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Join Jordan, Commish, Big Sky Brigit and Master Spreadsheeter Kevin, along with our VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk "rawdogging" flights, unlimited coaches being approved, surprise there is another Van Gorder, MAD ONLINE WEEK because people will be mad about EA Sports ratings for Toughest places to play, offense/defense and overall ratings, Texas A&M being mad for good reason, Tennessee winning the Jello Shot board and the CWS, what type of job we can expect to get for our level of podcasting skills, little Stanley Cup Finals with Baltimore Stallions stats, why is round 2 of the NBA Draft on a separate date in the afternoon? and finally MASCOT FIGHTS ROUND 6 with CONFERENCE USA and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What would happen if women left the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? This weekend is General Conference for the Salt Lake City-based, global religion, and a recent Instagram post elicited thousands of comments by frustrated women members. Cynthia Winward, co-host of the At Last She Said It Podcast, joins host Ali Vallarta to give an on-the-ground analysis of how women in the church are feeling and where this sentiment could lead Utah. Resources and references: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Instagram post in question [Instagram] Opinion: LDS Women should join me in skipping church on Sunday [Salt Lake Tribune] Exhibit A—Reactions to the Relief Society Broadcast [At Last She Said It Podcast] LDS women's leader whose ‘priesthood' speech ignited an Instagram debate responds [Salt Lake Tribune] Consider becoming a founding member of City Cast Salt Lake today! It's the best way to support our work and help make sure we're around for years to come. Get all the details and sign up at membership.citycast.fm. Subscribe to our daily morning newsletter. You can also find us on Instagram @CityCastSLC. Looking to advertise on City Cast Salt Lake? Check out our options for podcast and newsletter ads. Learn more about the sponsors of this episode: CRUDE Microbiome-friendly Skincare Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NFL league meetings this week and we have some big time rule changes (00:00:00-00:20:47). Shohei finally speaks to the media and we talk Sweet 16 and Caitlin Clark (00:20:47-00:41:25). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Flaco the Owl had pigeon herpes and Robert Kraft is trying to find the guy who made a negative Patriots documentary (00:41:25-01:05:38). Shane Gillis joins the show in studio to talk Football, hosting SNL, comedy, Notre Dame and tons more (01:05:38-02:02:34). We finish with mad online (02:02:34-02:13:49).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Jake Fullington of @bbqwithbigjake joins Heath and Candace in the studio this week as they discuss the future of the Memphis in May World Championship Barbecue Cooking Contest, keyboard critics and people's obsession with Jake's age.   heathrilesbbq.com

- Bill Self updates his health and status - John Elway gets taken out to pasture

In this episode, I talk about the unjust hate being thrown at Angel Reese, the NBA's new CBA, Andrew Wiggins returning to Golden State, and more. Subscribe to my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRUfzPfIR29XqTpRv8Ql6NQFollow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/zjcroninFollow me on Instagram: https://instagram.com/zach.croninFollow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@zach.cronin Follow the show on Twitter, IG, and TikTok: @hedgingscreens Watch the show live on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zcronin If you enjoyed this episode of Hedging Screens, please be sure to like it, subscribe, leave a rating or a review! Many thanks and much love

Kat and Phoebe are joined by Leigh Stein to discuss why TikTok is the next big thing for books, why high-falutin' literary folk are so loathe to join the platform, and why her essay about this made everybody Mad Online.Links:Leigh's essay at Lithub: https://lithub.com/booktok-is-good-actually-on-the-undersung-joys-of-a-vast-and-multifarious-platform/The saga of Stone Maidens: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/02/19/stone-maidens-book-bestseller-daughter-tiktok/11251731002/ This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit femchaospod.substack.com/subscribe

FULL VIDEO ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/live/sdiYhGlYqKg?feature=share 0:00 Car Chases 8:37 Derek Carr Is A Free Man 25:31 Klutch NIL Deals 30:43 The Eagles Fight JuJu On Twitter 49:23 A Punch From Mike Tyson Or A Punch From A Silverback Gorilla 1:05:50 Roundball Roundup 2:00:49 Geoguessr 2:22:40 Underdog Fantasy NBA Draft 2:33:06 NFL QB Touchdowns Stattogories

The one where we talk about Elon Musk's suspensions of his critics(including Jay) for pointing out his blatant hypocrisy and inconsistent application of the Twitter rules. This is our current events recap program, where we offer our takes on what's going on at the bleeding edge of the information war. Feel free to let us know what you think, suggest topics, etc. at didnothingwrongpod@protonmail.com, or in our group chat using the Substack app.Thanks for listening,Jay and Griff This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.didnothingwrongpod.com/subscribe

The day has come, a silence is broken, a new era dawns. We're joined by Very Special Guests Kyle and Ellie, formerly of the E Word Podcast and godparents of Watch Me Pod. We talk about the rise and fall of the E Word, life in the interim, the social currency of being Mad Online, the 5th Wave bonanza, dead website data disasters, and the yet-to-be-named E Word reboot. We do a deep dive into the Blink-182 discography, 30 years into the band. Other analysis that's been leveled at Blink has been focused on their trajectory as a commercial and cultural phenomenon at the macro level, and while that is all fine and good and compelling, most if not all of this analysis falls short in one department: Are there tracks? How are the tracks? Do the tracks have riffs and parts? How are the riffs and parts? You know, shit Core kids tend to focus on. Thanks again to Kyle and Ellie for joining us. This was both a big honor and a sweet hang. Keep your eyes to the skies for whatever's next from Kyle and Ellie.

So, Mike Tyson is big mad at Hulu for producing a mini-series about the boxer's life without any of his input. He's happy with Dana White, however, who Tyson says turned down a lot of money to advertise the new show on the UFC. We ask: Is Tyson right to be peeved? Is this a new business niche for Hulu, since they allegedly did the same shit to Pam Anderson earlier this year? Is that shady or nah? Plus, in MMA, Jamahal Hill out-brawled Thiago Santos and Geoff Neal out-dueled Vicente Luque at Saturday's UFC Fight Event, each winning fighter now planting his flag as a prospect we should probably be giving our full attention. A couple of new TUF champions were also crowned. Oh, and it turns out Dominick Cruz is gonna fight Chito Vera next weekend? Knock us over with a feather. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thapi (she/her) and Zoe (she/they) are back with Episode 2 to talk about crowdfunding, the problems with diabetes nonprofits, inaccessible technology, and the similarities between South Africa and the US. Thapi is collecting funds to insure 16 diabetics in a rural part of Polokwane, Limpopo continue to get the insulin and supplies they need. These diabetics are unable to access clinics and many insulins are out of stock in their area. Shipping takes months at a time and is not an option for obtaining insulin. Thapi is asking for $300 each month to purchase NovoRapid, Lantus, syringes, and testing supplies. You can send funds to Thapi on PayPal: paypal.me/thapisemenya Thapi's Social Media: Twitter & Instagram You can go to MutualAidDiabetes.com to request help obtaining insulin and supplies, request crowdfunding, learn more about MAD, donate, or subscribe to our Patreon! MAD Online is produced and edited by Zoe Witt.

