Not Film School

This is a very serious discussion by two very serious people about a little kiddie baby movie wah wah goo goo gah gah Featuring: Janelle Pescatore!A child care professional who uses her love and compassion to care for her community!Also the survivor of baby loss, and an incredible advocate for those who aren't ready to speak about their experiences yet! Resources!Check out these other great podcasts that address some of what we discuss on todays episode!  -Worst Girl Gang Ever (Podcast)-Hey Loss Mama (Podcast) Musical Recommendation:The Weeks Special Thanks:Fesliyan Studios - Sound Effects/Skit MusicRyan Maguire - Main Intro SongJoe Moubhij - I just love you

Featuring: Praise Ibeh Musical Recommendation:Failure Special Thanks:-Ryan Maguire for Music-Brieana Woodward for Art-Joe Mobhij for Being Lovely IM IN A RUSH, I'LL UPDATE THIS LATER I LOVE YOU ALL

Micro Aggressions Galore! We're talking about Nihilism, Generational Learning, Trauma, and our sub-par fathers! WOO! Featuring: Lisa LamLisa Lam is an actor, model, and stand up comic in the Boston area! You can see her on the Parody News Network on YouTube; or if you prefer podcasts and/or roleplaying, you can listen to her in the Avatar Legends campaign presented by Even Footing Games on Spotify, or wherever you listen to your podcasts! Musical Suggestion: Japanese Breakfast Special Thanks:Brieana Woodward - ArtRyan Maguire - MusicJoe Moubhij - Being my rock

It's a confrontational episode, from all fronts!  We're talking about fighting and bars and cages and RIPPING OUT THROATS! All for the good of your local bar. Featuring: Joe MoubhijRegular co-host of Not Film School Other Resources:Whos is H. Rap Brown?https://snccdigital.org/people/h-rap-brown/ Testimonials of Voter Suppression and how the SNCC helped fight backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxeeZU3qAdQ What was the SNCC?https://www.history.com/topics/black-history/sncc CHECK OUT HOW THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT IS PORTRAYING H. RAP BROWNhttps://www.archives.gov/research/african-americans/individuals/h-rap-brown Musical Suggestion:Peach Pit Special Thanks!-Ryan Maguire - Intro Music- Joe Moubhij - Absolutely nothing at all, I guess...- Brieana Woodward - Show Art And I guess I owe an apology to Patrick Swayze? Your movies always inspire the relentless leftist in me, sorry bud.Also, Nice Butt Kelly Lynch! This podcast is edited and produced by Kyle Seeley

It's like "2 Girls One Cup" but people call it pretty and you'll like it.That's the best summary of this film I could manage. Featuring:  Alex WilliamsComedian and co-creator/star of The Slanted Hallway (podcast)https://open.spotify.com/show/1wOzABcC9kkxgaiOFbpjWc?si=549c57c3b30d4270(Follow their Insta @theslantedhallway or look them up on Facebook for some stellar title-card art by Will Pottorff!) Other Resources:"Epstein: Filthy Rich" - Netflix "What Is Marxism" - Ryan Chapman (Youtube)https://youtu.be/BFEeHPYp7sg "Post War Reconstruction and the Italian Miracle" - Italian Innovators (Youtube)https://youtu.be/x-5NFTYAwnI "Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975) Is Not One-Note" - Style Is Substance (Youtube)https://youtu.be/TQ8o4YyZMjA If you are at all interested in digging into this film, I HIGHLY recommend purchasing the "Criterion Collection" version from their website. Virtually any questions you might have after the film will be answered. Musical Suggestion:Rot TV Special Thanks!-Fesliyan Studios - Your library makes my shitty skits possible (Skit Sound effects and music)-Ryan Maguire - Intro Music- Joe Moubhij - Love of my life-Brieana Woodward - Art And especially Pier Paolo Pasolini"Hope is a horrible thing invented by political parties to keep their members in line."I wish we could have seen what you were going to make next, so your dying statement wasn't a resignation of hope.But god damn if the whole thing isn't brilliantly poetic. This podcast is recorded, edited and produced by Kyle Seeley

What kept you up at night? Kyle and Joe delve into their childhood fears! Featuring: Joe MoubhijRegular Co-host and Best-Friend Extraordinaire   Musical Suggestion:Summer Salt Contact Not Film School:Email - ThisIsNotFilmSchool@gmail.comInsta - @NotFilmSchoolPodcastFacebook - Not Film School Special Thanks!Ryan Maguire - Intro Music!Brieana Woodward - ArtJoe Moubhij - IT Advice/Best Friend And Emily Browning. You're cool. This podcast is Recorded, Edited and Produced by Kyle Seeley

Kurt and Kyle go to SPACE! And not in a gaudy, distasteful way, like someone we can all think of... Featuring: Kurt Jenney!Kyle's beloved friend since Pre-School! Also a rocket scientist, but our friendship is a little more important than that. Musical Recommendation:Warm Soda Contact Not Film School:Email - ThisIsNotFilmSchool@gmail.comInsta - @NotFilmSchoolPodcastFacebook - Not Film School Special Thanks:Fesliyan Studios - Alarm and Doorbell SoundsRyan Maguire - Intro MusicBrieana Woodward - ArtJoe Moubhij - IT AdviceKurt Jenney - Friendship

