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Lesley Logan and Brad Crowell unpack the biggest takeaways from mindset coach Brad Bizjack, diving into what it really takes to create change that lasts. They reveal why perfectionism often hides behind the need for certainty, and how emotional leverage—not time—sparks transformation. Through real talk, personal stories, and practical takeaways, they show how knowing your “why” makes the “how” reveal itself. If you have any questions about this episode or want to get some of the resources we mentioned, head over to LesleyLogan.co/podcast https://lesleylogan.co/podcast/. If you have any comments or questions about the Be It pod shoot us a message at beit@lesleylogan.co mailto:beit@lesleylogan.co. And as always, if you're enjoying the show please share it with someone who you think would enjoy it as well. It is your continued support that will help us continue to help others. Thank you so much! Never miss another show by subscribing at LesleyLogan.co/subscribe https://lesleylogan.co/podcast/#follow-subscribe-free.In this episode you will learn about:How “certainty” disguises itself as perfectionism and quietly fuels procrastination.The real reason small, safe actions keep you from meaningful progress.What crossing the “line of lasting change” actually looks like in real life.Why unreasonable dreams push you to take bolder, smarter action.How doubt, pain, and vision each spark identity-level transformation.Episode References/Links:Winter Tour - https://opc.me/tourCambodia Retreat Waitlist - https://lesleylogan.co/retreatsPilates Journal Expo - https://xxll.co/pilatesjournalContrology Pilates Conference in Poland - https://xxll.co/polandContrology Pilates Conference in Brussels - https://xxll.co/brusselsSubmit your wins or questions - https://beitpod.com/questionsBrad Bizjack's Success Accelerator - https://beitpod.com/successThe Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid - https://a.co/d/4LmmMXAThe Empyrean Series by Rebecca Yarros - https://a.co/d/b1VxT1NLove Yourself Like Your Life Depends On It by Kamal Ravikant - https://a.co/d/e1J9w2YTiny Habits by BJ Fogg, PhD - https://a.co/d/4Ov1GNXWomen Waking Up by Wendy Valentine - https://a.co/d/08CWFHoMissionary Position by Celeste Holbrook - https://a.co/d/gXQBKeeThe Cycle of Galand by Edward W Robertson - https://a.co/d/94ZvPV4 If you enjoyed this episode, make sure and give us a five star rating and leave us a review on iTunes, Podcast Addict, Podchaser or Castbox. https://lovethepodcast.com/BITYSIDEALS! 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It actually happens in an instant when you have the leverage to create that change. For example, people in painful relationships who know they should take different action, but they don't, until something happens and all of a sudden the lever is actually pulled, right?Lesley Logan 0:18  Welcome to the Be It Till You See It podcast where we talk about taking messy action, knowing that perfect is boring. I'm Lesley Logan, Pilates instructor and fitness business coach. I've trained thousands of people around the world and the number one thing I see stopping people from achieving anything is self-doubt. My friends, action brings clarity and it's the antidote to fear. Each week, my guest will bring bold, executable, intrinsic and targeted steps that you can use to put yourself first and Be It Till You See It. It's a practice, not a perfect. Let's get started. Lesley Logan 1:01  Welcome back to the Be It Till You See It interview recap where my co-host in life, Brad, and I are going to dig into the compelling convo I had with another Brad. This is Brad Bizjack in our last episode. If you haven't yet listened to that one, you did not get your life spiced up. You did not get extra dose of energy. You, you you need to, you have to go back. Brad Crowell 1:21  You're officially missing out. Lesley Logan 1:22  So you'll listen to us talk about him, and then go listen to that one. But you can't skip that one.Brad Crowell 1:27  Cannot skip it. It's a great interview, a great episode. Brad Bizjack is, he is, is very educated on emotional maturity.Lesley Logan 1:38  I think that's a good way of discussing it, yeah. Brad Crowell 1:40  And he, he explains in his programs, which Lesley and I have been students of, how we have connected the dots on things in a way that puts undue pressure on ourselves, right? So like success or security or all these amazing things that like we want and need and desire. But then, what is the like if we haven't laid it out properly, we end up feeling scared or afraid, or like a lot of pressure and all this kind of stuff. And that's why this his conversation was very compelling, because he also uses amazing. Lesley Logan 2:20  Acronyms. No, examples. Brad Crowell 2:23  Yeah examples and quips like short statements that are very thought-provoking. Loved it. Fantastic.Lesley Logan 2:31  No notes. Brad Crowell 2:32  Yeah, yeah, yeah.Lesley Logan 2:34  Well, we're gonna get into that in a second. But first Today is October 16th, National Spirit Day. Spirit Day is an annual observance that takes place on the third Thursday in October, and that's on October 16th this year. This day aims to create awareness for the bullying harassment that the LGBTQ community faces. Millions of people worldwide, identified as queer, and many more are yet to publicly declare their status. Such a large community, people shouldn't be alienated or marginalized just because of theire sexual orientation. But the reality, sadly, is that they are. All over the world, LGBTQ youth suffer harassment because of their identity. There is also a need for transgender individuals to have more protected rights. And so, you know, taking some time today to just see what's going on in your community and how you can support. I would even look up the people who are wanting if you're especially if you in a country where you can vote, look who's saying terrible things about these people and don't vote for them, period. Because here is the deal, it's not going to stop with them. It won't stop with them. If they take away all the rights of LGBTQ, where you live, they're not going to be like now we have the power we want, no, they'll come for someone, next. Brad Crowell 3:43  But it didn't start with them. That's the thing. And I think, I think that's the it's a misnomer that like, oh, wow, they're a huge problem. No, they're only a huge problem because they're the current topic of conversation, and they're and the problem is, is being well, it's being created in a way that it's not real. Right? So they're making it a problem. They're they're pretending that it's a problem because they need somebody to to alienate,Lesley Logan 4:07  Yeah, someone ha,s to be the thing that we all fear. And look, the word homosexual was not in the Bible till 1946, interesting, because I thought that was a work of of words that's been around for thouosands of years, right? So it was put in there to make you scared, to make you conform. And then in the 80s, they used the AIDS epidemic to get you scared and afraid of people and not even wanting to hug people. And now they want to make us all worried about the fucking sports. No one gave a rat's ass about women's sports and tell trans and there's like, 10 people in the NCAA sports that are trans. And when you there was a swimmer who was asked, like, are you worried about trans women in sports? She's just like, no, I'm worried about Republicans becoming Nazis. And I loved that quip. I loved it, because the reality is, is that, like, they're trying every. All of this is to scare you that there's someone different than you that is trying to take something away from you. And the reality is, is that, like bullying is rampant amongst everything. There is, I get bullying of I don't look this enough. I look too much of this. There's, everyone has it. But the reality is, is that there's a community that's getting it more right now, and it is dangerous. It's dangerous because we know that bullying costs lives. People, especially youth, will take their own lives and so it's.Brad Crowell 5:31  Dangerous on multiple levels. It's dangerous if there's an immediate danger, right? And that immediate danger is for people who are in the community that is being targeted. And currently what we're talking about is the LGBTQ community, but there's the, there's, that's the immediate danger, and then the long term danger is societally, right, because they aren't gonna, you know, somehow, like, it's not gonna stop with this community. When, when, when something, when, when the the public perception is finally, like, actually, we don't agree with you. Okay, then they're like, oh well, there's another community we need to be worried about, and they're just going to shift over to another community. They've done it. They've done it over and over and over and over. Lesley Logan 6:10  Yeah, they always do. It was the witches before this, which was just another word for women. And so my I bring, not to bring you all down, because we're gonna bring you back up again in just a second. But like, you have agency here. You can call your congress person. You can make sure that the school is do is taking action. You can also educate yourself, in case you have family members who are upset about it. Like there are ways to actually being in curiosity and ask the right questions that help them understand, you know, what is, to find out what are they afraid of? What are they so afraid of? And then we have to just also start loving more, because the other thing is, is that we just start getting mad at homophobic people, and that puts hate in our heart, and it doesn't make us any better than them. And so anyways, go observe Spirit Day. I love it. Brad Crowell 7:03  Yeah. Lesley Logan 7:04  Okay, we've announced the OPC tour, opc.me/tour so you can see all the dates. I would list all the cities off for you, but I don't have them today, while we're recording this. So they're up now, though they've been up for a couple of weeks, and you want to grab your spot. If you have any questions, let us know. But all workshops and workouts are for any lover of Pilates, new to very experienced and there are CECs, Balance Body is our sponsor. We are so, so excited about it. We're getting closer to you needing to be on that waitlist for Cambodia, because in January, you're gonna get the email that says, hey, hey, you want to get a discount on this? You're the only person who gets it if you're on the waitlist. We're in Cambodia right now.Brad Crowell 7:42  Yeah, actually, literally, Lesley and I are currently in Cambodia hosting a second retreat this year. Next year, we will only be having one retreat to Cambodia, and it will be in the fall, in October of next year, right? So if you want to be one of the group of people that can come, because it is limited, you got to be on the waitlist. Go to lesleylogan.co/retreats, that's plural, to get yourself on the wait list, you can find out all more more information on crowsnestretreats.com. But we will be making an announcement here soon, in January, about the early bird special. So prepare, stay prepared for that. Lesley Logan 8:17  Even if you hear it here, you still have to have the link in the email. So get on the waitlist. In a couple days, we're going to be in Singapore teaching a private event, and finally, seeing the Botanical Gardens. We're so, so excited about it. Brad Crowell 8:29  I'm so fired up about that. Lesley Logan 8:30  We've seen them from, like, a high up view, but we haven't actually been in them. And then, of course, we'll be on our winter tour. So that'll be five weeks long, almost like five weeks long, and then we come home for to unpack, and then we go to Huntington Beach to the Pilates Journal Expo, xxll.co/pilatesjournal, we'll get you links. We'll get you linked to the tickets.Brad Crowell 8:52  Yeah, go to xxll.co/pilatesjournal. Lesley Logan 8:55  There's a ton of people who are going to be there. I'm really excited about it. It's going to be like a reunion for me and some of these friends. So I can't wait, so you should come. And then in March, we're doing the Poland Controlology Pilates Conference. So Karen Frischmann and I are back in Wroclaw. Sorry, my Polish peeps, if I said that wrong, people try to teach you (inaudible) which is not it. It is not even close, I was like, but it's easier to say, it's like, well, that's not the name of your town. So we'll be there teaching a conference together, and then from there.Brad Crowell 9:23  So go to xxll.co/poland yeah.Lesley Logan 9:28  And then Karen, Brad and I are gonna like to-to-to through Europe until the following weekend. We'll be in Brussels. xxll.co/brussels.Brad Crowell 9:37  What do you think weigh in here, should we be saying xxll.co or should we be saying double X, double l dot co? What do you like? Think. Double X, double L? Double x, double l dot co. Lesley Logan 9:47  No, that's too hard. Brad Crowell 9:49  Double X double L. Lesley Logan 9:49  Because people might actually type in double.Brad Crowell 9:53  They might. Lesley Logan 9:53  They, our listeners would. Brad Crowell 9:55  But I, IKYKY. Lesley Logan 9:58  Yeah, but people say that. No one says. Brad Crowell 10:01  Double x, double l dot co. I'm making it a thing. Lesley Logan 10:04  No, xxll.co/brussels.Lesley Logan 10:07  I let you make OPC a thing. No, this is xxll.co or it should be xxll.co, maybe not saying the C-O, because the problem is, it just sounds like too many letters, and then I get overwhelmed. So at any rate, it's also in the show notes, you can just click it, Brussels. These are both in March, and then in April, we'll be at P.O.T. in London. Brad Crowell 10:27  Looking forward to that. Lesley Logan 10:28  Alright, we had an incredible question that was really fun, and, like, got us all chatting in the studio in between classes. Brad, so I thought I would bring the attendees from Essex question, because I just thought, let's talk about this.Brad Crowell 10:42  That's so fun. Okay, the question was, what non-Pilates books do you read? Lesley Logan 10:48  A lot. Brad Crowell 10:49  Okay. Lesley Logan 10:49  I don't read very many Pilates books anymore. I mean, there's only a couple good ones. So, okay.Brad Crowell 10:54  So let's talk about it. Do you prefer a specific type of genre of non-Pilates books? Lesley Logan 11:00  I love a good popcorn book. You know, a popcorn for your brain book. That's how my friend Sue and I talk about, like. Brad Crowell 11:04  What does that mean? Just like. Lesley Logan 11:05  You read the book and you get lost and like, it is not going to change the world. It's definitely not going to change your life. You can almost consume the book in like, two or three days. It's, it doesn't make, change your intelligence in any way. But it's like, it's like a little popcorn for your brain. The books are like, that would signify that as, like, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo, that author, so good, that book, I read it in two days. I was like, I never have time to read. Right in two days, I have fucking plenty of time to read if I like the book. I don't. So I like that kind of genre, like a rom-com type book is like my go to but you and I are really into the Empyrean series. And I. Brad Crowell 11:45  We sure are. Lesley Logan 11:45  So I post. So I shared with this group. I said, oh, I'm deep in the Imperium series, because it's, like, a great way to, like, get lost in something. And the girls were like, The Fourth Wing, and I'm like, Yeah, I'm in. And they were like, okay, I've heard it's really good. So it's only making its way to the U.K. right now. At any rate. Brad Crowell 12:03  The Empyrean. E-M-P-Y-R-E-A-NLesley Logan 12:05  Yeah, so, Rebecca Sorrows. Brad Crowell 12:07  And yeah, no. Yarros. Rebecca Yarros, yeah.Lesley Logan 12:12  But I get this, so Yasmeen, she posted a picture and tagged me with The Fourth Wing and Tiny Habits. And she said, my recommended reading and I was like, never has anyone ever put those two books in the same like Recommended Reading section, for sure. So I shared it, and someone else was like, oh, are you reading that series? I said, Oh, I definitely am, and I recommend it all the time. And I got a recommendation for another series that's really good. So I haven't read it yet, so I can't tell you about it, but it's really quite fun to see how many people are in the (inaudible) people are into it. It's very, very good, look, it's, it's, it's gonna be it's like, what is it like, called? Romantic fantasy or it's like, what's the genre? Because it's fantasy, but it's not, if you don't read it with your kids, so it's got to have, like, another letter, another word. So while he's looking that up, I.Brad Crowell 13:03  They call it new adult fantasy romance or military fantasy.Lesley Logan 13:07  That's, no, that's, I would call it adult fantasy. That's what I would put it under. And it's great. I really, really like it. It's from a female, like, hero perspective. Brad Crowell 13:17  Oh, they call it romantasy. Lesley Logan 13:19  Romantasy. That's a better, that's good, that's romantasy. I also, other books that I recommend that are non-Pilates, Love Yourself Like Your Life Depends On It, obviously said Tiny Habits, The Big Leap you're never getting out of that one that was a must read every year. And I, I think we have some authors who had some books come out. Wendy Valentine had a book come out, The Midlife something. And Dr. Celeste had her book come out on like, Missionary Position. So I would say, like, if I've had an author on the pod with a book, I've probably read their book. Or if their book's not out yet, I read it afterwards. And I love those people so much, of course, I'm gonna love their book. But I also recommend, if you're always reading business books, you got to get into the romantic, fantasy. Romantasy. Brad Crowell 14:00  Romantasy. Lesley Logan 14:01  You do you got to get lost in something. Life is too serious. So anyways, those are my non-Pilates books that I can recommend to you right now. Brad Crowell 14:09  Okay, I have gotten into a new author recently. His name is Edward W Robertson. Lesley Logan 14:16  Why does he need a W? His last name is so long. Brad Crowell 14:21  He has written 73 books. Lesley Logan 14:23  There's 73 books in the series? Brad Crowell 14:25  There are, no, he's written multiple series about different things, but I have read 14 books of his so far. Oh, there's a whole nother one. No, I've read 17 books of his. So I've read the Cycles. He's got three Cycles, Cycles of Galland, Arawn and Scour, and basically they are perfectly in line with the other books I've talked about over the years on this pod. They are definitely a fantasy. Lesley Logan 14:48  Like Wheel of Time. Brad Crowell 14:50  Right. That's Robert Jordan, and there's another author I'm a big fan of, Michael, Michael J, What's his last name? Sullivan. Michael J. Sullivan. But this is Edward W Robertson. And what I what I really enjoyed about this was he's also created his own, you know, dynamic duo of these, you know, unlikely heroes, their kids in the in this, they start off in their late teens, and they, you know, end up becoming major players on the world stage over the, you know, length of these 10 books in the one series. The one cycle series is kind of the precursor to it. Another one is a double precursor to it. So he started off. Lesley Logan 15:27  I'm going to tell you, you overwhelm people when you said 14 books (inaudible). Brad Crowell 15:31  Sorry, just listen to them. It doesn't matter. There, it's not even about that. It's not about finishing them. There's just something really enjoyable about them. I think, I think it went through them in like, six or eight months, because they're, they're shorter than the the Wheel of Time stuff, you know? Lesley Logan 15:46  Well, there you go. And so there are your books. You guys get lost in a book, I promise you. It's it makes. Brad Crowell 15:51  You're gonna love it. Lesley Logan 15:52  It's so much more fun. You like different person on the other side. Okay. And also, if you don't want to spend money on it, go to your public library and get a library card. You can actually get audio books and iPad books through your local library. Okay?Brad Crowell 16:07  Yes, you can. If you have any questions for us, you should text them to us. Text them at 310-905-5534, or you can send them in through beitpod.com/questions beitpod.com/questions or you can leave a win or a question and who knows they might end up on the pod.Lesley Logan 16:23  We need some wins.I want to share them on the pod. Okay, let's talk about Brad Bizjack.Brad Crowell 16:29  Well, stick around. We'll be right back. We're going to talk about Brad Bizjack, and we're going to be reinvigorated by his enthusiasm for life. The guy is just amazing. So can't wait. Stick around. Brad Crowell 16:42  Welcome back. Let's talk about Brad Bizjack. Brad is a personal development expert and coach who helps people rewire limiting beliefs, toxic thought patterns and emotional blocks that have been holding them back from success and the fulfillment that they deserve. After starting his career buried in $92,000 worth of debt and struggling for years to get his business off the ground, Brad discovered the power of shifting identity and mindset. Today, he has built a multimillion dollar business served over 70,000 people worldwide, and teaches others how to break free from perfectionism, procrastination and fear so they can step fully into their potential. And I gotta say, there's nothing more be it than the things that he's teaching. It's amazing when you dig in. And Lesley and I have been we've gone through two of his programs. Lesley Logan 17:32  Yeah, he's got a program starting next week, so.Brad Crowell 17:34  Yeah, literally next week. And it's free. Lesley Logan 17:37  It's free. Brad Crowell 17:37  Yeah, you should totally do his free program. Lesley Logan 17:39  Five days. Brad Crowell 17:40  We started there.Lesley Logan 17:41  And also it's like, it happens in the morning for us. So obviously, in the you know, if you're not in Pacific, it's not early morning, it's gonna be some other time. But it was really nice to start in the morning. We go for a dog walk, and just be like, lit up on this dog walk. And you're like, yeah, I'm ready. And I, anything you say, like, oh, I can't do I don't know, or I got this, I can't do it. I'm stuck. I won't know how to do it. Well, he really kind of, like, breaks down, like, some of these stories we tell ourselves, and one of the things he says is, like, when you know what you want and why you want it, the how reveals itself. When you know what you want and why you want it, the how reveals itself. And. Brad Crowell 18:18  Yeah, because it, because, I think that's. Lesley Logan 18:20  I think most people don't know why. Brad Crowell 18:22  Yeah, but I think the easiest thing for people to get stuck on is, how am I going to do that? I might as well not even try.Lesley Logan 18:28  Right. Because, but also, I think they, they know one of the two, but not both, like they know why they want to do something, or they know what they want to do, but they don't know both and their why is so superficial? Well, because I want to make money. And it's like, okay, well, why do you want to make money? Like, you gotta, like, why do you want to do it? Like, I told the story in the U.K. about, like, why I love to teach Pilates, you know? Like, what my mission is. Why is my mission this? And then Linda was like, can you repeat that? And it was like, really cute. It was a long story, but the whole thing is, like, I'm so passionate about what that is. It makes it the h does reveal itself, because opportunities come up or like, people say, say something, and you're like, wait a minute, that is an entirely different industry. But I could do it like the how reveals our tours happen because we knew what we wanted to do. We knew why we wanted to do it. And then this person over here is like, I want to go on a book tour. I'm like, how can we go on a book tour? Right? So, like, I really, really love that. And then we talked about, like, he believes we get so caught up in seeking the how, but struggle to take action. And so it's just procrastination in disguise. And then he said this occurs because of overvaluing certainty. And man.Brad Crowell 19:41  This is like, this was like a mic drop, you know, the overvaluing of certainty. You know what that is, that's actually like, we think that having certainty is going to help us move forward, but when we, before, we get to the place where we feel certain, we get stuck.Lesley Logan 20:02  Or we, he said, like, we take little actions because we're very certain we can do those little things, but we don't take the big actions because we don't know what's going to happen with those. We don't know how that's going to play out or what the outcome will be. So we're like, oh, I'm just going to keep checking the box, checked my email, responded to these people, post it on social, but we're not, no one's actually like, okay, I'm gonna do a class. I'm gonna do pilates and (inaudible) like, because, like, no one comes. Like, I need to make sure everyone's gonna be there. Everything is certain. And oh my god, when we study with him, we did this five day series that you can do next week. We did a couple years ago. And when he told me about certainty and perfectionism. I fucking was like, I felt so called out. I was like, oh my god, this is my problem. I was like, recovering perfectionist. But then I like, let certainty in there. And certainty is just perfectionism, guys. So anyways, I have I really love this man so much. And he said we base our worth on external success, leading to a feeling of burnout, or that nothing feels like enough. And I think this happens a lot. In fact, on an OPC call today, one of the girls who's going through a teacher training so that she feels like burnt out on Pilates, and, you know, she's doing this thing, and we were talking about how like, because when you're in a training program, there's a lot of corrections, like the teachers are correcting you a lot because they want you to know all the things. They don't want you going off thinking you're perfect at it. They want you to know how to do it. You know, you thinking you'd have all these cues. And really it's all this external success, like, okay, when I look like the 100 I have made it, versus this internalization of like the Pilates practice, like the focus in a teacher training is so external. What does the exercise look like? Can you do it well that you end up feeling burnt out and like nothing's ever enough, like you're not good enough to do this. And so I just this, just happened an hour before we hit the record on this. And I feel this so so much, because we're, like, waiting for someone to validate who we are and what we're doing, instead of ourselves, like an internal version of, like, what success is. I love this.Brad Crowell 22:11  So, just so that y'all know, we actually have an invitation for you to join Brad's program, the five day program for free, that's called the Success Accelerator, and it starts in just a few days.Lesley Logan 22:21  It's on the 20th, so it's, this is Thursday. It's gonna start on Monday.Brad Crowell 22:26  The link's in the show notes, but you can go to beitpod.com/success, and like I said, it's free. Lesley and I did this program, and it was really, really impactful for us.Lesley Logan 22:36  Well, what did you like that he said? Brad Crowell 22:38  Yeah. So, Brad said, I just, I love that you had to clarify Brad husband versus Brad Bizjack on the call, I was laughing. Lesley Logan 22:49  I know, because I think I told a story, and I was like, my Brad husband. Brad Crowell 22:52  Yeah, yeah. Brad said, hey, change does not take a long time to do. It actually happens in an instant when you have the leverage to create that change, for example, people in painful relationships who know they should take different action, but they don't, until something happens and all of a sudden the lever is actually pulled, right? That leverage comes from changing at a higher, more fundamental level than just behaviors or capabilities, you can you can say when you have to change, when you are forced to change, right? And I think it's interesting, that's actually where lasting change comes above the line of lasting change. I don't know why. Like, I don't basically.Lesley Logan 23:39  Oh, it's because, like, people often, like, change, and they do a little thing and they go back. They like as, like, if there's a line, and, like, you got to cross the line, and people think, oh, it's gonna take forever to make this change. Like, it's gonna take forever to create a habit. And so they think it's gonna take forever to create a habit, and they do it for two days, and they end up on the other side of not having the habit. And then they have a couple days of habit, and it's actually like no, if you know who you what you want, why you want it, and you make the decision to change, you can actually change it, because it's an emotional thing in your brain that does this.Brad Crowell 24:10  Yeah, I, I've personally experienced this kind of requirement for change. This must change or bad things will happen when it came to smoking cigarettes, and everyone talks about how addicting, you know nicotine is, and they're not wrong, because unless you absolutely have to change, you probably won't, because it is addicting and it will pull you back in but I was singing and I was in a band, and I was smoking cigarettes, and I remember being on stage coughing into the mic because I couldn't sing my own songs that I had written. And it became immediately clear that day I have to choose, do I want to keep smoking, or do I want to keep singing? And that was, like, so easy to decide, because I was like, well, I love singing. I love being in a band. So therefore, goodbye smoking, you're gone, and that was it. That was like, the moment of, I must, I made it above the line of lasting change, and, and, and also, too, you know, sure, did I still have these moments of like, you know, like, like, habit of like, when I used to, you know, where I would be smoking on the card, right into the opposite, whatever, you know where it was. It was just a regular, consistent thing, and I was missing that, yes, but because it was like an easy thing to know I I actually want to sing. I want to sing more than I want to smoke in those moments of trial, it was still easy for me to fall back on the decision I had made, because it was an emotional decision. I was terrified of the idea that I wouldn't be able to perform, you know. So, you know, there, there is like this moment of have to do that will bring about that change, you know. So yeah.Lesley Logan 25:52  And I think that goes back to like you knew what you wanted and why you wanted it, and that made it, the how easier.Brad Crowell 25:57  I knew what and I knew why and then so the how involved not smoking, and that is what made it easy to do, yeah, that's a great, great callback there. I love that. So yeah, we love a callback. Yeah, that was impactful for me. And these are the kinds of things that Brad addresses, you know, on the five days. So, you know, definitely go check that out.Lesley Logan 26:18  I just think that like if you are, if you were lit up at all by his episode, why not? It's free. There's no replays like, why wouldn't even if you watch one day of his stuff, next week, you're going to learn something about yourself that's going to change your life. I still think about like the things that we learned in those five days, even if we didn't pay for the program, like, I still like, like, I was forced to, like, level up in a way, like I was, like, it was great. Brad Crowell 26:48  Yeah, yeah, the Success Accelerator. And then we went on to do another program of his called Rewired After, but the Success Accelerator was absolutely worth it, and yeah.Lesley Logan 26:59  Especially if you just, like, are going if you just have a hard time not talking yourself down, you need someone in your ear who talks you up. You just do. Anyways, we got to get into the Be It Action Items. Brad Crowell 27:09  Yeah, okay, stick around. We'll be right back. We're gonna dig into these epic Be It Action Items from Brad Bizjack, we'll be right back. Brad Crowell 27:16  All right, finally, let's talk about those Be It Action Items. What bold, executable, intrinsic or targeted action items can we take away from your convo with Brad Bizjack, I'm going to jump in first here. He said he shared three primary ways to shift any belief pattern, and these are the things where I was talking about the have to do. So it was really interesting. He said you can introduce the idea of doubt, you can introduce pain, or you can introduce vision, right? And I think that vision is probably the easiest to talk about, right? That's the one that we. Lesley Logan 27:48  It feels more positive. Brad Crowell 27:49  It does feel more positive, you know. But doubt is something that will challenge a worldview, right? You know, when you have doubt, or when doubt is introduced, it really does start to make you analytical, analyze the thing that you might be doubting. You know, whether that is the way you were raised, or we've always done it this way, or this is the quote-unquote, right way to do it, or the right thing to do. You know, maybe there are other things that you know that that cause doubt. He suggested looking for evidence that challenges those beliefs. For example, if you think money is super hard to make, you can ask yourself the question, but is is that true for everyone? Some people have the the golden touch, as it were, right? We've all heard that, that expression, well, if money isn't hard to make for them, why? How come it's easy for them, but difficult for me, quote-unquote, difficult for me, right? Maybe that's the story I'm telling myself. Right? So how do we change that belief since we have evidence that it's that other people have been able to do it. So that's an interesting idea of introducing the concept of doubt. Two, pain. He said if you can see the consequences of what happens if you don't change and actually live those consequences in your mind, you will start to change. This was my lived experience. Pain, right? I did not want the pain of not being able to perform, not being able to sing, and I could see a life that I did not want if I kept going down the path that I was going out when it came to cigarettes, right? He used the Christmas carol story as an example for this. Scrooge didn't want to make unbearable pain. Didn't want to make change until unbearable pain was linked to staying the same, right? That's the Christmas story. Vision, finally, explain that the your beliefs shift when we create a vision that is vivid enough to excite us into new action, right? So, so like this is where a dream board can come into play, or, you know, vision casting, or you know, reflection, or taking a moment of to yourself, to, you know, to dwell on what the future could look like for you. You know that that can be motivating enough to create lasting change, to put you above that line of change. He said when we can be compelled by a beautiful vision of the future, it gives us a reason to overcome procrastination, or whatever it is that's holding us back, right? So I love that. I thought that was actually, I mean, these are the kinds of things that he just blows by, and why we wanted to talk about him again, because I listened to it, and I was like, whoa. That was, that was a lot right there. That was probably like, you know, he probably studied for like, six to 12 months to be able to concisely say that in two sentences and three sentences, and you were like, there's so much in there, we kind of have to break this down. This when you're when you listen back to the pod, there's so many snippets like that where you're like, whoa, that was profound. Whoa, that was deep. Whoa, that was really worth listening to twice. What about you, though? What was one of your biggest takeaways?Lesley Logan 30:40  So you have to be compelled by a beautiful vision of the future. You really do have to take that's why I like to do our retreats. I like to do some breath work, and like actually think about a year from now. But you need a beautiful vision of the future, because that's so compelling. And he also said, you otherwise will default to focusing on the past and the present. And people do this a lot.Brad Crowell 31:00  Sure.Lesley Logan 31:01  And it's why you're not actually seeing change, because the past and the present don't like that's that's done, and if you keep repeating it, you just get to keep repeating them. But it often becomes more painful because you didn't like, you liked part of it, or we didn't like it at all, and like now here you're feeling a little stuck. He also his bold advice is to have unreasonable dreams, unreasonable, unreasonable, and I do. It's really hard for my brain to do unreasonable dreams. It's extremely hard. But also, like it does force you to think about how you're going to achieve that in a different way, because it's so easy to go back to we talked about that itty bitty stuff, and like thinking it's gonna make a big difference, when really it's just keeping you the same. You kind of have to have an unreasonable dream, because it helps you take bigger action. And then he said taking full responsibility for making that happen. And that, taking full responsibility for making that happen. Lesley Logan 31:54  Wait, say that one more time. Lesley Logan 31:56  Taking full responsibility for making that happen. Whenever I do my schedule workshop or my habits workshop, the amount of people that are responsible for the reason why someone can't go for a walk in the morning. Brad Crowell 32:09  Oh, you mean the amount of excuses slash other people are the problem. Lesley Logan 32:14  Other people are. Brad Crowell 32:14  Not, not the person who's. Lesley Logan 32:16  Yeah, not the person who like has allowed people to take advantage of them, or they've been doing too much for other people, or they simply just didn't have, like, the vision in place to take the it's okay, it's okay to have gone like, oh, my god, I never realized I wanted to do that. And I have been making time for that, like, it's okay. You didn't. You know when you know better, you do better. So now you just got to take full responsibility for making that happen.Brad Crowell 32:39  Yeah, I love that I love the this is, this is step three, or the third, you know, way to create change, you know, with the vision casting, you know. And I think it's scary to dream big in that way, to have an unreasonable dream, it can be really scary because, you know, you I, I, this is part of my story on our business why we you know. When you don't, when you don't dream big, what you're actually doing is you're, you're giving yourself an out to fail and be satisfied with the results of the fail, and that's where I think the problem is. I think it's important to fail. You must fail, right. But we associate failure with mediocrity and pain, right? Instead of learning knowledge and a step further along the path towards success. When we associate failure with pain and mediocrity. It's easier not to have a vision for the future, because then you can't experience that quote-unquote, pain, right? And I know I did this because I would leave myself an out and say things like, it'll be nice if that ever happened for us, you know. But, but the but then it's like, you know, I would love for that to happen for us, but there's an inherent comma. But if it doesn't, I guess it's okay. I guess it was meant to be that this, it wasn't in the cards, whatever, whatever it is the, you know, the phrase that we want to insert there. And the reality is, it's not until you go, but even when, even if it doesn't happen tomorrow, or if it doesn't, you know, the failure will that will happen along this path I'm going to consider, I'm going to persist until I get to that place, you know.Lesley Logan 34:31  Yeah, well, I here's the thing. I think a lot of people weren't given the opportunity to fail. That's not the world that most of us went to school under. You had to pass, and if you didn't pass, you were, like, it was not okay. So like, I think if you are having a hard time being having an unreasonable goal or failing, then you must go to beitpod.com/success because you are going to hear that even Brad hasn't hit a single goal in six months or six years, I think, six years, six years, he hasn't had a single goal, maybe it's eight now at this point, since we met like and it's not because he hasn't tried hard or had great success. It's because he sets unreasonable goals for himself to make himself work harder than last time, and then they like reflect upon what they like, why they maybe didn't hit those goals, but like what they did do. And it's just really, really cool. So beitpod.com/success. Go take it. Go relisten to the episode. Get fired up. Let us know if you sign up for this program. Brad Crowell 35:27  Yeah. We want to know. We want to know. Lesley Logan 35:28  We'll probably even see you there. Brad Crowell 35:29  Yeah, I think we're gonna do it, too. Lesley Logan 35:30  Yeah. I love the classes. So at any rate, you're amazing. Brad's amazing. Share this with a friend who needs to hear it. Share it with three friends. Guess what, when your friends change, it makes it easier for you to change. And until next time, Be It Till You See It. Brad Crowell 35:44  Bye for now. Lesley Logan 35:45  That's all I got for this episode of the Be It Till You See It Podcast. One thing that would help both myself and future listeners is for you to rate the show and leave a review and follow or subscribe for free wherever you listen to your podcast. Also, make sure to introduce yourself over at the Be It Pod on Instagram. I would love to know more about you. Share this episode with whoever you think needs to hear it. Help us and others Be It Till You See It. Have an awesome day. Be It Till You See It is a production of The Bloom Podcast Network. 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Bishop Mariann Budde's on a self congratulatory media tour after her lecture on "compassion" yesterday at the National Cathedral. It's classic Lefty playbook & she's right out of central casting. Are you Ready for Rain? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