After talking with Joe GIglio, the Morning crew discusses why the Flyers fans are Mad online..

Welcome to MAD Online! This first episode was unplanned but Allie (she/her,) Emily (they/them,) and Zoe (she/they) are here to talk about their disappointment with this recent Marketplace story they were interviewed for! We discuss why we hate the $35 copay cap, how NPR Here & Now is spreading misinformation with their coverage of insulin, why Human Rights Watch's insulin report was different, and the problems with mainstream media. You can go to MutualAidDiabetes.com to request help obtaining insulin and supplies, request crowdfunding, learn more about MAD, donate, or subscribe to our Patreon! MAD Online is produced and edited by Zoe Witt.

Oklahoma head softball coach Patty Gasso joins to discuss the season so far and Jocelyn Alo tying Lauren Chamberlin's home runs mark of 95. Plus, why is former Sooner wide receiver Jadon Haselwood mad online at OU fans?

Oklahoma head softball coach Patty Gasso joins to discuss the season so far and Jocelyn Alo tying Lauren Chamberlin's home runs mark of 95. Plus, why is former Sooner wide receiver Jadon Haselwood mad online at OU fans?

Welcome back to The Loyal Sons podcast (@TheLoyalSons): a safe, sun-shiny place for your ACC Champion Pitt Panthers fix. 1:53 - 37:59 - Championship Recap. Oh my God, we actually did it…                                                                                                           Let The Sons take you on a journey through the sights and sounds of that fateful night in Charlotte, including Dylan's gallant odyssey to rescue the Kenny Pickett cutout from stadium security. We also dive into the game, which feels equally important. 38:33 - 50:05 - Mad Online. Outrage poured in from every corner of the football world after Kenny Pickett executed that elderly person at mid-field. Wait, what? He only faked a slide? God, I hate the internet… 50:32 - 58:34 - Heisman Watch. Kenny was named a Heisman Finalist, punching his ticket to NYC after pulling off the purest “Heisman Moment” College Football has seen this season. Will it be enough to overcome Bryce Young's absolute clinic against Georgia? Or hold off Aidan Hutchinson's late surge? …probably not. But still pretty cool! 58:54 - 1:06:16 - A Look Ahead. Our first impressions of the Dec. 30 matchup against Michigan State at the 2021 Sugar Bowl in Atlanta, Georgia. 1:06:44 - 1:31:47 - EMERGENCY SEGMENT. We interrupt our regularly-scheduled Wednesday night to discuss Mark Whipple's sudden(ish[?]) exit from the Pitt program, potential suitors for the Offensive Coordinator opening, and the possibility that we've watched Kenny play his last game in Blue & Gold. Hail, Loyal Sons of Pittsburgh.

Welcome back to The Loyal Sons podcast, presented by Capel Faithful (@CapelFaithful): a safe, sun-shiny place for your Pitt athletics fix. 0:53 - 20:59 - Duke Recap. It took a little longer and cost us a few more starters than we would have liked, but Pitt eventually piled on the overwhelmed Blue Devils. 21:08 - 31:16 - Across the ACC. The boys tale a look at how the Atlantic and Coastal Divisional races are shaping up: who needs what, what needs who, and how the hell Wake-Forest-North Carolina was a non-conference game. 31:28 - 34:59 - Mad Online. One of our very own gets held to the fire for his dramatic reaction to Duke's hot start. 35:17 - 55:32 - Pitt Basketball Preview. We take a quick breather from football to discuss Jeff Capel and company's 2021-2022 outlook. What's the best case scenario? How long is Capel's leash? And would you rather have consistent football success or return to the glory of early-2000s Pitt basketball? 55:49 - 1:18:14 - Preview and Predictions. What to watch for in Pitt's primetime matchup against the surging Tar Heels. We discuss Pitt's growing injury issues, how to defend UNC's high-powered offense, and the long-awaited matchup between Kenny Pickett and Sam Howell. Hail, Loyal Sons of Pittsburgh.

Welcome back to The Loyal Sons podcast, Presented by Capel Faithful (@CapelFaithful): a safe, sun-shiny place for your Pitt athletics fix - and the North American headquarters of the Pickett 4 Heisman campaign #KennyHeisman 1:26 - 15:51 - The Night Pitt Drove Ol' Dixie Down: a review of Pitt's scorched-earth campaign against in-division rival Georgia Tech. Jordan Addison, the run game looking passable, and the highest scoring offense in America. 15:52 - 25:23 - Heisman Watch. Kenny Pickett is a serious Heisman contender. We discuss Kenny's odds, what it would mean to Pitt for an NYC invitee, and how timing could help or hurt #8. 25:34 - 32:06 - Mad Online. Mark Madden crawls out of his hole to crush KP8's Heisman dreams 32:20 - 51:47 - The Mount Rush…er…Washington of “Things Pitt Fans Bitch About”. 52:01 - 58:37 - Around the ACC. A recap of Week 5 in Chaos Conference and a look ahead at who we'll be watching in peace and comfort during Pitt's weekend off. Happy Bye Week! Hail, Loyal Sons of Pittsburgh

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Welcome back to The Loyal Sons podcast, Presented by Capel Faithful (@CapelFaithful): a safe, sun-shiny place for your Pitt athletics fix once again. 0:57 - 2:47 - A Dramatic Reading of the Pitt-New Hampshire Box Score 2:48 - 9:40 - Relive the glory of Pitt's highest point total since the Prohibition; was this the “Keep Shocky From Transferring” Game? Do we have better insight into the RB hierarchy going forward? Is Pickett the best player alive? Are we reading too much into an FCS matchup? 9:53 - 12:45 - Seat Check. The boys turn the burners down a bit. 13:03 - 16:28- Mad Online. Would you rather Pitt beat an FCS school or lose to a Power 5 school? Apparently, the latter. 16:45 - 24:23 - Around the ACC. Coastal Chaos has conquered the entire ACC. Nothing makes sense, everyone stinks, and Dabo stops by the pod for a second. 24:40 - 49:17 - An interview with Georgia Tech blogger and analyst, Robert Binion (@robert_binion). Rob shares his insights about his weekend's showdown in Atlanta and what Pitt fans need to know about the Yellow Jackets leading up to it. 49:32 - 51:17 - Our predictions for the conference opener. Spoiler: Pitt.

This week Paige and Adam air their grievances with the college football Twitterverse, preview games of the week with the biggest playoff implications and pick betting locks of the week.