In the latest episode of your favorite unprofessional podcast, Kyle and Joe turn into a couple of DIRTY MOLE PEOPLE. We're digging real deep into this one... Featuring: Joe MoubhijRegular bi-weekly co-host and best-friend

Tanjiro and Nezuko ain't got NOTHIN on this brother/sister crime-fighting, anime watching duo! Featuring:Gabrielle SeeleyKyle's little sister, and bestest sibling! Musical Recommendation:SVVAMP Contact Not Film School:Email - ThisIsNotFilmSchool@gmail.comInsta - @NotFilmSchoolPodcastFacebook - Not Film School Special Thanks:Ryan Maguire - Intro MusicBrieana Woodward - ArtJoe Moubhij - IT Advice And Koyoharu Gotouge for a phenomenal series! I'm willing to bet the inside of your soul is real pretty too

DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICES! They're just jealous of all the cool things you're capable of! REAL TALK: Depression and mental health issues are very real. If you need someone to talk to, give theNational Suicide Hotline a call @ 800-273-8255Or email me, we can chat about it :) Featuring:Michelle!A lovely person with lovely hobbies, trying to make the greater good greater and gooder! Musical Recommendation:Low Cut Connie! Contact Not Film School:Email - ThisIsNotFilmSchool@gmail.comInsta - NotFilmSchoolPodcastFacebook - Not Film School Special Thanks:Fesliyan Studios - You make my stupid ideas possible (Skit Music)Ryan Maguire - Intro SongBrieana Woodward - ArtJoe Moubhij - IT Advice And Jake Gyllenhaal! I am a serious fan of your career, almost every film you've been in holds a place in my heart, and I assume the only reason I say "almost" is only because I haven't seen all of your films. YOU ROCK

I know what YOUR thinking!  "Working hard, or hardly working!?"Well I'm gonna have to tell you that this weekend, it's the latter for Kyle and Joe!We went camping! And it's a well deserved break!But we'll be back next week to talk you into oblivion!Get ready for DONNIE DARKO! As for music, go listen to The Marias, who have a brand new album out, which released THIS WEEKEND!Listen to them, support them, LOVE THEM! (News Intro Music by Fesliyan Studios, I love you guys bunches!)

There's nothing like hanging out with friends!Especially when you're shooting and stabbing and robbing and killing and stuffing people into trunks....Am I getting carried away?  Featuring:Jeremy Cangiano!Boston Comedian, Producer, Tic Tocker, and my friend E>Find him:Insta: @JeremyCangianoTic Tok: @Jeremiah_Michael  Musical Recommendation:Shannon and the Clams  Contact -NOT FILM SCHOOL-Email - @ThisIsNotFilmSchool@gmail.comInsta - @NotFilmSchoolPodcastFacebook - Not Film School  Special Thanks To:Fesliyan Studios - Skit music and sound effectsRyan Maguire - Intro MusicBrieana Woodward - ArtJoe Moubhij - IT Advice And Joe Pesci, Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta, Lorraine Bracco and Martin Scorsese! Any one of you could have stood out in this project, but doing it all together made this film into a classic so timeless, I'm sure my grandchildren will be talking about it!This show is edited and produced by Kyle Seeley

I KNOW, YOU THOUGHT TO YOURSELF "Dude, Where's This Episode?" I WAS A LITTLE LATE IN POSTING, BUT I PROMISE I FEEL REALLY REALLY BAD ABOUT IT! Featuring: Joe MoubhijKyle's bestest friend, and makeout partner. Musical Recommendation:  Made Violent Contact -NOT FILM SCHOOL- at:Insta - @NotFilmSchoolPodcastFacebook - Not Film SchoolEmail - ThisIsNotFilmSchool@gmail.com Special Thanks To:Ryan Maguire - Intro MusicBrieana Woodward - ArtJoe Moubhij - IT Advice And Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott. You didn't win official awards, but I promise this movie would have been nothing without you guys to fill in those roles. You easily made the whole movie! This podcast is edited and produced by Kyle Seeley

Today, we're talking about communicating!   Featuring: Jimmy Corbett Musical Recommendation:  Oak GroveInsta: @OakGroveBandFacebook: Oak Grove BandStream them anywhere you listen to music! Contact -NOT FILM SCHOOL- at:Insta: @NotFilmSchoolPodcastFacebook: Not Film SchoolEmail: ThisIsNotFilmSchool@gmail.com Special Thanks To:Oak Grove - Intro MusicBrieana Woodward - ArtJoe Moubhij - IT Advice And Amy Adams for an outstanding performance! How in the HELL do you not have an Oscar yet? This Podcast is Edited and Produced by Kyle Seeley

DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!?Do the "inside you's" know who you are?You better hope so, or you might end up where our protagonist ended up, and you do NOT want to go there. Featuring: Joe Moubhij!I love him! Contact us!Email: ThisIsNotFilmSchool@gmail.comInsta: NotFilmSchoolPodcastFacebook: Not Film School Musical Recommendation:  Warm Soda Special Thanks:Fesliyan Studios - Skit MusicRyan Maguire - Intro MusicBrieana Woodward - ArtJoe Moubhij - IT Advice And  Neil Gaiman and Dave McKean! You can't hit a home run every time, but I'll attribute this to the beginning of your experience working in video. I'm a huge man of the both of you regardless!

