Podcast appearances and mentions of Bert Kreischer

SPONSORS: https://dkng.co/bears New DraftKings customers, sign up with code BEARS spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days, includes all markets. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/bears If your revenues are at least in the seven figures, go to https://netsuite.ai/bears. Visit https://Betterhelp.com/BEARS. Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days free at https://ShipStation.com, with code cave. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave and surprise surprise, Bert opens with a confession: he wishes he'd never quit drinking. What follows is a full inventory of the modern male brain, the online pastor Tom watches every morning to get inspired, why 17-year-olds have no business being nostalgic for anything, the exact moment each of them gave up on playing pro sports, and why comedians never seem to get that same reality check. The guys break down Bert's Whoop addiction and the blood clot that started it, get talked into a completely fictional performance-enhancing stack for a 5K, fall in love with bull riding legend JB Mauney, pitch the worst sponsorship idea in podcast history, and watch a food delivery driver take on the entire Barstool office. Then it's cringe cancellation, sobriety influencers, 4:23 a.m. morning routine guys, and a long, very funny argument about which movie stars are actually men and which ones just look at themselves in the mirror. Plus Bert's new fragrance obsession, the colognes of Napoleon, Elvis and JFK, Sebastian Maniscalco's four seasonal robes, Joe Rogan's splits, Billy Bob Thornton at the CMAs, and a big announcement about the future of the show. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 337 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MYRESET. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. 21+. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. $50 in rewards issued every seven days via click to claim for twenty-one days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Terms at https://dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:17 - The Jewish Joke Bert Can't Tell On Stage 00:04:26 - Pastor Manning 00:09:09 - Period Sex Confessions & Giving Up On Sports 00:21:50 - Nobody Quits Comedy Or Drinking 00:31:31 - Whoop Obsession, The Blood Clot, & Tren 00:37:09 - JB Mauney & The PBR 00:44:27 - Motorcycles & The 12 O'clock Boys Sponsorship 00:46:56 - The Barstool Helmet Fight 00:52:58 - Fighting Women 00:56:13 - Cringe Cancellation 01:01:35 - Tom's Pep Talk & Bert's Therapy 01:05:05 - Sobriety Influencers & Morning Routine Guys 01:09:04 - Cringey Actors vs. Real Men 01:19:33 - Bert's Fragrance Obsession 01:30:00 - Drakkar Noir Nostalgia 01:36:49 - Sebastian Maniscalco Is A Study 01:40:04 - Bert Meets Billy Bob At The CMAs 01:44:26 - 2 Bears Is Going Back To Weekly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Adult star Bonnie Blue allegedly gave birth, another scammer posing as an NFL player, singer/murderer D4vd is broke, Ali G under fire, and Meghan Markle's failed Parent Network charity. Billy Strings is Drew's new favorite Michigander after appearing on This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von. Bert Kreischer is a lightweight now and needs to build his tolerance. Christopher Cross whined about the USA & Donald Trump to Canadians in Toronto. MI Politics: Abdul El-Sayed is deleting tweets and trying to dodge Hasan Piker questions. Meanwhile, Mike Rogers is busted lying about viewing Osama Bin Laden's rotting corpse. Detroit mayor Mary Sheffield is under the microscope and Charlie LeDuff breaks open the case. Bonnie Blue claims she had a baby. It will be one very long Maury episode. Drew enjoys watching sovereign citizens plead their case... and lose. He also is a fan of divorce court on YouTube. Uras Agee IV is the next Daejon Love. NFL scams are so hot right now. A Saginaw teen flashed some cash at prom and was murdered. Justin and Hailey Bieber bickered at Finneas' wedding. Amita Rao from the TV show Adults has hairy armpits and even hairier vagina. D4vd is broke and his lawyers have bailed on him. Murder Karmelo Anthony is broke too. The Nolan Wells case seems to have been forgotten. Ali G is racist according to some. Tom Cruise is looking to make that sequel money with Days of Thunder 2. Randy Quaid is not happy that Cole Trickle is going to nail Anne Hathaway. A Mississippi mayor hates Dolly Parton. Sports: Fernando Mendoza may not be a good pro player. Joe Milton needs a new job. Aaron Donald and Myles Garrett are a pretty good defensive pair. Stanley Zhong is really smart, but can't get into his preferred schools... because he is Asian. Hospices in California are busted keeping dead people alive for big bucks. Reminder that Trudi killed C.W. McCall. NYC's Gustavo Gordillo might be a liar. The New York Times forgot to do some vetting. Markleverse: Michael Pavano has a great Meghan impersonation. The Parents' Network failed so much that Harry and Meghan dumped it despite duping Jane Pauley in an obnoxious interview. Dan Wootton is furious. Meghan has a 'wish list' for her new UK pad. RIP Diana. Gone too soon. Lou Whitaker is a good dude. Merch is available if you want to rep the show. You'd look amazing too. If you'd like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).

Opie and Ron the Waiter are back with pure morning chaos. The guys react to Bert Kreischer calling The Busboys "high art," break down a $10 PayPal lemonade scam on the beach, and recount the saga of a pair of stolen Adidas sliders. Plus, billionaire owner drama, Shane Gillis, athlete's foot warnings, and why football builds real character. Throw a fiver or don't—we're still going live. Classic Opie Unfiltered.  Keeping the Opie and Anthony vibe going!About Opie Unfiltered:Hosted by Gregg "Opie" Hughes—co-creator of the legendary Opie and Anthony show—Opie Unfiltered brings raw, unscripted commentary, classic radio lore, and unfiltered comedy featuring Ron the Waiter and regular guests.​Support the Show:https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA​For fans of classic New York talk radio, unedited comedy, satellite broadcast history, and the original Opie and Anthony era.

