeze Pops. Claire is freaked out by a giant Krampus decoration in her neighborhood. Ryder’s Food News includes Red Lobster’s Cheddar Biscuits as Stuffing Mix! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a new kit design would let you grow your own steaks from human tissue, a 62-year-old woman is carrying her daughter’s child while is daughter is pregnant with another kid, a fight at the opening for a Colorado In-N-Out results in a man losing his pants, a man is arrested for spitting on hikers that aren’t wearing masks, a lab worker is arrested for forging drug test results that lost families their custody rights, and Instant Karma meets a meth dealer who crashes his motorcycle and has his waistband-gun go off into his hip. In The Good Stuff, a man rescues his puppy from the jaws of an alligator. In Fitz Files, Jon Pardi gets married, Taylor Swift misses the AMA Awards because she is rerecording her first six albums, Robert “Freddy Kruger” Englund will be on “Stranger Things Season 4”, and “Coming 2 America” will air on Amazon Prime. Fitz calls Drew out for his hurtful comments about Red Heads in Thurston County, and Young’n+Shade have a new song about Red Heads. Today’s Troop Salute is Simon Peter Hemingway of the US Army. Lee Brice calls up to talk about missing the CMA’s because of Covid-19 and the advice he gave Charles Kelly for singing his duet with Carly Pearce. Incoming “New Day Northwest” host Amity Addrisi calls in to talk about taking over for Margaret Larson, her favorite stories in the northwest, and her love for the “Flip Flop” song Fitz played last week. Monday Motivation has motivating quotes to get your week started off right.

We’re all happy our Seahawks won last night at the suddenly renamed Lumen Field. Fitz wants to know why we didn’t get more notice on that name change but we all sing some songs about “Lumen”. Friday always means Bull Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a Burger King worker steals $30K by creating fake employees and we learn how Claire is connected, a website is offering $2500 to watch 25 holiday movies in 25 days, a new study indicates the smaller a man’s junk is the more money he makes, there is special new Christmas music just for dogs (so have your dog here when you listen), a 17-year-old takes his Dad’s $3.4 million car for a joy ride and wrecks it, and a woman ticketed for using her cell phone while driving claims she was really eating an ice cream sandwich and has the wrapper and chocolate stains to prove it. On Stream It or Skip It, Drew recommends “The Star Wars Lego Holiday Special”’ on Disney+, “The Princess Switch: Switched Again” on Netflix, and “Animaniacs” and “A Teacher” on Hulu. On the Fitz Files, Florida Georgia Line is not breaking up but they have been to therapy, the “Fresh Prince” reunion included a reconciliation between Will and original Aunt Viv Janet Huber, and Matthew McConaughey is toying with a run for Texas Governor. We need your Insta-Therapy help for a mom who says her son stole a laptop off the neighbor’s porch and she doesn’t know how to return it or punish him without ruining his life. Fitz feels we need a morale boost, so we call General Gridlock. Believe It or Not includes Brittney from Woodinville who fell off a 3-story building and landed without a scratch. The Weekend Party Preview has stuff to do with the family this weekend and a weekend forecast from Nick Allard.

It’s a rare Blue Thursday and we all hope the Seahawks can right the ship tonight. It’s the Great American Smoke Out – can Ryder go all day without a Smoky Treat? In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a guy leads police on a high-speed chase that includes ditching his car and diving under Lake Shasta in a mini submarine, a new study shows men who have a beard in dating profile pics are 3x more likely to get a match, a new dating term called “Hat Fishing” has men trying to hide their baldness under hats on dating apps, a new phone hotline helps people get through bad psychedelic trips, a Connecticut man is arrested for getting freaky with his neighbor’s tree, and America is having another TP crisis so Ryder and Fitz think we all just need to install bidets. Getting to Know You includes our favorite TV Holiday Specials and the foods we absolutely hated as kids. On the Fitz Files “The Bachelorette” tests the guys on math, spelling, breakfast in bed and carrying around simulated babies, and the “Charlie Brown” Thanksgiving and Christmas Specials will show on PBS after Apple TV angered fans by holding back the Halloween Special. On Make Up or Break Up, Faith from Marysville says after three years together her boyfriend Jake’s family still treats her like a stranger at the holidays, keeping her out of gift exchanges and potluck plans. Whatcha Drinkin’ About? Fitz wants to know what’s stressing us out to the point of drinking. We play Never Have I Ever and learn Ryder has never been to Pike Place Market, Claire has never been fired and Fitz has never cooked a meal from scratch in his whole life. Throwin’ Shade has Shade going after social media apps all having the same features, so why bother having all of them?

Drew is worried everyone he owes money to wants it all at once, Claire and Fitz discuss keeping their Mullets into 2021, and Ryder was kept up all night by his friends phone-calling him on Facebook Messenger which he didn’t even know you could do. Ryder says he will not get the Covid vaccine because he’s worried the government is going to chip and track him. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a teen in China wanted an iPhone so bad he sold a kidney for it, a British man is arrested for driving in circles yelling “Wakey Wakey!”, a University Zoom class is interrupted by the professor’s butt-sniffing cats, a UFO is spotted flying over the UAE, Jimmy Dean is offering glass sausage Christmas Ornaments, and two college kids are arrested for stealing the Exits signs from a bunch of dorms. In the Fitz Files, The Moderna Covid Vaccine was partially funded by Dolly Parton and Russell Wilson and Ciara now have their own signature fragrance. All Jacked Up includes Miranda from Redmond who eats food well past its expiration date as long as it doesn’t smell bad, and Kristin who says licking her kids’ plates clean after dinner is sometimes the best meal she gets all day. What Friends and Relatives Have You Unfriended Recently and Why? Dylan from Marysville had to unfriend his own Mom over politics, Christian in Snohomish unfriended his older brother because he had blackmail pictures of him as a kid wearing pantyhose, and Ashley from Seattle blocked her whole family for complaining about her bikini pics; Ryder hates “vague-bookers” and he will drop them, and Claire was tired of being in the middle of a couple’s ugly public divorce so she unfriended them both. Fitz licks Nurdles and Drew is appalled. Today’s Troop Salute is Clayton Mutzinger USMC. And we want to hear the Voice You Use to When You Talk To Your Pet!

It’s a Windy One today and Drew says the wind is more nerve-wracking when you live in the middle of the woods. Fitz and Claire are both cooking with Netflix: Fitz loves people who can’t cook on “Nailed It” and Claire loves Fat on “Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat”. Drew wants us all to be in his Pandemic Pod. We get an update on Ryder’s Teeth; is he using his pain to get more attention from his girlfriend? In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, women named Karen say their name is ruining their chances on dating sites, police in Italy use a Lamborghini to deliver a heart to a transplant patient, a home invasion ends when a 16-year-old takes out the robber with a Louisville Slugger, an Alaska Airlines plane hits a bear on a runway while landing, a Florida couple is arrested after pulling over on the highway for a quickie, and the original figures of Santa and Rudolph from the 1964 “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” are auctioned for $300K. In the Fitz Files, Taylor Swift’s music masters have been sold again for $300 million to a company called Shamrock Holdings and the British Media wants Prince Harry to quit his association with Netflix because “The Crown” offends the Royal Family. On Make Up or Break Up, Claire from Tacoma is fed up with her boyfriend AJ’s suspicions after she got a butt dial call from her Ex, but AJ says he knows for certain guys sniff around with “oops” calls and wants to know who else is in her phone. Text The Truth has us reading your anonymous confessions, and some of y’all are kinda twisted. Mind Blown has Fitz with amazing details about airport drinking, how time zones affect birthdays, “Toy Story 2”, and just how much bacteria is on the cash in your pocket. And How Would 7-Year-Olds Cook A Turkey? ‘Cuz Fitz’s kids have some great ideas for where turkeys come from and how you should prepare them; or not.

Can you summarize your entire weekend in three words? Drew tells us what we need to know regarding the new Covid-19 restrictions. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, 40% of Americans are still going to Thanksgiving with 10 or more people in spite of rising Covid numbers, someone tries to remove the Times Square Naked Cowboy’s tighty-whities, a city council meeting in Whatcom County is interrupted by one of the council members’ cows when he Zooms from his barn, a 200-person underground fight club is broken up in New York City, the newly-circulating Secret Sister gift scam is classified as a pyramid scheme, and Florida Man is arrested while taking his 8-year-old son on a robbery spree. Fitz’ Favorite Things include Fitz loving Foga De Ciao delivery, Drew loving Coastal in Monroe, Claire loving the Mini Space Needle at Rainier U-Haul, and Ryder loving the Frank the Tank Burger at Casey’s in Belfair. In the Fitz Files, Ellen wins the People’s Choice Award for Best Talk Show despite complaints about her toxic work place, the “Fresh Prince” reunion is on HBO Max this Thursday and Carrie Underwood wants to see you sing on your Ring Doorbell video. Disaster Dates includes Vanessa from Arlington who accidentally superglued her lips shut while fixing glue-on nails and Allison who reconnected with an old high school boyfriend who is setting up his own militia. Claire and her wife made the tough decision to not visit family in Oregon for Thanksgiving and instead have their own tiny dinner. The Words of The Year for 2020 include “Lockdown”, “Furlough” and, uhhh… “Muckbang”? Today’s Troop Salute is Stan Lee, yes that Stan Lee, of the US Army. Fitz’ is all-in on the “Unsolved Mysteries” Alien Abduction episode. On Food News, Ryder tells us about a Twinkie for 8 people, Cinnabon Frosting available by the pint, and the new Cheetos Cookbook to go with your Mountain Dew cookbook. Monday Motivation has motivating quotes to get your week started off right.