Welcome back to The Loyal Sons podcast, Presented by Capel Faithful (@CapelFaithful): a safe, sun-shiny place for your Pitt athletics fix 0:00-2:38 - The Undefeated Pitt Panthers 2:38-19:11 - The first two weeks of the season: the big win in SEC Country, Kenny Pickett's national coming-out party, Watch Calijah Kancey Game (TM), and which groups have exceeded and subceeded our expectations thus far 19:19-29:01 - Our trip to Tennessee: the Panther takeover of Knoxville and the absolute scene at Tommy Trent's 29:05-31:53 - Mad Online, our new segment where we find the most absurd and reactionary Pitt content on the internet from the past week. This week: PantherLair did not take kindly to the slow start at Neyland Stadium 32:01-36:10 - Seat Check. A hot start offers Narduzzi and Whipple some cool comfort 36:15-46:02 - Preview of Saturday's contest against the Western Michigan Broncos and why it's not the easy out you think. Also, the introduction of our new sabermetric: the Pickett Adjusted Touchdown Total (PATT) Bonus: A story from former Pitt starting LB Elijah Zeise from our unaired Knoxville After-Hours episode Hail, Loyal Sons of Pittsburgh.

Nate and Francis return to have a DadChat in which we discuss the facts: we're getting older, we can't post as hard anymore, and we just don't want to be mad online. But we're embracing it, and we have hope for those of you worried about the inevitable march of time: you stop caring about dumb things. Hope you enjoy! For this week's bonus, did you know there's a book of 'Violent Nomad Skills' by a former Navy SEAL? Did you know it's deeply, deeply insane? Nate joins our Zoomer correspondent Kevin Frint (@ItsAll_Bullshit) to discuss this in what will become a 2-part review. Get Part 1 on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/56099559 *SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT* We now have a storefront to sell the patches, buttons, and magnets that we also give out as flair for our $10 tier. Buy some sweet gear here:  https://www.hellofawaytodie.com/shop We have a YouTube channel now -- subscribe here and get sweet videos from us in which we yell in our cars like true veterans: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwlHZpNTz-h6aTeQiJrEDKw You can follow the show on Twitter here: @HellOfAWay Follow Nate here: @inthesedeserts Follow Francis here: @ArmyStrang

HOUR 3: Celtics COVID issues this year being overlooked; Kwame Brown is mad online at former players, media; BD or NBD 5-18-21 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie and Jesse signed a letter that was published in Harper's! It's pretty basic but given Twitter's reaction you would have thought it was an excerpt from Mein Kampf. In today's episode, the hosts discuss why they signed the letter and run through some of the most unhinged and disingenuous reactions to it, discovering, in the process, that one of the letter's loudest critics tried to get them both fired. Katie also asks Jesse about the time he reported a fellow journalist to her boss, and the two hosts work through whether this is different from the behavior they themselves are complaining about. Also: Jesse's trajectory on the even more emotionally charged question of cargo shorts.Show notes/Links:Harper's: A Letter on Justice and Open Debate -  https://harpers.org/a-letter-on-justice-and-open-debate/ Jesse's too numerous and Mad Online tweets about the response to the letter:-on Matt Yglesias getting reported by a colleague for wrongthink:  https://twitter.com/jessesingal/status/1280603481531912192 -on one of the letter critics publicly calling for him to get fired:  https://twitter.com/jessesingal/status/1280577317421625346 -on someone literally editing the letter to make it offensive:  https://twitter.com/jessesingal/status/1280666236754579458 Medium: Katelyn Burns Fabricated Several Exchanges With Me That Never Occurred (archived version) - http://archive.is/UEsMj(current version, without screenshot-proof for reasons explained at the top, here: https://medium.com/@jesse.singal/so-about-that-katelyn-burns-thread-58c736647bc9)Medium: A (Hopefully) Final Update On This Katelyn Burns Thing (Updated) - https://medium.com/@jesse.singal/a-hopefully-final-update-on-this-katelyn-burns-thing-da17730e13aa This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.blockedandreported.org/subscribe

This week I am joined by Bleacher Report's Aaron West. We talk FIFA, being a dog dad, his journey to where he is today and more. I am then joined with "random Twitter follower(s)" my parents. We talked about how they deal with people being mean to me online, me deciding to work in social media and more. Remember to rate/subscribe/review. Love you all. Enjoy!

Which 2020 NFL Draft outcomes would have host Kyle Crabbs mad online? We explore on today's episode!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Which 2020 NFL Draft outcomes would have host Kyle Crabbs mad online? We explore on today's episode!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Which 2020 NFL Draft outcomes would have host Kyle Crabbs mad online? We explore on today's episode!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Which 2020 NFL Draft outcomes would have host Kyle Crabbs mad online? We explore on today's episode!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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What made the internet angry this week?The Canadian government really likes coffee, most of it bad! Dale recalls a tender moment he shared with a random stranger in Bed Bath & Beyond. A lot of very pure and chaste people are very unhappy about the Super Bowl halftime show for starring women, but the kids in cages were okay! Donald Trump is going to make himself president for life, but it's okay because he's probably not going to live THAT much longer. Fond memories of stimulants. The latest update on Novel Coronavirus, the virus that still doesn't pose that much of a threat to anyone outside of China! World's dumbest idiot gets a plane turned around in his attempt to make a viral video. Tina Fey vs Amy Poehler. All this and more, on Coronavirus Factory!

Devin Booker and Bradley Beal are somehow not All-Stars this season, and that's rubbing me the wrong way. Also, is Andre Iguodala wildin' for how he's handling himself with the Memphis Grizzlies? Follow me on Twitter Visit my website for more content --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What made the internet angry this week?People are having two reactions to the coronavirus: PANIC or RACISM. Chinese safety regulations are surprisingly lax! Another edition of 'animals we would eat'. The tragic death of Kobe Bryant elicited some pretty strong reactions on social media. Are people ever really able to escape the worst thing they ever did? We discuss the worst thing we ever did TO EACH OTHER. Dale explains wrestling. The long international nightmare that is 'Brexit' is finally over. Or just starting. Whatever! In a completely shocking turn of events, the Republican Party failed to turn on itself and impeach the guy from their party who currently runs the country! WEIRD. Could democracy...be....flawed? #HotBoysForBernie is physically exploiting men, for a change! PETA's rejected Super Bowl ad is the most unintentionally hilarious and cringey thing you will watch this year. When I say 'pod', you say 'cast!' POD!

Nathan and Hanna react to Chip's comments after the USC game and touch base with the basketball team in Maui.

What made the internet angry this week?Halloween has come and gone, which means it's officially  time for people to start complaining that we get excited for Christmas too early. Air travel tips. Kony Koni Koné. War: what is it good for, other than podcast fodder? We attempt to explain why different ethnic groups hate each other, very poorly! Millennials find the ultimate clapback to bitching about avocado toast. A bunch of stats about masturbation! It only took A HUNDRED YEARS, but we finally beat Daylight Saving Time. All this and more on your favorite hip millennial podcast!

What made the internet angry this week? Adults don't know shit, and that's okay! Trump is almost definitely getting reelected, which is bad for humanity but great for this podcast! The lamest near-death experience you could possibly imagine! Is puking funny? Jon Voigt is pro-Trump, and this somehow surprises people! Dating people with the same name as your relatives! Derek and Dale are going gay for each other (and ratings.) Masturbating at work okay, but masturbating repeatedly and loudly is not, because this country is ruled by FASCISTS. How to avoid pooping next to people you have to work with. We all need a little bit of shame. 'Nature' is the latest victim of the selfie culture wars. External validation from internet strangers will only ever leave you feeling empty. Canada is getting a bunch of free garbage from the Philippines! All this and more, on a super-duper special episode of the world's least popular podcast.