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After Lab One, the students exchange places for Lab Two. Fallatio & Cunnilingus. By zachattack163 and adapted for this platform. Listen to the ► Podcast At Steamy Stories. Lab One was done, and 6 students reclined in their chairs, in the bliss of post-orgasm. The professors, Phoebe & Antonio Garza, were admiring the success of their well-prepared lesson plan. But they need things to move along and keep the class on schedule. The professors marked some charts as the students participated in Lab One. They were graded on how well they followed both the instruction and the demonstration that the professors provided. Lab Two The 12 students were in the same pairs, for this 2nd lab, as they were for the 1st. The partners were as follows: ·      Erika & Jackson. ·      Rebecca & Devon. ·      Alexis & Thomas. ·      Bethany & William. ·      Michelle & Bruce. ·      Elizabeth & Malcolm. Bruce led the way as he got up excitedly, and helped Michelle to her feet before getting her to sit back down on the chair and spread her legs. Michelle was already incredibly wet in anticipation, and she was also very turned on from having just swallowed Bruce's cum, her first-ever. Bruce immediately dove between her legs and began to lick her sweet pussy. As he pushed his finger inside Michelle, Bruce was a little surprised to find how tight Michelle was inside. ‘Wow! She feels like she's never had a cock inside of her,' Bruce thought, ‘I really hope I get the chance to stick my cock inside of her at some point because this tight pussy is going to feel so good.' Michelle laid back and enjoyed Bruce's oral attention, knowing that it wasn't going to take long for her to have an orgasm since she was already so aroused. Everyone else in the class began to switch with their partners and soon the classroom was once again filled with the sounds of people moaning in pleasure. Rebecca was working hard to get much of Devon's huge cock in her mouth and was just marveling at how big he was. ‘Wow, I'm definitely going to have to feel this pussy stretcher in me at some point,' thought Rebecca. Devon was just laying back and enjoying the attention Rebecca was paying to his cock. He had never had a girl touch his cock and now one of the best looking girls on campus was sucking him off. He knew he wouldn't last very long and so he looked down to admire Rebecca's big ass before once again focusing on her big green eyes as she serviced his cock. Jackson was so turned on that he knew he was going to finish very quickly, after Erika put his cock in her mouth. Erika wasn't the best at giving a blowjob but Jackson was so pent up he didn't even care, and looking down behind her head to see her nice round ass. He got distracted as he saw her big tits bouncing while she bobbed on his cock. It was too much for Jackson, and he tapped Erika on the shoulder and moaned, “Oh god, yes!” as he began ejaculating in Erika's mouth. Erika, surprised at the quickness of Jackson's orgasm, quickly began trying to swallow his semen. Alexis was working really hard to get Thomas's fat cock in her mouth but she was having trouble getting past the head. Thomas realizing her difficulty grabbed her head so she would look up at him and told her, “That's okay just keep sucking on my head and looking at me. That will be enough to get me off.” She looked up at him with her big brown doe eyes and just continued licking the head of his fat cock. Malcolm decided that he wanted to pay attention to Elizabeth's big breasts first. So he started licking one of her nipples while fondling the other tit, while his other hand got busy between Elizabeth's legs, fingering her. Malcolm still couldn't believe that such a short skinny girl could have such big tits but he realized they were definitely real as he was fondling them. Hearing Elizabeth's moaning getting louder he realized that he should start licking her pussy soon before he made her cum just from fingering her, so he got between her widely-parted legs and began licking away. Bethany was enjoying William's efforts as he licked away at her pussy. ‘Wow! William is pretty good at eating pussy. Definitely better than I would have expected.' Her thoughts were interrupted when she heard a voice behind her. “Here, William; let me help you out a bit,” she turned around to see Mr. Garza standing behind her. Mr. Garza then reached around and cupped one of Bethany's huge boobs in each of his hands. He then began fondling Bethany's large tits and said, “Wow Bethany you have such nice breasts and I can tell that they are real, which is very nice to see with breasts this large.” Bethany just relaxed and enjoyed the sensation of William licking her pussy while her teacher fondled her huge tits in his strong hands. All the sudden the combined pleasure of what the two men were doing to her was too much, and Bethany felt herself began to experience one of the best orgasms she had ever had, as she moaned loud enough for the entire class to hear. Hearing Bethany's orgasmic moans and feeling Bruce's tongue and middle finger inside of her, was too much for Michelle as she started a very powerful orgasm. Bruce felt Michelle's already tight pussy get even tighter on his finger, as she started orgasming and he continued to lick her rock-hard clit through her orgasm. Rebecca's continued assault on Devon's huge cock was too much and he moaned, “Oh please don't stop.” Rebecca gave the big cock a few more bobs before she felt his testicles tense up in her hand, and immediately pulled up so just the head of Devon's cock was in her mouth as he began ejaculating. After all the attention Malcolm had given her, and all the stimulation of sex moans going through the room, Elizabeth could no longer take it. She grabbed Malcolm's head and pushed it between her legs and started cumming like crazy, having her legs shake a bit in the process. Alexis was still working on Thomas's fat cock head and her attentions were getting him very close. He told her, “Oh god, Alexis don't stop, you're doing so well. Oh! I'm so close, keep going Alexis.” Following his encouragement Alexis started sucking at his cock head harder while her tongue found the sensitive underside of his glans. She was rewarded with a large load of cum very quickly. She worked at swallowing all of Thomas's semen while he continued to cum in her mouth. Eventually, the excess ran down her chin. As his explosions subsided, she gave the underside of his tip one last tickle. Thomas pleaded; “Stop!” Alexis slid back off his tip, causing an audible smacking sound. Then she looked into his eyes with a sultry smile; while slowly scooping his excess spunk from her chin with her finger. Unaware that the entire classroom was watching her, she slowly lifted her frosted finger to her tongue and licked all the icing off, then inserted her wet finger deep into her mouth and rolled her tongue around it. Then she winked at him. Silence continued in the room, until the professor spoke. “All right, now that everyone has reached a satisfying orgasm, you are free to leave,” Mr. Garza told the class. “Now remember if at any point you want to practice what you have learned you are free to practice with one of your classmates,” Mrs. Garza reminded the students as they started getting dressed and getting all of their stuff together. “No one is required to do anything outside these structured labs. And please; do not discuss anything from these labs with anyone, even each other. What happens here, stays here. You all want your privacy respected.” When the students were dressed, Mr. Garza pressed the button by the chalkboard, and remotely unlocked the classroom doors. Session Two Dismissed As the students left the classroom, several of them pulled out phones and asked for their lab partner's numbers. Professor Phoebe felt her Antonio come up behind her, and press his once again rock hard cock, against her round ass. He then reached up to cup one of her large tits in each of his strong hands. “So what did you think about that lesson?” he asked Phoebe, as he fondled her breasts while rubbing his hard cock against the crack of her large ass. “It certainly looked like you were enjoying yourself when you were sucking on Malcolm's huge cock head. I might have to punish you for that later,” he added as he whispered in her ear. “As I recall, you enjoy the fact that I enjoy having a cock in my mouth,” she responded, as she grounded her ass harder into his cock. “Besides it's not like you weren't enjoying yourself when you were holding on to Bethany's huge tits while William was licking her pussy.” “Well I was just following your example,” he said to his wife. “Now why don't you go over to the table and bend over so you can receive your punishment.” “Yes sir,” Phoebe responded to her husband's discipline fantasy, as she moved to bend over the teacher's table while shaking her shapely rear end enticingly. Antonio then walked over to his wife. He admired her firm round ass while rubbing one hand up and down her cheek enjoying the smoothness of her skin. He then brought his hand back to give her a firm but pleasurable smack on her ass. Phoebe yelped slightly as she enjoyed the ‘punishment'. Antonio gave his wife's fantastic ass a couple more spanks before bringing his large cock up and smacking his cock against his wife's ass. “Oh babe enough teasing I really need it now,” Phoebe moaned to her husband, her pussy was practically dripping after the display in the classroom and the teasing spanks from her husband. With very little warning, Antonio quickly shoved his large cock into her pussy. “Oh yeah babe give me that big fuck pole!” Phoebe yelled. Antonio had his head back enjoying the fantastic sensations of his wife's tight pussy grabbing his thick cock. He then looked back down to see her nice round ass bounce each time he thrust his cock deep inside of her. “Wow baby you just have such a nice ass, I love this view,” he said. “Here let me show you how you can enjoy the view even more,” she said back to her husband as she placed her hand on his hip so he would stop thrusting for a moment. Antonio stopped his thrusting, just leaving a bit of his cock still in his wife and watched as she proceeded to back her ass up on his cock before getting into a rhythm so that she was bouncing her round ass on her well-hung man. “Oh yeah babe how's that view? Are you working up a big load for me?” she asked. “Oh yeah baby I'm definitely working up a huge load for you in these big balls of mine,” he responded. “Oh babe, give it to me I want to feel you shoot your nut up inside of me. Come on give me your nut,” Phoebe begged. All the pleasure and encouragement was too much for Antonio and he pushed his large cock as far as it would go into his buxom lover, while reaching up to grab her swinging tits in his hands. He then unloaded his pent up cum into her with extreme force. “Oh yeah babe, I can feel you shooting it all inside me. I'm going to cum too!” Phoebe wailed as she started having and orgasm. She could feel her pussy grabbing Antonio's ejaculating penis as she had one of the best orgasms of her life. Phoebe couldn't believe how much cum he was shooting into her, Wow he must have really enjoyed the students' display if he's cumming this hard, she thought to herself. Eventually, Phoebe's orgasm wained, and Antonio pulled out his exhausted cock from his sex-goddess wife. Phoebe then turned to look at her man and said, “Wow babe, I thought you shot a lot of cum into my mouth earlier, but that was a huge load. I can still feel it deep in my pussy.” “Yeah, I don't know what happened, but it felt so good to shoot that much cum in you. I guess seeing all those students performing oral sex was more stimulation than I realized. I can't wait for these sessions to continue. I especially can't wait until we get to the end of the class and we get an opportunity to fuck the students,” he said. “Yeah I know what you mean. After seeing all of those girls sucking the boys' cocks I can't wait to try having those young cocks inside me,” she said. “Well now, time to prepare for the next lesson.” Session Three Devon greeted his classmates in the hall of the building, He was surprised at being the last student to arrive. His nerd reputation might just took a direct hit. But he was happy to be greeted so warmly by all of them. And especially when Rebecca, his lab partner from last session, winked at him. All of the students were waiting outside the classroom door when the lock buzzed and opened for them. As they filed in and walked down the many steps toward the front, Mr. Garza counted all 12 students, then pressed the button again and the locks clicked. Then the classmates began stripping off their clothes in excited anticipation of what today's sex lesson would hold. Once all the students were completely naked and situated on the sofas, Mr. and Mrs. Garza stood to greet their students completely nude. “I want to commend the entire class on both your presentation and deportment in the last session.” Mrs. Garza said. “You all seem to keep very good personal hygiene. That's essential. And you all demonstrated kindness, patience, and encouragement to one another. We can't say enough just how essential that is to positive and pleasurable human sexuality.” “We hope that continues,” Mr. Garza added; “and you all spare us the uncomfortable duty of speaking to you personally about either your hygiene, or your unconstructive interactions with others in the class.” “Now class I'm sure some of you are already anticipating this, but, today we will be talking about sexual intercourse, or what is commonly referred to simply as sex,” Mrs. Garza said to the class. “I'm sure most of you know this but, sexual intercourse is when the man puts his penis inside the woman's vagina,” Mr. Garza said to the class as his own penis had reached full erection from seeing his attractive young female students naked. “I'm sure most of you know, sexual intercourse is how a man gets a woman pregnant, but I know all the young ladies in this class are taking their birth control so we won't have to worry about that,” Mrs. Garza commented to the class, “and let me tell you young ladies it a very good thing that you are on birth control because feeling a man's penis ejaculating inside of you is an amazing experience.” “Another thing to note about sexual intercourse is there are a number of different positions you can have sex in,” said Mr. Garza. “We believe that it would be too difficult for just the two of us to show you all the different sexual positions. So after the fantastic results of last class period, we decided that we will pair all of you up so that you can show your classmates all the different positions,” Mrs. Garza told the class. This caused quite a bit of excitement amongst the students, as they were surprised and intrigued that they would get to have sex with their classmates so quickly. Mr. Garza addressed the class, “so what we will do now is pair each of you with a new partner. Once we pair you with your partner we want the two of you to get together and start arousing each other. Once all of you are properly aroused for sex then we will let you know what position you and your partner are going to demonstrate for the class.” Lab Three “Now let's figure out what these partnerships are going to be,” Mrs. Garza said excitedly. “Now, let's have; ·      Rebecca & Bruce. ·      Bethany & Devon. ·      Erika & Malcolm. ·      Alexis & Jackson. ·      Michelle & William. ·      Elizabeth & Thomas. Well these all seem like good partnerships. Now get together with your assigned partner, and remember what we learned from our previous lessons, and use those techniques to arouse your partner, sexually. Alright, chop chop; go get together and find a place to sit with your partner.” All the students got up from their sofas and proceeded to meet up with the student they had been partnered with. For most of them, their bashfulness came back, and this was a reality check. They were expected to immediately be affectionate and spontaneous, without the direct coaching of the professors, to blame it on. Mr. and Mrs. Garza started to walk around the classroom to observe how their students were preparing for the next part of the lesson. Eventually, the 6 pairs found ways to get past all inhibitions, and the foreplay was well underway. Jackson was gently sucking on one of Alexis's pert nipples, while one of his hands was busy between her legs fingering her. Alexis, for her part, had her hand wrapped around Jackson's erect cock, and was slightly stroking it, but seemed more occupied with what Jackson was doing to her. Bethany and Devon were intensely making out, while Devon had one of his hands fondling Bethany's huge breast, Bethany was busy using two hands to stroke Devon's long, fat cock. Michelle had already taken William's cock in her mouth, and was giving him a relaxed blowjob, while also having one of her hands in between her own legs, rubbing her clit, to make sure she was prepared for her first cock. Thomas seemed to have a similar idea to Michelle, as he was in between Elizabeth's legs licking away at her pussy while the short, stacked student gently fondled her 34D breasts. Thomas also had one hand wrapped around his thick cock, to make sure it stayed hard for Elizabeth. By far, one of the most interesting ways the students were practicing foreplay was Rebecca and Bruce. Rebecca had positioned her backside so that she was grinding her large, fat ass into Bruce's cock while he had one hand reaching around grabbing one of Rebecca's firm 34B breast while his other hand was reached around, busy between her legs fingering her very wet pussy. Finally they observed the last couple, as Erika had Malcolm's very fat cock head in her mouth, and seemed to be sucking on it, quite successfully. Not to be outdone though, Malcolm had one hand busy between Erika's legs, as he eagerly fingered her, while using the other hand to hold onto, and gently massage one of Erika's large, heavy tits. As they watched their students please and arouse each other, Mrs. Garza reached out to grab hold of her husband's cock, to find it as hard as she could ever remember feeling it. She gave her husband's hard 9-inch shaft, several short strokes before she addressed the class again. Missionary Position “Alright, now that everyone seems properly aroused, I think it's time to proceed to the next part of the lesson.” Her ‘professor' voice seemed to bring the students out of a sexually induced stupor, and they all turned to pay attention to their buxom teacher. “Now the first position we are going to demonstrate is called the missionary position. This is one of the most common positions in the world, and is very popular. Now for this position the woman lies on her back with her legs spread, while the man gets in position on top of her, so they are face-to-face. Once the man is in position between the woman's legs he slides his penis inside of her. In this position he is free to kiss the woman on her lips, or if he so desires he can pay attention to and kiss her breasts; or sometimes just to look into her eyes.” The six paired-off couples continued to fondle each other while the lecture continued; “Now since the woman is underneath the man, she doesn't have the ability to move as much, but she can still kiss and make out with the man. Also, something that both partners find enjoyable in this position is when the woman wraps her legs around the man and brings his hips closer to her. This helps to pull the man's penis deeper inside the woman, and lets the man know how much she is enjoying him,” Mrs. Garza told the class. “Now let's see who should our first couple be? I think that we will have William and Michelle start us off with our demonstrations.” Demonstration One Michelle gave William's fat cockhead one last good suck, before she stood up. William eventually got up, still in a bit of a daze from Michelle's fantastic blowjob. He looked up to see Michelle walking toward the tumbling mat, that the teachers had put out for the demonstration. She turned around to look at him, and when she noticed he wasn't following her, she shook her ass a bit to entice him to follow her. William quickly awoke from his trance by the giggles of the classmates, then got up and followed Michelle over to the mat. Michelle laid down on the mat on her back and spread her legs a bit to show William what he was aiming for. Michelle had a beautiful brown landing strip of pubic hair on her otherwise shaved pussy. Her outer labia was thick and engorged even wider, from the foreplay and anticipation. William was very excited for this part of the lab, and quickly got between Michelle's spread legs. As he was about to plunge his cock inside her he felt a hand on his shoulder. He quickly turned around almost getting one of Mrs. Garza's golden breasts straight in his mouth. Mrs. Garza crouched down with him and said, “Now before you just shove your cock inside Michelle you need to make sure she is ready for you.” Mrs. Garza then reached down and grabbed William's thick cock. “Well, I see Michelle definitely got you ready for her. That's one hard cock you have, now. So what you should do first is gently rub the tip of your cock against her vagina to make sure she is wet and ready for you. Like this,” and with that she took William's cock and began rubbing it against Michelle's slit. William could feel Michelle's wetness spread across his cock head. Michelle began to moan as she felt William's fat cockhead rub against her slit especially when Mrs. Garza pushed William's cock against her clit. “Class, circle around and observe.” Mr. Garza added; “Take note of Michelle's wide-set labia. As a female becomes very aroused, her outer labia becomes puffier and slightly more wide-set. It's yet another way to affirm that she's ready for intercourse.” Mrs. Garza gently squeezed Michelle's engorged labia to emphasize the point. Mrs. Garza stood back up and said, “Well it seems like she's ready for you, William. Why don't you give it a try.” William then grabbed his thick hard cock and lined it up with Michelle's vagina. As he tried to push in he couldn't get it in so he pulled back and tried again. On the second try he was only able to get the head of his cock inside Michelle and she cried out as she felt his fat cock head enter her pussy. The other partners were standing above the demonstration, and couldn't see the bit of blood trickle down Michelle's labia. They had no clue she was ending her virginity in front of the classmates and professors. William knew. He stopped for a moment and laid his body gently onto her, his cheek pressed against hers. “Are you okay?” he whispered softly. “Oh, gawd, yes!” She softly assured him. Now don't draw attention to my secret, and let's have a good slow fuck. I need to pass this class.” Then she grabbed his face and opened her mouth to give him her tongue, in a sloppy, arousing exchange. Eventually, William's cock hungered to go deeper. Eventually his cock resumed it's descension. ‘Holy cow! her pussy is so tight I can barely get my cock inside her,' William thought to himself. ‘Let me just go slowly at first and let her adjust to my cock.' William began slowly moving his cock in and out of Michelle's pussy getting a little deeper each time. “That's real good” she assured him. “You're doing just fine. I'm loving this!” Eventually he was able to get all of his cock inside Michelle. As he felt her pussy adjust to his large intruder, he raised up off her chest and looked down at Michelle, then softly asked if she was okay. “I'm more than okay, this feels amazing and you feel really big inside of me,” Michelle said in a sultry voice, as she looked up into William's bright blue eyes. “That's because you're really wonderfully tight,” William moaned as he continued to thrust in and out of Michelle's tight vagina. “Remember what Mrs. Garza said. Don't forget about the rest of me.” Michelle reached and grabbed his hands and brought them up to her firm full breasts, so he could fondle them while he continued to fuck her. Michelle loved the feeling as William grabbed tight onto her tits, as he continued thrusting his large cock deep inside of her. As William got more into his thrusts, Michelle got even more excited, and wrapped her legs around William, to push him even deeper inside her tight pussy, while he continued to make out with her. After a while of doing this, Mr. Garza interrupted their passionate lovemaking, “Alright you two. I think that's enough for the demonstration. Why don't you two disengage so we can continue with the rest of the lesson.” William and Michelle looked up from their position on the mat looking up at their teacher very, very disappointedly. “I know, I know. But don't worry, you'll have an opportunity to continue this once the rest of the demonstrations are done. Well, for our next demonstration, Bethany & Devon, stay here. And the other partners can return to the sofas. Why don't we try woman-on-top position, commonly known as the cowgirl position. Now in this position the man lies on his back while the woman gets on top of him, and inserts his penis inside of her vagina.” Mrs. Garza handed some paper towels to Michelle, as Mr. Garza continued his lecture. Michelle handed William some of them and he slowly raised onto all fours. Michelle swiftly wiped herself and wadded the spent towels. Then William reached in to slide his towels along the length of his still-rigid shaft and tip. She took his towel and prepared to eventually get up. They heard Mr. Garza continue his instructions; “Devon and Bethany will demonstrate this position for us.” Bethany and Devon were standing next to each other; Devon's arm around Bethany's ass-cheek. as Bethany stroked Devon's long, fat cock while Devon was gently fingering Bethany's vagina, which was very wet. Bethany stepped forward when she heard Mr. Garza call hers and Devon's names. She gently pulled Devon along with her, by his very hard cock, as a dog is walked on a leash. As they reached the mat, Bethany gently pushed Devon down so he was lying on his back. Bethany then straddled, facing Devon, and adjusted into position above his towering huge cock. Mr. Garza asked William & Michelle to sit down and recoup on the leather sofa next to the Chaise Lounge. William led Michelle to the sofa and lay down on his side. Then he patted the cushion, gesturing for her to lay with him. She gladly accepted his suggestion and they ‘cuddled' for the next demonstration. Demonstration Two ‘Oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm about to sit on this huge dick,' Bethany thought to herself. She reached down to grab Devon's rock hard cock and rubbed the head gently against her slit. ‘Holy crap he's not even inside me yet and feels so huge against the outside of my pussy.' Eventually she took a hold of Devon's cock and began sliding her pussy on to it. She couldn't believe how big he immediately felt inside of her. For Devon's part, he threw his head back and moaned in pleasure, as he felt Bethany's tight pussy pulling his cock into her. Devon reached up to caress Bethany's pendulous breasts, rubbing her nipples with his thumbs. ‘Holy shit, this is a huge cock,' Bethany thought, as she continued to take more of Devon's big cock into her pussy. ‘And he's driving me wild with his fingers on my nipples!' Eventually she felt like she had most of his cock inside her, and she began to pull back up, and started to ride his cock. While Devon was definitely enjoying the sensation of Bethany riding his cock, he slid both hands down to caress her hips and try to enhance her rhythm with a bit of his own movement. He couldn't resist staring up and watching Bethany's huge 32F breasts sway while she rode his huge cock. Bethany looked down at Devon and said, “You know this position is perfect for grabbing my tits. Mine are very, very sensitive. Here let me help you.” She then reached down to grab his arms and brings his hands back up to her large breasts. “Oh yeah, fuck that feels good. I love when a guy plays with my tits and it's even better because you have a huge fucking cock,” Bethany moaned as Devon fondled her huge tits, making sure to also rub her hard, stiff nipples. Bethany's comments brought more confidence to Devon and she felt his cock get stiffer in her pussy while he fondled her breasts. With his extended confidence, Devon began pushing his cock up into Bethany from beneath her. This drove Bethany wild, and she moaned out loud, “Oh god, yes! Keep fucking me with your huge cock!” After a moment of pushing up into her, Devon grabbed Bethany's hips and brought her down deeper onto his cock which made Bethany tense up a bit as Devon went deeper than any other guy she had been with, by a lot. After a bit of this, Mrs. Garza said, “Alright I think that's enough, you two. Let's move on to the next pair.” Bethany slowly stood up on shaky legs, as she felt Devon's rigid cock withdraw from her well-fucked pussy. Mrs. Garza the told the class, “Now the next position we are going to demonstrate is commonly known as doggy style because it is similar to how most mammals have sex. Now most women really enjoy this position because it allows for very deep penetration. Men also like this position because it gives them free access to enjoy the woman's body. You can reach around and feel a woman's breasts or reach around and rub her clit to give her extra pleasure or you can simply grab onto her ass and pound away. “Now for this position“ Mr. Garza said; “I think we will have Rebecca and Bruce give us a demonstration.” Devon then stood up as well, and helped Bethany, as they went back to the open sofa. To be continued. By zachattack163 for Literotica