Arden Myrin comes to the Pol' Atteu Beverly Hills house dressed to kill—and within minutes, nothing is off limits. We get into the creative energy that keeps all three of us moving, why Arden says she shuts down instead of screaming when things go sideways, and the deeply personal chapter of her 18-year relationship that ended during the pandemic. She opens up about fertility treatments, the uncertainty she felt about motherhood, and the anesthesia-fueled line involving the Gilmore Girls that still makes us howl. Then we undress the career turn Arden never expected. After years of playing the quirky neighbor, secretary, best friend and scene-stealer, she reveals why she was convinced no one would ever cast her as the wife—until Free Bert came along. Her audition setup involved an ironing board, a phone and a dirty crib sheet, but somehow it led to a chemistry read with Bert Kreischer and a major spot near the top of the call sheet. Arden tells us why she immediately understood the woman she was playing, how her own parents' wild love story helped unlock the role, and why being amused by Bert instead of trying to tame him may have sealed the deal. We also get the behind-the-scenes story of the young actresses playing her daughters, Arden's protective instinct toward them, and the unlikely nationwide search that brought one of them from farm life to Universal. And just when you think we're done, the conversation takes a Hollywood left turn: FYC parties, skipping Saturday Night Live for a friend, Arden's own SNL test—and her brutally funny verdict on what it was really like working on MADtv. This is Arden Myrin completely undressed: hilarious, candid, sentimental and very, very unfiltered. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpson www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu is a Perfect gift! https://polatteu.com/shop/ols/products/snowbubu90210 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com Thanks to MANSCAPED for sponsoring today's video! Get The Beard Hedger Plus for 15% OFF + Free Shipping with code “BEARS” at https://Manscaped.com! Start your free trial at https://SHOPIFY.COM/bears For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/bears for your free online visit. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://Betterhelp.com/BEARS. Head to https://FACTORMEALS.com/bears50off and use code bears50off to get 50 percent off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026. https://babbel.com/BEARS for up to 60% off. Rules and restrictions may apply. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer celebrate Bert officially entering the Guinness Book of World Records for The Machine, possibly the most performed signature story in comedy history, and immediately spiral into the comedy record arms race: Shane Gillis' 77,000-person show, Nate Bargatze's 2 million tickets, the Dane Cook vs. Dave Chappelle longest-set war, and Bert's plan to lock 75,000 paid "hostages" inside Raymond James Stadium and perform for ten straight hours. Then the Bears respond to Stavros Halkias calling out comics who fly private, and explain why he's absolutely right: nobody gets funnier on a private jet. From there, Bert declares Busboys, the new Theo Von and David Spade movie, the greatest piece of art he's ever seen, and Tom finally watches The Odyssey, only for Bert to officially turn on it over the Travis Scott cameo. Plus: Gaddafi's all-female Amazonian Guard, plane-crash hypotheticals, Chimp Empire is the best reality show ever made, Mick Jagger on fame, and why the Bears are grateful they got famous late. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 336 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:18 - Comedians Getting Guinness Records 00:07:24 - The Attendance Record Arms Race 00:18:09 - Stavvy Says Private Jets Don't Make You Funnier 00:24:25 - Lunch Pail Phonies & Staying Honest 00:35:39 - Busboys Is A Secret Masterpiece 00:41:55 - Tom Finally Saw The Odyssey 01:03:45 - Por Osos At Frenchies & MacDill 01:07:29 - The Sexiest Military & Plane Crash Hypotheticals 01:12:08 - Chimp Empire 01:15:26 - Leanne's Birthday & The Black Crowes 01:20:28 - Mick Jagger On Fame 01:24:18 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Don't let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Shopify: Turns out you don't need a real job. Build your own business with a free trialat http://shopify.com/bears Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to get started. New DraftKings customers, sign up with code BEARS spend five bucks to get one hundred fifty in rewards within 14 days, includes all markets. Over at https://dkng.co/bears. For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at http://Mengotomars.com. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave after eight weeks apart, and they open with a full review of The Odyssey, Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy, Matt Damon's rogue Boston accent, and why Jon Bernthal is Hollywood's most legendary napper. From there, Bert unveils his billionaire rebrand (Sabah shoes, LBJ Stetsons, and the top five shoes billionaires wear this fall) before getting real about sobriety, anxiety attacks, and self-diagnosing 12 terminal illnesses in a single month. The Bears also spiral into the movies that blindsided them, Primal Fear, The Sixth Sense, Memento, Fight Club, and why the DIY hits like Obsession prove Hollywood is in another pivot moment. Plus: Project Hail Mary vs. the 15-hour audiobook, Bert's theory that this is the funniest (and most jacked) generation of comics ever, college football weight-room PRs, Jason Kelce showing up for a 9 AM bench session, and a meet & greet at MacDill Air Force Base August 14. If you missed the Bears, this one's for you. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 335 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call 1-800 GAMBLER, 1-800 MY RESET. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit http://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Fifty dollars in rewards issued every seven days via click to claim for fourteen days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Terms at http://dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:26 - The Bears Review The Odyssey 00:10:34 - Bears At MacDill Air Force Base 00:11:15 - Project Hail Mary & Bert's Cute Shoes 00:23:37 - Bert's Drinking Again 00:33:36 - Obsession & The New Hollywood Pivot 00:39:00 - The Best Twist Movies Ever 00:52:33 - Everyone's Got Abs 00:56:02 - College Weight Room Energy 01:00:44 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Double Lives of Suburban Wives on TLC, OnlyFans model turned murder Courtney Clenney sentenced, Brad Pitt back to boozin', Lil Kim looks weird, Britney Spears posts her nips, and 2 Bears 1 Cave returns. 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer are back together. Forget the Christina Pazsitzky drama, let's discuss Bert's drinking. Don't forget to get your tickets to Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded At Sea Cruise in November. DJ Khaled failed to produce an album he has already promoted over and over. OnlyFans murderer Courtney Clenney sentenced to 6 years for stabbing her boyfriend to death. She's served 4 years so she'll be out in 2028. Keefe D is on trial for the murder of Tupac Shakur. Suge Knight doesn't want to talk about it. Brad Pitt did an interview with Esquire. The big takeaway as he admits he's back on the hooch getting BOMBED. Some people are saying he's about to re-tap Jennifer Aniston. Jon Hamm is having his first baby at 55. Jared Padalecki apologized and deleted a message of support for Perez Hilton. Hey Lil' Kim... why you look different? Some dudes these days cut to the chase...but most youngsters just refuse to bone. Bathhouses are so back in NYC. Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz are the latest losers to attach themselves to Elton John. Their first wedding was so bad that they no longer acknowledge it.  Britney Spears admits she failed as a mother. She keeps cranking out content, including nip slips and crazy rants. The Double Lives of Suburban Wives features hot moms that do OnlyFans content. Francesca Hong is running for Governor of Wisconsin. Some of her comments in the past are coming back to bite her. Angelina Jolie is so in love with her gay brother right now. Chud the Builder is free after 2 months in the slammer. Michael Phillips is trying to plump up that tiny penis of his with GoFundMe money. Enjoy a random encore of Gran Torino. Merch is available if you want to rep the show. Word of mouth, brah. If you'd like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).

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Bert joins me for another Q&A, We talk about dating someone older, navigating difficult family dynamics, feeling stuck in life, parenting, anxiety, and learning how to trust yourself through every stage of life. Sponsors BetterHelp - Visit https://betterhelp.com/WIFE. DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app and sign up with code WOTP. Our Next book club will be Forty Love by Jane Costello Amazon - https://amzn.to/4dNGz8B Bookshop - https://bookshop.org/a/97615/9798992427684 Call (818) 949-8536 to leave a voicemail with a question for LeeAnn (and sometimes Bert) that might be answered in a future episode! Fully Loaded at Sea 2026 Tickets bertkreischercruise.com/presale Stream LUCKY on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/81713944 PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we're looking back on Rob's 2023 conversation with the hilarious Bert Kreischer. The comedian joined Rob Lowe to talk Steely Dan, comedy, and adult male friendships. Make sure to subscribe to the show on YouTube at YouTube.com/@LiterallyWithRobLowe! Got a question for Rob? Call our voicemail at 323-570-4551. Your question could get featured on the show! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

You know Door Bumper Clear doesn't follow the rules! So, what made you think they were going to take the week off?  Freddie Kraft, Tommy Baldwin & Karsyn Elledge did something Door Bumper Clear has never done ... we brought fans on the show. You'll get to meet Kevin from VA, Aaron from VA, and Frankie — the fan who wasn't going to let the birth of his daughter stop him from watching a NASCAR race. They put these three through the wringer to partake in a round of Spot On, Spot Off, covering topics including:  NASCAR needs stages every race. The Cup Series schedule is too long. NASCAR will go to one 50-minute practice session with 2 sets of tires starting at New Hampshire Carson Hocevar should be more concerned with what his competitors think than what his fans think And it can't be an episode of Door Bumper Clear if we don't have Reaction Theatre! We went to the depths of the voicemail inbox and brought out some instant classics. Last but not least, we host an extended Ask DBC, where we ask the gang your questions with answers on bathroom breaks, spotter competitions, and bucket list guests. That's all for this week! We hope you enjoyed this unconventional show — don't forget to check out our merch at shop.dirtymomedia.com and enter our Makin Mo Merch starting on August 5th at https://bit.ly/mmmdbc Want more DBC? Check out and subscribe to the new DBC YouTube channel! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Bestie time! Whitney and Kevin Christy go ham on hot goss, strong af opinions, major tea, and barn burner takes - this ep will show you why It's hard for me to socialize at the dog park. Tickets for The Big Baby Tour https://www.whitneycummings.com 09/11 Fresno, CA -  Tower Theatre for the Performing Arts 09/12 Palm Springs, CA -  Plaza Theatre 09/18 Buffalo, NY -  Buffalo State Performing Arts Center 09/19 Syracuse, NY -  Carrier Theater 09/20 Albany, NY -  Hart Theatre at the Egg Performing Arts Center 10/02 Tucson, AZ -  Rialto Theatre 10/03 Albuquerque, NM -  Kiva Auditorium 10/09 Wilmington, NC -  Wilson Center at Cape Fear Community College 10/10 Charlotte, NC -  Knight Theater at Levine Center for the Arts 10/23 Boise, ID -  The Egyptian Theatre 10/24 Colorado Springs, CO -  Pikes Peak Center 11/06 Charleston, WV -  Charleston Coliseum & Convention Center 11/07 Roanoke, VA -  Berglund Performing Arts Theatre 11/18-11/23 Miami, FL -  Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded Cruise (Miami to Cozumel) 12/04 Cincinnati, OH -  Taft Theatre 12/05 Columbus, OH -  Speaker to Ann Davidson Theatre SHOP: https://whitneycummings.com/index.html#store Thank you to our sponsors! NUULY https://www.nuuly.com promo code WHITNEY Get $28 off your first month at Nuuly Subscription Clothing Rental! Head to NUULY.com and use code WHITNEY at signup. Rent 6 styles every month for just $98 with free, fast shipping and returns. HUEL Limited Time Offer – Make healthy eating simple. Get Huel today with my exclusive offer of 15% OFF online with my code WHITNEY at  https://www.huel.com/WHITNEY. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! BOOKING.COM Ready for your next getaway? Head to Booking.com and find your perfect stay—hotels, vacation homes, and more. Make your travel plans easy. https://www.booking.com BUTCHERBOX Get $20 off your first ButcherBox + free ground beef for life (or free chicken thighs or top sirloins in every box for a year).  Head to https://www.ButcherBox.com/WHITNEY with free shipping always.