What made the internet angry this week? Joe Rogan: dumb guy's smart guy, or smart guy's dumb guy? Sports Illustrated finds a way to make objectifying women woke, because it's 2019. Can women choose the instruments of their own oppression? Stop indoctrinating kids into religion. We're all going to die from cordyceps. Chinese scientists are intent on making Planet of the Apes a reality. If you give a monkey a human brain, does it become a human? The Chimp of Theseus. Robot Jox is the greatest story ever told. All this and more on an extra-rambly, week-late version of a podcast that you're probably listening to!

Who gets to be "influential"? Should you be skeptical of for-profit hospitals? And should George Lucas fire his attorneys?

What made the internet angry this week? Church rules. The objective value of a human life. A brief history of Jesus. Dunking on the dead. The best fast food sandwiches are fish sandwiches. Potheads are still the world's most obnoxious drug addicts, and 4/20 proves it. Bob Marley should be a saint. We inadvertently shame people who take medication. Actual knowledge we absorbed from other podcasts. World War III is going to start over 50 shipping containers full of garbage. The Duggar family renames deviled eggs and it's the most offensive thing they've ever done. Dale and Derek have differing opinions on how doomed the planet is. Being uncomfortably cold is better than being uncomfortably hot. All that and more, I Can't Believe It's Not a Podcast.

What made the internet angry this week? Every good idea in the universe is taken. Mindfulness: not just hokey hippie bullshit anymore! April Fool's Day has lost all meaning. Fake pregnancy announcements are offensive to people who want real pregnancy announcements. A dozen ways to cook hot dogs. The Japanese have perfected the game show. This week in 'Who Gives A Shit?', this Twitter denizen cares ENTIRELY too much about free tampons for high schoolers. We mansplain proper tampon use. Windmill turbines: good for the climate, bad for your health! Instagram has claimed another 3 victims, may they rest in peace. Science confirms: listening to an entire episode of our podcast won't make you any dumber! All that and more! Podcast!

What made the internet angry this week? Note to space agencies: if you're advertising an 'all-female spacewalk', you better be ready to put the spacesuits where your mouth is. More casual sexism than you can shake a stick at. Dale and Derek are now experts in the following categories: astronomy, biology, female anatomy, science in general, being handsome and charming. Ladies' tees are problematic! Space menstruation: how does it work? How one whale lost its life with one weird trick (eating 88 lbs of garbage). How one dumb sea turtle ruined drinking for EVERYONE. Jordan Peele is allowed to not cast white people. Hiking etiquette, Instagram models, upcoming podcast guest spots, and a weirdly introspective tangent about the stigma around male vulnerability. All that and more! Hey, look, a podcast!

What made the internet angry this week? This week on TANGENT FACTORY, we spend a full ten minutes discussing Derek's internet romance. How long do people have sex for, anyways? Why porn makes Dale's back hurt. Tyler Perry is a celebrity for whatever reason and can't believe how much hotel water costs. Bowling. Vin Diesel movies. The worst atrocity ever committed with bagels. A celebrity was exposed drugging people, but not the way you think! Brexit is the world's most hilarious shitshow. Memes are illegal now. Some people are still mad about Chick-Fil-A, but Chick-Fil-A is still delicious! All that and more tangents than you can shake a stick at, on the world's greatest podcast hosted in Derek's living room.

This week. Shey scammed the Florida Panthers, Matt Duchene may curse the Blue Jackets and ruin hockey forever, Tampa Bay doesn't need to show up till April and SEGMENTS including Mad Online, FPS Book Club and Game of Ice and Fire Available everywhere you get Podcasts Follow us on Twitter @ForPucksSakePod and Instagram @ForPucksSakePodcast

#What made the internet angry this week? BREAKING NEWS: POP SINGER MICHAEL JACKSON ALLEGEDLY MOLESTED CHILDREN. We discuss the perfect storm of fucked-uppedness that led to the King of Pop, the new documentary detailing the allegations against him, whether MJ cover songs are still acceptable, why The Beatles should also be cancelled, and why Dale hates...uh....'ethnic' music. ALSO: Momo is coming for your kids, YouTube is punching holes in our brains, the US Civil War 2.0 is all but guaranteed, Kylie Jenner is self-made(?), Will Smith is black (?!). Hey, look at that, another episode of your favorite podcast!

#What made the internet angry this week? A brief history of men knowing absolutely fucking nothing about flirting with women. Dale discovers The Mandela Effect and it's melting his mind. The Oscars happened, and they were relatively free of controversy and therefore boring as hell. Even as a 61 year old in the 1970s, John Wayne had some pretty shitty views, but people are morons for getting mad about it now. Democracy is broken and we're all too dumb to fix it. The most confusing thing about Jussie Smollett is how to pronounce his name, but why he would totally invent a hate crime is a close second. We plan the perfect crime and land on our next business idea. Lastly, menstrual equality is an important cause with a name that will make 12 year old dudes giggle. All this and more on your favorite dumb podcast!

#What made the internet angry this week? Derek made it out of China, where they REALLY like white kids, without getting detained in a Canadian internment camp. Measles are on trend in Vancouver. The Aziz Ansari comeback tour is moderately more successful than Louis CK's, and we have a review. Swastika pizzas. Dale and Derek share tips for how to avoid your own #MeToo charge, and it's easier than you'd think. Hey, remember 50 Cent? A Brooklyn police commander wants him dead! People got pretty upset about an Amber Alert, which seems like a perfectly reasonable response to an abducted child. All this and more, on a very special surprise second birthday episode of your favorite podcast! Songs: 'Loser' by Jagwar Twin (Derek's pick) 'Hush Sally Hush' by Carpenter Brut (Dale's pick)

Collin showed up an hour late to record this episode because he got into a fight on the internet. Abdul went to the Super Bowl and brought home the W.   Huge thanks to Vivid Seats for sponsoring our show, kind of, but not really. Thanks for sending Abdul to the big game!   Follow us:  http://www.twitter.com/unrelatablepod http://www.twitter.com/advil http://www.twitter.com/loboexplosivo http://www.twitter.com/peachquintana‬

#What made the internet angry this week? The internet wasn't angry about enough stuff so we spend the first ten minutes of the episode making dumb small talk. Autonomous cars don't kill as many people as you might assume. Derek gets heated about Trump's inability to get a suit tailored. An elected official gets outed for being an insensitive piece of shit, but it's not the one you might think. When is blackface okay? We share the origin story of the legendary Boruiter clan. Columbia House deserved to go bankrupt. Poo transplants are an apparently necessary thing! Someone got kicked off of a plane for body odor for quite possibly the first and only time in history. All this and more, on a very stupid edition of the world's dumbest podcast!