After Lab One, the students exchange places for Lab Two. Fallatio & Cunnilingus. By zachattack163 and adapted for this platform. Listen to the ► Podcast At Steamy Stories. Lab One was done, and 6 students reclined in their chairs, in the bliss of post-orgasm. The professors, Phoebe & Antonio Garza, were admiring the success of their well-prepared lesson plan. But they need things to move along and keep the class on schedule. The professors marked some charts as the students participated in Lab One. They were graded on how well they followed both the instruction and the demonstration that the professors provided. Lab Two The 12 students were in the same pairs, for this 2nd lab, as they were for the 1st. The partners were as follows: ·      Erika & Jackson. ·      Rebecca & Devon. ·      Alexis & Thomas. ·      Bethany & William. ·      Michelle & Bruce. ·      Elizabeth & Malcolm. Bruce led the way as he got up excitedly, and helped Michelle to her feet before getting her to sit back down on the chair and spread her legs. Michelle was already incredibly wet in anticipation, and she was also very turned on from having just swallowed Bruce's cum, her first-ever. Bruce immediately dove between her legs and began to lick her sweet pussy. As he pushed his finger inside Michelle, Bruce was a little surprised to find how tight Michelle was inside. ‘Wow! She feels like she's never had a cock inside of her,' Bruce thought, ‘I really hope I get the chance to stick my cock inside of her at some point because this tight pussy is going to feel so good.' Michelle laid back and enjoyed Bruce's oral attention, knowing that it wasn't going to take long for her to have an orgasm since she was already so aroused. Everyone else in the class began to switch with their partners and soon the classroom was once again filled with the sounds of people moaning in pleasure. Rebecca was working hard to get much of Devon's huge cock in her mouth and was just marveling at how big he was. ‘Wow, I'm definitely going to have to feel this pussy stretcher in me at some point,' thought Rebecca. Devon was just laying back and enjoying the attention Rebecca was paying to his cock. He had never had a girl touch his cock and now one of the best looking girls on campus was sucking him off. He knew he wouldn't last very long and so he looked down to admire Rebecca's big ass before once again focusing on her big green eyes as she serviced his cock. Jackson was so turned on that he knew he was going to finish very quickly, after Erika put his cock in her mouth. Erika wasn't the best at giving a blowjob but Jackson was so pent up he didn't even care, and looking down behind her head to see her nice round ass. He got distracted as he saw her big tits bouncing while she bobbed on his cock. It was too much for Jackson, and he tapped Erika on the shoulder and moaned, “Oh god, yes!” as he began ejaculating in Erika's mouth. Erika, surprised at the quickness of Jackson's orgasm, quickly began trying to swallow his semen. Alexis was working really hard to get Thomas's fat cock in her mouth but she was having trouble getting past the head. Thomas realizing her difficulty grabbed her head so she would look up at him and told her, “That's okay just keep sucking on my head and looking at me. That will be enough to get me off.” She looked up at him with her big brown doe eyes and just continued licking the head of his fat cock. Malcolm decided that he wanted to pay attention to Elizabeth's big breasts first. So he started licking one of her nipples while fondling the other tit, while his other hand got busy between Elizabeth's legs, fingering her. Malcolm still couldn't believe that such a short skinny girl could have such big tits but he realized they were definitely real as he was fondling them. Hearing Elizabeth's moaning getting louder he realized that he should start licking her pussy soon before he made her cum just from fingering her, so he got between her widely-parted legs and began licking away. Bethany was enjoying William's efforts as he licked away at her pussy. ‘Wow! William is pretty good at eating pussy. Definitely better than I would have expected.' Her thoughts were interrupted when she heard a voice behind her. “Here, William; let me help you out a bit,” she turned around to see Mr. Garza standing behind her. Mr. Garza then reached around and cupped one of Bethany's huge boobs in each of his hands. He then began fondling Bethany's large tits and said, “Wow Bethany you have such nice breasts and I can tell that they are real, which is very nice to see with breasts this large.” Bethany just relaxed and enjoyed the sensation of William licking her pussy while her teacher fondled her huge tits in his strong hands. All the sudden the combined pleasure of what the two men were doing to her was too much, and Bethany felt herself began to experience one of the best orgasms she had ever had, as she moaned loud enough for the entire class to hear. Hearing Bethany's orgasmic moans and feeling Bruce's tongue and middle finger inside of her, was too much for Michelle as she started a very powerful orgasm. Bruce felt Michelle's already tight pussy get even tighter on his finger, as she started orgasming and he continued to lick her rock-hard clit through her orgasm. Rebecca's continued assault on Devon's huge cock was too much and he moaned, “Oh please don't stop.” Rebecca gave the big cock a few more bobs before she felt his testicles tense up in her hand, and immediately pulled up so just the head of Devon's cock was in her mouth as he began ejaculating. After all the attention Malcolm had given her, and all the stimulation of sex moans going through the room, Elizabeth could no longer take it. She grabbed Malcolm's head and pushed it between her legs and started cumming like crazy, having her legs shake a bit in the process. Alexis was still working on Thomas's fat cock head and her attentions were getting him very close. He told her, “Oh god, Alexis don't stop, you're doing so well. Oh! I'm so close, keep going Alexis.” Following his encouragement Alexis started sucking at his cock head harder while her tongue found the sensitive underside of his glans. She was rewarded with a large load of cum very quickly. She worked at swallowing all of Thomas's semen while he continued to cum in her mouth. Eventually, the excess ran down her chin. As his explosions subsided, she gave the underside of his tip one last tickle. Thomas pleaded; “Stop!” Alexis slid back off his tip, causing an audible smacking sound. Then she looked into his eyes with a sultry smile; while slowly scooping his excess spunk from her chin with her finger. Unaware that the entire classroom was watching her, she slowly lifted her frosted finger to her tongue and licked all the icing off, then inserted her wet finger deep into her mouth and rolled her tongue around it. Then she winked at him. Silence continued in the room, until the professor spoke. “All right, now that everyone has reached a satisfying orgasm, you are free to leave,” Mr. Garza told the class. “Now remember if at any point you want to practice what you have learned you are free to practice with one of your classmates,” Mrs. Garza reminded the students as they started getting dressed and getting all of their stuff together. “No one is required to do anything outside these structured labs. And please; do not discuss anything from these labs with anyone, even each other. What happens here, stays here. You all want your privacy respected.” When the students were dressed, Mr. Garza pressed the button by the chalkboard, and remotely unlocked the classroom doors. Session Two Dismissed As the students left the classroom, several of them pulled out phones and asked for their lab partner's numbers. Professor Phoebe felt her Antonio come up behind her, and press his once again rock hard cock, against her round ass. He then reached up to cup one of her large tits in each of his strong hands. “So what did you think about that lesson?” he asked Phoebe, as he fondled her breasts while rubbing his hard cock against the crack of her large ass. “It certainly looked like you were enjoying yourself when you were sucking on Malcolm's huge cock head. I might have to punish you for that later,” he added as he whispered in her ear. “As I recall, you enjoy the fact that I enjoy having a cock in my mouth,” she responded, as she grounded her ass harder into his cock. “Besides it's not like you weren't enjoying yourself when you were holding on to Bethany's huge tits while William was licking her pussy.” “Well I was just following your example,” he said to his wife. “Now why don't you go over to the table and bend over so you can receive your punishment.” “Yes sir,” Phoebe responded to her husband's discipline fantasy, as she moved to bend over the teacher's table while shaking her shapely rear end enticingly. Antonio then walked over to his wife. He admired her firm round ass while rubbing one hand up and down her cheek enjoying the smoothness of her skin. He then brought his hand back to give her a firm but pleasurable smack on her ass. Phoebe yelped slightly as she enjoyed the ‘punishment'. Antonio gave his wife's fantastic ass a couple more spanks before bringing his large cock up and smacking his cock against his wife's ass. “Oh babe enough teasing I really need it now,” Phoebe moaned to her husband, her pussy was practically dripping after the display in the classroom and the teasing spanks from her husband. With very little warning, Antonio quickly shoved his large cock into her pussy. “Oh yeah babe give me that big fuck pole!” Phoebe yelled. Antonio had his head back enjoying the fantastic sensations of his wife's tight pussy grabbing his thick cock. He then looked back down to see her nice round ass bounce each time he thrust his cock deep inside of her. “Wow baby you just have such a nice ass, I love this view,” he said. “Here let me show you how you can enjoy the view even more,” she said back to her husband as she placed her hand on his hip so he would stop thrusting for a moment. Antonio stopped his thrusting, just leaving a bit of his cock still in his wife and watched as she proceeded to back her ass up on his cock before getting into a rhythm so that she was bouncing her round ass on her well-hung man. “Oh yeah babe how's that view? Are you working up a big load for me?” she asked. “Oh yeah baby I'm definitely working up a huge load for you in these big balls of mine,” he responded. “Oh babe, give it to me I want to feel you shoot your nut up inside of me. Come on give me your nut,” Phoebe begged. All the pleasure and encouragement was too much for Antonio and he pushed his large cock as far as it would go into his buxom lover, while reaching up to grab her swinging tits in his hands. He then unloaded his pent up cum into her with extreme force. “Oh yeah babe, I can feel you shooting it all inside me. I'm going to cum too!” Phoebe wailed as she started having and orgasm. She could feel her pussy grabbing Antonio's ejaculating penis as she had one of the best orgasms of her life. Phoebe couldn't believe how much cum he was shooting into her, Wow he must have really enjoyed the students' display if he's cumming this hard, she thought to herself. Eventually, Phoebe's orgasm wained, and Antonio pulled out his exhausted cock from his sex-goddess wife. Phoebe then turned to look at her man and said, “Wow babe, I thought you shot a lot of cum into my mouth earlier, but that was a huge load. I can still feel it deep in my pussy.” “Yeah, I don't know what happened, but it felt so good to shoot that much cum in you. I guess seeing all those students performing oral sex was more stimulation than I realized. I can't wait for these sessions to continue. I especially can't wait until we get to the end of the class and we get an opportunity to fuck the students,” he said. “Yeah I know what you mean. After seeing all of those girls sucking the boys' cocks I can't wait to try having those young cocks inside me,” she said. “Well now, time to prepare for the next lesson.” Session Three Devon greeted his classmates in the hall of the building, He was surprised at being the last student to arrive. His nerd reputation might just took a direct hit. But he was happy to be greeted so warmly by all of them. And especially when Rebecca, his lab partner from last session, winked at him. All of the students were waiting outside the classroom door when the lock buzzed and opened for them. As they filed in and walked down the many steps toward the front, Mr. Garza counted all 12 students, then pressed the button again and the locks clicked. Then the classmates began stripping off their clothes in excited anticipation of what today's sex lesson would hold. Once all the students were completely naked and situated on the sofas, Mr. and Mrs. Garza stood to greet their students completely nude. “I want to commend the entire class on both your presentation and deportment in the last session.” Mrs. Garza said. “You all seem to keep very good personal hygiene. That's essential. And you all demonstrated kindness, patience, and encouragement to one another. We can't say enough just how essential that is to positive and pleasurable human sexuality.” “We hope that continues,” Mr. Garza added; “and you all spare us the uncomfortable duty of speaking to you personally about either your hygiene, or your unconstructive interactions with others in the class.” “Now class I'm sure some of you are already anticipating this, but, today we will be talking about sexual intercourse, or what is commonly referred to simply as sex,” Mrs. Garza said to the class. “I'm sure most of you know this but, sexual intercourse is when the man puts his penis inside the woman's vagina,” Mr. Garza said to the class as his own penis had reached full erection from seeing his attractive young female students naked. “I'm sure most of you know, sexual intercourse is how a man gets a woman pregnant, but I know all the young ladies in this class are taking their birth control so we won't have to worry about that,” Mrs. Garza commented to the class, “and let me tell you young ladies it a very good thing that you are on birth control because feeling a man's penis ejaculating inside of you is an amazing experience.” “Another thing to note about sexual intercourse is there are a number of different positions you can have sex in,” said Mr. Garza. “We believe that it would be too difficult for just the two of us to show you all the different sexual positions. So after the fantastic results of last class period, we decided that we will pair all of you up so that you can show your classmates all the different positions,” Mrs. Garza told the class. This caused quite a bit of excitement amongst the students, as they were surprised and intrigued that they would get to have sex with their classmates so quickly. Mr. Garza addressed the class, “so what we will do now is pair each of you with a new partner. Once we pair you with your partner we want the two of you to get together and start arousing each other. Once all of you are properly aroused for sex then we will let you know what position you and your partner are going to demonstrate for the class.” Lab Three “Now let's figure out what these partnerships are going to be,” Mrs. Garza said excitedly. “Now, let's have; ·      Rebecca & Bruce. ·      Bethany & Devon. ·      Erika & Malcolm. ·      Alexis & Jackson. ·      Michelle & William. ·      Elizabeth & Thomas. Well these all seem like good partnerships. Now get together with your assigned partner, and remember what we learned from our previous lessons, and use those techniques to arouse your partner, sexually. Alright, chop chop; go get together and find a place to sit with your partner.” All the students got up from their sofas and proceeded to meet up with the student they had been partnered with. For most of them, their bashfulness came back, and this was a reality check. They were expected to immediately be affectionate and spontaneous, without the direct coaching of the professors, to blame it on. Mr. and Mrs. Garza started to walk around the classroom to observe how their students were preparing for the next part of the lesson. Eventually, the 6 pairs found ways to get past all inhibitions, and the foreplay was well underway. Jackson was gently sucking on one of Alexis's pert nipples, while one of his hands was busy between her legs fingering her. Alexis, for her part, had her hand wrapped around Jackson's erect cock, and was slightly stroking it, but seemed more occupied with what Jackson was doing to her. Bethany and Devon were intensely making out, while Devon had one of his hands fondling Bethany's huge breast, Bethany was busy using two hands to stroke Devon's long, fat cock. Michelle had already taken William's cock in her mouth, and was giving him a relaxed blowjob, while also having one of her hands in between her own legs, rubbing her clit, to make sure she was prepared for her first cock. Thomas seemed to have a similar idea to Michelle, as he was in between Elizabeth's legs licking away at her pussy while the short, stacked student gently fondled her 34D breasts. Thomas also had one hand wrapped around his thick cock, to make sure it stayed hard for Elizabeth. By far, one of the most interesting ways the students were practicing foreplay was Rebecca and Bruce. Rebecca had positioned her backside so that she was grinding her large, fat ass into Bruce's cock while he had one hand reaching around grabbing one of Rebecca's firm 34B breast while his other hand was reached around, busy between her legs fingering her very wet pussy. Finally they observed the last couple, as Erika had Malcolm's very fat cock head in her mouth, and seemed to be sucking on it, quite successfully. Not to be outdone though, Malcolm had one hand busy between Erika's legs, as he eagerly fingered her, while using the other hand to hold onto, and gently massage one of Erika's large, heavy tits. As they watched their students please and arouse each other, Mrs. Garza reached out to grab hold of her husband's cock, to find it as hard as she could ever remember feeling it. She gave her husband's hard 9-inch shaft, several short strokes before she addressed the class again. Missionary Position “Alright, now that everyone seems properly aroused, I think it's time to proceed to the next part of the lesson.” Her ‘professor' voice seemed to bring the students out of a sexually induced stupor, and they all turned to pay attention to their buxom teacher. “Now the first position we are going to demonstrate is called the missionary position. This is one of the most common positions in the world, and is very popular. Now for this position the woman lies on her back with her legs spread, while the man gets in position on top of her, so they are face-to-face. Once the man is in position between the woman's legs he slides his penis inside of her. In this position he is free to kiss the woman on her lips, or if he so desires he can pay attention to and kiss her breasts; or sometimes just to look into her eyes.” The six paired-off couples continued to fondle each other while the lecture continued; “Now since the woman is underneath the man, she doesn't have the ability to move as much, but she can still kiss and make out with the man. Also, something that both partners find enjoyable in this position is when the woman wraps her legs around the man and brings his hips closer to her. This helps to pull the man's penis deeper inside the woman, and lets the man know how much she is enjoying him,” Mrs. Garza told the class. “Now let's see who should our first couple be? I think that we will have William and Michelle start us off with our demonstrations.” Demonstration One Michelle gave William's fat cockhead one last good suck, before she stood up. William eventually got up, still in a bit of a daze from Michelle's fantastic blowjob. He looked up to see Michelle walking toward the tumbling mat, that the teachers had put out for the demonstration. She turned around to look at him, and when she noticed he wasn't following her, she shook her ass a bit to entice him to follow her. William quickly awoke from his trance by the giggles of the classmates, then got up and followed Michelle over to the mat. Michelle laid down on the mat on her back and spread her legs a bit to show William what he was aiming for. Michelle had a beautiful brown landing strip of pubic hair on her otherwise shaved pussy. Her outer labia was thick and engorged even wider, from the foreplay and anticipation. William was very excited for this part of the lab, and quickly got between Michelle's spread legs. As he was about to plunge his cock inside her he felt a hand on his shoulder. He quickly turned around almost getting one of Mrs. Garza's golden breasts straight in his mouth. Mrs. Garza crouched down with him and said, “Now before you just shove your cock inside Michelle you need to make sure she is ready for you.” Mrs. Garza then reached down and grabbed William's thick cock. “Well, I see Michelle definitely got you ready for her. That's one hard cock you have, now. So what you should do first is gently rub the tip of your cock against her vagina to make sure she is wet and ready for you. Like this,” and with that she took William's cock and began rubbing it against Michelle's slit. William could feel Michelle's wetness spread across his cock head. Michelle began to moan as she felt William's fat cockhead rub against her slit especially when Mrs. Garza pushed William's cock against her clit. “Class, circle around and observe.” Mr. Garza added; “Take note of Michelle's wide-set labia. As a female becomes very aroused, her outer labia becomes puffier and slightly more wide-set. It's yet another way to affirm that she's ready for intercourse.” Mrs. Garza gently squeezed Michelle's engorged labia to emphasize the point. Mrs. Garza stood back up and said, “Well it seems like she's ready for you, William. Why don't you give it a try.” William then grabbed his thick hard cock and lined it up with Michelle's vagina. As he tried to push in he couldn't get it in so he pulled back and tried again. On the second try he was only able to get the head of his cock inside Michelle and she cried out as she felt his fat cock head enter her pussy. The other partners were standing above the demonstration, and couldn't see the bit of blood trickle down Michelle's labia. They had no clue she was ending her virginity in front of the classmates and professors. William knew. He stopped for a moment and laid his body gently onto her, his cheek pressed against hers. “Are you okay?” he whispered softly. “Oh, gawd, yes!” She softly assured him. Now don't draw attention to my secret, and let's have a good slow fuck. I need to pass this class.” Then she grabbed his face and opened her mouth to give him her tongue, in a sloppy, arousing exchange. Eventually, William's cock hungered to go deeper. Eventually his cock resumed it's descension. ‘Holy cow! her pussy is so tight I can barely get my cock inside her,' William thought to himself. ‘Let me just go slowly at first and let her adjust to my cock.' William began slowly moving his cock in and out of Michelle's pussy getting a little deeper each time. “That's real good” she assured him. “You're doing just fine. I'm loving this!” Eventually he was able to get all of his cock inside Michelle. As he felt her pussy adjust to his large intruder, he raised up off her chest and looked down at Michelle, then softly asked if she was okay. “I'm more than okay, this feels amazing and you feel really big inside of me,” Michelle said in a sultry voice, as she looked up into William's bright blue eyes. “That's because you're really wonderfully tight,” William moaned as he continued to thrust in and out of Michelle's tight vagina. “Remember what Mrs. Garza said. Don't forget about the rest of me.” Michelle reached and grabbed his hands and brought them up to her firm full breasts, so he could fondle them while he continued to fuck her. Michelle loved the feeling as William grabbed tight onto her tits, as he continued thrusting his large cock deep inside of her. As William got more into his thrusts, Michelle got even more excited, and wrapped her legs around William, to push him even deeper inside her tight pussy, while he continued to make out with her. After a while of doing this, Mr. Garza interrupted their passionate lovemaking, “Alright you two. I think that's enough for the demonstration. Why don't you two disengage so we can continue with the rest of the lesson.” William and Michelle looked up from their position on the mat looking up at their teacher very, very disappointedly. “I know, I know. But don't worry, you'll have an opportunity to continue this once the rest of the demonstrations are done. Well, for our next demonstration, Bethany & Devon, stay here. And the other partners can return to the sofas. Why don't we try woman-on-top position, commonly known as the cowgirl position. Now in this position the man lies on his back while the woman gets on top of him, and inserts his penis inside of her vagina.” Mrs. Garza handed some paper towels to Michelle, as Mr. Garza continued his lecture. Michelle handed William some of them and he slowly raised onto all fours. Michelle swiftly wiped herself and wadded the spent towels. Then William reached in to slide his towels along the length of his still-rigid shaft and tip. She took his towel and prepared to eventually get up. They heard Mr. Garza continue his instructions; “Devon and Bethany will demonstrate this position for us.” Bethany and Devon were standing next to each other; Devon's arm around Bethany's ass-cheek. as Bethany stroked Devon's long, fat cock while Devon was gently fingering Bethany's vagina, which was very wet. Bethany stepped forward when she heard Mr. Garza call hers and Devon's names. She gently pulled Devon along with her, by his very hard cock, as a dog is walked on a leash. As they reached the mat, Bethany gently pushed Devon down so he was lying on his back. Bethany then straddled, facing Devon, and adjusted into position above his towering huge cock. Mr. Garza asked William & Michelle to sit down and recoup on the leather sofa next to the Chaise Lounge. William led Michelle to the sofa and lay down on his side. Then he patted the cushion, gesturing for her to lay with him. She gladly accepted his suggestion and they ‘cuddled' for the next demonstration. Demonstration Two ‘Oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm about to sit on this huge dick,' Bethany thought to herself. She reached down to grab Devon's rock hard cock and rubbed the head gently against her slit. ‘Holy crap he's not even inside me yet and feels so huge against the outside of my pussy.' Eventually she took a hold of Devon's cock and began sliding her pussy on to it. She couldn't believe how big he immediately felt inside of her. For Devon's part, he threw his head back and moaned in pleasure, as he felt Bethany's tight pussy pulling his cock into her. Devon reached up to caress Bethany's pendulous breasts, rubbing her nipples with his thumbs. ‘Holy shit, this is a huge cock,' Bethany thought, as she continued to take more of Devon's big cock into her pussy. ‘And he's driving me wild with his fingers on my nipples!' Eventually she felt like she had most of his cock inside her, and she began to pull back up, and started to ride his cock. While Devon was definitely enjoying the sensation of Bethany riding his cock, he slid both hands down to caress her hips and try to enhance her rhythm with a bit of his own movement. He couldn't resist staring up and watching Bethany's huge 32F breasts sway while she rode his huge cock. Bethany looked down at Devon and said, “You know this position is perfect for grabbing my tits. Mine are very, very sensitive. Here let me help you.” She then reached down to grab his arms and brings his hands back up to her large breasts. “Oh yeah, fuck that feels good. I love when a guy plays with my tits and it's even better because you have a huge fucking cock,” Bethany moaned as Devon fondled her huge tits, making sure to also rub her hard, stiff nipples. Bethany's comments brought more confidence to Devon and she felt his cock get stiffer in her pussy while he fondled her breasts. With his extended confidence, Devon began pushing his cock up into Bethany from beneath her. This drove Bethany wild, and she moaned out loud, “Oh god, yes! Keep fucking me with your huge cock!” After a moment of pushing up into her, Devon grabbed Bethany's hips and brought her down deeper onto his cock which made Bethany tense up a bit as Devon went deeper than any other guy she had been with, by a lot. After a bit of this, Mrs. Garza said, “Alright I think that's enough, you two. Let's move on to the next pair.” Bethany slowly stood up on shaky legs, as she felt Devon's rigid cock withdraw from her well-fucked pussy. Mrs. Garza the told the class, “Now the next position we are going to demonstrate is commonly known as doggy style because it is similar to how most mammals have sex. Now most women really enjoy this position because it allows for very deep penetration. Men also like this position because it gives them free access to enjoy the woman's body. You can reach around and feel a woman's breasts or reach around and rub her clit to give her extra pleasure or you can simply grab onto her ass and pound away. “Now for this position“ Mr. Garza said; “I think we will have Rebecca and Bruce give us a demonstration.” Devon then stood up as well, and helped Bethany, as they went back to the open sofa. To be continued. By zachattack163 for Literotica