DON'T CHANGE YOUR NAME, DAMMIT! DON'T CHANGE FOR ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF!Yeeb and Kyle talk deep into culture, familial relationships and what it's like to feel a need to abandon heritage! Featuring: Yeeb OBabyYeeb is a rapper, and he runs the instagram page  @OBabyEntertainmentFOLLOW HIM, YOU MUST! Musical Suggestion:  STRFKR(Also known as Star Fucker) Special Thanks:Ryan Maguire - Intro MusicBrieana Woodward - Art And All Bengali people out there, trying to pass on your culture, or trying to remember it! This Podcast Is Edited and Produced by Kyle Seeley

Up there! In the sky!Is that a movie!?No....It's a Comic Book....kinda Featuring: Joe Moubhij, the bi-weekly co-host of -Not Film School- Musical Suggestion: The WeeksSong: Buttons CONTACT US!Email - ThisIsNotFilmSchool@gmail.comFacebook - Not Film SchoolInsta - @notfilmschoolpodcast Thanks to:Fesliyan Studios - Skit (Trailer) MusicRyan Maguire - Intro MusicBrieana Woodward - Art And Robert Rodriguez! Good art is excellent, but it is exponentially valuable when people respect it as much as it deserves. I'm a Frank Miller fan, too, bro. Lets hang out! This Podcast is Edited and Produced by Kyle Seeley

Sometimes movies leave you with a lot of questions, and you NEVER get any answers past the narrative arc! Well my friend, creator of the intro-song of the podcast, and scientist with growing reknown, RYAN MAGUIRE is here to talk about black holes and space-shit! Musical Suggestion:Sweetie Contact:Email - thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.comFacebook - Not Film SchoolInsta - Not Film School Podcast Special Thanks to:Ryan Maguire - Intro MusicBrieana Woodward - Show ArtJoe Moubhij - IT Advice And to Christopher and Jonathan Nolan for the time, patience, and dedication that went into what I would absolutely consider a masterpiece. Love transcends time, sure, but it can also be debossed into work.  This Podcast is Edited and Produced by Kyle Seeley

TILDA SWINTON HERE! TILDA SWINTON THERE! TILDA SWINTON EVERYWHERE!It's horror, it's art, and it's got a lot of heart. WATCH THIS MOVIE!   Featuring: Joe MoubhijAn electrical engineer with spark ;) Musical Suggestion:The Marias @ ME, BRO!Email: ThisIsNotFilmSchool@gmail.comInsta: Not Film School PodcastFacebook: Not Film School Special Thanks to:Ryan Maguire - You bring music to my ears! (Intro Music)Brieana Woodward - You have immortalized me on canvas! (Cover Art) And Luca Guadagnino, for an adaptation that I absolutely love, and most certainly respect.Oh, and Tilda Swinton, what can I say that I haven't already said? I love you x1000! This podcast is edited and produced by Kyle Seeley

Are you into tentacles like Kyle's into tentacles? How about like John Carpenter is into tentacles? If you think dirty thoughts when you see Cthulu's beard, then this is a movie for you! Featuring Kaileigh!The ORIGINAL co-host, you're gonna like her more then Kyle! Musical Suggestion:Bass Drum of Death! Contact us!-Email: ThisIsNotFilmSchool@gmail.com-Insta: @NotFilmSchoolPodcast-Facebook: Not Film School Special Thanks To:Fesliyan Studios - You can't hit it out of the park  every time (Fire Noises)Ryan Maguire - Intro MusicBrieana Woodward - Podcast ArtSarah M. Frye - Episode Art And to Steven Kostanski and Jeremy Gillespie! You rocked every cent that went into this film! Considering the handicaps that making this film had, you guys knocked it out of the park with a terrifically dreadful film! THANK YOU!This show is edited, produced, and hosted by Kyle Seeley

It's really a cowboy's Romeo and Juliet, which Kyle and Joe are HERE FOR!Experience a true and trying tale, vicariously through the thoughts and feelings of Joe and Kyle! Featuring:Joe MoubhijA scientist with a heart of golden semiconductor! If you are gay, and you want Kyle to know about it, he will embrace the information with open arms! HE IS A GOOD HUGGER! Contact him:Email: ThisIsNotFilmSchool@gmail.comInsta: @NotFilmSchoolPodcastFacebook: Not Film School Special Thanks To:Fesliyan Studios - For Skit Sounds and Music!Ryan Maguire - For Intro Music!Brieana Woodward - For Art!Joe Moubhij - For IT Advice! And of course, Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger! Your performances were absolutely unparalleled even in our current era. Jake, keep rocking and rolling, I'm a huge fan. Heath, I'm glad this movie showed another layer of the mind-blowing talent you offered to the world, rest peacefully!

It's funny how we decide to talk about a movie a month in advance, and the world decides to make it AWKWARDLY RELEVANT FOR MY SHOW! But Liana and I run head-on into the fire anyways. Featuring:Liana Pavane!Host of "Ghost of Dates Past" the dating podcast, Liana loves long walks on the beach! (Or something like that.) She implores you to ditch technology, and check out her website:  ttylnyc.com Contact NOT FILM SCHOOL:Email: ThisIsNotFilmSchool@gmail.comFacebook: Not Film SchoolInsta: @NotFilmSchoolPodcastTwitter: @NotFilmSchool69 Special Thanks to:Ryan Maguire - Intro MusicBrieana Woodward - ArtJoe Moubhij - IT Advice And Lionel Shriver! You took your very human concerns, and you turned it into an awe-inspiring piece of work. CONSIDER IT READ! Also, Lynne Ramsay, Tilda Swinton, and Ezra Miller. For an outstanding adaptation, and outstanding performances.