Leave an Amazon Rating or Review for my New York Times Bestselling book, Make Money Easy! Check out the full episode: https://greatness.lnk.to/1453DM Comedian Bert Kreischer details his journey figuring out how to creatively promote himself on social media. He recounts early homemade attempts evolving by studying YouTube influencers, then taking control of shooting, editing and designing his own media. Kreischer explains leveraging interesting techniques led to selling out shows by smartly targeting fans. He proudly shares funny examples crafting captivating viral videos with his family that major celebrities eagerly amplified. Though an injury disrupted his momentum, Kreischer continued ingeniously mobilizing his audience. He emphasizes genuinely enjoying the challenge of organically blending humor and salesmanship. Overall, Kreischer reveals innovating an authentic style that compelled followers to enthusiastically support his career. LISTEN TO THE FULL EPISODE! Sign up for the Greatness newsletter! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Porta Potty Man: Found during the World Cup, a creep would not come out of a porta potty.Shia's Stalker: Shia Labeouf's Instagram stalker was confronted by Shia himself, this leads down the dark path of Jim's Schizo algorithm.James Franco Cringe: James Franco is making really cringe, bad alien videos on Tiktok and Looksmaxxers are injecting gold in their veins and drowning to death.FUCK YOU WATCH THIS!, THE BEAR!, AVAIL!, SIMPLE SONG!, JOHNNY CARSON!, WAVED OVER!, BERT KREISCHER!, NETFLIX!, SITCOM!, PORTA POTTY MAN!, FIREMEN!, PENNYWISE!, WE ALL SHIT DOWN HERE!, CUT A HOLE!, GET OUT!, PISSED OFF!, RICH!, SUCCESSFUL!, GOD IS THE GREATEST!, LIVING IN YOUR CAR!, SHIA LABEOUF!, STALKER!, INSTAGRAM!, SCHIZOS!, SCHIZO ALGO!, CRAZY!, WEIRDOS!, HIV!, TUNNELS!, BRAIN ROT!, PISS!, JAMES FRANCO!, FAKE SCHIZO!, ALIENS!, BAD ACTING!, CRINGE!, ANNOYING!, JOHN RAMBO!, RIFFING!, IMPROV!, SQUIDWARD!, ANDROGENIC!, CONNOR MURPHY!, ROB LIEFELD!, LOOKSMAXXERS!, GOLD!, INJECTING GOLD!, GAME OF THRONES!, TOLKIEN STORY!, ANIME IS OUR DOWNFALL!, NPC MILES!You can find the videos from this episode at our Discord RIGHT HERE!

SPONSORS: Don't let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Visit https://ethos.com/BEARS Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, an American Original. Tasting Great Since '48. Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com Sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days free at https://shipstation.com, with code cave. If your revenues are at least in the seven figures, go to https://NetSuite.AI/BEARS. Head to Factormeals.com/bears50off and use code bears50off to get 50% off. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer compare their two very different eras of being fat, Tom's custom-made fat guy shirts, hard visceral fat vs. soft fat, and why losing weight made everyone think Tom got lip injections. Bert's sober documentary binge takes them from Patient Zero "Gay Tom" spreading AIDS across the Air Canada route map to Concorde pricing scams. Tom also reveals the fattest thing he's ever seen Bert do: ten appetizers, four entrées, and twenty doubles in Tallahassee. Bert also retells Bill Hader's retelling of Henry Rollins meeting David Lee Roth, and his daughter's instantly legendary Boston Tea Party take. Then things get real: a midlife crisis YouTube video sends Bert and LeeAnn into a "sell everything and get five apartments in five cities" fantasy, LeeAnn gets brutally honest about when she was happiest, and Tom breaks down the difference between happy and content. Plus: Hulk Hogan inflating Andre the Giant's weight, Julian's belt reaction to the Michael Jackson movie, Whoop resting heart rate brags, Craig Robinson's dunk, and the great first sweat vs. last sweat debate. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 334 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:52 - Fat Tommy Vs Skinny Tom00:09:16 - Patient Zero, Polio, & The Concorde00:19:38 - The Fattest Thing Tom Ever Saw Bert Do00:23:55 - Bill Hader, David Lee Roth & Boston Tea Party00:32:21 - Hulk Hogan, Macho Man & LeeAnn Off Leash00:36:37 - Five Apartments In Five Cities00:46:12 - Bert's Midlife Crisis Theory00:54:34 - "You're Not Hitting The Notes, Mike"00:57:05 - Whoop Brags & Craig Robinson Dunking01:02:36 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meghan Markle lives in a false reality, Seattle shooting, TikTok murder, D4Dv trial, Bert Kreischer can't wait to drink, Nolan Wells enhanced audio, and a new Detroit podcast is on its way. Sad News: A family of 8 is dead in Grand Haven, Michigan. There was a shootout at the Bite of Seattle food festival. In Germany, some closeted ISIS turd attacked a Pride parade. A TikTok influencer was murdered by her estranged husband after calling him out for being a pedo. Bryan Kohberger claims he is innocent a little bit too late. Miley Cyrus sounds like a seal. Not everybody is thrilled with the new gig Lindsey Graham's sister landed. A 'Trust Retreat' at Netflix led to the firing of an honest employee. Be careful jumping off cliffs. Markleverse: King Charles has invited not-a-Prince Harry to Buckingham Palace. Meghan Markle embarrassed herself on MasterChef Australia. Meghan has an affinity for hot sauce. She posted an obnoxious amount of family pictures on social media. Prince Harry is bald. As Ever seems to have given up after a total failure. Poor Thomas Markle remains devastated in exile. D4vd might be up for the death penalty. His defense team thinks his text messages will clear him under self-defense. His Apple Music profile was apparently hacked. Charles Manson's granddaughter is the true victim. What is Jeff Stone up to these days? We investigate. People want Nolan Wells' white friends to have murdered him SO BAD. TMZ breaks down shocking new audio that means absolutely nothing.  The WNBA is filled with controversies at the moment. Caitlin Clark remains hated among her contemporaries. The league is kinda one giant orgy. KTV is all in on WNBA dating scene. Angel Reese remains the true victim in all this. Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich were double Eskimo brothers. Spike is back! Looks like he's teaming up with Hank Winchester for a podcast. Anthony Cumia and Jim Norton are teaming up once again. Gregg 'Opie' Hughes, however, is broadcasting to hundreds. A Toxic Love Story on Netflix has quite the twist. Watch it. Drew still wants somebody... anybody... to watch the eBay doc. Armie Hammer's comeback has hit a roadblock. Kim Mathers is an absolute mess. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani doxxes wealthy New Yorkers. Some rich folks are leaving the Big Apple. Bert Kreischer can't wait to drink himself stupid again. He and Nick Swardson talked sobriety. You can get wasted with Bert on a cruise. Tony Romo was busted for drinking and driving. Faith No More is reuniting. Carly Simon has Parkinson's Disease. Jeff the Drunk famously did a duet with her. Karl from WATP will join us tomorrow. Merch, yo. Check it. If you'd like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).