After Lab One, the students exchange places for Lab Two. Fallatio & Cunnilingus. By zachattack163 and adapted for this platform. Listen to the ► Podcast At Steamy Stories. Lab One was done, and 6 students reclined in their chairs, in the bliss of post-orgasm. The professors, Phoebe & Antonio Garza, were admiring the success of their well-prepared lesson plan. But they need things to move along and keep the class on schedule. The professors marked some charts as the students participated in Lab One. They were graded on how well they followed both the instruction and the demonstration that the professors provided. Lab Two The 12 students were in the same pairs, for this 2nd lab, as they were for the 1st. The partners were as follows: ·      Erika & Jackson. ·      Rebecca & Devon. ·      Alexis & Thomas. ·      Bethany & William. ·      Michelle & Bruce. ·      Elizabeth & Malcolm. Bruce led the way as he got up excitedly, and helped Michelle to her feet before getting her to sit back down on the chair and spread her legs. Michelle was already incredibly wet in anticipation, and she was also very turned on from having just swallowed Bruce's cum, her first-ever. Bruce immediately dove between her legs and began to lick her sweet pussy. As he pushed his finger inside Michelle, Bruce was a little surprised to find how tight Michelle was inside. ‘Wow! She feels like she's never had a cock inside of her,' Bruce thought, ‘I really hope I get the chance to stick my cock inside of her at some point because this tight pussy is going to feel so good.' Michelle laid back and enjoyed Bruce's oral attention, knowing that it wasn't going to take long for her to have an orgasm since she was already so aroused. Everyone else in the class began to switch with their partners and soon the classroom was once again filled with the sounds of people moaning in pleasure. Rebecca was working hard to get much of Devon's huge cock in her mouth and was just marveling at how big he was. ‘Wow, I'm definitely going to have to feel this pussy stretcher in me at some point,' thought Rebecca. Devon was just laying back and enjoying the attention Rebecca was paying to his cock. He had never had a girl touch his cock and now one of the best looking girls on campus was sucking him off. He knew he wouldn't last very long and so he looked down to admire Rebecca's big ass before once again focusing on her big green eyes as she serviced his cock. Jackson was so turned on that he knew he was going to finish very quickly, after Erika put his cock in her mouth. Erika wasn't the best at giving a blowjob but Jackson was so pent up he didn't even care, and looking down behind her head to see her nice round ass. He got distracted as he saw her big tits bouncing while she bobbed on his cock. It was too much for Jackson, and he tapped Erika on the shoulder and moaned, “Oh god, yes!” as he began ejaculating in Erika's mouth. Erika, surprised at the quickness of Jackson's orgasm, quickly began trying to swallow his semen. Alexis was working really hard to get Thomas's fat cock in her mouth but she was having trouble getting past the head. Thomas realizing her difficulty grabbed her head so she would look up at him and told her, “That's okay just keep sucking on my head and looking at me. That will be enough to get me off.” She looked up at him with her big brown doe eyes and just continued licking the head of his fat cock. Malcolm decided that he wanted to pay attention to Elizabeth's big breasts first. So he started licking one of her nipples while fondling the other tit, while his other hand got busy between Elizabeth's legs, fingering her. Malcolm still couldn't believe that such a short skinny girl could have such big tits but he realized they were definitely real as he was fondling them. Hearing Elizabeth's moaning getting louder he realized that he should start licking her pussy soon before he made her cum just from fingering her, so he got between her widely-parted legs and began licking away. Bethany was enjoying William's efforts as he licked away at her pussy. ‘Wow! William is pretty good at eating pussy. Definitely better than I would have expected.' Her thoughts were interrupted when she heard a voice behind her. “Here, William; let me help you out a bit,” she turned around to see Mr. Garza standing behind her. Mr. Garza then reached around and cupped one of Bethany's huge boobs in each of his hands. He then began fondling Bethany's large tits and said, “Wow Bethany you have such nice breasts and I can tell that they are real, which is very nice to see with breasts this large.” Bethany just relaxed and enjoyed the sensation of William licking her pussy while her teacher fondled her huge tits in his strong hands. All the sudden the combined pleasure of what the two men were doing to her was too much, and Bethany felt herself began to experience one of the best orgasms she had ever had, as she moaned loud enough for the entire class to hear. Hearing Bethany's orgasmic moans and feeling Bruce's tongue and middle finger inside of her, was too much for Michelle as she started a very powerful orgasm. Bruce felt Michelle's already tight pussy get even tighter on his finger, as she started orgasming and he continued to lick her rock-hard clit through her orgasm. Rebecca's continued assault on Devon's huge cock was too much and he moaned, “Oh please don't stop.” Rebecca gave the big cock a few more bobs before she felt his testicles tense up in her hand, and immediately pulled up so just the head of Devon's cock was in her mouth as he began ejaculating. After all the attention Malcolm had given her, and all the stimulation of sex moans going through the room, Elizabeth could no longer take it. She grabbed Malcolm's head and pushed it between her legs and started cumming like crazy, having her legs shake a bit in the process. Alexis was still working on Thomas's fat cock head and her attentions were getting him very close. He told her, “Oh god, Alexis don't stop, you're doing so well. Oh! I'm so close, keep going Alexis.” Following his encouragement Alexis started sucking at his cock head harder while her tongue found the sensitive underside of his glans. She was rewarded with a large load of cum very quickly. She worked at swallowing all of Thomas's semen while he continued to cum in her mouth. Eventually, the excess ran down her chin. As his explosions subsided, she gave the underside of his tip one last tickle. Thomas pleaded; “Stop!” Alexis slid back off his tip, causing an audible smacking sound. Then she looked into his eyes with a sultry smile; while slowly scooping his excess spunk from her chin with her finger. Unaware that the entire classroom was watching her, she slowly lifted her frosted finger to her tongue and licked all the icing off, then inserted her wet finger deep into her mouth and rolled her tongue around it. Then she winked at him. Silence continued in the room, until the professor spoke. “All right, now that everyone has reached a satisfying orgasm, you are free to leave,” Mr. Garza told the class. “Now remember if at any point you want to practice what you have learned you are free to practice with one of your classmates,” Mrs. Garza reminded the students as they started getting dressed and getting all of their stuff together. “No one is required to do anything outside these structured labs. And please; do not discuss anything from these labs with anyone, even each other. What happens here, stays here. You all want your privacy respected.” When the students were dressed, Mr. Garza pressed the button by the chalkboard, and remotely unlocked the classroom doors. Session Two Dismissed As the students left the classroom, several of them pulled out phones and asked for their lab partner's numbers. Professor Phoebe felt her Antonio come up behind her, and press his once again rock hard cock, against her round ass. He then reached up to cup one of her large tits in each of his strong hands. “So what did you think about that lesson?” he asked Phoebe, as he fondled her breasts while rubbing his hard cock against the crack of her large ass. “It certainly looked like you were enjoying yourself when you were sucking on Malcolm's huge cock head. I might have to punish you for that later,” he added as he whispered in her ear. “As I recall, you enjoy the fact that I enjoy having a cock in my mouth,” she responded, as she grounded her ass harder into his cock. “Besides it's not like you weren't enjoying yourself when you were holding on to Bethany's huge tits while William was licking her pussy.” “Well I was just following your example,” he said to his wife. “Now why don't you go over to the table and bend over so you can receive your punishment.” “Yes sir,” Phoebe responded to her husband's discipline fantasy, as she moved to bend over the teacher's table while shaking her shapely rear end enticingly. Antonio then walked over to his wife. He admired her firm round ass while rubbing one hand up and down her cheek enjoying the smoothness of her skin. He then brought his hand back to give her a firm but pleasurable smack on her ass. Phoebe yelped slightly as she enjoyed the ‘punishment'. Antonio gave his wife's fantastic ass a couple more spanks before bringing his large cock up and smacking his cock against his wife's ass. “Oh babe enough teasing I really need it now,” Phoebe moaned to her husband, her pussy was practically dripping after the display in the classroom and the teasing spanks from her husband. With very little warning, Antonio quickly shoved his large cock into her pussy. “Oh yeah babe give me that big fuck pole!” Phoebe yelled. Antonio had his head back enjoying the fantastic sensations of his wife's tight pussy grabbing his thick cock. He then looked back down to see her nice round ass bounce each time he thrust his cock deep inside of her. “Wow baby you just have such a nice ass, I love this view,” he said. “Here let me show you how you can enjoy the view even more,” she said back to her husband as she placed her hand on his hip so he would stop thrusting for a moment. Antonio stopped his thrusting, just leaving a bit of his cock still in his wife and watched as she proceeded to back her ass up on his cock before getting into a rhythm so that she was bouncing her round ass on her well-hung man. “Oh yeah babe how's that view? Are you working up a big load for me?” she asked. “Oh yeah baby I'm definitely working up a huge load for you in these big balls of mine,” he responded. “Oh babe, give it to me I want to feel you shoot your nut up inside of me. Come on give me your nut,” Phoebe begged. All the pleasure and encouragement was too much for Antonio and he pushed his large cock as far as it would go into his buxom lover, while reaching up to grab her swinging tits in his hands. He then unloaded his pent up cum into her with extreme force. “Oh yeah babe, I can feel you shooting it all inside me. I'm going to cum too!” Phoebe wailed as she started having and orgasm. She could feel her pussy grabbing Antonio's ejaculating penis as she had one of the best orgasms of her life. Phoebe couldn't believe how much cum he was shooting into her, Wow he must have really enjoyed the students' display if he's cumming this hard, she thought to herself. Eventually, Phoebe's orgasm wained, and Antonio pulled out his exhausted cock from his sex-goddess wife. Phoebe then turned to look at her man and said, “Wow babe, I thought you shot a lot of cum into my mouth earlier, but that was a huge load. I can still feel it deep in my pussy.” “Yeah, I don't know what happened, but it felt so good to shoot that much cum in you. I guess seeing all those students performing oral sex was more stimulation than I realized. I can't wait for these sessions to continue. I especially can't wait until we get to the end of the class and we get an opportunity to fuck the students,” he said. “Yeah I know what you mean. After seeing all of those girls sucking the boys' cocks I can't wait to try having those young cocks inside me,” she said. “Well now, time to prepare for the next lesson.” Session Three Devon greeted his classmates in the hall of the building, He was surprised at being the last student to arrive. His nerd reputation might just took a direct hit. But he was happy to be greeted so warmly by all of them. And especially when Rebecca, his lab partner from last session, winked at him. All of the students were waiting outside the classroom door when the lock buzzed and opened for them. As they filed in and walked down the many steps toward the front, Mr. Garza counted all 12 students, then pressed the button again and the locks clicked. Then the classmates began stripping off their clothes in excited anticipation of what today's sex lesson would hold. Once all the students were completely naked and situated on the sofas, Mr. and Mrs. Garza stood to greet their students completely nude. “I want to commend the entire class on both your presentation and deportment in the last session.” Mrs. Garza said. “You all seem to keep very good personal hygiene. That's essential. And you all demonstrated kindness, patience, and encouragement to one another. We can't say enough just how essential that is to positive and pleasurable human sexuality.” “We hope that continues,” Mr. Garza added; “and you all spare us the uncomfortable duty of speaking to you personally about either your hygiene, or your unconstructive interactions with others in the class.” “Now class I'm sure some of you are already anticipating this, but, today we will be talking about sexual intercourse, or what is commonly referred to simply as sex,” Mrs. Garza said to the class. “I'm sure most of you know this but, sexual intercourse is when the man puts his penis inside the woman's vagina,” Mr. Garza said to the class as his own penis had reached full erection from seeing his attractive young female students naked. “I'm sure most of you know, sexual intercourse is how a man gets a woman pregnant, but I know all the young ladies in this class are taking their birth control so we won't have to worry about that,” Mrs. Garza commented to the class, “and let me tell you young ladies it a very good thing that you are on birth control because feeling a man's penis ejaculating inside of you is an amazing experience.” “Another thing to note about sexual intercourse is there are a number of different positions you can have sex in,” said Mr. Garza. “We believe that it would be too difficult for just the two of us to show you all the different sexual positions. So after the fantastic results of last class period, we decided that we will pair all of you up so that you can show your classmates all the different positions,” Mrs. Garza told the class. This caused quite a bit of excitement amongst the students, as they were surprised and intrigued that they would get to have sex with their classmates so quickly. Mr. Garza addressed the class, “so what we will do now is pair each of you with a new partner. Once we pair you with your partner we want the two of you to get together and start arousing each other. Once all of you are properly aroused for sex then we will let you know what position you and your partner are going to demonstrate for the class.” Lab Three “Now let's figure out what these partnerships are going to be,” Mrs. Garza said excitedly. “Now, let's have; ·      Rebecca & Bruce. ·      Bethany & Devon. ·      Erika & Malcolm. ·      Alexis & Jackson. ·      Michelle & William. ·      Elizabeth & Thomas. Well these all seem like good partnerships. Now get together with your assigned partner, and remember what we learned from our previous lessons, and use those techniques to arouse your partner, sexually. Alright, chop chop; go get together and find a place to sit with your partner.” All the students got up from their sofas and proceeded to meet up with the student they had been partnered with. For most of them, their bashfulness came back, and this was a reality check. They were expected to immediately be affectionate and spontaneous, without the direct coaching of the professors, to blame it on. Mr. and Mrs. Garza started to walk around the classroom to observe how their students were preparing for the next part of the lesson. Eventually, the 6 pairs found ways to get past all inhibitions, and the foreplay was well underway. Jackson was gently sucking on one of Alexis's pert nipples, while one of his hands was busy between her legs fingering her. Alexis, for her part, had her hand wrapped around Jackson's erect cock, and was slightly stroking it, but seemed more occupied with what Jackson was doing to her. Bethany and Devon were intensely making out, while Devon had one of his hands fondling Bethany's huge breast, Bethany was busy using two hands to stroke Devon's long, fat cock. Michelle had already taken William's cock in her mouth, and was giving him a relaxed blowjob, while also having one of her hands in between her own legs, rubbing her clit, to make sure she was prepared for her first cock. Thomas seemed to have a similar idea to Michelle, as he was in between Elizabeth's legs licking away at her pussy while the short, stacked student gently fondled her 34D breasts. Thomas also had one hand wrapped around his thick cock, to make sure it stayed hard for Elizabeth. By far, one of the most interesting ways the students were practicing foreplay was Rebecca and Bruce. Rebecca had positioned her backside so that she was grinding her large, fat ass into Bruce's cock while he had one hand reaching around grabbing one of Rebecca's firm 34B breast while his other hand was reached around, busy between her legs fingering her very wet pussy. Finally they observed the last couple, as Erika had Malcolm's very fat cock head in her mouth, and seemed to be sucking on it, quite successfully. Not to be outdone though, Malcolm had one hand busy between Erika's legs, as he eagerly fingered her, while using the other hand to hold onto, and gently massage one of Erika's large, heavy tits. As they watched their students please and arouse each other, Mrs. Garza reached out to grab hold of her husband's cock, to find it as hard as she could ever remember feeling it. She gave her husband's hard 9-inch shaft, several short strokes before she addressed the class again. Missionary Position “Alright, now that everyone seems properly aroused, I think it's time to proceed to the next part of the lesson.” Her ‘professor' voice seemed to bring the students out of a sexually induced stupor, and they all turned to pay attention to their buxom teacher. “Now the first position we are going to demonstrate is called the missionary position. This is one of the most common positions in the world, and is very popular. Now for this position the woman lies on her back with her legs spread, while the man gets in position on top of her, so they are face-to-face. Once the man is in position between the woman's legs he slides his penis inside of her. In this position he is free to kiss the woman on her lips, or if he so desires he can pay attention to and kiss her breasts; or sometimes just to look into her eyes.” The six paired-off couples continued to fondle each other while the lecture continued; “Now since the woman is underneath the man, she doesn't have the ability to move as much, but she can still kiss and make out with the man. Also, something that both partners find enjoyable in this position is when the woman wraps her legs around the man and brings his hips closer to her. This helps to pull the man's penis deeper inside the woman, and lets the man know how much she is enjoying him,” Mrs. Garza told the class. “Now let's see who should our first couple be? I think that we will have William and Michelle start us off with our demonstrations.” Demonstration One Michelle gave William's fat cockhead one last good suck, before she stood up. William eventually got up, still in a bit of a daze from Michelle's fantastic blowjob. He looked up to see Michelle walking toward the tumbling mat, that the teachers had put out for the demonstration. She turned around to look at him, and when she noticed he wasn't following her, she shook her ass a bit to entice him to follow her. William quickly awoke from his trance by the giggles of the classmates, then got up and followed Michelle over to the mat. Michelle laid down on the mat on her back and spread her legs a bit to show William what he was aiming for. Michelle had a beautiful brown landing strip of pubic hair on her otherwise shaved pussy. Her outer labia was thick and engorged even wider, from the foreplay and anticipation. William was very excited for this part of the lab, and quickly got between Michelle's spread legs. As he was about to plunge his cock inside her he felt a hand on his shoulder. He quickly turned around almost getting one of Mrs. Garza's golden breasts straight in his mouth. Mrs. Garza crouched down with him and said, “Now before you just shove your cock inside Michelle you need to make sure she is ready for you.” Mrs. Garza then reached down and grabbed William's thick cock. “Well, I see Michelle definitely got you ready for her. That's one hard cock you have, now. So what you should do first is gently rub the tip of your cock against her vagina to make sure she is wet and ready for you. Like this,” and with that she took William's cock and began rubbing it against Michelle's slit. William could feel Michelle's wetness spread across his cock head. Michelle began to moan as she felt William's fat cockhead rub against her slit especially when Mrs. Garza pushed William's cock against her clit. “Class, circle around and observe.” Mr. Garza added; “Take note of Michelle's wide-set labia. As a female becomes very aroused, her outer labia becomes puffier and slightly more wide-set. It's yet another way to affirm that she's ready for intercourse.” Mrs. Garza gently squeezed Michelle's engorged labia to emphasize the point. Mrs. Garza stood back up and said, “Well it seems like she's ready for you, William. Why don't you give it a try.” William then grabbed his thick hard cock and lined it up with Michelle's vagina. As he tried to push in he couldn't get it in so he pulled back and tried again. On the second try he was only able to get the head of his cock inside Michelle and she cried out as she felt his fat cock head enter her pussy. The other partners were standing above the demonstration, and couldn't see the bit of blood trickle down Michelle's labia. They had no clue she was ending her virginity in front of the classmates and professors. William knew. He stopped for a moment and laid his body gently onto her, his cheek pressed against hers. “Are you okay?” he whispered softly. “Oh, gawd, yes!” She softly assured him. Now don't draw attention to my secret, and let's have a good slow fuck. I need to pass this class.” Then she grabbed his face and opened her mouth to give him her tongue, in a sloppy, arousing exchange. Eventually, William's cock hungered to go deeper. Eventually his cock resumed it's descension. ‘Holy cow! her pussy is so tight I can barely get my cock inside her,' William thought to himself. ‘Let me just go slowly at first and let her adjust to my cock.' William began slowly moving his cock in and out of Michelle's pussy getting a little deeper each time. “That's real good” she assured him. “You're doing just fine. I'm loving this!” Eventually he was able to get all of his cock inside Michelle. As he felt her pussy adjust to his large intruder, he raised up off her chest and looked down at Michelle, then softly asked if she was okay. “I'm more than okay, this feels amazing and you feel really big inside of me,” Michelle said in a sultry voice, as she looked up into William's bright blue eyes. “That's because you're really wonderfully tight,” William moaned as he continued to thrust in and out of Michelle's tight vagina. “Remember what Mrs. Garza said. Don't forget about the rest of me.” Michelle reached and grabbed his hands and brought them up to her firm full breasts, so he could fondle them while he continued to fuck her. Michelle loved the feeling as William grabbed tight onto her tits, as he continued thrusting his large cock deep inside of her. As William got more into his thrusts, Michelle got even more excited, and wrapped her legs around William, to push him even deeper inside her tight pussy, while he continued to make out with her. After a while of doing this, Mr. Garza interrupted their passionate lovemaking, “Alright you two. I think that's enough for the demonstration. Why don't you two disengage so we can continue with the rest of the lesson.” William and Michelle looked up from their position on the mat looking up at their teacher very, very disappointedly. “I know, I know. But don't worry, you'll have an opportunity to continue this once the rest of the demonstrations are done. Well, for our next demonstration, Bethany & Devon, stay here. And the other partners can return to the sofas. Why don't we try woman-on-top position, commonly known as the cowgirl position. Now in this position the man lies on his back while the woman gets on top of him, and inserts his penis inside of her vagina.” Mrs. Garza handed some paper towels to Michelle, as Mr. Garza continued his lecture. Michelle handed William some of them and he slowly raised onto all fours. Michelle swiftly wiped herself and wadded the spent towels. Then William reached in to slide his towels along the length of his still-rigid shaft and tip. She took his towel and prepared to eventually get up. They heard Mr. Garza continue his instructions; “Devon and Bethany will demonstrate this position for us.” Bethany and Devon were standing next to each other; Devon's arm around Bethany's ass-cheek. as Bethany stroked Devon's long, fat cock while Devon was gently fingering Bethany's vagina, which was very wet. Bethany stepped forward when she heard Mr. Garza call hers and Devon's names. She gently pulled Devon along with her, by his very hard cock, as a dog is walked on a leash. As they reached the mat, Bethany gently pushed Devon down so he was lying on his back. Bethany then straddled, facing Devon, and adjusted into position above his towering huge cock. Mr. Garza asked William & Michelle to sit down and recoup on the leather sofa next to the Chaise Lounge. William led Michelle to the sofa and lay down on his side. Then he patted the cushion, gesturing for her to lay with him. She gladly accepted his suggestion and they ‘cuddled' for the next demonstration. Demonstration Two ‘Oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm about to sit on this huge dick,' Bethany thought to herself. She reached down to grab Devon's rock hard cock and rubbed the head gently against her slit. ‘Holy crap he's not even inside me yet and feels so huge against the outside of my pussy.' Eventually she took a hold of Devon's cock and began sliding her pussy on to it. She couldn't believe how big he immediately felt inside of her. For Devon's part, he threw his head back and moaned in pleasure, as he felt Bethany's tight pussy pulling his cock into her. Devon reached up to caress Bethany's pendulous breasts, rubbing her nipples with his thumbs. ‘Holy shit, this is a huge cock,' Bethany thought, as she continued to take more of Devon's big cock into her pussy. ‘And he's driving me wild with his fingers on my nipples!' Eventually she felt like she had most of his cock inside her, and she began to pull back up, and started to ride his cock. While Devon was definitely enjoying the sensation of Bethany riding his cock, he slid both hands down to caress her hips and try to enhance her rhythm with a bit of his own movement. He couldn't resist staring up and watching Bethany's huge 32F breasts sway while she rode his huge cock. Bethany looked down at Devon and said, “You know this position is perfect for grabbing my tits. Mine are very, very sensitive. Here let me help you.” She then reached down to grab his arms and brings his hands back up to her large breasts. “Oh yeah, fuck that feels good. I love when a guy plays with my tits and it's even better because you have a huge fucking cock,” Bethany moaned as Devon fondled her huge tits, making sure to also rub her hard, stiff nipples. Bethany's comments brought more confidence to Devon and she felt his cock get stiffer in her pussy while he fondled her breasts. With his extended confidence, Devon began pushing his cock up into Bethany from beneath her. This drove Bethany wild, and she moaned out loud, “Oh god, yes! Keep fucking me with your huge cock!” After a moment of pushing up into her, Devon grabbed Bethany's hips and brought her down deeper onto his cock which made Bethany tense up a bit as Devon went deeper than any other guy she had been with, by a lot. After a bit of this, Mrs. Garza said, “Alright I think that's enough, you two. Let's move on to the next pair.” Bethany slowly stood up on shaky legs, as she felt Devon's rigid cock withdraw from her well-fucked pussy. Mrs. Garza the told the class, “Now the next position we are going to demonstrate is commonly known as doggy style because it is similar to how most mammals have sex. Now most women really enjoy this position because it allows for very deep penetration. Men also like this position because it gives them free access to enjoy the woman's body. You can reach around and feel a woman's breasts or reach around and rub her clit to give her extra pleasure or you can simply grab onto her ass and pound away. “Now for this position“ Mr. Garza said; “I think we will have Rebecca and Bruce give us a demonstration.” Devon then stood up as well, and helped Bethany, as they went back to the open sofa. To be continued. By zachattack163 for Literotica