With so much snow in the passes, Fitz is excited about sledding and tubing. It’s Friday the 13th and we have a Very Superstitious Bull-Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, 25% of US women admit they don’t know where their own “equipment” is located or how it really works, a bride-to-be angry that her dress is ugly has it on inside-out, police in Santa Cruz are looking for a stolen Bigfoot statue, the nicest Taco Bell in the world is on the beach in Pacifica, California, radiologists x-raying a man after a car crash find a phone up his butt, and the new tattoo craze is doing it with black-light ink. On Stream It or Skip It, Drew recommends “A Very Country Christmas” and “The Crown: Season 4” on Netflix, “Alex Rider” and “The Dictator” on Amazon Prime, and “The Mandalorian” on Disney+. In the Fitz Files, The Weeknd will play the Superbowl Half-Time show, a popular petition wants Levar Burton to replace Alex Trebek and Chris Stapleton has a parody “Covid Christmas” Album. Is Your Spouse the Best Spouse Ever? Calls us up and Brag on your Honey Bunny, like Lee from Sumner who’s not drinking to join his pregnant wife but she let him have whole bottle of wine, and Ellie whose husband surprised her with a puppy. The Most Important Election of our Time is over the Best Thanksgiving Side Dish - are you for Mashed Potatoes or Stuffing? If you loved Dan+Shay with Justin Bieber on the CMA Awards, then you’ll really love (or hate) Ryder+Claire with Drew. Believe It or Not includes Geri from Bellevue who met all the judges of “American Idol” and Nikki from Renton whose sister peed her pants skydiving and it froze to her body. The Weekend Party Preview includes Nick Allard’s Forecast and Claire tells us about Veterans getting free lifetime access to National Parks, The Woodland Park Zoo’s new lantern festival, and Santa at Bass Pro Shop/Cabelas.

We all stayed up late watching the CMA Awards last night, except Drew who still has no TV so he is looking forward to our reviews, including our own awards called “The Fitzies –The Awards That Did Not Make the Awards”: like the “Most Likely to Actually Be Slash from Guns and Roses”, “Best Oompa Loompa Outfit”, “Best Use of Pajamas at Work” and “Who Are You and Why Are You Here?” Awards. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman filming a holistic video about the cleansing power of the ocean gets swallowed by a rogue wave, an Amazon engineer who worked on Alexa builds an app to communicate with your cat, a French elementary school bans parents from throwing their kids over the 6-foot-fence when late for school, and a Russian woman goes viral with video of her man proposing by shoving the ring into a Big Mac. Ryder is involved in a series of Murders; he is producing an audio book from a retired local homicide detective. In The Fitz Files we have a CMA Recap with Eric Church winning Entertainer of the Year, Luke Combs, Morgan Wallen, and Maren Morris all winning big, and an amazing tribute to Charlie Daniels with a scorching fiddle player who never got introduced. On Make Up or Break Up, Kate from Federal Way wants her boyfriend Josh to stop buying old cars thinking he’s going to fix them up because it’s expensive and their lawn looks like a junk yard; Josh says Kate needs to have a little faith in him because this stuff is all future gold. We talk about our “Goosebumps” performances from the CMAs, like Legend Charley Pride actually being nervous when receiving his Lifetime Achievement Award, and performances by Chris Stapleton and Dan + Shay with Justin Bieber. Is Drew going to be arrested for Indecent Exposure for peeing in public? Throwin’ Shade aims his rhymes right at the CMA’s.

Thank You, Veterans, for all you do! Drew tells us about the day he signed up for the US Marine Corps, and what happened on 9-11, and Fitz’s kids Cash and Drew sing a special song for Veterans. It’s CMA Day and Dan+Shay, Maren Morris, Russell Dickerson and Jon Pardi all call in to talk about their nominations, what performances they are looking forward to, and are there really “Covid Bubbles” at the tables? In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, Florida Man steals a stole a cop car for a joy ride on a Vision Quest, a man stabbed during an intense Chess match refuses to narc on the stabber, a man protesting an unfixed pot hole plants a Christmas tree in it, a Texas Turkey plant loses thousands of smoked turkeys in a fire, a city councilman who fought to get the Ten Commandments installed outside city hall is arrested for breaking one of them, and now you can get a cookbook containing only recipes using Mountain Dew. Drew loves everything about Christmas except Nativity Scenes and Fitz is determined to give him one. In the Fitz Files, new “Bachelorette” Tayshia is shocked when one guy leaves because he’s still in love with Clare, Dale and Clare insist they didn’t hook up before the show ever started, and we have a CMA Preview including the Charlie Daniels tribute. All Jacked Up includes Seth from Woodinville who walks backwards so nobody can sneak up on him and Amanda from Poulsbo who loves the smell of her boyfriend’s armpit funk so much she asked him to stop wearing deodorant. Today’s Troop Salute is about all about Veterans Day.

Fitz is still working on Ryder’s “Heartbeat of Auburn” Billboard but swears it will happen. Claire thinks her Mullet has made her smarter because there’s less hair covering her brain. Jimmie Allen and Carly Pearce both call the show today to talk about the CMA Awards. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a human heart packed for transplant survives two mishaps including a helicopter crash, teenage girls at a drive-thru zoo freak out when a cow sticks it’s head in the window, Arby’s has a turkey-shaped pillow to wear on your head to nap in any position, a guy sends a hotter more successful person to his high school reunion as a stand in, a woman named Corona says she’s getting harassed a lot, and a California man has spent quarantine creating a scaled down model of Disney’s Matterhorn for his kids to ride. In the Fitz Files, FGL is out of the CMA’s because Tyler is Covid-positive, Jeopardy’s producer pays tribute to Alex Trebek before airing the first of the final episodes Alex had already filmed, and the TikTok skateboarding cranberry juice guy just bought his girlfriend a $22,000 engagement ring. On Make Up or Break Up, Ed from North Bend says his girlfriend Kelly is overspending for Christmas and he’s worried about money, but Kelly says she has a spending and payoff-plan and wants everyone to have a nice Christmas in this crappy year. Text The Truth has you telling us your deepest, darkest confessions so we can read them out loud anonymously for you. Today on Mind Blown we realize that our phones are now Pocket Watches, only two words in English end with “-gry” (Angry and Hungry) and Will Smith’s full first name is actually Willard.

Claire is now sporting Mullet along with Fitz, and the pressure is on Drew to be next. Listen for your chance to win a Nintendo Switch every hour! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, most Americans say their couch is their best friend during the pandemic, a guy is arrested for using the products inside an adult store, a Rhode Island group builds “Hobbit Houses” to rent, you can now visit the Titanic wreckage on the bottom of the Atlantic for $125K per person, when Santa comes to Cabella/Bass Pro he will have a magic shield, and Florida Man goes nuts when his Checker’s Burger runs out of lettuce. Ryder’s is headed for the Dental Surgeon’s office to get a brand new smile. Wal-Mart is having three official Black Fridays to avoid crowding. In the Fitz Files, Alex Trebek passes away of Pancreatic Cancer although he filmed Jeopardy episodes up until 10 days ago, Lee Brice is out of the CMA’s after a positive Covid-19 Test, and Lil Nas X has a Christmas Song with Michael J Fox in the video. Today’s Disaster Date comes from Barry All-Day-Every-Day who had a date with a woman who was apparently married and the husband came home during the date. What Targeted Social Media Ads are you getting? ‘Cuz Fitz is getting man caves, log cabins, and galaxy lamps, Ryder is getting gaming chairs, Claire gets invites to marathons and races, and Drew gets cabinet hardware. Drew is hearing the Call of the Wild at his hew house in Monroe which is apparently surrounded by a pack of coyotes.Today’s Troop Salute is for the 245th Birthday of the US Marine Corps. Do you have a Cranky Coworker? Every work place has one and we decide who ours is. Ryder’s Food News includes Starbucks cancelling the Gingerbread Latte, but adding the Hot Cinnamon Roll Frappuccino Latte, and Costco has a “12 Chocolates of Christmas Calendar” with edible ornaments! Monday Motivation has motivating quotes to get your week started off right!