GET OUT YOUR HOOP SKIRTS, CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR FASHION! Your friendly neighborhood pretty-boy, Kyle Seeley is here with his EXOTIC pal, Joe Moubhij. This movie is so great, we don't know WHO might stop by for the chat ;) Featuring Joe and Jess!Jessica is the acclaimed girlfriend of Joe! She has a degree in dance, she works hard every day, and she is a self-proclaimed EXPERT on this film! Petes Music Crate suggests you listen to:Chicago! For updates on what movie we're going to be covering next week, follow our social media!Insta: NotFilmSchoolPodcastFacebook: Not Film SchoolTwitter: @NotFilmSchool69Email: ThisIsNotFilmSchool@gmail.com Special Thanks To:StreamBeats - Skit MusicFesliyan Studios - Camera NoisesRyan Maguire - For Wammying With Style (Intro Theme)Brieana Woodward - For Drawing Fashionable Shirt onto My Wolf (Art)Joe Moubhij - For the LIGHTS, CAMERA, AND ACTION ;) (IT Advice)  Ryan Maguire - For Wammying With Style! (Show Intro Theme) Thanks to Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep and Anthony Tucci for lovely performances, twisting and turning the audiences with your glances and gasps!And of course, Lauren Weisberger for SUFFERING THE EVENTS DEPICTED IN THIS FILM! But look who's laughing NOW! Congratulations! 

Will you help Fantasia survive, or will you let the Big Nothing take over these beloved characters? Listen to Kyle and Josh while they part out the reasons why this is actually an INTERACTIVE FILM! Featuring:Josh DayJosh is a comedian in the greater Boston/New Hampshire area. His mad wit, and his hilarious blend of absurd wordplay with dark concepts and harsh realities make his performances one-of-a-kind! Keep your ear to the ground for one of his shows by following him on: Facebook: Josh DayOr "Stone Church Comedy Series" Instagram: @joshdaycomedy Twitter: @JoshDayComedy Special Thanks To:Fesliyan Studios - For Storm NoisesRyan Maguire - For Rocking Like Dream Theater (Intro Music)Brieana Woodward - YOU ARE LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS MOVIE! (Art)Joe Moubhij - For His Lovely Real-World Skills! (IT Advice) And the incredible team behind this film. It would be unjust to give anyone specifically praise here. Every single one of you paid so much attention, and focused so much love, all into a film that has undoubtedly made a profound difference in a lot of peoples lives. The way we tell stories matter just as much as the story itself.

Howdy, Pardner! Are you lookin for a John Wayne flick that'll slip past that pesky democratic sensorship!? WELL HERE'S YER FLICK! Featuring: Joe Moubhij!Electrical Engineer by day,  and Kyle's #1 best friend by night! He's now a series regular! Please....I mean PLEASE flood my email with hate mail....I AM BEGGING YOUEmail: ThisIsNotFilmSchool@gmail.comTwitter: @NotFilmSchool69Facebook: Not Film SchoolInsta: NotFilmSchoolPodcastTwitch: NotStreamSchool Special Thanks to:Fesliyan Studios - For the Western Music (Skit Music)Ryan Maguire - For The Rock 'n Roll Music (Intro Music)Brieana Woodward - For DRAWING (Get it, like drawing a gun?) (Art)Joe Moubhij - For BEING MY BEST FRIEND! (Co-Host) And to S. Craig Zahler, I know things aren't black and white, and in reality your views don't fit into a "yes" or "no" spectrum for what you portray in your films. But from someone who seems to implore people to "call it like they see it": I can't help but take your advice.

Kyle and Chloe lose their minds in this episode! (Or was it their heads?) Don't watch this one alone, because you'll find it oddly reflective, and it might make you sad, boohoo!And if you have no choice but to watch it alone, then absolutely watch it! COMMISERATION! Chloe Cunha is a Comedia, Poet, Actor, and Voice Actor! She's a part of a lot of incredible projects, including The Penumbra Podcast, The Slanted Hallway, and Solutions to Problems Podcast. She writes for Reductress and Plot Twist Magazine, and she starred in Blood of the Tribades, which you can find on youtube! LISTEN TO / WATCH ALL OF IT NOW, I COMMAND YOU!!!Twitter: @ChloeCunha If you're having trouble hearing the episode because you're head has been removed, or the whispers of devils are filling your ears, then SEND US YOUR COMPLAINTS! You aren't alone!Email: ThisIsNotFilmSchool@gmail.comTwitter: NotFilmSchool69Insta: NotFilmSchoolPodcastFacebook: Not Film School!!!TWITCH!!!: NotStreamSchool Special Thanks To:Ryan Maguire - For Still Sharing Good Scream-O Music! (Intro Music)Briana Woodward - For Having A Good Head On You Shoulders! (Art)Joe Moubhij - For Exorcising Computer Demons For Me! (IT Advice) And the full cast and director. Specifically Osgood Perkins, Emma Roberts, Kiernan Shipka, and Lucy Boynton! Your performances blew us away, and the creative perfection that went into such a violently restrained film should have won you all awards! THANK YOU!