#What made the internet angry this week? Dale spends twenty minutes explaining his literary masterpiece. Saying that men should be less shitty is apparently a really controversial statement to make, as we found out with the #GilletteAd backlash. We also discuss peeing on people, Dale's gout, Trump's fast food photo op and pandering to the poors, competitive eating, shrimp forks, MAGA hats, poor people breeding, slut shaming, sex vs Pokemon, how children impact mobility, and more. You aren't going to hear this shit on NPR! Talking points: If you have a problem with the message in this ad, you need to take a good hard look at yourself The backlash, explained In your face, Dale! This is the dumbest man ever to have held office HAMBERDERS Competitive eating is not great for stable weight White kids from Kentucky are at it again Songs: 'Crowbar' by Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes (Derek's pick) 'Tokyo' by White Lies (Dale's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? YouTube entertainers are shitty, awful people. Warning: being woke and inclusive may result in egregiously long acronyms. Going gay for a limited time: woke, broke, or bespoke? Kinder eggs are trying to make us all racist. Facebook's nudity algorithm hates women and dolls, exclusively! Dale and Derek give a lesson in genitals. People are irritated by the latest Facebook 'challenge'! Darkest timeline Derek Bolen is wrecking awesome podcast host Derek Bolen's online brand. All this and more, on your favorite dumb podcast! Talking points: World's dumbest idiot says something dumb That's a lot of letters to remember Why didn't they just call them Kkkinder Eggs? Robots don't understand nudity at all We are almost 40 years old and just understanding this for the first time A brief guide to this totally explainable phenomenon where your friends are posting old pictures to prove that they were once attractive before life beat the shit out of them

#What made the internet angry this year? Congratulations! You survived the angriest year in the history of the planet! Give yourself a hearty pat on the back, then get back to being pissed off about shit that doesn't matter! Dale and Derek cover their top 3 outrage-inducing stories of the year, compare New Year's resolutions, the world's fattest otter, Louis C.K. is back in the news AGAIN for bad reasons AGAIN, and less off-topic rambling than normal. Thanks for spending another year listening to the world's greatest, dumbest podcast!

#What made the internet angry this week? PETA is in the news for humiliating themselves again. Derek fondly remembers a seagull murder. We discuss what it takes to be a successful parent. People have awfully strong opinions about a song they hear three to four times a year as ambient music in department stores. We eat spotted dick, and this time it's the food! Teflon is making your genitals smaller. We settle the eternal debate: is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Carly Rae Jepsen is a pop goddess. All this and more on a special holiday edition of the world's dumbest podcast. Talking points: PETA has lost it I honestly cannot imagine caring about this any less British people have wacky names for things! You should only own cast iron frying pans Die Hard is definitely a Christmas movie, unless you don't think it is The best Christmas movies that your idiot friends will argue about Songs: 'Mary's Boy Child' by Boney M (Derek's pick) 'Little Drummer Boy' by Reel Big Fish (Dale's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Hey, it's the episode number that is also a sex act! Speaking of sex acts, the most pretentious man alive has been #MeTooed! Speaking of #MeToo, a bizarrely popular Christmas song about date rape has been removed from the radio! Speaking of bizarrely popular, ordering kiosks at McDonalds are covered with feces! Speaking of feces, a bunch of kids in Hawaii were 'accidentally' fed Pine-Sol instead of apple juice! Speaking of all of that, it's time to get FIRED UP for your favorite dumb podcast! Talking points: God, this man is such an asshole I mean seriously, look at that hat Dale actually used this movie to seduce a woman Baby, it's weird that this song is as popular as it is An honest performance of 'Baby It's Cold Outside' Spoiler alert: there's poop on everything ...especially this daycare

#What made the internet angry this week? In a very sexy episode of your favorite podcast, we discover the dangers of trying to spread Christianity to an isolated tribe of people armed with instruments of murder. We play 'monkeys or cousins?' and answer the eternal debate 'which breed of monkey is the sexiest?'. A murderous otter is on the loose in Vancouver and has somehow managed to outsmart numerous city employees. Also outsmarting the city employees: the koi fish the otter is murdering! Why don't straight people use animal codewords to describe their sexual preferences? Incels are reporting cam models for tax evasion with all the free time they have from never having sex. If there's anything grosser than a sex doll brothel, we don't want to hear about it. Derek officially accepts his status as a sugar baby. All this plus a bunch of extra talk about having sex with monkeys! Talking points: Lol Seriously, lol Humans outsmarted by otter and koi fish What gay animal are you? Incels doing incel stuff RIP sex doll brothel, we hardly knew you

#What made the internet angry this week? The midterm elections have come and gone, and the #BlueWave was more of a light splash. Donald Trump, noted troop-respecter, fails to commemorate World War I. People should only be allowed to vote between the ages of 30 and 50. Electoral reform is a hot-button topic in BC, but nobody really understands what it means! Young white males in Wisconsin are unsurprisingly racist! The 'OK' sign has been co-opted by racists. People are HEATED about one dude's innocuous proposal! Dale tells us about his dream wedding! Trumpy Bear is the most genius thing we've ever seen, until we release the Freedom Holster™! Stan Lee, creator of a bunch of shit near and dear to our nerdy-ass hearts, has died while still looking younger than Bernie Sanders. Talking points: The Midterm Elections, explained Voter turnout hits a historic high, kind of The world's dumbest president BC's electoral reform What the fuck, Wisconsin The internet is pissed about this NYC Marathon Proposal Coming soon to a QAnon supporter near you's bedroom RIP, Stan Lee

Zach Harper, Blk Tray and Dave Schilling talk about a four-game Thursday night in the NBA. The Warriors lost at home to the Bucks, a Westbrook-less Thunder team handed the Rockets another loss, Celtics mount a 22-point comeback against the Suns and Enes Kanter is mad about some tweets.   Produced by: Rob Lopez   Support us on www.patreon.com/countthedings Find us: www.countthedings.com Social: @back2backpod @countthedings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#What made the internet angry this week? People have strong opinions about when it's appropriate to get excited about Christmas, and whatever you feel, you're probably wrong! We also discuss the folly of war, Dale drops some World War I facts, were Nazis fashionable?, even the seals in Scotland are terrifying, white people invent another persecution complex, boobs: no thanks. Talking points: The Facebook status that launched a dozen angry responses Is it ever 'too early' to get excited about Christmas? The Indian Army during World War I Watch this Read this The Hugo Boss/Nazi connection (aside: Russell Brand fucking rules) A podcast worth listening to Seals: cute, but terrifying! But is it really? Turns out there is such thing as 'too big'

#What made the internet angry this week? The Midterm elections are coming up and the Democratic party is destined to fail forever! Who could have guessed that letting a bunch of shitty opportunists prey on mentally ill peoples' paranoia would yield tragic results?! It was a big week for insane rightwingers with an axe to grind! Several thousand people are hiking thousands of miles for an inevitable showdown with US border guards! The internet has permanently fucked up our brains and nobody seems to care! Dale is a big fan of Goop! It's still too soon to dress your kid up as Hitler for Halloween! Adult Halloween is depressing as hell, but the fake muscles are cool! Reason number 10000 we're happy cell phones didn't exist when we grew up. Yes, conservative commentators, blackface is bad. Talking points: Midterm elections, for dummies The Democratic party is full of shit Gab, the social network for murderous white supremacists A guy with a Trump collage over the windows of his van is an insane person? Say it ain't so! A look inside the migrant caravan making its way to the U.S. How social media has radicalized the world Whoopsie!

Ep. 58 — Alex and Bobby bring out the ol’ Bad Take Dramatic Reading, this time with a column (if you can call it that) about a “fake” “stat.” They banter about the Mets’s futile GM search, the Wade Miley move that set the baseball world ablaze, and Chris Sale’s belly button. Then they dive into the weird Astros cheating scandal and wonder why they couldn’t do better than Kyle and an iPhone, and look at the way that Manny Machado’s behavior has been assessed by fans and the media. Finally, to preview the World Series, they come up with their best tabloid headlines to match the possible outcomes. Links: Bill Welt is Mad Online about fake stats Songs featured in this episode: Modest Mouse — “Polar Opposites” • Cloud Nothings — “Another Way Of Life” • Childish Gambino — “Feels Like Summer” • Booker T. & the M.G.’s — “Green Onions” ~~ Follow Tipping Pitches on Twitter and like us on Facebook. Find more great content over at tippingpitches.atavist.com. Questions, comments, or concerns? Shoot us an email at tippingpitchespod@gmail.com.

#What made the internet angry this week? Smoke 'em if you got 'em! And by 'em', we mean weed, which is now totally legal in Canada, unless you ever want to cross a border into the United States again! We discuss provincial weed sales, why smoking some things is good for you and smoking other things is bad for you, your online weed purchases are almost DEFINITELY being shared with US border agents, this vape that perfectly replicates smoking is remarkably effective at replacing smoking—especially with kids, a non-problematic all-male reboot of The Golden Girls, how people got pregnant in the 50s, cellophane underwear, voter turnout sucks but democracy is still the best for whatever reason, why Dale carries an old Amazon box wherever he goes. Talking points: Nerdy legal shit you probably don't care about (Cannabis laws in B.C.) Weed sales by province on the first day of legalization How Derek is quitting smoking for real I can relate to the teens Dale quit smoking by reading a book because because he's a giant nerd There's a gay male reboot of Golden Girls in the works If you buy us these, we'll wear them on air Derek and Dale didn't vote, but neither did a lot of other people Songs: 'Jon Bong Jovi' by Mom Jeans. (Derek's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Hiding bodies in the woods. Dale invents a jingle for Derek's single life. The far-right and far-left surprisingly do not get along very well! Join The Lost Boys today. Why do people live in Australia? SPF = spider paste (cures) face (cancer)! Why Derek didn't drink milk for two years. We are ruining our children. We explain the UK to Dale. RIP Big Dick Energy. Yep, it's a podcast alright. Talking points: Look at these goddamn idiots Gavin McInnes is a giant angry dipshit Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die It's only a matter of time before you find spider paste next to the healing crystals in health stores Does this look like milk to you? We are ruining our children, part 1 We are ruining our children, part 2 These butthole eyes are crying Songs: 'Randy, I Am The Liquor' by Free Throw (Derek's pick) 'Streetlight' by Dutch Uncles (Dale's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Sexualized Mario characters! Anime body pillows! Supreme Court nominees! All men are trash! Believing women when they say they've been sexually harassed or assaulted is the baseline for basic human decency and you don't deserve a goddamn award for it! The world's best professional sports league welcomes a terrifying new mascot! All this, plus a four-year-old really has to poop, on this week's Outrage Factory! Talking points: Dale should not be allowed to contribute to the agenda Please shower before having sex with your body pillow The Ford/Kavanaugh sexual assault hearings, explained, by people who aren't idiots 'He is absolutely freaking horrifying.' You can't measure grit Songs: 'Phoenix' by Scandroid (Dale's pick) 'For What It's Worth' by Anti-Flag (Derek's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Dale loves clickbait. Communicable diseases are making a comeback in a BIG way. Want to feel old? 9/11 would be graduating highschool this year. We learn why Dale hates books. Why do people eat chestnuts? Ticketmaster is evil, but capitalism is great! A comedian expresses distasteful opinions conveniently at the same time they have a new show coming out! Jimmy Fallon will always suck. The Beatles had some weird masturbatory habits. Bert and Ernie - the degayte continues. Talking points: How Nike lost Steph Curry Measles case confirmed in Vancouver To dogs, humans are elves FUCK TICKETMASTER Norm Macdonald has some bad opinions Oh, THAT'S why they call it 'The White Album' Classic he said/he said Songs: 'Family Reunion' by Graduating Life (Derek's pick) 'Canoe Song' by Mounties (Dale's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Apartment hunting in the Lower Mainland is a circle of hell, spite is the most powerful motivator on earth, conservatives hate black people so much they're lighting their shoes on fire, boycotts are making the world a worse place, CEOs love the GOP, Vancouverites complain about everything again, Dale and Derek share their outdoor pooping experiences. I can't believe this podcast is free! Talking points: Are your dreams crazy enough? The dumb boycott for conservatives The dumb boycott for liberals Why we should be boycotting boycotts Vancouverites gonna Vancouverite We didn't talk about this, but lol Songs: 'How to Kill' by Marc Baker (Dale's pick) Are You High? by FIDLAR (Derek's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Energy drinks are bad for you, but great for podcasts! Instagram is probably not an accurate representation of people's lives! 'Influencer marketing' is widely misunderstood and poorly executed! Dale walks back his love of Jordan Peterson! Louis CK is probably not ready for a redemption tour! Is there such thing as an accidental boob grab? Let's find out! All this and more, on an extra-special episode of your favorite dumb podcast. Talking points: Sign me up for a warehouse full of Listerine This guy literally just figured this out Follow Derek on Instagram Follow Dale on Instagram Jordan Peterson is the world's dumbest smart guy Louis CK: #MeTooSoon The boob grab heard around the world Church: kinda creepy! Songs: 'Daisies' by White Reaper (Derek's pick) 'Rip Cord' by Sweet Valley (Dale's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Derek and Dale get personal. Vancouver, the only city in the world where it's possible to get seasonal depression during summer. John McCain died, and people have opinions. Trump and Mexico team up against evil Canada. Dale teaches us about dairy farming. We share our love of Chinese culture and bizarre Oreo flavors. Alcohol keeps making people do dumb things. Is this landlord racist? And more! Talking points: The mental health effects of the world being on fire John McCain: a decent guy, now that he's dead Trump + Mexico = BFFs 4EVER Chinese people don't have tastebuds Who could have ever guessed that filling people with booze before putting them on a plane would be a bad idea Songs: 'She Swallowed Burning Coals' by El Tigr3 (Dale's choice) 'Island' by Living With Lions (Derek's choice)

#What made the internet angry this week? Statues get removed! Racism gets excused! Dale does research! Another celebrity gets chased off of social media by people who care too much about works of fiction! Grownups play Pokemon! All this and more in this totally free podcast! Talking points: John A. Macdonald statue removed Is John A. Macdonald guilty of war crimes? Ruby Rose quits Twitter Songs: 'Berkley's On Fire' by SWMRS (Derek's choice) 'When You Grow Up, Your Heart Dies' by Gunship (Dale's choice)

#What made the internet angry this week? The first casualty of the INFO WARS is the truth. Alex Jones gets scrubbed from the internet, the SeaTac plane theft, the perfect candidate to play James Bond, and we spend 30 minutes discussing Will Smith movies. Talking points: Alex Jones gets banned SeaTac suicide Will Smith should be James Bond

#What made the internet angry this week? We do our best to explain the batshit insanity that is the QAnon conspiracy theory, an argument in favor of regulating misinformation, a bunch of dumb internet challenges are hurting people with hilarious and tragic consequences, why you don't find porno mags in the woods anymore, Big Condom strikes again, and with Steven Seagal's new diplomatic post we officially cannot get any dumber. Talking points: QAnon, explained QAnon, explained even better The kids are badly burned Stop reusing your condoms Steven Seagal will save U.S./Russia relations Russian trolls are targeting Canada Songs: 'Master' by Gost (Dale's pick) 'Outrage' by The Interrupters (Derek's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Another famous guy got chased off the internet for doing something offensive! You can't call your partner your partner, unless you're gay! Cartoons aren't as sexy as they used to be! People are drawing on horses for heartwarming and/or nefarious reasons! Mayonnaise ice cream! Plastic straw bans are ableist AND sexist! All this and more! Talking points: Dan Harmon made a video that was too offensive for Dan Harmon When is a partner not a partner? She-Ra's redesign is not popular with the kind of people who would care a lot about a She-Ra redesign Painted horses, part 1 Painted horses, part 2 It ISN'T just frozen mayonnaise, that would be weird Something about plastic straw bans, for the hell of it Songs: 'Million Dollars to Kill Me' by Joyce Manor (Derek's pick) 'We've Got It Wrong' by Fashionism (Dale's pick)

In this week's episode, the Spurs literally shipped Kawhi out of the country, the Raptors dump their best player ever, Carmelo secured the bag (but is still TRASH at basketball), and Durant can't stop yelling at 12 year olds on Instagram. Grab some water because we only spit the HOTTEST of takes around these parts. Follow us on twitter @NBA_Untapped and email us at untappedpotentialpod@gmail.com

Jon and Matt are back from vacation! They run through all the NBA news they missed, apparently Kawhi was traded? Then the last ten minutes get really weird really fast. •    Vacation takes•    Kawhi Trade•    Matt and Jon fight about the Spurs again•    KD mad online•    Get @me, Dog (Georges Niang)•    Headlines•    Shout Out and Beefs (LAFC Falcon, Flight vs. Invisibility) Get@me,Dawg tweets-- https://twitter.com/TweetofMattHill/status/1022948635812745217 https://twitter.com/JHillNahMean/status/1022952526092496897  Follow us on the Gram--https://www.instagram.com/thesuperhoopers/Like us on facebook:www.facebook.com/TheSuperHoopers/Rate us on iTunes:itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/super…d1053263719?mt=2Cop some Washed brand gear:www.teepublic.com/user/thesuperhoopers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s podcast we discuss the following topics: Melo’s recent comments about the Thunder KD’s mad online again…. Ranking the Thunder wings Would OKC be the best teams in the East? Chips And so much more Thanks for listening and subscribe on iTunes! Support the people that support Down to Dunk, Anthem Brewing and Oklahoma Shirt Company!

#What made the internet angry this week? Facebook takes the brave and totally comprehensible step of defending Holocaust deniers' feelings, we start a new survivalist cult, and the inevitable downside of cultivating a world where roving mobs of angry people can get anyone fired from their job. Also: Dale and Derek share their problematic tweets! Talking points: Facebook thinks holocaust denying is 'not their problem' Mike Cernovich is an unhinged piece of shit James Gunn fired over offensive tweets Anthony Jeselnik is a national treasure Why We Should All Fear the Righteous Online Mob Song: 'You Can Do Better' by Death Cab for Cutie

#What made the internet angry this week? We decide which book is the ultimate 'white dude owns this but has never read it' book of all time, Elon Musk makes a hard left turn to Bond villain after his advances are rebuffed by a bunch of Thai boys, Dale turns on his hero Jordan Peterson, we sell out to the alt-right, Amazon fails to keep up with demand on the shopping holiday they invented, why retail sucks, a fond farewell to Greyhound, Things That Gave Dale Gout. Talking points: The ultimate 'white dude owns this but has never read it' book Jordan Peterson is a dangerous cult leader Elon Musk is not used to hearing 'no thanks' Elon Musk is a messianic huckster Subprime Day Nothing sadder than a dead Greyhound Songs: 'You Can Count on Me' by Trophy Eyes (Derek's pick) 'Dark Saturday' by Metric (Dale's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Extra-special guest host and friend of the pod Julie Robertson joins us to discuss gender reveal parties, the perfect shitstorm of internet outrage that was the #PlaneBae fiasco, share some Jordan Peterson takes, and explain when it's okay to drown a 16 year old in a vat of fast food soda. Also: all the sensitivity training in the world can't cure Philadelphia. Talking points: 'Plane Bae' and the slow death of whimsy The internet ruins everything, part 2 The internet, redeemed Jordan Peterson, world's smartest man MAGABurger More like Stutterbucks, am I right? Songs: 'The Best' by Tina Turner (Julie's pick) 'Tidal Wave' by Living With Lions (Derek's pick)

In Episode Three of 49th Parahell, I wonder how and why our poisonous and damaging discourse has taken us away from a conversation about child concentration camps and towards an incredibly inane and useless discussion on civility in politics. Then writer and host of The Discourse podcast Brandon Sutton joins the show to talk about the notion of civility and how it fits in, or doesn't, to our modern political framework. I also read some of the messages I received after once again making many people Mad Online.

#What made the internet angry this week? Dale and Derek spend five minutes sampling the best (only?) Scottish contribution to international cuisine, the breakfast place that also serves burgers now serves more burgers, a stern dad goes overboard getting his child to eat brussels sprouts, we reminisce about the good ol' days of child discipline, Chris Hardwick gets exposed, hell hath no fury like a five year old meeting an expensive art exhibit, listeners share their angriest dad moments. Talking points: We ate this Who gives a fuck Father Sentenced For Forcing Daughter To Stay At Table 13 Hours To Eat Brussels Sprouts Chris Hardwick is a piece of shit who has shit for brains when refuting abuse allegations Kid knocks over unsecured $132,000 statue. Now they want his parents to pay Songs: 'Hell' by Clown Core/'Alcohol' by FIDLAR

Ben Carsley and Craig Goldstein render a verdict on listener contention cycle emails (2:00), cover a plethora of minor-league updates regarding Juan Soto (17:00), Austin Riley (22:00), Bubba Thompson (26:30), Jake Burger (27:30), Jason Groome (28:30), Wander Javier (30:00) and Nate Pearson (30:30). Finally, they close out the podcast with another edition of “Maddon or Mad Online” starring David Price (32:00), Ben’s experience with daily fantasy (39:00), the Mets batting out of order (42:30), and the surreal Matt Harvey experience (44:00).