This week we're re-visiting this episode with Christina Pazsitsky. Original description: Christina Pazsitsky, comedian and cohost of the podcast Your Mom's House (which she records with her husband Tom Segura) stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about growing up in the Valley, the answer to the question "Who's your daddy?", appearing on Road Rules, getting into fist fights, parents, body image, gaining weight in your breasts, mom jeans, baby jeans, mommies, falling in love, comedy, Bert Kreischer, male and female energy, Roseanne Barr and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs we put on the screen) and HGFY. (original airdate: Nov 25, 2012) Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   This episode is brought to you by: LEESA: http://leesa.com (use promo code alisonrosen for 25% off select mattresses plus $50 off) HERS: http://forhers.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Jacob Cohen has run a 5K in a dog crate, a port-a-potty, and on top of the Empire State Building–-and no, he is not stopping anytime soon.Before he was the internet's favorite 5K guy, Cohen was an investment banker in Atlanta, overweight and grinding through a banking job while his content dream sat on the back burner. Running, however, changed everything.It helped him lose more than 40 pounds, and a run club of full-time creators convinced him to hit record. He posted for a year to 2,000 followers before a joke 5K around his coffee table in October 2025 lit the fuse: it led to 100,000 followers in 50 days and a full-blown escalation of the most absurd run locations imaginable.In this conversation with Dominic, Cohen pulls back the curtain on the videos everyone's friends keep sending them. He addresses the skeptics head-on (yes, he really does the 5Ks; the watch accuracy is another story), reveals his most physically miserable run location, and explains why the World Cup crowd was in on the bit. He also opens up about the deeper mission: rejecting the unattainable, chicken-and-rice version of fitness the internet sold him at his lowest, and proving working out can actually be fun.Plus, his surprisingly generous take on David Goggins, celebrity collabs with Diplo, Bert Kreischer, Teddy Swims, and Casey Neistat, his dream Great Wall of China 5K, and why the biggest what-if of his life was simply pressing record.Tap into the Jacob Cohen Special. If you enjoy the podcast, please consider following us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and giving us a five-star review! I would also appreciate it if you share it with your friend who you think will benefit from it.S H O W  N O T E S   -The Run Down By The Running Effect (our new newsletter!): https://tinyurl.com/mr36s9rs-Our Website: https://therunningeffect.run  -THE PODCAST ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClLcLIDAqmJBTHeyWJx_wFQ-My Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/therunningeffect/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠-Take our podcast survey: https://tinyurl.com/3ua62ffzBehind the scenes of The Running Effect: https://youtube.com/@dominicschlueter?si=PM9FjPc92eFUFEZLuminaryThreads: luminarythreads.shop$20 off your next Attuned scan: https://attuned.health/discount/TRE20?ref=TRE20 TikTok: @notreallywellnessInstagram: @notreallywellnessYouTube: @notreallywellness

We get into all the latest sports news, including Conor McGregor's big "fight," NBA Summer League, and getting a finger up the bum.To support the show directly and gain access to bonus audio and the Super Secret Pod archive, visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many others.Hosts: Jayson Thibault, Johnny Woodard, Sam TripoliThanks to the Dead Reds for the intro music! Check them out here: https://thedeadreds.bandcamp.com/album/dictated-democracy

PLEASE SIGN UP ON PATREON, EVEN IF IT'S FOR FREE! Posting everything here has become a burden, and if you're only listening to this feed you probably aren't getting all of the episodes. Patreon dot com slash frotcast! Sign up at Patreon to listen to the full episode. It’s two podcasts (Pod Yourself and the Frotcast) for the price of one!  This week on the Frotcast, returning bald man Justin Halpern (Cougartown, Harley Quinn, Abbott Elementary) joins us to talk about his latest book Get Lost. For his fourth release, he's going in a different direction by writing a novel, which is about…dads and baseball. It's probably about a whole lot more than that to be fair, but we completely derail the conversation with some Godforsaken California Town chat. Sorry to any listeners for whom this is niche to the point of meaninglessness. Just remember the important part: Clovis is the Paris of the Central Valley, not to be confused with the Paris of the Inland Empire, which is Perris. Justin also casually drops that he was on the Bert Kreischer podcast (shirt on), then even more casually drops that he was on Joe Rogan (unclear if shirt on), whereupon he shares with us some delightful details of the Joe Rogan Experience experience. Spoiler: he took DMT and saw a vision of Papa Roach playing the Sleep Train Amphitheater in Chula Vista. Raise a glass, with your pinky up of course, for our favorite southern dandy Lindsey Graham. That's right, Lady G, the ladybug himself, kicked the bucket, in a watershed day for gay sex workers along the Eastern Seaboard who enjoy posting online. We solemnly and respectfully remember a revered American statesman who worked tirelessly to strip the rights away from everyone except white straight men and rally support for completely unjustified foreign wars. We may not have always agreed with him, but what's a little quibble on whether or not to murder thousands of people between pals? Finally, we watched The Furious. There's lots of ass whooping, which whoops ass. Ass is whooped, then it's whooped some more. Then a nerdy dude who you think is about to get his ass whooped turns out to be a complete ass whooper, and he then proceeds to whoop hella ass. It whooped ass. Solid B+.