Drew is giddy over some new Costco Flannel and Fitz and Claire are giddy over Dale on “The Bachelorette”. It’s Friday, so let’s Bull-Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman is arrested after stashing a handgun in the bushes outside Disney World and blaming it on her 6-year-old, Florida Man pulls a gun on another driver who insults his manhood based on his truck, a guy who sued Canada Dry for deceptive practices about the health benefits of their Ginger Ale gets $200K, “Election Disorder” is recognized as an actual stress condition by doctors, a new 2020 candle smells like a combo of things like Joe Exotic, and guy a wearing a t-shirt saying “BBQ, Beer and Freedom” crashes a Nevada Election briefing. On Stream It or Skip It Drew recommends “Dawson’s Creek” on Netflix, “Inside-Out” on Disney+, and “Reno 911” on HBO Max. In the Fitz Files, it’s a “Bachelorette” Blow-Out as Dale proposes to Clare, the rest of the guys demand an apology, and we met the new Bachelorette. An Anonymous P1 needs your help with Insta-Therapy because he doesn’t know how to tell his wife that she is going bald. Fitz is passing the Mullet Torch to Claire, who is getting one tomorrow, but Drew refuses to be the next in line and Ryder proves to us he’s got nothing to mullet with. Believe It or Not includes Tyler from Mill Creek who should probably be in jail, Stephanie from Federal Way who was kissed on the head by Oprah as a baby, and Nina from Mill Creek who had a family murder solved by “Unsolved Mysteries”. Drew has noticed a huge increase in scams on Facebook Marketplace as he is trying to outfit his new home. Claire is tired of being watched by dog-poop-fearing neighbors as she walks her dogs. In the Weekend Party Preview, the Auburn Veteran’s Parade is happening as a Vehicle parade and the Bass Pro / Cabela Winter Wonderland is opening Saturday with a Santa Parade.

It’s chilly and rainy but Fitz, Drew and Claire can’t agree whether it’s just another typical lovely crisp Northwest Fall morning or it’s miserable and gross. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, “Baby Shark” is officially the most watched video in YouTube history, two guys are kicked off a flight when one of them tries to hide under the other’s first class seat for a YouTube stunt, a man shoots someone who called his baby ugly, two kayakers are nearly swallowed by a humpback whale and get it all on video, a guy caught with heroin hidden in his butt cheeks and digital scales says it’s all for personal use, and a study finds the average American asks for advice 6000 times in their life. Are you up on the latest Dating Terms, like “Covid-Worthy” and “Antibody-Boy”? And – what animal do you want in your Profile Picture to maximize your Swipes? In the Fitz Files Gabby Barret might give birth on stage at the CMA’s when she does her hit duet with Charlie Puth who she has never actually met, Jimmie Allen defends Noah Cyrus’ CMT Music Awards Outfit by comparing her to Prince and the Beatles, and Kanye voted for Kanye but Kim didn’t. All Jacked Up includes Briana who cannot have her food touching on her plate, Justin from Olympia who has been wearing the same socks since middle school and Alisha who is a nurse but is freaked out by cotton balls. Today’s Troop Salute is Kenny Thomas of the US Army. Ryder refuses to show Fitz the search history on his phone and Fitz tells us what people are searching for most in each state, around here it’s Bigfoot. Tell us the nickname you had as a kid and we’ll try to guess how you got it, like Ashley from Bothell aka “Snake Hips”, and Danny from Mill Creek aka “Kit Kat””. And should we screen our loved ones for symptoms and temperatures before allowing them to enter our homes for Thanksgiving?

Relax – we are here to be your Bubble of Calm in a World of Turmoil! Can you tell “Fact or Bull Crap” about US Presidents, like did Calvin Coolidge really like to have petroleum jelly rubbed on his head during breakfast? In the What Are You Kidding Me stories: a cop makes a DUI stop dressed as a Storm Trooper, a man who posts details about his girlfriend’s operation gets his house robbed while at the hospital, a town in Kentucky has only animals running for mayor, a new App lets you enter into a legally binding contract before sexting, a newly-married woman is suing her husband for fraud after it turns out he’s bald, and a crook who should have gotten away with high speed chase on Halloween when cops stopped chasing him gets caught after falling asleep in a McDonald’s. Jameson Rodgers calls in to talk about his new #1 song “Some Girls” and how he came to music very late in life. In the Fitz Files, Jeannie Mai leaves “DWTS” due to illness, Britney Spears is trying to reassure fans she’s OK but we’re still not sure, Russell Wilson spends over $1 million a year to keep his body in shape, and Jon Pardi dished out marital advice. On Make Up or Break Up, Erin from Kent is mad her boyfriend Keith wants her to cook for 20 friends for Thanksgiving instead of going to see her family. Text The Truth has us anonymously spilling your most salacious secrets for you. If you are getting ready for Christmas shopping, Claire has a list of items already flying off the shelves like fitness equipment, puzzles and games, and craft supplies. Ryder is having bad dreams so Fitz wants him to look into the new trend of Dream Tourism. “Mind Blown”: Fitz has a bunch of surprising facts that will blow your mind! Drew’s girlfriend’s parents are doing a lot of cool work around his property but everyone on the show thinks Drew doesn’t realize they are just fixing it up so they can move in.

Fitz gave his kids a super fun Halloween although it didn’t go quite as planned when his daughter’s costume inflator fell apart and then she fell apart. Claire set up a nice Halloween display but was the only house on the street that did, so no kids even came down her street. Claire went for a Covid Test and was surprised it was so efficient for a County operation. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a skunk evacuates a Walmart, a woman passing out Voting flyers steals someone’s cat off their porch, more than half of people polled say Election Day will be the most stressful day of their lives, a doctor in India is conned into buying Aladdin’s Lamp from a guy dressed as Genie, 1 in 3 people admit to lying about the number of their previous “laundry” partners to their spouse, and a woman climbs a tree for some day drinking and refuses to come down when a bucket lift comes for her. Ryder and his family are fighting over politics with one of them even unfriending him on social media. Fitz did the “We Ate All Your Halloween Candy” gag on his kids. In the Fitz Files, Lori Loughlin will be spending Christmas in jail, Taylor Swift officially gets to re-record her own music, and the “real” James Bond, Sean Connery, has died. Today on Dating Disasters we hear from Amanda in Kirkland who thought her Bumble date stood her up so she got drunk with the bartender but later found out the date saw her and left. Today’s Troop Salute is Jacob Saldana of the US Navy. Ryder got everyone apple fritters this morning except Fitz, who says Ryder needs to “Recognize!” Food News has Ryder with the latest info on munchies including the triumphant return of the McRib and Stouffer’s new Lasagna Fanny Pack. Monday Motivation has motivating quotes to get your week started off right!

It’s Halloween Inside and Outside! Brace yourself for a Spooky Bull-Yah! “Who’s Popping Out of the Coffin” has Ryder back at Van Ghoul’s Cemetery digging up dead celebrities. Fitz does an amazing Country version of “Thriller”. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, an iPhone repairman exposes a cheating husband who tried to bribe him to hide the cheating from his wife, a man asks his friend to hide drugs in his butt crack during a traffic stop, a woman nearly dies from a thong-induced butt abscess, a woman in labor insists on voting first, a guy on meth climbs to the top of his apartment building and throws money, and a man is super proud of his Halloween display that’s so gory the police keep being called. On Stream It or Skip It Drew recommends the New Season of “The Mandalorian” on Disney+, “Addams Family” on Netflix, “IT” and “IT 2” on HBO Max, and the “Rocky Horror Picture Show” on Hulu. Ryder’s Scary Movie Ultimate Pick is the original “Halloween.” In the Fitz Files, Kanye West gives Kim a hologram of her dead father wishing her a Happy Birthday, Leanne Rimes poses nude to address Psoriasis, Scarlett Johansen and Colin Jost are married, and the CMA’s will be a live show. The P1’s Have Talent Halloween Edition includes Rebecca from Graham who sounds like a really scary demon and Gavin from SeaTac who talks to us like a wise-but-scary old tree in the forest. Believe it Or Not includes Ryan from Monroe whose girlfriend lost her toe in a terrible toaster accident and Vicki from Bremerton whose husband had an eagle steal a fish right off his line. King County wins the month of October on County Wars! We award Truckers Tuition Round Two to Katherine, an Army wife who will use the CDL to have a job and career wherever the military takes her and her husband. And we wrap up $1 Million Dollars of Jobs with an astounding total of $2,222,360 worth of jobs!

Fitz is afraid to stand up because he forgot to wear a belt. Drew ate yogurt 12 days past its date and Claire and Ryder are on edge being near him. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman is under fire from her HOA for her Halloween Pole Dancing Skeletons, a theater is raising money by auctioning off the rights to haunt the theater after you die, a dad breaks the world record for the fastest mile pushing a baby in a stroller, a drive-through farm has a zebra that screams like Marty from “Madagascar”, police tell a man being nude in his own backyard he’s indecent with little kids next door, and a man falls into a sink hole full of so many rats he is afraid to open his mouth to scream. We have more disturbing Halloween Mind Blowing Facts. Fitz is loving life with a Mullet and wants Claire to get one. In the Fitz Files, Brad Pitt breaks up with his girlfriend and may be winning his custody trial, a “Bachelorette” producer says he knew the moment he had to kick Clare off the show, Blake gives Gwen a $500,000 ring, and Kelly Clarkson has a new Christmas Song. On Make Up or Break Up, Marcus from Edmonds is not cool with his girlfriend Kaylie selling her dirty socks online to weirdos but she says it’s how she’s making their car payments. Ryder is back at Van Ghouls Cemetery digging up celebrities for us to guess. Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood Zoom in to talk about their new single “Shallow” and when they think they’ll get back to touring. Throwin’ Shade has Shade going after kids, including his own, who are driving parents crazy stuck at home.