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Colabora Con Biblioteca Del Metal: En Twitter - https://twitter.com/Anarkometal72 Y Donanos Unas Propinas En BAT. Para Seguir Con El Proyecto De la Biblioteca Mas Grande Del Metal. Muchisimas Gracias. La Tienda De Biblioteca Del Metal: Encontraras, Ropa, Accesorios,Decoracion, Ect... Todo Relacionado Al Podcats Biblioteca Del Metal Y Al Mundo Del Heavy Metal. Descubrela!!!!!! Ideal Para Llevarte O Regalar Productos Del Podcats De Ivoox. (Por Tiempo Limitado) https://teespring.com/es/stores/biblioteca-del-metal-1 Paul Bruce Dickinson (Worksop, Nottinghamshire, 7 de agosto de 1958), más conocido como Bruce Dickinson, es un cantante, productor musical, esgrimista, empresario, escritor, historiador y piloto de aviación británico. Es famoso por ser el vocalista, frontman y co-compositor de la banda de heavy metal Iron Maiden. Es considerado por muchos expertos de canto, medios y el público en general como uno de los mejores cantantes de la historia de este género. También posee un nivel intermedio de interpretación en guitarra, mostrado principalmente en su carrera en solitario. Nacido en Worksop, Nottinghamshire, Bruce Dickinson comenzó su carrera musical en pequeñas bandas en la década de 1970, mientras asistía a la escuela en Sheffield y a la universidad en Londres. En 1979 se unió a la agrupación Samson, con la que logró cierta popularidad bajo el nombre artístico de "Bruce Bruce". Tras grabar dos discos de estudio dejó la banda en 1981 para unirse a Iron Maiden, reemplazando al cantante Paul Di'Anno. Durante su primera etapa en Iron Maiden grabó una serie de exitosos álbumes que se convirtieron en discos de platino y oro en los Estados Unidos y el Reino Unido en la década de 1980. Dickinson abandonó Iron Maiden en 1993 (siendo reemplazado por Blaze Bayley) para seguir una carrera como solista, lo que le permitió experimentar con una amplia variedad de estilos entre el heavy metal y el hard rock. Se reincorporó a la banda en 1999 junto con el guitarrista Adrian Smith. Tras su regreso a Iron Maiden grabó un nuevo disco en solitario en 2005, Tyranny of Souls. Su primo Rob Dickinson fue el vocalista de la banda británica de rock alternativo Catherine Wheel, mientras que su hijo, Austin, lideró la banda de metalcore Rise to Remain. Aparte de su carrera en la música, Dickinson ha llevado a cabo otro tipo de actividades. Emprendió una carrera como piloto comercial para la aerolínea Astraeus Airlines. Tras el cierre de Astraeus, creó su propia empresa de mantenimiento de aviones y capacitación de pilotos en 2012, Cardiff Aviation. Dickinson presentó su propio programa de radio en la emisora BBC Radio 6 Music de 2002 a 2010 y también ha presentado documentales de televisión, ha escrito novelas y guiones cinematográficos, creó una exitosa cerveza con Robinsons Brewery y compitió como esgrimista a nivel internacional. Paul Bruce Dickinson nació en Worksop, Nottinghamshire.​ Su madre, Sonia, trabajaba a medio tiempo en una fábrica de calzado, y su padre, Bruce (f.2018), era un mecánico del ejército.​ El inesperado embarazo de Sonia obligó a la joven pareja a contraer matrimonio.​ Inicialmente fue criado por sus abuelos, un trabajador de una mina de carbón local y un ama de casa.​ Este hecho es recordado por Dickinson en la letra de la canción "Born in '58" de su primer álbum como solista, Tattooed Millionaire.​ Estudió en la escuela primaria de Manton en Worksop mientras sus padres vivían en Sheffield.​ Cuando cumplió seis años fue enviado a Sheffield por sus abuelos,​ lugar donde ingresó en una escuela primaria en Manor.​ Luego de unos meses, sus padres decidieron inscribirlo en una escuela privada llamada Sharrow Vale Junior.​ Dickinson ha afirmado que debido a esta situación aprendió a ser autosuficiente, pero no pudo entablar amistades duraderas.​ Bruce tiene una hermana menor, la jinete profesional Helena Stormanns, nacida en 1963.​ Trató de aislarse de ella tanto como pudo cuando era joven, al parecer porque presumía que el nacimiento de Helena si fue planeado.​ La primera experiencia de Bruce con la música ocurrió en Worksop, cuando bailaba para sus abuelos la canción "The Twist" de Chubby Checker.​ Su primer álbum fue el sencillo "She Loves You" de The Beatles, un regalo de su abuelo. Desde ese momento empezó a interesarse en la música rock.​ Intentó tocar la guitarra acústica de su padre, pero sus dedos terminaron ampollados.​ Cuando se mudaron a Sheffield, los padres de Dickinson se ganaban la vida comprando propiedades, acondicionándolas y vendiéndolas para obtener un beneficio.​ Como resultado, gran parte de su infancia la pasó viviendo en un sitio de construcción, hasta que sus padres compraron una pensión y un garaje en bancarrota donde su padre comenzó a vender autos de segunda mano.​ Los ingresos de su negocio le dieron la oportunidad de darle a Bruce (entonces de 13 años) una educación en un internado en la escuela Oundle, una institución pública en Northamptonshire.​ Dickinson no se oponía a mudarse de su hogar porque no había logrado "ningún vínculo real" con sus padres, ya que había sido criado por sus abuelos en Worksop hasta que cumplió los seis años.​ En Oundle, Dickinson era acosado constantemente por los niños mayores de Sidney House, la pensión a la que pertenecía,​ hecho que describió como "una tortura sistemática" que lo llevó a convertirse en un niño prácticamente aislado.​ Sus intereses en Oundle solían ser militares; fue cofundador de la sociedad de juegos de guerra de la escuela con su compañero Mike Jordan, logrando una posición de cierto poder en la fuerza de cadetes de la escuela,​ donde se le permitió manejar munición real, que utilizaba para crear trampas explosivas.​ En Oundle Dickinson empezó a interesarse en el hard rock, especialmente tras escuchar la épica canción "Child in Time" de Deep Purple en el cuarto de uno de sus compañeros, quedando asombrado por la potencia vocal de Ian Gillan.​ El primer álbum que compró con su propio dinero fue Deep Purple In Rock, disco que terminó de afianzar su gusto por este tipo de música.​ Más adelante compró el álbum debut de Black Sabbath, Aqualung de Jethro Tull y Tarkus de Emerson, Lake & Palmer.​ La primera banda que pudo ver en directo fue Wild Turkey, agrupación que tocó en su escuela y que tenía entre sus filas al bajista de Jethro Tull, Glenn Cornick.​ Más tarde asistió a conciertos de Van der Graaf Generator y Arthur Brown.​ Bruce se interesó inicialmente en aprender a tocar la batería,​ practicando con un par de bongós.​ El músico recuerda que tocaba y cantaba la canción "Let It Be" con su amigo Mike Jordan, descubriendo que tenía una voz prometedora para cantar música rock.​ Poco tiempo después fue expulsado de Oundle por participar en una broma en la que orinó sobre la cena del director de la institución.​ Tras retornar a su hogar en Sheffield en 1976, ingresó en la escuela King Edward VII, lugar donde se unió a su primera banda.​ Escuchó a otros dos alumnos hablar sobre la necesidad de un cantante para su banda, por lo que se ofreció como voluntario de inmediato.​ La banda practicaba en el garaje del padre del baterista. Allí sus compañeros se asombraron por su calidad vocal, animándolo para que comprara un micrófono.​ Su primera presentación ocurrió en una pequeña taberna en Sheffield.​ Originalmente llamada "Paradox", la banda cambió su nombre a "Styx" por sugerencia de Bruce, sin tener en cuenta que en ese momento ya existía una banda en los Estados Unidos con el mismo nombre.​ Llegaron a los titulares de los periódicos locales cuando un obrero local fue despertado por su actuación y, enojado, trató de romper la batería de la banda.​ Poco tiempo después la agrupación se disolvió.​ Después de graduarse de la escuela con énfasis en inglés, historia y economía, Dickinson confesó: "Realmente no sabía qué era lo que quería hacer".​ Lo primero que hizo fue unirse a la Segunda Reserva del Ejército por seis meses.​ Aunque disfrutó su experiencia militar, Dickinson se dio cuenta de que no quería esta opción como una carrera y aplicó para estudiar historia en la Universidad Queen Mary de Londres.​ Sus padres querían que se uniera al ejército, pero Bruce les mintió diciendo que quería graduarse antes para tener más libertad de cantar en bandas de rock.​ En la universidad se involucró en el Comité de Entretenimiento, afirmando sobre esta experiencia lo siguiente: "Un día eres roadie para The Jam, al día siguiente estás cargando una escenografía de Stonehenge para Hawkwind."​ En 1977 conoció a Paul "Noddy" White, un multi-instrumentista dueño de un gran equipo de grabación, con el que Bruce, junto al baterista Steve Jones, formaría una banda llamada Speed.​ De acuerdo con Dickinson, la banda se llamó Speed ("velocidad" en español) por la forma en que tocaban y no como una alusión a la droga del mismo nombre. ​ Dickinson empezó a escribir su propio material cuando White le enseñó tres acordes en su guitarra.​ Aunque Speed llegó a tocar varias veces en la taberna Green Man en Plumstead, la banda no duró mucho, pero sirvió como impulso para que Bruce se esforzara por buscar una carrera en la música.​ Dickinson vio un aviso en Melody Maker que decía: "Se necesita cantante para proyecto de grabación" y lo respondió inmediatamente.​ Grabó una cinta demo y la envió con la siguiente nota: "Por cierto, si creen que lo que canto es una basura, hay algún material de John Cleese grabado en el otro lado que espero les guste".​ Quedaron impresionados con su voz y lo invitaron al estudio para grabar una canción titulada "Dracula", primera pieza musical grabada por Bruce, con una agrupación llamada Shots,​ formada por dos hermanos, Phil y Doug Siviter.​ La canción fue incluida años después en el álbum recopilatorio The Best of Bruce Dickinson. Los hermanos quedaron impresionados con la calidad vocal de Bruce y le pidieron que se uniera a su banda.​ La agrupación realizaba presentaciones constantes en pequeños clubes.​ Una noche Dickinson se detuvo a mitad de una canción e increpó a uno de los asistentes por no prestar atención a la música.​ Esta práctica tuvo tan buena aceptación que el cantante empezó a hacerlo todas las noches como una práctica regular en sus presentaciones en vivo. Dickinson afirma que esta experiencia le enseñó a convertirse en un "frontman".​ El siguiente paso en su carrera fue la visita de los músicos Barry Graham ("Thunderstick") y Paul Samson a una de las presentaciones de Shots en una taberna llamada Prince of Wales en Kent.​ Impresionados con su voz y su manejo del escenario, hablaron con Dickinson después de la presentación y le ofrecieron ser el cantante de su banda, Samson.​ Dickinson aceptó unirse a la agrupación con la condición de que le dejaran presentar sus exámenes finales de historia.​ Hasta ese momento, había estado descuidando su educación universitaria.​ Como resultado, la universidad había intentado expulsarlo por reprobar sus exámenes de segundo año y no pagar sus honorarios de alojamiento, pero logró continuar debido a su papel como oficial de entretenimiento.​ Después de escribir ensayos de seis meses en el lapso de dos semanas y algunos ejercicios de última hora para sus exámenes, Dickinson logró graduarse sin muchos méritos.​ El 19 de julio de 2011, Dickinson obtuvo un doctorado honorario en música de parte de su alma máter en honor a sus contribuciones a la industria musical.​ Después de conocer a Paul Samson y a Barry Purkis y de culminar sus exámenes finales, Dickinson se unió a la banda Samson en un escenario de Bishop's Stortford para cantar la canción "Rock Me Baby", consolidando su papel como nuevo vocalista principal de la agrupación.​ La banda ya había publicado su álbum debut, Survivors de 1979, dos meses antes de la llegada de Bruce.​ Tras culminar sus estudios, Dickinson se encontró con la banda en un estudio de grabación de Greenwich para aprender las canciones de Survivors.​ Aunque no encajaban en su estilo vocal,​ la banda rápidamente escribió nuevas canciones que serían incluidas en el álbum Head On,​ algunas de las cuales fueron tocadas en vivo poco tiempo después.​ Fue durante esos primeros ensayos que surgió el nombre artístico de "Bruce Bruce", derivado de un episodio llamado "Bruces sketch" de la serie de televisión Monty Python.​ El nombre se volvió muy tedioso para Dickinson ya que la banda continuamente emitía cheques sin fondos, pagaderos a favor de "Bruce Bruce" a modo de broma.​ Dickinson más tarde comentó que odiaba ese nombre pero que terminó aceptándolo como su nombre artístico.​ Bruce se llevó una sorpresa al enterarse que no todos los músicos de rock eran "grandes artistas"; sentía que algunos de ellos, como sus compañeros en Samson, solo estaban interesados ​​en las mujeres, las drogas y el alcohol, algo con lo que no estaba de acuerdo pues sus aspiraciones eran mayores.​ Aunque había fumado marihuana antes,​ Dickinson descubrió que le era imposible comunicarse con los otros miembros de la banda si estaba sobrio, y decidió que era "el precio que debía pagar".​ Mientras lideraba la banda, Bruce escuchó a Iron Maiden por primera vez cuando la agrupación de Steve Harris abrió uno de los conciertos de Samson en el Music Machine en 1980.​ Al respecto, Dickinson afirmó: "Los vi en vivo ese día y me di cuenta que eran buenos, realmente buenos. Recuerdo que en ese momento pensé que quería ser su vocalista".​ Dickinson permaneció en Samson un año, grabando los álbumes de estudio Head On y Shock Tactics.​ Sin embargo, la banda pronto tuvo dificultades con su sello discográfico, Gem Records, que entró en quiebra y no financió su gira europea como soporte de Iron Maiden.​ La banda firmó con RCA, pero la discográfica no se mostró muy interesada.​ Tras una presentación de Samson en el Festival de Reading, el mánager de Iron Maiden, Rod Smallwood, se acercó a Dickinson y le ofreció ser el nuevo vocalista de Iron Maiden.​ Dickinson audicionó para Iron Maiden en una sala de ensayos en Hackney en septiembre de 1981. Allí descubrió que la banda tenía un nivel de profesionalismo superior al de su anterior grupo, Samson.​ En la sala de ensayos, la banda tocó las canciones "Prowler", "Sanctuary", "Running Free" y "Remember Tomorrow", antes de pedirle a Dickinson que cantara las mismas canciones en un estudio de grabación.​ Iron Maiden tenía una rutina estricta y organizada que se adaptaba al estilo de composición de la banda, algo que Dickinson describió como "la tabla de tiempo".​ Después de brindar algunos conciertos, la agrupación comenzó a componer nuevo material para su tercer álbum de estudio, The Number of the Beast, publicado en 1982. A raíz de los problemas contractuales de Samson, Dickinson no pudo ser acreditado legalmente en ninguna de las canciones del disco,​ limitándose a hacer lo que él mismo llamó como "contribuciones morales", revelando años después que contribuyó en alguna medida en la composición de las canciones "The Prisoner", "Children of the Damned" y "Run to the Hills".​ El álbum fue un éxito y encabezó las listas británicas,​ logrando la certificación de disco de platino en el Reino Unido y en los Estados Unidos.​ Tras su lanzamiento, la banda se embarcó en la gira internacional The Beast on the Road para promocionar el disco. En los siguientes álbumes, Piece of Mind de 1983 y Powerslave de 1984, el monopolio compositivo de Steve Harris fue dejado de lado para incorporar las ideas de los demás miembros de la banda. Dickinson contribuyó con la composición de algunas canciones como los sencillos "Flight of Icarus" y "2 Minutes to Midnight".​ Durante la multitudinaria gira World Slavery Tour, como parte de los nuevos elementos teatrales incorporados en el escenario de la banda, Bruce usó una máscara con plumas durante la interpretación de la canción "Powerslave". Según sus propias declaraciones, compró dicha máscara en una tienda de artículos sexuales.​ La gira fue tan larga y desgastante que Dickinson llegó a considerar abandonar el proyecto cuando el tour se encontraba a mitad de camino.​ La gerencia de Iron Maiden añadía fechas a la gira constantemente hasta que Dickinson amenazó con dejar la banda si continuaban haciéndolo.​ Al finalizar la gira, la banda se tomó seis meses de descanso, tiempo que Bruce aprovechó para practicar esgrima.​ Iron Maiden comenzó a escribir material para su siguiente álbum, Somewhere in Time. Dickinson estaba decepcionado ya que sentía que la banda requería en ese momento de un estilo más acústico para seguir siendo relevante, a pesar de que se introdujeron sintetizadores en la grabación del disco.​ No tuvo créditos de composición en el álbum, ya que su material fue rechazado por el resto de la banda.​ Steve Harris declaró que esto ocurrió porque sus composiciones no eran lo suficientemente buenas, pues Dickinson "probablemente era el más afectado tras finalizar la gira World Slavery Tour".​ Tras la gira promocional de Somewhere in Time, Iron Maiden empezó a trabajar en su siguiente álbum de estudio, Seventh Son of a Seventh Son, disco más experimental que sus anteriores trabajos y con algunos elementos de rock progresivo.​ Aunque se convirtió en el segundo álbum de Iron Maiden en encabezar las listas de éxitos británicas,​ fue el primer álbum con Dickinson como cantante que no alcanzó la certificación de platino en los Estados Unidos.​ A diferencia de Somewhere in Time, Dickinson se mostró más entusiasmado con el álbum y aportó créditos de composición.​ Después de finalizar la gira promocional del disco en 1988, el grupo decidió tomarse un año de descanso.​ Durante la etapa de composición del siguiente álbum, el guitarrista Adrian Smith dejó la banda y fue reemplazado por Janick Gers. El octavo álbum de estudio de Iron Maiden, No Prayer for the Dying de 1990, representó un cambio significativo en el sonido de la banda, abandonando la experimentación a favor de un heavy metal más convencional y comercial. Bruce cambió su forma de cantar, adoptando una voz más áspera.​ El disco fue grabado en un rancho de propiedad de Steve Harris con el estudio móvil de The Rolling Stones.​ La canción "Bring Your Daughter... to the Slaughter", compuesta originalmente por Dickinson para la banda sonora de la película de terror estadounidense A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child, se convirtió en el único sencillo de Iron Maiden en encabezar la lista de éxitos UK Singles Chart, pese a recibir un premio Golden Raspberry en la categoría de peor canción original en 1989.​ En 1992, Harris había convertido su rancho en un estudio de grabación y allí fue grabado Fear of the Dark, el nuevo álbum de estudio de la banda.​ Luego de la gira mundial Fear of the Dark Tour, Dickinson decidió dejar Iron Maiden para enfocarse en su carrera como solista.​ En ese momento la banda había agendado otra gira mundial en 1993, de la cual Bruce no disfrutó. A lo largo de la misma, Dickinson recibió muchas críticas de sus compañeros de banda. Steve Harris llegó a afirmar que en ese momento quería matarlo,​ pues según él, Dickinson solamente se esforzaba cuando la prensa se encontraba en el evento,​ de lo contrario simplemente mascullaba las canciones arriba del escenario.​ Bruce ha negado estas acusaciones, argumentando que le era imposible brindar un rendimiento decente algunas noches debido a la mala atmósfera existente entre él y sus compañeros.​ Su última presentación con la banda fue filmada por la BBC en los estudios Pinewood y publicada en vídeo con el título Raising Hell, con la incorporación del ilusionista Simon Drake animando el espectáculo.​ Junto con Adrian Smith, Dickinson regresó a Iron Maiden en 1999 después de sostener una conversación con Rod Smallwood.​ Smallwood le mencionó la posibilidad del retorno de Bruce a Steve Harris, pero el bajista inicialmente mostró algunas reservas al respecto, algo que cambió con el paso del tiempo.​ Harris y Dickinson se reunieron en la casa de Smallwood en Brighton en enero de 1999 para dialogar, algo que no ocurría entre ambos músicos desde 1993.​ Aunque se encontraban nerviosos por el encuentro, al verse cara a cara la tensión se disipó de inmediato y ambos acordaron que Dickinson debía regresar al grupo.​ Después de embarcarse en la gira promocional del álbum recopilatorio Ed Hunter, la banda ingresó al estudio para grabar el disco Brave New World, primer álbum con Dickinson desde 1992. Bruce insistió en que la agrupación debía buscar un nuevo productor en reemplazo de Martin Birch y grabar en un estudio diferente al que se utilizó para la grabación de No Prayer for the Dying y Fear of the Dark, algo que Harris aceptó.​ Finalmente el disco fue grabado en los estudios Guillaume Tell en París con el productor Kevin "The Caveman" Shirley.​ La agrupación se embarcó en una gira mundial, finalizando en el popular festival Rock in Rio ante unas 250000 personas.​ En 2003 la banda grabó el álbum Dance of Death en los estudios SARM de Londres, nuevamente con Kevin Shirley como productor.​ Después de salir de gira Iron Maiden regresó a SARM en 2006 para grabar el álbum A Matter of Life and Death,​ para luego embarcarse en un tour a nivel mundial. Entre 2008 y 2009 la banda llevó a cabo la gira Somewhere Back In Time World Tour,​ en la que Bruce piloteó un Boeing 757 bautizado Ed Force One.​ Fue realizado un entensivo documental sobre la gira titulado Iron Maiden: Flight 666, que tuvo un estreno limitado en cines en 2009.​ Iron Maiden volvió a salir de gira en 2010 para promocionar un nuevo disco, llamado The Final Frontier​ y grabado en Nassau.​ En septiembre de 2014 Iron Maiden empezó la grabación de su álbum de estudio número 16, The Book of Souls, en los estudios Guillaume Tell en París.​ El álbum contiene dos canciones escritas en su totalidad por Dickinson, "If Eternity Should Fail" y "Empire of the Clouds",​ la primera de ellas escrita para un posible álbum como solista.​ "Empire of the Clouds", de casi 18 minutos de duración,​ se convirtió en la canción más larga en toda la discografía de Iron Maiden y presenta a Bruce Dickinson tocando el piano por primera vez en una grabación de la banda.​ Hubo una nueva gira en 2016, con Dickinson piloteando nuevamente el avión de la agrupación.​ En el marco de la gira Eddie Rips Up the World Tour en 2005, Iron Maiden se presentó en el festival estadounidense Ozzfest junto a Black Sabbath como cabeza de cartel. Sharon, la esposa y representante del cantante Ozzy Osbourne, incitó a algunos amigos de su familia y miembros de otras bandas a sabotear la última presentación de Iron Maiden en el Anfiteatro San Manuel en San Bernardino, California el 20 de agosto,​ en un ataque que fue descrito por Rod Smallwood como "vil, peligroso, criminal y cobarde, un irrespeto a los fanáticos que pagaron una entrada para ver a su banda tocar un concierto completo".​ Sharon ordenó que el sonido de la banda fuera cortado, retrasó la entrada de la mascota Eddie the Head​ y alentó a los seguidores de su familia a arrojar huevos, tapas de botellas y encendedores desde la audiencia.​ De acuerdo a Dickinson, este ataque fue la respuesta a unas declaraciones dadas por el músico en las que criticaba los programas de telerrealidad, algo que, según él, Sharon Osbourne tomó de manera personal.​ Sin embargo, el diario The Guardian informó que Dickinson se había referido de mala manera al programa The Osbournes y había hecho mofa del uso del teleprónter en los conciertos de Ozzy Osbourne.​ Dickinson ha negado haber hecho comentarios contra Ozzy Osbourne y Black Sabbath,​ pero admitió sus críticas hacia la organización del Ozzfest, asegurando que muchas de las bandas que participaban del festival habían pagado para poder estar allí.​ Después del fallido concierto en San Bernardino, Sharon lanzó una declaración adicional donde acusaba a Dickinson de hacer varios comentarios en contra de los Estados Unidos,​ de los que no se presentó ninguna evidencia.​ Adicionalmente, Osbourne afirmó que la bandera británica exhibida por Dickinson durante la canción "The Trooper" era una falta de respeto con las tropas estadounidenses​ que en ese momento se encontraban peleando junto al ejército británico en la Guerra de Irak.​ Sharon también afirmó que Steve Harris le había presentado disculpas a su esposo Ozzy en San Bernardino por los comentarios de Dickinson,​ algo que Harris negó tiempo después, asegurando que sus palabras fueron tergiversadas.​ A comienzos de 1989, el sello discográfico Zomba le pidió a Dickinson que produjera una canción para la película de horror A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child,​ proporcionándole un presupuesto, un estudio y un productor, Chris Tsangarides. Dickinson aceptó la propuesta y se puso en contacto con el guitarrista Janick Gers para grabar la canción "Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter"​ con la colaboración del bajista Andy Carr y del baterista Fabio del Río.​ "La escribí en tres minutos", afirmó Dickinson, "No se de donde salió el título, simplemente apareció en mi cabeza".​ Impresionados con los resultados, los agentes de Zomba le ofrecieron a Dickinson un contrato para grabar un álbum completo en calidad de solista.​ Con la misma alineación y el mismo productor, el álbum debut de Bruce Dickinson, Tattooed Millionaire, fue escrito y grabado en aproximadamente dos semanas y publicado en mayo de 1990 con su correspondiente gira.​ Ese mismo año Dickinson grabó el clásico de Deep Purple "Smoke on the Water" junto con otras estrellas del rock como Ritchie Blackmore, Paul Rodgers, Bryan Adams, Tony Iommi, David Gilmour y Brian May, como parte del esfuerzo benéfico Rock Aid Armenia.​ Acompañado por la banda británica Skin, produjo una versión de la canción "Elected" de Alice Cooper con el actor Rowan Atkinson (caracterizando a Mr. Bean), usada en 1992 por la organización caritativa Comic Relief​ y cinco años más tarde en la banda sonora de la película de humor Bean.​ Para su segunda producción discográfica como solista, Dickinson contó con la colaboración del productor estadounidense Keith Olsen. Mientras se encontraba trabajando en el disco en Los Ángeles, decidió abandonar la alineación de Iron Maiden.​ Descontento por la orientación que estaba tomando el proyecto con Olsen, Dickinson empezó a trabajar con el guitarrista de la banda de rock latino Tribe of Gypsies, Roy Z.​ El álbum Balls to Picasso fue grabado con la banda Tribe of Gypsies como soporte​ y publicado en 1994. El mismo año Dickinson grabó una versión de la canción "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" con la banda Godspeed para el disco tributo a Black Sabbath Nativity in Black.​ Con la ayuda del compositor y guitarrista Alex Dickson, Bruce empezó a crear material para su nuevo disco.​ En 1994 y con su nueva banda, Bruce brindó un concierto en Sarajevo. Esta presentación fue usada para crear el documental Scream For Me Sarajevo, estrenado en 2017.​ Tras la finalización de la gira en soporte del disco Balls to Picasso, Dickinson empezó a trabajar en la grabación de su nuevo álbum, Skunkworks. El músico decidió que Skunkworks sería también el nombre de la banda, pero la compañía discográfica se rehusó a publicar el álbum sin que su nombre apareciera en la portada.​ Dickinson contrató al productor Jack Endino, recordado por producir el primer álbum de estudio de Nirvana. El proyecto Skunkworks se disolvió cuando finalizó la gira. "Estaba devastado por lo de Skunkworks", afirmó Bruce, "Skunkworks fue un disco por el que trabajé incansablemente y a nadie pareció importarle una mierda".​ Después de un breve periodo de inactividad, Dickinson se reunió nuevamente con el guitarrista Roy Z para grabar su siguiente disco, Accident of Birth. "Fue realmente Roy el que me convenció de volver a intentarlo. Me llamó por teléfono y me dijo que estaba trabajando en un nuevo material que sonaba como un álbum de metal. Yo estaba asustado, pensaba que no tenía nada para ofrecer. Pero cuando escuché por el teléfono algunas de sus canciones me di cuenta que realmente había algo allí".​ Bruce le ofreció al guitarrista Adrian Smith que tomara parte de la grabación del álbum como un segundo guitarrista, pero terminó quedándose definitivamente en la alineación.​ El álbum marcó el retorno de Bruce Dickinson al heavy metal, logrando excelentes críticas por parte de la prensa especializada. El portal Sputnikmusic remarcó: "Es un álbum satisfactorio que llena el vacío que dejó Iron Maiden durante la década de 1990".​ El siguiente disco, The Chemical Wedding, un álbum semi-conceptual basado en la obra de William Blake, fue incluso más exitoso que su predecesor. Sputnikmusic afirmó: "Bruce ha superado todas las expectativas dando vida a un álbum incluso mejor que el anterior."​ Durante la gira soporte de The Chemical Wedding fue grabada una presentación en tierras brasileñas, registrada en el álbum Scream for Me Brazil. El disco fue publicado en 1999, año en el que Smith y Dickinson regresaron a Iron Maiden. En el año 2000, Dickinson aportó la voz para la canción "Into the Black Hole" del álbum Universal Migrator Part 2: Flight of the Migrator de la banda de metal progresivo Ayreon.​ Ese mismo año colaboró con el cantante Rob Halford en la grabación de la canción "The One You Love to Hate", disponible en el álbum Resurrection de la banda Halford.​ Un álbum recopilatorio titulado The Best of Bruce Dickinson fue publicado a finales de 2001, incluyendo dos nuevas canciones y un disco de rarezas.​ Su último álbum de estudio, Tyranny of Souls, fue publicado en mayo de 2005. En esta oportunidad, la composición de las canciones se dividió entre Roy Z y Dickinson y muchas canciones fueron compuestas por Roy, quien le enviaba las grabaciones a Bruce mientras estaba de gira con Iron Maiden.​ El 21 de junio de 2005 la discografía completa de Bruce Dickinson fue relanzada con material adicional. El mismo año Bruce aportó su voz para la canción "Beast in the Light" de la banda brasileña Tribuzy.​ Un box-set compuesto por tres discos de DVD titulado Anthology fue publicado el 19 de junio de 2006, con conciertos y vídeos promocionales de toda la carrera en solitario del cantante, al igual que un vídeo clásico de Samson titulado "Biceps of Steel".​ En diciembre de 2017, Dickinson afirmó que existía la posibilidad de publicar un álbum conceptual titulado If Eternity Should Fail, el mismo nombre de la primera canción del álbum The Book of Souls de Iron Maiden, confirmando que dicha canción fue compuesta originalmente para ser usada en su nuevo trabajo como solista. "Si hago otro álbum en solitario, algo que creo que haré, podría seguir con mi plan original y titularlo If Eternity Should Fail. Fue la primera canción que escribí para él. Entonces probablemente la incluiría allí. Pero sería ligeramente diferente a la versión de Maiden". Bruce estuvo casado con Jane Dickinson entre 1983 y 1987.​ Posteriormente, se casó con Paddy Bowden, con quien tiene tres hijos: Austin (nacido en 1990), Griffin (nacido en 1992) y Kia (nacida en 1994).​ Todos nacieron en Chiswick, Londres,​ donde Dickinson ha vivido desde 1981. ​ Austin Dickinson fue el vocalista principal de la banda de metalcore Rise to Remain​ hasta que esta se disolvió en 2015. Tiempo después formó un nuevo grupo llamado As Lions.​ Griffin Dickinson, que había trabajado como técnico durante algunas giras de Iron Maiden,​ es el vocalista de la banda de hardcore melódico SHVPES.​ El primo de Bruce, Rob Dickinson, fue el cantante de la banda de rock alternativo Catherine Wheel y fundó la compañía Singer Vehicle Design, especializada en vehículos Porsche.​ En una entrevista con Sarah Montague para el programa HARDtalk de la BBC en 2012, Dickinson se describió como conservador y euroescéptico.​ En 2015 el músico se sometió a siete semanas de quimioterapia y radioterapia para combatir un tumor cancerígeno en la parte posterior de su lengua.​ Su equipo médico esperaba una total recuperación tras detectar el tumor en una primera etapa de desarrollo.​ El 15 de mayo sus especialistas le informaron que el tumor había sido controlado. En una entrevista con el periodista estadounidense Eddie Trunk, Bruce afirmó que su enfermedad había sido ocasionada por el virus del papiloma humano, probablemente adquirido por la práctica del sexo oral.​ Aparte de la música, Dickinson ha trabajado en diversos campos. Practica esgrima con un gran nivel, llegando a alcanzar la séptima posición en la clasificación de la disciplina en Gran Bretaña,​ fundando además una compañía de equipamiento para el deporte llamada "Duellists" ("duelistas" en castellano, referencia al título de una canción del álbum Powerslave de Iron Maiden).​ También es piloto de aviones y ocupó el rango de comandante para la desaparecida empresa de aviación Astraeus. Es el propietario de una empresa de mantenimiento de aviones. En 2010 Bruce asumió como director de marketing de Astraeus. Dado el amplio interés y experiencia en diferentes áreas del conocimiento, Dickinson es considerado como un polímata, siendo calificado como tal por la revista británica Intelligent Life (hoy conocida como 1843) en una edición del año 2009.​ Dickinson aprendió a volar de forma recreacional en Florida en la década de 1990​ y actualmente cuenta con una licencia de piloto. Regularmente pilotaba aviones Boeing 757 en su rol de capitán de la aerolínea de vuelos chárter Astraeus,​ en la cual también se desempeñó como director de mercadeo.​ Tras el cierre de Astraeus el 21 de noviembre de 2011, Dickinson fundó la compañía Cardiff Aviation Limited el 1 de mayo de 2012, especializada en el mantenimiento de aeronaves.​ De acuerdo a The Wall Street Journal, en enero de 2013 Cardiff Aviation había generado 40 empleos y tenía la meta de superar los 100 empleos para 2013.​ En junio de 2013, The Daily Telegraph reportó que la compañía había logrado generar alrededor de 70 nuevos empleos.​ En agosto de 2015, Cardiff Aviation firmó un contrato para brindar sus servicios a la aerolínea Air Djibouti.​ Como resultado de su experiencia en los negocios, ha sido orador en importantes eventos alrededor del mundo.​ Su papel como piloto lo ha llevado a liderar algunos vuelos de alto perfil, como el retorno de un grupo de pilotos de la Real Fuerza Aérea desde Afganistán en 2008,​ 200 ciudadanos británicos desde Líbano durante el conflicto bélico de ese país en 2006​ y 180 turistas varados en Egipto tras el colapso de la aerolínea XL Airways en septiembre de 2008.​ Adicionalmente transportó a las plantillas de los equipos de fútbol Rangers F.C. y Liverpool F.C. a jugar partidos como visitante en Israel e Italia en 2007 y 2010 respectivamente.​ En la gira Somewhere Back In Time World Tour fue el piloto del Boeing 757 que transportó a la banda y a todo su montaje en un extenso tour a nivel mundial.​ Esta experiencia fue registrada en el documental Iron Maiden: Flight 666.​ Dickinson pilotó el "Ed Force One" nuevamente para la gira The Final Frontier World Tour en 2011.​ Para la gira The Book of Souls World Tour, la banda voló en un jet Boeing 747-400, pilotado de igual manera por el cantante.​ Presentó un programa llamado Bruce Dickinson's Friday Rock Show en una emisora de radio de la BBC inglesa especializado en rock alternativo. Su última transmisión en vivo ocurrió el 28 de mayo de 2010 abandonando el formato habitual del programa para realizar un tributo personal y musical al cantante entonces recién fallecido Ronnie James Dio. También estuvo encargado del programa Monsters of Rock en otro dial de la misma radio entre 2003 y 2007.​ En 2005 fue el presentador del documental Flying Heavy Metal del canal Discovery Channel, en el que combinaba sus dos grandes aficiones, los aviones y la música.​ En 2006 presentó un documental para Sky One titulado Inside Spontaneous Human Combustion with Bruce Dickinson, en el que se investigaba el fenómeno de la combustión humana espontánea mediante la ayuda de varios expertos y la realización de varios experimentos para determinar su posible causa.​ Otras apariciones en televisión incluyen papeles de invitado en producciones como Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Space Cadets y Clarkson, programa conducido por Jeremy Clarkson.​ Dickinson también apareció en una serie de la BBC llamada The Paradise Club, interpretando el papel de un músico llamado Jake Skinner.​ Durante la gira Somewhere on Tour en 1987, Dickinson empezó a escribir su primera novela.​ El músico describió su obra The Adventures of Lord Iffy Boatrace como una mezcla entre la literatura de Tom Sharpe, el piloto ficticio Biggles y la revista Penthouse.​ Kerrang! se refirió a la misma como "un ataque satírico al fetichismo entre las clases altas".​ Tras terminar su escritura, Dickinson se dirigió a la editorial Sidgwick & Jackson, quienes, según el propio Bruce, accedieron a publicar el libro sin siquiera leerlo, basados simplemente en las ventas de los álbumes de Iron Maiden.​ Publicada en 1990, la novela vendió más de 40.000 copias en poco tiempo.​ Debido a la alta demanda, Sidgwick & Jackson pidieron a Dickinson la producción de una secuela,​ publicada en 1992 con el título The Missionary Position, una sátira al teleevangelismo.​ No se publicaron nuevas novelas de la serie, aunque Dickinson escribió las primeras 60 páginas de una precuela que pretendía contar la historia de Lord Iffy Boatrace en su adolescencia.​ Escribió el guion para la película Chemical Wedding junto al cineasta Julian Doyle, basada en la vida y obra de Aleister Crowley, el legendario místico, mago y ocultista inglés del siglo XX, fundador de la religión neopagana Thelema. La película, en la que Dickinson apareció en un pequeño cameo, fue estrenada en 2008 y contó con la actuación de Simon Callow.​ El 15 de octubre de 2015, las editoriales HarperCollins y Dey Street anunciaron la publicación de un libro con las memorias de Bruce Dickinson.​ What Does This Button Do?​ fue publicado el 19 de octubre de 2017.​ En 2013 Iron Maiden colaboró con la compañía cervecera Robinsons Brewery en la localidad de Stockport para crear la cerveza "Trooper",​ mediante una receta formulada por Dickinson con el cervecero Martyn Weeks.​ En mayo de 2014 la cerveza había vendido más de dos millones de pintas en 40 países, convirtiéndose en la exportación más exitosa de Robinsons.​ Tras el éxito de Trooper, Dickinson, un fanático de la cerveza de barril tradicional inglesa,​ declaró que tiene la intención de desarrollar más cervezas en el futuro, aunque los nuevos productos estarían "basados en Trooper y no en Iron Maiden, pues Trooper ha tomado una vida propia. La gente la bebe porque les gusta la cerveza, no porque sean fanáticos de Maiden".​ Aunque Dickinson nunca recibió un entrenamiento de voz formal, aún posee un amplio rango vocal registrado como tenor dramático. ​ Junto con Ronnie James Dio y Rob Halford, Dickinson es uno de los pioneros del estilo vocal operístico que más tarde sería adoptado por los vocalistas de power metal y regularmente aparece cerca de la cima en las listas de los mejores vocalistas de rock de todos los tiempos.​ Bruce ha afirmado que su estilo fue influenciado principalmente por los cantantes Arthur Brown, Ian Gillan de (Deep Purple), Ian Anderson (de Jethro Tull) y Peter Hammill (de Van der Graaf Generator).​ Su forma de cantar varió notablemente en la década de 1990 en la grabación de álbumes como No Prayer for the Dying, Fear of the Dark y su primer trabajo en solitario Tattooed Millionaire, haciendo uso de un sonido mucho más áspero, algo especialmente notorio en la canción "Be Quick or Be Dead" de Fear of the Dark.​ Desde su regreso a Iron Maiden en 1999, adoptó nuevamente su particular voz de la década de 1980,​ aunque su potencia ha disminuido con la edad.​ Según un informe publicado en el Daily Mirror, Dickinson tiene un rango vocal estimado de 4.25 octavas.​ Además de su capacidad vocal, Bruce es conocido por sus actuaciones enérgicas en el escenario, que ofrece constantemente a pesar de su edad.​ Considera que el público asistente debe sentir "la esencia de la experiencia de Maiden" y que su papel es "reducir el lugar para convertir un estadio de fútbol en el club más pequeño del mundo".​ Para lograr esto, insiste en mantener contacto visual con los miembros de la audiencia,​ motivándolos a gritar usando la frase "Scream for Me" ("Griten para mí").​ Constantemente critica a los artistas que no se conectan con sus fanáticos, particularmente con aquellos que "se ocultan detrás de los amplificadores" y usan teleprompters, señalando que "la gente paga un buen dinero para verlos y ellos ni siquiera pueden recordar la maldita letra de sus canciones". Discografia Oficial: https://www.discogs.com/es/artist/260980-Bruce-Dickinson