Comedic dynamic duo Kelly Ryan and Bruce Gray join Coastal Idiots for one of the most chaotic episodes yet. The crew plays a Newlywed Game that quickly turns into relationship roasts, embarrassing first impressions, forgotten first dates, and hilarious couple confessions. Along the way they tell stories about Jamie Foxx, Bert Kreischer tours, comedy clubs, terrible hotels, and why every comic has at least one nightmare travel story. Also, don't miss some of the funniest audience interactions you'll ever hear on this riff heavy, hootin' and hollerin' episode! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Coastal Idiots is a weekly comedy podcast where each week your host Shane and Katherine are joined by a friend or two where they do something very stupid and hilarious. Follow Katherine and Shane so they have a reason to keep going. The show is produced by the marvelous Keida Mascaro. Some of the art on the walls by the great Perry Shall. Music by Gymshorts and Alex Orange Drink. Your favorite idiots are now available wherever you listen to podcasts! Stream video on Spotify or Youtube, to drink in every detail of Katherine Blanford & Shane Torres' shenanigans and insane sketches. Listen to audio on all podcast platforms. Welcome to the ATC family! Let's get weird. Let's get Coastal. Don't forget to call our Coastal Idiots hotline and leave a message, we might just publish it! Coastal Idiots Hotline: (510) 974-3349 More Kelly! IG: https://www.instagram.com/thisiskellyryan/ More Bruce! IG: https://www.instagram.com/brucegray More Coastal Idiots! IG: https://www.instagram.com/coastalidiots/ More Katherine! IG⁠: https://www.instagram.com/itskatherineblanford/ More Shane! IG: https://www.instagram.com/shanetorres/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Produced by Keida Mascaro ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG: https://www.instagram.com/keidamascaro/ Alphabet City Studio ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG: https://www.instagram.com/alphabetcitystudios Presented by: All Things Comedy IG: https://www.instagram.com/allthingscomedy/ Theme Song by GYMSHORTS IG: https://www.instagram.com/gymshortsmusic/ Logo & Artwork by Perry Shall IG: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/perryshall/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SPONSORS: Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, an American Original. Tasting Great Since '48. Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com Thanks to MANSCAPED for sponsoring today's video! Get The Beard Hedger Plus for 15% OFF + Free Shipping with code “BEARS” at https://Manscaped.com! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/bears Sign up now and Acorns will boost your new account with a $5 bonus investment. Join the over 14 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $27 billion dollars with Acorns. Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to get started. Sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears Start your free trial at https://shopify.com/bears This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer spiral through Bert's newest crisis: figuring out which musicians would actually like him. After Lou Reed tells him off mid-treadmill (entirely inside Bert's head), Bert starts deleting Jane's Addiction and Radiohead from his library, relives Shane Gillis walking out of a Wilco concert after five seconds, and learns his most-played song of all time is "Higher" by Creed. From there, the Bears get into Tom's tour of Kid Rock's 20,000-square-foot, two-bedroom replica White House and meeting Jimmy John from Jimmy John's, a deep dive on Subway Takes and why Bert believes celebrity hot takes are all fake, the viral "white people shouldn't sit on stoops in Bed-Stuy" debate, and a deeply satisfying story of a first-class line cutter getting humbled in front of Viola Davis. Bert also opens up about the final days of his five-and-a-half-month sobriety run, including the recovery books, journaling on planes, and why his first drink back is happening at his daughter Georgia's University of Oregon graduation before going scorched earth on the dad who posted his 4-year-old breaking a rope swing "world record" in Moab. Plus: the MyPillow guy, the thumb-to-arm gut health test, Garth Brooks friendship fantasies, and why Moby would hate them both. If you missed this show, this one's for you. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 333 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:01:11 - Lou Reed Talks Shit to Bert on the Treadmill00:04:27 - Kurt Vile, Bob Dylan, & Shane Gillis Walking Out on Wilco00:16:15 - Deleting Every Musician Who Wouldn't Like Bert00:25:00 - Kid Rock's Replica White House & Jimmy John From Jimmy John's00:28:51 - MyPillow, Workout Underwear & Sleeping Naked00:31:11 - Subway Takes & J.Lo's Rented Hot Take00:41:01 - White People on Stoops00:43:47 - Airport Line Cutters00:50:09 - Bert's Last Week of Sobriety01:01:21 - The 4-Year-Old Moab Rope Swing Rant01:13:03 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bert Kreischer and the guys enjoy airplane whiskey's and talk dancing with whores, dating girls with mustaches, favorite porn categories, sitcom goals, Bill Burr and Joe Rogan pushing Bert to do stand-up, support from Tom Segura, Travel Channel days, how "The Machine" story changed Bert's life, Sober October, behind the scenes stories at The Comedy Store and much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Johnny Mac previews John Mulaney hosting the first-ever comedy show at Wrigley Field, sharing Mulaney's comments about the full-circle Chicago moment, a humorous exchange about the Chicago Fire and St. Ignatius, and his picks of comics to watch including Robbie Hoffman, Andrea Jin, Mandal, and Langston Kerman. The 312 Comedy Festival returns Nov. 5–15 with Nikki Glaser, Michelle Wolf, Ali Siddiq, and Bert Kreischer, plus a screening tied to a 2020 John Pinette documentary; Mac reflects on Pinette and other late comedians. Joe Rogan and Tony Hinchcliffe discuss comedians declining the Riyadh Comedy Festival and the value of stand-up for audiences. Other items: Kill Tony dates in Las Vegas, a Cumming, Georgia mayor challenging Kreischer to mini golf, LeBron James trolling Kevin Hart, Fox News highlighting Josh Johnson remarks on Trevor Noah's podcast, Pete Holmes' press and film role, Mac's “comedy stock market,” and British news including BBC's Ludwig renewal, Rewarding starring Vittorio Angeloni, Diane Morgan's Anne Droid, and Ed Gamble's Unacceptable review.00:13 Mulaney at Wrigley00:49 Chicago Fire Bit01:08 St Ignatius Banter02:09 Comics to Watch02:26 312 Comedy Festival02:47 John Pinette Doc03:46 Pinette Trailer Highlights06:09 Rogan on Riyadh07:44 Kill Tony Vegas Dates08:01 Mayor Challenges Bert08:59 LeBron Trolls Kevin09:28 Fox News Trevor Clip10:26 Pete Holmes Updates11:12 Comedy Stock Market12:58 British Comedy Segment13:09 Ludwig Renewed14:07 Rewarding Series14:49 Diane Morgan Anne Droid16:14 Ed Gamble Unacceptable17:01 Guardian Review Roast17:47 Wrap Up and GoodbyeBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/daily-comedy-news-with-johnny-mac-a-daily-briefing-on-comedians-and-the-comedy-industry--4522158/support.Daily Comedy News with Johnny Mac is a daily podcast covering comedians, stand-up comedy, late night television, and the comedy industry. New episodes every morning. Follow on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen. Part of the Caloroga Shark Media network.Contact John at John@thesharkdeck dot com For Uninterrupted Listening, use the Apple Podcast App and click the banner that says Uninterrupted Listening.  $4.99/month John's Substack about media is free.This is the animal sanctuary mentioned in the February 10 episode.

Pete Holmes is back and this one somehow turns into a full-blown therapy session about comedy, anxiety, priming, Instagram, sobriety, and why your brain is probably being hijacked by everything you scroll past. We also talk Shane Gillis, Chelsea Handler, bad press, and Pete's special Silly Silly Fun Boy — which is honestly phenomenal. Silly Silly Fun Boy: https://youtu.be/qzsHolR05hg?si=GIpyDAzzeAYjrRet Follow Pete Holmes: https://www.instagram.com/peteholmes Sponsors: Everything420 - Head to https://Everything420.com and use code BERT for an extra 15% off your order. Ultra - Don't sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code BERTCAST at takeultra.com! #UltraPouches Magic Spoon - You can get $5 off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/BERT. BlueChew - Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code BERTCAST. Square - Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://square.com/go/bert! #squarepod SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Stream FREE BERT on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/81696123 PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour Subscribe to Berty Boy Clips: https://www.youtube.com/@BertyBoyClips For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer  Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer  YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer #Peteholms Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Look for American Dew limited-time packaging or find it in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com Don't sleep on @‌ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code BEARS at https://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad New DraftKings customers, sign up with code BEARS spend five bucks to get two hundred in rewards within 21 days. https://dkng.co/bears For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BEARS. Get up to 60% off at https://Babbel.com/BEARS Order a bottle of Por Osos and some killer merch online https://drinkporosos.com This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer dig into the wild, unexpected Black audience response to Bad Thoughts Season 2, Tom debuting his "out of your control" philosophy on how comedy lands, and a hilarious accounting of which comedians did and didn't text Bert about his new show. Bert opens up about getting nastier and setting harder boundaries in sobriety, comparing himself to the A-Rod and Rafael Nadal documentaries, and Tom reveals his ongoing health investigation that involves shitting in a bucket for a lab test. The Bears also spiral into a debate on regional diets and genetics, plan a mushroom trip with an actual shaman, get Bert's dad on the phone to discuss his own legendary history of public accidents, and revisit boys' locker room culture versus Gen Z's aversion to male nudity. Plus: a Mountain Dew summer sizzle reel callout to fans, a celebration-of-life merch drop business plan for when they die, and the most detailed bowel movement breakdown the show has ever produced. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 332 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com In Partnership with DraftKings. The Crown Is Yours. Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MY-RESET. New York: call 8778-HOPENY, text HOPENY. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get fifty dollars in Predictions Dollars that expire in one year, issued every seven days via click to claim for twenty-one days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Predictions offer void in New York. Ends July 19th. Terms at http://dkng.co/audio Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:00:14 - Bad Thoughts' Black Fanbase00:07:28 - Mountain Dew Summer00:11:31 - Healthiest Guy at the Party00:16:33 - The Subconscious Mind & Nasty Bert00:26:17 - Setting Boundaries & the A-Rod Documentary00:30:25 - Black Graduations, Bert's Identity Crisis & the Rafa Nadal Doc00:40:43 - Merch Plans for When You Die00:46:12 - Mushroom Trip & The Gut Health Investigation00:52:10 - Bert Shit Himself in His Sleep00:55:58 - Locker Room Talk01:00:33 - Breeding Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Johnny Mac recaps comedy and late-night news, spotlighting Jay Leno's Deadline interview. Leno says podcasts are the new talk shows and calls Joe Rogan the new Johnny Carson, arguing late night lost swagger due to excessive commercials, fragmented segments, and the end of appointment viewing as audiences move to YouTube and streaming; he also recounts being dropped by an agent, negotiating for himself, and getting a call from Jeff Zucker saying he made a mistake during the Tonight Show/Conan era. Mac also critiques a Late Nighter piece on YouTube show Outside Tonight for low views, notes Good Night with Ben Gleib's strong numbers, and highlights Variety's profile of Josh Johnson, who posts hour-long weekly YouTube sets and writes 125 jokes a day. Other items include a new Willie Mack special, Bert Kreischer on pandemic timing, and Bill Lawrence discussing Scrubs production costs and legacy.00:00 Jay Leno Sparks Episode00:55 Leno on Leaving Tonight01:25 Agent Drop and Conan03:06 Why Late Night Faded05:27 Podcasts Replace Talk06:15 YouTube Late Night Experiments06:52 Ben Gleib Numbers Jump07:24 Josh Johnson YouTube Grind09:11 More Comedy Industry Bits Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/daily-comedy-news-with-johnny-mac-a-daily-briefing-on-comedians-and-the-comedy-industry--4522158/support.Daily Comedy News with Johnny Mac is a daily podcast covering comedians, stand-up comedy, late night television, and the comedy industry. New episodes every morning. Follow on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen. Part of the Caloroga Shark Media network.Contact John at John@thesharkdeck dot com For Uninterrupted Listening, use the Apple Podcast App and click the banner that says Uninterrupted Listening.  $4.99/month John's Substack about media is free.This is the animal sanctuary mentioned in the February 10 episode.