Ben Carsley, Craig Goldstein and Bret Sayre banter about injuries to Xander Bogaerts (1:00), Eugenio Suarez (3:30), Rougned Odor (9:00), Corey Knebel (11:30), prospect news and minor-league assignments for Jahmai Jones (15:00), Michael Chavis (18:00), Keibert Ruiz and Alex Faedo (21:00), Nate Pearson (24:00), Jermaine Palacios (26:00), Austin Beck (30:00), Juan Soto (32:00) and Anthony Alford (34:00), before closing out the show with another edition of Maddon or Mad Online (37:00).

Ben Carsley, Craig Goldstein and Bret Sayre banter about Shohei Ohtani (3:00), Kenley Jansen (7:00), Greg Holland (10:00), Bryce Harper (12:00), Julio Teheran (14:00), play the inaugural edition of “Maddon or Mad Online” featuring Chris Davis leading off, Gabe Kapler being ahead of his time, Brian Dozier’s enforcement of unwritten rules and the Red Sox resting everyday players (19:00), finally close out the podcast by ranting about the “If You Can’t Handle Me At My” meme (37:00).

Andre Drummond continues to boost his All-Star Game candidacy with a historic night in Brooklyn on Wednesday.Host Matt Schoch talks about how good the Pistons center was while he dismantled the Nets and some surprising stats about how his season is going.Schoch also addresses the creeping negativity about Pistons fans surrounding this team. Has the Stan Van Gundy era grown stale?Whatever the reason, fans need to suck it up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andre Drummond continues to boost his All-Star Game candidacy with a historic night in Brooklyn on Wednesday. Host Matt Schoch talks about how good the Pistons center was while he dismantled the Nets and some surprising stats about how his season is going. Schoch also addresses the creeping negativity about Pistons fans surrounding this team. Has the Stan Van Gundy era grown stale? Whatever the reason, fans need to suck it up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been a frustrating year for Orlando City fans. As the double-ponytailed wonder Brek Shea, shocking defending, and poor finishing sank the Lions. We're all a little mad. Let's talk it out.

Welcome to episode SWEET 16 of Thought Cops. This week we're joined by Deputy Ron from Big Sword Panel. We talk about anime conventions, missed connections, and the most effective ways to piss people off. Number 12 will shock you. We also have Secret Undercover Agent Robert calling in to give us the scoop on Tim Allen's tragically canceled sitcom, Last Man Standing. Cue joke about Obamacare. Cue overly zealous laugh track. We've got superheroes on the brain this week, because that's the only type of movie that exists anymore. Great power, great responsibility, etc. Whatever. Even the Thought Cops movie is basically a superhero movie, but we have the decency to not force you to sit through another fucking origin story. Whether it's exclusive movie screenings that you have to be part of a “secret club” or gender to get into, or IRL family deaths causing massive outrage online, we're there to crack the case wide open like it's a reporter's reading glasses. Meanwhile, Gamer-Americans across the country express outrage at the new scenario presented in the latest addition to the Far Cry gaming franchise, Far Cry 5, Codename: White Genocide. Imagine if there was a game where someone gave you a gun, and just said “shoot,” except it happened here! In this very country! Probably nothing. We go over it at length this episode anyway. It's not all fun and games though, as people are Mad Online™ about shit that's happening here in the real world, like Richard Spencer being kicked out of a gym for being white. Oh and also a supremacist. Someone sound the lunk alarm, because between this and politicians dropping reporters on the ground, it's created a very intimidating environment for me to work out in. The stakes have never been higher, but have no fear because the Thought Cops are on the case.

This week on Zero Blog Thirty, Chaps loses his damn mind and becomes Mad Online. He's upset. They talk about Director Comey getting fired, certain Marines not having to go through boot camp, and then Nate Boyer comes on and things calm down. Nate talks about his life in the Army and his journey from a walk-on at the University of Texas and then again to the NFL. An incredible story by an incredible man. Again... Chaps was mad.

This week, the Boys discuss their recent conference adventures and Etienne gets Mad Online about political scientists and C-51. We host an out-of-town guest for an interview to talk about how Canadian democracy is doing. Lot of thanks to go around this week: thanks to Upstream (@UpstreamAction) for the press pass (!) to the Closing the Gap conference, thanks to Jane Hilderman and Samara (@SamaraCda) for their time, and thanks to Loonie Politics (@LooniePolitics) for featuring us on their website.

This week, the Boys are back in town with that classic no-guest Etienne/Laurent format you've been craving. We talk the mechanics of releasing a budget, and how Brad Wall is bad, among other things. Laurent gets very French and Mad Online. Note: Wow, we really could not have been more wrong about when Quebec's Legislative Assembly changed its name to the National Assembly! Turns out, it was done under Union Nationale premier Jean-Jacques Bertrand in 1968, at the same time as the abolition of Quebec's upper chamber.

In Episode 103, Sean Woodley reacts to a blow out at the hands of the Thunder by scrolling through twitter for the most scalding takes he can uncover. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we take a look at some of the trends and tropes in social media in the book world, from writers, agents, editors, and publishing houses. Why can't anyone on writer Twitter make a good joke? Are hashtags like #ownvoices mostly used for shallow virtue signalling and brand building? We debate this stuff and more. We also respond to the op ed from Milo's agent in Publisher's Weekly. This bit is especially funny in hindsight, since Simon & Schuster cancelled the book about half an hour after we finished recording. Owned.

Matt and Colton are back to vent about how #mad #online they were after Ohio State's 24-21 loss at Penn State. They discuss why their hatred of the Nittany Lions added to the disappointment, but not being surprised by the loss. They then preview the Northwestern game, and why they think Buckeyes will roll. Finally, the podcast goes off the rails with World Series talk, and the magnificence of Matt's wife hijacking his Twitter account. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Matt and Colton are back to vent about how #mad #online they were after Ohio State's 24-21 loss at Penn State. They discuss why their hatred of the Nittany Lions added to the disappointment, but not being surprised by the loss. They then preview the Northwestern game, and why they think Buckeyes will roll. Finally, the podcast goes off the rails with World Series talk, and the magnificence of Matt's wife hijacking his Twitter account. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the week before the first official episode of Print Run, Laura and Erik discuss James Patterson's cancelled novel "The Murder of Stephen King," how Patterson has been Mad Online for six years and counting, and the many benefits of putting a fictional hit out on your literary rivals.