We Salute the Heroes who captured the Blaine Murder Hornets! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a guy in a ritzy SoCal neighborhood blasts the “Gilligan’s Island” theme as warfare against his neighbor who installed a sculpture that blocked his view, a man covers himself with 140lbs of bees to break a World Record, two robbers are caught in a restaurant after one passes out drunk eating cheese cake, Florida Man steals a backhoe to dig up Biden signs, a guy prank calls his mom saying he’s from jail but she just says “Call Your Daddy” and a Hayride turns tragic when the wagon overturns. A story last week about a Tennessee Football Fan reminded Fitz of an Epic Jimmy Dean Sausage Consumer Line Call in which a man complains about a smaller sausage package by talking about his fat family. Ryder and Shade failed the office Fire Drill on Monday when they were caught out smoking at the wrong meeting place. In the Fitz Files, AJ McLean’s dancing partner slams her head into the floor on “Dancing with the Stars”, Clare Crawley hints she was forced off “The Bachelorette”, DK Metcalf is invited to the Olympic Track and Field Time Trials and Simon Cowell has a $100,000 set of teeth. On Make Up or Break Up, Renee from Renton is excited to go trick or treating with her son but her fiancée Jonathan if afraid they will come home with COVID. Text the Truth has your anonymous confession texts, like a women who is thrilled her cheating ex-husband is now cheating on the woman he left her for, and someone confesses to being a professional dominatrix and says only two people know besides us now. What Does Death Taste Like? Fitz has some amazingly creepy details about things you thought you knew! Drew is (mostly) enjoying the wildlife around his new place in Monroe but some of the identified noises are scaring him.

Fitz spent the weekend visiting Halloween City, Drew had a bonfire all by himself, Claire went on a Fall Leaves drive to Lake Sawyer and Ryder was all about the Khabib fight. The Seahawks game was a heart breaker, but we are all amazed at how DK Metcalf ran down an opponent to prevent Pick Six. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a minister surprises a bride and groom by breaking into (bad) song, a man declares the scariest Halloween decoration he could find is a sign saying “2020”, a guy is arrested for calling 911 to report aliens, two men are arrested for doing a home-version sex change operation, a Tik Tok trend dares you to say “Coca Cola” without your lips touching, which wouldn’t happen anyway and cops bust a 600-person foot fetish party for violating covid-19 protocols. We talk to Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum CEO Kyle Young about their Big Night at the Museum. In the Fitz Files, “This is Us” costars are actually kissing even though Mandy Moore is pregnant, Jason Aldean gets trolled by fans thinking he was mask-less at Disney World, and a new EDM club track features Mike Tyson. We Want To Hear Your Dating Disasters like Veronica from Lynnwood who is a Vet Tech and got bruised and cut by a dog before a first date and Chelsea from Carnation who thought she’d found the perfect guy on Bumble but it turned out to be her Ex who invented a perfect guy to get her back. Who’s Poppin’ Out of The Coffin has Ryder is out at Van Ghoul’s Cemetery opening celebrity caskets and we guess who is in them. Today’s Troop Salute is Congressional Medal of Honor Recipient Garlin Murl Connor of the US Army. Claire Wants You To Go Out And Get Your Flu Shot. In a Seahawks Recap, Fitz has audio of Russell speaking to the media after their loss and taking responsibility. In Food News, Ryder says McDonalds is working on a fix for their finicky Ice Cream machine and Taco Bell has new cheesy items like the toasted Cheddar Chalupa. Monday Morning has some motivating quotes to get you going.

Drew is excited to have a new neighbor to borrow stuff from, Claire loves football so much she watched the worst game ever last night and enjoyed it, and Fitz and Ryder have a major geek-out about this weekend’s UFC Fight. It’s Time for the Friday Bull Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, MulletChamp.com is holding the first annual “Best Kids Mullet” competition, a LA car chase goes through a gas station with the perp stopping to fill up, a man on a Tinder date leads cops on a high speed chase with his date, a couple names their daughter “Twifea” after an internet start-up to get free WiFi, a researcher gains access to Trump’s Twitter by guessing his password “Maga2020” and a man gets his junk amputated after getting busy with a bottle. On Stream It or Skip It, Drew recommends “Haunting of Bly Manor” on Netflix, “Once Upon a Snowman: The Olaf Story” on Disney+ and “Borat Subsequent Moviefilm” on Amazon. In the Fitz Files, Garth injures his hand in a farming accident, insiders say Tyra Banks controls who gets on “Dancing with the Stars”, there is a new Barbie Doll based on Elton John, and Maddie and Tae’s Christmas Album is out. In the $1000 Minute Pam from Poulsbo WINS! Fill In This Blank: “My Spouse Would Die if They Knew that My Best Friend Knows ______ About Them, like the woman whose boyfriend used to get so excited about “laundry” he would throw up beforehand. Dennis Quaid Calls and talks about Texas, his new Country Music, and his willingness to Guest Host CT40. Then Luke Combs Calls to talk about his new album and new single that’s part of a trilogy of songs about his wife. “Believe It or Not” includes Kaci in Kirkland who dared her friend to eat a piece of gum off the gum wall (before Covid but still gross!), and Brooke from Edmonds who got asked out by Ryan Gosling but said no cuz he was too awkward. The Weekend Party Preview includes free pumpkins, Zombie walks, Dinosaurs and fun stuff at the Point Defiance Zoo.

It’s so chilly that Drew had ice on his windshield and Fitz says with this new mullet, the sides of his head are cold! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a man goes crazy at a school board meeting over masks forcing him “to breathe carbon dioxide”, a woman on Dr. Phil has been married 10 times and is ready to move on from her current husband, a man caught playing with himself in his van claims he was just playing air drums, a man breaks into a closed McDonalds when he has a craving for McNuggets, the shortest length of time is now called a “zepto-second’ which scientists use to measure light, and a bird upstages it’s owner by whistling and singing while he plays guitar and it’s super cute! In the Good Stuff a 14-year-old girl in Texas wins $25,000 for locating a molecule which can bind to coronavirus protein. Are we living in the Matrix? Fitz has proof we are living in a simulation. In the Fitz Files, a picture proves the Bachelorette is lying about her past, we review the winners of the CMT Awards including Carrie Underwood and Luke Bryan, and Holy Crap wait until you see what Miley Cyrus’ little sister was (barely) wearing. On Make Up or Break Up, Nick from Olympia is upset his fiancée Stacy suddenly isn’t going to take his last name; brace yourself cuz this is one for the ages!! Who is the Most Famous Person from your Hometown? Playlist Profiling is Daniel from Tacoma and Ryder amazingly wins. Throwin’ Shade has Shade blaming the NFL for what he was forced to do on the Seahawks Bye Week.

Fitz is the Mullet King! He is rocking an awesome Mullet with Meaning for St Jude Children’s Research Hospital. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a girl is totally freaked by her sleepwalking sister, Florida Man steals thousands in groceries by sneakily scanning a 24-cent Kool Aid pack at the self-check, a scam targeting grandparents threatens over missed Jury Duty, a woman who took in a baby fawn as a pet now has a dangerous buck terrorizing neighbors, a dad tracks his daughter to a Motel 6 with her boyfriend and shoots off the guy’s pork and beans, and a Dominatrix is kicked out of a grocery store for bringing in a slave on a leash, although they were both wearing masks. Fitz’s Has a Play the Monster Match, matching the Story to the Monster. Breaking News: “It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown” will not air on Network TV but instead on Apple TV. Ryder wants to get a job as the Chief Noodle Officer to Top Ramen. In the Fitz Files, “The Bachelorette” plays Strip Dodgeball while the guys try to dodge Clare because they know she’s leaving, and Garth Brooks has announced two albums this year and his Trisha duet of “Shallow” from “A Star is Born” will be a single. All Jacked Up includes Ryder scaring himself when he’s trying to scare others, Brandy in Bellevue who still sleeps with her baby blanket and Michelle in Shelton who blows her nose into her undershirt. Fitz makes Barry All Day Every Day’s dream come true to be a Radio DJ. What Are Your Holiday Plans? So Many Americans have altered them because of the Rona’. Today’s Troop Salute is Dylan Jessum of the US Navy. We want to hear your Mid-Week Crisis, like Fitz’s wife doesn’t really like his Mullet, Jesse from Shelton who has a broken hand but still has to dig a water line on his property, Brenna from Sumner got promoted to Manager at work, just so she could be the one to fire people and Jeannie from Gig Harbor who just can’t seem to find that Awesome Costco Pendleton Blanket everyone else has.