SPONSORS: Look for American Dew limited-time packaging or find it in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/bears For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BEARS Sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears If your revenues are at least in the seven figures, get our free business guide, Demystifying AI, at https://www.netsuite.com/bears New DraftKings customers, sign up with code BEARS spend five bucks to get two hundred in rewards within 21 days. https://dkng.co/bears This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer celebrate Por Osos landing in Publix just in time for the 4th of July, which sends Bert into a full nostalgic spiral about pub subs, boat days, and taking his daughters into "international waters." From there, things get unexpectedly historical: Tom breaks down the story of the guy who invented the meter and got guillotined for it, which leads them down a rabbit hole of people killed for their big ideas, the French Revolution as the original cancel culture, and Martin Luther versus the Catholic Church. Then it gets personal — Bert tells the full Patrice O'Neal story: getting destroyed at his first open mic, the Edinburgh trip where they lived together for 29 days watching Bruce Lee movies and Bert getting his feelings systematically demolished, and the moment he found out Patrice had tweeted something kind about him right before the stroke. Tom and Bert also spiral deep into funeral planning — who's required to show up, who gets a Sandler video instead of a live appearance, why Ari's funeral is going to involve hardcore Brooklyn relatives and a lot of confusion, the Andrew Schultz balloon clown apology Bert wants delivered posthumously, and whether or not to get cremated when science might figure something out. Plus: horror movies vs. comedy movies as investments, the film Obsession and its director Curry Baker, Bert's dad crashing the podcast mid-funeral conversation, the band Goose vs. the band Geese, and Mount Joy watching Passion of the Christ on the tour bus. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 331 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com In Partnership with DraftKings. The Crown Is Yours. Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MY-RESET. New York: call 8778-HOPENY, text HOPENY. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org . On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Ontario. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Sportsbook Bonus bets expire in seven days. $50 in Predictions Dollars issued weekly for three weeks, expire in one year. Redeem one non-withdrawable reward. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Ends June 28th. Terms at http://dkng.co/audio Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:02:21 - Por Osos in Publix & Florida Pub Sub Gospel00:08:45 - The Daniel Boone Documentary00:18:51 - The Guy Who Invented the Meter Got Killed for It00:24:59 - People Executed for Big Ideas00:33:46 - Patrice O'Neal Destroys Bert at His First Open Mic00:41:27 - Showtime Special, Party Bus, & Patrice's Funeral00:48:31 - Funerals Vs Celebration Of Life00:57:00 - Nick Kroll, Andrew Schultz & the Balloon Clown Apology01:04:11 - Bert's Dad Chimes In01:05:54 - Noga Erez, Goose Vs. Geese & Mount Joy01:09:02 - Curry Barker's Obsession & Horror vs. Comedy Movies01:15:10 - Wrap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on YKWD, Pat Burtscher Steals Bobby's Y and talks being w/ Bert Kreischer when his bus burnt down. Jamie tells what it likes writing for Ted Lasso and shares an insane story of he childhood friend Katy dying mysteriously. Get the EXTRA YKWD, Watch LIVE and UNEDITED AT https://www.patreon.com/robertkelly LIVE FROM THE SHED AND MORE ON PATREON DUDE!!! https://twitter.com/robertkelly https://twitter.com/YKWDpodcast http://instagram.com/ykwdudepodcast https://www.facebook.com/YkwdPodcast/ For free shipping on your order & 365-day returns go to https://www.Quince.com/ykwd Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/y0k6ofda #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Savings provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Johnny Mac covers comedy news, starting with Guy Fieri's four-episode series “Guy's Feast Club,” featuring comedians including Andrew Santino, Bert Kreischer, and Bobby Lee while they eat dishes like an Italian feast and a tomahawk rib eye sandwich. He notes Netflix will debut “Adam Ray: Dr. Phil Live” on June 19 as a cheaply produced TV show mislabeled as a podcast, with four episodes and guests such as Michael Bublé, Dave Matthews, Nikki Glaser, and Santino, plus future guests including Hasan Minhaj, Marshawn Lynch, Joel McHale, Mark Normand, and more; Ray also improvises characters like Dr. Phil. Days of Our Lives reportedly cast John Oliver after his on-air offer. The episode also highlights Variety Q&A details with Marc Maron, Patton Oswalt on writing and directing and topical vs observational comedy, a report on a Nate Bargatze Netflix taping, Jeff Foxworthy on comedy writing and avoiding politics, and Guy Branum on stand-up's changing audiences, plus Toronto comedian Ashwin Singh's influences. 00:12 Guy Fieri Comedy Feast01:06 Adam Ray Dr Phil Live02:05 John Oliver Soap Role02:50 Marc Maron Quickfire Qs03:59 Patton Oswalt On Comedy05:07 Nate Bargatze Taping Recap06:02 Foxworthy Comedy Math07:26 Guy Branum On Change08:31 Toronto Comic Spotlight09:00 Wrap Up And ShareBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/daily-comedy-news-with-johnny-mac-a-daily-briefing-on-comedians-and-the-comedy-industry--4522158/support.Daily Comedy News with Johnny Mac is a daily podcast covering comedians, stand-up comedy, late night television, and the comedy industry. New episodes every morning. Follow on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen. Part of the Caloroga Shark Media network.Contact John at John@thesharkdeck dot com For Uninterrupted Listening, use the Apple Podcast App and click the banner that says Uninterrupted Listening.  $4.99/month John's Substack about media is free.This is the animal sanctuary mentioned in the February 10 episode.

The guys are back to talk about the NBA Finals, the Washington DC UFC, proposed changes to the NBA Draft Lottery, whether MLB will face a labor stoppage, and more homoerotic shenanigans.To support the show directly and gain access to bonus audio and the Super Secret Pod archive, visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many others.Hosts: Jayson Thibault, Johnny Woodard, Sam TripoliThanks to the Dead Reds for the intro music! Check them out here: https://thedeadreds.bandcamp.com/album/dictated-democracy

Derrick Stroup is an Alabama-born stand-up comedian known for his high-energy storytelling and Southern observational humor. He broke out nationally with appearances on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon in 2023 and 2025 and has since become a regular headliner, touring alongside comics like Bert Kreischer and Nate Bargatze. Check out his special Nostalgic on Netflix, and visit derrickstroup.com for tour dates and more.IN THE NEWS: Chelsea Handler slams Shane Gillis and Tony Hinchcliffe's “racist” jokes at the Kevin Hart roast, Michelle Obama warns liberals against “pigeonholing” Donald Trump voters, and a grandmother tragically dies after stepping out of her vehicle into an open manhole in New York City.GET IT ON!FOR MORE WITH DERRICK STROUP:SPECIAL: Nostalgic (Filmed at Lyric Theater in Alabama)AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX NOW WEBSITE: derrickstroupcomedy.comFOR MORE WITH ADAM YENSER:YOUTUBE SHOW: The Cancelled NewsINSTAGRAM: @adamyenser TWITTER: @cleancomedian69DATES: May 29,( Kenosha, WI) May 30, (Kenosha, WI)June 20,(Scranton, PA) LIVE SHOWS: June 12 - Oklahoma City, OK (2 Shows)June 13 - Tulsa, OK (2 Shows)June 20 - Santa Ana, CA (KROQ Doc Screening)Thank you for supporting our sponsors:GetAcreGold.com/AdamBetOnlinePluto.tvMarathonRewards.comoreillyauto.com/ADAMSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom Segura is a comedian, actor, author, and restaurateur. He hosts “Your Mom's House” with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and “Two Bears, One Cave” with comedian Bert Kreischer. He is also the owner of Ciccio Bomba, a chain of Italian cafes with three locations in Austin, Texas, and the author of “I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays.” Season two of his series “Bad Thoughts” is streaming on Netflix.www.netflix.com/title/81740857https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/tom-segura/id-like-to-play-alone-please/9781538704615/www.cicciobomba.comwww.youtube.com/@YMHStudioswww.ymhstudios.com Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Get a free welcome kit with your first subscription of AG1 at https://drinkag1.com/joerogan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Was Nero really that bad, or has history been telling the same story for 2,000 years without asking who started it? In today's episode, Ryan looks at the myths, accusations, and contradictions behind Nero's reputation, and asks whether he was really a monster, a scapegoat, or a warning.