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Sex. Some people aren't just doing it - they're really doing it. But, like with anything fun - safety comes first. We've got to be aware of sexually transmitted infections.Monkeypox is not a sexually transmitted infection, but this current outbreak is being transmitted sexually. And when it comes to infections that are passed on sexually, there is an added level of stigma.It's clear that when STIs impact sexually active folk in the LGBTQIA+ community - it's worse. Why is that? What is it about queer sex that creates this furore. It's just sex?So let's talk about sex and work out just What The Pox? is going on. This week's guests are:Jason Domino - Porn4Prep founder and sex worker advocate Joseph Osmundson - American biophysicist and writerHarun Talunay - Sexual health expert with lived experience of monkeypoxTopher Taylor - Award-winning pleasure expert and queer columnistListen to understand:What sex on site venues do to empower people to have better knowledge of their sexual healthWhy monkeypox could impact sex workers for months if they get the virusHow shame and stigma can be worse when talking about queer sex, and what to do about itEnjoying What The Pox? Get more from QueerAF:Understand the LGBTQIA+ news (but skip the doomscrolling) with QueerAF's top-rated weekly newsletterListen to our award-winning QueerAF podcast, with inspiring LGBTQIA+ storiesInstagram - @WeAreQueerAF_Twitter - @WeAreQueerAFRead our mission Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ann revisits the release site of a bunch of (almost extinct) Murray Crayfish to find out the crays have been completing sexy rhythmic gymnastics in the mud on the bottom of the murray river.