I ask you this: How could you know what scares you the most if you haven't seen everything there is to see? Well when you've finished this movie, you'll be one step closer to "seeing everything" And you'll have a newfound fear of worm-dicks. Featuring: Will PottorffTHE UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE MACHINE!-He writes and acts in: The Slanted Hallway (Available wherever you get podcasts!)-Illustrates for a variety of formats! (Check out "Stream Of Blood" on Twitch, and his Instagram @WillPottorff)-Every Friday on youtube, he streams a LIVE ink demo, where you can talk to him while he draws CRAZY TENTICLE MONSTERS!-AND FINALLY Check out his stand-up comedy sets on youtube, he's a riot! ***We Take sexual assault and violence very seriously!*** If you have been effected by the subject matter in this episode, know that the jokes made are all in jest.  -National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255-National Sexual Assault Hotline: 1-800-656-4673-And finally, I know these hotlines can be touch-and-go, so if you're desperate and need to talk to a human, feel free to email the show, and maybe we can chat!Email: thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Musical Suggestion:PUP Thanks To:Fesliyan Studios - For sound effects and skit musicRyan Maguire - Why didn't we write a heavy metal song for this movie? (Intro Music)Brieana Woodward - For not being afraid of anything! (Art)Joe Moubhij - The true master of the galaxy (IT Advice) And Rodger Corman - For the most ridiculous nightmares I've ever watched, and for being a stepping stone for promising actors (and other Hollywood talent) to enter the world of cinema!Boy, are you messed up! (But that's why I like you!)

It's cold on the outside, so why don't we all get a little colder on the inside, with this absolutely frosty tale of redemption, the failures of society, and things that taste like chicken BUT DEFINITELY ARE NOT CHICKEN! Stick around till the end of the show for some of Marisa's child-based recipes! You know, food she makes for kids! Featuring:Marisa O'Rourke BurgessMarisa is probably the coolest person that Kyle knows. She consumes comics, sci-fi, and all things nerdy, and with her previous experience on WUML Radio, she hopes to be starting a podcast of her own very soon! More news on that when more develops! Musical Suggestion:Vansire If you're a stupid Star Wars fan too, the @ me bro.thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Thanks to:Ryan Maguire - For introducing me to most of the Heavy Metal I'm going to listen to after this film (Intro Music)Fesliyan Studios - For making babies laugh and cry so that I might entertain! (Skit SFX)Brieana Woodward - For the Anarchist Tattoo design I'm now looking for! (Art)Joe Moubhij - For being my little Korean Kronos addict! (IT Advice) And Bong Joon-Ho, for vivifying very important aspects of our society. The job that artists have is a tough one, and it's certainly an uphill battle. But movies inspire all sorts of things. Who's to say your movie won't be at the heart of a new kind of revolution?

It's that time of the year, where you either buy the perfect gift, or sow seeds of doubt with your loved ones! Man, am I cynic, but I'm a real sucker for togetherness and cheer. So Dammit, we give you this gem of an episode, where Arny punches a reindeer, Matt snores, and Kyle is loud and American.   Thank you very much to my Featured guest:Matt DenaroMatt is a cohost of Brew Roots Podcast, a fantastic show about craft beer.He's also my friend.Check his work out at:brewroots.comand stream Brew Roots Podcast wherever you listen! Musical Suggestion:The MariasSong: We Are The Lucky Ones If you have a PS5 for my son, I know it's a little late to be asking, but could you sell it to me. I always wait last minute for these things... Email me at:thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Thanks toRyan Maguire - For riffing through the snow! (Intro Music)Fesliyan Studios - Christmas Music and Applause TrackBrieana Woodward - For Holy Joly cover art! (Art)Joe Moubhij - For converting Santa's HUD to digital from analog! (IT Advice) And Arnold Schwarzenegger, you beautiful, fun-loving example of manliness. Next up for you is the movie Running Man, we'll see you there! Maybe you should review it with me ;)

Are you ready to feel something in that cold dead heart that 2020 has left malnourished beneath your ribcage!? Well then check out the Before Trilogy, before you know it that icicle in your chest will be pumping so hard, you'll swear it's already February!   Featuring: Emily PentaA soon-to-be-married twenty-something in the heart of Boston, who has an affinity for theater and film, the likes of which rivals, and may even surpass your valiant host! Musical Suggestion:Alvvays If you would like to express some kind of -love- to me, I am painfully aware of how lonely I am after watching these films, so that would be a welcome advance. Hit me up at:thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Special Thanks To:Ryan Maguire - The Alto to my Soprano! (Music)Brieana Woodward - The Clyde to my Bonny! (Art)Joe Moubhij - The love of my f***ing life! (IT Advice) And the trio responsible for this enchanting series of films, Richard Linklater, Julie Delpy, and Ethan Hawke! Your combined devotion to this labor of love is easily admirable, and I am a new fan of each of your creative spirits! I look forward to what might be coming next for these characters, and I certainly look forward to stumbling on other creations from each of you respectively! 

KYLE LOSES HIS ARMS AND LEGS, AND MATT DRAGGS HIM AROUND FROM PLACE TO PLACE WHILE THEY TALK ABOUT DYING! ALL THAT AND MORE IN THIS EXCITING EPISODE OF NOT FILM SCHOOL! Dark subject matter is addressed in this episode, and I urge you that if you are contemplating that final step, reconsider. The world's always better with you in it.If you need someone to talk to, email the show, if that's too personal, then contact:Suicide Hotline  800-273-8255 Featuring: Matt FrelingerA wonderful, gorgeous, handsome, lustful gentleman whos big brain is even sexier than his radio voice! WATCH OUT, BOYS, HE USED TO BE A DRUMMER IN MY METAL BAND! Musical Suggestion:Toh Kay If you are the cow from the intro of this episode, and you seek financial compensation for your presence on this show, then contact us at:thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Special Thanks To:Ryan Maguire - He was the lead guitarist of Life Underneath! (Music)Brieana Woodward - For helping me pass the Bechdel Test! (Art)Joe Moubhij - For helping this old geezer with the electronic typing device known as "PC's" (IT Advice)Fesliyan Studios - Sound bites And to Joel and Ethan Coen - You seem like thoughtful dudes, so please take any criticism here from a place of passive observation. It's feedback that you can use, or you can indignantly tell us we're wrong and see where you end up in the ever-diversifying world of storytelling. You made it clear you're betting types, now place your bets. 

"WE ARE ALL BOOKS OF BLOOD; WHEREVER WE ARE OPENED, WE ARE RED!" - Clive Barker   This movie never even mentioned that beloved quote! This is a rough one guys, but thankfully Kyle doesn't have to go it alone! This time he's got a friend who is versed in the blood-soaked scriptures of yore, and Brieana and Kyle are both bringing BEEF for this SUPER SCARY HALLOWEEN SPECIAL OF...   NOT FILM SCHOOL!      Featuring: Brieana Woodward   A hilarious Boston Comedian and artist who's just as likely to paint you the Mona Lisa as she is to make you laugh until you DIE!    @notadamncheese   https://www.facebook.com/NotADamnCheese         Musical Suggestion:   MIYNT      If you are an interdimensional demon/ghost, and you feel this movie failed to represent you, you may be entitled to compensation! Contact us at:   thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com    Special Thanks To:   Ryan Maguire - For rocking and rolling the dead! (Intro Music)   Fesliyan Studios - For Skit music and sound effects!   Brieana Woodward - For painting with human blood! (Art/Guest)   Joe Moubhij - For helping me crack the puzzle-box (IT Advice)      And to Clive Barker for writing stories that are so brutally honest, that they kept me up some nights. Maybe someday my horror will hurt YOUR feelings. See you then!   

Pull out your synth and starting tapping out those John Carpenter songs you know so well, CAUSE IT'S A HALLOWEEN EPISODE! Not like...the movie Halloween...But It has Halloween references!An incredibly fun film with more charm than gore, and a focus on atmosphere over gore! Wash the pumpkin guts off your hands and watch the movie already! WARNING: Domestic and sexual violence are discussed in this episode. Featuring: Jai Demeule!  A Hilarious Boston-based stand-up comedian with a dark sense of humor. Check out their youtube page for some hilarious sets they have posted! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jaidemeulecomedyYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLDh0SGIoWmXqBhZp4PHklA Did you think Kyle misspoke when he said everybody should watch this scary movie? Has your experience left you terrified, unable to sleep, and with a newfound terror to act "the right way" on Halloween night? Well you may be entitled to an apology! Redeem at:Email: thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Special Thanks To: Ryan Maguire - For playing the organ at my funeral! (Music) Brieana Woodward - For Halloween-All-Year kinda attitude! (Art) Joe Moubhij - For REANIMATING! Or other sciency stuff... (IT Advice) Jai Demeule - For being a fellow resident of SpookyPeopleWhoDoComedy-ville! And Michael Dougherty, for your astonishing tribute to a season that has no definitive mascot! My vote now goes to Sam, and I'll be watching this movie at least once a year from now on, THANK YOU SO MUCH!

HERE IS THE EPISODE THAT NONE OF YOU ASKED FOR, but you got it anyways! Is the controversy worth it? This isn't a baited question that would normally tempt Kyle, but between the hate and the love that both seem to swarm around this film, he felt he needed to figure this out FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL! And then he couldn't figure it out.... WARNING: This episode contains discussion on sensitive matters, especially matters involving violence against women. Please listen with caution, and take care of yourselves. Featuring: Miranda! And excellent young woman who holds a degree in social justice, and who focuses on making the world a better place on a daily basis! Funds that Miranda would like you to check out, and maybe donate to: Black Girls Smilehttps://www.blackgirlssmile.org/ Girls Inc.https://girlsinc.org/ Want to discuss the film with Kyle? Send an email to:thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Special Thanks to:Ryan Maguire - For making me dance (Music)Brieana Woodward - For drawing me modest (Art)Joe Moubhij - For tapping keys at stage-left (IT Advice) And Fathia Youssouf, for really bringing a raw performance to the screen. It hurt watching your character go through what they did, and I hope that in portraying her, that you were not hurt by the same issues she was meant to challenge.And of course, Rooney Mara, for a face-meltingly good performance as Lisbeth. Stieg Larsson, for an amazing story. And David Fincher for a thorough and heavy adaptation.

Want to know what you get when you mix a classically renowned horror director with a classically renowned comedy director? When you mix jokes with suspense? When a "punch-line" could mean...ANYTHING? Do all of these questions give you...HIGH ANXIETY!? Well Yanna and Kyle will talk you down in this comprehensive (psycho)analysis of this crazy-good film! Featuring Yanna MarieA talented youtube content creator with a very active art-based channel!Check her out at: Expressively Yanna Mariehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8YHcpE5tdZlZVaY7oF5PFg If you are the person with dwarfism, or if my anecdote involving dwarfism pissed you off, I am genuinely sorry! Send me some hate mail at:thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Special Thanks To:Ryan Maguire - For knowing how to play the tuba...probably. (Music)Brieana Woodward - For painting my portrait of terror. (Art)Joe Moubhij - For coding on a computer and not a type writer. (IT Advice)Yanna Marie - For being a fantastic guest, and editing the show art to make this episode's artwork! And Mel Brooks, for creating a film based on your personal passions. Although the reception was mixed, I can't help but survey that you seemed to have had a lot of fun working on this film, and that working with your consult, Mr. Hitchcock, was likely a dream come true for you. Your love for this film is endearing regardless of those stingy critics.

IT'S TIME FOR SPIDERWEBS AND PUMKIN SPICE, PEOPLE! Start your spooky season off right with a validated scream-season classic! Kyle's older brother Asa tags along, and they from a classsic 80's style brother-survival combo! Spoiler: Kyle and Asa survive til the very end! Featuring: Asa SeeleyHe's a brother who is older than the host, and so he has more wisdom and stuff. Musical Recommendation:  Crosses Special Thanks To:Ryan Maguire - For singing on the steps to my house! (Music)Brieana Woodward - For not morphing into a man and stabbing people!Joe Moubhij - For Being my Reggie! (IT Advice) And to Don Coscarelli! There really isn't any way to appropriately quantify the influence you had on the horror industry, but thank you in spades for doing what you did, how you did it, when you did it, and in the way you did it!

Burn the establishment to the ground, tear down your would-be idles, fight the man! Sorry, I'm just riled up by a movie that is so punk rock, it flipped my sense of authority UPSIDE DOWN! And it did so with a considerable sense of style; in clothing at least. This episode will rock your boat, baby,  SO . CHECK . IT . OUT. Featuring: Jeremy Cangiano @jeremycangiano (or professionally @cangianostudios)Kyle and Jeremy have known each other since they were mere children in the public education system, and both have dabbled in stand-up comedy! They both suck at it! If you would like to start a dialogue on the practical use of the phrase "Hot Pants," THEN SHOOT US AN EMAIL!thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Musical Suggestion:Foxy Shazam Special Thanks To:Ryan Maguire - For playing while the ship went down! (Music)Brieana Woodward - For drawing me like one of her French Wolves! (Art)Joe Moubhij - For diagnostics that WON'T sink this ship! (IT Advice) And thank you to Irwin Allen for a groundbreaking film that almost nobody believed in! Everybody loves an underdog, especially when they're below water with a cool head. THANK YOU!

Are you prepared to watch an adorable movie, filled with murder and cannibalism? Then boy, is this the film for you! How about an in-depth allegory for a tyrannical government that devours its people in the name of creature comforts for the rest? If you checked yes, then golly, you have found your movie! I could keep going with these things, but I'm just trying to tell you it's a multi-faceted film full of charm and meaningful symbolism! CHECK IT OUT Featuring: Kaileigh!You know, the Kaileigh you all know and love!? Her! If you are French, and you would like to express your discontent with my (racism) then EMAIL ME:thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Musical Suggestion:  The Avett Brothers Special Thanks To:Ryan Maguire - For knowing how to play a musical saw...probably! (Music)Sarah M. Frye - For your cute and whimsical ART! (Art)Joe Moubhij - For all the clickity-clackity! (IT Advice) And Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro! Your movies are so meticulously crafted, I love them! I hope we see more of you soon!

Come one, come all, to this revolving door of sketch comedy! There'll be piss in your pop-corn, your "woke-ness" will be poke and prodded, and you will definitely see lots of 70's boobies! But most importantly, you will absolutely laugh! Featuring Joe Moubhij: A dear friend of Kyle's, Joe is an electrical engineer by day, and a climate-change denier by night! Just kidding, he's not an idiot If you're a climate-change denier, feel free to EMAIL ME so I can -not- respond!thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Music Suggestion:Thin Lips Special Thanks To:Ryan Maguire - For fecking jammin bro (Music)Sarah M. Frye - For fecking drawin bro (Art)Joe Moubhij - For fecking helping with computers bro (IT Advice) And David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, and Jim Abrahams! You guys fought pretty hard to get this movie made, and although the movie itself might not be timeless, it certainly laid the ground for movies that absolutely were, THANK YOU!

 Kyle brings his charismatic friend Matthew on an animated cross-country tour, led by Goofy and his son Max! And they didn't even need any LSD! Feel free to tag along and listen to them break down the inner psychological workings of Goofy Goof and Max Goof in this angsty 1995 Disney Feature Film that has amassed a cult following! JOINT THE CULT OF GOOF! Featuring Matthew Denaro from Brew Roots Podcast! If you don't like what we said about Goofy and you wanna stick up for him, EMAIL US!thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Musical Suggestion:  Liam Kazar Special Thanks To:Ryan Maguire - A real Powerline influencer! (Music)Sarah M. Frye - For making me a devil, and not a dog! (Art)Joe Moubhij - For being a regular Bobby Zimmeruski! (IT Advice)Matthew Denaro - For reintroducing me to Cheese Whiz (Film Suggestion) And Kevin Lima! You've worked on a lot of cool stuff, and your direction was more important to my childhood than I had known! Thanks!

Featuring a very special guest, Gabriella Seeley, (Kyle's sister,) Kyle and Gabby discuss what it truly means to be a hero. Kyle will do back flips, and Gabby will run people over, and it.will.be.a.good.time. Enjoy our discourse on a well respected, up and coming anime franchise that deserves every bit of hype that precedes it! Thinking Gabby could make a pretty good voice actress? Email us!thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Musical Suggestion:Amigo The Devil Special Thanks To:Ryan Maguire - You look like Endeavor! (Music)Sarah M. Frye - Who Watches Anime Too! (Art)Joe Moubhij and Andrew Pierce - For Being Like A Couple Of Mei Hatsume's! (IT Advice) Gabrielle Seeley - The Bestest Little Sister To Chat About Anime With! (Feature) And to Kohei Horikoshi, for an absolutely amazing anime/manga, and a warm cast of characters. The show is a beacon of light for an inundated industry, and your heart and soul are clearly in the work. Thank you!

Ever wonder about that Mighty Mighty Bosstones song "Impression That I Get"? Well watch this movie and think "There But For the Grace Go I," folks! There will be blood, and lots of it, in this exploitation film whose legacy is built on the fact that there is live footage of human death within its reels! Be warned, this movie is not for the faint of heart. EMAIL US! We have some controversial stuff in this episode! If it pisses you off, or if you would like to correct us where we may be wrong, then PLEASE DO!! That's how people learn, yo.thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Musical Suggestion:  Cymbals Eat Guitars Special Thanks To:Ryan Maguire - For Faces of Music! (Music)Sarah M. Frye - For Faces of Art! (Art)Joe Moubhij and Andrew Pierce - For being a couple of geeks! (IT Advice) And to John Allen Schwartz, for such a strong power move in times of strong censorship! We're sorry for everything you saw while editing these films. I.e. The harsh parts lying on the cutting floor!

Are you ready to want to die over and over and over again!? Well then watch this movie! It's got as many deaths as one level of Contra, and practically no gore! What a formula! Listen along as Kyle and Kaileigh deliver their very first bad review on a movie with mostly positive reviews! !!Caution!! We address delicate topics that might be uncomfortable for certain listeners, namely sexual assault, and urge anyone who might be upset by our banter to contact either of these institutions: National Sexual Assault Hotline: 1-800-656-4673National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 AS ALWAYS, EMAIL US! Complain, whine, disagree! Maybe even compliment us, wouldn't that be nice?thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Musical Suggestion:Pinegrove Thanks To:Ryan Maguire - He's got blisters on his fingers! (Music)Sarah M. Frye - One fine design lady! (Art)Joe Moubhij and Andrew Pierce - For keeping that virginity intact! (IT Advice) And Jessica Rothe! Your spunky presence and visible sense of humor were the salt and lime to this very, very cheap tequila!

Watch out for crabs, cause Kyle and Kaileigh are taking you to the beach! In 1991's Point Break, you'll be robbing banks and jumping out of planes in a thrill seeker's delight! Just don't get too wrapped up in all the fun you're having, or you might not be the same when it's over... Email us! We'd love that! thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Musical Suggestion: Sheer Mag Thanks to: Ryan Maguire - For some super-fast fretwork! (Music) Sarah M. Frye - For art that's smart! (Art) Joe Moubhij and Andrew Pierce - For computers advice! 01100011, buddies! (IT Advice) And Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, and Lori Petty for their outstanding dedication to bringing these characters into reality. It worked! (And of course Kathryn Bigelow, for your vision.)

Zip up your sleeping bag and get your mittens on, cause we're going sleepwalking with Mike Birbiglia! A charming film, a hilarious comedian, WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT!?Email us at:thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.comMusical Suggestion! Alvvays: https://youtube.com/watch?v=T1n72aCdwdUThanks toRyan Maguire, for shakin out some jams (Music)Sarah M. Frye, for articulating artistically (Art)Joe Moubhij and Andrew Pierce for telling me how to compute (IT Advice)And Mike Birbiglia, for combining storytelling and stand up in such an inspiring way! Lemme know if you have any pizza-pillows to spare!

email us at :thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.comTell us you love us! Please!! Or don't, all review is good review! To be honest we're really just looking for new friends. Special thanks to:Ryan Maguire - For ripping some righteous riffs! (Music)Sarah Margaret Frye - For drawing me as the devil! (Art)Joe Moubhij and Andrew Pierce - For helping me step into the digital age I've been hiding from my whole life! (Administrative Advice)And Paul W. S. Anderson - Who needs continuity when you have aesthetic so strong it wrestled two different massive video game series into what they are today? Tell Milla I say hello!

thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.comLet us know if you hate us! ESPECIALLY let us know if you like us!Musical Recommendation: Caravan Palace. Their new album Chronologic is available now! Thank you to:Ryan Maguire - For the righteous guitar intro. (Music)Sarah Margaret Frye - For the super-cool art! (Art)Joe Moubhij and Andrew Pierce - For helping with web-based confusion (Administrative Advice)And David Lynch - For this weird spectacle you clearly poured your heart and soul into!