INTRO (00:00): Kathleen opens the show drinking a Por Osos Vodka Bloody Mary and a Busch Light beer chaser. She reviews her weekend jumping on Bert Kreischer's show at Lake of the Ozarks, hanging out with her nieces and nephew and recovering on the lake all day on Sunday.    TOUR NEWS: See Kathleen live on her “Day Drinking Tour.”   TASTING MENU (2:50): Kathleen samples Lay's Limited Edition World Cup Brazilian-Style Garlic Sauce Chips, Kindling Garlic Parmesan Power Twists, and Ritz Sweet Habanero Toasted Chips.    QUEEN NEWS (7:27): Kathleen shares that Taylor Swift's wedding invitations are being delivered via phone call, and Cher is celebrating her 80th birthday this week.    HOLLYWOOD HAPPENINGS (19:55): HollyBobby provides the latest news in Hollywood.   SPANISH PHRASE OF THE WEEK (1:40:52): The Spanish phrase to learn this week is “dónde puedo comprar café” or “where can I buy coffee” in English.    UPDATES (33:42): Kathleen shares updates on Waymo's recall of almost 4K robotaxis, Alex Murdaugh is granted a retrial, Shakira is acquitted of tax fraud, a record 492 permits have been issued to climb Everest in 2026, a Missouri town fires ½ of its city council over data center deal,    WHAT ARE WE WATCHING (47:54): Kathleen recommends watching “Mountain Queen: The Summits of Lhapka Sherpa” on Netflix.    HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT (1:01:42): Kathleen reads about the first wild wolf to enter Sequoia National Park in more than 100 years, and a rare black wild cat was spotted in the Andes mountains.    TOURON NEWS (1:04:22): In “moronic tourist” news, Kathleen shares that 2 Americans were arrested after climbing into Punch the Monkey's enclosure in Japan, New Zealand tourists dive headfirst into Rome's Trevi Fountain, and an arrogant tourist throws rocks at a Hawaiian seal.    SPORTS NEWS (1:12:24): Kathleen reports that FIFA has announced its first World Cup Halftime Show, Tiger Woods is seen for the 1st time stepping off his plane after rehab in Zurich, and Aaron Rodgers returns to the Steelers for his 22nd NFL season.    FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (1:23:46): Kathleen shares articles on Rome showing the movie “Gladiator” this summer at Circus Maximus, a new hyperdata center is planned for Conway AR, KARS 4 KIDS annoying jingle is banned from being broadcast in California due to its assumed fraudulent distribution, Schlitz beer is ending production after 175 years, Ella Langley cruses at the 2026 ACM Awards, and Pizza Hut is returning to its 80's retro vibes.    SAINT OF THE WEEK (1:43:20): Kathleen reads about St. Helier of Jersey, patron saint of the British Channel Islands.    FEEL GOOD STORY (1:38:10 ): Kathleen shares a story about Italy becoming the first country to grant paid emergency leave if your pet is sick.  

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What if the biggest thing holding you back right now isn't your circumstances… but the version of you that you've been unconsciously choosing every single day? In this mashup episode, I brought together Garrain Jones, Marie Forleo, James Clear, Rob Dyrdek, Bert Kreischer, Gary John Bishop, and Robin Sharma to have one of the most honest conversations we've ever had about identity, habits, and the hidden forces shaping your life. I can tell you this right now, success is not random. It is built. And most people are building the wrong version of themselves without even realizing it. One of the biggest breakthroughs you're going to hear in this episode is the power of awareness. I say it all the time because it is true. The moment you become aware of your patterns, you take your power back. Awareness is not a finish line, it is something you practice daily, and even catching yourself once can change your life's trajectory in that moment. Gary John Bishop and I go deep on this idea of stepping back from your automatic responses and realizing you are not your thoughts, you are the one choosing what to do with them. James Clear brings a game changing perspective on habits that I know is going to hit you. Every action you take is casting a vote for the type of person you are becoming. That means your future is not decided in one big moment. It is decided in the small decisions you make every single day. Rob Dyrdek reinforces this idea through the relentless pursuit of becoming your best self, while Marie Forleo reminds you that clarity does not come from thinking, it comes from doing. You cannot wait your way into a better life. We also tackle something that is quietly destroying people's potential right now, and that is distraction and comparison. Robin Sharma shares how distraction is the death of creative production and how presence is one of the greatest gifts you can give to others and to your own life. And I open up about the battle between your higher self and your lower self, and how comparison, if left unchecked, will rob you of your happiness. The truth is, you cannot build a world class life if you are constantly looking at everyone else's. Here is what I want you to take from this episode. You do not need a new life. You need a new standard. You need a new identity. You need to start telling a different story about who you are and then back it up with actions every single day. This is not about perfection. It is about alignment. When your habits, your identity, and your standards finally line up, everything in your life begins to change. Key Takeaways: Why awareness is the first and most powerful step to changing your life How small daily habits compound into massive identity shifts over time James Clear's concept of casting votes for the person you want to become Why distraction and comparison are silently killing your potential How to separate from your old story and create a new identity The difference between your higher self and lower self and how to live in alignment Why clarity comes from action, not overthinking I want you to listen to this episode with one question in mind. Who am I becoming with the choices I am making today? Because the answer to that question is your future.