Ann revisits the release site of a bunch of (almost extinct) Murray Crayfish to find out the crays have been completing sexy rhythmic gymnastics in the mud on the bottom of the murray river.

We had some fun convo in Episode 35 besides the good laugh or two ...maybe 3 we discussed a bit of bodybuilding and judging, the strict curl record BS...a little strongman and powerlifting. All in all a general good listening episode we'd like to say.

The Reality of Missionary. Tonight J.R. discussed "The Reality of the Missionary Position", an underrated position that's not boring, contrary to popular belief. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode, I'm joined for the second time by popular author, YouTuber and atheist activist Aron Ra.    We talk about what being an atheist really means, why atheism has been increasing in popularity and why Aron has dedicated his life to atheist activism.    We also discuss in detail the issues there are with organized religions, how people are able to accept contradictions in their beliefs, and some hypocrisies of the church that Aron identified.    Take your time and listen to this episode with an open mind and heart, because that's what it's all about here on The Lone Star Plate!    “I wasn't conditioned to believe the book, that even when the book is wrong you believe it anyway. I never had that mindset.” - Aron Ra Time Stamps: 00:00 - Introducing our guest Aron Ra. 10:48 - Aron's favourite food places in Dallas and the hottest things we've ever eaten. 14:30 - The rise of atheism and why Islam is the fastest growing religion. 20:00 - QAnon, the rise of relativity and the delusion of religion. 26:39 - The number of atheists that convert to religious beliefs. 28:40 - The friends and family that have turned their back on Aron and the lack of rationality in religions. 34:13 - The similarities religion has with drug addiction and the negative aspects of religious adherence. 36:18 - Mega churches, fake healers and fraudulent religious leaders. 41:20 - The issue with the idea of hell or eternal damnation. 44:34 - What drives most people away from their faith. 49:53 - The QAnon follower who killed his children. 55:57 - The clear separation between America's founding fathers and Chrisitanity. 59:48 - The Manson Family and UFOs. 1:03:28 - The importance of being able to change your beliefs.  1:13:20 - Our belief in God and people's experience of meeting different Gods. 1:19:20 - Getting kicked out of church for calling the preacher a liar. 1:28:15 - Prestigious atheist figures that Aron looks up to. 1:30:20 - Why Aron dedicated his life to atheism. 1:35:44 - The importance of valuing the truth. 1:43:08 - The problem with the idea of worship.   Resources: - The Boiling Crab https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g55711-d2658594-Reviews-The_Boiling_Crab-Dallas_Texas.html - The Missionary Position https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/43372.The_Missionary_Position - Helter Skelter https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/105992.Helter_Skelter Connect with Aron Ra: - YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/aronra - Patreon https://www.patreon.com/aronra Connect with Patrick Scott Armstrong: - IG: @patrickscottarmstrong - https://www.facebook.com/patrickscottvideos/ - patrick@texasrealfood.com Follow The Lone Star Plate: - Follow us on Twitter: @lonestarplateTX - Follow us on Instagram: @lonestarplateTX - Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LoneStarPlateTX More From The Lone Star Plate: https://thelonestarplate.com - Texas Real Food: https://www.texasrealfood.com

Christopher Hitchens, the English (later American) polemist, political commentator, and writer is probably the only person among the New Atheist list that I respect. For at one point in the past I did think quite highly of the New Atheists, notably Sam Harris but that opinion has changed rapidly in the past few years. When comes to Mr. Hitchens, I, like many liked the way he spoke: His command of the English language, and the manner in which articulated himself-notably in debates against Christian apologists is something that I enjoyed. Further Hitchens as a person with deep knowledge of history, geopolitics and culture was admired for other reasons. His commentary on such subjects were advanced with typical flare. I have followed the works of Mr. Hitches for some time, as I only came to learn about him, following his passing. This included his commentary on current affairs, his many debates, and importantly having read a number of his books: God is not Great (2007), The Missionary Position (1995) and Arguably (2011). The latter tome is a collection of his important writings on a range of subjects. The aim of this episode is to critique Hitchens's critique of God. Which in practice essentially, as it is the case with all these New Atheists, is a critique of his view of religion. The main problem with Hitchens critique of God is that it only qualifies as a critique of religion. And this critic itself is very simplistic. Problematically, as those who have followed his engagements the likes of Dinesh Dsouza, and William Lane Craig, and William Dembski would note; his critique of religion is sporadic and unstructured. It rapidly jumps from one problem of religion to another, just as it jumps from one religion to the next. Nonetheless Hitchens' criticisms directed against religion as messy as they are, do contain a lot truth. For in part Hitchens does get a number of things right, but a number of glaring problems, as I shall elaborate do exist. The sort which Hitchens keeps repeating in his polemics and debates, which his critiques/Christian apologists hardly engage. Here I will engage three notable problems with Hitchens's critic of God/religion and in the process I will engage other shortfalls in his attack on faith. Hitchens Critique of Church England/Royal Family is Simplistic to Borderline Hypocritical Hitchens Belief in the Sufficiency Reason to Guarantee Good/Moral Human Conduct is Weak Hitchens Critique of the Religious Impulse is Commendable for its self-defeating character.

We are joined by newly inducted Boston Comedy Festival comic Tim Ciampa! Tim has a fascinating story on his life altering change from religious indoctrination to seeing the world in a different light.Enjoy!

This week's episode is with Hannah Tarbuck from The Missionary Position! Hannah is married to Ben; they have two children, Eden and Nehemiah, and live in the UK. Hannah founded The Missionary Position and is passionate about asking gritty questions and creating spaces for open conversation around sex.Today she joins us to talk about growing up Christian, sex, and marriage! We are so excited to continue our sex series with this talk— Hannah is so wise and has such great insight into what it means to be a Christian and grapple with questions about sex.You can find her on instagram @the_missionary_position. As always, make sure to follow us @theholyship.podcast to stay up to date and if you have any questions or concerns email us at theholyship.podcast@gmail.com.

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This summer, the inherent ugliness of the world reasserted itself. And yet we Americans still found a way to make it all about us, who we think we are, and what we think we represent. Shadi and Damir sit down to talk about the remarkable frivolity of our politics today, and whether there's any way out. Required reading: Shadi's recent Friday Essay on Carl Schmitt. Damir's recent Friday Essay on the Missionary Position. Damir's tweet on politics.

Jen and Steve address how they call themselves missionaries, but that they don't necessarily feel like missionaries -- at least not in the traditional sense. They wrestle with reconciling what the word "missionary" means to probably most Christians and what the word means to them. They dabble in talks of beer pong and Shawshank Redemption among other things as well. Thanks for tuning in. (Starting next episode, you can look forward to better sound quality. Thank you for your patience as we figure all of this out.) And if you're feeling generous, here are some of the ministries we support in Ecuador: Education Equals Hope Esperanza Art Casa Gabriel Cumbre Alta

A look back at one of our favorite episodes according to the Nation. Two voicemails with some additional ideas to explore from a prior email from a husband who's wife only likes missionary position sex. On the Xtended version ... A discussion about how I believe the messages found in three popular marriage books, The 5 Love Languages, His Needs Her Needs, and Love And Respect, are used in the wrong ways. Enjoy the show! Sponsors ... The State Of Our Union: Weekly conversation prompts to have meaningful conversations. https://smr.fm/union The post Best Of SMR: Missionary Position and Love Languages #531 first appeared on Sexy Marriage Radio.

A look back at one of our favorite episodes according to the Nation. Two voicemails with some additional ideas to explore from a prior email from a husband who's wife only likes missionary position sex. On the Xtended version ... A discussion about how I believe the messages found in three popular marriage books, The 5 Love Languages, His Needs Her Needs, and Love And Respect, are used in the wrong ways. Enjoy the show! Sponsors ... The State Of Our Union: Weekly conversation prompts to have meaningful conversations. https://passionatelymarried.net/union

A look back at one of our favorite episodes according to the Nation. Two voicemails with some additional ideas to explore from a prior email from a husband who's wife only likes missionary position sex. On the Xtended version ... A discussion about how I believe the messages found in three popular marriage books, The 5 Love Languages, His Needs Her Needs, and Love And Respect, are used in the wrong ways. Enjoy the show! Sponsors ... The State Of Our Union: Weekly conversation prompts to have meaningful conversations. https://smrnation.com/union The post Best Of SMR: Missionary Position and Love Languages #531 appeared first on Sexy Marriage Radio.

Nestlemania and JC discuss... Champions both saying know to their hopeful SummerSlam contenders. How will this play out? Why it's a nice change. Nikki ASH. Love it? Hate it? Need more time? Did Rolling Loud work? Do you want to see more matches on location? What can be improved? The confusion of "Contender's Matches." HUGE DEBATE Are entrances more important than matches? Is Matt Cardona a genius? Or a moron? All this and much more this week on the Jobber Knocker! Follow us on Twitter! @JobberKnocker @Nestlemania @JCoftheJK @TJoftheJK @RayRayoftheJK @JoePollock47 @DommyFeds33 @Danyfab @SSJPegasus Follow us on Facebook & Instagram @JobberKnocker! Visit Jobberknocker.com for some great wrestling articles! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jobberknocker/message

Money In The Bank is officially a wrap! But is it really a big deal that Big E is the first Black MITB Winner? We give our perspectives along with a lot of debuts and first nights that just don't really make sense to us. Cena vs Reigns 2 is officially cooking up, but does the Hybrid Hogan really have to change for all ages to be overly invested in it? We discuss and probably don't even give you an answer, but you will definitely enjoy this week's #FBCPod! Shout To Westside Gunn!

@DonDelarente and @Jade2ThaMax share their commentary with color on this week's episode of SmackDown, that featured matches from Cleveland and Rolling Loud

Money In The Bank is officially a wrap! But is it really a big deal that Big E is the first Black MITB Winner? We give our perspectives along with a lot of debuts and first nights that just don't really make sense to us. Cena vs Reigns 2 is officially cooking up, but does the Hybrid Hogan really have to change for all ages to be overly invested in it? We discuss and probably don't even give you an answer, but you will definitely enjoy this week's #FBCPod! Shout To Westside Gunn!

-Disqualifications en masse. Rampant problem or just a perception issue?-The three Games events we know of: Swim/Paddle, Pig/Pull/MU, 550-yard Sprint.-The Kamys: An award ceremony for the year at KAMO. Categories include (thus far): Most Improved Athlete, Sandbag, Old Faithful and Most Valuable Gorilla.-Overrated/Underrated: Awards/Award Ceremonies, Drink mix, Missionary Position, Pets.

Seattle gave the world so many great songwriters & singers, so of which you know, a couple of which you may not - but you should. Jeff Angell from Post Stardom Depression, The Missionary Position & Walking Papers is one of the great unsung heroes from the Seattle music scene, and he's my guest for Episode 221 of Life In The Stocks. We talk Seattle, addiction, recovery, creativity, touring with Dee Ramone & Queens of the Stone Age, playing with Duff McKagan & Barrett Martin, Walking Papers, and the time Jeff nearly joined Velvet Revolver. Life In The Stocks is sponsored by Radical Clothing. Be sure to follow them on Facebook & Instagram (@radicalclothinguk) and check out their website for the all-new spring range: www.radicalclothinguk.comFollow me on Facebook / Twitter / Instagram: @mattstocksdjCheck out the Life In The Stocks Patreon page, support this podcast, and get all kinds of extras in return, from bonus podcasts & DJ mixes to archive print interviews & radio shows.www.patreon.com/lifeinthestocksMy first book, 'Life In The Stocks: Veracious Conversations with Musicians & Creatives (Vol. 01)' is also out NOW and is available via Amazon, Waterstones, Blackwell's & Rare Bird Publishing.https://rarebirdlit.com/life-in-the-stocks-veracious-conversations-with-musicians-creatives/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Missionary Position is a book by the British-American journalist and polemicist Christopher Hitchens published in 1995. It is a critique of the work and philosophy of Mother Teresa, the founder of an international Roman Catholic religious congregation, and it challenges the mainstream media's assessment of her charitable efforts. I share some of the interesting points from the book in today's podcast.

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NTARE GUMA MBAHO MWINE starred as Ronnie in three seasons of the hit Showtime series The Chi.  He plays the lead role in the film Farewell Amor, for which he won the Best Actor award at the Durban International Film Festival. The award-winning film (in competition at the Sundance Film Festival 2020) will be released by IFC Films in December.  He will next star in the independent feature Tazmanian Devil, directed by Solomon Onita, Jr..  Mwine is currently set to write, direct and produce a feature-length documentary about Ugandan studio photographer Kibaate Aloysius Ssalongo.  He appeared in Mira Nair's Queen of Katwe, opposite Lupita Nyong'o; Boost; Blood Diamond, opposite Leonardo DiCaprio; and starred in the indie feature 40.  He's had recurring roles in several TV series, including David Simon's Treme, Bosch and Heroes.  Mwine directed Kuhani, which won the Main Prize for Best Achievement in Directing at the International Kurzfilmtage Winterthur and was nominated for the 2014 Grand Jury Prize for Best Short Film at the Slamdance Film Festival.  His documentary Beware of Time, won Best Film at the Berlin Black International Cinema Festival.  Biro, a multi-media solo performance piece, was Mwine's first effort as a playwright.  After premiering at Uganda's National Theatre, it opened in London and then at New York's Public Theater where it made The New York Times Critics' Pick list.  His second multi-media solo piece, A Missionary Position, premiered in Los Angeles.  Mwine's stage credits include leading roles at the Steppenwolf Theatre, The Kennedy Center, Lincoln Center, ACT, the Long Wharf Theatre and the national tour of Six Degrees of Separation, for which he received an NAACP Image Award nomination for Best Actor.

The boys over at the Two Cees head office are sitting pretty this week with some of the top restaurant faux-pas, Cameron warns the dangers of spoilers and dinosaurs are all the rage.Remember to reach out to the show at twoceesinapod@gmail.com

This week, Scott and Steve review the history of three phrases - "This Town Ain't Big Enough for the Both of Us," "Missionary Position," and "How Do You Get to Carnegie Hall?" - used as song titles by the band Sparks.  Sparks was founded over 50 years ago by brothers Ron and Russell Mael, and their 24th studio album, A Steady Drip, Drip, Drip, will be released on May 15, 2020. Keeping with the music theme, the guys also discuss the many advantages of having Bret Michael's immune system and explore the Eminem inspired term "Stan" on the New Slang segment. For more information about the Speakcies network, go to speakcies.com/shows.

Inspirational speaker, activist, philosopher, writer, and producer AC Fischer joins Alexis to bring everyone up to date on his estrangement story. AC is host of Turn Up The AC, occasional host of WTBB, and former co-host of The Missionary Position. To hear his show, visit www.acfischerpod.comRemember to like, follow, and share on social media! To support the show, please leave a positive review wherever you listen to this podcast.Thank you for listening!

This week we're talking Garrett's retirement from watching death match wrestling! We also watched and are chatting NXT, AEW, WWE, GCW in Japan, NJPW and more!

Today I have an interesting essay to share with you. Have you ever thought of The Missionary Position as a path to a life of global freedom? :) Enjoy, Joshua

My guest on this episode is the finely focused and driven Jefferson Angell, best known as the frontman of Walking Papers. As a 20 year friend and fan of Jeff's body of work it was a treat to have him as a guest. We riffed about more stuff than I can possibly recount and list here. I hope you enjoy this episode as much as I enjoyed having the conversation. I believe it is a record-length episode. If you are enjoying this podcast please support by visiting couchriffs.com and listening to all the episodes and sharing them! Be sure to check out the accompanying video series, also. And, check out the Etsy store to pick up some stylish Couch Riffs merch or visit the link below to become a monthly sponsor of the Couch Riffs series for as little as .99/month. Thanks for the support! photo credit: Ernie Sapiro --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/couch-riffs/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couch-riffs/support

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NOTE: Abdul fucked up the upload, so if it seems too quiet on Laura's mic, delete and redownload, it's fixed now. In which our heroes finally give up and become a news of the day podcast after trying to talk the latest Netflix RomComKino Lefter is a movie review podcast where we (allegedly) watch whatever movie is hot this week and break it down from a pointedly left perspective, looking at what it says about our culture, and a society, which is something we live in.

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Registration for the Sexy Marriage Getaway 2019 is open! Click here to join us June 20-23, 2019 On today's regular version of the show … Two voicemails with some additional ideas to explore from last week's email from a husband who's wife only likes missionary position sex. On the Xtended version … A discussion about […]

Registration for the Sexy Marriage Getaway 2019 is open! Click here to join us June 20-23, 2019 On today’s regular version of the show … Two voicemails with some additional ideas to explore from last week’s email from a husband who’s wife only likes missionary position sex. On the Xtended version … A discussion about […] The post Missionary Position and Love Languages #403 appeared first on Sexy Marriage Radio.

WOW CHAMPION SANTANA GARRETT DEFENDS HER TITLE AGAINST TESSA BLANCHARD & JUNGLE GRRRL IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE Other Matches Include Beverly Hills Babe vs Eye Candy, Jessie Jones vs Stephy Slays, Holidead vs AztecaOnly Wrestling Series Viewers Can Interact In a Real-Time Special Live Tweeting Event Featuring Eye Candy, Beverly Hills Babe, and Samantha Smart, Using #WOWSuperheroesSantana Garrett seeks to avenge the vicious attack on her father by Tessa Blanchard, while Jungle Grrrl insists her week one loss to Garrett is illegitimate as the reigning WOW Champion failed to pin her shoulders to the mat. Both women get their shot at retribution this week, in an epic Triple Threat main event that pits Garrett against Blanchard and Jungle Grrrl for the coveted WOW Championship Belt. Other highlights include blonde bombshell Beverly Hills Babe going toe-to-toe with the radiant Eye Candy; Kentucky’s Own Jessie Jones serving up some Southern discomfort in a bout with fan-favorite Stephy Slays; and the enigma from the dark side,Holidead, facing off against the mighty warrior-goddess Azteca. EMAIL: wrestlingsoup.com@gmail.comLEAVE A VOICEMAIL ON wrestlingsoup.com SHOW #: (815)345-4756TWITTER: @wrestlingsoup DONATE ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/wrestlingsoupSUBSCRIBE TO WRESTLING SOUP: DROID: https://goo.gl/PCEDqcAPPLE: https://goo.gl/NYUUtsStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=22881&refid=stprSpreaker: https://www.spreaker.com/user/wrestlingsoupFOLLOW:Wrestling Soup: https://twitter.com/WrestlingSoupJoey Numbas: https://twitter.com/joenumbasJon Draper: https://twitter.com/iamjondraperand visit the website: http://wrestlingsoup.com

  EMAIL: wrestlingsoup.com@gmail.comLEAVE A VOICEMAIL ON wrestlingsoup.com SHOW #: (815)345-4756TWITTER: @wrestlingsoup DONATE ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/wrestlingsoupSUBSCRIBE TO WRESTLING SOUP: DROID: https://goo.gl/PCEDqcAPPLE: https://goo.gl/NYUUtsStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=22881&refid=stprSpreaker: https://www.spreaker.com/user/wrestlingsoupFOLLOW:Wrestling Soup: https://twitter.com/WrestlingSoupJoey Numbas: https://twitter.com/joenumbasJon Draper: https://twitter.com/iamjondraperand visit the website: http://wrestlingsoup.com

This week we are joined by a special guest who served an LDS mission and has since left the church. Listen to her story now! Send us your stories: notsomollymormonpodcast@gmail.com!

This week the Morticians get together to discuss a quick recap of their Thanksgiving festivies, the recently killed missionary dumbass from Washington, Satanism, and a bunch of other stuff. This week's breaks are "Should've Seen Your Face" and "Brains Demo" from the upcoming compilation by Lullaby Recordings, Matt and Ter's old goth band from when they were kids. Subscribe to Mortville! 

Phoenix and Matthew are talking witches, missionaries, spiders and The Vatican this week. What could go wrong? Show Notes: Snap Chat Glasses – https://www.spectacles.com/ Missionary Killed By Tribesmen – https://bit.ly/2dGmCln Witches In America – https://bit.ly/2AcxlA7 Super Spiders – https://bit.ly/2ScP01E Jesus Vatican Go – https://read.bi/2DWAmJ2 ​ Support The Don’t Comply Show Be Sure To Subscribe Unknown Until Inserted Episode 53 – […]

It’s over, the Thanksgiving holiday is done as of our recording this week. Now we can focus on the “what am I getting for Xmas” before we realize that we’re all just staring into the void and having a hard time laughing at it. It’s X and Kyle this week, Felicia was out again. So […]

#What made the internet angry this week? In a very sexy episode of your favorite podcast, we discover the dangers of trying to spread Christianity to an isolated tribe of people armed with instruments of murder. We play 'monkeys or cousins?' and answer the eternal debate 'which breed of monkey is the sexiest?'. A murderous otter is on the loose in Vancouver and has somehow managed to outsmart numerous city employees. Also outsmarting the city employees: the koi fish the otter is murdering! Why don't straight people use animal codewords to describe their sexual preferences? Incels are reporting cam models for tax evasion with all the free time they have from never having sex. If there's anything grosser than a sex doll brothel, we don't want to hear about it. Derek officially accepts his status as a sugar baby. All this plus a bunch of extra talk about having sex with monkeys! Talking points: Lol Seriously, lol Humans outsmarted by otter and koi fish What gay animal are you? Incels doing incel stuff RIP sex doll brothel, we hardly knew you

On this weeks Gametime, Danny, Tom and Ryan look back at the weekends Premier League action. Will Chelsea put up a title challenge? Can Mourinho turn things around at United? All these questions answered! And, it's week two for unpopular opinions and they're just as bad as last week.

2:21 - The Wallabies are a dud root, 9:13 - WINX is equine perfection, 17:03 - Fifita doesn't like getting poked, 23:00 - You can't bite a mans finger off for no reason, 25:45 - Fan questions, 33:40 - Please reach out Angus Crichton

After realizing there is no escape from his past, the young Dr. Frankenstein decides to travel to his family's estate in Transylvania to claim his inheritance. We are introduced to a new characters at the train station, Elizabeth, Dr. Frankenstein's fiance. It becomes clear, Elizabeth if much more worried about not ruffling her appearance than she is in showing Dr. Frankenstein any affection. The scene ends with her asking him if he likes traditional wedding nights? All we hear from his is, "I like...", which left us wondering what he is about to say. Our guest, once again, is Susan Delmonico, who owns her own business, SJD Health and Fitness, where she is a personal trainer and likes to share her thoughts on fitness and recipes on her free site.

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Dustin Chafin joins us this week at Comic Strip Live. We talk about Lenny's new tribute Twitter account, how to rebel if your parents are drug addicts and the chain of events that led to the Mormon church pardoning Dustin's cock. Follow us on Twitter! @kevinbrennen666 @dustinchafin @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker

This episode will teach you how to use vibrators and dildos to enhance your pleasure when masturbating and as orgasm 'assistant' during sex so that you experience the most powerful orgasms of your life. Show Highlights - Vibrator Section 1.25 - How to make sure you choose the right vibrator for you. 5.20 - The key thing you must know so that you experience maximum pleasure with your vibrator. 6.40 - Vibrator foreplay. Learn why 'vibrator foreplay' can make your orgasms way more intense. 9.40 - A secret way to use your vibrator to stimulate your entire vagina at the same time WITHOUT your hands. 12.15 - Discover how to use more than just your vibrator to enhance your orgasms. 13.25 - How to use your vibrator to enhance sex with your man. 15.30 - Discover to enhance your blow job by using a vibrator. 16.45 - A DANGEROUS warning about vibrators. Show Highlights - Dildo Section 18.50 - How to choose the right dildo for you. 21.55 - Rocking your dildo to stimulate the bottom of your vagina. 24.05 - Learn how to 'milk' your G Spot with your dildo for neighbor-waking, screaming orgasms. 27.10 - Discover how to have anal orgasms with your dildo. 27.40 - Double your pleasure! How to use your dildo for double penetration. 28.45 - How to use all the techniques in this episode during Skype sex. 33.50 - What to do after listening to this episode. Show Notes Check out the complete guide on using your vibrator here: http://badgirlsbible.com/how-to-use-a-vibrator Get step-by-step instructions on using your dildo here: http://badgirlsbible.com/how-to-use-a-dildo Learn about your A Spot here: http://badgirlsbible.com/a-spot Learn about your G Spot here: http://badgirlsbible.com/how-to-find-your-g-spot Missionary Position: http://badgirlsbible.com/missionary-sex-position Coital Alignment Technique: http://badgirlsbible.com/coital-alignment-technique-sex-position Spooning Position: http://badgirlsbible.com/spooning-sex-position Doggy Style: http://badgirlsbible.com/doggy-style-sex-position Get the Bad Girl's Bible newsletter here: http://badgirlsbible.com/newsletter

MNWP welcomes USA Today bestselling author Daisy Prescott back to the show! Before writing funny contemporary romances about adults, I dreamed of being an author while doing a lot of other things. Antiques dealer, baker, blue ribbon pie-maker, fangirl, freelance writer, gardener, pet mom and wife are a few of the titles I’ve acquired along the way. Born and raised in San Diego, she and her husband currently live in a real life Stars Hollow in the Boston suburbs with their dog, Hubbell, and an imaginary house goat who remains nameless. Geoducks are for Lovers, her debut novel in the Modern Love Stories series, is a second chance romance that mixes Reality Bites with The Big Chill. Ready to Fall, her second novel, features John Day, the hot, sexy neighbor in my debut novel Geoducks Are for Lovers. Missionary Position, the third novel, follows Selah Elmore, Maggie’s sexy, sassy best friend, on the adventure of a lifetime. Confessions of a Reformed Tom Cat, the fourth novel, features “Tom Cat” Donnely, John Day’s wingman and self-declared manwhore, finally meeting his match. All four books can be read as standalones, but are interconnected. Also look for  Modern Love Stories Shorts in various anthologies, including LOL and Red Hot sets. Shes busy writing her next novel, which will not feature any bivalves. http://daisyprescott.com More details available at http://facebook.com/northwestprime    

Kelvin and Laura May Chan are having a baby! According to Kelvin, "when two people love each other, and __________________, then the ‪#‎Burmese‬ fairy comes and delivers the baby!" I'm not sure which web site he learned his birds and bees from but I think Laura will let him know if the fairy is any help during the delivery. Due in about 4 weeks, this is the Chan's first baby and they've returned from ‪#‎Thailand‬ to Canada to make her a Canuck! While at ‪#‎Segue2016‬, the Chans agreed to chat with me about all things baby: how she was made, when they found out she was a she, interesting Thai and Burmese cultural pregnancy observations, their uncertainty about juggling life with a newborn and ministry, and how they ensured they wouldn't have ‪#‎stateless‬ grandchildren. As former ‪#‎midtermers‬, they might just be 3 of my favourite people.

This past week, right after ‪#‎PAOC‬ ‪#‎gencon2016‬ in ‪#‎Montreal‬, an Ethiopian Eunich came to stay in the ‪#‎missionaryguesthouse‬ in Pickering, ON. We ate all low-carb food, drank a ton of good coffee, and did plenty of talking...and neither of us know any short sentences! Between high fat meals, we dropped a discussion about ‪#‎churchplanting‬ in Ethiopia and beyond in the podcatcher. My guest opens up about ‪#‎gencon‬, ‪#‎family‬, ‪#‎fogmachines‬, ‪#‎coffee‬, ‪#‎apostles‬, ‪#‎diapers‬, ‪#‎traplesschurches‬, ‪#‎northafrica‬, ‪#‎bigladies‬, ‪#‎ownership‬ and world domination. Be careful when you listen - you may just find yourself inspired and moving to Africa to join his team as they continue planting coffee churches across the continent!

In light of the many of you who work alongside Americans and therefore get to celebrate two Thanksgivings, today we are releasing a special HnT Missionary Position "holiday edition" podcast for your long-weekend listening enjoyment. In this episode, Matt Janes sits down with ScottandMelissa Williams (- Melissa) in the missionary guesthouse and talks ‪#‎turkey‬ with Scott about his unique ‪#‎fundraising‬ approach and it's affect on his family. Heat up some turkey and stuffing leftovers, get on your ‪#‎PAOC‬ hoodie, snuggle up with your trailing spouse and have a listen! ‪#‎HnTurkey‬ ‪#‎gobblegobble‬

7 AM - 1 - Washington Examiner's Jacqueline Klimas on Obama being tone-deaf for not rethinking his ISIS strategy. 2 - Disney may be putting the kibosh on Princess Leia's slave bikini getup; Anonymous has declared war on ISIS. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - The Butterball turkey hotline gets all sorts of dopey questions.

Don Mann is Founder, CEO, President and Director of Sanitation at Mann Co., also known as Revitalizing the Church (www.rtc21.org). In a Missionary Position edition of the HnT podcast, Sheldon Armitage and Matt Janes had a chance to talk with this Mann of God and ask him about "The Missionary Call." From Canada to Zambia to South Africa and beyond, Don and MJ are living out Act 2 of their calling by challenging leaders worldwide to revive, renew and restore the relevance of the Acts 2 church. He's a true man's Mann. ‪#‎calling‬ ‪#‎career‬ ‪#‎missionarycall‬ ‪#‎act2‬

How do you move a Fortune from Baku to Basel? On this week’s Missionary Position we don’t talk international banking trends but what it takes to pastor an international church. Whether it’s the world of Big Oil companies or Big Drug companies, David and Rhonda Fortune have been there and done that. They talk with us about what it’s like to live in two vastly different locations, how to relate to and lead people who are much, much smarter than David and also share about how important the International Church is within the world of missions. Plus we do a HnT Rapid Fire first: “Double Barrels!” and David brings the debate over yoga pants to a stunning conclusion.

Ever wanted to know what goes on in the mind of a Regional Director? Do they hear God just a little more clearly than the average Global Worker like Jeremy Feser​? Do they preach with signs and wonders following? Can they walk on water? Turn water into (insert mood-altering substance here)? Or do they put their Habs jersey on one arm at a time just like Mark Pope​? Who do they go to for advice? Who are their heroes? Can they turn back time? After tossing back some Christian Chicken together, Matt Janes got answers to some of these questions from the new incoming Eurasia RD Stephen Hertzog. Look out Sheldon​, there's some news buried in this episode that might make you nervous...or just work harder.

Savages! Natives! Just a couple of ways to describe tonight's special guests on the podcast. We spice it up a bit with our Missionary Position episode called So I Married a National. Rodney Corcoran from Estonia and our own Šel share about the adventures, complexities and mysteries of being married to nationals. Also m@ gets them into trouble and nearly offends half of Canada's population in the process. #yogapants #sorrycanada

Happy New Year! We're back with another special edition of the Here & There Podcast, The Missionary Position: Honey We Left The Kids! Guests Paul and Paula Bradbury from Dakar, Senegal join Sheldon Armitage for a short conversation about leaving all 3 of their kids behind in Canada and returning to their mission in West Africa...and an empty nest. Paul and Paula open up about how that's working, what some of the challenges have been, whether or not they like Matt Janes, plus much more. So grab a few tissues, a strong cup of whatever you're drinking and get ready for a new year with your favourite global conversationalists!

The HnT Podcast is back, with a special edition called The Missionary Position On...Making A Comeback. In this long-form piece of journalism, Matt Janes got to ask Mark-John Haug the tough questions about getting back on the Global Worker horse (Aimee Heyer was not involved in the recording). Mark opens up about returning to #Tanzania after 32 years, leaving his kids behind in Canada, how he really feels about #Malawi, re-establishing partnerships, and who he likes better: Murray, or Cindy Cornelius. Brew yourself a few coffees or iced teas, Mark knows no short sentences. #makingacomeback #missionaryposition #twende @hntpodcast

It's another special edition of the Here & There Podcast, The Missionary Position! This past weekend, ScottandMelissa Williams (just Scott) was staying chez Matt before sharing at his church on Sunday, and we decided to bottle a conversation that was brewing between us. Sheldon was asleep in Slovakia when we got to recording, so this is a conversation between Scott and Matt, where we're talking about the Missionary Position On...Packing And Transition. Listen in on a couple of 41 year old men share tips on rolling your underwear and learning to say goodbye!

We are excited to introduce a special edition of the Here & There Podcast called, "The Missionary Position". We are aiming to record one of these special editions each month, where we will look at the missionary position on issues facing global workers today, with guest appearances by real live Global Workers! (Sheldon doesn't count). In this first offering we talk with Peter and Patricia DeWit and discuss the Missionary Position On...Home Assignment. 

Do queer and transgender Christians have a reason to evangelize? What does it mean to share the Good News in our own context? Brian and Fr. Shay talk about what evangelism might mean for us today. Read the transcript (PDF)

In this series wrap-up, Jesus makes it clear who really understands, and who doesn't understand, who He is and what He has done for them.

Join Garrett on Monday night's LIVE show featuring Special Guest Star: Steven Fales - noted actor, writer and producer of THE MORMON BOY TRILOGY: Confessions of a Mormon Boy, Missionary Position and Prodigal Dad.  Steven will share his story and MORE.  Join the fun LIVE 10pE, 7pW!  Call in with your questions @ 323 657-1493!

Join Garrett on Monday night's LIVE show featuring Special Guest Star: Steven Fales - noted actor, writer and producer of THE MORMON BOY TRILOGY: Confessions of a Mormon Boy, Missionary Position and Prodigal Dad.  Steven will share his story and MORE.  Join the fun LIVE 10pE, 7pW!  Call in with your questions @ 323 657-1493!

The Pope on Gays. Putin on Gays. A possible Olympic "Gay Showdown". Walk-ins and Wack-offs. Mr. Snowden's letter to President Obama. Who really coined the term "Missionary Position" (hint: not missionaries). Jeremy's flamboyant Birthday cake.

The Pope on Gays. Putin on Gays. A possible Olympic "Gay Showdown". Walk-ins and Wack-offs. Mr. Snowden's letter to President Obama. Who really coined the term "Missionary Position" (hint: not missionaries). Jeremy's flamboyant Birthday cake.

Missionary position is anything but mundane when her legs are flailing in the air and his penis is hitting all the right places. Emily breaks down variations of missionary to turn the ordinary position into an orgasmic position.Emily also shares secrets for picking up women in bars (none of them include buying her a drink right off the bat).Also, penis rings with spikes, glow in the dark condoms, and the Viagra condom.If you're interested in good clean sex and improving your sex life, check out my sponsors: Crazy Girl, Masque, and Good Vibrations.Use coupon code Emily25 at checkout for 25% off your purchase at Crazy Girl.Use coupon code GVEmily20 at checkout for 20% off purchases of $100 or more at Good Vibrations.

The Missionary Position LIVE @ The High Dive in Seattle, Washington. June 2nd, 2012.

Emily shares the biggest sexting mistakes guy makes and whether you are a doggie style person or a CAT person. CAT position is all about clitoral stimulation in Missionary Position, whereas doggie style is more rough and animalistic.

TONIGHT WE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT THE FREAKY THINGS WE DO FOR OUR MATE IN THE BEDROOM AND WE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT THOSE WHO JUST DO MISSIONARY POSITION JOIN IN ON THE DISCUSSION BY  CALLING IN OR JOIN THE CHAT AND SPEAK YOUR PEACE THERE

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TOPIC: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE TEN COMMANDMENTS AND A STAMP HONORING MOTHER TERESAJournalist Christopher Hitchens, author of "God Is Not Great" and an expose on Mother Teresa, "The Missionary Position," gives a sneak preview of his April Vanity Fair article about the Ten Commandments, and talks about the controversy over the Mother Teresa stamp, among other topical issues. The hosts also parse Pres. Obama's speech before the National Prayer Breakfast.

YOU CAN WIN!!  It's contest time you can win $25 big buck from our sponsor www.GayCheapPorn.com.  All you need to do is tell us about your brush with a porn star.  Give us all the details. Was he nice did he show you anything or did you just run away?  The one Paulie and Evan deem  like the best will be read on their show and will win a $25 credit toward anything GaycheapPorn.com sells!!  So get those fingers typing and send us you email right away!      Now on to our show.  Looking for a cock sucking Senator.  Well Larry Craig the Senator from Idaho may be your man.  If your in a bathroom that is.   Those republicans have all the fun!  Speaking of Idaho and Mormons check out the Beefcake calendar that some hunky Mormon boys are are selling to help us understand all about Missionaries.  Well I think we all know about the Missionary Position and I sure would love to share the position with these hunks.  All this and The real truth about the Boy Scouts.         Of course we have our reviews.  Paulie goes large with the XL Men's Pleasure Wand which he gives his seal of approval.  Evan reviews two more DVDs.  This week's choices are   "Dante" by Red Devil Entertainment which Evan gives a burning hot 3 1/2 splats.  The second DVD is "Campus Pizza" by Titan Men which also gets a tasty 3 1/2 splats.  Wrapping things up is Evans first Tune to not Fuck to "Summertime" by Brother Love