At long last, it’s Mullet Day – yes, right after the show Fitz is getting a “Mullet with Meaning” to bring attention to the work of St Jude Children’s Research Hospital. What Are You Kidding Me?! A high school phoned the police because a teacher saw what they thought was a student being abducted on zoom. It was just a prank. A woman was arrested after losing it on an Irish flight when she was told to wear a mask. The new trend in dating is to “Soft Launch” your relationship like a restaurant. You don’t go full public with a relationship, you post vague pictures on social media. What is the “State of Halloween”? We talk the most searched Halloween costumes by state. Washington State is looking for Hamilton, Mississippi wants Scary Clowns, South Dakota is looking for Mermaids?, Arizona is looking for Ninja Turtles, and Utah and Connecticut are both looking for Carol Baskin?In The Fitz Files, Bachelorette Claire has been spotted out wearing an engagement ring? But she says she just buys these rings for herself, to feel happy Jamie Lynn Spears is reportedly working on new music. An illegal Flying squirrel trafficking ring worth more than $1million was just broken up after a 19 month investigation by Florida fish and wildlife officials. A man in Tennessee calls a local sports show to tell them how his wife left him after he threw a beer bottle through the window because Tennessee football lost. Make Up or Break Up – Bonnie From Lakewood wants to know why her boyfriend Henry went to his High School Reunion in Yakima when he told her he didn’t want to go at all, and he was supposed to be hunting that weekend. She only leaned about it when she saw him tagged in some girl’s social media posts. Henry says he didn’t want to go, and never planned to go, but his buddies drug him to it from their cabin. Caller Chris from Arlington says Henry is obviously hiding something about Kacey, He used to be like this with his first wife. Kristie from Gig Harbor says this is plain and simple, this guy Henry is a liar and she should dump him. John from Covington says Henry is Cheating, No Doubt. Text The Truth! We want to know your deepest and most salacious secrets by text. Fitz is getting his Mullet today. A Blockbuster video in Ontario, Canada that shut down in 2011 is still completely intact, so the community has a petition to preserve it. Police responding to a break in at a deli found a wasted and naked 17-year old covered in ranch dressing trashing the place.

Fitz is reunited with his favorite jacket after a weekend odyssey searching for it after he left it here in the office bathroom. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a rapper is arrested for $1.2 million in unemployment fraud after recording a song about doing it, a woman buys a home with both her boyfriend and her ex-husband, a drunk guy with no arms and legs crashes his car into a building, a senior living facility resident sued the operators for running a senior fight club, a TikTok trend has parents dissing their kids' on their own accounts, and a little doggie howls along with the theme to "Star Trek". Can you tell how Clumsy is by just their first name? It's fixing to be a Snowy Winter so Drew has a list of essentials you need. In the Fitz Files, Miley Cyrus' dog is electrocuted on the set of "The Voice", Zachary Ty Bryan is arrested for domestic violence, Kane Brown started working out because Rae Lynn called him fat, and Florida Georgia Line gets the "Angels Among Us" Award from St Jude. We hear more of your Disaster Dates, like Dana from Orting whose date wouldn't shut up about his ex, and Peter from Woodinville who has a true Kissin' Cousin. How Old is Too Old To Be a Daddy? We take your calls on 32-year-old Katherine McPhee having a baby with her 70-year-old husband David Foster. Today's Troop Salute is Jack Walker of the US Army. Cheater, Cheater: Fitz has a list of suspicious activities that suggest your man could be cheating. Ryder's Food News has new fun Halloween items to check out. Congrats to P1 Tonya on her new job at Larson Automotive from our $1 Million Dollars of Jobs. Monday Motivation has some motivating quotes to start your week off right.

Drew has made the switch - to his seasonal coffee creamer! Fitz calls Claire a Bandwagon Seahawks Fan and she goes nuts on him. Its Friday so let's Bull-Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, 1 in 4 Americans say they could live in a van, a yodeling competition is declared a "super-spreader" after many people test positive for Covid, Myrtle Beach is apparently the best city to live in for UFO enthusiasts, Hormel is offering bacon-scented face masks, Taco Bell's "Steal a Base, Steal a Taco" promotion is back for the World Series, Fitz asks for 1000 texts to get a Mullet, and the Jet Pack guy is back at LAX. On Stream It or Skip It, Drew recommends "Unsolved Mysteries Season 2"and "Fast and Furious: Spy Racers" on Netflix, "Food Network Halloween" on Hulu, and "Monsters University" on Disney+. In the Fitz Files, next "Bachelorette" Tayshia Adams says watching people interact without masks or social distancing is weird, Google has a feature where you can hum a song to find out what it is, Screech is not dead from a prison riot and isn't even in prison, and movie theaters are reopening around here this week. Fitz is convinced his house is haunted, but Drew says there are good explanations for everything; we take your calls on your ghost experiences. How did Drew and his girlfriend handle it when the wind knocked out their power in Monroe? Claire's niece interviewed her for a school project about the music industry. Believe it or Not includes Ray who worked for the Seahawks and has seen "the equipment" in the locker room and Anna who puked on her boyfriend on their first date and he still married her. Lead Bachelor Dale on the "Bachelorette" is so dreamy, Fitz has us compose Dear Dale letters. The Weekend Party Preview has some movie theaters opening, the Washington State Fairground's Dinosaur Drive-Thru and Northwest Trek's new Wild Walk-Thru.

We still have a lot of power outages from last night's storm, including at Drew's new probably-cursed house in Monroe. Claire thinks Fitz has spectacular Bieber hair today. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a TV Anchor falsely accuses the mayor of posting dirty pictures after their affair falls apart, a mom puts her kid through an online taste test of gross food, an 11-year-old boy steals a school bus and leads police on a 13-mile chase, an English company has a "Bump" necklace that alerts you when you get within 6 feet of another person wearing the necklace, the driver of a $400k Rolls Royce that rear ends a $200k Lamborghini runs away and a woman is getting trolled for her video of putting her wedding ring on her dog's nose and he eats it. Can we guess what Generation you are by the Halloween candy you like? We recap the Season Premiere of "The Bachelorette" with Clare falling hard for Dreamy Dale. In the Fitz Files, "The Bachelor" is suing a former contestant, Garth Brooks gets Billboard's Icon Award, and "Coming 2 America" is going direct to Amazon. All Jacked Up includes Fitz doing "Bloody Mary" in his bathroom mirror, Kevin in SeaTac who rolls his shirt up like a halter top in the bathroom, and Michael from Poulsbo who saved the hair from his son's first haircut and smells it from time to time. Since the viral TikTok of the guy skating-boarding to Fleetwood Mac's "Dreams" exploded, sales of their music has also exploded and now Stevie Nicks has done her own TikTok. Today's Troop Salute is Major Brent Taylor of the US Army National Guard. In DNA Discoveries, Fitz wants to know what you found out from your DNA test that you weren't expecting, like Nicole from Lynnwood whose sister is actually her biological mother, and Hannah whose biological dad was really a sperm donor and she 12 half-siblings.

It’s “Prime Rib Day”! Forget about “Prime Day”; here on “Prime Rib Day” listen all morning for the “Fitz Flash” as Fitz randomly gives stuff away including AirPods, an InstaPot, and a Kindle Fire Tablet. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a man stalked by a Mountain Lion during a jog manages to video the big cat while eluding it, two teachers are put on leave after a parent records them talking trash about students, the CDC says 1 in 4 people still don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom, a man dressed as Superman assaults someone and his Wonder Woman girlfriend gets him caught, a guy does donuts behind a live news report from Hurricane Delta, and a woman says ever since she took artifacts from the City of Pompeii she’s been cursed; wait until you hear what Fitz’s Dad did-or-did-not steal. In the new Zoom work place, casual clothes are in and real pants are out, but should this continue when we get back into real offices? The “Bachelorette” is back tonight and Fitz is so excited about the trailer. In the Fitz Files, we preview “The Bachelorette”, Mick Fleetwood thanks the Ocean Spray Skateboard Guy, Jamie Lee Curtis says Chris Evans’ Wienie Pic was a set-up, “Scream 5” is filming with Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, and David Arquette returning, and Justin Bieber drops new music Friday. On Make Up or Break Up, Lisa from Bremerton is really unhappy her husband Eli went nuts spending money on Halloween decorations and stuff for the kids, but Eli says Lisa just hates Halloween for religious reasons. Text The Truth has you anonymously admitting your juicy secrets, like your awful work-from-home hygiene, second thoughts on your engagement, and ratting out your family. We give away a job live on air today as part of our $1 Million of Jobs, as Amanda from Instanannies hires Sandra while we listen.

The Seahawks gave us another anxiety attack; we dissect the game including the amazing DK Metcalf. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman shows up in a wedding dress to her fiancé's job demanding he marry her on the spot, an angry mask refuser calls 911 on the business that won't let her in and the 911 operator tells her the store is right, a jewelry store worker puts a customer on blast after he buys gifts for his wife and girlfriend, "Cow Hugging" is a thing, a news anchor can't stop laughing after reporting on a bomb scare where a guy said he was going to "blow up the bathroom", and Dollar General is going upscale with a new pricier store. Niko Moon calls in to talk about his new music. In the Fitz Files, Lorne Michaels addresses the Morgan Wallen situation, Disney is making a movie based on Space Mountain, Kelly Clarkson covers Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire", and "NCIS" is being sued for sending actors to rob a store and letting real cops show up. If you've had a Dating Disaster, we wanna hear about, like Ryan from Maple Valley who had a girl try to recruit him for a pyramid scheme on the first date and Kelly from Spanaway whose Tinder date looked familiar and she later realized she saw him on Washington's Most Wanted. The TikTok "My Place Vs. His Place" Challenge has women filming the difference between their clean homes and their boyfriend's nasty homes. The Sounds of Our Weekend has our home weekend audio, like Ryder playing Warzone, Claire chasing her cat who snuck out in the rain, Drew splitting wood and chain-sawing, and Fitz on a Sunday drive with his crying babies. Ryder's Super Spooky Halloween Movie Marathon was a Vampire Weekend complete with steaks, garlic potatoes, and bloody-looking cocktails. Monday Motivation has some inspiring quotes to get your week started off right.

Our mornings at home were filled with splinter surgery and hairball dodging - how about you? No matter how it started, it's all made better by the Bull-Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a mask-hating customer stiffs a waitress who asked to him follow the rules and writes "Mask" on the tip line, a dance battle ends with a stabbing, Baltimore Police are investigating a dead body originally thought to be a Halloween decoration, a mom films her kids asking Google Home Assistant to make a fart sounds, Covid hits Thanksgiving as stores are stocking up on smaller turkeys, and Police in Maine are investigating a grocery store after someone put razor blades in their fresh pizza dough. On Stream It or Skip It Drew recommends "Hubie Halloween" on Netflix, "Books of Blood" on Hulu, and The Simpson's complete "Treehouse of Horrors" on Disney+. In The Fitz Files, The Rock has more IG followers now than any other American man, Nicole Kidman says there will be a "Big Little Lies Season" 3, the Internet wants Jeff Goldblum to play Mike Pence's head fly on SNL, and Dolly Parton really does drink a cup of ambition. We need your Insta-Therapy help for "Sherri", a Nanny who lives with family in Mill Creek and lately she feels like the dad is creeping on her. Ryder's joining his dad and brothers for hunting for the first time and needs your advice on what he needs. In Getting to Know You, we talk about our favorite things about Fall, and about what our last meals would be if we got to choose. Believe It or Not is your crazy-but-true stories, like Allie in Lynnwood whose grandmother had a fling with Bob Barker and Julianna who claims she can touch her tongue to her elbow. Today's $1Million of Jobs Call Employer is Frank from Two Men and A Truck. The Weekend Party Preview includes Knutson Farms in Puyallup's Pumpkin Patch, places to see Fall Colors like Olallie State Park and Stevens Pass Greenway, and the LeMay Car Museum is now open in Tacoma.

The weather change means Real Fall is about to start. Ryder says he doesn't have the right clothes for hunting this weekend even though he's wearing camo right now but he admits its poser camo. The talk of the VP debate was a fly that landed on Mike Pence's hair, and we hear a new song from that Fly. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, scammers going door-to-door collecting money for a local high school football team knock on the actual coach's door, a White House TV reporter goes crazy on a raccoon interfering with his shot, a man is arrested for trying to set up a personal "meetup" with a horse, 1 in 8 women cry in dressing rooms trying on clothes, malls are making Covid plans for Santa with no lap-sitting and Plexiglass, and an Oregon County has an epidemic of human waste in shopping bags on the side of the road. Dr. Fitz helps dispel those "facts" our parents told us as kids to keep us from doing things like that that gum you swallowed at age 5 is still in your stomach. Drew says he's been noticing women's eyes more now that everyone's wearing masks. In the Fitz Files, Morgan Wallen is bumped from SNL for violating Covid Protocol after videos surface of him partying and kissing random women, Britney Spears' lawyer she isn't mentally capable of signing legal documents, Cable TV.com is offering $1000 to watch 24 hours of horror movies, and we learn which actors are shirtless most often in their movies. On Make Up or Break Up, Robert from Maple Valley is upset his girlfriend Gina isn't bikini waxing since lockdown. Ryder tells us about his and Shade's podcast "Nerds of the Round Table". Playlist Profiling is Genevieve from Mount Vernon. Throwin' Shade has Shade is going after Morgan Wallen. Today's $1 Million Dollars of Jobs spotlight is Blue Street Deliveries who is hiring for drivers; apply at www.989Bull.com

Drew is suffering the dangers of a too-hot breakfast sandwich, Claire wants to be Fitz's Sue Bird, Ryder sleeps better after watching horror movies, and Fitz says the Governor is loosening some Covid restrictions on movie theatres and restaurants. Fitz has a beautiful tribute to Guitar Legend Eddie Van Halen. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a Texas girl holds two Guinness records for being tall, a study shows men with really deep voices are more likely to cheat, some prison guards are facing torture charges for blasting "Baby Shark" to inmates, Kraft has a promo suggesting people send their friends "Noods" like Mac n' Cheese, an Austin Public Libraries worker stole over $1.3 million in printer toner to sell online, a man who escaped custody on his way to his arraignment is caught after posting about it on social media. Ryder's Spooky Movie Marathon is on "Child's Play" and "The Shining". In the Fitz Files, Eddie Van Halen's ex-wife Valerie Bertinelli was with him when he died alongside his current wife, Country Stars talk about Eddie, and "SNL" had to pay their audience as employees to comply with Covid laws and they were all first responders. All Jacked Up has Fitz loving the smell of his babies' toots, Owen from Graham picking the ingrown hairs from his chest, and Haley in Yelm who once pooped in the dog park. Fitz wants you to fill in these blanks: "I'd Like to Thank _______ for Teaching my kid _____" when your kids learned something you didn't want them to know, like Megan who thanks her sister for teaching her toddler to flush the toilet and now she won't stop and Adriana from Auburn who thanks Ciara for teaching her daughter that counting includes the word "Drink". Today's Troop Salute is Lt. Col. Jesus Cosme of the US Air Force. Drew's house in Monroe is killing birds that crash into his windows; Fitz says it's a bad omen and the house is cursed. And we have an update on the baby Kangaroo that got loose in Monroe Thursday.

Happy Birthday Instagram, now 10 years old; we talk about how many dogs we all follow, and Ryder suggests we follow his cat Thor. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a man warns stores not to sell Ouija boards to children in case of demonic possession, China stops producing Halloween masks of the actual Coronavirus sphere, an Amazon Driver has the crap scared out of him by a Halloween decoration, a Washington man is arrested for helping to smuggle people into Canada from his hotel "The Smugglers Inn", a man is arrested after offering to buy a woman's child, and a British college girl gets stuck inside a dryer in a drunk TikTok stunt. We get tips on How to Be a Good Spouse from a 1939 magazine article. Someone mashed up "The Dance" By Garth Brooks with "WAP" by Cardi B. In the Fitz Files, Harry Styles could be the next James Bond, Forbes highest paid actresses are on TV because there are no movies, Carrie Underwood can't find the Halloween costume her son really wants, there's gonna be a "Dazed and Confused" reunion script read, Regal Cinemas are closing down, and Reba and Darius host the CMA's this year. It's Fire Prevention Week and Don Maher from Puget Sound Fire is here to talk about how to prevent fires in our homes and communities. Ryder's Food News has the newest items for us to try, like candy flavored Keurig pods, McDonalds Spicy Chicken nuggets and Kraft's Pumpkin Spice Mac n' Cheese (blech). Today's Troop Salute is Medal of Honor Recipient Ronald Shurer of the US Army. Earlier this morning on Wheel of Wake Up we called Michael from Sales at 4am to talk about the beautiful changing leaves. Our Favorite Things this week: Fitz' loves the "Dance/WAP" mash-up, Drew loves Tuscano's Italian Restaurant in Monroe, Claire loves the Cedar River Trail Park in Renton and Ryder loves the Southcenter Disney Store's COVID mask collection. Monday Motivation has some motivating quotes to get your week started off right.

Drew doesn't like everyone messing with the name October, like "Fogtober" and "Rocktober", until we remind him of "Hawktober", Octobro, and Shade's Man-in-the-Box-Tober. It's Friday and DJ Tony Schwartz has a Bull Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a 67-year-old woman with a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu beats up an intruder, a pizza place offers "kind words" from the delivery guy for an extra fee, a woman claims the pandemic has been hard on cats because people are home too much, a man tries to break into a TV station with a hammer, it takes several people to stop a woman "self-serving" at a 7-11, and a mom warns parents about toddlers playing with iPhones with PayPal after an exotic tortoise arrives. On Stream It or Skip It Drew recommends "Interview with the Vampire" on Hulu, "Hocus Pocus" on Disney+ "Halloween Town" on Netflix and "Good Girls Revolt" on Amazon. In the Fitz Files, Brad and Angelina's custody trial starts Monday, Kacey Musgraves is on an episode of "Scooby Doo", Jon Pardi has a Variety Show, and the 10-year-old girl that Dave Grohl has been drum-battling has written an epic song. P1's Have Talent includes Marge from Everett who sings Bert and Ernie's "I'd Like to Visit the Moon", Derek from Edmonds with a Rap about MC Hammer he wrote when he was 7, and Bonnie from Bothell who plays an amazing hand flute! Does your car have a nickname? After we tell ours, we hear yours, like Jeanie from Oak Harbor whose car is "Huey" after her insurance adjuster and Kaylen from JBLM who calls his Dodge Ram "Betty White". Believe It or Not includes Trish in Duvall whose mom met Ted Bundy and Cooper from Shelton who was an Uber driver who had a man die in his car. Ryder's Spooky Movie Marathon continues with "Beetlejuice." The Weekend Party Preview includes corn mazes and pumpkin patches, the Georgetown Morgue, the Issaquah Salmon Hatchery, and a free drive-in movie in Federal Way.

We usually love looking out the window and enjoy the moon but with the fog we can’t see a dang thing. Ryder is officially starting his October Spooky Movie Marathon today. Fitz’s mother-in-law is in town and getting their house in order - it’s OK to put your Mom to work, right? In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a 36-year old man is arrested after a month of hiding in the closet of a 15-year-old girl he met online, a man shoots through his own windshield during road rage, a guy freaks out at a Subway restaurant over wearing a mask, a little girl goes viral for calling her Mom’s bra her “booby holders”, and Luke Combs says he learned to sing by listening to Backstreet Boys, N’Sync, and other boy bands. Dick’s has put out the list of upcoming locations where you can find their Food Truck including West Seattle, Everett, Bellingham, and Bellevue. In the Fitz Files the “Dancing with the Stars” producer who fired Tom Bergeron and hired Tyra Banks tries to explain himself, Chrissy Tiegen has lost her baby due to pregnancy complications, and NBC has started casting “Young Rock” about The Rock growing up. On Make Up or Break Up Tim from Lake Forest Park says his girlfriend Anna insists on having a huge Gender Reveal stunt but he doesn’t think they should use something so personal for hits and clicks. Patrick Mahomes Mom was tweeting so much about Monday Night Football broadcasters calling her son “Pat” that word got to him on the sidelines in the middle of the game. Playlist Profiling is Brian the Outreach Supervisor from Union Gospel Mission. Throwin’ Shade brings another epic Battle Room, with Shade is taking on the Rest of the Nation for ignoring Russell Wilson.

Drew loves the beautiful eerie red moon! Claire gets completely derailed when she learns men regularly pee outside in their backyards instead of their own bathrooms. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, Florida Woman raises $12K in a Go Fund Me for the family of a murder victim but keeps the money, a news anchor is arrested for smashing a beer bottle over a guy's head in a political argument, a college girl doesn't realize her microphone is hot on a Zoom and talks about her Hot Prof, a zoo has to get rid of its parrots because they swear too much, a man breaks the Guinness record for breaking walnuts on his head, and a study shows men are as likely to be excited about pumpkin spice returning as football. Aunt Claire is Ridin' Dirty on expired tabs; she's paid for them but the DMV won't hand them over because her driver's license doesn't match the address yet. We talk about things we do that that feel Illegal, but aren't, like breaking into your own home when you lock yourself out. In the Fitz Files, Kelly Clarkson is sued by ex-father-in-law-manager, Justins Bieber and Timberlake may be collaborating, Coyote Peterson makes $300K per month, and Mac Davis passes away. All Jacked Up includes Fitz changing his toothbrush after 5 uses because he's paranoid the cleaning lady messes with it, Kevin from Skagit who turns on the sink when his brother gets in the shower just to hear him scream and Mitchell in Bellevue who messes with telemarketers by belching and barking. John Rich calls in to talk about his new song "Earth to God". Today's Troop Salute is James Boland and Gregory Boland of the US Navy. Midweek Crisis: Ryder had a meltdown over a corrupted video game download, Drew realizes his property has dangerous animals on it, and Fitz, well, is actually happy because his son Cooper got a job. Fitz wants Ryder to join the WSP or at least get into that training suit where you get attacked by dogs.

Is this Fake Fall or Fake Summer, and will we see the Northern Lights or the California Smoke? And why is Ryder so quiet? Fitz wants to hear about your Morning Victory - he got a tasty Icy Coffee, Drew saw some deer, Claire is driving her wife's fun zippy car, and Ryder has his blankie. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a guy converts a potato gun into a candy cannon for Social Distance Halloween, a woman goes Exorcist-style crazy on a plane, Home Depot has an epic 12-foot-tall outdoor skeleton for Halloween, an American man is facing prison in Thailand for giving bad Yelp reviews to a resort, a guy filming his friend (named Ryder!) swimming with a Basking Shark realizes it's actually a Great White, a man breaks into his neighbor's house wearing nothing but boxers and a gold cross and waving a bible. Fitz wonders why with the global baby boom he is the only one in the studio making babies; Claire and Drew say they are too busy with their pets and Ryder says he's too irresponsible. On the Fitz Files, Carol Baskin is kicked off DWTS, Blake Shelton takes some foster kids fishing and Vin Diesel releases a horrible pop song. On Make Up or Break Up, Matt from Everett wants to get his kids vaccinated with the new Covid-19 vaccine as soon as it's available, but his wife Maureen says it's too soon and she doesn't want their kids to be guinea pigs. If Washington State had a world famous Roadside Attraction, what would it be? Fitz and Claire moderate the Great Show Debate between Ryder and Drew on the Hot Topic of whether to recycle leaves or burn them. Today's $1 Million Dollars of Jobs Employer is Christopher Lilley of True Management.

Happy Monday! Drew's dog has become a Grumpy Old Man, Claire wants to know it's she's All Jacked Up for pulling her hoodie string back-n-forth-n-back-n-forth, and Ryder and Fitz's 7-year-old son Cash are in a Fortnite War of Supremacy. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, 1 of 8 people in the Northwest claim to have seen Bigfoot at one time or another, a Japanese man finds what he thinks is a very strange mushroom that turns out to be an adult toy, an 80-year-old man slashes the tires of an old woman who took his favorite seat at Bingo, a man picks up his car from a repair shop garage to find 1000 extra miles on it and women's underwear in the car, and a man sets his hospital bed on fire when the nurses refuse to listen to him. In the Good Stuff, we call our Bickford Ford Community Hero for September, Bailey from Island Hut in Bremerton, who has been helping out his entire community by making sure people have something to eat during these hard times. In Fitz Files, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have had their second baby but only Lance Bass has seen him/her and there' a new Joe Exotic documentary implying he was a psycho even as a child. Fitz has become obsessed with animal videos to the point where he hides out from us during the work hours to watch them while we are all in here waiting for him to do stuff. Today's Troop Salute is Donald Dean Dobson Sr. of the US Navy. It's Wheel of Wake Up day; we called Maggie from Sales around 4am this morning. Monday Motivation has some motivating quotes to get your week started off right!

Happy Birthday to Drew's (Alleged) Mom! It's Blue Friday and Fitz is torn because the Seahawks are playing his beloved Dallas Cowboys. We've got a Friday Bull Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a 78-year-old Puyallup woman holds an intruder with a shotgun until cops arrive, a couple filming their proposal on a bridge watches their photographer get hit by a bicycle but is more concerned over the shot, an Alabama woman sleeping during Hurricane Sally had a tree fall on her bed and there was a bee's nest in it, Michael Jackson's cousin is selling the IV that was in his arm when he died, and the CDC recommends cancelling Halloween and we predict how that will go down here in Washington State. On Ticket or Skip It, Drew recommends "Enola Holmes" on Netflix, "The Descendants" and "Hidden Figures" on Disney+, and "Utopia" on Amazon Prime. In the Fitz Files, Tyra Banks answers her haters, "This is Us" is premiering early, Carrie Underwood's Christmas album is out, and someone re-mixed the Chipmunks to sound like regular adults and it's creepy. Ladies, Fitz wants to know: "My Husband Would Die If He Knew My Best Friend Knows ____ About Him". Ryder reads an apology to John Oates after his record label complained about their interview. Believe It or Not includes Randy in Everett who was in an Oscar Meyer Weiner commercial as a kid and Taylor in Buckley who made it on Wheel of Fortune but got kicked off for swearing. Fitz spotlights Fierce Female 78-year-old Sandy from Puyallup who held an intruder in place with her shotgun until the police arrived. The Weekend Party Preview includes Stocker Farms doing a butterfly release, the Redmond Library's Pop-Up Story Garden, the Museum of Flight's new WWII Exhibit and the Point Defiance Zoo's online ZooQuarium for Sea Otter Awareness Week.

It's a beautiful Rainy Northwest morning and Fitz has a Rain Montage for us. Drew finds it impossible to put on socks while standing up but Claire says the yoga pose Tree can help him. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a couple's dog stolen at gunpoint by a carful of teenagers, Sizzler has filed for bankruptcy so we are all heading to Southcenter after the show, statistics show the Pandemic has caused a lot of breakups, Scotland is facing a Toilet Paper shortage, an Idaho woman who was the surrogate for a couple in China has been now raising the baby for 4 months because they can't come to the US to get him, and the CDC issues a recommendation to cancel Halloween, and we debate that. Claire is going crazy because she can hear the toilet running from all over the house but her wife doesn't and lets it run and Fitz says he hears all kinds of things his wife ignores. Tyra Banks is getting destroyed on social media by fans of "Dancing with the Stars". In the Fitz Files, Carol Baskin is still on "DWTS", a TV Drama series is being developed based on Blake Shelton's "God's Country", Hugh Jackman sends a birthday message to a little girl who says she learned to concentrate by watching him on Sesame Street, and Kelly Clarkson talks about her divorce on her show. All Jacked Up includes Drew freaked out by scented trash bags, Ryder hooting like an owl to amuse his neighbor, Leah in Lynnwood who brushes her teeth before she eats and Scott from Poulsbo who puts his pants in the freezer when it's hot out. KIRO 7's Nick Allard calls to talk about The Pineapple Express and his jealousy of Big Beef Doppler. Today's Troop Salute is Sergeant Dorothy "Dot" Cole, the Oldest Living Marine. Today's $1 Million Dollars of Jobs employer profile is Clint from Chuck Olson Kia who is looking for lot attendants and sales managers.

It's Officially Fall! Drew and Ryder are both in Flannel; Ryder freaks when Drew calls him "Son" but Fitz and Claire agree Drew is totally the "Dad" here. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a guy who takes a used car for a test drive at 123 mph and won't let the salesman out is arrested for kidnapping, a Hawaiian surfer who lost his surfboard in 2018 finds out it washed up in the South Philippines, Gucci is selling $1400 overalls that come pre-grass stained, a Indonesian prisoner escapes through the sewer ala "Shawshank Redemption", a guy who tries to gives a fake name on a DUI arrest gets busted the cop remembered him from high school 20 years ago, and a man is arrested for repeatedly threatening the renters at a neighboring Airbnb with a shotgun. Fitz is disappointed Claire and her wife Sharon have already abandoned their vow to do yoga every day after just 3 days. We debate how dogs should wear pant. In the Fitz Files, Ellen's apology gets a lot of reaction, Carol Baskin emotes on how she was represented on "The Tiger King", the typewriter sound in "9 to 5" is actually Dolly Parton tapping her fingernails, and Lil Nas X has written a children's book. On Make Up or Break Up, Dana from Woodinville is suspicious that her boyfriend George never wants to go out in public with her; George thinks Dana is over-reacting and says he only goes out for "required" things like a going-away-party. Since Ellen apologized for the environment on her show, Fitz apologizes for things on this show; he apologizes to Claire for Drew's grumpy attitude and to Drew for Ryder calling him "Boomer". John Oates from Hall and Oates calls in to talk about his new Country album, and Ryder gets the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to interview him but totally drops the ball. And Live on Air we give away our first Job of the $1 Million of Jobs we are giving away!

Fitz is excited to celebrate the 21st Night of September, aka Earth, Wind and Fire Day! Wait 'til you hear our Sing-a-Long! We recap the amazing Seahawks-Patriots game including the amazing Russell Wilson and incredible Defense at the end; but when the Cowboys are here next week, who will Fitz root for? In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a teacher asks parents to stop cussing, smoking weed, and walking around naked during Zoom School, a new app lets you to pay people to video spy for you, a woman pulled over with a suspended license and outstanding warrants says she has to go #2 really bad and leads cops on a chase, a man caught cheating lets his girlfriend punish him by clamping his junk in her hair straightener, a restaurant in Denmark has robot waitresses, and the Ignoble Prizes have been awarded for stupid scientific studies like a knife made of frozen poop and how alligators sound when they inhale helium. In Fitz Files, the Emmy Awards include with big wins for "Schitt's Creek" and "Watchmen" and quickie "Friends" Reunion at Jennifer Aniston's house, James Caan says there will never be another "Elf" because Will Ferrell hates John Favreau, and Ellen speaks for the first time about being the "Be Kind Lady" amid accusations of meanness. For Our Favorite Things, Fitz loves the documentary "My Octopus Teacher", Drew loves his contractor Chris Welch from Cornerstone Construction, Claire loves the Renton Safeway Bakery's Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies, and Ryder loved Batman Day on Saturday. Today's Troop Salute is Corporal Benjamin Gibson USMC. On Wheel of Wake Up we confuse and very sleepy Melanie from Sales. In Food News, Ryder delivers some exciting food developments including Eggo Pumpkin Pie pancakes, DQ's Fall Blizzards and Sour Patch Kid Flavor Crush Soda. Monday Motivation has motivating quotes to get your week started off right.

It's Blue Friday and Bull-Yah Friday! Fitz wants to know how far Ryder has ever been from his home in Auburn; turns out not far. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, OK Cupid has a VILF badge so you can hook up with sexy voters, a man sues a major coffee chain for severe burns on his junk from extremely hot coffee, a 11-year-old has to remove his mask at school because it's from Hooters, Louis Vuitton has a mask for $1000, the new TikTok trend is filing your teeth with a nail file, and a woman in Alabama films a 12-foot gator her yard. On Stream It or Skip It Drew recommends "Call the Midwife Season 9" and "Airplane!" on Netflix and "Pen15" on Hulu. General Gridlock returns as Fitz calls him in his bunker to lead us on a March. On the Fitz Files, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston reunite for a "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" read, Martha Stewart has a line of CBD products and she uses a lot of them and John Oates of Hall and Oates has a Country album. After 8 weeks, Lori from University Place WINS the $1000 Minute! The P1's Have Talent include Blake from JBLM who does a mouth trumpet "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash, Ryan from Bonney Lake who does a cool police siren sound and Andrea from Carnation brings down the house with Marissa Tomei from "My Cousin Vinny". Fitz decided his home needs The Magic of a Halloween Tree. Believe It or Not has Debi from Kent who got a bicycle from Evel Knievel as a girl, Liam from Port Orchard who passes as Liam from Oasis, and Callie from Spanaway who went skydiving with her 90-year-old Grandma whose boobs popped out. Claire got called to the Big Boss's office and it was not was she was expecting. The Weekend Party Preview has discounted Ski Passes on sale, the Western Heritage Center is cool for kids, Dad can drive exotic cars at Pacific Raceways and Fort Nisqually Online has a Victorian Baking class.

Drew finally has his flannels unpacked and is getting ready to launch a Year of Flannel. Fitz and Claire were up all night watching and doing social media for the ACMs and Ryder was up all night trying to buy the PS5. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, an adorable Alaskan Malamute argues with a talking toy hamster, a woman sitting on a city bench gets thrown in the air when a garbage truck picks up her bench, a human brain washes up at Lake Michigan, a man calls a company to file a complaint and the operator calls him names thinking he was on hold, a man claiming to be Jesus tries to skip out on paying train fare, and Sean Hannity can't pronounce "Despacito". We review the ACMs with Fitz and Claire loving the low-key show with no audience, focus on the songs, and really cool lighting. Our "Goose Bump Songs" include Miranda's "Blue Bird", Taylor's "Betty", and Eric Church's blistering Johnny Cash moment. In the Fitz Files, there was a first-ever tie for Entertainer of the Year between Carrie and Thomas and Eric Church fans are ticked off, Gwen Stefani can really actually sing Country, and Maren Morris gave the only really "real" speech. On Make Up or Break Up, Elisa from Enumclaw is due any week now and her husband Brayden insists on naming their child to honor his dead brother but it's the same name as Elisa's abusive ex and she doesn't want her child's name as a reminder. The ACM "Fitzies Awards" are Fitz's own top honors from last night's ACM's including Best Neck Tattoo, Best Sexy Gray Coming In, and Best Male Nipples. Today's Playlist Profiling is Beverly from Everett. Fitz plays us the amazing live performance of Dan + Shay's "I Should Probably Go to Bed". And after all that...Throwin' Shade has Shade going after...The ACMs!

40 Coast Guard shipmates swimming in the South Pacific are approached by a shark and they have to fire the Deck Gun to scare it off. The hottest mask this Halloween is a scary “Karen”! A hurricane reporter in San Antonio has a transformer blow right behind him. The fear of leaving the house without your phone is called Nomophobia, and 80% percent of college students say they have it. A guy drives a stolen school bus for 200 miles and gets caught after doing donuts, there's a new way to lose weight involving pills made from…What Are You Kidding Me?!

A fresh batch of What Are You Kidding Me stories... The Good Stuff... and of course the very latest on the government shutdown!! It's your Thursday Fitz Show!

A very special troop salute... that may just stop you in your tracks. Plus a fresh batch of insane What Are You Kidding Me stories... and Fitz busts out the piano again!! Brace yourself for the Wednesday Fitz Show!