Joe Dombrowski is back and now he's officially in his Dad on Arrival era. We talk about everything from becoming a parent through surrogacy to how fatherhood completely changed the way he looks at comedy, touring, and life in general. Joe opens up about how hard it was going back on the road after having his son, the identity shift that happens when you become a parent, and why he's intentionally slowing down his career to focus on family. We also talk about his comedy special Dad on Arrival and how becoming a dad has shaped this next chapter of his comedy. Joe shares why he's stepping back into comedy clubs, finding his voice again, and focusing on building a career that feels sustainable for both him and his family. Watch Dad On Arrival https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAMe4YEWxas Follow Joe https://www.instagram.com/joe_dombrowski/?hl=en Sponsor Butcher Box - As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between chicken breast or top sirloin for a year OR ground beef for life, PLUS $20 off when you go to https://ButcherBox.com/wife Our Next book club will be A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas Amazon - https://amzn.to/48yYu0T Bookshop - https://bookshop.org/a/97615/9781635575569 Call (818) 949-8536 to leave a voicemail with a question for LeeAnn (and sometimes Bert) that might be answered in a future episode! Fully Loaded at Sea 2026 Tickets bertkreischercruise.com/presale Stream LUCKY on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/81713944 PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour LeeAnn Kreischer talks to friends about marriage, family, and being married to the life of the party, comedian Bert Kreischer! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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On this special stop of the Stripped Down Book Tour, Bunnie Xo celebrates becoming a New York Times bestselling author after selling over 200,000 books in a single week. From her days in Las Vegas to building a life, career, and sold-out tour in Nashville, Bunnie opens up about the journey that changed everything.The night is packed with unforgettable moments, surprise guests, comedy, live music, and raw conversations. Wiz Khalifa hits the stage to talk about music, fatherhood, fame, and his love for weed, while also delivering an epic performance. Bert Kreischer brings the chaos and honesty, sharing stories about his Netflix success, personal struggles, and life behind the scenes. Jelly Roll closes out the night with an emotional tribute to Bunnie's bravery, vulnerability, and the impact of sharing her story with the world.Blending music, comedy, spoken word, and deeply personal moments, this stop of the Stripped Down tour is a powerful reminder that healing, resilience, and authenticity can change lives.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The guys discuss Mike Tyson, the hantavirus, and golfing with Andrew Santino and Bert Kreischer. They also cover their live show with Chris Rock for the Netflix is a Joke Festival, and go over the news of the week. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark Normand talks porn, crazy childhood and growing up in a dilapidated mansion, constantly being robbed (even by cops), dark comedy, wild tour with Bert Kreischer, Jerry Seinfeld stories, his TV show pitch at Netflix gone horribly wrong and much more!See omnystudio.coSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jeanne, Cathy, and I get into what it actually feels like to be in this empty nest stage. Missing your kids while also being proud of them, navigating the shift in your role as a parent, and figuring out who you are when your day-to-day life looks completely different. We talk about friendship, community, grief, and how this phase can feel both freeing and disorienting at the same time. There's also a lot of conversation around slowing down, being more present, and not feeling the need to constantly fill your time just to avoid sitting with what you're feeling. Our Next book club will be A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas Amazon - https://amzn.to/48yYu0T Bookshop - https://bookshop.org/a/97615/9781635575569 Call (818) 949-8536 to leave a voicemail with a question for LeeAnn (and sometimes Bert) that might be answered in a future episode! Fully Loaded at Sea 2026 Tickets bertkreischercruise.com/presale Stream LUCKY on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/81713944 PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour LeeAnn Kreischer talks to friends about marriage, family, and being married to the life of the party, comedian Bert Kreischer! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Throwback Thursday (Originally aired: 1/4/26)This week, Bunnie Xo sits down with comedy powerhouse Bert Kreischer for a wildly unfiltered conversation that goes everywhere—and then some. Bert opens up about his recent health and weight-loss journey, including experimenting with Mounjaro, peptides, and GLP-based treatments, along with the very real (and very graphic) side effects no one warns you about.The two also dive deep into mental health, sharing candid experiences with OCD, anxiety, medication, and exposure therapy. Bert breaks down his long-standing rituals, flying anxieties, and the routines he's stuck to for years, while both reflect on how vulnerability, social media, and public scrutiny impact their lives behind the scenes.Of course, it wouldn't be a Bert episode without stories about marriage, intimacy, past relationships, marijuana, and the evolution of his comedy career—from early fame to what's next, including a new Netflix special on the horizon. They also touch on family dynamics, reality TV hypotheticals, and Bert's upcoming Netflix series, The Legend of Bert, premiering January 22.Equal parts hilarious, honest, and unexpectedly heartfelt—this episode pulls back the curtain on fame, fear, and figuring it out in real time.Bert Kreischer: WebsiteWatch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bert Kreischer can't wait to get hammered, Mike Vrabel addresses the media, Call Her Daddy Beef: Alex v. Alix, RIP Bob of Bob & Tom, and The Onion v. Info Wars. Drew got a brand new cell phone that has a full bolt. Radio: RIP Bob Kevoian of Bob & Tom fame. Trudi's shady former co-worker, Pat Still, has retired. Mike Vrabel hooking up with Dianna Russini has led to “difficult conversations” with his family. Robert Kraft tried to nix the story about the couple. Some people will always remember where we were when Megan Rapinoe and Sue Bird broke up. Sue is allegedly looking to get back on that pogo stick. Bert Kreischer can't wait to drink booze again on July 12. Politics: Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick has resigned from Congress following some COVID fraud. Rep.Cory Mills is on the hot seat after allegations of domestic violence and sexual misconduct. Ryan Reynolds was paid for his interview on The Today Show. His wife, Blake Lively, remains a bitch. We watch the story of the Dancing Doctor. Todd Rundgren covers The Walls Came Down by The Call. Bruce Springsteen sang Light My Fire with John Densmore. People hate Meghan Markle so much that our views are looking pretty good on YouTube. After a long fight, The Onion has purchased InfoWars. Alex Cooper has changed since shedding Sofia Franklyn. She's beefing with Alix Earle and Brianna Chickenfry. We let The Toast explain the beef to us. We learn that Cooper's husband is a turd too. Merch is for sale! Buy it. Or don't. But do. If you'd like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).

The End is Ari's new storytelling show! And it's finally here! Only at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $29.99. Get it now! SPONSORS: - Go to https://ShipStation.com and use code cave for sixty days for free! - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BEARS. - Text BEARS to 64000 to get 20% off all IQBAR products, plus FREE shipping. Message and data rates may apply. - Get 15% OFF your entire order @‌MANSCAPED with promo code BEARS at https://manscaped.com! #ManscapedPartner #TCSociety - Brought to you by BetterHelp. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://BetterHelp.com/bears. - Order a bottle of Por Osos and some killer merch online https://drinkporosos.com Welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are joined by the always unpredictable Ari Shaffir, dropping in to promote “The End”, a bold, no-holds-barred storytelling series that serves as a spiritual sequel and final evolution of his cult-favorite show This Is Not Happening.This episode dives deep into Ari's return to long-form storytelling, breaking down how The End was independently produced with a stacked lineup featuring top-tier comics and a unique profit-sharing model that actually pays performers. The trio reflects on the evolution of comedy since Ari's original show, from Comedy Central's heyday to today's creator-driven landscape. The conversation spirals into outrageous personal stories, behind-the-scenes industry insights, and hilarious debates about everything from sobriety culture to the lost art of live storytelling. There's also an unforgettable deep dive into a near-collaboration with Tracy Morgan, a story that almost made it into final show, and the unhinged unseriousness of morning show promotional interviews. Check out The End, y'all! We legit worked hard on it here at Studio Jeans. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 327 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:37 - The End 00:04:13 - Big Dicks & Big Chicks 00:12:20 - The Missing Tracy Morgan Story 00:31:10 - Morning Show Chaos 00:43:47 - 2 Bears 5K 00:47:30 - Booze Tales & Sobriety Influencers 01:01:09 - Road Trip Stories 01:08:31 - Tito's Vodka & Final Thoughts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The End is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now! SPONSORS: - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/BEARS . Application times may vary. Rates may vary. - Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code BEARS. https://bluechew.com - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/bears - Brought to you by BetterHelp. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://BetterHelp.com/bears. - Get up to 60% off at https://Babbel.com/BEARS. - Join the over 14 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $27 billion dollars with Acorns. Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to get started. Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are back with a wild new episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, and this one has everything: a terrifying tour bus fire, Bert's ongoing recovery from blood clots, near-death anxiety, celebrity gossip, and a heated defense of napping. Bert breaks down the shocking story of how his bus blew a tire outside Fargo, was left behind overnight, and then burst into flames just hours later — a moment that may have saved everyone on board. He and Tom unpack how close the situation really was, what Bert lost in the fire, and why he's still obsessing over the hats. The Bears also dive into Bert's fear of flying, life on blood thinners, what it means to face mortality without booze, and the bizarre mental spiral that comes with multiple near-death experiences in a matter of months. From there, the conversation takes its usual chaotic turn into Club Shay Shay, the “lost everything and got it back” misunderstanding, the Jeffrey Epstein email chatter, Chappell Roan backlash, and whether Jon Bernthal is dead wrong about naps. They also talk about the upcoming 2 Bears 5K in Pasadena on May 9, Bert's current fitness goals, and whether he can break 30 minutes in the race. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 326 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:20 - Bert's Bus Burned Down 00:14:47 - Losing Everything 00:18:19 - A Really Cool Gift 00:20:40 - Death Is A Cruel Mistress 00:34:34 - Air Canada Accident + Other Aviation Disasters 00:43:10 - Chappell Roan 00:50:28 - Beefing With Jon Bernthal About Naps 00:56:34 - 2 Bears 5K 01:00:20 - New Bus & Doing Stand-Up Again 01:07:33 - Epstein, Fluffy, & KREISCHER Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices